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Til death is filmed in front
of a live studio audience.
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well,hello,mr. Working man.
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Don't you look hot?
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If I'd taken a shower
in the past 3 days,
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you'd be in trouble right now,buster.
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I could breathe through my mouth.
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I got a better idea.
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How abtonight you and I
watch a fun video together?
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You mean the one my mom
sent of her cat in the dryer?
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I was thinking something a bit racier.
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We're getting dreamgirls?
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Don't toy with me,white woman.
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Actually,jeff,I was
thinking YOU AND I CAN *****
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*****
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*****TEST US
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WOW ****
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YES *****
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AND ****
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ALL RIGHT GUYS****
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***** and I need your advice.
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This morning steph suggested
that we get an adult video.
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Ok.
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I'm gonna need you to tell
me everything everyone said
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with the exact inflection
in which they said it.
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Ok,well,I was heading out
for work,and steph said��
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wait,wait,wait. Is his wife hot?
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Hot enough that their
marriage makes no sense.
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Go.
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Uh,steph said that it might be
fun if we got a video with,uh,
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adult content.
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This is big boy stuff. You
got to get that tape now.
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Yeah,if you don't burn a personal day
doing this,then you are dead to me.
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Oh,no,no. I got the tape.
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Already? It's 8:06 in the morning.
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Yeah,well,let me tell you,the
pre-dawn adult video crowd-- freaky.
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You know,and it got me thinking,
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is this really the right thing
for me and steph to be doing?
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'Cause our l it's really beautiful.
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You shut your mouth!
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You have just been given a gift
that men everywhere only dream about.
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And you question it? How dare you.
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I have been dropping hints to
joy for 20 years,and nothing.
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But you-- you-- you
lucky son of a bitch,
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your wife actually suggests
it and you say you're not sure?
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Well,you better get sure,mister.
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It's just... that I've never seen one.
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Really? You been to a bachelor party?
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Or his house ever?
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No. I'm a nice person.
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This is fantastic.
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It's like seeing disneyland for the
first time through a child's eyes.
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Don't worry,kid,we're
gonna get you through this.
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First things first,did
you get the right tape?
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What do you mean the right tape?
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All right,jeff.
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In the adult movie genre,there
are 2 distinct categories.
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There's the stuff you watch by yourself
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and the stuff you watch
with your lady friend.
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The stuff you watch by
yourself can be anything.
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Because I don't judge me.
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The stuff you watch together
needs to be tasteful,appropriate.
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Dare I say romantic.
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I don't know what I got.
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I locked eyes with a
guy in a trench coat,
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I grabbed a video,and I
got the hell out of there.
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Ok,show it to papa.
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I don't think i've seen this one.
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Oh,it's directed by randy randay.
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I'm not familiar with his work.
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Neither.
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And volume 23 ofis not a good sign.
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You're gonna have to
give this a pre-screening
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oh,no you see,I can't wat without her.
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She knows I've never
seen this stuff before,
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so,you know,I've got to seem green.
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All right,I'll watch it for you.
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Eh,you know what,I'll watch it.
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- Nah,I'll be happy to watch it.
- No,I'll do it.
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Guys,why don't you
just watch it together?
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Just take it.
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So,how was the gym?
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Shut up.
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Oh,come on,I'm kidding.
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You ok?
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Listen,you know,you came
back from a long hiatus.
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You can't expect to do 7
hard minutes on a treadmill
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without being medevacked
to the hospital.
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You know what? Now you
can't have my jell-O.
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This isn't so bad,huh?
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Look at you,you got a
remote-controlled bed and room service.
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And hey,guess who's not gonna miss
a minute of her favorite tv programs.
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What do you got there,green?
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Anyway,the doctor said that,uh,I
have a slight concussion
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and they want to keep me
over night for observation.
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Oh,over night,huh?
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You want to stay with me?
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Do I?
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It would be a blast.
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I mean,I'm not afraid
of any microscopic germs
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or random diseases.
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This is sweet,huh?
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So,I assume you get the bed?
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Oh,well,you know
what,I'm just going to,um,
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crash right here on this lightly
padded windowsill that should...
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yeah.
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Fantastic.
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And you know,if my neck
hurts in the morning,
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I'll already be at the hospital.
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Just go.
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Love you.
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Ok.
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Hey,uh,eddie,it's jeff.
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Uh,if you're there,pick up.
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ok,uh.
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Just wanted to see if you'd
watched that video for me yet.
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Steph's getting kind of antsy.
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anyway,uh,we're really kind of
excited to get going over here.
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So...
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just wanted to see
where you're at on that.
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ok,easy,easy. Baby steps.
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Eddie,it's ok. I can walk.
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That's what you said about
running,and look where that got you.
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Here. Ha ha.
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All right,let me help you here.
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- Thanks.
- You bet. Ok.
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- What was that?
- What was what?
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You just grabbed
something from the couch.
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Maybe it was your wcome-home gift.
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Aw,let me see it.
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No,I haven't wrapped it yet.
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I dot care
about that--
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yeah,but I do.
Presentation is everything.
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Will you let me see
it? I-- Come on. I--
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no. Later. You got me a gift.
I want you to rest first.
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- Oh,look! A sandwi!
- Where?
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You seem disappointed.
Do you have that one?
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You have got to be kidding me.
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All right,listen to me. Steph
wanted to watch this with jeff.
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And he had never seen one before.
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So,he basically begged me to preview
it for him last night. That's all.
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Last night,while I was in the hospital?
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See,that seems like
one of those questions
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where there's no answer
that would please you.
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You are unbelievable.
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It wasn't for me. I
watched it for the boy.
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Boy,my...
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What do we have here?
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It's a foot-long hoagie
wrapper and 3 beers.
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You had quite a little date with
yourself last night,didn't you?
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You wined and dined you.
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Guess you had to put out after that,huh?
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Look,I said that i was willing to
sleep on that little window sill.
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And you suggested that I come home.
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It's a very fuzzy line with
you,joy. What are the rules?
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What are the rules?
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How about... don't watch porn
while I'm in the hospital?
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Hey,why didn't you pick up the
phone? I need to get my porn...
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flakes.
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She knows.
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What's the holdup,dude? I thought we were
gonna try to get this done before letterman.
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You guys done with this?
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Yes. I want to thank you for
bringing this into our lives.
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I see what's going on here.
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Joy,if I may,this is nothing
more than a documentation
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of 2 consenting adults...
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ok,sometimes 3...
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enjoying the most natural
of human behaviors.
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Get out of my house.
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Ok.
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Uh,honey,I'll just be a minute.
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I just need to ask eddie a
quick school-related question.
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- Go straight to scene 3.
- Thank you.
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You know what? I'm gonna go to bed.
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I'm sorry that they took your dvd.
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If you're looking for further inspiration,you
should probably go to one of those websites
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that you think that I
don't know that you go to.
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All right,listen. I'm
really sorry you're upset.
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I really am.
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But I have to say,I think that some wives
don't seem to have a problem with this.
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What are you saying?
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I think that sometimes
re a little prude.
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Think very,very carefully.
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Are you sure you want to say that?
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You know what? I am.
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Ok,you know what? You want to
be more like jeff and steph?
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You want to watch something
together? Bring it on,tough guy!
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Yeah,right. Sure.
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Oh,no. I'm serious. Who knows?
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Maybe it will spice things up a little.
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"Spice things up"?
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Yeah. I mean,it wouldn't
hurt to introduce a new move
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in the bedroom once every
quarter century or so.
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Oh,you want spice? I'll bring the spice.
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Yeah,you're gonna need a spice rack for
all the spice that I'm bringing,baby.
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Because you just flipped the
lid on the cayenne pepper,sister!
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All right,lock it down,guys.
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Lock it down!
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Big man in crisis.
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Ok,listen. Joy wants us to
get one of your fancy videos.
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Ok. I'm gonna need you to tell
me everything everyone said
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in the exact inflection
which which they said it.
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Ok,all right. Well,joy and I
were in the living room and--
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what was she wearing?
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I don't remember. I guess something
that highlighted her boobs.
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Locking in visual... and go.
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All right. She wants to
take a trip to naughty town.
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And she also said that an explicit
video might help,and I quote...
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"spice things up.
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Steph and I spiced things
up 3 times last night.
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Really? Ok. I'm gonna
need you to tell me--
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not now,karl!
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I'm freaking out here.
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Why? You said this is what you wanted.
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It was,until it got real.
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Do you have any idea
what's on those tapes?
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Young,flexible men with incredible
stamina and top-of-the-line equipment,
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doing things so well that somebody said
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,"oh,my god,grab a camera.
We gotta get this on tape.
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" See,eddie,I actually
found that inspiring.
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Yeah,well,that's because you're young.
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I can barely touch my toes anymore.
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I'm this close to
getting velcro sneakers.
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- And it's all your fault!
- Me?
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Yes. If you hadn't dragged me
through your tawdry bedroom escapades.
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,I'd be having
safe,boring,red-state sex right now
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You asked me for the tape.
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'Cause you didn't have
the stones to watch it!
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- What are you talking about?
- Guys,guys!
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Don't fight!
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Porn is supposed to bring us together.
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Well,I'm sorry. I just can't do this.
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Oh,can't you?
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Let me tell you something,mister.
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Just the other day,I stood
trembling in this very room,
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ready to throw away the most
magical night of my life,
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until my friend eddie stark
had the courage to admit
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that he would trade places
with me in a heartbeat.
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Look at you now!
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You're finally standing
on ecstacy's doorstep,
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and you're whining like a nancy!
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What's the matter,eddie? My
heaven ain't good enough for you?
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How dare me? How dare you!
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I'm gonna level with you.
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I'm working a pretty
big man crush right now.
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Are you ready for some eddie?
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You got the thing?
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This should be good.
248
00:17:10,390 --> 00:17:12,590
It was under staff favorites.
249
00:17:12,600 --> 00:17:14,630
This was one of "walt's picks.
250
00:17:15,250 --> 00:17:19,120
" Ok,walt,let's see what you
watch in your mommy's basement.
251
00:17:21,470 --> 00:17:22,440
You sure you wanna do this?
252
00:17:22,450 --> 00:17:25,840
Because it feels a lot like that time
you asked to see the little webbing
253
00:17:25,850 --> 00:17:29,240
between my first and second toe
and after I showed it to you,
254
00:17:29,250 --> 00:17:31,730
you were like,"oh,my god.
I wish I hadn't seen that.
255
00:17:33,560 --> 00:17:35,710
- Yeah. All righty.
- Just hit play and keep your socks on.
256
00:17:38,540 --> 00:17:40,020
Okey-dokey.
257
00:17:40,420 --> 00:17:41,730
Here we go.
258
00:17:45,250 --> 00:17:46,780
Ok.
259
00:17:50,340 --> 00:17:52,120
Ooh,a construction site.
260
00:17:53,870 --> 00:17:56,070
And I'm guessing that is the foreman.
261
00:17:57,840 --> 00:18:02,130
Excuse me,ma'am. This
is a hard-hat area.
262
00:18:03,520 --> 00:18:05,780
It sure is.
263
00:18:18,110 --> 00:18:19,600
- What
- ok.
264
00:18:23,860 --> 00:18:26,350
Well,good for you,but I
might need a little more.
265
00:18:36,180 --> 00:18:38,390
Are you unhappy with our lovemaking?
266
00:18:40,740 --> 00:18:42,980
What?
267
00:18:43,710 --> 00:18:46,740
Well,why did you say...
"spice things up"?
268
00:18:46,750 --> 00:18:50,570
If that was just to get back at me for
what I did while you were in the hospital,
269
00:18:50,580 --> 00:18:52,850
well,then,mission accomplished.
270
00:18:56,370 --> 00:18:58,400
it's not that I was in the hospital.
271
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It's why I was there.
272
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Eddie,I was lying in that bed and
I was feeling horrible about myself
273
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because I couldn't last 3 minutes
on a treadmill,and you're here...
274
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watching these young... hotties...
275
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while you...
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played a little
five-on-one.
277
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Wait a minute.
278
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You're feeling insecure?
279
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Maybe.
280
00:19:32,510 --> 00:19:35,560
Hey,you're fantastic.
281
00:19:36,070 --> 00:19:38,850
Do you know how lucky I feel when
we're walking through the mall
282
00:19:38,860 --> 00:19:43,590
and guys turn to see you in one of
your tops that barely gets the job done?
283
00:19:45,750 --> 00:19:47,420
I'm so proud of you.
284
00:19:49,680 --> 00:19:50,570
Really?
285
00:19:50,580 --> 00:19:52,880
Yes. Joy...
286
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you're beautiful.
287
00:19:54,860 --> 00:19:58,360
I mean,if you wanted to,you could
be a porn star just like that.
288
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S
- so could you.
289
00:20:04,260 --> 00:20:08,110
All right. See,that's
why i'm feeling insecure.
290
00:20:08,120 --> 00:20:11,010
That,and also 'cause
i only have 4 moves.
291
00:20:11,560 --> 00:20:15,250
Actually... it's really just 3 moves.
292
00:20:16,220 --> 00:20:20,460
'Cause the last one is pretty
much just you getting off my hair.
293
00:20:23,930 --> 00:20:25,640
But they're the right 3 moves.
294
00:20:27,140 --> 00:20:30,330
It's like... I like
chocolate ice cream,right?
295
00:20:30,340 --> 00:20:33,680
And even when you take me to that
place that has all the mix-ins,
296
00:20:34,180 --> 00:20:36,430
I'm still gonna get the chocolate.
297
00:20:36,440 --> 00:20:38,260
You know what I'm saying?
298
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If chocolate ice cream
is a euphemism,I do.
299
00:20:49,820 --> 00:20:51,390
Hey,you want to get some ice cream?
300
00:20:53,170 --> 00:20:56,670
Before or after? 'Cause
they close in,uh,20 minutes.
301
00:20:57,060 --> 00:20:59,640
I gotta tell you,I think
we're fine either way.
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proudly presents
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sync:YTET-cflily
-=www.ydy.com/bbs=-
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***NOW
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TIL DEATH
Season 02 Episode 04
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