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♪ Come and knock on our door ♪
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♪ Come and knock on our door ♪
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♪ We've been waitin' for you ♪
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♪ We've been waitin' for you ♪
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♪ Where the kisses are
hers and hers and his ♪
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♪ Three's company too ♪
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♪ Come and dance on our floor ♪
♪ Come and dance on our floor ♪
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♪ Take a step that is new ♪
♪ Take a step that is new ♪
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♪ We've a loveable space
that needs your face ♪
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♪ Three's company too ♪
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♪ You'll see that
life is a ball again ♪
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♪ Laughter is calling for you ♪
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♪ Down at our rendezvous ♪
♪ Down at our rendezvous ♪
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♪ Three's company too ♪
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♪ Down at our rendezvous ♪
♪ Down at our rendezvous ♪
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♪ Three's company too ♪
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8, 9, 10.
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Okay. Okay, what's next?
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Let's just do some winding
down, okay? All right.
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Just hang over, let your head
be loose, and start bobbing.
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'Kay.
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You know, this is very
good for the circulation.
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It sure is. I feel
better already. Oh!
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Jack! Don't you have
something to do?
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Nothing better than this. Could you
keep bobbing? That was my favorite part.
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Jack, could you just
get lost or join us.
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I'd like to join you.
Oh, okay. Ready?
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You may join.
Okay. What do I do?
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You better loosen
up a little. Loosen up?
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You guys loose? Yes.
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Okay, I'll just...
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Talk to me, mama!
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Jack... I'm loose as a
goose on juice. Woo!
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Jack. I'm loose. I'm ready.
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Feet apart, come on.
Feet apart, head down.
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Ow. Okay. Touch your toes.
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All right. And... 1, 2, 3, 4.
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2, 2, 3, 4.
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3, 2, 3, 4.
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4, 2, 3, 4.
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This is easy. 5, 2... 3, 4.
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6... Don't lose count.
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- Don't stop me now.
- 7, 2...
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You are hopeless.
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But I count good, don't I? No.
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Hi, Mr. Furley. Shh.
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I've got a splitting headache.
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Come on in.
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I'm awfully sorry.
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Sorry again.
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Hi, Mr. Furley. Shh.
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What's the matter?
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Oh, I've tried everything
to get rid of this headache
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and it just won't go away.
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I've tried hot compresses,
cold compresses, self-hypnosis...
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And aspirin didn't work?
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Aspirin?
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Mr. Furley, why
don't you have a seat?
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And I'll get you some aspirin.
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Yeah, come on, R.F.
Take a load off. Yeah.
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I never should've
drank so much brandy
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on that grunion run last night.
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Grunion?
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Yeah, grunion
are little fish, Terri.
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And they can run?
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How long do you
have to live in California
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to know that
grunion are little fish
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that swim ashore and
then burrow into the sand?
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Why do they do that?
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Because of their
instinct for survival.
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They swim thousands of
miles against incredible odds
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just so they can find a safe
beach where they can mate.
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Oh, that's beautiful.
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Yeah, then you scoop 'em
up and fry 'em and eat 'em.
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Mr. Furley, gross.
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Well, Terri, at least they
die happy, you know.
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Here, Mr. Furley.
Here's your aspirin.
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Oh, thank you. And
here's some spare.
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You have no idea how bad I feel.
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I keep hearing this
pounding in my head.
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Oh, there it goes again.
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Mr. Furley, we heard it too.
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You did?
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It's even worse than I thought.
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I'll go get you some water.
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And I'll go get the door. Okay.
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Larry! Hi, buddy.
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Hey, pal. Hi, Terri.
Hi, Mr. Furley.
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Here's your water, Mr. Furley.
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Never mind.
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Hey, Mr. Furley... He didn't
even wait to hear my news.
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What news? My sister's in town.
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Oh, great. When can we meet her?
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As soon as she finishes
unpacking. Yeah?
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Listen, one thing.
Before she gets here...
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Now, don't take this
the wrong way, but...
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just try and make
a good impression.
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What? You know, just
be careful how you act.
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Jack, you can do me a
favor, too. Speak to me.
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Go out with Diane. Huh?
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Buddy, she's 19.
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She didn't come to California
to look at the orange trees.
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She's gonna want to go out
with some great-looking guy
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who can show her a nice time.
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Well... And I'd
feel so much safer
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if she went out
with you instead.
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That's... Thanks a
lot, Larry. No, come on.
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You know what I mean.
She's a sweet, innocent kid,
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and I just wanna
keep her that way.
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Oh, well, Larry,
you can trust Jack.
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Can't he?
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Yes, Mother.
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Promise? Promise.
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Okay.
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Hello. Oh, Diane, come in, dear.
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Sis, I'd like you to meet
my very dear friends,
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Terri, Janet and Jack.
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Hi. Charmed.
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Nice to meet you.
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Larry's told me all about you.
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I think it's so wonderful that
you live with your two sisters.
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His two si... si... si...
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Yes, and what a
loving family they are.
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Well, you know,
I like to think so.
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I think of us as a
tremendously loving trio.
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Huh, sister Janet, sister Terri.
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Jack, be careful, you don't
wanna aggravate that old injury.
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What old injury?
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You know, this one.
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The old one with the bruise.
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Ow.
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Well, would you like to
sit down, Diane? Terri...
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- Yeah, come on.
- The pancreas.
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So, Diane, how long
are you going to be here?
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Just a few days.
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Which reminds me, there isn't
much room in my place for Diane.
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I thought maybe she
could stay with you.
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Oh, well, sure. We
would love to have you.
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Yeah. You can
sleep in Jack's room.
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Well, it'll be kinda crowded,
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but for a friend, what the heck?
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And Jack'll take the couch.
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Heck.
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Good, then it's settled.
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Oh, Diane, you are
gonna love Los Angeles.
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There's so much to see and do.
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Right, Jack? Oh, right, yeah.
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And, listen, if you'd
like to go out with me,
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we can see and do
some of it tonight.
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Oh, I'd love to.
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Wonderful. And a little later, you can
stop at my place for cookies and cocoa.
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Cocoa?
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Oh, silly me. Jack
likes tea. Of course.
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Cookies and tea,
won't that be nice?
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Yes.
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Perfect. Come on.
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We better get going. I'm
taking Diane to the museum.
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Oh, which one?
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There's more than one?
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Eh, we'll decide along the way.
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See you later, Jack.
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And thanks for letting
me stay here. Oh, sure.
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I'll pick you up a
little after 7, okay?
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Toodle-oo. Bye.
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So that's Larry's sister.
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Yeah. She seems
like such a nice kid.
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Yeah. You think she's adopted?
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Hmm.
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Janet, what side
does Jack sleep on,
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his right side or his left side?
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What difference does
it make? Well, a lot.
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If I put the pillow here, and
he sleeps on his right side,
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he'd be sleeping with
his nose in the couch.
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Terri... However, if I
put the pillow over there
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and he sleeps on his right
side, he'd be staring at the wall.
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Terri... But if I put
the pillow here,
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and he sleeps
on his left side...
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Terri! What?
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I just remembered what
side Jack likes to sleep on.
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What? His backside.
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Hi. They're not back yet.
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So?
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So? It's almost 10:30.
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Oh, come on, Larry.
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Come on! You wanted Jack to
show Diane a good time, right?
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Good time? You're talking
about my baby sister.
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Larry, I am sure
Jack is treating her
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just like he does every
other girl he takes out.
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I'll kill him.
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Larry! No, no, wait!
Where did they go?
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Dinner? It doesn't
take me that long to eat.
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What, a hamburger, french fries,
what are we talking about here?
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Ten minutes, tops?
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Another five for a drink?
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Oh, my God, a drink.
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He's plying her with liquor!
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Of all the contemptible,
low-down, sneaky, slimy...
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Hi, everybody!
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Where have you been?
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Look what Jack won
for me at the carnival.
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A-ha! A carniv... A carnival?
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Yeah. That's right.
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And we had a wonderful time.
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Well, why are you home so early?
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I mean, it's not even 10:30.
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I hope you didn't rush
home on my account.
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Well, Lar, as a matter of fact,
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I was afraid you'd
be a little worried.
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Me? Worried about Diane?
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Have you ever heard of
anything so ridiculous?
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Well, have you? Speak!
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No! Never!
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We've never heard! Never!
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All right, already, I'm coming!
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I'm coming!
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Who is it?
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It's me, Larry.
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What's the matter?
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I couldn't sleep.
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Well, I was doing fine.
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What time is it, anyway?
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It's 2:00.2:00?
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Larry, what are you doing
down here at 2:00 in the morning?
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I came down to apologize.
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Okay, fine, I accept.
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No, no, not to you. To
Jack, my best friend.
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I feel awful.
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All those horrible
things I said about him.
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Larry... What's going on?
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It's Larry. He came
down to apologize.
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Okay, fine, I accept.
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Good night, Larry.
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Look, look...
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Just let me speak
to Jack, all right?
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As soon as I get
this off my chest,
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I'll be able to go to sleep.
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And so will we. Yeah.
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Hey, Jack, Larry's here... Jack?
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I'll kill him.
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Larry, he must be
in the bathroom.
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Go look.
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You look! I'll look!
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Jack?
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I'll kill him.
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Jack!
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They're gone!
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They're gone!
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I'll kill him!
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My baby sister!
She's just a child.
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Oh, come on, Larry.
She's not a child anymore.
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Sure, not after tonight.
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I'll kill him.
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You'll have to wait in line!
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Now, wait a minute, you guys.
255
00:11:48,942 --> 00:11:50,074
There has got to be
256
00:11:50,143 --> 00:11:52,743
some simple
explanation for all this.
257
00:11:52,813 --> 00:11:55,413
Yeah? Let's hear it. Yeah.
258
00:11:55,481 --> 00:11:59,317
Well, uh... Jack's not here.
259
00:11:59,385 --> 00:12:00,785
Right.
260
00:12:00,854 --> 00:12:03,420
And Diane's not here. Right!
261
00:12:03,490 --> 00:12:07,658
And there are a lot of other
people who aren't here either.
262
00:12:07,728 --> 00:12:10,061
What?
263
00:12:10,130 --> 00:12:11,729
Let me start over.
264
00:12:11,798 --> 00:12:13,631
I hope Janet and
Terri didn't wake up
265
00:12:13,700 --> 00:12:15,032
and start worrying about us.
266
00:12:15,101 --> 00:12:18,336
No, no, I left them a note
where they can't miss it.
267
00:12:18,405 --> 00:12:20,070
Oh, good.
268
00:12:20,139 --> 00:12:22,273
Thanks for taking
me on a grunion run.
269
00:12:22,342 --> 00:12:24,442
I've never seen
anything like it!
270
00:12:24,511 --> 00:12:27,044
They practically
jumped right into my lap!
271
00:12:27,113 --> 00:12:29,480
I know. Talk about fresh fish!
272
00:12:32,619 --> 00:12:34,219
Shh! Get over there!
273
00:12:34,287 --> 00:12:35,520
What? Larry!
274
00:12:35,589 --> 00:12:37,429
Hey, shh! Shh! Oh, Larry!
275
00:12:38,658 --> 00:12:39,658
A-ha!
276
00:12:39,693 --> 00:12:41,225
Larry!
277
00:12:41,294 --> 00:12:44,428
Where's my baby sister? Diane?
278
00:12:44,497 --> 00:12:48,499
I'll be in in a minute. I want to
shake the sand off this blanket.
279
00:12:56,042 --> 00:12:57,475
Jack?
280
00:12:57,544 --> 00:13:00,244
Larry, what did you do?
281
00:13:00,313 --> 00:13:02,180
We'll talk about
it in the morning.
282
00:13:02,248 --> 00:13:04,448
Hey, Larry... Larry...
283
00:13:09,656 --> 00:13:11,956
We'll talk about it now!
284
00:13:14,294 --> 00:13:15,534
Are you all right, Jack?
285
00:13:15,562 --> 00:13:17,795
Why did Larry hit me?
286
00:13:17,864 --> 00:13:20,097
Because he was
worried about his sister.
287
00:13:20,166 --> 00:13:21,510
As if you didn't know.
288
00:13:21,534 --> 00:13:23,646
What are you... All
we were doing was...
289
00:13:23,670 --> 00:13:26,616
We know what you were
doing, Jack! Poor little Diane!
290
00:13:26,640 --> 00:13:29,541
What are you talking about?
She had the time of her life.
291
00:13:29,609 --> 00:13:30,841
What?
292
00:13:30,910 --> 00:13:33,478
Well, I got to tell you.
She was a little squeamish
293
00:13:33,547 --> 00:13:35,880
at first, but once
she got the hang of it,
294
00:13:35,948 --> 00:13:38,883
there was no stopping her.
295
00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:42,798
I don't believe this.
296
00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:46,791
Honest. I couldn't
keep up with her.
297
00:13:46,859 --> 00:13:50,662
If it were up to Diane,
we'd still be there.
298
00:13:50,730 --> 00:13:51,730
Ow!
299
00:13:55,101 --> 00:13:56,379
Here's some toast.
300
00:13:56,403 --> 00:13:59,970
No thanks, Janet. I'm not
very hungry this morning.
301
00:14:00,039 --> 00:14:01,199
Oh.
302
00:14:17,957 --> 00:14:21,225
Coffee? Oh, yes, please.
303
00:14:25,064 --> 00:14:27,832
Why, thank you, Janet. Mm-hm.
304
00:14:54,094 --> 00:14:55,871
You'd think that when
people are angry...
305
00:15:03,702 --> 00:15:07,305
You'd think when someone
has something to apologize for,
306
00:15:07,373 --> 00:15:09,873
they'd be big enough
to go ahead and do it.
307
00:15:09,943 --> 00:15:12,054
Then what are you waiting for?
308
00:15:12,078 --> 00:15:14,411
Me? Why should I apologize
309
00:15:14,480 --> 00:15:16,359
for taking Diane
on a grunion run?
310
00:15:16,383 --> 00:15:18,483
A grunion run?
311
00:15:18,551 --> 00:15:20,062
Yeah! Didn't you read my note?
312
00:15:20,086 --> 00:15:22,152
What note?
313
00:15:22,221 --> 00:15:25,489
The note that I put up
on the bathroom wall!
314
00:15:25,558 --> 00:15:27,791
Don't you two ever go to
the bathroom anymore?
315
00:15:30,463 --> 00:15:32,474
That is really choice, Jack.
316
00:15:32,498 --> 00:15:36,800
A note? Do you honestly expect us
to believe a feeble excuse like that?
317
00:15:36,870 --> 00:15:40,404
Well, let me tell you.
Not this time, Buster!
318
00:15:40,473 --> 00:15:43,307
Uh, Buster's note
fell on the floor.
319
00:15:57,723 --> 00:15:59,156
Jack?
320
00:16:03,262 --> 00:16:05,629
We're really sorry.
321
00:16:05,698 --> 00:16:08,099
Really.
322
00:16:08,167 --> 00:16:09,833
Wha...
323
00:16:12,572 --> 00:16:14,183
You can see how it looked.
324
00:16:14,207 --> 00:16:18,910
You were so ready to believe
the worst. That's what really hurts.
325
00:16:18,979 --> 00:16:22,146
Oh...
326
00:16:25,452 --> 00:16:27,852
Can you ever forgive us, Jack?
327
00:16:27,920 --> 00:16:31,022
I don't know.
328
00:16:31,091 --> 00:16:32,371
Please.
329
00:16:34,660 --> 00:16:35,860
Ple...
330
00:16:39,432 --> 00:16:41,966
Okay. We tried.
331
00:16:42,035 --> 00:16:44,213
No, wait. You give up
too easy. Come here.
332
00:16:44,237 --> 00:16:47,872
Oh! Thank you, Jack.
333
00:16:47,940 --> 00:16:49,585
Okay, baby. Thanks a lot. Jack!
334
00:16:49,609 --> 00:16:51,409
Jack! Jack, stop!
335
00:16:51,478 --> 00:16:54,645
That's not funny. You
forgive her. That's enough.
336
00:16:54,714 --> 00:16:57,982
I'm sorry. I can't help
myself sometimes.
337
00:16:58,051 --> 00:17:00,818
Oh! Now, don't you
think you oughta go up
338
00:17:00,887 --> 00:17:02,331
and straighten
things out with Larry?
339
00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:05,723
I'm sure that Diane has
straightened him out already.
340
00:17:05,791 --> 00:17:07,736
That's probably
Larry now. Come on.
341
00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:09,126
Oh, I hope so. Come on.
342
00:17:09,195 --> 00:17:12,497
I bet he's coming down
to apologize this minute.
343
00:17:12,565 --> 00:17:14,631
Larry, am I glad
to see you. I...
344
00:17:14,701 --> 00:17:16,100
Sorry to bother you girls.
345
00:17:16,169 --> 00:17:18,269
What I have to say
won't take very long.
346
00:17:18,338 --> 00:17:21,439
I don't think he
talked to his sister yet.
347
00:17:21,507 --> 00:17:23,786
Oh, yes, I did. Then
why are you still mad?
348
00:17:23,810 --> 00:17:25,576
Didn't she explain
about last night?
349
00:17:25,645 --> 00:17:29,914
She told me you took her on the grunion
run and that nothing else happened.
350
00:17:29,983 --> 00:17:32,917
So? So...
351
00:17:32,985 --> 00:17:37,121
She never lied to me
before she met you.
352
00:17:37,189 --> 00:17:39,857
Oh, come on. Larry,
will you get off it?
353
00:17:39,926 --> 00:17:44,661
What kind of idiot would take a girl
on a grunion run to make it with her?
354
00:17:44,731 --> 00:17:48,332
Hey, Jack, I don't
call you names.
355
00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:55,873
What is this?
356
00:17:55,942 --> 00:18:00,077
I brought back everything
I ever borrowed from you.
357
00:18:00,146 --> 00:18:02,346
Where's the 20 I
lent you last week?
358
00:18:02,415 --> 00:18:05,148
I couldn't fit it in the box.
359
00:18:08,354 --> 00:18:10,031
I wouldn't've done
that to your sister.
360
00:18:10,055 --> 00:18:12,655
I don't have a sister.
Yeah, well, maybe if you did
361
00:18:12,692 --> 00:18:14,837
you'd have a little bit
more respect for women.
362
00:18:14,861 --> 00:18:16,827
Larry... Butt out, Janet.
363
00:18:16,896 --> 00:18:19,275
Hey, hey, hey. You know
what your problem is, Jack?
364
00:18:19,299 --> 00:18:22,211
You think you can get away
with murder just because...
365
00:18:22,235 --> 00:18:25,470
Because you look
like that. Like what?
366
00:18:25,538 --> 00:18:26,882
Innocent. Just look at you.
367
00:18:26,906 --> 00:18:30,140
That innocent face.
368
00:18:30,209 --> 00:18:32,488
The big, blue, innocent eyes.
369
00:18:32,512 --> 00:18:34,656
Looking like you don't
even know what's going on.
370
00:18:34,680 --> 00:18:36,947
What is he talking about?
371
00:18:37,016 --> 00:18:39,383
See? See?
372
00:18:39,452 --> 00:18:44,054
If I had a face like that, you know how
many used cars I could unload? Millions!
373
00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:48,192
All right. I want you out of
here. Just leave. Get out. Out!
374
00:18:48,261 --> 00:18:50,139
What are you trying to say?
375
00:18:50,163 --> 00:18:55,232
Out out out out out.
Okay okay okay okay.
376
00:18:55,301 --> 00:18:58,502
But not until I've made
one thing perfectly clear.
377
00:18:58,571 --> 00:19:02,806
I want my box back after
you've emptied it. Get out!
378
00:19:06,846 --> 00:19:09,347
Ahh!
379
00:19:11,184 --> 00:19:12,449
Toe pain.
380
00:19:19,191 --> 00:19:20,602
Jack, maybe if you just...
381
00:19:20,626 --> 00:19:22,070
What do you want for breakfast?
382
00:19:22,094 --> 00:19:24,239
Jack, if you'll just
listen... You want eggs?
383
00:19:24,263 --> 00:19:25,729
Jack, Larry is your best friend.
384
00:19:25,798 --> 00:19:27,776
How do you want your eggs, huh?
385
00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:29,400
Scrambled it is.
386
00:19:30,470 --> 00:19:31,947
What do you want in your eggs?
387
00:19:31,971 --> 00:19:33,237
Onions, peppers?
388
00:19:33,306 --> 00:19:34,950
Jack, if you'll just listen...
389
00:19:34,974 --> 00:19:36,254
I'm waiting!
390
00:19:36,309 --> 00:19:37,774
All right! Onions!
Plenty of onions!
391
00:19:37,843 --> 00:19:40,363
You want onions? You got onions!
392
00:19:43,917 --> 00:19:45,182
Larry.
393
00:19:45,251 --> 00:19:46,817
Diane locked me out. Oh.
394
00:19:46,886 --> 00:19:48,752
Is it okay if I use your phone?
395
00:19:48,821 --> 00:19:50,101
Is it okay, Janet?
396
00:19:50,156 --> 00:19:51,422
It's okay.
397
00:19:51,490 --> 00:19:53,591
Hello. It's okay, Larry.
398
00:19:53,660 --> 00:19:56,560
Diane? It's Larry.
399
00:19:56,629 --> 00:19:58,040
What do you mean, Larry who?
400
00:19:58,064 --> 00:19:59,496
Your brother Larry.
401
00:20:01,067 --> 00:20:03,267
She hung up. She
won't talk to me.
402
00:20:03,336 --> 00:20:05,035
I lost my baby sister.
403
00:20:05,104 --> 00:20:08,050
Larry, that's because
you didn't trust her.
404
00:20:08,074 --> 00:20:10,374
I trusted her. I just
didn't believe her.
405
00:20:11,844 --> 00:20:15,012
Larry, didn't you say that
she had never lied to you?
406
00:20:15,081 --> 00:20:16,347
That's right.
407
00:20:16,415 --> 00:20:17,948
Has Jack ever lied to you?
408
00:20:18,017 --> 00:20:19,282
He wouldn't dare.
409
00:20:19,351 --> 00:20:21,285
He knows I'd see
right through him.
410
00:20:21,353 --> 00:20:22,619
Well, then?
411
00:20:24,557 --> 00:20:27,525
Somebody's made
a big mistake here.
412
00:20:28,695 --> 00:20:30,627
Yeah.
413
00:20:30,697 --> 00:20:32,730
So...
414
00:20:32,799 --> 00:20:34,943
why don't you go out
there in the kitchen
415
00:20:34,967 --> 00:20:36,278
and apologize to Jack?
416
00:20:36,302 --> 00:20:37,568
Apologize? I came down here
417
00:20:37,636 --> 00:20:39,336
to just ask him a
few simple questions,
418
00:20:39,405 --> 00:20:40,671
and he throws me out.
419
00:20:40,740 --> 00:20:42,005
Me, his best friend.
420
00:20:44,310 --> 00:20:46,088
Larry... No, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no.
421
00:20:46,112 --> 00:20:47,478
If he wants me to apologize,
422
00:20:47,546 --> 00:20:49,880
you tell him he's gonna
have to make the first move.
423
00:20:49,949 --> 00:20:51,715
Oh... Go on, tell him.
424
00:20:59,292 --> 00:21:02,125
Jack... Oh! Whew!
That's enough onions.
425
00:21:02,195 --> 00:21:04,072
You want to make the omelet?
426
00:21:04,096 --> 00:21:06,664
Jack, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, Jack.
427
00:21:06,732 --> 00:21:08,699
Look, uh... ahem... Whew!
428
00:21:08,767 --> 00:21:11,302
Larry's out there.
429
00:21:11,370 --> 00:21:13,837
Is he ready to apologize?
430
00:21:17,443 --> 00:21:18,709
Not exactly.
431
00:21:18,777 --> 00:21:20,689
Then I don't want
to speak to him.
432
00:21:20,713 --> 00:21:22,123
But, Jack... No, Janet.
433
00:21:22,147 --> 00:21:24,748
My mind is made up, okay?
434
00:21:26,151 --> 00:21:27,418
Ohh!
435
00:21:35,528 --> 00:21:37,127
Well? What'd he say?
436
00:21:37,195 --> 00:21:39,741
Oh, uh, he... he
couldn't say anything.
437
00:21:39,765 --> 00:21:42,399
Uh, he's too broken up.
438
00:21:42,468 --> 00:21:44,435
He is?
439
00:21:44,504 --> 00:21:48,305
Well, Larry, nobody
likes to lose a friend.
440
00:21:48,374 --> 00:21:51,074
Nah, I don't believe it.
441
00:21:51,144 --> 00:21:53,043
See for yourself.
442
00:21:53,112 --> 00:21:55,557
Jack, could you come
out here for a second?
443
00:21:55,581 --> 00:21:57,448
Yeah.
444
00:21:58,851 --> 00:22:00,131
What do you want?
445
00:22:06,892 --> 00:22:09,393
I think that Larry has something
446
00:22:09,462 --> 00:22:11,006
he wants to say to you.
447
00:22:11,030 --> 00:22:13,063
Oh, Jack.
448
00:22:13,132 --> 00:22:15,065
Jack, I'm so sorry.
449
00:22:15,134 --> 00:22:16,399
Don't cry.
450
00:22:16,469 --> 00:22:18,113
I can't help it. It's...
451
00:22:18,137 --> 00:22:20,638
Neither can I. Can
you ever forgive me?
452
00:22:20,707 --> 00:22:23,607
Of course I can, Larry.
453
00:22:23,676 --> 00:22:25,876
Aww. Aww.
454
00:22:25,944 --> 00:22:27,344
It's okay.
455
00:22:27,413 --> 00:22:28,678
Hey, come on.
456
00:22:28,747 --> 00:22:30,192
It was all my fault. No, it's...
457
00:22:30,216 --> 00:22:32,049
My headache's gone!
458
00:22:39,458 --> 00:22:42,093
Oh, my God, it's back!
459
00:22:43,496 --> 00:22:45,128
No, Mr. Furley!
460
00:22:48,434 --> 00:22:51,268
Oh... Well, goodbye.
461
00:22:51,337 --> 00:22:52,836
Oh, goodbye.
462
00:22:52,905 --> 00:22:54,817
And thanks for letting
me stay with you.
463
00:22:54,841 --> 00:22:56,106
Oh, it was our pleasure.
464
00:22:56,175 --> 00:22:57,607
We enjoyed it. We loved it.
465
00:22:59,778 --> 00:23:03,480
And, Jack, I really
had a wonderful time
466
00:23:03,549 --> 00:23:05,115
the other night at the beach.
467
00:23:05,184 --> 00:23:07,784
You taught me so much.
468
00:23:07,854 --> 00:23:09,119
Oh...
469
00:23:12,925 --> 00:23:14,525
Well, goodbye.
470
00:23:14,593 --> 00:23:16,827
Bye-bye, Diane.
471
00:23:18,463 --> 00:23:20,497
Lordy, Lordy, Lordy.
472
00:23:23,468 --> 00:23:26,103
She's such a sweet
little child, isn't she?
473
00:23:26,172 --> 00:23:28,839
Excuse me, I... I
have things to do.
474
00:23:40,453 --> 00:23:42,786
"You taught me so much."
475
00:23:42,855 --> 00:23:44,120
About grunion.
476
00:23:44,189 --> 00:23:46,301
There is a certain skill
involved, you know.
477
00:23:46,325 --> 00:23:48,236
They're very slippery.
You can't just pick 'em up.
478
00:23:48,260 --> 00:23:50,427
Oh, right, of course. Silly me.
479
00:23:50,495 --> 00:23:51,761
I mean, little Diane,
480
00:23:51,831 --> 00:23:53,964
she wanted to go
on a grunion run,
481
00:23:54,033 --> 00:23:56,233
and Jack was nice
enough to take her.
482
00:23:56,302 --> 00:23:58,068
There's nothing wrong
with that, nothing!
483
00:23:58,137 --> 00:23:59,615
No, absolutely not. Not a thing.
484
00:23:59,639 --> 00:24:02,017
I mean, not even if you are
young and impressionable,
485
00:24:02,041 --> 00:24:04,720
and you're out with
this good-looking guy.
486
00:24:04,744 --> 00:24:08,345
Late at night... all alone...
487
00:24:08,413 --> 00:24:13,217
on a moonlit beach...
with a blanket.
488
00:24:15,521 --> 00:24:16,831
Jack! Jack!
489
00:24:16,855 --> 00:24:18,489
We want to talk to you!
490
00:24:21,793 --> 00:24:24,753
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492
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