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HERE YOU GO, SWEETIE.
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A PURPLE TREE?
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YEAH. I LIKE
TO USE DIFFERENT COLORS.
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GOOD IDEA.
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MOM, HOW COME SOME PEOPLE
ARE BLACK AND WHITE OR BROWN.
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WELL, HONEY,
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I GUESS GOD LIKES TO USE
DIFFERENT COLORS TOO.
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HELLO, HONEYS, HOW YOU DOING?
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OH, THE TENNIS LADY.
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ARE YOU PLAYING
ALICE GRAYSON AGAIN?
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NO, SHE'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH.
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JANET LAYTHROW?
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NOT GOOD ENOUGH.
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MILDRED PEABODY?
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SHE'S NO WAY NEAR
GOOD ENOUGH.
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HELLO, ESTELLE. READY TO HIT
THE TENNIS COURTS?
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JUST LET ME GRAB MY RACQUET.
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STAY RIGHT THERE.
I'LL BRING IT TO YOU.
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IS HE GOOD ENOUGH?
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HONEY, HE'S A TERRIBLE PLAYER.
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BUT, UH, HE'S GOOD ENOUGH.
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GET OUTTA HERE.
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* IT'S A RARE CONDITION
IN THIS DAY AND AGE *
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* TO READ ANY GOOD NEWS
ON THE NEWSPAPER PAGE *
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* AND LOVE AND TRADITION
OF THE GRAND DESIGN *
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* SOME PEOPLE SAY
IS EVEN HARDER TO FIND *
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* WELL, THEN, THERE MUST BE
SOME MAGIC CLUE *
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* INSIDE
THESE GENTLE WALLS *
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* 'CAUSE ALL I SEE
IS A TOWER OF DREAMS *
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* REAL LOVE BURSTIN'
OUT OF EVERY SEAM *
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* AS DAYS GO BY *
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* WE'RE GONNA FILL OUR HOUSE
WITH HAPPINESS *
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* THE MOON MAY CRY *
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* BUT WE'LL SMOTHER THE BLUES
WITH TENDERNESS *
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* AS DAYS GO BY *
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* THERE'S ROOM FOR YOU
ROOM FOR ME *
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* FOR GENTLE HEARTS
AND OPPORTUNITY *
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* AS DAYS GO BY *
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* IT'S THE BIGGER LOVE
OF THE FAMILY *
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HEY, SWEETIE.
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HI, CARL.
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MMM...
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HOW WAS YOUR DAY?
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GREAT. I HAD A STAKEOUT
AT DOUGHNUT WORLD.
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HOW WAS YOUR DAY?
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OH, FINE...
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UNTIL JUDY'S TEACHER
CALLED ME AT WORK.
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WHO, MRS. FUZZLIP?
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CARL, IT'S MRS. FEZLIK.
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BAD ENOUGH THE KIDS
CALL HER FUZZLIP.
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BUT, HARRIETTE,
YOU'VE SEEN HER.
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IF EVER THERE WAS A LIP
BEGGING FOR ELECTROLYSIS...
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I'M SORRY.
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SO WHAT DID
FUZZLIP WANT?
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SEEMS JUDY HASN'T BEEN
DOING HER BOOK REPORTS.
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SHE'S HEADING
FOR A "D" IN ENGLISH.
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A "D"? WHERE IS SHE?
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UPSTAIRS.
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HEY, CARL,
CARL, CARL.
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I WANT YOU
TO BRING UP
THE SUBJECT...
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DELICATELY.
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YOU'RE RIGHT,
SWEETHEART.
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[SHOUTING]
JUDY, WHY DIDN'T
YOU TELL US
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YOU'RE GETTING
FLUNKED BY FUZZLIP?
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GET YOU BACK.
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WATCH THE RIGHT.
WATCH IT.
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HEY, HEY, HEY.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU BEAT ME
19 GAMES OF POOL.
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ACTUALLY, IT WAS 20.
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BUT WHO'S COUNTING?
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LET'S SEE...
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20 GAMES
AT A BUCK EACH.
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YOU OWE ME--
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$20.
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BUT WHO'S COUNTING?
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YOU LUCKED OUT
THIS TIME.
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NEXT TIME, I'M GOING
TO WHIP YOU.
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RODNEY, TRY TO GET
YOUR OARS NEAR THE WATER.
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WHEN IT COMES TO POOL,
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YOU COULDN'T SINK
THE TITANIC.
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CAN I HURT HIM?
NOT IN
THE HOUSE.
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COME ON OUTSIDE.
I WANT TO SHOW YOU
SOMETHING.
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UH-UH.
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HI!
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SNOOKUMS!
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OH, BYE.
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LAURA, I NEED YOUR
ADVICE ON SOMETHING.
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I'M THINKING
ABOUT SWITCHING
TO BIKINI BRIEFS.
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00:04:59,367 --> 00:05:00,534
YOU'RE RIGHT.
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00:05:00,601 --> 00:05:03,904
I'LL JUST STICK WITH
MY TRUSTY OLD BOXERS.
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00:05:06,273 --> 00:05:07,708
HEY, WHAT'S UP,
DUDES?
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00:05:07,775 --> 00:05:12,513
DON'T YOU LOVE IT
WHEN THE BIG GUY
TRIES TO ACT HIP?
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DAD, I JUST
FINISHED PLAYING
POOL WITH RODNEY.
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00:05:16,083 --> 00:05:17,685
I WIPED THE FLOOR
WITH HIM.
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ALRIGHT!
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LIKE FATHER,
LIKE SON.
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YOU PLAYED POOL?
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DID I PLAY POOL?
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SON, DOWN AT
THE CORNER POCKET,
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THEY USED TO CALL ME
"RACK 'N' ROLL" WINSLOW.
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WELL, THEY CALL ME
"FAST EDDIE."
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AND I
JUST TOOK RODNEY
FOR 20 BIG ONES.
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SON, I DON'T WANT
YOU GAMBLING.
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TRUST ME, CARL.
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WITH RODNEY,
IT'S NOT GAMBLING.
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RIGHT, EDDO?
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RIGHT.
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HEY, GUYS, WE'RE
TOO YOUNG TO BE IN HERE!
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THAT IS,
WITHOUT OUR WIVES.
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URKEL, JUST KEEP
YOUR MOUTH SHUT.
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OH, THESE LIPS ARE ZIPPED.
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WHOO-EE!
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THESE FELLAS KNOW HOW
TO USE THAT WOODEN STICK.
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YEAH.
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YOU PLAY?
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I PLAYED
A SPELL BACK HOME.
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WHERE'S THAT?
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BULL WATER, TEXAS.
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BULL WATER?
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YEP. TINY PLACE.
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IF YOU LAY DOWN,
YOUR FEET ARE
IN ANOTHER TOWN.
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STOP! ANOTHER
ONE LIKE THAT,
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AND I'LL
PROBABLY WET
MY BOXERS.
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YOU WANT TO
PLAY A GAME?
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SURE. THAT'S RIGHT
NEIGHBORLY OF YOU.
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EVER PLAY FOR MONEY?
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OH, GOSH, NO.
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WELL, THERE'S A FIRST TIME
FOR EVERYTHING.
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SHUCKS, WHY NOT?
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NAME'S BOYD HIGGINS,
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BUT MY FRIENDS
CALL ME BUCK.
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NAME'S EDDIE WINSLOW,
BUT MY FRIENDS
CALL ME...
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EDDIE.
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I'M RODNEY.
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MY FRIENDS
CALL ME RODMEISTER.
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AND I'M STEVE URKEL.
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I DON'T GET MANY CALLS.
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RACK 'EM, STEVE.
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RACKING.
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LET'S MAKE IT
EIGHTBALL,
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5 BUCKS A GAME.
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OKLE-DOKLE.
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BUST 'EM UP.
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IT'S FINE!
IT'S FINE!
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EIGHTBALL,
SIDE POCKET.
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YEAH!
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FIVE GAMES IN A ROW.
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LET'S FLASH SOME CASH.
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HOW ABOUT WE
RAISE THE STAKES--
$25 A GAME?
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UH-OH.
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WHAT'S THE MATTER?
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EDDIE,
DON'T YOU THINK
IT'S KIND OF ODD
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THAT HE WANTS TO
RAISE THE STAKES
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AFTER LOSING
FIVE GAMES?
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STEVE...
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HE JUST WANTS
TO GET HIS MONEY BACK.
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COULD BE.
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OR THE HOODWINKEE
HAS BECOME
THE HOODWINKOR.
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00:09:01,474 --> 00:09:04,612
THAT TEXAS BOY
IS HANDING YOU A
LINE OF BULL WATER.
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GO HOME.
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BUT--
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GO HOME, STEVE.
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I WON'T STAND HERE
AND TAKE THAT
FROM YOU.
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I'M GOING HOME.
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LET'S DO IT.
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THIS LITTLE BITTY
POCKET HERE.
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YEAH!
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WELL, COUSIN,
I'M UP 10 GAMES.
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LOOKS LIKE
YOU OWE ME $250.
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TIME
TO SETTLE UP.
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NOW?
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NO. LET'S WAIT
TILL MY BIRTHDAY.
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EDDIE, I DON'T THINK
THIS GUY'S FROM TEXAS.
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YOU'RE A QUICK STUDY,
RODMEISTER.
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AND I WANT
THE BREAD NOW.
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YOU SEE, WHEN I PLAY,
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IT'S CASH OR CARRY.
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GIVE ME THE CASH...
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00:10:02,435 --> 00:10:05,372
OR GET CARRIED OUT.
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00:10:05,438 --> 00:10:07,074
I'M TEMPORARILY
TAPPED OUT,
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00:10:07,140 --> 00:10:10,343
SO HOW'S ABOUT
I BRING YOU
THE MONEY TOMORROW?
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OKAY
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00:10:14,815 --> 00:10:17,184
JUST ONE THING--
CHUCKIE!
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EDDIE WINSLOW...
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263 PINEHURST,
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555-6278,
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FATHER--CARL.
MOTHER--HARRIETTE.
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YOUNGER SISTER JUDY
ON HER WAY TO A "D"
IN ENGLISH.
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SO, WINSLOW,
YOU GOT A CHOICE--
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SHOW UP WITH
THE MONEY TOMORROW,
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00:10:38,238 --> 00:10:40,941
OR STAY HOME AND
WATCH YOUR BODY HEAL.
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RODNEY, WHERE
AM I GOING
TO FIND $239?
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00:10:57,958 --> 00:11:02,863
240, 260,
280, 300.
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00:11:08,235 --> 00:11:11,604
SO, STEVE, BABY,
WHAT'S GOING ON?
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00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:14,141
I'M GOING TO
BUY A TELESCOPE.
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00:11:14,207 --> 00:11:15,709
A TELESCOPE?
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00:11:15,776 --> 00:11:19,479
SOMETIMES I FORGET
WHO I'M TALKING TO.
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00:11:19,546 --> 00:11:21,915
A TELESCOPE
IS A LONG TUBE
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00:11:21,982 --> 00:11:24,985
THAT LETS ME
LOOK AT THINGS
REAL FAR AWAY.
200
00:11:28,989 --> 00:11:32,025
AND A FIST IS
A BUNCH OF FINGERS
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00:11:32,092 --> 00:11:35,128
THAT LETS ME
KNOCK AN URKEL
REAL FAR AWAY.
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00:11:37,364 --> 00:11:41,869
UH, SO, STEVE,
COULD YOU LEND ME $239?
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00:11:41,935 --> 00:11:43,270
NOW, WHY IN
SAM HILL SHOULD I?
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00:11:45,438 --> 00:11:48,141
EDDIE LOST IT
PLAYING POOL
WITH THAT GUY.
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00:11:48,208 --> 00:11:51,044
IF HE DOESN'T
SHOW UP WITH A
FISTFUL OF CASH,
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00:11:51,111 --> 00:11:53,280
HIS FACE
GETS POUNDED.
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00:11:53,346 --> 00:11:55,448
AHA.
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00:11:55,515 --> 00:11:58,485
SO YOU GOT HUSTLED...
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00:11:58,551 --> 00:12:01,454
TAKEN, FLEECED, CONNED--
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00:12:01,521 --> 00:12:04,324
OKAY, STEVE,
THAT'S ENOUGH.
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00:12:04,391 --> 00:12:05,725
I SEEM TO REMEMBER
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00:12:05,793 --> 00:12:09,329
A HIGH-PITCHED,
NASAL VOICE OF REASON
213
00:12:09,396 --> 00:12:12,665
TRYING TO WARN YOU
OF YOUR IMPENDING FOLLY,
214
00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:15,368
BUT DID YOU
HEED MY ADVICE?
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00:12:15,435 --> 00:12:17,537
NO, SIR!
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00:12:17,604 --> 00:12:18,571
FORGET IT, STEVE!
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00:12:18,638 --> 00:12:21,541
I'LL LOAN YOU
THE MONEY.
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00:12:21,608 --> 00:12:23,844
HEY! THANKS.
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00:12:23,911 --> 00:12:25,779
ON TWO CONDITIONS.
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00:12:25,846 --> 00:12:29,549
ONE--I GO TO THE POOL HALL
WITH YOU.
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NO SWEAT.
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00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:31,985
AND TWO--
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00:12:32,052 --> 00:12:34,454
YOU HAVE TO BE MY VERY
BEST BUDDY FOR A WEEK.
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00:12:36,824 --> 00:12:38,325
A DAY?
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00:12:38,391 --> 00:12:40,928
DEAD MEN DON'T BARGAIN.
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00:12:42,295 --> 00:12:44,397
A WEEK IT IS...
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PAL.
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00:12:50,170 --> 00:12:51,872
UH, STEVE?
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00:12:51,939 --> 00:12:52,873
WHERE
ARE YOU GOING?
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00:12:52,940 --> 00:12:54,207
THE CORNER POCKET.
231
00:12:54,274 --> 00:12:56,409
YOUR SHIFT STARTS
IN FIVE MINUTES.
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00:12:56,476 --> 00:12:57,544
IF I DON'T GO,
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00:12:57,610 --> 00:13:00,313
SOME GUY'S GOING
TO TAP-DANCE
ON EDDIE'S FACE.
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00:13:00,380 --> 00:13:02,049
EXCUSE ME?
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00:13:02,115 --> 00:13:03,116
UH...
236
00:13:03,183 --> 00:13:05,718
YOU PROBABLY WEREN'T
SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT,
237
00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:08,188
SO AMNESIA'S
THE WORD, OKAY?
238
00:13:08,255 --> 00:13:09,322
WHAT?
239
00:13:10,457 --> 00:13:12,092
GOOD!
240
00:13:26,773 --> 00:13:27,841
HOW'S THE BOOK?
241
00:13:27,908 --> 00:13:30,844
BORING. LOOK HOW BIG
AND THICK IT IS.
242
00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:36,083
"SWISS FAMILY ROBINSON."
243
00:13:36,149 --> 00:13:39,119
WHO WANTS TO READ
ABOUT CHEESE?
244
00:13:39,186 --> 00:13:41,855
I CAN SEE WHERE THAT
COULD BE A PROBLEM.
245
00:13:41,922 --> 00:13:42,956
SOME READING IS BORING.
246
00:13:43,023 --> 00:13:44,491
I READ A BOOK
247
00:13:44,557 --> 00:13:48,528
WHERE THIS FAMILY
WAS STRANDED
ON A DESERTED ISLAND.
248
00:13:48,595 --> 00:13:50,397
THAT'S NOT BORING.
THAT'S NEAT.
249
00:13:50,463 --> 00:13:53,433
THEN THEY BUILT
THIS BIG TREE HOUSE--
250
00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:56,236
WOW! WHAT BOOK IS THAT?
251
00:13:56,303 --> 00:13:57,470
THIS ONE.
252
00:13:58,738 --> 00:14:00,107
BUT YOU'RE
NOT INTERESTED.
253
00:14:00,173 --> 00:14:01,308
MOM!
254
00:14:06,313 --> 00:14:09,816
HEY, HOW'S
THE READING GOING?
255
00:14:09,883 --> 00:14:12,252
I GOT A FEELING
IT'S COMING ALONG.
256
00:14:24,031 --> 00:14:26,566
WINSLOW,
YOU SHOWED UP.
257
00:14:26,633 --> 00:14:27,700
WHERE'S THE BREAD?
258
00:14:27,767 --> 00:14:31,138
RIGHT HERE.
250 BUCKS, BUCK.
259
00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:34,307
OR YOU CAN PLAY ME,
DOUBLE OR NOTHING.
260
00:14:34,374 --> 00:14:37,077
STEVE,
GIVE HIM THE MONEY.
261
00:14:37,144 --> 00:14:39,379
SURE...
IF HE'S CHICKEN.
262
00:14:42,182 --> 00:14:43,250
WHAT?
263
00:14:43,316 --> 00:14:46,386
I SAID,
IF YOU'RE CHICKEN.
264
00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:53,460
EIGHTBALL.
OKAY
265
00:14:53,526 --> 00:14:55,195
ONE GAME.
YOU'RE ON.
266
00:14:55,262 --> 00:14:56,396
$500.
267
00:14:56,463 --> 00:14:58,098
BAD BREATH.
268
00:15:01,368 --> 00:15:02,435
STEVE.
269
00:15:02,502 --> 00:15:03,570
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
270
00:15:03,636 --> 00:15:05,072
FEAR NOT, BIG E.
271
00:15:05,138 --> 00:15:07,840
I PLAY A PLETHORA
OF POOL WHEN I HAVE
TIME TO MYSELF,
272
00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:10,277
WHICH IS QUITE OFTEN.
273
00:15:13,013 --> 00:15:15,248
I'LL BREAK.
274
00:15:15,315 --> 00:15:17,985
MAY WE BOTH RISE
TO THE CHALLENGE
THAT AWAITS US.
275
00:15:18,051 --> 00:15:20,020
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
276
00:15:25,025 --> 00:15:27,194
MISSED
BY A CAT'S HAIR.
277
00:15:27,260 --> 00:15:29,129
HEARTY GOOD TRY, THOUGH.
278
00:15:29,196 --> 00:15:33,233
YOU SEE, POOL
IS A GAME OF ANGLES.
279
00:15:34,467 --> 00:15:38,338
ONE MUST CUE
AT AN ANGLE
TO THE OBJECT BALL
280
00:15:38,405 --> 00:15:43,276
SO THAT IT TRAVELS
IN THE SAME ANGLE
TO THE IMPACT POINT.
281
00:15:44,844 --> 00:15:46,113
LET'S SEE...
282
00:15:46,179 --> 00:15:48,281
AN 82-DEGREE ANGLE
283
00:15:48,348 --> 00:15:51,684
INTERSECTED BY
A 42-DEGREE VECTOR...
284
00:15:51,751 --> 00:15:54,054
LET'S SEE...
CUE BALL VELOCITY,
285
00:15:54,121 --> 00:15:57,057
JUPITER'S IN RETROGRADE...
286
00:15:57,124 --> 00:15:58,291
HARVEST MOON...
287
00:15:58,358 --> 00:15:58,858
SHOOT!
288
00:15:58,925 --> 00:16:00,193
SHOOTING.
289
00:16:05,632 --> 00:16:06,666
ALRIGHT!
290
00:16:06,733 --> 00:16:08,601
BRING IT HOME, MAMA.
291
00:16:14,074 --> 00:16:18,145
THE ROGUE'S ON THE RUN,
AND I'VE GOT THE GUN.
292
00:16:32,092 --> 00:16:33,760
NICE SHOT, MY MAN.
293
00:16:39,532 --> 00:16:40,733
SORRY.
294
00:16:44,104 --> 00:16:48,275
AH, YES. I'M PERFECTLY
SET UP TO RUN THE TABLE.
295
00:16:48,341 --> 00:16:50,143
THOSE ARE
MAJOR GLASSES.
296
00:16:50,210 --> 00:16:52,045
MIND IF
I CHECK THEM OUT?
297
00:16:52,112 --> 00:16:54,147
OH, WHY,
HELP YOURSELF.
298
00:16:54,214 --> 00:16:56,083
I WAS CONSIDERING
CONTACTS,
299
00:16:56,149 --> 00:16:59,086
BUT MY EYEBALLS WON'T
SUPPORT THE WEIGHT.
300
00:17:01,554 --> 00:17:02,522
SORRY.
301
00:17:05,092 --> 00:17:06,359
OOPS.
302
00:17:06,426 --> 00:17:08,861
HEY, THAT WAS
NO ACCIDENT.
303
00:17:08,928 --> 00:17:10,763
LEAVE THE KID ALONE.
304
00:17:10,830 --> 00:17:12,499
SURE.
305
00:17:12,565 --> 00:17:14,201
YOUR SHOT.
306
00:17:18,004 --> 00:17:20,340
I CAN'T
SEE A THING.
307
00:17:20,407 --> 00:17:22,842
TOUGH BREAK.
YOU FORFEIT.
308
00:17:22,909 --> 00:17:24,043
PAY UP.
309
00:17:24,111 --> 00:17:27,580
NO CAN DO. YOU DIDN'T
PLAY FAIRSIES.
310
00:17:29,482 --> 00:17:32,485
YOU WANT I SHOULD
GIVE HIM A TOUR
OF THE ALLEY?
311
00:17:32,552 --> 00:17:34,221
PLEASE.
312
00:17:34,287 --> 00:17:37,890
I'D LOVE TO,
BUT I FORGOT MY CAMERA.
313
00:17:37,957 --> 00:17:38,925
HEY!
314
00:17:38,991 --> 00:17:40,293
LET HIM GO.
315
00:17:40,360 --> 00:17:42,895
HEY, YOU GUYS,
BE GENTLE.
COME ON, GUYS.
316
00:17:42,962 --> 00:17:45,498
HEY, CAN'T WE
TALK THIS OVER?
317
00:17:56,709 --> 00:18:00,347
WHAT A LOUSY TOUR!
I WANT MY MONEY BACK!
318
00:18:01,681 --> 00:18:03,416
PUT HIM DOWN.
319
00:18:03,483 --> 00:18:04,317
CARL?
320
00:18:04,384 --> 00:18:05,852
YES,
IT'S ME, STEVE.
321
00:18:05,918 --> 00:18:07,254
BIG GUY!
322
00:18:09,021 --> 00:18:11,358
WAIT. I SMELL POLIDENT.
323
00:18:12,825 --> 00:18:14,227
HI, ESTELLE.
324
00:18:14,294 --> 00:18:17,130
HELLO, STEVE.
325
00:18:17,197 --> 00:18:19,632
DAD, HOW DID YOU
KNOW WE WERE HERE?
326
00:18:19,699 --> 00:18:21,634
STEVE TOLD
YOUR AUNT RACHEL.
327
00:18:21,701 --> 00:18:24,571
SO, UH, WHAT'S GOING ON?
328
00:18:24,637 --> 00:18:25,438
BOYD WHIPPED EDDIE,
329
00:18:25,505 --> 00:18:26,939
EDDIE BORROWED
MONEY FROM ME,
330
00:18:27,006 --> 00:18:28,441
I'M PLAYING BOYD,
331
00:18:28,508 --> 00:18:30,543
BOYD
BROKE MY GLASSES,
332
00:18:30,610 --> 00:18:33,480
500 ON THE LINE,
CAN'T SEE A DARN THING.
333
00:18:38,751 --> 00:18:40,287
NICE SUMMARY.
334
00:18:41,688 --> 00:18:45,625
WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE
I'M GOING TO
HAVE TO FILL IN.
335
00:18:45,692 --> 00:18:48,161
NO WAY. IT'S NOT FAIR.
336
00:18:48,228 --> 00:18:49,362
WELL, IT SEEMS TO ME
337
00:18:49,429 --> 00:18:51,464
IF I LOOK
AROUND HARD ENOUGH,
338
00:18:51,531 --> 00:18:55,034
I COULD FIND
A FEW LAWS BEING
BROKEN AROUND HERE.
339
00:18:55,101 --> 00:18:56,803
YOU HAVE A CHOICE--
340
00:18:56,869 --> 00:18:58,505
YOU CAN LET ME FILL IN,
341
00:18:58,571 --> 00:19:02,875
OR YOU CAN GO
TO COOK COUNTY JAIL.
342
00:19:02,942 --> 00:19:04,411
YOU GOT STRIPES.
343
00:19:04,477 --> 00:19:05,478
THANKS.
344
00:19:05,545 --> 00:19:06,279
OH, YES...
345
00:19:06,346 --> 00:19:07,814
AND IF I WIN,
346
00:19:07,880 --> 00:19:11,251
NOBODY OWES NOBODY.
347
00:19:26,766 --> 00:19:28,635
HURT 'EM, BIG GUY.
348
00:19:35,742 --> 00:19:36,909
YEAH!
349
00:19:39,379 --> 00:19:42,114
THAT NEXT SHOT'S
IMPOSSIBLE.
350
00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:44,651
THERE'S NO WAY
YOU CAN MAKE THAT.
351
00:19:44,717 --> 00:19:45,985
YOU'RE RIGHT.
352
00:19:46,052 --> 00:19:49,222
BUT, UH...SHE WILL.
353
00:19:49,289 --> 00:19:51,524
DO YOUR STUFF, MAMA.
354
00:20:07,173 --> 00:20:08,441
EXCUSE ME.
355
00:20:08,508 --> 00:20:09,609
IT'S A FREE COUNTRY.
356
00:20:09,676 --> 00:20:11,911
I CAN STAND
WHERE I WANT.
357
00:20:11,978 --> 00:20:13,513
SUIT YOURSELF.
358
00:20:20,587 --> 00:20:22,655
I THINK
I'LL MOVE NOW.
359
00:20:25,925 --> 00:20:27,594
CORNER POCKET.
360
00:20:48,881 --> 00:20:50,817
OH, MAN.
361
00:20:50,883 --> 00:20:53,586
DAD, IF YOU AND GRANDMA
HADN'T SHOWN UP,
362
00:20:53,653 --> 00:20:57,590
I'D PROBABLY BE FLOSSING
FELT OUT OF MY TEETH.
363
00:20:57,657 --> 00:21:00,327
WELL, YOU
SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN
IN THAT PREDICAMENT.
364
00:21:00,393 --> 00:21:02,295
DIDN'T I WARN YOU
ABOUT GAMBLING?
365
00:21:02,362 --> 00:21:05,264
YEAH, BUT I THOUGHT
I COULD BEAT HIM.
366
00:21:05,332 --> 00:21:06,999
SEE, THERE YOU GO.
367
00:21:07,066 --> 00:21:09,402
WHEN IT COMES
TO GAMBLING,
368
00:21:09,469 --> 00:21:11,604
THERE'S
NO SUCH THING
AS A SURE THING.
369
00:21:11,671 --> 00:21:14,240
THAT'S WHY THEY
CALL IT GAMBLING.
370
00:21:14,307 --> 00:21:16,175
MY POOL-PLAYING DAYS
ARE OVER.
371
00:21:16,242 --> 00:21:18,277
I'M TAKING
AN EARLY RETIREMENT.
372
00:21:18,345 --> 00:21:21,013
YOU DON'T HAVE
TO DO THAT, EDWARD.
373
00:21:21,080 --> 00:21:23,215
YOU'RE
GOOD AT THE GAME.
374
00:21:23,282 --> 00:21:25,117
YOU JUST SHOULDN'T
PLAY FOR MONEY.
375
00:21:25,184 --> 00:21:29,656
REMEMBER--YOU MAY
BE GOOD, BUT THERE'S
ALWAYS SOMEBODY BETTER.
376
00:21:29,722 --> 00:21:32,224
EXCEPT WHEN
IT COMES TO DADS.
377
00:21:32,291 --> 00:21:33,092
YOU'RE THE CHAMP.
378
00:21:33,159 --> 00:21:34,761
AW, THANKS.
379
00:21:40,299 --> 00:21:42,535
LOOK OUT, NOW.
380
00:21:47,407 --> 00:21:50,543
DAD, YOU KNOW WHAT
THE WORST PART OF THIS IS?
381
00:21:50,610 --> 00:21:52,011
TO GET THE MONEY
FROM STEVE,
382
00:21:52,078 --> 00:21:57,149
I HAD TO PROMISE
I'D BE HIS BEST BUDDY
FOR A WEEK.
383
00:21:57,216 --> 00:21:59,719
OUCH.
384
00:21:59,786 --> 00:22:02,589
MAYBE I'LL LUCK OUT
AND HE'LL FORGET
ABOUT IT.
385
00:22:03,756 --> 00:22:07,594
THERE'S MY BEST BUDDY
FOR A WEEK.
386
00:22:07,660 --> 00:22:11,330
I HAVE OUR PLANS
ALL MAPPED OUT.
387
00:22:11,398 --> 00:22:13,265
NOW...
388
00:22:13,332 --> 00:22:16,335
"MONDAY, 5 A.M.--
PLANETARIUM.
389
00:22:16,403 --> 00:22:18,738
"6 A.M.--BUG MUSEUM.
390
00:22:18,805 --> 00:22:20,807
[CRYING]
7 A.M.--
CHEESE FACTORY."
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