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What's up?
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Hey.
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What you got going on there?
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These? You mean, my old jeans
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that haven't fit
since tenth grade
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and haven't been
comfortable since eighth?
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Honey, I am so proud of you
for sticking to this diet.
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No carbs, no sugar,
no boobies.
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OK, still some boobies.
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But much smaller ones.
Booblettes.
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Look at this.
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I am hugging you, and my
hand is actually touching...
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My other hand!
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Mwah!
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Whoa, whoa, whoa! Put it in
reverse there, kitten, all right?
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Took me 40 minutes
to put these jeans on.
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Besides, Deacon's
on his way over.
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Whoa, whoa, wait a minute.
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You're gonna-
you're wearing those?
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Outside?
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Yeah, why not?
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Well, because those
are acid-washed jeans,
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and it's 2003 out there.
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So? My fat clothes,
they don't fit anymore.
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All right. Well, we're gonna go
to the mall later today, OK,
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and get you some new clothes.
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Great. We could pick up
some stuff for the trip.
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Oh, yeah.
Now you're thinking.
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All right, tell me
where we're going, already.
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No. It's a surprise.
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Just tell me.
Hershey Park?
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Hershey Park? No.
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This is a trip to
celebrate my thinness.
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So, where are we going-
salad world?
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You're just gonna
have to keep wondering.
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Are we going up north?
Are we going down south?
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Are we going east, west?
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Will you need a bathing suit?
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Will you need
a space suit? Hmm.
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All right, bye.
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Bye, baby.
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Looking at you from behind,
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with your buzz-cut hair
and your chiseled buttocks,
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one might mistake you
for a voluptuous lady trucker.
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OK, you know what? You've
been talking about my buttocks
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for 5 days now.
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Either make your move
or walk away.
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Come in!
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Hey, guy. Arthur.
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Hello.
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Wow, acid-washed jeans.
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What, are you going to
a R.E.O. Speedwagon concert?
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I got news for you.
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They're coming back,
and so are these.
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Spero wants to know if you
wanna shoot some hoops later.
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I can't, man. Carrie's taking me
shopping for vacation clothes.
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Oh, your trip. Right.
Where you going?
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We're going to this awesome
lodge up in the mountains.
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I took her there 10 years ago.
We had a great time.
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She gave me this massage
with these oils.
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Deac... she was basting
me like a Turkey.
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OK, all I asked was
where you were going.
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Uh, listen, Arthur. If the hotel
calls about the reservation,
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just write down
the confirmation number,
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but don't tell Carrie, OK?
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It's a surprise, all right?
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And put it in my top drawer.
You got it?
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I didn't hear a word you said,
you slinky son of a bitch.
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Number 3 should be open.
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Here's your key, and I'll
go grab you that sweater.
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Thank you.
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- What are you doing?
- What?
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You can't come
in the dressing room with me.
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Why not?
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I don't know. People'll
think we're doing something.
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Are we?
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Oy.
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- Hey, Carrie!
- Hey, Amy. What's up?
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Nothing. Just doing
some shopping.
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Yeah? Hey, are you
going to that stupid
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computer training thing
at the office tomorrow?
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No. I got out of it, told them
I had a dentist appointment.
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Funeral!
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Hey, Amy.
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Oh, my god. Doug.
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Look at you!
You look amazing!
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Doesn't he?
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How'd you do it?
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I just cut out carbs.
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I wish I'd known there was an
all-bacon diet 10 years ago.
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Turns out I was knocking
on the door the whole time.
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All right, let's
check you out here.
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How much did you lose?
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Like 40 pounds.
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You are my hero.
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Your police officers, your
firefighters, they're your heroes.
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I just look fantastic.
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All right.
Well, if you like these--
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Although, I guess, you know
what? Hero's not totally wrong.
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- Here's that sweater you wanted.
- Oh, thanks.
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This guy just lost 40 pounds.
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Wow! Really?
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I would never peg you
as an overweight guy.
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I mean, you look like you
play football or something.
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I did used to.
And I watch a lot.
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Uh, you know what?
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I think he's gonna need
these in a bigger size.
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No, no, no.
They're supposed to be snug.
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And look how cute
they are on him.
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- He looks adorable.
- Doesn't he?
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Doug, you working out, man?
You look ripped.
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That's funny.
Usually you hit on her.
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Ha ha ha!
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Looking good, Mr. Heffernan.
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Well, your bad cholesterol is
down, good cholesterol is up.
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Your blood pressure's
under control.
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And your body mass index
is nearing the normal range.
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You keep this up, you're gonna add
another 20 years on to your life.
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Hey, guys.
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I thought you were
out walking my dad.
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Oh, I was, but he came
back here to change.
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He wore socks with
sandals to the park, and...
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Well, some of the kids
got pretty cruel.
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OK.
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All right, hon,
I'm going upstairs,
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gonna throw the g-string on and
see what the hype's about.
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Doug looks really great.
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Yeah. He dropped a few pounds.
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I bet he did.
I've been trying
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to get rid of Turner and
Hooch here for quite a while,
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but all it takes
is one kegger,
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and boom, look who's
wearing overalls.
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Right.
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- Yeah. But he really looks good.
- Yeah, you mentioned it.
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- No, but it's--
- OK, you know what?
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I don't understand why everybody
wants to throw him a parade.
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I mean, he's not the first
person to drop a few pounds.
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What about Oprah?
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All of a sudden, she's what,
yesterday's news?
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No. I think about Oprah
all the time.
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I just don't get it.
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Why does everybody make
such a big deal about it?
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Well, it's just
that people are
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used to seeing you
together, you know?
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And you're so gorgeous,
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it was like you were up here, and
he was kinda, like, down here.
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But now it's like... eh?
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Eh-eh-eh.
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I mean, you're
practically equals.
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Yeah.
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OK, put your hands down
before I smack 'em down.
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Doug, breakfast!
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Where are we headed? Is it in
America or in a foreign land?
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Or in a foreign land
in America, like Epcot.
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Well, wherever it is,
sit down and eat
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your special
going-on-vacation pancakes.
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Carrie, you know I can't have
pancakes. They're full of carbs.
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Are they?
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- Yeah.
- I think you're wrong.
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- I'll take 'em.
- Dad, these are for Doug.
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I told you, I can't
eat them, all right?
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I'm trying to eat healthy
and stay in shape.
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Eating disorder.
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I said I'd take them.
I'm starving.
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You've already had 3
bowls of cream of wheat.
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Because I'm starving.
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Thank you for making my
point and for embarrassing me.
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- Hey.
- Hey, guys.
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Thank you so much for
staying here while we're away.
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Oh, no, it's no problem.
It worked out, actually.
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Turns out our place
is being flea-bombed.
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OK, so, anything we need
to know before you leave?
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Um, yeah. Just do me a
favor and don't use my soap.
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That skeeves me, OK?
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Actually, you know what? I'll
just worry that you did use it,
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so do what you want. I'm just
gonna throw it away anyway.
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All right.
And one more thing.
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Here's a list of appliances
my dad can't use.
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OK. "Dishwasher,
oven, can opener."
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How'd he get in trouble with a whisk?
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He runs with it.
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It's a whole thing.
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Now, listen. Do not let
my dad drive the car.
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He'll say that he's
allowed to, but he's not.
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All right, the Heffernan
train is leaving.
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But where
is it going? Hmm?
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You have to stop doing that.
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- OK, I will. Or will I?
- Doug!
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Can I take this thing off now?
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No. You'll ruin the surprise.
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Doug, I've been wearing
this thing for 4 hours.
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Yeah, it's called
building the anticipation.
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Like sex.
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Yeah, Doug. 'Cause when we have
sex, it always lasts for 4 hours.
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Ha ha ha!
I get it.
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'Cause it doesn't.
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You keep me young, Carrie.
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All right, now, we're
pulling into a gas station.
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But don't worry.
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This is not where we're
spending our weekend.
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Or is it?
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Ha ha ha!
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Hey, guy.
How's it goin'?
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It's goin'.
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Great. Could you fill it up?
Super unleaded?
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OK.
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Here ya go.
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Hey, question for ya.
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I'm taking her up to the lake.
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I wanna know if this
is the best route.
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The only reason
I'm whispering is because
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I don't want her to know
where she's going.
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Is she OK?
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Oh, yeah.
She's fine.
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Leave it on.
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So should I take
the 414 or the 28?
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414's better.
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Aw, thanks, guy.
There you go.
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Oh. Ahem.
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What?
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Well, we haven't really discussed
who'd be getting the bed.
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OK. Then let's,
uh, discuss it now.
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I'm gettin' it.
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Just like that, you get it?
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A lot of people would
call that presumptuous.
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Well, a lot of people
also sleep in a bed,
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but you ain't one of 'em.
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You know what?
I'm getting in!
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- Fine, bring it.
- I will.
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Well, good.
What's taking so long?
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If you think I'm gonna let one
uncomfortable camp experience
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keep me out of this bed,
you are wrong.
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All right. I'm getting in,
and I'm not getting out.
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Great.
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You still wanna stay?
Because...
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I sleep freestyle.
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You know what?
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So do I.
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Ooh, that's good.
Yeah.
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We may have wandered
down a bad road here.
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- Douglas, Carrie.
- Hey, Arthur.
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Hey.
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Oh, that's right.
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It's the ne'er-do-well cousin
and his foppish roommate.
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Welcome.
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Thanks.
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Oh, that's strange.
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I can't seem
to find my car keys.
250
00:13:21,248 --> 00:13:25,217
Oh, well. I'll just grab the
extra set from the coffee can.
251
00:13:25,285 --> 00:13:27,937
Arthur, Doug and Carrie
said you couldn't drive.
252
00:13:28,005 --> 00:13:30,106
What? No.
They're kidding.
253
00:13:30,174 --> 00:13:31,575
Didn't sound like
they were kidding.
254
00:13:31,642 --> 00:13:34,293
Their humor is subtle
like Jack Paar's.
255
00:13:34,361 --> 00:13:35,695
Arthur, the answer's no.
256
00:13:35,763 --> 00:13:37,097
You don't understand.
257
00:13:37,164 --> 00:13:39,532
I'm trying to impress Brenda
sicklick down at the senior center.
258
00:13:39,600 --> 00:13:41,901
If I don't have wheels,
I don't have a chance.
259
00:13:41,969 --> 00:13:43,586
I'm sorry.
I can't help you.
260
00:13:44,888 --> 00:13:50,076
Daniel, I appeal to you as the,
arguably, manlier of the two.
261
00:13:50,144 --> 00:13:52,112
Please.
262
00:13:52,179 --> 00:13:53,613
It's just down
to the senior center.
263
00:13:53,681 --> 00:13:55,648
- Is it really that big a deal?
- Yes, it is that big a deal.
264
00:13:55,716 --> 00:13:57,701
Carrie and Doug specifically said no.
265
00:13:57,768 --> 00:13:58,768
What if it's an emergency?
266
00:13:58,769 --> 00:14:00,069
- No.
- I don't know.
267
00:14:00,137 --> 00:14:02,706
He could probably drive
if it's an emergency.
268
00:14:02,773 --> 00:14:04,941
He can't drive if
it's an emergency.
269
00:14:05,009 --> 00:14:07,243
Fine. Should you
start bleeding profusely,
270
00:14:07,311 --> 00:14:10,780
I'll just sit and stare
at you, as per your wishes.
271
00:14:10,848 --> 00:14:13,616
It's fine. You can drive
if it's an emergency.
272
00:14:13,684 --> 00:14:14,567
Sweet.
273
00:14:14,718 --> 00:14:15,918
As a token of my thanks,
274
00:14:15,986 --> 00:14:18,354
I should like to make you
fine gentlemen some eggs.
275
00:14:20,458 --> 00:14:22,692
Could you point me
toward the whisk?
276
00:14:32,620 --> 00:14:34,671
So, did I do good?
Were you surprised?
277
00:14:34,739 --> 00:14:37,541
Yeah. So surprised.
278
00:14:37,608 --> 00:14:39,976
It's beautiful here.
279
00:14:40,044 --> 00:14:42,012
I'm so glad
we're finally here.
280
00:14:42,079 --> 00:14:43,246
Me, too.
281
00:14:43,313 --> 00:14:45,448
Can you believe I got
us the same room?
282
00:14:45,516 --> 00:14:46,916
Hmm?
283
00:14:46,983 --> 00:14:49,352
I got us the same
room as last time.
284
00:14:52,756 --> 00:14:55,291
What last time?
285
00:14:56,960 --> 00:14:58,528
Last time we were here.
286
00:15:01,882 --> 00:15:03,316
We were never here.
287
00:15:03,383 --> 00:15:05,351
Come on, stop it.
288
00:15:07,321 --> 00:15:09,221
Stop what?
We were never here.
289
00:15:09,373 --> 00:15:12,308
Yes, we were. We were
here, like, 10 years ago.
290
00:15:12,376 --> 00:15:16,712
Remember? We became best friends
with Jesse the room service guy
291
00:15:16,780 --> 00:15:19,399
'cause we didn't leave the
room the entire weekend.
292
00:15:25,322 --> 00:15:26,856
No.
293
00:15:29,993 --> 00:15:32,295
I said I could
stay here forever
294
00:15:32,362 --> 00:15:34,063
because I don't need
anything in the world
295
00:15:34,131 --> 00:15:37,600
except you and food
rolled in on a cart.
296
00:15:39,619 --> 00:15:41,871
And you laughed.
297
00:15:45,159 --> 00:15:46,559
No.
298
00:15:50,380 --> 00:15:52,949
We saw a raccoon and
named it M.C. Hammer
299
00:15:53,017 --> 00:15:55,384
'cause it had
extra-furry legs.
300
00:15:57,354 --> 00:16:00,006
Like hammer pants.
301
00:16:00,774 --> 00:16:02,291
No.
302
00:16:06,229 --> 00:16:08,731
You gave me a special massage.
303
00:16:11,068 --> 00:16:13,736
With the herbal oils
in the bathroom.
304
00:16:17,057 --> 00:16:19,491
Doug...
305
00:16:19,559 --> 00:16:22,145
I was never here.
306
00:16:24,364 --> 00:16:26,065
Oh.
307
00:16:31,071 --> 00:16:33,005
I think I was here alone.
That's what it was.
308
00:16:33,157 --> 00:16:36,626
Oh, my god!
I can't believe you!
309
00:16:36,694 --> 00:16:38,028
You were here
with someone else!
310
00:16:38,095 --> 00:16:39,395
No! No! It was
definitely you!
311
00:16:39,463 --> 00:16:41,731
I distinctly remember,
'cause it was the last time I was thin!
312
00:16:41,798 --> 00:16:43,967
- You were never thin with me!
- Yes, I was!
313
00:16:44,035 --> 00:16:46,219
Doug, I think I'd remember
if you were thin, OK?
314
00:16:46,287 --> 00:16:47,920
I would remember
everybody coming up to you,
315
00:16:47,988 --> 00:16:50,290
going, "oh, my god! You look
so great! You look so fantastic!
316
00:16:50,357 --> 00:16:52,459
You're the skinniest man
in the whole wide world!"
317
00:16:52,526 --> 00:16:54,394
Never happened!
318
00:16:56,313 --> 00:16:57,964
Get the door.
319
00:17:00,100 --> 00:17:01,033
Room service.
320
00:17:01,101 --> 00:17:02,334
Hey, great.
Thank you.
321
00:17:02,402 --> 00:17:04,203
All right.
Here we go.
322
00:17:05,405 --> 00:17:06,505
Doug?
323
00:17:09,259 --> 00:17:11,494
Jesse.
324
00:17:11,562 --> 00:17:13,830
How you doin', man?
325
00:17:13,898 --> 00:17:14,897
Good. Good. You?
326
00:17:14,965 --> 00:17:15,714
Pretty good.
Pretty good.
327
00:17:15,866 --> 00:17:17,533
You know, still doing
the room service thing.
328
00:17:17,601 --> 00:17:18,301
Great. That's great.
329
00:17:18,369 --> 00:17:19,652
Is Beth here with you?
330
00:17:19,720 --> 00:17:22,288
Oh, my god.
331
00:17:22,355 --> 00:17:24,758
Right.
Beth McGurtrie.
332
00:17:24,825 --> 00:17:26,559
That makes a lot of sense.
333
00:17:26,627 --> 00:17:27,944
Yeah.
No, hi, Jesse.
334
00:17:28,012 --> 00:17:30,146
Beth hasn't been with
him for 10 years.
335
00:17:30,213 --> 00:17:32,214
Carrie Heffernan. Hi.
336
00:17:32,282 --> 00:17:34,567
Oh, man.
I'm sorry.
337
00:17:35,702 --> 00:17:36,936
Doug, we'll catch up later.
338
00:17:37,004 --> 00:17:39,172
Yeah.
339
00:17:43,643 --> 00:17:44,577
That was Jesse.
340
00:17:44,644 --> 00:17:46,079
Yeah, got that.
341
00:17:46,146 --> 00:17:47,813
So, you, uh-
you hungry?
342
00:17:47,881 --> 00:17:49,098
No, I'm not hungry, Doug.
343
00:17:49,165 --> 00:17:51,001
I'm devastated.
344
00:17:51,068 --> 00:17:52,469
Let's just--let's go home.
345
00:17:52,736 --> 00:17:54,537
No, come on.
Look, I'm sorry, OK?
346
00:17:54,605 --> 00:17:56,005
I screwed up, but...
347
00:17:56,073 --> 00:17:57,339
I obviously remembered
it as being you
348
00:17:57,407 --> 00:17:59,375
because I had
such an amazing time.
349
00:17:59,443 --> 00:18:03,363
Amazingly weird time.
350
00:18:03,430 --> 00:18:05,598
The kind of time you wish
you could do over again
351
00:18:05,750 --> 00:18:08,118
with someone you really love.
352
00:18:08,185 --> 00:18:11,320
And now god has
given us that chance.
353
00:18:14,041 --> 00:18:15,058
Come here.
354
00:18:15,126 --> 00:18:16,976
No. Get off.
355
00:18:17,044 --> 00:18:18,862
Come on.
Let's just stay, all right?
356
00:18:18,929 --> 00:18:20,296
We got the mountains.
We got the lake.
357
00:18:20,364 --> 00:18:24,083
We got a beautiful,
romantic, nonrefundable room.
358
00:18:24,150 --> 00:18:28,120
Yeah, the same room you were
in with slutty McRubdown.
359
00:18:29,389 --> 00:18:33,543
Come on, can't we just stay and
enjoy ourselves? I love you.
360
00:18:34,528 --> 00:18:35,661
Fine.
361
00:18:43,020 --> 00:18:46,122
Ah. Well, I see you two
broke in the bed.
362
00:18:53,464 --> 00:18:56,065
You know what?
I like this room better.
363
00:19:02,189 --> 00:19:03,756
It's a beautiful day
out there.
364
00:19:03,824 --> 00:19:05,859
Have you guys
canoed here before?
365
00:19:05,926 --> 00:19:06,860
Yeah, once.
366
00:19:06,927 --> 00:19:09,128
But I hated it.
367
00:19:09,196 --> 00:19:11,764
It was, uh-it was with
the wrong person. You know?
368
00:19:11,832 --> 00:19:14,967
This one, she's the one I wanna
go rowing through life with.
369
00:19:15,035 --> 00:19:16,802
Ha ha ha!
370
00:19:16,870 --> 00:19:18,421
Do you have someone you love?
371
00:19:18,489 --> 00:19:20,122
- No.
- No.
372
00:19:20,190 --> 00:19:23,292
I guess there's not much of a
personal life in the canoe game, right?
373
00:19:23,360 --> 00:19:26,963
You're married to lake
chapawawa. Am I right?
374
00:19:28,966 --> 00:19:30,099
Anyhoo.
375
00:19:30,166 --> 00:19:32,885
All right. Well,
let's get going here.
376
00:19:32,953 --> 00:19:35,020
Here, honey.
That's yours right there.
377
00:19:35,089 --> 00:19:38,757
All right.
378
00:19:38,825 --> 00:19:40,293
Whoa. Whoa.
It's the perfect storm.
379
00:19:40,360 --> 00:19:42,228
All right, Doug.
Please.
380
00:19:42,296 --> 00:19:43,229
OK.
381
00:19:43,297 --> 00:19:46,232
Ah! This is nice.
382
00:19:46,300 --> 00:19:48,367
Rowing the boat, huh?
383
00:19:48,435 --> 00:19:49,368
Hey!
384
00:20:02,216 --> 00:20:03,282
Everybody!
385
00:20:15,512 --> 00:20:17,547
This is the life, huh, babe?
386
00:20:17,614 --> 00:20:18,648
Yeah, I guess.
387
00:20:18,716 --> 00:20:21,951
Whoa! Sounds like
somebody's ready to sing.
388
00:20:24,355 --> 00:20:26,622
All right, gotta save
something for the row back.
389
00:20:29,360 --> 00:20:30,660
Oh, great idea.
390
00:20:30,728 --> 00:20:32,261
There's this little
secluded spot.
391
00:20:32,329 --> 00:20:35,364
Very quiet, very romantic.
392
00:20:35,432 --> 00:20:37,066
We should go there.
393
00:20:37,134 --> 00:20:38,351
Oh, really?
394
00:20:38,418 --> 00:20:40,819
How do you know about that spot, Doug?
395
00:20:42,256 --> 00:20:44,390
You know what?
That spot sucks.
396
00:20:44,458 --> 00:20:46,526
We're gonna find
a better spot.
397
00:20:46,593 --> 00:20:48,861
You know what? Doug, I'm
sorry I even said anything.
398
00:20:48,928 --> 00:20:50,062
Go to the spot.
399
00:20:50,130 --> 00:20:51,847
No! No, no, no!
Stop it.
400
00:20:51,915 --> 00:20:53,649
We're not gonna go to the spot.
We'll find another one.
401
00:20:53,717 --> 00:20:55,884
Doug, I said go to the spot!
It's fine!
402
00:20:55,952 --> 00:20:57,436
No! Stop it!
403
00:20:57,504 --> 00:20:58,504
Oh, this is mature.
404
00:20:58,571 --> 00:20:59,505
Stop it!
405
00:20:59,572 --> 00:21:00,973
This is very mature.
406
00:21:01,041 --> 00:21:03,009
Stop it! Stop being mad at me, OK?!
407
00:21:03,076 --> 00:21:04,978
I'm just out here, trying
to have a good time with you!
408
00:21:05,045 --> 00:21:07,413
Now start singing!
It's fun!
409
00:21:13,138 --> 00:21:19,138
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