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Hey, hey, hey.
I'll race you. Come on.
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Oh! You win.
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Thank you, my dear.
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I am a blur.
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Vroom!
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Laura,
What's the matter?
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Well, it's
My 15th birthday,
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And I'm a great big zero
In the babe department.
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I didn't get one
Single birthday card
From a guy.
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I got 23 cards--
6 from relatives
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And 17
From steve urkel.
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And this one even
Has his face on it.
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Wait. Before you
Open it up,
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Let me leave.
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Ha, ha, ha, ha!
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Ha, ha, ha, ha!
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Ha, ha, ha, ha!
Ha, ha, ha, ha!
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* it's a rare condition *
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* in this day and age *
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* to read any good news
On the newspaper page *
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* and love and tradition
Of the grand design *
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* some people say
Is even harder to find *
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* well, then, there must be
Some magic clue *
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* inside
These gentle walls *
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* 'cause all I see
Is a tower of dreams *
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* real love burstin'
Out of every seam *
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* as days go by *
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* we're gonna fill
Our house with happiness *
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* the moon may cry *
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* we're gonna smother
The blues with tenderness *
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* when days go by *
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* there's room for you
Room for me *
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* for gentle hearts
And opportunity *
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* as days go by *
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* it's the bigger love
Of the family *
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That's number seven.
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Learn how to throw
The ball.
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You couldn't catch
A blimp.
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You need to learn
How to throw
The ball.
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Waldo, waldo,
Say, man...
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I'm dating
Three chicks right now,
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And it's getting
Kind of expensive
With inflation.
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Oh, I get it.
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They're not
Real girls.
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They're inflatable.
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Waldo,
Just loan me $20
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So I can take amy
To the movies.
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Use your noggin,
Eddie.
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Just put amy
In your pocket
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Till you get
Into your seat.
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Then blow her up.
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Hi.
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Hey, mother winslow.
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How was
Your tennis game?
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Great. I whipped
The fergusons
In straight sets.
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Who was your partner?
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I didn't need one,
Honey.
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[doorbell chimes]
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I got it.
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Okay.
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Hi, laura.
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Daniel? Daniel wallace?
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That be me.
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Excuse me
For one second.
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Come in, won't you?
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Oh, uh, here.
Happy birthday.
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Oh, thank you.
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Oh, hi.
I'm daniel.
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Hi. I'm...
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Leaving.
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Uh, kids, why don't we go
Into the kitchen
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And find something to...
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Eat.
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Good. Okay.
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Wow! Stinky-e
And the toxic wasters!
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Ooh, I love their music.
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Thank you.
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You're welcome.
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Can I get you
Anything to drink?
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A soda would be nice.
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Coming right up.
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Yes.
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* it's my sweetie's
Special day *
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* doo-dah, doo-dah *
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* count the presents
On the way *
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* all the doo-dah day
I'll get on my knees *
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* maybe I'll get a kiss
On my laura's special day *
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* all the doo-dah-- *
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Hey!
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Wallace!
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Daniel wallace?
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Yeah.
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Great
Caesar's ghost!
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What are you
Doing here?
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I came to see laura.
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What? You what?
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I wanted to give her
Her birthday gift.
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What? You what?
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You heard me.
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00:06:03,931 --> 00:06:07,000
Hold it.
Laura winslow
Is spoken for,
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And the language
Is urkel.
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Are you kidding me?
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I'll have you know
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That I'm laura's
Numero uno macho man.
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I'm her sunshine
On a rainy day,
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The sugar
On her corn flakes.
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I'm her--shall I say--
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Boy toy.
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Hey, look, urkel,
I like laura,
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And what I like,
I take.
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[pops]
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Whoa!
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Whoa!
[pop]
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Take?
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Yeah. Girls can't
Resist me, man.
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But, hey,
Don't worry.
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When I get bored
With laura,
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You can have her back.
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Why, you brazen
Philanderer!
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You prey on tender
And fragile women
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And break
Their hearts.
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Well, not on purpose.
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But, hey,
I got to admit,
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You know,
It does happen.
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Fine, wallace.
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Take a shot at laura.
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Actually, it's
Quite brave of you,
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Considering
The risk involved.
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Wait. What are you
Talking about?
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Laura's got
The highly infectious
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Mucus-nasalotius
Inflamicus.
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Oh, my god.
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What is that?
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Well, it starts off
With a little cough.
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[coughs]
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Then your nasal
Passages swell,
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And your nose and throat
Slam shut tighter
Than a clam.
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Whoa, man.
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Then if you sneeze,
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Why, your entire head
Explodes
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Like a cherry bomb
In a cantaloupe.
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Hey, wait a minute.
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You could be making
This whole thing up.
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Could...
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But if I'm not,
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The last two words
You'll ever say
Will be ah-choo.
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Ah...Ah...
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Ah...Ah...
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Ahh.
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Uh-oh.
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00:09:03,811 --> 00:09:04,812
Sorry
I took so long,
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00:09:04,878 --> 00:09:07,247
But I had to
Crush the ice and...
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Where's daniel?
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Uh, now let's see,
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Which daniel
Would that be?
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There's, uh,
There's boone...
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Rather, glover...
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Wallace.
Gone.
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Why?
Hmm.
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Why did he leave?
Why is he not here?
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Who knows?
You know how flighty
Those pretty boys are.
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Talk!
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He might have
Gotten the idea
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That you had
Mucus-nasalotius
Inflamicus
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And that his head
Would blow up.
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Why did you
Tell him that?
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Because wallace
Is a cad, a bounder,
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A wolf in
Designer clothing.
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Get out.
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Get out now.
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Here's a thought.
Why don't I just leave?
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And don't
Come back--ever.
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You've said that
Before,
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And you don't
Really mean it.
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This time I do.
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I mean it
With every fiber
Of my being.
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I don't ever want
To see you again.
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Goodbye.
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[knock on door]
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Come in.
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00:10:52,820 --> 00:10:54,822
Hello, honey.
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Brought you a piece
Of your cake.
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You feeling
Better now?
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Wonder how steve
Is feeling.
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00:11:08,135 --> 00:11:11,939
[steve]
Laura! Oh, my laura!
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[sobbing]
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Laura!
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Oh, laura!
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Laura, honey...
Don't you think
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00:11:29,757 --> 00:11:31,591
You were a little
Tough on steve?
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No!
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He chased away
Daniel wallace.
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He's the cutest boy
In my whole school.
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Is this the same
Daniel wallace
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Who dumped maxine
A couple of months ago?
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Yeah.
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You called him
A slimy, lowdown,
Womanizing pig-boy.
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But that was before.
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Now he's
Interested in me.
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Laura...
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Ma, just leave me
Alone, okay?
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00:12:00,253 --> 00:12:03,090
See? Now you're
Pushing me out.
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00:12:05,258 --> 00:12:08,428
That's what happens
When you start
Cutting people off.
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It becomes a habit,
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00:12:09,797 --> 00:12:11,264
And as
The years go by,
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You start pushing
More and more people
Out of your life.
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00:12:14,201 --> 00:12:16,970
And then all of a sudden,
You look around.
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Only to find that you're
Old and alone.
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00:12:33,620 --> 00:12:36,656
Old and alone.
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Old and alone.
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Old and alone.
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Aah!
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Hello? Hello?
Is anybody home?
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Hey, I'll race you.
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Okay.
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00:14:01,975 --> 00:14:04,477
[panting]
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You win.
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00:14:17,290 --> 00:14:20,193
Ah. Oh.
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00:14:27,100 --> 00:14:29,970
Who put that there?
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00:14:38,045 --> 00:14:41,381
Mom, dad, how
Did you get so old?
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Easy.
222
00:14:42,950 --> 00:14:45,518
We didn't die.
223
00:14:47,354 --> 00:14:50,157
How old are you?
How old am I?
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Her mind is
Slipping again.
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00:14:52,825 --> 00:14:55,963
Laura, we're 110,
226
00:14:56,029 --> 00:14:57,830
And you're
90 years old today.
227
00:14:57,897 --> 00:14:59,266
We went to five
Different stores
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To get enough candles
For your cake.
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00:15:03,870 --> 00:15:05,872
Last night
I was 15.
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00:15:05,939 --> 00:15:07,607
I woke up,
And I'm 90.
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00:15:07,674 --> 00:15:11,011
Just be thankful
You woke up.
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I got wrinkles,
My hair is gray,
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00:15:14,014 --> 00:15:18,151
And I'm
Slightly lumpy
In the rear end.
234
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Slightly?
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00:15:22,722 --> 00:15:25,458
You could serve
Dinner for eight
On that butt.
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00:15:27,961 --> 00:15:31,298
I can't believe this.
237
00:15:34,234 --> 00:15:35,969
You know what,
Hannah?
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00:15:36,036 --> 00:15:37,904
Harriette.
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00:15:37,971 --> 00:15:41,541
Right.
You look beautiful.
240
00:15:41,608 --> 00:15:45,078
What say you and I go upstairs
And fool around, huh?
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00:15:46,479 --> 00:15:49,616
Uh, don't you remember?
We already did.
242
00:15:51,418 --> 00:15:53,120
Yeah?
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You were marvelous.
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00:15:54,621 --> 00:15:59,259
Ha, ha, ha.
Ofcourse. Ha, ha.
At what?
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00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:19,112
Judy, richie,
What happened to you?
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00:16:19,179 --> 00:16:21,281
You're older,
But not bigger.
247
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We didn't eat
Our vegetables.
248
00:16:27,287 --> 00:16:30,157
And we stayed up
Past our bedtime.
249
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Laura,
My precious poligrip.
250
00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:46,273
Steve.
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Ohh!
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00:16:53,846 --> 00:16:56,549
[wheezing]
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00:17:03,356 --> 00:17:06,059
Oh, I'm glad
You weren't upstairs.
254
00:17:08,728 --> 00:17:09,929
Steve, how are you?
255
00:17:09,996 --> 00:17:12,632
Oh, fine. I'm fine.
256
00:17:12,699 --> 00:17:13,866
And you?
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00:17:13,933 --> 00:17:17,204
Oh, you're
As lovely as ever.
258
00:17:17,270 --> 00:17:20,773
Those eyes,
That hair,
259
00:17:20,840 --> 00:17:23,376
And, whoa, mama,
What a hiney!
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00:17:26,879 --> 00:17:28,215
I can't believe
I'm saying this,
261
00:17:28,281 --> 00:17:30,117
But I'm glad
To see you.
262
00:17:30,183 --> 00:17:33,686
At my age, I'm glad
To see anything.
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00:17:33,753 --> 00:17:36,389
Whoa.
264
00:17:37,490 --> 00:17:39,292
Come on,
Let's sit down.
265
00:17:39,359 --> 00:17:40,393
Easier said
Than done,
266
00:17:40,460 --> 00:17:43,330
But I'll give it
A shot.
267
00:17:49,035 --> 00:17:50,637
[bones cracking]
268
00:17:50,703 --> 00:17:51,804
Ooh! Aah!
269
00:17:51,871 --> 00:17:54,141
Aah!
270
00:17:55,808 --> 00:17:59,412
Ahh!
Ahh!
271
00:18:01,514 --> 00:18:05,418
Steve, I'm sorry
I kicked you
Out of my life.
272
00:18:05,485 --> 00:18:06,586
Really?
273
00:18:06,653 --> 00:18:07,887
Yeah.
274
00:18:07,954 --> 00:18:11,458
Maybe you and I
Could...
275
00:18:11,524 --> 00:18:13,660
Yes?
276
00:18:13,726 --> 00:18:14,861
Go out on a date.
277
00:18:14,927 --> 00:18:16,696
Oh! Oh!
278
00:18:16,763 --> 00:18:19,232
Ow!
279
00:18:19,299 --> 00:18:21,434
Pain is so cruel.
280
00:18:25,672 --> 00:18:26,939
What do you mean?
281
00:18:27,006 --> 00:18:31,478
75 long, endless,
Agonizing years
282
00:18:31,544 --> 00:18:34,281
I've waited
To hear those words,
283
00:18:34,347 --> 00:18:37,184
And now,
After all that time,
284
00:18:37,250 --> 00:18:40,487
Just yesterday
I met some chick
And got married.
285
00:18:42,989 --> 00:18:44,624
What?
286
00:18:44,691 --> 00:18:46,393
Yoo-hoo, lulu!
287
00:18:53,366 --> 00:18:56,336
Yes, steven, darling?
288
00:19:03,410 --> 00:19:05,412
Laura, lulu.
Lulu, laura.
289
00:19:06,979 --> 00:19:09,416
Charmed I'm sure.
290
00:19:20,092 --> 00:19:23,830
Come on, let's sing
Happy birthday to lillian.
291
00:19:23,896 --> 00:19:24,631
Laura.
292
00:19:24,697 --> 00:19:26,132
Right.
293
00:19:26,199 --> 00:19:30,437
* happy birthday to you *
294
00:19:34,407 --> 00:19:38,778
* happy birthday to you *
295
00:19:40,747 --> 00:19:44,751
* happy birthday, dear... *
296
00:19:44,817 --> 00:19:45,318
No!
297
00:19:45,385 --> 00:19:46,819
* laura *
298
00:19:46,886 --> 00:19:48,355
Please, no!
299
00:19:48,421 --> 00:19:54,227
* happy birthday
To you *
300
00:19:56,729 --> 00:19:58,064
No! Please, no!
301
00:19:58,130 --> 00:19:59,899
No!
302
00:19:59,966 --> 00:20:01,934
No! No!
303
00:20:02,001 --> 00:20:04,737
Laura, laura,
Wake up.
304
00:20:04,804 --> 00:20:05,272
Laura.
305
00:20:05,338 --> 00:20:06,873
Aah!
Aah!
306
00:20:13,179 --> 00:20:15,348
I'm young again!
307
00:20:15,415 --> 00:20:18,285
And my butt's back!
308
00:20:19,286 --> 00:20:21,788
Where was it?
309
00:20:23,356 --> 00:20:25,892
Steve, I had
A terrible nightmare.
310
00:20:25,958 --> 00:20:29,061
I was whimpering
Under your window,
And I heard,
311
00:20:29,128 --> 00:20:31,364
So I climbed up.
312
00:20:31,431 --> 00:20:33,566
Actually, I'm glad.
313
00:20:33,633 --> 00:20:35,001
You are?
314
00:20:35,067 --> 00:20:37,737
Yes.
315
00:20:37,804 --> 00:20:39,339
Look, steve,
316
00:20:39,406 --> 00:20:41,708
I shouldn't have
Kicked you
Out of my life.
317
00:20:41,774 --> 00:20:44,677
Aw, look,
You had a right
To be upset.
318
00:20:44,744 --> 00:20:47,447
I did use
My superior intellect
319
00:20:47,514 --> 00:20:51,418
To scare away
Daniel wallace.
320
00:20:51,484 --> 00:20:53,853
Maybe I should have
Thanked you.
321
00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:56,889
He's got
That love 'em
And leave 'em rep.
322
00:20:58,057 --> 00:20:58,991
I was just hoping
323
00:20:59,058 --> 00:21:01,594
That maybe
I'd be different.
324
00:21:01,661 --> 00:21:04,964
But, laura,
You are different.
325
00:21:05,031 --> 00:21:08,968
I was afraid
That he'd realize
That, too,
326
00:21:10,069 --> 00:21:12,705
And then
I'd lose you.
327
00:21:12,772 --> 00:21:13,440
You never had me.
328
00:21:13,506 --> 00:21:15,975
Let's not
Split hairs.
329
00:21:17,610 --> 00:21:18,811
Okay.
330
00:21:18,878 --> 00:21:22,415
Steve, I overreacted,
And I'd like you to forgive me.
331
00:21:23,149 --> 00:21:26,886
Wow! An apology?
332
00:21:26,953 --> 00:21:30,156
Oh, thank you
So much.
333
00:21:30,222 --> 00:21:32,224
Oh, I accept.
334
00:21:32,291 --> 00:21:35,027
[blows nose loudly]
335
00:21:35,094 --> 00:21:36,429
Oh, you know, laura,
336
00:21:36,496 --> 00:21:40,500
This is a really
Special moment,
And, well...
337
00:21:40,567 --> 00:21:43,603
I think
That we should
Celebrate it by...
338
00:21:45,405 --> 00:21:46,939
Getting married.
339
00:21:49,342 --> 00:21:50,009
No.
340
00:21:50,076 --> 00:21:50,843
No.
Engaged.
341
00:21:50,910 --> 00:21:51,878
No.
Going steady.
342
00:21:51,944 --> 00:21:54,180
No, no, no.
A date? Kiss?
Handshake?
343
00:21:54,246 --> 00:21:55,147
Yeah.
See you
Tomorrow?
344
00:21:55,214 --> 00:21:56,649
I'll take it.
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