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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,202 --> 00:00:04,113 Julie, you know I Have an amazing family. 2 00:00:04,137 --> 00:00:06,137 Yeah, I know. 3 00:00:06,206 --> 00:00:09,507 My family reaches into Every field, every endeavor, 4 00:00:09,575 --> 00:00:13,411 Sports, education, show Business, science, everything. 5 00:00:13,480 --> 00:00:18,149 In fact, do you know, Julie, my wife, my lover, 6 00:00:18,218 --> 00:00:19,984 Do you know that I have an uncle? 7 00:00:20,053 --> 00:00:21,185 His name is herman. 8 00:00:21,254 --> 00:00:25,390 And my uncle herman Is a sport's mechanic. 9 00:00:25,458 --> 00:00:28,759 A sport's mechanic? 10 00:00:28,828 --> 00:00:34,399 A sport's mechanic, he Fixes basketball games. 11 00:00:34,467 --> 00:00:37,335 ♪ 12 00:00:42,042 --> 00:00:44,442 ♪ welcome back ♪ 13 00:00:44,511 --> 00:00:48,179 ♪ your dreams were Your ticket out ♪ 14 00:00:48,248 --> 00:00:50,515 ♪ welcome back ♪ 15 00:00:50,583 --> 00:00:55,186 ♪ to that same old place That you laughed about ♪ 16 00:00:55,255 --> 00:00:57,221 ♪ well the names Have all changed 17 00:00:57,290 --> 00:00:59,557 Since you hung around ♪ 18 00:00:59,625 --> 00:01:01,492 ♪ but those dreams have remained 19 00:01:01,561 --> 00:01:03,861 And they've turned around ♪ 20 00:01:03,930 --> 00:01:06,064 ♪ who'd have thought They'd lead ya ♪ 21 00:01:06,132 --> 00:01:08,299 ♪ who'd have thought They'd lead ya ♪ 22 00:01:08,368 --> 00:01:10,046 ♪ back here where we need ya ♪ 23 00:01:10,070 --> 00:01:12,070 ♪ back here where we need ya ♪ 24 00:01:12,138 --> 00:01:14,205 ♪ yeah, we tease him a lot 25 00:01:14,274 --> 00:01:16,441 'cause we got him on the spot ♪ 26 00:01:16,509 --> 00:01:18,609 ♪ welcome back ♪ 27 00:01:18,678 --> 00:01:23,548 ♪ welcome back, welcome Back, welcome back ♪ 28 00:01:33,726 --> 00:01:35,538 Hey, um, mr. Kotter, you wanted To see me about something. 29 00:01:35,562 --> 00:01:36,562 What's up? 30 00:01:36,629 --> 00:01:38,474 Not me freddie, Woodman wants to see ya. 31 00:01:38,498 --> 00:01:40,498 Well, why here in the classroom? 32 00:01:40,567 --> 00:01:42,800 I don't know, he's been Acting very strange today. 33 00:01:42,868 --> 00:01:44,235 Real ethnic. 34 00:01:44,304 --> 00:01:47,505 He asked me where he Could buy some afro sheen. 35 00:01:47,574 --> 00:01:49,518 Yeah, you know mr. Woodman, Man, he's really out of it. 36 00:01:49,542 --> 00:01:54,579 You know, he thinks that Hank aaron is a country singer. 37 00:01:54,647 --> 00:01:56,024 Well, you're gonna have To face him alone, freddie. 38 00:01:56,048 --> 00:01:57,593 I've gotta take the Twins to the doctor. 39 00:01:57,617 --> 00:01:59,117 They're six months old. 40 00:01:59,185 --> 00:02:03,287 You know, the warranty's Gonna run out pretty soon. 41 00:02:03,356 --> 00:02:04,433 Good luck, see you tomorrow. 42 00:02:04,457 --> 00:02:05,568 Okay, I'll check you out, man. 43 00:02:05,592 --> 00:02:08,126 You be cool. 44 00:02:08,194 --> 00:02:10,995 Hey, blud. 45 00:02:18,438 --> 00:02:19,970 You talkin' to me? 46 00:02:20,039 --> 00:02:22,773 Right on, bro. 47 00:02:22,842 --> 00:02:24,275 Bro? 48 00:02:24,344 --> 00:02:26,577 Skin, man. 49 00:02:26,646 --> 00:02:28,146 Skin. 50 00:02:28,214 --> 00:02:30,248 You got it, baby. 51 00:02:30,316 --> 00:02:33,217 Now that that square's Put of the room, 52 00:02:33,286 --> 00:02:36,720 Maybe we can get down to it. 53 00:02:36,789 --> 00:02:40,358 You know where I'm comin' from? 54 00:02:40,426 --> 00:02:44,128 Yeah, but I don't know Where you're goin'. 55 00:02:44,197 --> 00:02:46,730 Have a squat, baby. 56 00:02:46,799 --> 00:02:50,568 Have a squat, baby? 57 00:02:50,637 --> 00:02:54,172 You had some experience working The radio station, haven't you? 58 00:02:54,240 --> 00:02:58,342 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, I work Part-time for wally the wow. 59 00:02:58,411 --> 00:03:01,245 You still got your chops? 60 00:03:01,314 --> 00:03:02,580 Yeah. 61 00:03:02,649 --> 00:03:05,583 That's groovy. 62 00:03:05,652 --> 00:03:07,363 'cause I want you to Start a radio station 63 00:03:07,387 --> 00:03:09,119 Here at buchanan. 64 00:03:09,189 --> 00:03:10,555 Me, seriously? 65 00:03:10,623 --> 00:03:12,122 Oh, that's cool. 66 00:03:12,192 --> 00:03:15,560 It's all right. 67 00:03:15,628 --> 00:03:18,929 You see, the board of Education, they want young people 68 00:03:18,998 --> 00:03:20,264 To get into broadcasting. 69 00:03:20,333 --> 00:03:22,344 So they're willing to put Up the money to any school 70 00:03:22,368 --> 00:03:24,001 That'll start a station. 71 00:03:24,070 --> 00:03:26,237 Hey, what do you say? 72 00:03:26,306 --> 00:03:28,872 You could be boss jock Of your own radio station! 73 00:03:28,941 --> 00:03:33,077 Yeah, yeah, I like it, I like It, but, wait, wait a minute. 74 00:03:33,145 --> 00:03:36,314 Why is this radio station so Important to you, mr. Woodman? 75 00:03:36,382 --> 00:03:37,648 Why? 76 00:03:37,717 --> 00:03:39,917 Because they're offering A trophy for the station 77 00:03:39,985 --> 00:03:42,420 With the highest ratings. 78 00:03:42,488 --> 00:03:45,189 You know somethin', freddie? 79 00:03:45,258 --> 00:03:48,726 We've never had a trophy. 80 00:03:48,794 --> 00:03:51,562 You mean, we ain't Ever win anything? 81 00:03:51,631 --> 00:03:57,368 All I got is a picture From clean skin week 82 00:03:57,437 --> 00:04:01,905 Of me shaking hands With peter the pimple. 83 00:04:01,974 --> 00:04:05,543 I want that trophy, freddie. 84 00:04:05,612 --> 00:04:07,811 And you're gonna win it for me. 85 00:04:12,084 --> 00:04:14,785 Take off your shoes, expose Your feet and get on down 86 00:04:14,854 --> 00:04:18,222 To the funky beat. 87 00:04:18,291 --> 00:04:20,291 This is wgim. 88 00:04:20,360 --> 00:04:22,693 That was a new group, Alonzo messem and the looters 89 00:04:22,762 --> 00:04:25,296 With their latest Single, you're so vain, 90 00:04:25,365 --> 00:04:29,233 You probably think This riot's about you. 91 00:04:29,302 --> 00:04:32,169 That's right, you're listening To wgim coming to you 92 00:04:32,238 --> 00:04:35,339 From our brand new studio At james buchanan high school. 93 00:04:35,408 --> 00:04:38,108 And now, it's time for Our special feature, 94 00:04:38,177 --> 00:04:41,679 Juan epstein our Consumer reporter. 95 00:04:41,748 --> 00:04:44,081 Juan epstein here, Your consumer reporter 96 00:04:44,150 --> 00:04:46,384 And comparative shopper. 97 00:04:46,452 --> 00:04:50,454 It's my job to make sure your Shopping dollar goes farthest. 98 00:04:50,523 --> 00:04:52,590 So you just send them In to me, and I'll take care 99 00:04:52,658 --> 00:04:53,957 Of it for you. 100 00:04:55,628 --> 00:04:59,663 Now, today's Report is on erasers. 101 00:04:59,732 --> 00:05:02,399 We all make mistakes, don't we? 102 00:05:04,303 --> 00:05:07,037 So, what do you look For in a good eraser? 103 00:05:07,106 --> 00:05:09,940 Well, first of all, you Want one that's gonna last 104 00:05:10,008 --> 00:05:13,210 A long time and erases Real, real good, you know, 105 00:05:13,279 --> 00:05:17,514 Without... Puttin' any Holes in the paper, 106 00:05:17,583 --> 00:05:18,893 Or else you're gonna Have a bigger mistake 107 00:05:18,917 --> 00:05:20,751 Than the one you Started with, right? 108 00:05:20,819 --> 00:05:24,020 And, you want an eraser That when you're erasin' 109 00:05:24,089 --> 00:05:27,090 There's not little tiny little Pieces of itself, you know, 110 00:05:27,159 --> 00:05:28,525 All over the paper. 111 00:05:28,594 --> 00:05:30,739 And then what happens is, You gotta take all your time 112 00:05:30,763 --> 00:05:34,197 Blowin' 'em off the Paper, like this, watch. 113 00:05:37,770 --> 00:05:41,338 Hey, who knows, you might Accidently breathe some 114 00:05:41,407 --> 00:05:42,640 Of this stuff in. 115 00:05:42,708 --> 00:05:45,509 You can wind up erasin' A lung or somethin', huh? 116 00:05:45,578 --> 00:05:47,010 Now you think about that. 117 00:05:47,079 --> 00:05:48,979 Washington, I wanna talk to you. 118 00:05:49,047 --> 00:05:50,259 We're on the air, mr. Woodman. 119 00:05:50,283 --> 00:05:54,050 Get him out of here, Ger him out of here. 120 00:05:54,119 --> 00:05:55,196 Come on, what's the problem? 121 00:05:55,220 --> 00:05:56,431 - washington. - what? 122 00:05:56,455 --> 00:05:58,922 No one's listening to wgim. 123 00:05:58,991 --> 00:06:00,068 Look at these ratings? 124 00:06:00,092 --> 00:06:02,326 Numbers never lie. 125 00:06:02,395 --> 00:06:04,038 Oh, look, I'm still Holdin' my time slot. 126 00:06:04,062 --> 00:06:05,396 Keep reading. 127 00:06:05,464 --> 00:06:07,998 Okay, look, see we got one, Epstein, our consumer reporter. 128 00:06:08,066 --> 00:06:10,534 He's doin' very well, it's A very informative show. 129 00:06:10,603 --> 00:06:12,814 And we got arnold horshack In the four o'clock news 130 00:06:12,838 --> 00:06:17,775 Which takes us Right down the drain. 131 00:06:17,843 --> 00:06:19,976 Hi, everybody. 132 00:06:20,045 --> 00:06:21,745 Hey, I'm real sorry I'm late. 133 00:06:21,814 --> 00:06:23,325 - hi, freddie. - hey, arnold. 134 00:06:23,349 --> 00:06:24,682 Excuse me. 135 00:06:24,750 --> 00:06:27,751 Well, that's about It for erasers. 136 00:06:27,820 --> 00:06:30,220 Now tomorrow's consumer Report is on where to buy 137 00:06:30,289 --> 00:06:34,491 Gym socks new and used. 138 00:06:34,560 --> 00:06:37,361 So, until then, this Is juan epstein sayin', 139 00:06:37,430 --> 00:06:39,162 Don't touch that dial. 140 00:06:39,231 --> 00:06:42,566 I know where most of you live. 141 00:06:42,635 --> 00:06:45,101 Take me away, arnold. 142 00:06:46,672 --> 00:06:48,639 Why, thank you, little juan. 143 00:06:48,708 --> 00:06:51,608 You sure look groovy today. 144 00:06:55,881 --> 00:06:58,515 You little scamp. 145 00:06:58,584 --> 00:07:00,150 Hello, everybody. 146 00:07:00,219 --> 00:07:01,618 This is arnold horshack. 147 00:07:01,687 --> 00:07:07,624 It's uh, 4:14, and it's time For the four o'clock news. 148 00:07:10,095 --> 00:07:14,765 Well, speaking of news, I got some good news, 149 00:07:14,834 --> 00:07:16,734 And I got some bad news. 150 00:07:16,802 --> 00:07:21,638 The good news is I Have no bad news. 151 00:07:21,707 --> 00:07:26,677 The bad news is, I Have no news at all. 152 00:07:26,746 --> 00:07:29,480 He's costing us the whole night. 153 00:07:29,548 --> 00:07:31,259 Couldn't we move Him to another time? 154 00:07:31,283 --> 00:07:34,385 Good, let's try the ice age. 155 00:07:34,453 --> 00:07:37,755 Dateline, big, big, Big time square. 156 00:07:37,823 --> 00:07:41,592 We were expecting a very Special human interest report 157 00:07:41,660 --> 00:07:45,662 From our roving reporter, Vincent scoop barbarino 158 00:07:45,731 --> 00:07:47,998 Who has been conducting Women in the street 159 00:07:48,066 --> 00:07:51,668 Interviews since last tuesday. 160 00:07:51,737 --> 00:07:56,407 Unfortunately, we haven't Heard from him since last tuesday. 161 00:07:56,475 --> 00:07:59,643 Vinnie, if you can Hear my voice, call 162 00:07:59,712 --> 00:08:02,846 When you catch your breath. 163 00:08:02,915 --> 00:08:04,748 He's the worst. 164 00:08:04,817 --> 00:08:06,327 Yeah, but you gotta Listen to that voice, man. 165 00:08:06,351 --> 00:08:08,196 He could be like Another cronkite 166 00:08:08,220 --> 00:08:10,888 Or another harry reasoner. 167 00:08:10,956 --> 00:08:13,590 Well he does remind me Of a famous radio star, 168 00:08:13,659 --> 00:08:16,059 Tokyo rose. 169 00:08:16,128 --> 00:08:18,896 Bye, bye, wji. 170 00:08:20,900 --> 00:08:23,667 So, for those of you tryin' to Make your sock budget stretch, 171 00:08:23,736 --> 00:08:26,336 Here's a helpful, handy hint. 172 00:08:26,405 --> 00:08:28,605 Used socks. 173 00:08:28,674 --> 00:08:30,340 Yeah, listen to that again. 174 00:08:30,409 --> 00:08:32,576 Used socks. 175 00:08:32,645 --> 00:08:34,511 They're really easy to come by. 176 00:08:34,580 --> 00:08:36,713 All you gotta do is check Out those supposedly 177 00:08:36,782 --> 00:08:39,416 Empty dryers at the laundry mat. 178 00:08:41,386 --> 00:08:45,889 Remember, what you put on Your feet is your business. 179 00:08:48,093 --> 00:08:50,293 You dump horshack, yet? 180 00:08:50,362 --> 00:08:52,429 Why I gots to be the one To do it, mr. Woodman? 181 00:08:52,498 --> 00:08:55,009 Well, I would do it, washington, But I don't want to deprive you 182 00:08:55,033 --> 00:08:58,134 Of a chance at learning one Of life's greatest lessons, 183 00:08:58,203 --> 00:09:01,004 How to step on a friend. 184 00:09:01,073 --> 00:09:04,975 All right, all right, I'll Do it, all right, I'll do it. 185 00:09:05,043 --> 00:09:07,043 But only because I'll let Arnold down a lot easier 186 00:09:07,112 --> 00:09:09,045 Than you would. 187 00:09:09,114 --> 00:09:11,815 Hi, everybody, look, I'm real sorry I'm late. 188 00:09:11,884 --> 00:09:13,450 Arnold, I gotta Talk to you, my man. 189 00:09:13,519 --> 00:09:16,419 Hey, freddie, could It... Wait for later? 190 00:09:16,489 --> 00:09:18,455 I gotta get my notes Organized, and I'm almost... 191 00:09:18,524 --> 00:09:20,557 Relax, horshack. 192 00:09:20,626 --> 00:09:22,960 You got more Time than you think. 193 00:09:25,130 --> 00:09:26,363 Come on, arnold. 194 00:09:26,431 --> 00:09:28,665 I... Sit down, arnold, I Gotta talk to you, come on. 195 00:09:28,734 --> 00:09:30,011 - you okay? - yeah, sure. 196 00:09:30,035 --> 00:09:31,480 - how's your day been, man? - what's up, freddie? 197 00:09:31,504 --> 00:09:33,203 Uh, well, how do ya feel? 198 00:09:33,271 --> 00:09:34,605 I feel fine. 199 00:09:34,673 --> 00:09:36,417 Hey, arnold, how Long we been friends? 200 00:09:36,441 --> 00:09:37,721 Come on, freddie, you know that. 201 00:09:37,776 --> 00:09:41,244 We've known each other Since, since the fifth grade. 202 00:09:41,313 --> 00:09:43,358 We got to know each other real Good 'cause we was both in there 203 00:09:43,382 --> 00:09:45,883 For two and a half years. 204 00:09:45,951 --> 00:09:47,161 We've been through A lot together, right? 205 00:09:47,185 --> 00:09:48,262 - we sure have. - we're good friends, right? 206 00:09:48,286 --> 00:09:49,486 -we're the best friends... 207 00:09:49,555 --> 00:09:50,765 I got some heavy stuff To tell you right now, 208 00:09:50,789 --> 00:09:51,800 So I hope you Can deal with this. 209 00:09:51,824 --> 00:09:53,134 You can tell me Anything, freddie. 210 00:09:53,158 --> 00:09:55,659 You see, like, um, I gotta Take you off the radio show 211 00:09:55,728 --> 00:09:58,161 Because your Ratings, they're lousy. 212 00:10:03,702 --> 00:10:06,136 See, I... Tired talkin' Mr. Woodman out of it, 213 00:10:06,204 --> 00:10:07,571 But he wouldn't listen to me. 214 00:10:07,640 --> 00:10:11,241 I mean, he says you're Bringin' the whole show down. 215 00:10:13,812 --> 00:10:17,380 Cancelled? 216 00:10:17,449 --> 00:10:23,086 Because of lousy ratings? 217 00:10:23,155 --> 00:10:28,291 I feel like betty white. 218 00:10:28,360 --> 00:10:30,060 Hey, listen, arnold. 219 00:10:30,128 --> 00:10:32,295 Hey, man, there's Nothin' I can do about it. 220 00:10:32,364 --> 00:10:33,508 I really tried talkin' to him. 221 00:10:33,532 --> 00:10:34,665 I really did, man. 222 00:10:34,733 --> 00:10:37,034 Hey, listen, freddie, It's not your fault. 223 00:10:37,102 --> 00:10:39,736 Don't feel bad, really. 224 00:10:39,805 --> 00:10:44,240 You're the one who Gave me my start. 225 00:10:44,309 --> 00:10:46,910 It was great while it lasted. 226 00:10:46,979 --> 00:10:49,245 Yeah. 227 00:10:49,314 --> 00:10:51,982 Hey, freddie? 228 00:10:52,051 --> 00:10:53,884 Could I ask you one last favor? 229 00:10:53,953 --> 00:10:54,885 Sure, arnold, anything you want. 230 00:10:54,954 --> 00:10:57,688 Go 'head, shoot, go 'head. 231 00:10:57,756 --> 00:11:00,190 Could I go on one last time? 232 00:11:00,258 --> 00:11:04,828 Just to say good-bye. 233 00:11:04,897 --> 00:11:06,597 Sure, my man, you got it. 234 00:11:06,665 --> 00:11:07,598 Thank you, freddie. 235 00:11:07,666 --> 00:11:09,566 You go in after Epstein, come on. 236 00:11:09,635 --> 00:11:12,502 You all right. 237 00:11:12,571 --> 00:11:16,740 And that's the way of the world. 238 00:11:16,809 --> 00:11:20,110 So stay tuned for Tomorrow's my special report is 239 00:11:20,178 --> 00:11:22,212 Hair in the cafeteria. 240 00:11:25,550 --> 00:11:29,019 All right, it's 4:25, and Here's arnold horshack 241 00:11:29,088 --> 00:11:34,024 With the four o'clock news. 242 00:11:34,093 --> 00:11:36,693 Thank you, little juan. 243 00:11:45,804 --> 00:11:48,605 Hello, everybody. 244 00:11:48,674 --> 00:11:51,775 This is arnold horshack. 245 00:11:51,844 --> 00:11:57,580 Today I have a very Important announcement. 246 00:11:57,650 --> 00:12:02,252 This is my last broadcast. 247 00:12:02,320 --> 00:12:06,356 I am being cancelled Because of bad ratings. 248 00:12:08,426 --> 00:12:12,362 Of course, I'm not Really surprised. 249 00:12:12,430 --> 00:12:15,498 This is just another Example of the win at any cost 250 00:12:15,567 --> 00:12:17,834 Attitude of our school system. 251 00:12:17,903 --> 00:12:21,872 Win at basketball, win at Baseball, win the ratings. 252 00:12:21,940 --> 00:12:25,876 We're so busy winning, we're Forgetting what we're losing. 253 00:12:25,944 --> 00:12:28,712 Our integrity, that's what! 254 00:12:28,781 --> 00:12:33,550 Somebody must've Spiked arnold's twinkies. 255 00:12:33,618 --> 00:12:35,429 Come on, come on, let's Just pull the plug on him. 256 00:12:35,453 --> 00:12:38,521 Nah, nah, if this is the way Arnold wants to go off, 257 00:12:38,590 --> 00:12:39,856 Let him. 258 00:12:39,925 --> 00:12:42,092 Look, I'm just a little guy. 259 00:12:42,161 --> 00:12:44,995 And I'm not sayin' I Got all the answers. 260 00:12:45,064 --> 00:12:47,798 But we gotta start somewhere. 261 00:12:47,866 --> 00:12:51,835 So I want everybody who Can hear my voice right now 262 00:12:51,904 --> 00:12:56,039 To get up, 263 00:12:56,108 --> 00:13:00,711 Go over to their windows, And I want you to yell, 264 00:13:00,779 --> 00:13:03,747 I'm fed up, arnold! 265 00:13:03,816 --> 00:13:07,184 And I don't care who knows it! 266 00:13:13,358 --> 00:13:15,592 That's right, that's Right, come on. 267 00:13:15,660 --> 00:13:18,361 Get up out of your Chairs, over to the window. 268 00:13:18,430 --> 00:13:22,232 Open it up, go 'head, go 'head. 269 00:13:22,300 --> 00:13:26,236 And I want you to Yell, I'm fed up, arnold! 270 00:13:26,304 --> 00:13:29,272 And I don't care who knows it! 271 00:13:29,341 --> 00:13:31,274 I'm fed up, arnold! 272 00:13:31,343 --> 00:13:37,080 And I don't care who knows it! 273 00:13:37,149 --> 00:13:39,249 All right! 274 00:13:39,317 --> 00:13:41,084 Big expose tomorrow. 275 00:13:41,153 --> 00:13:43,854 Big, big beep. 276 00:13:43,922 --> 00:13:48,759 The school dietician, She calls it chicken, 277 00:13:48,827 --> 00:13:51,027 I call it seagull. 278 00:14:05,778 --> 00:14:07,144 Look at these ratings. 279 00:14:07,212 --> 00:14:10,847 Horshack's a liar, Scandal monger, a mad man. 280 00:14:10,916 --> 00:14:13,283 So, you gonna take The mad man off the air? 281 00:14:13,351 --> 00:14:14,684 Are you kidding? 282 00:14:14,753 --> 00:14:17,120 He's a hit. 283 00:14:17,189 --> 00:14:19,134 I'm expanding his show And cutting yours down. 284 00:14:19,158 --> 00:14:20,257 Hey, wait. 285 00:14:20,325 --> 00:14:22,692 Hey, my listeners, man, They gonna be upset. 286 00:14:22,761 --> 00:14:25,195 He'll get over it. 287 00:14:25,264 --> 00:14:27,697 Quiet, it's time. 288 00:14:27,766 --> 00:14:31,534 And now, the moment You all been waiting for, 289 00:14:31,603 --> 00:14:36,572 Here he is, that mad Broadcaster buchanan himself, 290 00:14:36,641 --> 00:14:38,041 Arnold horshack! 291 00:14:54,759 --> 00:14:56,893 How do you feel? 292 00:14:56,962 --> 00:14:58,995 We're fed up, arnold! 293 00:14:59,064 --> 00:15:02,665 And we don't care who knows it! 294 00:15:02,734 --> 00:15:07,503 Why can't johnny read? 295 00:15:07,572 --> 00:15:12,608 We have schools, like This one, filled with books 296 00:15:12,677 --> 00:15:18,414 And teachers, and still, Johnny can not read. 297 00:15:18,483 --> 00:15:22,052 Why? 298 00:15:22,120 --> 00:15:25,555 Maybe johnny's dumb. 299 00:15:25,623 --> 00:15:31,094 Johnny can not read because There are not enough books. 300 00:15:31,163 --> 00:15:34,697 There are not Enough good teachers. 301 00:15:34,766 --> 00:15:39,903 Because there is Not enough money. 302 00:15:39,972 --> 00:15:40,972 The kid's gold! 303 00:15:41,039 --> 00:15:43,840 I love him, I love him! 304 00:15:43,909 --> 00:15:46,877 And why isn't there Enough money? 305 00:15:46,945 --> 00:15:50,247 Because the school board Has voted on a pay raise 306 00:15:50,315 --> 00:15:53,649 For vice principles. 307 00:15:53,718 --> 00:15:57,387 It's a long, overdue pay raise. 308 00:15:57,455 --> 00:16:02,192 But, who are these so Called, vice principles? 309 00:16:03,929 --> 00:16:06,529 Where do they live? 310 00:16:06,598 --> 00:16:08,664 How do they live? 311 00:16:08,733 --> 00:16:12,735 With whom and with What do they live? 312 00:16:15,473 --> 00:16:19,142 Shocking? 313 00:16:19,211 --> 00:16:21,044 Well, I should say. 314 00:16:21,113 --> 00:16:24,714 If a vice principle were a Nice principle, he would not be 315 00:16:24,783 --> 00:16:26,516 Called a vice principle. 316 00:16:29,354 --> 00:16:35,158 I want you to send telegrams, And let your voice be heard. 317 00:16:36,995 --> 00:16:37,928 Get on your feet. 318 00:16:37,996 --> 00:16:39,296 Let's hear it. 319 00:16:39,364 --> 00:16:43,800 We're fed up, arnold, and We don't care who knows it. 320 00:16:43,868 --> 00:16:47,870 We're fed up, arnold, and We don't care who knows it. 321 00:16:47,940 --> 00:16:49,172 Hallelujah! 322 00:16:49,241 --> 00:16:52,943 We're fed up, arnold, and We don't care who knows it! 323 00:16:53,011 --> 00:16:54,978 Well, I'm telling You, mr. Kotair, 324 00:16:55,047 --> 00:16:58,548 I'm fed up, and I don't Care who knows it. 325 00:16:58,616 --> 00:17:00,616 Freddie, I am surprised at you. 326 00:17:00,685 --> 00:17:03,719 I should think you'd be Happy about arnold's success. 327 00:17:03,788 --> 00:17:05,133 Julie, I don't Think it's jealousy. 328 00:17:05,157 --> 00:17:06,767 I think we're all a Little ticked off at how 329 00:17:06,791 --> 00:17:08,724 Arnold's handling this. 330 00:17:08,793 --> 00:17:12,062 Well, speakin' as a Consumer affairs person, 331 00:17:12,130 --> 00:17:14,998 I think you're usin' the Wrong kind of peanut butter. 332 00:17:15,067 --> 00:17:18,368 Juan, we are talking About arnold's problem. 333 00:17:18,437 --> 00:17:21,972 And, mr. Consumer reporter, I don't see that 69 cents 334 00:17:22,040 --> 00:17:24,140 Is throwing our money away. 335 00:17:24,209 --> 00:17:28,644 It is when you can by Mr. Cheaps for 27 cents a jar. 336 00:17:28,713 --> 00:17:30,080 27 cents a jar? 337 00:17:30,148 --> 00:17:31,547 How do they do that? 338 00:17:31,616 --> 00:17:35,352 He leaves the Peanuts in the shells. 339 00:17:35,420 --> 00:17:37,060 Look, freddie, There's nothin' I can do. 340 00:17:37,089 --> 00:17:39,189 Woodman is not gonna Take arnold off the air. 341 00:17:39,257 --> 00:17:41,402 He's got the biggest rating For a high school radio show 342 00:17:41,426 --> 00:17:44,494 Since name that street gang. 343 00:17:44,562 --> 00:17:46,429 I remember that show. 344 00:17:46,498 --> 00:17:51,334 I can name that Gang in two victims. 345 00:17:51,403 --> 00:17:54,404 Yeah, well it ain't Fair, all right? 346 00:17:54,473 --> 00:17:57,340 You know what I Think, mr. Kotair? 347 00:17:57,409 --> 00:18:00,343 I don't think arnold knows What he's talkin' about. 348 00:18:00,412 --> 00:18:02,612 Now, in class, that's okay. 349 00:18:02,680 --> 00:18:03,691 I mean, in your Class, nobody knows 350 00:18:03,715 --> 00:18:09,152 What he's talkin' about. 351 00:18:09,221 --> 00:18:11,388 Thanks a lot, freddie. 352 00:18:11,456 --> 00:18:13,823 They call them schools. 353 00:18:13,892 --> 00:18:15,291 But no one learns. 354 00:18:15,360 --> 00:18:16,493 Oh, that must be arnold. 355 00:18:16,561 --> 00:18:17,793 What's he doin' here? 356 00:18:17,862 --> 00:18:19,129 I asked him to come here. 357 00:18:19,197 --> 00:18:20,908 Listen, guys, give me a Few minutes alone with him. 358 00:18:20,932 --> 00:18:21,797 I got an idea, okay? 359 00:18:21,866 --> 00:18:23,133 Yeah, okay. 360 00:18:23,201 --> 00:18:25,079 But believe me, one of Your stories ain't gonna help 361 00:18:25,103 --> 00:18:27,337 Him this time. 362 00:18:27,406 --> 00:18:31,041 Why can't johnny read? 363 00:18:31,109 --> 00:18:35,745 Why can't arnold shut up? 364 00:18:35,813 --> 00:18:38,548 Hey, arnold, I got a Consumer tip for you. 365 00:18:38,616 --> 00:18:39,916 Call a plumber. 366 00:18:39,984 --> 00:18:44,521 Your mouth is backin' up. 367 00:18:44,589 --> 00:18:46,489 They look familiar. 368 00:18:46,558 --> 00:18:51,661 But, maybe not, I Know so many people. 369 00:18:51,729 --> 00:18:53,541 Honey, why don't you see How the girls are doing? 370 00:18:53,565 --> 00:18:56,032 I'd like to talk to the Mad broadcaster here. 371 00:18:56,101 --> 00:18:57,367 That's a good idea, honey. 372 00:18:57,436 --> 00:19:00,870 When the girls are Ready for kindergarten, 373 00:19:00,939 --> 00:19:05,575 Will kindergarten Be ready for them? 374 00:19:05,643 --> 00:19:07,243 He's all yours. 375 00:19:10,615 --> 00:19:13,015 Arnold, how ya doin'? 376 00:19:13,085 --> 00:19:14,551 Fine. 377 00:19:14,619 --> 00:19:16,219 Good, everything all together? 378 00:19:16,288 --> 00:19:20,022 Your mind, your body all Functioning as one unit? 379 00:19:20,092 --> 00:19:21,257 I guess so. 380 00:19:21,326 --> 00:19:23,193 Oh, I'm happy to hear that. 381 00:19:23,261 --> 00:19:25,306 You know, arnold, I've been A teacher now for about 382 00:19:25,330 --> 00:19:26,262 Three years. 383 00:19:26,331 --> 00:19:27,408 Why don't you sit down? 384 00:19:27,432 --> 00:19:28,731 Oh, thank you, very much. 385 00:19:28,800 --> 00:19:32,168 Some folks say I can teach Anybody almost anything. 386 00:19:32,237 --> 00:19:33,814 Well, this afternoon I'm gonna try and teach 387 00:19:33,838 --> 00:19:35,037 You something. 388 00:19:35,107 --> 00:19:35,905 You ready? 389 00:19:35,974 --> 00:19:38,941 Go 'head, go 'head. 390 00:19:39,010 --> 00:19:42,245 Last week you came out against Pay raises for vice principles 391 00:19:42,314 --> 00:19:44,114 And you got big ratings right? 392 00:19:44,182 --> 00:19:45,715 Right, right! 393 00:19:45,783 --> 00:19:48,851 So, this week, you came out Against pay raises for teachers. 394 00:19:48,920 --> 00:19:51,020 - yes? - yes. 395 00:19:51,089 --> 00:19:54,224 Arnold, you think It's easy for teachers? 396 00:19:54,292 --> 00:19:55,992 I'm a teacher. 397 00:19:56,060 --> 00:19:58,495 I have a wife and two Children to support. 398 00:19:58,563 --> 00:20:00,530 I gotta buy two sets of clothes. 399 00:20:00,599 --> 00:20:02,443 What am I gonna tell The girls if I can't do that? 400 00:20:02,467 --> 00:20:05,568 That they're one person With a lot of arms and legs? 401 00:20:05,637 --> 00:20:09,939 Well, maybe you Could tell... Quiet! 402 00:20:10,008 --> 00:20:12,808 Arnold, you know who Makes more than a teacher? 403 00:20:12,877 --> 00:20:15,245 Everybody. 404 00:20:15,313 --> 00:20:17,147 The girls who work At the photo mat, 405 00:20:17,215 --> 00:20:19,282 They make more than a teacher. 406 00:20:19,351 --> 00:20:22,952 Gee, I didn't realize that. 407 00:20:23,021 --> 00:20:24,220 Well, you know it now. 408 00:20:24,289 --> 00:20:27,723 And you, arnold, are Not just a sweathog. 409 00:20:27,792 --> 00:20:30,960 And I am not just a teacher. 410 00:20:31,029 --> 00:20:36,166 We are the classrooms Of the world. 411 00:20:36,234 --> 00:20:40,970 And you have tampered With the primal force 412 00:20:41,039 --> 00:20:43,939 Of education! 413 00:20:44,008 --> 00:20:49,312 And you will atone! 414 00:20:53,851 --> 00:20:58,221 Am I gettin' through To you, arnold? 415 00:20:58,290 --> 00:21:01,558 Arnold, let me make it simple. 416 00:21:01,626 --> 00:21:04,860 You can have as much flare and As much pizzazz as you want to. 417 00:21:04,929 --> 00:21:06,128 But, you gotta be honest. 418 00:21:06,198 --> 00:21:09,199 You can't build a career Based on half truths. 419 00:21:09,267 --> 00:21:11,307 Because if you do, your Fame and your popularity 420 00:21:11,369 --> 00:21:15,271 Are just a facade Based on a lie. 421 00:21:17,542 --> 00:21:19,809 I guess you're Right, mr. Kotter. 422 00:21:19,877 --> 00:21:21,277 Of course I'm right. 423 00:21:21,346 --> 00:21:24,880 And you're lucky, at least I didn't tell ya any stories. 424 00:21:27,985 --> 00:21:30,130 In the days that followed, Arnold horshack reported 425 00:21:30,154 --> 00:21:31,621 The complete story. 426 00:21:31,690 --> 00:21:33,690 But with the end of His bombastic tirades, 427 00:21:33,758 --> 00:21:36,092 Also came the end Of his high ratings. 428 00:21:36,160 --> 00:21:39,161 This has been arnold horshack With the four o'clock news. 429 00:21:41,266 --> 00:21:42,599 We're fed up with you, arnold. 430 00:21:42,667 --> 00:21:48,438 And we're not gonna Listen anymore. 431 00:21:48,506 --> 00:21:51,841 And she's the President of my fan club. 432 00:21:51,909 --> 00:21:54,510 Hey, I'm sorry it's goin' This way for you, my man. 433 00:21:54,579 --> 00:21:59,115 Yeah, you know, before I was unfair but flashy. 434 00:21:59,183 --> 00:22:02,017 Now, I'm fair and a flop. 435 00:22:02,086 --> 00:22:04,721 Well, at least you don't Resent me anymore, freddie. 436 00:22:04,789 --> 00:22:07,390 I never resented you. 437 00:22:07,459 --> 00:22:11,193 I just wanted to stuff You in your lunchbox. 438 00:22:11,263 --> 00:22:13,863 I guess I'm just A flash in a pan. 439 00:22:13,931 --> 00:22:16,832 You're the one who really Belongs behind this mic. 440 00:22:16,901 --> 00:22:18,268 Hey, thanks, arnold. 441 00:22:18,336 --> 00:22:22,037 Okay. 442 00:22:22,106 --> 00:22:24,574 More lousy ratings. 443 00:22:24,643 --> 00:22:28,043 You know you got beat By jefferson high's special 444 00:22:28,112 --> 00:22:32,782 The armadillo, Nature's little tank. 445 00:22:32,850 --> 00:22:34,417 It's exciting, huh? 446 00:22:34,486 --> 00:22:35,563 Pull your doors off, horshack. 447 00:22:35,587 --> 00:22:37,019 We'll never win that trophy. 448 00:22:37,088 --> 00:22:38,132 But, mr. Woodman, I think... 449 00:22:38,156 --> 00:22:39,400 It won't do you Any good, horshack, 450 00:22:39,424 --> 00:22:41,591 'cause I got you now! 451 00:22:41,660 --> 00:22:43,700 Ms. Fishback tells me that You have not been doing 452 00:22:43,728 --> 00:22:46,896 Your english homework since You started this radio stuff. 453 00:22:46,964 --> 00:22:48,409 And now, you're stayin' After school with me 454 00:22:48,433 --> 00:22:51,768 'till you catch up in english. 455 00:22:51,836 --> 00:22:54,136 This has been the story Of arnold horshack, 456 00:22:54,205 --> 00:22:57,206 The first person in history To be kept after school 457 00:22:57,275 --> 00:23:02,144 For bad ratings. 458 00:23:02,213 --> 00:23:04,814 Mr. Woodman, did I tell You my uncle simon died? 459 00:23:04,882 --> 00:23:06,582 Oh, I'm sorry to Here that, kotter. 460 00:23:06,651 --> 00:23:09,018 Oh, it's all right, it Happened 12 years ago. 461 00:23:09,086 --> 00:23:10,286 Twelve years ago? 462 00:23:10,355 --> 00:23:11,799 Yeah, well anyway, there's An interesting story. 463 00:23:11,823 --> 00:23:13,768 You see, my aunt rolla, She didn't have much money. 464 00:23:13,792 --> 00:23:16,158 So she asked my father if He could pay for the funeral. 465 00:23:16,227 --> 00:23:17,460 And he was happy to. 466 00:23:17,529 --> 00:23:20,463 Only, he kept getting These bills for $15 a month. 467 00:23:20,532 --> 00:23:21,942 He called her up, he said, Look, I was happy to pay 468 00:23:21,966 --> 00:23:23,411 For the funeral, but What's all these bills 469 00:23:23,435 --> 00:23:25,201 For $15 a month? 470 00:23:25,269 --> 00:23:26,681 My aunt rolla said, Well I had to burry him 471 00:23:26,705 --> 00:23:28,070 In a rented tuxedo. 472 00:23:37,649 --> 00:23:40,516 ♪ 473 00:23:45,590 --> 00:23:48,290 ♪ welcome back ♪ 474 00:23:48,360 --> 00:23:52,127 ♪ your dreams were Your ticket out ♪ 475 00:23:52,196 --> 00:23:54,296 ♪ welcome back ♪ 476 00:23:54,366 --> 00:23:58,968 ♪ to that same old place That you laughed about ♪ 477 00:23:59,036 --> 00:24:01,036 ♪ well the names Have all changed 478 00:24:01,105 --> 00:24:03,406 Since you hung around ♪ 479 00:24:03,475 --> 00:24:05,441 ♪ but those dreams have remained 480 00:24:05,510 --> 00:24:07,577 And they've turned around ♪ 481 00:24:07,645 --> 00:24:09,812 ♪ who'd have thought They'd lead you ♪ 482 00:24:09,881 --> 00:24:11,726 ♪ who'd have thought They'd lead you ♪ 483 00:24:11,750 --> 00:24:13,716 ♪ back here where we need ya ♪ 484 00:24:13,785 --> 00:24:15,885 ♪ back here where we need ya ♪ 485 00:24:15,953 --> 00:24:18,020 ♪ yeah we tease him a lot 486 00:24:18,089 --> 00:24:20,456 'cause we got him on the spot ♪ 487 00:24:20,525 --> 00:24:22,392 ♪ welcome back ♪ 488 00:24:22,460 --> 00:24:26,796 ♪ welcome back, welcome Back, welcome back ♪ 489 00:24:26,865 --> 00:24:28,964 ♪ welcome back, welcome back ♪ 490 00:24:29,033 --> 00:24:31,801 ♪ welcome back ♪ 491 00:24:31,870 --> 00:24:35,638 ♪ we always could Spot a friend ♪ 492 00:24:35,707 --> 00:24:37,973 ♪ welcome back ♪ 493 00:24:38,042 --> 00:24:39,909 ♪ and I smile when I think 494 00:24:39,977 --> 00:24:42,645 How you must've been ♪ 495 00:24:42,714 --> 00:24:44,680 ♪ and I know what a scene 496 00:24:44,749 --> 00:24:46,982 You were learnin' in ♪ 497 00:24:47,051 --> 00:24:49,184 ♪ was there Something that made you 498 00:24:49,253 --> 00:24:51,086 Come back again ♪ 499 00:24:51,155 --> 00:24:53,489 ♪ then what could ever lead ya ♪ 500 00:24:53,558 --> 00:24:55,558 ♪ what could ever lead ya ♪ 501 00:24:55,627 --> 00:24:57,560 ♪ back here where we need ya ♪ 502 00:24:57,629 --> 00:24:59,361 ♪ back here where we need ya ♪ 503 00:24:59,431 --> 00:25:01,597 ♪ yeah we tease him a lot 504 00:25:01,666 --> 00:25:03,833 'cause we got him on the spot ♪ 505 00:25:03,902 --> 00:25:05,902 ♪ welcome back ♪ 506 00:25:05,970 --> 00:25:07,810 ♪ welcome back, welcome Back, welcome back ♪♪ 37138

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