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♪ Come and knock on our door ♪
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♪ Come and knock on our door ♪
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♪ We've been waitin' for you ♪
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♪ We've been waitin' for you ♪
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♪ Where the kisses are
hers and hers and his ♪
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♪ Three's company too ♪
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♪ Come and dance on our floor ♪
♪ Come and dance on our floor ♪
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♪ Take a step that is new ♪
♪ Take a step that is new ♪
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♪ We've a loveable space
that needs your face ♪
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♪ Three's company too ♪
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♪ You'll see that life is a ball
again Laughter is calling for you ♪
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♪ Down at our rendezvous ♪
♪ Down at our rendezvous ♪
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♪ Three's company too ♪
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♪ Down at our rendezvous ♪
♪ Down at our rendezvous ♪
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♪ Three's company too ♪
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Hey! Don't forget these!
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What? Oh, my tickets!
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Terri, thanks. I could
never have gotten
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in the florist convention
without them.
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Then you'd miss
out on all the fun.
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Fun? Oh, please. I never
have any fun at these things.
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Really it's nothing
but work, work, work.
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Then why are you
taking your bikini?
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Cause my luck's gotta
change sometime.
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Say, did I tell you that
I'm gonna give a speech?
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No! Well, I am! And I think
it's a pretty good one, too.
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It's on holiday
flower decorations.
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Oh, how nice!
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I just hope I can keep all
those salesmen interested.
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Wear your bikini.
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Hi, Mr. Furley. What's up?
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Hi. Janet's taxi's here.
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Thanks, Mr. Furley. See ya!
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Bye, Darling. Keep your suit on!
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Where ya going?
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I'm going up to Santa
Barbara for a florist convention.
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Florists, huh? Well, don't
let 'em get any 'pollen' on ya.
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They'll be buzzin'
all around you.
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Get it, honey?
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Thank you, Mr. Furley. You
make leaving so much easier.
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Mr. Furley, what
can I do for you?
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You don't happen to have
any guavas around, do ya?
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No... I have some bananas.
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No, I need a guava
for this new diet I'm on.
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Supposed to turn me
into a real powerhouse.
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I know what you're
thinking... I am one already.
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But a body like this
doesn't just happen.
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I gotta keep worki" at it.
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I think you need to put
more men on the job.
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Huh? That's just
a joke, Mr. Furley.
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Hahahaha! Huh? Oh. Heh.
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Put more men on the...
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Not to worry. It
will come to you.
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Catherine!
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Terri, it's so good to see you!
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You look great! So do you!
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Oh, I'm sorry. Mr. Furley,
this is my friend
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Catherine James. Catherine,
our landlord Mr. Furley.
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How do you do.
It's nice to meet you.
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Catherine and I went
to high school together.
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We haven't seen
each other in years!
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Well, I'll leave you
two girls to talk.
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I've gotta go downstairs
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and 'put more men on the job.'
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See? She doesn't get it either.
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You look sensational. Thanks!
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I never know how to introduce
you. I don't know whether to say
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Sister Catherine,
or my friend the Nun.
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It's all right. You did fine.
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Really? Uh huh!
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I mean, gosh. There I go again.
Would you just come on in?
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Gosh it's good to
see you. I know!
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So, tell me all the news!
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Well, I told you my sister
Emily is getting married.
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Yeah, next week.
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And I thought I'd
come in ahead of time
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and talk to Father Sullivan
about my Master's thesis.
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He's my advisor. And
it gives me a chance to
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see my family and my
friends. Have some fun.
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Fun?
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We are allowed to, you know.
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Just because I'm a nun doesn't
mean I act differently than anyone else.
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Of course you don't! I'm just
gonna put on a pot of coffee.
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Oh, God Bless
you. I didn't mean it.
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Well... wellwellwellwell.
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I'm Jack Tripper. And
who might you be?
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Catherine James.
I'm a friend of Terri's.
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Well, any friend of
Terri's is a friend of mine.
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Well, thank you. Now that we're
friends, why don't we get friendly.
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Look, Jack... Oh I am.
And I like what I see.
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Don't you let a girl get
a word in edgewise?
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Uh uh. She might say no.
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Listen, how 'bout you and
me go into a little hotspot?
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They've got a great band,
and when you hear the beat...
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I don't think so.
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Ah. I hate noisy places too.
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How 'bout a play or a movie?
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Well, I... No? Okay,
you're a homebody.
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Fine with me. I like
that. I wouldn't mind
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stayin' home with
a body like you.
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Oh, I see you two have met.
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Yeah. Kate here
is really something.
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Yeah... isn't it hard
to believe she's a nun?
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Heheh...
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Nuh, nuh-nuh... you're a... no?
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A... nuh-nun? Nunun, Nun? No,
no I'm sorry. Not that you're a nun!
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But I wouldn't have said all those
things had I known... but you're not
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dressed like a nun!
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Oh, we don't have to anymore.
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Sort of kicked the habit, huh?
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I'm sorry. I'm saying
all the wrong things.
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Lordy, lordy, lo... no offense.
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Jack, relax.
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You don't have to be
on your guard with me.
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Right, Jack. Just be yourself.
Act like you usually do.
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Scratch that... Don't!
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Look. Can we start all over?
Just forget about that obnoxious,
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terrible person that was here.
The one with foot in mouth... okay?
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Hello! I'm Jack Tripper. Catherine
James. Happy to meet you.
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Me too! Okay! Now
that that's settled,
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what can we do to entertain you?
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Oh... well I've been away
for some time, so what I'd
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really like to do is see
some of my favorite places.
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Oh... I'm gonna be
busy at the hospital...
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Well, I'm not busy! I would
love to show you around.
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Oh, thanks, Jack! Are
you sure you don't mind?
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Would I lie to you?
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Wanna have some coffee? Okay.
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I'll get that.
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Hi, Jack! I got a fantastic
double date lined up tonight!
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I borrowed this convertible.
A real "lovemobile"!
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Larry, Larry. Keep it down.
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I can't! I'm too excited.
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It'll be "Greedy
Gretchen" for me.
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And she's got this friend
that... well, lemme put it this way.
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Do you have an
asbestos shirt? Look...
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Jack? Oh. You guys
want some coffee?
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Just for me. My
friend is leaving.
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Larry. Larry!
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Oh, I get it. You
got your own action.
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Okay, you bring her. You
can have the back seat!
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She's not that kind of girl.
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Then dump her.
Gretchen's friend is.
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You don't understand.
She's a nun. Who is?
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The girl you just saw!
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Huh! Jack, if you don't wanna
go, just say so. I'll understand.
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Larry, I...
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But don't insult my intelligence
with a ridiculous line like that.
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Here you go. Terri
will be right out.
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Thank you. Have a seat.
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Let's talk about this
sightseeing. Your favorite places.
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Where would you like to start?
Church? Museum? Mission?
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I was thinking more Disneyland!
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So was I! It's a
small world, after all!
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♪ It's a Small World Af... ♪
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Oh my goodness!
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Morning! Morning, Terri.
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Catherine here yet? No, not yet.
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Oh, Jack. I wanna tell
you how much I appreciate
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you showing her
around yesterday.
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Hey, it was my pleasure.
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You know, she enjoyed
being with you, too.
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She likes you. Really?
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Yeah. She loves
your sense of humor.
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You know what she told me? She said
I was more fun than a barrel of monks.
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Catherine, come on in!
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You know what I thought we'd
do today? Go to the Observatory.
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Oh, Fudge!
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Catherine, I'm shocked!
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I'm sorry. I have to
cancel our plans for today.
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Double Fudge!
How 'bout tomorrow?
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Good! Is Terri around?
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Yeah, in the kitchen.
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See you later. Okay.
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Hi, Cathy! Wanna have breakfast?
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Oh, no thanks. Oh.
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So? How's it going?
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Well, I'm gonna be
busier than I thought.
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How come? I told you
about the thesis I'm writing.
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You mean about the nuns who
leave the convent and get married.
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I thought I was finished.
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But my advisor thinks I should
include some other points of view.
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Like what? Like people
outside the church.
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Ordinary men and women.
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Why don't you ask Jack?
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No... I think it might
embarrass him. Why?
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You saw the way he acted
when he found out I was a nun!
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And this is a very heavy
subject. I can imagine.
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You don't know the half of it! Listen
to this letter I received from an ex-nun.
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I'm going to include
it in my thesis.
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I'll get it!
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Hello? Yeah?
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Sure. Uh huh, okay.
I'll tell her. Goodbye.
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I'm leaving the convent. I never
thought I would do such a thing.
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But I've just met a man who's
shown me what it is to feel alive.
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He's kind, warm, and
oh... understanding.
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And best of all, he has the
most wonderful sense of humor.
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A man who can make
me laugh like that is a
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man I want to spend
the rest of my life with.
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What's the matter?
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Jack? You look like
you've seen the devil!
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I probably will!
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What happened?
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Huh? Uh, uh... nothing. I uh...
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I just... tried to hang
up and I missed.
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Oh.
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Hi, buddy. I thought we'd
take in a movie tonight.
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Anything you'd like to see?
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A nun is in love with me.
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Sounds kinky.
Where's it playing?
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Larry. You don't understand.
Catherine is a nun.
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Don't start that
again! It's the truth!
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Well, she doesn't
look like a nun.
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What is she... undercover?
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Larry. It's no joke.
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I heard her telling Terri that
she wants to leave the convent
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and spend the rest
of her life with me.
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Thin ice, Jack. You don't
want Him coming down on you.
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What! Well, you know.
Lightning. Thunderbolts.
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Will you be serious!
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Jack! Come on, it's
gotta be a mistake!
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Why don't you talk
to her? Clear it up.
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You're right. It's
gotta be a mistake.
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Catherine! Could I see
you out here for a second?
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I will see you later.
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No, Larry. Wait! Nonononono.
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This is strictly
between you, her and...
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Yes, Jack?
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Catherine, I... I couldn't help but
overhear what you were telling Terri.
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And?
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And I think we oughtta
have a talk. Please.
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Oh, I'm so glad to
hear you say that.
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Well then. How would you
feel about marrying an ex-nun?
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Meh meh meh meh mah mah
mah mah mah mah meh mah?
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I mean, do you think you could
treat her like a normal person?
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No. No. Why?
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Why? Well...
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Look. Catherine.
You've gotta face it.
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A nun doesn't know anything
about the outside world. See?
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00:12:50,002 --> 00:12:54,739
When she meets someone
handsome, witty, an all-around good guy,
241
00:12:54,808 --> 00:12:58,443
naturally she'll think
she's in love, but she's not.
242
00:12:58,511 --> 00:13:01,412
It's just a temporary
infatuation.
243
00:13:01,481 --> 00:13:04,549
Jack! I'm talking about
real and lasting love.
244
00:13:04,617 --> 00:13:07,352
There's no such thing!
245
00:13:07,420 --> 00:13:11,389
If you wanna go see Father
Sullivan, we better go now.
246
00:13:11,457 --> 00:13:13,435
Okay. He's advising
me on this. Oh, I hope so.
247
00:13:13,459 --> 00:13:15,338
And then we have to
discuss the wedding.
248
00:13:15,362 --> 00:13:18,429
The weh-weh-weh-weh-weh,
weh wuh, wuh, w...
249
00:13:18,498 --> 00:13:20,165
Bye, Jack!
250
00:13:25,672 --> 00:13:28,239
You better fix that!
251
00:13:28,308 --> 00:13:30,975
Jack, I heard everything!
You were right!
252
00:13:31,044 --> 00:13:34,245
She's not even waiting for
advice, she's planning the wedding!
253
00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:36,381
How can I make her get over me?
254
00:13:36,449 --> 00:13:40,317
Uh, uh, you gotta make
her think that you're a loser.
255
00:13:40,387 --> 00:13:42,164
Okay. A Zero. A Zilch.
An absolute nothing.
256
00:13:42,188 --> 00:13:44,148
How do I do that?
Shouldn't be too hard.
257
00:13:44,190 --> 00:13:46,123
I need your help! What do I do?
258
00:13:46,192 --> 00:13:51,095
We'll make her think that you're a
hopeless drunk. We'll go to a bar...
259
00:14:04,344 --> 00:14:06,444
Well, hi, Catherine. Come on in.
260
00:14:06,513 --> 00:14:08,090
Hi, Larry. Is Jack here?
261
00:14:08,114 --> 00:14:10,347
I'm afraid not. Poor guy.
262
00:14:10,416 --> 00:14:12,283
Poor guy?
263
00:14:12,352 --> 00:14:15,453
What's that? Huh?
This? Oh! This. I, uh...
264
00:14:15,522 --> 00:14:19,123
Oh, darn. I tried to hide
this from you. It's Jack's.
265
00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:22,894
You dragged it out of me.
266
00:14:22,962 --> 00:14:24,695
I don't understand.
267
00:14:24,764 --> 00:14:26,074
He started drinking again.
268
00:14:26,098 --> 00:14:27,098
Again?
269
00:14:27,166 --> 00:14:30,968
Yeah... and he
was doing so well!
270
00:14:31,037 --> 00:14:35,372
Why, here! Read this.
271
00:14:35,441 --> 00:14:38,375
"Dear friends. I fell
off the wagon again,
272
00:14:38,444 --> 00:14:42,179
"and I hate myself."
See what I mean?
273
00:14:42,248 --> 00:14:45,549
"I am not worthy of
anyone's friendship or love."
274
00:14:45,618 --> 00:14:49,653
He's right about that. I
wish we could help him!
275
00:14:53,126 --> 00:14:57,428
"Don't try to help me. The only
help I want comes from a bottle.
276
00:14:57,497 --> 00:15:01,633
"Chuck's Bar and Grill.
Yours unworthily, Jack."
277
00:15:01,701 --> 00:15:03,534
Poor guy!
278
00:15:03,603 --> 00:15:05,903
Larry, you've got
to take me there.
279
00:15:05,972 --> 00:15:08,740
Hey, you don't need reservations.
Chuck's is kind of laid back.
280
00:15:08,808 --> 00:15:10,486
I'm calling my dad.
281
00:15:10,510 --> 00:15:13,055
Captain James, please.
Is he in the Army?
282
00:15:13,079 --> 00:15:16,681
No, he's a policeman.
283
00:15:16,750 --> 00:15:21,018
Hello, father? Can we discuss
the wedding plans later?
284
00:15:21,087 --> 00:15:25,222
Well, I've got to meet a
friend at Chuck's Bar and Grill.
285
00:15:25,292 --> 00:15:28,926
Oh come on, father. You
think every place is a dive.
286
00:15:28,995 --> 00:15:31,173
Don't worry. I'll be careful.
287
00:15:31,197 --> 00:15:32,241
See you later.
288
00:15:32,265 --> 00:15:36,967
Let's go while
there's still time.
289
00:15:37,036 --> 00:15:38,681
Hi, Larry. Nobody's home.
290
00:15:38,705 --> 00:15:40,883
Uh, listen. I got paint
all over my hands.
291
00:15:40,907 --> 00:15:44,220
You wouldn't know if there's
a bottle of turpentine up here?
292
00:15:44,244 --> 00:15:45,554
I think Jack drank it.
293
00:15:49,582 --> 00:15:52,183
Drank it? No...
294
00:16:34,360 --> 00:16:36,694
"Unworthily yours, Jack"?
295
00:16:36,763 --> 00:16:39,663
Oh my God!
296
00:16:39,733 --> 00:16:44,535
I gotta do something!
297
00:16:44,603 --> 00:16:46,871
Big trouble! Look at this!
298
00:16:48,708 --> 00:16:51,809
Darn telephone company.
What do they know?
299
00:16:51,877 --> 00:16:55,846
I gotta do this...
I gotta... I got...
300
00:16:55,915 --> 00:16:58,515
I gotta calm down.
301
00:16:58,584 --> 00:17:01,518
Calm down.
302
00:17:07,827 --> 00:17:11,328
Ahhh! Ahhh!
303
00:17:11,397 --> 00:17:13,309
Mr. Furley! What's the matter?
304
00:17:13,333 --> 00:17:15,733
Jack drank my turpentine!
305
00:17:15,802 --> 00:17:19,970
I mean he's been
drinking! I... here! Look!
306
00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:21,950
Wait, Mr. Furley,
I can't read it!
307
00:17:21,974 --> 00:17:24,041
I didn't say read
it! I said look at it!
308
00:17:24,109 --> 00:17:26,110
Come on with me!
We got a life to save!
309
00:17:26,178 --> 00:17:27,938
What! Wait, Mr. Furley...
310
00:17:38,258 --> 00:17:40,958
All right. That's it for you.
311
00:17:41,026 --> 00:17:43,472
This ain't a flophouse!
312
00:17:43,496 --> 00:17:48,932
Come on! Get out of
here, you no-good bum!
313
00:17:49,002 --> 00:17:50,282
See ya tomorrow!
314
00:18:14,060 --> 00:18:15,960
It's kinda warm in
here, don't you...?
315
00:18:16,029 --> 00:18:21,398
Look, I don't care if you drink it
or wear it. As long as you pay for it.
316
00:18:21,467 --> 00:18:24,134
I'll get you another one.
Appreciate it. Thank you.
317
00:18:28,875 --> 00:18:30,407
See?
318
00:18:30,476 --> 00:18:35,813
Look at him. Hopeless drunk. He's
too far gone to save. We better go.
319
00:18:35,882 --> 00:18:39,416
We can't leave. He needs love and
understanding more than ever now.
320
00:18:43,590 --> 00:18:48,158
Uh... if you need any help, I'll be
outside in the car with the motor running.
321
00:18:53,966 --> 00:18:55,232
Jack?
322
00:18:59,538 --> 00:19:01,472
I found your note.
323
00:19:01,541 --> 00:19:07,478
Oh my God! I'm so ashamed!
324
00:19:07,547 --> 00:19:13,217
I never meant for
you to see me like this!
325
00:19:13,285 --> 00:19:15,352
It's about time!
326
00:19:25,864 --> 00:19:29,533
Poor Jack. I don't
want your pity!
327
00:19:29,602 --> 00:19:35,072
Now that you've seen me how I
really am... you might as well leave.
328
00:19:35,141 --> 00:19:38,176
Abandon you? I'll never do that.
329
00:19:38,244 --> 00:19:40,278
Never?
330
00:19:40,346 --> 00:19:45,616
Bartender, I'll have a double!
331
00:19:45,684 --> 00:19:47,517
Oh look! Look!
332
00:19:47,586 --> 00:19:52,522
There he is! Oh my gosh. He
must be drunk. He's with a girl.
333
00:19:57,897 --> 00:20:02,266
Mr. Furley, I think you
better let me handle this.
334
00:20:02,334 --> 00:20:04,374
All right. I'll be at the bar.
335
00:20:06,472 --> 00:20:09,840
Jack, what's going on?
336
00:20:09,909 --> 00:20:11,586
What are you doing
in a place like this...
337
00:20:11,610 --> 00:20:13,477
with a woman like that?
338
00:20:13,546 --> 00:20:16,347
Now, just a moment...
Get lost, sister!
339
00:20:19,117 --> 00:20:23,487
Come on, Jack. Lemme get
you out... oh! It must be true!
340
00:20:23,555 --> 00:20:27,591
You smell like a brewery!
Look, don't bother the customers!
341
00:20:27,660 --> 00:20:28,926
Wha... Hey!
342
00:20:28,995 --> 00:20:30,461
Who's she?
343
00:20:30,530 --> 00:20:33,397
Crazy Annie. She's always
looking for a free drink.
344
00:20:37,769 --> 00:20:41,872
Jack? I'm not leaving here until I
get some answers and that's that!
345
00:20:41,941 --> 00:20:45,976
You'll never find the answer
in the bottom of a bottle, Annie!
346
00:20:46,045 --> 00:20:47,344
Listen, you!
347
00:20:47,413 --> 00:20:50,347
I told you, lady. Hey, listen...
348
00:20:50,416 --> 00:20:52,861
Listen, you big goon! I don't want
you giving him any more to drink, okay?
349
00:20:52,885 --> 00:20:54,952
Is that so? Yeah.
350
00:20:55,021 --> 00:20:56,098
And what do you want!
351
00:20:56,122 --> 00:20:57,387
Nothing!
352
00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:03,739
I don't need you. I
don't need anybody.
353
00:21:03,763 --> 00:21:05,540
All I need is this.
354
00:21:05,564 --> 00:21:08,332
No!
355
00:21:08,400 --> 00:21:10,045
All right, that's it for you.
356
00:21:10,069 --> 00:21:11,335
Wait! Wait!
357
00:21:11,403 --> 00:21:12,915
You can't do that to her!
358
00:21:12,939 --> 00:21:14,404
Oh, no?
359
00:21:20,046 --> 00:21:24,848
Look. You're wasting
your time. I'm no good.
360
00:21:24,917 --> 00:21:28,085
Father! Father?
Where's his collar?
361
00:21:28,153 --> 00:21:29,153
What?
362
00:21:29,221 --> 00:21:31,266
I gotta talk to you. Listen.
363
00:21:31,290 --> 00:21:33,635
I don't know what
Catherine's told you about me,
364
00:21:33,659 --> 00:21:35,237
but I'm Jack Tripper.
You see, Father?
365
00:21:35,261 --> 00:21:37,628
I'm not your father.
366
00:21:37,696 --> 00:21:40,142
Well, I know I don't
belong to the same church...
367
00:21:40,166 --> 00:21:42,645
We gotta get out of here. We have
to discuss the wedding arrangements.
368
00:21:42,669 --> 00:21:44,313
There can't be any wedding!
369
00:21:44,337 --> 00:21:48,071
What! It's a mistake! She's
choosing a bum for a husband!
370
00:21:48,140 --> 00:21:50,741
You can't talk about
my Emily like that!
371
00:21:50,810 --> 00:21:52,221
Emily? I'm talking
about Catherine!
372
00:21:52,245 --> 00:21:53,989
She wants to leave the
convent and marry me!
373
00:21:54,013 --> 00:21:56,614
What? Are you out of your mind?
374
00:21:56,682 --> 00:21:58,760
All right, cut it out
or I'll call the cops!
375
00:21:58,784 --> 00:22:01,085
I am the cops!
376
00:22:01,154 --> 00:22:03,594
Drinks are on the house!
377
00:22:05,191 --> 00:22:08,091
Jack! Where did you
ever get an idea like that?
378
00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:11,795
That's what you told Terri in the
kitchen this morning, I heard you!
379
00:22:11,864 --> 00:22:17,735
Oh, no! I was reading a letter from
an ex-nun that I'm using in my thesis.
380
00:22:17,803 --> 00:22:19,180
Thesis? Uh huh.
381
00:22:19,204 --> 00:22:20,549
But... th... the wedding...
382
00:22:20,573 --> 00:22:25,342
That's my sister. Emily.
383
00:22:25,411 --> 00:22:27,945
Oh... ohhh!
384
00:22:28,013 --> 00:22:33,350
Now I understand. So your
father... isn't really your father.
385
00:22:33,419 --> 00:22:34,751
What!
386
00:22:34,820 --> 00:22:36,732
I mean you're a father but
not a father-father. Father.
387
00:22:36,756 --> 00:22:37,796
Here you are, folks.
388
00:22:37,823 --> 00:22:39,401
I could sure use a drink.
389
00:22:39,425 --> 00:22:41,069
Now that that's
settled I don't...
390
00:22:41,093 --> 00:22:42,773
I told you, no more drinks!
391
00:22:59,946 --> 00:23:02,157
Listen, Janet! How long
are you gonna stay mad?
392
00:23:02,181 --> 00:23:03,747
"Crazy Annie", huh?
393
00:23:03,816 --> 00:23:05,494
Annie, I wha... I mean,
Jannie, Janet, Janet...
394
00:23:05,518 --> 00:23:06,962
Ahh! Jack!
395
00:23:06,986 --> 00:23:09,786
Can I just...
396
00:23:09,855 --> 00:23:12,122
Hiya Jack. Where have you been?
397
00:23:12,191 --> 00:23:15,671
I've been trying to get Catherine to
change her mind about marrying me.
398
00:23:15,695 --> 00:23:18,195
Marrying you? But she's a nun!
399
00:23:18,263 --> 00:23:19,563
I know that!
400
00:23:19,632 --> 00:23:20,898
Then why would sh...
401
00:23:20,966 --> 00:23:23,834
You don't understand anything!
402
00:23:27,673 --> 00:23:31,113
Oh. Hiya, Janet. How
was the convention?
403
00:23:32,244 --> 00:23:34,645
Are you okay? No. I'm not okay.
404
00:23:34,714 --> 00:23:36,146
What's the matter?
405
00:23:36,215 --> 00:23:39,583
How would you like to
be called "Crazy Annie"?
406
00:23:39,652 --> 00:23:42,319
And have people thinking
that you were a drunk?
407
00:23:42,388 --> 00:23:44,922
And have some big
palooka pick you up?
408
00:23:44,990 --> 00:23:48,325
I swear I was only trying to
help him. This guy picks me up,
409
00:23:48,394 --> 00:23:50,594
throws me over his shoulder,
I'm yelling, I'm screaming,
410
00:23:50,663 --> 00:23:52,463
he tosses me right
out in the street...
411
00:23:52,532 --> 00:23:53,931
What do you say to that?
412
00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:58,068
Keep away from
florist conventions!
413
00:23:58,137 --> 00:24:03,073
You don't understand anything,
Terri! I can't believe this!
414
00:24:05,244 --> 00:24:08,512
I'm going back to the psycho
ward where people make sense!
415
00:24:57,162 --> 00:25:00,122
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