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♪ come and knock on our door ♪
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♪ come and knock on our door ♪
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♪ we've been waitin' for you ♪
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♪ we've been waitin' for you ♪
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♪ where the kisses are
Hers and hers and his ♪
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♪ three's company too ♪
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♪ come and dance on our floor ♪
♪ come and dance on our floor ♪
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♪ take a step that is new ♪
♪ take a step that is new ♪
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♪ we've a loveable space
That needs your face ♪
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♪ three's company too ♪
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♪ you'll see that life is a ball
Again laughter is calling for you ♪
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♪ down at our rendezvous ♪
♪ down at our rendezvous ♪
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♪ three's company too ♪
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♪ down at our rendezvous ♪
♪ down at our rendezvous ♪
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♪ three's company too ♪
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Lift 'em.
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Okay. Well.
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I'm all done. And you didn't
Lift one finger to help me.
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I lifted my feet, didn't I?
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Thank you.
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Janet, I don't understand
Why you're making such a fuss
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Doing all this cleaning.
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Jack, our new roommate
Is gonna be here any minute.
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Terri's a nurse. She's used to
The way things are at the hospital.
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You want me to get sick?
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I want you to put the
Vacuum cleaner away.
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I was gonna do that.
"I was gonna do that."
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Jack? Hmm?
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I was wondering...
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Do you think terri's pretty?
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Oh, come on. You know I never pay
Attention to those kind of things.
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Come on. Just
Answer the question.
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Well, yeah, she's pretty. Oh.
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Well, hey, you're pretty too.
You don't have to say that.
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Okay, you're not pretty. Jack.
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My toes. My toes.
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I didn't mean to do
That. Look, jack...
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Let's don't have
Any problems, okay?
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When terri gets here,
No fooling around.
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Janet, ever since I've lived here,
Have I ever stepped out of line?
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And didn't I step
Right back again?
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Look, jack, just try
To control yourself.
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I just hope she can
Control herself.
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What? You know me
And my animal magnetism.
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Hi! Come in!
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I finally made it! We've
Been waitin' for you.
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Jack, aren't you
Gonna say hello?
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Oh, hi. I didn't see you. I
Was so busy vacuuming.
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That's enough
"Hello." excuse me.
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Why don't you get her bags.
That's okay. Don't bother.
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I've got a few guys from work
To help me. Come on in, guys.
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That should go right
Down over there.
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You came in an ambulance?
They were headed this way.
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Oh, janet and jack,
This is fred and rick.
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Nice to meet you. You fellows are a
Lot more careful than regular movers.
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Regular movers don't carry
Things that scream if you drop them.
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Thanks again, guys. I
Really appreciate it.
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See you at work.
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Well, time to get to work.
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We'll help you. Look at this!
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A violin!
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Do you play the
Violin? Oh, well, I...
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Come on! Please play
Something for us.
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Ah, no. I... Come on.
Don't be bashful.
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Go ahead. Okay.
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A-one and a-two and
A-three and a-four.
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♪♪
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I just started taking lessons.
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You could have fooled us. Whoa.
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Hey! Who's killing
A cat up here?
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Oh, it's you.
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Movin' in, huh?
Yeah, I just got here.
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Oh, good.
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Oh, janet. I came up here to
Remind you about our date tonight.
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Date?
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Yeah. Our scrabble match.
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I'm down 75 cents and
I intend to win it back.
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Oh, right. Sure. How's
9:00 sound? Fine, fine.
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As long as I'm here...
Welcome to the building, terri.
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Thank you. Here, let me
Help you with your rat.
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Rat!
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Oh... Harry's not a
Rat. He's a hamster.
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Hamster! Rat! Whatever!
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Didn't they tell you the rules? No
Animals allowed. I want him out of here!
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You can't do that, mr. Furley.
Either he goes or you all do!
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But, mr. Furley... I don't wanna
Hear another word about it.
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You guys, I'll get rid of him.
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Good-bye, little fella.
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I know you... What's that?
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I know your little hamster-heart
Is breaking. Mine is too.
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But this man, here, says I
Can't keep you because...
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Because...
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Oh, I can't tell
Him. You tell him.
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That's ridiculous.
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Animals don't understand...
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Will you make him stop
Lookin' at me like that?
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All right! He can stay!
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But one loud nibble
And out you go!
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And, you, janet...
Scrabble, 9:00 sharp!
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Hey, terri, nice going! Really!
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Come on, harry. I'll
Show you your new home!
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Boy, she sure knows how to
Handle furley. So does harry.
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Yeah, this is it.
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Come on in here. Coming! Coming!
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Coming. Co... Oh!
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I like it.
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It's quite small.
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Uh... Excuse me. Let's
See what's in here.
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Um... Uh-huh.
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Well, it could do with a little
Soap and water and a coat of paint.
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Yeah. Blue would be nice.
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Blue? Oh, I'm so
Glad you're here!
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Isn't this a great little place?
I love it! What do you think?
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Well... You hate it.
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No, no, no. It's very nice.
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Did you hear that? They love it!
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That's wonderful. Who are they?
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Janet and jack, this
Is my dad and my mom.
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Hello. Mr. Alden. I'm sorry.
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Hello, mrs. Alden.
Nice to meet you.
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And my little sister,
Samantha. Samantha.
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You can call me sam.
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I get my braces
Off in another year
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And mom says I should
Start filling out soon.
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She's... So cute.
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Why don't we all sit
Down? We can't stay.
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We just dropped in to see where
Our little girl is going to live.
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And who she'll be living with.
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Well, she'll be living with this
Little girl here. Janet. Right.
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Whose room is this?
Mine. Well, ah... Sure, yeah.
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I live here too, but only in there and just
To pay the rent. It's all very innocent.
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I'll just bet.
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Can't we get braces
For her tongue?
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You just relax, son,
'cause we trust terri.
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Bless you. Well, terri is a lovely girl
And I know we're gonna have tons of fun.
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Not too much fun.
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Well, come on, mother.
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Sam, we'd better be going.
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These kids probably wanna get
Back to whatever they were doing.
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I'll bet they do.
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Now, sam, out.
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Out, out. Out,
Out, out, out, out.
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Ta-ta. It was nice
Meeting you all.
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Good-bye, lolita. Nice
To meet you. Bye-bye.
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Well, oh, well, that's
Quite a family. Oh, thanks.
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Especially your little sister.
Are they gonna keep her?
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Jack! I was only kidding.
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Here, let me get this out of the way
So nobody could damage themselves.
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Did you see the look on jack's face
When he noticed how big your dad was?
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I know. I always had a lot of first
Dates, but hardly any seconds.
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I had the same problem.
Was your dad big too?
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No, I just couldn't
Get second dates.
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I'm gonna go empty a closet
So you have some room. Okay.
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I'm gonna go
Through these boxes.
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Well... Hello.
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You're here.
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They said you were sharp.
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Still unpacking, huh?
Yeah. Everything's a mess.
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No, not everything.
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If you want jack, he's in there.
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No big hurry. So, what do
You think of my buddy jack?
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Oh, I think he's really nice.
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The best. You'll see when
You get to know him better.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Of course, jack was a
Lot more fun before...
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Before what? Never mind. I
Should never have brought it up.
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Okay. Before june.
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Before june? Darn it!
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All right. As long
As it slipped out.
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She's the girl jack
Was crazy about.
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Oh. She dropped
Him just like that.
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Oh! Oh, that's terrible.
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He never got over her.
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And he seems so happy-go-lucky.
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That's jack!
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Laughing on the outside,
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But on the inside,
Crying like a baby.
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Oh, poor jack.
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Yeah. Since then...
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The man has lost all
Confidence in himself.
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Well, isn't there
Anything that can be done?
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I don't think so. Unless...
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No. Unless what?
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No, forget it. It wouldn't
Have worked anyway.
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No, tell me. Maybe I can help.
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I was just thinking...
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If you could just
Boost his ego a little bit.
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How? I don't know.
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Maybe just be extra nice to him.
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Like some tender loving
Care or a little stroking.
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Well, what about janet?
She doesn't need any stroking.
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What?
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No, I mean, janet isn't very
Good at that sort of thing.
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You're more sensitive.
After all, you are a nurse.
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You understand about... Pain.
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Oh.
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You leave it to me.
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Good. Terri!
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Oh. Coming.
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Hey, larry. What's
Happening? Hey, pal.
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You remember when you kept me
From hitting on that little redhead?
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Yeah. I told you her boyfriend's a
Wrestler. I didn't know that then.
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You saved my life.
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Forget it. Sometime, you can do me
A favor. I just did, you little devil.
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Did larry leave? Yeah.
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What did he want? I don't know.
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He just came by to say
Hi. I think he's really nice.
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Oh... But not as
Nice as you, jack.
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Oh, come on.
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No, I mean it.
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And besides being nice, I think
You're very good-looking.
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Well...
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And you're not even aware of it.
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Aware of what? Oh,
Good-looking? Me? No, I'm not!
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That's just what I mean.
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You know, most guys
Are so conceited.
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Don't ya hate that?
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I can't stand conceit in a guy.
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Oh... You are so cute.
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No, no. Sometimes I don't
Even wanna see a mirror.
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I just get up in there. Then
Other times, usually at night, I...
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What?
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Did you put her
Up to that? What?
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"You're so cute!" that?
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I didn't even hear that.
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Jack, could you give me a
Hand in the bedroom? You bet ya!
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Aren't you forgetting the
Scrabble game? That can wait, jack.
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I'll be with you
In just a minute!
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Now... That's okay.
I'm a little tired.
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So I think I'm
Gonna hit the sack.
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Oh, you are? Oh, in
That case, I'll be going.
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Good night. Night.
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Right after I get
Better acquainted
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With my handsome new roommate.
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Right! Right you
Are, terri! Good idea.
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We could spend all evening
Getting to know each other.
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'cause I tell you, I would like for
Us to just be like brother and sister.
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You know? The best of friends. Isn't
This nice? Like one big, happy family.
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Yeah, a sardine family.
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Weren't you on your way down
To furley? What, for scrabble?
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He's probably forgot by now.
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00:13:15,895 --> 00:13:19,497
Open up, janet! I
Know you're in there!
243
00:13:19,566 --> 00:13:21,443
He didn't forget.
Go answer the door.
244
00:13:21,467 --> 00:13:23,601
No. The man is our landlord.
245
00:13:23,670 --> 00:13:25,281
He gets moody. I'll get it.
246
00:13:25,305 --> 00:13:27,805
Open the door.
247
00:13:27,874 --> 00:13:30,986
I'm really tired! Oh, no. You're
Not gonna weasel out of this one.
248
00:13:31,010 --> 00:13:35,713
We're talkin' about
75 centavos here.
249
00:13:35,781 --> 00:13:39,851
Mr. Furley... If you've got
Anything else to say, spell it!
250
00:13:41,387 --> 00:13:42,853
Freeze! I mean...
251
00:13:42,923 --> 00:13:45,723
I mean, don't anybody move.
252
00:13:45,792 --> 00:13:49,394
I mean, this is only
Gonna take me a minute.
253
00:13:50,630 --> 00:13:53,397
She gets a little high-strung.
254
00:13:54,968 --> 00:13:57,502
Well... Here we are.
255
00:13:57,570 --> 00:14:00,437
Well, here we are.
256
00:14:00,507 --> 00:14:03,173
Lordy, lordy, lordy.
257
00:14:03,242 --> 00:14:06,443
You know, I was hoping
We'd have some time alone.
258
00:14:06,513 --> 00:14:08,579
You were? I was hoping that too.
259
00:14:08,648 --> 00:14:11,949
Only I was afraid to
Hope that you hoped it.
260
00:14:12,018 --> 00:14:15,152
Jack. Huh?
261
00:14:15,221 --> 00:14:16,821
What do you see?
262
00:14:18,290 --> 00:14:20,358
Just an ordinary guy. No!
263
00:14:20,426 --> 00:14:22,559
Not an ordinary guy!
264
00:14:22,628 --> 00:14:24,896
You're somebody special,
265
00:14:24,964 --> 00:14:26,663
And don't you ever forget it.
266
00:14:26,732 --> 00:14:28,266
I won't. I won't.
267
00:14:28,334 --> 00:14:31,236
What I'm trying to say is that
You should have more confidence.
268
00:14:32,639 --> 00:14:35,573
I'll try.
269
00:14:35,642 --> 00:14:40,411
Do you know what I
Really want you to do?
270
00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:44,882
What?
271
00:14:44,951 --> 00:14:46,851
Talk. Talk?
272
00:14:48,287 --> 00:14:50,721
I want you to tell me
Everything about yourself.
273
00:14:50,790 --> 00:14:52,590
E-everything?
274
00:14:52,659 --> 00:14:56,060
That's right. I wanna
Get to know you.
275
00:14:56,129 --> 00:15:00,865
I mean, really... Know you.
276
00:15:03,936 --> 00:15:08,172
It all started in a
Little town in arizona.
277
00:15:08,241 --> 00:15:12,076
Mommy and daddy
Met at a church picnic.
278
00:15:13,279 --> 00:15:14,946
I'll be right back.
279
00:15:15,014 --> 00:15:17,381
Where you going? Upstairs.
280
00:15:17,450 --> 00:15:21,252
It is terri's first night... Why
Are you so worried about terri?
281
00:15:21,321 --> 00:15:22,920
Jack's with her, isn't he?
282
00:15:22,989 --> 00:15:24,200
Yes.
283
00:15:24,224 --> 00:15:26,123
It's your turn.
284
00:15:35,969 --> 00:15:38,168
"Molie?"
285
00:15:38,237 --> 00:15:42,239
You're right. Probably not a word.
I'll dash upstairs, check my dictionary.
286
00:15:42,308 --> 00:15:44,108
Get back here!
287
00:15:45,478 --> 00:15:48,413
No need to check
Your dictionary.
288
00:15:48,481 --> 00:15:51,148
Well, if you're
Challenging me... I'm not.
289
00:15:51,217 --> 00:15:53,851
Molie's a word. It is?
290
00:15:53,920 --> 00:15:56,620
Yeah, I use it all the time.
291
00:15:56,689 --> 00:15:58,255
"Holy molie."
292
00:16:00,459 --> 00:16:02,460
"Gauca-molie."
293
00:16:03,763 --> 00:16:06,397
Go ahead. Take your score.
294
00:16:09,702 --> 00:16:12,403
My mother didn't raise
Many stupid children.
295
00:16:14,573 --> 00:16:16,841
There's just you and
Your brother bart, right?
296
00:16:23,249 --> 00:16:27,651
Then during the third
Grade, my dog, koko, ran away.
297
00:16:27,720 --> 00:16:30,254
Oh, that must have
Been a rough time.
298
00:16:30,323 --> 00:16:32,956
Hey... I've had a lot rougher.
299
00:16:34,561 --> 00:16:36,126
Are you thinking of june?
300
00:16:36,195 --> 00:16:39,130
No. Koko ran away in september.
301
00:16:40,199 --> 00:16:41,632
After the third grade...
302
00:16:41,701 --> 00:16:44,068
Jack, what about, um...
303
00:16:45,604 --> 00:16:46,637
Girlfriends?
304
00:16:48,742 --> 00:16:50,674
G-girlfriends?
305
00:16:50,744 --> 00:16:54,545
Well, terri, I don't
Know that many girls.
306
00:16:54,614 --> 00:16:56,513
What's the matter with your arm?
307
00:16:56,582 --> 00:16:58,594
Uh, my arm? It's just a...
308
00:16:58,618 --> 00:17:00,384
It's just an old navy injury.
309
00:17:00,453 --> 00:17:02,987
My back tightens up
On me every so often.
310
00:17:03,056 --> 00:17:04,989
I've got just the
Thing for that.
311
00:17:05,058 --> 00:17:07,737
Do you? Come right over
Here and lie right down.
312
00:17:07,761 --> 00:17:10,261
Lie down, right there.
313
00:17:11,631 --> 00:17:13,430
Well, if you insist.
314
00:17:14,500 --> 00:17:18,035
This way.
315
00:17:18,104 --> 00:17:20,337
Oh, yep, yep, yep.
316
00:17:20,406 --> 00:17:22,273
You really are tight. I am?
317
00:17:22,341 --> 00:17:25,121
Boy, am I gonna loosen
You up. Oh, great.
318
00:17:27,013 --> 00:17:28,457
Wait, wait.
319
00:17:28,481 --> 00:17:31,749
What's that?
320
00:17:31,818 --> 00:17:33,529
I'll go see. No, you don't!
321
00:17:33,553 --> 00:17:37,088
We're gonna finish this game
If we have to play all night!
322
00:17:37,157 --> 00:17:39,190
All night?
323
00:17:39,259 --> 00:17:42,360
Hold it, mr. Furley. Hear that?
324
00:17:42,428 --> 00:17:45,763
Hear what? Mosquito.
Big mosquito. Right there.
325
00:17:45,831 --> 00:17:49,700
Where? It's okay. I can get it.
Don't worry. I can get this guy.
326
00:17:51,770 --> 00:17:53,804
Got him!
327
00:17:53,873 --> 00:17:55,339
Look at that!
328
00:17:55,407 --> 00:17:58,242
You've messed up the whole game.
329
00:17:58,311 --> 00:18:01,011
Darn.
330
00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:05,749
Guess we'll just have to
Quit with you 50 points ahead.
331
00:18:05,818 --> 00:18:06,917
Means you win.
332
00:18:08,788 --> 00:18:10,721
Oh.
333
00:18:10,790 --> 00:18:12,523
What a shame.
334
00:18:12,592 --> 00:18:15,192
I guess it is the
Only fair thing to do.
335
00:18:15,261 --> 00:18:16,427
Yeah. Bye!
336
00:18:16,495 --> 00:18:19,163
You don't have to
Rush off. Yes, I do!
337
00:18:19,232 --> 00:18:21,732
There's another game
Going on upstairs!
338
00:18:23,569 --> 00:18:26,270
How do you feel?
339
00:18:26,339 --> 00:18:29,173
Just peachy.
340
00:18:29,242 --> 00:18:33,244
Oh, yeah, that's much looser.
341
00:18:33,312 --> 00:18:35,579
And how does the back feel?
342
00:18:35,648 --> 00:18:38,749
Oh, it feels wonderful.
343
00:18:38,818 --> 00:18:41,318
That's delicious. Hi, janet.
344
00:18:41,387 --> 00:18:43,921
Hi, janet. Janet!
345
00:18:43,990 --> 00:18:46,757
May I see you in the kitchen?
She was massaging my neck.
346
00:18:46,826 --> 00:18:48,392
I'll do it.
347
00:18:51,698 --> 00:18:53,864
You mind telling me
What you were doing?
348
00:18:53,933 --> 00:18:56,133
Janet, I was an
Innocent bystander.
349
00:18:56,201 --> 00:18:57,868
She had her arms around me.
350
00:18:57,937 --> 00:19:00,037
And you had your
Arms around her!
351
00:19:00,106 --> 00:19:02,974
Well, I didn't wanna be rude.
352
00:19:03,042 --> 00:19:06,777
Jack! It's not my fault women
Can't keep their hands off me.
353
00:19:06,846 --> 00:19:09,347
It's something I've
Learned to live with.
354
00:19:09,415 --> 00:19:11,849
I'll have to talk to
Terri. I'll go with you.
355
00:19:11,917 --> 00:19:14,418
Sit! Stay!
356
00:19:15,855 --> 00:19:19,156
Terri, uh... Terri. Yeah?
357
00:19:19,225 --> 00:19:20,625
Come on over here.
358
00:19:20,693 --> 00:19:22,893
Come over here and sit down.
359
00:19:22,962 --> 00:19:25,896
I'd like to talk to
You. About what?
360
00:19:25,965 --> 00:19:28,832
Uh, about, um, the three of us
361
00:19:28,901 --> 00:19:31,302
Living here together.
362
00:19:31,371 --> 00:19:34,071
Everything's all
Right, isn't it? No, it isn't.
363
00:19:34,140 --> 00:19:36,173
It isn't? No.
364
00:19:38,644 --> 00:19:41,378
Let me put it to you this way.
365
00:19:43,549 --> 00:19:46,250
If one-third of the three of us
366
00:19:46,318 --> 00:19:50,187
Had something going on with the
Second third of the three of us,
367
00:19:50,256 --> 00:19:54,691
It could get kind of sticky around here
For the third third of the three of us.
368
00:19:54,761 --> 00:19:57,828
Get my drift?
369
00:19:57,897 --> 00:19:59,897
Oh, sure!
370
00:19:59,966 --> 00:20:03,467
If you've got something going
With jack, it won't bother me at all.
371
00:20:03,536 --> 00:20:06,270
Oh, thanks. No! No!
372
00:20:06,339 --> 00:20:08,772
I'm talking about you.
373
00:20:08,841 --> 00:20:12,809
Me? Jack said that you
Couldn't keep your hands off him.
374
00:20:33,499 --> 00:20:35,232
And you believed him!
375
00:20:37,035 --> 00:20:38,836
Not anymore.
376
00:20:44,076 --> 00:20:47,545
No problem. It was my fault.
377
00:20:47,613 --> 00:20:49,780
Oh, jackie-poo.
378
00:20:49,849 --> 00:20:53,116
Did I hurt you?
Uh, hey, terri...
379
00:20:53,186 --> 00:20:57,821
Terri, terri, we wanna
Cool it. Janet's in the next...
380
00:20:57,890 --> 00:21:00,457
I don't wanna cool it.
381
00:21:00,526 --> 00:21:02,459
I'm cooking.
382
00:21:04,263 --> 00:21:06,830
Hey, how about some coffee?
You want a little coffee?
383
00:21:06,899 --> 00:21:09,400
I don't want coffee.
384
00:21:09,468 --> 00:21:11,368
I want you.
385
00:21:14,873 --> 00:21:19,576
I'm sorry. How about some
Cold water on your finger?
386
00:21:19,645 --> 00:21:21,112
That's hot!
387
00:21:21,180 --> 00:21:25,149
Is it? When I'm around you,
I just don't know what I'm...
388
00:21:27,053 --> 00:21:28,985
Janet, keep that
Girl away from me.
389
00:21:29,055 --> 00:21:32,323
You must be right. She can't keep
Her hands off you. I don't understand.
390
00:21:32,392 --> 00:21:35,993
Of all the egotistical...
391
00:21:36,061 --> 00:21:39,029
I just felt sorry for you!
392
00:21:39,098 --> 00:21:42,232
Sorry? Why would
Anybody feel sorry for me?
393
00:21:42,301 --> 00:21:45,402
Oh, lots of reasons.
394
00:21:45,471 --> 00:21:47,404
Go ahead, terri.
395
00:21:47,473 --> 00:21:49,139
You see,
396
00:21:49,207 --> 00:21:52,609
When I heard about how jack lost
His confidence because of june...
397
00:21:52,678 --> 00:21:53,977
June? Who's june?
398
00:21:54,046 --> 00:21:56,491
That's your girlfriend... The
One you were crazy about.
399
00:21:56,515 --> 00:21:58,148
I don't have any
Girlfriend named june.
400
00:21:58,217 --> 00:22:00,262
No, not since she dropped you.
401
00:22:00,286 --> 00:22:02,786
With jack needing help
And you not doing anything...
402
00:22:02,855 --> 00:22:06,457
Me not doing anything? Because
You're not good at that sort of thing.
403
00:22:06,526 --> 00:22:07,526
What?
404
00:22:07,560 --> 00:22:09,726
That's what I heard. Jack!
405
00:22:09,795 --> 00:22:11,995
Don't look at me.
Well, then, who?
406
00:22:12,064 --> 00:22:14,532
Who did you get this story from?
407
00:22:14,600 --> 00:22:19,202
Jack, there's a hot tub party
Across the street and we're invited.
408
00:22:24,677 --> 00:22:28,212
Come on! Sounds like a great party!
Just bring your robe and a towel.
409
00:22:28,280 --> 00:22:33,316
Whoever made up that story
Has to be lower than dirt.
410
00:22:33,385 --> 00:22:37,587
Someone with a disgustingly
Sick sense of humor.
411
00:22:37,656 --> 00:22:39,823
And someone with absolutely
412
00:22:39,892 --> 00:22:43,494
No scruples whatsoever.
413
00:22:47,333 --> 00:22:49,766
Sounds like you're
Talking about me!
414
00:22:51,604 --> 00:22:56,039
Well, I can't stay. I gotta
Get that bubble party... Larry!
415
00:22:56,108 --> 00:22:59,209
About that favor you
Were gonna do for me...
416
00:22:59,278 --> 00:23:01,189
You can forget
That. Thank me later.
417
00:23:01,213 --> 00:23:03,747
No, I wanna thank you now,
Larry, for playing with...
418
00:23:03,816 --> 00:23:08,586
No, no, no, jack. Please! Terri and I
Would like to thank larry for you.
419
00:23:08,654 --> 00:23:10,666
That's right.
420
00:23:10,690 --> 00:23:12,634
Especially after
Everything he's done to make
421
00:23:12,658 --> 00:23:14,836
My first night
Here so memorable.
422
00:23:14,860 --> 00:23:16,304
About that... Come on, larry.
423
00:23:16,328 --> 00:23:19,396
Help me.
424
00:23:19,465 --> 00:23:22,010
Janet!
425
00:23:22,034 --> 00:23:23,634
Ja...
426
00:23:25,771 --> 00:23:29,239
Larry's gonna be cold, but
At least he's got his towel!
427
00:23:29,308 --> 00:23:31,708
Oh, no, he doesn't!
428
00:23:34,246 --> 00:23:37,806
Janet!
429
00:23:42,021 --> 00:23:43,287
Hey, where's terri?
430
00:23:43,355 --> 00:23:46,256
Oh, I think she went to bed. ♪♪
431
00:23:47,727 --> 00:23:51,261
Oh, no. No, I'm gonna put
A stop to this right now!
432
00:23:51,330 --> 00:23:53,530
Terri! Terri!
433
00:23:55,935 --> 00:23:57,768
Did you call me, jack? Yeah.
434
00:23:57,836 --> 00:24:00,070
It's about your practicing.
435
00:24:00,138 --> 00:24:02,739
Oh, my god!
436
00:24:09,882 --> 00:24:14,050
We thought you ought to do it out here
Where I can see you... Hear you better.
437
00:24:15,087 --> 00:24:17,287
Janet, did you take my drink?
438
00:24:21,794 --> 00:24:24,794
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