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♪ Come and knock on our door ♪
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♪ Come and knock on our door ♪
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♪ We've been waitin' for you ♪
♪ We've been waitin' for you ♪
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♪ Where the kisses are
hers and hers and his ♪
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♪ Three's company too ♪
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♪ Come and dance on our floor ♪
♪ Come and dance on our floor ♪
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♪ Take a step that is new ♪
♪ Take a step that is new ♪
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♪ We've a loveable space
that needs your face ♪
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♪ Three's company too ♪
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♪ You'll see that life is a ball
again Laughter is calling for you ♪
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♪ Down at our rendezvous ♪
♪ Down at our rendezvous ♪
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♪ Three's company too ♪
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I'll get it, Terri.
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Okay.
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Hi. Hi.
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Who is it, Janet?
It's only Mr. Furley.
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Oh.
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Do you wanna come in?
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Thank you. Uh-huh.
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Hi. Hi.
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Do you want something?
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Want something? Uh-huh.
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Do I always have
to want something?
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Can't a person come up to pass
the time of day? Be neighborly?
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I'm sorry... You'd think
talkin' had gone out of style.
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I'm sure... What's
happened to communication?
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Nothing. Let's talk.
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Please. Sit down and
we'll talk. Well, thank you.
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Yes, Mr. Furley?
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Nothing. Just a little gas.
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Oh.
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Yes, Terri?
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Nothing. I was just
clearing my throat.
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Oh.
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You got a cold? No.
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That's good.
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I had a cold.
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It went away.
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Yeah...
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It was a real bad cough.
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A lot of coughing.
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A lot of sneezing.
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Nose running all over
the place... I'm home!
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Thank goodness! Wait! I was
right in the middle of my cold.
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Excuse me. I'm going
to be on television! What?
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Television? Yeah, Mike O'Connell
had lunch at Angelino's today.
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You mean that guy who's the
host of L.A. Today? That's right.
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He went crazy over the food and asked
me to give a cooking demonstration.
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You're kidding?
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That's wonderful,
Jack! That's wonderful!
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I'm really excited for
you! Our own Jack is
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going to be on TV
giving a cooking lesson!
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Yeah, just like the
Galloping Gourmet!
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Don't you mean
the "Gay Gourmet"?
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Jack. Jack, what are
you going to make?
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I'm going to make my specialty:
poached salmon in aspic.
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That's it? You're
gonna cook a fish?
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Yes.
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Too bad, Jack.
Click-o, turn off time.
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People wanna see something
more exciting than you and a fish.
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They want something with a
little pizzazz. Uh-huh. Like what?
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Well, like a classy
assistant to dress up the act.
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That's not bad.
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Someone with sex
appeal, personality, charm...
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He's right. I'm gonna do it!
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Good. What do you
want me to wear, Jack?
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Not you, Mr. Furley.
Terri and Janet.
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All right, suit yourself! You want
amateur night, it's okay by me!
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But remember, you could
have had all this and you blew it!
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Did someone spike
his prune juice or what?
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Girls, will you do it? Are
you kidding? Of course!
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Yay, Terri. What
about you? I don't know.
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I've never done
anything like this before.
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You girls always say that.
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Jack! Come on. Say yes.
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Oh, come on! Please.
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Yes!
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I knew I could count on you.
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What do you want
us to do? Let's see...
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I'll come up first and
I'll charm the audience.
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And then I'll bring you two out.
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Get back in your
bedroom and we'll practice,
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okay? I'll practice
bringing you out.
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And now, ladies and gentlemen, I'd like
to introduce my two beautiful assistants.
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First of all, from Speedway,
Indiana, Janet Woods! Janet...
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There'll be some
applause here. "Yay, yay."
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And my other beautiful assistant,
from Longmeadow, Massachusetts,
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Miss Terri Alden! Terri...
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What's that?
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What's what?
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That!
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What's wrong with that?
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What's wron... Jack, tell her.
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Well, I think what Janet's
trying to say is that,
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your sexy kind of walk
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makes her look plain,
dull and potato-like.
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What?
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How about this?
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While I'm preparing the salmon,
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why don't you tell a joke?
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Like what?
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You could, like, uh...
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What do you call a musical fish?
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What?
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A "piano tuna."
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Piano tuna, piano tuna.
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Okay, okay. Isn't that funny?
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What am I going to be doing
while she's telling jokes?
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You'll be chopping parsley.
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What? If you wanna tell
the joke, you tell the joke.
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Don't take my joke away!
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Okay, both of you tell the
joke. That's a good idea.
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I'll ask the question and
you say, "What," okay?
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What do you call a musical fish?
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A piano tuna!
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No! You're supposed to say,
"What?" and I say the punch line.
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Why?
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Oh, forget it. This
is too... Forget it.
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Forget the whole thing.
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If you two are gonna act like prima
donnas, I'm going to get somebody else.
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Now look what you did.
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Hi, this is Jack. I'm
so glad I caught you.
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How would you like to be on
television with me next week?
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Why? Because
you're sexy. You will?
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Just a second. Wait, wait, wait.
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We're sorry. We promise to do whatever
you say. We won't give you any trouble.
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Promise? Swear to God.
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Cross our hearts!
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Sorry. I'm gonna use the
girls after all, Mr. Furley.
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Mr. Furley!
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Do you want... No! No!
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We're gonna need all
this space to rehearse it.
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I'll get that. Thanks, Jack.
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Do you have everything?
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Oh, hi, Larry. Did
you hear that, girls?
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Practically a star and we're
still on a first name basis.
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What do you say we grab a
couple of brews? Sorry, pal, I can't.
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One lousy show, the
man thinks he's God.
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I've gotta rehearse.
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You wanna watch us? I
don't wanna be in the way.
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We need an audience. Yeah.
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Okay, I'll just sit over here,
quietly. Okay, sit down. Be real quiet.
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First Mr. Angelino is going to come
out and talk about his restaurant.
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Then Jack comes out. Okay?
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All right, let's give it
a try. Terri, get ready.
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All right.
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And now, he-e-e-re's
Jackie! Hi-O!
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I'm sorry. I've always
wanted to do that.
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"Hi. My name is Jack Tripper.
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"Today I'll be making
poached salmon is aspic.
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"I chose poached salmon..."
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Hold it!
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You're not gonna
stand and read, are you?
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I wanna make sure I
don't leave anything out.
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Buddy, you're gonna lose
your audience. I gotta...
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You don't need this.
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Go ahead. Go ahead.
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Good morning. Don't look
at me. Look at the camera.
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Camera? There is a
camera in front of you.
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My name... Don't forget, there
is gonna be a microphone on top.
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Above you.
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My name is...
Don't look at the mic.
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Look at the camera.
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My name is... Don't be so stiff!
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Loosen up. Relax, buddy.
Come on. Here we go.
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Go ahead.
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My name is, uh... Jack Tripper.
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I know.
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My name is Jack Tripper and
I'm going to be making, um...
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uh... Poached salmon.
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Yeah.
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Uh... speaking of salmon.
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That reminds me. Uh... Oh, God,
I forgot what that reminds me of.
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I'm not gonna remember
a thing without my paper!
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Okay, okay, I got it.
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Look, why don't you write
out your whole routine on cards
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and place them
where you'll be working.
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What? If you forget, you'll
have the cards in front of you.
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You mean, like crib
sheets? What a good idea!
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How'd you think of that? How do
you think I made it through high school?
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Okay, Terri. Let's see.
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I'll be preparing the salmon here, so
I'll tape this card to the sugar shaker.
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Good idea. Okay. Now, Janet.
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When I talk about how we serve the salmon
at Angelino's, you hand me the parsley.
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Serve the salmon,
Angelino's... Oh!
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No one will know.
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Okay, I think that
takes care of everything.
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Not everything. I still
have my opening remarks.
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Oh.
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How about your hat? Inside?
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That's a great idea. Let's see.
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Good morning, my
name is Jack Tripper.
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I'm going to be making...
This'll be perfect.
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Tripper, my boy!
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Oh, Mr. Angelino...
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How are you feeling?
Oh, fine, thanks.
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I just hope I do all right.
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All right? You're
gonna be wonderful!
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Well... And why
shouldn't you be?
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With your talent and my genius,
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I have all the confidence
in the world in you.
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I appreciate that, sir.
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Do you have any
last-minute advice for me?
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I do. What?
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Don't screw up!
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Don't forget the
name. Angelino's.
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What's the matter? You
ashamed of it? No, sir.
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Then let's hear it! Angelino's!
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Hey! That's more like
it, son! We'll do fine.
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Let's see...
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You're on in 20 minutes.
Better get to make-up.
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I hope they don't make
me too good-looking.
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You're not nervous, are you?
Not now. This'll be a piece of cake!
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Let's go to make-up. Ahh!
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That way, Terri. Oh.
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Hey, this is all wrong!
That isn't the way I wanted it.
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Get rid of that sugar shaker and those go
on the other table. Replace that parsley.
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Hurry up. We gotta
rearrange everything.
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Stand by. Five seconds.
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And if you could mention the
phone number while we're on the air...
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♪♪
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Hey!
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Welcome back to the
second half of L.A. Today.
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We missed you.
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I'm Mike O'Connell
and I'm sayin'...
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this world would be a much,
much better place for us to live in
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if all of us would just reach
out and touch someone.
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But not in an elevator.
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Okay!
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I'm sittin' here with a great guy, a
very near, very dear friend of mine,
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Mr. Angostino of
Angostino's Restaurant.
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Angelino's!
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What does it take to be a big
success in the restaurant business?
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Me!
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But seriously,
what is the secret?
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Well, the secret is
having a good chef.
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And we happen to have a great
chef. The best young chef in town.
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As a matter of fact,
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this young man is someone that
I've personally discovered and trained.
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His name is Jack Tripper.
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Well, what are we waiting for?
Let's bring that visiting chef out here.
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Let's meet and
greet Jack Tripper.
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♪♪
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Good morning. I'm Jack Tripper.
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That's using my head, isn't it?
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My name is Jack Tripper
and today I'll be making
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poached salmon in aspic.
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But before I begin, I'd like you to
meet my two, beautiful assistants:
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Janet Wood and Terri Alden.
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Terri, here, is a nurse.
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I thought she
might come in handy
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in case I have to
doctor some sauces.
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Doesn't she have a lovely smile?
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And Janet is... right here.
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Janet.
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It's so rare to find an
assistant these days
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"who can be enjoyed as a
main course or just a cold snack."
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Of course...
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Of course, I'm sure Chef
Tripper was referring to the, uh...
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The, uh, poached salmon.
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The poached salmon.
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Right! All right.
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"Is there any more majestic
site than your poached salmon?"
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Maybe not.
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"It's tender, pink meat
will melt in your mouth
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"if you remember to poach it
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"over a slow flame for
no more than two hours."
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Oh!
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J-Jack Tripper?
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Wouldn't it get done faster if
you cooked it over a higher heat?
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Yes, it would, Janet.
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"But by cooking it at
a low temperature,"
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your salmon will be
"Made in Taiwan."
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Um... isn't there
something special
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about the way you serve
your salmon at Angelino's?
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Yes, I'm very glad you
asked me that, Janet.
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Is our salmon special?
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Yes!
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Yes! Yes!
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Jack...
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Jack, perhaps this would be
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the time to show the people
how to make the aspic.
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The aspic?
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The aspic. Right. Yes.
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The aspic.
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"That century-old gelatin."
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The three ingredients
we will need are:
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beef consommé...
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gelatin...
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and, of course, the cognac.
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Do something!
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What? Anything!
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Show a commercial!
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Are you kidding? This is great!
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Chef Tripper?
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What are the measurements?
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What?
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Huh?
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You know. The ingredients.
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Oh, oh, yes.
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The ingredients are: "Two
cups of beef consommé,
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"and then one tablespoon...
One tablespoon of gelatin,
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"stirred over...
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"a low flame until the
gelatin is completely dissolved
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"and then one
tablespoon of cognac.
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"If you want to taste a really
delicious poached salmon,
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"take it from
somebody who knows.
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"This is a great aspic."
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I'm sorry, Jack, but
your time's about up.
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I have more... I'd
love to let you finish.
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But I don't think your recipe
would conform to the building code!
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We'll be back after
this commercial. ♪♪
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Tripper! What have
you done to me?
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I'm ruined! Finished!
And as for you... I'm fired?
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Congratulations! At least
you got something right today!
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Jack...
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Jack, come on. Getting fired is
not the worst thing in the world.
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Yeah. You should
be used to it by now.
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I'll never get hired again, not
after making a fool of myself.
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Oh, Jack. Don't be ridiculous.
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Nobody even saw you.
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Nobody watches a
local show like that.
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Well, maybe you're
right. Of course, I'm right.
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Hi.
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Jack, you still in town?
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What? You got
more guts than I have.
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I would have gone straight
from that show to Tahiti!
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Cut it out. Nobody even saw
Jack. What? Are you kidding?
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The gang down at
the Beagle saw it.
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Oh, no. How did
they find out I was on?
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I told them. Great.
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What did they say?
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Nothing. They were
all too busy laughing.
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That's not all.
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00:20:09,409 --> 00:20:11,442
Oh, yes, it is!
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Terri, I loved your smile!
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"No one watches that show"?
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00:20:20,820 --> 00:20:25,589
Oh, a few losers at the
Regal Beagle. So what?
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00:20:25,658 --> 00:20:27,724
Hello.
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00:20:27,793 --> 00:20:30,261
Oh, hi, Mom. What's
doing in San Diego?
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Mom, could you stop laughing...
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Just a local show, huh?
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Mom?
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Mom? Mom?
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Will you call me back
when you stop laughing?
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Good night. Come again.
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00:20:54,053 --> 00:20:58,021
No, I'm sorry but we're all
booked up for the rest of the week.
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00:20:58,090 --> 00:21:01,224
Yes, it seemed quite a lot
of people watched that show
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and loved the chef.
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00:21:02,328 --> 00:21:03,328
Yeah.
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00:21:03,395 --> 00:21:04,795
Tripper!
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00:21:06,132 --> 00:21:08,466
Don't worry. I'm just
gonna clear out my locker.
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00:21:08,534 --> 00:21:11,580
You really made a mess of
things this morning, didn't you?
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00:21:11,604 --> 00:21:14,271
Yeah, I know. Wait!
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00:21:14,340 --> 00:21:17,541
Everybody makes mistakes.
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00:21:17,610 --> 00:21:18,876
Even me.
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00:21:18,944 --> 00:21:22,546
I'm probably making a
big mistake right now. Huh?
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00:21:22,615 --> 00:21:26,483
But if you really do wanna
come back... Oh, I do, I do, I do!
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At a $25.00 pay cut?
Well, I'll take a chance.
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00:21:30,289 --> 00:21:33,791
Only a $25.00 pay cut?
Mr. Angelino, you're too kind.
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00:21:33,860 --> 00:21:37,694
Well, you know me and
my big, soft heart, huh?
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00:21:37,764 --> 00:21:40,475
Okay, get into the kitchen
and start cooking, son.
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00:21:40,499 --> 00:21:43,134
Thank you. Use the
service entrance in the back.
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00:21:43,202 --> 00:21:44,813
It's quicker this way. No!
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00:21:44,837 --> 00:21:46,903
It's him!
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00:21:52,111 --> 00:21:55,513
Mr. Tripper, I saw
you on TV this morning.
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You were wonderful!
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00:21:57,116 --> 00:21:59,516
Really? I drove all
the way from Encino
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just hoping to meet you.
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00:22:01,487 --> 00:22:04,855
You're so funny!
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Thank you very much!
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Excuse me one second, would you?
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Jack, I-I-I... I
forgot to mention.
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It seems a few people
watched the show this morning...
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Mr. Angelino? Yes, Jack?
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We were discussing
my $25.00 pay raise?
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00:22:21,340 --> 00:22:23,341
Raise? I didn't say raise.
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00:22:23,409 --> 00:22:26,277
Well, maybe I'll just
go clear out my locker.
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00:22:26,345 --> 00:22:29,347
Of course I said raise!
I said a $25.00 raise!
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And every other weekend off.
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00:22:31,650 --> 00:22:35,252
Ev-v-v... Forget it!
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00:22:35,321 --> 00:22:36,954
You mean,
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you don't want me to
work here anymore?
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00:22:41,994 --> 00:22:44,160
Of course I do.
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00:22:44,229 --> 00:22:47,397
Why else would I give you
every other weekend off?
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I'm gonna get you
for this one, Tripper.
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00:22:52,037 --> 00:22:54,117
It's great to be
back. Thank you.
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00:23:02,849 --> 00:23:07,684
I not only got my job back, but
Mr. Angelino gave me a raise as well!
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00:23:07,753 --> 00:23:10,454
That's wonderful!
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00:23:10,522 --> 00:23:14,358
Boy, I tell you, I feel great.
Tell me about the raise again.
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00:23:14,426 --> 00:23:16,861
Hi. Hi, Janet.
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I caught you on that TV show.
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00:23:18,864 --> 00:23:21,331
Let's just forget about that.
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00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:23,634
I don't blame ya.
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00:23:23,703 --> 00:23:27,470
But none of that would have happened
if you'd have used me as your assistant.
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00:23:27,539 --> 00:23:30,941
You know, a real
veteran of the theater.
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00:23:32,278 --> 00:23:33,877
You were in the theater?
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00:23:33,946 --> 00:23:36,247
Yeah, back in the fourth grade.
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00:23:38,050 --> 00:23:42,652
We put on this little piece about
pilgrims landing at Plymouth Rock.
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00:23:42,722 --> 00:23:44,254
I played the title role.
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00:23:44,323 --> 00:23:46,289
Miles Standish?
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00:23:46,358 --> 00:23:48,559
Plymouth Rock.
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00:23:50,530 --> 00:23:52,129
You played a rock?
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00:23:52,197 --> 00:23:54,264
Yeah. It wasn't easy.
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00:23:54,333 --> 00:23:57,267
I had to lie perfectly still
and not move a muscle.
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00:23:59,205 --> 00:24:01,938
That's very... That's
hard to do, you know?
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00:24:02,007 --> 00:24:05,209
I was doing it just great
until that stupid Delroy Wilkins
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00:24:05,278 --> 00:24:07,678
came ashore and stepped on me.
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00:24:07,747 --> 00:24:09,179
Ow. I'll bet that hurt.
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00:24:09,248 --> 00:24:11,715
Not near as much as
when he planted the flag.
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