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You've got a dentist
Appointment today,
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I can't find
My car keys.
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Have you seen them?
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Gosh, no, mom.
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Oh, wait a minute,
I was wrong.
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Tomorrow's the dentist.
Today we're
Going to the zoo.
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Maybe you left your keys
In the fireplace
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Behind the presto log!
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You're right!
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Wait a minute.
I was right
The first time.
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Today is the dentist.
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Tomorrow is the zoo.
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Oh, mom,
You tricked me bad.
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* it's a rare condition *
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* in this day and age *
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* to read any good news
On the newspaper page *
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* and love and tradition
Of the grand design *
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* some people say
Is even harder to find *
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* well, then, there must be
Some magic clue *
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* inside
These gentle walls *
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* 'cause all I see
Is a tower of dreams *
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* real love burstin'
Out of every seam *
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* as days go by *
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* we're gonna fill our house
With happiness *
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* the moon may cry *
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* we're gonna smother the blues
With tenderness *
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* when days go by *
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* there's room for you *
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* room for me *
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* for gentle hearts
An opportunity *
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* as days go by *
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* it's the bigger love
Of the family *
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I have an idea
About the prom--
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I think we should
Definitely have one.
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Oh, great idea.
I love it.
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Well, I guess that's it
For new business.
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No, I'd like to raise
A few issues.
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Steve urkel,
Muskrat times.
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Sorry I'm late,
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But I got my tongue
Stuck in the
Printing press.
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Well, go on.
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Don't let me
Interrupt you.
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Go on, continue
The meeting.
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We need to elect
A representative
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To go to the next
School board meeting.
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What for?
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For better lighting
In the parking lot,
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More heat
In locker rooms,
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And for bringing
Handicap access
Up to code.
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Oh, lighten up.
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Steve urkel,
Muskrat times.
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Question, please.
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What is it?
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Well, miss winslow
Here
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Has raised some
Timely and
Powerful issues.
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My avid readers
Want to know
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What you, the student
Council president,
Intend to do.
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Simple--I intend to ban you
From all further meetings.
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Censorship!
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Expect a scathing
Editorial.
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Well, here's
A fun announcement--
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I'm running
For another term
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As student council
President.
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Would anyone
Like to nominate me?
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Oh! I nominate
Cassie lynn nubbles.
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I second
That excellent idea.
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Now, is there anyone
Suicidal enough
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To run against me?
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No?
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Well, okay.
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This meeting is--
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Excuse me.
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Yes, beloved
Principal shimata?
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Cassie lynn,
Elections are
Like kissing.
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It's much more
Exciting
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When two people
Are involved.
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Oh, absolutely!
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Steve urkel,
Muskrat times.
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We know.
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I want to
Nominate somebody.
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How about the lovely
Laura winslow?
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I second
The nomination.
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I'm not sure about this.
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Laura, you're
Bright, articulate,
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And obviously care
About your school.
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Oh, ugh.
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Personally, I think you'd
Make a wonderful candidate.
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Oh, yes.
Yes, yes, yes.
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Laura, if you
Run against me,
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You'll get creamed.
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Oh, really?
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I accept
The nomination.
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Alright!
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This meeting is adjourned.
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* happy days
Are here again *
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* the skies above
Are clear again *
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* we'll sing a song
Of cheer again *
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* happy days are-- *
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Oof!
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Don't worry,
Laura doesn't
Stand a chance.
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What are you talking about?
She's smart and popular.
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You're right.
She'll be tough to beat.
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Let's not take
Any chances.
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Get some dirt on her.
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Laura? She's too
Goody-goody.
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Oh, come on!
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She hasn't cheated
On a test, played hooky,
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Or teased
The football team?
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No. You're the only one
That does that stuff.
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My car was
Broken into.
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Oh, my goodness!
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My kid's bike was
Stolen right off
The front lawn!
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In broad daylight!
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Oh, no!
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Last night, a strange man
Pounded on my door
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All night long.
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What did you do?
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I finally let him out.
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You should've sent
Him over here.
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Mrs. Pudney.
Mother.
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This is serious.
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Okay, folks,
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As a veteran cop
Of 18 years,
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I'll certainly tell you
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That crime is increasing
All over this city.
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You're right
About that.
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But what can we do?
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We'll start
A neighborhood
Watch program.
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Good idea.
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That's exactly why I called
You folks here tonight.
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You see,
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If we're going to form
A neighborhood watch,
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We must have a
Neighborhood watch leader.
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You're right.
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Good idea.
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And this leader...
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Should have courage...
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Oh, yes.
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Wisdom...
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Mm-hmm.
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And charisma.
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Yeah,
That's right.
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And a uniform.
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Oh yeah.
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So I humbly suggest that our
Leader is none other than--
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Harriette winslow.
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That's right.
Thank you.
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Harriette winslow?
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Harriette's perfect!
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She's had
Police training,
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She works in security,
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And she's the smartest
Person I know.
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Bernie...
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You also know me.
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What--what's your point?
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Sit down, bernie.
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You know,
Harriette is the
Perfect choice.
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Now, what do you
Think?
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I'm a little
Overwhelmed.
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Come on!
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Let's all go down
To the wild boar
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And toast
Our new leader!
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New leader!
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Carl!
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Carl, aren't you
Coming?
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How could you,
Harriette?
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How could I what?
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I wanted to be
The watch leader.
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It was my idea for
The neighborhood watch.
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Carl...
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I mean,
I called the meeting.
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I know, but--
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You didn't stuff
The celery, harriette.
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I stuffed the celery.
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Why don't you
Stuff it now, carl?
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Oh, that's so funny.
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That's a scream,
Harriette.
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What will you do
When you realize
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You can't handle
The job?
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I can handle the job.
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Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
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Oh! What carl?
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Okay, suppose you were
Attacked by a big thug
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And he just keeps
Coming at you.
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What you going to
Do, harriette, huh,
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Miss neighborhood watch
Leader?
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Stop it, carl.
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What you going to do?
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I'll do this, carl!
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Ooh! Aah! Aah!
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[whistling
A catcall]
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Stop whistling
At my woman.
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Sleazoid, move it,
Move it!
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You get me dirt
On that winslow witch?
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Sorry, but she's
Squeaky clean.
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Oh, what a bore.
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Laura, when you get
Elected president,
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Can I be
Your first man?
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Steve--
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Whoa!
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Whoa! My goodness!
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You know, I could hold you
Like this forever.
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You got one more second.
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Ooh...
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Ah...
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Oh!
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Oh...
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Time's up.
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Look, becky sue,
Poor laura has
Worked so hard,
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And now she'll have to
Drop out of the race.
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What?
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We just got hot photos
Of you being romanced
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By the prince
Of passion here.
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But she
Just slipped,
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And I caught her,
That's all.
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Becky sue, we should
Put those pictures
In the school paper!
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Oh, we couldn't
Do that.
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Everybody would
Think that laura's
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In love
With steve urkel,
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And no one
Would vote for her.
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But I told you,
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I just caught her,
That's all!
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That's what happened,
But that won't be
What people believe.
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They just love
Juicy gossip.
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You wouldn't dare.
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Try me. You've got
24 hours to drop
Out of the race,
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Or we publish
This picture.
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Oh, why, you..
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Why, come back here,
You little hussy!
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Steve!
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Steve!
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Steve!
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What?
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Will you calm down?
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Calm down?
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Why, that lowdown,
Cheap, underhanded,
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Mudslinging, bushwhacking,
Slanderous snake in a skirt
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Is blackmailing you!
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I know.
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To make everybody
Think
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That the woman I love
Actually loves me back--
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Why, how low
Can you get?
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Well, I got a surprise
For her.
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You do?
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She's so certain I'm going
To drop out of the race.
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Well, no way.
Nobody pushes me around.
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I'd rather have the world
Think I was in love with you
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Than cave into
Her blackmail from her.
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Besides, there's things that
Need to be done in this school.
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That won't happen as long
As cassie lynn nubbles
Is in office.
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Oh! Rock my world, baby!
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If you notice any
Suspicious behavior,
Don't do anything.
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Just call on
Your walkie-talkie,
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And I'll notify
The police.
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Got it.
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00:12:20,340 --> 00:12:23,143
Okay, we'll do
A communications
Check.
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Come in, squad 1.
Do you read me,
Squad 1?
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Hello, home base,
This is slick chick. Over.
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Hot mama here.
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Come back to me.
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It looks like
We're all set.
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"All set."
Give me a break.
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What is it, carl?
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Nothing. Far be it from me
To butt in.
265
00:12:48,869 --> 00:12:51,771
After all, I'm not
The watch leader.
266
00:12:51,839 --> 00:12:54,374
If you have anything
To say, say it.
267
00:12:55,142 --> 00:12:58,578
Okay, since you asked.
268
00:12:58,645 --> 00:13:00,047
I...Personally...
269
00:13:00,113 --> 00:13:01,982
Would not send
Two defenseless women
270
00:13:02,049 --> 00:13:03,416
Out into
The dead of night,
271
00:13:03,483 --> 00:13:06,419
Especially when one
Of them is 80
Years old.
272
00:13:06,486 --> 00:13:08,588
81.
273
00:13:08,655 --> 00:13:10,690
And if anybody
Messes with me,
274
00:13:10,757 --> 00:13:13,193
They'll be snacking
On their own teeth.
275
00:13:16,063 --> 00:13:17,931
Carl, I know better
276
00:13:17,998 --> 00:13:19,799
Than to send
Two women out alone.
277
00:13:19,867 --> 00:13:21,334
You're on duty
With them.
278
00:13:21,401 --> 00:13:25,072
What? I'm on duty?
Why didn't you
Tell me?
279
00:13:25,138 --> 00:13:27,574
I posted the
Schedule, carl.
280
00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:29,076
I didn't see it,
Harriette.
281
00:13:29,142 --> 00:13:30,911
How'd you
Miss it?
282
00:13:30,978 --> 00:13:32,980
It was in your
Favorite spot.
283
00:13:33,847 --> 00:13:35,382
And where's that?
284
00:13:35,448 --> 00:13:37,517
The refrigerator.
285
00:13:40,653 --> 00:13:42,255
Okay, let's
Get this so-called
286
00:13:42,322 --> 00:13:43,991
Neighborhood watch
On the road.
287
00:13:44,057 --> 00:13:47,194
Wait a minute.
I have to notify
Your team leader.
288
00:13:47,260 --> 00:13:49,897
Come in,
Captain funky fresh.
289
00:13:49,963 --> 00:13:51,865
Time to move out.
290
00:13:55,068 --> 00:13:58,205
Have no fear,
Captain funky fresh is here.
291
00:14:03,243 --> 00:14:05,845
My team leader
Is a funky fresh?
292
00:14:05,913 --> 00:14:09,582
Listen, I want you
To watch out
For each other.
293
00:14:09,649 --> 00:14:12,685
And be back at 10:00
When the gordons
Take over.
294
00:14:12,752 --> 00:14:14,587
I may work a double shift.
295
00:14:14,654 --> 00:14:18,791
Wendy gordon's one neighbor
I really want to watch.
296
00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:21,861
This promises to be
A long, lousy night.
297
00:14:21,929 --> 00:14:24,564
Dad, can we patrol
On skateboards?
298
00:14:24,631 --> 00:14:26,199
Not tonight, funky.
299
00:14:37,310 --> 00:14:40,380
Vote for nubbles,
Wave bye-bye to troubles.
300
00:14:40,447 --> 00:14:42,515
Carol, vote for me?
301
00:14:42,582 --> 00:14:43,583
Sure.
302
00:14:43,650 --> 00:14:45,218
Have a locker sachet.
303
00:14:45,285 --> 00:14:46,719
I'm rich.
304
00:14:46,786 --> 00:14:50,924
Vote for nubbles,
Wave bye-bye to troubles.
305
00:14:52,492 --> 00:14:55,295
You ready, eddo?
306
00:14:55,362 --> 00:14:56,429
Let's do it.
307
00:14:56,496 --> 00:14:58,698
Okay.
308
00:14:58,765 --> 00:15:01,801
A moment of your
Time, please, nubs.
309
00:15:01,868 --> 00:15:03,870
"Nubs"?
310
00:15:03,937 --> 00:15:07,574
You and I have some
Unfinished business.
311
00:15:07,640 --> 00:15:08,608
[bell rings]
312
00:15:08,675 --> 00:15:10,143
Later,
Nerd-child.
313
00:15:10,210 --> 00:15:12,145
I've got to
Get to class.
314
00:15:12,212 --> 00:15:14,814
This will only
Take a second.
315
00:15:14,881 --> 00:15:16,984
You still intend
To publish those pictures
316
00:15:17,050 --> 00:15:19,652
If laura doesn't
Quit the race?
317
00:15:19,719 --> 00:15:21,088
I most certainly do.
318
00:15:21,154 --> 00:15:23,890
How can I talk you
Out of it?
319
00:15:23,957 --> 00:15:25,458
Well, let me think.
320
00:15:25,525 --> 00:15:27,394
No.
321
00:15:27,460 --> 00:15:29,462
Are you aware
That what you're doing
322
00:15:29,529 --> 00:15:30,998
Is morally repugnant?
323
00:15:31,064 --> 00:15:33,366
Well, sure.
324
00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:36,036
All's fair in love
And politics.
325
00:15:36,103 --> 00:15:39,706
Oh, I'm so glad
You said that.
326
00:15:51,651 --> 00:15:52,752
Bleah!
327
00:15:52,819 --> 00:15:54,354
Yuck!
328
00:15:54,421 --> 00:15:55,422
Ick!
329
00:15:55,488 --> 00:15:57,190
Ooh...
330
00:15:57,257 --> 00:15:59,359
Yuck.
331
00:16:02,495 --> 00:16:06,433
Well, the earth
Didn't exactly
Move for me, either.
332
00:16:10,337 --> 00:16:13,140
Are you out
Of your geeky mind?
333
00:16:13,206 --> 00:16:14,774
Oh, I don't think so.
334
00:16:14,841 --> 00:16:17,177
I can see
The headlines now--
335
00:16:17,244 --> 00:16:19,746
"Nubbles sucks face
With nerd."
336
00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:21,481
You wouldn't.
337
00:16:21,548 --> 00:16:22,515
Would.
338
00:16:22,582 --> 00:16:23,550
You couldn't!
339
00:16:23,616 --> 00:16:24,584
Could.
340
00:16:24,651 --> 00:16:25,452
But it's a lie!
341
00:16:25,518 --> 00:16:27,754
You kissed me.
I didn't kiss you.
342
00:16:27,820 --> 00:16:29,956
That may be what happened,
343
00:16:30,023 --> 00:16:32,292
But it won't be
What the people believe.
344
00:16:32,359 --> 00:16:36,763
People just love
Juicy gossip.
345
00:16:36,829 --> 00:16:40,100
I'm not dropping out
Of the race.
346
00:16:40,167 --> 00:16:41,834
I don't want you to.
347
00:16:41,901 --> 00:16:43,536
I just want
A fair election.
348
00:16:43,603 --> 00:16:45,172
If you don't publish
Your pictures,
349
00:16:45,238 --> 00:16:46,773
I won't publish
Mine.
350
00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:50,843
You want the students
To decide for themselves?
351
00:16:50,910 --> 00:16:55,848
Well, it's an idea
That's just crazy
Enough to work.
352
00:16:55,915 --> 00:16:57,284
It's a deal.
353
00:16:57,350 --> 00:17:00,019
I'm going to gargle
With disinfectant.
354
00:17:00,087 --> 00:17:03,656
I'll do the same.
355
00:17:03,723 --> 00:17:04,757
It worked!
356
00:17:04,824 --> 00:17:06,226
Way to go, steve!
357
00:17:06,293 --> 00:17:09,196
See? She's not
So smart after all.
358
00:17:09,262 --> 00:17:12,265
I'll say. If she
Was really smart,
359
00:17:12,332 --> 00:17:16,736
She would've noticed
I forgot to take
The lens cap off.
360
00:17:23,110 --> 00:17:25,145
[doorbell rings]
361
00:17:30,450 --> 00:17:32,485
Hi, miss pudney.
Come on in.
362
00:17:32,552 --> 00:17:34,487
Thanks, judy.
Is your mother home?
363
00:17:34,554 --> 00:17:35,522
No.
364
00:17:35,588 --> 00:17:36,623
How about your dad?
365
00:17:36,689 --> 00:17:40,327
Yeah. He's upstairs
Clipping his toenails.
366
00:17:40,393 --> 00:17:43,430
Could you please
Tell him that I'm here?
367
00:17:43,496 --> 00:17:48,501
Dad! Miss pudney
Wants to see you!
368
00:17:48,568 --> 00:17:51,604
Thanks, dear.
369
00:17:54,341 --> 00:17:57,076
Ah! Miss pudney,
Come on in.
370
00:17:57,144 --> 00:17:59,912
I just wanted
To drop off this pie
371
00:17:59,979 --> 00:18:01,148
That I baked
For harriette.
372
00:18:01,214 --> 00:18:02,282
How thoughtful.
373
00:18:02,349 --> 00:18:04,784
It's the least
I could do
374
00:18:04,851 --> 00:18:07,254
After what she did
For me.
375
00:18:07,320 --> 00:18:09,389
Right. What did she do?
376
00:18:09,456 --> 00:18:13,092
She caught some creep
Breaking into my house.
377
00:18:13,160 --> 00:18:14,794
She did?
378
00:18:14,861 --> 00:18:17,330
He looked suspicious,
She called the police,
379
00:18:17,397 --> 00:18:19,065
And they caught him.
380
00:18:19,132 --> 00:18:21,468
Oh. That's great.
381
00:18:21,534 --> 00:18:24,437
We picked a perfect
Watch leader, didn't we?
382
00:18:24,504 --> 00:18:27,740
You must be so proud
Of harriette.
383
00:18:27,807 --> 00:18:29,509
Yes.
384
00:18:29,576 --> 00:18:32,044
Well, tell harriette
I'll call her later.
385
00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:33,346
Okay.
386
00:18:45,792 --> 00:18:48,961
[mr. Shimata]
Your attention, please.
387
00:18:49,028 --> 00:18:52,031
Attention!
388
00:18:52,098 --> 00:18:54,066
I have
The election results
389
00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:57,537
For student council
President.
390
00:18:57,604 --> 00:19:02,108
Cassie lynn nubbles,
320 votes.
391
00:19:02,175 --> 00:19:03,343
Oh!
392
00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:06,646
Laura winslow, 352.
393
00:19:06,713 --> 00:19:11,184
Laura winslow
Is your new president!
394
00:19:15,855 --> 00:19:17,123
I won!
395
00:19:17,190 --> 00:19:18,157
I won!
396
00:19:18,225 --> 00:19:20,159
Oh!
397
00:19:21,628 --> 00:19:23,563
Pardon me, pardon me.
Sorry.
398
00:19:23,630 --> 00:19:26,165
Lost my mind,
Lost my head.
399
00:19:26,233 --> 00:19:29,068
I won, steve!
I really won!
400
00:19:29,135 --> 00:19:31,738
See? Nice guys
Can finish first.
401
00:19:31,804 --> 00:19:34,374
Why did cassie lynn
Change her mind
402
00:19:34,441 --> 00:19:36,676
About publishing
That picture of us?
403
00:19:36,743 --> 00:19:39,346
Stuck-up princesses
Are so unpredictable.
404
00:19:39,412 --> 00:19:42,882
Maybe cassie lynn
Has a shred of
Decency, after all.
405
00:19:42,949 --> 00:19:46,286
I want a recount,
You lucky little creep.
406
00:19:46,353 --> 00:19:48,755
Maybe not.
Maybe not.
407
00:20:02,168 --> 00:20:03,236
Hi, honey.
408
00:20:03,303 --> 00:20:04,904
Hi, carl.
409
00:20:04,971 --> 00:20:08,841
Harriette,
You look beautiful.
410
00:20:08,908 --> 00:20:10,009
No, I don't.
411
00:20:10,076 --> 00:20:11,344
I been patrolling
The neighborhood.
412
00:20:11,411 --> 00:20:13,546
I'm tired and sweaty.
413
00:20:13,613 --> 00:20:16,483
Well, to me, you look
Like a goddess.
414
00:20:16,549 --> 00:20:19,286
Is this nonsense
Leading to anything?
415
00:20:19,352 --> 00:20:21,588
Yeah. Sit down.
416
00:20:29,128 --> 00:20:32,665
Uh, harriette...
417
00:20:32,732 --> 00:20:35,668
While you were out,
Gloria pudney stopped by.
418
00:20:36,936 --> 00:20:39,238
She brought you
That homemade apple pie.
419
00:20:39,306 --> 00:20:40,807
That's nice.
420
00:20:40,873 --> 00:20:45,478
Sweetheart,
She said that you were
The perfect choice
421
00:20:45,545 --> 00:20:47,079
For neighborhood watch
Leader.
422
00:20:47,146 --> 00:20:50,249
And you know something?
She was right.
423
00:20:50,317 --> 00:20:53,620
I'm proud of you,
Sweetheart,
424
00:20:53,686 --> 00:20:56,756
Even though I haven't
Been acting like it.
425
00:20:56,823 --> 00:20:58,525
You sure haven't.
426
00:20:58,591 --> 00:21:01,193
Can you ever forgive me?
427
00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:06,666
I know I've been acting
Like a spoiled, selfish
Jealous little boy.
428
00:21:06,733 --> 00:21:09,068
You forgot
To mention
"Obnoxious."
429
00:21:09,135 --> 00:21:11,738
No, I didn't. I just didn't
Think it was necessary
430
00:21:11,804 --> 00:21:15,475
To list all of
My character traits.
431
00:21:18,445 --> 00:21:22,849
Carl, I didn't ask
To be neighborhood
Watch leader.
432
00:21:23,483 --> 00:21:25,385
I was elected.
433
00:21:25,452 --> 00:21:28,321
All I wanted to do
Was a good job.
434
00:21:28,388 --> 00:21:31,824
Sweetheart, you're
Doing a great job.
435
00:21:34,494 --> 00:21:37,397
It's just that you're
Good at everything,
436
00:21:37,464 --> 00:21:39,899
Even the toughest job
Of all.
437
00:21:39,966 --> 00:21:40,933
Which is?
438
00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:42,502
Putting up with me.
439
00:21:44,437 --> 00:21:46,706
Oh, I'm so sorry.
440
00:21:46,773 --> 00:21:49,709
Let's go upstairs
And really make up.
441
00:21:49,776 --> 00:21:51,511
Yeah!
442
00:21:53,780 --> 00:21:54,847
Oh, carl?
443
00:21:54,914 --> 00:21:55,882
Yes, honey?
444
00:21:55,948 --> 00:21:58,418
You can be
The leader.
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