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(bell rings)
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♪ When I wake up in the morning
and the alarm gives out a warning ♪
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♪ I don't think I'll ever
make it on time ♪
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♪ By the time I grab my books
and I give myself a look ♪
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♪ I'm at the corner just in time
to see the bus fly by ♪
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♪ It's all right ♪
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♪ 'Cause I'm saved by the bell ♪
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♪ If the teacher pops a test
I know I'm in a mess ♪
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♪ And my dog ate
all my homework last night ♪
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♪ Ridin' low in my chair,
she won't know that I'm there ♪
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♪ If I can hand it in tomorrow
it will be all right ♪
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♪ It's all right ♪
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♪ 'Cause I'm saved by the bell... ♪
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♪ It's all right,
'cause I'm saved by the-- ♪
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♪ It's all right, 'cause I'm saved
by the-- ♪
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♪ It's all right,
'cause I'm saved by the bell ♪
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(croaking)
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This semester in biology
we shall study
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the ecology of the pond.
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Dr. Phelps, where did
these animals come from?
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These creatures are visiting
from the pond behind the football field.
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Now to them,
this is a field trip.
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Doesn't it bother them to be moved
from their natural habitat?
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Get real, Kelly. Who would miss
sitting in stagnant water all day?
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I would.
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Let's get to know our pond pals
a little better, shall we?
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Dr. Phelps, can I hold the frog?
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Don't let him, he'll give it a wart.
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That's a misconception;
frogs do not give warts.
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Now then--
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Miss Turtle,
how about holding this turtle?
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- I can't, it's slimy.
- I'll hold it, it's cute.
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Dr. Phelps, I'm sorry I'm late,
but I think this duck is hurt.
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- What happened, Zack?
- We were playing baseball last period
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and I hit one over the fence.
I found the ball next to the duck.
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- I guess he got hit by the ball.
- Yeah.
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He should have ducked.
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And so should you.
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Oh, she'll be okay.
She's just a little dazed.
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Hit by a ball, typical.
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That's what happens when man
encroaches upon an animal's domain.
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Jessie, it was an accident,
not a case for "L.A. Law."
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This duck will be fine.
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We'll observe her and return her
and the other animals
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to the pond where we can study them
in their natural surroundings.
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It's Friday, sir, no one's
gonna be here for the weekend,
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- can I take her home?
- All right, Zack.
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Sounds like a good idea.
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Come on, little lady,
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I'm sorry I hit you
over the head with a ball.
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You forgive me?
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(quacks)
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Hi, guys-- whoa, Becky!
Becky, is that you?
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(Belding quacking)
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Are you sure you didn't hit him
in the head with a ball first?
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No offense, but I think
the stress of being a principal
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- has finally gotten to you.
- No, I'm talking to my friend Becky.
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I know this duck. I feed her every
day at the pond behind the football field.
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- You feed this duck?
- Not only this duck,
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but Lyle, Sammy-- oh, Manny!
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- And what about Donald and Daffy?
- I think we're talking to Daffy.
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- I think so too.
- I grew up on a farm.
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I used to name all the animals, okay?
Is Becky all right?
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- She got hit by a baseball--
- What?
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--But Dr. Phelps says Becky
will be fine in a couple of days.
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You take care of her, Zack.
I have to go to the football field.
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- We're putting in new goal posts.
- I have to go too.
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I'm the H2O distribution engineer.
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- He means he's a water boy.
- Oh.
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Now, Becky,
you listen to what Zack says
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and get well soon.
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(quacking)
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Hi, Becky, what would you like
for lunch? Don't be shy.
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- Kelly, you're talking to a duck.
- I've had ducks before.
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- I know what they eat.
- What?
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A box of "quackers."
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Guys, you'll never
guess what happened
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when they were putting up
the new goal posts.
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They buried Belding
beneath them.
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No luck. They were drilling
and must have hit a pipeline.
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- There's oil squirting out.
- You see, that's what happens
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when man alters the natural
order of the environment.
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Chill out, Mama,
it was a chick digging the hole.
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It's too bad they didn't
strike oil for real.
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Yeah, we'd be the richest school
in the world.
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- We could buy anything we wanted.
- All: Yeah.
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(clock chiming)
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Good morning,
rich students of Bayside.
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Today is our history midterm.
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Mrs. Kerns, I do believe
you are forgetting the rules.
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- What rules?
- The rule that we're rich
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and there are no rules.
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- You rang, sir?
- Yes, Belding, dismiss this--
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teacher. She tried
to make us learn.
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How dare you challenge these
young minds with school work?
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If you want to teach,
well then, go to a cheap school.
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Now go on, shoo.
Shoo!
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Good work, Belding.
Here's $1,000.
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Now go take an old lady
to Magic Mountain.
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You're too kind, Master Slater.
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Oo-ooh!
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I'm off to the hounds.
Lisa, would you care to join me?
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No, AC, I'm going to shop.
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Are you going to the mall?
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Perish the thought.
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When you're rich,
the mall comes to you.
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- I'll take both outfits.
- Yes, and I'll take both girls.
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Sit.
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Why should I go to the hounds
when the foxes are right here?
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Tallyho.
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Are you comfortable,
Miss Jessie?
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Quiet, Belding. I'm tracking down
environmental polluters.
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I'm gonna tie their noses
to exhaust pipes until they go solar.
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Then would you care for some lunch
while you change the world?
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Yes.
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- Here's your order from Chez Kelly.
- Chez Kelly?
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- What happened to The Max?
- I renamed it when I bought it.
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Oh well, who cares? I'm hungry.
Give me my food.
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Don't talk to me like that,
I'm the richest waitress in the world.
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I'm as rich as you are.
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- Not since Kelly got married.
- Where's my husband?
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(Middle Eastern accent)
Come, my darling.
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Let's all go to the beach.
The camels are ready.
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The beach is polluted.
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Not this beach,
my little desert flower.
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The big beach,
I just bought Saudi Arabia.
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But you can't just leave school.
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Belding, we're rich.
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When it comes to school
you have got a lot to learn.
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Yeah, school would be
so much better if we owned it.
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- Guys, we've struck oil.
- No we didn't, we just hit a pipe.
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No, they checked, there's no pipeline
under the school. We've struck it rich.
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Today is an historic moment
in the history of Bayside.
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We have an opportunity to make Bayside
the kind of school we've all dreamed of.
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Great! The Laker Girls
are gonna teach Phys Ed!
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- You are a sexist pig.
- And proud of it.
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As you all know, we have
struck oil on the football field.
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The school board has contracted
with an oil company
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to do some exploratory drilling.
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At this time I would like
to introduce
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the vice-president of Cal Star Oil,
Dan Grayson.
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- Zack: All right.
- Dan: Thank you.
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I'm very honored the school board
has selected our company
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to extract the oil
and jointly build a better Bayside.
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Let's have hairdressers in homeroom
and manicures in study hall.
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Lisa!
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There's gonna be a lot
of changes around here.
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Mr. Belding can tell us
about some of them.
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We are talking new pool,
new gym, new library,
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new theater complex, computers
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and the latest visual aids
in every classroom.
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In short,
a higher level of education.
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Come on,
let's not ruin this place, sir.
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Thanks to this oil discovery
your years at Bayside
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will be whatever
you want to make them.
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Why do we need more oil?
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Why not focus on alternative
sources of energy? Like the sun.
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Because the sun's our competitor --
we're in the oil business.
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(laughs)
That's a good one.
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I'm serious.
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I know you are
and please excuse my joke.
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We are exploring alternatives
like wind and solar power,
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but until these technologies
become cost efficient,
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- oil is still our best energy source.
- We're glad it is,
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because we want a bigger gym
and a cheerleader in every locker.
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You know,
I've never had a pet before.
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It's been fun having Becky here
the last couple of days.
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Probably because it's the only girl
your mom will let sleep over.
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(quacking)
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Oh, that's duck for
"I love you, Zack."
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- Come on, Becky.
- Hi, you cute little thing.
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You're pretty cute
yourself, Mama.
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Please...
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Zack, I want you to sign this petition to
stop the oil drilling.
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Stop it? You can't be serious.
This oil has been
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the best thing that has happened
since I started school.
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Not counting the time we put
the periscope in the girls' locker room.
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- That was you?
- Zack was Skipper and I was Gilligan.
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Jessie, you look great in a towel,
now drop it.
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Zack, I'm asking you
as my friend.
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I need your signature
on this petition.
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- How many signatures do you have?
- So far, one.
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Jessie Spano.
Oh, I know her.
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That's me, dopus.
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I'm sorry, Jessie, I don't
agree with you on this one.
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This oil will benefit everyone in school
and the kids who will come after us.
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Will you read the research
I dug up in the library?
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You really shouldn't be
digging up in the library.
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The oil's under the football field.
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Quiet, little weird man.
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Zack, oil can do a lot
of damage to the environment.
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Please read it.
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- Okay... okay.
- Okay.
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I'll never forget how you looked
in that towel, babe.
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Zack, I think Jessie
has the hots for me.
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Oh, yeah,
it's obvious to everyone.
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It's getting pretty late.
We should call it a night.
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Yeah.
It's bedtime, Becky.
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Hey, Zack, can I read her a story?
"The Ugly Duckling" or "Duck Tales."
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She's a duck, she doesn't
understand what you're saying.
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- Now get out of here.
- Good night, Becky.
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And just remember this--
(mimics Donald Duck)
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I heard Donald say that
to Huey, Dewey, and Louie.
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And you're screwy.
Good night.
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(Becky quacks)
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I know I shouldn't say this,
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but I wish I didn't have to take you
to the pond tomorrow.
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I'm gonna miss you, Becky--
whoa.
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Are you gonna miss me?
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Yeah? Don't worry about it.
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I'll come visit you all the time.
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Did you read the information
on oil that I left you?
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Uh-- no, not yet,
but I'll read it tonight, I promise.
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Doesn't anybody feel
the way I feel?
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I feel the way you feel
about Kevin Costner, but not oil.
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It's gonna give us a great school.
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- What about you, Kelly?
- I don't know what to think.
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I care about the environment,
but I also like Zack's idea
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about a hot tub
in every classroom.
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- I was kidding.
- Me too.
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Come on, Kelly, oil causes pollution.
Take a stand.
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Hey, leave her alone, Jessie.
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Oil also runs cars,
heats homes--
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oh, makes plastic earrings
like the ones you're wearing.
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Actually, I borrowed these,
right, Lisa?
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You're on your own, honey, that's
a fashion statement I wouldn't make.
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- (bell rings)
- Well, everybody,
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today we leave the classroom
and return our animals
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to their homes in the wild.
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Oh, that's so sad.
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I'd like to return
dorks to the wild.
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- Where's my turtle?
- Here he is.
233
00:12:40,727 --> 00:12:43,958
I'm gonna miss you, little fella.
You're slimy but sweet.
234
00:12:44,964 --> 00:12:49,458
And Jessie, Screech,
here are your frogs.
235
00:12:49,502 --> 00:12:52,665
And Slater,
your salamander, sir.
236
00:12:53,940 --> 00:12:55,806
And Kelly,
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00:12:55,842 --> 00:12:58,743
- here's your crayfish.
- (giggles)
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- Zack, you got Becky?
- Sure do, don't worry about her.
239
00:13:01,447 --> 00:13:03,643
- Dr. Phelps: All right, good.
- (drilling)
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00:13:03,683 --> 00:13:05,617
- Kelly: What is that?
- The oil company,
241
00:13:05,652 --> 00:13:08,144
- disturbing our environment.
- No, it's not.
242
00:13:08,187 --> 00:13:10,087
It's just a two-ton woodpecker.
243
00:13:10,123 --> 00:13:12,990
Maybe Jessie's right.
I don't like this.
244
00:13:13,026 --> 00:13:15,222
They're just drilling a test well.
245
00:13:15,261 --> 00:13:18,526
Yeah, you can't make an omelet
without breaking some eggs.
246
00:13:18,564 --> 00:13:21,966
This is just the beginning
of beautiful Bayside, wait and see.
247
00:13:22,001 --> 00:13:24,368
All right, class,
forget about the noise.
248
00:13:24,404 --> 00:13:27,430
Come on, let's get our animals
back to the pond. Come on.
249
00:13:27,473 --> 00:13:30,033
Okay.
Come on, Becky.
250
00:13:30,076 --> 00:13:33,137
Go ahead.
Come on.
251
00:13:33,179 --> 00:13:36,376
Stop the drilling, stop the oil!
Stop the drilling, stop the--
252
00:13:36,416 --> 00:13:39,386
- What are you guys doing?
- Protesting for what we believe.
253
00:13:39,419 --> 00:13:41,683
At least there's one real man
with enough guts
254
00:13:41,721 --> 00:13:44,349
- to stand up for the environment.
- You mean Franklin?
255
00:13:44,390 --> 00:13:47,155
- Yeah, Franklin.
- Not me, I just wanted to be
256
00:13:47,193 --> 00:13:50,424
chained to the head cheerleader
and the school president.
257
00:13:52,065 --> 00:13:55,592
It's everything
I dreamed it would be.
258
00:13:55,635 --> 00:13:58,229
- Ugh, don't touch me!
- Ever try nerd love?
259
00:13:58,271 --> 00:14:00,069
Oh, I'm gonna be sick.
260
00:14:00,106 --> 00:14:03,542
Jess, you're being an alarmist.
You're making a fool of yourself.
261
00:14:03,576 --> 00:14:07,672
Stop the drilling, stop the oil!
Stop the drilling, stop the oil!
262
00:14:07,714 --> 00:14:10,411
Stop the shouting,
give me a kiss!
263
00:14:10,450 --> 00:14:12,817
Hey, hey, hey, hey,
what is going on here?
264
00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:14,946
Does this have something
to do with the oil?
265
00:14:14,987 --> 00:14:17,479
Oh, you're sharp,
Mr. Belding.
266
00:14:17,523 --> 00:14:20,424
And we're out of here,
we gotta get ready for gym class.
267
00:14:20,460 --> 00:14:23,760
- Stop the drilling, stop the--
- I am giving you a direct order,
268
00:14:23,796 --> 00:14:26,197
stop this protest immediately.
269
00:14:26,232 --> 00:14:30,169
Not on your life, buster!
I mean if that's okay.
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00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:33,264
- Come to my office.
- We're not going anywhere.
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00:14:33,306 --> 00:14:35,934
Well, if you don't,
you're suspended.
272
00:14:35,975 --> 00:14:37,568
We're coming to your office.
273
00:14:39,212 --> 00:14:42,773
I guess we've lost.
Franklin, give me the key.
274
00:14:42,815 --> 00:14:45,182
He swallowed it,
you babes are his.
275
00:14:46,219 --> 00:14:47,345
Unhook me.
276
00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:49,321
This way.
277
00:14:49,355 --> 00:14:51,380
Guys, there's been an oil spill.
278
00:14:51,424 --> 00:14:53,518
There's oil everywhere.
279
00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:03,529
Hey, come on, Screech,
we gotta get out on the field.
280
00:15:03,569 --> 00:15:06,766
- Be right there.
- Oh, man.
281
00:15:06,806 --> 00:15:08,934
How do you like it?
282
00:15:11,611 --> 00:15:14,603
- Why are you dressed like Cher?
- It's my new look.
283
00:15:14,647 --> 00:15:17,207
I wanna give the girls'
field hockey team a thrill.
284
00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:20,652
If you really wanna give them a thrill, why
don't you blindfold them?
285
00:15:20,686 --> 00:15:24,179
Oh no, Zack. I've caught them looking
at me and whispering with delight.
286
00:15:24,223 --> 00:15:26,817
Now I'm gonna show them
more than they can handle.
287
00:15:26,859 --> 00:15:29,692
- I don't think that's a wise--
- If any of them faint
288
00:15:29,729 --> 00:15:33,563
- I'll wake them with my kisses.
- Yeah, that will kill them.
289
00:15:34,967 --> 00:15:36,958
Hey, Slater,
what happened to you?
290
00:15:37,003 --> 00:15:39,665
- You didn't hear about the oil spill?
- What oil spill?
291
00:15:39,705 --> 00:15:41,696
They were drilling
on the football field
292
00:15:41,741 --> 00:15:44,073
suddenly oil started
spilling out everywhere.
293
00:15:44,110 --> 00:15:46,772
- Did it get into the pond?
- I don't know.
294
00:15:46,813 --> 00:15:49,646
Becky-- the animals--
we just put them back into the pond.
295
00:15:49,682 --> 00:15:51,741
Come on, we gotta save them.
296
00:15:56,722 --> 00:15:58,986
Dr. Phelps.
Dr. Phelps, we need your help.
297
00:15:59,025 --> 00:16:01,995
- What is it, Zack?
- There's been an oil spill.
298
00:16:02,028 --> 00:16:04,588
It's terrible, sir.
Look what happened to Becky.
299
00:16:04,630 --> 00:16:07,827
- Please, Becky, it's okay.
- Oh, the poor thing!
300
00:16:07,867 --> 00:16:10,234
Please, sir, show us
how to clean her off.
301
00:16:10,269 --> 00:16:12,738
- It's okay, Becky.
- She's not moving, Zack.
302
00:16:12,772 --> 00:16:15,434
She's probably in shock--
just please help us, sir!
303
00:16:15,475 --> 00:16:18,536
I'll do what I can, Zack, but...
304
00:16:18,578 --> 00:16:21,479
- Zack, Becky's dead.
- No, no.
305
00:16:21,514 --> 00:16:24,484
Please give her-- come on,
Screech, let's clean her off.
306
00:16:24,517 --> 00:16:26,747
- It's okay, we'll clean you off.
- It's no use.
307
00:16:26,786 --> 00:16:28,276
I don't believe that.
308
00:16:28,321 --> 00:16:31,052
I wish there was something
I could do, but it's too late.
309
00:16:31,090 --> 00:16:33,422
You guys, I heard about the pond.
310
00:16:36,462 --> 00:16:39,727
Zack... I'm so sorry.
311
00:16:39,765 --> 00:16:41,699
It's terrible.
312
00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:45,733
I should have
listened to you, Jessie.
313
00:16:45,771 --> 00:16:47,762
I'm sorry, Becky.
314
00:16:47,807 --> 00:16:49,832
It wasn't your fault.
315
00:16:51,310 --> 00:16:54,143
Don't worry about Becky, Zack.
316
00:16:54,180 --> 00:16:56,945
She's where the oil
can't hurt her now.
317
00:16:58,985 --> 00:17:00,851
I feel as bad as you do.
318
00:17:00,887 --> 00:17:03,754
I loved going down to the pond
and feeding Becky.
319
00:17:03,789 --> 00:17:05,553
But accidents happen.
320
00:17:05,591 --> 00:17:08,060
Accidents happen a lot
with oil companies.
321
00:17:08,094 --> 00:17:10,825
Then they just slip out
of being responsible for them.
322
00:17:10,863 --> 00:17:14,094
Jessie, it's not that simple.
With progress there's often
323
00:17:14,133 --> 00:17:16,568
a price to pay. People died
in the space program,
324
00:17:16,602 --> 00:17:19,230
does that mean we should
stop exploring the universe?
325
00:17:19,272 --> 00:17:22,572
Sir, we've gotta do something.
We've gotta stop the drilling.
326
00:17:22,608 --> 00:17:23,837
Stop the drilling?
327
00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:26,368
You wanted a better Bayside
more than anyone.
328
00:17:26,412 --> 00:17:30,349
Sir, I was wrong.
Please, you have got to do something.
329
00:17:30,383 --> 00:17:31,873
What can I do?
330
00:17:31,918 --> 00:17:34,080
What can you do?
You're the principal,
331
00:17:34,120 --> 00:17:36,817
aren't you man enough
to scare anyone but the kids?
332
00:17:38,591 --> 00:17:40,252
Oops.
333
00:17:41,561 --> 00:17:45,555
Mr. Belding, Becky is dead.
The pond is polluted.
334
00:17:45,598 --> 00:17:47,896
Who knows
what's gonna happen next?
335
00:17:49,235 --> 00:17:51,636
We got there too late.
336
00:17:51,671 --> 00:17:55,130
There's nothing we can do.
All our animals are dead.
337
00:17:55,174 --> 00:17:59,304
We can't let these animals
die for nothing.
338
00:17:59,345 --> 00:18:02,610
Please, you've gotta tell
the school board to stop the drilling.
339
00:18:03,950 --> 00:18:07,045
I'll try.
But I'm afraid it's gonna take
340
00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:10,716
more than a few dead animals
to change their minds.
341
00:18:14,193 --> 00:18:17,219
As you can see,
the new gymnasium will house
342
00:18:17,263 --> 00:18:20,460
a separate boys'
and girls' basketball court.
343
00:18:20,499 --> 00:18:22,490
Now that may bother
some of you boys
344
00:18:22,535 --> 00:18:25,004
who love sharing a court
with girls in gym shorts.
345
00:18:25,037 --> 00:18:27,028
I'm sorry, guys.
346
00:18:27,073 --> 00:18:30,941
And over here we have a modern
Olympic-sized swimming pool
347
00:18:30,977 --> 00:18:34,311
that will make Shamu jealous.
348
00:18:34,347 --> 00:18:37,578
- Sir, where's the football field?
- Good question.
349
00:18:37,617 --> 00:18:41,451
That will be constructed over here
where the swampy area now exists.
350
00:18:41,487 --> 00:18:43,956
You're gonna put
the football field over the pond?
351
00:18:43,990 --> 00:18:47,290
- That pond's part of our school.
- We have to do most of our drilling
352
00:18:47,326 --> 00:18:50,261
over the old football field,
but as you can see from the model
353
00:18:50,296 --> 00:18:52,788
we're not just taking something
out of the ground,
354
00:18:52,832 --> 00:18:54,857
we're putting a lot more back in.
355
00:18:54,900 --> 00:18:58,996
What's this new campus
going to cost in taxes?
356
00:18:59,038 --> 00:19:01,132
I'm glad you asked that.
357
00:19:01,173 --> 00:19:04,165
Cal Star and the school board
will be partners
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00:19:04,210 --> 00:19:08,408
in building a beautiful new Bayside.
It will cost you nothing.
359
00:19:11,384 --> 00:19:14,786
- That's not true.
- What do you mean, young man?
360
00:19:14,820 --> 00:19:18,154
Mr. Belding, may I have the floor
to make a presentation?
361
00:19:18,190 --> 00:19:20,591
You've got it, Zack.
362
00:19:20,626 --> 00:19:24,085
Ladies and gentlemen,
I may only be a high school kid,
363
00:19:24,130 --> 00:19:27,828
but I've already learned that
you never get something for nothing.
364
00:19:27,867 --> 00:19:30,199
Everything has its price.
365
00:19:30,236 --> 00:19:32,864
Mr. Grayson, this is
a very beautiful model,
366
00:19:32,905 --> 00:19:36,842
but where are the oak trees behind
the library where we used to have lunch?
367
00:19:36,876 --> 00:19:40,369
You can have lunch in your
brand-new state-of-the-art cafeteria.
368
00:19:40,413 --> 00:19:43,781
- And where are the trees?
- I'm afraid we'll have to replace them.
369
00:19:43,816 --> 00:19:46,717
No, you mean, cut them down
and put up an oil derrick.
370
00:19:46,752 --> 00:19:48,743
But that's not here
on the model, sir.
371
00:19:48,788 --> 00:19:53,191
- Yes, of course there will be derricks.
- Sort of like this?
372
00:19:54,260 --> 00:19:57,662
Now, when we're having classes
in this building right here,
373
00:19:57,697 --> 00:19:59,495
and look out the window,
374
00:19:59,532 --> 00:20:01,557
what are we gonna see?
One of these?
375
00:20:01,600 --> 00:20:05,696
I guess they were
left off by mistake. Now...
376
00:20:05,738 --> 00:20:09,003
where are the benches and trees
where we had classes when it got hot?
377
00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:12,909
You won't have to sit outside, the whole
school will be air-conditioned.
378
00:20:12,945 --> 00:20:15,937
Who needs benches and trees?
We'll just put up another oil rig.
379
00:20:15,981 --> 00:20:18,143
What are you trying to say,
young man?
380
00:20:18,184 --> 00:20:21,848
What I'm trying to say is,
that Cal Star Oil is right,
381
00:20:21,887 --> 00:20:24,822
we're not taking something
out of the ground,
382
00:20:24,857 --> 00:20:27,849
we're helping put
a lot more back in.
383
00:20:27,893 --> 00:20:29,190
Jessie.
384
00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:31,560
Yesterday,
because of your oil spill
385
00:20:31,597 --> 00:20:34,999
we put 20 dead animals
back into the ground.
386
00:20:36,001 --> 00:20:39,835
We're sorry about that. It was
an accident and we cleaned it up.
387
00:20:39,872 --> 00:20:42,807
Yeah, but can you guarantee
it won't happen again?
388
00:20:42,842 --> 00:20:44,833
There are no guarantees
but we'll--
389
00:20:44,877 --> 00:20:47,312
Yes, but what happens
if there's a bigger accident
390
00:20:47,346 --> 00:20:50,782
and oil gets over everything
just like this?
391
00:20:52,284 --> 00:20:55,515
Young man, this is outrageous.
You give me that.
392
00:20:55,554 --> 00:20:57,545
Look at this!
393
00:20:57,590 --> 00:20:59,149
I'm covered with oil.
394
00:20:59,191 --> 00:21:01,182
It was an accident, sir.
395
00:21:01,227 --> 00:21:03,696
But at least you'll be alive
when you clean it off.
396
00:21:03,729 --> 00:21:05,390
See, sir,
397
00:21:05,431 --> 00:21:08,526
I wanted a bigger and better Bayside
more than anybody.
398
00:21:08,567 --> 00:21:11,332
Even more than you,
Mr. Grayson.
399
00:21:11,370 --> 00:21:14,203
But us kids don't want
to pay that price.
400
00:21:14,240 --> 00:21:16,607
We don't want to go
to school in an oil field.
401
00:21:21,947 --> 00:21:24,939
I think we know
how we should vote.
402
00:21:24,984 --> 00:21:27,453
Mr. Grayson,
thank you for coming.
403
00:21:27,486 --> 00:21:30,114
We already have
a better Bayside,
404
00:21:30,156 --> 00:21:32,420
we just didn't know it
until now.
405
00:21:44,069 --> 00:21:46,697
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theme music playing)
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