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♪ come and knock on our door ♪
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♪ come and knock on our door ♪
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♪ we've been waiting for you ♪
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♪ we've been waiting for you ♪
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♪ where the kisses are
Hers and hers and his ♪
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♪ three's company too ♪
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♪ come and dance on our floor ♪
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♪ come and dance on our floor ♪
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- ♪ take a step that is new ♪
- ♪ take a step that is new ♪
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♪ we've a lovable space
That needs your face ♪
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♪ three's company too ♪
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- ♪ down at our rendezvous ♪
- ♪ down at our rendezvous ♪
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♪ three's company too ♪
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- ♪ down at our rendezvous ♪
- ♪ down at our rendezvous ♪
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♪ three's company too. ♪
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Oh yes, send mr. Tripper in.
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I got up here as
Fast as I could.
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Dean travers, I don't
Know why you called me in,
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But whatever I
Did, it wasn't me.
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Oh no, gee, I'm sorry.
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I was making a chocolate
Cake when you called
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And I rushed right
Over. Here you go.
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Here's mr. Tripper's file.
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I won't need this.
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- I know all about him.
- me too.
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- sit down, tripper.
- look, mr. Travers,
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If this is about stevie
Mitchell's peach flambé,
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I was just trying
To help him out.
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- never mind, tripper.
- no, you see, I was pouring
The brandy in for him
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When sally larson came by.
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You know, sally's so gorgeous.
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- tripper, I...
- I had been trying to meet her for months.
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I started talking. Pretty
Soon, I'm talking and pouring
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- and pouring and talking,
- tripper, this is not...
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And then stevie lit the flambé.
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But he's gotten over it now.
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His eyebrows are just
Starting to grow back in.
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Tripper, I'm gonna pay
You a high compliment.
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What, you liked the way
I burned his eyebrows?
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No, no... I mean, this saturday,
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I'm having a few friends
In for a gourmet dinner...
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And I want you to cook it.
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Really, sir?
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Wow, this saturday, I was
Gonna go out on a date with sally,
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But I'm sure she'll
Understand. After all,
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A job's a job, and the
Money will come in handy.
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Money?
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Oh no, tripper. I mean,
You're still a student.
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You wouldn't want to damage
Your amateur standing, would you?
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- well, no, but that's a lot of work...
- oh...
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This is a big honor for you.
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And it's good experience.
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Well, that's not
Fair, is it, sir, for me
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- to do all
That work for free?
- let me put it like this:
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How much longer have you
Got to go before you graduate?
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A year.
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Well, you want it to be
A happy one, don't you?
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Yes sir, but I think I
Should get paid for it.
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Good, then I'll see
You this saturday.
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- a chef should...
- oh, a simple seven-course dinner
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- will be adequate.
- but for no money
At all? I mean...
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I'll tell you, we can't get
Mr. Furley to do anything.
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Jack asked him to paint the
Kitchen cabinets, he said no.
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- so jack had
To do it himself.
- yeah.
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Oh, it must be so nice to
Have a man around the house.
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You ought to know, you
Were married three times.
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I had three men
Around the house.
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They were also around
My neighbor's house,
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My girlfriend's house,
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Their secretaries' house.
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They were really
Helpful, weren't they?
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Chrissy...
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I don't think they were
Painting any kitchen cabinets.
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How awful!
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Men! No wonder you gave up
Marriage and went into business.
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Well, men can give you
Heartaches in business too.
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You know, when I first
Became an executive,
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They didn't even
Give me a secretary?
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No kidding? How come?
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Because I'm a woman, they
Expected me to do my own typing.
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Yeah, they didn't give
Me a secretary either.
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You are a secretary.
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I know.
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Excuse me.
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But I still have to
Do my own typing.
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Oh, hello. Come
In, look who's here.
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Hi, folks.
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Oh, ralph. Just the
Man that I wanted to see.
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Well, feast your eyes, lana.
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But try to control yourself
In front of the children.
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I want my apartment repainted.
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Well, now that's not up to
Me. I'll have to ask my brother.
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He's the owner, I'm
Just the manager.
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And I would also like
Shelves put up in my closets.
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Look, after that
Last job I did for you,
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My brother warned me about
Spending too much money.
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I'm liable to get fired if...
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And I'd like it all done
By friday. Bye bye, girls.
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- goodbye, lana.
- mr. Furley:
But, lana...
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I'm not gonna do it!
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- make that thursday.
- thursday, right.
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Why can't I learn to say no?
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You say no to jack.
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You're darn right
I do. Where is he?
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He left this bill for some
Paint inside my mailbox.
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Oh, what color did you paint
The inside of your mailbox?
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I didn't paint the
Inside of my mailbox.
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We'll be glad to lend
You some of our paint.
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We have some leftover
From the kitchen cabinets.
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Can I talk to you for a minute?
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Sure.
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This was inside my mailbox.
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I hope you didn't
Get paint all over it.
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There isn't any
Paint in my mailbox.
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I don't know what
You're talking about.
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Oh, jack. Jack, come here.
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Mr. Furley has got a problem.
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I don't wanna hear any
Problems. I got enough of my own.
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- chrissy: what's wrong?
- travers wants me
To cook
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For a dinner party
He's having, for free.
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Why didn't you tell him
You couldn't make it?
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I tried, chrissy, but he's one of
These people who sound so positive.
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He's a real authority figure,
And that always wipes me out.
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Sounds like my brother,
Bart, the big dictator.
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Jack, you have got to
Learn how to say no.
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- yeah, who teaches that?
- my mother.
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On my first date, she really
Showed me how to say no.
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- jack: how?
- she went along with me.
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Hey, you know what?
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It sounds to me like
You need dr. Prescott.
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Who's he?
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He's a psychologist.
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He's an expert on
Assertiveness training.
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He wrote that book, "Yes
Is a four-letter word."
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No, I don't need any
Book. It won't help me.
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If you disagree with someone, you
Could hit them on the head with it.
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- jack: chrissy...
- especially if it's
A heavy subject.
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Jack: right.
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Chrissy...
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You know, jack, the company
That owns my flower shop,
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They're sending all
Their salespeople to him.
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Oh, nice try. Forget
It, janet, just forget it.
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I gotta be going, so would you
Please explain this bill for the paint?
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Yeah, somebody painted the inside of
His mailbox and he wants us to pay for it.
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Will you forget
About my mailbox?
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Let's just say I found the bill
For the paint under my door.
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What color did you
Paint under your door?
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I didn't paint under my door!
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What are you talking about?
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I'm not paying for any
Paint you used in the kitchen.
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- neither am I.
- oh yes, you are.
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- look, mr. Furley, why can't we just...
- the answer is no!
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Why can't I be that way
With my brother and lana?
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Janet, what's that
Dr. Prescott's address?
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Aw, honey.
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Dr. Prescott?
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- hi, I'm jack tripper.
- yes, mr. Tripper. Sit down.
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Why'd you sit down?
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- you told me to.
- do you do everything
People tell you to?
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No, of course not.
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Then stand up.
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You did it again.
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I don't know what
You want me to do.
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Why don't you just tell
Me what you wanna do?
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I wanna sit down.
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What are you telling me for?
It's none of my business. Sit down.
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Oh no, you don't. You
Already pulled that one.
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Tripper, you learn fast.
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You are going to
Be a good student.
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- thank you, sir.
- sit down, we'll
Get started.
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- ah, got you.
- hey!
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You are good.
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Self-image, tripper.
It's a powerful tool.
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- whew.
- I bet that
You're aware
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That I've controlled your every
Move since you came into this room.
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- well, yeah.
- and that is what
I can teach you.
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Oh, well, I... Gee, I...
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I'd like that. That
Would be super.
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You've got a long way
To go, though, tripper.
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I don't know about that.
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Do you know that I can make you
Sit down without saying a word?
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I'd like to see that.
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- you pushed.
- no, no, no,
Not exactly,
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You see, your self-image
Allowed me to push you down.
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Now, I want you to name
Something that I couldn't push down.
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What you mean, like...
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- like an elephant,
Or something?
- good, tripper.
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Very, very good. Now...
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I want you to think
Like an elephant.
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I want you to
Become an elephant.
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- I don't know about...
- you're walking through the jungle.
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- I don't think I can...
- walk.
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Dragging your massive
Hooves through the underbrush.
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Yes, yes.
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now, you're beating back
The vine with your trunk.
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very good. Very good.
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Excellent, now... I
Want you to stand...
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I want you to stand
In front of this chair.
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And remember, you
Are an elephant!
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What was that? You
Pushed me down again.
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I pushed an elephant
Down. And do you know why?
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Because I am king kong.
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You see, tripper,
It is all self-image.
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You are amazing.
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Yeah, well...
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Thanks. Anyone
Can do it, even you.
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And here is the key to it all.
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I want you to write this down.
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I beg your pardon?
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That was prescott's
Command... Bark.
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B-a-r-k.
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"B"... Be somebody.
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"A"... Act like somebody.
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"R"... React like somebody.
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"K"... Kollect your rewards.
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- isn't "Collect"
With a "C"?
- yes, it is, tripper,
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But that would spell "Barc."
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Now, when you feel like
You're losing your temper,
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You count to 10.
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But if you feel like you're
Losing an argument...
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Bark. Now... Let me
Hear you, tripper.
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Bark?
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Okay.
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Arf?
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Again. Www...
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Www... Both: wwwooo fff.
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Both: woof!
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That feels great.
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This is exactly what
I'm looking for, doctor,
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- don't you have classes
Of some kind?
- I do.
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I have one starting
Next month on the 13th.
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- don't you have
Anything sooner than that?
- you've been a wimp this long,
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What's another month?
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I'll see you in class, tripper.
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- oh, thanks, doctor.
- and do not forget, jack...
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What?
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Yes, sir. Excuse me.
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Use the other door, please.
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Oh, yeah...
- sorry.
- jack...
240
00:12:35,388 --> 00:12:38,600
Elephants are never sorry.
241
00:12:38,624 --> 00:12:40,892
Right. Right.
242
00:12:54,507 --> 00:12:57,147
Wendy, send in the
Next patient, please.
243
00:13:18,198 --> 00:13:22,178
Tripper? He probably forgot
What time to be there saturday.
244
00:13:22,202 --> 00:13:23,634
Tell him 5:30.
245
00:13:32,778 --> 00:13:34,556
I'm very busy.
What is it, tripper?
246
00:13:34,580 --> 00:13:37,460
Dean travers, I'm not coming
To your house saturday night.
247
00:13:37,484 --> 00:13:40,296
Don't be silly. Of
Course, you are!
248
00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:42,586
I'll see you at 5:30.
Goodbye, tripper.
249
00:13:50,196 --> 00:13:52,274
What did you say?
250
00:13:52,298 --> 00:13:55,143
My time is worth money, I'm not
Working for you for nothing.
251
00:13:55,167 --> 00:13:57,779
Tripper, have you been smoking
252
00:13:57,803 --> 00:14:00,316
Any of those things from
The health food class?
253
00:14:00,340 --> 00:14:04,353
Mr. Travers, I'm not coming
To your place saturday night.
254
00:14:04,377 --> 00:14:07,523
- how do you like that?
- you don't show up,
You don't graduate.
255
00:14:07,547 --> 00:14:10,960
- how do you like that?
- then I'll tell my friend
From "The times"
256
00:14:10,984 --> 00:14:13,996
To go ahead with his story
About how a high college official
257
00:14:14,020 --> 00:14:16,899
Uses his position to get
Slave labor from his students.
258
00:14:16,923 --> 00:14:20,158
- how do you like that?
- tripper...
259
00:14:21,862 --> 00:14:24,140
Why didn't you say
You didn't wanna come?
260
00:14:24,164 --> 00:14:26,775
- of course,
You're excused.
- thank you, dean travers.
261
00:14:26,799 --> 00:14:28,777
I like you. You're okay.
262
00:14:38,578 --> 00:14:41,624
Chrissy, we have been through
This wallpaper book three times.
263
00:14:41,648 --> 00:14:43,559
Now why can't you
Make up your mind?
264
00:14:43,583 --> 00:14:46,016
'cause I don't
Know what's in it.
265
00:14:48,054 --> 00:14:50,566
I give up. I give up.
266
00:14:50,590 --> 00:14:52,301
Oh, janet, I'm sorry.
267
00:14:52,325 --> 00:14:54,270
I feel terrible.
268
00:14:54,294 --> 00:14:57,873
Jack does all the painting, and
You go down and get all these books
269
00:14:57,897 --> 00:14:59,841
And I don't do anything.
270
00:14:59,865 --> 00:15:01,977
I can't even help you pick.
271
00:15:02,001 --> 00:15:04,780
Oh, chrissy, I'm sorry.
272
00:15:04,804 --> 00:15:06,915
Don't feel so bad.
273
00:15:06,939 --> 00:15:09,085
You'll be a big help
When we hang the paper.
274
00:15:09,109 --> 00:15:13,122
No, I won't. I remember one time I helped
My cousin put paper in her bedroom,
275
00:15:13,146 --> 00:15:16,226
It fell right down, pulled the
Staples right out of the wall.
276
00:15:18,984 --> 00:15:22,164
Why did you use staples
To put up wallpaper?
277
00:15:22,188 --> 00:15:24,088
We ran out of scotch tape.
278
00:15:27,560 --> 00:15:30,239
Okay, well, we're gonna
Use wallpaper paste
279
00:15:30,263 --> 00:15:32,475
And then you will be
A real big help, okay?
280
00:15:32,499 --> 00:15:34,143
- okay.
- okay, honey,
281
00:15:34,167 --> 00:15:36,212
Now let's get this
Done, all right?
282
00:15:36,236 --> 00:15:40,304
All right, let's... Yeah? No?
283
00:15:42,442 --> 00:15:45,254
Aww, that's cute.
Old-fashioned sleds
284
00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:47,323
In a snowstorm. Do
You like that one?
285
00:15:47,347 --> 00:15:49,025
- no.
- why not?
286
00:15:49,049 --> 00:15:51,160
Because...
287
00:15:51,184 --> 00:15:54,663
This kind of reminds me, one time I
Went sled riding with my brother,
288
00:15:54,687 --> 00:15:57,266
And he wanted to ride in
Front 'cause he liked to steer.
289
00:15:57,290 --> 00:16:00,269
He made me ride in the back, and
I held onto him around his chest.
290
00:16:00,293 --> 00:16:02,138
- what's wrong with that?
- nothing.
291
00:16:02,162 --> 00:16:05,274
But the next time I went down the
Hill, I went with his friend, oscar.
292
00:16:05,298 --> 00:16:07,138
Oscar made me sit in the front.
293
00:16:09,602 --> 00:16:11,035
Why?
294
00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:17,808
A couple of reasons.
295
00:16:26,952 --> 00:16:29,765
Oh. - yeah, "Oh."
296
00:16:29,789 --> 00:16:32,468
I'll tell you, I learned
A lot on that sled ride.
297
00:16:32,492 --> 00:16:34,403
What?
298
00:16:38,664 --> 00:16:41,377
I learned how to steer a
Flexible flyer with one hand
299
00:16:41,401 --> 00:16:43,345
And punch out
Oscar with the other.
300
00:16:43,369 --> 00:16:44,913
Oh. Yeah.
301
00:16:44,937 --> 00:16:46,915
- okay, no sleds.
- okay, thank you.
302
00:16:48,641 --> 00:16:51,409
Let's see. Oh, gosh.
303
00:16:52,845 --> 00:16:54,890
That, maybe? Yeah?
304
00:16:54,914 --> 00:16:56,692
No. Okay.
305
00:16:56,716 --> 00:16:59,294
Hey, this flower pattern's nice.
306
00:16:59,318 --> 00:17:01,329
Oh good, I like that,
Too. Thank you, lord.
307
00:17:01,353 --> 00:17:02,998
Thank you. All done.
Flower pattern.
308
00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:04,433
Hey, I did it, I did it!
309
00:17:04,457 --> 00:17:06,134
You did it what?
You did it what?
310
00:17:06,158 --> 00:17:08,804
I told travers off and got
Out of cooking dinner for him.
311
00:17:08,828 --> 00:17:10,428
And I have you to thank for it.
312
00:17:12,197 --> 00:17:14,576
What are you kissing me
For? I didn't do anything.
313
00:17:14,600 --> 00:17:16,578
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'll take it back.
314
00:17:16,602 --> 00:17:18,580
- how about me?
- yeah, how about you?
315
00:17:18,604 --> 00:17:20,982
It sounds like you went
To see dr. Prescott.
316
00:17:21,006 --> 00:17:22,651
Oh yeah, he's terrific.
317
00:17:22,675 --> 00:17:24,686
You should've seen
Me tell travers off.
318
00:17:24,710 --> 00:17:27,222
When I left his office, he
Had his tail between his legs.
319
00:17:27,246 --> 00:17:30,659
Wow, that's not easy. I tried
That in yoga class one time.
320
00:17:30,683 --> 00:17:33,361
I tried that in yoga class...
321
00:17:33,385 --> 00:17:35,564
That's cute, janet,
That's really... No...
322
00:17:35,588 --> 00:17:38,099
It's so amazing what a
Little four-letter word
323
00:17:38,123 --> 00:17:41,069
- can do to your life.
- you didn't call him that.
324
00:17:41,093 --> 00:17:42,805
No, no, no.
325
00:17:42,829 --> 00:17:45,607
No, b-a-r-k... You wouldn't
Understand unless you experienced it.
326
00:17:45,631 --> 00:17:47,543
All I can tell you
Is I'm a new man.
327
00:17:47,567 --> 00:17:49,467
Good. You'll look good
In our new bathroom.
328
00:17:50,770 --> 00:17:52,748
- what new bathroom?
- oh, oh!
329
00:17:52,772 --> 00:17:55,016
We picked out new
Wallpaper. I think you'll like it.
330
00:17:55,040 --> 00:17:57,085
- yeah?
- it's a real nifty
Little pattern.
331
00:17:57,109 --> 00:17:58,554
- let me show you.
- mm-hmm.
332
00:17:58,578 --> 00:18:00,989
Oh, yeah, right on the
Spot. Nice flowers and stuff.
333
00:18:01,013 --> 00:18:02,390
Isn't it beautiful?
334
00:18:02,414 --> 00:18:05,449
All pink and blue.
335
00:18:07,186 --> 00:18:09,164
No, not for our bathroom.
336
00:18:09,188 --> 00:18:10,666
Why not?
337
00:18:10,690 --> 00:18:12,601
No, it's too feminine.
338
00:18:12,625 --> 00:18:14,102
It is not.
339
00:18:14,126 --> 00:18:16,259
Jack, half of these
Are boy flowers.
340
00:18:20,700 --> 00:18:22,178
How do you know that?
341
00:18:22,202 --> 00:18:26,136
What do you think, flowers
Get brought by the stork?
342
00:18:31,977 --> 00:18:33,422
I don't like it.
343
00:18:33,446 --> 00:18:35,424
You'll love it once
It's on the wall.
344
00:18:35,448 --> 00:18:37,926
Once it's up, you're
Really gonna get used to it.
345
00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:39,562
I told you my opinion, girls.
346
00:18:39,586 --> 00:18:42,097
Janet: really, when you
See it up, it'll be different.
347
00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:43,521
Maybe.
348
00:18:49,229 --> 00:18:50,839
- no flowers.
- janet: what?
349
00:18:50,863 --> 00:18:53,142
- no flowers!
- wait a minute, jack.
350
00:18:53,166 --> 00:18:54,477
Chrissy and I like the flowers.
351
00:18:54,501 --> 00:18:56,578
Oh yeah? Well, I don't.
352
00:18:56,602 --> 00:18:58,547
Hold it, fellas. No arguing.
353
00:18:58,571 --> 00:19:00,549
Let's take a vote,
That's a democratic way.
354
00:19:00,573 --> 00:19:02,183
No, no vote!
355
00:19:02,207 --> 00:19:03,986
Well, shouldn't
The majority rule?
356
00:19:04,010 --> 00:19:06,610
Not when it's two
Against an elephant.
357
00:19:09,715 --> 00:19:12,594
- are you... Do you...
- I'll find the wallpaper that I like.
358
00:19:12,618 --> 00:19:14,696
- I...
- here!
359
00:19:14,720 --> 00:19:16,565
This is the one. Right here,
360
00:19:16,589 --> 00:19:18,600
This is the one that's
Going up on our wall.
361
00:19:18,624 --> 00:19:21,102
I love this wallpaper, and
That's what it's gonna be.
362
00:19:25,497 --> 00:19:27,737
He picked the one
With the sleds.
363
00:19:29,769 --> 00:19:32,289
Let's go in there
And punch him out.
364
00:19:32,905 --> 00:19:35,272
Jack, listen to me...
365
00:19:38,110 --> 00:19:39,888
Jack, listen to me...
366
00:19:39,912 --> 00:19:41,857
I wanna talk to you
About the wallpaper.
367
00:19:41,881 --> 00:19:44,026
Save your breath. I told
You which wallpaper I want
368
00:19:44,050 --> 00:19:46,127
- and that's all
There is to it.
- yeah, yeah.
369
00:19:46,151 --> 00:19:48,897
- that's
The one we'll have.
- yeah, I heard that part.
370
00:19:48,921 --> 00:19:51,567
- end of conversation.
- look, we are reasonable
People, okay?
371
00:19:51,591 --> 00:19:53,101
At least two of us are.
372
00:19:53,125 --> 00:19:55,003
Don't help me.
373
00:19:55,027 --> 00:19:57,673
Look, jack...
374
00:19:57,697 --> 00:20:00,442
I got a really good reason
Why I don't want those sleds.
375
00:20:00,466 --> 00:20:02,778
And I told you I
Wanted that wallpaper.
376
00:20:02,802 --> 00:20:05,703
We can't have them.
It's bad for her chest.
377
00:20:10,576 --> 00:20:12,087
What?!
378
00:20:12,111 --> 00:20:14,957
Look, my mind is made up.
379
00:20:14,981 --> 00:20:18,259
Nobody is gonna walk all
Over me ever again, understand?
380
00:20:18,283 --> 00:20:20,528
Wait a minute. Are you trying
To say that from now on,
381
00:20:20,552 --> 00:20:22,965
- your word
Is law around here?
- something like that.
382
00:20:22,989 --> 00:20:25,366
- chrissy: jack,
That's not like you.
- it is now.
383
00:20:25,390 --> 00:20:28,369
Jack, look, we can't go on
Living together like that.
384
00:20:28,393 --> 00:20:31,106
- then maybe we shouldn't.
- what? Jack, listen...
385
00:20:31,130 --> 00:20:33,174
Look, I'm not being harsh.
386
00:20:33,198 --> 00:20:36,078
It's just the way I'm going to act
Toward everybody from now on.
387
00:20:36,102 --> 00:20:37,567
Watch this.
388
00:20:40,673 --> 00:20:43,953
We ought to sue
Dr. Prescott for malpractice.
389
00:20:44,944 --> 00:20:47,823
Furley? Tripper.
Get up here and fast,
390
00:20:47,847 --> 00:20:50,487
I wanna talk to you
Right now. Move it!
391
00:20:52,118 --> 00:20:54,029
- see that?
- oh...
392
00:20:54,053 --> 00:20:57,766
You think he'll run up here 'cause
You picked up a phone and yelled?
393
00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:02,270
What kept you?
394
00:21:02,294 --> 00:21:04,272
Okay, furley, I
Wanna talk to you.
395
00:21:04,296 --> 00:21:06,742
You owe us for the paint
We used in the kitchen
396
00:21:06,766 --> 00:21:08,744
And the wallpaper
We'll use in the bathroom
397
00:21:08,768 --> 00:21:11,780
And you'll pay for it. Now
What do you have to say to that?
398
00:21:20,245 --> 00:21:21,990
What did you say?
399
00:21:23,348 --> 00:21:25,326
Oh yeah? Well..
400
00:21:31,523 --> 00:21:34,469
What are you laughing
At? What's so funny?
401
00:21:34,493 --> 00:21:37,172
You...
402
00:21:37,196 --> 00:21:40,042
You two, you look ridiculous.
403
00:21:40,066 --> 00:21:41,665
Stupid's a better word.
404
00:21:44,103 --> 00:21:46,514
You don't understand.
B.A.R.K is the key to power.
405
00:21:46,538 --> 00:21:48,850
"Be somebody,
406
00:21:48,874 --> 00:21:50,974
Act like somebody, react l..."
407
00:21:52,044 --> 00:21:53,977
Both: dr. Prescott.
408
00:21:55,547 --> 00:21:58,193
Oh no, I've created
Two monsters!
409
00:21:58,217 --> 00:22:01,396
She's right. Listen, we
Should talk this out.
410
00:22:01,420 --> 00:22:02,940
- yeah.
- sit down.
411
00:22:03,923 --> 00:22:06,190
Oh no, you don't.
412
00:22:09,595 --> 00:22:11,272
I'd rather stand. Thank you.
413
00:22:11,296 --> 00:22:14,843
You see, I wanted him to
Stand, that's why I said sit down.
414
00:22:14,867 --> 00:22:17,478
- see?
- oh? Well,
Watch this.
415
00:22:17,502 --> 00:22:19,447
I got him to sit!
I got him to sit!
416
00:22:19,471 --> 00:22:22,017
- you wanted me to stand!
- no, originally,
I wanted you to sit.
417
00:22:22,041 --> 00:22:23,885
- stand! Stand!
- sit! Sit!
418
00:22:27,980 --> 00:22:30,280
Jack, mr. Furley... Heel!
419
00:22:37,557 --> 00:22:38,834
Sheesh!
420
00:22:38,858 --> 00:22:40,469
Do I look as silly as you do?
421
00:22:40,493 --> 00:22:42,237
Sillier.
422
00:22:42,261 --> 00:22:45,028
Get up. Get up.
423
00:22:46,198 --> 00:22:48,331
Stay!
424
00:22:49,902 --> 00:22:51,780
Look, mr. Furley,
425
00:22:51,804 --> 00:22:54,116
We'll pay for the wallpaper
And you pay for the paint.
426
00:22:54,140 --> 00:22:56,684
- that sounds fair.
- yeah.
427
00:22:56,708 --> 00:23:00,021
Hey, chrissy,
That's a good idea.
428
00:23:00,045 --> 00:23:01,589
How did you think of it?
429
00:23:01,613 --> 00:23:03,914
Just common sense.
430
00:23:05,284 --> 00:23:07,629
It's like if a momma bird
Has only one baby bird
431
00:23:07,653 --> 00:23:10,854
And two worms, she's not gonna go
Out and get another baby bird, is she?
432
00:23:16,361 --> 00:23:19,630
Why don't you two fellows
Just shake hands and make up?
433
00:23:21,467 --> 00:23:23,111
Okay, I'll see you around.
434
00:23:23,135 --> 00:23:25,213
Okay.
435
00:23:25,237 --> 00:23:26,982
Oh, mr. Furley,
436
00:23:27,006 --> 00:23:29,539
Don't forget to hang a wet-paint
Sign in front of your mailbox.
437
00:23:32,144 --> 00:23:33,410
Right.
438
00:23:43,422 --> 00:23:47,302
How about this one? This
One blends a bit. Do you like it?
439
00:23:47,326 --> 00:23:49,304
Yeah, that's pretty
Good. You know, jack,
440
00:23:49,328 --> 00:23:51,439
This afternoon when you
Were barking at furley,
441
00:23:51,463 --> 00:23:53,675
It was the silliest thing
I've ever seen in my life.
442
00:23:53,699 --> 00:23:55,577
Yeah, janet, I know.
You told me already.
443
00:23:55,601 --> 00:23:59,080
I didn't know whether to spank you or
Hit you on the nose with a newspaper.
444
00:23:59,104 --> 00:24:01,984
All right, girls,
Okay. That's enough.
445
00:24:02,008 --> 00:24:05,220
I admit, I did look
Kind of dumb,
446
00:24:05,244 --> 00:24:07,455
- janet: yeah.
- I mean, how could I
Let a guy
447
00:24:07,479 --> 00:24:10,519
Talk me into walking around
The house barking all the time?
448
00:24:11,751 --> 00:24:13,662
From now on,
449
00:24:13,686 --> 00:24:15,631
- I'm just
Gonna be myself.
- janet: good.
450
00:24:15,655 --> 00:24:17,287
Oh no!
451
00:24:18,624 --> 00:24:20,323
It's a full moon.
452
00:24:48,587 --> 00:24:51,099
Ritter's voice: "Three's
Company" was videotaped
453
00:24:51,123 --> 00:24:53,003
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