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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,167 --> 00:00:06,505 -♪ what would you do If I sang out of tune? ♪ 2 00:00:06,507 --> 00:00:11,275 ♪ would you stand up And walk out on me? ♪ 3 00:00:11,277 --> 00:00:17,515 ♪ lend me your ears, And I'll sing you a song ♪ 4 00:00:17,517 --> 00:00:21,018 ♪ I will try not to sing Out of key, yeah ♪ 5 00:00:21,020 --> 00:00:25,156 ♪ oh, baby, I get by ♪ -♪ by with a little help From my friends ♪ 6 00:00:25,158 --> 00:00:26,691 -♪ all I need is my buddies ♪ 7 00:00:26,693 --> 00:00:29,761 -♪ high with a little help From my friends ♪ 8 00:00:29,763 --> 00:00:35,299 -♪ I'm sayin' I'm gonna get higher ♪ -♪ try with a little help From my friends ♪ 9 00:00:35,301 --> 00:00:36,567 -♪ whoa-oa-oa-oa ♪ 10 00:00:36,569 --> 00:00:38,303 -♪ oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 11 00:00:38,305 --> 00:00:42,707 -♪ somebody who knows Quite sure ♪ 12 00:00:42,709 --> 00:00:43,908 ♪ baby ♪ 13 00:00:43,910 --> 00:00:46,644 -♪ by with a little help From my friends ♪ 14 00:00:46,646 --> 00:00:48,747 -♪ said I'm gonna make it With my friends ♪ 15 00:00:48,749 --> 00:00:51,482 -♪ try with a little help From my friends ♪ 16 00:00:51,484 --> 00:00:53,885 -♪ oh, I'm gonna Keep on trying ♪ 17 00:00:53,887 --> 00:00:56,420 -♪ high with a little help From my friends ♪ 18 00:00:56,422 --> 00:00:58,956 ♪ I'm gonna keep on trying now, Baby ♪ 19 00:00:58,958 --> 00:01:03,595 -♪ ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 20 00:01:05,832 --> 00:01:07,732 -no two ways about it -- 21 00:01:07,734 --> 00:01:09,634 when I was 14... -hey. 22 00:01:09,636 --> 00:01:11,536 Uh! 23 00:01:11,538 --> 00:01:14,272 -...I was a pretty cool kid. 24 00:01:14,274 --> 00:01:17,875 not in the 99th percentile of coolness maybe, 25 00:01:17,877 --> 00:01:21,313 but definitely top third of my class. 26 00:01:21,315 --> 00:01:23,047 -♪ and when you get it... ♪ 27 00:01:23,049 --> 00:01:25,883 -I knew the walk. I knew the talk. 28 00:01:25,885 --> 00:01:29,254 I had my own kind of style. 29 00:01:29,256 --> 00:01:32,257 but like a lot of cool kids my age, 30 00:01:32,259 --> 00:01:35,126 I did have one tragic flaw, 31 00:01:35,128 --> 00:01:36,394 one terrible secret 32 00:01:36,396 --> 00:01:40,031 that threatened the very fabric of my fragile image. 33 00:01:40,033 --> 00:01:41,766 -♪ whoa, yeah ♪ 34 00:01:41,768 --> 00:01:43,668 ♪ I'm a soul man ♪ 35 00:01:43,670 --> 00:01:45,970 -I, kevin arnold... 36 00:01:45,972 --> 00:01:48,106 -hi, honey! 37 00:01:48,108 --> 00:01:48,973 -hi, mom. 38 00:01:48,975 --> 00:01:50,675 -...Had a mom. 39 00:01:50,677 --> 00:01:52,310 -did you have a good day At school? 40 00:01:52,312 --> 00:01:53,345 -yeah. 41 00:01:53,347 --> 00:01:55,647 -well, I'm glad. 42 00:01:55,649 --> 00:01:58,149 -don't get me wrong, I liked my mother. 43 00:01:58,151 --> 00:01:59,450 she was good to me. 44 00:01:59,452 --> 00:02:00,885 -hungry? 45 00:02:00,887 --> 00:02:02,486 -nah. 46 00:02:03,656 --> 00:02:06,757 Well, a little. 47 00:02:06,759 --> 00:02:08,026 -good. 48 00:02:08,028 --> 00:02:10,929 I made you A grilled-cheese sandwich. 49 00:02:10,931 --> 00:02:13,298 -she made me grilled-cheese sandwiches. 50 00:02:13,300 --> 00:02:14,699 -milk? 51 00:02:14,701 --> 00:02:15,967 -thanks. 52 00:02:15,969 --> 00:02:17,134 -she poured my milk. 53 00:02:17,136 --> 00:02:20,070 -oh, and I sewed that button On the shirt that you like 54 00:02:20,072 --> 00:02:21,872 So you can wear it tomorrow. 55 00:02:21,874 --> 00:02:23,608 -she sewed my buttons. 56 00:02:23,610 --> 00:02:24,976 -that's great, mom. 57 00:02:24,978 --> 00:02:28,446 -and I went shopping For you today. 58 00:02:28,448 --> 00:02:31,182 -you did? 59 00:02:31,184 --> 00:02:32,116 -mm-hmm. 60 00:02:32,118 --> 00:02:34,920 -face it -- the woman loved me. 61 00:02:34,922 --> 00:02:37,522 she knew me better than anyone in the world, 62 00:02:37,524 --> 00:02:39,757 which, of course, was the problem. 63 00:02:39,759 --> 00:02:42,360 -look! Underpants! 64 00:02:42,362 --> 00:02:44,062 [ horror music plays ] 65 00:02:44,064 --> 00:02:46,864 Your favorite kind. 66 00:02:46,866 --> 00:02:48,633 -she knew too much. 67 00:02:48,635 --> 00:02:52,002 [ buzzer sounds on tv ] 68 00:02:52,004 --> 00:02:55,006 still, like a lot of housewives of her time, 69 00:02:55,008 --> 00:02:58,476 what mom knew was pretty much limited to her domain. 70 00:02:58,478 --> 00:03:00,645 -oh, jack, the dryer's Been acting up again. 71 00:03:00,647 --> 00:03:02,580 I had to change the filter On it today. 72 00:03:02,582 --> 00:03:04,015 -ehhh. 73 00:03:04,017 --> 00:03:06,918 -and I put a new shower curtain Up in the bathroom. 74 00:03:06,920 --> 00:03:09,754 -and so long as what she did in her world 75 00:03:09,756 --> 00:03:12,290 didn't interfere with our world, 76 00:03:12,292 --> 00:03:13,792 that was fine with us. 77 00:03:16,163 --> 00:03:17,662 -and... 78 00:03:17,664 --> 00:03:20,965 I've got some news. 79 00:03:20,967 --> 00:03:23,668 I was in line this morning At the a&p, 80 00:03:23,670 --> 00:03:26,571 And marietta newburn Was ahead of me. 81 00:03:26,573 --> 00:03:29,240 She mentioned that her next-door Neighbor had just quit her job, 82 00:03:29,242 --> 00:03:31,376 And they needed someone To fill her position. 83 00:03:31,378 --> 00:03:34,145 Just temporarily. 84 00:03:35,882 --> 00:03:38,149 -so? 85 00:03:38,151 --> 00:03:40,919 -so I went in. 86 00:03:40,921 --> 00:03:45,923 It's mostly just light typing And filing, nothing difficult. 87 00:03:45,925 --> 00:03:49,561 And I'd be home in plenty Of time to cook dinner. 88 00:03:49,563 --> 00:03:52,029 What do you think? 89 00:03:52,031 --> 00:03:53,964 -now, obviously what was required here 90 00:03:53,966 --> 00:03:56,601 was a show of enthusiasm, however half-hearted. 91 00:03:56,603 --> 00:03:58,836 -fine with me, then. 92 00:03:58,838 --> 00:04:00,071 -sounds great, mom. 93 00:04:00,073 --> 00:04:01,305 -mom... 94 00:04:03,043 --> 00:04:05,376 You're blocking the tv! 95 00:04:05,378 --> 00:04:06,211 [ buzzer sounds on tv ] 96 00:04:06,213 --> 00:04:09,146 -oh, gosh! I'm sorry! 97 00:04:09,148 --> 00:04:12,216 -and the decision had been made. 98 00:04:12,218 --> 00:04:13,884 -well, then. 99 00:04:13,886 --> 00:04:16,721 I guess that's that. 100 00:04:16,723 --> 00:04:20,591 -after all, if a little meaningless clerical work 101 00:04:20,593 --> 00:04:23,460 could brighten her day, nothing wrong with that. 102 00:04:23,462 --> 00:04:25,563 -so, where is this job? 103 00:04:25,565 --> 00:04:27,866 -in the attendance office At kevin's school. 104 00:04:27,868 --> 00:04:30,234 [ buzzer sounds on tv ] 105 00:04:30,236 --> 00:04:33,671 -it was the cool kid's worst nightmare. 106 00:04:33,673 --> 00:04:37,141 -mom? Listen, about this job. 107 00:04:37,143 --> 00:04:40,445 -give me a hand with this, Will you, honey? 108 00:04:40,447 --> 00:04:42,613 Oh. Whew! 109 00:04:42,615 --> 00:04:45,349 It's been so long Since I've actually typed. 110 00:04:45,351 --> 00:04:48,185 Wonder if it's like Riding a bicycle. 111 00:04:48,187 --> 00:04:50,154 -seemed to me this was a little more critical 112 00:04:50,156 --> 00:04:51,555 than typewriters or bicycles. 113 00:04:51,557 --> 00:04:54,758 -mom, are you sure This is a good idea? 114 00:04:54,760 --> 00:04:56,360 I mean, I just wondered if, 115 00:04:56,362 --> 00:04:58,929 You know, you've thought This all through. 116 00:04:58,931 --> 00:05:00,531 -how do you mean, honey? 117 00:05:00,533 --> 00:05:02,867 -well, you know, A big decision like this 118 00:05:02,869 --> 00:05:05,437 Isn't something You just want to rush into. 119 00:05:05,439 --> 00:05:06,871 -oh. 120 00:05:06,873 --> 00:05:09,139 I see. 121 00:05:09,141 --> 00:05:10,441 -there. 122 00:05:10,443 --> 00:05:12,877 all I had to do was detail the greater ramifications. 123 00:05:12,879 --> 00:05:15,212 -which one do you think I should wear? 124 00:05:15,214 --> 00:05:16,880 -mom! 125 00:05:19,051 --> 00:05:21,085 -kevin. 126 00:05:21,087 --> 00:05:24,555 You're really worried About this, aren't you? 127 00:05:24,557 --> 00:05:25,990 -god bless the woman. 128 00:05:25,992 --> 00:05:27,625 -kind of. 129 00:05:27,627 --> 00:05:28,593 -well, don't be. 130 00:05:28,595 --> 00:05:30,829 Just because I'm going to work 131 00:05:30,831 --> 00:05:33,798 Doesn't mean That I'm gonna neglect you. 132 00:05:33,800 --> 00:05:35,500 -what? 133 00:05:35,502 --> 00:05:38,936 -I may have a job, But I'm still your mother. 134 00:05:38,938 --> 00:05:41,740 And you're still my little boy. 135 00:05:41,742 --> 00:05:45,610 -it wasn't exactly a comforting thought. 136 00:05:45,612 --> 00:05:47,879 -give me that. 137 00:05:47,881 --> 00:05:49,914 -still, I figured sooner or later, 138 00:05:49,916 --> 00:05:52,617 mom would realize what a bad idea this was. 139 00:05:52,619 --> 00:05:55,720 all she needed was a little time to think it over. 140 00:05:55,722 --> 00:05:58,456 -what time Should we leave tomorrow? 141 00:05:58,458 --> 00:06:00,157 -tomorrow? 142 00:06:00,159 --> 00:06:03,994 -I start at 9:00. We can drive to school together. 143 00:06:03,996 --> 00:06:07,532 -thanks, but I think I'll take the bus. 144 00:06:08,968 --> 00:06:10,701 [ horn honks ] 145 00:06:10,703 --> 00:06:12,436 -this is fun, isn't it? 146 00:06:13,906 --> 00:06:16,740 -so much for public transportation. 147 00:06:16,742 --> 00:06:18,943 -I have never seen you Dawdle so long 148 00:06:18,945 --> 00:06:20,544 Getting ready for school. 149 00:06:20,546 --> 00:06:23,113 -sorry. 150 00:06:23,115 --> 00:06:25,049 -you think I'm dressed okay? 151 00:06:25,051 --> 00:06:29,119 -actually, she looked kind of like an astronaut's wife. 152 00:06:29,121 --> 00:06:30,187 -you look fine, mom. 153 00:06:30,189 --> 00:06:32,824 -now if she could only look invisible. 154 00:06:32,826 --> 00:06:36,026 -I'm just sorry that we won't Be able to see each other more. 155 00:06:36,028 --> 00:06:38,663 -what do you mean? 156 00:06:38,665 --> 00:06:39,998 -well, I'll probably be cooped up 157 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:41,566 In that attendance office All day. 158 00:06:41,568 --> 00:06:44,401 I don't think I'll even Have time to say hello. 159 00:06:44,403 --> 00:06:47,304 -you won't? 160 00:06:49,008 --> 00:06:51,176 -well, then. things were looking up. 161 00:06:51,178 --> 00:06:53,077 maybe this wouldn't be so bad. 162 00:06:53,079 --> 00:06:54,979 maybe once we got to school, 163 00:06:54,981 --> 00:06:57,648 no one would even know she was there. 164 00:06:57,650 --> 00:07:00,518 [ indistinct conversations ] 165 00:07:03,656 --> 00:07:05,956 once we actually got to school. 166 00:07:05,958 --> 00:07:06,991 -ready? 167 00:07:16,369 --> 00:07:18,002 Kevin? 168 00:07:18,004 --> 00:07:20,804 -uh, you go ahead, mom. 169 00:07:20,806 --> 00:07:23,407 I got a, uh -- A knot in my shoelace. 170 00:07:23,409 --> 00:07:24,775 -you want any help? 171 00:07:24,777 --> 00:07:27,512 Oh, I may have an extra one In my -- 172 00:07:27,514 --> 00:07:30,547 -no! No, really. Thanks! 173 00:07:30,549 --> 00:07:32,717 -I don't want to be late. 174 00:07:32,719 --> 00:07:34,285 -no, no, wouldn't want that. 175 00:07:34,287 --> 00:07:36,521 -well, then. -see you, mom! 176 00:07:39,892 --> 00:07:43,093 [ school bell rings ] 177 00:07:43,095 --> 00:07:45,430 -so, I'd passed the critical hurdle. 178 00:07:45,432 --> 00:07:47,264 I'd crossed the mine field. 179 00:07:47,266 --> 00:07:50,568 with mom safely stashed in the attendance office, 180 00:07:50,570 --> 00:07:53,704 I was feeling good again, cool again. 181 00:07:53,706 --> 00:07:55,540 -hey, kev! 182 00:07:57,677 --> 00:07:59,410 Guess who I ran into At the attendance office. 183 00:07:59,412 --> 00:08:00,712 Your mom. 184 00:08:01,848 --> 00:08:04,549 Oh, she wanted me To give this to you. 185 00:08:04,551 --> 00:08:07,318 -oh, my gosh. 186 00:08:07,320 --> 00:08:09,620 there was only one way to handle this. 187 00:08:09,622 --> 00:08:11,322 -[ laughs ] 188 00:08:11,324 --> 00:08:13,891 That's a pretty good one, paul! 189 00:08:13,893 --> 00:08:14,592 -huh? 190 00:08:14,594 --> 00:08:15,927 -my mother? 191 00:08:15,929 --> 00:08:17,828 I don't even have a mother. 192 00:08:17,830 --> 00:08:19,230 -what? 193 00:08:19,232 --> 00:08:21,399 -well, Of course I have a mother, 194 00:08:21,401 --> 00:08:23,200 But she's not here, paul. 195 00:08:23,202 --> 00:08:25,169 Give me that. -but I just saw her. 196 00:08:25,171 --> 00:08:26,570 -no, you didn't, paul. 197 00:08:26,572 --> 00:08:28,405 -but I'm sure I -- -no, you didn't, paul. 198 00:08:28,407 --> 00:08:31,242 You did not see my mother, paul. Do I make myself clear? 199 00:08:31,244 --> 00:08:32,810 [ school bell rings ] 200 00:08:32,812 --> 00:08:35,513 -oh. -take you seats, please. 201 00:08:37,617 --> 00:08:38,850 -[ sighs ] 202 00:08:38,852 --> 00:08:41,519 -okay, I'd weaseled my way out of it. 203 00:08:41,521 --> 00:08:44,722 but it was clear if I was gonna survive this, 204 00:08:44,724 --> 00:08:47,191 I was gonna have to lay low... 205 00:08:47,193 --> 00:08:49,694 avoid public situations... 206 00:08:49,696 --> 00:08:51,061 [ fire alarm ringing ] 207 00:08:51,063 --> 00:08:52,196 ...Like, say... 208 00:08:52,198 --> 00:08:54,264 -fire drill! 209 00:08:54,266 --> 00:08:56,467 [ indistinct conversations ] 210 00:08:59,939 --> 00:09:03,073 -now, ordinarily a junior-high-school fire drill 211 00:09:03,075 --> 00:09:05,743 has all the excitement of a four-week vacation 212 00:09:05,745 --> 00:09:08,112 packed into 10 minutes. 213 00:09:08,114 --> 00:09:09,613 [ indistinct conversations ] 214 00:09:09,615 --> 00:09:12,883 but while everyone else was partying, 215 00:09:12,885 --> 00:09:15,453 I was busy keeping watch. 216 00:09:16,790 --> 00:09:18,456 -there she is. 217 00:09:18,458 --> 00:09:20,491 -who? 218 00:09:20,493 --> 00:09:22,560 -my mother. 219 00:09:22,562 --> 00:09:24,228 What's she doing now? 220 00:09:24,230 --> 00:09:27,798 -oh. She's talking To mr. Diperna. 221 00:09:27,800 --> 00:09:29,800 -diperna? 222 00:09:29,802 --> 00:09:32,870 -great. Invading my turf wasn't bad enough. 223 00:09:32,872 --> 00:09:36,040 now she was fraternizing with the enemy. 224 00:09:36,042 --> 00:09:37,408 -this is unbelievable. 225 00:09:37,410 --> 00:09:41,245 -kev, aren't you making kind of A big deal out of this? 226 00:09:41,247 --> 00:09:42,913 I mean, look at you -- 227 00:09:42,915 --> 00:09:45,783 Hiding from your own Flesh and blood? 228 00:09:45,785 --> 00:09:48,151 -easy for him to say. 229 00:09:48,153 --> 00:09:50,388 it wasn't his flesh and blood. 230 00:09:50,390 --> 00:09:52,924 -paul, just stay out of this, Okay? 231 00:09:52,926 --> 00:09:53,958 -oh, come on. 232 00:09:53,960 --> 00:09:55,759 What's she doing to hurt you? 233 00:09:55,761 --> 00:09:57,194 -well... 234 00:09:57,196 --> 00:09:59,163 -and suddenly, I felt ashamed. 235 00:09:59,165 --> 00:10:01,498 paul, as usual, was right. 236 00:10:01,500 --> 00:10:04,635 this was my mother, the woman who cooked my food. 237 00:10:04,637 --> 00:10:09,106 and for that one moment, I actually forgave her. 238 00:10:09,108 --> 00:10:11,909 -yoo-hoo! 239 00:10:11,911 --> 00:10:15,179 Yoo-hoo! Hi, honey! 240 00:10:15,181 --> 00:10:17,115 -just for that moment, though. 241 00:10:17,117 --> 00:10:19,884 [ laughter ] 242 00:10:32,265 --> 00:10:35,566 -yoo-hoo! Kevin! 243 00:10:35,568 --> 00:10:38,835 -possibly it had been the longest seven periods 244 00:10:38,837 --> 00:10:41,038 of my life in formal education. 245 00:10:41,040 --> 00:10:42,907 -hi, honey! 246 00:10:42,909 --> 00:10:46,944 -in one fell swoop, I'd plunged from the top third of coolness 247 00:10:46,946 --> 00:10:49,113 to the bottom of the barrel. 248 00:10:51,117 --> 00:10:53,084 -this is your fault! 249 00:10:53,086 --> 00:10:54,785 -mine? 250 00:10:54,787 --> 00:10:56,454 -why did this Have to happen to me? 251 00:10:56,456 --> 00:10:58,722 -it happened because your mother Cared enough 252 00:10:58,724 --> 00:11:00,624 To say hello when she saw you. 253 00:11:00,626 --> 00:11:02,493 -but somehow, I doubted that. 254 00:11:02,495 --> 00:11:04,495 -paul, what am I gonna do? 255 00:11:04,497 --> 00:11:07,564 -well, there's only one thing To do -- 256 00:11:07,566 --> 00:11:09,100 Talk to her. 257 00:11:09,102 --> 00:11:10,734 Tell her how you feel. 258 00:11:10,736 --> 00:11:12,503 -I don't know. 259 00:11:12,505 --> 00:11:14,471 I don't -- I don't think so. 260 00:11:14,473 --> 00:11:18,342 -kevin! Yoo-hoo! 261 00:11:18,344 --> 00:11:20,144 -[ smooching ] [ laughter ] 262 00:11:26,686 --> 00:11:27,985 -mom? 263 00:11:27,987 --> 00:11:29,787 We got to talk. 264 00:11:29,789 --> 00:11:31,489 -how do you mean? 265 00:11:31,491 --> 00:11:34,825 -well, see... 266 00:11:34,827 --> 00:11:36,761 -one little problem here. 267 00:11:36,763 --> 00:11:41,031 how do you explain cool to a 40-year-old housewife 268 00:11:41,033 --> 00:11:43,267 who folds your sweatsocks? 269 00:11:43,269 --> 00:11:45,135 -how did it go today? 270 00:11:45,137 --> 00:11:49,606 -well, I think it went okay. 271 00:11:49,608 --> 00:11:53,911 Actually, I was a little nervous. 272 00:11:53,913 --> 00:11:56,980 It was just all so different Than what I'd expected. 273 00:11:56,982 --> 00:11:59,149 But it was fun... 274 00:11:59,151 --> 00:12:00,551 I guess. 275 00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:02,787 Once I get my typing Up to speed, 276 00:12:02,789 --> 00:12:05,122 I know I'll really enjoy The job. 277 00:12:05,124 --> 00:12:07,424 -oh, good. 278 00:12:07,426 --> 00:12:09,260 -and that was that. 279 00:12:11,164 --> 00:12:16,400 except...Somehow I knew I had to face this thing head on. 280 00:12:16,402 --> 00:12:17,701 -listen, mom? 281 00:12:17,703 --> 00:12:19,903 -this wasn't gonna be easy. 282 00:12:19,905 --> 00:12:23,407 it was gonna take tact, finesse. 283 00:12:23,409 --> 00:12:25,743 -when we're at school... 284 00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:27,879 Could you maybe just... 285 00:12:27,881 --> 00:12:29,647 Not talk to me? 286 00:12:31,484 --> 00:12:35,786 Or notice me or even look at me? 287 00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:40,825 You know, 'cause I'd rather people 288 00:12:40,827 --> 00:12:43,161 Didn't even know You were there at all. 289 00:12:46,465 --> 00:12:49,066 -well, of course, kevin. 290 00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:53,770 If that's what you'd like. 291 00:12:58,877 --> 00:13:01,111 -uh-huh, winston churchill himself 292 00:13:01,113 --> 00:13:03,514 couldn't have handled it better. 293 00:13:10,223 --> 00:13:15,859 still, over the next few days, things kind of...Changed. 294 00:13:18,063 --> 00:13:21,532 now that we'd had our little talk, 295 00:13:21,534 --> 00:13:23,901 mom was as good as her word. 296 00:13:30,243 --> 00:13:32,142 -alex, look at this car. 297 00:13:32,144 --> 00:13:35,979 -and while I worked to patch my injured image... 298 00:13:40,319 --> 00:13:43,854 ...Norma arnold turned into a stranger. 299 00:13:48,461 --> 00:13:49,793 -[ sighs ] 300 00:13:51,564 --> 00:13:54,532 -by friday, I guess I was feeling pretty lousy 301 00:13:54,534 --> 00:13:55,933 about what I'd done. 302 00:13:55,935 --> 00:14:00,204 face it -- what harm was mom actually doing me? 303 00:14:01,641 --> 00:14:02,840 -hey, buddy. 304 00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:05,576 I hear your old lady's Working for the brass. 305 00:14:05,578 --> 00:14:06,577 [ cigarette sizzles ] 306 00:14:06,579 --> 00:14:08,512 -ask a stupid question... 307 00:14:08,514 --> 00:14:09,847 -tony. 308 00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:14,252 -tony barbella -- rfk's answer to java man. 309 00:14:14,254 --> 00:14:15,486 -listen, arnold. 310 00:14:15,488 --> 00:14:18,822 You don't mind If I call you "Arnold," do you? 311 00:14:18,824 --> 00:14:20,190 -well -- 312 00:14:20,192 --> 00:14:22,125 -see, I need to Ask you a favor... 313 00:14:22,127 --> 00:14:24,127 If that's all right with you. 314 00:14:24,129 --> 00:14:25,629 -well -- 315 00:14:25,631 --> 00:14:27,597 -I need a pass. 316 00:14:27,599 --> 00:14:31,301 You know, the green ones -- Get out of jail free? 317 00:14:31,303 --> 00:14:33,070 -oh. 318 00:14:33,072 --> 00:14:35,973 -and, uh, since you got Family connections 319 00:14:35,975 --> 00:14:37,575 In the front office, 320 00:14:37,577 --> 00:14:40,644 I figured you were the guy To come to. 321 00:14:40,646 --> 00:14:43,680 -well, tony, of course I'd like to help you, 322 00:14:43,682 --> 00:14:45,215 But just 'cause my -- 323 00:14:45,217 --> 00:14:48,653 -I understand the problems, The logistics. 324 00:14:48,655 --> 00:14:53,123 Listen, if you do this, I would really... 325 00:14:53,125 --> 00:14:55,793 Really...Really... 326 00:14:55,795 --> 00:14:57,527 Really appreciate it. 327 00:14:57,529 --> 00:14:59,196 [ boing! ] 328 00:15:10,810 --> 00:15:12,209 [ typewriter clacking ] 329 00:15:12,211 --> 00:15:13,343 -I was mad. 330 00:15:13,345 --> 00:15:16,080 I'd been led to a life of crime. 331 00:15:16,082 --> 00:15:17,614 and I knew by whom. 332 00:15:17,616 --> 00:15:20,818 the real culprit was right behind that counter. 333 00:15:20,820 --> 00:15:22,186 -mom? 334 00:15:22,188 --> 00:15:24,554 -oh, kevin. 335 00:15:24,556 --> 00:15:26,456 What are you doing here? 336 00:15:26,458 --> 00:15:28,358 -I, uh... 337 00:15:28,360 --> 00:15:30,627 Forgot my lunch money. 338 00:15:30,629 --> 00:15:32,529 -honey, my purse Is on that desk back there. 339 00:15:32,531 --> 00:15:34,465 Would you mind Just coming in to get it? 340 00:15:34,467 --> 00:15:35,799 -sure. 341 00:15:35,801 --> 00:15:39,737 -ah, the devious depths of the criminal mind. 342 00:15:43,309 --> 00:15:45,609 okay, so I knew it was wrong. 343 00:15:45,611 --> 00:15:47,844 I had no choice. 344 00:15:51,984 --> 00:15:54,018 besides, after all I'd been through, 345 00:15:54,020 --> 00:15:56,387 what court in the world would convict me? 346 00:15:56,389 --> 00:15:59,189 [ paper tearing ] 347 00:15:59,191 --> 00:16:01,292 -kevin? 348 00:16:01,294 --> 00:16:05,662 -and suddenly, court was in session. 349 00:16:05,664 --> 00:16:07,331 -I, uh... 350 00:16:07,333 --> 00:16:11,768 -uh, mrs. Arnold, Could I speak with you, please? 351 00:16:16,041 --> 00:16:18,209 -I'll be right in. 352 00:16:18,211 --> 00:16:20,544 -as soon as possible, please. 353 00:16:27,620 --> 00:16:30,788 -well, I have to get to work. 354 00:16:41,667 --> 00:16:43,701 -[ sighs ] 355 00:16:45,371 --> 00:16:47,605 [ school bell rings ] 356 00:16:49,174 --> 00:16:50,374 -mom! 357 00:16:50,376 --> 00:16:53,144 -suddenly the tony barbellas of the world 358 00:16:53,146 --> 00:16:56,247 seemed like small potatoes. 359 00:16:56,249 --> 00:16:57,948 -mom? 360 00:16:57,950 --> 00:17:00,284 About what happened... 361 00:17:00,286 --> 00:17:02,786 It wasn't what it looked like. 362 00:17:02,788 --> 00:17:06,957 Anyway, I-I didn't take that pass. 363 00:17:08,760 --> 00:17:12,162 -I know. 364 00:17:12,164 --> 00:17:13,430 -so -- 365 00:17:13,432 --> 00:17:16,600 -kevin, could we Talk about this later? 366 00:17:16,602 --> 00:17:20,304 I'm just a little distracted Right now. 367 00:17:24,443 --> 00:17:28,545 I just got my walking papers. 368 00:17:28,547 --> 00:17:31,848 Mr. Diperna just fired me. 369 00:17:31,850 --> 00:17:34,684 -oh. 370 00:17:34,686 --> 00:17:37,288 -he said my typing Wasn't up to snuff 371 00:17:37,290 --> 00:17:42,626 And that my dictation Was laborious. 372 00:17:42,628 --> 00:17:44,728 -he said that? 373 00:17:46,699 --> 00:17:49,633 -I don't know. 374 00:17:49,635 --> 00:17:52,102 Maybe he's right. 375 00:17:53,339 --> 00:17:55,439 Anyway... 376 00:17:55,441 --> 00:17:57,775 Now you know. 377 00:18:01,647 --> 00:18:04,314 -I'm really sorry, mom. 378 00:18:04,316 --> 00:18:09,053 -I guess even astronauts' wives had a bad day once in a while. 379 00:18:09,055 --> 00:18:11,688 -want some company? 380 00:18:11,690 --> 00:18:12,756 -no. 381 00:18:12,758 --> 00:18:15,025 [ horn honks ] 382 00:18:17,262 --> 00:18:19,262 Could you take the bus? 383 00:18:19,264 --> 00:18:22,399 I think I'd like to go For a drive. 384 00:18:22,401 --> 00:18:25,235 -sure. 385 00:18:28,173 --> 00:18:31,509 [ car door closes, Engine turns over ] 386 00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:49,392 -so, where is she? I'm hungry. 387 00:18:49,394 --> 00:18:50,961 -how should I know? 388 00:18:50,963 --> 00:18:54,831 -that night I didn't feel up to explanations. 389 00:18:54,833 --> 00:18:57,334 -something happen at school? 390 00:18:57,336 --> 00:18:58,368 -no! 391 00:18:58,370 --> 00:19:02,472 I-I mean, Nothing that I know of. 392 00:19:02,474 --> 00:19:04,608 -I knew I was gonna be in trouble for what I'd done, 393 00:19:04,610 --> 00:19:07,645 but that's not what troubled me most. 394 00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:10,247 standing in that kitchen 395 00:19:10,249 --> 00:19:12,949 where mom had made her family grilled-cheese sandwiches 396 00:19:12,951 --> 00:19:14,884 for past 18 years, 397 00:19:14,886 --> 00:19:17,988 I knew that something had changed. 398 00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:20,557 [ vehicle approaches ] 399 00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:22,860 -about time. 400 00:19:22,862 --> 00:19:24,794 -mm-hmm. 401 00:19:24,796 --> 00:19:26,163 -dad, wayne? 402 00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:27,931 -the least I could do was prepare them 403 00:19:27,933 --> 00:19:31,501 for the shattered soul about to walk through that door. 404 00:19:31,503 --> 00:19:33,136 -hi! 405 00:19:33,138 --> 00:19:34,771 Anybody hungry? 406 00:19:34,773 --> 00:19:36,473 -oh. -mm-hmm. 407 00:19:36,475 --> 00:19:39,209 -sorry. I lost track of time. 408 00:19:39,211 --> 00:19:42,079 We'll eat in 20 minutes. 409 00:19:42,081 --> 00:19:46,784 Just let me get this casserole In the oven. 410 00:19:46,786 --> 00:19:48,052 Oh, and I stopped by 411 00:19:48,054 --> 00:19:51,021 And picked up the crumb cake You all love. 412 00:19:51,023 --> 00:19:52,356 -great. -oh. 413 00:19:52,358 --> 00:19:53,724 -you need that freshened, honey? 414 00:19:53,726 --> 00:19:54,925 -thanks. 415 00:19:54,927 --> 00:19:56,293 -it was incredible. 416 00:19:56,295 --> 00:20:00,130 this was the most unshattered soul I'd ever laid eyes on. 417 00:20:00,132 --> 00:20:02,999 she seemed happy. 418 00:20:03,001 --> 00:20:04,067 almost confidant. 419 00:20:04,069 --> 00:20:05,602 almost... 420 00:20:05,604 --> 00:20:09,305 -oh, kevin, did you tell Your father about school today? 421 00:20:09,307 --> 00:20:12,042 -...Completely out of her mind. 422 00:20:12,044 --> 00:20:13,644 -what about school? 423 00:20:13,646 --> 00:20:17,481 -I won't be working there Anymore. 424 00:20:17,483 --> 00:20:19,116 -what? 425 00:20:19,118 --> 00:20:20,817 Why? 426 00:20:20,819 --> 00:20:24,420 -well, it's pretty simple, Really. 427 00:20:24,422 --> 00:20:26,690 -and I knew she was gonna tell them... 428 00:20:26,692 --> 00:20:28,659 about everything. 429 00:20:28,661 --> 00:20:31,161 only for some reason, she didn't. 430 00:20:31,163 --> 00:20:34,665 -it's just not The right job for me. 431 00:20:34,667 --> 00:20:36,199 Not right now. 432 00:20:36,201 --> 00:20:39,936 And I think I can do better. 433 00:20:42,607 --> 00:20:45,842 So I won't be going back there. 434 00:20:47,479 --> 00:20:49,846 Right, honey? 435 00:20:57,556 --> 00:21:01,491 -well, then, If that's what you want. 436 00:21:01,493 --> 00:21:03,693 -that's what I want. 437 00:21:05,197 --> 00:21:08,899 -and in that moment, I knew beyond a shadow of a doubt 438 00:21:08,901 --> 00:21:12,502 one thing about this woman I'd been so ashamed of. 439 00:21:12,504 --> 00:21:16,440 -by the way, you're grounded. 440 00:21:16,442 --> 00:21:20,143 -she was pretty cool. 441 00:21:27,953 --> 00:21:30,087 [ typewriter clacking ] 442 00:21:30,089 --> 00:21:34,591 when you're 14, change is an everyday thing. 443 00:21:34,593 --> 00:21:38,361 you live with it every moment of your life. 444 00:21:38,363 --> 00:21:42,132 but that night, I understood for the first time 445 00:21:42,134 --> 00:21:44,334 that mom's world was changing, too, 446 00:21:44,336 --> 00:21:46,704 maybe more than mine. 447 00:21:48,641 --> 00:21:50,540 her family was growing up. 448 00:21:50,542 --> 00:21:54,478 she didn't have kids in pajamas anymore, asking... 449 00:21:54,480 --> 00:21:56,846 -mom, do we have Any more hot chocolate? 450 00:21:56,848 --> 00:21:59,049 -would you like me To make you some? 451 00:21:59,051 --> 00:22:00,583 -sure. 452 00:22:05,790 --> 00:22:07,757 -still, somehow... 453 00:22:07,759 --> 00:22:11,961 I knew that whatever change lay ahead... 454 00:22:16,001 --> 00:22:18,168 ...Norma arnold would handle it. 455 00:22:18,170 --> 00:22:20,537 -ready in a minute, honey. 32551