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-♪ what would you do
If I sang out of tune? ♪
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♪ would you stand up
And walk out on me? ♪
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♪ lend me your ears,
And I'll sing you a song ♪
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♪ I will try not to sing
Out of key, yeah ♪
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♪ oh, baby, I get by ♪
-♪ by with a little help
From my friends ♪
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-♪ all I need is my buddies ♪
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-♪ high with a little help
From my friends ♪
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-♪ I'm sayin'
I'm gonna get higher ♪
-♪ try with a little help
From my friends ♪
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-♪ whoa-oa-oa-oa, yeah ♪
-♪ ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
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-I guess you could say
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I had a pretty uncomplicatedchildhood...
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with one exception --my brother, wayne.
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from the moment we firstlaid eyes on each other,
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we had an instinctive,natural bond.
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it was kind of touching,really.
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so, to ensure that bondwould flourish and grow,
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my parents provided uswith something,
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something to keep us togetherthrough thick and thin --
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a room...
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our room.
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the thing is, we actually hadsome pretty good times there.
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but looking back now,when I think of that room,
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what I remember mostis how big it seemed
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when we were little...
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Wayne!
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...And how little it seemedwhen we got big.
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-die, scrote.
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-get off, butthead!
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-"Butthead, sir."
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-wayne!
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by 1971,our room was beginning to seem
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about the sizeof a postage stamp.
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Idiot.
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-say, "Pretty please."
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-ugh! Eat it.
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-hey, get off!
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-hey!
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What's going on here?
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-nothing.
-nothing.
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-try and get along, will you?
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-right, dad.
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-but it wasn't that simple.
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Oh!
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-dork!
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-buffoon!
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after 14 yearsof living cheek to jowl,
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wayne and I were drowningin a rising tide
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of old comic books, smellysweatsocks, and petty disputes.
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-hey!
That's mine!
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-no, it's not!
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-give me that!
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-no. No.
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-boys?!
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-right, dad.
-right, dad.
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-don't touch my stuff.
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-the thing is,it wasn't our fault.
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we were just two guystrying to get by,
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trying to get...Out.
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-watch it!
-you watch it!
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not that there wasn'ta solution.
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karen's room --
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150 square feet of prime,unoccupied real estate
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right next doorto where we lived.
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-excuse me.
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-just one little hitch.
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-mom, what are you doing?
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-just straightening up.
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-it isn't fair.
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-what, honey?
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-karen's at college.
I mean, she's never here.
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How come she gets her own room?
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-yeah.
What about us?
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but if we were lookingfor even-handed justice,
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we were barkingup the wrong mom.
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-now, don't be silly.
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You have a room.
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That's the way
It's always been --
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One room for the boys
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And one for the girls.
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-and there you had it.
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by accident of birth,we'd been doomed.
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-[ slurping ]
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-do you have to do that?
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-do what?
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[ slurping ]
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-that.
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-hey, if you don't like it,
Then leave.
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-all right. I will.
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but no matter how we triedto get away from each other,
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something kept drawing us back.
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-kevin, are those wayne's socks
You're wearing?
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-[ chuckles ]
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-you know,
Now that I think of it,
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I may have mixed up
Your bureau drawers yesterday.
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Did you boys notice
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Whose underwear
You put on this morning?
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-you wore his underwear?
Eww!
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-look, just don't remind me
About it, okay?
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-man, I think I'd kill myself.
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-come on, guys,
Cut it out.
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I mean, it's not that bad.
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-oh, yeah?
What could be worse?
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-well, let me see.
-paul, just drop it, okay?
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-sure.
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Just -- he is your brother.
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You're lucky to have one.
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-easy for paul to say.he didn't have a brother.
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Paul, trust me.
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I can't get away from him.
He's driving me crazy.
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-sure. But what about
The good things?
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The camaraderie,
The easy give-and-take,
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The heartfelt respect.
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[ brakes squeal ]
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-hey, butthead!
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Don't touch my stuff!
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[ car backfires ]
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-I still say you're lucky --
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Having someone to talk to...
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Someone there
To share your dreams...
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Someone sleeping next to you
At night.
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-[ snoring ]
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-[ sighs ]
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Wayne.
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Wayne!
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Wayne!
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-what?
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-shut up, will you?
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-no. you shut up.
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-no. you shut up.
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-you shut up.
-you shut up.
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-you shut up.
-you shut up.
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-you shut up.
-you shut up.
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paul's theories aside...
-why'd you wake me up?
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-...It was pretty clearwayne and I had reached
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the point of no return.
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Ow!
-I don't snore.
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-yes, you do.
I am living proof!
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-no, I don't.
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-it was time for a change.
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the only question was, how...
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and when?
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-now, shut up!
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-more potatoes, honey?
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-mm.
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Thanks, mom.
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-my sister, karen,was home from college,
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which could only meanone of three things.
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-so...
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How's school?
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-great, dad.
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-grades?
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-okay, I think.
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-leaving only...
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-money?
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-well, that's what I want
To talk to you about.
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-here it came --the mid-semester bite,
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the freshman pinch.
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-how much?
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-nothing.
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I got a job.
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-[ gags ]
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[ coughs ]
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A job?
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-you're kidding.
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-job?
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-yes, dad. A job.
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-well, that's nice, honey.
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What kind of a job?
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-at the co-op,
On campus for the summertime.
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-but I thought you were
Coming home this summer.
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-nope.
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I'm gonna be living up there.
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-now, let's take a moment
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to considerwhat just happened here.
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my sister had told her family
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she wouldn't be homefor the summer.
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to my parents, that meantlosing their eldest child,
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their only girl,their flesh and blood.
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but to wayne and me, it meantsomething much more immense.
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Can we have her room?
-can we have her room?
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-hmm.
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must have beensomething we said.
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-there they are.
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-what do you mean
You're not coming home?
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-but, daddy...
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-you could tell karenwas fighting for her freedom.
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but there was more than justher freedom at stake here.
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Man, I hope they let her go.
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[ indistinct arguing ]
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[ swing creaking ]
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so, for the next hour, whileour future hung in the balance,
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we waited...
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-they got to let her go.
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-...Kind of likeexpectant fathers.
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-think they're gonna let her go?
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the funny thing is,we actually had fun,
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hanging out, being together.
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-I'm gonna get some soda.
You want some?
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[ door opens ]
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Oh, no.
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-it was pretty clearwhat had happened.
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-well, guys...
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I'm out of here.
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Looks like the room's yours.
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-yes!
-yes!
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-yes!
-yes!
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-yes!
-yes!
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-yes!
-oh, yes!
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-yes!
-yes!
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-oh, yes!
-yes! Yes!
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[ crack! ]
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Yes!
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-yes!
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-so, the next day,while mom and dad
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were bidding goodbyeto karen's summers at home...
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-yes! Yes!
-yes!
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-yes!
-yes!
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...Wayne and Iwere saying farewell to an era.
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it was almost poignant.
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-nice knowing you.
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-yeah.
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You too.
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-[ sighs ]
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Well...
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-the time had come.
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there was nothingleft to say but...
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-see you, butthead.
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-see you.
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just one little detail.
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-so, when you leaving?
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-me?
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No, I'm not leaving.
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-what?
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-I thought you were leaving.
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-no.
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No, I'm staying right here.
you're leaving.
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-I don't think so.
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-no. No.
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No.
See, this is my room.
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-wrong!
This is my room.
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that's your room.
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and that's when the full horrorof what was transpiring hit us.
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after more than a decadeof strife,
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it had come down to this.
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we'd clawed our wayto the very brink of freedom
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from each other.
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and now...
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-butthead!
-idiot!
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...Suddenly...
Get off me, you stupid jerk!
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...We were going nowhere.
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Butthead!
It's my room!
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Get off! Aah!
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Aah!
-I'll kill you.
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-idiot!
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-okay.
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Move out, you can have
Anything on this bed.
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-and so negotiations began.
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I don't want anything
On this bed.
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-what?
-it's all junk.
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Why don't you take
Something of mine?
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-you must be joking.
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-all right, fine.
Suit yourself.
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-I'll drive you to school
Every day.
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-in your car?
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-aaaah.
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-apparentlyour negotiational skills
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left something to be desired.
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-I'll pay you 10 bucks.
269
00:12:03,523 --> 00:12:04,621
-no!
270
00:12:04,623 --> 00:12:05,556
-$20.
-no!
271
00:12:05,558 --> 00:12:06,857
-$1,000.
272
00:12:07,827 --> 00:12:10,127
$100.
273
00:12:10,129 --> 00:12:12,396
-look, wayne,
This isn't about money, okay?
274
00:12:12,398 --> 00:12:15,365
whatever it was about,this was too important
275
00:12:15,367 --> 00:12:18,169
to be leftto mere dollars and cents.
276
00:12:18,171 --> 00:12:19,937
-one, two, three, shoot.
277
00:12:19,939 --> 00:12:22,673
-so, we left itup to blind luck.
278
00:12:22,675 --> 00:12:23,841
-odds -- mine.
279
00:12:23,843 --> 00:12:25,709
1-zip.
280
00:12:25,711 --> 00:12:27,010
-what the heck?
281
00:12:27,012 --> 00:12:29,146
at least this would settle it,one way or the other.
282
00:12:29,148 --> 00:12:30,147
-shoot!
283
00:12:30,149 --> 00:12:31,816
-evens.
1-up.
284
00:12:32,352 --> 00:12:34,118
[ chuckles ]
285
00:12:34,120 --> 00:12:36,153
-shoot!
286
00:12:36,155 --> 00:12:38,489
-yes! Yes!
[ laughs ]
287
00:12:38,491 --> 00:12:41,692
there it was --an indisputable victory.
288
00:12:41,694 --> 00:12:42,960
I win.
289
00:12:42,962 --> 00:12:44,929
-I don't know
What you're talking about.
290
00:12:44,931 --> 00:12:47,331
-I win.
Two out of three.
291
00:12:47,333 --> 00:12:49,566
-it's the best three
Out of five.
292
00:12:49,568 --> 00:12:50,868
-no, it's not.
293
00:12:50,870 --> 00:12:52,103
-yes, it is.
294
00:12:52,105 --> 00:12:53,904
-it's two out of three.
-three out of five.
295
00:12:53,906 --> 00:12:55,606
-two out of three!
-three out of five.
296
00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:57,441
-wayne, that's cheating.
-fine.
297
00:12:57,443 --> 00:12:58,910
You don't want to play fair?
298
00:12:58,912 --> 00:13:01,279
Then we'll just forget
The whole thing.
299
00:13:04,516 --> 00:13:06,383
-[ whistling ]
300
00:13:09,322 --> 00:13:11,188
-the thing is,I wasn't sure myself
301
00:13:11,190 --> 00:13:12,723
why wayne and I couldn't agree
302
00:13:12,725 --> 00:13:15,726
on the one thingwe both wanted so much.
303
00:13:15,728 --> 00:13:17,594
-so, uh...
304
00:13:17,596 --> 00:13:19,763
Who's moving into karen's room?
305
00:13:19,765 --> 00:13:22,533
-he is.
-he is.
306
00:13:22,535 --> 00:13:24,035
all I knew was...
307
00:13:26,906 --> 00:13:30,374
...Neither one of uswas backing down.
308
00:13:30,376 --> 00:13:31,375
-I don't get it.
309
00:13:31,377 --> 00:13:33,277
What's the big deal?
It's just a room.
310
00:13:33,279 --> 00:13:34,945
-look, paul,
It's not that simple.
311
00:13:34,947 --> 00:13:36,680
There are principles
At stake here.
312
00:13:36,682 --> 00:13:38,249
-what principles?
313
00:13:38,251 --> 00:13:39,416
-well...
314
00:13:39,418 --> 00:13:41,718
It's my room.
315
00:13:41,720 --> 00:13:43,120
-true.
316
00:13:43,122 --> 00:13:45,122
But it's his room, too, right?
317
00:13:45,124 --> 00:13:47,090
And he is older,
Which gives him seniority.
318
00:13:47,092 --> 00:13:49,460
-oh, okay.
Go ahead. Take his side.
319
00:13:49,462 --> 00:13:51,728
-well, sorry.
But you did say --
320
00:13:51,730 --> 00:13:53,497
-well, just forget
I said anything, okay?
321
00:13:53,499 --> 00:13:55,366
-maybe he's just afraid
To be alone.
322
00:13:55,368 --> 00:13:56,400
-what?
323
00:13:56,402 --> 00:13:58,135
-or maybe he's afraid
Of the dark.
324
00:13:58,137 --> 00:14:00,070
Oooooh!
325
00:14:00,072 --> 00:14:01,071
-very funny.
326
00:14:01,073 --> 00:14:02,439
-hey, everybody...
327
00:14:02,441 --> 00:14:04,341
Kevin arnold's
Afraid of the dark.
328
00:14:04,343 --> 00:14:06,844
Oooooooh!
329
00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:08,745
[ laughter ]
-I am not!
330
00:14:10,783 --> 00:14:15,219
so much for the counselof trusted friends.
331
00:14:17,089 --> 00:14:19,890
still, that night,a thought occurred to me
332
00:14:19,892 --> 00:14:21,825
that sent chills down my spine,
333
00:14:21,827 --> 00:14:25,396
something more terrifyingthan ghosts and goblins.
334
00:14:26,965 --> 00:14:29,667
was it possible --just possible --
335
00:14:29,669 --> 00:14:33,103
that I was actuallygoing to miss my brother?
336
00:14:33,105 --> 00:14:34,371
[ water dripping ]
337
00:14:40,746 --> 00:14:43,881
Nah.
338
00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:45,516
I had to shake this off.
339
00:14:45,518 --> 00:14:47,451
it was time to work this out.
340
00:14:47,453 --> 00:14:49,353
time to unlock doors.
341
00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:53,857
Wayne!
342
00:14:55,261 --> 00:14:57,094
-come in!
343
00:14:59,865 --> 00:15:01,898
-what is this?
344
00:15:01,900 --> 00:15:04,534
[ horn honking ]
345
00:15:06,272 --> 00:15:07,571
-this?
346
00:15:07,573 --> 00:15:11,408
Well, let's just think of this
As traffic control.
347
00:15:11,410 --> 00:15:13,577
-meaning what?
348
00:15:13,579 --> 00:15:16,180
-meaning if you insist
On coming into my room,
349
00:15:16,182 --> 00:15:18,782
You will obey
The traffic regulations.
350
00:15:18,784 --> 00:15:20,784
You will stay in authorized
Lanes at all times.
351
00:15:20,786 --> 00:15:22,553
Otherwise...
352
00:15:22,555 --> 00:15:24,721
There's a penalty.
353
00:15:24,723 --> 00:15:26,957
-wayne, you're crazy.
You know that?
354
00:15:26,959 --> 00:15:29,493
-oops.
Over the line.
355
00:15:29,495 --> 00:15:30,727
Sorry.
356
00:15:30,729 --> 00:15:31,996
-[ scoffs ]
357
00:15:31,998 --> 00:15:34,698
-out of bounds.
Penalty.
358
00:15:34,700 --> 00:15:36,400
-wayne, I'm warning you.
359
00:15:36,402 --> 00:15:39,202
-too much time in the red zone.
360
00:15:39,204 --> 00:15:40,504
Ah!
361
00:15:40,506 --> 00:15:42,573
-that's it.
-hey!
362
00:15:42,575 --> 00:15:44,541
-idiot!
I'm gonna kill you.
363
00:15:44,543 --> 00:15:45,576
-get off me!
364
00:15:45,578 --> 00:15:46,677
-eat it!
365
00:15:46,679 --> 00:15:48,812
-you punk!
366
00:15:48,814 --> 00:15:50,614
Cut it out!
Cut it out, scrote!
367
00:15:50,616 --> 00:15:52,950
-get off me!
[ glass breaking ]
368
00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:55,052
-the hell's going on here?
369
00:15:57,256 --> 00:15:58,923
It's about that damn room,
Isn't it?
370
00:15:58,925 --> 00:16:00,791
-look, dad --
-fine.
371
00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:03,493
You can't make a decision,
I'll make it for you.
372
00:16:05,865 --> 00:16:07,865
Nobody gets it.
373
00:16:07,867 --> 00:16:08,799
-but, dad --
374
00:16:08,801 --> 00:16:10,601
-you heard me.
Nobody.
375
00:16:10,603 --> 00:16:12,369
I'll turn it into a den.
376
00:16:12,371 --> 00:16:14,271
-uh, but, dad --
-and I don't want to hear
Another word about it.
377
00:16:14,273 --> 00:16:16,407
You've been bickering
Long enough.
378
00:16:16,409 --> 00:16:17,608
Am I understood?
379
00:16:19,545 --> 00:16:21,612
Good.
380
00:16:30,255 --> 00:16:34,391
-we sat there, stunnedby one horrible irony --
381
00:16:34,393 --> 00:16:36,293
in struggling to get apart,
382
00:16:36,295 --> 00:16:39,830
we'd locked ourselves togetheronce again.
383
00:16:39,832 --> 00:16:41,365
-that's it.
384
00:16:41,367 --> 00:16:43,300
-where are you going?
385
00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:49,707
Wayne!
386
00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:56,080
Wayne!
387
00:16:56,082 --> 00:16:58,148
-[ grunts ]
Beat it!
388
00:17:01,553 --> 00:17:03,320
-wait -- wait up!
389
00:17:03,322 --> 00:17:04,454
[ car door opens ]
390
00:17:04,456 --> 00:17:05,756
-you heard me.
391
00:17:05,758 --> 00:17:08,191
Get out of here!
This is all your fault!
392
00:17:08,193 --> 00:17:09,292
-mine?
Hey, I didn't --
393
00:17:09,294 --> 00:17:10,928
-look, I don't even want
To talk about it.
394
00:17:10,930 --> 00:17:11,996
Now scram!
395
00:17:11,998 --> 00:17:13,764
-where are you going?
396
00:17:13,766 --> 00:17:16,433
-where does it look
Like I'm going?
397
00:17:16,435 --> 00:17:18,101
-oh, you're gonna sleep
In your car?
398
00:17:18,103 --> 00:17:19,770
-you got it, butthead.
399
00:17:19,772 --> 00:17:21,772
-well, why?
400
00:17:21,774 --> 00:17:24,041
I mean, you got a bed in there.
401
00:17:24,043 --> 00:17:27,544
-because
I would rather sleep here
402
00:17:27,546 --> 00:17:31,414
Than spend one more night
In that room with you!
403
00:17:33,352 --> 00:17:35,385
-what?
404
00:17:35,387 --> 00:17:37,121
-don't you get it?
405
00:17:37,123 --> 00:17:39,123
I'm sick of you.
406
00:17:39,125 --> 00:17:42,225
I'm sick of seeing you.
I'm sick of hearing you.
407
00:17:42,227 --> 00:17:44,461
And I'm sick of knowing you.
408
00:17:46,465 --> 00:17:49,432
Now get out of here!
409
00:17:51,169 --> 00:17:53,003
[ car door slams ]
410
00:17:53,005 --> 00:17:56,874
-it wasn't just what he saidthat hurt.
411
00:17:56,876 --> 00:17:59,710
it was the factthat he meant it.
412
00:17:59,712 --> 00:18:01,311
[ zipper closes ]
413
00:18:01,313 --> 00:18:05,015
and at that moment,I felt...Betrayed.
414
00:18:06,452 --> 00:18:09,220
after 14 yearsof putting up with the guy,
415
00:18:09,222 --> 00:18:11,788
a guy virtually no onecould stand,
416
00:18:11,790 --> 00:18:15,225
he had the nerveto say a thing like that?
417
00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:18,328
-hey, cut it out!
418
00:18:20,166 --> 00:18:22,032
I said cut it out, scrote!
419
00:18:22,034 --> 00:18:23,299
-but I didn't care.
420
00:18:23,301 --> 00:18:24,735
I was sick of wayne.
421
00:18:24,737 --> 00:18:28,405
for the first time in my life,I truly wanted him gone.
422
00:18:31,177 --> 00:18:32,476
and then...
423
00:18:32,478 --> 00:18:34,778
wayne went.
424
00:18:34,780 --> 00:18:35,879
-hey!
425
00:18:35,881 --> 00:18:38,282
-wayne!
426
00:18:38,284 --> 00:18:40,050
Wayne!
427
00:18:40,052 --> 00:18:41,618
Wayne!
-help!
428
00:18:41,620 --> 00:18:43,787
-wayne, unlock the door!
429
00:18:43,789 --> 00:18:45,656
-I can't!
430
00:18:45,658 --> 00:18:47,658
-unlock the door!
-I can't!
431
00:18:47,660 --> 00:18:49,125
-wayne! Wayne!
432
00:18:49,127 --> 00:18:51,962
-you're gonna pay for that!
433
00:18:55,734 --> 00:18:59,269
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
434
00:18:59,271 --> 00:19:01,672
Aaaaaaaaaaaaah!
435
00:19:01,674 --> 00:19:05,108
Aaaaaaaaaah!
436
00:19:21,861 --> 00:19:26,596
-sometimes it takes a tragedyto put things in perspective.
437
00:19:26,598 --> 00:19:29,666
sometimes it takesa worn-out brake,
438
00:19:29,668 --> 00:19:32,669
five trash cans,and a busted fire hydrant.
439
00:19:32,671 --> 00:19:34,504
in any event...
440
00:19:34,506 --> 00:19:36,873
I'll take karen's room.
441
00:19:39,211 --> 00:19:42,980
...That night, wayne and Ireached an understanding.
442
00:19:42,982 --> 00:19:45,248
-no.
443
00:19:45,250 --> 00:19:47,217
I'll take it.
444
00:19:47,219 --> 00:19:48,919
-no. No, really.
445
00:19:48,921 --> 00:19:50,921
I'll take the room.
446
00:19:50,923 --> 00:19:53,624
-no.
I want it, really.
447
00:19:53,626 --> 00:19:55,492
-no. It's okay.
I'll take it, really.
448
00:19:55,494 --> 00:19:57,361
-no, no, no.
I know it's okay, kev.
449
00:19:57,363 --> 00:19:58,328
-wayne, I'll take the room.
450
00:19:58,330 --> 00:20:00,097
-it's okay.
I'll take the room.
451
00:20:00,099 --> 00:20:01,131
It's all right.
452
00:20:01,133 --> 00:20:02,933
-no.
Wayne, don't worry about it.
453
00:20:02,935 --> 00:20:04,634
I'll take the room.
It's fine.
454
00:20:04,636 --> 00:20:05,735
-no, I'm not worried.
455
00:20:05,737 --> 00:20:07,171
I mean, I want the room.
456
00:20:07,173 --> 00:20:08,939
-I know you don't.
I'll take it.
457
00:20:08,941 --> 00:20:10,874
'cause I know you'd rather
Be in our room.
458
00:20:10,876 --> 00:20:13,410
in the end, dad flipped a coin.
459
00:20:13,412 --> 00:20:15,045
-it was our room growing up.
460
00:20:15,047 --> 00:20:17,014
I'd rather you have it now,
Okay?
461
00:20:21,053 --> 00:20:24,587
-childhood is a struggle.
462
00:20:24,589 --> 00:20:27,625
in struggling to separateourselves from one another,
463
00:20:27,627 --> 00:20:32,696
wayne and I had also struggledto stay together.
464
00:20:32,698 --> 00:20:37,000
in order to break apart,we'd had to hurt each other.
465
00:20:38,804 --> 00:20:41,471
and now...
466
00:20:41,473 --> 00:20:44,073
we'd done what we had to do.
467
00:21:05,063 --> 00:21:06,996
[ knock on wall ]
468
00:21:13,906 --> 00:21:15,873
[ knock on wall ]
469
00:21:31,289 --> 00:21:33,256
[ knock on wall ]
470
00:21:37,863 --> 00:21:39,596
[ knock, knock ]
471
00:21:45,170 --> 00:21:49,105
the thing is, even today,
472
00:21:49,107 --> 00:21:50,907
on nights when I lie in bed
473
00:21:50,909 --> 00:21:53,677
listening to my childrenin their rooms,
474
00:21:53,679 --> 00:21:56,146
breathing next to one another,
475
00:21:56,148 --> 00:21:57,547
I wish for them
476
00:21:57,549 --> 00:22:00,751
what my parents had wishedfor my brother and me.
477
00:22:03,555 --> 00:22:05,722
[ projector whirring ]
478
00:22:08,360 --> 00:22:12,328
I wish for them what we had.
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