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* {\i1}MTV.{\i0} *
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Are you still here?
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You need to get going.
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I can't get going.
I told you I don't feel well.
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What's the matter now?
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Oh, nothing, I just had
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explosive fucking diarrhea
all night
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because you decided
to get us KFC for dinner.
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You have KFC all the time.
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Yeah, and I have
diarrhea all the time!
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You're not staying home all day
and playing {\i1}Baldur's Gate 3.{\i0}
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- Now let's go.
- Ugh!
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Have a good day at school,
sweetie.
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Fuck you, Mom!
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This is bullshit.
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How do you get your mom arrested
for child abuse?
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She wouldn't let you stay home
and play {\i1}Baldur's Gate 3,{\i0}
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huh, fat ass?
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Who you callin' fat,
you heathen bitch?
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Dude, you don't wanna
miss school today.
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Clyde said he's gonna fart
on Tammy Mullins during P.E.
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Tammy Mullins has
sweet fucking knockers.
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Dude, Kenny,
enough about Tammy's knockers!
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You sound like
a white male trying to
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re-establish the patriarchy.
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(screaming)
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Eric, it's okay.
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- It's okay.
- Mom! Mom!
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I had a dream that...
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I was replaced
by a diverse woman!
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Oh, not again.
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Yeah, only this time,
it wasn't just me.
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They were taking all my favorite
people and replacing them
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with diverse women complaining
about the patriarchy.
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Will you check
under the bed and make sure
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there's no Disney executives
under there?
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- I promise there's not.
- I'm scared, Mom!
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Will you please just look
and make sure Kathleen Kennedy
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isn't under my bed?
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Kathleen Kennedy
is not under your bed.
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Can you check the closet?
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Eric, enough.
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I've told you there's no such
thing as Disney executives
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who replace everyone you love
with diverse women
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who complain
about the patriarchy.
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Now be a big boy.
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It's-it's not real.
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It's... it's not real.
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* *
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(rooster crows)
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- Get up!
- (yells)
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Come on, Stan, get up.
Let's go.
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- What, Dad?
- Downstairs.
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Let's go.
I'm sick of this shit.
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Okay.
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It has come to my attention
lately that
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young people today
don't know how to do shit.
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You got your phones and your AI
and you kids haven't
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learned to be able
to actually do anything.
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So we're going
to take this morning to
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learn how to fix something.
You see this?
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See this?
The oven door isn't working.
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It's falling off the hinges.
So what do we do?
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Shelley?
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I don't know.
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It's very simple.
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You gotta
make the hinges tighter
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so the oven door's more secure.
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So what you do is...
you take out your phone
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and you call the handyman.
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(line ringing)
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{\i1}HANDYMAN (over phone): Hello?{\i0}
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Hello. It's Randy Marsh.
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My oven door is not working.
Please come fix it.
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Now we rest
until the handyman comes.
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(tool clicking)
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Are you following this
at all, guys?
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- Is this seeping in?
- Nope.
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No, it looks like
the screws are totally stripped.
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What does that mean?
What's wrong?
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Can't get 'er fixed right now,
I gotta get
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some different washers
at the Home Depot.
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Okay, do that.
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Can't do it right now,
I gotta get
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over to Stephen Stotch's house
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and install his closet shelves.
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Okay, see, kids,
this happens sometimes
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but handymen don't make a lot
of money, so here's what you do.
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Oh, okay, I will pay you
an extra 30 bucks
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if you fix my oven now.
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Yeah, sorry, but Stotch already
gave me an extra 50 bucks.
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I will pay you
an extra 55 bucks.
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Randy, did you fix
the oven door yet?
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I'm working on it!
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Look, please.
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Whatever you want.
I'll throw in a six-pack
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of beer and you can get drunk.
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I don't need your trivial
little perks anymore, Marsh.
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I got work comin'
out my ears. It's like...
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I don't know,
it's like nobody knows
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how to do shit anymore.
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You're--
You're just gonna leave?
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I'll pay a different handyman.
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Yeah, go for it, buddy,
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I got so much money
I don't care.
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What the hell is going on?
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All right, just try to relax.
Take a deep breath.
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(inhales) Now tell me exactly
what it is you're afraid of.
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I keep having the same dream.
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Everywhere I look,
people are being replaced.
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Okay. And who do you think
is going to have you replaced?
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Them. The puppet masters.
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The last time I had the dream,
I was, I was walking
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down the school hallway...
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* *
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{\i1}And then I see Butters,{\i0}
{\i1}and he's like...{\i0}
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(Cartman's voice):
Hey, Eric! You wanna see
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what my mom packed me for lunch?
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{\i1}And that's when{\i0}
{\i1}I start to notice{\i0}
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{\i1}that something's wrong.{\i0}
{\i1}Everyone I cared about{\i0}
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{\i1}has been{\i0}
{\i1}systematically replaced.{\i0}
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{\i1}And finally I want to scream{\i0}
{\i1}and I'm like...{\i0}
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Why are they replacing
every single character
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with someone who is diverse?
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{\i1}- But then Kenny's like...{\i0}
- (Cartman's voice): It's not
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our fault, it's 'cause of
Kathleen Kennedy.
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{\i1}But then Kathleen Kennedy's{\i0}
{\i1}just like...{\i0}
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Fuck it! Make it more lame.
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{\i1}CARTMAN:{\i0}
{\i1}And everyone in town is like,{\i0}
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{\i1}"No, please, Kathleen Kennedy,{\i0}
{\i1}stop ruining everything."{\i0}
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{\i1}But Kathleen Kennedy{\i0}
{\i1}is all like...{\i0}
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Put another gay diverse
woman in it.
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Make it more fucking lame.
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{\i1}And Disney stock just keeps{\i0}
{\i1}going down and down and down!{\i0}
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{\i1}And then Bob Iger is all like...{\i0}
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(Cartman's voice): No! No!
What's going on with my stocks?
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No, Kathleen Kennedy!
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(screaming)
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Oh. It happened again,
didn't it?
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Okay, Eric, I think I know
what's going on here.
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Your fears aren't about Disney
replacing everything you love.
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What everyone is afraid of these
days is being replaced by AI.
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- AI?
- But you don't need
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to worry, Eric.
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As long as you work hard
and stay in school,
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you can make something
of yourself.
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Become an elite worker like
I did that AI can't replace.
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You're a therapist
and the best thing
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you have to tell me is
"stay in school"?
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You're in control
of your future, Eric.
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You just need to ask yourself,
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"Who will be the people
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still making money
in the AI-driven future?"
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(electricity crackles)
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What the-- What the fuck?
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(tool clicking)
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Could you hurry it up, please?
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I kind of need to
get back to work.
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Yep, well, looks like
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you got a short
in the outlet there.
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I'd have to get a new outlet
at Home Depot.
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I can probably come
change it on the 28th.
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28th? No, no, no, look.
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I'll give a hundred bucks
to get this done today.
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I already got a feller
giving me thousands
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to fix his toilet
this afternoon.
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Thousands?
I can't afford that.
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Free therapy sessions.
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How about we trade?
You do the handiwork for me.
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And I'll give you five
free therapy sessions!
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Oh, no, thanks.
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I do all my therapy
on the AI Freudbot app.
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{\i1}ANNOUNCER: This is{\i0}
South Park Breaking News.
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Shocking developments
in the country today,
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it appears that nobody
knows how to do shit anymore.
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Our own Chris Martins
is live on the scene.
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Tom, I'm standing in
my bathroom where the new
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tile for my shower
has yet to be installed.
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As you can see, the tile has
started to peel off in places.
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Now the handyman was supposed
to come days ago to fix it
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but he claims to have
better offers
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from other white-collar workers
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like me whose practical
know-how has atrophied.
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It appears
we've all screwed ourselves
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by relying on technology and AI.
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- (phone chimes)
- Hey, Siri,
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how do you fix
a broken oven door?
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{\i1}SIRI: Here's what I found{\i0}
{\i1}from reference.com.{\i0}
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{\i1}Undo any screws that{\i0}
{\i1}hold the hinges in position,{\i0}
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{\i1}pull the door upward{\i0}
{\i1}and then outwards{\i0}
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{\i1}to detach hinges from the oven.{\i0}
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{\i1}Insert the new hinge{\i0}
{\i1}into the hinge holes{\i0}
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{\i1}and secure the hinges{\i0}
{\i1}with screws.{\i0}
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Hey, Siri, okay,
can you do that for me?
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{\i1}Can I do what for you?{\i0}
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Can you fix my oven door for me?
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It's broken.
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{\i1}I cannot do that{\i0}
{\i1}because I do not have arms.{\i0}
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{\i1}You will need{\i0}
{\i1}to call a handyman.{\i0}
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The handyman isn't available.
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He's all, like, rich now
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and I fucking rely on him to
keep everything working here!
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{\i1}I am unable to fix an oven door.{\i0}
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Oh, well, hey, Siri,
I thought AI was supposed to be
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this amazing scary advancement
that could, like, do anything.
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Hey, Randy,
the oven door in the kitchen
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- still isn't--
- I am working on it!
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Hey, Siri,
all the handymen are rich
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and I can't afford them anymore
so what do I do?
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{\i1}Perhaps you could find{\i0}
{\i1}an unlicensed worker{\i0}
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{\i1}who does small day jobs{\i0}
{\i1}for cash.{\i0}
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You mean like those
broke-ass illegal immigrants
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down at Home Depot?
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I'm sorry, I shouldn't
have said it that way.
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Hey, Siri, you mean like those
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broke-ass illegal immigrants
down at Home Depot?
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{\i1}Yes. There are often{\i0}
{\i1}people sitting out front{\i0}
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{\i1}of Home Depot{\i0}
{\i1}waiting to be hired for work.{\i0}
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Yeah. Those guys!
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(school bell rings)
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Hey, Kenny, can we talk to you?
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Sure, guys, what's up?
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Well, Clyde says that you
told Tammy Mullins
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he was gonna fart on her in P.E.
so she didn't show up.
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Yeah, I might have told her.
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Well, Kenny, everyone was really
looking forward to that.
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Why did you ruin it?
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I told you guys
I think Tammy Mullins
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- has sweet fucking knockers.
- CARTMAN: You guys!
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You guys! Something super crazy
is happening, you guys.
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You went on a diet?
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This is serious, Kyle!
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At first they were just dreams,
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but now I feel like
I'm actually changing.
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Why would I be having visions
that I'm a diverse woman?
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Because you're a fat,
racist piece of shit.
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Goddamn it, I'm not fat.
I'm just shamed for my body
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in a world where white men
decide what's beautiful.
239
00:09:46,570 --> 00:09:48,740
(gasps)
What the fuck was that?!
240
00:09:48,940 --> 00:09:51,810
Why would I say that?
I don't say that. You see?!
241
00:09:52,010 --> 00:09:54,210
This is happening
to all of us, you guys.
242
00:09:54,410 --> 00:09:55,980
You might think
everything is okay.
243
00:09:56,180 --> 00:09:58,750
But Disney... is gonna get ya.
244
00:09:58,950 --> 00:10:00,520
Kathleen Kennedy's
gonna get ya.
245
00:10:00,720 --> 00:10:03,360
Disney and Kathleen Kennedy
are gonna get ya!
246
00:10:03,560 --> 00:10:05,160
(screaming)
247
00:10:05,360 --> 00:10:07,830
I don't think that what
I'm experiencing are dreams.
248
00:10:08,030 --> 00:10:09,800
I think that what
I'm seeing are windows...
249
00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:11,960
into alternate universes.
250
00:10:12,160 --> 00:10:13,580
Yeah, okay, I'm out.
251
00:10:14,350 --> 00:10:15,530
It's true, Kyle, there could be
252
00:10:15,730 --> 00:10:17,270
other universes
with other versions of--
253
00:10:17,470 --> 00:10:19,070
Everyone's sick of
the stupid multiverse, Cartman.
254
00:10:19,270 --> 00:10:21,140
It's not stupid,
it's totally possible
255
00:10:21,340 --> 00:10:22,740
and if you can't--
256
00:10:22,940 --> 00:10:24,340
(muffled): Kyle? Kyle?
257
00:10:24,540 --> 00:10:26,380
I swear, the multiverse is
just an excuse for lazy writing.
258
00:10:26,580 --> 00:10:28,450
- Whoa. Kyle!
- Yeah, it's like
every damn movie now.
259
00:10:28,650 --> 00:10:29,750
Kyle, what is this?
260
00:10:29,950 --> 00:10:31,850
Uh, you might
wanna listen to him, Kyle!
261
00:10:32,050 --> 00:10:33,620
Kyle, you gotta help me!
262
00:10:33,820 --> 00:10:34,690
Help me, Kyle!
263
00:10:34,890 --> 00:10:36,670
(screaming)
264
00:10:51,290 --> 00:10:53,070
(whistles) Hey!
265
00:10:53,270 --> 00:10:54,470
Hey, I need a worker!
266
00:10:54,670 --> 00:10:56,470
- Is that a handyman?
- There's one!
267
00:10:56,670 --> 00:10:57,980
- (all clamoring)
- Hey, you wanna trade?
268
00:10:58,180 --> 00:10:59,340
What the fuck?
269
00:10:59,540 --> 00:11:01,310
Randy! You know how
to do stuff, right?
270
00:11:01,510 --> 00:11:02,580
I gotta get the radiant heat
271
00:11:02,780 --> 00:11:04,080
installed in my house
and I'm offering
272
00:11:04,280 --> 00:11:05,920
free legal advice in exchange.
273
00:11:06,120 --> 00:11:07,520
You need a reporter?
274
00:11:07,720 --> 00:11:09,960
I'll report the news to you
if you fix my shower tile!
275
00:11:10,160 --> 00:11:12,320
How about a computer programmer?
I can do coding!
276
00:11:12,520 --> 00:11:14,060
Insurance broker?
Insurance broker?
277
00:11:14,260 --> 00:11:15,690
What the hell are
you guys doing here?
278
00:11:15,890 --> 00:11:18,030
We're trying to get
a handyman to do stuff for us.
279
00:11:18,230 --> 00:11:20,170
You know how to
install radiant heat or not?
280
00:11:20,370 --> 00:11:23,800
No, I need some broke-ass
immigrants to fix my oven door.
281
00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:25,270
- (all groaning)
- Dang it.
282
00:11:25,470 --> 00:11:27,620
Hey! Here comes
a different handyman!
283
00:11:28,890 --> 00:11:32,710
(whistles) Hey, anyone wanna
make a bunch of money?
284
00:11:32,910 --> 00:11:35,830
I need four workers who know
how to use a power saw.
285
00:11:36,770 --> 00:11:39,420
I'll do lawyer work if
you install my radiant heat!
286
00:11:39,620 --> 00:11:41,250
I've got skills
in human resources.
287
00:11:41,450 --> 00:11:42,650
Let's work something out!
288
00:11:42,860 --> 00:11:46,270
No, I need guys that know
how to work a power saw.
289
00:11:47,840 --> 00:11:51,650
None of you know how to
work a power saw? Jesus Christ.
290
00:11:54,380 --> 00:11:56,580
What universe is this?
291
00:12:06,630 --> 00:12:09,250
Yo, Kenny, we gotta
ask you something.
292
00:12:09,450 --> 00:12:12,120
Are you, like,
in love with Tammy Mullins?
293
00:12:12,320 --> 00:12:14,720
I'm not in love with her,
I just like her knockers.
294
00:12:14,920 --> 00:12:17,190
Okay, well, why would you
protect someone from getting
295
00:12:17,390 --> 00:12:19,890
farted on unless there
were some real feelings there?
296
00:12:20,090 --> 00:12:22,090
Dude, I said I was sorry, okay?
297
00:12:22,290 --> 00:12:23,630
You guys! You guys!
298
00:12:23,830 --> 00:12:26,660
Something really weird
is going on!
299
00:12:26,870 --> 00:12:29,530
I keep having the same dream
that I'm a fat little white boy.
300
00:12:29,730 --> 00:12:32,270
You ain't white,
but you definitely fat.
301
00:12:32,470 --> 00:12:33,840
This is serious, Kyle!
302
00:12:34,040 --> 00:12:37,080
It's more than a dream,
it's becoming like real now!
303
00:12:37,280 --> 00:12:38,580
I keep seeing all of you!
304
00:12:38,780 --> 00:12:40,650
Being replaced by
little white motherfuckers!
305
00:12:40,850 --> 00:12:43,320
Well, maybe you should try
not being so racist, Cartman.
306
00:12:43,520 --> 00:12:45,550
You can't be racist
towards white people, Stan!
307
00:12:45,750 --> 00:12:48,790
They all honky-ass bitches!
You know what this is?
308
00:12:48,990 --> 00:12:51,840
I think this is some
alternate universe shit.
309
00:12:52,670 --> 00:12:54,660
Yeah, right, you just
acting crazy 'cause you wanna
310
00:12:54,860 --> 00:12:57,460
- get sent home from school.
- No, I'm not, Kyle!
311
00:12:57,660 --> 00:12:59,260
Yeah, bitch, you just
wanna get sent home
312
00:12:59,460 --> 00:13:01,470
so you can play {\i1}Baldur's Gate 3.{\i0}
313
00:13:01,670 --> 00:13:04,450
(yelling)
314
00:13:05,590 --> 00:13:07,590
(yelling)
315
00:13:09,360 --> 00:13:11,680
What the fuck?
316
00:13:11,880 --> 00:13:13,580
Oh, my God, it's all real!
317
00:13:13,780 --> 00:13:16,650
Whatever you're doing,
Cartman, we ain't buyin' it.
318
00:13:16,850 --> 00:13:19,480
Stay away from me! You aren't
my friends! Do you understand?
319
00:13:19,680 --> 00:13:21,950
Is that supposed to be Cartman?
320
00:13:22,150 --> 00:13:23,660
It ain't Cartman
but it's still fat.
321
00:13:23,860 --> 00:13:25,520
Just more like
little round and fat.
322
00:13:25,720 --> 00:13:27,560
Yeah, like Tammy Mullins'
knockers.
323
00:13:27,760 --> 00:13:28,860
Kenny! Brah.
324
00:13:29,060 --> 00:13:31,030
Chill with the knockers. Man!
325
00:13:31,230 --> 00:13:33,370
No...
326
00:13:33,570 --> 00:13:35,780
No...!
327
00:13:37,020 --> 00:13:39,400
(school bell rings)
328
00:13:39,600 --> 00:13:41,540
Okay, so Clyde says he
can probably try to fart
329
00:13:41,740 --> 00:13:43,310
on Tammy Mullins again
during fourth period.
330
00:13:43,510 --> 00:13:45,240
But this time Kenny
has to keep his mouth shut.
331
00:13:45,440 --> 00:13:47,450
It's fine!
I won't say anything, fine!
332
00:13:47,650 --> 00:13:49,610
He's gonna say something,
he's totally in love with her.
333
00:13:49,810 --> 00:13:52,680
- No, I'm not!
- You guys! You guys!
334
00:13:52,880 --> 00:13:54,850
Holy shit, you guys,
I fuckin' told you!
335
00:13:55,050 --> 00:13:57,640
I fuckin' told you this
was happening, didn't I?
336
00:13:58,610 --> 00:13:59,690
Told us what was happening?
337
00:13:59,890 --> 00:14:01,390
I told you I was having
all these dreams
338
00:14:01,590 --> 00:14:02,930
that I was a fat
little white boy
339
00:14:03,130 --> 00:14:04,900
and you guys were all
white boys too and now look!
340
00:14:05,100 --> 00:14:06,680
Y'all actually turned into 'em!
341
00:14:07,480 --> 00:14:09,730
- Do we know you?
- I'm Cartman.
342
00:14:09,930 --> 00:14:12,640
And you're Kyle and you're Stan
and you're fucking Kenny.
343
00:14:12,840 --> 00:14:14,470
Only it's a parallel,
alternated universe
344
00:14:14,670 --> 00:14:15,910
and y'all have been replaced.
345
00:14:16,110 --> 00:14:18,040
Uh, okay, cool lady.
346
00:14:18,240 --> 00:14:19,810
We gotta get to class.
347
00:14:20,010 --> 00:14:21,450
Oh, no! No, no, no, no, no!
348
00:14:21,650 --> 00:14:23,180
You guys are gonna
listen to me this time!
349
00:14:23,380 --> 00:14:25,150
I need help!
350
00:14:25,350 --> 00:14:27,090
Cartman's just messing with us.
351
00:14:27,290 --> 00:14:28,320
Fuck you, Kyle!
352
00:14:28,520 --> 00:14:29,850
This is serious,
you fuckin' butt-fucker!
353
00:14:30,060 --> 00:14:32,720
Yeah, listen, lady,
we really gotta get going.
354
00:14:32,920 --> 00:14:35,930
Will you guys fucking
listen to me?! I'm Cartman!
355
00:14:36,130 --> 00:14:38,960
You're not Cartman and
multiple universes are stupid.
356
00:14:39,160 --> 00:14:41,520
Oh, goddamn it!
357
00:14:43,450 --> 00:14:45,700
Tom, I'm still here
live at the scene.
358
00:14:45,900 --> 00:14:48,410
Dozens of white-collar workers
are gathered hoping
359
00:14:48,610 --> 00:14:51,210
to get the attention of
just one handyman.
360
00:14:51,410 --> 00:14:53,780
It's a scene
of desperation and a reminder
361
00:14:53,980 --> 00:14:56,700
of where our
country's economy is headed.
362
00:14:59,300 --> 00:15:02,700
- Hey! Hey, hey, hey!
- (all clamoring)
363
00:15:04,040 --> 00:15:06,490
Hey, hey! Excuse me,
you're a handyman, right?
364
00:15:06,690 --> 00:15:09,030
Can I get you to come look
at my oven door?
365
00:15:09,230 --> 00:15:10,660
I can trade you services.
366
00:15:10,860 --> 00:15:14,070
I have geology skills.
Could you come fix my door
367
00:15:14,270 --> 00:15:15,800
and I'll give you some geology?
368
00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:18,900
Hey, why don't you guys
get outta here?
369
00:15:19,100 --> 00:15:22,260
You're making the Home Depot
look all shitty.
370
00:15:24,060 --> 00:15:26,080
Fuckin' rich assholes.
371
00:15:26,280 --> 00:15:27,780
- (all grumbling)
- Ugh, sucks.
372
00:15:27,980 --> 00:15:28,950
Aw, man.
373
00:15:29,150 --> 00:15:31,380
Boy, I wish
I knew how to fix stuff.
374
00:15:31,580 --> 00:15:32,580
I'd be rich, too.
375
00:15:32,780 --> 00:15:34,850
I could know how to fix stuff!
376
00:15:35,050 --> 00:15:36,850
The problem is
when I could have been learning
377
00:15:37,060 --> 00:15:40,130
how to fix stuff, I went
to fucking college instead!
378
00:15:40,330 --> 00:15:41,560
Hey, yeah, he's right.
379
00:15:41,760 --> 00:15:44,260
We all went to college,
and where did it get us?
380
00:15:44,460 --> 00:15:46,660
Yeah, I'm still paying off
my college loans.
381
00:15:46,860 --> 00:15:49,670
Yeah, so am I! Now I don't
know how to do anything
382
00:15:49,870 --> 00:15:52,440
'cause I got suckered into going
to college and learning stupid
383
00:15:52,640 --> 00:15:55,510
geology that anyone can know
'cause of goddamn AI!
384
00:15:55,710 --> 00:15:56,810
Yeah, fuck college!
385
00:15:57,010 --> 00:15:58,480
Let's go
get our fucking money back!
386
00:15:58,680 --> 00:16:00,780
- OTHERS: Yeah!
- Yeah! Fuck college!
387
00:16:00,980 --> 00:16:02,800
- Come on, let's go!
- (all clamoring)
388
00:16:04,170 --> 00:16:06,350
(clamoring continues)
389
00:16:06,550 --> 00:16:08,790
- Stupid college!
- You wasted our time!
390
00:16:08,990 --> 00:16:12,020
- Fuck you, college!
- Piece of shit college!
391
00:16:12,220 --> 00:16:13,530
Hey-hey, college!
392
00:16:13,730 --> 00:16:15,960
You know what you are?!
You're a scam!
393
00:16:16,160 --> 00:16:17,230
College is a scam!
394
00:16:17,430 --> 00:16:19,230
- (cheering)
- OTHERS: Yeah!
395
00:16:19,430 --> 00:16:20,500
Yeah, that's right!
396
00:16:20,700 --> 00:16:21,630
Yeah, hey, college!
397
00:16:21,830 --> 00:16:23,270
Here's my student loan bill.
398
00:16:23,470 --> 00:16:25,200
That I'm still paying off!
399
00:16:25,400 --> 00:16:27,720
Well, guess what,
I'm not paying it!
400
00:16:28,490 --> 00:16:30,540
- Yeah!
- We don't owe you nothing!
401
00:16:30,740 --> 00:16:32,410
- (all clamoring)
- RANDY: Guess what, college?!
402
00:16:32,610 --> 00:16:35,880
We don't owe you money,
you owe us money!
403
00:16:36,080 --> 00:16:37,180
OTHERS:
Yeah!
404
00:16:37,380 --> 00:16:40,300
Yeah, that's right!
405
00:16:41,140 --> 00:16:43,120
You think you can
just sit there and not even
406
00:16:43,320 --> 00:16:45,790
respond to us, college?
Okay!
407
00:16:45,990 --> 00:16:48,530
You aren't going to destroy
any more lives!
408
00:16:48,730 --> 00:16:50,260
All right, bring in
the catapult.
409
00:16:50,460 --> 00:16:51,900
Bring in the catapult!
410
00:16:52,100 --> 00:16:52,960
OTHERS:
Yeah!
411
00:16:53,170 --> 00:16:54,330
Yeah, that's right!
412
00:16:54,530 --> 00:16:56,750
(grunting)
413
00:16:59,690 --> 00:17:02,890
- What's that?
- That's the catapult.
414
00:17:03,860 --> 00:17:05,780
Well, but it's still in the box.
415
00:17:05,980 --> 00:17:08,280
Yeah, somebody's
gotta put it together.
416
00:17:08,480 --> 00:17:10,150
Well, how are we gonna...
417
00:17:10,350 --> 00:17:11,550
Hang on, college!
418
00:17:11,750 --> 00:17:12,850
How're we gonna
break the college if
419
00:17:13,050 --> 00:17:14,490
the catapult is still
in the box?
420
00:17:14,690 --> 00:17:16,120
It's okay,
we called the handyman.
421
00:17:16,320 --> 00:17:18,370
He's gonna build it for us.
422
00:17:24,210 --> 00:17:27,030
Hello, gentlemen, what
seems to be the problem?
423
00:17:27,230 --> 00:17:28,700
Oh! Oh!
424
00:17:28,900 --> 00:17:30,500
You said
you couldn't work today.
425
00:17:30,700 --> 00:17:32,440
You're supposed
to fix my oven door!
426
00:17:32,640 --> 00:17:34,210
I've got a lot of jobs there,
buddy.
427
00:17:34,410 --> 00:17:35,610
This one paid the most today.
428
00:17:35,810 --> 00:17:38,140
We all pooled together
and offered him $20,000.
429
00:17:38,340 --> 00:17:39,810
$20,000?
430
00:17:40,010 --> 00:17:41,480
What the fuck
are you guys doing?!
431
00:17:41,680 --> 00:17:44,030
You're gonna make him
totally impossible now!
432
00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:46,280
(phone beeps)
433
00:17:46,480 --> 00:17:48,690
All right, send Broflovski,
Marsh and McKormick
434
00:17:48,890 --> 00:17:50,870
into my office, please.
435
00:17:52,070 --> 00:17:53,160
Aw, what the hell?
436
00:17:53,360 --> 00:17:54,690
Sit down, boys.
One of our students here
437
00:17:54,890 --> 00:17:56,190
says you've been
treating them unfairly.
438
00:17:56,390 --> 00:17:59,200
- Treating who unfairly?
- We didn't do anything!
439
00:17:59,400 --> 00:18:00,830
We're just minding
our own business
440
00:18:01,030 --> 00:18:02,650
and she keeps saying
she's Eric Cartman!
441
00:18:03,690 --> 00:18:05,790
Okay. And what's
wrong with that?
442
00:18:07,520 --> 00:18:09,840
What's wrong is it
doesn't make any sense.
443
00:18:10,040 --> 00:18:11,440
Okay, I see.
444
00:18:11,640 --> 00:18:13,110
There's a diverse female
where Cartman used to be
445
00:18:13,310 --> 00:18:14,410
and you don't like that.
446
00:18:14,610 --> 00:18:16,510
It's not that we
don't like it, it's...
447
00:18:16,710 --> 00:18:17,820
don't you think that's weird?
448
00:18:18,020 --> 00:18:19,620
I don't see
a problem with it at all.
449
00:18:19,820 --> 00:18:21,420
And if you boys don't think
Eric can be a Black woman,
450
00:18:21,620 --> 00:18:23,640
then maybe the problem is you.
451
00:18:24,910 --> 00:18:25,790
What?
452
00:18:25,990 --> 00:18:27,060
You think it's perfectly normal
453
00:18:27,260 --> 00:18:28,830
that Cartman
is suddenly a Black woman?
454
00:18:29,030 --> 00:18:30,260
You probably don't like
that Indiana Jones got replaced
455
00:18:30,460 --> 00:18:31,900
by a female either, huh?
456
00:18:32,100 --> 00:18:34,070
You probably have a problem
with Black Spider-Man, too.
457
00:18:34,270 --> 00:18:35,770
No! Miles Morales is sweet.
458
00:18:35,970 --> 00:18:37,070
That's a whole constructed thing
459
00:18:37,270 --> 00:18:38,670
with its own character
and narrative!
460
00:18:38,870 --> 00:18:41,770
This is just taking Cartman,
same old Cartman,
461
00:18:41,970 --> 00:18:43,680
and putting a Black woman in it.
462
00:18:43,880 --> 00:18:45,810
Well, you know what I think
about that, Kyle?
463
00:18:46,010 --> 00:18:47,080
Hold on. Hold on.
464
00:18:47,280 --> 00:18:48,550
- (farts)
- (laughs)
465
00:18:48,750 --> 00:18:50,180
That's what I think
about that, Kyle! (laughs)
466
00:18:50,380 --> 00:18:51,520
Goddamn it, Cartman!
467
00:18:51,720 --> 00:18:53,220
Dude, what the fuck
is going on?!
468
00:18:53,420 --> 00:18:54,950
I'll tell you what's going on.
469
00:18:55,150 --> 00:18:56,820
You boys feel that your white
culture is being threatened
470
00:18:57,020 --> 00:18:58,620
and so you're
lashing out with racism.
471
00:18:58,820 --> 00:19:00,490
And if you
say anything more about
472
00:19:00,690 --> 00:19:02,190
a Black woman Cartman
not making any sense,
473
00:19:02,390 --> 00:19:04,200
then you can all just have
three weeks' detention!
474
00:19:04,400 --> 00:19:05,630
Now get out of my office!
475
00:19:05,830 --> 00:19:07,400
- Goddamn it!
- (laughs)
476
00:19:07,600 --> 00:19:09,270
Fuck you, Kyle.
You have to help me!
477
00:19:09,470 --> 00:19:11,340
How's that fart feeling
on your face right now?
478
00:19:11,540 --> 00:19:12,700
KYLE:
Shut up!
479
00:19:12,900 --> 00:19:15,890
CARTMAN: Na-na-na-na-na.
Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh.
480
00:19:19,260 --> 00:19:21,880
(overlapping chatter)
481
00:19:22,080 --> 00:19:25,120
(Cartman moaning)
482
00:19:25,320 --> 00:19:27,920
And we both told Clyde,
"Okay, you can try to fart
483
00:19:28,120 --> 00:19:29,890
on Tammy Mullins later.
Kenny won't tell her."
484
00:19:30,090 --> 00:19:32,720
And guess what? This little
motherfucker does it again!
485
00:19:32,920 --> 00:19:35,160
I'm sorry.
She hypnotized me.
486
00:19:35,360 --> 00:19:36,860
Everyone's trying
to enjoy themselves, dude.
487
00:19:37,060 --> 00:19:38,900
Why do you keep fucking it up?
488
00:19:39,100 --> 00:19:40,700
Hey, who's the fat
little white boy?
489
00:19:40,900 --> 00:19:42,800
Who knows?
White heterosexual males
490
00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:44,500
think they're welcome anywhere.
491
00:19:44,700 --> 00:19:47,440
- (moaning)
- (bell chimes)
492
00:19:47,640 --> 00:19:50,110
Okay, children,
let's take our seats.
493
00:19:50,310 --> 00:19:53,180
Today we're going to
talk more about female exclusion
494
00:19:53,380 --> 00:19:54,750
in the male patriarchy.
495
00:19:54,950 --> 00:19:56,550
(moaning)
496
00:19:56,750 --> 00:19:59,650
Uh, Butters,
who is that sitting next to you?
497
00:19:59,850 --> 00:20:00,890
Oh, I don't know, ma'am.
498
00:20:01,090 --> 00:20:03,090
I think it's
supposed to be Eric.
499
00:20:03,290 --> 00:20:04,690
I am Eric!
500
00:20:04,890 --> 00:20:06,920
All Cartman cares about
is playing {\i1}Baldur's Gate 3.{\i0}
501
00:20:07,120 --> 00:20:09,130
So the bitch did a switcheroo
with Spanky here.
502
00:20:09,330 --> 00:20:10,760
That is not what's going on!
503
00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:13,030
And I am not going to sit here
and be insulted anymore!
504
00:20:13,230 --> 00:20:14,770
I am a respected citizen
in my universe
505
00:20:14,970 --> 00:20:17,100
and I demand to speak to
someone with authority!
506
00:20:17,300 --> 00:20:20,760
- (radio static)
- Is there a problem here?
507
00:20:22,020 --> 00:20:24,860
No!
508
00:20:26,330 --> 00:20:28,530
(tool whirring)
509
00:20:29,660 --> 00:20:31,050
Eight years.
510
00:20:31,250 --> 00:20:34,050
Eight years I spent
wasting time at stupid college
511
00:20:34,250 --> 00:20:36,120
when I could have been
learning how to do stuff.
512
00:20:36,320 --> 00:20:39,520
All the time we spent
memorizing, studying-- for what?
513
00:20:39,720 --> 00:20:42,960
Anyone gets any info they want
with the touch of a button now.
514
00:20:43,160 --> 00:20:45,560
All right,
I think she's ready to go.
515
00:20:45,760 --> 00:20:47,670
- It's ready! It's ready!
- (all clamoring)
516
00:20:47,870 --> 00:20:50,600
Okay, okay, aim it
at the center of the school.
517
00:20:50,800 --> 00:20:52,100
How do we fire it?
518
00:20:52,300 --> 00:20:54,210
There's a big red button here.
Should I press it?
519
00:20:54,410 --> 00:20:56,090
Yeah, yeah, let 'er rip!
520
00:21:03,030 --> 00:21:04,850
- Yeah! Yeah!
- (all cheering)
521
00:21:05,050 --> 00:21:07,420
Yeah, take that, college!
522
00:21:07,620 --> 00:21:09,150
Let's see them ignore that!
523
00:21:09,350 --> 00:21:11,520
I can't wait
to see what they do now.
524
00:21:11,720 --> 00:21:13,630
- Yeah!
- Yeah!
525
00:21:13,830 --> 00:21:15,240
Hey-hey, wait, what's that?
526
00:21:20,780 --> 00:21:23,280
Hey! Hey, no,
you son of a bitch!
527
00:21:24,750 --> 00:21:27,170
GERALD:
He's just gonna fix the glass!
528
00:21:27,370 --> 00:21:28,640
Ugh!
529
00:21:28,840 --> 00:21:29,970
You fucking give these
billionaires your money
530
00:21:30,170 --> 00:21:31,510
and then another billionaire
just comes
531
00:21:31,710 --> 00:21:33,280
and profits off of that.
532
00:21:33,480 --> 00:21:35,730
Society is so fucked up!
533
00:21:42,570 --> 00:21:44,820
Something is
wrong with the universe.
534
00:21:45,020 --> 00:21:46,620
Our stocks are down
and every Disney movie
535
00:21:46,820 --> 00:21:48,290
this year has failed!
536
00:21:48,490 --> 00:21:49,930
We don't understand it, sir.
537
00:21:50,130 --> 00:21:52,200
We keep making
the same movie over and over
538
00:21:52,400 --> 00:21:55,330
and pandering to everyone
but suddenly it's not working.
539
00:21:55,530 --> 00:21:57,770
Then we've got to pander harder!
540
00:21:57,970 --> 00:22:00,140
Look, I don't want
to have to say it, but...
541
00:22:00,340 --> 00:22:03,190
I think the problem is
Kathleen Kennedy.
542
00:22:04,630 --> 00:22:07,350
Kathleen Kennedy has
made studios a lot of money.
543
00:22:07,550 --> 00:22:10,950
Yes, before. But you have
to admit something's changed.
544
00:22:11,150 --> 00:22:13,520
For weeks now she's been
completely different.
545
00:22:13,720 --> 00:22:16,020
- It's true.
- What if...
546
00:22:16,220 --> 00:22:19,010
this is a different
Kathleen Kennedy?
547
00:22:20,740 --> 00:22:21,790
What are you saying, Rick?
548
00:22:21,990 --> 00:22:23,800
I'm just saying
isn't it possible
549
00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:26,460
that we here
at Disney pandered so much...
550
00:22:26,660 --> 00:22:30,020
that we've opened a doorway
to the panderverse.
551
00:22:30,820 --> 00:22:32,470
The panderverse
is just a theory!
552
00:22:32,670 --> 00:22:35,570
And yet we do have
the panderstone downstairs.
553
00:22:35,770 --> 00:22:39,010
It's possible that someone
has tampered with it somehow.
554
00:22:39,210 --> 00:22:40,910
Well, she's on her way in
right now.
555
00:22:41,110 --> 00:22:43,080
If you wanna tell
Kathleen Kennedy you think
556
00:22:43,280 --> 00:22:44,750
she's from
an alternate universe,
557
00:22:44,950 --> 00:22:47,790
because we misused
the panderstone, go right ahead!
558
00:22:47,990 --> 00:22:51,070
(doors creak open)
559
00:22:56,810 --> 00:22:58,710
Is there a problem, people?
560
00:23:00,480 --> 00:23:01,970
No problem at all, Mrs. Kennedy.
561
00:23:02,170 --> 00:23:03,900
We were just discussing ideas
562
00:23:04,100 --> 00:23:05,770
of what to do with
the new Prince Eric movie.
563
00:23:05,970 --> 00:23:07,940
Put a chick in it, make her gay!
564
00:23:08,140 --> 00:23:12,440
Uh, yes, Mrs. Kennedy,
uh, some of the execs are just
565
00:23:12,640 --> 00:23:15,150
- expressing that maybe--
- Well, that maybe we should go
566
00:23:15,350 --> 00:23:17,620
a different route than we did
with Indiana Jones.
567
00:23:17,820 --> 00:23:18,980
Fuck Indiana Jones!
568
00:23:19,180 --> 00:23:21,240
Put a chick in it
and make her lame and gay!
569
00:23:23,200 --> 00:23:24,290
Sure. Yeah.
570
00:23:24,490 --> 00:23:27,240
Let's try that... again.
571
00:23:28,780 --> 00:23:30,930
* *
572
00:23:31,130 --> 00:23:33,310
(indistinct chatter)
573
00:23:34,350 --> 00:23:36,900
And then... and then there was,
like, this ball
574
00:23:37,100 --> 00:23:38,470
and then Eric floated up
575
00:23:38,670 --> 00:23:40,100
into this portal
and disappeared!
576
00:23:40,300 --> 00:23:41,740
I don't care
what you saw, Butters,
577
00:23:41,940 --> 00:23:42,970
there's gotta be
a better explanation
578
00:23:43,170 --> 00:23:44,880
than just the stupid multiverse.
579
00:23:45,080 --> 00:23:46,580
Some multiverse stuff is cool.
580
00:23:46,780 --> 00:23:48,250
Yeah, it can be cool for,
like, one movie.
581
00:23:48,450 --> 00:23:49,980
Now it's just this
cheap device that people use
582
00:23:50,180 --> 00:23:52,020
to breathe life
into tired franchises.
583
00:23:52,220 --> 00:23:54,240
What are you guys talking about?
584
00:23:55,500 --> 00:23:59,160
Uh, we were just talking about
how amazing this all is.
585
00:23:59,360 --> 00:24:00,790
Okay, I've been trying to think
586
00:24:00,990 --> 00:24:02,230
about what we should do,
you guys.
587
00:24:02,430 --> 00:24:03,930
I think I know
how to make everything right,
588
00:24:04,130 --> 00:24:05,660
but we're gonna need
a really powerful computer.
589
00:24:05,860 --> 00:24:07,100
Are you gonna eat
your brownie, Kenny?
590
00:24:07,300 --> 00:24:08,630
Yeah, I'm gonna eat my brownie!
591
00:24:08,830 --> 00:24:10,740
Okay, fine, so we'll take you
to the computer lab.
592
00:24:10,940 --> 00:24:12,000
No, no, no, no, for this,
593
00:24:12,200 --> 00:24:13,540
we gotta get
a really powerful system.
594
00:24:13,740 --> 00:24:16,110
Is Kyle's mom still a big
fat bitch in this universe?
595
00:24:16,310 --> 00:24:18,210
What? My mom's not a bitch.
596
00:24:18,410 --> 00:24:20,440
Well, I mean,
she is kind of bitchy.
597
00:24:20,650 --> 00:24:21,980
She's a big dumb bitch, huh?
598
00:24:22,180 --> 00:24:24,080
What does calling my mom a bitch
have to do with anything?
599
00:24:24,280 --> 00:24:26,380
Because we could fake
a letter from Kyle's mom
600
00:24:26,580 --> 00:24:28,450
giving Kyle permission
to use her credit card number
601
00:24:28,650 --> 00:24:30,920
to buy all the stuff
we need at Best Buy.
602
00:24:31,120 --> 00:24:33,890
I mean, PC Principal
did say we have to help him.
603
00:24:34,090 --> 00:24:36,060
Her. Them. It.
604
00:24:36,260 --> 00:24:38,000
That's the dumbest idea ever!
605
00:24:38,200 --> 00:24:40,300
I don't even know what
my mom's credit number is!
606
00:24:40,500 --> 00:24:41,730
8-7-1-5...
607
00:24:41,930 --> 00:24:43,000
3-2-7...
608
00:24:43,200 --> 00:24:43,800
4-9-2...
609
00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:45,300
2-1-0-0-7.
610
00:24:45,500 --> 00:24:46,890
I use it all the time.
611
00:24:50,090 --> 00:24:53,830
- (phones ringing)
- (keyboards clacking)
612
00:24:56,830 --> 00:24:59,000
All right. Full name?
613
00:24:59,930 --> 00:25:02,120
What is your name, sir?
614
00:25:02,320 --> 00:25:05,160
I told them already
my name is Eric Cartman.
615
00:25:05,360 --> 00:25:07,360
We know Eric Cartman, okay?
616
00:25:07,560 --> 00:25:10,160
Eric Cartman is in here
all the time getting in trouble.
617
00:25:10,360 --> 00:25:12,030
That's because I'm
from a different universe!
618
00:25:12,230 --> 00:25:13,500
How many times do I have
to tell you people?
619
00:25:13,700 --> 00:25:15,100
The Disney company tried to
use their platform
620
00:25:15,300 --> 00:25:17,800
to bring about social change
and I got fucked.
621
00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:20,840
Hey, Chief. Chief,
you gotta hear this one.
622
00:25:21,040 --> 00:25:22,670
What is it, Johnston?
623
00:25:22,870 --> 00:25:24,110
Aw, God.
624
00:25:24,310 --> 00:25:26,080
This little white boy
claims he's actually
625
00:25:26,280 --> 00:25:27,550
from a different universe.
626
00:25:27,750 --> 00:25:28,980
Is that so?
627
00:25:29,180 --> 00:25:30,350
All right, honkey,
what kind of narcotics
628
00:25:30,550 --> 00:25:33,150
are you on?
Did you do a cavity search?
629
00:25:33,350 --> 00:25:34,820
Have you even said what
you've arrested me for?
630
00:25:35,020 --> 00:25:37,250
I come from a place where this
is extremely inappropriate.
631
00:25:37,450 --> 00:25:39,790
- OFFICER: Chief! Hey, Chief!
- Yeah?
632
00:25:39,990 --> 00:25:41,890
There's some
crazy white lady downstairs
633
00:25:42,090 --> 00:25:44,000
freakin' out and saying
she needs to talk to you.
634
00:25:44,200 --> 00:25:45,330
More honkies?
635
00:25:45,530 --> 00:25:47,060
What is this,
a Taylor Swift concert?
636
00:25:47,260 --> 00:25:49,000
Tell the nice lady
I'll see her after I'm done
637
00:25:49,200 --> 00:25:50,840
with "Eric Cartman" here.
638
00:25:51,040 --> 00:25:52,300
Well, that's just it, Chief.
639
00:25:52,500 --> 00:25:54,710
She's sayin' she's
looking for an Eric Cartman.
640
00:25:54,910 --> 00:25:56,670
Says her name
is Kathleen Kennedy.
641
00:25:56,870 --> 00:25:59,640
Kathleen Kennedy?! No!
642
00:25:59,840 --> 00:26:01,510
She's gonna try to change me,
too! I'm the only one left!
643
00:26:01,710 --> 00:26:04,870
- Hey, get back here!
- She's gonna get me!
644
00:26:07,130 --> 00:26:09,690
- (clamoring)
- Tom, I'm standing outside
645
00:26:09,890 --> 00:26:13,020
the South Park Country Club
where protestors have gathered
646
00:26:13,220 --> 00:26:15,490
to point out
the unfairness in our economy.
647
00:26:15,690 --> 00:26:18,530
The White House says they're
doing all they can but it's been
648
00:26:18,730 --> 00:26:22,300
several days now and my bathroom
tile still is not installed.
649
00:26:22,500 --> 00:26:25,570
Yeah, that's right. You see,
the whole system is rigged.
650
00:26:25,770 --> 00:26:28,340
You've got people like us
who just need our stuff fixed,
651
00:26:28,540 --> 00:26:30,540
and meanwhile
there's these billionaires
652
00:26:30,740 --> 00:26:31,840
that have all the control!
653
00:26:32,040 --> 00:26:33,240
Did you know that if just
654
00:26:33,440 --> 00:26:34,850
one of these billionaires
spread their wealth,
655
00:26:35,050 --> 00:26:37,310
- (phone ringing)
- it would mean thousands
to every per--
656
00:26:37,510 --> 00:26:38,750
it would mean thousands
to every--
657
00:26:38,950 --> 00:26:40,180
Sorry, hang on, just a second.
658
00:26:40,380 --> 00:26:41,690
Yeah?
659
00:26:41,890 --> 00:26:43,960
Hey, Ran, the oven door still
isn't shutting right.
660
00:26:44,160 --> 00:26:45,920
Yeah, I'm working on it, Sharon!
661
00:26:46,120 --> 00:26:48,190
I'm actually
working on it right now!
662
00:26:48,390 --> 00:26:50,030
Hey, one of them's coming out!
663
00:26:50,230 --> 00:26:51,430
(all clamoring)
664
00:26:51,630 --> 00:26:53,230
Please, just glance
at my water pressure!
665
00:26:53,430 --> 00:26:55,770
Mr. Fix It, can you please
tell us why you haven't been
666
00:26:55,970 --> 00:26:57,400
responding to people's calls?
667
00:26:57,600 --> 00:27:00,300
Well, I've just been busy
with my various assets.
668
00:27:00,500 --> 00:27:02,040
You see, I've been trying
to acquire
669
00:27:02,240 --> 00:27:05,880
some social media platforms.
I just bought Instagram.
670
00:27:06,080 --> 00:27:08,210
What? The country needs
stuff fixed.
671
00:27:08,410 --> 00:27:11,050
Why the fuck are you out
buying Instagram?!
672
00:27:11,250 --> 00:27:12,570
(tires screech)
673
00:27:13,700 --> 00:27:16,990
Hey, did you just outbid me
to acquire Instagram?
674
00:27:17,190 --> 00:27:18,390
Yeah, I outbid you.
675
00:27:18,590 --> 00:27:21,090
I own Instagram now
and you don't!
676
00:27:21,290 --> 00:27:22,830
Oh, yeah?
Well, I just acquired
677
00:27:23,030 --> 00:27:24,930
the entire
Bloomberg media company!
678
00:27:25,130 --> 00:27:26,560
Oh, yeah?
Well, I can kick your ass.
679
00:27:26,760 --> 00:27:28,230
You wanna fight me MMA?
680
00:27:28,430 --> 00:27:30,330
Yeah, I'll fight you MMA,
let's do it.
681
00:27:30,530 --> 00:27:32,140
What the hell
are they doing now?
682
00:27:32,340 --> 00:27:33,710
I'm just gonna make a company
683
00:27:33,910 --> 00:27:35,310
and I'm gonna fly to space!
684
00:27:35,510 --> 00:27:37,570
I bet I can get to space
before you do!
685
00:27:37,780 --> 00:27:41,160
Gal! Fuck these guys!
686
00:27:45,600 --> 00:27:48,220
She has all the right things
in her purse.
687
00:27:48,420 --> 00:27:50,190
Her driver's license
says Kathleen Kennedy,
688
00:27:50,390 --> 00:27:52,290
she has Kathleen Kennedy
credit cards.
689
00:27:52,490 --> 00:27:54,990
This is definitely all the same
makeup Mrs. Kennedy uses.
690
00:27:55,190 --> 00:27:58,130
I mean, according to this,
she really is Kathleen Kennedy.
691
00:27:58,330 --> 00:28:00,870
Or Kathleen Kennedy
from another universe.
692
00:28:01,070 --> 00:28:02,630
That's enough! Please!
693
00:28:02,830 --> 00:28:04,970
We're not going to
waste our time chasing
694
00:28:05,170 --> 00:28:06,740
after wild scientific theories!
695
00:28:06,940 --> 00:28:07,970
Well, we have to do something.
696
00:28:08,170 --> 00:28:10,110
Kathleen Kennedy is down
on set right now
697
00:28:10,310 --> 00:28:12,010
ruining the new Bambi movie!
698
00:28:12,210 --> 00:28:14,450
Put a diverse woman in it,
make it lame!
699
00:28:14,650 --> 00:28:18,050
But Mrs. Kennedy,
Bam-Bambi's a baby deer.
700
00:28:18,250 --> 00:28:21,120
Fuck baby deer!
Put a chick in it, make her gay!
701
00:28:21,320 --> 00:28:23,390
You guys, you better
come take a look at this.
702
00:28:23,590 --> 00:28:26,490
I don't think we are dealing
with our Kathleen Kennedy.
703
00:28:26,690 --> 00:28:28,760
I took images of Mrs. Kennedy
and put them
704
00:28:28,960 --> 00:28:31,160
against images of her
from a few months ago.
705
00:28:31,360 --> 00:28:33,800
With AI we could detect
the smallest irregularities.
706
00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:35,620
Take a look.
707
00:28:43,390 --> 00:28:46,640
All right. What do we know
about the panderverse?
708
00:28:46,840 --> 00:28:48,050
I'm afraid we know...
709
00:28:48,250 --> 00:28:49,480
frighteningly little.
710
00:28:49,680 --> 00:28:52,250
The only thing we know for sure
711
00:28:52,450 --> 00:28:54,320
is that if a portal
were somehow opened
712
00:28:54,520 --> 00:28:55,690
with the panderstone,
713
00:28:55,890 --> 00:28:58,460
then both universes
eventually will collide,
714
00:28:58,660 --> 00:29:02,260
leading to a level of pandering
we can't even fathom.
715
00:29:02,460 --> 00:29:04,160
That we know for sure. Yes.
716
00:29:04,360 --> 00:29:05,360
IGER:
Then we have to get everyone
717
00:29:05,560 --> 00:29:07,300
back to the right universe.
718
00:29:07,500 --> 00:29:11,090
Before it's complete
pandermonium.
719
00:29:22,900 --> 00:29:25,550
Okay, Kenny,
switch on the power supply.
720
00:29:25,750 --> 00:29:28,150
Stan, make sure
we've got ethernet!
721
00:29:28,350 --> 00:29:29,690
- All good.
- All right,
722
00:29:29,890 --> 00:29:30,990
let's just hope this works.
723
00:29:31,190 --> 00:29:33,090
Oh, man, what the hell?
724
00:29:33,290 --> 00:29:35,560
Dude, Kyle, what is up
with your Internet speed?
725
00:29:35,760 --> 00:29:37,800
Go tell your parents to
upgrade your Internet speed.
726
00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:39,060
No!
727
00:29:39,260 --> 00:29:40,530
Kyle, I know
you're afraid of your mom
728
00:29:40,730 --> 00:29:42,800
'cause she's a fat bitch,
but we have to do this.
729
00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:44,300
Stop calling my mom a bitch!
730
00:29:44,500 --> 00:29:46,400
- (knocking)
- Kyle!
731
00:29:46,600 --> 00:29:48,270
I just got an alert
that someone used
732
00:29:48,470 --> 00:29:50,140
my credit card at Best Buy?!
733
00:29:50,340 --> 00:29:53,410
Oh, hello, Mrs. Broflovski.
734
00:29:53,610 --> 00:29:56,380
My goodness,
you're looking nice today.
735
00:29:56,580 --> 00:29:57,980
What?
736
00:29:58,180 --> 00:29:59,880
You know, credit card fraud
737
00:30:00,080 --> 00:30:01,490
is very serious,
Mrs. Broflovski.
738
00:30:01,690 --> 00:30:03,420
You should call your
Internet company right away
739
00:30:03,620 --> 00:30:06,090
and up your speed
and make sure you're protected.
740
00:30:06,290 --> 00:30:09,130
Really? Kyle, who is this?
741
00:30:09,330 --> 00:30:11,100
Oh, haven't you heard, Mom?
742
00:30:11,300 --> 00:30:12,960
We're in a multiverse
and this is
743
00:30:13,160 --> 00:30:14,550
supposed to be Eric Cartman.
744
00:30:15,350 --> 00:30:16,730
Oh, okay, I'm fine with that.
745
00:30:16,930 --> 00:30:19,070
I better go call
the Internet company.
746
00:30:19,270 --> 00:30:20,470
What do you mean
you're fine with that?
747
00:30:20,670 --> 00:30:23,140
I think all this stuff
is great, Kyle.
748
00:30:23,340 --> 00:30:25,240
And what "all stuff"
is that, exactly?
749
00:30:25,440 --> 00:30:27,110
Ha! It worked.
750
00:30:27,310 --> 00:30:29,010
She's gonna call
the Internet company.
751
00:30:29,210 --> 00:30:31,580
Your mom is such
a dumb bitch, Kyle!
752
00:30:31,780 --> 00:30:33,020
Shut up, Cartman!
753
00:30:33,220 --> 00:30:36,690
* {\i1}Loo, loo, loo,{\i0}
{\i1}I got some apples{\i0} *
754
00:30:36,890 --> 00:30:40,590
* {\i1}Loo, loo, loo,{\i0}
{\i1}you got some, too{\i0} *
755
00:30:40,790 --> 00:30:43,760
* {\i1}Loo, loo, loo, let's{\i0}
{\i1}make some applesauce...{\i0} *
756
00:30:43,960 --> 00:30:45,260
- Butters.
- (yells)
757
00:30:45,460 --> 00:30:46,700
Butters! Butters, listen to me.
758
00:30:46,900 --> 00:30:49,300
- It's me, Eric.
- You-You-You're not Eric!
759
00:30:49,500 --> 00:30:50,700
Yes, I am Eric Cartman, Butters.
760
00:30:50,900 --> 00:30:52,270
Kathleen Kennedy
is trying to get me.
761
00:30:52,470 --> 00:30:53,940
She won't stop until her
master plan is complete.
762
00:30:54,140 --> 00:30:56,970
I'm not supposed to have
anyone in my room, I'm grounded!
763
00:30:57,170 --> 00:30:59,380
Butters, Disney is going to
get me. They already got you!
764
00:30:59,580 --> 00:31:00,910
(gasps) They did?!
765
00:31:01,110 --> 00:31:02,410
We are in this together,
Butters.
766
00:31:02,610 --> 00:31:03,880
You have to
keep me safe until I can
767
00:31:04,080 --> 00:31:06,880
- figure out how we're gonna--
- (knocking)
768
00:31:07,080 --> 00:31:09,020
She's here!
Butters, don't let her get me.
769
00:31:09,220 --> 00:31:11,690
- (knocking)
- VOICE: Butters?!
770
00:31:11,890 --> 00:31:15,260
Butters! Why didn't you
answer this door?
771
00:31:15,460 --> 00:31:16,930
Oh. Hey, Dad.
772
00:31:17,130 --> 00:31:19,830
What are you doing up here?
And why do you look so scared?
773
00:31:20,030 --> 00:31:23,900
Oh, I'm not scared, I'm just,
uh, I'm just having fun.
774
00:31:24,100 --> 00:31:25,300
Well, no having fun.
775
00:31:25,500 --> 00:31:28,040
You are grounded.
Start being more miserable.
776
00:31:28,240 --> 00:31:30,340
- Dad?
- Yes, Butters?
777
00:31:30,540 --> 00:31:33,180
Uh, could you check
under my bed and make sure
778
00:31:33,380 --> 00:31:34,780
Kathleen Kennedy isn't there?
779
00:31:34,980 --> 00:31:37,310
Butters, what have I told you
about being more mature?
780
00:31:37,510 --> 00:31:39,450
I can assure you
Kathleen Kennedy
781
00:31:39,650 --> 00:31:41,670
is not under your bed!
782
00:31:43,840 --> 00:31:45,560
(muffled groaning)
783
00:31:45,760 --> 00:31:46,960
(both screaming)
784
00:31:47,160 --> 00:31:48,060
That's fucking Kathleen Kennedy!
785
00:31:48,260 --> 00:31:49,060
Right fucking there!
786
00:31:49,260 --> 00:31:50,480
(both screaming)
787
00:31:51,380 --> 00:31:53,160
You! Come here!
788
00:31:53,360 --> 00:31:55,030
No, no, no, no, no!
789
00:31:55,230 --> 00:31:57,430
(grunting)
790
00:31:57,630 --> 00:32:00,490
No, no! No, no, no!
791
00:32:09,860 --> 00:32:11,530
(sputters)
792
00:32:13,300 --> 00:32:14,590
Well, Shelley,
793
00:32:14,790 --> 00:32:16,720
we need to talk
about your future.
794
00:32:16,920 --> 00:32:19,890
You see, there's very few
people at the top these days.
795
00:32:20,090 --> 00:32:22,530
AI can do everything
better than we can,
796
00:32:22,730 --> 00:32:25,510
except for stuff
that requires arms.
797
00:32:26,880 --> 00:32:29,270
I don't want you to
end up a deadbeat loser
798
00:32:29,470 --> 00:32:30,970
who goes to college, Shelley.
799
00:32:31,170 --> 00:32:32,700
You need to stay out of school,
800
00:32:32,900 --> 00:32:35,610
and instead go out and be
taught real skills that will
801
00:32:35,810 --> 00:32:38,840
still be profitable
in this post-AI universe.
802
00:32:39,040 --> 00:32:42,950
So what you do is you take
out your phone and you call
803
00:32:43,150 --> 00:32:46,480
the handyman, and see if
those rich people will have
804
00:32:46,680 --> 00:32:49,740
any internships or training
programs available for you.
805
00:32:55,840 --> 00:32:56,890
(panel chirps)
806
00:32:57,090 --> 00:32:59,430
Handyman service,
how can I help you?
807
00:32:59,630 --> 00:33:01,130
{\i1}RANDY:{\i0}
{\i1}Yeah, hi, it's Randy Marsh.{\i0}
808
00:33:01,330 --> 00:33:03,730
{\i1}I was wondering if you{\i0}
{\i1}might have any internships{\i0}
809
00:33:03,930 --> 00:33:05,140
{\i1}available for my daughter--{\i0}
810
00:33:05,340 --> 00:33:06,570
Hey! What in tarnation?!
811
00:33:06,770 --> 00:33:09,340
I told you I'd beat you,
you son' bitch!
812
00:33:09,540 --> 00:33:12,540
You ain't beatin' me!
Turn up them thrusters!
813
00:33:12,740 --> 00:33:14,280
{\i1}My galactic cruiser's{\i0}
{\i1}bigger than yours!{\i0}
814
00:33:14,480 --> 00:33:15,610
H-Hello?
815
00:33:15,810 --> 00:33:16,810
{\i1}Get out my way,{\i0}
{\i1}you little pecker!{\i0}
816
00:33:17,010 --> 00:33:18,250
Hello? Never mind.
817
00:33:18,450 --> 00:33:21,470
The rich people are all just
fucking around in space.
818
00:33:22,870 --> 00:33:24,710
(rumbling)
819
00:33:25,610 --> 00:33:27,060
What the hell was that?
820
00:33:27,260 --> 00:33:30,160
I'm getting significantly strong
readings from the panderstone.
821
00:33:30,360 --> 00:33:32,030
Mr. Iger.
We may have a solution.
822
00:33:32,230 --> 00:33:34,900
If this Kathleen Kennedy here
is from somewhere else, then
823
00:33:35,100 --> 00:33:37,930
there has to be a match for her
somewhere in our universe.
824
00:33:38,140 --> 00:33:39,540
So what we can do
825
00:33:39,740 --> 00:33:42,670
is use an AI program that
can take every image ever put
826
00:33:42,870 --> 00:33:45,860
on the Internet to try
and find a match to our image.
827
00:33:46,660 --> 00:33:48,480
{\i1}ROBOTIC VOICE:{\i0}
{\i1}Different, different, different,{\i0}
828
00:33:48,680 --> 00:33:50,410
{\i1}different, different,{\i0}
{\i1}different, different,{\i0}
829
00:33:50,610 --> 00:33:53,020
{\i1}different,{\i0}
{\i1}different, different...{\i0}
830
00:33:53,220 --> 00:33:54,690
{\i1}Same.{\i0}
831
00:33:54,890 --> 00:33:56,850
IGER:
Eric Cartman.
832
00:33:57,050 --> 00:33:58,360
South Park Elementary.
833
00:33:58,560 --> 00:34:00,360
Evans, Mallory, come with me.
834
00:34:00,560 --> 00:34:02,690
The rest of you,
don't let Kathleen Kennedy
835
00:34:02,890 --> 00:34:04,060
find out what we're up to.
836
00:34:04,260 --> 00:34:06,660
It's okay, we're keeping
Mrs. Kennedy distracted.
837
00:34:06,860 --> 00:34:09,480
We've sent her away
to have lunch at Spago.
838
00:34:10,350 --> 00:34:12,490
(classical music playing)
839
00:34:13,720 --> 00:34:15,170
There you are, Mrs. Kennedy,
840
00:34:15,370 --> 00:34:16,870
the linguini and clam sauce.
841
00:34:17,070 --> 00:34:18,380
Uh, excuse me?
842
00:34:18,580 --> 00:34:20,110
I believe I asked you
to put a chick in this
843
00:34:20,310 --> 00:34:21,910
- and make her gay?
- Uh...
844
00:34:22,110 --> 00:34:24,450
Yes, the chef was a little
confused what you meant by that.
845
00:34:24,650 --> 00:34:27,350
It means put a chick
in the linguini
846
00:34:27,550 --> 00:34:29,900
and make her fucking gay!
847
00:34:30,740 --> 00:34:32,940
And I want it lame!
848
00:34:38,610 --> 00:34:39,830
(screaming)
849
00:34:40,030 --> 00:34:43,170
She's gonna get me!
She's gonna get me!
850
00:34:43,370 --> 00:34:44,650
(horn blaring)
851
00:34:46,550 --> 00:34:48,120
(screams)
852
00:34:49,560 --> 00:34:51,530
No, no, no, no, no!
853
00:34:54,800 --> 00:34:56,450
Hey, who's that, Ned?
854
00:34:56,650 --> 00:34:58,120
I'm not sure.
855
00:34:58,320 --> 00:34:59,900
No!
856
00:35:02,800 --> 00:35:04,760
There he is!
Get him!
857
00:35:04,960 --> 00:35:06,610
(screams)
858
00:35:12,350 --> 00:35:15,580
No. Oh, my God, please, no!
859
00:35:17,380 --> 00:35:19,300
No...!
860
00:35:19,500 --> 00:35:20,850
Which way did they go?
861
00:35:21,990 --> 00:35:22,710
(gasps)
862
00:35:22,910 --> 00:35:25,280
We have to work together.
863
00:35:25,480 --> 00:35:27,910
Fuck you, Kathleen Kennedy!
Stay away, you fuckin' bitch!
864
00:35:28,110 --> 00:35:31,500
I'm in the same situation
you are, Eric!
865
00:35:33,400 --> 00:35:36,290
I know you're in
the wrong universe.
866
00:35:36,490 --> 00:35:38,670
So am I.
867
00:35:45,610 --> 00:35:49,070
Well, there's no
other way to put it.
868
00:35:49,270 --> 00:35:50,750
They have us over a barrel.
869
00:35:51,520 --> 00:35:55,640
We give these billionaires
all our money, rely on them,
870
00:35:55,840 --> 00:35:58,330
and so they can do
whatever they want.
871
00:35:59,090 --> 00:36:02,780
Let's just face it, we're
never gonna get our stuff fixed.
872
00:36:02,980 --> 00:36:04,450
Yeah.
873
00:36:04,650 --> 00:36:08,850
And I guess it's
nobody's fault but our own.
874
00:36:09,050 --> 00:36:10,450
Excuse me?
875
00:36:10,650 --> 00:36:11,790
My name is Bob Iger
876
00:36:11,990 --> 00:36:13,390
from the Disney
entertainment company.
877
00:36:13,590 --> 00:36:15,790
We're looking
for an Eric Cartman.
878
00:36:15,990 --> 00:36:18,730
Our universe
has been manipulated with.
879
00:36:18,930 --> 00:36:21,150
Have you all
noticed anything strange?
880
00:36:23,750 --> 00:36:27,000
Yes. Yes, the world
is completely upside down!
881
00:36:27,200 --> 00:36:28,440
Nothing makes sense!
882
00:36:28,640 --> 00:36:30,140
It's because
there's some kind of
883
00:36:30,340 --> 00:36:31,680
disruption in the panderverse.
884
00:36:31,880 --> 00:36:34,410
We believe Kathleen Kennedy
has opened a portal.
885
00:36:34,610 --> 00:36:37,010
This is all
Kathleen Kennedy's fault?
886
00:36:37,210 --> 00:36:39,480
This is all Kathleen Kennedy's
fault!
887
00:36:39,680 --> 00:36:40,720
Who's Kathleen Kennedy?
888
00:36:40,920 --> 00:36:43,050
One of the top executives
at Disney.
889
00:36:43,250 --> 00:36:44,660
It's not us, you guys.
890
00:36:44,860 --> 00:36:46,820
I knew there was an explanation!
891
00:36:47,020 --> 00:36:48,760
We didn't waste our time
at college!
892
00:36:48,960 --> 00:36:51,130
We didn't get lazy
from technology!
893
00:36:51,330 --> 00:36:53,930
Everything is
Kathleen Kennedy's fault!
894
00:36:54,130 --> 00:36:56,850
(all cheering)
895
00:36:57,650 --> 00:37:00,890
Follow me.
I'll help you find Eric.
896
00:37:01,690 --> 00:37:04,010
Okay, okay,
everything is finally loaded.
897
00:37:04,210 --> 00:37:05,810
We got Internet
at full capacity.
898
00:37:06,010 --> 00:37:07,180
You guys ready
to see if this works?
899
00:37:07,380 --> 00:37:09,250
- BOTH: Yeah!
- All right, let's do this!
900
00:37:09,450 --> 00:37:10,950
Launching Steam now.
901
00:37:11,150 --> 00:37:12,080
Steam?
902
00:37:12,280 --> 00:37:13,580
Okay. I'm in Steam.
903
00:37:13,780 --> 00:37:14,850
Got the application ready to go.
904
00:37:15,050 --> 00:37:16,570
The title screen is launching!
905
00:37:18,770 --> 00:37:20,820
It's working.
It's working, you guys!
906
00:37:21,020 --> 00:37:22,260
It looks sweet
on this big monitor!
907
00:37:22,460 --> 00:37:24,730
Wait a minute.
You mean this entire time,
908
00:37:24,930 --> 00:37:26,560
all you've wanted to do
is play {\i1}Baldur's Gate 3?{\i0}
909
00:37:26,760 --> 00:37:28,270
Yeah. What'd you think
I was trying to do?
910
00:37:28,470 --> 00:37:30,170
We thought you were
trying to set up some elaborate
911
00:37:30,370 --> 00:37:31,800
system to get
back to your universe!
912
00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:33,970
I ain't no
quantum astro physicist.
913
00:37:34,170 --> 00:37:36,710
The fuck I know about
how the multiverse works?
914
00:37:36,910 --> 00:37:39,410
Wow. It really is Cartman.
915
00:37:39,610 --> 00:37:41,090
All right, that does it!
916
00:37:42,360 --> 00:37:43,750
Get out of my room!
917
00:37:43,950 --> 00:37:46,250
You have to be cool to me, Kyle.
PC Principal says so.
918
00:37:46,450 --> 00:37:49,420
I don't care! All this multiple
universe stuff is tired and lazy
919
00:37:49,620 --> 00:37:51,290
and we are not doing it anymore!
920
00:37:51,490 --> 00:37:52,890
Boys! Boys,
921
00:37:53,090 --> 00:37:54,630
we need to help Disney
put our universe back together.
922
00:37:54,830 --> 00:37:56,130
Where's Eric Cartman?
923
00:37:56,330 --> 00:37:57,860
Dad, this might be hard
to understand,
924
00:37:58,060 --> 00:37:59,460
but this is Eric Cartman.
925
00:37:59,660 --> 00:38:01,100
Oh, okay, great.
Come on, Eric,
926
00:38:01,300 --> 00:38:02,630
- we need to go.
- (Kyle groans)
927
00:38:02,830 --> 00:38:05,170
We have to hurry, Eric.
928
00:38:05,370 --> 00:38:06,940
No. No, wait.
929
00:38:07,140 --> 00:38:09,040
Something's wrong.
Oh, my God!
930
00:38:09,240 --> 00:38:11,310
- What is it?
- My save game.
931
00:38:11,510 --> 00:38:13,710
I'm already like 50 hours
into {\i1}Baldur's Gate 3{\i0}
932
00:38:13,910 --> 00:38:16,080
but it's saying that
I have to start a new game.
933
00:38:16,280 --> 00:38:18,750
Do save games not cross
between multiple universes?
934
00:38:18,950 --> 00:38:20,020
Save games
don't even cross between
935
00:38:20,220 --> 00:38:21,650
PCs and PS5s,
why would they cross
936
00:38:21,850 --> 00:38:23,100
between multiple universes?
937
00:38:24,100 --> 00:38:25,290
No...!
938
00:38:25,490 --> 00:38:26,960
Please, everyone.
We are running out of time!
939
00:38:27,160 --> 00:38:28,860
We have to close
the panderverse before
940
00:38:29,060 --> 00:38:30,630
everything we care about
is destroyed!
941
00:38:30,830 --> 00:38:31,800
So what do we have to do?
942
00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:33,100
We have to get everyone
943
00:38:33,300 --> 00:38:34,870
back to the proper place,
but to breach
944
00:38:35,070 --> 00:38:36,670
the panderverse,
we need to find a place
945
00:38:36,870 --> 00:38:39,120
with integrity
that has a broken door.
946
00:38:40,020 --> 00:38:43,470
A place with "integridy"
that has a broken door.
947
00:38:43,670 --> 00:38:46,160
I know where to go.
948
00:38:48,230 --> 00:38:50,610
So, yeah, so it's just basically
off the hinges.
949
00:38:50,810 --> 00:38:52,620
I'd fix it myself
but I've been really busy.
950
00:38:52,820 --> 00:38:54,080
Do you think it'll work?
951
00:38:54,280 --> 00:38:55,650
If we're to try to open
a panderverse portal,
952
00:38:55,850 --> 00:38:57,690
it's as good as any place,
I suppose.
953
00:38:57,890 --> 00:38:59,620
Okay, people,
we don't have much time.
954
00:38:59,820 --> 00:39:02,840
Bring in the panderstone.
955
00:39:03,680 --> 00:39:05,730
(bicycle bell dings)
956
00:39:05,930 --> 00:39:07,900
I'm not your enemy, Eric.
957
00:39:08,100 --> 00:39:10,170
For some reason
fate has put us together.
958
00:39:10,370 --> 00:39:12,740
What do you want from me,
Kathleen Kennedy?
959
00:39:12,940 --> 00:39:15,040
I've been stuck in
this universe for months.
960
00:39:15,240 --> 00:39:17,110
I want out of here
just as much as you do.
961
00:39:17,310 --> 00:39:20,140
Hello, welcome to City Woke,
can I take your order, please?
962
00:39:20,340 --> 00:39:21,310
Ugh.
963
00:39:21,510 --> 00:39:23,150
We're just having tea,
thank you.
964
00:39:23,350 --> 00:39:25,150
Okay, you just wanna tea
and talk about
965
00:39:25,350 --> 00:39:27,450
shitty male-dominated society,
that's fine.
966
00:39:27,650 --> 00:39:29,490
I don't get it,
this is exactly the kind of
967
00:39:29,690 --> 00:39:31,290
universe you wanted,
why would you want to leave?
968
00:39:31,490 --> 00:39:35,210
To stop her from undoing
the panderverse completely.
969
00:39:38,240 --> 00:39:40,630
I saw the panderstone
for the first time
970
00:39:40,830 --> 00:39:42,030
a few years ago.
971
00:39:42,230 --> 00:39:44,170
{\i1}Bob Iger took us{\i0}
{\i1}to the Disney archives{\i0}
972
00:39:44,370 --> 00:39:47,240
{\i1}and showed us an ancient{\i0}
{\i1}piece of artificial intelligence{\i0}
973
00:39:47,440 --> 00:39:50,070
{\i1}that could be used to make{\i0}
{\i1}the same movies over{\i0}
974
00:39:50,270 --> 00:39:53,960
{\i1}and over again while appealing{\i0}
{\i1}to absolutely everyone.{\i0}
975
00:39:55,100 --> 00:39:57,310
{\i1}The panderstone worked great,{\i0}
{\i1}for a while.{\i0}
976
00:39:57,510 --> 00:40:00,580
{\i1}But then came the hate mail.{\i0}
{\i1}Ugly letters from racists{\i0}
977
00:40:00,780 --> 00:40:02,720
{\i1}who couldn't stand{\i0}
{\i1}that some of the panderstone's{\i0}
978
00:40:02,920 --> 00:40:05,660
{\i1}rehashes had diverse{\i0}
{\i1}women characters in the lead.{\i0}
979
00:40:05,860 --> 00:40:09,290
{\i1}I decided I would show them.{\i0}
{\i1}I would start making movies{\i0}
980
00:40:09,490 --> 00:40:11,330
{\i1}to fight all{\i0}
{\i1}the bigotry in our society.{\i0}
981
00:40:11,530 --> 00:40:13,530
{\i1}But instead{\i0}
{\i1}of doing any real work,{\i0}
982
00:40:13,730 --> 00:40:18,900
{\i1}I turned to the panderstone.{\i0}
{\i1}It made things so much easier.{\i0}
983
00:40:19,100 --> 00:40:21,440
{\i1}Soon, I was using{\i0}
{\i1}the panderstone over{\i0}
984
00:40:21,640 --> 00:40:24,610
{\i1}and over again to try{\i0}
{\i1}and fight all the ugly feedback,{\i0}
985
00:40:24,810 --> 00:40:27,660
{\i1}which in turn was growing{\i0}
{\i1}stronger and stronger.{\i0}
986
00:40:28,430 --> 00:40:30,950
{\i1}But I was fighting{\i0}
{\i1}with the wrong tool.{\i0}
987
00:40:31,150 --> 00:40:32,750
{\i1}I used the panderstone{\i0}
{\i1}to the point{\i0}
988
00:40:32,950 --> 00:40:35,270
{\i1}- that it became unstable.{\i0}
- (whooshing)
989
00:40:36,100 --> 00:40:37,920
{\i1}It opened a portal{\i0}
{\i1}to multiple universes,{\i0}
990
00:40:38,120 --> 00:40:40,840
{\i1}and something came through.{\i0}
991
00:40:48,580 --> 00:40:51,800
At first we fought. I tried
to send it back to its universe.
992
00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:53,500
But it got the upper hand.
993
00:40:53,700 --> 00:40:56,140
It was able instead
to send me to this universe,
994
00:40:56,340 --> 00:40:58,960
out of its way so
it could thrive in ours.
995
00:41:00,560 --> 00:41:02,880
(sighs) That's actually
the best explanation
996
00:41:03,080 --> 00:41:06,320
I've heard as to why
Disney movies all suck now.
997
00:41:06,520 --> 00:41:08,470
(typing)
998
00:41:10,370 --> 00:41:11,820
All right, I've set
the panderstone
999
00:41:12,020 --> 00:41:13,560
into the compromised doorway.
1000
00:41:13,760 --> 00:41:15,910
Activating the panderstone now.
1001
00:41:17,310 --> 00:41:18,290
Whoa!
1002
00:41:18,490 --> 00:41:19,960
Space-time portal
is manifesting!
1003
00:41:20,160 --> 00:41:21,630
Panderverse
quantum fields are aligned!
1004
00:41:21,830 --> 00:41:24,230
Yeah, that sounds like typical
multiverse gobbledygook.
1005
00:41:24,430 --> 00:41:26,400
Will you stop ripping
on multiple universes, Kyle?
1006
00:41:26,600 --> 00:41:28,200
I'm trying to get back
to {\i1}Baldur's Gate.{\i0}
1007
00:41:28,400 --> 00:41:31,340
Now I warn you, Mr. Marsh,
once inside the panderverse,
1008
00:41:31,540 --> 00:41:33,210
you will be falling
through different realities.
1009
00:41:33,410 --> 00:41:35,350
Your mind will barely
be able to comprehend
1010
00:41:35,550 --> 00:41:37,950
- what you are experiencing.
- SHARON: Randy?
1011
00:41:38,150 --> 00:41:40,180
I think the oven door is
still having problems if you--
1012
00:41:40,380 --> 00:41:43,170
I am working on it, Sharon!
1013
00:41:44,640 --> 00:41:47,660
The portal is at full.
This might be our only shot!
1014
00:41:47,860 --> 00:41:49,560
Good luck, Mr. Marsh!
1015
00:41:49,760 --> 00:41:51,440
Whoa!
1016
00:41:53,350 --> 00:41:54,600
(screaming)
1017
00:41:54,800 --> 00:41:56,920
Hold on to the rope!
1018
00:41:58,420 --> 00:42:00,540
Oh, whoa!
1019
00:42:00,740 --> 00:42:02,440
Oh, my God.
1020
00:42:02,640 --> 00:42:05,110
Whoa!
1021
00:42:05,310 --> 00:42:07,610
Whoa.
1022
00:42:07,810 --> 00:42:09,710
(grunting)
1023
00:42:09,910 --> 00:42:12,550
Oh, God, it's so weird.
1024
00:42:12,750 --> 00:42:14,550
Shorts, now I'm wearing shorts!
1025
00:42:14,750 --> 00:42:16,690
(yelling)
1026
00:42:16,890 --> 00:42:17,820
Can you imagine it?
1027
00:42:18,020 --> 00:42:19,520
An infinite number of universes
1028
00:42:19,720 --> 00:42:21,730
with infinite combinations of
pants and shirts.
1029
00:42:21,930 --> 00:42:25,010
What do you think about
multiple universes now, boys?
1030
00:42:26,250 --> 00:42:27,500
Yeah, they're pretty
fucking stupid.
1031
00:42:27,700 --> 00:42:28,600
Yeah.
1032
00:42:28,800 --> 00:42:30,130
I understand that maybe
1033
00:42:30,330 --> 00:42:31,900
you were trying to
make a difference, Kathleen.
1034
00:42:32,100 --> 00:42:33,870
But you have to admit
the last few movies
1035
00:42:34,070 --> 00:42:35,610
you've shit out
have been real stinkers.
1036
00:42:35,810 --> 00:42:37,070
All I ever wanted was to
1037
00:42:37,270 --> 00:42:39,410
make great entertainment,
believe me.
1038
00:42:39,610 --> 00:42:42,450
But as soon as you start getting
piles and piles of hate mail,
1039
00:42:42,650 --> 00:42:45,050
endless messages
calling you the c-word,
1040
00:42:45,250 --> 00:42:46,950
you can't think straight.
1041
00:42:47,150 --> 00:42:49,720
Well, I'm sorry I wrote
all those letters.
1042
00:42:49,920 --> 00:42:51,520
It probably was a bit much.
1043
00:42:51,720 --> 00:42:54,830
No, I got like
10,000 letters a day.
1044
00:42:55,030 --> 00:42:56,460
Mm, I was doing more like
12,000 to 13,000,
1045
00:42:56,660 --> 00:42:58,910
especially after the new
{\i1}Indiana Jones{\i0} came out.
1046
00:42:59,910 --> 00:43:02,870
Then it's you! You're the one
who caused all this!
1047
00:43:03,070 --> 00:43:04,840
Fuck you! You're the one
who caused all this!
1048
00:43:05,040 --> 00:43:06,770
I wouldn't have tried
to fight racism
1049
00:43:06,970 --> 00:43:07,900
with the panderstone
if you hadn't
1050
00:43:08,100 --> 00:43:09,240
written all those letters.
1051
00:43:09,440 --> 00:43:10,540
I wouldn't have written
all those letters
1052
00:43:10,740 --> 00:43:11,780
if you hadn't
tried to fight racism
1053
00:43:11,980 --> 00:43:13,610
with a fucking panderstone.
1054
00:43:13,810 --> 00:43:15,280
(whooshing)
1055
00:43:15,480 --> 00:43:17,680
Mr. Marsh!
Can you hear us?
1056
00:43:17,880 --> 00:43:18,950
RANDY:
Oh, wow!
1057
00:43:19,150 --> 00:43:20,920
You should see
the pants I have on now!
1058
00:43:21,120 --> 00:43:24,320
Whoa! Oh, now I have on,
like, suspenders.
1059
00:43:24,520 --> 00:43:27,260
Like almost like overalls
but not quite!
1060
00:43:27,460 --> 00:43:28,420
My God.
1061
00:43:28,620 --> 00:43:30,660
Mr. Marsh!
Try and stay focused!
1062
00:43:30,860 --> 00:43:33,360
You should be
seeing another portal soon!
1063
00:43:33,560 --> 00:43:35,600
If our Kathleen Kennedy
got the other Eric Cartman
1064
00:43:35,800 --> 00:43:37,100
to the right place.
1065
00:43:37,300 --> 00:43:38,870
RANDY:
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
1066
00:43:39,070 --> 00:43:40,370
Dad? What's the matter?
1067
00:43:40,570 --> 00:43:42,670
I'm wearing a Baltimore Ravens
shirt now!
1068
00:43:42,870 --> 00:43:44,270
I hate the Ravens!
1069
00:43:44,470 --> 00:43:47,040
I don't know if I can do this!
1070
00:43:47,240 --> 00:43:49,180
Oh, now it's the Dolphins!
Ah! The Chiefs!
1071
00:43:49,380 --> 00:43:50,980
Oh, it's the Chiefs!
1072
00:43:51,180 --> 00:43:52,550
He's losing his mind!
1073
00:43:52,750 --> 00:43:54,420
The panderverse
is filled with mystery
1074
00:43:54,620 --> 00:43:57,990
and paradox, you--
you have to try and hang on!
1075
00:43:58,190 --> 00:44:00,040
(rumbling)
1076
00:44:01,240 --> 00:44:03,440
Jesus, it's getting worse.
1077
00:44:09,350 --> 00:44:12,820
Where the fuck is Bob Iger?
1078
00:44:13,620 --> 00:44:15,670
Uh, Mr. Iger
just had to take some
1079
00:44:15,870 --> 00:44:17,410
of the others to a screening.
1080
00:44:17,610 --> 00:44:20,440
I think that things
are being kept from me.
1081
00:44:20,640 --> 00:44:22,950
And if you're going
to keep things from me,
1082
00:44:23,150 --> 00:44:25,520
then you'd better
put a chick in it,
1083
00:44:25,720 --> 00:44:28,850
and make her
fucking gay as fuck.
1084
00:44:29,050 --> 00:44:31,070
(rumbling)
1085
00:44:35,210 --> 00:44:37,960
So that's it,
that's the connection.
1086
00:44:38,160 --> 00:44:40,900
I reacted to you
and you reacted to me.
1087
00:44:41,100 --> 00:44:43,530
And I guess
we created each other.
1088
00:44:43,730 --> 00:44:44,940
Mrs. Kennedy,
1089
00:44:45,140 --> 00:44:46,140
I don't think
I've ever said this
1090
00:44:46,340 --> 00:44:49,140
before in my life but...
I'm sorry.
1091
00:44:49,340 --> 00:44:52,140
I lashed out so hard and used
the c-word so many times,
1092
00:44:52,340 --> 00:44:54,540
you didn't really have
a choice but to double down.
1093
00:44:54,740 --> 00:44:58,010
Eric, I know you care
about all things Disney.
1094
00:44:58,210 --> 00:45:01,620
I'm sorry I was so reckless
with the things that you love.
1095
00:45:01,820 --> 00:45:04,650
It was just lazy.
1096
00:45:04,860 --> 00:45:06,320
I guess just wailing
1097
00:45:06,520 --> 00:45:10,010
on woke stuff all the time
is pretty lazy, too.
1098
00:45:17,180 --> 00:45:21,550
I think...
I think I can let go now.
1099
00:45:28,490 --> 00:45:31,800
Aah...
1100
00:45:32,600 --> 00:45:37,640
Come on, Kate. Looks like
we got a flight to catch.
1101
00:45:44,440 --> 00:45:47,200
(electricity crackles)
1102
00:45:47,400 --> 00:45:49,600
Whoa, what the hell is that?
1103
00:45:49,800 --> 00:45:51,570
(screaming)
1104
00:45:51,770 --> 00:45:53,170
(others gasp)
1105
00:45:53,370 --> 00:45:56,110
Oh, yo, bitch!
You killed Kenny!
1106
00:45:56,310 --> 00:45:58,320
You fat ho!
1107
00:46:00,190 --> 00:46:02,200
(electricity crackles)
1108
00:46:04,030 --> 00:46:05,600
(tires screech)
1109
00:46:07,900 --> 00:46:09,140
Look!
1110
00:46:12,770 --> 00:46:14,610
I'm back, you guys!
1111
00:46:16,440 --> 00:46:18,430
Kyle! Kyle, I'm back!
1112
00:46:18,630 --> 00:46:20,100
I was so wrong
about Kathleen Kennedy,
1113
00:46:20,300 --> 00:46:21,700
Kyle, she's so awesome!
1114
00:46:21,900 --> 00:46:23,970
Okay, what Cartman is this?
1115
00:46:24,170 --> 00:46:25,370
Mrs. Kennedy, you're back!
1116
00:46:25,570 --> 00:46:27,770
- Great to see you, ma'am.
- Thanks, you guys.
1117
00:46:27,970 --> 00:46:30,570
We have a lot of changes
to discuss at the company.
1118
00:46:30,770 --> 00:46:32,980
From now on we're only
going to make original content
1119
00:46:33,180 --> 00:46:34,610
that doesn't pander.
1120
00:46:34,810 --> 00:46:36,710
Sure we will, Kate.
Sure we will.
1121
00:46:36,910 --> 00:46:37,980
(chuckles)
1122
00:46:38,180 --> 00:46:40,070
RANDY:
Hey, guys! Guys, over here!
1123
00:46:40,830 --> 00:46:44,090
I did a little extra work while
I was out in multiple universes.
1124
00:46:44,290 --> 00:46:46,560
We're not gonna have a problem
with billionaires anymore,
1125
00:46:46,760 --> 00:46:48,540
check it out!
1126
00:46:49,680 --> 00:46:51,790
(all cheering)
1127
00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:55,000
Now people who can do stuff
will be just as poor
1128
00:46:55,200 --> 00:46:56,370
as the rest of us!
1129
00:46:56,570 --> 00:46:58,730
(excited clamoring)
1130
00:46:58,940 --> 00:47:01,740
Tom, it appears that
everything is back to normal.
1131
00:47:01,940 --> 00:47:04,470
Billionaires have been put
in their place and once again
1132
00:47:04,670 --> 00:47:07,340
it doesn't matter that we
don't know how to do anything.
1133
00:47:07,540 --> 00:47:09,850
It's a good ending here
and we can all be happy
1134
00:47:10,050 --> 00:47:14,500
that everyone
is back in their universe.
1135
00:47:19,240 --> 00:47:21,520
(screaming, panting)
1136
00:47:21,720 --> 00:47:23,230
Mom! Mom!
1137
00:47:23,430 --> 00:47:25,130
What is it, Mrs. Kennedy?
1138
00:47:25,330 --> 00:47:26,660
Oh. Oh, Mom!
1139
00:47:26,860 --> 00:47:28,630
I was just having
the worst nightmare.
1140
00:47:28,830 --> 00:47:31,270
I was me except everyone
around me was different.
1141
00:47:31,470 --> 00:47:32,770
Oh, no, Mrs. Kennedy.
1142
00:47:32,970 --> 00:47:36,340
Here, have some of your favorite
cereal to calm you down.
1143
00:47:36,540 --> 00:47:38,570
Oh, thank you. It was so real.
1144
00:47:38,770 --> 00:47:40,210
All my friends were there
but they'd been
1145
00:47:40,410 --> 00:47:41,540
replaced by strangers.
1146
00:47:41,740 --> 00:47:43,450
I think you were even there
too, Kyle.
1147
00:47:43,650 --> 00:47:45,520
Really? I was there, too?
1148
00:47:45,720 --> 00:47:47,180
Yeah, that's right, Kyle,
you were there
1149
00:47:47,380 --> 00:47:48,350
but you weren't cereal
and I couldn't
1150
00:47:48,550 --> 00:47:49,550
just eat you like I can here.
1151
00:47:49,750 --> 00:47:51,050
- (munching)
- (Kyle screaming)
1152
00:47:51,250 --> 00:47:52,360
KYLE:
No, please, no, Mrs. Kennedy!
1153
00:47:52,560 --> 00:47:53,960
Oh, you're so yummy, Kyle!
1154
00:47:54,160 --> 00:47:56,290
Oh, oh, it's so good to be home.
1155
00:47:56,490 --> 00:47:58,680
Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum.
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