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♪ Come and knock on our door ♪
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♪ Come and knock on our door ♪
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♪ We've been waitin' for you ♪
♪ We've been waitin' for you ♪
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♪ Where the kisses are
hers and hers and his ♪
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♪ Three's company too ♪
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♪ Come and dance on our floor ♪
♪ Come and dance on our floor ♪
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♪ Take a step that is new ♪
♪ Take a step that is new ♪
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♪ We've a loveable space
that needs your face ♪
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♪ Three's company too ♪
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♪ You'll see that life is a ball
again Laughter is calling for you ♪
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♪ Down at our rendezvous ♪
♪ Down at our rendezvous ♪
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♪ Three's company too ♪
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♪ Down at our rendezvous ♪
♪ Down at our rendezvous ♪
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♪ Three's company too ♪
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Hey, Janet. Hi, Jack.
Hey, Jack, listen.
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When Terri gets here, Let's take
her someplace really special for lunch.
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Okay, but why? Well, she
could use some cheering up.
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Well, I tried that last night, Janet,
but you chased me out of the bedroom.
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I am serious. She's had such a
run of bad luck with men lately.
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What about that tall guy she
was going out with? Married.
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Oh? Well, how
'bout Jerry? Married.
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What about that guy Frank?
He's not married. He likes Jerry.
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You know, there must be some nice,
single guy that Terri could go out with.
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Somebody who's attractive
and charming, considerate...
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Where we gonna find a
guy like that? A real nice guy?
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Excuse me. Oh, yeah, Ray. Did
you find what you're looking for?
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Not really. I've been talking to
my plants like you suggested.
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I've been wondering; do you
have a plant that talks back?
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What? I'm single, and it
gets a little lonely sometimes.
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See ya. Bye. Aww.
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What a nice guy.
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Ray, wait! Wait.
You can't leave yet.
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I'm sorry, I'm-I'm running late.
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Well, I'll have you fixed up in just
a moment. Uh, with a plant, that is.
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Um, see, I don't actually
have any plants that talk,
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but this one over here,
it listens like crazy.
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Hi, Jack. Terri. Hi!
Listen, I'm starved.
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Why don't you tell
Janet to hurry up?
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But she's with a customer.
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What do you mean,
that tall, handsome,
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eligible bachelor?
He won't mind.
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How did you know that?
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Well, you can tell from here
how good-natured and single he is.
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Jack. Are you
trying to fix me up?
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With who?
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Janet, I really have
to get going. I'm so...
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Ahh! What?
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Oh, I just got stung
by a bee. You did?
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I need my shot... get...
Oh, god! Killer bees!
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He's allergic, Jack.
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He's what? Thank god he
has his adrenaline with him.
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Now. Roll up his
sleeves. What for?
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So I can give him a shot.
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You mean with a
needle? Oh, Jack.
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Eww, eww. Terri. Ugh.
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Oh no! Oh... is it over?
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Yes. You can look
now, you big baby.
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Just dab the blood. Eww.
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There, now. He should be coming
around in just about a second.
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Terri. Huh?
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Isn't he cute? What?
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Of course, he's not at his best
right now, but with his eyes open...
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Janet!
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My... shot... I...
No, that's okay.
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I am a nurse, and I
gave you your shot.
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You all right?
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Ray, I would like you to
meet my friend, Terri Alden.
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She just saved your life.
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I'm lucky you were here. I usually
give myself the shot, but it was so fast.
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Well, you know what
I think you should do?
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You should go to a hospital
and have a doctor look you over.
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I don't think that will
be necessary. Yes it will.
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And Terri will go with you. Huh?
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She will? Well, in that case,
I think I really should go.
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Way to go. Run along, you two.
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What about lunch?
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I'm sure Ray will take you to a
nice restaurant. Won't you, Ray?
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But we had a date, you...
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You guys have a date now.
Okay? Bye bye. Have fun.
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Aren't they sweet? You know,
I think she really likes him.
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You don't think she
was too pushy, do you?
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Hi, Janet. Oh. Terri,
don't say another word.
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Jack! She's home! Good,
good. Terri, Terri, Terri.
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Okay. Now you can
talk. Tell us everything.
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Well, first we got to
the hospital... Skip that.
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Well, then the doctor
said... Keep going.
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Well, afterwards, we had lunch.
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Too far. Go back.
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Well, you see, I wanted to
grab a quick bite at the hospital.
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But you know, he insisted on
taking me to some out of the way spot,
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so he could have me all to
himself. Oh, how romantic.
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Are you gonna see
him again? Yeah.
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Tonight. You know, he said he
didn't want to lose me to anybody else.
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Oh, the jealous type, huh?
So, where's he taking you?
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Well, he's not gonna take me
anywhere. I thought I'd have him come over
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and fix him a little snack.
Wait... No, no, hang on, Terri.
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You can't fix a little snack
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for a big guy like
Ray. I'll tell ya what.
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I'll cook dinner for you guys.
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Oh, no, Jack. You don't
have to do that. Believe me.
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Yes, he does! Yes, I does!
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Look, Terri. I want you to go into
your room and put on something sexy.
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You know, wear one of your dresses
that brings out my eyes. You know?
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Shh... Jack! Kitchen!
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Janet, doorbell!
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Terri, changing.
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Oh, hi, Mr. Furley. Hi, Janet.
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I'm gonna get you tonight.
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What?
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I hereby challenge
you to a Scrabble game.
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Okay, I'd love to. And don't
you try to weasel out of...
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You would? Sure.
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Oh, pretty cocky, eh?
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Just because you're
always beating me? Yeah.
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Well, I'm ready for
you tonight. Peruse this.
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The Official Scrabble
Player's Dictionary?
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You better believe it,
sister. And I've read all of it.
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Oh, you hear that? The
tintinnabulation of the doorbell.
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It's going to be a long night.
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Oh, hi, Ray. Come on in.
Terri will be out in just a second.
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Oh, this is our landlord,
Mr. Furley. Mr. Furley, Ray Martin.
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Well, Ray. Welcome. Oh, you
remember Jack from down at the shop?
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I didn't expect to see you.
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Oh. Well...
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Excuse me. Haven't our
paths dissected before?
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I don't think so. Really? I could
swear I've seen you before.
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Oh, hi Ray. Well, hi Terri.
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Well, I see that you've
all met. Yes, we have.
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I brought this wine.
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Oh, good. I'll just
put that in the...
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I brought it for Terri. Oh, that's
all right, Ray. Jack can have it,
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you see, 'cause Jack is gonna
fix us the most wonderful meal.
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He is? Yes. Aren't I lucky to
have a roommate who can cook?
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Roommate? Uh huh.
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He lives here?
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You don't have to worry
about Jack. Didn't they tell you?
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He's... He's, he's going to be
really busy out in the kitchen.
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So come on, Mr. Furley.
Let's get to that Scrabble game.
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Are you sure we haven't met?
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You know, I pride myself
on my memory, Jay.
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It's Ray.
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Well, I never forget a face.
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Well, Ray. Would you like
to wash up before we eat?
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Oh. Thank you.
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Right through there. Thank you.
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Look at this. Isn't he a
great, great, great guy?
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Oh, Jack. Stop. No, look.
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I know I'm being a bit of a
nuisance, but it's just that you've had
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such bad luck with men lately, I
want to see you having some fun again.
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Oh, Jack.
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Jack, you are so sweet.
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"Sagacious"?
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Oh? Are you challenging me?
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No. Of course not. It
means 'shrewd' or 'wise'.
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How'd you know that?
'Cause I'm sagacious.
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Huh? Ohh.
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Oh, well. Anyway.
I just got 28 points
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plus 50 big ones
for using all my tiles.
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All right. See if
you can top that.
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Okey dokey. Let's
see here... all right.
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N. E. W. T.
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Newt.
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Double word score.
So I get... I challenge.
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You cannot use a proper name.
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Newt? Yeah. "Newt" Rockne.
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No. Yes. He coached
Ronald Reagan at Notre Dame.
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Don't you remember that one?
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"Win one for the Flipper"?
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Mr. Furley. A newt
is a salamander.
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Oh. Well, I knew that.
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So?
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What did you think of Ray
Martin? He seems okay.
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I know I've seen that
guy someplace before.
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Yeah?
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C, R, I, M, E. Crime.
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That's it! That's what?
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Crime! That's where I've
seen Ray Martin's picture.
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In Detective Monthly!
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I knew it'd come to me!
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Oh, you mean Ray's a detective?
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No! He's a murderer!
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What?
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He's a murderer.
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He's a m-murderer?
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He's a mur...
mur... mur... mur...
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Calm down, are you sure?
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Sure. Sure. Sure. Mr. Furley!
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Fur-fur-fur... Mr. Furley!
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Mr. Furley. There's gotta
be some kind of mistake.
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Ray Martin can't be
a murderer. But he is!
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Here. I'll prove it to ya!
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I just read it in Detective
Monthly last week.
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Here. See for yourself.
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Somebody's been
tampering with my literature.
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Oh, here it is! There. See? My
goodness. They've got his picture.
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What'd I tell ya? And look what
it says. He killed his girlfriend.
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"And when he thought she was
having an affair with another man,
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"Ray Martin murdered
her in a fit of jealous rage."
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And I believe it, too! Did you see
the look on his face when he found out
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Jack was living up there? Yeah!
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Oh! Oh, Mr. Furley, I gotta
get up there and warn them!
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Janet! What!
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You gotta get up
there and warn 'em!
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Now, this is my room...
and this is Jack's room.
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Aren't they rather
close together?
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Not close enough for Jack.
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Terri, could you give
me a hand in the kitchen?
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Sure, Jack. Would you excuse me,
Ray? Please make yourself at home.
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Thank you.
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Where's Terri? Where's
Jack? In the kitchen.
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Oh. Thank god. I thought
you were playing Scrabble.
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I am! I am. Uh, I just came up
here to check a word with Jack.
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What's the word? What word?
Oh, my word. That word, my word.
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Ah... Ahem. My-my
word is "egregious".
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Egregious. Flagrant, extreme,
conspicuous for bad quality or taste.
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Yeah. Well. Since you're
not really sure, I'll go ask Jack.
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You know... that's a good idea. I
think I should double-check it myself.
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Never mind. Never mind.
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Uh, I got a better idea.
I have a better word.
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Don't show me out, because I
know right where that door is.
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Be comfortable, enjoy yourself.
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Nice seeing you again.
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Dinner's almost ready, Ray.
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Jack is just finishing
up the salad.
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The salad? Uh huh.
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You excuse me a moment? Sure.
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Excuse me, Jack. Yeah?
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I hope you haven't
seasoned the salad. No. Why?
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Well, you see, I'm a
bit of a chef myself,
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and I brought along my
own special seasoning.
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I thought Terri might like
it. Would you mind using it?
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Why not? Can't hurt.
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Be right back.
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Salad dressing looks
delicious. What is it?
235
00:14:21,127 --> 00:14:23,528
Oh, it's Creamy
Garlic. Terri's favorite.
236
00:14:23,596 --> 00:14:26,297
She's gonna die
when she tastes it.
237
00:14:34,541 --> 00:14:36,974
Dinner is served. Now listen,
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00:14:37,043 --> 00:14:38,976
why don't you two
start on your salads,
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00:14:39,045 --> 00:14:41,579
and I'll go check
on the chicken.
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00:14:41,648 --> 00:14:44,527
Oh, that sounds
wonderful. Thank you, Jack.
241
00:14:44,551 --> 00:14:46,762
Well, shall we eat?
242
00:14:46,786 --> 00:14:50,088
You go ahead. I like to eat
my salad with the main course.
243
00:14:50,156 --> 00:14:51,489
All right.
244
00:14:51,557 --> 00:14:57,128
Terri! Wait! Wait! Whoa! Ha!
245
00:14:57,196 --> 00:15:01,699
Wait till you hear...
246
00:15:01,768 --> 00:15:04,301
Wait till you hear
this hysterical story
247
00:15:04,370 --> 00:15:06,704
that Mr. Furley told me.
Mr. Furley's our landlord.
248
00:15:06,773 --> 00:15:09,006
Well, you met him so
you already know that part.
249
00:15:09,074 --> 00:15:12,677
Anyway, he tells
the funniest stories.
250
00:15:12,745 --> 00:15:17,181
It'll just kill ya. It's one of the
funniest stories I've ever heard.
251
00:15:20,853 --> 00:15:24,655
You'll just die. I did when I heard it. I
couldn't stop laughing, you know wh...
252
00:15:24,724 --> 00:15:26,768
Aaah! Janet!
253
00:15:26,792 --> 00:15:29,739
What a terrible accident.
You come with me,
254
00:15:29,763 --> 00:15:32,341
Terri, I'll get that
right off of you.
255
00:15:32,365 --> 00:15:34,531
You did that on
purpose! Yeah, I had to.
256
00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:35,912
What? Shh.
257
00:15:35,936 --> 00:15:39,216
What's wrong? Janet,
what's the matter with you?
258
00:15:39,272 --> 00:15:42,140
What happened?
Oh, I fell off a ladder.
259
00:15:42,208 --> 00:15:44,753
Janet, what ladder? I
was trying to save your life.
260
00:15:44,777 --> 00:15:46,722
Terri, that guy
wants to kill you.
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00:15:46,746 --> 00:15:48,712
She's delirious. Janet. Janet!
262
00:15:48,781 --> 00:15:52,317
When you fell off the
ladder, where did you land?
263
00:15:52,385 --> 00:15:56,087
Stop that! I know
what I'm saying.
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00:15:56,155 --> 00:16:00,090
Ray Martin is a murderer. I read it down
at Mr. Furley's in his detective magazine.
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00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:03,261
Oh, that's impossible.
No, it isn't, it isn't.
266
00:16:03,329 --> 00:16:06,497
And then I just saw him
put poison in the salad.
267
00:16:06,566 --> 00:16:10,568
Oh no, Janet. That wasn't poison.
That was a special seasoning.
268
00:16:10,636 --> 00:16:12,714
How do you know? He told me.
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00:16:12,738 --> 00:16:15,339
Of course he did, dummy!
What do you think he's gonna do,
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tell you he's putting
poison on a salad?
271
00:16:18,244 --> 00:16:21,056
Why would he do that?
He's gonna eat it himself.
272
00:16:21,080 --> 00:16:23,814
No, he isn't. He said
he wanted to wait.
273
00:16:23,883 --> 00:16:28,285
See? He said he
wanted to wha-? Hey!
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00:16:28,354 --> 00:16:31,555
Hi. Everything okay?
275
00:16:39,098 --> 00:16:42,466
Yes, Ray. Everything's just
fine. She's gonna have the spot
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00:16:42,535 --> 00:16:44,768
out of my dress in just
one little minute, ha!
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00:16:44,838 --> 00:16:48,239
Anything I can do?
No. Thank you so much.
278
00:16:48,308 --> 00:16:52,443
Well, while you're waiting, why don't
you take a look at that Boston fern
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00:16:52,512 --> 00:16:56,347
in the living room, 'cause if
you like it, you can have it.
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Thank you.
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00:16:58,718 --> 00:17:00,218
What are we gonna do?
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00:17:00,286 --> 00:17:02,298
"What are we gonna
do?" You figure it out.
283
00:17:02,322 --> 00:17:03,965
You set Terri up
with a murderer.
284
00:17:03,989 --> 00:17:07,825
You were in the shop
when... A murdere...!
285
00:17:17,103 --> 00:17:18,943
Looking for someone? Aaah!
286
00:17:21,073 --> 00:17:26,277
Oh. Hi. Yeah, the kids.
Where are the kids?
287
00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:32,283
I'm afraid Terri
had a little accident.
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00:17:32,352 --> 00:17:35,319
Accident?
289
00:17:39,025 --> 00:17:41,359
Nyyaah!
290
00:17:46,665 --> 00:17:49,467
Turn around!
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00:17:49,535 --> 00:17:53,871
How could you? Why her? Why...
292
00:17:53,940 --> 00:17:56,040
Mr. Furley! What are you doing?
293
00:17:56,108 --> 00:17:59,310
Leave me alone! Can't
you see this man's...
294
00:17:59,378 --> 00:18:01,245
Terri?
295
00:18:01,313 --> 00:18:04,982
Oops. Uh, sorry about that.
296
00:18:05,050 --> 00:18:08,085
I always go a little crazy
when the Lakers lose.
297
00:18:10,857 --> 00:18:12,556
The Lakers didn't play today.
298
00:18:12,625 --> 00:18:16,494
Really? Well, see? You
got all upset for nothing.
299
00:18:19,198 --> 00:18:21,965
You stall him. I'll go get
the police. Mr. Furley?
300
00:18:22,034 --> 00:18:24,279
Let's you and I go down
and finish our Scrabble game.
301
00:18:24,303 --> 00:18:25,903
Now? Come on!
302
00:18:28,274 --> 00:18:30,141
Ho ho ho.
303
00:18:30,209 --> 00:18:33,177
That guy's a real psycho.
304
00:18:33,246 --> 00:18:37,415
Well, if anyone should
know... gotta be me.
305
00:18:37,483 --> 00:18:40,196
I'll tell ya, some days I feel
like a regular Norman Bates.
306
00:18:40,220 --> 00:18:42,331
You know... Neh! Neh! Neh!
307
00:18:42,355 --> 00:18:45,568
Crazy. I'm moody, though.
I have my ups and downs...
308
00:18:45,592 --> 00:18:49,159
Terri. Can I get you
another bowl of salad? No!
309
00:18:49,228 --> 00:18:51,762
I mean, uh, why don't
we try some wine?
310
00:18:51,831 --> 00:18:54,431
What a wonderful idea,
Jack. Let's all try some wine.
311
00:18:54,501 --> 00:18:56,345
Bring us closer together.
312
00:18:56,369 --> 00:19:00,437
I always feel that a good
bottle of wine speaks to you.
313
00:19:00,506 --> 00:19:03,641
Well, this one's saying,
"Drink me, drink me."
314
00:19:03,709 --> 00:19:05,275
Okay, Mr. Grape. Here goes.
315
00:19:13,286 --> 00:19:15,097
What do you
think? It's very good.
316
00:19:15,121 --> 00:19:16,988
Thank you. I made it myself.
317
00:19:24,030 --> 00:19:27,498
Oh god! This is it!
318
00:19:27,566 --> 00:19:33,237
I always hoped death would
come quickly, only not this soon.
319
00:19:33,306 --> 00:19:37,274
Jack. What did it taste like?
320
00:19:37,343 --> 00:19:39,988
It was mellow. Kind of fruity,
but the aftertaste had a...
321
00:19:40,012 --> 00:19:44,381
No! Not the wine, the poison!
322
00:19:44,450 --> 00:19:47,696
How would I know? I've never
tasted poison bef... poison.
323
00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:51,288
Aaah!
324
00:19:51,357 --> 00:19:52,289
Jack? Don't panic.
325
00:19:52,358 --> 00:19:54,992
It's too late! Ter... oh, oh no.
326
00:19:55,061 --> 00:19:58,262
Everything's going dark!
327
00:19:58,330 --> 00:20:00,565
How'd you do that?
328
00:20:00,633 --> 00:20:03,701
Jack. Stick your
finger down your throat.
329
00:20:03,770 --> 00:20:06,437
Gross. I'll throw up.
330
00:20:06,505 --> 00:20:09,473
Would you rather
die? Which finger?
331
00:20:09,542 --> 00:20:13,410
That one. I'm going
to call an ambulance.
332
00:20:13,479 --> 00:20:18,282
Hold it. He's drinking the wine.
Of course he is, he's celebrating.
333
00:20:18,350 --> 00:20:23,254
No. Don't you see? He
wouldn't drink it if he poisoned it.
334
00:20:23,323 --> 00:20:27,491
That... that's right,
Terri. I'm gonna live! Oh!
335
00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:28,840
Jack? Break.
336
00:20:31,064 --> 00:20:32,162
You okay?
337
00:20:32,231 --> 00:20:35,499
No. As a matter of
fact, Ray, he's not.
338
00:20:35,567 --> 00:20:40,570
He has a very high fever, stomach
cramps, could be very contagious.
339
00:20:40,639 --> 00:20:44,542
Now, if I were you,
I would wait outside.
340
00:20:44,610 --> 00:20:48,679
Terri, why don't
you drop the act?
341
00:20:48,748 --> 00:20:52,516
Act? What act?
342
00:20:52,585 --> 00:20:55,219
Come on. Don't you think
this has happened before
343
00:20:55,287 --> 00:20:57,622
when people find
out about my past?
344
00:20:57,690 --> 00:21:01,759
Past? What past?
345
00:21:01,828 --> 00:21:05,588
We didn't know you had a past.
346
00:21:08,001 --> 00:21:11,401
I suppose you didn't know
that I was convicted of murder.
347
00:21:11,470 --> 00:21:15,072
Oh, that. Sure, but we never
gave it a second thought.
348
00:21:15,141 --> 00:21:17,808
Boys will be boys.
349
00:21:17,877 --> 00:21:22,813
Que sera, sera. You know.
350
00:21:22,881 --> 00:21:27,918
You're afraid of me. Afraid?
Oh... don't be ridic... don't shoot!
351
00:21:29,888 --> 00:21:35,325
It's the story of my trial.
I carry it as a reminder.
352
00:21:35,395 --> 00:21:37,160
What I did was a terrible thing.
353
00:21:37,229 --> 00:21:41,866
But I paid the price. I
served my sentence.
354
00:21:41,934 --> 00:21:45,202
"With time off for
good behavior."
355
00:21:45,271 --> 00:21:48,873
But I suppose I'm gonna be
condemned for the rest of my life.
356
00:21:48,941 --> 00:21:50,619
Oh, no, Ray. Hold it.
357
00:21:50,643 --> 00:21:54,283
Wait, we're sorry. I guess
we did jump to conclusions.
358
00:21:54,313 --> 00:21:55,858
We thought you
were gonna poison us.
359
00:21:55,882 --> 00:21:58,916
See what I have to put up with?
360
00:21:58,985 --> 00:22:02,097
In here, officer! There he is!
Arrest that man! All right, let's go.
361
00:22:02,121 --> 00:22:04,041
Come on. Wait! Wait! Wait!
362
00:22:04,757 --> 00:22:06,301
No! Not him! Come on!
363
00:22:06,325 --> 00:22:09,893
No! No! There's nobody left!
364
00:22:09,962 --> 00:22:13,430
Sir? There's been a
huge misunderstanding.
365
00:22:13,499 --> 00:22:16,734
She just said... But that's
Janet. She gets carried away.
366
00:22:16,803 --> 00:22:19,515
What? Officer, he put
poison on the salad.
367
00:22:19,539 --> 00:22:23,040
No, he didn't. Nobody
tried to poison anybody.
368
00:22:30,049 --> 00:22:33,884
Lady, you can get in a lot of
trouble making false accusations.
369
00:22:33,953 --> 00:22:35,453
Watch it, eh?
370
00:22:42,828 --> 00:22:46,930
I guess I better be going. See
ya, Ray. Don't be a stranger, okay?
371
00:22:49,135 --> 00:22:52,803
Sorry. Oh. Ahem.
372
00:22:52,872 --> 00:22:54,371
Terri? Yes?
373
00:22:54,440 --> 00:23:00,110
I really appreciate the way you
stood up for me. It made me feel good.
374
00:23:00,178 --> 00:23:01,845
Oh, um... Yes?
375
00:23:07,153 --> 00:23:09,119
What'd he say? What did he say?
376
00:23:09,188 --> 00:23:11,889
He said, "Don't eat the salad."
377
00:23:19,932 --> 00:23:23,166
Because he saw a
worm in the salad!
378
00:23:31,344 --> 00:23:33,154
Okay, Jack. Remember
what we agreed.
379
00:23:33,178 --> 00:23:35,457
When Terri gets home,
no questions about dating,
380
00:23:35,481 --> 00:23:37,091
or her social life or anything.
381
00:23:37,115 --> 00:23:41,184
We've been driving her up
a wall. All right. Not a word.
382
00:23:41,253 --> 00:23:44,054
Hey, guys. Guys.
Guess what happened.
383
00:23:44,123 --> 00:23:47,491
Ter, hey, hey. We don't wanna
hear. It's your business, your life.
384
00:23:47,559 --> 00:23:49,859
Shut up, Jack. You
meet somebody?
385
00:23:49,929 --> 00:23:51,273
Uh huh. You did?
386
00:23:51,297 --> 00:23:53,397
Is he nice? I think so.
387
00:23:53,466 --> 00:23:55,966
Is he married? I don't think so.
388
00:23:56,035 --> 00:23:57,267
Didn't you talk to him?
389
00:23:57,336 --> 00:23:59,548
No, he just saw me
and followed me home.
390
00:23:59,572 --> 00:24:01,683
You mean, he's
outside right now? Yeah.
391
00:24:01,707 --> 00:24:04,240
Why don't you ask
him in? I couldn't, Janet.
392
00:24:04,309 --> 00:24:09,646
Hey, for pete's sake. I'll ask
him in. You can't leave him out...
393
00:24:09,715 --> 00:24:10,981
Hey, come on in!
394
00:24:20,993 --> 00:24:23,953
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