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Boy, that was great.
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A family weekend
In the wilderness.
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No phones,
No traffic.
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No surprise visits
From steve urkel.
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Surprise!
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Hi, carl.
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Hi, laura,
My little sweet potato.
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Did you think of me while
You guys were camping?
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Yeah, every time I
Used the bug spray.
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Aww, how sweet.
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Hey, carl, how come you
Didn't invite me along?
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Oh, gee, we wanted to steve
But they were over booked.
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The forest was full.
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Maybe next year.
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Hey, you've got some first grade
Equipment here, carl.
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Thanks and I'd like to keep it
That way. Don't touch anything.
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I'm gonna put
This in the garage.
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Let me get
The door for you.
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No, watch out for
The red cord! O god!
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[indistinct yelling]
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Did I do that?
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* it's a rare condition *
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* in this day and age *
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* to read any good news
On the newspaper page *
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* and love and tradition
Of the grand design *
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* some people say
Is even harder to find *
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* well, then, there must be
Some magic clue *
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* inside
These gentle walls *
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* 'cause all I see
Is a tower of dreams *
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* real love burstin'
Out of every seam *
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* as days go by *
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* we're gonna fill our house
With happiness *
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*the moon may cry *
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* we're gonna smother the blues
With tenderness *
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* when days go by *
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* there's room for you *
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* room for me *
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* for gentle hearts
An opportunity *
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* as days go by *
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* it's the bigger love
Of the family *
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You hungry?
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Yeah.
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[adding machine
Running]
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Wait a minute.
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Are you paying bills?
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No. Why?
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We leave you alone
When you pay bills.
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You get--
What's the word?
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Psycho.
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That's the one.
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For your information,
I am doing our taxes.
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Oh!
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Let's get out of here.
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Hi, honey.
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Hey, babe, how was work?
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What a day.
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I'm head of security,
I have keys to 300 offices,
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And I lock myself
Out of mine.
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What's all this?
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Harriette...
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This year,
I'm doing our taxes.
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Those forms are complicated.
Let a professional do it.
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Are you implying that I can't
Handle a simple tax return?
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Sorry, honey, I didn't
Mean to imply that.
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I meant to say it
Straight out.
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Harriette,
It's just too late.
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I fired our accountant.
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Last year, we paid him $200
To get a $100 refund.
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The man is a crook.
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The man is your brother.
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I can do my taxes
Just as well as calvin.
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Please,
Don't do this yourself.
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Why not?
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I can say it in one word--
Leavenworth.
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Harriette, all you need
To know how to do
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Is add, subtract,
And read.
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All I need
Is peace and quiet.
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I shouldn't have told eddie his
Band could practice here.
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What band?
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[loud music playing]
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That band.
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Hold it!
Hold it!
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Hold it!
Edward!
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Dad, don't yell. You
Could damage my hearing.
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You boys will have to
Take this someplace else.
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You're just too loud.
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If it ain't loud,
It ain't rock-'n'-roll.
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I'm going to get my tambourine
And jam with the guys.
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I'm going to get me some cotton
And jam it in my ears.
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Hey!
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What's going on here?
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[eddie]
Hi, aunt rachel.
We're rehearsing.
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No, you're not.
You're leaving.
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We've got to get my song
Together for this video.
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We're entering
A contest.
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The one on
Chicago teen tracks?
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I love that show.
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We win the locals,
We could get on mtv.
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What's important is if
We win, we get 1,000 bucks.
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If you're
Really serious,
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I'd be happy to write
You a script.
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Great! You're hired.
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Yes!
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Now, remember...
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Think hip.
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Think cool.
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Think fresh.
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Any other
Instructions?
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Yeah, think fast.
We need it by tomorrow.
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"Think hip,
Think cool,
Think fresh."
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I got ideas so fresh, I
Haven't thought of them yet.
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You know, eddie,
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We decided to write
This video ourselves.
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How come
You're changing plans?
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I put this band together
And wrote the songs.
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Therefore,
I make the decisions.
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Well, this is the
Winslow household,
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I'm mr. Winslow,
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And I say you'll make your
Decisions someplace else.
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Come on, dad!
We're in a bind!
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The video's due
Monday morning.
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Look, I tell you what.
You can use the garage.
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Thanks, dad.
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Guys, move this stuff
Into the garage.
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Kyle, break down
The drums...
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Where's rodney?
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We got to make
This video.
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The contest ends
In a couple of days.
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[accordion plays
Lady of spain]
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Steve.
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Steve.
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Urkel!
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This is a private
Rehearsal.
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Perhaps I could audition.
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This looks like
A polka crowd.
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A-1 and a-2 and-a-
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[playing
The beer barrel polka]
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You just squeezed all the air
Out of my bellows.
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Steve, we don't need
An accordion player.
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Why, too hip?
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Yeah, urkel, that's
Always your problem.
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Hi, guys.
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Rodney,
It's about time.
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Where's
Your video camera?
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Well, I was shooting
My documentary
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On unsafe conditions
In the girls' locker room.
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Everything was fine until
A couple girls jumped me.
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They smashed my camera
And threw me in the showers.
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It was great!
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Way to go, rodney.
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How do we shoot a video
Without a camera?
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Well, you see, when we win
The $1,000 we can buy a new one.
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Just a thought. I'm in the
School's audiovisual club,
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And I can get any
Equipment I need.
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But since you don't
Want me in your band...
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I'll just take my squeezebox
And go home.
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Steve, wait.
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How would you like
To be our cameraman?
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I'd be honored.
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Wait, let's put this
To a vote.
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I vote no.
Urkel's a dweeb.
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Well, I vote yes.
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Congratulations,
Urk.
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You're
Our new cameraman.
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Wow! Thanks for the vote
Of confidence, guys.
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You won't be sorry.
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[loud feedback]
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Now, let's see. "Subtract line
27b from line 50."
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Where's 27b?
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"27, 28, 28b."
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No 27b.
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Where are you,
You stinkin' little line?
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Hi, honey.
How's it going?
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Oh, just fine.
Just fine.
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You wouldn't happen to see line
27b there, would you?
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On this form?
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"Tax form for
Government-subsidized
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Poultry farmers"?
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You picked up the
Wrong form, didn't you?
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No, I did not.
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Actually, I was thinking
About taking early retirement
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And investing
In a small flock of ducks.
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There's time to get
Our taxes done right.
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Call your brother.
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I don't want to call.
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Once carl's
Made up his mind,
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The best thing to do
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Is stand back
And watch him fall.
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Urkel, did you take every piece
Of equipment in school?
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Pretty much. I even
Brought my projector
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So I could show you slides
Of my hernia surgery.
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Guys,
Here it is.
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The script you've
All been waiting for.
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If I do say
So myself, it is hip.
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Listen. "A thick layer
Of fog rolls in
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Surrounding a silhouette
Of the band."
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We fade to
The keyboards.
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Where will we get
A thick layer of fog?
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Dry ice and a wind machine.
I know where we can rent one.
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00:10:55,723 --> 00:10:59,126
I hate to disappoint you,
But our budget's $20.
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Uh-oh.
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00:11:00,560 --> 00:11:03,130
I already spent that
On video tape and cheese.
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00:11:05,699 --> 00:11:08,869
That leaves me with
A budget of nothing.
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00:11:08,936 --> 00:11:11,939
I can work with that. I'll
Have to cut a few corners.
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I guess the camels
Are out.
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00:11:19,146 --> 00:11:21,548
You guys, we're going
To forget about the script.
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We'll just
Wing it, okay?
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Great. Hey, urkel.
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Get shots of my killer
Keyboard solo.
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Get a close-up of me
Twirling my sticks.
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I love your ideas.
Why don't you take five?
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Steve, can I talk
To you, please?
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Amateurs.
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You want
To hear my ideas.
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No. Here's how
The video's going to go.
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Start
On a shot of me.
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Cut to
A close-up of me.
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When I start dancing,
Cut to my feet.
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Then tilt up
To include my hips.
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Then cut to my face.
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Is it just me, or am
I detecting a theme here?
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The others
Won't like this.
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00:12:06,960 --> 00:12:08,628
Forget them.
I'm the money.
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If this band's
Going any place,
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It's because
Of my talent.
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Whatever you say.
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This is going to be the biggest
Bomb since howard the duck.
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What are
We watching?
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My video,
Aunt rachel.
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It's all finished.
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What?
You shot it already?
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I'm still working
On the script.
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Well, we decided to go
A different direction.
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We'll use your ideas
In the next video.
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Turn it up. I want to feel
The bass in my face.
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[rock music plays]
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* my name is eddie,
I'm a hip cool guy *
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* the girls come a-runnin'
When I give 'em the eye *
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* my name is eddie,
And I'm headed for fame *
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* party and fun's
The name of my game *
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* I am the winslow king *
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* unh *
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* so come, all you girls *
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* and hear me sing *
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* 'cause
I'm the new king *
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I can't believe it!
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Me either. Man, this video
Is more than cool.
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It's hype.
No, it's def.
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Man, this is super bad!
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You got
The bad part right.
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Urkel, what
Were you doing?
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The camera was on eddie
The whole time.
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Uh, you wann feel
This one big guy?
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00:13:52,199 --> 00:13:54,968
All you could see
Was my right foot.
255
00:13:55,035 --> 00:13:57,837
At least, you
Were in it.
256
00:13:57,905 --> 00:13:59,506
Urkel, you screwed
Up big.
257
00:13:59,572 --> 00:14:04,177
Hey, I was just following
Eddie's instructions.
258
00:14:04,244 --> 00:14:07,414
Exactly what were
Eddie's instructions?
259
00:14:07,480 --> 00:14:08,681
Keep the camera
On him
260
00:14:08,748 --> 00:14:10,183
And forget about
The other meatheads.
261
00:14:11,919 --> 00:14:13,921
Uh, his words,
Not mine.
262
00:14:15,288 --> 00:14:18,291
Eddie, you got an attitude
Problem, man.
263
00:14:18,358 --> 00:14:19,492
I'm walking.
264
00:14:21,394 --> 00:14:22,529
I'm walking, too.
265
00:14:23,663 --> 00:14:25,198
Can, uh,
You give me a lift?
266
00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:29,869
Oh, oh, oh, fine.
267
00:14:29,937 --> 00:14:30,971
Go ahead.
268
00:14:31,038 --> 00:14:32,539
We're better off
Without them.
269
00:14:32,605 --> 00:14:35,175
Their egos were getting
Way out of control.
270
00:14:37,244 --> 00:14:39,812
You're the one who's getting
Out of control, man.
271
00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:43,516
This is supposed to be
A band, not a one-man show.
272
00:14:43,583 --> 00:14:45,118
I quit.
273
00:14:47,554 --> 00:14:50,723
What's wrong with them?
The video was great.
274
00:14:50,790 --> 00:14:52,392
You liked it,
Right, laura?
275
00:14:52,459 --> 00:14:54,127
It stunk.
276
00:14:54,761 --> 00:14:56,896
On ice.
277
00:14:59,432 --> 00:15:02,069
No, you're just jealous
'cause you weren't in it.
278
00:15:03,436 --> 00:15:06,206
No one was in it,
Except you.
279
00:15:06,273 --> 00:15:08,275
You can't blame them
For walking.
280
00:15:08,341 --> 00:15:09,909
That wasn't
A rock video.
281
00:15:09,977 --> 00:15:11,178
That was
A love letter
282
00:15:11,244 --> 00:15:13,146
To eddie winslow
From eddie winslow.
283
00:15:15,748 --> 00:15:18,518
Like they say, if
It ain't on the page,
284
00:15:18,585 --> 00:15:20,320
It ain't
On the stage.
285
00:15:23,156 --> 00:15:24,357
What did you think,
Grandma?
286
00:15:28,361 --> 00:15:31,064
Eddie, you know
I love you,
287
00:15:31,131 --> 00:15:33,433
And I'd never say
Anything to hurt you.
288
00:15:34,534 --> 00:15:35,668
Goodnight.
289
00:15:48,381 --> 00:15:51,018
Okay, now...
290
00:15:51,084 --> 00:15:54,621
All I do is subtract
Line 17 from line 11.
291
00:15:57,190 --> 00:15:59,926
There. Our taxes are done.
292
00:15:59,993 --> 00:16:03,963
We only owe
The government $94,000.
293
00:16:07,834 --> 00:16:09,069
Hi.
294
00:16:09,902 --> 00:16:10,903
How are
Our taxes coming?
295
00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:13,473
Harriette,
It is a disaster.
296
00:16:13,540 --> 00:16:15,308
We have hit bottom.
297
00:16:15,375 --> 00:16:19,012
You wouldn't believe how much
Money we owe the government.
298
00:16:19,079 --> 00:16:21,214
Carl, you've
Suffered enough.
299
00:16:21,281 --> 00:16:23,450
We've all
Suffered enough.
300
00:16:23,516 --> 00:16:24,884
Here.
301
00:16:24,951 --> 00:16:25,918
Well, what is this?
302
00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:27,054
Our taxes.
303
00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:28,588
I went back
To your brother.
304
00:16:31,058 --> 00:16:33,726
After I specifically
Asked you not to?
305
00:16:35,528 --> 00:16:36,663
Mm-hmm.
306
00:16:38,131 --> 00:16:41,401
How could you do this
To me, harriette? How?
307
00:16:41,468 --> 00:16:43,970
Carl, we're getting
A $700 refund.
308
00:16:44,037 --> 00:16:45,805
Oh, thank you!
Thank you!
309
00:16:45,872 --> 00:16:48,508
Thank you!
I love you! Thank you!
310
00:16:59,086 --> 00:17:00,287
So, how you doing?
311
00:17:02,455 --> 00:17:03,523
Okay.
312
00:17:06,626 --> 00:17:08,328
Uh...
313
00:17:08,395 --> 00:17:09,829
Steve...
314
00:17:09,896 --> 00:17:11,231
Could we be alone?
315
00:17:11,298 --> 00:17:13,766
Sure. Eddie, would you mind
Stepping outside
316
00:17:13,833 --> 00:17:15,068
For a second, please?
317
00:17:18,271 --> 00:17:21,874
No, steve. I'd like
To be alone with eddie.
318
00:17:21,941 --> 00:17:24,144
Ohh, I get it.
319
00:17:24,211 --> 00:17:25,945
A father and son moment.
320
00:17:26,012 --> 00:17:27,680
I'll just tiptoe
Out of here.
321
00:17:35,655 --> 00:17:38,225
Really, I'm fine.
I'm fine, really.
322
00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:41,294
Ah!
323
00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:52,305
[crash]
324
00:17:53,606 --> 00:17:55,408
Don't worry.
It's just a scratch!
325
00:18:07,354 --> 00:18:09,989
I really blew it,
Huh, dad?
326
00:18:10,056 --> 00:18:12,625
Well, hogging the spotlight
Like you did
327
00:18:12,692 --> 00:18:14,727
Wasn't exactly the best thing
You could do.
328
00:18:15,695 --> 00:18:17,464
But I'm the lead singer.
329
00:18:17,530 --> 00:18:19,966
I mean,
I did write the song.
330
00:18:20,032 --> 00:18:23,203
Well, son,
That may be true,
331
00:18:23,270 --> 00:18:25,238
But being in a band's
A group effort.
332
00:18:25,305 --> 00:18:27,807
That means
Everyone's included,
333
00:18:27,874 --> 00:18:29,242
Even though
It was your song.
334
00:18:30,443 --> 00:18:33,346
When a man decides
To go on an ego trip,
335
00:18:33,413 --> 00:18:34,881
He usually ends up
Traveling alone.
336
00:18:36,883 --> 00:18:38,351
So what
Should I do now?
337
00:18:39,619 --> 00:18:42,088
Apologizing to rodney
And the rest of the guys
338
00:18:42,155 --> 00:18:43,956
Would be nice
For starters.
339
00:18:44,023 --> 00:18:45,592
That's a good idea.
340
00:18:45,658 --> 00:18:47,260
And who knows?
341
00:18:47,327 --> 00:18:49,796
Maybe you can even
Resurrect your band.
342
00:18:49,862 --> 00:18:53,800
No, kyle's gone solo,
And jerry went with him.
343
00:18:57,537 --> 00:18:59,906
So much for my career
As a rock star.
344
00:19:02,008 --> 00:19:06,446
Well, son,
We all make mistakes.
345
00:19:06,513 --> 00:19:08,748
The important thing
Is that we learn from them.
346
00:19:10,283 --> 00:19:11,551
Thanks, dad.
347
00:19:13,686 --> 00:19:15,054
Uh, excuse me.
348
00:19:15,121 --> 00:19:17,023
I forgot my tripod.
349
00:19:17,089 --> 00:19:19,592
Just keep bonding.
Keep bonding.
350
00:19:22,462 --> 00:19:24,231
You won't even know
I'm here.
351
00:19:32,305 --> 00:19:33,473
Oops.
352
00:19:43,583 --> 00:19:45,485
Does eddie still
Have an attitude
353
00:19:45,552 --> 00:19:47,320
About missing
That video gig?
354
00:19:47,387 --> 00:19:50,557
Yeah. He's still a man
Without a band.
355
00:19:51,291 --> 00:19:52,625
Major bummer.
356
00:19:54,627 --> 00:19:56,963
But, you know,
I've been thinking.
357
00:19:57,029 --> 00:19:58,331
With the talent
We have here,
358
00:19:58,398 --> 00:20:00,700
We could help eddie
Make a new video
359
00:20:00,767 --> 00:20:02,835
And enter the contest.
360
00:20:02,902 --> 00:20:05,972
Good idea.
It could be fun,
361
00:20:06,038 --> 00:20:08,741
And we might win
$1,000.
362
00:20:08,808 --> 00:20:09,776
I'm in.
363
00:20:09,842 --> 00:20:11,778
Sounds good
To me.
364
00:20:11,844 --> 00:20:13,646
Rachel, what about you?
365
00:20:14,781 --> 00:20:16,082
I don't know.
366
00:20:16,148 --> 00:20:18,251
Eddie's very difficult
To work with.
367
00:20:20,587 --> 00:20:22,689
Eddie, I'm glad
You're here.
368
00:20:22,755 --> 00:20:24,724
Son, what do you say
369
00:20:24,791 --> 00:20:26,893
About the whole family
Making a video?
370
00:20:28,194 --> 00:20:31,163
Okay, but only
On one condition.
371
00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:32,832
See, what did
I tell you?
372
00:20:34,267 --> 00:20:36,303
I want aunt rachel
To rewrite the lyrics.
373
00:20:38,471 --> 00:20:40,407
I'd be happy to.
374
00:20:40,473 --> 00:20:42,542
I love working
With this guy.
375
00:20:55,955 --> 00:20:58,525
Wouldn't it be great
To finish in the top five?
376
00:20:58,591 --> 00:21:00,560
Are you kidding? We gonna win
This thing.
377
00:21:00,627 --> 00:21:02,462
We got this puppy
Locked up.
378
00:21:03,663 --> 00:21:05,665
That was our second place
Finisher--
379
00:21:05,732 --> 00:21:08,000
The toxic argyles
From whitefish bay.
380
00:21:09,302 --> 00:21:11,203
Well, this is it.
381
00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:12,439
Number one video's
Next.
382
00:21:12,505 --> 00:21:15,174
Mom, we don't
Have a chance.
383
00:21:15,241 --> 00:21:16,809
All the finalists
Have been heavy metal.
384
00:21:18,177 --> 00:21:20,079
Who cares
If we didn't win?
385
00:21:20,146 --> 00:21:22,682
The family
All had fun.
386
00:21:24,050 --> 00:21:25,017
And now...
387
00:21:25,084 --> 00:21:27,086
Our grand prize winner,
388
00:21:27,153 --> 00:21:29,188
$1,000 goes to...
389
00:21:29,255 --> 00:21:31,123
The rappin' winslows!
390
00:21:31,190 --> 00:21:32,525
Yay!
Yay! Aah!
391
00:21:34,927 --> 00:21:37,029
Oh. Look,
Look, look.
392
00:21:38,264 --> 00:21:40,367
* 1, 2, 3, 4 *
393
00:21:45,838 --> 00:21:47,974
* if you're thinkin'
You'd like to be a rap star *
394
00:21:48,040 --> 00:21:50,009
* I got a personal tip
That will help you get far *
395
00:21:50,076 --> 00:21:52,745
* hey, listen to your friends
And family, too *
396
00:21:52,812 --> 00:21:55,548
* 'cause they're the ones
That really care about you *
397
00:21:55,615 --> 00:22:00,487
* let us thank
Our lucky stars *
398
00:22:00,553 --> 00:22:03,656
* for the love we share
Each day *
399
00:22:15,868 --> 00:22:18,037
* now, I'm the dad,
I make all this happen *
400
00:22:18,104 --> 00:22:20,473
* harriette, I'm sick and tired
Of all of this rappin' *
401
00:22:20,540 --> 00:22:22,675
* oh, honey, hold on,
Let eddie sing *
402
00:22:22,742 --> 00:22:26,045
* he's gonna be a big star
And buy us everything *
403
00:22:36,889 --> 00:22:38,958
* so when you've got a problem
That's complicated *
404
00:22:39,025 --> 00:22:41,193
* follow my tip
And never be deflated *
405
00:22:41,260 --> 00:22:43,730
* no matter how hip
Or slick or cool *
406
00:22:43,796 --> 00:22:46,733
* listen to your family,
Don't be a fool *
407
00:22:46,799 --> 00:22:51,337
* let us thank
Our lucky stars *
408
00:22:51,404 --> 00:22:55,307
* that god
Has blessed our day *
409
00:22:55,374 --> 00:22:57,810
* we are a family *
410
00:22:59,712 --> 00:23:04,383
* we do things together,
Not separately *
411
00:23:04,451 --> 00:23:07,487
* we are a family *
412
00:23:08,955 --> 00:23:13,560
* we share all we've got,
And that's easy to see *
413
00:23:13,626 --> 00:23:15,628
* 'cause we are a family *
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