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♪ come and knock on our door ♪
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♪ come and knock on our door ♪
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♪ we've been waiting for you ♪
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♪ we've been waiting for you ♪
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♪ where the kisses are
Hers and hers and his ♪
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♪ three's company too ♪
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♪ come and dance on our floor ♪
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♪ come and dance on our floor ♪
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- ♪ take a step that is new ♪
- ♪ take a step that is new ♪
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♪ we've a lovable space
That needs your face ♪
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♪ three's company too ♪
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- ♪ down at our rendezvous ♪
- ♪ down at our rendezvous ♪
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♪ three's company too ♪
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- ♪ down at our rendezvous ♪
- ♪ down at our rendezvous ♪
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♪ three's company too. ♪
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Me too. Hi, jim.
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Hi, ladies, be with
You in a minute or two.
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Hey, larry. Mind if we join you?
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Not all all. Just don't
Block my view of the door.
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Why, are you expecting someone?
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Yeah, I'm waiting for
My date for tonight.
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Yeah? What's she like?
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Well, she's got
Beautiful, long red hair,
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Big green eyes and
Full, luscious lips,
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And a body that just won't quit.
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- ooh!
- what's her name?
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I don't know. But if anyone
Comes in who looks like that
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- I'm gonna find out.
- both: larry!
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What's with the signs?
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We've been putting these up
Everywhere. We're having a garage sale.
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Sorry, can't help you. I
Already bought a garage.
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Get it?
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I bought a garage.
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I'd say it was the heat, but his
Jokes sound just as bad in the winter.
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Okay, no more jokes. Tell
Me about your garage sale.
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- it's not our garage sale.
- then whose is it?
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Ours.
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It's our sale, it's
Not our garage.
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Oh.
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Larry, you know
We don't have a car.
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Why would we have a garage?
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I give up, janet. You try.
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- it's the roper's garage.
- ahh.
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Yeah, when they moved, they
Left a lot of stuff in there
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And they said we could do
Anything we wanted with it.
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So we're gonna sell it all
To raise money for the rent.
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Right, but it's
Not gonna be easy.
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Only an idiot would buy
The junk they left behind.
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Hey, why don't we invite
The ropers to the sale?
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They bought it once,
Maybe they'll buy it again.
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Chrissy, you're terrible!
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I'm gonna have another beer.
Can I buy you girls a drink?
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- larry, thanks, yeah!
- yeah.
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Could you lend me a couple of
Bucks? I'll pay you back tomorrow.
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- both: larry!
- three.
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Hi, what can I get you?
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Well, let's see.
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Got any 12-year-old
Scotch back there?
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Anything younger than that, a real
Scotch drinker would throw it back.
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How's this?
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Let's see.
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What are you doing?
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Listening for the bagpipes.
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You want that on the rocks?
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No, put it in a tall glass
With a little root beer.
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Root beer?
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Yeah. And throw a
Cherry in there, too.
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- a cherry.
- got any whipped cream?
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Never mind. I'll
Take it straight.
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Okay.
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Two cokes for the ladies, jim,
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And I'll have another beer.
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You'll probably be seeing a lot
Of me around here from now on.
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Name's ralph furley,
Bachelor-at-large.
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I'll be running things at
The old ropers' building.
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Oh, then you're the new owner.
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Not exactly. My brother
Bart bought the building,
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But I'm gonna be
The new manager.
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Landlord-in-residence,
So to speak.
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I'll be in total charge,
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And I run a tight
Ship, let me tell you.
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Here you go, larry.
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That's such a coincidence.
I'm one of your tenants, 304.
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Well here's looking at you, 304.
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Could you put a little
More root beer in that?
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Why don't you come
Over to my table?
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I'm sitting with those two girls.
They live in the building, too.
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Right above you,
As a matter of fact.
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I guess it couldn't
Hurt anything.
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I think tenants and
Landlords should be friends.
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Sure.
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Why don't you
Introduce yourself?
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One of my prescriptions
Has just been filled.
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Hi.
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My name's ralph furley.
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You're gonna have to get
To know me sooner or later.
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So what's wrong with...
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What's wrong with right now?
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Okay, guess what I am.
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I don't have to guess.
I know what you are.
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Whatever he is, he's
A funny-looking one.
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We're gonna be seeing
A lot of each other.
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I think we've seen
Enough already.
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I take my duties
Very seriously, girls.
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So you can consider all
Your little worries over.
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Just think how safe you're gonna
Feel when you go to bed at night
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Knowing I'll be sleeping
Right underneath you.
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What?
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You'll feel my good vibrations
All through the night.
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Are you for real?
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If you've got any complaints,
Just give them to me.
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We've got one big one right now.
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Yeah, and I wish it would leave.
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I'll tell you this, ladies,
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There's nothing you can show me
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That I can't handle.
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Did you hear what I just heard?
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Yeah. See if you
Could handle this.
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Turkey!
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Hi, guys, what are you
Doing back so soon?
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- what is that?
- this?
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Hey, meet luau lulu,
The light of my life.
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Where did you get this thing?
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- in the garage.
- that figures.
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It's just like roper to have
A lamp as cheesy as this.
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I know, you're right.
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It's sexist, lewd, cheap...
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And it's gonna look
Great on my night stand.
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I thought you were supposed
To be selling this junk.
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How are we supposed to raise money
If you're up here fooling around?
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Fooling around, huh?
Wanna check this out?
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- chrissy: jack!
- where did you
Get that money?
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This junk dealer came by and
Hauled half the furniture away.
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Why didn't he take all of it?
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Chrissy, even junkmen
Have their pride.
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This is the money for our rent
This month. Can you believe it?
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- jack, you're wonderful.
- yay, jack!
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Oh chrissy, you jump
Better than anybody I know.
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You're so bad!
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I'll get it.
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We meet again!
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- it's him!
- jack: it's who?
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Some creep who was
Pestering us at the regal beagle.
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Get out of the way, I'll
Take care of this clown.
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Listen, if you girls
Are embarrassed
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About that misunderstanding
At the regal beagle,
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- I'm willing
To forget all about it.
- look, fella,
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Don't make me get
Rough. Just take a hike!
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Are you the ones
Having the garage sale?
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Yeah, but we don't
Take money from jerks!
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- that lamp! Is that for sale?
- this?
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You would actually
Consider buying this lamp?
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He's a bigger weirdo
Than I thought.
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You don't know
How rare these are.
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I gotta have this little baby.
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It'll give me a matching set.
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You have another
Lamp like this one?
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Yeah, luau lulu.
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It's in the garage with
The rest of my furniture.
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your furniture?
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Yeah, I had them
Put it in the garage
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Till they finished my
Apartment downstairs.
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your apartment?
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Do you have a hearing problem?
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- does he have
A hearing problem?
- what?
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Yes! My apartment!
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I'm ralph furley! I'm going to
Be the new building manager!
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- the new what?
- the new who?
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The new which?
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They all have a hearing problem!
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Here you are, mr. Furley.
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You sold all my most priceless
Treasures. How could you?
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Believe me, it wasn't easy.
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Honest, we've been living
Here for three years
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- and nothing like this has
Ever happened before.
- that's right.
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And every time it did
Mr. Roper always got over it.
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You're giving him a little more
Of an explanation than he needs.
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You mean the three of
You live here together?
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Yes. Didn't mr. Roper tell you?
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Oh, yes.
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You must be wood,
Snow, and trip... Per.
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Yeah, roper told him, all right.
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I'll get that. Excuse
Me, mr. Furley.
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- hi.
- hello, lana,
What do you want?
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oh, I'm just being neighborly.
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I thought I'd stop in and
Try and borrow some sugar.
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- oh sure, help yourself.
- thank you.
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- come on, sugar.
- no wait, lana!
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I can't go. I have to get to
The bank before it closes.
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Oh, well just think of me
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As your own personal
Walk-up window.
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Lana! I want that money.
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So, make a withdrawal.
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Oh yeah?
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You think I won't
Just because you got...
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Jack: what are you laughing at?
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It's a treasure chest!
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- you want
A treasure chest?
- no, jack, come on!
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Come on, lana.
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That's the oldest
Trick in the world.
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And it still works.
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Jack, you're no fun.
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You may not know it,
But I have a porsche.
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Why don't you go get under it?
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That's mr. Furley,
He's the new landlord.
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Oh! Excuse me.
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Get under it, please.
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Jack, if you'd like to
Drop off some sugar,
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I'll be waiting in my
Apartment with empty cups.
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Those eyes, that hair! Who
Is that magnificent creature?
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- you mean lana.
- lana?
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Ralph want lana.
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I thought you wanted
Your furniture.
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I want that, too. Get it back!
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Mr. Furley, I can't, see? I
Don't know who bought it.
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You didn't even get his name?
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No. There was something
Written on the side of his truck...
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Great! What was it?
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"Junk."
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In that case, I'll take this.
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That's our money for the rent!
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- you don't have
To pay the rent.
- we don't?
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No, because I'm evicting you.
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Tomorrow's the first of
The month, and out you go.
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- you're evicting us?
- wait a minute,
Mr. Furley...
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You can't throw three
Helpless children into the street.
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You won't be able
To sleep at night.
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I can't sleep at night
Anyway, you sold my bed!
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It's no use, girls! We
Might as well start packing.
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We'll just have to cancel
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The meet-the-new-manager
Dinner party we had planned.
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Girls: meet the...?
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I know. I'm just as
Disappointed as you are.
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But I want you two to
Be the ones to tell lana.
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Passionate women like
Her just get hysterical.
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Lana was invited
To the dinner party?
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Oh, yeah!
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You know what?
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Something just occurred to me.
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Excuse me... I was
Just thinking...
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Instead of a loud,
Crowded party,
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What do you say to an
Intimate dinner for two,
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Just you and lana?
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00:13:22,468 --> 00:13:25,714
- me and lana?
- yeah, you know...
245
00:13:25,738 --> 00:13:28,584
Soft music, fine wine,
246
00:13:28,608 --> 00:13:30,986
Candlelit conversation?
247
00:13:31,010 --> 00:13:32,988
Chouette a la mode?
248
00:13:33,012 --> 00:13:34,623
Chouette a la mode?
249
00:13:34,647 --> 00:13:36,625
It's a french-romanian
Gourmet dish...
250
00:13:36,649 --> 00:13:39,684
One bite will drive lana wild.
251
00:13:41,754 --> 00:13:44,933
- wonderful! You fix
It for us tonight.
- you got... Oh!
252
00:13:44,957 --> 00:13:47,536
Oh, no. I just remembered...
253
00:13:47,560 --> 00:13:49,572
I'll be busy packing...
254
00:13:49,596 --> 00:13:51,307
After all, we were evicted.
255
00:13:51,331 --> 00:13:52,741
It's not official yet.
256
00:13:52,765 --> 00:13:54,176
It's not?
257
00:13:54,200 --> 00:13:55,711
- look, tripper...
- yeah?
258
00:13:55,735 --> 00:13:58,614
You take care of the
Dinner, I'll take care of lana.
259
00:13:58,638 --> 00:14:01,417
If all goes well,
Nobody moves out.
260
00:14:01,441 --> 00:14:03,519
Leave everything to me.
261
00:14:03,543 --> 00:14:05,588
Dinner and lana
Will be served at 8:00.
262
00:14:05,612 --> 00:14:08,045
Until then, bon appetit!
263
00:14:14,620 --> 00:14:17,333
You're nuts! This is
Never gonna work.
264
00:14:17,357 --> 00:14:19,001
You saw the way
Lana treated him.
265
00:14:19,025 --> 00:14:21,203
You're never gonna get
Her to have dinner with him!
266
00:14:21,227 --> 00:14:24,062
I will if she thinks
I'm the main course.
267
00:14:32,672 --> 00:14:34,550
Where is she? It's
One minute past 8:00!
268
00:14:34,574 --> 00:14:37,019
Don't worry, she'll
Be here any second.
269
00:14:37,043 --> 00:14:39,723
Think I have time for
Another breath mint?
270
00:14:40,946 --> 00:14:43,091
- okay, how we doin'?
- are you sure you want us
To do this?
271
00:14:43,115 --> 00:14:44,493
You know how we
Are in the kitchen.
272
00:14:44,517 --> 00:14:47,029
Yeah, but you don't have to
Cook, you just have to serve.
273
00:14:47,053 --> 00:14:49,365
When the roast is ready,
Just put it on the platter,
274
00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:51,367
And bring it out, okay?
275
00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:52,934
- I'll get it.
- no, jack, wait...
276
00:14:52,958 --> 00:14:54,458
Just relax, janet.
277
00:14:55,528 --> 00:14:56,960
Okay, here we go!
278
00:14:59,532 --> 00:15:00,742
Hi, jackie boy.
279
00:15:00,766 --> 00:15:03,011
Lana, come in. May
I take your wrap?
280
00:15:03,035 --> 00:15:04,635
Well, that's a start...
281
00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:11,587
What's he doing here?
282
00:15:11,611 --> 00:15:13,756
Well, he... See...
283
00:15:13,780 --> 00:15:15,857
Lana, why don't we
Go into my bedroom?
284
00:15:15,881 --> 00:15:17,381
Oh, at last!
285
00:15:18,651 --> 00:15:20,384
I'll be right back.
286
00:15:21,688 --> 00:15:24,266
Lana, let's talk
About furley first.
287
00:15:24,290 --> 00:15:26,935
Whatever turns
You on, jackie boy.
288
00:15:26,959 --> 00:15:30,972
No, see I invited you
To have dinner with me
289
00:15:30,996 --> 00:15:33,074
Because if I said you'd be
Having dinner with furley,
290
00:15:33,098 --> 00:15:34,976
You never would
Have come up at all.
291
00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:36,812
You're right. Goodbye.
292
00:15:36,836 --> 00:15:39,715
Wait, lana, please,
You've gotta do it.
293
00:15:39,739 --> 00:15:42,083
Please? I promised the guy.
294
00:15:42,107 --> 00:15:45,053
If you don't, he'll evict us.
295
00:15:45,077 --> 00:15:47,077
Where will you go?
296
00:15:49,482 --> 00:15:53,562
Someplace far, far away.
297
00:15:53,586 --> 00:15:56,198
Too far even to write.
298
00:15:56,222 --> 00:15:59,368
Our relationship will
Never get a chance...
299
00:15:59,392 --> 00:16:01,459
To fully develop.
300
00:16:04,029 --> 00:16:06,575
And all I have to do is
Have dinner with him?
301
00:16:06,599 --> 00:16:08,577
Right! And be nice.
302
00:16:08,601 --> 00:16:11,246
- no.
- lana, for me?
303
00:16:11,270 --> 00:16:13,882
- on one condition.
- say what.
304
00:16:13,906 --> 00:16:16,819
I don't spend one
Moment alone with him.
305
00:16:16,843 --> 00:16:19,822
You stay in the room
The whole time, agreed?
306
00:16:19,846 --> 00:16:23,892
That would be sort
Of hard... Then no deal.
307
00:16:23,916 --> 00:16:26,183
Wait, okay, I'll stay. Okay?
308
00:16:30,222 --> 00:16:33,435
Well, well, here we are.
309
00:16:33,459 --> 00:16:37,005
So, why don't we all sit down?
310
00:16:37,029 --> 00:16:39,341
We?
311
00:16:39,365 --> 00:16:41,677
I thought lana and I were
Gonna have dinner alone.
312
00:16:41,701 --> 00:16:43,612
You are, but...
313
00:16:43,636 --> 00:16:47,349
In romania, the chef always
Sits at the table with his food...
314
00:16:47,373 --> 00:16:49,651
To make sure it's
Eaten properly.
315
00:16:49,675 --> 00:16:52,142
Isn't that sort of
Like a dictatorship?
316
00:17:20,272 --> 00:17:23,619
I've been waiting all my
Life for a night like this.
317
00:17:23,643 --> 00:17:25,621
So have I.
318
00:17:27,513 --> 00:17:30,191
Me too.
319
00:17:30,215 --> 00:17:34,095
What do you say for a
Little wine, mr. Furley?
320
00:17:34,119 --> 00:17:35,764
Give lana some wine.
321
00:17:35,788 --> 00:17:39,308
I sure will. Lana,
Here's some vino.
322
00:17:39,659 --> 00:17:42,037
Ahh.
323
00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:46,608
Lana, my dear, ever since
I first laid eyes on you...
324
00:17:46,632 --> 00:17:51,613
I knew we were destined to be.
325
00:17:51,637 --> 00:17:55,806
Your eyes, your hair...
326
00:18:01,113 --> 00:18:03,926
What's so funny?
327
00:18:03,950 --> 00:18:07,095
In romania, people laugh
At the table all the time.
328
00:18:07,119 --> 00:18:08,630
'cause they're so happy
329
00:18:08,654 --> 00:18:12,174
They're not out in the
Fields pulling a plow!
330
00:18:12,592 --> 00:18:16,460
Well, lana, I hope after tonight,
We'll be more than just friends.
331
00:18:18,163 --> 00:18:20,175
I must confess...
332
00:18:20,199 --> 00:18:23,011
I do tend to attach
Myself to people I like.
333
00:18:23,035 --> 00:18:26,114
Mr. Furley: what's the matter?
334
00:18:26,138 --> 00:18:29,818
Nothing. That's romanian
For "Have some more wine."
335
00:18:32,011 --> 00:18:33,889
A toast to lana...
336
00:18:33,913 --> 00:18:37,515
Who, like old wine,
Gets better with age.
337
00:18:39,819 --> 00:18:43,398
I will drink to
Lana's beauty as well!
338
00:18:43,422 --> 00:18:44,900
To your beauty.
339
00:18:47,727 --> 00:18:49,905
Chrissy! You better hurry up!
340
00:18:49,929 --> 00:18:52,073
I'm going as fast as I can!
341
00:18:52,097 --> 00:18:54,737
You better go faster than...
342
00:18:56,536 --> 00:18:58,046
Look what you made me do!
343
00:18:58,070 --> 00:18:59,748
Me?
344
00:18:59,772 --> 00:19:02,351
Own! Oh! Hot!
345
00:19:02,375 --> 00:19:06,555
Get a plate!
346
00:19:06,579 --> 00:19:08,557
- go wash it off.
- wash it?
347
00:19:08,581 --> 00:19:10,125
Yes, wash it off!
348
00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:11,893
Janet: I'll clean up the floor.
349
00:19:11,917 --> 00:19:13,895
What are you... Whoa!
350
00:19:24,230 --> 00:19:27,242
I knew this evening
Was gonna be a disaster!
351
00:19:27,266 --> 00:19:28,677
All right, look.
352
00:19:28,701 --> 00:19:31,969
Just grab the cake
And follow me, okay?
353
00:19:37,943 --> 00:19:41,457
At last, the moment has come!
354
00:19:41,481 --> 00:19:42,913
Dinner is served.
355
00:19:54,026 --> 00:19:56,238
That's a cake!
356
00:19:56,262 --> 00:19:58,006
Jack: what, that? That's a cake.
357
00:19:58,030 --> 00:20:01,243
Of course, that's a
Cake. But in romania,
358
00:20:01,267 --> 00:20:05,013
It's a tradition to skip the main
Course and start backwards.
359
00:20:05,037 --> 00:20:08,984
That way, you always
Have room for dessert.
360
00:20:09,008 --> 00:20:10,919
There's something
Very wrong here.
361
00:20:10,943 --> 00:20:15,090
You're right. How stupid
Of me. I almost forgot.
362
00:20:15,114 --> 00:20:18,627
No one in romania ever eats
Before the entertainment.
363
00:20:18,651 --> 00:20:21,463
That's why chrissy and janet
Will now perform for you...
364
00:20:21,487 --> 00:20:23,587
The famous romanian
"Yum yum" song.
365
00:20:27,259 --> 00:20:29,838
"Yum yum" song?
366
00:20:29,862 --> 00:20:31,840
"Yum yum" song! Go ahead, girls.
367
00:20:31,864 --> 00:20:34,665
- "Go ahead, girls"?
- janet will go first.
368
00:20:36,435 --> 00:20:39,447
It's the famous song my famous
Romanian grandmother taught me.
369
00:20:39,471 --> 00:20:42,985
♪ in romania, we love to dance ♪
370
00:20:43,009 --> 00:20:45,020
♪ it's the country of romance ♪
371
00:20:45,044 --> 00:20:47,022
♪ grab your partner
And take a spin ♪
372
00:20:47,046 --> 00:20:50,413
♪ then sit right down
And have your "Din"... ♪
373
00:20:52,584 --> 00:20:55,230
Jack: then, of course, the
Wonderful romanian chorus...
374
00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:57,232
♪ yum yum, yum yum! Hey! ♪
375
00:20:57,256 --> 00:20:58,466
♪ yum yum yum, yum yum! ♪
376
00:20:58,490 --> 00:21:00,335
All three: hey! Yum, yum, yum...
377
00:21:00,359 --> 00:21:03,471
- jack: everybody dance!
- all three: ♪ yum yum,
Yum yum! Hey! ♪
378
00:21:03,495 --> 00:21:05,473
♪ yum yum, yum yum! Hey! ♪
379
00:21:05,497 --> 00:21:07,475
♪ yum yum, yum yum! Hey! ♪
380
00:21:07,499 --> 00:21:09,544
♪ yum, yum, yum, yum, yum ♪
381
00:21:09,568 --> 00:21:11,212
♪ yum yum, yum yum! Hey! ♪
382
00:21:11,236 --> 00:21:13,148
♪ yum yum, yum yum! Hey! ♪
383
00:21:13,172 --> 00:21:15,150
♪ yum yum, yum yum! Hey! ♪
384
00:21:15,174 --> 00:21:16,852
♪ yum, yum, yum, yum, yum ♪
385
00:21:16,876 --> 00:21:20,055
♪ yum yum, yum yum! Hey! ♪
386
00:21:20,079 --> 00:21:22,057
To romania!
387
00:21:22,081 --> 00:21:24,715
All: to romania!
388
00:21:27,219 --> 00:21:31,299
I can't remember when
I've had so much fun!
389
00:21:31,323 --> 00:21:33,501
We'll have to do
This again sometime...
390
00:21:33,525 --> 00:21:37,305
Right after lana and I come
Back from our romanian cruise.
391
00:21:37,329 --> 00:21:41,977
After who comes back from where?
392
00:21:42,001 --> 00:21:44,546
We're all gonna be
Such good neighbors.
393
00:21:44,570 --> 00:21:47,015
We are? You mean we can stay?
394
00:21:47,039 --> 00:21:49,139
Stay? Where were you going?
395
00:21:50,910 --> 00:21:53,588
- oh, nowhere!
- thanks for helping,
Lana.
396
00:21:53,612 --> 00:21:55,724
I hope you and mr. Furley
Have a wonderful time
397
00:21:55,748 --> 00:21:57,293
On your romanian cruise.
398
00:21:57,317 --> 00:21:59,961
Romania?
399
00:21:59,985 --> 00:22:03,265
I hear it's wonderful this
Time of year. You'll love it.
400
00:22:03,289 --> 00:22:06,335
Romania, my aunt fanny!
401
00:22:06,359 --> 00:22:09,171
Let me tell you
Something, buster,
402
00:22:09,195 --> 00:22:11,340
I'd sooner go down with the ship
403
00:22:11,364 --> 00:22:13,275
Than to take a cruise
With you to anywhere.
404
00:22:13,299 --> 00:22:14,910
Lana, be nice.
405
00:22:14,934 --> 00:22:18,246
What makes you think I would
Even be seen in public with a...
406
00:22:18,270 --> 00:22:20,349
Worm like him?
407
00:22:20,373 --> 00:22:22,451
Lana, you want some cake?
408
00:22:22,475 --> 00:22:26,388
Even a worm wouldn't be
Seen with a worm like him.
409
00:22:26,412 --> 00:22:30,581
So just stay away
From me, mr. Manager!
410
00:22:38,591 --> 00:22:43,171
That lana's such a kidder!
411
00:22:43,195 --> 00:22:45,674
She really likes
You, I can tell.
412
00:22:45,698 --> 00:22:48,209
- it's true,
Mr. Furley...
- so true!
413
00:22:48,233 --> 00:22:51,602
Mr. Furley? Are you
All right? Say something.
414
00:22:53,706 --> 00:22:56,239
She loves me.
415
00:23:16,596 --> 00:23:19,240
- oh, hi,
Mr. Furley.
- please don't shout.
416
00:23:19,264 --> 00:23:23,344
Chrissy: we're sorry...
About last night.
417
00:23:23,368 --> 00:23:25,881
I can't remember a
Thing about last night.
418
00:23:25,905 --> 00:23:28,049
But I do remember
This is the first,
419
00:23:28,073 --> 00:23:30,652
- and I want the rent!
- jack: the rent?
420
00:23:30,676 --> 00:23:33,789
We thought you'd be
Here to settle the bill
421
00:23:33,813 --> 00:23:36,158
For last night's dinner.
422
00:23:36,182 --> 00:23:39,127
Let's see, there was
The food and the wine...
423
00:23:39,151 --> 00:23:41,296
The singing and dancing
And the gratuities,
424
00:23:41,320 --> 00:23:44,332
Thank you very, very much.
425
00:23:44,356 --> 00:23:47,035
And last but not least,
The champagne bath.
426
00:23:47,059 --> 00:23:49,537
Champagne bath?
427
00:23:49,561 --> 00:23:52,440
That comes to a grand
Total of... Look at this!
428
00:23:52,464 --> 00:23:55,476
$300! What a coincidence,
429
00:23:55,500 --> 00:23:58,780
That's exactly how much
We owe you for the rent.
430
00:23:58,804 --> 00:24:00,015
Champagne bath?
431
00:24:00,039 --> 00:24:02,050
Tell you what, we'll
Just call it even.
432
00:24:02,074 --> 00:24:04,720
Here's your receipt.
Thank you kindly.
433
00:24:04,744 --> 00:24:07,310
I don't remember
Any champagne bath.
434
00:24:08,380 --> 00:24:09,725
You don't?
435
00:24:09,749 --> 00:24:11,860
My goodness, that was
The hit of the evening.
436
00:24:11,884 --> 00:24:15,653
You mean lana saw
Me in the bathtub?
437
00:24:16,756 --> 00:24:18,734
But you don't have
To be embarrassed.
438
00:24:18,758 --> 00:24:20,858
The little bubbles
Hid everything.
439
00:24:48,488 --> 00:24:51,755
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