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What are you doing?
I'm studying.
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Edward, your study habits
Are pitiful.
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How are you doing
In school anyway?
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Oh, no sweat, dad. I'm sure
I'm getting straight c's.
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And with any luck,
A shot at a b.
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Well, that's a relief.
What subject?
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Wood shop.
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I'm getting pretty good
With shellac.
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* it's a rare condition *
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* in this day and age *
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* to read any good news
On the newspaper page *
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* and love and tradition
Of the grand design *
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* some people say
Is even harder to find *
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* well, then, there must be
Some magic clue *
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* inside these gentle walls *
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* 'cause all I see
Is a tower of dreams *
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* real love burstin'
Out of every seam *
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* as days go by *
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* we're gonna fill our house
With happiness *
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* the moon may cry *
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* but we'll smother the blues
With tenderness *
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* as days go by *
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* there's room for you
Room for me *
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* for gentle hearts
And opportunity *
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* as days go by *
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* it's the bigger love
Of the family **
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You know, I haven't
Colored in years.
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I forgot how good I was.
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Notice my use of
Contrast and shadowing
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To create
The illusion of depth.
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Too bad you didn't
Stay in the lines.
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We have got to
Do something with eddie.
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I'm open.
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Harriette,
I'm worried about him.
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His study habits
Are terrible.
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Carl, it's his first semester
In high school. He's adjusting.
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Took him a month to
Settle on a three-ring binder.
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Yes, and then he went out
And bought two-hole paper.
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Harriette, he's
In high school now.
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Without good grades, he'll
Never get into college.
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Without college, he'll
Never get a good job.
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And without a job,
He'll live here forever.
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That's it. We're
Hiring a tutor.
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I'm finished studying
For tonight.
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Hey, grab a crayon.
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You can color
With us.
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No, thanks. I don't want
To overload my brain.
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Tying your shoes
Overloads your brain.
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Oh, yeah? I can tie my shoes
With both hands behind my back.
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I rest my case.
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Alright, everyone,
It's that time again.
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And will the lovely
Report card lady
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Hand me the envelopes,
Please?
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[hums a fanfare]
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Carl, will you
Just open them?
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This ritual is
As much fun as a root canal.
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Harriette, this is
A winslow family tradition.
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Now, $5.00 an "A" is
An excellent incentive.
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What's an incentive?
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Look it up.
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Judy winslow,
Come on down!
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Let's see how you did.
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Ooh, two as
And three bs. Very good.
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Here is $10.
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Thanks, dad.
I'm rich!
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Laura winslow, come on down!
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As usual, another
Excellent report card.
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English--"A,"
Mathematics--"A,"
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Physical education--"A,"
Music--"A,"
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Science--a,
History--b-plus.
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A b-plus?
Let me see that.
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I don't believe this.
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I always get
Straight as.
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I've never gotten
A "B" in my life.
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Cool down, laura,
It's an excellent report card.
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Here's $25.
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I'll take it,
But I'm not happy.
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And now you, edward.
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Dad, listen, before
You open my report card,
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There something
You ought to know.
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My science teacher
Hates me.
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Oh, and during
My math exam,
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I got extremely dizzy.
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I think I have
An outer ear infection.
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Carl, it can't be that bad.
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What?
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I didn't get the "B"
In wood shop?
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Come over here, son.
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How did you do it?
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Do what?
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Eddie got
Straight as.
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Our eddie? This eddie?
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Eddie winslow?
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I can't believe it.
You can't believe it?
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This is a dream
Come true.
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Well, six as,
5 bucks apiece,
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You owe me
40 bucks, dad.
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5 times 6 is 30. He
Can't even multiply.
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I got an "A" in math
That says I can.
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00:07:12,866 --> 00:07:16,604
Uh, son, I seem to be
A little short.
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I didn't expect to pay
Out this much cash.
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Perhaps I can get some
Financial assistance
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From the lovely
Report card lady.
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If you call me report
Card lady once more,
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You'll spend the night
In detention.
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Perhaps
You'll take a check.
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Hi, mom.
Hi, aunt rachel.
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Hi, laura.
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Hi, baby.
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Honey, you'll feel better
If you watch tv.
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Wall street
Weekend review is on.
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No, I don't deserve to have fun
Until I get an a in history.
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Good to see carl's incentive
Program working so well
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[knock on door]
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I'll get it.
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Hi, rodney.
Hello. Mrs. Crawford.
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It's good
To see you.
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Aah!
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Rodney, I hate it
When you do that.
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Come on.
It's a joke.
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Rodney,
Don't be putting
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Any of that fake vomit
In my kitchen.
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If you're looking for eddie,
He's in his room.
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Thanks.
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And don't be putting
Any saran wrap on
The toilet seats.
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Ohh.
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Hey, rodney.
Ohh.
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What's wrong?
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I don't know.
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I feel kind of sick.
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That was great.
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Come on. Let's go
To the movies.
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I need to study. I really
Want to keep up my grades.
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Yeah, right. I guess
You got your report card.
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Funny, huh?
Yeah.
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What are you
Talking about?
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You got straight as,
Right?
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How did you know?
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We all did.
Really?
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Yeah. I made fake report cards
On my computer.
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I mailed them out.
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The real ones don't come
Till tomorrow.
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You mean, these aren't
My real grades?
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Not unless you had
A brain transplant.
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00:10:04,838 --> 00:10:08,308
Man, I thought
I was smart.
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00:10:08,375 --> 00:10:10,177
You thought
You were smart?
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00:10:10,243 --> 00:10:11,745
What are you, stupid?
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00:10:13,847 --> 00:10:15,816
Dad's going to kill me.
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00:10:28,428 --> 00:10:31,031
Hi, mom.
Hi, aunt rachel.
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00:10:31,098 --> 00:10:31,999
Hi, honey.
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I'm making cookies.
Want some?
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00:10:35,736 --> 00:10:37,404
No, thanks.
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00:10:37,470 --> 00:10:39,206
Cookies will
Make me happy.
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I don't deserve
To be happy.
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Got any liver?
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Laura, I know
You feel bad about
Your report card,
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But you did well.
You always do.
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Mom, you don't understand.
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I wanted to go to
A top law school--
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Harvard, yale,
Or michigan.
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00:11:00,560 --> 00:11:03,363
I don't want to end up at
The university of bubba.
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You talk to her.
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She won't
Listen to me.
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00:11:08,869 --> 00:11:10,237
You know, laura,
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00:11:10,303 --> 00:11:13,306
I got in to college
Without straight as.
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Really?
Yes.
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I was
A well-rounded student.
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I was newspaper editor,
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00:11:18,846 --> 00:11:21,681
I was in the drama club,
And marching band.
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00:11:21,749 --> 00:11:24,785
You're musical.
How about marching band?
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00:11:24,852 --> 00:11:26,954
Aunt rachel,
I play the piano.
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00:11:28,255 --> 00:11:30,090
Yeah, it would be hard
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Pushing that across
The football field.
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That b-plus will be
Hanging over my head
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For the rest of my life.
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00:11:40,500 --> 00:11:42,770
Oh, darn!
What's the matter?
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00:11:42,836 --> 00:11:45,405
Look at these cookies.
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I'll have
To throw them out.
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They look
Fine to me.
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Not me.
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00:11:50,010 --> 00:11:52,379
That one doesn't
Have enough chips.
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Who cares.
It will still taste good.
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00:11:54,314 --> 00:11:57,417
No. If they all aren't perfect,
They have to go.
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00:11:57,484 --> 00:12:02,122
But you don't
Throw cookies out
Just because one--
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00:12:02,189 --> 00:12:04,324
Ohh...
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00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:07,094
I get it.
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00:12:07,160 --> 00:12:08,595
This is one of those
Parent tricks
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Where you try
To tell me something
Without telling me.
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Did it work?
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I don't know let me eat
A few cookies,
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00:12:17,871 --> 00:12:19,406
And I'll think about it.
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Hi, honey.
Hi, honey.
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That dry cleaner did
A great job on your uniform.
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They even removed
The jelly stain.
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Ohh, that's great.
Great.
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00:12:36,356 --> 00:12:38,625
But look at these
College brochures
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I got for eddie.
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00:12:39,927 --> 00:12:43,463
With his grades,
He can go to any school.
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Harvard...Yale...Columbia.
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00:12:48,468 --> 00:12:51,738
You're getting carried away
With this grade thing.
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00:12:51,805 --> 00:12:53,406
Laura thought
Her life was over
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Because of one b-plus.
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00:12:54,975 --> 00:12:57,610
Harriette, she just
Knows the competition.
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00:12:57,677 --> 00:12:59,980
Nowadays, there's
No room for average.
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00:13:00,047 --> 00:13:02,482
You're either a shark
Or you're fish bait.
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00:13:04,918 --> 00:13:06,786
Hi, mom. Hi, dad.
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00:13:06,854 --> 00:13:08,088
Hi, baby.
There you are, son.
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00:13:08,155 --> 00:13:09,823
I've been
Looking for you.
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00:13:11,925 --> 00:13:13,726
Look what
I got for you.
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Ta-da!
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00:13:15,896 --> 00:13:19,566
Oh, dad, it's just
What I've been wanting.
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00:13:19,632 --> 00:13:21,201
All for you, smart guy.
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00:13:23,236 --> 00:13:24,604
Careful with
That jacket.
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00:13:24,671 --> 00:13:26,506
Dry cleaning
Costs a fortune.
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00:13:28,608 --> 00:13:31,011
Dad, we need to talk.
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00:13:31,078 --> 00:13:32,679
You're absolutely
Right, son.
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00:13:32,745 --> 00:13:35,115
Take a look at these
College brochures
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From top ivy league
Colleges.
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00:13:37,084 --> 00:13:41,254
How would you like
To go to columbia?
220
00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:43,623
Why would I want
To go to columbia?
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I don't even
Speak spanish.
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00:13:52,332 --> 00:13:54,167
That's funny.
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00:13:54,234 --> 00:13:55,735
Keep your sense
Of humor.
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No matter how smart
You get,
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People love
Good humor.
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00:14:00,073 --> 00:14:01,708
That's good,
But listen--
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One thing
Before I forget.
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00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:06,679
I ran into a friend
Who went to harvard,
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00:14:06,746 --> 00:14:09,082
And I told him about
Your good grades.
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00:14:09,149 --> 00:14:12,152
He's arranged a meeting
With a harvard recruiter.
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00:14:12,219 --> 00:14:15,923
If you'd rather
Go to yale, it's alright.
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No pressure.
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Oh, hi, aunt rachel.
Hi, baby.
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00:14:27,534 --> 00:14:30,737
If you're working on your novel,
I won't bother you.
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00:14:30,803 --> 00:14:32,139
That's okay.
236
00:14:32,205 --> 00:14:34,007
I'm 800 pages
From the end.
237
00:14:34,074 --> 00:14:35,909
A few minutes
With you won't hurt.
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00:14:36,509 --> 00:14:37,544
Come on.
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00:14:42,682 --> 00:14:44,217
So...
240
00:14:45,018 --> 00:14:46,486
What's on your mind?
241
00:14:50,790 --> 00:14:53,493
Is something wrong?
242
00:14:53,560 --> 00:14:54,627
Well, yeah.
243
00:14:58,365 --> 00:15:00,267
Do you wanna talk about it?
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00:15:02,402 --> 00:15:03,570
Yeah.
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00:15:05,772 --> 00:15:07,174
Today?
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There was this little mistake
On my report card.
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A mistake?
248
00:15:16,016 --> 00:15:17,417
Yeah. Rodney
Figured out a way
249
00:15:17,484 --> 00:15:20,220
To make phony report
Cards on his computer,
250
00:15:20,287 --> 00:15:22,555
And he gave us
Guys straight as.
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Ooh.
252
00:15:29,396 --> 00:15:32,332
What grades
Did you really get?
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00:15:32,399 --> 00:15:35,068
Mostly cs
And a couple of bs.
254
00:15:35,135 --> 00:15:38,005
Well, that sounds
Pretty good to me.
255
00:15:38,071 --> 00:15:40,974
Yeah, but it's not
Good enough for dad.
256
00:15:41,041 --> 00:15:46,779
Oh...Well, what
Are you going to do?
257
00:15:46,846 --> 00:15:48,881
Well, I tried
To tell dad yesterday,
258
00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:51,251
But every time I did,
He gave me a present.
259
00:15:54,721 --> 00:15:56,889
So here's
What I was thinking.
260
00:15:56,956 --> 00:16:00,693
I'll study hard
And on my next report card,
261
00:16:00,760 --> 00:16:02,829
I'll get straight as,
262
00:16:02,895 --> 00:16:05,632
And that way
No one will get hurt.
263
00:16:10,603 --> 00:16:12,605
Well, that is a plan.
264
00:16:14,141 --> 00:16:19,112
Or I could
Just tell him the truth.
265
00:16:19,179 --> 00:16:21,881
I like that plan.
266
00:16:21,948 --> 00:16:25,152
I had a feeling
You'd say that.
267
00:16:25,218 --> 00:16:29,022
You have nothing to fear
If you tell the truth.
268
00:16:29,089 --> 00:16:31,124
It will be much worse
269
00:16:31,191 --> 00:16:34,827
If dad finds out
From someone else.
270
00:16:34,894 --> 00:16:37,030
You know, you're
A lot brighter
271
00:16:37,097 --> 00:16:39,299
Than people
Give you credit for.
272
00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:52,245
Ooh, what's the matter
With my little richie?
273
00:16:52,312 --> 00:16:54,214
He just started crying.
274
00:16:54,281 --> 00:16:58,218
Well, he's either wet,
Hungry, cranky, or tired.
275
00:16:58,285 --> 00:17:00,019
So change him,
Feed him, tickle him,
276
00:17:00,087 --> 00:17:01,554
And put him to bed.
277
00:17:05,792 --> 00:17:08,128
Come on, my little man.
278
00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:11,864
Hi, honey.
Hi, baby.
279
00:17:11,931 --> 00:17:12,999
Where's eddie?
280
00:17:13,066 --> 00:17:14,567
Out on the porch.
Hey, eddie!
281
00:17:14,634 --> 00:17:17,470
Come in the kitchen
For a second.
282
00:17:17,537 --> 00:17:18,338
What's that?
283
00:17:18,405 --> 00:17:19,939
It's a personal
Computer system.
284
00:17:20,006 --> 00:17:21,374
I bought it for him.
285
00:17:24,544 --> 00:17:25,578
Yeah, dad.
286
00:17:25,645 --> 00:17:29,249
Look what I got you.
Your own computer system.
287
00:17:29,316 --> 00:17:33,820
Comes with all this software,
A color monitor and motor.
288
00:17:35,255 --> 00:17:38,258
Dad...I've got
To tell you something,
289
00:17:38,325 --> 00:17:40,893
And I don't quite know
How to explain it.
290
00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:42,962
Try me, but go slow.
291
00:17:43,029 --> 00:17:44,731
I'm not
As smart as you are.
292
00:17:48,335 --> 00:17:49,869
My report card
Was a fake.
293
00:17:49,936 --> 00:17:51,271
For a second
I thought you said
294
00:17:51,338 --> 00:17:56,008
Your report card was a fake.
What did you really say?
295
00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:58,044
I said it was faked.
296
00:17:58,111 --> 00:17:59,412
Don't keep saying that.
297
00:18:01,514 --> 00:18:03,283
Rodney did it
On his computer.
298
00:18:04,651 --> 00:18:07,120
He gave all of his
Friends straight as.
299
00:18:09,222 --> 00:18:10,790
It's a fake?
300
00:18:10,857 --> 00:18:14,527
I tried to explain, but you
Never gave me the chance.
301
00:18:14,594 --> 00:18:17,464
Dad, I had nothing
To do with it.
302
00:18:17,530 --> 00:18:20,200
Here's my real
Report card.
303
00:18:27,807 --> 00:18:31,110
Eddie, this is your
Best report card yet.
304
00:18:31,178 --> 00:18:32,312
Carl, look.
305
00:18:32,379 --> 00:18:34,281
Four cs and two bs
306
00:18:35,648 --> 00:18:37,717
And no as.
307
00:18:39,152 --> 00:18:42,121
Yeah.
I guess I'm stupid.
308
00:18:49,229 --> 00:18:51,264
Maybe I'm the one
That's stupid.
309
00:18:59,206 --> 00:19:00,807
[knock on door]
310
00:19:01,474 --> 00:19:02,575
Yeah?
311
00:19:02,642 --> 00:19:04,911
Uh, it's me, son.
Can I come in?
312
00:19:06,446 --> 00:19:07,680
Sure.
313
00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:15,154
Edward, can I talk to you?
314
00:19:15,222 --> 00:19:16,423
Yeah.
315
00:19:20,327 --> 00:19:22,094
Son, I...
316
00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:24,964
I just wanted
To say I'm sorry.
317
00:19:25,031 --> 00:19:26,966
I let you down, dad.
318
00:19:27,033 --> 00:19:29,469
Edward, you
Didn't let me down.
319
00:19:29,536 --> 00:19:33,706
It's just that I overreacted
To the report card.
320
00:19:33,773 --> 00:19:36,909
You made me proud
By telling me the truth.
321
00:19:36,976 --> 00:19:39,579
I know
That wasn't easy.
322
00:19:39,646 --> 00:19:43,850
This was the first time
I felt like I was smart,
323
00:19:43,916 --> 00:19:45,952
And it really felt good.
324
00:19:46,018 --> 00:19:47,620
You and mom
Were proud of me,
325
00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:52,058
And I was looking
Forward to going
Back to school monday.
326
00:19:52,124 --> 00:19:54,961
But now it's back
To being stupid eddie.
327
00:19:58,698 --> 00:20:00,933
Son, look at me.
328
00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:04,371
You are not stupid.
329
00:20:04,437 --> 00:20:08,007
You may be a little
Undisciplined at times.
330
00:20:08,074 --> 00:20:09,075
Well, no,
Let's face it.
331
00:20:09,141 --> 00:20:10,643
You're very
Undisciplined.
332
00:20:11,944 --> 00:20:14,347
But, son,
You're not stupid.
333
00:20:14,414 --> 00:20:16,549
You've just
Convinced yourself
334
00:20:16,616 --> 00:20:18,418
That you're
Not smart.
335
00:20:18,485 --> 00:20:20,587
I get help from laura.
336
00:20:20,653 --> 00:20:23,656
Well, now, don't worry
About your sister.
337
00:20:23,723 --> 00:20:24,924
Edward, you
Just brought home
338
00:20:24,991 --> 00:20:26,759
Your best
Report card.
339
00:20:26,826 --> 00:20:30,930
And I have no doubt
You can do even better.
340
00:20:32,832 --> 00:20:35,201
You really think so?
341
00:20:35,268 --> 00:20:36,569
Son...
342
00:20:38,004 --> 00:20:42,174
I believe that you can
Do anything you want...
343
00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:43,843
If you work at it.
344
00:20:44,811 --> 00:20:46,178
I wouldn't
Be pushing you so hard
345
00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:47,747
If I didn't think so.
346
00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:51,250
You know, son,
347
00:20:51,318 --> 00:20:54,954
Your grandfather and I
Never went to college.
348
00:20:55,021 --> 00:20:57,256
We wanted to.
349
00:20:57,324 --> 00:21:01,227
But it just didn't
Work out that way.
350
00:21:01,294 --> 00:21:04,063
I guess the reason why
I got so carried away
351
00:21:04,130 --> 00:21:07,199
Was because I want you
To be the first winslow
352
00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:11,170
Ever to come home
With a college degree.
353
00:21:11,237 --> 00:21:13,773
Well, I want
To go to college, too.
354
00:21:13,840 --> 00:21:17,209
I know how important it is
To get a good education,
355
00:21:17,276 --> 00:21:20,347
And I hear college
Babes are really fine.
356
00:21:22,349 --> 00:21:24,584
Well, you keep trying,
357
00:21:24,651 --> 00:21:26,786
And you'll find
That out for yourself.
358
00:21:29,556 --> 00:21:31,691
I'm...Proud of you, son.
359
00:21:33,360 --> 00:21:34,927
You did good.
360
00:21:38,030 --> 00:21:39,231
Thanks, dad.
361
00:21:39,298 --> 00:21:41,634
It's, "You did well".
362
00:21:41,701 --> 00:21:45,071
I learned that
In english class.
363
00:21:45,137 --> 00:21:46,773
I stand corrected.
364
00:21:46,839 --> 00:21:48,808
Dad, you
Weren't really serious
365
00:21:48,875 --> 00:21:50,943
About sending me
To columbia, were you?
366
00:21:51,010 --> 00:21:53,880
You know there's a drug
War going on there?
367
00:21:57,684 --> 00:21:59,051
Son...
368
00:22:08,127 --> 00:22:09,829
So, how's eddie?
369
00:22:09,896 --> 00:22:11,531
Eddie is fine,
370
00:22:11,598 --> 00:22:15,402
And I've decided not
To put emphasis on grades.
371
00:22:15,468 --> 00:22:19,406
Does this mean
No report card lady?
372
00:22:19,472 --> 00:22:21,207
Absolutely.
373
00:22:21,273 --> 00:22:23,275
Puts too much pressure
On the kids.
374
00:22:23,342 --> 00:22:25,812
Besides, it was
Costing me a fortune.
375
00:22:27,647 --> 00:22:29,916
From now on,
I'm going to let the kids
376
00:22:29,982 --> 00:22:31,350
Go at
Their own pace.
377
00:22:31,418 --> 00:22:35,287
No more pushing.
378
00:22:35,354 --> 00:22:37,223
There's a mr. Stevens
At the door.
379
00:22:37,289 --> 00:22:39,426
He says he's
A recruiter from harvard.
380
00:22:39,492 --> 00:22:41,360
Oh, no. I forgot!
381
00:22:41,428 --> 00:22:43,396
I got to tell him he's
Way too early for eddie.
382
00:22:43,463 --> 00:22:45,598
Let me tell him.
I want to talk to him.
383
00:22:45,665 --> 00:22:49,836
About richie?
He's only 9 months old.
384
00:22:49,902 --> 00:22:51,771
I want to talk
To him about me.
385
00:22:51,838 --> 00:22:53,606
He's cute.
386
00:22:55,374 --> 00:22:57,877
So, harvard, huh?
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