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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,166 --> 00:00:06,505 -♪ what would you do If I sang out of tune? ♪ 2 00:00:06,507 --> 00:00:11,275 ♪ would you stand up And walk out on me? ♪ 3 00:00:11,277 --> 00:00:17,515 ♪ lend me your ears, And I'll sing you a song ♪ 4 00:00:17,517 --> 00:00:21,018 ♪ I will try not to sing Out of key, yeah ♪ 5 00:00:21,020 --> 00:00:25,156 ♪ oh, baby, I get by ♪ -♪ by with a little help From my friends ♪ 6 00:00:25,158 --> 00:00:26,691 -♪ all I need is my buddies ♪ 7 00:00:26,693 --> 00:00:29,761 -♪ high with a little help From my friends ♪ 8 00:00:29,763 --> 00:00:35,299 -♪ I'm sayin' I'm gonna get higher ♪ -♪ try with a little help From my friends ♪ 9 00:00:35,301 --> 00:00:36,567 -♪ whoa-oa-oa-oa ♪ 10 00:00:36,569 --> 00:00:38,303 -♪ oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 11 00:00:38,305 --> 00:00:42,707 -♪ somebody who knows Quite sure ♪ 12 00:00:42,709 --> 00:00:43,908 ♪ baby ♪ 13 00:00:43,910 --> 00:00:46,644 -♪ by with a little help From my friends ♪ 14 00:00:46,646 --> 00:00:48,747 -♪ said I'm gonna make it With my friends ♪ 15 00:00:48,749 --> 00:00:51,482 -♪ try with a little help From my friends ♪ 16 00:00:51,484 --> 00:00:53,885 -♪ oh, I'm gonna Keep on trying ♪ 17 00:00:53,887 --> 00:00:56,454 -♪ high with a little help From my friends ♪ 18 00:00:56,456 --> 00:00:58,956 ♪ I'm gonna keep on trying now, Baby ♪ 19 00:00:58,958 --> 00:01:03,761 -♪ ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 20 00:01:07,934 --> 00:01:10,869 -when you're a little boy, you don't have to go very far 21 00:01:10,871 --> 00:01:13,138 to find the center of your universe. 22 00:01:18,278 --> 00:01:20,645 mom. 23 00:01:23,049 --> 00:01:26,818 -♪ your mother should ♪ 24 00:01:26,820 --> 00:01:28,953 -she's always there. 25 00:01:28,955 --> 00:01:30,689 it's a pretty good arrangement... 26 00:01:30,691 --> 00:01:32,690 when you're 5. 27 00:01:32,692 --> 00:01:37,062 but around age 13, there starts to be...A problem. 28 00:01:37,064 --> 00:01:37,996 -kevin? 29 00:01:37,998 --> 00:01:39,731 -mom, I'm in the bathroom! 30 00:01:39,733 --> 00:01:42,433 -the problem is, she's always there. 31 00:01:42,435 --> 00:01:43,935 -is everything okay, honey? 32 00:01:43,937 --> 00:01:44,769 -mom! 33 00:01:44,771 --> 00:01:46,671 -and I mean always. 34 00:01:46,673 --> 00:01:48,740 -just checking. 35 00:01:50,277 --> 00:01:54,012 -now, a mom's got to be a mom, but a guy's got to be a guy. 36 00:01:54,014 --> 00:01:57,182 and when an irresistible force meets an immovable object, 37 00:01:57,184 --> 00:02:00,151 sooner or later, something's got to give. 38 00:02:00,153 --> 00:02:01,286 -hike! 39 00:02:01,288 --> 00:02:04,388 [ indistinct shouting ] 40 00:02:04,390 --> 00:02:06,090 -no-equipment football. 41 00:02:06,092 --> 00:02:08,460 we'd been playing it in shepherd's park every afternoon 42 00:02:08,462 --> 00:02:10,395 since the cool weather set in. 43 00:02:10,397 --> 00:02:13,999 sure, maybe it looked like mayhem and violence. 44 00:02:14,001 --> 00:02:15,700 but to us, it was something more. -I got it! 45 00:02:15,702 --> 00:02:16,901 -get him! 46 00:02:16,903 --> 00:02:20,237 -it was mayhem, violence, and dirt, 47 00:02:20,239 --> 00:02:23,374 the stuff laundry commercials are made of. 48 00:02:23,376 --> 00:02:24,542 -I got it! 49 00:02:24,544 --> 00:02:25,743 -all right! 50 00:02:25,745 --> 00:02:28,579 -hey, pfeiffer, how many Sweatshirts you wearing? 51 00:02:28,581 --> 00:02:30,147 -hey, I need 'em, okay? 52 00:02:30,149 --> 00:02:32,383 That wind really cuts Through you like a knife. 53 00:02:32,385 --> 00:02:34,752 -sure it was reckless. 54 00:02:34,754 --> 00:02:36,988 -but nobody got hurt. -doug? 55 00:02:36,990 --> 00:02:38,323 -much. 56 00:02:38,325 --> 00:02:39,824 -is he breathing? 57 00:02:39,826 --> 00:02:42,092 -I think so. 58 00:02:42,094 --> 00:02:44,329 -are you breathing, doug? 59 00:02:44,331 --> 00:02:45,963 -[ coughs ] 60 00:02:45,965 --> 00:02:47,164 -I think he's hurt. 61 00:02:47,166 --> 00:02:48,633 Maybe we should stop. 62 00:02:48,635 --> 00:02:50,501 -nah. He just got the wind Knocked out of him. 63 00:02:50,503 --> 00:02:51,769 He's all right. 64 00:02:51,771 --> 00:02:54,539 -yeah. I'm all right. 65 00:02:54,541 --> 00:02:56,674 -oh. Good. 66 00:02:58,045 --> 00:02:59,411 -[ grunts ] 67 00:02:59,413 --> 00:03:01,846 -hey, arnold, we want revenge. 68 00:03:03,049 --> 00:03:04,916 Next play's gonna be a blitz. 69 00:03:04,918 --> 00:03:07,018 -fine! Come on. Let's huddle. 70 00:03:07,020 --> 00:03:11,856 -um, kev, I-I'm gonna go get Another sweatshirt. 71 00:03:12,993 --> 00:03:14,859 -it was a game you had to love. 72 00:03:14,861 --> 00:03:16,127 -uhh... 73 00:03:16,129 --> 00:03:17,061 -break! -break! -break! -break! 74 00:03:17,063 --> 00:03:19,463 -no rules. no referees. 75 00:03:19,465 --> 00:03:21,065 -blue! 26! 76 00:03:21,067 --> 00:03:22,733 -no one to answer to. -blue! 26! 77 00:03:22,735 --> 00:03:24,235 Hut, hut, hut! 78 00:03:24,237 --> 00:03:27,338 -a thing of beauty. 79 00:03:27,340 --> 00:03:30,107 but then, maybe beauty is in the eye of the beholder. 80 00:03:30,109 --> 00:03:32,176 -kevin, is that blood On your shirt? 81 00:03:35,015 --> 00:03:36,448 -uh... 82 00:03:36,450 --> 00:03:38,716 -not that I had anything to hide, of course. 83 00:03:38,718 --> 00:03:41,953 it's just that -- well, you know how moms are. 84 00:03:41,955 --> 00:03:45,623 -I don't think so. Uh...It's ketchup. 85 00:03:45,625 --> 00:03:47,792 -ketchup? 86 00:03:47,794 --> 00:03:49,193 -yeah. 87 00:03:49,195 --> 00:03:50,995 -how did you get that blood On your shirt? 88 00:03:50,997 --> 00:03:52,797 -it's not blood! 89 00:03:52,799 --> 00:03:54,199 -not mine, anyway. 90 00:03:54,201 --> 00:03:56,000 -it's ketchup, okay? 91 00:03:56,002 --> 00:03:58,570 -well, how'd you get the ketchup On your shirt? 92 00:03:58,572 --> 00:04:00,504 -at lunch today. 93 00:04:00,506 --> 00:04:02,540 We had fish sticks. 94 00:04:02,542 --> 00:04:05,109 -sure. That's it. fish sticks. 95 00:04:05,111 --> 00:04:06,444 -well, that's odd. 96 00:04:06,446 --> 00:04:09,914 It says here that tuesday's Pizza day at school. 97 00:04:09,916 --> 00:04:12,851 -boy, nothing slipped past this woman. 98 00:04:12,853 --> 00:04:14,752 -did I say fish sticks? 99 00:04:14,754 --> 00:04:16,888 I'm sorry. Fish sticks was yesterday. 100 00:04:16,890 --> 00:04:18,589 This is, uh, pizza sauce. 101 00:04:18,591 --> 00:04:20,024 -oh. 102 00:04:20,026 --> 00:04:21,859 -there! neatly done. 103 00:04:21,861 --> 00:04:24,762 thereby avoiding any needless discussions about -- 104 00:04:24,764 --> 00:04:26,964 -so, I heard, uh, Doug porter got creamed 105 00:04:26,966 --> 00:04:28,833 At your football game today, Huh? 106 00:04:28,835 --> 00:04:31,202 -football? 107 00:04:31,204 --> 00:04:33,938 Is that tackle football? 108 00:04:33,940 --> 00:04:36,608 -great. now the fat was in the fire. 109 00:04:36,610 --> 00:04:38,275 commence grilling. 110 00:04:38,277 --> 00:04:40,078 [ sizzling ] 111 00:04:40,080 --> 00:04:43,982 -well, mom, you know, I-it's -- It's not really tackle. 112 00:04:43,984 --> 00:04:46,250 -who are you playing Tackle football with? 113 00:04:46,252 --> 00:04:48,486 -just some friends. 114 00:04:48,488 --> 00:04:50,721 -at school? -at the park. 115 00:04:50,723 --> 00:04:53,023 -you have a coach? -a coach? 116 00:04:53,025 --> 00:04:54,726 -well, don't you think Something like that 117 00:04:54,728 --> 00:04:56,093 Should be supervised? 118 00:04:56,095 --> 00:04:59,163 [ sizzling ] 119 00:04:59,165 --> 00:05:01,265 -football is totally barbaric. 120 00:05:01,267 --> 00:05:04,134 -this discussion was moving in the wrong direction. 121 00:05:04,136 --> 00:05:06,504 I had to take action, and fast. 122 00:05:06,506 --> 00:05:09,474 -look, mom, there's nothing To worry about, okay? 123 00:05:09,476 --> 00:05:11,543 It's no big deal. 124 00:05:15,314 --> 00:05:17,115 Trust me! 125 00:05:17,117 --> 00:05:19,117 -of course I trust you, honey. 126 00:05:19,119 --> 00:05:21,953 I just don't want anyone To get injured. 127 00:05:21,955 --> 00:05:24,121 -[ scoffs ] Injured. 128 00:05:26,660 --> 00:05:28,826 No one's gonna get injured, mom. 129 00:05:28,828 --> 00:05:31,061 [ indistinct shouting ] 130 00:05:33,933 --> 00:05:36,834 -at least not permanently. 131 00:05:36,836 --> 00:05:37,902 -geez, paul! Where were you? 132 00:05:37,904 --> 00:05:39,270 I told you I was gonna lateral To you! 133 00:05:39,272 --> 00:05:40,605 -well, I tripped. 134 00:05:40,607 --> 00:05:42,473 This is a very poor Playing surface. 135 00:05:42,475 --> 00:05:44,442 -hey, randy, you okay? 136 00:05:44,444 --> 00:05:45,743 -yeah. 137 00:05:45,745 --> 00:05:47,612 -hey, kev, Isn't that your mom's car? 138 00:05:52,552 --> 00:05:54,052 -yeah. 139 00:05:54,054 --> 00:05:57,521 -funny. She'd never driven by here before. 140 00:05:57,523 --> 00:06:00,090 -okay. Your ball. 141 00:06:00,092 --> 00:06:02,393 First and 10. 142 00:06:02,395 --> 00:06:04,996 -still, mom would never spy on me. 143 00:06:04,998 --> 00:06:08,399 so she probably had... some other reason. 144 00:06:08,401 --> 00:06:11,568 -instinct -- The biological imperative. 145 00:06:11,570 --> 00:06:15,707 What makes this salmon fight her Way through hostile currents, 146 00:06:15,709 --> 00:06:19,744 Only to lay her eggs and die, Her energy spent? 147 00:06:19,746 --> 00:06:22,513 -maybe she was picking up Your dad's dry-cleaning. 148 00:06:22,515 --> 00:06:24,749 -huh? 149 00:06:24,751 --> 00:06:25,983 -your mom. 150 00:06:28,154 --> 00:06:32,123 -this courageous mallard, Facing certain annihilation, 151 00:06:32,125 --> 00:06:35,126 Defends her young Against a venomous predator. 152 00:06:35,128 --> 00:06:38,996 [ ducklings chirping ] 153 00:06:38,998 --> 00:06:41,265 -I just hope she doesn't talk To my mom. 154 00:06:41,267 --> 00:06:43,667 -look, paul, It's no big deal, okay? 155 00:06:43,669 --> 00:06:45,937 -at least I hoped not. 156 00:06:45,939 --> 00:06:49,273 -ever vigilant of our harsh And murderous environment, 157 00:06:49,275 --> 00:06:52,343 A cougar drags her cub To safety. 158 00:06:55,081 --> 00:06:57,448 -okay, but if you think We should stop playing... 159 00:06:59,452 --> 00:07:01,986 Hey, it was just a suggestion. 160 00:07:01,988 --> 00:07:04,355 -look, we're not doing Anything wrong, okay? 161 00:07:04,357 --> 00:07:06,257 -I just hate to think What my mom would do to me 162 00:07:06,259 --> 00:07:07,525 If she found out. 163 00:07:07,527 --> 00:07:08,993 -what are you so afraid of? 164 00:07:08,995 --> 00:07:10,494 -[ sighs ] 165 00:07:10,496 --> 00:07:14,732 -of course, there are cases Of instinct gone berserk. 166 00:07:15,835 --> 00:07:19,837 [ chick squawking ] 167 00:07:21,775 --> 00:07:23,641 [ gull squawks ] 168 00:07:23,643 --> 00:07:26,177 -and then... 169 00:07:26,179 --> 00:07:27,411 [ horn honks ] 170 00:07:27,413 --> 00:07:29,280 -hey, kev, it's your mom. 171 00:07:31,150 --> 00:07:32,350 -wait a minute. 172 00:07:32,352 --> 00:07:34,352 this was starting to get embarrassing. 173 00:07:34,354 --> 00:07:35,586 -look, I'll be right back, Okay? 174 00:07:35,588 --> 00:07:38,222 -you're coming with us? 175 00:07:38,224 --> 00:07:40,925 -yeah, yeah. I'll just be back in a minute. 176 00:07:42,128 --> 00:07:43,261 -hop in. 177 00:07:43,263 --> 00:07:45,229 -why? 178 00:07:45,231 --> 00:07:46,997 -I'm gonna take you shopping. 179 00:07:46,999 --> 00:07:48,733 -shopping? 180 00:07:48,735 --> 00:07:50,668 -yeah. There's a sale Over at boy's town. 181 00:07:50,670 --> 00:07:52,136 [ bell rings ] 182 00:07:52,138 --> 00:07:54,605 -and suddenly, I was hearing alarm bells. 183 00:07:54,607 --> 00:07:57,474 -look, uh, ma, I'm gonna take the bus today. 184 00:07:57,476 --> 00:07:59,510 See? The guys are waiting. 185 00:07:59,512 --> 00:08:01,779 -I think you need new pants. 186 00:08:04,917 --> 00:08:08,051 -uh, look, mom, The pants I have are fine, okay? 187 00:08:08,053 --> 00:08:09,687 I-I don't need new pants! 188 00:08:09,689 --> 00:08:12,323 I mean, they fit great. They're stylish. 189 00:08:12,325 --> 00:08:14,625 I just don't need new pants. 190 00:08:14,627 --> 00:08:15,960 -there. Phew! 191 00:08:15,962 --> 00:08:18,262 I was finally getting through. 192 00:08:18,264 --> 00:08:20,531 -I think you need new pants. 193 00:08:20,533 --> 00:08:23,401 [ martha & the vandellas' "Nowhere to run" plays ] 194 00:08:23,403 --> 00:08:27,005 -♪ nowhere to run to, baby ♪ 195 00:08:27,007 --> 00:08:28,606 ♪ nowhere to hide ♪ 196 00:08:28,608 --> 00:08:31,476 -boy, tell one lousy little fib about pizza on your shirt, 197 00:08:31,478 --> 00:08:33,610 and what do you get? 198 00:08:33,612 --> 00:08:36,214 pants. 199 00:08:36,216 --> 00:08:37,515 -♪ ooh, ooh ♪ 200 00:08:37,517 --> 00:08:41,386 -♪ it's not love That I'm running from ♪ 201 00:08:41,388 --> 00:08:43,354 ♪ it's the heartache I know will come ♪ 202 00:08:43,356 --> 00:08:46,157 -still, if that's what mom needed to square accounts, 203 00:08:46,159 --> 00:08:48,926 it was fine with me. 204 00:08:48,928 --> 00:08:51,796 I could take it. 205 00:08:51,798 --> 00:08:55,332 -♪ everywhere I go, Your face I see ♪ 206 00:08:55,334 --> 00:08:58,135 ♪ every step I take, You take with me ♪ 207 00:08:58,137 --> 00:08:59,370 -how do they fit? 208 00:08:59,372 --> 00:09:01,906 -fine. We'll take 'em. 209 00:09:01,908 --> 00:09:04,709 -I'm not so sure. 210 00:09:04,711 --> 00:09:07,978 They seem seem awfully roomy In the crotch. 211 00:09:07,980 --> 00:09:10,348 -gee, mom, could you say it a little louder? 212 00:09:10,350 --> 00:09:13,083 I'm not sure everyone in the store heard. 213 00:09:13,085 --> 00:09:15,853 -attention, shoppers. attention, shoppers. 214 00:09:15,855 --> 00:09:18,822 plenty of room in kevin arnold's crotch! 215 00:09:19,959 --> 00:09:23,828 -there. That wasn't so bad, was it? 216 00:09:23,830 --> 00:09:26,931 -pure living hell. 217 00:09:26,933 --> 00:09:28,632 but I'd survived. 218 00:09:28,634 --> 00:09:31,035 the debt was paid, mom was happy, 219 00:09:31,037 --> 00:09:33,404 and tomorrow was a whole new ball game. 220 00:09:33,406 --> 00:09:35,440 -oh, I guess it's too late. 221 00:09:35,442 --> 00:09:36,874 -for what? 222 00:09:36,876 --> 00:09:38,776 -buster brown's. 223 00:09:38,778 --> 00:09:42,546 You're gonna need shoes To go with all those new pants. 224 00:09:42,548 --> 00:09:45,049 We'll just have to go tomorrow. 225 00:09:45,051 --> 00:09:49,354 -and then, in a flash, everything was horribly clear. 226 00:09:49,356 --> 00:09:52,522 mom was going to take me shopping in the afternoon 227 00:09:52,524 --> 00:09:54,625 for the rest of my life. 228 00:09:54,627 --> 00:09:57,328 -look, mom, I have A football game tomorrow. 229 00:09:57,330 --> 00:10:00,497 -yeah. Well, we can talk About that later. 230 00:10:00,499 --> 00:10:01,699 -unh-unh. 231 00:10:01,701 --> 00:10:03,834 we were gonna have this out right here, right -- 232 00:10:03,836 --> 00:10:05,469 [ tires screech ] 233 00:10:05,471 --> 00:10:07,271 -[ gasps ] -[ grunts ] 234 00:10:07,273 --> 00:10:08,472 -honey, are you okay? 235 00:10:08,474 --> 00:10:09,740 -it's a tough time in life 236 00:10:09,742 --> 00:10:11,843 when you're struggling for manhood 237 00:10:11,845 --> 00:10:15,145 and your mother still outweighs you by 50 pounds. 238 00:10:18,551 --> 00:10:20,751 I was left with only one option -- 239 00:10:20,753 --> 00:10:23,187 call in the heavy artillery. 240 00:10:23,189 --> 00:10:25,022 -dad? We've got to talk. 241 00:10:25,024 --> 00:10:26,723 -huh? 242 00:10:26,725 --> 00:10:28,825 -no one had ever actually spoken to my father 243 00:10:28,827 --> 00:10:30,995 before he put down his briefcase. 244 00:10:30,997 --> 00:10:32,896 but I was going for broke. 245 00:10:32,898 --> 00:10:34,365 -can you think Of one good reason 246 00:10:34,367 --> 00:10:37,000 Why I shouldn't be able to play Football with the other guys? 247 00:10:37,002 --> 00:10:38,635 I mean, I bet you played Football without any equipment 248 00:10:38,637 --> 00:10:39,937 When you were a little kid, 249 00:10:39,939 --> 00:10:41,305 And I've been playing For a very long time now, 250 00:10:41,307 --> 00:10:42,640 And nothing's ever really Happened. 251 00:10:42,642 --> 00:10:45,776 And the guys are really Counting on me to play tonight. 252 00:10:45,778 --> 00:10:47,111 -so? 253 00:10:47,113 --> 00:10:49,113 -so can we play or not? 254 00:10:50,750 --> 00:10:52,182 -sure. Go ahead. 255 00:10:53,386 --> 00:10:55,052 -touchdown! 256 00:10:55,054 --> 00:10:56,954 -I don't think It's a good idea, jack. 257 00:10:56,956 --> 00:10:58,256 -you heard your mother. 258 00:11:00,960 --> 00:11:02,793 -okay. 259 00:11:02,795 --> 00:11:04,328 that did it! 260 00:11:05,898 --> 00:11:07,731 -so, I'll pick you up At school tomorrow, 261 00:11:07,733 --> 00:11:09,300 And we'll go for those shoes. 262 00:11:09,302 --> 00:11:10,701 -the lines were drawn. 263 00:11:10,703 --> 00:11:12,569 the course was unalterable. 264 00:11:12,571 --> 00:11:15,072 -okay, honey? 265 00:11:15,074 --> 00:11:17,274 -this was war. 266 00:11:17,276 --> 00:11:20,011 [ bugle plays charge call ] 267 00:11:28,855 --> 00:11:30,788 [ sander whirring ] 268 00:11:30,790 --> 00:11:32,456 [ whirring stops ] 269 00:11:32,458 --> 00:11:35,259 -hey, arnold. Nice pants. 270 00:11:35,261 --> 00:11:38,529 -oh, thanks, hodges. Nice of you to notice. 271 00:11:38,531 --> 00:11:40,163 -you missed a good game Yesterday. 272 00:11:40,165 --> 00:11:42,233 -yeah. Paul set a new record -- 273 00:11:42,235 --> 00:11:44,802 Most dropped passes In a scrimmage. 274 00:11:46,572 --> 00:11:48,772 Where were you, anyway? 275 00:11:48,774 --> 00:11:50,207 -oh, uh... 276 00:11:50,209 --> 00:11:53,144 I had to help my dad 277 00:11:53,146 --> 00:11:55,879 Change the plugs On the, uh, impala. 278 00:11:57,283 --> 00:11:59,917 You know, You got to keep her runnin'. 279 00:11:59,919 --> 00:12:01,719 -I didn't think "Bargain-hunting with mom" 280 00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:03,287 would go over very well. 281 00:12:03,289 --> 00:12:06,590 -yeah? Uh, you check all the gaps? 282 00:12:06,592 --> 00:12:09,026 -uh... 283 00:12:09,028 --> 00:12:10,128 Yeah. 284 00:12:10,130 --> 00:12:11,796 -how'd you get your fingernails So clean? 285 00:12:11,798 --> 00:12:13,664 You know, usually it takes me A couple days -- 286 00:12:13,666 --> 00:12:15,032 -so, uh, did you guys win? 287 00:12:15,034 --> 00:12:17,734 -oh, no. We lost. We could've used you, too! 288 00:12:17,736 --> 00:12:18,970 Jimmy's mom Wouldn't let him play. 289 00:12:18,972 --> 00:12:20,604 -can you believe that? 290 00:12:21,840 --> 00:12:23,707 -what a wuss. 291 00:12:23,709 --> 00:12:26,177 -you'll be there tonight, Though, won't you? 292 00:12:26,179 --> 00:12:27,245 -oh. Sure. 293 00:12:27,247 --> 00:12:28,579 -all right. 294 00:12:30,416 --> 00:12:34,285 -well, this'll do. 295 00:12:34,287 --> 00:12:35,953 -did you use the lava or the -- 296 00:12:35,955 --> 00:12:38,388 -look, paul, I got to get back To work, okay? 297 00:12:39,992 --> 00:12:42,492 -time to meet your maker. 298 00:12:42,494 --> 00:12:44,995 -well, that was it -- decision time. 299 00:12:44,997 --> 00:12:47,798 mom has specifically given me an order -- 300 00:12:47,800 --> 00:12:51,969 meet her in front of the school at the bell. 301 00:12:51,971 --> 00:12:56,540 or had she said "Meet me at home"? 302 00:12:56,542 --> 00:12:59,143 -mom? 303 00:12:59,145 --> 00:13:00,278 Mom? 304 00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:02,346 I'm home. 305 00:13:02,348 --> 00:13:03,781 Hey, mom?! 306 00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:05,283 -hmm, that's odd. 307 00:13:05,285 --> 00:13:06,750 -anybody home?! 308 00:13:06,752 --> 00:13:11,088 -not like mom to forget, but hey, we all make mistakes. 309 00:13:11,090 --> 00:13:13,958 yep, no sense in laying blame... 310 00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:17,294 especially while there was still daylight left. 311 00:13:24,070 --> 00:13:26,003 -pfeiffer, you're late. 312 00:13:26,005 --> 00:13:27,171 -am I? 313 00:13:27,173 --> 00:13:29,039 -you guys didn't start Without me, did you? 314 00:13:30,209 --> 00:13:33,811 -of course. Wouldn't be A big-league game without you. 315 00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:36,547 -guys -- humiliating each other, 316 00:13:36,549 --> 00:13:38,449 hurting each other's feelings. 317 00:13:38,451 --> 00:13:40,418 did it get any better than this? 318 00:13:40,420 --> 00:13:42,653 [ horn honks ] 319 00:13:46,225 --> 00:13:48,459 [ brakes squeak ] 320 00:13:48,461 --> 00:13:51,562 uh-oh. caught red-handed. 321 00:13:53,665 --> 00:13:55,799 there was only one thing to do -- 322 00:13:55,801 --> 00:13:56,967 go on the offensive. 323 00:13:56,969 --> 00:13:58,935 -♪ kevin! ♪ 324 00:14:00,807 --> 00:14:02,640 -mom! 325 00:14:02,642 --> 00:14:04,841 -kevin, what are you doing here? 326 00:14:04,843 --> 00:14:05,876 -well... 327 00:14:05,878 --> 00:14:06,944 -I specifically told you 328 00:14:06,946 --> 00:14:09,080 To meet me in front Of your school at 3:00. 329 00:14:09,082 --> 00:14:10,981 -I forgot. 330 00:14:10,983 --> 00:14:12,382 -you forgot? 331 00:14:12,384 --> 00:14:13,717 -yeah. 332 00:14:13,719 --> 00:14:15,886 -how could you just forget, Kevin? 333 00:14:15,888 --> 00:14:16,853 -well, I thought you said 334 00:14:16,855 --> 00:14:18,922 Meet me in front of the house After school. 335 00:14:18,924 --> 00:14:21,625 -that's really What you thought I said? 336 00:14:21,627 --> 00:14:25,896 -well, I'm not exactly sure Whether you said that or not. 337 00:14:25,898 --> 00:14:27,965 -aw, heck, the woman knew what underwear I was wearing. 338 00:14:27,967 --> 00:14:30,234 why did I even try to fight it? 339 00:14:30,236 --> 00:14:32,369 -well, I suppose we still have Time to make it to the store. 340 00:14:32,371 --> 00:14:34,004 -no! 341 00:14:34,006 --> 00:14:36,673 I'm not coming, mom. 342 00:14:36,675 --> 00:14:37,975 -what? 343 00:14:37,977 --> 00:14:39,876 -I'm playing football. 344 00:14:39,878 --> 00:14:43,247 -now, I thought we agreed You weren't gonna play anymore. 345 00:14:43,249 --> 00:14:45,116 -no, I never said that, mom! 346 00:14:45,118 --> 00:14:48,051 -what do you have Against football, anyway? 347 00:14:48,053 --> 00:14:50,921 -you know, doug porter Shouldn't be playing football. 348 00:14:50,923 --> 00:14:52,923 He has bladder problems. 349 00:14:52,925 --> 00:14:54,659 -bladder problems? 350 00:14:54,661 --> 00:14:55,893 -how did she know that?! 351 00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:57,995 was there a secret network of moms 352 00:14:57,997 --> 00:15:00,164 who traded inside information about bladders 353 00:15:00,166 --> 00:15:02,900 over bridge tables and grocery carts? 354 00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:05,435 -I just worry about you, Sweetheart. 355 00:15:08,674 --> 00:15:10,975 -don't you have anything better To do, mom? 356 00:15:10,977 --> 00:15:14,511 I mean, just stop babying me. I can take care of myself. 357 00:15:22,622 --> 00:15:25,589 -well, if you're gonna go... 358 00:15:25,591 --> 00:15:27,658 Go. 359 00:15:30,963 --> 00:15:32,596 -[ sighs ] 360 00:15:46,378 --> 00:15:49,579 [ engine turns over ] 361 00:15:52,218 --> 00:15:55,051 -and then I was free. 362 00:15:55,053 --> 00:15:57,288 I was higher than a kite. 363 00:15:57,290 --> 00:15:58,489 -get him! 364 00:15:58,491 --> 00:15:59,723 -I was unstoppable. 365 00:15:59,725 --> 00:16:02,460 -come on! Come on! 366 00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:03,928 -touchdown! 367 00:16:03,930 --> 00:16:06,730 Touchdown! Whoo-hoo! 368 00:16:06,732 --> 00:16:08,566 -okay. New game. 369 00:16:09,535 --> 00:16:11,468 -hey, it's getting Kind of late. 370 00:16:11,470 --> 00:16:15,305 -yeah. I-it's getting cold. Is anyone cold? 371 00:16:15,307 --> 00:16:16,373 -arnold? 372 00:16:16,375 --> 00:16:18,108 -new game. 373 00:16:18,110 --> 00:16:19,943 Losers walk. 374 00:16:19,945 --> 00:16:21,712 -let's go. 375 00:16:22,682 --> 00:16:25,015 -hey, kev, you think This is a good idea? 376 00:16:25,017 --> 00:16:27,117 -oh, come on, paul. Don't be such a wuss. 377 00:16:28,787 --> 00:16:30,854 -whoops. Maybe that was a little rough. 378 00:16:30,856 --> 00:16:32,889 -hey, sorry. I didn't mean that. 379 00:16:32,891 --> 00:16:34,558 -it's okay. 380 00:16:34,560 --> 00:16:38,829 -but heck, let's face it. I was feeling my oats. 381 00:16:38,831 --> 00:16:40,530 -are you ready? 382 00:16:40,532 --> 00:16:42,633 -yep, I'd fought a battle and I'd won. 383 00:16:42,635 --> 00:16:45,402 things were gonna be different from now on. 384 00:16:48,440 --> 00:16:51,341 [ indistinct shouting ] 385 00:16:51,343 --> 00:16:54,177 yeah, things were gonna be all right. 386 00:16:57,216 --> 00:16:59,617 and then it hit me. 387 00:16:59,619 --> 00:17:01,519 actually, craig hobson hit me. 388 00:17:01,521 --> 00:17:03,721 and randy mitchell. 389 00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:09,193 -[ grunts ] 390 00:17:09,195 --> 00:17:11,428 -and mike donovan. 391 00:17:11,430 --> 00:17:14,030 [ grunts ] 392 00:17:14,032 --> 00:17:16,933 -after that, I kind of stopped taking names. 393 00:17:16,935 --> 00:17:20,470 -[ breathing heavily ] 394 00:17:20,472 --> 00:17:23,574 -man! That was amazing! 395 00:17:23,576 --> 00:17:25,742 -come on, guys. Get off. 396 00:17:25,744 --> 00:17:26,443 Kevin? 397 00:17:28,347 --> 00:17:29,579 You're bleeding. 398 00:17:31,083 --> 00:17:34,084 -okay. Your ball. First down. 399 00:17:34,086 --> 00:17:36,219 -okay. All right. This game is over. 400 00:17:36,221 --> 00:17:37,221 -says who? 401 00:17:37,223 --> 00:17:38,456 -says me. 402 00:17:38,458 --> 00:17:40,824 This game is called On account of darkness. 403 00:17:40,826 --> 00:17:43,326 And that's all. There's nothing else to say. 404 00:17:43,328 --> 00:17:44,728 Now, everyone just go home. 405 00:17:44,730 --> 00:17:47,631 Go on. 406 00:17:47,633 --> 00:17:49,065 -he's probably right. It's getting late. 407 00:17:49,067 --> 00:17:49,966 -yeah. I got dinner. 408 00:17:49,968 --> 00:17:51,735 -we'll do it again tomorrow. 409 00:17:53,539 --> 00:17:54,972 -what are you, his mother? 410 00:17:54,974 --> 00:17:56,640 [ owl hooting ] 411 00:17:56,642 --> 00:17:59,009 -hey, wait a minute! 412 00:17:59,011 --> 00:18:01,411 I-I'm all right, guys! 413 00:18:01,413 --> 00:18:02,880 Where are you going?! 414 00:18:02,882 --> 00:18:05,115 I'm... 415 00:18:05,117 --> 00:18:07,284 Fine... 416 00:18:10,122 --> 00:18:13,290 -but I wasn't. not really. 417 00:18:19,398 --> 00:18:24,101 by the time I got home, my hand felt like a five-alarm fire. 418 00:18:25,838 --> 00:18:28,572 [ dog barking in distance ] 419 00:19:08,447 --> 00:19:11,181 [ door closes ] 420 00:19:14,020 --> 00:19:15,185 -kevin, are you hurt? 421 00:19:15,187 --> 00:19:17,153 -I wanted to answer "Yes," 422 00:19:17,155 --> 00:19:21,859 that I was hurt, that I needed comfort. 423 00:19:21,861 --> 00:19:23,760 -no, mom. 424 00:19:23,762 --> 00:19:25,863 I'm okay. 425 00:19:25,865 --> 00:19:28,432 -and I knew she wanted to comfort me, 426 00:19:28,434 --> 00:19:31,067 to make everything better. 427 00:19:33,606 --> 00:19:35,138 -well, there's some iodine 428 00:19:35,140 --> 00:19:37,874 In the medicine cabinet In the bathroom. 429 00:19:40,646 --> 00:19:44,481 Gauze if you need something To wrap it in. 430 00:19:45,651 --> 00:19:48,485 -in the medicine cabinet? 431 00:19:48,487 --> 00:19:50,487 -mm-hmm. 432 00:20:15,047 --> 00:20:20,150 -every war has its casualties and every victory its price. 433 00:20:20,152 --> 00:20:23,253 but life goes on. 434 00:20:23,255 --> 00:20:26,189 nothing really changed that night. 435 00:20:26,191 --> 00:20:27,457 nothing big, anyway. 436 00:20:27,459 --> 00:20:28,925 just a very little piece 437 00:20:28,927 --> 00:20:31,695 of something that was never gonna be the same. 438 00:20:31,697 --> 00:20:34,531 not ever. 439 00:20:34,533 --> 00:20:38,669 the thing is, it's hard to tie a bandage with just one hand. 440 00:20:41,740 --> 00:20:44,407 sooner or later, though... 441 00:20:44,409 --> 00:20:46,910 you learn. 442 00:20:50,549 --> 00:20:53,650 [ joni mitchell's "The circle game" plays ] 443 00:21:00,893 --> 00:21:09,433 -♪ yesterday a child came out To wander ♪ 444 00:21:09,435 --> 00:21:17,474 ♪ caught a dragonfly Inside a jar ♪ 445 00:21:17,476 --> 00:21:25,114 ♪ fearful when the sky Was full of thunder ♪ 446 00:21:25,116 --> 00:21:33,157 ♪ and tearful At the falling of a star ♪ 447 00:21:33,159 --> 00:21:37,594 ♪ and the seasons, They go 'round and 'round ♪ 448 00:21:37,596 --> 00:21:42,866 ♪ and the painted ponies Go up and down ♪ 449 00:21:42,868 --> 00:21:50,473 ♪ we're captive on the carousel Of time ♪ 450 00:21:50,475 --> 00:21:52,409 ♪ we can't return ♪ 451 00:21:52,411 --> 00:21:57,314 ♪ we can only look behind From where we came ♪ 452 00:21:57,316 --> 00:22:01,251 ♪ and go 'round and 'round And 'round ♪ 453 00:22:01,253 --> 00:22:06,623 ♪ in the circle game ♪ 454 00:22:06,625 --> 00:22:10,994 ♪ then the child moved ten times 'round the seasons ♪ 32951