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Laura, tell mom
I'm meeting the guys
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To play basketball.
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Tell her yourself.
I'm not your secretary.
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Hi, eddie.
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Hi, steve.
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You ready to dribble
The old round ball?
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Shoot some hoops?
Bang the boards?
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Urkel, why do you
Put yourself through this?
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Nobody ever picks you
For their team.
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I was close
Last time.
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I would have gotten in if
Sheila schwartz hadn't shown up.
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Yeah, it was
Pretty amazing
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How well she played
In those high heels.
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Nice socks.
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See you.
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So, laura, want to play
Some one-on-one?
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No, I don't.
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And why don't you
Stick to chess?
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Yeah, it's
More your game.
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No, I've been
Practicing.
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Watch this.
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Did I do that?
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No, it's the prize
That came with the cereal.
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* it's a rare condition *
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* in this day and age *
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* to read any good news
On the newspaper page *
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* and love and tradition
Of the grand design *
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* some people say
Is even harder to find *
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* well, then, there must be
Some magic clue *
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* inside these gentle walls *
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* 'cause all I see
Is a tower of dreams *
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* real love burstin'
Out of every seam *
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* as days go by *
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* we're gonna fill our house
With happiness *
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* the moon may cry *
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* we're gonna smother
The blues with tenderness *
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* as days go by *
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* there's room for you,
Room for me *
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* for gentle hearts
An opportunity *
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* as days go by *
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* it's the bigger love
Of the family *
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The greatest thing
Happened at work.
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One of the guys
In produce got fired.
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Why's that great?
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Well, it's not
Great that he got fired.
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But it's great that there's
An opening in produce.
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So what's
Your point?
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All the biggies
Started in produce--
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Louie in fish, chuck in meats,
Stella in cheese.
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Go for it, eddie.
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Reach for the stars.
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Yeah.
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[telephone rings]
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Hello.
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Darnell?
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Of course,
I know who you are.
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Carl's told me
All about you.
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You're kidding. When?
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Carl's going to be
So excited.
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I'm looking forward
To meeting you, too.
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Bye, darnell.
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That was one of carl's closest
Friends from high school.
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Was that
Darnell coleman,
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Or darnell watkins,
Or darnell clark?
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Darnell clark.
Uh-huh.
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Were all dad's friends
Named darnell?
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Yes. Those were very
Confusing times.
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Carl's been
Telling me for years
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What a hot
Singing group they were.
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Dad was in
A singing group?
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Yes, he was.
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They called themselves
The darnells.
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Hi, everybody.
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Hello.
Hi, dad.
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Mmm, something
Smells good.
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Dad, I didn't know you
Were in a singing group?
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Well, yeah,
In high school.
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Did you ever do a video?
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No.
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Did you ever burn
Your guitar on stage?
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Of course not.
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He wasn't in
A singing group.
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Why are they
Asking about all of this?
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Carl, darnell clark called
From springfield today.
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You're kidding.
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Why, I haven't seen him
In 20 years. What's he up to?
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Well, one thing
He's up to is organizing
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Your 20th high school
Reunion. It's next month.
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Oh, uh...
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I can't make it.
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Carl, we're talking
About your 20th reunion.
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All the darnells are gonna
Be there, isn't that exciting?
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Yeah, if you like
That sorta thing.
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I'm with dad.
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Once you're out of high school,
Why would you wanna go back?
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You know, I don't get to say
This much, but eddie's right.
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I don't get this.
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We're talking
About the darnells
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They were your
Best friends.
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I know, harriet,
But reunions are...
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Overrated.
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I went to
My 50th reunion
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And spent the whole night
Dancing with walter simons.
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Sounds like you
Two hit it off.
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We had to. We were
The only ones there.
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Carl, don't you want
To see the darnells?
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You were so close.
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Harriette,
Things change. People change.
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Well, that's part of the fun
To see how they've changed.
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What's that
Supposed to mean?
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It means people change.
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Well, why don't you just come
Right out and say it, harriette?
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Say what?
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That I'm fat!
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Okay, I said it.
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And I'm too fat
To go to my reunion.
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Oh, so that's it.
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You don't want to go because
You've put on a few pounds.
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But, harriette, the darnells
Were track stars.
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They could eat anything
They want and not gain an ounce.
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We're talking
Metabolism here, harriette.
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They have it. I don't.
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If you're that concerned
About your weight
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Why don't you go on a diet?
You have a month.
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Harriette, I have
Tried diet under the sun.
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And never
Lost any weight.
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I fasted for a week
And went up a size.
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Hi.
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Hi.
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What a workout tonight.
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I feel great.
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If you want something to eat
There's leftovers in the fridge.
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Oh, no thanks.
I'm too pumped to eat.
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I'll have water
With a twist of lemon.
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On second thought, forget the
Lemon. I'm watching my weight.
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What?
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Are you thinking
What I'm thinking?
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Not if you think about getting
Rachel involved in this.
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Carl, she can help you.
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Harriette, it is
Just too embarrassing.
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I don't want anyone to know
Why I'm not going to my reunion.
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Especially not "Miss
Too pumped to eat."
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So...What did
You guys do tonight?
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We talked about
How fat carl is.
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Thank you, harriette.
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Carl, I wish you'd stop acting
Like a baby, lose some weight,
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And go to
Your class reunion.
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Oh, I get it.
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You put on a few pounds
And now you're embarrassed.
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Who, me?
Embarrassed?
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I am not embarrassed.
I'm just not going.
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Let me
Ask you something, carl.
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If you could lose
Some a few pounds
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Would you go
To your reunion?
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Maybe.
Then it's no problem.
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I'll put you on my special
Program of diet and exercise.
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I guarantee
You'll lose weight.
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Really?
Yes.
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As long as
You're committed to it.
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What do you say?
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Come on, carl, do it.
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Oh, alright.
I'll go on a diet.
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Here you go.
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Here's the butter.
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Give me the cheese.
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Harriette, this
Diet is torture.
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I'm dizzy,
My vision's blurred,
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And I'm
Short of breath.
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Carl, grow up.
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It's only been 12 hours.
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Ah, could you pass the lasagne?
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Do you think you could sneak
This pass the jaws of life?
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Dad!
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Let me just breathe in
The tomato sauce.
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Let me get a little whiff.
Okay.
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Carl, yours is almost ready.
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So eddie, how'd you do in
The big vegetable interview?
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You know...Produce is a lot
Harder than people think.
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Flunked, huh?
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I didn't flunk.
I aced the written test.
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But when I was
Spraying the lettuce
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The hose kinda got away from me.
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And after all that time you
Practiced with the garden hose.
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Yeah. I soaked two customers
And knocked down mr. Fuco muro.
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But I still gotta chance. It's
Between me and two other guys.
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They're better with the hose,
But I'm the smartest.
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And they find their way
To work every morning.
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Alright, carl.
Here's your dinner.
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Now, you thought
Lasagne looked good,
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But feast
Your eyes on this.
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That's it?
Three stalks of asparagus
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And some
Steamed broccoli?
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Rachel, I've had
More food than this
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Stuck
Between my teeth.
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What the....
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This is unbelievable.
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My own family
Doesn't trust me.
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"Dear carl, have a glass
Of water and go to bed."
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Get out of here.
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My candy stash!
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Yeah.
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"Dear carl, nice try.
Now go to bed."
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Food! I need food!
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Salt, pepper,
Toothpicks, baby food,
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Cooking oil, corn star--
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Baby food!
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Strained spaghetti
And meatballs.
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Yeah.
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Shh!
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Carl, is that you?
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Carl, baby food?
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That's pathetic!
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Hand it over.
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Want the rest
Of my cupcake?
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No. Three's my limit.
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Looking good.
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Thanks.
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Gosh, dad, I didn't mean
To leave these here.
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Leave what?
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I'm proud of you.
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Okay, 15 minutes.
You're finished.
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Hallelujah!
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Oh, carl,
I am so proud of you.
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I mean, you've stuck to the
Rachel method for a whole week.
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And now, it's time
To kick it into high gear.
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Drop and give me 50!
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Hi.
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So, eddie,
What's the verdict?
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Did you skyrocket
To produce?
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I'm not going
To tell you...
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I'm gonna you.
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Oh, I'm so proud of you.
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So how are
Your tomatoes?
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I don't know.
Why do you ask?
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Hey, dad,
Got the job.
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Oh, I can see.
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00:14:05,745 --> 00:14:06,846
Congratulations, son.
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00:14:06,914 --> 00:14:09,249
So how are your tomatoes?
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Why does everybody
Keep asking me that?
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We'll explain it to you
After your father's weigh-in.
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Come on, carl, let's see
How much weight you've lost.
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Are you sure
That thing works right?
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I can check it for you.
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I know exactly how much I weigh
From my last physical.
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They weighed me
At my last physical.
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When was that?
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1947.
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Yep, right on the button.
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Your turn.
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Oh, this is dumb. I haven't lost
Any weight. I just know it.
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Heads. Oh, come on, carl.
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How's this--we'll
All turn our heads.
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Nobody will look.
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This will be your
Own private moment.
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Well, that sounds okay.
256
00:15:05,105 --> 00:15:07,975
It worked!
I lost 11 pounds!
257
00:15:11,178 --> 00:15:13,713
Way to go, son.
Alright, dad!
258
00:15:13,780 --> 00:15:16,383
Now, carl, does this
Mean we can go to the reunion?
259
00:15:16,449 --> 00:15:17,184
You bet.
Good.
260
00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:18,318
I'll call darnell and tell 'em
261
00:15:18,385 --> 00:15:19,486
You're gonna
Be singing with them.
262
00:15:19,552 --> 00:15:21,955
Singing? What are
You talking about?
263
00:15:22,022 --> 00:15:25,392
Darnell called this morning
And of you are gonna be singing
The the reunion.
264
00:15:25,458 --> 00:15:28,561
On stage? In front
Of everybody?
265
00:15:29,629 --> 00:15:31,264
What's wrong with that?
266
00:15:31,331 --> 00:15:33,433
It was one thing when I
Was just gonna mingle.
267
00:15:33,500 --> 00:15:35,502
But now I'm gonna be
In the spotlight.
268
00:15:35,568 --> 00:15:38,071
Forget that. I'm not going
To the reunion.
269
00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:57,290
You eat that, and you can
Kiss your diet goodbye.
270
00:15:57,357 --> 00:15:59,626
Goodbye.
271
00:15:59,692 --> 00:16:01,061
Harriette, would you
Hand me the hot fudge
272
00:16:01,128 --> 00:16:03,430
On the stove over there, please?
273
00:16:03,496 --> 00:16:05,932
Honey, there is just
Too much emphasis in our culture
274
00:16:05,999 --> 00:16:07,867
These days
On being thin.
275
00:16:07,934 --> 00:16:09,336
I mean, everywhere
You look--
276
00:16:09,402 --> 00:16:12,272
In tv, movies,
Magazines.
277
00:16:12,339 --> 00:16:14,174
All these
90-pound people
278
00:16:14,241 --> 00:16:17,944
Walking around
Smiling and dancing.
279
00:16:18,011 --> 00:16:21,748
Where do they
Get the strength?
280
00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:23,250
Beats me.
281
00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:25,152
I mean, I've never
Been what you could call thin.
282
00:16:25,218 --> 00:16:27,954
I mean, as a baby,
I was chubby,
283
00:16:28,021 --> 00:16:29,522
As a kid,
I was husky,
284
00:16:29,589 --> 00:16:33,460
And now as an adult,
I'm...Big-boned.
285
00:16:33,526 --> 00:16:35,695
But for as long as
I can remember,
286
00:16:35,762 --> 00:16:38,398
I've always
Been happy.
287
00:16:38,465 --> 00:16:39,966
Carl...
288
00:16:40,033 --> 00:16:42,235
If you're happy,
Then why are you worried
289
00:16:42,302 --> 00:16:45,072
About what the people at
The reunion are gonna think?
290
00:16:45,138 --> 00:16:47,674
Well, it's not everybody
That I'm worried about.
291
00:16:47,740 --> 00:16:49,509
It's just the darnells.
292
00:16:49,576 --> 00:16:51,644
Carl, the darnells
Are your friends.
293
00:16:51,711 --> 00:16:55,048
All they care about is who you
Are and how you're doing.
294
00:16:55,115 --> 00:16:57,484
Not if you've picked up
A few extra pounds.
295
00:16:59,319 --> 00:17:01,221
You really think so?
296
00:17:01,288 --> 00:17:04,457
If they're your
Friends, I know so.
297
00:17:04,524 --> 00:17:07,994
Okay, I'll pass
On the sundae.
298
00:17:08,061 --> 00:17:09,562
Besides,
I want to be sure
299
00:17:09,629 --> 00:17:12,765
I fit into my suit
For the reunion.
300
00:17:12,832 --> 00:17:14,101
Good for you, carl.
301
00:17:15,435 --> 00:17:18,738
And anyway you're
The only sugar I need.
302
00:17:47,033 --> 00:17:48,034
Hi.
303
00:17:48,101 --> 00:17:52,139
Wait a minute.
You're winslow.
304
00:17:52,205 --> 00:17:54,174
Miss gilbert.
305
00:17:54,241 --> 00:17:56,075
You know,
You never handed in
306
00:17:56,143 --> 00:17:58,845
That book report
On silas marner.
307
00:17:58,911 --> 00:18:01,648
Oh, uh...
My dog ate it.
308
00:18:03,116 --> 00:18:06,453
The same old winslow.
309
00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:09,622
Thank you.
310
00:18:09,689 --> 00:18:10,890
I've only been here
Five minutes,
311
00:18:10,957 --> 00:18:13,493
And already
I've got homework.
312
00:18:15,195 --> 00:18:17,063
Carl winslow, right?
313
00:18:17,130 --> 00:18:19,132
Right. And you're...
314
00:18:19,199 --> 00:18:20,900
Russell.
315
00:18:20,967 --> 00:18:22,435
Russell wilcox.
316
00:18:22,502 --> 00:18:26,206
You sat behind me
In homeroom.
317
00:18:26,273 --> 00:18:27,440
This is my wife,
Harriette.
318
00:18:27,507 --> 00:18:29,342
Hi.
Hi. How are you?
319
00:18:29,409 --> 00:18:32,011
And this is my
Little woman, remember?
320
00:18:32,078 --> 00:18:34,281
Don't "Little woman"
Me, russell.
321
00:18:34,347 --> 00:18:36,249
Quit blowing one note, irene.
322
00:18:36,316 --> 00:18:37,550
You're just like
Your mother.
323
00:18:37,617 --> 00:18:40,920
Oh, yeah, well, how's this--
I want a divorce!
324
00:18:40,987 --> 00:18:43,089
I'll be in the car.
325
00:18:43,156 --> 00:18:45,558
Good!
I'll be at the bar.
326
00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:50,463
Nice seeing you
Again, carl.
327
00:18:50,530 --> 00:18:51,931
Nice meeting you,
Harriette.
328
00:18:51,998 --> 00:18:53,333
You too.
329
00:18:55,568 --> 00:18:57,370
Who was
That fun couple?
330
00:18:57,437 --> 00:19:01,741
Russell and irene were voted
Class romeo and juliet.
331
00:19:01,808 --> 00:19:03,142
Carl?
332
00:19:05,978 --> 00:19:07,947
I don't believe it!
333
00:19:08,014 --> 00:19:10,450
Gosh, it's good
To see you.
334
00:19:11,384 --> 00:19:13,653
Oh, and you must be
Harriette.
335
00:19:13,720 --> 00:19:14,987
You are gorgeous.
336
00:19:15,054 --> 00:19:16,323
Thank you.
337
00:19:16,389 --> 00:19:20,527
What's has it been,
20 years? At least.
338
00:19:20,593 --> 00:19:21,828
Who are you?
339
00:19:23,230 --> 00:19:25,332
Who am I?
340
00:19:25,398 --> 00:19:28,935
* doo doo wah *
341
00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:31,671
Darnell! Harriette,
It's darnell!
342
00:19:32,972 --> 00:19:35,442
Man, look at you!
343
00:19:35,508 --> 00:19:37,210
Aw, carl,
You look great.
344
00:19:37,277 --> 00:19:38,611
So do you.
345
00:19:38,678 --> 00:19:41,748
Oh, well, thank you,
But I have put on a few pounds.
346
00:19:41,814 --> 00:19:45,252
Mostly in the arms
And shoulders, though.
347
00:19:45,318 --> 00:19:48,255
Let me introduce you
To my wife. Janet?
348
00:19:48,321 --> 00:19:51,258
Janet, meet harriette
And carl winslow.
349
00:19:51,324 --> 00:19:54,594
Oh, carl, I've heard
So much about you.
350
00:19:54,661 --> 00:19:56,763
I've heard so much
About darnell.
351
00:19:56,829 --> 00:19:58,998
It's nice
To finally meet both of you.
352
00:19:59,065 --> 00:20:01,100
You know when darnell heard
About the reunion.
353
00:20:01,167 --> 00:20:02,535
He didn't wanna come.
354
00:20:02,602 --> 00:20:04,937
He was embarrassed
About his weight.
355
00:20:05,004 --> 00:20:06,673
Janet, put me
On a diet.
356
00:20:06,739 --> 00:20:09,876
I have lost three
Whole pounds.
357
00:20:11,043 --> 00:20:12,312
Doesn't he look great?
358
00:20:12,379 --> 00:20:15,682
Yeah! I didn't even
Recognize him.
359
00:20:16,716 --> 00:20:17,484
Carl!
360
00:20:17,550 --> 00:20:18,985
It's darnell and darnell.
361
00:20:19,051 --> 00:20:22,555
Go easy on them.
They've kinda let themselves go.
362
00:20:25,124 --> 00:20:26,192
Carl!
363
00:20:26,259 --> 00:20:27,226
Darnell!
364
00:20:27,294 --> 00:20:28,495
Darnell!
365
00:20:28,561 --> 00:20:29,161
Darnell!
366
00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:30,997
Darnell!
367
00:20:31,063 --> 00:20:32,365
Darnell!
368
00:20:33,333 --> 00:20:35,067
Darnell!
369
00:20:35,134 --> 00:20:36,269
Hey, man.
370
00:20:36,336 --> 00:20:38,305
Look at you, man.
371
00:20:41,408 --> 00:20:45,345
Look at you, man.
You look good.
372
00:20:45,412 --> 00:20:46,913
And you must be
Harriette.
373
00:20:46,979 --> 00:20:51,117
Well, if it's easier for you,
You can call me darnell.
374
00:20:51,183 --> 00:20:52,919
Man, look at this guy.
375
00:20:52,985 --> 00:20:54,721
He's practically
Invisible.
376
00:20:54,787 --> 00:20:57,624
He's so skinny,
He could be an x-ray.
377
00:20:57,690 --> 00:21:00,760
Hey, brother, how you weigh
Yourself-- on a postage scale?
378
00:21:03,029 --> 00:21:05,898
Didn't I tell you
These guys were fun guys?
379
00:21:05,965 --> 00:21:08,368
Listen, guys,
You think we could find
380
00:21:08,435 --> 00:21:09,769
An empty classroom
To rehearse our song?
381
00:21:09,836 --> 00:21:13,005
Yeah. But listen, can we get
Something to eat first?
382
00:21:13,072 --> 00:21:14,874
Hey, you read my mind.
383
00:21:14,941 --> 00:21:18,311
I'll catch up with you.
384
00:21:18,378 --> 00:21:20,713
Harriette, thank you.
385
00:21:20,780 --> 00:21:21,581
I love you.
386
00:21:21,648 --> 00:21:24,651
I love you, too,
Skinny.
387
00:21:27,219 --> 00:21:28,921
Darnell, look, wait up.
388
00:21:33,526 --> 00:21:35,928
You broke my heart
389
00:21:35,995 --> 00:21:38,398
Because I couldn't dance.
390
00:21:38,465 --> 00:21:40,933
You didn't even
Want me around.
391
00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:44,103
But, baby,
Now I'm back.
392
00:21:44,170 --> 00:21:45,271
I'm here to tell you
393
00:21:45,338 --> 00:21:48,508
I can really
Shake it down.
394
00:21:49,241 --> 00:21:51,110
* do you love me *
395
00:21:51,177 --> 00:21:52,445
* do you love me *
396
00:21:52,512 --> 00:21:54,213
* do you love me *
397
00:21:54,280 --> 00:21:55,314
* do you love me *
398
00:21:55,382 --> 00:21:57,249
* do you love me *
399
00:21:57,316 --> 00:21:59,151
* do you love me *
400
00:21:59,218 --> 00:22:03,490
* now that I can dance? *
401
00:22:03,556 --> 00:22:05,458
* dance *
402
00:22:05,525 --> 00:22:06,359
* dance *
403
00:22:06,426 --> 00:22:07,860
Ow! Watch me now!
404
00:22:07,927 --> 00:22:08,728
* work, work *
405
00:22:08,795 --> 00:22:10,463
* ah, work it all, baby *
406
00:22:10,530 --> 00:22:11,731
* work, work *
407
00:22:11,798 --> 00:22:13,466
* you know
I'm absolutely crazy *
408
00:22:13,533 --> 00:22:14,767
* work, work *
409
00:22:14,834 --> 00:22:16,869
* come on and work it
With the darnells *
410
00:22:16,936 --> 00:22:18,037
* work *
411
00:22:18,104 --> 00:22:19,271
* yeah *
412
00:22:19,338 --> 00:22:20,807
* now I can
Mash potatoes *
413
00:22:20,873 --> 00:22:22,141
* I can mash potatoes *
414
00:22:22,208 --> 00:22:24,010
* and I can do the twist *
415
00:22:24,076 --> 00:22:25,244
* I can do the twist *
416
00:22:25,311 --> 00:22:27,213
* now, won't you
Tell me, baby *
417
00:22:27,279 --> 00:22:28,347
* tell me, baby *
418
00:22:28,415 --> 00:22:29,849
* do you like it
Like this? *
419
00:22:29,916 --> 00:22:31,851
* do you like it
Like this? *
420
00:22:31,918 --> 00:22:33,219
* tell me *
421
00:22:33,285 --> 00:22:34,954
* tell me *
422
00:22:35,021 --> 00:22:36,255
* tell me *
423
00:22:36,322 --> 00:22:37,256
Ow!
424
00:22:37,323 --> 00:22:39,125
* now, do you love me *
425
00:22:39,191 --> 00:22:40,292
* do you love me *
426
00:22:40,359 --> 00:22:42,261
* now, do you love me *
427
00:22:42,328 --> 00:22:43,329
* do you love me *
428
00:22:43,396 --> 00:22:45,197
* do you love me *
429
00:22:45,264 --> 00:22:46,566
* do you love me *
430
00:22:46,633 --> 00:22:51,170
* now that I can dance? *
431
00:22:51,237 --> 00:22:52,872
* dance *
432
00:22:52,939 --> 00:22:54,441
* dance *
433
00:22:54,507 --> 00:22:56,976
* now that I can dance? *
434
00:22:57,043 --> 00:23:02,649
* yeah *
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