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♪♪
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♪ Come and knock on our door ♪
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♪ Come and knock on our door ♪
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♪ We've been waiting for you ♪
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♪ We've been waiting for you ♪
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♪ Where the kisses are
hers and hers and his ♪
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♪ Three's company too ♪
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♪ Come and dance on our floor ♪
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♪ Come and dance on our floor ♪
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♪ Take a step that is new ♪
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♪ Take a step that is new ♪
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♪ We've a loveable space
that needs your face ♪
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♪ Three's company too ♪
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♪ You'll see that
life is a ball again ♪
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♪ Laughter is calling for you ♪
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♪ Down at our rendez-vous ♪
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♪ Down at our rendez-vous ♪
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♪ Three's company too ♪
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♪ Down at our rendez-vous ♪
♪ Down at our rendez-vous ♪
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♪ Three's company too ♪
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So if you and Bob are interested,
I got this terrific car for you.
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It's only two years old.
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Thanks, but we're thinking
of buying a new car.
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A new car?
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With that new car smell? Yick.
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Oh, hi there. You're
looking mighty cute tonight.
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Well, thank you.
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I was talking to Carol.
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Thank you, Mr. Furley.
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Oh, did my husband speak
to you about our light switch?
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No.
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Well, he tried to fix it, but
he just made matters worse.
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When will you tenants learn
not to go lousing up the building?
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That's my job.
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Care for a drink? That's what
I'm here for. I'll have the usual.
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Oh, I'm sorry, Mr. Furley.
We're all outta root beer.
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Oh. I'll have a
beer then. All right.
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So how was your
trip to Lake Tahoe?
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You're never gonna believe what
happened. What? What happened?
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Well, Bob rented a
boat and took me sailing,
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and wouldn't you know, just
as we're miles from shore...
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What kinda boat?
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Just a small sailboat.
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Anyway, everything
was going okay
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until we got to the
middle of the lake.
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How small?
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What?
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How small was the
boat? 14 feet? 20 feet?
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What's the difference?
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Six feet.
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Who cares?
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Well, if you don't care,
why'd you ask me?
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Will you let her finish?
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All right! Go ahead.
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Anyway, there we were at
the deepest part of the lake...
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How deep?
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Never mind.
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And the rudder broke off.
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Bob was doing everything
he could to get it back on,
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and just as we were about
to be washed up on the rocks,
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some waterskiers threw
us a rope and towed us in.
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Wow, that was some close call.
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Will you let her finish?
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I am finished. Oh.
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Well, that was some close call.
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But with Bob there, I
was never really worried.
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Some more white wine, Carol?
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No, I've gotta run.
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Oh, Mr. Furley...
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I don't suppose you could
take a look at the light switch?
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Now? But I haven't
finished my... Please.
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Okay. Bye, Larry.
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Oh, uh...
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could I have a
doggy bag for this?
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Guess not.
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Mike, gimme Penny's
check, would ya?
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What was all that about Bob
and Carol getting stuck in a lake?
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Well, from what I hear, some crazy
waterskiers got their rope caught
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on Bob's rudder, it broke
off, he couldn't get it on,
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and the boat wound
up on the rocks.
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Oh.
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That's terrible.
What's terrible?
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Oh, Bob.
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He's all broken up over
what Carol did to his boat.
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Because she was looking
at some waterskiers,
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the rudder broke off, and
he couldn't get it back on.
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What? Yeah. And
that's not the worst part.
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All right. Hi, Larry.
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Hey. Good to see you.
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There's Mike the bartender.
What's happening?
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Hi.
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Terri, come here. Hi,
Penny. Excuse me.
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Terri, you are not gonna
believe what happened.
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What? Well... So what
are you gonna have?
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Three white wines, Mike, and...
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I'd like to buy Larry
here something to drink.
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Oh, no, thanks. You
can just pay for these.
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Thanks very much. I
appreciate that, seriously.
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Oh... Well. Hello there.
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Did you see the way she
came onto me? Hold on a sec.
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Larry... Gosh.
Thanks a lot, Mike.
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Would you put these
on Larry's tab, please?
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Here, Terri. Oh, no.
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What's the matter?
It's Bob and Carol.
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What about Bob and Carol?
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Their marriage.
It's on the rocks.
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Oh, no. What happened?
What happened?
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Well, I don't know exactly.
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Something about Bob or
Carol caught Carol or Bob
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getting it on with someone.
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Who?
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A waterskier.
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Oh, my God. And now
they're breaking up.
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Terri, the hospital
just called for you.
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Oh, thanks, Mike.
I have to go, guys.
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Oh, guys...
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If I were you, I wouldn't
mention this, okay?
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I mean, you know
how gossip starts.
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Terri, come on. You're
right. I lost my head.
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I'll see you later.
Bye-bye. Mum's the word.
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Bye.
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Can you believe it?
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Bob and Carol? That was one
marriage I thought would last forever.
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Yeah. It's like they were
the perfect couple. I know.
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Ohh... That Bob.
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Why'd he have to go
fooling around, anyway?
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Yeah. Why'd he have to go and...
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Wait a minute, Jack.
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Why do you automatically assume
it was Bob who was cheating?
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Well, I-I don't know, I just...
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Don't you think that
women look at men?
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You think it was Carol
that was fooling around?
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Oh, that's right,
Jack, blame her.
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You... I didn't... Hey,
you were the one...
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Just stop trying to make
excuses for him, okay?
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We have to something about
getting them back together.
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There's Bob now.
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Why don't you go talk to him?
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Me? Why me?
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Why not you? Who
introduced them? You.
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Who's the one who arranged
their whole honeymoon? You.
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Who found 'em an
apartment in our building? You.
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Then haven't I done enough?
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Come on, Jack.
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You go talk to Bob,
and I'll talk to Carol.
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But, Janet, what am I gonna say?
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Well, just be fair.
Don't take sides. Yeah.
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And I'll try to keep Carol from
dumping the two-timing louse.
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Hello, Bob. Hi, Janet.
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Yo, Bob.
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Jack, how are ya? Fine, great,
can't complain, you know how it is.
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I can see you're busy, so why
don't I come back some other time.
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I'm not doing
anything. Sit down.
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Sure. No problem.
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Uh, Bob... Hey, listen...
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Do you mind if I talk about
something personal? No.
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I was afraid you
were gonna say that.
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Bob, this-this isn't
gonna be easy, but...
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Oh, after all, you know, we're
both adulterers... I mean adults.
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We're not... kids
anymore, are we?
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Yes?
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Well, Bob, I was
wondering... I was won...
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I was won... Excuse me.
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There.
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Boy, that was
some mess in there.
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I never saw wire so tangled up.
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Bob tried so hard.
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That's okay. The old pro here
got everything straightened out.
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Thank you. Hey, how
about a cup of coffee?
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Sounds good.
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Okay. Now to light her up.
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Just a second.
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Coming!
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Will you hold your horses?
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Mr. Furley,
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I think you got
the wires mixed up.
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What? That's impossible.
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When the day comes that
Ralph Furley doesn't know
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the difference between a
light switch and a doorbell...
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I think there's
someone at your door.
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Hi, Carol. Hi,
Janet. Come on in.
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Oh. Hi, Mr. Furley. Hi, Janet.
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I was just getting coffee.
Make yourself at home.
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Oh, thanks.
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Gee, I hope I'm not
interrupting anything. No, no.
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Carol's just got a
little problem here.
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A problem?
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Yeah. It's not
her fault, though.
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Bob's the one to blame.
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He shouldn't have gone fooling around
someplace where he doesn't belong.
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So it was Bob.
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Of course it was Bob.
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Poor Carol.
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Don't worry about her. I'll
have her bell ringing in no time.
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What?
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Well, Bob couldn't do it.
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Mr. Furley!
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Mr. Furley, shame on you.
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I think you better
just get outta here.
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Take your tools with you. Go on.
Shame on you. What's the matter with you?
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Oh, he's gone. Yes.
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Would you like some coffee?
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Oh, Carol. I don't
know how you do it.
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No big deal. I just throw
in the coffee and plug it in.
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Oh, Carol...
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It doesn't help to keep it
bottled up inside of you.
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Keep what bottled
up inside of me?
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Bob.
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Bob and the other woman.
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Bob's seeing another woman?
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There. Doesn't it feel
better to get it off your chest?
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No.
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Oh, right. Of course it doesn't.
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But, Carol... Look, I'm sure she
doesn't mean anything to him.
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This is just a
momentary weakness.
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Oh, is that what
it is? Yeah, sure.
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And you know what you should
do? I'm thinking of a few things.
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Have a talk with Bob.
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That's not one of them.
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He's down at the Regal
Beagle right now. Thanks, Janet.
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Sure.
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Oh, Carol...
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Well, do you want me
to come with you? No.
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You've done enough. Ohh...
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What are friends for?
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You see what I'm
getting at, Bob?
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Yes, Jack, I do.
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And you don't mind
my telling you? No, no.
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Good.
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'Cause what you've got is
too valuable to risk losing.
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So you think I ought to
get more fire insurance.
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Absolutely.
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Okay, I'll get more fire insurance
and see my doctor once a year,
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and I promise I won't
mix regular tires with...
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radials.
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That it?
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Uh... yeah.
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No!
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Yeah... No! No. No.
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No, Bob, there is
one other little thing.
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Oh?
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Bob...
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When a man's been
married for a while,
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it's only natural that
he get a little restless
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and wonder what
he's been missing.
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What are you trying to say?
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Don't throw away your
marriage over some waterskier.
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A waterskier?
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Well, the woman
you've been... seeing.
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I'm not seeing another woman.
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No? No.
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Oh.
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Well, Bob...
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00:12:17,670 --> 00:12:20,738
when a woman's been married
for a while, it's only natural
255
00:12:20,807 --> 00:12:23,074
that she get a little
restless and wonder what...
256
00:12:23,143 --> 00:12:25,143
Wait a minute, now.
257
00:12:25,211 --> 00:12:28,012
Are you saying...
Don't go blaming Carol.
258
00:12:28,080 --> 00:12:31,516
Carol! She has hungers,
desires, needs of the flesh...
259
00:12:31,584 --> 00:12:33,562
Carol! Here I am, Bob.
260
00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:34,985
Huh?
261
00:12:35,054 --> 00:12:37,099
I think we oughta
have a little talk.
262
00:12:37,123 --> 00:12:39,723
Yeah. What a good
idea. There you go.
263
00:12:42,496 --> 00:12:46,264
I'm glad to see
you're back together.
264
00:12:49,002 --> 00:12:51,402
Jack, how's it goin'?
See for yourself.
265
00:12:51,471 --> 00:12:53,705
Oh, gosh, don't they look sweet?
266
00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:55,852
And we did it. Aren't
you proud? Mm-hm.
267
00:12:55,876 --> 00:12:58,276
Me cheating! You're
the one who's cheating!
268
00:12:58,345 --> 00:13:00,656
Oh! I never wanna see you again!
269
00:13:00,680 --> 00:13:02,347
Well, the same goes for me!
270
00:13:02,415 --> 00:13:05,495
Wait, wait, wait. Bob!
271
00:13:06,019 --> 00:13:08,819
Carol!
272
00:13:08,889 --> 00:13:11,369
What the hell's
going on in here?
273
00:13:13,659 --> 00:13:16,861
Bob found Carol getting
it on with a waterskier.
274
00:13:16,930 --> 00:13:18,707
No, Jack, it's the
other way around.
275
00:13:18,731 --> 00:13:20,264
Carol found Bob.
276
00:13:20,333 --> 00:13:23,434
Are you talking about the
waterskier who towed them ashore?
277
00:13:23,503 --> 00:13:25,903
What? Yeah.
278
00:13:25,972 --> 00:13:29,140
The rudder fell off their boat
and they couldn't get it back on.
279
00:13:29,209 --> 00:13:32,710
If it hadn't been for that guy, they
woulda broken up on the rocks.
280
00:13:34,113 --> 00:13:35,647
Broken up?
281
00:13:35,715 --> 00:13:39,317
- On the rocks?
- Ohh... Ohh...
282
00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:44,021
An hour ago, they
were as happy as clams,
283
00:13:44,090 --> 00:13:46,156
and now they're splitting up.
284
00:13:46,226 --> 00:13:47,936
They are? Oh, Jack.
285
00:13:47,960 --> 00:13:50,639
We've gotta do something about
getting them back together again.
286
00:13:50,663 --> 00:13:52,363
How are we gonna do that?
287
00:13:52,432 --> 00:13:53,976
I know. What?
288
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:56,934
Why don't you kids
have a talk with them?
289
00:14:05,011 --> 00:14:06,610
Now, lemme get this straight.
290
00:14:06,680 --> 00:14:10,348
Bob and Carol weren't
ever planning on splitting up?
291
00:14:10,417 --> 00:14:15,420
Not until the Happy
Homewrecker here got into the act.
292
00:14:15,488 --> 00:14:17,054
Hey.
293
00:14:17,123 --> 00:14:20,102
Who told who that Bob
was cheating on Carol?
294
00:14:20,126 --> 00:14:21,604
Whom. You.
295
00:14:21,628 --> 00:14:24,896
No, who told whom.
That's what I said.
296
00:14:24,965 --> 00:14:28,799
No, you didn't, Jack.
You said, "Who told who."
297
00:14:28,869 --> 00:14:32,003
Who told who? Oh,
forget who told who.
298
00:14:34,573 --> 00:14:36,007
Whom!
299
00:14:36,075 --> 00:14:37,741
Janet, I don't believe this.
300
00:14:37,811 --> 00:14:40,744
A marriage has just been destroyed
and you're worrying about grammar!
301
00:14:40,814 --> 00:14:42,746
God, Janet.
302
00:14:47,086 --> 00:14:48,752
Look, Jack.
303
00:14:48,822 --> 00:14:51,901
It's not really your fault,
and it's not my fault either.
304
00:14:51,925 --> 00:14:53,569
Then whose fault is it?
305
00:14:53,593 --> 00:14:57,061
Whoever told you this
malicious gossip in the first place.
306
00:14:57,130 --> 00:14:59,597
Yeah. Wait a
minute, wait a minute.
307
00:14:59,666 --> 00:15:01,532
It was you!
308
00:15:02,602 --> 00:15:04,201
Yeah, that's who!
309
00:15:05,438 --> 00:15:07,238
Whom!
310
00:15:09,075 --> 00:15:12,087
Terri, come on. All right, it
doesn't matter whose fault it is.
311
00:15:12,111 --> 00:15:14,778
You've just got to go up
there and straighten things out.
312
00:15:14,848 --> 00:15:16,580
Yeah, Terri, you're right.
313
00:15:16,649 --> 00:15:18,282
Go ahead, Jack.
314
00:15:20,086 --> 00:15:22,731
Me? I'm not... I'm not... I'm
not going up there. Jack...
315
00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:25,322
No, hey, listen... I-I have
to take a walk. Excuse me.
316
00:15:25,392 --> 00:15:28,259
Oh, Jack, you are such a coward.
317
00:15:28,328 --> 00:15:29,960
Hey, hey, hey!
318
00:15:30,029 --> 00:15:31,762
Don't spread it around.
319
00:15:36,636 --> 00:15:38,068
Hi, Larry.
320
00:15:38,138 --> 00:15:41,372
Furley told me what happened
between Bob and Carol.
321
00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:43,441
You must feel awful.
322
00:15:43,510 --> 00:15:46,010
Oh, Larry, I do.
323
00:15:46,078 --> 00:15:48,445
You should. You
really screwed up.
324
00:15:50,517 --> 00:15:52,983
Thanks for your help, Larry.
325
00:15:53,053 --> 00:15:54,763
Janet. Oh, Larry, please.
326
00:15:54,787 --> 00:15:57,566
I know, you want me to
change the subject. Yeah, right.
327
00:15:57,590 --> 00:16:01,559
I don't blame you. Having
something like that on your conscience.
328
00:16:01,628 --> 00:16:04,395
Thank you for changing
the subject. Any time.
329
00:16:06,232 --> 00:16:08,244
Boy, I don't know, Terri...
330
00:16:08,268 --> 00:16:12,136
If you say one more word about Bob
or Carol, I'll... The subject is closed.
331
00:16:12,204 --> 00:16:15,939
I was just wondering what
idiot started the whole thing.
332
00:16:18,711 --> 00:16:22,046
Larry, you really know
how to empty a room.
333
00:16:24,684 --> 00:16:27,284
Carol! Can I use your phone?
334
00:16:27,354 --> 00:16:31,555
Well, sure, but... I'm calling my
mother to tell her I'm coming home.
335
00:16:31,624 --> 00:16:34,592
Larry, you have
got to talk to her.
336
00:16:34,660 --> 00:16:36,460
I don't know her mother.
337
00:16:38,364 --> 00:16:41,477
Talk to Carol. Now, we've
got to get them back together.
338
00:16:41,501 --> 00:16:43,400
Where are you going?
339
00:16:43,469 --> 00:16:46,069
To talk to Bob.
340
00:16:47,907 --> 00:16:50,007
I'll explain when
I get there, Mom.
341
00:16:50,075 --> 00:16:51,542
Bye.
342
00:16:53,780 --> 00:16:55,747
Where's Terri? Huh?
343
00:16:55,815 --> 00:16:58,516
Oh, she just stepped out
for a little while. Carol...
344
00:16:58,584 --> 00:17:01,485
I think you and I
should have a little talk.
345
00:17:01,554 --> 00:17:04,054
This isn't about
that used car, is it?
346
00:17:04,123 --> 00:17:07,658
No, no, of course not.
347
00:17:07,727 --> 00:17:09,493
Unless you're interested.
348
00:17:09,562 --> 00:17:12,308
Larry. No, right,
right. No, you're right.
349
00:17:12,332 --> 00:17:14,064
We can talk about that later.
350
00:17:14,134 --> 00:17:15,911
What do you wanna talk about?
351
00:17:15,935 --> 00:17:18,669
I wanna talk about you and...
352
00:17:18,738 --> 00:17:21,917
And that no-good,
skirt-chasing two-timer?
353
00:17:21,941 --> 00:17:23,874
Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, look...
354
00:17:23,943 --> 00:17:26,811
You and Bob have something
that most people never know.
355
00:17:26,879 --> 00:17:28,345
Love.
356
00:17:28,414 --> 00:17:30,648
No, I'm not talking
about the kind of love
357
00:17:30,716 --> 00:17:32,750
when two people
meet in a singles bar
358
00:17:32,819 --> 00:17:35,920
who wind up having
a cheap, sleazy affair.
359
00:17:35,988 --> 00:17:38,155
Although that can
be wonderful too.
360
00:17:40,159 --> 00:17:41,759
No, no, no.
361
00:17:41,828 --> 00:17:44,394
I'm talking about true love.
362
00:17:44,464 --> 00:17:47,397
And that is something far
too precious to be thrown away
363
00:17:47,467 --> 00:17:50,200
because of a stupid
misunderstanding.
364
00:17:50,270 --> 00:17:53,771
Misunderstanding?
365
00:17:53,840 --> 00:17:56,841
This all happened
because of a rumor?
366
00:17:56,909 --> 00:18:00,110
Yeah. Now, don't
you feel silly? Yes.
367
00:18:00,179 --> 00:18:05,716
I bet you wanna go downstairs
right now and apologize to Carol.
368
00:18:05,784 --> 00:18:08,853
How can I face her
after the things I said?
369
00:18:11,190 --> 00:18:12,857
Bob.
370
00:18:12,925 --> 00:18:16,393
The same thing
happened to me once.
371
00:18:16,462 --> 00:18:19,563
You know, I was going with
a guy who had everything.
372
00:18:19,631 --> 00:18:24,168
And then one day, we
got into this great big fight,
373
00:18:24,237 --> 00:18:28,038
and we broke up over some
silly little misunderstanding.
374
00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:30,974
I called him every
name I could think of.
375
00:18:31,044 --> 00:18:33,844
But you patched things up?
376
00:18:33,913 --> 00:18:35,979
No, I never heard
from him again.
377
00:18:36,049 --> 00:18:37,614
What?
378
00:18:39,452 --> 00:18:41,685
I don't know why he didn't call.
379
00:18:41,754 --> 00:18:45,088
I waited by the
phone for three days.
380
00:18:45,157 --> 00:18:48,158
I couldn't eat...
I couldn't sleep.
381
00:18:48,227 --> 00:18:50,428
It was awful.
382
00:18:50,497 --> 00:18:52,363
What can I do?
383
00:18:52,432 --> 00:18:56,267
Nothing. I don't even know
where he lives anymore.
384
00:18:56,336 --> 00:18:58,935
No, I mean about me and Carol.
385
00:18:59,005 --> 00:19:01,572
Who?
386
00:19:01,641 --> 00:19:03,808
Oh, yes, you and Carol.
387
00:19:03,877 --> 00:19:07,356
Well, I'm going down to your
apartment and beg her to forgive me.
388
00:19:07,380 --> 00:19:09,661
I'm right behind you, Bob.
389
00:19:12,285 --> 00:19:14,396
You really think
Bob'll forgive me?
390
00:19:14,420 --> 00:19:15,919
Hey. I know he will.
391
00:19:15,988 --> 00:19:19,156
Oh, Larry, you're a real friend.
392
00:19:22,662 --> 00:19:25,696
I just came up to...
Oh, excuse me.
393
00:19:25,765 --> 00:19:27,864
Larry! Carol!
394
00:19:27,934 --> 00:19:31,202
Oh, Mr. Furley, we
were just... Never mind.
395
00:19:31,270 --> 00:19:33,190
Uh, I didn't see a thing.
396
00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:41,389
Where you going?
Into my apartment.
397
00:19:41,413 --> 00:19:42,991
Uh... no, you can't.
398
00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:44,626
Why not? Bob wants to see Carol.
399
00:19:44,650 --> 00:19:45,949
No, he doesn't.
400
00:19:46,019 --> 00:19:47,696
Is anything wrong? Wrong?
401
00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:50,399
Wha-wha-wha-what makes
you think something's wrong?
402
00:19:50,423 --> 00:19:52,356
By the way you're acting.
403
00:19:52,425 --> 00:19:55,725
Oh, that? Oh, th-tha... that comes
and goes and comes and goes.
404
00:19:55,794 --> 00:19:57,727
It's gone now.
405
00:19:59,499 --> 00:20:03,667
Mr. Furley, may we please go
into my apartment now, thank you.
406
00:20:08,341 --> 00:20:10,218
Carol... Oh, Bob...
407
00:20:10,242 --> 00:20:12,810
I was so wrong. So was I.
408
00:20:19,852 --> 00:20:22,430
What's the matter with
you? He's gonna kill her!
409
00:20:22,454 --> 00:20:24,033
What! What!
410
00:20:24,057 --> 00:20:27,191
Larry, Carol, Bob... He
didn't know! Now he does!
411
00:20:27,259 --> 00:20:29,794
Mr. Furley, will you calm
down. Take it easy. Relax.
412
00:20:29,862 --> 00:20:31,506
Calm down, relax...
Yes. Yes. Right.
413
00:20:31,530 --> 00:20:33,175
All right? Easy. Okay. Okay.
414
00:20:33,199 --> 00:20:34,932
Now, are you all calm now? Yes.
415
00:20:35,001 --> 00:20:36,812
What did you wanna tell us?
416
00:20:36,836 --> 00:20:39,303
Bob... and Carol...
417
00:20:39,371 --> 00:20:41,416
are in your apartment
and they're gonna...!
418
00:20:41,440 --> 00:20:42,918
Shh. Easy, easy.
419
00:20:42,942 --> 00:20:45,509
Aw, isn't that sweet?
420
00:20:45,578 --> 00:20:47,378
Yeah.
421
00:20:47,447 --> 00:20:49,480
Does it give you any ideas?
422
00:20:49,549 --> 00:20:51,415
Yeah.
423
00:20:51,484 --> 00:20:55,286
I wish I had a guy
like Bob I could hug.
424
00:20:55,354 --> 00:20:57,455
Well... what's wrong with me?
425
00:20:59,658 --> 00:21:04,661
Larry, if you have
to ask... Huh?
426
00:21:04,730 --> 00:21:07,231
Let's give them their
privacy, shall we?
427
00:21:13,239 --> 00:21:15,283
Oh! Ow! Oh... What's the matter?
428
00:21:15,307 --> 00:21:17,674
Oh, it's my neck.
It's all this tension.
429
00:21:17,744 --> 00:21:20,745
Well, I know how
to take care of that.
430
00:21:20,813 --> 00:21:22,413
Oh, yeah, that's right.
431
00:21:22,481 --> 00:21:24,648
Uh-huh, right
th... Oh! Ow, ow...
432
00:21:24,717 --> 00:21:26,528
Ah... Ah... Ooh.
433
00:21:26,552 --> 00:21:28,485
No!
434
00:21:32,958 --> 00:21:35,204
My God, he's gone crazy!
435
00:21:35,228 --> 00:21:36,860
Get down!
436
00:21:40,299 --> 00:21:41,899
What's going on?
437
00:21:41,967 --> 00:21:44,947
- Bob was choking Carol!
- Choking Carol?
438
00:21:44,971 --> 00:21:46,403
Are you nuts?
439
00:21:46,472 --> 00:21:48,205
He was massaging my neck.
440
00:21:48,274 --> 00:21:51,041
See! He was massa... massa...?
441
00:21:51,110 --> 00:21:53,877
I thought he was killing you.
442
00:21:53,946 --> 00:21:55,958
Why? They're
back together again.
443
00:21:55,982 --> 00:21:57,625
What? Yeah.
444
00:21:57,649 --> 00:22:00,495
They made up? Yeah.
445
00:22:00,519 --> 00:22:04,354
Ohh... Thanks to me.
446
00:22:04,423 --> 00:22:06,123
What about me?
447
00:22:06,191 --> 00:22:09,711
I was the one that split
'em up in the first place.
448
00:22:11,531 --> 00:22:13,197
Whoops.
449
00:22:13,266 --> 00:22:14,643
It's okay, Terri. It's okay.
450
00:22:14,667 --> 00:22:16,311
You got us back together again.
451
00:22:16,335 --> 00:22:21,005
Oh, Bob... Thanks
again, Larry. Hey.
452
00:22:21,074 --> 00:22:23,541
Janet... Huh?
453
00:22:23,609 --> 00:22:25,342
I gotta thank you.
454
00:22:27,380 --> 00:22:30,247
For what? I'll
think of something.
455
00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:44,395
Oh, my God.
456
00:22:44,463 --> 00:22:47,631
If this keeps up, I'll
have to get a scorecard.
457
00:22:56,442 --> 00:22:59,053
You know, I still don't
see how that story
458
00:22:59,077 --> 00:23:01,290
about Bob and
Carol got so distorted.
459
00:23:01,314 --> 00:23:04,682
Well, Terri, people
just don't listen.
460
00:23:04,750 --> 00:23:06,617
It happens all the time.
461
00:23:06,686 --> 00:23:08,719
Well, not all the time.
462
00:23:08,788 --> 00:23:10,487
You wanna bet? What?
463
00:23:10,556 --> 00:23:13,857
Hey... I got, uh, $2 right here
464
00:23:13,926 --> 00:23:17,438
that says I can tell the simplest
story to any guy at the bar
465
00:23:17,462 --> 00:23:20,175
and by the time it comes
back it'll be completely different.
466
00:23:20,199 --> 00:23:23,434
Hey, you are on. Put your
money where the table is.
467
00:23:23,502 --> 00:23:26,136
Be right back.
'Kay, if I have it.
468
00:23:26,205 --> 00:23:28,639
One... two.
469
00:23:34,580 --> 00:23:36,713
Well?
470
00:23:36,783 --> 00:23:38,549
What did you tell them?
471
00:23:38,618 --> 00:23:40,317
Oh, nothing.
472
00:23:40,385 --> 00:23:43,654
Just that you needed some extra
money, so you're working overtime.
473
00:23:43,723 --> 00:23:45,856
Oh. Hustling on
the Sunset Strip.
474
00:23:45,925 --> 00:23:50,528
What! Are you out of
your mind? Relax. Easy.
475
00:23:50,596 --> 00:23:52,930
By the time it comes
back to this table,
476
00:23:52,998 --> 00:23:54,609
they'll have you
running for Congress.
477
00:23:54,633 --> 00:23:56,445
Shh. Watch. Watch.
478
00:23:56,469 --> 00:23:58,469
Oh, boy, Terri.
479
00:23:58,537 --> 00:24:02,405
It's a shame the way they've got you
working all that overtime at the hospital.
480
00:24:02,474 --> 00:24:05,275
They really keep you
hustling there, don't they?
481
00:24:05,344 --> 00:24:07,811
Oh... yeah. You see?
482
00:24:07,880 --> 00:24:09,213
Oh, and Janet.
483
00:24:09,282 --> 00:24:10,847
Yeah? You better watch out.
484
00:24:10,916 --> 00:24:13,328
What? The vice squad
is out in force tonight.
485
00:24:13,352 --> 00:24:15,018
What! You win!
486
00:24:21,727 --> 00:24:24,687
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487
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