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♪ come and knock on our door ♪
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♪ come and knock on our door ♪
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♪ we've been waitin' for you ♪
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♪ we've been waitin' for you ♪
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♪ where the kisses are
Hers and hers and his ♪
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♪ three's company too ♪
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♪ come and dance on our floor ♪
♪ come and dance on our floor ♪
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♪ take a step that is new ♪
♪ take a step that is new ♪
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♪ we've a loveable space
That needs your face ♪
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♪ three's company too ♪
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♪ you'll see that life is a ball
Again laughter is calling for you ♪
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♪ down at our rendezvous ♪
♪ down at our rendezvous ♪
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♪ three's company too ♪
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♪ down at our rendezvous ♪
♪ down at our rendezvous ♪
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♪ three's company too ♪
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Almost ready.
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Jack, did you see that mess
You left in the living room?
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That's no way to
Talk about terri!
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What are you doing? I'm just
Finishing a batch of caramel clusters.
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Haven't you got
Something better to do?
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Yes, janet, good
Idea. Come here.
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Oh, jack. Would you
Make up your mind?
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Oh!
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Tripper, you know, you
Got a one-track mind.
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What are you doing now?
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I'm getting ready to
Watch the laker game.
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With the apartment
Looking like this?
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The lakers won't mind.
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Jack, it's your turn to
Clean the apartment.
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It is not, it's terri's
Day to clean! No, it isn't!
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Yes, it is. Don't you
Remember? We traded.
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I took your tuesday laundry
For my saturday shopping.
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Your saturday shopping?
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Jack, that was my saturday.
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Only I had to work late so
You gave me your wednesday.
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That was the night
You went to the movies,
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So I took your wednesday
And you took my thursday.
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And I took your
Saturday. Exactly.
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And you know what that means.
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It's your turn to clean!
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Ohhh.
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Hey, anybody wanna
Trade? Oh janet...
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I'll give you my tuesday!
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You're driving me crazy! Both
You girls are driving me crazy.
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They're driving me crazy!
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At least it won't
Be a long trip!
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Thank you, cindy.
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Come on in, cindy.
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And don't mind him. We're having a
Nice, friendly family-type argument.
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About what? About whose
Turn it is to clean this apartment.
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Oh, don't argue. Why don't you
Guys just get a cleaning lady?
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We're going to do that right
After we bought the rolls royce.
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Jack, it wouldn't
Cost that much.
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A lot of kids at ucla do housework
To pick up a few extra bucks.
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Well, cindy, how much
Is "Not that much"?
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About $30 for the
Day. It's only $10 a piece.
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Yeah. What do you say, guys?
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We could have her
Come every second week.
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Well, I don't know. Angelino's
Is closed for remodeling,
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So I'm out of a job.
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We'll lend you the
Money! Thanks, but I...
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Come on, jack. That's
What friends are for.
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If you can't borrow from
Them, who can you borrow from?
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She's right, jack.
Good! Then it's settled.
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Good! So, cindy,
What brings you here?
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I need to borrow $20.
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Sure. Great.
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Here's 10... 20. Thanks!
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I'll put your ad for a maid
On the ucla bulletin board.
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Oh, thanks, cindy. Bye!
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Bye!
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Here, terri. While I'm at it,
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Let me give you my share
Of rent for tomorrow.
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Oh, thanks, janet. Mm-hmm.
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Jack. Rent.
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I'm sorry, I don't
Have it. What?
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I don't have it.
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We can't here
You! I don't have it!
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You don't even
Have the rent money?
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You know I'm out of work!
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Jack... Well, I suppose
We could lend it to you.
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Sure we could.
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Oh, I feel terrible. You guys
Are practically supporting me.
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Oh, come on,
Jack. No, I mean it.
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You guys should have a
Roommate who can pay his own way.
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Hmm. You know what,
Terri? He's right.
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We oughta get ourselves
Another roommate.
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Yeah, someone with money.
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Huh?
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Do you know anybody
Down at the hospital?
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There is this one doctor.
He's young, very handsome...
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Yeah, right.
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Go on, you couple of kidders.
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You are kidding,
Right? Janet, terri?
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Of course we're kidding.
We'd never kick you out.
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Nah. At least not until
After we learned how to cook.
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Thank you!
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Go watch your laker game.
Hey, you wanna watch with me?
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No, we can't, jack. We have
To go to a lecture on sex.
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You're gonna pass up the
Lakers for some boring...
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What kind of lecture?
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Actually, it's very interesting.
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It's called "An illustrated survey
Of sex in contemporary society."
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I'll get my sweater.
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What about the lakers?
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Come on. Who wants
To watch a bunch of
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Tall millionaires
In short pants?
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About this lecture, does it
Have, uh, full color slides?
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Well, jack, it's like I
Said, it's an illustrated
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Survey of sex in
Contemporary society.
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Showing how women have been
Debased for the past 30 years.
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Afterwards, there's gonna be
This consciousness-raising session.
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Where we get to vent our fury over
America's male-dominated, sexist society.
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Mm-hmm. I think maybe
I'll just stay home.
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Jack, they'll be
Other men there.
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What for, target practice?
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Cindy, what are
You doing back here?
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I got you a new maid. Who?
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Me! You?
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Yeah! You know, janet,
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I've been thinking. I need the
Money, and I know the apartment,
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And who'd be a better
Person for the job?
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Almost anybody.
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You wanna be our maid?
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I knew you'd be thrilled!
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So? What do you guys think?
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Uh... We've been thinking
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That we probably don't
Need a maid after all.
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Of course you do.
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Look at this mess!
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What do you guys say?
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What... Can we say?
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We can say no.
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No? No?
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Oh, janet!
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What's the matter with you?
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Cindy would make
A wonderful maid.
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Thanks, jack!
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And I'll start in
Your room first!
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Ow. Toe, toe, toe. Cindy?
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"Thanks, jack! And I'll
Start in your room first!"
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Ow!
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Jack, what are we gonna
Do? She can't be a maid!
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Sure she can. We'll just
Buy her a tiny black dress.
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Little white apron.
Maybe fishnet stockings.
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Red feather duster.
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She can have bee-stinged lips
And talk in a french accent.
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Ooh la la, monsieur tripper.
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He's so sick.
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Is something burning?
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It's my caramel clusters! Jack!
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Boy, are we in trouble now.
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Terri, I'm telling you.
We cannot afford cindy.
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Why, it's only 10 bucks a piece.
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That's not what I meant.
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that's what I meant.
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Hey, guys! Look what I
Just found in jack's room.
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250 bucks. What?
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It was folded up into a wad
Under jack's lamp. What lamp?
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The one I just broke.
Well, I can't believe it.
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Neither can I. I
Barely touched it.
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No, cindy. Not
The lamp, it's okay.
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Here, give me the money. You go
On back to your breaking... Cleaning!
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Uh, uh, uh, we're going
To see that he gets it.
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Oh, we're going to see
That he really... gets it.
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Okay.
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I almost burned my clusters.
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Well, that's what you get for
Standing so close to the stove.
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Jack. Hmm.
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Cindy found this in
Your room. It's $250.
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Oh, yeah. It's larry's. He
Asked me to hold it for him.
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Larry? Our larry gave
You 250 buckeroos?
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Yeah. He asked me
To hold it for him
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Till the end of the month.
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He's saving up to buy his
Mother a tv set for her birthday.
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Larry buying his
Mother a present?
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The same larry who repossessed
Her car last christmas?
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That's not true. Oh, yes, it is!
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It was thanksgiving!
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Jack, you can come up with
A better excuse than that.
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You think I'm lying?
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Lying? You? Never!
All right, all right!
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Look, if you don't
Believe me, ask larry.
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He's at the regal beagle
Right now! Happy hour.
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Okay! Gosh, jack.
Don't get so upset.
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Calm down. Of course we
Believe you. I'm glad to hear it!
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I thought we had a
Little trust around here!
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Jack, of course we have trust.
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Silly you! Really! Jack,
What's wrong with you?
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Gee. Silly guy!
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Beagle? Beagle.
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lakers are down by two.
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ball's inbounded
By wilkes to nixon.
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there's a cross-court pass.
Magic's got it with five seconds.
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four, three, two... He shoots!
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25 feet, and it's good!
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laker's have sent the game into
Overtime. And we'll be right back.
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All right.
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Hi, there.
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Mike? I'd like to
Buy the lady a drink.
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Right. Whoops. Happy hour's
Over. All drinks are full price.
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Tomorrow, 4:30? It's a date.
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Okay! See ya
Right here, I guess.
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Hey, marty! How's it
Going? What's happening?
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Look, larry. About
That car you sold me.
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You know it broke my heart to
Sell you my sweet little honey.
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How's she running? Runnin'?
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Heck, she ain't even walkin'.
The transmission fell out.
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So soon? I mean, uh, really?
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Remember what you promised.
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You said if anything went wrong,
You'd said you'd take care of it.
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And so I will,
Marty. So I will. Here.
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What's this? The best
Mechanic in santa monica.
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Mention my name, he'll give
You a very reasonable price.
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Wait a minute! You're
Supposed to pay!
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Marty, I couldn't pay for your
Transmission even if I wanted to.
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I'm broke.
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I don't know how I'm
Going to tell that to joey.
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Who's joey? My kid brother.
Boy, is he going to be upset.
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So what do you care? I don't!
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I was thinking about you!
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Hi, joey!
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Get the money for the car?
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No!
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Look, joey, I'd really
Like to pay you, but I...
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Does the tooth fairy
Know you do that?
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We want our money.
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And-and I want
You to have it, joey.
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But, um, as I was telling
Your brother martin here,
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I'm just flat broke.
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Look. You gotta believe me.
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Larry.
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Did you give jack
$250 to hold for you?
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What!
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Where would I get $250?
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Thanks, larry. Yeah. Thanks.
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So embarrassing to show
Everybody how poor I really am.
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Back where we come from, bein'
Poor is nothing to be ashamed of.
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But having to crawl is. Crawl?
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If you don't come up with the
Money in the next 30 minutes,
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I'm gonna break some
Of your favorite bones.
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It comes down to he lied to us.
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00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:02,225
Twice! First when he
Didn't have any money.
244
00:13:02,249 --> 00:13:04,249
Then when he said
The money was larry's.
245
00:13:04,317 --> 00:13:07,985
Hope he has a lousy time
Watching his stupid basketball game.
246
00:13:08,054 --> 00:13:12,223
I hope he chokes on his lousy caramel
Clusters. I hope the lakers lose!
247
00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:15,271
What? What did you say?
248
00:13:15,295 --> 00:13:18,329
Oh, uh, just kidding.
249
00:13:18,398 --> 00:13:19,997
She's a great kidder.
250
00:13:20,066 --> 00:13:22,166
That's it.
251
00:13:22,235 --> 00:13:26,937
I love reggie jackson.
252
00:13:27,006 --> 00:13:29,507
I really... Like
Smokey robinson.
253
00:13:29,576 --> 00:13:32,610
Big tall kareem jabberwocky guy.
254
00:13:32,679 --> 00:13:33,679
Bye now!
255
00:13:46,726 --> 00:13:49,093
Cindy! Cindy.
256
00:13:51,497 --> 00:13:53,131
Did you say something?
257
00:13:53,199 --> 00:13:54,765
Would you mind
Coming into my bedroom?
258
00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:57,368
Jack, that's not part of my job!
259
00:13:57,437 --> 00:14:00,939
No, cindy. I want you
To make up my bed.
260
00:14:01,007 --> 00:14:02,251
But I already made it.
261
00:14:02,275 --> 00:14:04,453
True, but you forgot
One little thing. What?
262
00:14:04,477 --> 00:14:05,610
Sheets.
263
00:14:05,678 --> 00:14:09,079
That's why it
Went so fast. I bet.
264
00:14:09,149 --> 00:14:10,848
Ow.
265
00:14:15,154 --> 00:14:17,232
Hi. Rita! What are
You doing here?
266
00:14:17,256 --> 00:14:19,556
Well, you said you didn't
Have any money to go out with,
267
00:14:19,626 --> 00:14:23,794
So I thought maybe you could think
Of something fun to do right here.
268
00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:26,430
Right here? How
'bout right over there?
269
00:14:26,499 --> 00:14:27,977
I knew you'd think of something.
270
00:14:28,001 --> 00:14:30,201
Oh, mercy! Jack!
271
00:14:30,269 --> 00:14:34,805
Who's she? Uh, my
She's cleaning lady.
272
00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:37,508
My, you have such a
Pretty blonde cleaning lady.
273
00:14:37,576 --> 00:14:41,612
Wherever did you
Find her? Sweden.
274
00:14:41,681 --> 00:14:43,280
Just a second.
275
00:14:43,349 --> 00:14:47,217
Hurry up, greta! Unska,
Svenska, bjorn borgski.
276
00:14:50,056 --> 00:14:54,558
That means, hurry home
And watch the tennis match.
277
00:14:54,627 --> 00:14:56,994
si!
278
00:14:59,365 --> 00:15:00,998
Greta!
279
00:15:01,067 --> 00:15:02,845
Your cleaning
Lady works at night?
280
00:15:02,869 --> 00:15:06,204
Yeah, she's like me. She does
Her best work after dark.
281
00:15:06,272 --> 00:15:07,816
Well, isn't that a coincidence.
282
00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:10,719
That makes three of
Us. Hurt me. Listen, um...
283
00:15:10,743 --> 00:15:13,255
Would you like to make yourself
A little comfortable on the couch?
284
00:15:13,279 --> 00:15:17,315
I have to have a small,
Swedish word with, uh, greta.
285
00:15:17,383 --> 00:15:19,261
Cindy.
286
00:15:19,285 --> 00:15:20,896
Yeah. I got an unexpected date.
287
00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:23,721
Do you think... Do you mind...
288
00:15:23,789 --> 00:15:27,058
Maybe possibly...
Shoving off quickly?
289
00:15:27,126 --> 00:15:29,526
Jack, I just have a few
More things to do. That's it.
290
00:15:29,595 --> 00:15:31,195
Okay, make it quick. Okay.
291
00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:33,865
And... Quiet. Right.
292
00:15:35,701 --> 00:15:36,901
That jack.
293
00:15:36,970 --> 00:15:38,380
Oh, cindy. No interruptions.
294
00:15:38,404 --> 00:15:40,382
But, jack... No
Interruptions. Thank you.
295
00:15:40,406 --> 00:15:43,040
But...
296
00:15:49,115 --> 00:15:51,415
That's settled.
297
00:15:51,484 --> 00:15:54,085
Jack, how long is your
Cleaning lady gonna be here?
298
00:15:54,153 --> 00:15:55,753
Not much longer. But...
299
00:15:55,822 --> 00:15:57,967
Forget about her, you
Won't even know she's here.
300
00:15:57,991 --> 00:16:02,760
Well, I don't know. I guess I
Could try. We'll try together.
301
00:16:10,003 --> 00:16:12,469
Jack. If you're
Looking for my lips,
302
00:16:12,538 --> 00:16:14,516
They're right here
Above my chin. Oh, I know.
303
00:16:14,540 --> 00:16:16,473
Unless there's something
Wrong with them.
304
00:16:16,542 --> 00:16:19,255
No, there's nothing wrong with
Your lips. I love them the way they are.
305
00:16:19,279 --> 00:16:21,812
One right on top of the other.
306
00:16:21,881 --> 00:16:25,550
In fact, there's nothing that I don't
Adore about your beautiful hair,
307
00:16:25,618 --> 00:16:27,685
Your sensitive eyes...
308
00:16:29,855 --> 00:16:31,889
Greta!
309
00:16:31,958 --> 00:16:34,392
Stopski! I can't hear you!
310
00:16:34,461 --> 00:16:36,260
Cut the machine off!
311
00:16:36,329 --> 00:16:39,530
Ow! What are you doing?
312
00:16:39,599 --> 00:16:43,467
Vacuuming. Come
Hereski. Excuse me.
313
00:16:43,536 --> 00:16:46,170
I want you to get out
Of here right now, please.
314
00:16:46,239 --> 00:16:48,984
But, jack, I still have
Work to do! So do I.
315
00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:50,919
Jack, I can't take your
Money for nothing.
316
00:16:50,943 --> 00:16:52,888
I just have the
Bathroom and that's it.
317
00:16:52,912 --> 00:16:56,280
Okay. But I don't want you to come
Out of there until you're finished.
318
00:16:56,349 --> 00:16:57,927
I mean it. Okay.
319
00:16:57,951 --> 00:16:59,450
Ow!
320
00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:04,133
It's so hard to find
Good help these days.
321
00:17:04,157 --> 00:17:06,502
I promise you that is
Absolutely, positively
322
00:17:06,526 --> 00:17:08,846
The last interruption
Of the evening.
323
00:17:10,963 --> 00:17:12,141
Liar! Liar!
324
00:17:12,165 --> 00:17:13,445
Pants on fire!
325
00:17:16,769 --> 00:17:19,982
Rita, you remember my two
Roommates, janet and terri.
326
00:17:20,006 --> 00:17:22,618
Hello! We want an explanation.
327
00:17:22,642 --> 00:17:24,787
What're they talking
About? I have no idea.
328
00:17:24,811 --> 00:17:26,310
Ha! Ha!
329
00:17:26,379 --> 00:17:29,825
That is a hot one. First, he
Hits us up for rent money.
330
00:17:29,849 --> 00:17:32,049
Did I hear something
About money?
331
00:17:32,118 --> 00:17:33,618
Back!
332
00:17:33,686 --> 00:17:36,820
Why does she have to go
Back into the bathroom?
333
00:17:36,889 --> 00:17:39,289
Because she's not finished yet.
334
00:17:45,798 --> 00:17:49,967
Anyway, he hits us up for the
Rent money. And maid money.
335
00:17:50,035 --> 00:17:53,337
He pretends he is broke
When all along he's got $250.
336
00:17:53,406 --> 00:17:55,072
He told me he was broke too.
337
00:17:55,140 --> 00:17:57,141
I told you that
Money isn't mine!
338
00:17:57,210 --> 00:17:59,288
Tells us the money isn't
His. But we find out that it is.
339
00:17:59,312 --> 00:18:01,345
He lied to us! He didn't!
340
00:18:01,414 --> 00:18:03,714
I didn't! He did!
341
00:18:03,783 --> 00:18:06,595
And what's worse, he tries to
Blame it on an innocent friend.
342
00:18:06,619 --> 00:18:08,352
He wouldn't! I didn't!
343
00:18:08,421 --> 00:18:09,901
He did!
344
00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:12,857
Liar! Wait, wait.
345
00:18:12,926 --> 00:18:15,571
Rita, who you gonna believe, their
Word or mine? I thought you trusted me!
346
00:18:15,595 --> 00:18:19,997
I never trust a guy who keeps
His maid locked in the bathroom!
347
00:18:20,066 --> 00:18:22,467
Rita, rita! Can I ask, rita...
348
00:18:22,535 --> 00:18:24,702
Ow! Ow!
349
00:18:28,240 --> 00:18:30,575
Jack. This never
Would have happened
350
00:18:30,643 --> 00:18:32,776
If you had just told the truth.
351
00:18:32,845 --> 00:18:34,823
Yes, instead of making
Up that stupid story
352
00:18:34,847 --> 00:18:37,481
About larry giving
You the money...
353
00:18:37,550 --> 00:18:40,518
Jack, my money.
Where's my money?
354
00:18:40,586 --> 00:18:42,453
What money. The $250.
355
00:18:42,522 --> 00:18:44,188
What! Say, jack.
356
00:18:44,257 --> 00:18:46,190
Not now, cindy!
357
00:18:48,294 --> 00:18:51,206
Larry, you mean you did give
Jack money to hold for you?
358
00:18:51,230 --> 00:18:53,864
Oh, yes. Of course. You
See, I was savi... Oh, my.
359
00:18:53,933 --> 00:18:57,634
Then, jack, you were
Telling the truth.
360
00:18:57,704 --> 00:19:01,104
Wonderful! Where's the
Money? Forget it, larry.
361
00:19:01,174 --> 00:19:04,575
Oh, jack. How were we to
Know? Jack, I gotta have it!
362
00:19:04,644 --> 00:19:08,446
Remember what you told me? Not to give
That money to you under any circumstances.
363
00:19:08,515 --> 00:19:11,715
But that was before I found out
Country joe godzilla is after me.
364
00:19:11,784 --> 00:19:13,984
Nice try, larry.
365
00:19:14,053 --> 00:19:17,266
Jack. I'm so
Embarrassed I could die.
366
00:19:17,290 --> 00:19:18,700
So could I if I don't
Have that money.
367
00:19:18,724 --> 00:19:20,357
But, jack... Back!
368
00:19:22,528 --> 00:19:25,896
I swear to you this is
A true story. Honest!
369
00:19:25,965 --> 00:19:29,333
How could we, terri?
We called him a liar.
370
00:19:29,402 --> 00:19:31,947
Who cares? Jack,
Say you'll forgive us.
371
00:19:31,971 --> 00:19:33,304
Say you'll give me the money!
372
00:19:33,372 --> 00:19:35,117
Please, jack! Pretty please?
373
00:19:35,141 --> 00:19:37,474
Okay, okay! Thanks, buddy.
374
00:19:37,543 --> 00:19:39,989
I said okay to them,
Not to you. Oh, jack!
375
00:19:40,013 --> 00:19:45,449
Would you come off it? Nobody's
Gonna hurt you. I don't believe a word.
376
00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:49,286
You better believe
It. Oh, my god!
377
00:19:49,355 --> 00:19:53,090
I'll get your money in
A second. Oh, my god!
378
00:19:54,793 --> 00:19:56,994
Howdy, ladies. Howdy.
379
00:19:57,063 --> 00:19:58,373
Howdy. Howdy!
380
00:19:58,397 --> 00:20:00,398
Shut up.
381
00:20:01,968 --> 00:20:05,603
I like your hat.
382
00:20:05,671 --> 00:20:10,107
Excuse me, mr. Bunyan.
383
00:20:10,176 --> 00:20:12,343
You're not gonna believe this,
384
00:20:12,411 --> 00:20:15,946
But I couldn't seem to find
The money anywhere in there.
385
00:20:16,015 --> 00:20:17,848
Isn't that wild?
386
00:20:17,917 --> 00:20:20,184
The wildest. Jack!
387
00:20:20,253 --> 00:20:22,453
You're on your own.
388
00:20:22,522 --> 00:20:24,822
I love your shirt.
389
00:20:24,890 --> 00:20:28,192
Boy, you wouldn't be lying to
Me now, would ya? No, honest...
390
00:20:28,261 --> 00:20:29,871
Lying! What do you mean, lying?
391
00:20:29,895 --> 00:20:32,463
Now just one
Cotton-pickin' minute.
392
00:20:32,532 --> 00:20:35,599
Who do you think you
Are calling our jack a liar?
393
00:20:35,668 --> 00:20:37,879
Why, he is the most
Honest person we know.
394
00:20:37,903 --> 00:20:39,837
And who do you think you are,
395
00:20:39,905 --> 00:20:42,440
Busting into people's
Apartments, threatening violence?
396
00:20:42,508 --> 00:20:43,986
Well, now, I didn't exactly...
397
00:20:44,010 --> 00:20:46,688
That kind of stuff happens
To be against the law.
398
00:20:46,712 --> 00:20:50,647
Well, yes, ma'am. And
It's not very nice either!
399
00:20:50,716 --> 00:20:52,583
No, ma'am.
400
00:20:52,651 --> 00:20:55,664
Now. I am sure your
Money is here somewhere.
401
00:20:55,688 --> 00:20:59,357
Yes, ma'am. And as soon
As we find it, you'll get it!
402
00:20:59,425 --> 00:21:01,925
Yes, ma'am. But in the meantime,
403
00:21:01,995 --> 00:21:05,729
Why don't you just mosey on
Out of here and try to behave?
404
00:21:05,798 --> 00:21:08,566
Yes, ma'am.
405
00:21:08,635 --> 00:21:10,567
Take your hat off when
You're indoors, boy!
406
00:21:10,637 --> 00:21:14,538
Uh, no... Uh, yes,
Ma'am. May I leave now?
407
00:21:15,675 --> 00:21:18,342
Yeah, go ahead.
408
00:21:18,411 --> 00:21:20,011
And don't slouch!
409
00:21:25,384 --> 00:21:27,095
Well. You're pretty
Good in a pinch.
410
00:21:27,119 --> 00:21:28,730
Pretty good! Thank
You, same to you!
411
00:21:28,754 --> 00:21:32,989
Girls? Thank you.
You saved our lives!
412
00:21:33,058 --> 00:21:37,628
Can I come out now? Sure.
What were you doing in there?
413
00:21:37,697 --> 00:21:40,163
Jack. Where's the money?
414
00:21:40,233 --> 00:21:43,245
I was telling the truth,
Larry! I don't know where it is!
415
00:21:43,269 --> 00:21:45,936
Did you here that, ladies?
He's such a great kidder.
416
00:21:46,005 --> 00:21:48,038
Where's my $250?
417
00:21:48,107 --> 00:21:51,186
Are you guys talking about the money
On jack's dresser? You know where it is?
418
00:21:51,210 --> 00:21:54,078
That's what I've been
Trying to tell you!
419
00:21:54,147 --> 00:21:56,881
I saw it and said to myself,
"Jack shouldn't keep money there.
420
00:21:56,949 --> 00:22:00,517
What if a burglar would..."
Cindy! Where's the money?
421
00:22:00,586 --> 00:22:02,431
I put it under the
Mattress. Mattress!
422
00:22:02,455 --> 00:22:05,722
Wait, guys! Let's look
Under the mattress.
423
00:22:05,791 --> 00:22:09,360
There's nothing here.
I don't see anything.
424
00:22:09,428 --> 00:22:11,328
It's not here!
425
00:22:12,898 --> 00:22:16,333
Cindy, it's not here. I know!
You wouldn't let me finish!
426
00:22:16,402 --> 00:22:18,580
I put it under the
Mattress... Mattress.
427
00:22:18,604 --> 00:22:21,283
And said to myself, that's the
First place a burglar would look!
428
00:22:21,307 --> 00:22:24,086
Burglar. So I hid it in
The kitchen cupboard...
429
00:22:24,110 --> 00:22:25,776
Cupboard!
430
00:22:25,845 --> 00:22:28,244
Wait, guys!
431
00:22:34,087 --> 00:22:36,498
Cindy! There's no money here!
432
00:22:36,522 --> 00:22:40,323
I know! Well, I was thinking,
What if the burglar got hungry?
433
00:22:40,393 --> 00:22:43,927
Hungry? The first place
He'd look is in the kitchen.
434
00:22:43,996 --> 00:22:46,396
So I put it in the
Safest place I know!
435
00:22:46,465 --> 00:22:49,299
Cindy, where is the money?
436
00:22:49,368 --> 00:22:50,734
Ta-da!
437
00:22:53,506 --> 00:22:57,074
Why didn't I think of that?
438
00:22:57,142 --> 00:22:58,987
It's not all here.
Where's the rest?
439
00:22:59,011 --> 00:23:02,112
I'll help you. Where?
440
00:23:11,591 --> 00:23:13,824
That does it. I'm going
In there right now
441
00:23:13,893 --> 00:23:15,537
And tell cindy she's got to go!
442
00:23:15,561 --> 00:23:16,827
Jack, you can't do that.
443
00:23:16,896 --> 00:23:18,207
You'll break her heart.
444
00:23:18,231 --> 00:23:21,632
So, why can't we break
Something of hers for a change?
445
00:23:23,035 --> 00:23:26,169
Look, jack. I know
She's a little bit clumsy.
446
00:23:26,239 --> 00:23:29,072
But we can't just up
And fire her, can we?
447
00:23:30,476 --> 00:23:33,310
No, jack! She's our friend. Ohh.
448
00:23:35,147 --> 00:23:36,547
All through!
449
00:23:36,616 --> 00:23:39,716
You run out of dishes?
450
00:23:39,785 --> 00:23:42,453
Well, pay time!
451
00:23:42,522 --> 00:23:44,622
Yeah. Here we go.
452
00:23:46,659 --> 00:23:49,827
Here's for the lamp,
For a chafing dish.
453
00:23:49,895 --> 00:23:51,762
Here's for the vase.
454
00:23:51,831 --> 00:23:53,241
Here's for jack's bowling ball.
455
00:23:53,265 --> 00:23:58,435
Here's for... You
Broke my bowling ball?
456
00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:04,400
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