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So the very merry canary
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Found his feathers
And was never cold again.
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Once upon a time--
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Ah, richie. Honey, we've read
This story eleven times tonight.
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Let's go for a even dozen.
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No. It's bedtime, now say
Goodnight to uncle carl.
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Goodnight. Sleep tight.
Don't let the bed bugs bite.
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Goodnight, uncle carl.
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Red five on the black six.
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Red five on the black six
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Hi, big guy. What you doing.
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Playing solitaire. That's
In by myself, solo so long.
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Oh, comprende, amigo.
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You're on ur own, you
Won't even notice me.
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You can call me
"The invisible man".
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In fact, you can't call me
At all because I'm not here.
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Oh, red ten on the black jack.
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I wish, I had a black jack.
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Hey, how about an action
Packed game of cribbage.
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I'll spot your 100 points.
No.
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Canasta.
No.
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Pinnacle.
No.
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Hearts.
No.
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Old make crazy eight goldfish.
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Go home.
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Gin rummy.
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Okay, one hand.
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But when I win you go home.
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Deal. Get it deal.
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* it's a rare condition *
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* in this day and age *
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* to read any good news
On the newspaper page *
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* love and tradition
Of the grand design *
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* some people say
Is even harder to find *
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* well, then, there must be
Some magic clue *
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* inside these
Gentle walls *
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* 'cause all I see
Is a tower of dreams *
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* real love burstin'
Out of every seam *
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* as days go by *
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* we're gonna fill our
House with happiness *
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* the moon may cry *
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* we're gonna smother
The blues with tenderness *
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* when days go by *
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* there's room for you *
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* room for me *
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* for gentle hearts
And opportunity *
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* as days go by *
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* it's the bigger love
Of the family *
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It was just
A little practical joke.
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Well, it
Wasn't funny.
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How would
You like it
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If I put jheri curl
In your deodorant?
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Look on the bright side, eddy.
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Now you're odor-free,
And your armpits have bounce.
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Stay on your toes,
Laura,
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Because I'm
Gunning for you.
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I'll buy boots
So I can shake in them.
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Ooh, laura in boots.
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He's all yours.
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Well, he's
All yours, eddie.
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Face it, you're stuck.
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Educate me, eddo.
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Why can't I win
Laura's heart?
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She's playing
Hard to get.
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She's awfully good at it.
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She makes it
Seem so real.
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Steve...
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Heh heh heh.
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Laura's my sister,
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And I only want
What's best for her.
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And I'm going to
Do everything in my power
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To get you two
Crazy kids together.
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Picture this.
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I'm picturing.
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Night.
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Night.
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Laura.
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Laura.
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Asleep in bed.
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Ooh.
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Laura's awakened
By the sweet sounds
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Of an urkel serenade.
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Ooh, she'll be
Putty in my hands.
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She'll never
Forget it.
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How can I ever
Thank you?
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Believe me, steve.
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The expression
On laura's face
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Is all the thanks
I need.
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Ohh.
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* feelings *
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* nothing more
Than feelings *
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* trying to forget my *
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* feelings of love *
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* teardrops *
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Steve!
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* falling down
On my face *
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Get out
Of my tree!
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* trying to forget my *
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Shh!
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* feelings of love *
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* feelings *
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* whoa, feelings *
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Steve.
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* whoa-- *
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Oh! Oh! Aah!
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Aah!
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Steve, are you okay?
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Yeah. The coopers'
Doberman broke my fall.
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[grrr]
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Ooh, back,
Damian, back!
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[knock on door]
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Laura, what is
Going on in here?
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Steve was practicing
His accordion.
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He woke me up, too.
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That boy is
Loony-tunes.
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If he does it again,
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I'll grab his bellows
And make a wish.
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So, laura,
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Did you enjoy
Your serenade?
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You set me up.
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Yeah.
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* laura is the face
In the misty light *
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* footsteps that you hear *
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* down the hall *
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* the laugh
That floats... *
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Hey, guys,
Is it just me,
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Or does anybody else
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Have this indescribable
Feeling of happiness?
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Indescribable.
Mmm.
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Could it be
The sheer euphoria
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Of knowing steve urkel
Is hundreds of miles away?
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Hundreds
Of miles away.
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783.6 miles
To be exact.
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Where is he? He was
Taking me slug hunting.
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Ohh. Oh, honey, see,
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Steve played his
Accordion real late at night.
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Some of the
Neighbors got cranky
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And threw bricks
At his house.
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So his parents decided
He should visit relatives
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For a while.
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They dumped him?
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You got it.
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But isn't it nice knowing
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That for the next
Two weeks
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When that door opens,
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Steve urkel will not be
On the other side?
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Hello, y'all.
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I'm steve's cousin
Myrtle urkel.
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Cousin steve told me about
The wonderful winslows,
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How you've made this
A home away from home.
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Now, for little ol' me coming
All the way from biloxi,
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This'll be my home away
From home away from home.
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[giggles]
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[snorts]
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Cat got
Your tongues?
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I know
It's got mine.
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Nice to meet you,
Myrtle.
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There seems to be a slight
Family resemblance
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Between you and steve.
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Really?
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I never noticed.
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You going to finish
That pork chop, big fella?
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So, myrtle, how long
Are you going to be around?
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Oh, just two weeks.
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My parents would
Only take steve
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If steve's parents
Promised to take me.
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Sort of an urkel
Exchange program?
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Exactly, honey.
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Sorry I'm late.
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Ooh, holy chitlins.
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Uh...
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Eddie, this is
Steve urkel's cousin,
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Myrtle urkel.
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Myrtle, this
Is our son edward.
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Well, hello there.
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Ooh, eddie,
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That name rolls off
My tongue like honey.
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Huh?
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Ooh, you are as articulate
As you are handsome.
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I'm ever so pleased
To meet you.
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Ooh, sparks.
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Why, my pulse is racing,
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My heart is pounding,
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And my lips
Are on fire.
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How do you feel
About me, sugar?
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Ooh, rachel, that lipstick
Is all wrong for you.
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It's definitely
A glamour don't.
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Myrtle, I've been wearing
This shade for five years.
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Five lonely years,
I would imagine.
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Well, hello, ladies.
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Having fun?
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We're happier
Than pigs in slop.
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Please join us,
Carl. Please.
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Oh, no, no, no.
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I, uh, wouldn't
Want to interrupt
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All of this...
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Female bonding.
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No!
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That's okay
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Oh, no. I'll take
In a movie.
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You two stay
Here with myrtle.
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Have fun.
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He's the most
Charming man.
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You should take him
Back to biloxi with you.
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Now, don't you
Be getting jealous.
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There's only one winslow man
That butters my biscuits.
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That divinely
Handsome eddie.
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When that boy
Sees my new hairdo,
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Why, he's just going
To fall at my feet.
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And if that
Doesn't work,
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I got a few more tricks
Up my puffy sleeve.
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Uh, myrtle...
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You know,
You're a sweet girl,
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00:14:14,387 --> 00:14:16,556
But have you ever
Thought that...
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00:14:16,623 --> 00:14:18,926
Well, maybe
Eddie, uh...
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00:14:18,992 --> 00:14:21,661
Well, maybe you're
Not eddie's type?
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[giggles]
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[snorts]
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00:14:25,933 --> 00:14:27,935
Fiddle-de-dee.
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No boy can resist
Myrtle urkel,
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The belle of biloxi.
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Why, I'm going to
Take that boy
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Like grant took richmond.
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00:14:44,284 --> 00:14:47,420
Oh, edward, dumpling,
I'm in curlers.
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00:14:47,487 --> 00:14:48,922
You should have knocked.
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I live here.
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00:14:51,959 --> 00:14:53,893
Harriette,
I think myrtle
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00:14:53,961 --> 00:14:56,396
Would like to be
Alone with her...
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Dumpling.
Yeah, yeah come on.
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Mom, I have homework!
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I'll do it for you.
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Ooh.
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Ooh, my, you look
Scrumptious.
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Ooh.
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Why, you big...
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00:15:15,848 --> 00:15:17,650
Strong...
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00:15:17,717 --> 00:15:19,386
Handsome...
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Yankee.
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Why, I declare, just
Standing next to you
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Makes me feel faint.
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00:15:42,742 --> 00:15:44,244
Myrtle, are you okay?
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I guess, I'm just
Too hot to handle.
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Myrtle, can I give you
A little advice,
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You know,
Belle to belle?
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I'd be honored.
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I really like you,
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And I think
That deep down,
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Eddie really
Likes you, too.
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00:16:06,866 --> 00:16:09,902
I knew it.
I absolutely knew it.
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00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:11,338
But he's real shy.
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00:16:11,404 --> 00:16:13,240
You got to be
More aggressive.
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00:16:13,306 --> 00:16:15,408
Well, what more
Can I do?
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I've absolutely emptied
My ammo clip of seduction.
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00:16:21,048 --> 00:16:24,651
Well, eddie once told me
About this dream he had.
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00:16:24,717 --> 00:16:27,187
Ooh, spill it
To me, sister.
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00:16:31,091 --> 00:16:33,893
An incredibly
Beautiful woman
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Steals into his room
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In the middle
Of the night
259
00:16:38,065 --> 00:16:41,034
And awakens him
With a kiss.
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00:16:41,101 --> 00:16:42,935
I'll do it tonight.
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00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:46,406
I shall steal into
My beloved's room.
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I can't wait to see the
Expression on that boy's face.
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00:16:51,778 --> 00:16:53,080
Me neither.
264
00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:19,439
Aah!
265
00:17:41,494 --> 00:17:43,430
Aah!
266
00:17:47,867 --> 00:17:50,237
[dog barks]
267
00:18:56,169 --> 00:18:57,837
Myrtle!
268
00:18:57,904 --> 00:18:59,105
What are you doing?
269
00:18:59,172 --> 00:19:01,107
I'm your dream
Come true.
270
00:19:01,174 --> 00:19:02,675
Aah! You're a nightmare!
271
00:19:02,742 --> 00:19:04,544
Now, go home!
272
00:19:06,213 --> 00:19:09,048
Has my southern
Sensuosity frightened you?
273
00:19:09,115 --> 00:19:10,750
Stop that!
274
00:19:10,817 --> 00:19:12,485
Hey, hey!
275
00:19:12,552 --> 00:19:14,454
What's going on
In here?
276
00:19:14,521 --> 00:19:16,623
Unfortunately not much.
277
00:19:18,525 --> 00:19:20,560
Keep her away.
She's crazy.
278
00:19:20,627 --> 00:19:24,231
Crazy about you,
You big hunk of hominy.
279
00:19:26,199 --> 00:19:27,700
But to continue
Chasing after you
280
00:19:27,767 --> 00:19:30,537
Would be humiliating
And unworthy of an urkel.
281
00:19:33,139 --> 00:19:35,575
I, sir, am a lady.
282
00:19:42,682 --> 00:19:44,551
Aah!
283
00:19:47,820 --> 00:19:49,456
A grappling hook?
284
00:19:49,522 --> 00:19:51,591
Oh, shoot.
I broke a nail.
285
00:19:53,360 --> 00:19:57,764
Did you enjoy
Your kiss, dumpling?
286
00:19:57,830 --> 00:19:59,266
You set me up.
287
00:19:59,332 --> 00:20:03,703
Little ol' me? Why,
Whatever do you mean?
288
00:20:03,770 --> 00:20:05,204
Hold it, you two.
289
00:20:05,272 --> 00:20:08,908
Laura, did you encourage
Myrtle to come up here?
290
00:20:08,975 --> 00:20:09,976
Well, yes.
291
00:20:10,042 --> 00:20:11,378
Only
To get even.
292
00:20:11,444 --> 00:20:13,280
Eddie told steve
To serenade me.
293
00:20:13,346 --> 00:20:15,248
I don't care,
What edward did.
294
00:20:15,315 --> 00:20:16,949
Your behavior is inexcusable
295
00:20:17,016 --> 00:20:18,485
Yeah.
296
00:20:18,551 --> 00:20:20,487
You started
All of this?
297
00:20:20,553 --> 00:20:22,322
Yeah.
298
00:20:22,389 --> 00:20:25,925
It's bad enough that you're
Being mean to each other,
299
00:20:25,992 --> 00:20:27,794
But you're bringing
Steve and myrtle into this.
300
00:20:27,860 --> 00:20:31,230
That's right, you used
Them and hurt their feelings.
301
00:20:31,298 --> 00:20:32,799
Tomorrow when
Steve gets back,
302
00:20:32,865 --> 00:20:36,369
I want you to apologize to
Him and myrtle. Understood?
303
00:20:36,436 --> 00:20:37,904
Yes, mom.
Yes, mom.
304
00:20:41,173 --> 00:20:42,775
I'm ashamed
Of you two.
305
00:20:45,745 --> 00:20:47,447
That hurts.
306
00:20:47,514 --> 00:20:48,415
Yep.
307
00:20:48,481 --> 00:20:51,351
But at least
We're not grounded.
308
00:20:51,418 --> 00:20:54,521
By the way,
You two are grounded.
309
00:21:01,361 --> 00:21:02,429
I'm really sorry,
Myrtle.
310
00:21:02,495 --> 00:21:04,997
I never meant
To hurt your feelings.
311
00:21:05,064 --> 00:21:06,232
I see.
312
00:21:06,299 --> 00:21:09,702
And, steve.
I'm sorry, too.
313
00:21:09,769 --> 00:21:11,438
Mm-hmm.
314
00:21:11,504 --> 00:21:13,840
So you think you guys
Can forgive us?
315
00:21:13,906 --> 00:21:15,241
Cousin steve and I
316
00:21:15,308 --> 00:21:17,810
Need to chew on that
One for a spell.
317
00:21:19,446 --> 00:21:24,951
It's your way, we'll
Be in the living room.
318
00:21:27,487 --> 00:21:29,389
Well, what
Do you think?
319
00:21:29,456 --> 00:21:31,057
Well, what
Do you think?
320
00:21:31,123 --> 00:21:34,927
It's obvious that eddie
And laura used us.
321
00:21:34,994 --> 00:21:36,863
And abused us.
322
00:21:36,929 --> 00:21:39,866
You know what
That means, don't you?
323
00:21:39,932 --> 00:21:42,369
I most certainly do.
324
00:21:42,435 --> 00:21:44,804
They love us!
They love us!
325
00:21:46,606 --> 00:21:51,043
Eddie, do you realize there
Are two urkels in the kitchen?
326
00:21:51,110 --> 00:21:52,178
Yeah.
327
00:21:52,244 --> 00:21:54,914
But at least mine's
Going home soon.
328
00:22:02,922 --> 00:22:03,890
Laura.
329
00:22:03,956 --> 00:22:04,924
Eddie.
330
00:22:04,991 --> 00:22:06,526
We talked it over...
331
00:22:06,593 --> 00:22:09,228
And we decided that...
332
00:22:09,295 --> 00:22:13,466
We forgive you!
We forgive you!
333
00:22:13,533 --> 00:22:16,503
And there's more good news.
Tell them, myrtle.
334
00:22:16,569 --> 00:22:17,970
I'm trying to
Talk big daddy
335
00:22:18,037 --> 00:22:19,472
Into selling
Urkel oaks
336
00:22:19,539 --> 00:22:23,510
So we can
Move up here.
337
00:22:23,576 --> 00:22:25,578
Then we'll all
Be together...
338
00:22:25,645 --> 00:22:28,014
Forever!
Forever!
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