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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,305 --> 00:00:07,173 Andrew: Welcome to room 320. Hello. 2 00:00:07,207 --> 00:00:08,541 Hello, how are you? Hello. 3 00:00:08,575 --> 00:00:10,710 Hi. 4 00:00:10,744 --> 00:00:15,115 It is so good to see so many of you come here tonight. 5 00:00:15,148 --> 00:00:16,249 Thank you so much. Kids? 6 00:00:16,282 --> 00:00:17,550 Lets welcome our parents! 7 00:00:17,584 --> 00:00:19,452 (Applauding) 8 00:00:19,486 --> 00:00:20,587 Boy: Thats my dad! 9 00:00:20,620 --> 00:00:21,855 All right, now, the kids have worked 10 00:00:21,888 --> 00:00:24,391 really, really hard to make sure you guys have a very fun night. 11 00:00:24,424 --> 00:00:27,594 And one of the things we did is we came up with a game. 12 00:00:27,627 --> 00:00:30,430 Uh, the first ones kind of like a... its like a pop quiz. 13 00:00:30,463 --> 00:00:31,564 But its-its totally fine, 14 00:00:31,598 --> 00:00:33,133 because youve had 11 years to study. 15 00:00:33,166 --> 00:00:34,667 Now, all these drawings behind me, 16 00:00:34,701 --> 00:00:37,504 the children made in response to the statement, 17 00:00:37,537 --> 00:00:39,506 "how I see me." 18 00:00:39,539 --> 00:00:40,673 So, you assignment is 19 00:00:40,707 --> 00:00:42,208 to go find your Childs drawing, 20 00:00:42,242 --> 00:00:44,144 and then place it on his or her desk. 21 00:00:45,278 --> 00:00:46,146 So lets go. 22 00:00:47,881 --> 00:00:49,315 Mother: Ill find it. 23 00:00:51,317 --> 00:00:53,319 (Talking indistinctly) 24 00:01:09,402 --> 00:01:11,171 Trust you to be wrong every time. 25 00:01:11,204 --> 00:01:13,273 Me, wrong? 26 00:01:13,306 --> 00:01:14,674 Its a girls drawing. 27 00:01:14,707 --> 00:01:16,242 Janet: Its a house. 28 00:01:16,276 --> 00:01:19,746 Men build houses. Some men even buy them. 29 00:01:19,779 --> 00:01:20,880 Oh, but not me, right? 30 00:01:20,914 --> 00:01:23,383 Well, save your breath, basketballs his favorite sport. 31 00:01:25,785 --> 00:01:27,620 -Well, it used to be. -It still is. 32 00:01:27,654 --> 00:01:29,389 And dont act like you know my son better than me. 33 00:01:29,422 --> 00:01:30,390 You dont live there. 34 00:01:30,423 --> 00:01:31,858 You dont see how much 35 00:01:31,891 --> 00:01:34,427 he likes living in a house with a yard. 36 00:01:34,461 --> 00:01:37,363 All that stuff I could never give him, right? 37 00:01:37,397 --> 00:01:39,699 -Mm. -Andrew: Um, you know... 38 00:01:39,732 --> 00:01:41,768 There are no grades here. 39 00:01:41,801 --> 00:01:45,305 This is just a fun kind of warm-up activity. 40 00:01:46,506 --> 00:01:48,208 Well, you dont see how much he likes 41 00:01:48,241 --> 00:01:49,409 watching the game with me. 42 00:01:49,442 --> 00:01:51,544 Believe me, I know what my son likes. 43 00:01:51,578 --> 00:01:52,579 Well, so do I. 44 00:01:52,612 --> 00:01:53,913 Youre both wrong. 45 00:02:01,421 --> 00:02:03,289 John: Heres your picture, Brett. 46 00:02:25,879 --> 00:02:26,880 Heh. 47 00:02:26,913 --> 00:02:28,314 My mother the volcano. 48 00:02:28,348 --> 00:02:32,352 You are the one who is always exploding. 49 00:02:40,460 --> 00:02:43,263 I think that picture explains everything. 50 00:02:43,296 --> 00:02:44,998 Tess: How so? 51 00:02:45,031 --> 00:02:47,534 Well, the volcano exploding is, um... 52 00:02:47,567 --> 00:02:49,502 Its like all the anger that he feels. 53 00:02:49,536 --> 00:02:51,404 And the dinosaur? 54 00:02:51,437 --> 00:02:53,306 The dinosaurs... 55 00:02:53,339 --> 00:02:55,308 Very lonely. 56 00:02:55,341 --> 00:02:56,242 The world he knew 57 00:02:56,276 --> 00:02:57,911 has become extinct. 58 00:02:57,944 --> 00:03:00,380 Divorce can do that to children. 59 00:03:00,413 --> 00:03:02,982 At least Andrew has gotten John to a point 60 00:03:03,016 --> 00:03:05,919 where he can make a drawing like that. 61 00:03:05,952 --> 00:03:08,254 Well, its one thing to draw a volcano, 62 00:03:08,288 --> 00:03:11,691 but its a whole other thing to be one. 63 00:03:13,660 --> 00:03:15,728 Johns parents have divided 64 00:03:15,762 --> 00:03:18,398 their friends, their money, 65 00:03:18,431 --> 00:03:21,467 their furniture, but they... 66 00:03:21,501 --> 00:03:24,771 But they cant figure out how to divide their own son. 67 00:03:27,340 --> 00:03:29,909 (Sighs) 68 00:03:39,352 --> 00:03:42,288 ♪ When you walk 69 00:03:42,322 --> 00:03:45,425 ♪ down the road 70 00:03:45,458 --> 00:03:47,427 ♪ heavy burden 71 00:03:47,460 --> 00:03:51,531 ♪ heavy load 72 00:03:51,564 --> 00:03:54,367 ♪ I will rise 73 00:03:54,400 --> 00:03:57,904 ♪ and I will walk with you 74 00:03:57,937 --> 00:04:00,573 ♪ ill walk with you 75 00:04:00,607 --> 00:04:04,043 ♪ till the sun dont even shine ♪ 76 00:04:04,077 --> 00:04:06,879 ♪ walk with you 77 00:04:06,913 --> 00:04:09,549 ♪ every time, I tell you 78 00:04:09,582 --> 00:04:12,752 ♪ ill walk with you 79 00:04:12,785 --> 00:04:14,621 ♪ 80 00:04:12,785 --> 00:04:14,621 Walk with you 81 00:04:12,785 --> 00:04:17,523 ♪ believe me, ill walk with you. ♪ 82 00:04:23,029 --> 00:04:24,731 (School bell ringing, kids talking) 83 00:04:58,131 --> 00:05:00,333 (Sighs, sniffs) 84 00:05:00,967 --> 00:05:01,968 Hey. 85 00:05:04,170 --> 00:05:07,006 Wow, thats a great dinosaur. 86 00:05:07,040 --> 00:05:09,876 That looks like the guy that you drew in that volcano picture. 87 00:05:09,909 --> 00:05:11,844 Its a comp. 88 00:05:11,878 --> 00:05:13,513 Its short for compsognathus, 89 00:05:13,546 --> 00:05:15,515 one of the smallest dinosaurs ever. 90 00:05:15,548 --> 00:05:18,451 He lived in Canada around the Jurassic period. 91 00:05:18,484 --> 00:05:20,453 Oh. 92 00:05:20,486 --> 00:05:22,588 That mustve been kind of tough. 93 00:05:22,622 --> 00:05:25,591 Being a little guy with all those... those big guys 94 00:05:25,625 --> 00:05:27,593 stomping around all the time. 95 00:05:27,627 --> 00:05:29,629 (Horn honking) 96 00:05:31,097 --> 00:05:32,832 Girl: Hi, mom! 97 00:05:32,865 --> 00:05:34,500 Woman: Hi, honey, lets go! 98 00:05:34,534 --> 00:05:35,835 Whos coming to get you? 99 00:05:35,868 --> 00:05:37,537 (Sighs) 100 00:05:37,570 --> 00:05:40,440 Um, on Fridays its my dad, 101 00:05:40,473 --> 00:05:43,509 but... but sometimes, if he has to work late, 102 00:05:43,543 --> 00:05:46,179 which is okay, cause money doesnt grow on trees, 103 00:05:46,212 --> 00:05:48,614 and you gotta do what you gotta do, 104 00:05:48,648 --> 00:05:50,083 well, then it could be my mom. 105 00:05:50,116 --> 00:05:52,085 But if shes stuck, she could send my grandmother. 106 00:05:52,118 --> 00:05:53,453 Or Phil. 107 00:05:53,486 --> 00:05:55,922 And thats your stepdad, right? 108 00:05:55,955 --> 00:05:57,890 Phil? You call him Phil? 109 00:05:57,924 --> 00:05:59,726 I dont know what else to call him. 110 00:06:01,761 --> 00:06:02,762 Well, I tell you what. 111 00:06:02,795 --> 00:06:06,966 What if I go inside, and give your mom a call. 112 00:06:06,999 --> 00:06:09,535 You know, just to let her know that... that youre not alone. 113 00:06:10,570 --> 00:06:12,538 If you want. 114 00:06:13,573 --> 00:06:15,575 I want. 115 00:06:21,614 --> 00:06:23,583 Janet: So, you like your new teacher? 116 00:06:23,616 --> 00:06:24,450 Yeah. 117 00:06:24,484 --> 00:06:26,786 He seems like hed be a lot of fun. 118 00:06:26,819 --> 00:06:28,821 Yeah. 119 00:06:37,597 --> 00:06:39,031 You know what ive been in the mood for? 120 00:06:39,065 --> 00:06:40,700 Ice cream. 121 00:06:40,733 --> 00:06:43,002 How about on Sunday, when you get home, 122 00:06:43,035 --> 00:06:45,872 -we take a trip to the dq? -Ice cream in winter? 123 00:06:45,905 --> 00:06:47,740 Cool! 124 00:06:47,774 --> 00:06:49,742 I guess thats whats so great about your mom. 125 00:06:49,776 --> 00:06:53,179 She gets to make up her own rules. 126 00:06:53,212 --> 00:06:54,814 Well... when do I get to make some up? 127 00:06:54,847 --> 00:06:56,048 When youre a grown-up. 128 00:06:56,082 --> 00:06:57,917 Phil: Thats the way of the world, John. 129 00:06:57,950 --> 00:07:00,520 You dont get to make up new rules 130 00:07:00,553 --> 00:07:01,854 until you understand the old ones. 131 00:07:05,558 --> 00:07:07,260 (Doorbell chimes) 132 00:07:07,293 --> 00:07:08,928 Finish your dinner! 133 00:07:10,797 --> 00:07:12,799 Its his turn to wait. 134 00:07:18,638 --> 00:07:19,939 -Hey. -Hi, dad! 135 00:07:19,972 --> 00:07:21,073 How you doing, kiddo? 136 00:07:21,107 --> 00:07:22,742 -Sorry im late. -Oh, thats okay. 137 00:07:22,775 --> 00:07:24,777 Uh, hold on, let me go get my stuff. 138 00:07:27,547 --> 00:07:29,148 So you forgot your gloves, too, huh? 139 00:07:29,182 --> 00:07:31,517 (Sighs, sniffs) 140 00:07:31,551 --> 00:07:32,552 I didnt forget him. 141 00:07:32,585 --> 00:07:33,653 I had to work late. 142 00:07:33,686 --> 00:07:35,288 I didnt say anything. 143 00:07:35,321 --> 00:07:37,657 Right. 144 00:07:57,643 --> 00:07:59,579 So, that things still running, huh? 145 00:07:59,612 --> 00:08:01,614 Dont worry. Its safe. 146 00:08:01,647 --> 00:08:03,983 Well, you finally got those rims you were always talking about. 147 00:08:04,016 --> 00:08:05,551 Yeah. 148 00:08:05,585 --> 00:08:06,752 They look good, dont they? 149 00:08:06,786 --> 00:08:08,788 Yeah. Congratulations. 150 00:08:08,821 --> 00:08:10,823 (Footsteps running down stairs) 151 00:08:12,091 --> 00:08:13,226 Hey. You got your homework? 152 00:08:13,259 --> 00:08:15,695 -Yeah. -Mm. 153 00:08:15,728 --> 00:08:17,663 Martin: Whoopsie. 154 00:08:17,697 --> 00:08:18,931 There you go. 155 00:08:18,965 --> 00:08:21,133 Go, baby, warm it up. 156 00:08:25,071 --> 00:08:27,073 (Car engine growls) 157 00:08:31,844 --> 00:08:32,812 Ready, buddy? 158 00:08:32,845 --> 00:08:34,847 -Yes! -Oh, yeah. 159 00:08:50,663 --> 00:08:53,232 Martin: 160 00:08:50,663 --> 00:08:53,232 I dont know what your mother told you, 161 00:08:53,266 --> 00:08:54,867 but I got stuck 162 00:08:54,901 --> 00:08:57,103 fixing a fuel mix situation on a Ford probe. 163 00:08:57,136 --> 00:08:58,170 Its okay, dad. 164 00:08:58,204 --> 00:09:01,240 Those-those car computers can be a real headache. 165 00:09:01,274 --> 00:09:03,676 You said it. Hey. 166 00:09:03,709 --> 00:09:05,811 Probably worked on my last Plymouth today. 167 00:09:05,845 --> 00:09:08,748 Cant believe they cut those out. 168 00:09:08,781 --> 00:09:10,082 Youre telling me. 169 00:09:10,116 --> 00:09:12,118 Man, if I was in charge of Chrysler, I would... 170 00:09:14,420 --> 00:09:16,856 Hey, what do you say we go to my place, 171 00:09:16,889 --> 00:09:18,925 catch a shower, well grab a pizza, 172 00:09:18,958 --> 00:09:20,693 check out the game on big screen? 173 00:09:20,726 --> 00:09:21,794 I already ate. 174 00:09:23,829 --> 00:09:26,766 Oh, yeah, right. 175 00:09:29,835 --> 00:09:31,837 Well, I-I could eat again. 176 00:09:35,141 --> 00:09:36,776 Thats a nice jacket. 177 00:09:36,809 --> 00:09:37,910 Is it new? 178 00:09:38,911 --> 00:09:40,212 Yeah. 179 00:09:40,246 --> 00:09:42,748 We just went to get socks, and mom saw it... 180 00:09:42,782 --> 00:09:44,417 -...and so she just... -Mom bought it for you, 181 00:09:44,450 --> 00:09:45,952 just right then and there, didnt she? 182 00:09:45,985 --> 00:09:48,254 Yeah. 183 00:09:51,190 --> 00:09:53,225 What was wrong with the one I got you? 184 00:09:58,230 --> 00:10:00,232 (Music playing, talking) 185 00:10:07,106 --> 00:10:08,774 You want some tokens? 186 00:10:12,411 --> 00:10:14,280 Hey, look, its my teacher. Remember? 187 00:10:15,214 --> 00:10:16,248 Martin: Oh, yeah. 188 00:10:16,282 --> 00:10:18,417 Looks like hes got a girlfriend. 189 00:10:18,451 --> 00:10:20,753 Uh, you want to go say hi? 190 00:10:20,786 --> 00:10:22,421 Nah, you know what? 191 00:10:22,455 --> 00:10:23,789 Dont bother him. 192 00:10:23,823 --> 00:10:24,790 Play the games. 193 00:10:24,824 --> 00:10:26,826 Okay. 194 00:10:33,165 --> 00:10:35,267 (Pinball machine chiming) 195 00:10:36,869 --> 00:10:38,004 Hey. Hey, John! 196 00:10:39,939 --> 00:10:42,274 Hi. Dont mind me. 197 00:10:42,308 --> 00:10:44,443 Come here. Come on. 198 00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:49,382 I want you to meet a friend of mine. 199 00:10:49,415 --> 00:10:51,851 This is Monica. Monica... this is John. 200 00:10:51,884 --> 00:10:53,085 -Hi. -Hello. 201 00:10:53,119 --> 00:10:56,822 Andrews teaching me how to play, im not very good, but... 202 00:10:56,856 --> 00:10:58,491 (Monica gasps happily) Would you look at that? 203 00:10:58,524 --> 00:11:00,326 John: Hes a pretty good teacher. 204 00:11:00,359 --> 00:11:01,727 Oh, well... 205 00:11:01,761 --> 00:11:03,262 Thank you. 206 00:11:03,295 --> 00:11:05,264 Hey, take my turn. 207 00:11:05,297 --> 00:11:07,366 Okay. 208 00:11:07,400 --> 00:11:10,936 So, are you a teacher, too? 209 00:11:10,970 --> 00:11:13,105 Uh, no, but I suppose 210 00:11:13,139 --> 00:11:15,508 I do the sorts of things that teachers do. 211 00:11:15,541 --> 00:11:17,309 Like what? 212 00:11:17,343 --> 00:11:20,513 Well, I teach people how to solve their problems. 213 00:11:20,546 --> 00:11:21,747 Like in math? 214 00:11:21,781 --> 00:11:25,851 Well, no. Harder than math. 215 00:11:25,885 --> 00:11:29,455 I mean, in math you either add or subtract or multiply, 216 00:11:29,488 --> 00:11:31,757 and you still come up with the same answer. 217 00:11:31,791 --> 00:11:33,793 Lifes not that simple. 218 00:11:33,826 --> 00:11:37,029 Sometimes things dont add up no matter how hard you try. 219 00:11:37,063 --> 00:11:41,434 Yeah. Thats when you know you really got a problem. 220 00:11:43,569 --> 00:11:45,104 Thats where I come in. 221 00:11:45,137 --> 00:11:47,773 I help people find new answers. 222 00:11:47,807 --> 00:11:49,875 Like a private eye? 223 00:11:49,909 --> 00:11:53,079 Well, Monica is an advocate. 224 00:11:53,112 --> 00:11:55,448 Oh, so like a lawyer. 225 00:11:56,582 --> 00:11:59,952 Well, yeah, lawyers are advocates. 226 00:12:01,954 --> 00:12:04,990 So if I had a problem, 227 00:12:05,024 --> 00:12:07,293 youd be on my side, right? 228 00:12:07,326 --> 00:12:08,994 Right. 229 00:12:19,905 --> 00:12:22,942 Oh, no, I forgot my book. 230 00:12:22,975 --> 00:12:24,910 So much for helping him with his homework. 231 00:12:24,944 --> 00:12:27,346 -Were eating first. -You didnt even look 232 00:12:27,379 --> 00:12:29,915 to see if he had his books when he left the house. 233 00:12:29,949 --> 00:12:31,250 He said he had them. 234 00:12:31,283 --> 00:12:33,185 Great! And if he says hes finished his homework, 235 00:12:33,219 --> 00:12:35,321 are you just gonna take him at his word then, too? 236 00:12:35,354 --> 00:12:38,491 Hes 11! I cant trust him to match his socks 237 00:12:38,524 --> 00:12:40,126 much less monitor his own homework. 238 00:12:40,159 --> 00:12:41,927 Well, I trust my kid. 239 00:12:41,961 --> 00:12:44,897 Well, so do I, but I still check. 240 00:12:44,930 --> 00:12:47,566 Thats not trust. It wasnt before and it isnt now. 241 00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:48,367 Ill go. 242 00:12:48,400 --> 00:12:50,369 Please do not make this about US! 243 00:12:50,402 --> 00:12:52,438 -You just made it about US. -I did not! 244 00:12:52,471 --> 00:12:54,507 Guys, guys, please. Come on. 245 00:12:54,540 --> 00:12:56,876 Can you settle this outside? 246 00:12:56,909 --> 00:12:58,511 Sorry. 247 00:13:02,348 --> 00:13:04,984 I am so sick of this. 248 00:13:16,462 --> 00:13:18,330 Will you be my advocate? 249 00:13:18,364 --> 00:13:22,935 Yes, but do you have a problem? 250 00:13:22,968 --> 00:13:26,572 Yeah, big one. 251 00:13:26,605 --> 00:13:28,140 I dont have much money. 252 00:13:29,975 --> 00:13:32,111 Well, the moneys not important. 253 00:13:32,144 --> 00:13:33,913 What do you want me to do? 254 00:13:33,946 --> 00:13:37,483 I want to get a divorce from my parents. 255 00:13:49,929 --> 00:13:53,966 John, I know that this is has been really, really hard on you, 256 00:13:53,999 --> 00:13:56,635 but divorce is very, very serious from anyone. 257 00:13:56,669 --> 00:13:58,604 It should only be used as a last resort. 258 00:13:58,637 --> 00:14:02,608 It is! They only fight when they get together, 259 00:14:02,641 --> 00:14:06,111 and the only reason they get together is cause of me. 260 00:14:06,145 --> 00:14:09,148 And if im gone, then they wont fight anymore. 261 00:14:09,181 --> 00:14:11,383 But its not that simple, John. 262 00:14:11,417 --> 00:14:12,618 You cant just be gone. 263 00:14:12,651 --> 00:14:16,422 I mean, youll have to go to court and so will your parents. 264 00:14:16,455 --> 00:14:18,591 Youll have to talk to a judge. 265 00:14:18,624 --> 00:14:21,360 Youll have to make some very painful choices. 266 00:14:21,393 --> 00:14:24,630 It cant hurt any more than it already does. 267 00:14:25,998 --> 00:14:27,967 Okay, you know what I think? 268 00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:30,703 I think you need a break, not a divorce. 269 00:14:30,736 --> 00:14:32,104 So, tell you what. 270 00:14:32,137 --> 00:14:33,539 Im gonna go over, talk to you dad 271 00:14:33,572 --> 00:14:35,207 and ask him if itd be okay 272 00:14:35,241 --> 00:14:37,376 for you and I just to spend the day together, 273 00:14:37,409 --> 00:14:40,145 just hanging out, just the two of US, all right? 274 00:14:40,179 --> 00:14:42,481 Then maybe thatll allow your mom and your dad 275 00:14:42,514 --> 00:14:46,452 a little time to settle some things, okay? 276 00:14:46,485 --> 00:14:48,053 Okay. 277 00:14:48,087 --> 00:14:50,089 Lets go. 278 00:14:53,192 --> 00:14:54,260 Well? 279 00:14:54,293 --> 00:14:57,196 Well, John wants to ask his parents for a divorce, 280 00:14:57,229 --> 00:15:00,699 but I think weve managed to talk him out of it. 281 00:15:00,733 --> 00:15:03,569 I see. Now there are two more adults telling 282 00:15:03,602 --> 00:15:05,604 that child how he should feel. 283 00:15:08,474 --> 00:15:12,011 John: Oh, cool. 284 00:15:12,044 --> 00:15:16,248 Do you think it would be, like, like, too dumb 285 00:15:16,282 --> 00:15:18,751 if I worked with dinosaurs when I grew up? 286 00:15:18,784 --> 00:15:21,620 No, I dont think thatd be dumb. 287 00:15:21,654 --> 00:15:24,123 Even though theyre extinct? 288 00:15:24,156 --> 00:15:26,325 Just because theyre not roaming up and down the street 289 00:15:26,358 --> 00:15:28,327 doesnt mean that we cant learn stuff from them. 290 00:15:28,360 --> 00:15:31,764 Hey, and its not like im learning anything 291 00:15:31,797 --> 00:15:33,365 at basketball practice, so... 292 00:15:34,733 --> 00:15:37,736 John, tell me something. 293 00:15:37,770 --> 00:15:40,406 If you dont like basketball, why do you play? 294 00:15:40,439 --> 00:15:43,409 My dad says if hed played on a team in high school, 295 00:15:43,442 --> 00:15:46,745 he could have gotten a scholarship and gone to college. 296 00:15:46,779 --> 00:15:50,582 I mean, a lot of guys dumber than him did. 297 00:15:50,616 --> 00:15:52,418 Phil did. 298 00:15:52,451 --> 00:15:54,353 Phil played basketball? 299 00:15:54,386 --> 00:15:57,756 Golf. But it was a team. 300 00:15:58,757 --> 00:16:01,126 Whoa! 301 00:16:01,160 --> 00:16:03,429 Youve got everything an artist needs there. 302 00:16:03,462 --> 00:16:05,531 I paid for it all by myself. 303 00:16:05,564 --> 00:16:06,665 Thats a big deal. 304 00:16:08,267 --> 00:16:09,635 How do you know? 305 00:16:09,668 --> 00:16:12,705 Well, your dad cant get mad that your mom bought it, 306 00:16:12,738 --> 00:16:15,207 and you mom cant get mad that your dad bought it. 307 00:16:15,240 --> 00:16:17,676 Yeah. 308 00:16:19,845 --> 00:16:22,681 Andrew/john: ♪ 67 bottles of root beer on the wall ♪ 309 00:16:22,715 --> 00:16:25,050 ♪ 67 bottles of root beer on the wall ♪ 310 00:16:25,084 --> 00:16:26,819 ♪ 67 bottles of root beer 311 00:16:26,852 --> 00:16:29,722 ♪ you take one down and pass it around ♪ 312 00:16:29,755 --> 00:16:32,157 ♪ 66 bottles of root beer on the wall ♪ 313 00:16:32,191 --> 00:16:33,659 65... 314 00:16:33,692 --> 00:16:35,761 If hed stay with me longer, ID put it up over there! 315 00:16:35,794 --> 00:16:38,330 No, because thats not our custody agreement! 316 00:16:38,364 --> 00:16:41,633 They always argue when dad comes to Phils house. 317 00:16:41,667 --> 00:16:43,369 Im sorry, John. 318 00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:48,140 I had a nice day. 319 00:16:48,173 --> 00:16:51,076 Yeah, me, too. 320 00:16:52,511 --> 00:16:54,680 (Indistinct arguing) 321 00:16:56,448 --> 00:16:57,649 Janet: Why dont you call first! 322 00:16:57,683 --> 00:16:59,551 What do you mean, call? I came with the... 323 00:16:59,585 --> 00:17:01,387 This is my house, Martin, not yours. 324 00:17:01,420 --> 00:17:03,088 No, no, its my sons house, too. 325 00:17:03,122 --> 00:17:05,324 And this is for my son. 326 00:17:05,357 --> 00:17:08,293 Dont tell me about your son. He is my son. 327 00:17:08,327 --> 00:17:10,662 Hey, kiddo. Hey, check this out. 328 00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:12,765 Im gonna hang it up over there. 329 00:17:12,798 --> 00:17:14,266 Pretty soon, youll be a scoring machine. 330 00:17:14,299 --> 00:17:16,402 That is not staying here, Martin. 331 00:17:16,435 --> 00:17:17,836 Hey, get her. She thinks 332 00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:19,805 shes the only one that can buy you stuff. 333 00:17:19,838 --> 00:17:22,174 All right, thats it. I want you out of here now! 334 00:17:22,207 --> 00:17:24,676 Oh, sweetheart, oh, dont pay any attention to him. 335 00:17:24,710 --> 00:17:26,111 Its gonna be okay. 336 00:17:26,145 --> 00:17:28,447 -Its not my fault. -Yes, its your fault. 337 00:17:28,480 --> 00:17:30,149 Everything would have been if you hadnt gotten in the way. 338 00:17:30,182 --> 00:17:31,683 You come here, you bring all your toys... 339 00:17:31,717 --> 00:17:33,619 Shut up! Just shut up! 340 00:17:35,521 --> 00:17:39,291 See?! Forget it, Andrew. 341 00:17:39,324 --> 00:17:41,894 I want to do it. 342 00:17:41,927 --> 00:17:44,096 Just gotta do it. 343 00:17:53,472 --> 00:17:54,807 Do what? 344 00:18:02,247 --> 00:18:05,350 Evening. Are you Janet grabowski? 345 00:18:05,384 --> 00:18:06,885 Yes. 346 00:18:06,919 --> 00:18:07,820 There you go. 347 00:18:12,825 --> 00:18:14,293 Phil? 348 00:18:15,461 --> 00:18:17,930 Martin wants custody again? 349 00:18:17,963 --> 00:18:20,799 No, youre not gonna believe this. 350 00:18:20,833 --> 00:18:23,769 I dont get it. 351 00:18:23,802 --> 00:18:26,872 How does a kid get a custody hearing for himself? 352 00:18:26,905 --> 00:18:29,775 Well, Martin had to put him up to this. 353 00:18:29,808 --> 00:18:32,444 He had to. He just cant stand for me to win. 354 00:18:32,478 --> 00:18:33,946 (Doorbell rings) 355 00:18:33,979 --> 00:18:35,481 Win? 356 00:18:35,514 --> 00:18:36,915 Well, I got John in the divorce, 357 00:18:36,949 --> 00:18:38,917 and then I got you. What has Martin got? 358 00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:40,853 (Knocking) 359 00:18:40,886 --> 00:18:43,388 -Martin: Whats this? -You got one, too. 360 00:18:43,422 --> 00:18:45,924 Which one of you put him up to this? 361 00:18:45,958 --> 00:18:48,727 US. You just wont let US settle down and be happy. 362 00:18:48,760 --> 00:18:49,828 You put him up to this! 363 00:18:49,862 --> 00:18:53,632 No, no, no, no, no, this has your prints all over it. 364 00:18:53,665 --> 00:18:55,501 Dont you remember? Calling in the lawyers 365 00:18:55,534 --> 00:18:57,202 the first time was your idea, too. 366 00:18:57,236 --> 00:18:58,937 Look, if John did this on his own, 367 00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:01,406 then its clearly a cry for help. 368 00:19:01,440 --> 00:19:04,309 My son would never do this on his own. 369 00:19:04,343 --> 00:19:06,879 (Voice breaks): Why would he do this at all? 370 00:19:06,912 --> 00:19:10,182 Why dont we ask him? 371 00:19:38,911 --> 00:19:40,712 ♪ 372 00:20:00,032 --> 00:20:00,999 All rise. 373 00:20:01,033 --> 00:20:04,269 Summit county family court is now in session. 374 00:20:08,407 --> 00:20:09,575 (Gavel bangs) 375 00:20:09,608 --> 00:20:11,610 This court is called to order 376 00:20:11,643 --> 00:20:16,014 in the matter of 377 00:20:11,643 --> 00:20:16,014 ashburn v. Ashburn and grabowski. 378 00:20:11,643 --> 00:20:16,014 In the matter of 379 00:20:11,643 --> 00:20:16,014 ashburn v. Ashburn and grabowski. 380 00:20:16,048 --> 00:20:18,884 You may be seated. 381 00:20:18,917 --> 00:20:22,020 Now this is a case, in my opinion, 382 00:20:22,054 --> 00:20:24,890 that never should have come to court in the first place. 383 00:20:26,692 --> 00:20:29,494 The young man felt he had no other choice, your honor. 384 00:20:32,798 --> 00:20:34,533 Martin: Your honor, excuse me, your honor. 385 00:20:34,566 --> 00:20:36,802 Uh, we can solve this whole thing really easy. 386 00:20:36,835 --> 00:20:38,904 All you got to do is give me custody. 387 00:20:38,937 --> 00:20:40,739 I mean, thats what should have happened 388 00:20:40,772 --> 00:20:41,740 in the first place. 389 00:20:41,773 --> 00:20:43,942 Did I ask for your opinion, sir? 390 00:20:43,976 --> 00:20:46,778 Um, im sorry, but... 391 00:20:46,812 --> 00:20:49,014 She just doesnt pay him enough attention 392 00:20:49,047 --> 00:20:50,749 ever since she got married. 393 00:20:50,782 --> 00:20:51,950 You cant blame this on me. 394 00:20:51,984 --> 00:20:54,486 Janet: Your honor, this man has not kept 395 00:20:54,519 --> 00:20:55,754 a single custody condition since our.... 396 00:20:55,787 --> 00:20:59,891 I want quiet and I want it now! 397 00:20:59,925 --> 00:21:02,661 Now, it doesnt take a lot of legal mumbo jumbo 398 00:21:02,694 --> 00:21:04,329 to show me that this is a situation 399 00:21:04,363 --> 00:21:06,932 that needs a time-out. 400 00:21:06,965 --> 00:21:09,601 I know a time-out is usually for children, 401 00:21:09,635 --> 00:21:12,404 but in this case, I cannot tell the difference 402 00:21:12,437 --> 00:21:14,673 between the adults and the children. 403 00:21:14,706 --> 00:21:16,975 She cant say that. Can she say that? 404 00:21:17,009 --> 00:21:20,012 Mr. Ashburn, this is my court. 405 00:21:20,045 --> 00:21:24,049 I can say what I want to when I want to. 406 00:21:24,082 --> 00:21:25,951 And you get a chance to listen. 407 00:21:25,984 --> 00:21:29,054 Unless you want me to give you my decision now. 408 00:21:29,087 --> 00:21:31,723 No. 409 00:21:31,757 --> 00:21:33,625 I didnt think so. 410 00:21:33,659 --> 00:21:37,696 Now if there ever was a situation that needed everybody 411 00:21:37,729 --> 00:21:39,998 to take a step back and let it settle, 412 00:21:40,032 --> 00:21:40,832 this is it. 413 00:21:40,866 --> 00:21:43,869 And so thats what were going to do. 414 00:21:43,902 --> 00:21:45,103 In the meantime, Monica, 415 00:21:45,137 --> 00:21:47,773 who is the advocate for this minor child, 416 00:21:47,806 --> 00:21:50,108 is going to take some depositions. 417 00:21:50,142 --> 00:21:53,845 The rest of you are gonna take a deep breath 418 00:21:53,879 --> 00:21:55,647 and cool yourselves off. 419 00:22:00,686 --> 00:22:04,990 John, if you had to live with someone other than your parents 420 00:22:05,023 --> 00:22:07,092 for a few days, where could you live? 421 00:22:16,902 --> 00:22:18,837 I want to live with him. 422 00:22:22,774 --> 00:22:24,042 Uh, you mean at my house? 423 00:22:24,076 --> 00:22:25,477 Uh-huh. 424 00:22:25,510 --> 00:22:27,479 Your honor, tha... 425 00:22:29,014 --> 00:22:30,549 That would be fine. 426 00:22:30,582 --> 00:22:33,118 At my house. 427 00:22:33,151 --> 00:22:36,088 Tess: Temporary custody is granted. 428 00:22:36,121 --> 00:22:39,157 And this court will reconvene in two days. 429 00:22:39,191 --> 00:22:41,026 Bailiff: All rise. 430 00:23:13,892 --> 00:23:15,861 Tess (muffled): Nobody comes in until im finished. 431 00:23:16,795 --> 00:23:18,063 Oh, there you are. 432 00:23:18,096 --> 00:23:22,467 Were having a bit of a dispute over decor. 433 00:23:22,501 --> 00:23:23,201 Andrew: Ah. 434 00:23:23,235 --> 00:23:25,537 But its about to be solved. 435 00:23:32,144 --> 00:23:33,211 (Laughs) 436 00:23:33,245 --> 00:23:34,813 Entrez. 437 00:23:38,150 --> 00:23:39,751 Andrew: Whoa! 438 00:23:39,785 --> 00:23:41,019 (Laughing): This is... 439 00:23:44,089 --> 00:23:46,224 ...am-- uh, amazing! 440 00:23:46,258 --> 00:23:47,893 Its my own design. 441 00:23:47,926 --> 00:23:50,595 I wanted you to have something elegant and classic 442 00:23:50,629 --> 00:23:53,165 and strong, like an angel should be. 443 00:23:53,198 --> 00:23:55,133 Well, its-its all those things. 444 00:23:55,167 --> 00:23:57,502 Im very pleased with it. 445 00:23:57,536 --> 00:23:59,604 Monica: However, angels 446 00:23:59,638 --> 00:24:03,942 are also peaceful, comforting and warm, 447 00:24:03,975 --> 00:24:06,211 and I think that your home should reflect that, 448 00:24:06,244 --> 00:24:08,713 because thats really who you are. 449 00:24:08,747 --> 00:24:09,881 I am. 450 00:24:09,915 --> 00:24:11,516 You are. 451 00:24:14,252 --> 00:24:19,291 This, th-this is very... um... 452 00:24:19,324 --> 00:24:21,259 Very... um... 453 00:24:22,861 --> 00:24:24,029 ...its very beautiful, too. 454 00:24:24,062 --> 00:24:27,299 Theyre both very beautiful in each... 455 00:24:27,332 --> 00:24:31,169 Each in their own way are very... really... 456 00:24:31,203 --> 00:24:32,971 Which one do you like better? 457 00:24:33,004 --> 00:24:35,540 Well, uh, you know, I... 458 00:24:35,574 --> 00:24:37,075 Come on, which one will it be? 459 00:24:37,108 --> 00:24:38,777 Weve got a little boy waiting. 460 00:24:40,779 --> 00:24:43,949 Andrew... Which one is it going to be? 461 00:24:47,052 --> 00:24:48,119 (Anxious laugh) 462 00:24:49,221 --> 00:24:51,189 I wasnt sure how long itd be, 463 00:24:51,223 --> 00:24:52,691 so I didnt know what to pack. 464 00:24:52,724 --> 00:24:53,825 It shouldnt be too long. 465 00:24:53,859 --> 00:24:56,962 Well, I may have to stay here till I go to college. 466 00:24:56,995 --> 00:24:58,029 College, huh? 467 00:24:58,063 --> 00:24:59,965 Okay, well... (Laughs) 468 00:24:59,998 --> 00:25:02,267 I guess we need to get to work on those grades, then. 469 00:25:03,168 --> 00:25:04,169 Come on in. 470 00:25:09,207 --> 00:25:11,142 What do you think? 471 00:25:11,176 --> 00:25:13,845 Its, uh... its interesting. 472 00:25:15,780 --> 00:25:16,882 Wheres the TV? 473 00:25:16,915 --> 00:25:18,650 Im not sure. 474 00:25:18,683 --> 00:25:20,051 See, I had these two really good friends, 475 00:25:20,085 --> 00:25:21,720 they wanted to help me decorate the apartment, 476 00:25:21,753 --> 00:25:24,222 so some of these things are what one of them wanted, 477 00:25:24,256 --> 00:25:27,125 and some of these things are what the other one wanted. 478 00:25:28,627 --> 00:25:30,729 Well... wheres the stuff you wanted? 479 00:25:30,762 --> 00:25:31,830 I dont know. 480 00:25:31,863 --> 00:25:34,599 I was so busy trying not to hurt their feelings... 481 00:25:35,834 --> 00:25:37,269 (Chuckles) 482 00:25:37,302 --> 00:25:40,238 ...that I forgot to be honest with them. 483 00:25:40,272 --> 00:25:41,606 Tell you what, though-- 484 00:25:41,640 --> 00:25:43,842 this time, the guys fix the place up. 485 00:25:48,380 --> 00:25:49,948 Excellent. 486 00:25:51,283 --> 00:25:53,285 You made some changes to it 487 00:25:53,318 --> 00:25:54,619 since the parent-teacher night. 488 00:25:54,653 --> 00:25:56,221 Well, seeing the real thing helped. 489 00:25:56,254 --> 00:25:59,858 You know, the cop mightve made it to the meteor crash, 490 00:25:59,891 --> 00:26:04,095 but he was stomped out by two bigger dinosaurs. 491 00:26:04,129 --> 00:26:08,099 Like t-Rex or gigantosaurus, im not sure which. 492 00:26:08,133 --> 00:26:11,269 A lot of people dont know he was ever here. 493 00:26:11,303 --> 00:26:12,971 Thats just a theory, John. 494 00:26:13,004 --> 00:26:14,806 Its like the meteor crash. 495 00:26:14,839 --> 00:26:17,242 You know, the scientists dont know 496 00:26:17,275 --> 00:26:19,177 what brought the dinosaurs to extinction, 497 00:26:19,210 --> 00:26:20,412 but two bigger dinosaurs 498 00:26:20,445 --> 00:26:23,682 couldnt make the little guy just disappear. 499 00:26:23,715 --> 00:26:28,019 Yeah, well, they got their theories and I got mine. 500 00:26:28,053 --> 00:26:29,387 Right. 501 00:26:29,421 --> 00:26:31,756 Everybody has a right to their own theory. 502 00:26:31,790 --> 00:26:33,959 For example... 503 00:26:33,992 --> 00:26:37,429 I have a theory that this, uh, this leopard pillow 504 00:26:37,462 --> 00:26:38,997 should pretty much be in the trash. 505 00:26:41,299 --> 00:26:42,367 Leopard... 506 00:26:42,400 --> 00:26:43,902 Do you mind if I call you Janet? 507 00:26:45,437 --> 00:26:47,839 I know this must be very difficult for you. 508 00:26:49,441 --> 00:26:51,376 Do you have any idea why John 509 00:26:51,409 --> 00:26:53,678 decided to pursue this legal action? 510 00:26:53,712 --> 00:26:55,313 No, I dont. 511 00:26:55,347 --> 00:26:57,749 And thats whats so upsetting about it. 512 00:26:59,484 --> 00:27:01,686 I mean, John likes living with US-- 513 00:27:01,720 --> 00:27:04,322 with Phil and I, I mean. 514 00:27:04,356 --> 00:27:06,891 Its the first time that hes seen two adults 515 00:27:06,925 --> 00:27:09,060 who are not at each others throats all the time. 516 00:27:09,094 --> 00:27:12,697 And Martin cant stand that, so he does things 517 00:27:12,731 --> 00:27:15,367 to undermine me all the time. 518 00:27:15,400 --> 00:27:19,204 Ive tried to make Sunday night dinner a special event-- 519 00:27:19,237 --> 00:27:20,972 and Martin knows that-- 520 00:27:21,006 --> 00:27:23,842 but he still brings him home late every time. 521 00:27:23,875 --> 00:27:26,011 Do you think that Martin is a good father? 522 00:27:26,044 --> 00:27:29,914 Martin doesnt act like a father with him. 523 00:27:29,948 --> 00:27:31,983 He treats their time together 524 00:27:32,017 --> 00:27:34,986 like its a 48-hour free pass to Disneyland. 525 00:27:35,020 --> 00:27:38,923 What happens to a boy who never learns how to handle 526 00:27:38,957 --> 00:27:40,759 the really tough things in life? 527 00:27:40,792 --> 00:27:42,494 Martin: Of course I make my time 528 00:27:42,527 --> 00:27:44,863 with John like Disneyland. 529 00:27:44,896 --> 00:27:46,931 I only get him for two days a week. 530 00:27:46,965 --> 00:27:49,734 I gotta make that time as pleasant as I can. 531 00:27:49,768 --> 00:27:51,936 If he has homework or something important to do, 532 00:27:51,970 --> 00:27:54,339 would it kill her to tell me? 533 00:27:54,372 --> 00:27:57,075 ID get it done. 534 00:27:57,108 --> 00:28:00,412 I may not have a fancy degree, like Phil, but... 535 00:28:00,445 --> 00:28:02,047 Im not stupid. 536 00:28:02,080 --> 00:28:04,015 As for getting him home late, eh... 537 00:28:04,049 --> 00:28:05,917 I dont watch the clock when im with him. 538 00:28:13,391 --> 00:28:14,392 (Sighs) 539 00:28:14,426 --> 00:28:17,028 Actually, thats not true. 540 00:28:18,496 --> 00:28:20,732 I do nothing but watch the clock. 541 00:28:23,268 --> 00:28:24,769 Every minute of every weekend, 542 00:28:24,803 --> 00:28:27,472 I know exactly how much longer I have with my son. 543 00:28:30,241 --> 00:28:31,443 Thats not fair. 544 00:28:31,476 --> 00:28:34,379 So... 545 00:28:34,412 --> 00:28:36,781 If I bring him home late, once in awhile... 546 00:28:38,516 --> 00:28:40,452 ...sue me. 547 00:28:42,220 --> 00:28:44,155 I-I-I think things have to change 548 00:28:44,189 --> 00:28:46,391 when you add something new to the family equation. 549 00:28:46,424 --> 00:28:49,794 And dont get me wrong-- I think John is a great kid. 550 00:28:49,828 --> 00:28:53,498 I even asked him to give me his mothers hand in marriage. 551 00:28:53,531 --> 00:28:56,301 And, uh, he said he thought it would be okay, 552 00:28:56,334 --> 00:28:57,268 after he thought for a long time, 553 00:28:57,302 --> 00:28:59,370 as long as I didnt ask him to call me dad, 554 00:28:59,404 --> 00:29:02,140 which I would never do. 555 00:29:02,173 --> 00:29:06,010 But... mm, I mean, if you want to know 556 00:29:06,044 --> 00:29:07,579 where I think hed be better off, 557 00:29:07,612 --> 00:29:10,482 ID have to say it would be with Janet. 558 00:29:10,515 --> 00:29:14,085 Although I can see where Martins coming from... 559 00:29:16,287 --> 00:29:19,791 ...its a difficult position to be in, you know? 560 00:29:21,926 --> 00:29:23,495 Ive read through the depositions, 561 00:29:23,528 --> 00:29:26,598 and ive had a chance to see this 562 00:29:26,631 --> 00:29:29,334 through the eyes of the parents. 563 00:29:29,367 --> 00:29:33,571 John, now ID like to see it 564 00:29:33,605 --> 00:29:36,508 from your particular point of view. 565 00:29:44,549 --> 00:29:46,618 -Martin: Uh, your honor-- -Janet: This is completely-- 566 00:29:46,651 --> 00:29:47,619 not a word. 567 00:29:47,652 --> 00:29:49,554 You people have had your chance. Just sit down. 568 00:29:55,894 --> 00:29:58,263 John... 569 00:29:58,296 --> 00:30:01,599 Im going to have to ask you some questions, 570 00:30:01,633 --> 00:30:05,336 and I want you to answer as honestly as you can, okay? 571 00:30:06,638 --> 00:30:08,573 Okay. 572 00:30:08,606 --> 00:30:11,543 Have either of your parents ever beaten you 573 00:30:11,576 --> 00:30:14,279 or hurt you physically in any way? 574 00:30:14,312 --> 00:30:15,480 No. 575 00:30:15,513 --> 00:30:18,316 Have they ever locked you out in the cold? 576 00:30:18,349 --> 00:30:19,617 No. 577 00:30:19,651 --> 00:30:21,953 Have they ever made you go hungry 578 00:30:21,986 --> 00:30:23,555 when there was food in the house? 579 00:30:23,588 --> 00:30:25,957 John: No. 580 00:30:25,990 --> 00:30:26,991 Tess: Okay. 581 00:30:27,025 --> 00:30:28,960 Thank you. Youre doing great. 582 00:30:30,628 --> 00:30:32,530 Now... 583 00:30:32,564 --> 00:30:34,165 Honey, I need for you to tell me 584 00:30:34,199 --> 00:30:35,633 your side of the story. 585 00:30:48,646 --> 00:30:52,083 I... 586 00:30:52,116 --> 00:30:54,419 I dont... 587 00:30:54,452 --> 00:30:55,687 I changed my mind. 588 00:30:55,720 --> 00:30:58,990 I... I dont want a divorce. 589 00:30:59,023 --> 00:31:01,426 Im fine. Its okay. 590 00:31:01,459 --> 00:31:04,529 John, I know this is hard, 591 00:31:04,562 --> 00:31:07,565 but you asked for our help, 592 00:31:07,599 --> 00:31:11,102 and we cant help you decide where to live 593 00:31:11,135 --> 00:31:14,072 unless you talk to me. 594 00:31:20,578 --> 00:31:22,580 Youre not gonna make me pick, are you? 595 00:31:24,115 --> 00:31:25,984 Because I cant. 596 00:31:30,655 --> 00:31:33,458 If I have to pick... 597 00:31:33,491 --> 00:31:35,260 I choose not to pick. 598 00:31:40,298 --> 00:31:42,667 In light of this, your honor, 599 00:31:42,700 --> 00:31:46,604 ID like to enter a motion to dismiss. 600 00:31:46,638 --> 00:31:49,641 As you said, this should never have come before this court. 601 00:31:49,674 --> 00:31:51,276 Sit down, sir. 602 00:31:52,310 --> 00:31:53,978 Ive seen enough to know 603 00:31:54,012 --> 00:31:56,281 that this matter will not be resolved 604 00:31:56,314 --> 00:31:59,384 by simply dismissing it today. 605 00:31:59,417 --> 00:32:02,520 Now, John, I know you dont want to hear this, 606 00:32:02,553 --> 00:32:05,323 but you brought this matter to court, 607 00:32:05,356 --> 00:32:09,027 and we take things very seriously here, 608 00:32:09,060 --> 00:32:11,062 and we cant just forget it, 609 00:32:11,095 --> 00:32:13,631 even if you changed your mind. 610 00:32:15,066 --> 00:32:17,535 And the truth is, baby... 611 00:32:17,568 --> 00:32:19,070 You dont want to leave here today 612 00:32:19,103 --> 00:32:22,073 and go back to the way it was, do you? 613 00:32:22,106 --> 00:32:23,574 Its okay. 614 00:32:23,608 --> 00:32:24,776 I can handle it. 615 00:32:24,809 --> 00:32:26,644 Baby, you shouldnt have to. 616 00:32:28,446 --> 00:32:29,681 Were gonna take a recess. 617 00:32:29,714 --> 00:32:32,183 And when I come back, some decisions 618 00:32:32,216 --> 00:32:33,651 are gonna be made here. 619 00:32:34,652 --> 00:32:37,055 Well reconvene in ten minutes, 620 00:32:37,088 --> 00:32:41,326 and I will see the parents in my chambers now. 621 00:32:41,359 --> 00:32:42,327 (Gavel bangs) 622 00:32:42,360 --> 00:32:44,128 Bailiff: All rise. 623 00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:57,709 Theyre all gonna hate me. 624 00:32:57,742 --> 00:33:01,012 Everybodys gonna hate me. 625 00:33:13,224 --> 00:33:16,060 Im going to tell you a story. 626 00:33:16,094 --> 00:33:19,163 Two women were fighting over one child. 627 00:33:19,197 --> 00:33:21,065 It seems they both claimed to be the mother. 628 00:33:21,099 --> 00:33:23,067 And they couldnt settle the argument, 629 00:33:23,101 --> 00:33:25,203 so they went to wise king Solomon 630 00:33:25,236 --> 00:33:26,771 for a judgment. 631 00:33:27,805 --> 00:33:29,707 I know its an old story, 632 00:33:29,741 --> 00:33:31,242 but its a good one. 633 00:33:31,275 --> 00:33:32,243 So listen up. 634 00:33:32,276 --> 00:33:35,513 Solomon couldnt tell just by looking at them 635 00:33:35,546 --> 00:33:38,116 who was the true parent. 636 00:33:38,149 --> 00:33:40,218 And so he called for a sword 637 00:33:40,251 --> 00:33:43,154 to cut the baby in two, 638 00:33:43,187 --> 00:33:45,156 so that each woman could have a half. 639 00:33:45,189 --> 00:33:48,159 And one of the ladies said, "well, good. 640 00:33:48,192 --> 00:33:50,228 That way well both lose." 641 00:33:50,261 --> 00:33:52,497 And the other lady said, "oh, please, no, dont-dont do that. 642 00:33:52,530 --> 00:33:54,732 I would rather that the child 643 00:33:54,766 --> 00:33:57,235 live with her than be harmed." 644 00:33:57,268 --> 00:34:00,738 And thats how Solomon knew the real mother 645 00:34:00,772 --> 00:34:03,408 from the pretender. 646 00:34:03,441 --> 00:34:07,712 Because the real mother did not care about winning. 647 00:34:07,745 --> 00:34:10,148 She just cared about her baby. 648 00:34:10,181 --> 00:34:12,250 Well, with all due respect, your honor, 649 00:34:12,283 --> 00:34:14,118 but that was a case between 650 00:34:14,152 --> 00:34:16,320 one real parent 651 00:34:16,354 --> 00:34:18,156 and one person pretending to be a parent. 652 00:34:18,189 --> 00:34:20,491 I mean, were both real parents. 653 00:34:20,525 --> 00:34:21,726 Mm. 654 00:34:21,759 --> 00:34:25,530 But both of you are willing to let your son get torn apart. 655 00:34:27,432 --> 00:34:28,733 Tess: A real parent wouldnt do that. 656 00:34:28,766 --> 00:34:32,336 Your son sees the sword coming. 657 00:34:32,370 --> 00:34:34,539 And hes been crying out for help. 658 00:34:34,572 --> 00:34:37,375 But you havent heard him, because youve been so busy 659 00:34:37,408 --> 00:34:40,478 arguing all the time. 660 00:34:40,511 --> 00:34:44,415 And then... he came to US. 661 00:34:44,449 --> 00:34:46,350 And we listened. 662 00:34:46,384 --> 00:34:48,386 And thats frightening you. 663 00:34:48,419 --> 00:34:49,654 Janet: Of course it is. 664 00:34:49,687 --> 00:34:51,923 No one is going to take my child from me. 665 00:34:51,956 --> 00:34:54,158 Are you going to hold onto him so tightly 666 00:34:54,192 --> 00:34:56,594 that he tears in half, and you lose him anyway? 667 00:34:56,627 --> 00:34:58,496 Look, hes just confused, were not losing him. 668 00:34:58,529 --> 00:35:00,398 Tess: Not yet. 669 00:35:00,431 --> 00:35:04,268 But every time you fight 670 00:35:04,302 --> 00:35:06,504 in front of him, 671 00:35:06,537 --> 00:35:08,673 you pull further away, 672 00:35:08,706 --> 00:35:11,809 and hes more alone and angrier. 673 00:35:11,843 --> 00:35:15,713 And one day, that anger is going to express itself 674 00:35:15,746 --> 00:35:17,882 in a terribly ugly way. 675 00:35:17,915 --> 00:35:20,218 And the two of you are going to look at each other. 676 00:35:20,251 --> 00:35:21,552 "What happened? 677 00:35:21,586 --> 00:35:23,454 "How could such a sweet child 678 00:35:23,488 --> 00:35:27,492 turn into such a bitter, hateful creature?" 679 00:35:28,826 --> 00:35:31,229 And the answer is... 680 00:35:31,262 --> 00:35:33,297 He grew up with two of them. 681 00:35:39,337 --> 00:35:41,839 I dont even know why I came here. 682 00:35:41,873 --> 00:35:44,308 And I dont want to talk to anybody, 683 00:35:44,342 --> 00:35:47,211 because nobodys going to listen to me anyway. 684 00:35:47,245 --> 00:35:48,546 Im listening. 685 00:35:48,579 --> 00:35:50,481 Monicas listening, the judge is listening. 686 00:35:50,515 --> 00:35:52,817 And most importantly, god is listening. 687 00:35:52,850 --> 00:35:54,719 God? 688 00:35:54,752 --> 00:35:56,821 Like up in the sky god? 689 00:35:57,855 --> 00:36:00,992 Well... god isnt just up in the sky. 690 00:36:01,025 --> 00:36:02,493 Where is he, then? 691 00:36:02,527 --> 00:36:04,495 God is everywhere. 692 00:36:04,529 --> 00:36:05,696 Well, how do you know? 693 00:36:05,730 --> 00:36:07,298 Maybe hes just a story. 694 00:36:07,331 --> 00:36:10,434 May...maybe he used to be, but he went extinct. 695 00:36:10,468 --> 00:36:12,236 Like the dinosaurs. 696 00:36:13,271 --> 00:36:15,439 No, John. 697 00:36:15,473 --> 00:36:17,475 God is not extinct. 698 00:36:19,610 --> 00:36:22,713 He is here, right now. 699 00:36:22,747 --> 00:36:25,016 He heard your prayers. 700 00:36:25,049 --> 00:36:28,286 He saw your tears. 701 00:36:28,319 --> 00:36:30,821 And thats why he sent you some angels 702 00:36:30,855 --> 00:36:32,857 to help you through this. 703 00:36:34,458 --> 00:36:35,560 John: Whoa... 704 00:36:35,593 --> 00:36:37,595 Youre angels? 705 00:36:38,763 --> 00:36:39,764 Really? 706 00:36:39,797 --> 00:36:41,465 Oh, yeah. 707 00:36:41,499 --> 00:36:44,402 And god sent US here to give you a message. 708 00:36:46,404 --> 00:36:48,372 He knows that you were feeling like that dinosaur 709 00:36:48,406 --> 00:36:50,041 that we saw in the museum. 710 00:36:50,074 --> 00:36:52,276 That you were afraid of being trampled. 711 00:36:52,310 --> 00:36:55,846 But god wants you to know that hes there for you. 712 00:36:55,880 --> 00:36:57,648 He will give you the strength you need 713 00:36:57,682 --> 00:36:58,649 to get through this problem. 714 00:36:58,683 --> 00:37:01,586 He will always give you the strength you need 715 00:37:01,619 --> 00:37:04,455 to survive, and find your way. 716 00:37:04,488 --> 00:37:05,990 He will? 717 00:37:06,023 --> 00:37:07,792 Monica: He will. 718 00:37:07,825 --> 00:37:09,994 God loves you so much, John. 719 00:37:10,027 --> 00:37:11,963 Thats why he send US here, 720 00:37:11,996 --> 00:37:15,800 to help you find a way to be heard. 721 00:37:15,833 --> 00:37:17,635 And he sent another angel, too, 722 00:37:17,668 --> 00:37:19,370 to talk to your parents. 723 00:37:19,403 --> 00:37:20,538 The judge. 724 00:37:22,373 --> 00:37:24,408 Maybe theyll listen to her. 725 00:37:24,442 --> 00:37:26,744 They dont listen to me any more. 726 00:37:26,777 --> 00:37:29,947 Oh, I promise you, theyll listen to her. 727 00:37:29,981 --> 00:37:32,717 And do you know what shes going to tell them? 728 00:37:32,750 --> 00:37:35,620 Shes going to tell them to listen to you. 729 00:37:36,387 --> 00:37:38,356 Andrew: John... 730 00:37:38,389 --> 00:37:40,825 That means that you have to talk. 731 00:37:40,858 --> 00:37:42,960 Now, I know youre afraid. 732 00:37:42,994 --> 00:37:46,063 But youve got to tell them how you feel. 733 00:37:46,097 --> 00:37:51,002 Because, sometimes, parents teach their children things. 734 00:37:51,035 --> 00:37:55,072 And sometimes, children have to teach their parents things. 735 00:37:55,106 --> 00:37:56,907 Like what? 736 00:37:56,941 --> 00:37:59,610 Like who you are. 737 00:37:59,644 --> 00:38:01,112 What 738 00:37:59,644 --> 00:38:01,112 you 739 00:37:59,644 --> 00:38:01,112 feel. 740 00:37:59,644 --> 00:38:01,112 What 741 00:37:59,644 --> 00:38:01,112 you 742 00:37:59,644 --> 00:38:01,112 feel. 743 00:38:01,145 --> 00:38:03,447 What 744 00:38:01,145 --> 00:38:03,447 you 745 00:38:01,145 --> 00:38:03,447 want. 746 00:38:03,481 --> 00:38:06,517 Now, god wants you to obey your parents, John. 747 00:38:06,550 --> 00:38:09,420 But he also wants them to know how you feel. 748 00:38:09,453 --> 00:38:13,658 Youve been teaching your parents all your life. 749 00:38:14,992 --> 00:38:17,928 From the moment every child is born, 750 00:38:17,962 --> 00:38:22,800 their parents see the world all over again, brand-new. 751 00:38:22,833 --> 00:38:24,502 And through their Childs eyes, 752 00:38:24,535 --> 00:38:27,872 they see that colors are more vibrant, 753 00:38:27,905 --> 00:38:30,408 flowers are more fragrant, 754 00:38:30,441 --> 00:38:32,843 and music fills their soul 755 00:38:32,877 --> 00:38:35,079 in a way they could never even imagine. 756 00:38:36,113 --> 00:38:37,982 And when the child learns to walk, 757 00:38:38,015 --> 00:38:39,850 it reminds their parents that 758 00:38:39,884 --> 00:38:41,385 when you fall down, 759 00:38:41,419 --> 00:38:44,055 you should just get right back up again. 760 00:38:44,088 --> 00:38:46,791 And when a child stands and says, 761 00:38:46,824 --> 00:38:50,895 "I know who I am, and I know that god loves me," 762 00:38:50,928 --> 00:38:52,630 it reminds their parents 763 00:38:52,663 --> 00:38:56,434 that every child deserves to be respected. 764 00:38:56,467 --> 00:39:00,004 You can teach your parents that lesson. 765 00:39:00,037 --> 00:39:01,605 God will help you. 766 00:39:01,639 --> 00:39:03,641 (Sighs) 767 00:39:12,450 --> 00:39:15,453 We have a difficult matter before this court 768 00:39:15,486 --> 00:39:19,557 that requires not simply a fair decision, 769 00:39:19,590 --> 00:39:21,726 but more importantly, 770 00:39:21,759 --> 00:39:25,563 a decision in the best interest of this child. 771 00:39:25,596 --> 00:39:29,066 Unfortunately, but understandably, 772 00:39:29,100 --> 00:39:31,135 John has found it hard 773 00:39:31,168 --> 00:39:33,137 to tell me how he feels about this, 774 00:39:33,170 --> 00:39:36,874 so I will have to make a decision without his input. 775 00:39:36,907 --> 00:39:38,476 Excuse me. 776 00:39:38,509 --> 00:39:39,543 Yes, baby? 777 00:39:39,577 --> 00:39:40,945 -I think... -Martin: Uh, John... 778 00:39:40,978 --> 00:39:43,514 Dont, uh, dont interrupt the judge. 779 00:39:44,548 --> 00:39:46,417 Did I call you "baby?" 780 00:39:47,017 --> 00:39:49,019 You hush. 781 00:39:50,488 --> 00:39:51,655 Go ahead, baby. 782 00:39:51,689 --> 00:39:54,658 I think... I think im ready to talk now. 783 00:39:54,692 --> 00:39:55,693 Excellent! 784 00:39:56,761 --> 00:39:57,962 Come up here by me. 785 00:39:57,995 --> 00:40:01,165 I-I think this witness box kind of scares you a little bit. 786 00:40:19,283 --> 00:40:21,585 Yes, I am... 787 00:40:21,619 --> 00:40:23,020 And yes, he is. 788 00:40:23,053 --> 00:40:26,457 And hes listening right now. 789 00:40:27,625 --> 00:40:31,095 Have you figured out what you want everybody to hear? 790 00:40:31,128 --> 00:40:33,497 Yeah. 791 00:40:33,531 --> 00:40:35,533 But... 792 00:40:36,867 --> 00:40:39,069 Theyre always yelling at each other. 793 00:40:39,103 --> 00:40:41,672 When theyre not doing that, 794 00:40:41,705 --> 00:40:44,809 theyre yelling at me about each other. 795 00:40:44,842 --> 00:40:46,877 I cant talk to them. 796 00:40:46,911 --> 00:40:48,846 I just want to talk to them. 797 00:40:49,880 --> 00:40:52,716 What is it you want to say? 798 00:40:53,551 --> 00:40:56,053 I-I want to say that... 799 00:40:56,086 --> 00:40:57,655 Say it to them. 800 00:40:57,688 --> 00:40:58,956 Tell them, baby. 801 00:40:59,990 --> 00:41:01,959 (Sighs) 802 00:41:01,992 --> 00:41:04,695 I want to be able to wear 803 00:41:04,728 --> 00:41:07,631 whatever coat I feel like wearing, 804 00:41:07,665 --> 00:41:09,733 and not have someone mad at me 805 00:41:09,767 --> 00:41:11,802 because im not wearing theirs. 806 00:41:14,605 --> 00:41:16,574 I want to be able to say, 807 00:41:16,607 --> 00:41:18,909 "im going home," 808 00:41:18,943 --> 00:41:23,581 not "moms house," or "dads house," just 809 00:41:18,943 --> 00:41:23,581 home. 810 00:41:24,715 --> 00:41:26,684 I dont want to have to eat 811 00:41:26,717 --> 00:41:29,086 twice in one night, 812 00:41:29,119 --> 00:41:31,889 just to make both of you feel good. 813 00:41:31,922 --> 00:41:33,657 Thats not my job. 814 00:41:33,691 --> 00:41:34,825 (Sobs) 815 00:41:34,859 --> 00:41:38,696 Im not supposed to take care of you, 816 00:41:38,729 --> 00:41:41,065 youre supposed to take care of me. 817 00:41:41,098 --> 00:41:42,066 (Sniffs) 818 00:41:42,099 --> 00:41:43,300 Im the kid! 819 00:41:43,334 --> 00:41:45,970 I just want to be the kid again. 820 00:41:47,638 --> 00:41:49,306 (John sobs) 821 00:41:49,340 --> 00:41:51,876 I dont want to feel 822 00:41:51,909 --> 00:41:54,645 that if I dont do everything right, 823 00:41:54,678 --> 00:41:57,147 all the time, 824 00:41:57,181 --> 00:41:58,883 youll stop loving me. 825 00:41:58,916 --> 00:42:00,684 What? 826 00:42:02,720 --> 00:42:05,723 You stopped loving each other. 827 00:42:06,757 --> 00:42:09,927 Maybe you could stop loving me, too. 828 00:42:14,131 --> 00:42:15,933 -(Crying) -Janet: Oh John, 829 00:42:15,966 --> 00:42:18,636 wed never do that to you, we love you! 830 00:42:18,669 --> 00:42:19,870 Martin (whispering): Oh, that would never happen. 831 00:42:19,904 --> 00:42:22,773 Never happen. We love you so much. 832 00:42:22,806 --> 00:42:24,008 Both of US. 833 00:42:24,041 --> 00:42:25,175 Janet: Oh... 834 00:42:25,209 --> 00:42:27,978 That would never happen, my sweetheart. 835 00:42:28,012 --> 00:42:29,713 -Yeah. -Never. 836 00:42:29,747 --> 00:42:32,816 We were both just so... busy, 837 00:42:32,850 --> 00:42:35,185 thinking about how hurt we were, 838 00:42:35,219 --> 00:42:36,620 that we just didnt see... 839 00:42:36,654 --> 00:42:39,323 We didnt see how much we hurt you. 840 00:42:39,356 --> 00:42:41,025 I know, thats no excuse. 841 00:42:41,058 --> 00:42:43,127 Good. 842 00:42:43,160 --> 00:42:46,130 Cause we dont need any more excuses. 843 00:42:46,163 --> 00:42:48,933 And we sure dont need any more blame. 844 00:42:48,966 --> 00:42:51,001 We need change. 845 00:42:51,035 --> 00:42:53,771 This child needs parents 846 00:42:53,804 --> 00:42:57,808 that love him, and will listen to him. 847 00:42:57,841 --> 00:43:01,011 No matter how they feel about each other. 848 00:43:01,045 --> 00:43:03,380 Thats all hes asking, 849 00:43:03,414 --> 00:43:06,650 and it doesnt take somebody like Solomon 850 00:43:06,684 --> 00:43:10,154 to see the wisdom in that. 851 00:43:10,187 --> 00:43:13,190 So im not calling for a sword today. 852 00:43:14,758 --> 00:43:18,929 Im waiting to hear two parents say... "Enough." 853 00:43:20,431 --> 00:43:21,966 Can you say that? 854 00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:24,735 Enough. 855 00:43:26,837 --> 00:43:28,305 Enough. 856 00:43:29,340 --> 00:43:31,709 What do you think, John? 857 00:43:31,742 --> 00:43:33,210 Do you believe them? 858 00:43:35,245 --> 00:43:37,014 They yell... 859 00:43:37,047 --> 00:43:39,049 But I dont think they lie. 860 00:43:41,285 --> 00:43:45,189 Well, then, what happens next is left to you. 861 00:43:45,222 --> 00:43:47,725 Do I make my decision, 862 00:43:47,758 --> 00:43:50,995 or do I say, "case dismissed?" 863 00:43:51,028 --> 00:43:53,731 Case dismissed. 864 00:43:53,764 --> 00:43:55,766 I like the sound of that. 865 00:44:16,086 --> 00:44:17,955 They handed in their new pictures today. 866 00:44:17,988 --> 00:44:20,924 He really has a lot of talent, doesnt he? 867 00:44:20,958 --> 00:44:22,993 Yeah, and a brand new jacket, too. 868 00:44:23,027 --> 00:44:24,061 (Laughs) 869 00:44:24,094 --> 00:44:26,096 Andrew: Thats the best part. 870 00:44:30,034 --> 00:44:31,902 Thank you, sir. 871 00:44:31,935 --> 00:44:34,772 I had no idea you knew so much about dinosaurs. 872 00:44:34,805 --> 00:44:36,040 You are so smart. 873 00:44:36,073 --> 00:44:39,076 And a pretty good teacher, too. 874 00:44:39,109 --> 00:44:41,278 Well, theres your dad. Hes right on time. 875 00:44:43,247 --> 00:44:45,249 Come here. 876 00:44:47,084 --> 00:44:48,886 Give me a big kiss. 877 00:44:49,920 --> 00:44:51,388 Bye, mom. 878 00:44:51,422 --> 00:44:53,257 -Bye, Phil! -See you. 879 00:44:58,929 --> 00:44:59,897 Oof! Ah... 880 00:44:59,930 --> 00:45:01,398 Oh, hi, dad! 881 00:45:01,432 --> 00:45:03,767 Hey, buddy. 882 00:45:03,801 --> 00:45:04,902 Ah, did you have a good time? 883 00:45:04,935 --> 00:45:06,203 Oh, we had a great time. 884 00:45:06,236 --> 00:45:07,938 -Are you hungry? -Starving. 885 00:45:07,971 --> 00:45:10,307 Can, uh, can we get some pizza? 886 00:45:10,340 --> 00:45:11,442 Whatever you want. 61394

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