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Julie, you know I
Have an amazing family.
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Yeah, I know.
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My family reaches into
Every field, every endeavor,
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Sports, education, show
Business, science, everything.
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In fact, do you know,
Julie, my wife, my lover,
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Do you know that
I have an uncle?
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His name is herman.
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And my uncle herman
Is a sport's mechanic.
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A sport's mechanic?
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A sport's mechanic, he
Fixes basketball games.
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♪
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♪ welcome back ♪
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♪ your dreams were
Your ticket out ♪
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♪ welcome back ♪
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♪ to that same old place
That you laughed about ♪
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♪ well the names
Have all changed
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Since you hung around ♪
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♪ but those dreams have remained
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And they've turned around ♪
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♪ who'd have thought
They'd lead ya ♪
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♪ who'd have thought
They'd lead ya ♪
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♪ back here where we need ya ♪
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♪ back here where we need ya ♪
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♪ yeah, we tease him a lot
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'cause we got him on the spot ♪
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♪ welcome back ♪
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♪ welcome back, welcome
Back, welcome back ♪
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Hey, um, mr. Kotter, you wanted
To see me about something.
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What's up?
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Not me freddie,
Woodman wants to see ya.
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Well, why here in the classroom?
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I don't know, he's been
Acting very strange today.
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Real ethnic.
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He asked me where he
Could buy some afro sheen.
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Yeah, you know mr. Woodman,
Man, he's really out of it.
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You know, he thinks that
Hank aaron is a country singer.
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Well, you're gonna have
To face him alone, freddie.
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I've gotta take the
Twins to the doctor.
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They're six months old.
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You know, the warranty's
Gonna run out pretty soon.
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Good luck, see you tomorrow.
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Okay, I'll check you out, man.
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You be cool.
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Hey, blud.
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You talkin' to me?
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Right on, bro.
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Bro?
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Skin, man.
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Skin.
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You got it, baby.
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Now that that square's
Put of the room,
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Maybe we can get down to it.
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You know where I'm comin' from?
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Yeah, but I don't know
Where you're goin'.
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Have a squat, baby.
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Have a squat, baby?
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You had some experience working
The radio station, haven't you?
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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, I work
Part-time for wally the wow.
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You still got your chops?
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Yeah.
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That's groovy.
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'cause I want you to
Start a radio station
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Here at buchanan.
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Me, seriously?
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Oh, that's cool.
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It's all right.
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You see, the board of
Education, they want young people
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To get into broadcasting.
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So they're willing to put
Up the money to any school
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That'll start a station.
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Hey, what do you say?
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You could be boss jock
Of your own radio station!
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Yeah, yeah, I like it, I like
It, but, wait, wait a minute.
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Why is this radio station so
Important to you, mr. Woodman?
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Why?
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Because they're offering
A trophy for the station
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With the highest ratings.
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You know somethin', freddie?
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We've never had a trophy.
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You mean, we ain't
Ever win anything?
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All I got is a picture
From clean skin week
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Of me shaking hands
With peter the pimple.
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I want that trophy, freddie.
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And you're gonna win it for me.
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Take off your shoes, expose
Your feet and get on down
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To the funky beat.
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This is wgim.
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That was a new group,
Alonzo messem and the looters
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With their latest
Single, you're so vain,
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You probably think
This riot's about you.
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That's right, you're listening
To wgim coming to you
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From our brand new studio
At james buchanan high school.
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And now, it's time for
Our special feature,
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Juan epstein our
Consumer reporter.
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Juan epstein here,
Your consumer reporter
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And comparative shopper.
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It's my job to make sure your
Shopping dollar goes farthest.
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So you just send them
In to me, and I'll take care
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Of it for you.
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Now, today's
Report is on erasers.
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We all make mistakes, don't we?
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So, what do you look
For in a good eraser?
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Well, first of all, you
Want one that's gonna last
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A long time and erases
Real, real good, you know,
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Without... Puttin' any
Holes in the paper,
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Or else you're gonna
Have a bigger mistake
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Than the one you
Started with, right?
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And, you want an eraser
That when you're erasin'
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There's not little tiny little
Pieces of itself, you know,
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All over the paper.
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And then what happens is,
You gotta take all your time
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Blowin' 'em off the
Paper, like this, watch.
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Hey, who knows, you might
Accidently breathe some
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Of this stuff in.
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You can wind up erasin'
A lung or somethin', huh?
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Now you think about that.
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Washington, I wanna talk to you.
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We're on the air, mr. Woodman.
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Get him out of here,
Ger him out of here.
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Come on, what's the problem?
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- washington.
- what?
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No one's listening to wgim.
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Look at these ratings?
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Numbers never lie.
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Oh, look, I'm still
Holdin' my time slot.
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Keep reading.
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Okay, look, see we got one,
Epstein, our consumer reporter.
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He's doin' very well, it's
A very informative show.
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And we got arnold horshack
In the four o'clock news
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Which takes us
Right down the drain.
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Hi, everybody.
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Hey, I'm real sorry I'm late.
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- hi, freddie.
- hey, arnold.
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Excuse me.
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Well, that's about
It for erasers.
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Now tomorrow's consumer
Report is on where to buy
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Gym socks new and used.
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So, until then, this
Is juan epstein sayin',
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Don't touch that dial.
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I know where most of you live.
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Take me away, arnold.
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Why, thank you, little juan.
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You sure look groovy today.
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You little scamp.
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Hello, everybody.
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This is arnold horshack.
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It's uh, 4:14, and it's time
For the four o'clock news.
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Well, speaking of news,
I got some good news,
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And I got some bad news.
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The good news is I
Have no bad news.
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The bad news is, I
Have no news at all.
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He's costing us the whole night.
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Couldn't we move
Him to another time?
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Good, let's try the ice age.
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Dateline, big, big,
Big time square.
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We were expecting a very
Special human interest report
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From our roving reporter,
Vincent scoop barbarino
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Who has been conducting
Women in the street
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Interviews since last tuesday.
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Unfortunately, we haven't
Heard from him since last tuesday.
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Vinnie, if you can
Hear my voice, call
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When you catch your breath.
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He's the worst.
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Yeah, but you gotta
Listen to that voice, man.
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He could be like
Another cronkite
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Or another harry reasoner.
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Well he does remind me
Of a famous radio star,
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Tokyo rose.
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Bye, bye, wji.
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So, for those of you tryin' to
Make your sock budget stretch,
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Here's a helpful, handy hint.
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Used socks.
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Yeah, listen to that again.
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Used socks.
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They're really easy to come by.
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All you gotta do is check
Out those supposedly
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Empty dryers at the laundry mat.
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Remember, what you put on
Your feet is your business.
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You dump horshack, yet?
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Why I gots to be the one
To do it, mr. Woodman?
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Well, I would do it, washington,
But I don't want to deprive you
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Of a chance at learning one
Of life's greatest lessons,
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How to step on a friend.
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All right, all right, I'll
Do it, all right, I'll do it.
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But only because I'll let
Arnold down a lot easier
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Than you would.
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Hi, everybody, look,
I'm real sorry I'm late.
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Arnold, I gotta
Talk to you, my man.
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Hey, freddie, could
It... Wait for later?
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I gotta get my notes
Organized, and I'm almost...
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Relax, horshack.
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You got more
Time than you think.
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Come on, arnold.
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I... Sit down, arnold, I
Gotta talk to you, come on.
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- you okay?
- yeah, sure.
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- how's your day been, man?
- what's up, freddie?
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Uh, well, how do ya feel?
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I feel fine.
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Hey, arnold, how
Long we been friends?
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Come on, freddie, you know that.
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We've known each other
Since, since the fifth grade.
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We got to know each other real
Good 'cause we was both in there
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For two and a half years.
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We've been through
A lot together, right?
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- we sure have.
- we're good friends, right?
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-we're the best friends...
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I got some heavy stuff
To tell you right now,
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So I hope you
Can deal with this.
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You can tell me
Anything, freddie.
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You see, like, um, I gotta
Take you off the radio show
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Because your
Ratings, they're lousy.
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See, I... Tired talkin'
Mr. Woodman out of it,
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But he wouldn't listen to me.
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I mean, he says you're
Bringin' the whole show down.
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Cancelled?
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Because of lousy ratings?
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I feel like betty white.
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Hey, listen, arnold.
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Hey, man, there's
Nothin' I can do about it.
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I really tried talkin' to him.
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I really did, man.
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Hey, listen, freddie,
It's not your fault.
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Don't feel bad, really.
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You're the one who
Gave me my start.
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It was great while it lasted.
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Yeah.
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Hey, freddie?
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Could I ask you one last favor?
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Sure, arnold, anything you want.
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Go 'head, shoot, go 'head.
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Could I go on one last time?
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Just to say good-bye.
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Sure, my man, you got it.
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Thank you, freddie.
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You go in after
Epstein, come on.
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You all right.
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And that's the way of the world.
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So stay tuned for
Tomorrow's my special report is
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Hair in the cafeteria.
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All right, it's 4:25, and
Here's arnold horshack
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With the four o'clock news.
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Thank you, little juan.
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Hello, everybody.
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This is arnold horshack.
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Today I have a very
Important announcement.
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This is my last broadcast.
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I am being cancelled
Because of bad ratings.
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Of course, I'm not
Really surprised.
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This is just another
Example of the win at any cost
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Attitude of our school system.
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Win at basketball, win at
Baseball, win the ratings.
252
00:12:21,940 --> 00:12:25,876
We're so busy winning, we're
Forgetting what we're losing.
253
00:12:25,944 --> 00:12:28,712
Our integrity, that's what!
254
00:12:28,781 --> 00:12:33,550
Somebody must've
Spiked arnold's twinkies.
255
00:12:33,618 --> 00:12:35,429
Come on, come on, let's
Just pull the plug on him.
256
00:12:35,453 --> 00:12:38,521
Nah, nah, if this is the way
Arnold wants to go off,
257
00:12:38,590 --> 00:12:39,856
Let him.
258
00:12:39,925 --> 00:12:42,092
Look, I'm just a little guy.
259
00:12:42,161 --> 00:12:44,995
And I'm not sayin' I
Got all the answers.
260
00:12:45,064 --> 00:12:47,798
But we gotta start somewhere.
261
00:12:47,866 --> 00:12:51,835
So I want everybody who
Can hear my voice right now
262
00:12:51,904 --> 00:12:56,039
To get up,
263
00:12:56,108 --> 00:13:00,711
Go over to their windows,
And I want you to yell,
264
00:13:00,779 --> 00:13:03,747
I'm fed up, arnold!
265
00:13:03,816 --> 00:13:07,184
And I don't care who knows it!
266
00:13:13,358 --> 00:13:15,592
That's right, that's
Right, come on.
267
00:13:15,660 --> 00:13:18,361
Get up out of your
Chairs, over to the window.
268
00:13:18,430 --> 00:13:22,232
Open it up, go 'head, go 'head.
269
00:13:22,300 --> 00:13:26,236
And I want you to
Yell, I'm fed up, arnold!
270
00:13:26,304 --> 00:13:29,272
And I don't care who knows it!
271
00:13:29,341 --> 00:13:31,274
I'm fed up, arnold!
272
00:13:31,343 --> 00:13:37,080
And I don't care who knows it!
273
00:13:37,149 --> 00:13:39,249
All right!
274
00:13:39,317 --> 00:13:41,084
Big expose tomorrow.
275
00:13:41,153 --> 00:13:43,854
Big, big beep.
276
00:13:43,922 --> 00:13:48,759
The school dietician,
She calls it chicken,
277
00:13:48,827 --> 00:13:51,027
I call it seagull.
278
00:14:05,778 --> 00:14:07,144
Look at these ratings.
279
00:14:07,212 --> 00:14:10,847
Horshack's a liar,
Scandal monger, a mad man.
280
00:14:10,916 --> 00:14:13,283
So, you gonna take
The mad man off the air?
281
00:14:13,351 --> 00:14:14,684
Are you kidding?
282
00:14:14,753 --> 00:14:17,120
He's a hit.
283
00:14:17,189 --> 00:14:19,134
I'm expanding his show
And cutting yours down.
284
00:14:19,158 --> 00:14:20,257
Hey, wait.
285
00:14:20,325 --> 00:14:22,692
Hey, my listeners, man,
They gonna be upset.
286
00:14:22,761 --> 00:14:25,195
He'll get over it.
287
00:14:25,264 --> 00:14:27,697
Quiet, it's time.
288
00:14:27,766 --> 00:14:31,534
And now, the moment
You all been waiting for,
289
00:14:31,603 --> 00:14:36,572
Here he is, that mad
Broadcaster buchanan himself,
290
00:14:36,641 --> 00:14:38,041
Arnold horshack!
291
00:14:54,759 --> 00:14:56,893
How do you feel?
292
00:14:56,962 --> 00:14:58,995
We're fed up, arnold!
293
00:14:59,064 --> 00:15:02,665
And we don't care who knows it!
294
00:15:02,734 --> 00:15:07,503
Why can't johnny read?
295
00:15:07,572 --> 00:15:12,608
We have schools, like
This one, filled with books
296
00:15:12,677 --> 00:15:18,414
And teachers, and still,
Johnny can not read.
297
00:15:18,483 --> 00:15:22,052
Why?
298
00:15:22,120 --> 00:15:25,555
Maybe johnny's dumb.
299
00:15:25,623 --> 00:15:31,094
Johnny can not read because
There are not enough books.
300
00:15:31,163 --> 00:15:34,697
There are not
Enough good teachers.
301
00:15:34,766 --> 00:15:39,903
Because there is
Not enough money.
302
00:15:39,972 --> 00:15:40,972
The kid's gold!
303
00:15:41,039 --> 00:15:43,840
I love him, I love him!
304
00:15:43,909 --> 00:15:46,877
And why isn't there
Enough money?
305
00:15:46,945 --> 00:15:50,247
Because the school board
Has voted on a pay raise
306
00:15:50,315 --> 00:15:53,649
For vice principles.
307
00:15:53,718 --> 00:15:57,387
It's a long, overdue pay raise.
308
00:15:57,455 --> 00:16:02,192
But, who are these so
Called, vice principles?
309
00:16:03,929 --> 00:16:06,529
Where do they live?
310
00:16:06,598 --> 00:16:08,664
How do they live?
311
00:16:08,733 --> 00:16:12,735
With whom and with
What do they live?
312
00:16:15,473 --> 00:16:19,142
Shocking?
313
00:16:19,211 --> 00:16:21,044
Well, I should say.
314
00:16:21,113 --> 00:16:24,714
If a vice principle were a
Nice principle, he would not be
315
00:16:24,783 --> 00:16:26,516
Called a vice principle.
316
00:16:29,354 --> 00:16:35,158
I want you to send telegrams,
And let your voice be heard.
317
00:16:36,995 --> 00:16:37,928
Get on your feet.
318
00:16:37,996 --> 00:16:39,296
Let's hear it.
319
00:16:39,364 --> 00:16:43,800
We're fed up, arnold, and
We don't care who knows it.
320
00:16:43,868 --> 00:16:47,870
We're fed up, arnold, and
We don't care who knows it.
321
00:16:47,940 --> 00:16:49,172
Hallelujah!
322
00:16:49,241 --> 00:16:52,943
We're fed up, arnold, and
We don't care who knows it!
323
00:16:53,011 --> 00:16:54,978
Well, I'm telling
You, mr. Kotair,
324
00:16:55,047 --> 00:16:58,548
I'm fed up, and I don't
Care who knows it.
325
00:16:58,616 --> 00:17:00,616
Freddie, I am surprised at you.
326
00:17:00,685 --> 00:17:03,719
I should think you'd be
Happy about arnold's success.
327
00:17:03,788 --> 00:17:05,133
Julie, I don't
Think it's jealousy.
328
00:17:05,157 --> 00:17:06,767
I think we're all a
Little ticked off at how
329
00:17:06,791 --> 00:17:08,724
Arnold's handling this.
330
00:17:08,793 --> 00:17:12,062
Well, speakin' as a
Consumer affairs person,
331
00:17:12,130 --> 00:17:14,998
I think you're usin' the
Wrong kind of peanut butter.
332
00:17:15,067 --> 00:17:18,368
Juan, we are talking
About arnold's problem.
333
00:17:18,437 --> 00:17:21,972
And, mr. Consumer reporter,
I don't see that 69 cents
334
00:17:22,040 --> 00:17:24,140
Is throwing our money away.
335
00:17:24,209 --> 00:17:28,644
It is when you can by
Mr. Cheaps for 27 cents a jar.
336
00:17:28,713 --> 00:17:30,080
27 cents a jar?
337
00:17:30,148 --> 00:17:31,547
How do they do that?
338
00:17:31,616 --> 00:17:35,352
He leaves the
Peanuts in the shells.
339
00:17:35,420 --> 00:17:37,060
Look, freddie,
There's nothin' I can do.
340
00:17:37,089 --> 00:17:39,189
Woodman is not gonna
Take arnold off the air.
341
00:17:39,257 --> 00:17:41,402
He's got the biggest rating
For a high school radio show
342
00:17:41,426 --> 00:17:44,494
Since name that street gang.
343
00:17:44,562 --> 00:17:46,429
I remember that show.
344
00:17:46,498 --> 00:17:51,334
I can name that
Gang in two victims.
345
00:17:51,403 --> 00:17:54,404
Yeah, well it ain't
Fair, all right?
346
00:17:54,473 --> 00:17:57,340
You know what I
Think, mr. Kotair?
347
00:17:57,409 --> 00:18:00,343
I don't think arnold knows
What he's talkin' about.
348
00:18:00,412 --> 00:18:02,612
Now, in class, that's okay.
349
00:18:02,680 --> 00:18:03,691
I mean, in your
Class, nobody knows
350
00:18:03,715 --> 00:18:09,152
What he's talkin' about.
351
00:18:09,221 --> 00:18:11,388
Thanks a lot, freddie.
352
00:18:11,456 --> 00:18:13,823
They call them schools.
353
00:18:13,892 --> 00:18:15,291
But no one learns.
354
00:18:15,360 --> 00:18:16,493
Oh, that must be arnold.
355
00:18:16,561 --> 00:18:17,793
What's he doin' here?
356
00:18:17,862 --> 00:18:19,129
I asked him to come here.
357
00:18:19,197 --> 00:18:20,908
Listen, guys, give me a
Few minutes alone with him.
358
00:18:20,932 --> 00:18:21,797
I got an idea, okay?
359
00:18:21,866 --> 00:18:23,133
Yeah, okay.
360
00:18:23,201 --> 00:18:25,079
But believe me, one of
Your stories ain't gonna help
361
00:18:25,103 --> 00:18:27,337
Him this time.
362
00:18:27,406 --> 00:18:31,041
Why can't johnny read?
363
00:18:31,109 --> 00:18:35,745
Why can't arnold shut up?
364
00:18:35,813 --> 00:18:38,548
Hey, arnold, I got a
Consumer tip for you.
365
00:18:38,616 --> 00:18:39,916
Call a plumber.
366
00:18:39,984 --> 00:18:44,521
Your mouth is backin' up.
367
00:18:44,589 --> 00:18:46,489
They look familiar.
368
00:18:46,558 --> 00:18:51,661
But, maybe not, I
Know so many people.
369
00:18:51,729 --> 00:18:53,541
Honey, why don't you see
How the girls are doing?
370
00:18:53,565 --> 00:18:56,032
I'd like to talk to the
Mad broadcaster here.
371
00:18:56,101 --> 00:18:57,367
That's a good idea, honey.
372
00:18:57,436 --> 00:19:00,870
When the girls are
Ready for kindergarten,
373
00:19:00,939 --> 00:19:05,575
Will kindergarten
Be ready for them?
374
00:19:05,643 --> 00:19:07,243
He's all yours.
375
00:19:10,615 --> 00:19:13,015
Arnold, how ya doin'?
376
00:19:13,085 --> 00:19:14,551
Fine.
377
00:19:14,619 --> 00:19:16,219
Good, everything all together?
378
00:19:16,288 --> 00:19:20,022
Your mind, your body all
Functioning as one unit?
379
00:19:20,092 --> 00:19:21,257
I guess so.
380
00:19:21,326 --> 00:19:23,193
Oh, I'm happy to hear that.
381
00:19:23,261 --> 00:19:25,306
You know, arnold, I've been
A teacher now for about
382
00:19:25,330 --> 00:19:26,262
Three years.
383
00:19:26,331 --> 00:19:27,408
Why don't you sit down?
384
00:19:27,432 --> 00:19:28,731
Oh, thank you, very much.
385
00:19:28,800 --> 00:19:32,168
Some folks say I can teach
Anybody almost anything.
386
00:19:32,237 --> 00:19:33,814
Well, this afternoon
I'm gonna try and teach
387
00:19:33,838 --> 00:19:35,037
You something.
388
00:19:35,107 --> 00:19:35,905
You ready?
389
00:19:35,974 --> 00:19:38,941
Go 'head, go 'head.
390
00:19:39,010 --> 00:19:42,245
Last week you came out against
Pay raises for vice principles
391
00:19:42,314 --> 00:19:44,114
And you got big ratings right?
392
00:19:44,182 --> 00:19:45,715
Right, right!
393
00:19:45,783 --> 00:19:48,851
So, this week, you came out
Against pay raises for teachers.
394
00:19:48,920 --> 00:19:51,020
- yes?
- yes.
395
00:19:51,089 --> 00:19:54,224
Arnold, you think
It's easy for teachers?
396
00:19:54,292 --> 00:19:55,992
I'm a teacher.
397
00:19:56,060 --> 00:19:58,495
I have a wife and two
Children to support.
398
00:19:58,563 --> 00:20:00,530
I gotta buy two sets of clothes.
399
00:20:00,599 --> 00:20:02,443
What am I gonna tell
The girls if I can't do that?
400
00:20:02,467 --> 00:20:05,568
That they're one person
With a lot of arms and legs?
401
00:20:05,637 --> 00:20:09,939
Well, maybe you
Could tell... Quiet!
402
00:20:10,008 --> 00:20:12,808
Arnold, you know who
Makes more than a teacher?
403
00:20:12,877 --> 00:20:15,245
Everybody.
404
00:20:15,313 --> 00:20:17,147
The girls who work
At the photo mat,
405
00:20:17,215 --> 00:20:19,282
They make more than a teacher.
406
00:20:19,351 --> 00:20:22,952
Gee, I didn't realize that.
407
00:20:23,021 --> 00:20:24,220
Well, you know it now.
408
00:20:24,289 --> 00:20:27,723
And you, arnold, are
Not just a sweathog.
409
00:20:27,792 --> 00:20:30,960
And I am not just a teacher.
410
00:20:31,029 --> 00:20:36,166
We are the classrooms
Of the world.
411
00:20:36,234 --> 00:20:40,970
And you have tampered
With the primal force
412
00:20:41,039 --> 00:20:43,939
Of education!
413
00:20:44,008 --> 00:20:49,312
And you will atone!
414
00:20:53,851 --> 00:20:58,221
Am I gettin' through
To you, arnold?
415
00:20:58,290 --> 00:21:01,558
Arnold, let me make it simple.
416
00:21:01,626 --> 00:21:04,860
You can have as much flare and
As much pizzazz as you want to.
417
00:21:04,929 --> 00:21:06,128
But, you gotta be honest.
418
00:21:06,198 --> 00:21:09,199
You can't build a career
Based on half truths.
419
00:21:09,267 --> 00:21:11,307
Because if you do, your
Fame and your popularity
420
00:21:11,369 --> 00:21:15,271
Are just a facade
Based on a lie.
421
00:21:17,542 --> 00:21:19,809
I guess you're
Right, mr. Kotter.
422
00:21:19,877 --> 00:21:21,277
Of course I'm right.
423
00:21:21,346 --> 00:21:24,880
And you're lucky, at least
I didn't tell ya any stories.
424
00:21:27,985 --> 00:21:30,130
In the days that followed,
Arnold horshack reported
425
00:21:30,154 --> 00:21:31,621
The complete story.
426
00:21:31,690 --> 00:21:33,690
But with the end of
His bombastic tirades,
427
00:21:33,758 --> 00:21:36,092
Also came the end
Of his high ratings.
428
00:21:36,160 --> 00:21:39,161
This has been arnold horshack
With the four o'clock news.
429
00:21:41,266 --> 00:21:42,599
We're fed up with you, arnold.
430
00:21:42,667 --> 00:21:48,438
And we're not gonna
Listen anymore.
431
00:21:48,506 --> 00:21:51,841
And she's the
President of my fan club.
432
00:21:51,909 --> 00:21:54,510
Hey, I'm sorry it's goin'
This way for you, my man.
433
00:21:54,579 --> 00:21:59,115
Yeah, you know, before
I was unfair but flashy.
434
00:21:59,183 --> 00:22:02,017
Now, I'm fair and a flop.
435
00:22:02,086 --> 00:22:04,721
Well, at least you don't
Resent me anymore, freddie.
436
00:22:04,789 --> 00:22:07,390
I never resented you.
437
00:22:07,459 --> 00:22:11,193
I just wanted to stuff
You in your lunchbox.
438
00:22:11,263 --> 00:22:13,863
I guess I'm just
A flash in a pan.
439
00:22:13,931 --> 00:22:16,832
You're the one who really
Belongs behind this mic.
440
00:22:16,901 --> 00:22:18,268
Hey, thanks, arnold.
441
00:22:18,336 --> 00:22:22,037
Okay.
442
00:22:22,106 --> 00:22:24,574
More lousy ratings.
443
00:22:24,643 --> 00:22:28,043
You know you got beat
By jefferson high's special
444
00:22:28,112 --> 00:22:32,782
The armadillo,
Nature's little tank.
445
00:22:32,850 --> 00:22:34,417
It's exciting, huh?
446
00:22:34,486 --> 00:22:35,563
Pull your doors off, horshack.
447
00:22:35,587 --> 00:22:37,019
We'll never win that trophy.
448
00:22:37,088 --> 00:22:38,132
But, mr. Woodman, I think...
449
00:22:38,156 --> 00:22:39,400
It won't do you
Any good, horshack,
450
00:22:39,424 --> 00:22:41,591
'cause I got you now!
451
00:22:41,660 --> 00:22:43,700
Ms. Fishback tells me that
You have not been doing
452
00:22:43,728 --> 00:22:46,896
Your english homework since
You started this radio stuff.
453
00:22:46,964 --> 00:22:48,409
And now, you're stayin'
After school with me
454
00:22:48,433 --> 00:22:51,768
'till you catch up in english.
455
00:22:51,836 --> 00:22:54,136
This has been the story
Of arnold horshack,
456
00:22:54,205 --> 00:22:57,206
The first person in history
To be kept after school
457
00:22:57,275 --> 00:23:02,144
For bad ratings.
458
00:23:02,213 --> 00:23:04,814
Mr. Woodman, did I tell
You my uncle simon died?
459
00:23:04,882 --> 00:23:06,582
Oh, I'm sorry to
Here that, kotter.
460
00:23:06,651 --> 00:23:09,018
Oh, it's all right, it
Happened 12 years ago.
461
00:23:09,086 --> 00:23:10,286
Twelve years ago?
462
00:23:10,355 --> 00:23:11,799
Yeah, well anyway, there's
An interesting story.
463
00:23:11,823 --> 00:23:13,768
You see, my aunt rolla,
She didn't have much money.
464
00:23:13,792 --> 00:23:16,158
So she asked my father if
He could pay for the funeral.
465
00:23:16,227 --> 00:23:17,460
And he was happy to.
466
00:23:17,529 --> 00:23:20,463
Only, he kept getting
These bills for $15 a month.
467
00:23:20,532 --> 00:23:21,942
He called her up, he said,
Look, I was happy to pay
468
00:23:21,966 --> 00:23:23,411
For the funeral, but
What's all these bills
469
00:23:23,435 --> 00:23:25,201
For $15 a month?
470
00:23:25,269 --> 00:23:26,681
My aunt rolla said,
Well I had to burry him
471
00:23:26,705 --> 00:23:28,070
In a rented tuxedo.
472
00:23:37,649 --> 00:23:40,516
♪
473
00:23:45,590 --> 00:23:48,290
♪ welcome back ♪
474
00:23:48,360 --> 00:23:52,127
♪ your dreams were
Your ticket out ♪
475
00:23:52,196 --> 00:23:54,296
♪ welcome back ♪
476
00:23:54,366 --> 00:23:58,968
♪ to that same old place
That you laughed about ♪
477
00:23:59,036 --> 00:24:01,036
♪ well the names
Have all changed
478
00:24:01,105 --> 00:24:03,406
Since you hung around ♪
479
00:24:03,475 --> 00:24:05,441
♪ but those dreams have remained
480
00:24:05,510 --> 00:24:07,577
And they've turned around ♪
481
00:24:07,645 --> 00:24:09,812
♪ who'd have thought
They'd lead you ♪
482
00:24:09,881 --> 00:24:11,726
♪ who'd have thought
They'd lead you ♪
483
00:24:11,750 --> 00:24:13,716
♪ back here where we need ya ♪
484
00:24:13,785 --> 00:24:15,885
♪ back here where we need ya ♪
485
00:24:15,953 --> 00:24:18,020
♪ yeah we tease him a lot
486
00:24:18,089 --> 00:24:20,456
'cause we got him on the spot ♪
487
00:24:20,525 --> 00:24:22,392
♪ welcome back ♪
488
00:24:22,460 --> 00:24:26,796
♪ welcome back, welcome
Back, welcome back ♪
489
00:24:26,865 --> 00:24:28,964
♪ welcome back, welcome back ♪
490
00:24:29,033 --> 00:24:31,801
♪ welcome back ♪
491
00:24:31,870 --> 00:24:35,638
♪ we always could
Spot a friend ♪
492
00:24:35,707 --> 00:24:37,973
♪ welcome back ♪
493
00:24:38,042 --> 00:24:39,909
♪ and I smile when I think
494
00:24:39,977 --> 00:24:42,645
How you must've been ♪
495
00:24:42,714 --> 00:24:44,680
♪ and I know what a scene
496
00:24:44,749 --> 00:24:46,982
You were learnin' in ♪
497
00:24:47,051 --> 00:24:49,184
♪ was there
Something that made you
498
00:24:49,253 --> 00:24:51,086
Come back again ♪
499
00:24:51,155 --> 00:24:53,489
♪ then what could ever lead ya ♪
500
00:24:53,558 --> 00:24:55,558
♪ what could ever lead ya ♪
501
00:24:55,627 --> 00:24:57,560
♪ back here where we need ya ♪
502
00:24:57,629 --> 00:24:59,361
♪ back here where we need ya ♪
503
00:24:59,431 --> 00:25:01,597
♪ yeah we tease him a lot
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'cause we got him on the spot ♪
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♪ welcome back ♪
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♪ welcome back, welcome
Back, welcome back ♪♪
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