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Love,
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exciting and new
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come aboard,
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we're expecting you
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love,
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life's sweetest reward
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let it flow,
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it floats back to you.
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Love boat
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soon will be making another run
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the love boat
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promises something for everyone.
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Set a course for adventure
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your mind on a new romance.
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Love
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won't hurt anymore.
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It's an open smile
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on a friendly shore.
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Yes, love,
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welcome aboard, it's love.
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Can I help you, sir?
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Now that I'm aboard this tub,
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what else is there to do
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aside from keeping lookout
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for whales and shark?
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Oh, well, we have deck tennis,
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ping-pong, and there are
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two swimming pools on board.
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I'm sure you'll make
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a big splash.
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Mister.....
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Bootheston.
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Franklyn bootheston.
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No, I don't care for your
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ping-pong or deck tennis.
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And as for swimming, the only
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time I go swimming is when the
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mahonkahilla river gets nasty
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and spits up all over mackey's
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port, Pennsylvania.
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Oh, what about your socializing?
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No, I don't want to get
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mixed up with one of your
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sun-city swingers.
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I'm here for solitude and the
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sea air...Not to mingle with
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some blue rinsed hairdo
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looking for action.
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Yes, sir.
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Yes, ma'am.
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Good morning.
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Nice morning, captain.
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Nice.
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It's a great morning.
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Well, I'm glad to see
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you're so chipper, sir,
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but this is just another cruise.
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Oh, for you,perhaps,
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not for me.
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While we were in port they
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repainted my cabin.
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Come, dr.Bicker
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join me.
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Feast your eyes.
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Good to have you aboard,
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mr.and mrs.Black.
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Sean?
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Sean maguin.
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Julie McCoy.
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Bobby's sister.
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I don't believe it.
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Little Julie?
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Boy, it's great to see you.
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How long's it been?
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Practically forever.
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Yeah, about the same time
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I've been waitin' in line.
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I'm sorry, sir.
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Your name?
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Mickey.
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Mickey o'day.
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You my roommate?
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No...
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Um...your roommate is
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Mr. Maguin here.
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Hi.
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You're sharing cabin
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three-fourteen...
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Fiesta deck.
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Well, you can't win 'em all.
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Hey, grab this, will ya?
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I got a bum ticker.
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See you later?
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Yeah, just try and escape.
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Miss McCoy, join us for
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the unveiling.
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Captain, if I know the
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ship's painters, they've just
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brightened up the old dingy
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off-white with a coat of new
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dingy off-white.
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No, these are new
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painters that I found.
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Artists color co-ordinate
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consultants, inc.
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Good painters, huh?
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Not just painters.
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Tint engineers.
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What?
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You heard...Tint engineers.
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You see, the captain selected
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a unique color that had to be
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mixed especially for him.
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Singapore sunset saffron.
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The color is like the early
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morning sun glistening over the
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straits of Calcutta.
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The noon haze over ceylon.
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Look, this is a sample.
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Oh, yellow.
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Well, how did it come out?
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Oh, captain, I'm glad we ran
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into you.
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It's not quite bone-dry yet.
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Well, can I look at it?
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Ah, well, it's now ten-twenty.
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Please, just a peek.
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Ah, well, if you put it that
way, sir.
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The card.
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The card.
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Isaac!!!
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I think I need two coats.
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I think you'll like the way
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we painted your cabin, captain.
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Ah, yes, and do be careful.
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The trim is still moist.
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That's why we put up the moist
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paint sign.
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Where?
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Right here, captain dept.
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That's deputy captain.
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You've painted the wrong cabin.
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Oh, deputy captain.
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You painted the wrong room,
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cabin.
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You two will stay on this ship
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until my cabin is painted,
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and painted to my satisfaction.
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Aye...aye...aye, sir.
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How many times have I told you
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to check something up, so
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that we don't waste our energy?
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I always check things
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out, so we don't waste our
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energy.
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Well, you obviously didn't
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do too good a job of it this
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time, because we wasted up...
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(Horn sound)
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Well, here we are.
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Put that there.
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Now this is your closet.
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Yes, my closet.
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And this is your light switch.
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Yes.
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My light switch.
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And this is my ceiling, and this
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is my floor.
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Well, actually, sir, you know
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this isn't my normal job.
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I'm really an officer on this
ship.
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How wonderful for you,officer.
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And this is your bathroom here.
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Young man, I've lived on this
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planet some seventy-five years
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and by this time I think I know
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how a bathroom works.
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Of course.
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Here.
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Take this.
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Go buy yourself a good cigar,
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a cheap cup of coffee.
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Oh.
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Well, sir, you know if there's
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anything you need, anything I
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can...
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That's all you're going to get.
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And close the door after you.
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Ok.
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(Whistling)
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Pay all this money for a
stateroom.
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You can't even get in the
bathroom.
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What's happening?
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What...
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What's happening?
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I'm trying to get into my John.
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Who are you and why are you
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hiding in there?
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I'm not hiding in there.
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I work here.
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I'm your chambermaid.
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Nonsense, you don't look
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old enough to be a chambermaid.
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Almost twenty-six.
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Where?
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But I look much younger,
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'cause I eat right...Get plenty
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of rest,exercise.
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And I'm at peace with the
cosmos.
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Oh, really...Before they make
you
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a Saint tell me who you are now.
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I told you.
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I'm your chambermaid.
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Nonsense.
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Chambermaids wear uniforms.
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They don't go around dressed
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like the groupies from the
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nitty-gritty dirt band.
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You're pretty smart for a
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senior citizen.
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Don't you patronize me.
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I want the truth, or at least a
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good first-class lie.
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Alright,
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Did you ever hear of the junior
CIA?
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Oh, good heavens.
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I'm a beautiful heiress being
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chased by kidnappers.
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I'm going to have you hauled in
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for trespassing.
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No!
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Please!
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Don't...
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Please...oh...oh...
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My name is Nancy brown.
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Ah-ha-ha-ha.
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And I am John Doe.
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Well, it is.
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It's my real name.
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Honest.
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How come you're all alone?
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I mean a nice distinguished
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looking man like you.
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Don't you try to flatter me,
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you twerp.
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I'm the one that's asking the
questions.
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What are you doing on this ship?
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I'm travelling.
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Why? You gonna make something
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out of it?
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You are a runaway,
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aren't you?...
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Aren't you?
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Things were getting heavy at
home.
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Mmmm...
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And you just couldn't get along
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with your parents, huh?
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My parents died in an accident
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a long time ago.
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Uh-huh...I'm sorry.
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So am I,
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every day.
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Well, who are you living with
now?
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Foster parents.
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My fifth set.
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They're the pits.
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Pits?
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Pits.
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I mean they won't
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let me grow up.
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They tell me what to wear,
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what to think,
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who to go out with.
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So you packed your bubble gum
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and hit the road.
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I have to make it to acapulco.
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Acapulco?
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Mmmm...
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What's there outside of humidity
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you can drink and tap water you
can't?
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Randy.
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Oh, Randy.
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I might have known.
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We met at a concert.
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It was great.
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We spent two days together
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waiting in line to get in.
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We built a very meaningful
relationship.
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Two days?
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You had a meaningful
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00:11:21,722 --> 00:11:25,182
relationship.
292
00:11:25,267 --> 00:11:26,517
Ah, why not.
293
00:11:26,602 --> 00:11:28,272
With the generation that just
294
00:11:28,354 --> 00:11:29,944
wants instant orange juice
295
00:11:30,022 --> 00:11:31,692
and instant coffee.
296
00:11:31,774 --> 00:11:33,114
Well, we did.
297
00:11:33,192 --> 00:11:35,112
Young lady, I had a meaningful
298
00:11:35,194 --> 00:11:36,154
relationship, too.
299
00:11:36,237 --> 00:11:37,947
Only it took me forty-five years
300
00:11:38,030 --> 00:11:40,950
to build it.
301
00:11:41,033 --> 00:11:43,083
With my wife...Evelyn.
302
00:11:43,160 --> 00:11:44,660
Oh...where is she?
303
00:11:44,745 --> 00:11:48,575
I lost her...
304
00:11:48,666 --> 00:11:51,586
Six months ago.
305
00:11:51,669 --> 00:11:52,629
I'm sorry.
306
00:11:52,711 --> 00:11:58,011
So am I...Every day...
307
00:11:58,092 --> 00:11:59,512
Alright, miss...Uh?
308
00:11:59,593 --> 00:11:59,893
Brown.
309
00:11:59,969 --> 00:12:01,179
Miss brown.
310
00:12:01,262 --> 00:12:03,602
I can see that you have problems
311
00:12:03,681 --> 00:12:05,141
but I think it's time that you
312
00:12:05,224 --> 00:12:06,934
got off this ship.
313
00:12:07,017 --> 00:12:07,517
No!
314
00:12:07,601 --> 00:12:08,981
Wait a minute!
315
00:12:09,061 --> 00:12:09,601
Don't...don't...
316
00:12:09,687 --> 00:12:10,647
Don't turn me in.
317
00:12:10,729 --> 00:12:11,189
You are going to have
318
00:12:11,272 --> 00:12:14,282
to get off this ship.
319
00:12:14,358 --> 00:12:16,778
Okay.
320
00:12:16,861 --> 00:12:19,611
But you better find me a
life-jacket.
321
00:12:19,697 --> 00:12:20,657
Why?
322
00:12:20,739 --> 00:12:22,659
We pulled out of San Pedro
323
00:12:22,741 --> 00:12:25,291
five minutes ago.
324
00:12:45,556 --> 00:12:47,676
Then comes the social hour in
the lounge.
325
00:12:47,766 --> 00:12:49,516
That's when you scout the
action.
326
00:12:49,602 --> 00:12:50,192
Of course, you've got money in
327
00:12:50,269 --> 00:12:51,519
the bank with that cute little
328
00:12:51,604 --> 00:12:52,654
Julie up there.
329
00:12:52,730 --> 00:12:53,520
She really gave you that
330
00:12:53,606 --> 00:12:54,646
moo-goo-gai-pan look.
331
00:12:54,732 --> 00:12:56,402
Oh, don't be silly.
332
00:12:56,484 --> 00:12:58,154
She's my best friend's kid
sister.
333
00:12:58,235 --> 00:12:59,025
You play your cards right,
334
00:12:59,111 --> 00:13:01,321
this could be a dynamite cruise
for you.
335
00:13:01,405 --> 00:13:03,315
Uh-oh, time for my pill.
336
00:13:03,407 --> 00:13:05,327
Some doctor I got...Diagnosing a
337
00:13:05,409 --> 00:13:06,829
heart condition in a man as
338
00:13:06,911 --> 00:13:09,161
young and vital as myself.
339
00:13:09,246 --> 00:13:11,206
If that doctor could see me with
the ladies,
340
00:13:11,290 --> 00:13:13,670
he'd have a heart attack.
341
00:13:13,751 --> 00:13:14,791
These things would choke Seattle
342
00:13:14,877 --> 00:13:16,047
slew...
343
00:13:24,345 --> 00:13:25,545
Hey, come on, let's get goin'.
344
00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:27,058
Let's get out there and meet
345
00:13:27,139 --> 00:13:28,889
some dames...
346
00:13:28,974 --> 00:13:30,684
Straighten up there, babe...
347
00:13:33,771 --> 00:13:38,071
Oh, you're gonna kill
'em,sweetheart.
348
00:13:42,321 --> 00:13:43,911
No, no...Let's suppose someone
349
00:13:43,989 --> 00:13:46,409
did sneak aboard as a stowaway.
350
00:13:46,492 --> 00:13:48,242
What would the ship's policy be?
351
00:13:48,327 --> 00:13:49,367
Well, sir, they'd be placed
352
00:13:49,453 --> 00:13:50,583
ashore at the first port.
353
00:13:50,663 --> 00:13:51,583
Unless of course, they're
willing
354
00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:52,754
to pay their passage.
355
00:13:52,831 --> 00:13:54,121
But why are we supposing?
356
00:13:54,208 --> 00:13:56,128
Sir, no one sneaks aboard this
357
00:13:56,210 --> 00:13:57,550
ship without my knowledge.
358
00:13:57,628 --> 00:13:59,208
I have my eyes peeled at all
359
00:13:59,296 --> 00:14:00,796
times wearily scanning the area
360
00:14:00,881 --> 00:14:01,971
for interlopers.
361
00:14:02,049 --> 00:14:04,389
But somebody did sneak aboard
and
362
00:14:04,468 --> 00:14:05,928
she's in my cabin right now.
363
00:14:06,011 --> 00:14:07,261
Of course I only have two eyes
and
364
00:14:07,346 --> 00:14:08,426
I can't be everywhere at once.
365
00:14:08,514 --> 00:14:09,934
I'm surprised Julie didn't
notice her.
366
00:14:10,015 --> 00:14:10,425
Oh...
367
00:14:10,516 --> 00:14:11,136
But don't worry, sir.
368
00:14:11,225 --> 00:14:11,805
If she's on board I'll have her
369
00:14:11,892 --> 00:14:13,142
removed immediately...Forcibly
370
00:14:13,227 --> 00:14:14,267
if necessary.
371
00:14:14,353 --> 00:14:15,483
Ah, just a minute,officer.
372
00:14:15,563 --> 00:14:18,443
The truth is she's my grand
daughter
373
00:14:18,524 --> 00:14:19,484
your granddaughter?
374
00:14:19,567 --> 00:14:20,437
Yes.
375
00:14:20,526 --> 00:14:21,606
She didn't notice the ship had
376
00:14:21,694 --> 00:14:22,744
left port.
377
00:14:22,820 --> 00:14:24,780
I'll gladly pay for her passage.
378
00:14:24,863 --> 00:14:26,453
How 'bout a cabin?
379
00:14:26,532 --> 00:14:28,452
Well, sir, that could be a
problem.
380
00:14:28,534 --> 00:14:29,994
You see, we're all sold out.
381
00:14:30,077 --> 00:14:31,037
There isn't another cabin on the
382
00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:32,330
entire ship.
383
00:14:32,413 --> 00:14:34,123
They got a spare life boat?
384
00:14:34,206 --> 00:14:35,576
No.
385
00:14:35,666 --> 00:14:37,076
They got room in the swimming
pool?
386
00:14:37,167 --> 00:14:39,087
The shallow end?
387
00:14:39,169 --> 00:14:40,129
How 'bout the deeper end?
388
00:14:40,212 --> 00:14:41,552
She's a good swimmer.
389
00:14:41,630 --> 00:14:43,260
Sir, if she's your grand
daughter
390
00:14:43,340 --> 00:14:47,090
why doesn't she share your
cabin?
391
00:14:47,177 --> 00:14:50,507
Well, why didn't I think about
that before,
392
00:14:50,598 --> 00:14:53,268
because the idea stinks.
393
00:14:53,350 --> 00:14:54,480
The idea stinks, Julie.
394
00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:57,810
It was your idea, gopher.
395
00:15:08,782 --> 00:15:11,042
What did you drag me down here
for anyway?
396
00:15:11,118 --> 00:15:12,488
We could have eaten in the
cabin.
397
00:15:12,578 --> 00:15:13,498
I don't want to attract ants.
398
00:15:13,579 --> 00:15:14,619
Here.
399
00:15:14,705 --> 00:15:14,995
Don't do me any favors.
400
00:15:15,080 --> 00:15:16,170
Do me a favor.
401
00:15:16,248 --> 00:15:20,958
Try and act like a lady...
402
00:15:21,045 --> 00:15:22,955
Let's see, I hope you're hungry,
403
00:15:23,047 --> 00:15:24,007
I'm starved.
404
00:15:24,089 --> 00:15:25,589
Do you have a hollow leg to
405
00:15:25,674 --> 00:15:28,094
match your hollow head?
406
00:15:28,177 --> 00:15:29,467
What are you doing?
407
00:15:29,553 --> 00:15:31,603
Cool it, there goes the captain.
408
00:15:31,680 --> 00:15:34,390
If he sees me, I've had it.
409
00:15:34,475 --> 00:15:38,345
I think I'll start with some
410
00:15:38,437 --> 00:15:39,807
deep-fried clams, a bowl of
chowder
411
00:15:39,897 --> 00:15:42,817
and I'm torn between the lobster
newsburg
412
00:15:42,900 --> 00:15:44,690
and seafood o'gratin.
413
00:15:44,777 --> 00:15:45,317
Mmm...
414
00:15:45,402 --> 00:15:46,652
What time is the funeral?
415
00:15:46,737 --> 00:15:48,857
What do you mean by that?
416
00:15:48,947 --> 00:15:50,697
Those things will put you away.
417
00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:51,703
Nonsense.
418
00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:53,334
Seafood's good for you.
419
00:15:53,410 --> 00:15:55,370
Did you ever see an unhealthy
shark?
420
00:15:55,454 --> 00:15:56,714
Sharks do not eat sauces
421
00:15:56,789 --> 00:15:58,709
which plug up his arteries.
422
00:15:58,791 --> 00:16:01,541
Ah, very well, I'll try the
Mexican menu.
423
00:16:01,627 --> 00:16:05,167
Enchilada conole chiliana
424
00:16:05,255 --> 00:16:07,925
and a burrito.
425
00:16:08,008 --> 00:16:09,888
There's enough spice in that
stuff
426
00:16:09,968 --> 00:16:12,218
to give high blood pressure to a
doctor.
427
00:16:12,304 --> 00:16:13,394
Well, what do you want me to
eat?
428
00:16:13,472 --> 00:16:15,142
I'm not in the mood for a bowl
of oatmeal.
429
00:16:15,224 --> 00:16:16,684
Well, there are plenty of things
here that
430
00:16:16,767 --> 00:16:19,727
make a positive organic and
nutritional statement.
431
00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:21,862
I don't want my food to make a
statement.
432
00:16:21,939 --> 00:16:25,689
I want it to lie quietly on my
fork and die happy.
433
00:16:25,776 --> 00:16:27,396
How 'bout some of these,
434
00:16:27,486 --> 00:16:29,236
spinach salad with alfalfa.
435
00:16:29,321 --> 00:16:30,361
Ycch...
436
00:16:30,447 --> 00:16:31,157
Hearts of Kale.
437
00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:32,450
Ycch...
438
00:16:32,533 --> 00:16:34,743
Watercress and bib-lettuce
salad.
439
00:16:34,827 --> 00:16:36,947
What am I supposed to do after I
eat that?
440
00:16:37,037 --> 00:16:39,157
Give four quarts of milk?
441
00:16:41,417 --> 00:16:42,417
It's the captain again.
442
00:16:42,501 --> 00:16:44,251
I'm sure he's looking for me.
443
00:16:44,336 --> 00:16:46,256
Oh...captain?
444
00:16:46,338 --> 00:16:47,418
Oh, yes, sir?
445
00:16:47,506 --> 00:16:48,416
Bootheston,
446
00:16:48,507 --> 00:16:49,547
franklyn b.
447
00:16:49,633 --> 00:16:50,803
Bootheston.
448
00:16:50,884 --> 00:16:55,474
This young twerp is Nancy.
449
00:16:55,556 --> 00:16:58,136
Well, it's nice to have you on
board
450
00:16:58,225 --> 00:16:59,095
can I help you?
451
00:16:59,184 --> 00:17:00,854
Yes, we were just discussing
452
00:17:00,936 --> 00:17:03,016
some of the finer points of
maritime law.
453
00:17:03,105 --> 00:17:04,765
Is it true they no longer use
454
00:17:04,857 --> 00:17:07,437
cat-o'-nine-tails on stowaways?
455
00:17:07,526 --> 00:17:08,856
Yes, that's right...
456
00:17:08,944 --> 00:17:09,824
We outlawed that
457
00:17:09,903 --> 00:17:10,823
cat-o'-nine-tails many years
458
00:17:10,904 --> 00:17:11,954
ago.
459
00:17:12,030 --> 00:17:13,950
Now we just make stowaways walk
460
00:17:14,032 --> 00:17:16,082
the plank.
461
00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:17,160
Just as I thought.
462
00:17:17,244 --> 00:17:20,664
Thank you, captain.
463
00:17:20,748 --> 00:17:21,498
What did you have to go
464
00:17:21,582 --> 00:17:22,672
and mention stowaways for?
465
00:17:22,750 --> 00:17:25,170
Now I'm sure he'll be looking
for me.
466
00:17:25,252 --> 00:17:26,252
No, he won't.
467
00:17:26,336 --> 00:17:27,796
How do you know?
468
00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:28,760
Because...
469
00:17:28,839 --> 00:17:31,009
In a moment of madness I
uncorked my checkbook
470
00:17:31,091 --> 00:17:35,141
and paid for your passage.
471
00:17:35,220 --> 00:17:36,430
You what?
472
00:17:36,513 --> 00:17:37,723
I told them that you were
473
00:17:37,806 --> 00:17:39,806
my granddaughter.
474
00:17:39,892 --> 00:17:40,772
You did that for me?
475
00:17:40,851 --> 00:17:41,811
Hm-hm.
476
00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:43,854
Oh, that's terrific.
477
00:17:43,937 --> 00:17:44,477
Hey, no,
478
00:17:44,563 --> 00:17:45,773
no...no...no...don't hug me.
479
00:17:45,856 --> 00:17:47,606
Don't hug me, you're in public.
480
00:17:47,691 --> 00:17:48,941
Feed me.
481
00:17:49,026 --> 00:17:50,186
Yeah, but you're gonna have to
eat my way.
482
00:17:50,277 --> 00:17:50,777
Do I have to?
483
00:17:50,861 --> 00:17:52,991
Hm-hm, yes you have to.
484
00:17:53,071 --> 00:17:53,661
Hi.
485
00:17:53,739 --> 00:17:55,199
We'll have one burrito and some
486
00:17:55,282 --> 00:17:57,702
French-fries and just a couple
487
00:17:57,785 --> 00:18:01,285
of fried clams...
488
00:18:01,371 --> 00:18:02,501
Start being healthy tomorrow.
489
00:18:02,581 --> 00:18:05,001
Mmmm...
490
00:18:15,969 --> 00:18:16,849
I know what's different.
491
00:18:16,929 --> 00:18:17,969
What?
492
00:18:18,055 --> 00:18:20,135
You've got your braces off.
493
00:18:20,224 --> 00:18:20,974
Yes.
494
00:18:21,058 --> 00:18:23,348
You can't call me
metal-mouth,anymore.
495
00:18:23,435 --> 00:18:24,475
Metal-mouth?
496
00:18:24,561 --> 00:18:25,901
You've grown into a beautiful
497
00:18:25,979 --> 00:18:27,019
woman.
498
00:18:27,105 --> 00:18:32,395
I mean a really beautiful woman.
499
00:18:32,486 --> 00:18:34,196
That's a pretty song.
500
00:18:34,279 --> 00:18:35,159
Would you like to dance?
501
00:18:35,239 --> 00:18:37,529
Ah...I'm not much in the
502
00:18:37,616 --> 00:18:39,946
dance department.
503
00:18:40,035 --> 00:18:41,035
Julie.
504
00:18:41,119 --> 00:18:42,329
Telephone.
505
00:18:42,412 --> 00:18:43,162
Oh, thanks...
506
00:18:43,247 --> 00:18:43,657
Excuse me.
507
00:18:43,747 --> 00:18:44,497
I'll be right back.
508
00:18:44,581 --> 00:18:45,541
Don't go away.
509
00:18:45,624 --> 00:18:48,214
Not me.
510
00:18:48,293 --> 00:18:50,213
Classy, huh?
511
00:18:50,295 --> 00:18:51,335
Julie?
512
00:18:51,421 --> 00:18:54,551
Oh...none finer.
513
00:18:54,633 --> 00:18:56,303
Let me tell you somethin' kid,
514
00:18:56,385 --> 00:18:58,215
she digs you.
515
00:18:58,303 --> 00:19:00,353
We've known each other since we
were kids.
516
00:19:00,430 --> 00:19:01,390
Oh yeah?
517
00:19:01,473 --> 00:19:05,023
But she's not a kid anymore.
518
00:19:05,102 --> 00:19:06,352
No, she isn't.
519
00:19:06,436 --> 00:19:08,806
I happen to know from past
experience.
520
00:19:08,897 --> 00:19:09,897
This time of night the most
521
00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:12,402
romantic spot on the ship is the
522
00:19:12,484 --> 00:19:13,574
riviera deck, overlooking the
523
00:19:13,652 --> 00:19:15,612
fantail.
524
00:19:20,617 --> 00:19:21,577
Sorry...
525
00:19:21,660 --> 00:19:23,250
Okay, why don't we go to some
526
00:19:23,328 --> 00:19:25,708
nice quiet place and relax.
527
00:19:25,789 --> 00:19:27,419
I know just the place.
528
00:19:27,499 --> 00:19:28,539
The card room.
529
00:19:28,625 --> 00:19:30,915
We can play a game of bridge.
530
00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:31,963
Bridge?
531
00:19:32,045 --> 00:19:34,085
Well, I'm really not very good.
532
00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:36,803
Well, that's because you don't
play enough.
533
00:19:36,884 --> 00:19:37,934
Bridge?
534
00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:40,260
Gee, that sounds like a lot of
fun.
535
00:19:40,345 --> 00:19:42,635
Come on.
536
00:19:42,723 --> 00:19:44,313
You know, they had their nerve
537
00:19:44,391 --> 00:19:47,101
calling that thing we ate for
dinner a burrito.
538
00:19:47,185 --> 00:19:48,555
I thought it was great.
539
00:19:48,645 --> 00:19:49,605
Just goes to show, you don't
know
540
00:19:49,688 --> 00:19:51,438
anything about burritos.
541
00:19:51,523 --> 00:19:53,443
And I suppose you do,coming
542
00:19:53,525 --> 00:19:54,735
from mackey's port,pennsylvania
543
00:19:54,818 --> 00:19:57,108
burrito capital of the world.
544
00:19:57,195 --> 00:19:58,655
I just know what I like and
545
00:19:58,739 --> 00:19:59,819
I know that thing had no body
546
00:19:59,907 --> 00:20:01,157
and no flavor, and the sauce
547
00:20:01,241 --> 00:20:02,161
had no bite in it.
548
00:20:02,242 --> 00:20:03,622
Good heavens, is this what
549
00:20:03,702 --> 00:20:05,292
you're wearing to bed?
550
00:20:05,370 --> 00:20:06,660
I have to.
551
00:20:06,747 --> 00:20:07,617
The one that says breakfast of
552
00:20:07,706 --> 00:20:08,996
champions is still drying.
553
00:20:09,082 --> 00:20:10,462
Oh well, I'm sharing my room
554
00:20:10,542 --> 00:20:14,092
with a billboard.
555
00:20:14,171 --> 00:20:16,131
What are you doing here?
556
00:20:16,214 --> 00:20:17,264
The laundry?
557
00:20:17,341 --> 00:20:18,801
No, no, I'm going to have
558
00:20:18,884 --> 00:20:20,304
a little privacy in here,
559
00:20:20,385 --> 00:20:21,425
i think.
560
00:20:21,511 --> 00:20:23,431
Can you hand me that...Blanket
561
00:20:23,513 --> 00:20:24,603
there, the blue one?
562
00:20:24,681 --> 00:20:25,641
Okay.
563
00:20:25,724 --> 00:20:26,064
Mm...
564
00:20:26,141 --> 00:20:27,851
Throw it over.
565
00:20:27,935 --> 00:20:28,975
Thata girl.
566
00:20:29,061 --> 00:20:30,271
Hey, where'd you ever come up
567
00:20:30,354 --> 00:20:31,654
with a gimmick like this?
568
00:20:31,730 --> 00:20:32,520
Well, didn't you ever see
569
00:20:32,606 --> 00:20:33,766
it happened one night?
570
00:20:33,857 --> 00:20:35,147
If it worked for Clark gable, it
571
00:20:35,233 --> 00:20:37,323
can work for me.
572
00:20:37,402 --> 00:20:38,072
Who's Clark gable?
573
00:20:38,153 --> 00:20:39,993
You don't know who Clark gable
is?
574
00:20:40,072 --> 00:20:41,032
Mmm-mm...
575
00:20:41,114 --> 00:20:43,784
Well, let me put it this way.
576
00:20:43,867 --> 00:20:45,237
If Charlie Bronson was really
577
00:20:45,327 --> 00:20:49,117
tough, he'd be Clark gable.
578
00:20:49,206 --> 00:20:50,706
Evelyn here...Your wife,
579
00:20:50,791 --> 00:20:51,831
she's really pretty.
580
00:20:51,917 --> 00:20:55,297
Yes...yes she is.
581
00:20:55,379 --> 00:20:55,919
You know it's a funny thing
582
00:20:56,004 --> 00:20:57,304
I was always the one who was
583
00:20:57,381 --> 00:20:58,671
running to the doctor with heart
584
00:20:58,757 --> 00:21:00,677
pains and backaches...And in the
585
00:21:00,759 --> 00:21:03,509
long run she went first.
586
00:21:03,595 --> 00:21:05,005
It's not fair, is it?
587
00:21:05,097 --> 00:21:07,807
Who said life was fair?
588
00:21:07,891 --> 00:21:09,181
Did you have any kids?
589
00:21:09,267 --> 00:21:11,897
No, we were never blessed.
590
00:21:11,979 --> 00:21:13,359
But without Evelyn, my life was
591
00:21:13,438 --> 00:21:15,018
just like that burrito, no
flavor
592
00:21:15,107 --> 00:21:16,477
and no zest.
593
00:21:16,566 --> 00:21:18,146
Well, why are we getting so
594
00:21:18,235 --> 00:21:18,815
morbid?
595
00:21:18,902 --> 00:21:20,572
What is this true confessions?
596
00:21:20,654 --> 00:21:22,164
Come on, let's get to bed.
597
00:21:22,239 --> 00:21:23,199
It's getting late.
598
00:21:23,281 --> 00:21:24,321
Thanks.
599
00:21:24,408 --> 00:21:26,328
And if you snore, I'll stuff you
out
600
00:21:26,410 --> 00:21:28,040
the porthole.
601
00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:29,500
I don't snore.
602
00:21:29,579 --> 00:21:31,579
Go on, get to bed.
603
00:21:36,586 --> 00:21:37,746
Thanks.
604
00:21:37,838 --> 00:21:38,878
For what?
605
00:21:38,964 --> 00:21:40,884
Well, if it weren't for you
606
00:21:40,966 --> 00:21:42,876
I'd probably be sleeping in
607
00:21:42,968 --> 00:21:46,558
the boiler room tonight.
608
00:21:46,638 --> 00:21:48,558
Ohhh...forget it.
609
00:21:53,812 --> 00:21:56,402
I won't forget it...
610
00:21:56,481 --> 00:22:00,361
Grandpa.
611
00:22:00,444 --> 00:22:03,204
Go to sleep.
612
00:22:13,832 --> 00:22:14,712
What are you doing, gopher?
613
00:22:14,791 --> 00:22:15,711
I just wrote a letter to
614
00:22:15,792 --> 00:22:17,092
my grandmother in Florida.
615
00:22:17,169 --> 00:22:18,629
She really loves to hear from
me.
616
00:22:21,339 --> 00:22:23,049
And you expect her to get it?
617
00:22:23,133 --> 00:22:23,933
The last letter I sent her
618
00:22:24,009 --> 00:22:25,389
she got in eighteen months.
619
00:22:25,469 --> 00:22:26,219
In a bottle?
620
00:22:26,303 --> 00:22:29,933
No, I mailed that one.
621
00:22:30,015 --> 00:22:32,055
Come on, just take one shot.
622
00:22:32,142 --> 00:22:34,062
The only shot I'll take will be
at the bar.
623
00:22:34,144 --> 00:22:35,444
This is a ship and everybody
plays
624
00:22:35,520 --> 00:22:36,900
shuffleboard on a ship.
625
00:22:36,980 --> 00:22:37,940
Alright, but I don't see any
626
00:22:38,023 --> 00:22:40,283
point in a silly game where
627
00:22:40,358 --> 00:22:43,398
you take a stick and shove...
628
00:22:43,487 --> 00:22:44,647
Incredible.
629
00:22:44,738 --> 00:22:45,738
Are you sure you never played?
630
00:22:45,822 --> 00:22:46,782
Beginners luck.
631
00:22:46,865 --> 00:22:47,445
I don't believe you.
632
00:22:47,532 --> 00:22:48,952
Alright, I'll play you a game
633
00:22:49,034 --> 00:22:49,664
and prove it.
634
00:22:49,743 --> 00:22:51,793
Okay, but not for money.
635
00:22:51,870 --> 00:22:53,830
I think you're a hustler.
636
00:22:58,710 --> 00:22:59,250
Drop cloths?
637
00:22:59,336 --> 00:23:00,296
Check.
638
00:23:00,378 --> 00:23:00,668
Scaffold?
639
00:23:00,754 --> 00:23:01,804
Check.
640
00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:02,960
Pigment applicators.
641
00:23:03,048 --> 00:23:05,088
Check...check...
642
00:23:05,175 --> 00:23:05,675
Who is it?
643
00:23:05,759 --> 00:23:06,799
Captain stubing.
644
00:23:06,885 --> 00:23:08,845
Oh, just one moment, sir...
645
00:23:08,929 --> 00:23:09,969
Oh, you're just in time, sir.
646
00:23:10,055 --> 00:23:13,885
We just finished.
647
00:23:13,975 --> 00:23:15,635
You haven't done anything.
648
00:23:15,727 --> 00:23:16,807
You haven't finished painting.
649
00:23:16,895 --> 00:23:18,765
Oh, not the painting,sir
650
00:23:18,855 --> 00:23:20,225
we've just finished the
651
00:23:20,315 --> 00:23:22,145
mixing.
652
00:23:22,234 --> 00:23:24,154
Two days and all you've done
653
00:23:24,236 --> 00:23:25,946
is mix the paint?
654
00:23:26,029 --> 00:23:28,029
But, sir...Sir...
655
00:23:28,115 --> 00:23:29,985
Singapore sunset saffron, is not
656
00:23:30,075 --> 00:23:31,735
what you would call an easy
657
00:23:31,827 --> 00:23:34,157
shade.
658
00:23:34,246 --> 00:23:35,576
That's not right.
659
00:23:35,664 --> 00:23:36,964
It's not right?
660
00:23:37,040 --> 00:23:38,290
That's not Singapore
661
00:23:38,375 --> 00:23:39,325
sunset saffron.
662
00:23:39,417 --> 00:23:41,667
Now are you sure you have the
663
00:23:41,753 --> 00:23:42,303
formula right?
664
00:23:42,379 --> 00:23:43,509
Oh, ab...Absolutely, sir.
665
00:23:43,588 --> 00:23:45,338
I have it...I have it right
here.
666
00:23:45,423 --> 00:23:46,883
Let's see...Oh...
667
00:23:46,967 --> 00:23:50,507
Singapore sunset saffron...
One gallon
668
00:23:50,595 --> 00:23:52,175
cadmium base, one half ounce
669
00:23:52,264 --> 00:23:53,314
carmine, one cc.
670
00:23:53,390 --> 00:23:56,850
Oker, and two smidgens tission.
671
00:23:56,935 --> 00:24:00,015
Ah, I thought you said three
672
00:24:00,105 --> 00:24:04,435
smidgens tission.
673
00:24:04,526 --> 00:24:06,396
No, I...I...
674
00:24:06,486 --> 00:24:11,066
Distinctly said two smidgens
tission.
675
00:24:11,158 --> 00:24:13,028
Well, that's no problem, Ronald.
676
00:24:13,118 --> 00:24:14,998
I'll simply remove one small
677
00:24:15,078 --> 00:24:18,118
smidgen tission like this.
678
00:24:20,125 --> 00:24:21,035
Just mix the paint and
679
00:24:21,126 --> 00:24:22,666
get on with it.
680
00:24:22,752 --> 00:24:25,012
Ummm...
681
00:24:25,088 --> 00:24:26,048
But it's all mixed up.
682
00:24:26,131 --> 00:24:27,011
You...you can't simply remove
683
00:24:27,090 --> 00:24:28,840
one small smidgen tission
684
00:24:31,803 --> 00:24:34,893
like this.
685
00:24:34,973 --> 00:24:37,313
Kimo saby.
686
00:24:40,312 --> 00:24:41,352
Well, as long as you're
687
00:24:41,438 --> 00:24:43,568
getting ridiculous about this,
688
00:24:43,648 --> 00:24:45,938
Ronald.
689
00:24:46,026 --> 00:24:46,936
No, no, I think you should think
690
00:24:47,027 --> 00:24:48,397
this over again.
691
00:24:48,486 --> 00:24:50,066
Miss McCoy, if you don't get
692
00:24:50,155 --> 00:24:51,735
your painters to finish with
693
00:24:51,823 --> 00:24:53,073
my cabin today, I'll have them
694
00:24:53,158 --> 00:24:55,288
thrown off at the first port of
call.
695
00:24:55,368 --> 00:24:57,748
I'll take care of that right
away, sir.
696
00:24:57,829 --> 00:25:03,419
Now I have had enough of this!
697
00:25:03,501 --> 00:25:05,921
Hi, Julie.
698
00:25:12,177 --> 00:25:13,297
If I crossed my legs like that
699
00:25:13,386 --> 00:25:14,426
I'd have to pry them apart with
a crowbar.
700
00:25:14,512 --> 00:25:15,722
Ah, don't be so stubborn.
701
00:25:15,805 --> 00:25:16,965
Come on, give it a try.
702
00:25:17,057 --> 00:25:18,057
What have you got to lose?
703
00:25:18,141 --> 00:25:21,061
My circulation.
704
00:25:21,144 --> 00:25:21,984
You're getting it.
705
00:25:22,062 --> 00:25:23,312
There we go.
706
00:25:23,396 --> 00:25:24,436
My blood's going places it
hasn't
707
00:25:24,522 --> 00:25:26,442
been in for sixty years.
708
00:25:26,524 --> 00:25:30,114
Now chant...
709
00:25:30,195 --> 00:25:33,025
Om...
710
00:25:33,114 --> 00:25:35,584
Om...
711
00:25:35,659 --> 00:25:37,619
Now you try.
712
00:25:37,702 --> 00:25:42,172
Om...om...
713
00:25:42,249 --> 00:25:44,169
Home on the range...Where the
714
00:25:44,251 --> 00:25:45,961
where the deer
715
00:25:46,044 --> 00:25:47,094
and the antelopes
play...Where...
716
00:25:47,170 --> 00:25:51,260
Seldom is heard a discouraging
word
717
00:25:51,341 --> 00:25:52,801
and the skies are not cloudy
718
00:25:52,884 --> 00:25:54,264
all day.
719
00:26:05,605 --> 00:26:05,975
Oh!
720
00:26:06,064 --> 00:26:08,324
Are you all right?
721
00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:10,320
I'm fine.
722
00:26:10,402 --> 00:26:13,532
I couldn't be better.
723
00:26:13,613 --> 00:26:16,123
Keeping busy?
724
00:26:16,199 --> 00:26:19,199
Well, yeah, there's always
something...
725
00:26:19,286 --> 00:26:20,326
Listen
726
00:26:20,412 --> 00:26:22,582
I'm on a break right now
727
00:26:22,664 --> 00:26:24,544
and I've got some great
snapshots
728
00:26:24,624 --> 00:26:26,714
of the old gang down in my
cabin.
729
00:26:26,793 --> 00:26:27,883
Come on, let's go take a look.
730
00:26:27,961 --> 00:26:29,001
Okay?
731
00:26:29,087 --> 00:26:29,957
Oh, I don't know...
732
00:26:30,046 --> 00:26:31,006
It's a shame to waste this
733
00:26:31,089 --> 00:26:33,929
weather in a stuffy old cabin.
734
00:26:34,009 --> 00:26:36,009
Right...right...
735
00:26:36,094 --> 00:26:39,144
Ah...
736
00:26:39,222 --> 00:26:40,142
Sean...
737
00:26:40,223 --> 00:26:41,183
Yeah?
738
00:26:41,266 --> 00:26:42,806
I'm kind of a direct person,
739
00:26:42,892 --> 00:26:45,022
I like things on the line.
740
00:26:45,103 --> 00:26:47,193
Is there some reason why the two
741
00:26:47,272 --> 00:26:48,232
of us can't,
742
00:26:48,315 --> 00:26:51,685
i mean...
743
00:26:51,776 --> 00:26:53,696
Yeah?
744
00:26:53,778 --> 00:26:55,988
How come we...
745
00:26:57,949 --> 00:27:00,909
Aren't jogging?
746
00:27:18,636 --> 00:27:20,006
I couldn't believe it when Julie
747
00:27:20,096 --> 00:27:23,676
said we won the dance contest.
748
00:27:23,767 --> 00:27:25,767
Where'd you learn how to do the
749
00:27:25,852 --> 00:27:27,402
bump and the hustle?
750
00:27:27,479 --> 00:27:28,439
The bump and the hustle?
751
00:27:28,521 --> 00:27:29,691
I beg your pardon, I was doing
752
00:27:29,773 --> 00:27:31,613
the Charleston.
753
00:27:31,691 --> 00:27:33,071
What's the Charleston?
754
00:27:33,151 --> 00:27:36,701
Oh, it's a dance Clark gable
used to do.
755
00:27:36,780 --> 00:27:37,570
Our dancing days are now over.
756
00:27:37,655 --> 00:27:39,235
Tomorrow we'll be in acapulco
757
00:27:39,324 --> 00:27:40,914
and you'll see Randy your
758
00:27:40,992 --> 00:27:44,042
consort prince of acne.
759
00:27:44,120 --> 00:27:47,460
He doesn't have acne.
760
00:27:47,540 --> 00:27:48,580
He's almost nineteen.
761
00:27:48,666 --> 00:27:50,876
And you're almost sixteen.
762
00:27:50,960 --> 00:27:51,590
Tell me?
763
00:27:51,669 --> 00:27:52,339
What do you two old fogies do on
764
00:27:52,420 --> 00:27:53,670
dates?
765
00:27:53,755 --> 00:27:55,295
Help one another in and out of
766
00:27:55,382 --> 00:27:57,972
wheelchairs?
767
00:27:58,051 --> 00:28:00,431
Age is only in the mind.
768
00:28:00,512 --> 00:28:01,932
Let me tell you, when you get
769
00:28:02,013 --> 00:28:04,973
to be my age it's also in the
body.
770
00:28:05,058 --> 00:28:07,308
And my mind and body tells me
771
00:28:07,394 --> 00:28:09,314
that you are doing the wrong
772
00:28:09,396 --> 00:28:10,766
thing runnin' off together.
773
00:28:10,855 --> 00:28:12,475
But we're not just gonna live
together,
774
00:28:12,565 --> 00:28:15,605
we're getting married
775
00:28:15,693 --> 00:28:17,283
i mean isn't that what turns on
your
776
00:28:17,362 --> 00:28:18,282
generation?
777
00:28:18,363 --> 00:28:19,613
There's something else that
turns
778
00:28:19,697 --> 00:28:21,277
on our generation too,
779
00:28:21,366 --> 00:28:22,736
that is to let a relationship
grow
780
00:28:22,826 --> 00:28:23,986
and learn another person's
faults
781
00:28:24,077 --> 00:28:25,367
and virtues
782
00:28:25,453 --> 00:28:28,623
his hopes, his dreams,
783
00:28:28,706 --> 00:28:29,206
before you make the
784
00:28:29,290 --> 00:28:32,170
commitment of marriage.
785
00:28:32,252 --> 00:28:35,962
I know all that sounds good and
everything
786
00:28:36,047 --> 00:28:39,627
but half of my friends' parents
are divorced.
787
00:28:39,717 --> 00:28:41,297
I know, I'm just saying that
788
00:28:41,386 --> 00:28:42,636
you ought to take more time.
789
00:28:42,720 --> 00:28:43,300
Well, you're not even out of
790
00:28:43,388 --> 00:28:44,638
high school...
791
00:28:44,722 --> 00:28:46,642
You think Randy's going to stay
792
00:28:46,724 --> 00:28:47,774
interested in a girl who could
793
00:28:47,851 --> 00:28:50,981
not bisect an isosceles
triangle?
794
00:28:54,232 --> 00:28:57,942
You know, for a man who never
had kids
795
00:28:58,027 --> 00:28:59,647
you sure have a lot of fatherly
advice
796
00:28:59,737 --> 00:29:00,697
to hand out.
797
00:29:00,780 --> 00:29:01,490
I'm not telling you anything
798
00:29:01,573 --> 00:29:02,823
that your foster parents
799
00:29:02,907 --> 00:29:03,367
couldn't have told you.
800
00:29:03,450 --> 00:29:05,740
Oh, no...No,
801
00:29:05,827 --> 00:29:09,207
you allow me to argue with you.
802
00:29:09,289 --> 00:29:10,329
You discuss.
803
00:29:10,415 --> 00:29:12,165
You...you give me alternatives.
804
00:29:12,250 --> 00:29:14,130
With them there's only one
answer.
805
00:29:14,210 --> 00:29:14,840
It was no and they put their
806
00:29:14,919 --> 00:29:15,959
foot down.
807
00:29:16,045 --> 00:29:17,955
If I stomped my foot like that
808
00:29:18,047 --> 00:29:21,217
I'd bust my support hose.
809
00:29:21,301 --> 00:29:24,261
Why don't you go back to L.A.?
810
00:29:26,264 --> 00:29:28,064
Mm?
811
00:29:30,268 --> 00:29:32,268
I guess you're right...
812
00:29:34,522 --> 00:29:37,822
But I'm gonna have to tell Randy
face to face.
813
00:29:37,901 --> 00:29:39,031
I mean it'd be rotten of me
814
00:29:39,110 --> 00:29:40,740
not just to show up.
815
00:29:40,820 --> 00:29:42,860
True.
816
00:29:42,947 --> 00:29:45,407
When I come back from acapulco,
817
00:29:45,492 --> 00:29:49,412
I'm gonna bring you back a
burrito so spicy
818
00:29:49,496 --> 00:29:50,456
you're gonna have more gas
819
00:29:50,538 --> 00:29:51,708
than the shah of Iran.
820
00:30:01,674 --> 00:30:03,054
Oh, you look very nice,sir,
821
00:30:03,134 --> 00:30:04,684
but be careful on your way out.
822
00:30:04,761 --> 00:30:06,261
Wet paint, you know.
823
00:30:06,346 --> 00:30:07,716
Don't worry about my being
careful.
824
00:30:07,805 --> 00:30:08,805
Just you be careful...
825
00:30:27,867 --> 00:30:32,407
Singapore sunset saffron.
826
00:30:32,497 --> 00:30:36,077
It's marvelous.
827
00:30:51,349 --> 00:30:52,269
I just can't believe that
828
00:30:52,350 --> 00:30:53,390
we've got the rest of the
829
00:30:53,476 --> 00:30:54,806
evening together.
830
00:30:54,894 --> 00:30:59,444
And the night is still young.
831
00:30:59,524 --> 00:31:01,284
Cold?
832
00:31:01,359 --> 00:31:02,319
A little.
833
00:31:02,402 --> 00:31:06,412
Well, here's my coat.
834
00:31:06,489 --> 00:31:07,449
I'll help you.
835
00:31:07,532 --> 00:31:08,282
Thanks...
836
00:31:08,366 --> 00:31:10,116
Sean?
837
00:31:10,201 --> 00:31:12,201
What is it metal mouth?
838
00:31:12,287 --> 00:31:14,157
It's just been so great seeing
you
839
00:31:14,247 --> 00:31:16,957
after all these years.
840
00:31:17,041 --> 00:31:18,631
You must know I've had a crush
on you
841
00:31:18,710 --> 00:31:21,460
since I can't remember when.
842
00:31:25,508 --> 00:31:26,758
Crush?
843
00:31:26,843 --> 00:31:28,263
Yeah.
844
00:31:33,558 --> 00:31:35,138
You're gonna have to excuse me,
845
00:31:35,226 --> 00:31:36,476
I just remembered.
846
00:31:36,561 --> 00:31:37,651
I have all these postcards,
847
00:31:37,729 --> 00:31:38,979
I promised to write,and
848
00:31:39,063 --> 00:31:39,863
and if I don't get them done
tonight
849
00:31:39,939 --> 00:31:40,939
i...i won't have them ready for
the mail
850
00:31:41,024 --> 00:31:42,694
when we reach port tomorrow.
851
00:31:42,775 --> 00:31:44,815
Postcards?
852
00:31:44,902 --> 00:31:47,782
I knew you'd understand.
853
00:31:47,864 --> 00:31:50,874
The night is young my Fanny.
854
00:31:58,916 --> 00:32:00,166
Hi, doc.
855
00:32:00,251 --> 00:32:01,251
Hi.
856
00:32:01,336 --> 00:32:02,956
Well, your dress designer
857
00:32:03,046 --> 00:32:03,956
was doing great till he got to
858
00:32:04,047 --> 00:32:07,677
the coat.
859
00:32:07,759 --> 00:32:09,969
Julie,
860
00:32:10,053 --> 00:32:12,473
doc, what's the matter with me?
861
00:32:12,555 --> 00:32:16,475
Hey...easy, kid.
862
00:32:16,559 --> 00:32:18,729
What is it?
863
00:32:18,811 --> 00:32:21,061
I think I love him,
864
00:32:21,147 --> 00:32:23,857
and he couldn't care less about
me.
865
00:32:23,941 --> 00:32:24,981
Sean?
866
00:32:25,068 --> 00:32:28,528
Of course he cares.
867
00:32:28,613 --> 00:32:31,373
Then why won't he make a pass at
me?
868
00:32:31,449 --> 00:32:33,949
Well, let me put it this way.
869
00:32:37,872 --> 00:32:39,542
It's a mystery to me.
870
00:32:39,624 --> 00:32:43,094
Look, some guys are just shy...
871
00:32:43,169 --> 00:32:45,249
Why don't you make a pass at
him?
872
00:32:45,338 --> 00:32:47,838
I have been making passes.
873
00:32:47,924 --> 00:32:50,184
At least I think I have.
874
00:32:50,259 --> 00:32:51,259
Well, you see, if you're not
sure,
875
00:32:51,344 --> 00:32:52,894
he probably isn't either.
876
00:32:52,970 --> 00:32:53,720
Well, what am I supposed to do?
877
00:32:53,805 --> 00:32:55,965
Hit him over the head.
878
00:32:56,057 --> 00:32:57,347
It'd be a novel approach.
879
00:32:57,433 --> 00:32:59,563
It might work.
880
00:32:59,644 --> 00:33:00,774
Thanks, doc.
881
00:33:06,401 --> 00:33:07,691
What a band.
882
00:33:07,777 --> 00:33:09,027
They are hot.
883
00:33:09,112 --> 00:33:11,532
This is gonna be a three-shirt
night.
884
00:33:11,614 --> 00:33:12,284
Why don't you come with me,
885
00:33:12,365 --> 00:33:13,235
you'll have a great time.
886
00:33:13,324 --> 00:33:14,584
That cute little Julie's
887
00:33:14,659 --> 00:33:15,739
probably waitin' up there for
you.
888
00:33:15,827 --> 00:33:16,867
Not tonight.
889
00:33:16,953 --> 00:33:19,873
Man, I don't understand you.
890
00:33:19,956 --> 00:33:20,536
Here you got this doll who's
891
00:33:20,623 --> 00:33:21,753
crazy about you, and you don't
892
00:33:21,833 --> 00:33:23,543
take her up on it.
893
00:33:23,626 --> 00:33:25,086
You want to end up a lonely
894
00:33:25,169 --> 00:33:26,629
desperate man like me?...
895
00:33:32,677 --> 00:33:33,927
Yeah.
896
00:33:34,011 --> 00:33:35,721
Well, hey, hi good lookin'.
897
00:33:35,805 --> 00:33:36,885
I was just leavin'.
898
00:33:36,973 --> 00:33:40,313
Go for it.
899
00:33:40,393 --> 00:33:42,773
Hey, hey, hey.
900
00:33:42,854 --> 00:33:45,614
You forgot your jacket.
901
00:33:47,567 --> 00:33:50,237
Well...um,
902
00:34:04,542 --> 00:34:05,042
But I...
903
00:34:05,126 --> 00:34:06,126
Don't talk...
904
00:34:06,210 --> 00:34:07,420
Huh?
905
00:34:07,503 --> 00:34:09,673
Listen,
906
00:34:09,756 --> 00:34:13,006
I'm not Bobby's little sister
anymore.
907
00:34:13,092 --> 00:34:15,682
I'm a full-grown red-blooded
908
00:34:15,762 --> 00:34:17,762
American woman.
909
00:34:17,847 --> 00:34:18,677
I can see that.
910
00:34:18,765 --> 00:34:19,635
Huh?
911
00:34:19,724 --> 00:34:21,144
I can see that.
912
00:34:21,225 --> 00:34:23,095
Anyway...
913
00:34:23,186 --> 00:34:26,356
What I'm looking for is a full
914
00:34:26,439 --> 00:34:29,649
grown red-blooded American
man...
915
00:34:33,905 --> 00:34:34,855
That sounded really stupid,
916
00:34:34,947 --> 00:34:35,987
didn't it?
917
00:34:36,074 --> 00:34:39,664
I don't believe I said that.
918
00:34:39,744 --> 00:34:41,124
Well, this whole seduction thing
919
00:34:41,204 --> 00:34:42,714
is an obvious bust.
920
00:34:42,789 --> 00:34:44,499
I'm the bust.
921
00:34:44,582 --> 00:34:46,502
I couldn't vamp a guy that's
922
00:34:46,584 --> 00:34:47,674
been on a desert island for
923
00:34:47,752 --> 00:34:48,252
forty years.
924
00:34:48,336 --> 00:34:50,546
Oh, wait sure you could...
925
00:34:50,630 --> 00:34:52,550
You're a fantastic lady.
926
00:34:52,632 --> 00:34:56,392
And I think you're great.
927
00:35:00,389 --> 00:35:01,969
I don't want to interrupt this,
928
00:35:02,058 --> 00:35:02,978
but I think I'm having
929
00:35:03,059 --> 00:35:06,059
a heart attack.
930
00:35:06,145 --> 00:35:07,855
Do you think you could find me a
931
00:35:07,939 --> 00:35:10,019
doctor?
932
00:35:10,107 --> 00:35:11,777
And a priest...
933
00:35:18,115 --> 00:35:19,695
Make that just a doctor.
934
00:35:27,792 --> 00:35:29,002
You're a priest?
935
00:35:46,310 --> 00:35:47,730
Now I have to make a confession.
936
00:35:47,812 --> 00:35:48,862
Confess outside.
937
00:35:48,938 --> 00:35:51,358
He needs a little sleep.
938
00:35:51,440 --> 00:35:52,730
Everything's gonna be okay.
939
00:35:52,817 --> 00:35:53,857
I've given you a mild sedative
940
00:35:53,943 --> 00:35:55,363
to relax you, and I'll drop in a
941
00:35:55,444 --> 00:35:56,864
couple of times during the
night.
942
00:35:56,946 --> 00:35:59,526
Thanks, doc.
943
00:35:59,615 --> 00:36:01,235
Anything else you need?
944
00:36:01,325 --> 00:36:03,075
Yeah.
945
00:36:03,161 --> 00:36:04,951
You could stop by the acapulco
946
00:36:05,037 --> 00:36:06,247
lounge and tell that cute little
947
00:36:06,330 --> 00:36:08,250
redhead I was dancing with i'm
948
00:36:08,332 --> 00:36:11,712
gonna have to sit the next one
out.
949
00:36:14,964 --> 00:36:15,974
And so I went on this cruise to
try
950
00:36:16,048 --> 00:36:18,258
and sort things out.
951
00:36:18,342 --> 00:36:20,052
As a priest I felt...
952
00:36:20,136 --> 00:36:23,926
Out of touch, they call it a
crisis of faith,
953
00:36:24,015 --> 00:36:24,925
but I found out that with
954
00:36:25,016 --> 00:36:26,926
or without the collar,
955
00:36:27,018 --> 00:36:28,268
a priest is what I am.
956
00:36:28,352 --> 00:36:29,902
Well, I feel like an idiot
957
00:36:29,979 --> 00:36:31,439
coming onto you like that.
958
00:36:31,522 --> 00:36:32,322
You didn't know and you're
959
00:36:32,398 --> 00:36:33,438
not an idiot.
960
00:36:33,524 --> 00:36:36,784
And if things had been different
961
00:36:36,861 --> 00:36:39,201
things might have been
different.
962
00:36:39,280 --> 00:36:40,410
I couldn't understand why
963
00:36:40,489 --> 00:36:42,159
you didn't want to dance.
964
00:36:42,241 --> 00:36:44,491
You used to be such a terrific
965
00:36:44,577 --> 00:36:45,617
dancer.
966
00:36:45,703 --> 00:36:47,293
I didn't think I'd be any good.
967
00:36:47,371 --> 00:36:49,121
I haven't had much practice
lately.
968
00:36:49,206 --> 00:36:50,116
Well, there's no time
969
00:36:50,207 --> 00:36:53,247
like the present, father.
970
00:36:53,336 --> 00:36:55,296
I'll try not to step on your
toes,
971
00:36:55,379 --> 00:36:57,629
metal mouth.
972
00:37:21,656 --> 00:37:22,656
Morning, sir.
973
00:37:22,740 --> 00:37:23,990
How's the cabin look?
974
00:37:24,075 --> 00:37:25,695
It's not finished yet.
975
00:37:25,785 --> 00:37:27,495
No need to worry, miss McCoy.
976
00:37:27,578 --> 00:37:28,828
Singapore sunset saffron is
977
00:37:28,913 --> 00:37:30,833
worth the wait.
978
00:37:30,915 --> 00:37:32,325
A Singapore who, sir?
979
00:37:32,416 --> 00:37:33,666
Sunset saffron.
980
00:37:33,751 --> 00:37:35,671
It's a color...A very personal
981
00:37:35,753 --> 00:37:36,343
color.
982
00:37:36,420 --> 00:37:38,170
One that up to this point has
983
00:37:38,255 --> 00:37:40,675
only been in my mind's eye.
984
00:37:40,758 --> 00:37:43,638
Oh...yellow.
985
00:37:43,719 --> 00:37:45,639
It's Singapore sunset saffron.
986
00:37:45,721 --> 00:37:46,601
But, sir, this looks
987
00:37:46,681 --> 00:37:47,971
like yellow to me.
988
00:37:48,057 --> 00:37:50,517
Pardon?
989
00:37:50,601 --> 00:37:51,641
This yellow.
990
00:37:51,727 --> 00:37:54,517
Ridiculous...
991
00:37:54,605 --> 00:37:57,645
Oh...
992
00:37:57,733 --> 00:38:00,403
It's the same.
993
00:38:00,486 --> 00:38:02,066
My entire ship is painted
994
00:38:02,154 --> 00:38:05,574
Singapore sunset saffron.
995
00:38:05,658 --> 00:38:06,908
But, sir, what could be
996
00:38:06,993 --> 00:38:09,293
more personal?
997
00:38:11,372 --> 00:38:12,922
Captain, we're all finished.
998
00:38:12,999 --> 00:38:14,209
Oh, your Singapore sunset
999
00:38:14,291 --> 00:38:18,051
saffron is sensational.
1000
00:38:18,129 --> 00:38:19,169
Blue.
1001
00:38:19,255 --> 00:38:20,205
Paint it blue.
1002
00:38:20,297 --> 00:38:21,337
Blue?
1003
00:38:21,424 --> 00:38:23,344
Just plain blue, sir...How 'bout
1004
00:38:23,426 --> 00:38:24,386
Bulgarian Navy blue.
1005
00:38:24,468 --> 00:38:25,848
I don't care.
1006
00:38:25,928 --> 00:38:27,888
Just paint it blue...All of it!
1007
00:38:27,972 --> 00:38:29,022
The trim?
1008
00:38:29,098 --> 00:38:30,058
The woodwork?
1009
00:38:30,141 --> 00:38:32,481
Everything...everything
1010
00:38:32,560 --> 00:38:34,230
will be blue...
1011
00:38:39,317 --> 00:38:42,447
My shoes are yellow.
1012
00:38:42,528 --> 00:38:44,238
Not yellow, sir...
1013
00:38:44,321 --> 00:38:47,161
Singapore sunset saffron.
1014
00:39:02,173 --> 00:39:02,763
Oh, good evening.
1015
00:39:02,840 --> 00:39:03,920
Mr.bootheston.
1016
00:39:04,008 --> 00:39:04,968
How was acapulco?
1017
00:39:05,051 --> 00:39:06,641
Nice, Julie, if you like quaint
1018
00:39:06,719 --> 00:39:07,969
little Mexican souvenirs
1019
00:39:08,054 --> 00:39:10,774
made in quaint little Japan.
1020
00:39:10,848 --> 00:39:12,098
Hey, candles, flowers,
1021
00:39:12,183 --> 00:39:14,563
bottle on ice, you got a heavy
date?
1022
00:39:14,643 --> 00:39:15,603
My granddaughter...
1023
00:39:15,686 --> 00:39:17,936
And from the way she eats, I
1024
00:39:18,022 --> 00:39:19,482
think she would never be heavy.
1025
00:39:19,565 --> 00:39:20,565
One of her ancestors must have
1026
00:39:20,649 --> 00:39:22,989
been a rabbit.
1027
00:39:23,069 --> 00:39:23,939
Where is Nancy?
1028
00:39:24,028 --> 00:39:25,238
She'll be aboard soon.
1029
00:39:25,321 --> 00:39:29,491
She's saying goodbye to a young
man.
1030
00:39:29,575 --> 00:39:31,285
Well, you have a terrific
dinner.
1031
00:39:31,368 --> 00:39:32,618
And don't let all that champagne
1032
00:39:32,703 --> 00:39:33,293
go to your head.
1033
00:39:33,370 --> 00:39:34,660
Not for me.
1034
00:39:34,747 --> 00:39:39,497
Nancy's only sixteen...
1035
00:39:39,585 --> 00:39:40,745
According to her taste, I had
1036
00:39:40,836 --> 00:39:42,126
the steward make up a bag of my
1037
00:39:42,213 --> 00:39:43,883
carrot juice...
1038
00:39:48,969 --> 00:39:53,809
Thank you.
1039
00:39:53,891 --> 00:39:55,601
Announcer: "Good evening, ladies
and gentlemen."
1040
00:39:55,684 --> 00:39:57,854
"We hope you enjoyed your stay
in acapulco."
1041
00:39:57,937 --> 00:39:58,977
Our next stop...
1042
00:39:59,063 --> 00:39:59,983
Puerto vallarta...At
1043
00:40:00,064 --> 00:40:00,654
oh-eight-hundred tomorrow
1044
00:40:00,731 --> 00:40:02,231
morning.
1045
00:40:33,431 --> 00:40:34,391
Mr.bootheston,
1046
00:40:34,473 --> 00:40:37,023
how are you today?
1047
00:40:37,101 --> 00:40:38,061
Perfect.
1048
00:40:38,144 --> 00:40:40,524
Did you have fun in puerto
vallarta?
1049
00:40:40,604 --> 00:40:41,654
Fun?
1050
00:40:41,730 --> 00:40:42,690
Is that all you people on board
1051
00:40:42,773 --> 00:40:43,523
ship think about?
1052
00:40:43,607 --> 00:40:44,647
Fun, fun, fun.
1053
00:40:44,733 --> 00:40:46,363
Who goes on a cruise ship to
have fun.
1054
00:40:46,443 --> 00:40:49,363
I haven't seen your grand
daughter today.
1055
00:40:49,446 --> 00:40:51,526
She stayed back in acapulco.
1056
00:40:51,615 --> 00:40:54,695
Would you like me to notify the
authorities?
1057
00:40:54,785 --> 00:40:56,405
No, she's a grown girl.
1058
00:40:56,495 --> 00:40:57,405
Perfectly able to take care of
1059
00:40:57,496 --> 00:40:58,036
herself.
1060
00:40:58,122 --> 00:40:59,122
Let her do her own thing and
1061
00:40:59,206 --> 00:41:00,786
I'll do mine.
1062
00:41:04,128 --> 00:41:05,248
Hey, mister, want a taste
1063
00:41:05,337 --> 00:41:06,707
a burrito that could set your
1064
00:41:06,797 --> 00:41:08,507
house on fire?
1065
00:41:08,591 --> 00:41:09,551
Nancy!
1066
00:41:09,633 --> 00:41:10,683
Hi...
1067
00:41:10,759 --> 00:41:12,339
Don't do that!
1068
00:41:12,428 --> 00:41:12,718
What?
1069
00:41:12,803 --> 00:41:13,683
Why not?
1070
00:41:13,762 --> 00:41:15,512
You just killed your burrito.
1071
00:41:15,598 --> 00:41:16,718
Oh...
1072
00:41:19,685 --> 00:41:21,395
Nancy.
1073
00:41:21,478 --> 00:41:22,768
You were worried.
1074
00:41:22,855 --> 00:41:24,185
No, I wasn't.
1075
00:41:24,273 --> 00:41:25,573
Yes, I was...
1076
00:41:25,649 --> 00:41:26,569
A little.
1077
00:41:26,650 --> 00:41:27,690
Come on.
1078
00:41:27,776 --> 00:41:30,066
A lot...
1079
00:41:30,154 --> 00:41:31,204
Oh, Nancy.
1080
00:41:31,280 --> 00:41:35,240
Oh, I'm so sorry.
1081
00:41:35,326 --> 00:41:38,076
Randy and I got hung up in this
long conversation.
1082
00:41:38,162 --> 00:41:40,252
Before we knew it the ship was
gone.
1083
00:41:40,331 --> 00:41:40,961
But he drove all night to catch
1084
00:41:41,040 --> 00:41:42,420
up with the ship.
1085
00:41:42,500 --> 00:41:43,670
That was real nice of him.
1086
00:41:43,751 --> 00:41:45,631
He's a nice guy.
1087
00:41:45,711 --> 00:41:47,421
Only he agrees with you...
1088
00:41:47,504 --> 00:41:48,964
We should wait to get married.
1089
00:41:49,048 --> 00:41:51,758
He's also a bright guy.
1090
00:41:51,842 --> 00:41:54,142
And I'm gonna go and finish
school
1091
00:41:54,220 --> 00:41:55,600
even if it does mean staying
1092
00:41:55,679 --> 00:41:58,309
with those people in Santa
Monica.
1093
00:41:58,390 --> 00:41:59,430
They may not be as bad
1094
00:41:59,516 --> 00:42:02,476
as you think they are.
1095
00:42:02,561 --> 00:42:03,851
You're sixteen...After all
1096
00:42:03,938 --> 00:42:05,648
that'll be only two more years.
1097
00:42:05,731 --> 00:42:08,111
Two years...
1098
00:42:08,192 --> 00:42:10,532
It might as well be a hundred.
1099
00:42:10,611 --> 00:42:11,781
Oh...
1100
00:42:11,862 --> 00:42:14,572
Time flies.
1101
00:42:19,828 --> 00:42:21,578
Gopher, is that the captain's
plant?
1102
00:42:21,664 --> 00:42:22,874
That's right.
1103
00:42:22,957 --> 00:42:24,457
I'm the only one he trusts with
it.
1104
00:42:24,541 --> 00:42:25,291
You know I've done a lot
1105
00:42:25,376 --> 00:42:27,246
of reading about plants, and
1106
00:42:27,336 --> 00:42:28,416
that particular kind survives a
1107
00:42:28,504 --> 00:42:30,304
lot longer on salt water.
1108
00:42:30,381 --> 00:42:31,421
No kidding?
1109
00:42:31,507 --> 00:42:32,587
Honest.
1110
00:42:36,845 --> 00:42:39,175
Thanks for the tip.
1111
00:42:41,392 --> 00:42:42,562
Here you are, captain, take
these.
1112
00:42:42,643 --> 00:42:43,313
What are they?
1113
00:42:43,394 --> 00:42:44,354
Tranquilizers.
1114
00:42:44,436 --> 00:42:45,846
If your cabin's not painted
1115
00:42:45,938 --> 00:42:46,898
right this time, I want you to
1116
00:42:46,981 --> 00:42:47,481
be prepared.
1117
00:42:47,564 --> 00:42:47,984
Nonsense.
1118
00:42:48,065 --> 00:42:49,145
What can go wrong?
1119
00:42:49,233 --> 00:42:50,823
I gave them specific, accurate
1120
00:42:50,901 --> 00:42:51,821
instructions that any
1121
00:42:51,902 --> 00:42:54,662
moron...any two morons could
1122
00:42:54,738 --> 00:42:55,318
follow...
1123
00:42:55,406 --> 00:42:58,696
Just paint everything blue.
1124
00:43:20,931 --> 00:43:21,681
Oh, how do you like it,
1125
00:43:21,765 --> 00:43:25,975
captain?
1126
00:43:26,061 --> 00:43:26,521
I told you it'd leave
1127
00:43:26,603 --> 00:43:27,693
him speechless, Ronald.
1128
00:43:27,771 --> 00:43:28,811
I told you.
1129
00:43:28,897 --> 00:43:30,517
Yes, you did, Vincent...
1130
00:43:30,607 --> 00:43:32,527
You said it would leave him
1131
00:43:32,609 --> 00:43:33,649
speechless.
1132
00:43:33,736 --> 00:43:34,776
I'll get some water for
1133
00:43:34,862 --> 00:43:36,532
your tranquilizers captain.
1134
00:43:40,826 --> 00:43:43,156
Well...maybe I'll get used to
it.
1135
00:43:47,124 --> 00:43:49,424
Or maybe I'll hang two
1136
00:43:49,501 --> 00:43:51,461
painters from the yard-arm.
1137
00:43:51,545 --> 00:43:53,255
If any of your friends have
boats, sir,
1138
00:43:53,339 --> 00:43:55,589
please tell them about us.
1139
00:43:57,801 --> 00:44:01,221
Here's your hat,sir.
1140
00:44:01,305 --> 00:44:04,765
Get off my ship!
1141
00:44:25,788 --> 00:44:26,208
Officer.
1142
00:44:26,288 --> 00:44:27,248
Yes, sir.
1143
00:44:27,331 --> 00:44:28,211
Officer, I would like
1144
00:44:28,290 --> 00:44:28,870
to make arrangements for a
1145
00:44:28,957 --> 00:44:29,787
series of ship to shore calls.
1146
00:44:29,875 --> 00:44:31,165
Yes, sir.
1147
00:44:31,251 --> 00:44:32,001
Furthermore, I'd like to make it
1148
00:44:32,086 --> 00:44:33,456
arranged to have them put on my
bill.
1149
00:44:33,545 --> 00:44:34,125
Of course, sir.
1150
00:44:34,213 --> 00:44:34,763
As you know we're here to make
1151
00:44:34,838 --> 00:44:36,088
you happy.
1152
00:44:36,173 --> 00:44:37,263
Oh, thank you,officer.
1153
00:44:37,341 --> 00:44:38,591
In that case, put them on your
1154
00:44:38,675 --> 00:44:40,675
bill.
1155
00:44:55,692 --> 00:44:56,942
Ronald?
1156
00:44:57,027 --> 00:44:59,607
Vincent?
1157
00:44:59,696 --> 00:45:01,116
I know you're hiding in here.
1158
00:45:01,198 --> 00:45:02,448
I can smell paint.
1159
00:45:02,533 --> 00:45:04,953
Hello, Julie.
1160
00:45:08,914 --> 00:45:11,674
Ah, what's new?
1161
00:45:11,750 --> 00:45:13,340
The captain's in his quarters
1162
00:45:13,419 --> 00:45:14,799
so please get off the ship
1163
00:45:14,878 --> 00:45:16,168
now before he sees you,
1164
00:45:16,255 --> 00:45:17,965
or I'll be off with you.
1165
00:45:18,048 --> 00:45:19,628
Oh, we're very sorry for all
1166
00:45:19,716 --> 00:45:21,636
the mishaps, miss McCoy,
1167
00:45:21,718 --> 00:45:23,138
and thank you for everything.
1168
00:45:23,220 --> 00:45:24,970
Yes.
1169
00:45:25,055 --> 00:45:29,515
Thank you, Julie.
1170
00:45:29,601 --> 00:45:30,981
There's blue paint all
1171
00:45:31,061 --> 00:45:32,981
over my hand.
1172
00:45:33,063 --> 00:45:34,113
Vincent: Oh, no there isn't.
1173
00:45:34,189 --> 00:45:35,149
No, that's midnight
1174
00:45:35,232 --> 00:45:37,902
mediterranean magenta.
1175
00:45:42,114 --> 00:45:43,664
Well, Ronald,
1176
00:45:43,740 --> 00:45:44,780
what do we do now?
1177
00:45:44,867 --> 00:45:45,737
What would do you say
1178
00:45:45,826 --> 00:45:47,826
to a skiing vacation in veo.
1179
00:45:47,911 --> 00:45:51,211
We could be ski instructors.
1180
00:45:51,290 --> 00:45:52,710
We can't ski.
1181
00:45:52,791 --> 00:45:54,841
Well, we can't paint either.
1182
00:45:54,918 --> 00:45:56,708
We did con them out of a free
1183
00:45:56,795 --> 00:45:59,205
cruise, didn't we?
1184
00:45:59,298 --> 00:45:59,798
Come on, painter, we'll go
1185
00:45:59,882 --> 00:46:01,592
skiing.
1186
00:46:12,769 --> 00:46:14,899
Oh, hello Julie
1187
00:46:14,980 --> 00:46:15,900
well so long it's been a
1188
00:46:15,981 --> 00:46:18,321
grand cruise.
1189
00:46:18,400 --> 00:46:19,690
Thanks for everything.
1190
00:46:19,776 --> 00:46:20,356
Well, I want you both to
1191
00:46:20,444 --> 00:46:22,494
know it's been a real pleasure
1192
00:46:22,571 --> 00:46:24,031
having two generations of
1193
00:46:24,114 --> 00:46:27,704
boothestons on board.
1194
00:46:27,784 --> 00:46:28,204
I hope you'll both be back with
1195
00:46:28,285 --> 00:46:29,325
us again.
1196
00:46:29,411 --> 00:46:31,541
Thanks...
1197
00:46:31,622 --> 00:46:32,712
Goodbye.
1198
00:46:39,713 --> 00:46:40,713
I gotta go.
1199
00:46:40,797 --> 00:46:43,217
Oh, look, there's a seagull.
1200
00:46:43,300 --> 00:46:44,090
Hey, I feel lousy enough
1201
00:46:44,176 --> 00:46:45,506
as it is, please let me go.
1202
00:46:45,594 --> 00:46:46,394
You know, you hardly ever
1203
00:46:46,470 --> 00:46:48,390
see a seagull in mackey's port
1204
00:46:48,472 --> 00:46:49,062
Pennsylvania.
1205
00:46:49,139 --> 00:46:50,059
What's going on.
1206
00:46:50,140 --> 00:46:51,770
I mean it's tough enough to
1207
00:46:51,850 --> 00:46:52,940
stand here without blubbering
1208
00:46:53,018 --> 00:46:54,648
like some sixteen year old
1209
00:46:54,728 --> 00:46:55,728
without you stalling.
1210
00:46:55,812 --> 00:46:57,692
Who's stalling?
1211
00:46:57,773 --> 00:46:58,733
Hi, Nancy.
1212
00:46:58,815 --> 00:47:01,025
Miss westcott.
1213
00:47:01,109 --> 00:47:01,399
Bootheston.
1214
00:47:01,485 --> 00:47:02,485
Franklyn b.
1215
00:47:02,569 --> 00:47:03,359
Oh, it's nice to
1216
00:47:03,445 --> 00:47:05,025
finally meet you after talking
1217
00:47:05,113 --> 00:47:06,073
so many times.
1218
00:47:06,156 --> 00:47:06,616
You two've been talking?
1219
00:47:06,698 --> 00:47:07,238
Well, I've been trying
1220
00:47:07,324 --> 00:47:08,584
to find out from your social
1221
00:47:08,659 --> 00:47:09,699
worker, since you don't like
1222
00:47:09,785 --> 00:47:10,655
that family you're staying with,
1223
00:47:10,744 --> 00:47:13,084
if you'd like to try me out.
1224
00:47:13,163 --> 00:47:13,583
You mean you want to be
1225
00:47:13,664 --> 00:47:16,464
my foster parent?...
1226
00:47:16,542 --> 00:47:17,832
Oh wow.
1227
00:47:17,918 --> 00:47:19,338
Of course, we'd have to put Mr.
1228
00:47:19,419 --> 00:47:20,249
Bootheston through a rigorous
1229
00:47:20,337 --> 00:47:21,377
screening, but there's a
1230
00:47:21,463 --> 00:47:22,423
possibility.
1231
00:47:22,506 --> 00:47:24,416
Wow...
1232
00:47:24,508 --> 00:47:25,548
Oh, wow...
1233
00:47:25,634 --> 00:47:26,554
You see, she needs me, if only
1234
00:47:26,635 --> 00:47:29,255
to enlarge her vocabulary.
1235
00:47:29,346 --> 00:47:30,256
It may take time to
1236
00:47:30,347 --> 00:47:31,387
make the change.
1237
00:47:31,473 --> 00:47:31,933
That's okay with me.
1238
00:47:32,015 --> 00:47:33,425
He's worth waiting for.
1239
00:47:33,517 --> 00:47:35,227
And so is she.
1240
00:47:35,310 --> 00:47:36,440
Hey, this is far out.
1241
00:47:36,520 --> 00:47:37,600
I mean, I'll take care of you.
1242
00:47:37,688 --> 00:47:39,108
I can cook for you.
1243
00:47:39,189 --> 00:47:39,729
If you serve me a
1244
00:47:39,815 --> 00:47:40,765
seceni peppered with bean
1245
00:47:40,857 --> 00:47:42,107
sprouts, the deal is off.
1246
00:47:42,192 --> 00:47:43,902
Oh, no, I won't do that.
1247
00:47:57,875 --> 00:47:59,495
Well, so long, Julie.
1248
00:47:59,585 --> 00:48:00,585
It's been quite a trip.
1249
00:48:00,669 --> 00:48:01,299
It's been nice seeing you
1250
00:48:01,378 --> 00:48:03,628
after all these years.
1251
00:48:03,714 --> 00:48:04,634
Wouldn't it be great if one of
1252
00:48:04,715 --> 00:48:07,295
these days I could marry you.
1253
00:48:07,384 --> 00:48:08,434
What?
1254
00:48:08,510 --> 00:48:09,800
In my church.
1255
00:48:09,886 --> 00:48:11,136
Oh.
1256
00:48:11,221 --> 00:48:12,641
You bring the groom.
1257
00:48:12,723 --> 00:48:14,433
Oh, there you are...
1258
00:48:14,516 --> 00:48:16,016
Adios doll, it was an
1259
00:48:16,101 --> 00:48:17,941
interesting voyage.
1260
00:48:18,020 --> 00:48:18,980
Goodbye, Mickey.
1261
00:48:19,062 --> 00:48:19,982
So long, roomy,
1262
00:48:20,063 --> 00:48:21,113
thanks for everything.
1263
00:48:21,189 --> 00:48:23,189
And I mean everything, father.
1264
00:48:28,030 --> 00:48:29,530
How is he?
1265
00:48:29,615 --> 00:48:30,815
Well, the doctor says he
1266
00:48:30,907 --> 00:48:33,157
has a case of
gastro-intestinitis
1267
00:48:33,243 --> 00:48:35,583
and a legro modenous.
1268
00:48:35,662 --> 00:48:37,292
Oh, that's Latin for acute
1269
00:48:37,372 --> 00:48:38,542
indigestion and an overabundance
1270
00:48:38,624 --> 00:48:42,844
of boogying...
1271
00:48:42,919 --> 00:48:46,299
Well, so long, Julie.
1272
00:48:49,426 --> 00:48:50,796
Bye bye.
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