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How great do these new lamps look?
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They're fantastic.
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They are classy yet casual.
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Like the kennedys
playing touch football.
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Seriously, I love them!
Don't you love them?
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Honey, I gotta level with you.
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This is as excited I get
about anything i can't eat.
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You know what I think? I
think they really,
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finally pulled together our beach theme.
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Uh-huh. And...
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what else in here says "beach" to you?
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Uh... this starfish.
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Quick, somebody braid my
hair, 'cause I'm in jamaica.
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Come on! Let's fire up these bad boys.
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All right. Ahh.
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Ok.
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Ahh!
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Well. That is quite lovely.
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- Mine doesn't work.
- What?
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Maybe it's the bulb.
Switch bulbs with me.
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Ok.
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All right.
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- Ok.
- This is gonna do it.
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- Milady's bulb.
- Oh, thank you very much, kind sir.
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All right.
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There we go.
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It's even brighter than before, huh?
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You must've had a 100-watter in there.
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That's nice.
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You should geta 100-watter.
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You know, when... when
yours works.
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What are you doing?
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Reading.
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Under my new light.
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We've got to get this fixed.
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Yeah, we do.
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Til Death Season 2 Episode 7
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Til death is filmed in front
of a live studio audience.
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- Hey, babe.
- Hey.
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- What are you watching?
- It's part 4 of a&e's history of the blimp.
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I tivo'd it.
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Hey, you want to see it?
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Yeah, you know, I'm gonna
wait and watch it in hell.
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Hey, you know, um,
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it's been, like, a week.
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We really should get my lamp fixed.
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Yeah, we should.
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Yeah, we should.
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You realize, of course,
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that it's just a random coincidence
that I got the broken one, right?
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Oh, yeah. The chips
did not fall your way.
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I mean, we got 2 lamps, one
works, one doesn'T.
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It's crazy. Lamps, huh?
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Am I right?
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So we get his-and-hers lamps,
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and because mine is
broken, it is my problem?
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It's not your problem, but...
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"hers" is broken.
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- Uh... excme?
- Hers is broken.
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And his is lit up
like a firework display
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on the fourth of ju-ly!
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I-I-it would be nice if you
just showed a little concern,
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because if it was your
lamp that was broken,
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we'd be running back to the
store to fix it right now.
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Oh, now, that is not true.
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The only reason why we
haven't gotten it fixed
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is because we're very busy and
it's hard to get things done.
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Listen, honey, I am on your team.
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I mean, I want you to
have light, you know?
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There's no joy without light,
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and there's no light without joy.
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You know, I never want you to die,
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but when you do, I'm putting
that on your headstone.
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Ok, how about this?
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Until we fix it,
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you give me your lamp.
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Yeah, that's not gonna happen.
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- Y not?
- Well, because I read books in bed
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and you read magazines.
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Ok, first of all, I read books.
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- No, you don'T.
- Yes, I do!
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I read... I read the, um...
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the one where, uh,
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tom cruise is the lawyer.
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- The firm?
- Yes. Yeah.
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Ok. You do realize that tom
cruise wasn't in the book?
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My point is, I can read whatever I want,
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and I should have light to read it.
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Yes, of course you should,
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and I would like to help you.
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It's just we don't have the time.
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And... and I hate that we don'T.
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I mean, our priorities
are all out of whack.
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Damn it! When did we get like this?
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Ok, I gotta go.
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Hey, did you guys see
that blimp special last...
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Buh-buh-buh-buh! I'm
tivoing it.
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Let me ask you guys something.
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Joy and I, we got these
new lamps for the bedroom.
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It turns out mine
works and joy's doesn'T.
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And she keeps saying how
we have to get 'em fixed.
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So what do you think?
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My wife's nightstand... is
it really my responsibility?
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I say her side of the
bed is her problem.
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It's like cuba. You go over
there for sex and cigars.
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Well, maybe joy just wants
to feel like you care.
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I do care. Kind of like I
care about global warming.
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I mean, it's a real shame, but quite
frankly, it's al gore's headache.
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The thing is, the ladies like to believe
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that you're a team against the world.
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And that's what marriage is all about.
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I mean, we don't like that
we go to bed at the same time
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as our wives every night
even though we're not tired,
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but we do it, right?
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I mean, it's the cost of doing business.
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I'm sorry.
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Diyou say thatou and your wife go
to bed at the same time evnight?
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Yeah.
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Everyone does that, right?
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No.
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That... that's not a thing?
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That's a thing that you
shouldn't tell other guys.
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How... how long you
been doin' this?
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Our whole
relationship.10:30... lights out.
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Like... prison?
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I set the alarm!
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You got 5 seconds before the
hallway motion detectors get ya!
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Quick!
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Yay! That was fun.
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So, uh, I was talking to the guys at work,
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and I was telling them about how we
always go to bed together at the same time,
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and they were asking why we do that.
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Because we love each other.
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Agreed.
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Agreed. So much love.Um...
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just, uh, it just turns out
that none of them do it.
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So...
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guess I'm just pointing out
something i learned today,
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which is that not all grown men have...
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a bedtime.
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Are you saying you don't
want to go to bed with me?
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No! No, no, no. No!
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I'm just saying that
it's not a thing, you know?
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And I guess it would be nice
if I had the option to, you know,
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stay up, hang out.
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And do what?
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I don't know.
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Whatever the hell I want?
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Adorable.
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You got 5 minutes.
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What did you do, woman?
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Nothing.
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My lamp just...
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seems to be working now.
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Why? What's up with yours?
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Well... in a strange twist of events,
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mine seems to be not working.
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Huh.
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Don't "huh" me, joy joy.
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You switched the lamps.
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I did not!
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It's just a freaky coincidence.
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I mean, there's 2 lamps, one
works, one doesn'T.
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Crazy. Lamps, huh? Am i right
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and let's just see, now
that you have a broken lamp,
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how fast you run right out to fix it.
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You think you're pretty smart, huh?
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I'm all right, yeah.
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Well, you haven't proven anything,
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because I don't have
the time to fix your lamp
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and I don't have the time to fix mine.
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Ok.
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I'm very busy.
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Guess you'reon be in
the dark for a then.
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Guess I will.
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I'm a nice person.
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So she switched your lamps.
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Yeah.
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I know it, and she knows it.
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But I can't say anything.
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It's like a chess match, and
she's one move ahead of me.
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She's clever that way.
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Like those dinosaurs in jurassic park.
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The ones who learn.
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Ok, well, I have an idea.
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Now, this might sound
crazy, but hear me out.
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Be a human being and get
your wife's lamp fixed.
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What, are you nuts?
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He thinks I should get
the wife's lamp fixed.
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Carl, I'm eating ramen. Take
this one for me, will you?
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Happy to.
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He's on record as being too busy.
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If he's suddenly running
to the repair shop,
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then it proves to joy that he's the ass
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who was only willing
to fix his own lamp.
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But he is an ass.
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But nobody's saying it out loud.
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This... this is insane.
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Marriage isn't like a chess match
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where you have to
outmaneuver your opponent. Ok?
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It's about compromise and
a healthy give and take.
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Yeah, it's all very healthy.
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How's your bedtime going?
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All right, so, paint
the picture for us, ok?
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It's bedtime.
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You've had your bubblebath,
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you've powdered your area...
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you're not tired, but
you're trapped in bed.
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So what do you do? You just
lie there and watch tv?
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Oh, my god!
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You're not allowed to watch tv, are you?
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No, no, it's just that the
flicker bothers steph.
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But I have a radio with
a tv band and headphones,
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so I can listen to as much tv as I want.
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How good is caroline in the
city on a transistor radio?
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It's funny.
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The secret to our ham is the sweet honey
glaze for a tender, soft treat every time.
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Add some crisp lettuce and sharp cheddar
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and wash it all down
with an icy-cold root bt.
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I'm so very hungry.
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What's going on?! Is
someone trying to break in?
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No, no. No, no. I was trying to break out!
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- Why?
- I want ham!
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But we were sleeping.
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No.No, steph. You were sleeping.
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I was very much awake.
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But I can't move because I'm
in a 300 thread count prison!
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That's the alarm company.
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What is going on with you?
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Is going on with me is you
are not my bedtime sheriff.
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Hello? Yeah, it's a false alarm.
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See, I am a man, damn it!
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Password is "hot chocolate."
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I guess I didn't know how
strongly you felt about this.
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Well, I do.
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I'm really sorry.
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I don't know why this
is so important to me.
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I mean, maybe it's because my
mom and my third stepdad yoshi...
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you know, the sushi chef.
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They had this great
relationship at first.
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Then they just started drifting apart.
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First they didn't go to bed together.
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Then they didn't eat together.
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They...
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went on different vacations, and
eventually it was just over.
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The day he left, he kissed
me on the forehead...
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made me an eel and avocado roll...
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and then I never saw him again.
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Hey. Hey, honey, that'S...
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that's not gonna happen
to us, because I love you.
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I love you, too.
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You know what? This is crazy.
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If you want a sandwich, go
get a sandwich.
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- Oh, thank you!
- You got 5 minutes.
257
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I shouldn't have to fix your lamp.
258
00:15:29,790 --> 00:15:31,350
I'm sorry, what was that?
259
00:15:33,010 --> 00:15:35,870
I said I shouldn't
have to fix your lamp.
260
00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:38,790
I thought that you were
too busy to fix my lamp.
261
00:15:39,750 --> 00:15:42,060
Ok, you want to know the truth?
262
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I wasn't too busy.
263
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I could have spent hours, could
have spent days fixing your lamp.
264
00:15:48,560 --> 00:15:51,950
But I simply chose not to.
265
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Because I didn't care that
you didn't have any light.
266
00:15:57,470 --> 00:15:59,390
And why didn't I care?
267
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Because it didn't affect me.
268
00:16:05,380 --> 00:16:07,620
And there it is.
269
00:16:07,740 --> 00:16:09,410
I know. I know.
270
00:16:09,550 --> 00:16:13,440
It's taboo to say this, and
we're supposed to be a team.
271
00:16:13,570 --> 00:16:16,550
But you get to a certain
point, even in a marriage,
272
00:16:16,660 --> 00:16:20,770
where you cross a line, and
it's every man for himself.
273
00:16:20,880 --> 00:16:22,370
Well, it is good to know how you feel.
274
00:16:22,500 --> 00:16:24,720
You know what? it good to know.
275
00:16:24,850 --> 00:16:26,620
I feel liberated.
276
00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:28,430
Fine.
277
00:16:28,540 --> 00:16:32,230
I can only tell you that if it was
your lamp that had been the broken one,
278
00:16:32,370 --> 00:16:36,240
my first move would have been to go
right back to the store and get it fixed,
279
00:16:36,370 --> 00:16:39,760
because I believe there is
no line when you love someone.
280
00:16:40,330 --> 00:16:45,840
And I believe that love works in a
very different, more self-involved way.
281
00:16:48,160 --> 00:16:50,870
Thanr clarifying that.
282
00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:52,360
You're very welcome.
283
00:16:53,270 --> 00:16:56,830
And I'm gonna go watch
my blimp special now.
284
00:17:08,020 --> 00:17:10,460
What happened to my blimp special?!
285
00:17:10,580 --> 00:17:11,890
Uh... I don't know.
286
00:17:12,020 --> 00:17:13,420
Maybe it got deleted?
287
00:17:13,550 --> 00:17:15,050
It couldn't have gotten deleted.
288
00:17:15,170 --> 00:17:17,380
I told tivo to save it.
289
00:17:19,080 --> 00:17:20,950
I checked the setting 10 times.
290
00:17:21,080 --> 00:17:22,160
I love that show.
291
00:17:22,290 --> 00:17:27,070
And that was a whole hour on count
ferdinand von zeppelin, hot-air bon vivant.
292
00:17:34,970 --> 00:17:36,930
Did you do something...
293
00:17:37,070 --> 00:17:39,320
to my blimp special, joy?
294
00:17:40,170 --> 00:17:41,640
I don't know.No.
295
00:17:42,420 --> 00:17:44,620
What did you do to my blimp special?
296
00:17:45,550 --> 00:17:46,930
Ok, you know what?
297
00:17:47,730 --> 00:17:51,650
I deleted it because i needed
to make room for something else.
298
00:17:52,100 --> 00:17:56,550
If you say it was rachael ray, I'm
burning this house to the ground.
299
00:17:57,820 --> 00:18:00,620
Her turkey chili is in
your belly right now.
300
00:18:00,740 --> 00:18:02,730
I can't believe this.
301
00:18:02,860 --> 00:18:04,610
A minute ago you were lecturing me
302
00:18:04,730 --> 00:18:07,230
and you're as bad as I am.
303
00:18:07,340 --> 00:18:09,370
How could you delete my blimp special?
304
00:18:09,470 --> 00:18:10,986
You know why I did it? I'll tell you why.
305
00:18:11,010 --> 00:18:13,690
Because blimps are stupid!
306
00:18:14,030 --> 00:18:16,540
Let's put an aircraft
in the sky the size of a
307
00:18:16,660 --> 00:18:18,930
whale that carries two people,
308
00:18:19,060 --> 00:18:21,830
one of whom is the driver!
309
00:18:22,840 --> 00:18:25,120
Take it back. Blimps are enchanting.
310
00:18:25,240 --> 00:18:27,270
I will not take it back.
311
00:18:27,420 --> 00:18:29,390
Every man for himself! That's
what you said, right?
312
00:18:29,510 --> 00:18:31,070
See? Hurts, doesn't it?
313
00:18:31,190 --> 00:18:32,540
Well, you know what's gonna hurt?
314
00:18:32,670 --> 00:18:34,560
How about this for
every man for himself?
315
00:18:34,680 --> 00:18:38,940
You know that smell you've been smelling
in your car for the last 6 weeks?
316
00:18:39,070 --> 00:18:41,630
Well, it's part of an old hotog.
317
00:18:43,330 --> 00:18:44,690
I saw it on the floor
318
00:18:44,820 --> 00:18:46,690
and I just didn't
feel like bending down,
319
00:18:46,830 --> 00:18:48,980
so I kicked it under the seat!
320
00:18:51,430 --> 00:18:52,630
Really?
321
00:18:52,750 --> 00:18:56,190
Well, you know how you leave all your
dirty underwear all over the floor?
322
00:18:56,320 --> 00:18:58,600
Well, sometimes i pick
it up and I fold it
323
00:18:58,720 --> 00:18:59,866
and I put it right back in the drawer
324
00:18:59,890 --> 00:19:02,070
'cause I don't feel like washing it!
325
00:19:02,670 --> 00:19:04,490
I've been doing that for years!
326
00:19:04,610 --> 00:19:05,780
Oh, yeah?
327
00:19:05,920 --> 00:19:11,400
Well, I lie and I vio store doesn't
have that stupid little girnt
328
00:19:11,500 --> 00:19:13,280
so we can get mine.
329
00:19:13,420 --> 00:19:15,570
They do have the devil wears prada.
330
00:19:15,690 --> 00:19:19,250
There's a whole wall of
the devil wears prada!
331
00:19:20,110 --> 00:19:21,000
Yeah?
332
00:19:21,020 --> 00:19:23,190
Well, I glance at the caller I.D.
333
00:19:23,330 --> 00:19:26,110
And I conveniently just
miss all your mother's calls.
334
00:19:26,230 --> 00:19:28,260
Oh, yeah? Well, I do that for your mom,
335
00:19:28,400 --> 00:19:31,380
your dad, and sometimes you.
336
00:19:35,860 --> 00:19:38,070
Well, you're doing it in dirty underwear!
337
00:19:39,560 --> 00:19:40,450
Ok.
338
00:19:40,470 --> 00:19:41,670
You know that pizza we ordered
339
00:19:41,720 --> 00:19:43,700
that you swore came with crazy bread?
340
00:19:43,810 --> 00:19:46,570
It did. It did come with crazy bread.
341
00:19:46,690 --> 00:19:49,750
And I ate it outside, all by myself.
342
00:19:49,870 --> 00:19:52,090
And then I licked out the extra sauce,
343
00:19:52,230 --> 00:19:54,810
and I took that box
and I buried it deep,
344
00:19:54,950 --> 00:19:58,200
deep into the garbage
can, so you wouldn't know.
345
00:19:58,310 --> 00:20:00,550
Crazy bread!
346
00:20:07,280 --> 00:20:10,210
Sounds weird when you say it out loud.
347
00:20:12,430 --> 00:20:14,370
Wow.
348
00:20:15,100 --> 00:20:16,470
Yeah.
349
00:20:16,610 --> 00:20:18,220
Wow.
350
00:20:21,810 --> 00:20:24,190
This is crazy.
351
00:20:24,890 --> 00:20:27,390
Let me be the first to say that...
352
00:20:27,540 --> 00:20:29,340
I'm sorry.
353
00:20:29,480 --> 00:20:30,880
We are a team.
354
00:20:31,020 --> 00:20:32,410
We should be a team.
355
00:20:32,540 --> 00:20:34,460
I know. We need to be a team.
356
00:20:34,570 --> 00:20:36,450
Yes. We do.
357
00:20:36,580 --> 00:20:37,330
And we're gonna do it.
358
00:20:37,450 --> 00:20:38,920
We're gonna be nice to each other,
359
00:20:39,040 --> 00:20:41,080
and we're gonna look out for each other.
360
00:20:41,210 --> 00:20:43,080
Thank you for saying that.
361
00:20:43,730 --> 00:20:45,440
I love you.
362
00:20:45,760 --> 00:20:48,050
I love you, too.
363
00:20:48,640 --> 00:20:50,400
Silly.
364
00:20:56,880 --> 00:20:59,910
And we should get this lamp
fixed first thing tomorrow.
365
00:21:00,490 --> 00:21:02,990
Mm, yeah, we should.
366
00:21:21,210 --> 00:21:23,510
dddd
367
00:21:28,680 --> 00:21:31,160
yeah, dddd
368
00:21:32,260 --> 00:21:35,120
Til Death Season 2 Episode 7
369
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370
00:21:37,460 --> 00:21:40,700
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