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WWW.MY-SUBS.CO
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Good evening, family.
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And welcome to the first annual
Bundy-financial-crisis summit meeting.
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Hello, Shop at Home network?
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Yes, I'd like to order
your Brazilian amethyst dinner ring.
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And can I get a dinner
to go with that?
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While I have your attention...
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...let's go over
some of last month's bills.
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I'm sure we'll find a little fat
here in our budget.
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"Renewal notice for Big 'Uns."
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Let's try another one here.
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"The Larry Storch School of Acting."
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Al, becoming an actress
is very important to Kelly...
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...and you will not break her heart
by telling her she can't do it.
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All right, Peg. In that case,
you get a job to help pay for it.
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Poor Kelly.
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By the way, you could do your part by
cutting down on this shopping network.
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Hey, I don't shop that much.
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Hey, Mom, the stuff
you ordered is here.
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Oh, goody!
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Hey, Dad, guess what happened.
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I am up for a role in a sitcom.
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It's called Pease in a Pod.
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It's about this family
named the Peases...
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...and they live in this house,
and their lives...
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...and what goes on in their house
and their lives.
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Fox?
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Yeah, how'd you know?
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Oh, joy!
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My Boxcar Willie tapes are here.
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And my tiara.
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I tell you, it is just like Christmas,
except with presents.
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- What else you got in...?
- This is Mommy's stuff. Get out of here.
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Anyway, I'm up for the role
of the daughter.
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How's this for cosmic irony?
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In real life, I actually am one.
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What are the odds?
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- Indeed, but, pumpkin...
- Daddy, I have to get this part.
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I am perfect for it. Look.
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"Blond...
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...perky...
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...lit..."
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"Literate."
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Plus, add that to the skills
that I learned at Larry Storch's...
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...and I'm a shoo-in.
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Hey, Bud, tryouts are tomorrow.
Come help me rehearse my lines.
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What's in it for me?
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I'll let you touch a picture
of my friend Cindy.
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Where?
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Well, let's see. I have an unemployed
actress for a daughter...
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...a son who'd have sex
with a fire hydrant...
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Oh, happy day.
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My TV Guide-cover
collector plates are here.
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That.
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I wonder where the next
bolt of lightning will strike?
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I guess this isn't a good time
to tell him...
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...I haven't been comfortable
with my sexuality lately.
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"Snap, crackle, pop"?
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Mom, why do they always say that?
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I mean, the snap, okay...
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...and maybe the crackle,
but you never hear the pop.
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And what's the deal with Trix...?
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That'll be fine, Miss Bundy.
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Thank you.
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Well, you know, I can do the scene
a couple different ways.
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Can any of them be funny?
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Okay, Half Dome.
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We all know
I'm not gonna get this part...
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...but before I go,
I have to ask you one question.
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I swear, Miss Bundy, we would keep it
just as cold in here if you were a man.
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And wearing a bra.
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No, not that.
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I was just wondering,
when did television get so weird?
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I mean, nobody eats breakfast
at the table anymore.
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And cereal...? I mean, come on...
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...when I was growing up we were lucky
if we got toaster leavings.
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"Toaster leavings"?
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No, "leavings." The Q is silent.
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They're the crumbs that you find
at the bottom of a toaster.
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We were practically raised on them.
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"Toaster leavings..."
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I like it. Write that down.
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Come on, Ron. I'm a pro.
I'm not taking notes from some kid.
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Would you rather go back
to Full House?
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"Toaster leavings," you say?
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Tell us some more
about your family life, Miss Bundy.
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Okay.
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Well, first there's my father.
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Now, you know how
you have the dad...
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...and he's all happy
and glad to be home?
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Well, in my family,
it's not really the case.
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Well, then of course, there's me.
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And that's what it's like
to be a part of my family.
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Well, thank you, Miss Bundy.
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That was enlightening.
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So you mean I get to be
on Pease in a Pod?
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No, but...
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...I am casting for the lead
in The Mother Teresa Story.
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Would you mind disrobing
and saying, "Oh, the children"?
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Good evening, family.
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And welcome to the second...
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...first annual Bundy-financial-crisis
summit meeting.
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Hey, guys.
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Hey, Daddy...
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...guess what today is.
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The pathetic continuation
of yesterday?
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No. It's the premiere
of Pease in a Pod on Fox.
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Hey, let's turn it on. I gotta see
that bimbo they got to play my part.
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Fox network viewing positions.
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Peg...
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...hit the button.
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Tak e a mom and a dad
And two kids and a dog
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Put them all in a house
With a mouse
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You've got
Pease in a pod
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Pease, Pease, Pease
Pease in a pod
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Well, this certainly looks
like another winner.
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Wow, that room looks familiar.
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You know those sitcoms,
they all look alike.
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Will you look
at that God-awful couch.
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Hey, that's funny.
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In the scene that I read, it started
with everybody eating breakfast.
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Boy, does my life suck.
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Thank God, I got the house
to myself.
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Hey, Chuck.
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And they call me stupid.
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I just hope Patty
left some dinner for me.
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What's this?
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Dear, Mel. I'm at the neighbours'.
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Dinner's at the grocery store.
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Wait a minute, I don't remember this.
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Hey, you know something, Peg?
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This show is pretty good.
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Stupid wife.
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Now what am I supposed to eat,
toaster leavings?
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Boy, does my life suck.
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Al...
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...don't you notice something familiar
about that Mel character?
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Yeah, both of our lives suck.
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Well, I guess it could
be a coincidence.
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Hi, Mel, I'm home.
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Look what I got
from the Shop at Home network.
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A whole week's worth of bonbons.
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Where are we supposed to put them?
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Well, I'm supposed
to k eep them cool.
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How about your side of the bed?
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Hey! His side of the bed!
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Well?
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Well, I told them about my family.
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I didn't think
they were gonna steal it!
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And what, pray tell,
did you tell them about me?
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Hi, Mom. Hi, Dad.
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- Hi, Ben.
- Hi, Naomi.
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Can she and I
go to the movies tonight?
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Son, don't you think it's time
you got a real girlfriend?
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Dad, I do have a real girlfriend.
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It's just that this one puts out.
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It's a doll, Peg!
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How pathetic!
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- Are you guys watching this new show?
- This is the greatest.
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It's like watching a family
of chimps that can talk.
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No, it's not. It's us.
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Kelly went down to try out
for the show...
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...she told the writers about us
and got plagiarized.
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I did not! They just took my idea.
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Well, even so...
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...I'd say it's time we start looking
at ourselves and laughing more.
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Yeah. Personally, I'd be flattered
if somebody satirized us on TV.
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Mel Pease, did you back your Rambler
into our trash cans again?
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Oh, hi, Marla.
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Were those trash cans?
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I thought the feed store dropped off
another load of pigeon chow.
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- I am not a pigeon!
- She's a pigeon.
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Washington, are you going to let him
talk to me lik e that?
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- Hit him!
- What?
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And break a nail?
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Oh, so, what am I now?
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Just some mindless, pretty-boy,
gold-digging gigolo?
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You're darned right, I'm not!
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What you tell them about yourself?
That you graduated from Yale?
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Harvard.
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Oh, come on. Just be thankful at least
one of our reputations is still good.
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- Hi, Daddy.
- Hi, Carrie.
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I'm just gonna spend the night
with a few of my school chums here.
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Okay, buttercup, but don't do
anything I wouldn't do.
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Which, in Mel's case,
means don't do anything.
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Al, we've got to do something!
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- What?
- Sue!
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Sue Fox? To get what?
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What, an NFL mug
or a lunch date with John Madden?
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No, well, an apology would be nice.
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I say we go down there right now
and call them on it, Daddy.
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- "We"?
- Please.
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They took my creative virginity.
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Yeah, she's got a point there, Dad.
She could have still had that.
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We'll go down there, but I'm
warning you if they replace this...
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...with Don Rickles again
I'm gonna hold you all responsible.
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Oh, Al, a real
show-business sound stage.
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- A real show-business security guard.
- I'll handle it, pumpkin.
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Sorry, folks, this set is off limits.
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How'd you get by the guard
at the gate?
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They were busy searching
Joe Piscopo.
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What?
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Piscopo's here again?!
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Now, what do we do?
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Well, find that Ron Michaels guy,
I guess.
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Hey, there he is.
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You know, I got a good mind
to just go over there...
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...and give him a piece of it.
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Although, if somebody had
a good mind...
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...why would they wanna share it
with someone they didn't like?
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I mean, that would kind of be like
having your cake and meeting it too.
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And what is the deal with Trix?
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- You know, I've always wondered...
- Pumpkin, pumpkin, pumpkin.
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Perhaps I ought to handle this.
Now, you just relax...
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...and save your energy for the...
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For the ride home.
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Excuse me, Mr. Michaels.
I'm Al Bundy.
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Here. It's the black Cadillac
with the gold trim...
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...and I want it detailed
inside and outside this time.
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No, no, no. I'm here to...
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Cadillac?
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That's right.
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Anyway...
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I would just like to say that
I'm a huge, huge fan of the show.
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The acting, the writing...
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- Hi, Ron.
- Hi, Ron.
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The gratuitous use
of girls in short skirts.
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Everything is just great.
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Look, if I need someone to suck up
to me, I'll go to my writers.
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What do you want?
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Well, about a month ago...
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...my daughter Kelly auditioned
for the part of Carrie, didn't get it.
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But when she watched the premiere,
she thought you stole her idea...
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...and trashed my family.
I'm the kind of guy...
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...who can roll with the punches,
but as you can see...
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...my wife and kids
are pretty broken up about it.
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Bundy...
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...I've been in this business
since my wife was a baby.
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I've worked with the greats:
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Bertinelli, Danza,
Lenny, Squiggy. All of them.
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You know what I've learned?
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- What?
- Nothing.
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That's how TV works, Bundy.
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No rhyme. No reason.
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We learn less doing it
than you folks learn watching it.
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Look...
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...between you and me, I'd rather be
doing Shakespeare or Keats, but hey...
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...a hit is a hit no matter
where it comes from.
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Now, look here.
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You betrayed the trust of my little girl
and I think she deserves an apology.
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I mean, not one of those
phoney-baloney, show-biz types...
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...but I mean a really, truly heartfelt...
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How's 500 an episode and I never
see your wage-slave faces again?
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Done.
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Thank you, Mr. Michaels.
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Oh, Dad. I saw that.
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I thought we were gonna stand
on principle.
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Well, we could, but I found out
you can reach a little higher...
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...when you're standing
on a bunch of money.
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Come on, family.
It will be a lot of money too.
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This show is gonna be a hit.
It could run forever.
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Oh, look, it's the Peases.
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Let's go. Let's go.
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Hi there, I'm...
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I'm Al Bundy.
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Red Viper.
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And I want the inside and outside
detailed this time.
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Here's a Cadillac for you,
sweetheart.
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Just think of it as an apology that goes
zero to 60 in seven seconds.
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Hello, Shop at Home network?
Yes, I'd like to order...
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...your Playmate of the Month
action figure set, please.
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00:20:27,840 --> 00:20:31,196
Don't you think you ought to wait
until the show's been on for a while...
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00:20:31,400 --> 00:20:34,472
...before spending
a year's worth of profits?
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Called royalties, babe.
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And no.
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00:20:39,440 --> 00:20:41,476
Hey, guys, it's almost time
for it to come on.
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Fox network viewing positions,
please.
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All right, Peg, hit the button.
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Tonight on Fox:
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Stay tuned for...
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...The Family Keats.
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What?
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Hi, guys, have you heard the news?
They cancelled Pease in a Pod.
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What?
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But why? I thought it was a hit.
285
00:21:06,920 --> 00:21:09,878
Well, some woman in Michigan
didn't like it.
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00:21:11,440 --> 00:21:14,796
She also didn't like football,
so that's gone too.
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00:21:15,320 --> 00:21:17,595
On the bright side,
I hear some wonderful things...
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...about this Keats-family thing.
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In the 18th century
Was a man wrote poetry
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And he had a family
It's the Family Keats
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Starring Don Rickles.
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Peg, hand me the remote, please.
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Dad, you have it pointing
the wrong way.
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00:21:45,920 --> 00:21:48,514
Not if there's a God, pumpkin.
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