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Sergeant winslow.
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Why, lieutenant murtagh.
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You look...
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Dapper.
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Yes, I do.
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I'm a dapper dude.
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How can I help you, sir?
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Help me celebrate.
I bought a new car.
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Whoa.
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Wow,
What a beauty.
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Yep. 1969 pontiac
Firebird convertible.
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The car of my dreams.
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That must have
Been expensive.
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Yeah. I'm in hock
Up to my ascot.
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That baby
Was worth it.
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Not a scratch
On her. Cherry.
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[tires squeal]
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[crash]
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Can you get
Your money back, sir?
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Winslow,
You recognize that person
That just hit my car?
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I believe I do, sir.
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Hi, mom.
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Carl, somebody parked
Their old piece of junk
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Right in our driveway.
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Now, here's
Their license plates.
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Track 'em down
And chew 'em out.
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Hello, lieutenant.
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Nice ascot.
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* it's a rare condition *
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* in this day and age *
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* to read any good news
On the newspaper page *
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* and love and tradition
Of the grand design *
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* some people say
Is even harder to find *
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* well, then, there must be
Some magic clue *
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* inside these
Gentle walls *
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* 'cause all I see
Is a tower of dreams *
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* real love burstin'
Out of every seam *
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* as days go by *
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* we're gonna fill our
House with happiness *
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* the moon may cry *
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* we're gonna smother the
Blues with tenderness *
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* when days go by *
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* there's room for
You room for me *
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* for gentle hearts
An opportunity *
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* as days go by *
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* it's the bigger love
Of the family *
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Waldo, let's try and
Pick up some chicks.
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Forget it.
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How come?
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We might
Get a hernia.
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We should
Start off slow--
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Maybe bench press
Some little kids.
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Yeah. Right. I guess
I wasn't thinking.
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Later, man.
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I'm going
To lay some moves
On cheryl hanson.
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Hey, baby.
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Aw, baby! Wait!
Baby, baby, baby!
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Please wait!
Come here!
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Waldo,
Is everything okay?
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No, it's not.
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Well,
What's the matter?
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I can't
Talk to girls.
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Every time
I'm around them,
My mind goes blank.
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Can you
Imagine that?
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Actually...Yes.
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Have you
Ever had a date?
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I got close once.
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I almost went
To the movies with
Vicky vanderfanny.
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You mean "Hickey" vicky?
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I was so nervous
When I asked her out,
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Before she answered,
I barfed all over
Her shoes.
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Gee, I hope
They weren't suede.
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Let's face it--
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When it comes to
Girls, I'm a loser.
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You're just
A slow starter.
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I'm a no-starter.
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I once had
A 976 number
Hang up on me.
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Waldo,
I'll be right back.
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That's what
They all say.
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Laura, I need
Your assistance.
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Talk to waldo. I'm
Worried about him.
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Aren't we all?
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No, really.
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He's real down
On himself.
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He could use
A few kind words
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From a lovely lady.
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Uh, steve.
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Look at his poor,
Pathetic face.
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He's so sad, he could
Depress richard simmons.
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Well, hello, boys,
What'll it be?
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Two root beer floats.
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Make mine a double.
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Mmm. Bad day, lou?
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He just bought
A classic convertible
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And had
A little accident.
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Little? Little?
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Who'd you run into?
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Somebody
Ran into me!
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Tell her. Tell her
Who ran into me.
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Go ahead. Tell her.
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My mother.
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Mother winslow?
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Is she alright?
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Mrs. Knievel
Is fine.
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It's my car
That's suffering.
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Is it smashed bad?
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Bad? If I want to
See the taillights,
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I got to open
The glove box.
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I mean it, waldo.
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You have
Lots of qualities
Girls really go for.
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I do?
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Like what?
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Your looks.
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I mean...
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You are very...
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Very...
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Handsome?
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L-let's just put it
This way.
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You have
The perfect face
For your head.
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Oh, cool.
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What else?
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Well, you're sweet,
And you're sensitive.
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You're courteous,
And you're kind.
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I am?
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That's right.
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You're one
Of the nicest boys
I ever met.
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Aw, shucks.
You really mean it?
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I sure do.
From the bottom
Of my heart.
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-did laura perk you up?
- she sure did.
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Now I got
A bigger problem.
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What's that?
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Laura's in love
With me.
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Whoa!
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Laura,
My gorgeous gladiola,
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We have got
Big trouble.
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We do?
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Waldo thinks
You love him.
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What?
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What in sam hill
Did you say
To him, woman?
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I wanted him
To feel better,
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So I gave him
Some compliments.
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Well, obviously
The big galoot mistook
Your compliments
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For expressions
Of amour.
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Oh, great.
How will I get out
Of this?
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Talk to waldo.
Set him straight.
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Do it before he falls
In love with you.
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Come on, steve,
That won't happen.
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Oh, foolish woman.
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You underestimate
The awesome power
Of your beauty.
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Why, I know better
Than any man
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The inescapable spell
That you cast.
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Steve, stop it.
I've known waldo
For years.
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He'd never be
Interested in me.
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Oh, are you sure?
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Positive. The day
Waldo falls for me
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Is the day I eat
My science book.
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Hello, laura, my love.
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Bon appetit.
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Roses are red.
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Violets are blue.
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Here.
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Thanks.
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Plastic.
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They last longer,
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Especially if you
Change the water
Every day.
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I'll be sure to do that.
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Laura, I know
I'm just wasting
My time, but...
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Would you like
To kind of maybe
Go out with me
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Sort of
Tomorrow night, maybe?
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Now, let him down easy.
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Sure, waldo.
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Not that easy!
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I'll pick you up
At 7:30.
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How could you do this?
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Sorry, steve.
But like they said
In love story--
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"Love means never having
To say I'm sorry,
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But I'm taking
Your chick."
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Laura...
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You're actually going out
With waldo geraldo faldo?
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That's right.
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Allow me to quote
The 25th letter
Of the alphabet.
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"Y"?
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I've been trying
To convince waldo
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That girls find him
Attractive.
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I couldn't refuse
To go out with him.
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Why not? You refused
To go out with me
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For the last decade.
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That's because
You have
Self-confidence.
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I can turn you down
Without destroying
Your ego.
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00:11:21,815 --> 00:11:25,919
Well, isn't that
Just a fine
Kettle of fish?
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I'm getting penalized
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Because I'm
Emotionally stable.
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Ooh!
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Aggh! Aggh!
Aggh! Aggh!
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Aggh! Aggh!
Aggh! Aggh!
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Well, shut me
With a twist tie
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And leave me out
By the curb for pickup.
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If it isn't those
New sweethearts--
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Waldo and laura.
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00:12:14,868 --> 00:12:17,604
Would you like to order
Some grub, bub?
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Ladies first.
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Is it okay if I have
A cheeseburger
And some fries?
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How bad do you
Want the fries?
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Oh, what the heck.
Go for it.
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Okay.
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And what'll
You have, waldo?
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Water.
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Coming right up.
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00:12:47,234 --> 00:12:48,435
Want to dance?
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Sure. Cool.
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00:12:58,611 --> 00:13:01,081
[jukebox plays
Slow music]
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00:13:25,538 --> 00:13:27,007
[music stops]
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Couldn't keep up,
Huh, baby?
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00:13:43,556 --> 00:13:46,626
Waldo, during
A slow dance,
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00:13:46,693 --> 00:13:48,328
People
Usually dance...
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Slowly.
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00:13:49,562 --> 00:13:51,865
Hey, I'm a rebel.
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00:13:52,900 --> 00:13:54,334
Oh, really?
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00:13:54,401 --> 00:13:57,871
Is that why
You kept booing
During the movie?
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I was upset.
We drive all the way
Across town
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To see
The prince of tides,
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00:14:03,977 --> 00:14:05,946
And there wasn't
Any surfing.
223
00:14:06,013 --> 00:14:09,182
We should've went
To see jiffk.
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00:14:11,784 --> 00:14:14,154
Oh, you mean jfk.
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00:14:22,896 --> 00:14:25,365
I know
How it's spelled.
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00:14:35,408 --> 00:14:37,277
Laura...
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00:14:37,344 --> 00:14:41,148
Our relationship
Just is not working out.
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00:14:42,015 --> 00:14:43,416
It isn't?
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00:14:43,483 --> 00:14:47,087
Uh-uh. I appreciate
The nice things
You said to me,
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00:14:47,154 --> 00:14:50,490
But we're just not
A romantic couple.
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00:14:51,758 --> 00:14:53,093
Really?
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00:14:53,160 --> 00:14:56,997
Please, laura,
Stop begging.
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It tears me apart.
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00:15:03,770 --> 00:15:07,007
I-I'm sorry.
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00:15:07,074 --> 00:15:09,576
I'll try to pull
Myself together.
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00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:13,880
I know you're upset,
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00:15:13,947 --> 00:15:18,218
But you'll find
Another guy.
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00:15:18,285 --> 00:15:22,089
Remember, newsweek
Heals all wounds.
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00:15:28,095 --> 00:15:31,031
Don't you mean...
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00:15:31,098 --> 00:15:34,968
Time heals
All wounds?
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00:15:38,071 --> 00:15:43,410
I knew it's one
Of those magazines.
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00:15:46,479 --> 00:15:47,981
Well, waldo...
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00:15:48,048 --> 00:15:50,783
Thanks
For letting me down
So gently.
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00:15:50,850 --> 00:15:53,920
No. Thank you, laura.
You're my first date.
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I'll never forget you.
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00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:03,596
Laura...
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00:16:06,599 --> 00:16:08,068
Yes?
248
00:16:08,135 --> 00:16:11,338
Your ring is stuck
In my teeth.
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00:16:23,483 --> 00:16:26,719
I'll return your ring
As soon as I can.
250
00:16:30,857 --> 00:16:33,426
So, how was
Your dream date?
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00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:35,995
Not so hot.
Waldo dumped me.
252
00:16:36,063 --> 00:16:37,664
He did?
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00:16:37,730 --> 00:16:39,966
I mean,
Darn the luck.
254
00:16:40,033 --> 00:16:42,302
Steve, I want
To go home.
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00:16:42,369 --> 00:16:44,171
It's been
A grueling night.
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00:16:44,237 --> 00:16:47,307
Well, now that waldo's
Out of the picture,
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00:16:47,374 --> 00:16:51,278
Does that make me
Your number-one reject?
258
00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:54,481
Sure. There's no one
I want to say no to
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00:16:54,547 --> 00:16:56,216
More than you.
260
00:16:56,283 --> 00:16:57,117
Wow!
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00:16:57,184 --> 00:16:59,018
We have liftoff!
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00:16:59,086 --> 00:17:00,753
[imitates rocket]
263
00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:05,725
Winslow, your mother
Is just too old
To drive.
264
00:17:05,792 --> 00:17:07,294
Oh, she is not!
265
00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:08,428
Is, too!
266
00:17:08,495 --> 00:17:10,130
I called the dmv
267
00:17:10,197 --> 00:17:13,766
And found out
Her driver's license
Number is 7.
268
00:17:16,069 --> 00:17:20,173
I'd appreciate it
If you'd stop
The mother driving jokes.
269
00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:22,175
Put her in a tank,
270
00:17:22,242 --> 00:17:24,577
She'd win
The medal of honor.
271
00:17:24,644 --> 00:17:26,913
Quit dissin' my mama.
272
00:17:26,979 --> 00:17:28,315
What?
273
00:17:28,381 --> 00:17:30,717
Gentlemen, is there
A problem here?
274
00:17:30,783 --> 00:17:33,786
I'll say
Whatever I want
Whenever I want.
275
00:17:33,853 --> 00:17:35,021
Yeah?
Yeah.
276
00:17:35,088 --> 00:17:37,056
Anybody want
A frozen banana?
277
00:17:37,124 --> 00:17:39,492
You apologize to me
Right now.
278
00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:40,727
What if I don't?
279
00:17:40,793 --> 00:17:43,763
Then I'll stuff you
Into this coffee mug.
280
00:17:43,830 --> 00:17:46,299
You better bring
Lots of help.
281
00:17:46,366 --> 00:17:48,067
Don't break the china.
282
00:17:48,135 --> 00:17:49,869
Now...
Now, here's a thought.
283
00:17:49,936 --> 00:17:55,108
Why don't the both of you
Grab a nice cozy booth?
284
00:17:55,175 --> 00:17:57,677
And I'll bring you two
285
00:17:57,744 --> 00:18:01,414
A big slice of pie.
286
00:18:01,481 --> 00:18:02,449
Pie?
287
00:18:02,515 --> 00:18:04,751
I l-love pie.
288
00:18:13,160 --> 00:18:16,796
You want some pie,
Winslow?
289
00:18:16,863 --> 00:18:19,031
You wouldn't dare.
290
00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:21,901
Oh, I wouldn't,
Would I?
291
00:18:21,968 --> 00:18:23,570
Here's your pie.
292
00:18:23,636 --> 00:18:24,871
Aah!
293
00:18:38,518 --> 00:18:40,987
Chocolate cream.
Delicious.
294
00:18:41,053 --> 00:18:42,755
Mmm.
295
00:18:42,822 --> 00:18:43,756
But...
296
00:18:43,823 --> 00:18:47,260
I've got a different
Kind of pie for you.
297
00:18:47,327 --> 00:18:49,095
Oh, really? Uh...
298
00:18:49,162 --> 00:18:52,031
What kind of pie
Would that be?
299
00:18:52,098 --> 00:18:55,134
Oh, it's called
Humble pie.
300
00:19:10,217 --> 00:19:11,951
Okay.
301
00:19:12,018 --> 00:19:15,455
That does it!
302
00:19:17,624 --> 00:19:22,161
I've had just about
Enough dessert.
303
00:19:24,631 --> 00:19:30,169
You see, if there's
One thing I really hate...
304
00:19:31,204 --> 00:19:33,172
It's eating alone.
305
00:19:43,316 --> 00:19:45,218
One pie...
306
00:19:45,285 --> 00:19:47,320
Two guys.
307
00:19:47,387 --> 00:19:49,722
Which guy's going
To get the pie?
308
00:19:49,789 --> 00:19:51,190
Now--now--now,
Steve.
309
00:19:51,258 --> 00:19:52,292
Place your bets.
310
00:19:52,359 --> 00:19:54,126
Drop it, nerd.
311
00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:56,195
I can see it now!
312
00:19:57,630 --> 00:19:59,065
Oh!
313
00:19:59,131 --> 00:20:00,567
Oh!
314
00:20:00,633 --> 00:20:02,001
Ohh!
315
00:20:02,068 --> 00:20:04,036
Oh! Oh, laura.
316
00:20:04,103 --> 00:20:07,039
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
317
00:20:07,106 --> 00:20:10,076
Oh, I'm so sorry,
Laura.
318
00:20:10,142 --> 00:20:12,144
I'm so sorry.
319
00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:13,346
Oh.
320
00:20:13,413 --> 00:20:15,147
Come here, steve.
321
00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:17,149
Hold on.
My shift's over.
322
00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:19,919
Time for me
To punch out.
323
00:20:21,020 --> 00:20:22,221
Oh, come back.
324
00:20:22,289 --> 00:20:23,890
I'll punch you out.
325
00:20:30,029 --> 00:20:32,131
Would you look at us?
326
00:20:32,198 --> 00:20:34,367
Two of chicago's finest...
327
00:20:34,434 --> 00:20:36,369
Throwing pies.
328
00:20:37,837 --> 00:20:38,905
Winslow...
329
00:20:38,971 --> 00:20:40,340
I'm sorry.
330
00:20:40,407 --> 00:20:42,275
I shouldn't
Have made
Disparaging remarks
331
00:20:42,342 --> 00:20:43,876
About your mother.
332
00:20:43,943 --> 00:20:47,847
I respect you,
And I should show
Your family respect.
333
00:20:47,914 --> 00:20:49,316
I appreciate that, sir.
334
00:20:49,382 --> 00:20:50,617
That's big of you
335
00:20:50,683 --> 00:20:52,652
To admit
When you're wrong.
336
00:20:52,719 --> 00:20:55,822
Yes, it is.
I'm very big that way.
337
00:20:55,888 --> 00:20:57,056
Friends?
338
00:20:57,123 --> 00:20:59,859
Friends.
339
00:20:59,926 --> 00:21:03,696
And to show you just
How sorry I am...
340
00:21:06,265 --> 00:21:07,700
Carl...
341
00:21:09,068 --> 00:21:11,037
This pie...
342
00:21:11,103 --> 00:21:12,639
Is for you.
343
00:21:24,517 --> 00:21:27,286
You know, sir,
That's quite a gesture.
344
00:21:27,354 --> 00:21:28,988
Thank you.
345
00:21:31,991 --> 00:21:32,959
You're welcome.
346
00:21:33,025 --> 00:21:34,361
But, you know,
347
00:21:34,427 --> 00:21:36,596
I'd like to match
That gesture
348
00:21:36,663 --> 00:21:39,666
With a gesture
Of my own.
349
00:21:39,732 --> 00:21:40,767
Oh...
350
00:21:40,833 --> 00:21:41,801
Yes!
351
00:21:41,868 --> 00:21:42,835
Lieutenant...
352
00:21:42,902 --> 00:21:44,337
This pie...
353
00:21:44,404 --> 00:21:46,038
Is for you.
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