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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,266 --> 00:00:02,300 ♪ SNAG IT 2 00:00:03,433 --> 00:00:04,800 ♪ SHARE IT 3 00:00:06,133 --> 00:00:09,100 ♪ DON'T FORGET YOU GOT TO SHARE IT ♪ 4 00:00:09,166 --> 00:00:13,733 ♪ REMEMBER, YOU DON'T HAVE A LEASE ON THAT BALL ♪ 5 00:00:16,733 --> 00:00:19,200 ♪ TOGETHER, PASS IT 6 00:00:19,266 --> 00:00:21,766 ♪ THROW IT 7 00:00:21,833 --> 00:00:25,233 ♪ BUT BE SURE THAT YOU DON'T BLOW IT ♪ 8 00:00:25,300 --> 00:00:29,533 ♪ REMEMBER, YOU DON'T HAVE A LEASE ON THAT BALL ♪ 9 00:00:32,466 --> 00:00:36,466 ♪ DON'T GO TOO FAR, YOU'RE NOT ALONE ♪ 10 00:00:36,533 --> 00:00:40,166 ♪ EACH MAN'S GOT TO BE A PART OF IT ALL ♪ 11 00:00:40,233 --> 00:00:44,033 ♪ DON'T BE A STAR OUT ON YOUR OWN ♪ 12 00:00:44,100 --> 00:00:47,233 ♪ PASS THAT BALL, OR DIVIDED WE FALL ♪ 13 00:00:47,300 --> 00:00:51,400 ♪ REMINDING IF I ASK IT 14 00:00:51,466 --> 00:00:55,233 ♪ TEAMWORK'S THE WAY TO MAKE A BASKET ♪ 15 00:00:55,300 --> 00:00:59,666 ♪ REMEMBER, YOU'LL HAVE A LEASE ON THAT BALL ♪ 16 00:01:04,400 --> 00:01:06,533 TAKE ME BACK HOME. 17 00:01:06,600 --> 00:01:09,300 I DON'T WANT TO BE HERE. I WANT TO GO HOME. 18 00:01:09,366 --> 00:01:11,466 TAKE ME HOME. YEAH, I WANT TO GO HOME. 19 00:01:11,533 --> 00:01:13,400 SECOND QUARTER, PITTSBURGH ARENA, 20 00:01:13,466 --> 00:01:16,366 AND AGAIN, THE PITTSBURGH PYTHONS BEING BOMBED. 21 00:01:16,433 --> 00:01:18,766 WITH THEIR SEASON RECORD NOW AT A DISMAL 10-26, 22 00:01:18,833 --> 00:01:21,100 THEY'RE BEHIND HERE, 65-47. 23 00:01:21,166 --> 00:01:23,000 THERE'S A GOOD SCREEN BY TUCKER. 24 00:01:23,066 --> 00:01:25,066 AROUND IT COMES MOSES GUTHRIE, THAT MILLION DOLLAR BABY, 25 00:01:25,133 --> 00:01:26,533 BUT HE EXPOSES THE BALL, THEY STEAL IT, 26 00:01:26,600 --> 00:01:28,200 THROW THE LENGTH OF THE COURT, 27 00:01:28,266 --> 00:01:30,500 AND JOHNNY JONES PUTS IN ANOTHER DEUCE. 28 00:01:30,566 --> 00:01:33,266 OH, NOW IT'S 67-47, 29 00:01:33,333 --> 00:01:36,433 AND THE PYTHONS JUST CAN'T GET ANYTHING GOING AT ALL. 30 00:01:45,433 --> 00:01:47,166 [CROWD BOOS] 31 00:01:47,233 --> 00:01:48,966 MATTER WITH YOU, FOOL? 32 00:01:49,033 --> 00:01:50,433 LOOK AT YOU, THREW THE MAN THE BALL. 33 00:01:50,500 --> 00:01:51,566 EASE OFF, MAN. 34 00:01:51,633 --> 00:01:52,633 OFF? THERE AIN'T NO THROWIN', 35 00:01:52,700 --> 00:01:54,166 AS FAR AS I COULD TELL. 36 00:01:54,233 --> 00:01:56,200 IF I COULD DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT, I WOULD. 37 00:01:56,266 --> 00:01:58,433 ALREADY DID. MILLION DOLLAR BABY, MY ASS. 38 00:01:58,500 --> 00:02:01,033 I WISH THEY'D TRADE ME OUT OF THIS MESS. 39 00:02:01,100 --> 00:02:03,166 ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO. HUSTLE. 40 00:02:04,300 --> 00:02:05,433 HEY, MAN. 41 00:02:07,033 --> 00:02:08,766 UNDER THE BASKET, WIDE OPEN, IS TUCKER. 42 00:02:08,833 --> 00:02:10,700 GUTHRIE'S GOT THE BALL. HE WILL NOT GIVE IT TO HIM. 43 00:02:10,766 --> 00:02:13,166 HE PUTS UP AN 18-FOOTER THAT COMES OFF THE HEEL OF THE RIM. 44 00:02:13,233 --> 00:02:15,300 NOW A LONG FACE, AND A VERY UNHAPPY MAN, 45 00:02:15,366 --> 00:02:17,066 MOSES GUTHRIE STARTS DOWN THE FLOOR. 46 00:02:17,133 --> 00:02:19,266 [FUNK MUSIC PLAYS] 47 00:02:28,466 --> 00:02:29,700 OOH, MISS BRANDY, HONEY, 48 00:02:29,766 --> 00:02:32,466 THESE PYTHON CHILDREN ARE TRULY TIRED. 49 00:02:32,533 --> 00:02:33,733 [WHISTLE] 50 00:02:33,800 --> 00:02:36,433 [COACH] DEFENSE. DEFENSE. 51 00:02:37,366 --> 00:02:39,433 [WHISTLE] 52 00:02:39,500 --> 00:02:43,333 HEY, WAY TO GO, MOSES. THAT'S STAYING ALIVE, MAN. 53 00:02:43,400 --> 00:02:45,433 [COACH] D-UP. STAY THERE. 54 00:02:54,700 --> 00:02:58,500 I WAS WIDE OPEN, MAN. WHY'D YOU PASS IT TO HIM? 55 00:02:58,566 --> 00:03:01,233 HEY, GREAT. WAY TO SHOOT, MOSE. HOW TO GO. 56 00:03:01,300 --> 00:03:03,466 FINGERTIP CONTROL. HOW TO GO, MOSE. 57 00:03:03,533 --> 00:03:05,066 IT'S TOO LITTLE TOO LATE. 58 00:03:05,133 --> 00:03:06,766 TOO BAD HE DOESN'T MAKE MORE OF A HABIT OF IT. 59 00:03:06,833 --> 00:03:09,100 TWICE A NIGHT WOULD BE NICE. 60 00:03:10,466 --> 00:03:14,533 ALL RIGHT NOW, DEFENSE. DEFENSE. GET THAT TURNOVER. 61 00:03:14,600 --> 00:03:15,533 AAH! 62 00:03:15,600 --> 00:03:17,633 SORRY, COACH. 63 00:03:20,700 --> 00:03:22,033 BRANDY... 64 00:03:22,100 --> 00:03:23,100 HUH? 65 00:03:23,166 --> 00:03:25,433 WATCH THIS. WATCH THIS. 66 00:03:26,466 --> 00:03:28,066 WHOO! 67 00:03:28,133 --> 00:03:30,566 HEY! HEY, YOU GUYS! 68 00:03:30,633 --> 00:03:32,000 HEY, YOU GUYS! 69 00:03:32,066 --> 00:03:35,433 Y'ALL WANT SOME OF THIS? 70 00:03:37,733 --> 00:03:39,533 IF YOU GOT IT, 71 00:03:39,600 --> 00:03:41,333 YOU WOULDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH IT, 72 00:03:41,400 --> 00:03:43,366 PROBABLY DROP IT OUT OF BOUNDS. 73 00:03:43,433 --> 00:03:46,466 AAH HA HA! 74 00:03:46,533 --> 00:03:48,133 [WHISTLE] 75 00:03:49,500 --> 00:03:51,166 [WHISTLE] 76 00:03:54,666 --> 00:03:55,600 TUCK-TUCKER. 77 00:03:55,666 --> 00:03:57,433 TRADE ME. 78 00:03:57,500 --> 00:03:58,733 TRADE ME, MAN. 79 00:03:58,800 --> 00:04:01,133 TRADE ME. 80 00:04:09,700 --> 00:04:11,366 [GAME HORN BLOWS] 81 00:04:11,433 --> 00:04:13,300 [WHISTLE] 82 00:04:13,366 --> 00:04:16,066 TUCKER, PUT SOME WATER WITH IT. 83 00:04:16,133 --> 00:04:17,766 WHY DON'T YOU LEARN HOW TO COACH, TURKEY? 84 00:04:17,833 --> 00:04:18,766 YOUR MAMA. 85 00:04:18,833 --> 00:04:20,266 OOH. OOH. 86 00:04:20,333 --> 00:04:22,300 O.K., YOU DEADBEATS, WE GOT TWO MINUTES. 87 00:04:22,366 --> 00:04:23,633 HEY, GUTHRIE, I WANT YOU 88 00:04:23,700 --> 00:04:25,300 TO TAKE A FEW MORE SHOTS OUT THERE. 89 00:04:25,366 --> 00:04:27,633 HEY, MAYBE I OUGHT TO SIT, COACH. I'M COLD. 90 00:04:27,700 --> 00:04:30,300 I DON'T CARE. SHOOT. THEY'RE LEAVING YOU OPEN. 91 00:04:30,366 --> 00:04:31,466 SO HE'S OPEN. 92 00:04:31,533 --> 00:04:32,466 THEY DON'T WANT TO WASTE A MAN 93 00:04:32,533 --> 00:04:34,433 PLAYING ONE ON NONE. 94 00:04:34,500 --> 00:04:36,533 TUCKER, WHY DON'T YOU STAY OUT OF THIS? 95 00:04:36,600 --> 00:04:38,333 HEY, YOU MAY BE JIVING THESE CHUMPS, 96 00:04:38,400 --> 00:04:40,133 BUT YOU AIN'T JIVING ME. 97 00:04:40,200 --> 00:04:41,633 I AIN'T JIVING NOBODY. 98 00:04:41,700 --> 00:04:44,566 HEY, NAME'S TUCKER, NOT SUCKER. 99 00:04:44,633 --> 00:04:46,333 I KNOW YOUR PROBLEM, FRANCHISE. 100 00:04:46,400 --> 00:04:48,666 HEY, THE MAN IS ONLY INTERESTED 101 00:04:48,733 --> 00:04:50,300 IN PLAYING FOR THE BUCKS, 102 00:04:50,366 --> 00:04:51,633 THE SPENDING KIND. 103 00:04:51,700 --> 00:04:54,233 WHY YOU ALWAYS ON MY CASE, MAN? 104 00:04:54,300 --> 00:04:55,600 I AIN'T SEEN YOU MISS NO MEALS. 105 00:04:55,666 --> 00:04:57,366 YO, WHY DON'T YOU CATS JUST COOL IT, O.K.? 106 00:04:57,433 --> 00:04:58,566 TAKE A WALK, MIDGET. 107 00:04:58,633 --> 00:05:00,233 OH. HEY, MAN, 108 00:05:00,300 --> 00:05:02,133 WHY DON'T YOU QUIT ALL THE FATMOUTHING? 109 00:05:02,200 --> 00:05:03,366 WELL, TRADE ME, SUCKER. 110 00:05:03,433 --> 00:05:04,700 I DON'T NEED THIS MISERY. 111 00:05:04,766 --> 00:05:06,200 YOU BETTER LEARN ANOTHER TUNE. 112 00:05:06,266 --> 00:05:07,366 HEY, I'M SICK AND TIRED OF ALL THIS CRAP 113 00:05:07,433 --> 00:05:09,400 ABOUT HIS GODDAMNED SLUMP. 114 00:05:09,466 --> 00:05:10,533 YEAH, BUT YOUR HAND ALL RIGHT? 115 00:05:10,600 --> 00:05:12,066 YEAH. 116 00:05:12,133 --> 00:05:14,266 SHIT, YOU TREAT HIM LIKE HE'S BABY JESUS. 117 00:05:14,333 --> 00:05:15,400 MAN, YOU KNOW WE IN YOUR CORNER. 118 00:05:15,466 --> 00:05:16,666 OH, MAN. 119 00:05:16,733 --> 00:05:18,166 TUCKER'S RIGHT, MAN. THIS AIN'T SHIT. 120 00:05:18,233 --> 00:05:19,700 THIS IS A GODDAMN CIRCUS. 121 00:05:19,766 --> 00:05:21,266 SAVE YOUR FIGHT FOR THE GAME, GUYS. 122 00:05:21,333 --> 00:05:23,166 I'M TRYING TO GET YOU GUYS A RAISE. 123 00:05:23,233 --> 00:05:24,766 I DON'T NEED NO COACH. 124 00:05:24,833 --> 00:05:26,566 I HEARD THAT. GET OUT OF HERE. 125 00:05:26,633 --> 00:05:29,533 TELL THAT TOOTHLESS GENERAL MANAGER HE CAN HAVE THIS JOB. 126 00:05:29,600 --> 00:05:30,533 YES, SIR, MR. TUCKER. 127 00:05:30,600 --> 00:05:31,700 AND HIS MOSE BABY, TOO. 128 00:05:31,766 --> 00:05:33,200 YES, SIR, MR. TUCKER. 129 00:05:33,266 --> 00:05:34,666 'CAUSE TUCKER DON'T WANT NO PARTS OF IT. 130 00:05:34,733 --> 00:05:36,300 YES, SIR, AND IF IT'S CONVENIENT, 131 00:05:36,366 --> 00:05:37,633 I'D LIKE TO INVITE YOU BY FOR DINNER 132 00:05:37,700 --> 00:05:39,033 ON THE WEEKEND. MY SISTER'S COMING OVER. 133 00:05:39,100 --> 00:05:41,100 OH, MAN, GET OUT MY FACE. 134 00:05:41,166 --> 00:05:42,566 HEY, TUCK, WAIT. HEY, HEY, HEY, GUY. 135 00:05:42,633 --> 00:05:44,433 HEY, GUY, WHERE'S THE OLD SPIRIT, HUH? 136 00:05:44,500 --> 00:05:46,266 WHEN THE GOING GETS TOUGH, THE TOUGH GET GOING. 137 00:05:46,333 --> 00:05:47,400 RIGHT? RIGHT? 138 00:05:47,466 --> 00:05:48,500 WHAT YOU TALKING ABOUT? 139 00:05:48,566 --> 00:05:49,600 GULP-- I SWALLOWED MY GUM. 140 00:05:49,666 --> 00:05:51,366 I SWALLOWED MY GUM. HELP. 141 00:05:51,433 --> 00:05:52,366 THAT NIGGER'S CRAZY. 142 00:05:52,433 --> 00:05:54,366 WHERE YOU GOING? 143 00:05:54,433 --> 00:05:57,233 GOT AN EMERGENCY HERE. 144 00:05:57,300 --> 00:06:01,300 YOU TOOTHLESS, SIMPLEMINDED TURKEY. 145 00:06:01,366 --> 00:06:02,433 SAY, SAY, GUYS. 146 00:06:02,500 --> 00:06:03,733 LOOK I CAN STRAIGHTEN IT OUT. 147 00:06:03,800 --> 00:06:05,566 I'M GOING RIGHT UP TO THE FRONT OFFICE. 148 00:06:05,633 --> 00:06:08,766 I'M GOING TO TRY TO STRAIGHTEN IT OUT. 149 00:06:15,233 --> 00:06:16,433 HEY, LITTLE BUDDY. 150 00:06:22,133 --> 00:06:23,966 LOOKING KIND OF LOW, MOSES. 151 00:06:24,033 --> 00:06:26,200 MAN, I'M NOT PULLING MY WEIGHT. 152 00:06:26,266 --> 00:06:27,800 JUST CAN'T FIGURE ANYTHING OUT. 153 00:06:27,866 --> 00:06:29,700 WHY DON'T YOU JUST COME OFF IT? 154 00:06:29,766 --> 00:06:31,400 CAN'T YOU SEE? JUST ONE MAN ALONE 155 00:06:31,466 --> 00:06:34,333 DON'T MAKE A BASKETBALL TEAM. 156 00:06:34,400 --> 00:06:36,000 JUST ONE MAN ALONE-- 157 00:06:36,066 --> 00:06:38,800 HEY, THAT JUST DON'T BREAK IT. 158 00:06:38,866 --> 00:06:41,033 LOOK, FORGET ABOUT TUCKER. 159 00:06:41,100 --> 00:06:44,433 YOU'LL BEAT THIS SLUMP. I KNOW YOU WILL. 160 00:06:44,500 --> 00:06:46,866 I APPRECIATE THAT, PARTNER. 161 00:06:46,933 --> 00:06:48,066 I'M A PISCES, MAN. 162 00:06:48,133 --> 00:06:50,566 WE NEED A LITTLE STROKE FROM TIME TO TIME. 163 00:06:50,633 --> 00:06:52,700 GUESS I SHOULD HAVE CHECKED MY HOROSCOPE THIS MORNING. 164 00:06:55,166 --> 00:06:56,133 HOROSCOPE? 165 00:06:57,700 --> 00:06:58,666 WAIT. WAIT A MINUTE. 166 00:06:58,733 --> 00:07:01,133 NOW, YOU TALKING ABOUT ASTROLOGY, RIGHT? 167 00:07:01,200 --> 00:07:03,766 YEAH. YEAH, I CAN DIG THAT. 168 00:07:05,400 --> 00:07:10,133 ♪ YOU MOVE JUST LIKE THE SUPERSTAR YOU ARE ♪ 169 00:07:10,200 --> 00:07:15,600 ♪ YOU WEAVE YOUR MAGIC FEELING FROM AFAR ♪ 170 00:07:15,666 --> 00:07:18,133 ♪ YOU'RE LIKE A DANCER 171 00:07:18,200 --> 00:07:21,133 ♪ ALL ALONE ON STAGE 172 00:07:21,200 --> 00:07:25,066 ♪ MOSES, MOSES 173 00:07:25,133 --> 00:07:27,200 ♪ YOU'RE THE ONE 174 00:07:27,266 --> 00:07:29,566 NOW FOR MURRAY SPORTS AND TONIGHT'S SCORES. 175 00:07:29,633 --> 00:07:32,100 HI, EVERYBODY. I'M MURRAY. LET'S TALK SPORTS. 176 00:07:32,166 --> 00:07:34,000 MURRAY SPORTS. HOW ARE YOU, EVERYBODY? 177 00:07:34,066 --> 00:07:35,533 WELL, THE GOVERNOR HASN'T DECLARED IT, 178 00:07:35,600 --> 00:07:36,633 BUT THERE'S A DISASTER AREA 179 00:07:36,700 --> 00:07:38,066 DOWN AT PACIFIC ARENA TONIGHT. 180 00:07:38,133 --> 00:07:39,300 I SAW IT WITH MY OWN EYES. 181 00:07:39,366 --> 00:07:40,500 THE PITTSBURGH PYTHONS, 182 00:07:40,566 --> 00:07:42,233 THE DWELLERS IN THE CELLAR RIGHT NOW, 183 00:07:42,300 --> 00:07:43,933 FOUND A NEW WAY TO LOSE TONIGHT. 184 00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:45,600 THEY ACTUALLY GAVE ONE AWAY. 185 00:07:45,666 --> 00:07:48,100 COACH WILBUR DELANY, I'M SURE, NOT ONLY THREW IN THE TOWEL, 186 00:07:48,166 --> 00:07:50,700 I BET HE TOSSED IN THE WHOLE DARN LINEN CLOSET... 187 00:07:52,333 --> 00:07:54,666 OH, TYRONE, WOULD YOU HELP ME HERE A MINUTE? 188 00:07:54,733 --> 00:07:55,800 INSTEAD OF FLYING DOWN HERE, 189 00:07:55,866 --> 00:07:57,133 THEY COULD HAVE STAYED UP IN BEANTOWN 190 00:07:57,200 --> 00:07:59,333 AND MAILED THIS ONE IN WITH THAT KIND OF A DISASTER. 191 00:07:59,400 --> 00:08:00,533 WHAT ABOUT STAR MOSES GUTHRIE? 192 00:08:00,600 --> 00:08:02,566 THE MILLION DOLLAR BONUS BABY 193 00:08:02,633 --> 00:08:04,566 IS HAVING A MILLION DOLLAR SLUMP RIGHT NOW, 194 00:08:04,633 --> 00:08:06,933 AND I WOULDN'T BE SURPRISED IF BEFORE TOO LONG, 195 00:08:07,000 --> 00:08:08,800 HE'LL BE PAYING THE FANS TO WATCH HIM, 196 00:08:08,866 --> 00:08:11,600 INSTEAD OF VICE VERSA. 197 00:08:11,666 --> 00:08:16,833 ♪ WHO MYSTIFIES THE MASTERS EVERY TIME? ♪ 198 00:08:16,900 --> 00:08:22,166 ♪ WHO SHINES ABOVE THE REST AND BLOWS MY MIND? ♪ 199 00:08:22,233 --> 00:08:25,033 ♪ WHO FLOATS AROUND THE COURT? ♪ 200 00:08:25,100 --> 00:08:27,733 ♪ IT'S SO...OH BIG-TIME 201 00:08:27,800 --> 00:08:30,533 ♪ MOSES, MOSES 202 00:08:30,600 --> 00:08:32,500 ♪ YOU'RE THE ONE 203 00:08:35,333 --> 00:08:37,733 ♪ MOSES, YOU'RE THE ONE 204 00:08:40,533 --> 00:08:42,533 ♪ MOSES, YOU'RE THE ONE 205 00:08:45,500 --> 00:08:47,266 ♪ HMM-MM-MM 206 00:08:47,333 --> 00:08:50,300 ♪ MOSES, MOSES 207 00:08:50,366 --> 00:08:52,200 ♪ YOU'RE THE ONE 208 00:08:55,000 --> 00:08:58,033 ♪ MOSES, YOU'RE THE ONE 209 00:09:00,066 --> 00:09:04,033 ♪ HMM-MM-MM 210 00:09:05,166 --> 00:09:06,866 ♪ OH, OH, OH 211 00:09:06,933 --> 00:09:10,900 ♪ MOSES, MOSES 212 00:09:10,966 --> 00:09:13,033 ♪ YOU'RE THE ONE 213 00:09:16,033 --> 00:09:18,300 ♪ YOU'RE THE ONE 214 00:09:18,366 --> 00:09:20,600 YOUNG EINSTEIN, 215 00:09:20,666 --> 00:09:23,366 IF I'M NOT INTERRUPTING SOME GREAT THOUGHT, 216 00:09:23,433 --> 00:09:25,200 COULD YOU JUST PUT YOUR BRAIN ON HOLD, 217 00:09:25,266 --> 00:09:26,900 OH, A COUPLE OF MINUTES 218 00:09:26,966 --> 00:09:29,033 AND GIVE ME A HAND OUT HERE IN THIS KITCHEN? 219 00:09:29,100 --> 00:09:30,933 HEY, SIS, DIG. 220 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:34,066 YOU KNOW THAT HOROSCOPES ARE FREQUENTLY SET UP BY ASTROLOGERS 221 00:09:34,133 --> 00:09:36,600 FOR STATES, CORPORATIONS? 222 00:09:36,666 --> 00:09:40,800 AND EVEN WHOLE NATIONS USE CHARTS TO PREDICT PROSPERITY. 223 00:09:40,866 --> 00:09:43,966 HEY, MAN, THIS GETS INTO SOME DEEP SHIT. 224 00:09:46,033 --> 00:09:49,166 COME ON, TOBY, MAN. I'M ONTO SOMETHING HERE. 225 00:09:49,233 --> 00:09:51,166 WHAT I WANT YOU TO GET ONTO, TYRONE, 226 00:09:51,233 --> 00:09:52,800 IS OUT IN THE KITCHEN. 227 00:09:52,866 --> 00:09:55,266 ONE OF YOUR FRUMPY SOCKS HAS STUFFED UP MY SINK. 228 00:09:55,333 --> 00:09:57,700 TOBY, THIS IS IMPORTANT. 229 00:09:57,766 --> 00:09:59,866 I MEAN, WE REALLY GOT SOMETHING HERE. 230 00:09:59,933 --> 00:10:01,166 WHAT? 231 00:10:01,233 --> 00:10:03,000 WELL, ASTROLOGY CAN DO FOR BASKETBALL 232 00:10:03,066 --> 00:10:06,066 WHAT THE, UH, LIGHT BULB DID FOR NIGHT BASEBALL. 233 00:10:06,133 --> 00:10:08,166 CAN YOU DIG? 234 00:10:08,233 --> 00:10:10,033 YES, I CAN DIG, TY. 235 00:10:10,100 --> 00:10:13,366 I CAN ALSO DIG THAT I AM WORKING MY BUNS OFF 236 00:10:13,433 --> 00:10:17,166 DOWN AT THAT FACTORY, AND FOR WHAT? HUH? 237 00:10:17,233 --> 00:10:20,600 SO THAT MAYBE SOMEDAY 238 00:10:20,666 --> 00:10:24,200 WE CAN MOVE OUT OF THIS DUMP. 239 00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:30,233 BELIEVE ME, TOBY, I DIG. 240 00:10:30,300 --> 00:10:32,966 I MEAN, THAT'S YOUR THING-- CAPRICORN-- 241 00:10:33,033 --> 00:10:35,133 ALL WORRIED ABOUT PROVIDING. 242 00:10:35,200 --> 00:10:39,000 TYRONE, PLEASE BE SERIOUS WITH ME FOR A MINUTE. 243 00:10:39,066 --> 00:10:41,200 BUT I AM SERIOUS. 244 00:10:41,266 --> 00:10:44,800 RIGHT HERE--ASTROLOGY. 245 00:10:44,866 --> 00:10:46,833 'CAUSE, SEE, THERE'S SOMETHING IN THIS 246 00:10:46,900 --> 00:10:49,300 THAT I KNOW COULD TURN THIS TEAM AROUND. 247 00:10:51,833 --> 00:10:54,633 ♪ SOMEWHERE THERE'S HEAVEN ♪ 248 00:10:54,700 --> 00:10:58,600 ♪ SOMEWHERE THERE'S LOVE 249 00:10:58,666 --> 00:10:59,900 BESIDES, BY THE TIME 250 00:10:59,966 --> 00:11:01,733 YOU'RE BACK ON PLANET EARTH, 251 00:11:01,800 --> 00:11:03,866 I'LL HAVE FIXED IT MYSELF. 252 00:11:06,033 --> 00:11:08,800 ♪ NO ONE CAN TELL YOU 253 00:11:08,866 --> 00:11:12,933 ♪ WHICH WAY TO GO 254 00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:15,766 ♪ YOU'LL NEVER FIND AN EASY ROAD ♪ 255 00:11:15,833 --> 00:11:19,100 ♪ SEARCHIN' FOR A POT OF GOLD ♪ 256 00:11:19,166 --> 00:11:24,900 ♪ WHEN YOUR LUCK IS DOWN AND NO ONE CARES ♪ 257 00:11:24,966 --> 00:11:30,633 ♪ JUST BELIEVE IN YOU, AND YOU'RE HALFWAY THERE ♪ 258 00:11:30,700 --> 00:11:34,266 ♪ OH, LISTEN TO YOUR HEART 259 00:11:34,333 --> 00:11:37,100 ♪ NEVER FEAR 260 00:11:37,166 --> 00:11:40,733 ♪ AND FOLLOW EVERY DREAM 261 00:11:40,800 --> 00:11:44,200 ♪ FOREVER 262 00:11:44,266 --> 00:11:46,733 ♪ LISTEN TO YOUR HEART 263 00:11:46,800 --> 00:11:49,933 ♪ LAY STILL 264 00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:53,266 ♪ AND FOLLOW EVERY DREAM 265 00:11:53,333 --> 00:11:57,766 ♪ WHEN CLOUDS APPEAR 266 00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:01,800 ♪ I FELT THE SUMMER 267 00:12:01,866 --> 00:12:05,133 ♪ I SEEN THE SPRING 268 00:12:05,200 --> 00:12:07,933 ♪ EVERY TIME I TURN AROUND ♪ 269 00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:11,733 ♪ I'M WISHIN' FOR ANOTHER DREAM ♪ 270 00:12:11,800 --> 00:12:13,100 COME OVER HERE, LITTLE MAN. 271 00:12:13,166 --> 00:12:16,233 ♪ WHO KNOWS THE ANSWER? 272 00:12:16,300 --> 00:12:19,833 ♪ WHO HOLDS THE KEY? 273 00:12:19,900 --> 00:12:22,100 ♪ IS IT IN A STORYBOOK? 274 00:12:22,166 --> 00:12:26,200 ♪ OR IS IT IN YOU AND ME 275 00:12:26,266 --> 00:12:31,966 ♪ YOU CAN FIND THE WORLD YOU'RE LOOKING FOR ♪ 276 00:12:32,033 --> 00:12:37,300 ♪ DON'T GIVE UP UNTIL YOU'RE THROUGH THE DOOR ♪ 277 00:12:37,366 --> 00:12:41,766 ♪ OH, LISTEN TO YOUR HEART ♪ 278 00:12:41,833 --> 00:12:44,066 ♪ LAY STILL 279 00:12:44,133 --> 00:12:47,966 SO, WHAT CAN MONA DO FOR YOU? 280 00:12:48,033 --> 00:12:51,800 UH, I'M TYRONE MILLMAN. 281 00:12:51,866 --> 00:12:53,233 I PHONED ABOUT AN HOUR AGO-- 282 00:12:53,300 --> 00:12:54,900 THE TERM PAPER. 283 00:12:54,966 --> 00:12:56,900 TERM PAPER? AN HOUR AGO? 284 00:12:56,966 --> 00:13:00,900 OH, YES. I WAS EXPECTING SOMEONE A LITTLE BIT OLDER, 285 00:13:00,966 --> 00:13:03,033 BUT YOU'RE RATHER CUTE. 286 00:13:04,400 --> 00:13:06,633 ARIES, RIGHT? 287 00:13:06,700 --> 00:13:08,900 HOW DID YOU KNOW? 288 00:13:08,966 --> 00:13:12,666 OH, ARIES IS THE CHILD OF THE ZODIAC, VERY IDEALISTIC. 289 00:13:12,733 --> 00:13:14,966 YOU KNOW, THAT MARS ASPECT IN YOUR VOICE-- 290 00:13:15,033 --> 00:13:17,066 STRAIGHTFORWARD, DIRECT-- 291 00:13:17,133 --> 00:13:19,033 AND THAT SMILE... 292 00:13:20,833 --> 00:13:22,133 IT'S VERY RAM. 293 00:13:36,833 --> 00:13:38,600 WHY ARE YOU LYING? 294 00:13:38,666 --> 00:13:41,866 I MEAN, ARIES ARE SUCH TERRIBLE LIARS, AND... 295 00:13:41,933 --> 00:13:43,200 WELL, JUST COME CLEAN. 296 00:13:43,266 --> 00:13:45,733 THIS ISN'T FOR ANY SCHOOL PROJECT, IS IT? 297 00:13:45,800 --> 00:13:48,100 UH, NO. 298 00:13:50,633 --> 00:13:53,366 SEE, THE ONLY REASON I SAID THAT 299 00:13:53,433 --> 00:13:56,566 WAS--WAS BECAUSE I WANTED YOU TO TRY A BASKETBALL TEAM, 300 00:13:56,633 --> 00:13:59,933 AND I WASN'T SURE WHETHER OR NOT YOU'D BE INTERESTED. 301 00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:01,766 OH, BASKETBALL. 302 00:14:01,833 --> 00:14:03,666 WELL, I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW 303 00:14:03,733 --> 00:14:05,633 I CHARTED AN ENTIRE YEAR OF DOG RACING, 304 00:14:05,700 --> 00:14:07,000 NOT TO MENTION THE SUPER BOWL. 305 00:14:07,066 --> 00:14:08,900 YOU KNOW, SPORTS ARE LIKE EVERYTHING ELSE. 306 00:14:08,966 --> 00:14:10,633 THEY ALL DEPEND ON THE STARS. 307 00:14:10,700 --> 00:14:11,900 YOU KNOW, GIVEN THE PROPER INFORMATION, 308 00:14:11,966 --> 00:14:15,200 I CAN CHART PRACTICALLY ANYTHING. 309 00:14:15,266 --> 00:14:18,133 HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE OUR TEAM ASTROLOGER? 310 00:14:18,200 --> 00:14:21,200 OH, I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT. 311 00:14:21,266 --> 00:14:23,733 I MEAN, ALL THOSE BIG GUYS 312 00:14:23,800 --> 00:14:26,000 RUNNING AROUND IN LITTLE SATIN SUITS 313 00:14:26,066 --> 00:14:28,966 AND...CROWDS AND NOISE AND... 314 00:14:29,033 --> 00:14:30,900 SWEAT SOCKS. 315 00:14:30,966 --> 00:14:32,366 NO, NO, I DON'T THINK SO. 316 00:14:32,433 --> 00:14:35,800 I MEAN, I HAVE SUCH A WEEK AHEAD OF ME. 317 00:14:35,866 --> 00:14:38,700 THEY'RE ALL PISCES. 318 00:14:38,766 --> 00:14:40,966 ALL PISCES? 319 00:15:01,700 --> 00:15:03,733 [TELEPHONE RINGS] 320 00:15:06,633 --> 00:15:09,033 [RING] 321 00:15:09,100 --> 00:15:10,733 YES. 322 00:15:10,800 --> 00:15:12,966 YOUR CAR IS READY, SIR. 323 00:15:13,033 --> 00:15:13,900 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 324 00:15:13,966 --> 00:15:15,566 VERY GOOD, SIR. 325 00:15:15,633 --> 00:15:17,966 IF YOU'RE READY TO COME DOWN, YOUR CAR IS WAITING. 326 00:15:18,033 --> 00:15:20,700 WHAT? HELLO? 327 00:15:22,766 --> 00:15:25,600 BETTER BELIEVE I'M COMING DOWN. 328 00:15:28,100 --> 00:15:29,800 [HORN HONKS] 329 00:15:29,866 --> 00:15:33,133 TYRONE. WHAT THE HELL YOU DOING IN MY CAR, MAN? 330 00:15:33,200 --> 00:15:36,100 HOPING TO PROVE YOU A POINT. 331 00:15:36,166 --> 00:15:37,266 THE ONLY POINT YOU GOING TO PROVE 332 00:15:37,333 --> 00:15:38,866 IS THAT I AIN'T ALWAYS 333 00:15:38,933 --> 00:15:40,100 THE SWEET, MELLOW DUDE EVERYBODY MAKES ME OUT. 334 00:15:40,166 --> 00:15:41,633 GET OUT. COME ON, GET OUT. 335 00:15:41,700 --> 00:15:44,000 WOULD YOU JUST GIVE ME A CHANCE TO EXPLAIN? 336 00:15:44,066 --> 00:15:47,900 O.K., MY MAN. YOU'RE IN THE DRIVER SEAT. 337 00:15:47,966 --> 00:15:50,166 RUN IT BY ME. 338 00:15:50,233 --> 00:15:51,833 YOU KNOW, MOSES, 339 00:15:51,900 --> 00:15:54,266 I COULD DEAL WITH THESE WHEELS. 340 00:15:54,333 --> 00:15:56,200 OH, YOU CAN, HUH? YES, SIR. 341 00:15:56,266 --> 00:15:57,800 THEN HOW COME WE AIN'T MOVING? 342 00:15:57,866 --> 00:15:59,833 WE AIN'T MOVING FOR THE SAME REASON 343 00:15:59,900 --> 00:16:01,000 THE PYTHONS AIN'T MOVING. 344 00:16:01,066 --> 00:16:02,900 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 345 00:16:02,966 --> 00:16:04,200 WELL, ABOUT TEAMWORK. 346 00:16:04,266 --> 00:16:06,666 HEY, LOOK, I NEED TO BORROW YOUR FEET 347 00:16:06,733 --> 00:16:08,133 FOR THIS PART. 348 00:16:08,200 --> 00:16:10,066 MY FEET? COME ON, MAN, I GOT THINGS I GOT TO DO. 349 00:16:10,133 --> 00:16:11,566 AW, NAH, NAH, NAH. COME ON, 350 00:16:11,633 --> 00:16:13,000 YOU WORK THE PEDALS, AND I'LL STEER. 351 00:16:13,066 --> 00:16:14,666 YOU'LL DO WHAT? 352 00:16:14,733 --> 00:16:17,566 PILOT TO CO-PILOT, HIT THE GAS. 353 00:16:17,633 --> 00:16:20,133 [ENGINE STARTS] 354 00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:27,200 SEE, WE WORK GOOD AS A TEAM, 355 00:16:27,266 --> 00:16:30,900 SO HOW COME THE PYTHONS DON'T WORK AS GOOD AS US? 356 00:16:30,966 --> 00:16:32,233 ANSWER THAT QUESTION, 357 00:16:32,300 --> 00:16:34,233 AND YOU GOT YOURSELF A JOB AS THE COACH. 358 00:16:34,300 --> 00:16:35,966 OH, I KNOW WHY. 359 00:16:36,033 --> 00:16:37,833 TO ME, IT'S VERY CLEAR. 360 00:16:37,900 --> 00:16:39,100 SEE, IT'S BECAUSE 361 00:16:39,166 --> 00:16:40,866 THEY'RE ASTROLOGICALLY INCOMPATIBLE. 362 00:16:40,933 --> 00:16:42,000 THEY'RE WHAT? 363 00:16:42,066 --> 00:16:43,666 ZODIAC, MAN. 364 00:16:43,733 --> 00:16:44,800 SLOW DOWN. 365 00:16:44,866 --> 00:16:46,000 SEE, YOU'RE THE ONE 366 00:16:46,066 --> 00:16:47,200 THAT PULLED MY COAT LAST NIGHT 367 00:16:47,266 --> 00:16:48,933 TALKING ABOUT YOUR PISCES TRIP. 368 00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:50,333 YOU SEE, WHAT WE GOT TO DO 369 00:16:50,400 --> 00:16:52,066 IS SURROUND YOU WITH CATS 370 00:16:52,133 --> 00:16:53,600 THAT ARE ON YOUR SAME PLANE. 371 00:16:53,666 --> 00:16:55,066 THE PISCES, MAN. 372 00:16:55,133 --> 00:16:57,000 I MEAN, WHAT WE GOT NOW 373 00:16:57,066 --> 00:16:58,866 ARE FOUR LEOS, A GEMINI-- 374 00:16:58,933 --> 00:17:01,700 THAT JUST DOESN'T MAKE COSMIC SENSE. 375 00:17:01,766 --> 00:17:03,366 SLOW DOWN. SLOW DOWN. 376 00:17:03,433 --> 00:17:06,566 ALL THE CATS ARE CRYING TO BE TRADED ANYWAY, RIGHT? 377 00:17:06,633 --> 00:17:09,566 I MEAN, THEY'RE READY TO PAY TILSON TO CUT THEM LOOSE, 378 00:17:09,633 --> 00:17:11,800 SO THAT LEAVES YOU. 379 00:17:11,866 --> 00:17:14,133 I MEAN, YOU'RE THE FRANCHISE. 380 00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:16,966 NOW, UH, SAY YOU GOT A COUPLE OF CHICKENS-- 381 00:17:17,033 --> 00:17:18,300 A ROOSTER AND SOME HENS. 382 00:17:18,366 --> 00:17:20,233 THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH THE ROOSTER. 383 00:17:20,300 --> 00:17:21,966 THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH THE CHICKENS. 384 00:17:22,033 --> 00:17:24,833 THEY JUST DON'T SEEM TO GET ALONG. 385 00:17:24,900 --> 00:17:26,866 GET RID OF THE CHICKENS. 386 00:17:26,933 --> 00:17:28,566 YOU GET SOME CHICKENS 387 00:17:28,633 --> 00:17:29,966 THAT AREN'T ON A ROOSTER'S TRIP. 388 00:17:30,033 --> 00:17:33,800 SLAM DUNK. HA HA HA. WE GOT EGGS. 389 00:17:33,866 --> 00:17:37,766 IF THAT AIN'T ABOUT THE DUMBEST IDEA. 390 00:17:37,833 --> 00:17:40,133 YEAH, ABOUT AS DUMB AS A 14-YEAR-OLD 391 00:17:40,200 --> 00:17:42,100 CRUISING PITTSBURGH IN A ROLLS ROYCE. 392 00:17:42,166 --> 00:17:44,066 HA HA HA HA. 393 00:17:44,133 --> 00:17:48,333 TYRONE, WHAT MADE YOU THINK I'D POSSIBLY GO FOR THIS? 394 00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:52,366 SIMPLE. PISCES ALWAYS RESPOND TO LOGIC. 395 00:17:52,433 --> 00:17:55,033 HA. 396 00:17:55,100 --> 00:17:59,000 [HORN HONKS] 397 00:17:59,066 --> 00:18:01,866 MY LITTLE BROTHER'S UNWORRIED. 398 00:18:01,933 --> 00:18:03,666 OF COURSE HE'S UNWORRIED. 399 00:18:03,733 --> 00:18:06,033 HE'S NEVER HAD TO WORRY IN HIS LIFE. 400 00:18:06,100 --> 00:18:08,033 EVERYTHING WAS DONE FOR HIM. 401 00:18:08,100 --> 00:18:10,833 MY FATHER LOVED HIM BETTER THAN ME. 402 00:18:10,900 --> 00:18:13,166 HE NEVER HAD TO WORK A DAY IN HIS LIFE. 403 00:18:13,233 --> 00:18:16,066 I WAS THE GUY WHO KEPT THE DAMN THING TOGETHER, 404 00:18:16,133 --> 00:18:18,600 BUILT THE BUSINESS UP, DID IT ALL. 405 00:18:18,666 --> 00:18:21,633 WELL, LITTLE BROTHER, I TELL YOU SOMETHING, 406 00:18:21,700 --> 00:18:23,366 YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO WORRY NOW. 407 00:18:23,433 --> 00:18:28,066 OH, YES, YOU LITTLE TRUST FUND RETARD. 408 00:18:28,133 --> 00:18:31,366 JEEZ, I'M UPSET, HUH? 409 00:18:31,433 --> 00:18:34,166 I CAN SEE HIM PLAYING WITH THAT BIG COLOR TV SET. 410 00:18:34,233 --> 00:18:36,666 OH, LOOKING AT THE BASKETBALL TEAM, 411 00:18:36,733 --> 00:18:38,100 JUMPING UP AND DOWN. 412 00:18:38,166 --> 00:18:40,133 OH, YEAH, HE'S GETTING HIS JOLLIES-- 413 00:18:40,200 --> 00:18:41,733 LOOK, LOOK, LOOK-- 414 00:18:41,800 --> 00:18:44,066 AND TAKING A BIG DUMP IN HIS DIAPERS, 415 00:18:44,133 --> 00:18:46,900 AND THEN SAYING, "HEY, WHERE'S MY CREDIT CARD? 416 00:18:46,966 --> 00:18:49,000 I WANT TO BUY A TEAM. I WANT TO BUY A TEAM." 417 00:18:49,066 --> 00:18:50,133 BEGGING YOUR PARDON, SIR, 418 00:18:50,200 --> 00:18:51,966 BUT YOUR BROTHER DID INHERIT 419 00:18:52,033 --> 00:18:53,833 80 MILLION AND THE FAMILY ESTATE. 420 00:18:53,900 --> 00:18:56,066 LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, FRIESMAN. 421 00:18:56,133 --> 00:18:58,700 DON'T RUB ME THE WRONG WAY. 422 00:18:58,766 --> 00:19:01,100 I'LL HAVE YOU RUBBED OUT. 423 00:19:01,166 --> 00:19:04,600 THIS, INCIDENTALLY, HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH MONEY. 424 00:19:04,666 --> 00:19:08,000 IT HAS TO DO WITH THE FAMILY NAME. 425 00:19:08,066 --> 00:19:10,566 THAT'S WHAT'S AT STAKE RIGHT NOW-- 426 00:19:10,633 --> 00:19:12,033 THE FAMILY NAME, 427 00:19:12,100 --> 00:19:14,166 WHICH IS DAMNED IMPORTANT. UNDERSTAND? 428 00:19:14,233 --> 00:19:15,800 WHEN I GO ON OUT THERE TO THE CLUB 429 00:19:15,866 --> 00:19:17,133 AND THOSE PEOPLE OUT THERE, 430 00:19:17,200 --> 00:19:19,600 MAKING A MOCKERY OF THIS THING 431 00:19:19,666 --> 00:19:22,966 AND LAUGHING AT ME, CALLING ME AN ASSHOLE. 432 00:19:27,733 --> 00:19:30,566 OH, MY, MY, WHAT A PRESENTATION. 433 00:19:30,633 --> 00:19:32,766 EXCELLENT. CONGRATULATIONS. 434 00:19:32,833 --> 00:19:35,166 OH, MY, MY, YOU'RE REFRESHING. 435 00:19:35,233 --> 00:19:37,300 YOU'RE REALLY REFRESHING. WALLY... 436 00:19:37,366 --> 00:19:38,966 YOUR PRESENTATIONS IN THE PAST 437 00:19:39,033 --> 00:19:40,266 HAVE BEEN A JOKE, 438 00:19:40,333 --> 00:19:42,766 USING THOSE GRAPHS YOU HAD IN THE PAST 439 00:19:42,833 --> 00:19:45,600 AND--AND POINTERS. OH, OH. 440 00:19:48,066 --> 00:19:49,666 HOW ABOUT A COUPLE OF TRAINS 441 00:19:49,733 --> 00:19:51,600 TO PLAY WITH? HMM? 442 00:19:51,666 --> 00:19:55,300 REALLY, H.S., WE HAVE A MAJOR CRISIS TO DEAL WITH. 443 00:19:55,366 --> 00:19:57,300 PLAYER WALKOUT AND NO COACH. 444 00:19:57,366 --> 00:19:59,066 WE CAN'T AFFORD TO WASTE TIME. 445 00:19:59,133 --> 00:20:02,366 WE'VE GOT TO ACT FAST OR ELSE. 446 00:20:02,433 --> 00:20:03,966 HMM. FAST. 447 00:20:04,033 --> 00:20:06,600 HOW FAST IS THE SPEED OF LIGHT? 448 00:20:06,666 --> 00:20:08,100 WELL, THROUGH UNIFORM TRANSPARENT SUBSTANCES, 449 00:20:08,166 --> 00:20:09,833 SUCH AS AIR, 450 00:20:09,900 --> 00:20:11,966 186,000 MILES PER SECOND. 451 00:20:12,033 --> 00:20:14,900 MY, HOW REFRESHING YOU ARE. 452 00:20:14,966 --> 00:20:16,966 BUT IT'S REALLY QUITE SIMPLE. 453 00:20:17,033 --> 00:20:18,966 I MEAN, IT'S A MATTER OF BASIC COMPATIBILITY. 454 00:20:19,033 --> 00:20:20,300 COMPATIBILITY-- 455 00:20:20,366 --> 00:20:23,033 YOU'RE THINKING RIGHT ALONG MY LINES. 456 00:20:23,100 --> 00:20:25,033 YES, YES. I REMEMBER THE FIRST TIME 457 00:20:25,100 --> 00:20:26,300 I HEARD THAT WORD. 458 00:20:26,366 --> 00:20:28,233 FUNNY THING ABOUT WORDS. IF I RECALL, 459 00:20:28,300 --> 00:20:30,966 IF YOU USE A WORD THREE TIMES A DAY 460 00:20:31,033 --> 00:20:32,600 AND USE IT THREE DAYS A WEEK, 461 00:20:32,666 --> 00:20:34,966 IT BECOMES...YOURS. 462 00:20:35,033 --> 00:20:37,800 YEAH. YEAH, YOU SEE, 'CAUSE THE ANSWER 463 00:20:37,866 --> 00:20:41,000 IS IN THE COSMIC COMPLEXITIES OF THE SITUATION, 464 00:20:41,066 --> 00:20:44,000 LIKE, UM, LIKE SAY, FOR EXAMPLE, THE '69 METS. 465 00:20:44,066 --> 00:20:46,000 OH, YES, YES. UH... 466 00:20:46,066 --> 00:20:48,000 AS A MATTER OF FACT, 467 00:20:48,066 --> 00:20:50,000 I HAVE A DOZEN DOUBLES OF TUG McGRAW. 468 00:20:50,066 --> 00:20:51,200 WOULD YOU LIKE TO SWAP? 469 00:20:51,266 --> 00:20:53,100 BUT DO YOU KNOW WHAT McGRAW WAS? 470 00:20:53,166 --> 00:20:55,000 OH, YES. HE WAS A RELIEF PITCHER. 471 00:20:55,066 --> 00:20:57,166 HE WAS ALSO A VIRGO. 472 00:20:57,233 --> 00:20:59,900 MR. TILSON, PLEASE. 473 00:20:59,966 --> 00:21:02,633 WE HAVE A MAJOR CRISIS ON THE COURT. 474 00:21:02,700 --> 00:21:05,033 WE SHOULD BE THINKING OF UNLOADING THIS TURKEY. 475 00:21:05,100 --> 00:21:06,233 QUITE FRANKLY, 476 00:21:06,300 --> 00:21:07,700 NOW'S THE TIME TO RESPOND 477 00:21:07,766 --> 00:21:09,100 TO YOUR BROTHER'S LAST OFFER. 478 00:21:09,166 --> 00:21:11,600 I'M SURE HE KNOWS THE TROUBLE WE'RE HAVING. 479 00:21:11,666 --> 00:21:14,566 I DON'T CARE ABOUT MY BROTHER. HE'S AN IDIOT. 480 00:21:14,633 --> 00:21:15,966 ALL HE'S EVER CARED ABOUT 481 00:21:16,033 --> 00:21:18,133 IS MONEY, MONEY, MONEY, MONEY, MONEY. 482 00:21:18,200 --> 00:21:20,266 WELL, ANY IDIOT CAN MAKE MONEY. 483 00:21:20,333 --> 00:21:23,833 IT TAKES SOMEBODY TO MAKE LAUGHTER. 484 00:21:23,900 --> 00:21:26,600 HE'S NEVER MADE ME LAUGH ONCE. 485 00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:37,700 ♪ CHANCE OF A LIFETIME 486 00:21:37,766 --> 00:21:41,000 ♪ IT'S THE CHANCE OF A LIFETIME, YEAH ♪ 487 00:21:43,033 --> 00:21:45,000 ♪ CHANCE OF A LIFETIME 488 00:21:46,466 --> 00:21:49,966 ♪ IT'S THE CHANCE OF A LIFETIME, YEAH ♪ 489 00:21:51,900 --> 00:21:54,766 ♪ DO-DO-DO-DO DO-DO-DO-DO ♪ 490 00:21:55,633 --> 00:21:57,000 ♪ GIVE IT UP 491 00:21:57,066 --> 00:22:00,833 ♪ DO-DO-DO-DO DO-DO-DO-DO-DO ♪ 492 00:22:00,900 --> 00:22:02,766 ♪ GIVIN' IT ONE MORE TRY 493 00:22:02,833 --> 00:22:07,000 ♪ DOIN' IT TILL YOU FIND EVERLASTING PEACE OF MIND ♪ 494 00:22:07,066 --> 00:22:09,700 ♪ EVERLASTING PEACE OF MIND ♪ 495 00:22:09,766 --> 00:22:11,566 ♪ KNOWIN' IT'S DO OR DIE 496 00:22:11,633 --> 00:22:13,700 ♪ LAYIN' IT ON THE LINE 497 00:22:13,766 --> 00:22:16,000 ♪ WHEN YOU KNOW WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND ♪ 498 00:22:16,066 --> 00:22:18,100 ♪ YOU KNOW WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND ♪ 499 00:22:18,166 --> 00:22:19,566 ♪ OH, YEAH... 500 00:22:19,633 --> 00:22:22,466 OW! THIS IS JACKHAMMER WASHINGTON, 501 00:22:22,533 --> 00:22:25,033 MRS. W's BOSS BABY SON, 502 00:22:25,100 --> 00:22:27,033 THE DAPPER RAPPER, 503 00:22:27,100 --> 00:22:29,100 THE EBONY WHIPPERSNAPPER. 504 00:22:29,166 --> 00:22:32,733 HO, THE RHYME KING, FOREVER ON THE SCENE. 505 00:22:32,800 --> 00:22:34,933 AW, BUT THE NEXT TIME I SEE Y'ALL, 506 00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:38,666 I WON'T BE SPINNING SIDES. I'LL BE SPINNING BALL. 507 00:22:38,733 --> 00:22:40,866 SO REMEMBER, THIS IS JACKHAMMER, 508 00:22:40,933 --> 00:22:42,766 THE WINDJAMMER, 509 00:22:42,833 --> 00:22:44,300 TAKIN' A TOKE. 510 00:22:45,866 --> 00:22:48,466 ♪ CHANCE OF A LIFETIME 511 00:22:49,933 --> 00:22:52,500 DIG MY SMOKE. 512 00:22:52,566 --> 00:22:53,766 ♪ YEAH 513 00:22:55,133 --> 00:22:57,733 ♪ DO-DO-DO-DO DO-DO-DO-DO ♪ 514 00:22:59,666 --> 00:23:04,300 ♪ DO-DO-DO-DO-DO DO-DO-DO-DO-DO-DO ♪ 515 00:23:04,366 --> 00:23:06,533 ♪ CHANCE OF A LIFETIME 516 00:23:08,666 --> 00:23:09,700 ♪ YEAH 517 00:23:09,766 --> 00:23:11,866 [BELL CHIMES] 518 00:23:15,100 --> 00:23:18,433 ♪ JESUS, WHOA, LORD 519 00:23:18,500 --> 00:23:19,766 ♪ COME ON 520 00:23:19,833 --> 00:23:22,500 ♪ JESUS, FLOW STRONG THROUGH ME ♪ 521 00:23:22,566 --> 00:23:23,700 ♪ JESUS, YEAH 522 00:23:23,766 --> 00:23:26,633 ♪ JESUS WILL SET YOU FREE ♪ 523 00:23:26,700 --> 00:23:29,600 ♪ WE NEED YOU, YEAH 524 00:23:29,666 --> 00:23:30,966 ♪ JESUS, WON'T YOU WALK WITH ME? ♪ 525 00:23:31,033 --> 00:23:33,666 ♪ WELL, IF YOU CAN PART THE WATERS ♪ 526 00:23:33,733 --> 00:23:35,933 ♪ SET THE CHILDREN FREE 527 00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:39,833 ♪ YOU CAN FIND THE TIME TO WALK WITH ME ♪ 528 00:23:39,900 --> 00:23:42,000 ♪ IF YOU CAN TALK TO MOSES 529 00:23:42,066 --> 00:23:44,666 ♪ SET MY CHILDREN FREE 530 00:23:44,733 --> 00:23:46,633 ♪ LISTEN TO THE CHILDREN 531 00:23:46,700 --> 00:23:49,000 ♪ JESUS, WALK WITH ME 532 00:23:49,066 --> 00:23:52,100 ♪ WELL 533 00:23:52,166 --> 00:23:54,766 OH, WHAT A GLORIOUS DAY THIS IS. 534 00:23:55,966 --> 00:24:00,000 BROTHERS... SISTERS IN CHRIST, 535 00:24:00,066 --> 00:24:02,833 LET US LOWER OUR EYES 536 00:24:02,900 --> 00:24:05,733 AND JOIN OUR HANDS 537 00:24:05,800 --> 00:24:08,300 AND TAKE THIS MOMENT 538 00:24:08,366 --> 00:24:10,400 TO REBOUND IN-- 539 00:24:10,466 --> 00:24:12,300 I MEAN, REJOICE IN 540 00:24:12,366 --> 00:24:15,666 THIS MOMENT OF COMMUNION WITH OUR LORD. 541 00:24:15,733 --> 00:24:16,933 CAN I GET AN AMEN OUT THERE? 542 00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:17,766 AMEN. AMEN. 543 00:24:17,833 --> 00:24:19,866 HALLELUJAH AND PRAISE THE LORD. 544 00:24:19,933 --> 00:24:23,133 O LORD, WE WELCOME YOU HERE THIS MORNING 545 00:24:24,300 --> 00:24:26,933 AND ASK YOU TO BLESS THIS HOUSE 546 00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:29,500 AND ALL THESE FREE THROWS-- 547 00:24:29,566 --> 00:24:32,733 I MEAN, FREE SOULS GATHERED HERE 548 00:24:32,800 --> 00:24:34,766 IN YOUR PRESENCE. 549 00:24:36,133 --> 00:24:37,733 UH, DEACON SMITH, 550 00:24:37,800 --> 00:24:40,666 WOULD YOU PLEASE HELP ME WITH THE PRAYER? 551 00:24:40,733 --> 00:24:42,700 PRAISE THE LORD. 552 00:24:42,766 --> 00:24:45,666 PARDON ME, BROTHER. 553 00:24:45,733 --> 00:24:48,733 IN YOUR PRESENCE, WE ASK YOU, LORD, 554 00:24:48,800 --> 00:24:51,000 FOR YOUR FORGIVENESS AND GUIDANCE 555 00:24:51,066 --> 00:24:53,700 IN THE TRIALS AHEAD, 556 00:24:53,766 --> 00:24:56,666 AND, UH, AND, UH... 557 00:24:56,733 --> 00:24:59,666 WE COULD USE SOME HELP DOWN HERE, LORD. 558 00:24:59,733 --> 00:25:01,400 HIT IT! 559 00:25:01,466 --> 00:25:02,666 ♪ JESUS 560 00:25:02,733 --> 00:25:04,033 ♪ JESUS ♪ JESUS 561 00:25:04,100 --> 00:25:06,500 ♪ JESUS ♪ JESUS 562 00:25:06,566 --> 00:25:08,433 ♪ JESUS ♪ JESUS 563 00:25:08,500 --> 00:25:10,533 ♪ I CALL YOU ♪ JESUS 564 00:25:10,600 --> 00:25:11,900 ♪ IN THE MIDNIGHT HOUR ♪ 565 00:25:11,966 --> 00:25:14,400 ♪ JESUS ♪ OH, JESUS 566 00:25:14,466 --> 00:25:16,433 ALL RIGHT! 567 00:25:16,500 --> 00:25:19,366 YOU PEOPLE WILL LISTEN UP! 568 00:25:19,433 --> 00:25:22,300 AND SECURE ALL NOISE! 569 00:25:22,366 --> 00:25:23,766 YOU... 570 00:25:23,833 --> 00:25:25,733 STOP ALL THE GRAB ASS, 571 00:25:25,800 --> 00:25:28,933 AND YOU WILL FORM UP IN AN ORDERLY THREE-RING. 572 00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:30,833 FALL IN! 573 00:25:37,800 --> 00:25:41,833 ♪ CHANCE OF A LIFETIME 574 00:25:41,900 --> 00:25:44,766 ♪ CHANCE OF A LIFETIME, YEAH ♪ 575 00:25:53,900 --> 00:25:55,766 ♪ CHANCE OF A LIFETIME 576 00:25:55,833 --> 00:25:58,600 FRIEND, I THINK THE PLANETS ARE AGAINST US. 577 00:25:58,666 --> 00:26:00,666 HEY, I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING, 578 00:26:00,733 --> 00:26:01,900 BUT FIRST APPEARANCES 579 00:26:01,966 --> 00:26:03,833 HAVE A WAY OF BEING DECEIVING. 580 00:26:03,900 --> 00:26:04,866 THERE'S TALENT OUT THERE. 581 00:26:04,933 --> 00:26:06,066 I CAN FEEL IT. 582 00:26:06,133 --> 00:26:07,466 YEAH! 583 00:26:09,700 --> 00:26:12,766 ♪ CHANCE OF A LIFETIME 584 00:26:12,833 --> 00:26:16,800 ♪ IT'S THE CHANCE OF A LIFETIME, YEAH ♪ 585 00:26:23,800 --> 00:26:25,766 [INDIAN WAR WHOOPING] 586 00:26:30,600 --> 00:26:31,633 YO, BLOOD! 587 00:26:31,700 --> 00:26:32,966 YO, BLOOD BROTHER. 588 00:26:33,033 --> 00:26:34,066 BLOOD BROTHER? 589 00:26:34,133 --> 00:26:35,700 WHO ARE YOU CATS, MAN? 590 00:26:35,766 --> 00:26:37,566 [BOTH] DOUBLE TROUBLE. 591 00:26:39,700 --> 00:26:41,700 BROCKINGTON! 592 00:26:41,766 --> 00:26:43,666 WAIT A MINUTE. 593 00:26:43,733 --> 00:26:45,833 HOW TALL IS YOUR MOTHER? 594 00:26:49,733 --> 00:26:52,533 TERRIFIC PROSPECTS, MR. CANTRELL. GOOD PICKING. 595 00:26:52,600 --> 00:26:54,700 A MOMENT OF YOUR TIME, BROCKINGTON. 596 00:26:54,766 --> 00:26:56,466 STEP INTO MY OFFICE. 597 00:27:06,900 --> 00:27:08,700 CORRECT ME IF I'M WRONG, BROCKINGTON, 598 00:27:08,766 --> 00:27:12,000 BUT YOU ARE AWARE OF ALL THE CHANGES GOING ON 599 00:27:12,066 --> 00:27:13,366 IN THE ORGANIZATION LATELY? 600 00:27:13,433 --> 00:27:14,633 YES, SIR. 601 00:27:14,700 --> 00:27:15,866 FINE. 602 00:27:15,933 --> 00:27:16,833 NOW, THERE'S ANOTHER CHANGE 603 00:27:16,900 --> 00:27:18,400 THAT MR. TILSON AND I 604 00:27:18,466 --> 00:27:21,366 WANT TO INFORM YOU OF, EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY. 605 00:27:21,433 --> 00:27:23,733 WE'VE DECIDED TO NAME YOU THE NEW HEAD COACH. 606 00:27:23,800 --> 00:27:27,733 IT'S JOB I TRUST YOU CAN HANDLE. 607 00:27:27,800 --> 00:27:30,500 Y-YES, SIR. 608 00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:33,466 YES, SIR. 609 00:27:34,700 --> 00:27:36,000 YES, SIR. 610 00:27:37,400 --> 00:27:39,733 WHEN I CALL OUT YOUR NAME, 611 00:27:39,800 --> 00:27:42,866 I WANT YOU TO STAND UP SO COACH BROCKINGTON HERE 612 00:27:42,933 --> 00:27:45,533 CAN HAVE A GOOD LOOK AT YOU. 613 00:27:46,633 --> 00:27:49,866 JACKHAMMER WASHINGTON. 614 00:27:49,933 --> 00:27:51,700 O.K., JACK WASHINGTON. 615 00:27:51,766 --> 00:27:53,866 WHAT DO THE REAL PEOPLE CALL YOU? 616 00:27:53,933 --> 00:27:55,566 PUDDING AND TAINE. 617 00:27:55,633 --> 00:27:57,733 ASK ME AGAIN, I'LL TELL YOU THE SAME. 618 00:27:57,800 --> 00:27:58,866 THAT'S TERRIFIC, TERRIFIC. 619 00:27:58,933 --> 00:28:00,633 REMIND ME TO TAPE YOUR MOUTH 620 00:28:00,700 --> 00:28:02,700 WHEN I DO YOUR ANKLES, HUH? 621 00:28:02,766 --> 00:28:04,400 IF YOU WAS WISE, BUBBLE EYES, 622 00:28:04,466 --> 00:28:06,566 YOU'D COP YOUR JIVE ATTITUDE TO THE SIDE. 623 00:28:06,633 --> 00:28:09,033 JACKHAMMER WASHINGTON WILL PUT YOU TO THE TEST 624 00:28:09,100 --> 00:28:12,433 AND SHOW YOU WHICH DUDE CAN RAP THE BEST. 625 00:28:12,500 --> 00:28:14,833 RAPPING AND SLAPPING-- THAT'S MY CLAIM TO FAME. 626 00:28:14,900 --> 00:28:17,333 PLUS, I GOT A MEAN B-BALL GAME. 627 00:28:17,400 --> 00:28:19,433 AND FROM THE CORNER, IT'S A GONER. 628 00:28:19,500 --> 00:28:20,533 HA HA HA. 629 00:28:20,600 --> 00:28:21,766 BUFFORD. UH... 630 00:28:21,833 --> 00:28:23,400 HERE. 631 00:28:23,466 --> 00:28:24,733 HORACE BUFFORD. 632 00:28:24,800 --> 00:28:27,066 YEAH, I'D PREFER IF YOU CALL ME SET SHOT. 633 00:28:27,133 --> 00:28:28,533 IT'S YOUR DIME, BUFFORD, 634 00:28:28,600 --> 00:28:30,100 BUT PLEASE STAND UP SO THE COACH HERE 635 00:28:30,166 --> 00:28:32,533 CAN GET A GOOD LOOK AT YOU. 636 00:28:32,600 --> 00:28:33,966 I AM STANDING. 637 00:28:34,033 --> 00:28:35,600 HOO HOO HOO. 638 00:28:35,666 --> 00:28:37,966 OH, YEAH. SURE. WELL, UH, SIT DOWN, BUFFORD. 639 00:28:38,033 --> 00:28:40,766 SET SHOT. 640 00:28:40,833 --> 00:28:42,366 O.K., SET SHOT. 641 00:28:42,433 --> 00:28:44,766 LOOK, DON'T WORRY. WE'LL DO SOMETHING FOR YOU. 642 00:28:44,833 --> 00:28:46,500 HANEY. 643 00:28:46,566 --> 00:28:48,400 JOSEPH HANEY III. 644 00:28:48,466 --> 00:28:50,433 THE THIRD. 645 00:28:50,500 --> 00:28:51,633 HI. 646 00:28:51,700 --> 00:28:54,100 YOU CAN JUST CALL ME DRIFTWOOD. 647 00:28:54,166 --> 00:28:56,733 WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT A MINUTE. 648 00:28:56,800 --> 00:29:00,633 HEENEY. JOSEPH HEENEY. ST. BONAVENTURE. 649 00:29:00,700 --> 00:29:01,866 WHERE'D YOU DISAPPEAR TO, SON? 650 00:29:01,933 --> 00:29:03,433 THERE WERE 12 TEAMS 651 00:29:03,500 --> 00:29:05,533 READY TO SIGN YOU ON THE SPOT, LATE SIXTIES. 652 00:29:05,600 --> 00:29:08,800 OH, YEAH. YOU KNOW, I WAS PROTESTING THE DRAFT. 653 00:29:08,866 --> 00:29:11,800 YOU MEAN YOU RAN OUT ON A WAR? 654 00:29:11,866 --> 00:29:13,833 NO, NO, MAN. I WENT TO WAR. 655 00:29:13,900 --> 00:29:16,533 I RAN AWAY FROM THE BASKETBALL DRAFT. 656 00:29:16,600 --> 00:29:18,433 THOSE GUYS ARE ANIMALS. 657 00:29:18,500 --> 00:29:19,666 YEAH, SURE, UM, 658 00:29:19,733 --> 00:29:23,533 BULLET HAINES. 659 00:29:23,600 --> 00:29:27,466 UH, DON'T YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY FOR YOURSELF? 660 00:29:27,533 --> 00:29:30,433 O.K., HAINES, IT'S BEEN NICE TALKING TO YOU. 661 00:29:30,500 --> 00:29:33,766 MALIK, UH, JAMAAL TRUTH. 662 00:29:33,833 --> 00:29:35,300 RIGHT ON. 663 00:29:35,366 --> 00:29:38,666 UH, WHAT KIND OF A NAME IS THAT, "TRUTH"? 664 00:29:38,733 --> 00:29:40,033 THAT'S A FREE MAN'S NAME. 665 00:29:40,100 --> 00:29:42,866 I LEFT MY SLAVE NAME IN THE SLAMMER. 666 00:29:42,933 --> 00:29:44,866 SEE, THIS IS A NEW DAY, 667 00:29:44,933 --> 00:29:46,566 AND WE'RE A NEW GENERATION. 668 00:29:46,633 --> 00:29:47,733 AND THAT'S THE TRUTH. 669 00:29:47,800 --> 00:29:48,766 AMEN. 670 00:29:48,833 --> 00:29:49,800 RIGHT ON, BROTHER. 671 00:29:49,866 --> 00:29:52,066 A TAG TEAM. 672 00:29:52,133 --> 00:29:54,766 KENNY RAE AND BENNY RAE. 673 00:29:54,833 --> 00:29:57,033 [BOTH] WHAT'S HAPPENING? 674 00:29:57,100 --> 00:30:00,633 THEY'VE BEEN A PAIR LIKE THIS SINCE NOAH'S ARK. 675 00:30:00,700 --> 00:30:02,633 HEY, TELL ME, YOU GUYS, UH, 676 00:30:02,700 --> 00:30:05,300 HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO TELL YOU APART? 677 00:30:05,366 --> 00:30:06,666 WE'RE NOT EVEN TWINS. 678 00:30:06,733 --> 00:30:08,733 NOW, YOU KNOW ALL BLACK PEOPLE LOOK ALIKE. 679 00:30:08,800 --> 00:30:10,733 TACKLE THE BIG PROBLEMS FIRST, HARRY. 680 00:30:10,800 --> 00:30:12,633 THE LITTLE ONES, UH-- 681 00:30:12,700 --> 00:30:14,633 LET'S MOVE ON. LET'S KEEP MOVING. 682 00:30:14,700 --> 00:30:18,600 WINSTON RUNNING HAWK. 683 00:30:18,666 --> 00:30:20,700 UH, BETWEEN ME AND YOU, TONTO, 684 00:30:20,766 --> 00:30:23,866 ARE YOU PLANNING TO DO A LITTLE TICKET SCALPING 685 00:30:23,933 --> 00:30:24,933 ON THE SIDE? 686 00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:26,766 WITH A FACE LIKE YOURS, 687 00:30:26,833 --> 00:30:29,433 YOU SHOULD TAKE A TIP FROM THE LONE RANGER... 688 00:30:29,500 --> 00:30:30,800 AND WEAR A MASK. 689 00:30:30,866 --> 00:30:31,800 HA. 690 00:30:31,866 --> 00:30:33,333 OHH. 691 00:30:36,466 --> 00:30:37,700 AHEM. 692 00:30:37,766 --> 00:30:39,600 I DIDN'T HEAR MY NAME. 693 00:30:39,666 --> 00:30:40,800 OH, YEAH, YES, YES. 694 00:30:40,866 --> 00:30:44,900 UM, REVEREND, REVEREND JACKSON. 695 00:30:47,533 --> 00:30:49,066 REVEREND. 696 00:30:49,133 --> 00:30:52,066 IT ISN'T EVERY DAY A FINE COACH LIKE MR. BROCKINGTON... 697 00:30:52,133 --> 00:30:53,966 [SCATTERED CLAPPING] 698 00:30:54,033 --> 00:30:58,066 IS UNITED WITH EQUALLY 699 00:30:58,133 --> 00:31:00,833 AN OUTSTANDING CONGREGATION LIKE YOURSELVES. 700 00:31:00,900 --> 00:31:03,500 I BELIEVE A FEW SECONDS 701 00:31:03,566 --> 00:31:05,633 OF SOLID DEVOTION ARE IN ORDER. 702 00:31:05,700 --> 00:31:07,433 ♪ OOH 703 00:31:07,500 --> 00:31:09,666 ♪ OOH OOH 704 00:31:09,733 --> 00:31:10,966 ♪ OOH 705 00:31:11,033 --> 00:31:12,666 LORD... 706 00:31:12,733 --> 00:31:13,933 WELL... 707 00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:16,666 TAKING US RIGHT BACK TO SLAVERY. 708 00:31:16,733 --> 00:31:17,800 [SET SHOT] HAVE A LITTLE RESPECT, HUH? 709 00:31:17,866 --> 00:31:19,566 RESPECT FOR WHAT? 710 00:31:19,633 --> 00:31:21,100 HE LOOK LIKE AN OLD LEPRECHAUN. 711 00:31:21,166 --> 00:31:23,466 HE NEED TO GET HIP TO ALLAH. 712 00:31:23,533 --> 00:31:24,833 AMEN. THANK YOU, LORD. 713 00:31:24,900 --> 00:31:25,966 ♪ AMEN 714 00:31:26,033 --> 00:31:27,066 THANK YOU. 715 00:31:27,133 --> 00:31:28,700 THANK YOU. 716 00:31:28,766 --> 00:31:30,300 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 717 00:31:30,366 --> 00:31:32,800 LOOKS LIKE THE GONG SHOW. 718 00:31:32,866 --> 00:31:33,833 ALL RIGHT, GUYS. 719 00:31:33,900 --> 00:31:35,733 NOW--CHALK. WHERE'S THE CHALK? 720 00:31:35,800 --> 00:31:37,000 SOMEBODY STOLE THE CHALK. 721 00:31:37,066 --> 00:31:38,266 WHAT? [WHISTLES] 722 00:31:44,266 --> 00:31:45,466 CHALK. CHALK. 723 00:31:45,533 --> 00:31:46,933 RESOURCEFULNESS. 724 00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:49,166 IT DOESN'T MATTER THAT YOU DON'T TALK. 725 00:31:49,233 --> 00:31:51,033 INITIATIVE AND... 726 00:31:51,100 --> 00:31:53,166 GOOD FINGERTIP CONTROL. 727 00:31:54,233 --> 00:31:57,100 ALL RIGHT, MEN, NOW, LISTEN UP. 728 00:31:57,166 --> 00:31:59,100 WE TAKE ON DETROIT... 729 00:32:00,133 --> 00:32:02,133 FIVE DAYS. 730 00:32:02,200 --> 00:32:04,466 NOW, THAT'S NOT A LOT OF TIME, 731 00:32:04,533 --> 00:32:06,900 BUT... I AM SURE THAT YOU MEN 732 00:32:06,966 --> 00:32:09,733 ARE GOING TO BE... EQUAL TO THE TASK. 733 00:32:11,366 --> 00:32:14,233 BECAUSE WE ARE GOING TO... 734 00:32:14,300 --> 00:32:15,900 KICK ASS. 735 00:32:17,300 --> 00:32:22,066 PULL TO-GETHER. 736 00:32:22,133 --> 00:32:23,300 THAT'S WHAT HE SAID. 737 00:32:23,366 --> 00:32:28,866 WE ARE GOING TO GET THE JOB DONE. 738 00:32:28,933 --> 00:32:30,900 WHEN THE GOING... 739 00:32:30,966 --> 00:32:34,100 GETS TOUGH... 740 00:32:34,166 --> 00:32:35,166 HUH? 741 00:32:35,233 --> 00:32:38,300 THE TOUGH GET GOING! 742 00:32:38,366 --> 00:32:39,966 ON YOUR FEET! 743 00:32:40,033 --> 00:32:41,500 ON THE COURT! 744 00:32:41,566 --> 00:32:43,400 YEAH! YEAH! 745 00:32:43,466 --> 00:32:45,333 ON TO VICTORY! 746 00:32:45,400 --> 00:32:46,400 WHOO! YEAH! 747 00:32:46,466 --> 00:32:48,066 HELLO AGAIN, EVERYBODY. 748 00:32:48,133 --> 00:32:49,900 FROM COURTSIDE AT THE PITTSBURGH ARENA, 749 00:32:49,966 --> 00:32:51,166 THIS IS CHICK HEARN, 750 00:32:51,233 --> 00:32:52,833 AND I'M AS ANXIOUS AS YOU ARE 751 00:32:52,900 --> 00:32:54,166 TO FIND OUT WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN TONIGHT 752 00:32:54,233 --> 00:32:55,500 TO THE PITTSBURGH PYTHONS. 753 00:32:55,566 --> 00:32:57,000 SAY, MAN, WHAT'S HAPPENING? 754 00:32:57,066 --> 00:33:00,000 I BETTER LET TYRONE EXPLAIN. 755 00:33:00,066 --> 00:33:02,100 THANKS, MOSES. 756 00:33:02,166 --> 00:33:03,400 O.K. 757 00:33:03,466 --> 00:33:06,133 NOW, I GOT TO TELL YOU GUYS SOMETHING. 758 00:33:06,200 --> 00:33:08,166 THE REASON YOU WERE ALL PICKED, 759 00:33:08,233 --> 00:33:10,966 AS YOU ALL MUST'VE FIGURED OUT BY NOW, 760 00:33:11,033 --> 00:33:12,466 IS BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL BORN 761 00:33:12,533 --> 00:33:14,700 UNDER THE SAME SIGN OF PISCES. 762 00:33:14,766 --> 00:33:15,966 THE FISH. 763 00:33:16,033 --> 00:33:17,166 A FISH? 764 00:33:17,233 --> 00:33:18,866 YEAH. 765 00:33:18,933 --> 00:33:21,833 SEE, YOU CATS ARE ASTROLOGICALLY COMPATIBLE. 766 00:33:21,900 --> 00:33:24,866 THIS MEANS THAT TOGETHER-- TOGETHER, HEY... 767 00:33:24,933 --> 00:33:27,033 I MEAN, YOU CATS CAN DO ANYTHING. 768 00:33:27,100 --> 00:33:30,266 I MEAN, YOU CAN TAKE ON A WHOLE ARMY AND WIN. 769 00:33:30,333 --> 00:33:33,233 THAT'S BECAUSE THE UNIVERSE, THE COSMOS... 770 00:33:33,300 --> 00:33:36,066 ARE ALL ON YOUR SIDE. 771 00:33:36,133 --> 00:33:39,300 NOW, I KNOW THAT THIS DOESN'T MAKE A WHOLE LOT OF SENSE 772 00:33:39,366 --> 00:33:41,033 TO Y'ALL RIGHT NOW, 773 00:33:41,100 --> 00:33:44,000 BUT, EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU, WAIT AND SEE. 774 00:33:44,066 --> 00:33:46,400 HEY, WHEN YOU GET ON THE COURT, YOU'LL FEEL IT. 775 00:33:46,466 --> 00:33:49,133 I MEAN, YOU'LL FEEL LIKE YOU'RE A PART OF SOMETHING 776 00:33:49,200 --> 00:33:52,733 THAT'S BIGGER THAN JUST YOU. AND YOU'LL SEE 777 00:33:52,800 --> 00:33:55,166 THAT EVERYTHING WILL JUST COME DOWN RIGHT. 778 00:33:55,233 --> 00:33:56,900 AND REMEMBER, 779 00:33:56,966 --> 00:33:59,366 IT'S THE CHEMISTRY THAT YOU GOT TO BELIEVE IN. 780 00:33:59,433 --> 00:34:02,233 IT'S THE PISCES COMBINATION 781 00:34:02,300 --> 00:34:04,800 THAT'LL MAKE IT ALL WORK. 782 00:34:04,866 --> 00:34:07,900 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE PITTSBURGH PYTHONS. 783 00:34:43,233 --> 00:34:45,866 [BROCKINGTON] LET'S GO, GUYS. LOOK SHARP, NOW. 784 00:34:45,933 --> 00:34:46,933 SET SHOT. 785 00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:48,166 YEAH, YEAH. 786 00:34:48,233 --> 00:34:49,900 COME ON, MAN. WAKE UP. 787 00:34:51,233 --> 00:34:53,433 IN THE HANDS, MAN. LEARN HOW TO PASS. 788 00:34:53,500 --> 00:34:54,933 CHECK THIS GUY OUT. 789 00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:57,900 DO YOU BELIEVE THAT, MAN? 790 00:34:57,966 --> 00:35:00,266 DIG THE ARABIAN GUY WAY DOWN THERE WITH THE GLASSES. 791 00:35:00,333 --> 00:35:01,933 HE LOOK LIKE AN ARAB. 792 00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:04,100 THIS CAT CAN SET PRICES OF OIL. 793 00:35:04,166 --> 00:35:06,100 LOOK AT THE BOBBSEY TWINS DOWN THERE. 794 00:35:06,166 --> 00:35:08,366 HEY, LOOK AT LITTLE ISAAC OVER THERE. 795 00:35:08,433 --> 00:35:09,466 WE GOT OLD MELON HEAD. 796 00:35:09,533 --> 00:35:11,433 MELON HEAD DOWN THERE, MAN. 797 00:35:11,500 --> 00:35:14,100 I GOT A BOW AND ARROW FOR SITTING BULL. 798 00:35:14,166 --> 00:35:15,066 ZING. 799 00:35:15,133 --> 00:35:16,866 CAPTAIN HOOP. 800 00:35:16,933 --> 00:35:18,866 OUR LUCK. AN EASY NIGHT. 801 00:35:18,933 --> 00:35:20,233 LET'S GO. 802 00:35:20,300 --> 00:35:22,233 PLAY BALL, PLAY BALL. 803 00:35:22,300 --> 00:35:26,166 ALL RIGHT, GUYS. LOOK SHARP. LOOK SHARP. 804 00:35:30,166 --> 00:35:33,100 HEY, WHERE DID THEY FIND THESE DOOFUSES, 805 00:35:33,166 --> 00:35:34,266 AT THE FUNNY FARM? 806 00:35:34,333 --> 00:35:36,900 YEAH. I THINK IT'S THE TRUTH. 807 00:35:36,966 --> 00:35:38,766 OH, CHILD. 808 00:35:38,833 --> 00:35:40,133 WAIT A MINUTE. THAT BALDHEADED ONE 809 00:35:40,200 --> 00:35:42,233 IS KIND OF CUTE, GIRL. 810 00:35:42,300 --> 00:35:44,800 BULLET HAINES. OH. 811 00:35:44,866 --> 00:35:46,733 HEY, I LIKE THAT NAME. 812 00:35:46,800 --> 00:35:49,266 BULLET? HONEY, WITH A NAME LIKE THAT, 813 00:35:49,333 --> 00:35:52,200 HE BETTER BE ABLE TO SHOOT. 814 00:35:52,266 --> 00:35:53,433 BRANDY, DEAR. 815 00:35:53,500 --> 00:35:55,133 WE GOT IT, MAN. 816 00:35:56,400 --> 00:35:59,166 OH. OH, MY GOSH. 817 00:36:02,966 --> 00:36:04,266 [MUSIC STARTS] 818 00:36:04,333 --> 00:36:06,200 [HORN BLOWS] 819 00:36:08,100 --> 00:36:09,166 MARV. 820 00:36:09,233 --> 00:36:10,500 HEY, MOSE. 821 00:36:10,566 --> 00:36:13,466 WHERE'D YOU GET THESE CLOWNS FROM, MAN? 822 00:36:13,533 --> 00:36:15,466 [BROCKINGTON] COME ON, FELLAS! 823 00:36:18,100 --> 00:36:21,366 YOU GOT A CRYSTAL BALL OVER HERE, BIG FELLA. 824 00:36:21,433 --> 00:36:23,733 WHAT'S WRONG WITH HIM? 825 00:36:23,800 --> 00:36:25,100 IS HE SPELLBOUND OR SOMETHING? 826 00:36:25,166 --> 00:36:26,800 YO, REV, GET THE TAP. 827 00:36:26,866 --> 00:36:28,466 COME ON, LITTLE BABY, LET'S GET DOWN, 828 00:36:28,533 --> 00:36:29,933 LET'S GET DOWN. 829 00:36:30,933 --> 00:36:33,433 ♪ AHH 830 00:36:33,500 --> 00:36:36,366 ♪ AHH AHH 831 00:36:38,200 --> 00:36:41,233 ♪ LISTEN TO YOUR HEART 832 00:36:41,300 --> 00:36:44,766 ♪ AND NEVER FEAR 833 00:36:44,833 --> 00:36:47,333 ♪ FOLLOW EVERY DREAM 834 00:36:47,400 --> 00:36:51,400 ♪ FOREVER 835 00:36:52,866 --> 00:36:55,166 SOMEBODY BETTER CALL MRS. SPORTS 836 00:36:55,233 --> 00:36:58,066 'CAUSE HER LITTLE BOY MURRAY MUST BE DREAMING. 837 00:36:58,133 --> 00:37:00,800 HELL OF A LUCK SHOT. A LUCK SHOT. 838 00:37:00,866 --> 00:37:02,433 GET BIG "D"! BIG "D"! 839 00:37:11,100 --> 00:37:13,033 WOW. THESE GUYS ARE PASSING, 840 00:37:13,100 --> 00:37:15,900 THEY'RE SHOOTING, THEY'RE HITTING THE OPEN MAN. 841 00:37:15,966 --> 00:37:16,966 SOMEBODY TAUGHT THEM THE GAME OF BASKETBALL 842 00:37:17,033 --> 00:37:18,866 ALL OF A SUDDEN. 843 00:37:23,133 --> 00:37:25,966 [TRUMPET BLOWS CHARGE] 844 00:37:26,033 --> 00:37:27,233 [CROWD] CHARGE! 845 00:37:35,100 --> 00:37:36,166 [TAMBOURINE RATTLES] 846 00:37:36,233 --> 00:37:38,133 WOW. I DON'T BELIEVE IT. 847 00:37:38,200 --> 00:37:42,000 THESE GUYS ARE SWISHING LIKE THE BOLSHOI WAS COMING TO TOWN. 848 00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:52,800 WOW. THESE GUYS ARE PASSING LIKE CHAMPIONS. 849 00:37:52,866 --> 00:37:54,500 I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING. 850 00:37:54,566 --> 00:37:57,966 IF THE PYTHONS CAN KEEP THIS UP IN THE SECOND HALF, 851 00:37:58,033 --> 00:38:00,000 YOU BETTER CANCEL THEIR DEATH NOTICE 852 00:38:00,066 --> 00:38:04,133 AND DUST OFF A FEW THOUSAND SEATS IN THE ARENA TO BOOT. 853 00:38:04,200 --> 00:38:05,733 I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON. 854 00:38:05,800 --> 00:38:07,433 MAYBE THE SEASON'S SUPPLY OF VITAMINS 855 00:38:07,500 --> 00:38:09,333 ARRIVED A COUPLE OF MONTHS LATE. 856 00:38:09,400 --> 00:38:11,966 THE PYTHONS ARE PLAYING SUPER BALL. 857 00:38:12,033 --> 00:38:14,000 I'LL TELL YOU, THIS TURNABOUT BY THE PYTHONS 858 00:38:14,066 --> 00:38:17,133 HAS EVEN GOT THE REFEREES SHAKING THEIR HEADS. 859 00:38:25,166 --> 00:38:29,066 WOW. A SUPER PLAY BY THE PYTHONS. REAL TEAMWORK. 860 00:38:29,133 --> 00:38:30,366 WELL, IF YOU OR I ARE SURPRISED, 861 00:38:30,433 --> 00:38:32,333 THINK HOW DETROIT'S PLAYERS MUST FEEL. 862 00:38:32,400 --> 00:38:34,166 YOU KNOW THEY WERE PUTTING THIS ONE IN THE WIN COLUMN 863 00:38:34,233 --> 00:38:35,766 BEFORE THEY GOT OFF THE BUS. 864 00:38:41,466 --> 00:38:43,566 [ORGAN PLAYS CHARGE] 865 00:38:52,500 --> 00:38:53,900 I TELL YOU, BY THE WAY THEY'RE PLAYING THIS HALF, 866 00:38:53,966 --> 00:38:55,533 THE PYTHONS SEEM DETERMINED 867 00:38:55,600 --> 00:38:58,266 TO BRING BASKETBALL BACK TO PITTSBURGH. 868 00:39:06,833 --> 00:39:08,466 DEFENSE! 869 00:39:08,533 --> 00:39:09,566 DEFENSE! 870 00:39:12,166 --> 00:39:13,600 LENGTH-OF-THE-COURT PASS, 871 00:39:13,666 --> 00:39:16,233 AND IT'S ANOTHER 2 FOR THE PYTHONS. 872 00:39:16,300 --> 00:39:17,500 AAH! 873 00:39:17,566 --> 00:39:18,533 WHOO WHOO WHOO. 874 00:39:18,600 --> 00:39:20,366 [GAME HORN BLOWS] 875 00:39:20,433 --> 00:39:22,133 WOW. WHAT A HALF. 876 00:39:22,200 --> 00:39:25,566 THE PYTHONS' BEST 24 MINUTES OF THE YEAR BY FAR. 877 00:39:27,966 --> 00:39:30,166 [BROCKINGTON] WINNERS NEVER QUIT. 878 00:39:30,233 --> 00:39:32,500 WINNERS NEVER QUIT... QUITTERS NEVER WIN. 879 00:39:32,566 --> 00:39:33,900 WHO ARE THESE GUYS? 880 00:39:33,966 --> 00:39:36,200 I DIDN'T KNOW THEY COULD PLAY BALL LIKE THIS. 881 00:39:36,266 --> 00:39:37,200 GUTHRIE'S KILLING ME. 882 00:39:37,266 --> 00:39:38,200 I NEED A REST. 883 00:39:38,266 --> 00:39:40,466 BULLET! BULLET! BULLET! 884 00:39:40,533 --> 00:39:42,633 BULLET! BULLET! BULLET! 885 00:39:42,700 --> 00:39:45,333 BULLET! BULLET! OH, BULLET, BABY! 886 00:39:45,400 --> 00:39:47,666 BULLET! 887 00:39:47,733 --> 00:39:49,866 AAH! AAH! 888 00:39:49,933 --> 00:39:52,666 WHOO HOO-HOO! LORD, HAVE MERCY! 889 00:39:52,733 --> 00:39:55,166 YOU ARE FINE, HONEY! YOU'RE SO FINE! 890 00:39:55,233 --> 00:39:57,366 LORD! NUMBER 52! 891 00:39:57,433 --> 00:40:00,300 OW, 52, 52! OH. 892 00:40:01,566 --> 00:40:02,866 "NO LET-UP. 893 00:40:02,933 --> 00:40:04,500 "COMPETITIVE GREATNESS MEANS NO LET-UP. 894 00:40:04,566 --> 00:40:07,533 "COMPETITIVE GREATNESS MEANS TO BE AT YOUR BEST 895 00:40:07,600 --> 00:40:09,400 WHEN YOUR BEST IS NEEDED," RIGHT? 896 00:40:09,466 --> 00:40:10,400 [GAME HORN BLOWS] 897 00:40:10,466 --> 00:40:12,566 [PLAYERS SHOUTING] 898 00:40:13,566 --> 00:40:15,466 I THINK THAT SAYS IT ALL. 899 00:40:15,533 --> 00:40:17,300 YOU CAN'T MISS, YOU GUYS. 900 00:40:17,366 --> 00:40:19,433 SO FOR THE MOONS OF NEPTUNE, 901 00:40:19,500 --> 00:40:21,333 PUT YOUR SIGNS ON THE LINE. 902 00:40:21,400 --> 00:40:23,566 ALL RIGHT. YEAH. 903 00:40:45,466 --> 00:40:46,766 ♪ IT'S THE FISH 904 00:40:46,833 --> 00:40:49,600 ♪ HAVEN'T YOU, HAVEN'T YOU HEARD? ♪ 905 00:40:49,666 --> 00:40:51,366 ♪ IT'S THE FISH 906 00:40:51,433 --> 00:40:53,733 ♪ HAVEN'T YOU, HAVEN'T YOU HEARD? ♪ 907 00:40:53,800 --> 00:40:55,866 ♪ OH, HEY 908 00:40:55,933 --> 00:40:58,166 ♪ HAVE YOU HEARD? 909 00:40:58,233 --> 00:41:01,166 ♪ IT'S THE FISH THAT SAVED PITTSBURGH ♪ 910 00:41:01,233 --> 00:41:02,433 ♪ WHOA OOH OH 911 00:41:02,500 --> 00:41:04,333 ♪ HAVE YOU HEARD? 912 00:41:04,400 --> 00:41:06,300 ♪ IT'S THE FISH 913 00:41:06,366 --> 00:41:08,666 ♪ SPREAD THE WORD 914 00:41:08,733 --> 00:41:11,300 ♪ IT'S THE FISH THAT SAVED PITTSBURGH ♪ 915 00:41:11,366 --> 00:41:13,266 ♪ WHOA OOH OH 916 00:41:13,333 --> 00:41:15,833 ♪ IT'S THE FISH THAT SAVED PITTSBURGH ♪ 917 00:41:15,900 --> 00:41:17,566 ALL RIGHT. 918 00:41:17,633 --> 00:41:18,766 WHOO! WHOO! 919 00:41:18,833 --> 00:41:20,166 ♪ WHAT'S IT GOING TO BE? 920 00:41:23,733 --> 00:41:26,333 ♪ SHOUT IT OUT, LOUD AND CLEAR ♪ 921 00:41:26,400 --> 00:41:28,200 ♪ TELL THE WORLD IT HAPPENED HERE ♪ 922 00:41:28,266 --> 00:41:30,300 ♪ SPREAD THE NEWS, EVERYWHERE ♪ 923 00:41:30,366 --> 00:41:32,700 ♪ ALL ACROSS THE LAND 924 00:41:32,766 --> 00:41:34,466 ♪ WAY TO GO, WAY TO TRY ♪ 925 00:41:34,533 --> 00:41:36,600 ♪ IT'S ALL ABOUT OUR TEAMWORK, GUYS ♪ 926 00:41:36,666 --> 00:41:38,633 ♪ FATHER TO SON, TENDER WORDS ♪ 927 00:41:38,700 --> 00:41:40,733 ♪ TRYIN' TO SAVE YOUR LIFE ♪ 928 00:41:40,800 --> 00:41:42,300 ♪ HEY 929 00:41:42,366 --> 00:41:44,300 ♪ HAVE YOU HEARD? 930 00:41:44,366 --> 00:41:47,200 ♪ IT'S THE FISH THAT SAVED PITTSBURGH ♪ 931 00:41:47,266 --> 00:41:48,300 ♪ WHOA OOH OH 932 00:41:48,366 --> 00:41:50,566 ♪ HAVE YOU HEARD? 933 00:41:50,633 --> 00:41:52,766 ♪ IT'S THE FISH 934 00:41:52,833 --> 00:41:54,800 ♪ SPREAD THE WORD 935 00:41:54,866 --> 00:41:57,700 ♪ IT'S THE FISH THAT SAVED PITTSBURGH ♪ 936 00:41:57,766 --> 00:41:59,333 ♪ WHOA OOH OH, HEY 937 00:41:59,400 --> 00:42:01,533 ♪ IT'S THE FISH THAT SAVED PITTSBURGH ♪ 938 00:42:01,600 --> 00:42:03,766 ♪ WHOA, HEY 939 00:42:05,566 --> 00:42:06,800 ♪ OW 940 00:42:09,533 --> 00:42:11,766 ♪ GOIN' AGAIN 941 00:42:11,833 --> 00:42:14,633 YAY! 942 00:42:18,200 --> 00:42:20,333 ♪ SPIDERMAN, SUPERMAN 943 00:42:20,400 --> 00:42:22,533 ♪ NO SIX MILLION DOLLAR MAN ♪ 944 00:42:22,600 --> 00:42:24,366 ♪ EVEN WONDER WOMAN'S SPINE ♪ 945 00:42:24,433 --> 00:42:26,533 ♪ DIDN'T HAVE THE STUFF 946 00:42:26,600 --> 00:42:28,633 ♪ SUCH A TEAM COULDN'T BE 947 00:42:28,700 --> 00:42:30,900 ♪ SO FAR FROM REALITY 948 00:42:30,966 --> 00:42:33,100 ♪ NOW IT'S JUST HISTORY 949 00:42:33,166 --> 00:42:35,266 ♪ HAT'S OFF TO THE FISH 950 00:42:35,333 --> 00:42:36,566 ♪ OW 951 00:42:40,166 --> 00:42:42,600 ♪ OW 952 00:42:42,666 --> 00:42:45,333 ♪ IT'S THE FISH THAT SAVED PITTSBURGH ♪ 953 00:42:45,400 --> 00:42:47,366 ♪ WHOA OOH OH, HEY 954 00:42:47,433 --> 00:42:48,733 ♪ FISH 955 00:42:48,800 --> 00:42:51,166 ♪ HAVEN'T YOU, HAVEN'T YOU HEARD? ♪ 956 00:42:51,233 --> 00:42:52,533 ♪ IT'S THE FISH 957 00:42:52,600 --> 00:42:55,166 ♪ HAVEN'T YOU, HAVEN'T YOU HEARD? ♪ 958 00:42:55,233 --> 00:42:57,566 ♪ IT'S THE FISH THAT SAVED PITTSBURGH ♪ 959 00:42:57,633 --> 00:42:59,400 ♪ WHOA OOH OH, HEY 960 00:42:59,466 --> 00:43:02,166 ♪ IT'S THE FISH THAT SAVED PITTSBURGH ♪ 961 00:43:02,233 --> 00:43:03,466 ♪ OW 962 00:43:06,333 --> 00:43:09,566 [GAME HORN BLOWS] 963 00:43:09,633 --> 00:43:12,366 ♪ IT'S THE FISH THAT SAVED PITTSBURGH ♪ 964 00:43:12,433 --> 00:43:15,600 ♪ WHOA OOH OH, HEY... 965 00:43:17,533 --> 00:43:19,300 [MURRAY SPORTS] WELL, WHEN YOU TALK ABOUT PEOPLE 966 00:43:19,366 --> 00:43:20,900 WHO WERE BORN AGAIN, YOU JUST HAVE TO PUT 967 00:43:20,966 --> 00:43:22,400 AT THE TOP OF YOUR LIST THE PITTSBURGH PYTHONS. 968 00:43:22,466 --> 00:43:24,200 I'LL TELL YOU, 969 00:43:24,266 --> 00:43:25,633 IF THEY GAVE A COMEBACK- OF-THE-YEAR AWARD 970 00:43:25,700 --> 00:43:27,233 TO AN ENTIRE TEAM, YOU KNOW IT WOULD GO 971 00:43:27,300 --> 00:43:28,900 TO THIS INCREDIBLY GUTTY GROUP OF GUYS. 972 00:43:28,966 --> 00:43:31,733 THE PYTHONS HAVE WON 12 STRAIGHT, INCREDIBLY ENOUGH, 973 00:43:31,800 --> 00:43:33,133 IF YOU'VE BEEN SLEEPING UNDER A ROCK 974 00:43:33,200 --> 00:43:34,633 THE LAST COUPLE OF MONTHS. 975 00:43:34,700 --> 00:43:36,600 IT'S HARD ENOUGH TO DO ON YOUR HOME COURT, 976 00:43:36,666 --> 00:43:38,533 WHERE THEY BEAT THE LIKES OF L.A., DENVER, PORTLAND, 977 00:43:38,600 --> 00:43:41,233 CHICAGO, PHILADELPHIA, AND SAN DIEGO. 978 00:43:41,300 --> 00:43:43,233 BUT DIG THIS-- THE PYTHONS HAVE ALSO 979 00:43:43,300 --> 00:43:45,133 RUN OFF A STRING OF CONSECUTIVE VICTORIES 980 00:43:45,200 --> 00:43:48,133 AGAINST SEATTLE, KANSAS CITY, HOUSTON, BOSTON, INDIANA, 981 00:43:48,200 --> 00:43:50,166 AND SAN FRANCISCO ON THE ROAD. 982 00:43:50,233 --> 00:43:51,866 AND YOU JUST DON'T DO THAT 983 00:43:51,933 --> 00:43:53,533 IN THIS LEAGUE THESE DAYS. 984 00:43:53,600 --> 00:43:55,866 UNLESS, AS IT'S RUMORED ABOUT THE PYTHONS, 985 00:43:55,933 --> 00:43:58,900 THE TEAM IS BEING MASTERMINDED BY A WOMAN ASTROLOGER. 986 00:43:58,966 --> 00:44:00,766 WHOEVER IS CALLING THE SHOTS, 987 00:44:00,833 --> 00:44:02,500 THESE GUYS WERE HAVING FUN AT THAT INDIANA GAME 988 00:44:02,566 --> 00:44:04,433 WITH A 30-POINT LAUGHER FOR THE PYTHONS. 989 00:44:04,500 --> 00:44:06,866 AND ANOTHER STAT THAT'S PROVOKING SOME SMILES-- 990 00:44:06,933 --> 00:44:10,400 4 CONSECUTIVE 30-POINT GAMES FOR MOSES GUTHRIE. 991 00:44:10,466 --> 00:44:11,766 THE PYTHONS ARE BEGINNING 992 00:44:11,833 --> 00:44:13,600 TO AMAZE PEOPLE AROUND THIS LEAGUE 993 00:44:13,666 --> 00:44:15,333 WITH THEIR COLLECTION OF WEIRDOES, MISFITS, 994 00:44:15,400 --> 00:44:16,666 AND, UH, SOME OTHER GUYS. 995 00:44:16,733 --> 00:44:18,266 THE PYTHONS SURPRISED EVERYBODY, 996 00:44:18,333 --> 00:44:19,866 PROBABLY EVEN THEMSELVES, 997 00:44:19,933 --> 00:44:21,333 CERTAINLY WASHINGTON. THEY STUNNED THEM 998 00:44:21,400 --> 00:44:22,900 WITH SOME VERY SNAPPY SCORING. 999 00:44:22,966 --> 00:44:24,500 SOME STATISTICS? WELL, LISTEN TO THIS. 1000 00:44:24,566 --> 00:44:25,833 MOSES GUTHRIE-- 43 POINTS. 1001 00:44:25,900 --> 00:44:27,633 THAT'S MORE LIKE IT. 1002 00:44:27,700 --> 00:44:28,866 BEGINNING TO EARN YOUR MONEY, MR. GUTHRIE. 1003 00:44:28,933 --> 00:44:29,866 TYRONE, WHAT'S THE SCORE? 1004 00:44:29,933 --> 00:44:31,366 AND SOME NEWCOMERS 1005 00:44:31,433 --> 00:44:33,433 ADDED IN TO THE SCORING DISPLAY. 1006 00:44:33,500 --> 00:44:36,433 SET SHOT BUFFORD AND JAMAAL TRUTH WITH 20 APIECE. 1007 00:44:36,500 --> 00:44:38,533 NICE GOING GUYS. WELCOME TO TOWN. 1008 00:44:38,600 --> 00:44:40,400 THE SCORE, THE SCORE, COME ON. 1009 00:44:40,466 --> 00:44:42,400 OH. UH, 1010 00:44:42,466 --> 00:44:45,333 THE FINAL SCORE IN THAT GAME, INCIDENTALLY, 1011 00:44:45,400 --> 00:44:48,400 IS, UH, PYTHONS 122, WASHINGTON 118. 1012 00:44:48,466 --> 00:44:50,133 GET DOWN, PYTHONS! GET DOWN, PYTHONS! 1013 00:44:50,200 --> 00:44:51,266 MY TEAM. PYTHONS. 1014 00:44:51,333 --> 00:44:52,666 GET DOWN, PYTHONS. GET DOWN. 1015 00:44:52,733 --> 00:44:54,366 LET'S CHECK THOSE OTHER SCORES NOW. 1016 00:44:54,433 --> 00:44:55,766 WELL, THERE ARE NO OTHER SCORES. 1017 00:44:55,833 --> 00:44:57,700 THAT WAS THE ONLY ACTION TONIGHT. 1018 00:44:57,766 --> 00:44:58,866 HEY, WINTER BASEBALL GETTING UNDERWAY WITH THOSE MEETINGS, 1019 00:44:58,933 --> 00:45:00,933 AND LET'S TAKE A LOOK. 1020 00:45:01,000 --> 00:45:06,466 ♪ MAKE A WISH FOR ONE, MY DEAR ♪ 1021 00:45:06,533 --> 00:45:08,433 HEY, MAN. 1022 00:45:08,500 --> 00:45:09,900 THAT'S ALL RIGHT. WHOO! 1023 00:45:11,366 --> 00:45:12,800 I WONDER WHAT'S NEXT. 1024 00:45:15,600 --> 00:45:18,100 OH, WOW. 1025 00:45:18,166 --> 00:45:20,533 I GOT TO QUIT SMOKING THIS SHIT. 1026 00:45:20,600 --> 00:45:22,866 HA HA HA! 1027 00:45:22,933 --> 00:45:25,366 HEY, YOU GUYS LOOKING FOR YOUR UNIFORMS? 1028 00:45:25,433 --> 00:45:26,666 YEAH. YEAH. 1029 00:45:26,733 --> 00:45:28,533 YEAH, LITTLE BROTHER. WHAT'S THE DEAL? 1030 00:45:28,600 --> 00:45:30,133 LISTEN UP, EVERYBODY, O.K.? 1031 00:45:30,200 --> 00:45:32,266 WELL, I GOT A SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT. 1032 00:45:32,333 --> 00:45:34,433 [PEOPLE SHOUTING] 1033 00:45:40,300 --> 00:45:42,433 PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE. 1034 00:45:42,500 --> 00:45:45,100 PLEASE. JAMMING THAT THING IN MY FACE. 1035 00:45:45,166 --> 00:45:46,433 THIS IS A FUN NIGHT. 1036 00:45:46,500 --> 00:45:48,266 NOW, PLEASE, ALL THE TEAM, 1037 00:45:48,333 --> 00:45:49,666 WOULD YOU GATHER 'ROUND? 1038 00:45:49,733 --> 00:45:52,433 THIS IS A JOYOUS OCCASION FOR ALL OF US. 1039 00:45:52,500 --> 00:45:53,766 CERTAINLY ME. 1040 00:45:53,833 --> 00:45:55,833 YOU KNOW, I'M JUST SO EXCITED TONIGHT. 1041 00:45:55,900 --> 00:45:57,633 I REALLY AM. 1042 00:45:57,700 --> 00:45:59,533 YOU GUYS HAVE BEEN PLAYING OUTSTANDING BASKETBALL. 1043 00:45:59,600 --> 00:46:00,900 MARVELOUS, MARVELOUS. 1044 00:46:00,966 --> 00:46:03,633 AND THE FANS ARE JUST ECSTATIC ABOUT YOU. 1045 00:46:03,700 --> 00:46:05,500 I GOT A COUPLE OF SURPRISES. 1046 00:46:05,566 --> 00:46:07,233 UH, TYRONE, WILL YOU-- 1047 00:46:07,300 --> 00:46:08,366 HMM? YEAH. 1048 00:46:08,433 --> 00:46:10,200 GET ONE OF THOSE PINK BOXES. 1049 00:46:10,266 --> 00:46:11,533 ONE OF MY SURPRISES IS 1050 00:46:11,600 --> 00:46:14,600 THAT WE'RE CHANGING THE NAME OF THE TEAM 1051 00:46:14,666 --> 00:46:17,233 FROM THE PITTSBURGH PYTHONS TO THE PITTSBURGH PISCES. 1052 00:46:17,300 --> 00:46:19,566 [MURMURING] 1053 00:46:26,266 --> 00:46:28,866 TYRONE, PLEASE. BRING THAT IN, IF YOU WILL. 1054 00:46:28,933 --> 00:46:31,533 'CAUSE THIS IS-- THIS IS SOMETHING ELSE. 1055 00:46:31,600 --> 00:46:32,766 HA HA HA. 1056 00:46:32,833 --> 00:46:34,200 OH, BLESS YOU. 1057 00:46:34,266 --> 00:46:35,833 HERE, YOU TAKE THE TOP. O.K. 1058 00:46:35,900 --> 00:46:39,800 UH, MOSES, WOULD YOU COME HERE A MOMENT, PLEASE? 1059 00:46:39,866 --> 00:46:41,566 HERE'S YOUR NEW UNIFORM. 1060 00:46:41,633 --> 00:46:44,133 HMM? HUH? 1061 00:46:44,200 --> 00:46:45,666 [MOSES] IT'S BEAUTIFUL. 1062 00:46:45,733 --> 00:46:47,633 HEY, THE PISCES. 1063 00:46:47,700 --> 00:46:49,566 [CLAPS] 1064 00:46:51,300 --> 00:46:53,333 IT'S AN AWFULLY TROUBLE JAM. 1065 00:46:53,400 --> 00:46:54,633 YEAH! 1066 00:46:59,966 --> 00:47:02,233 THE IDEA-- YOU KNOW, THE PISCES-- 1067 00:47:02,300 --> 00:47:05,233 IS THAT HE JUST GOES IN THERE AND DEVOURS... 1068 00:47:05,300 --> 00:47:06,700 EVERY OPPONENT THERE IS, 1069 00:47:06,766 --> 00:47:09,300 UNLESS, OF COURSE, YOU'RE...AN ARIES. 1070 00:47:09,366 --> 00:47:11,266 HA HA HA. 1071 00:47:11,333 --> 00:47:13,666 WELL, LISTEN, HOW ABOUT GETTING RIGHT OUT THERE 1072 00:47:13,733 --> 00:47:15,666 AND WINNING ONE FOR THE FISH TONIGHT? 1073 00:47:15,733 --> 00:47:18,633 LET'S DO THAT, GUYS. LET'S WIN. 1074 00:47:18,700 --> 00:47:19,900 COOL. 1075 00:47:19,966 --> 00:47:21,833 OUT OF SIGHT. 1076 00:47:21,900 --> 00:47:23,466 I'M HIP. WHATEVER. 1077 00:47:23,533 --> 00:47:26,800 ♪ DOO-DOO DOO-DOO 1078 00:47:26,866 --> 00:47:28,833 ♪ A LIFE WITH TWO... 1079 00:47:28,900 --> 00:47:30,733 BALLOONS FOR EVERYBODY. 1080 00:47:30,800 --> 00:47:33,633 HUH? DON'T COST YOU A PENNY. 1081 00:47:39,600 --> 00:47:40,900 HEY, YOU GUYS. 1082 00:47:40,966 --> 00:47:43,566 I GOT SOMEONE I WANT YOU ALL TO MEET. 1083 00:47:43,633 --> 00:47:44,866 THIS IS MISS MONA MONDIEU, 1084 00:47:44,933 --> 00:47:46,166 OUR TEAM ASTROLOGER. 1085 00:47:46,233 --> 00:47:47,200 OOH. 1086 00:47:47,266 --> 00:47:48,333 FOXY LADY. 1087 00:47:48,400 --> 00:47:49,566 HOW YOU DOING, SUGAR? 1088 00:47:49,633 --> 00:47:51,733 YOU MUST BE MR. TRUTH. 1089 00:47:51,800 --> 00:47:53,400 WHAT SHE DOING IN HERE? 1090 00:47:53,466 --> 00:47:54,700 HOW DO YOU DO? 1091 00:47:54,766 --> 00:47:57,166 WHAT AN EXCITING PLAYER YOU COULD BE. 1092 00:47:57,233 --> 00:48:01,200 IT'S TOO BAD ABOUT THAT CANCER IN YOUR THIRD HOUSE. 1093 00:48:01,266 --> 00:48:02,466 HOW'D SHE KNOW THAT? 1094 00:48:02,533 --> 00:48:04,100 DON'T WORRY. PEOPLE CHANGE. 1095 00:48:04,166 --> 00:48:06,466 BROCK, WHAT IS THIS? 1096 00:48:06,533 --> 00:48:08,100 NO, NO, NO, NO. 1097 00:48:08,166 --> 00:48:10,566 NO DAMES IN THE LOCKER ROOM. 1098 00:48:10,633 --> 00:48:12,300 HARRY, SHE'S NO DAME. 1099 00:48:12,366 --> 00:48:14,466 SHE'S A LADY HERE TO TEACH US. 1100 00:48:14,533 --> 00:48:15,900 TEACH US? 1101 00:48:15,966 --> 00:48:17,566 COME ON, BROCK. THIS MYSTIC STUFF 1102 00:48:17,633 --> 00:48:19,266 HAS GONE FAR ENOUGH. 1103 00:48:19,333 --> 00:48:21,233 HARRY, LOOK, WE CAN'T LET OURSELVES 1104 00:48:21,300 --> 00:48:23,166 GET UPSET BY THE UNEXPECTED, RIGHT? 1105 00:48:23,233 --> 00:48:25,300 WE HAVE TO LEARN HOW TO RELATE TO THE PLAYERS. 1106 00:48:25,366 --> 00:48:26,700 KEY WORD IS "RELATE." 1107 00:48:26,766 --> 00:48:28,533 WHOA! 1108 00:48:28,600 --> 00:48:29,800 SHE'S TOUCHING THE BOARD. 1109 00:48:29,866 --> 00:48:31,366 HEY, DON'T TOUCH THE BOARD. 1110 00:48:31,433 --> 00:48:34,600 DON'T TOUCH THE MAN'S BOARD. 1111 00:48:34,666 --> 00:48:37,366 BROCK DON'T LIKE THAT. 1112 00:48:39,366 --> 00:48:40,466 TYRONE. 1113 00:48:40,533 --> 00:48:42,333 UH, MR. BROCKINGTON, 1114 00:48:42,400 --> 00:48:43,733 WOULD YOU HAVE ANY OBJECTION 1115 00:48:43,800 --> 00:48:45,900 IF I BRIEFED THE TEAM BEFORE TONIGHT'S GAME? 1116 00:48:45,966 --> 00:48:46,666 SURELY NOT. 1117 00:48:46,733 --> 00:48:48,766 ALL RIGHT, NOW, ITEM 1-- 1118 00:48:48,833 --> 00:48:49,866 WHAT DO YOU CALL IT 1119 00:48:49,933 --> 00:48:52,166 WHEN YOU'RE ALL OUT THERE RUNNING AROUND, 1120 00:48:52,233 --> 00:48:54,133 AND TWO GUYS KEEP BUMPING INTO EACH OTHER? 1121 00:48:54,200 --> 00:48:57,600 [TYRONE] MATCH-UPS. 1122 00:48:57,666 --> 00:48:59,333 UH, MOSES. 1123 00:48:59,400 --> 00:49:00,600 YEAH. 1124 00:49:00,666 --> 00:49:02,500 MOSES, WHO IS YOUR MATCH-UP TONIGHT? 1125 00:49:02,566 --> 00:49:03,800 THIS GUY NAMED HAYWOOD. 1126 00:49:03,866 --> 00:49:04,866 OH, HAYWOOD. 1127 00:49:04,933 --> 00:49:07,500 TAURUS WITH A STRONG CAPRICORN INFLUENCE. 1128 00:49:07,566 --> 00:49:08,800 AS THE EVENING PROGRESSES, 1129 00:49:08,866 --> 00:49:10,533 THE BULL'S ENERGIES WILL DISSIPATE. 1130 00:49:10,600 --> 00:49:11,466 HE WILL GROW WEAKER. 1131 00:49:11,533 --> 00:49:12,633 WHAT MONA MEANS 1132 00:49:12,700 --> 00:49:14,900 IS THAT YOU JUST SHOW HIM PLENTY OF SLACK, 1133 00:49:14,966 --> 00:49:16,333 JUST FOR THE FIRST HALF. 1134 00:49:16,400 --> 00:49:18,833 THEN SERVE HIM UP IN THE SECOND HALF. 1135 00:49:18,900 --> 00:49:20,066 ABSOLUTELY. 1136 00:49:20,133 --> 00:49:22,766 WHAT'S THIS ABOUT... STARS IN CON-- 1137 00:49:22,833 --> 00:49:24,133 CONJUNCTION, BENNY. 1138 00:49:24,200 --> 00:49:25,433 HOW'D SHE KNOW THAT? 1139 00:49:25,500 --> 00:49:27,066 YOU KNEW I WAS BENNY? 1140 00:49:27,133 --> 00:49:28,366 WELL, YOU'RE TWO MINUTES OLDER. 1141 00:49:28,433 --> 00:49:29,800 IT'S EASY TO SPOT 1142 00:49:29,866 --> 00:49:31,133 THE DIFFERENCE IN YOUR RISING SIGNS. 1143 00:49:31,200 --> 00:49:33,200 WOW. THAT'S THE FIRST TIME. 1144 00:49:33,266 --> 00:49:35,866 HEY, BUT, WAIT. WHAT DOES THIS JIVE 1145 00:49:35,933 --> 00:49:37,900 HAVE TO DO WITH PLAYING BASKETBALL? 1146 00:49:37,966 --> 00:49:39,000 WELL, YOU SEE, 1147 00:49:39,066 --> 00:49:40,433 WHAT MONA MEANS IS THAT, 1148 00:49:40,500 --> 00:49:43,033 HEY, WHEN YOU TWO GUYS ARE OUT ON THE COURT... 1149 00:49:43,100 --> 00:49:44,666 YOU BECOME ONE GREAT PLAYER. 1150 00:49:44,733 --> 00:49:45,966 INSTEAD OF TWO ORDINARY ONES. 1151 00:49:46,033 --> 00:49:47,666 OOH. 1152 00:49:47,733 --> 00:49:49,666 [LAUGHING] 1153 00:49:52,033 --> 00:49:53,666 BULLET, YOU DON'T TALK, 1154 00:49:53,733 --> 00:49:55,833 BUT YOU'VE GOT A LOT TO SAY. 1155 00:49:55,900 --> 00:49:58,633 YOUR CHART SHOWS THAT THERE IS NO BLOCKAGE 1156 00:49:58,700 --> 00:50:00,100 ON THE COURT TONIGHT. 1157 00:50:06,833 --> 00:50:08,733 GREAT. JUST SAVE SOME OF THAT MAGIC 1158 00:50:08,800 --> 00:50:11,066 FOR THE GAME. 1159 00:50:11,133 --> 00:50:14,000 NOW, JACKHAMMER AND RUNNING HAWK... 1160 00:50:14,066 --> 00:50:15,433 BOTH YOUR CHARTS INDICATE, 1161 00:50:15,500 --> 00:50:17,333 OR RATHER JUPITER AND MERCURY DO, 1162 00:50:17,400 --> 00:50:19,966 THAT YOUR STRONG SUIT TONIGHT IS DEFENSE. 1163 00:50:20,033 --> 00:50:23,766 SAY NO MORE. JUST SHOW US TO THE FLOOR. 1164 00:50:23,833 --> 00:50:24,933 THAT'S RIGHT. 1165 00:50:27,466 --> 00:50:31,166 WELL...GENTLEMEN, FOR THE PAST FEW MONTHS, 1166 00:50:31,233 --> 00:50:33,166 JUPITER HAS BEEN IN A FIXED POSITION 1167 00:50:33,233 --> 00:50:34,766 AND YOU'VE ALL BEEN VERY LUCKY. 1168 00:50:34,833 --> 00:50:36,300 [GRUMBLING] 1169 00:50:36,366 --> 00:50:37,966 A LITTLE LUCK, A LOTTA SPIRIT. 1170 00:50:38,033 --> 00:50:39,166 LUCK AIN'T NOTHING BUT-- 1171 00:50:39,233 --> 00:50:40,833 BUT AS OF THIS EVENING, 1172 00:50:40,900 --> 00:50:42,666 SPECIFICALLY, AT 7:45 P.M., 1173 00:50:42,733 --> 00:50:44,433 MERCURY GOES INTO RETROGRADE 1174 00:50:44,500 --> 00:50:47,300 AND THINGS WON'T BE ALL THAT EASY. 1175 00:50:47,366 --> 00:50:50,300 WHAT? ARE YOU KIDDING? 1176 00:50:50,366 --> 00:50:51,933 AT WHAT TIME? 1177 00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:53,000 SPARE ME. 1178 00:50:53,066 --> 00:50:54,166 BUT REMEMBER THIS... 1179 00:50:54,233 --> 00:50:55,766 THERE ARE POSITIVE ASPECTS... 1180 00:50:55,833 --> 00:50:58,233 AND WHEN YOU ARE WITH MONA... 1181 00:50:58,300 --> 00:51:01,133 THE STARS ARE WITH YOU. 1182 00:51:01,200 --> 00:51:02,400 SO TRUST ME. 1183 00:51:02,466 --> 00:51:04,433 WITH A BRAND NEW UNIFORM... 1184 00:51:04,500 --> 00:51:06,333 WITH A BRAND NEW NAME... 1185 00:51:06,400 --> 00:51:09,066 THE PITTSBURGH PISCES HIT THE FLOOR AT PITTSBURGH ARENA. 1186 00:51:09,133 --> 00:51:11,066 HI, EVERYBODY. I'M CHICK HEARN. 1187 00:51:11,133 --> 00:51:12,966 A NEAR-CAPACITY CROWD HERE TONIGHT 1188 00:51:13,033 --> 00:51:15,866 TO SEE PITTSBURGH LOOK FOR ITS 13th WIN IN A ROW. 1189 00:51:15,933 --> 00:51:17,333 TONIGHT'S OPPONENT... 1190 00:51:17,400 --> 00:51:18,966 A TOUGHIE, COMING IN FROM NEW YORK CITY. 1191 00:51:19,033 --> 00:51:20,766 AND OF COURSE, THE PISCES, 1192 00:51:20,833 --> 00:51:24,166 WITH THE ONLY OFFICIAL ASTROLOGER IN THE LEAGUE... 1193 00:51:24,233 --> 00:51:26,233 MISS MONA MONDIEU. 1194 00:51:41,966 --> 00:51:43,100 TIME OUT! TIME OUT! 1195 00:51:43,166 --> 00:51:44,300 TIME OUT! 1196 00:51:44,366 --> 00:51:46,866 LET ME CHECK THESE UNIFORMS OUT. 1197 00:51:46,933 --> 00:51:48,866 NICE, MAN. VERY NICE. 1198 00:51:48,933 --> 00:51:51,700 VERY GOOD. VERY TOGETHER. 1199 00:51:51,766 --> 00:51:52,866 ALL RIGHT. SHOW'S OVER. 1200 00:51:52,933 --> 00:51:54,033 LET'S GET THIS GAME GOING. 1201 00:51:54,100 --> 00:51:56,766 SAY, MAN... WHAT'S YOUR SIGN? 1202 00:51:56,833 --> 00:51:57,933 UH... 1203 00:51:59,733 --> 00:52:02,700 ♪ MYSTIC LADY OF THE ZODIAC ♪ 1204 00:52:02,766 --> 00:52:05,400 ♪ COME AND SET US ON THE WINNING TRACK ♪ 1205 00:52:05,466 --> 00:52:08,733 ♪ MONA 1206 00:52:13,000 --> 00:52:16,100 ♪ YOU'RE A NEVER-ENDING MIRACLE ♪ 1207 00:52:16,166 --> 00:52:18,366 ♪ PISCES GOTTA HAVE A MIRACLE ♪ 1208 00:52:18,433 --> 00:52:21,733 ♪ MONA 1209 00:52:21,800 --> 00:52:24,000 ♪ YOU'RE THE QUEEN OF THE STARS ♪ 1210 00:52:24,066 --> 00:52:28,833 ♪ IT'S MAGIC YOU ARE 1211 00:52:28,900 --> 00:52:34,933 ♪ MAGIC, MAGIC MONA 1212 00:52:35,000 --> 00:52:40,866 ♪ MAGIC, MAGIC MONA 1213 00:52:40,933 --> 00:52:46,266 ♪ MAGIC, MAGIC MONA 1214 00:52:46,333 --> 00:52:48,866 ♪ IT'S GOTTA BE MAGIC 1215 00:52:48,933 --> 00:52:52,066 ♪ OHH... 1216 00:52:52,133 --> 00:52:53,200 PUT IT UP! 1217 00:52:53,266 --> 00:52:55,333 SHOOT! 1218 00:52:55,400 --> 00:52:58,200 ♪ TELL US, ARE THE STARS CONJUNCTIONING? ♪ 1219 00:52:58,266 --> 00:53:00,266 ♪ MONA 1220 00:53:00,333 --> 00:53:03,266 THAT'S YOUR WEAKNESS. THE STARS DON'T LIE. 1221 00:53:03,333 --> 00:53:06,100 I DO, BUT THEY DON'T. 1222 00:53:16,266 --> 00:53:18,400 LET'S TRY THE REVEREND IN A GAME OF THREE. 1223 00:53:18,466 --> 00:53:20,033 THREE! 1224 00:53:22,900 --> 00:53:25,100 YEAH! ALL RIGHT-- 1225 00:53:28,466 --> 00:53:30,800 YOU KNOW THE TERM "RETROGRADE ASTROLOGY"? 1226 00:53:30,866 --> 00:53:32,233 YEAH. YEAH. 1227 00:53:32,300 --> 00:53:33,333 SOMETHING ABOUT BACKWARD MOTION OF THE PLANETS. 1228 00:53:33,400 --> 00:53:34,866 YEAH. WELL, 1229 00:53:34,933 --> 00:53:36,333 THIS IS WHAT I CALL RETROGRADE BASKETBALL. 1230 00:53:38,366 --> 00:53:41,133 MOVE THE BALL! FIND THE OPEN MAN! 1231 00:53:41,200 --> 00:53:44,300 SHOOT IT! SHOOT THE FOUL! 1232 00:53:44,366 --> 00:53:45,966 YEAH, SHOOT THAT BALL! 1233 00:53:46,033 --> 00:53:47,666 WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? 1234 00:53:47,733 --> 00:53:49,766 SHOOT! SHOOT THE THING! 1235 00:53:49,833 --> 00:53:52,733 BACK OFF MY TEAM! BACK OFF! 1236 00:53:54,166 --> 00:53:58,366 ♪ MONA 1237 00:53:58,433 --> 00:54:03,133 ♪ MAGIC, MAGIC MONA 1238 00:54:03,200 --> 00:54:05,733 ♪ IT'S GOTTA BE MAGIC 1239 00:54:05,800 --> 00:54:09,166 ♪ OHH... 1240 00:54:09,233 --> 00:54:11,000 [WHISTLE BLOWS] 1241 00:54:11,066 --> 00:54:13,066 FOUL ON YOU. 52 WHITE. BLOCK. 1242 00:54:13,133 --> 00:54:15,333 WHAT, ARE YOU NUTS? 1243 00:54:15,400 --> 00:54:16,866 WAIT! WAIT A MINUTE, COACH! 1244 00:54:16,933 --> 00:54:18,033 REF, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 1245 00:54:18,100 --> 00:54:19,833 THAT'S OFFENSIVE CHARGING! 1246 00:54:19,900 --> 00:54:21,166 REF! WE HAD POSITION! 1247 00:54:21,233 --> 00:54:23,033 THE MAN RAN RIGHT OVER HIM! 1248 00:54:23,100 --> 00:54:24,900 NEXT TIME, BRING A TIN CUP, WILL YA? 1249 00:54:24,966 --> 00:54:26,233 ONE MORE WORD OUT OF YOU, 1250 00:54:26,300 --> 00:54:27,866 AND IT'S GOING TO COST YOU A TECHNICAL. 1251 00:54:27,933 --> 00:54:29,133 WHAT? 1252 00:54:29,200 --> 00:54:30,700 [WHISTLE] TECHNICAL FOUL. 1253 00:54:30,766 --> 00:54:32,033 [BOOING] 1254 00:54:32,100 --> 00:54:34,733 COACH, WHY DON'T YOU BE COOL, MAN? 1255 00:54:34,800 --> 00:54:36,933 DO YOU THINK THE TEAM CAN SPARE YOU 1256 00:54:37,000 --> 00:54:38,633 FOR A LITTLE BIT? I THINK WE'RE IN NEED 1257 00:54:38,700 --> 00:54:41,333 OF A LITTLE VISUAL AID DEMONSTRATION. 1258 00:54:42,866 --> 00:54:44,200 THE PISCES HAVE PLAYED 1259 00:54:44,266 --> 00:54:46,066 THEIR POOREST HALF OF BASKETBALL 1260 00:54:46,133 --> 00:54:49,800 SINCE BROCKINGTON TOOK OVER AS THE HEAD MAN. 1261 00:54:49,866 --> 00:54:52,000 AS WE NEAR THE END OF THE FIRST HALF, 1262 00:54:52,066 --> 00:54:54,833 15 POINTS BEHIND... 1263 00:54:59,033 --> 00:55:01,866 THANKS, KID. 1264 00:55:01,933 --> 00:55:04,000 GENTLEMEN...OBSERVE. 1265 00:55:04,066 --> 00:55:05,800 HOLD IT! HOLD IT! 1266 00:55:05,866 --> 00:55:07,000 NOW LOOK, MISS MONDIEU. 1267 00:55:07,066 --> 00:55:08,966 THE--THE CHART AND SQUIGGLE STUFF 1268 00:55:09,033 --> 00:55:10,300 IS ONE THING. THIS IS NO TIME 1269 00:55:10,366 --> 00:55:11,633 TO BE WATCHING TELEVISION! 1270 00:55:11,700 --> 00:55:12,966 LET'S GET ONE THING STRAIGHT! 1271 00:55:13,033 --> 00:55:15,033 I AM THE COACH OF THIS TEAM. 1272 00:55:15,100 --> 00:55:16,933 STOP RACING YOUR MOTOR. 1273 00:55:17,000 --> 00:55:18,300 NOW PARK IT AND PAY ATTENTION. 1274 00:55:18,366 --> 00:55:19,800 FOR OPENERS, THERE'S A FREEBIE OUT THERE 1275 00:55:19,866 --> 00:55:21,400 COMPLIMENTS OF YOU. 1276 00:55:21,466 --> 00:55:23,066 THIS IS THE WORST-CALLED GAME I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE! 1277 00:55:23,133 --> 00:55:25,033 YOU CANNOT LET THE REFS GET AWAY WITH THAT STUFF! 1278 00:55:25,100 --> 00:55:26,400 CAN YOU? 1279 00:55:26,466 --> 00:55:29,266 TO BE FORETOLD IS TO BE FOREWARNED. 1280 00:55:31,033 --> 00:55:32,200 [SIGHS] 1281 00:55:32,266 --> 00:55:34,900 ROLL 'EM. 1282 00:55:34,966 --> 00:55:36,300 TWINS... 1283 00:55:46,833 --> 00:55:48,233 WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU TWO? 1284 00:55:48,300 --> 00:55:50,133 IN ONE EAR AND OUT THE OTHER THREE? 1285 00:55:50,200 --> 00:55:51,900 CONJUNCTION, REMEMBER? 1286 00:55:51,966 --> 00:55:53,633 WORKING TOGETHER... ONE GREAT PLAYER. 1287 00:55:53,700 --> 00:55:56,100 SEPARATE...TWO AMATEURS. 1288 00:56:04,366 --> 00:56:07,366 MOSES. NOW, SEE HOW YOU STARTED TO DOMINATE 1289 00:56:07,433 --> 00:56:08,733 LATE IN THE HALF? 1290 00:56:08,800 --> 00:56:10,033 HAYWOOD'S FADING. 1291 00:56:10,100 --> 00:56:11,233 CHALLENGE HIM HARD, 1292 00:56:11,300 --> 00:56:12,266 AND THE SECOND HALF'S ALL YOURS. 1293 00:56:20,800 --> 00:56:23,133 ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. YEAH 1294 00:56:25,133 --> 00:56:27,066 HEY, NOW! TAKE IT OUT! TAKE IT OUT! 1295 00:56:27,133 --> 00:56:29,166 GIVE IT HERE! ALL RIGHT! YEAH! 1296 00:56:31,700 --> 00:56:33,033 REVEREND JACKSON... 1297 00:56:33,100 --> 00:56:36,200 I'M WITH YOU, MONDIEU. KEEP IT OFF THE FLOOR. 1298 00:56:36,266 --> 00:56:38,900 ALL RIGHT... YOU GOT ALL THE ANSWERS. 1299 00:56:38,966 --> 00:56:40,233 HAVE YOU FIGURED OUT HOW WE'RE SUPPOSED 1300 00:56:40,300 --> 00:56:43,300 TO MAKE UP 15 POINTS IN THE SECOND HALF? 1301 00:56:46,133 --> 00:56:48,800 FOULS... 1302 00:56:48,866 --> 00:56:51,166 FREE THROWS... 1303 00:57:07,866 --> 00:57:09,100 [WHISTLES BLOW] 1304 00:57:28,133 --> 00:57:29,300 HEY! 1305 00:57:35,233 --> 00:57:38,000 [WHISTLE BLOWS] 1306 00:57:42,333 --> 00:57:44,100 I'M ALL RIGHT! ALL RIGHT! 1307 00:57:45,433 --> 00:57:47,700 IT'S ALL RIGHT. I'M MAKING IT. 1308 00:57:54,100 --> 00:57:55,900 [WHISTLE BLOWS] 1309 00:57:58,300 --> 00:58:00,466 [WHISTLE BLOWS] 1310 00:58:19,100 --> 00:58:20,966 OH, MAN! 1311 00:58:31,266 --> 00:58:34,966 SOME PEOPLE GOT HEIGHT. YOU GOT HEART, TROOPER. 1312 00:58:35,033 --> 00:58:35,966 GET UP? 1313 00:58:36,033 --> 00:58:38,300 YEAH. YEAH, UP. 1314 00:59:05,066 --> 00:59:08,966 ALL RIGHT! ALL RIGHT! ALL RIGHT! HARRY! 1315 00:59:09,033 --> 00:59:11,966 HOW YOU FEELING? 1316 00:59:12,033 --> 00:59:13,400 I'M SEEING DOUBLE. 1317 01:00:03,100 --> 01:00:04,866 [CROWD] OHH! 1318 01:00:04,933 --> 01:00:07,100 I'M FINE. LET ME BACK IN. 1319 01:00:11,933 --> 01:00:14,033 SET SHOT GETS BACK INTO THE BALL GAME. 1320 01:00:14,100 --> 01:00:15,900 NEW YORK'S GOT THE BALL. 1321 01:00:15,966 --> 01:00:17,800 THEY BRING IN IT TO THOMPSON AND GIVE IT BACK TO BEARD. 1322 01:00:17,866 --> 01:00:19,966 THE PRESSURE OF THE BALLGAME RIGHT DOWN ON THE LINE NOW. 1323 01:00:20,033 --> 01:00:21,666 [SET SHOT] I'M READY. 1324 01:00:21,733 --> 01:00:23,833 [WHISTLE BLOWS] 1325 01:00:30,800 --> 01:00:31,900 CHARGE! 1326 01:00:34,366 --> 01:00:36,233 TELL THAT TO ME, MAN! 1327 01:00:36,300 --> 01:00:39,100 THE GAME HAS ONE SECOND LEFT TO PLAY ON THE CLOCK. 1328 01:00:39,166 --> 01:00:42,066 IT'LL BE A PAIR OF FREE THROWS, IF HE CAN DO IT. 1329 01:00:42,133 --> 01:00:44,066 HOW DOES THAT SET SHOT DO IT? 1330 01:00:50,266 --> 01:00:52,233 [CROWD CHANTING] SET SHOT! SET SHOT! 1331 01:00:56,800 --> 01:00:58,300 TWO SHOTS! TWO SHOTS! 1332 01:00:58,366 --> 01:00:59,633 TWO! 1333 01:01:03,100 --> 01:01:04,866 NO PROBLEM. 1334 01:01:06,300 --> 01:01:07,800 COME ON, SET SHOT. 1335 01:01:19,500 --> 01:01:21,100 YEAH! ALL RIGHT! 1336 01:01:21,166 --> 01:01:22,766 ONE MORE, SET SHOT. 1337 01:01:22,833 --> 01:01:23,766 ONE MORE. 1338 01:01:23,833 --> 01:01:25,166 ALL RIGHT? 1339 01:01:25,233 --> 01:01:27,100 O.K., O.K. 1340 01:01:49,766 --> 01:01:51,033 [WHISTLE BLOWS] 1341 01:02:13,500 --> 01:02:15,533 ♪ WHEN YOU TOUCH ME 1342 01:02:15,600 --> 01:02:20,100 ♪ I FEEL SO ALIVE... 1343 01:02:22,233 --> 01:02:23,233 CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH? 1344 01:02:23,300 --> 01:02:24,166 I'LL SETTLE FOR A KISS. 1345 01:02:24,233 --> 01:02:25,300 ME, TOO! 1346 01:02:25,366 --> 01:02:26,400 WHAT'S YOUR NAME? 1347 01:02:26,466 --> 01:02:29,766 TREDESSA. T-R-E-D-E-S-S-A. 1348 01:02:29,833 --> 01:02:32,800 ♪ MUST BE LOVE 1349 01:02:32,866 --> 01:02:34,366 EXCUSE ME. 1350 01:02:34,433 --> 01:02:36,333 HEY, LISTEN. I'M SORRY, GIRLS, 1351 01:02:36,400 --> 01:02:38,066 BUT YOU WOULDN'T WANT TO WEAR OUT 1352 01:02:38,133 --> 01:02:39,200 THE MAN'S SHOOTING ARM. 1353 01:02:41,233 --> 01:02:43,833 MR. GUTHRIE, WE HAVE TO TALK. 1354 01:02:43,900 --> 01:02:46,200 IT'S VERY IMPORTANT. 1355 01:02:46,266 --> 01:02:49,466 O.K. I WAS JUST GOING TO GIVE TYRONE A RIDE HOME. WE COULD-- 1356 01:02:49,533 --> 01:02:51,233 ALONE. 1357 01:02:51,300 --> 01:02:53,033 OH, THAT'S O.K. I'LL CATCH A RIDE WITH SET SHOT. 1358 01:02:53,100 --> 01:02:54,733 MOSES, THINK ABOUT YOUR CHART. 1359 01:02:54,800 --> 01:02:58,066 YOU KNOW, THE PART ABOUT THE OFF-COURT CONFRONTATION. 1360 01:02:58,133 --> 01:03:01,066 YEAH, O.K. I'LL SEE YOU GUYS LATER. 1361 01:03:03,233 --> 01:03:06,133 I'LL BE VERY HAPPY TO TAKE YOU HOME, TOBY-- 1362 01:03:06,200 --> 01:03:08,266 UM...MISS MILLMAN. 1363 01:03:08,333 --> 01:03:12,033 ♪ IT'S JUST GOOD TO ME 1364 01:03:12,100 --> 01:03:13,533 ♪ WHEN YOU TOUCH ME 1365 01:03:13,600 --> 01:03:17,766 ♪ I FEEL SO ALIVE 1366 01:03:17,833 --> 01:03:23,033 ♪ IT'S THE MAGIC I SEE IN YOUR EYES ♪ 1367 01:03:23,100 --> 01:03:26,033 ♪ IS IT LOVE? 1368 01:03:26,100 --> 01:03:29,033 ♪ IT IS LOVE? 1369 01:03:29,100 --> 01:03:31,933 ♪ MUST BE LOVE 1370 01:03:32,000 --> 01:03:34,833 ♪ MUST BE LOVE 1371 01:03:34,900 --> 01:03:37,733 ♪ IS IT LOVE? 1372 01:03:37,800 --> 01:03:39,233 YOU WANTED TO TALK? 1373 01:03:45,433 --> 01:03:47,500 MR. GUTHRIE... 1374 01:03:47,566 --> 01:03:49,166 YOU'VE GOT MY LITTLE BROTHER 1375 01:03:49,233 --> 01:03:51,166 BELIEVING THAT ALL HE'S GOT TO DO 1376 01:03:51,233 --> 01:03:53,900 IS GROW UP INTO A 7-FOOT FREAK, GET HIS CHART DONE, 1377 01:03:53,966 --> 01:03:55,100 AND ALL HIS TROUBLES ARE GONNA BE OVER 1378 01:03:55,166 --> 01:03:56,733 FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE. 1379 01:03:56,800 --> 01:03:58,200 HEY, NOW WAIT A MINUTE, LITTLE SISTER-- 1380 01:03:58,266 --> 01:04:00,833 I AM NOT YOUR LITTLE SISTER, O.K.? 1381 01:04:00,900 --> 01:04:02,166 TYRONE-- 1382 01:04:02,233 --> 01:04:04,966 NO! NO, YOU LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT TYRONE. 1383 01:04:05,033 --> 01:04:09,066 NOW, TYRONE IS NOT DOING A THING AT HOME, 1384 01:04:09,133 --> 01:04:10,366 HE'S NOT DOING HIS SCHOOLWORK ANYMORE, 1385 01:04:10,433 --> 01:04:12,366 HE'S GOT HIS HEAD UP IN THE CLOUDS, 1386 01:04:12,433 --> 01:04:14,200 AND IT'S BECAUSE OF YOU. 1387 01:04:14,266 --> 01:04:18,366 YES! TYRONE IS NOT GOING TO BE PAID A MILLION DOLLARS A YEAR 1388 01:04:18,433 --> 01:04:20,800 TO RUN AROUND IN HIS UNDERWEAR. 1389 01:04:20,866 --> 01:04:24,866 THE ONLY WAY HE IS GOING TO COLLEGE 1390 01:04:24,933 --> 01:04:27,500 IS ON A SCHOLARSHIP. 1391 01:04:27,566 --> 01:04:29,166 FOR GOOD GRADES. 1392 01:04:29,233 --> 01:04:31,300 AND HE'S NOT EVEN GOING TO GET THAT 1393 01:04:31,366 --> 01:04:34,166 IF HE'S PATTERNING HIMSELF AFTER SOME OVERGROWN ADOLESCENT 1394 01:04:34,233 --> 01:04:37,200 WHO CAN ONLY COUNT IN TWOs. 1395 01:04:40,133 --> 01:04:42,400 WHAT'S WRONG WITH TWOs? 1396 01:04:45,800 --> 01:04:48,200 YOU KNOW, I BELIEVE IN TWOs. 1397 01:04:52,900 --> 01:04:54,333 COME WITH ME. 1398 01:05:04,100 --> 01:05:05,933 ♪ RUNNIN' UP THE BACK COURT ♪ 1399 01:05:06,000 --> 01:05:10,200 ♪ NEVER MISS A BEAT, YEAH ♪ 1400 01:05:10,266 --> 01:05:11,866 ♪ LOOKIN' FOR THE QUICK SHOT ♪ 1401 01:05:11,933 --> 01:05:12,966 ♪ GOTTA BEAT THE HEAT ♪ 1402 01:05:13,033 --> 01:05:16,000 ♪ YEAH 1403 01:05:16,066 --> 01:05:18,000 ♪ SNAP FROM THE SIDE LINE ♪ 1404 01:05:18,066 --> 01:05:19,733 ♪ WORKIN' ON YOUR MIND ♪ 1405 01:05:19,800 --> 01:05:22,066 MM-HMM, THAT'S RIGHT, BUDDY. 1406 01:05:22,133 --> 01:05:23,900 ♪ SECONDS ON THE SHOT CLOCK ♪ 1407 01:05:23,966 --> 01:05:25,033 ♪ RUNNIN' OUT A TIME ♪ 1408 01:05:25,100 --> 01:05:26,233 ♪ YEAH 1409 01:05:26,300 --> 01:05:28,100 AND IT'S MESSIN' WITH YOUR MIND. 1410 01:05:28,166 --> 01:05:30,100 ♪ DO IT, DO IT ♪ 1411 01:05:33,400 --> 01:05:35,933 [MOSES] I HAD TO LEARN TO SQUEEZE THROUGH THAT HOLE, 1412 01:05:36,000 --> 01:05:37,833 AS YOU CALL IT, FOR MY FUTURE. 1413 01:05:37,900 --> 01:05:40,266 IT WAS SERIOUS BUSINESS, NOT PLAY. 1414 01:05:40,333 --> 01:05:42,033 ♪ DO IT, DO IT ♪ 1415 01:05:42,100 --> 01:05:46,033 I HAD TO LEARN TO WALK AND LEAN ON AIR. 1416 01:05:46,100 --> 01:05:47,866 I HAD TO LEARN TO LISTEN 1417 01:05:47,933 --> 01:05:49,500 TO THE RHYTHM INSIDE MY BODY. 1418 01:05:49,566 --> 01:05:51,533 I HAD TO LEARN TO PUSH MYSELF 1419 01:05:51,600 --> 01:05:54,833 TO SEE HOW FAR I COULD GO. 1420 01:05:54,900 --> 01:05:56,833 I HAD MY DREAMS THEN 1421 01:05:56,900 --> 01:06:00,966 JUST LIKE TYRONE HAS HIS. 1422 01:06:01,033 --> 01:06:04,100 ♪ YEAH 1423 01:06:04,166 --> 01:06:07,300 ♪ EVERYBODY'S ON ALMOST EVERY MOVE HE MAKES ♪ 1424 01:06:07,366 --> 01:06:10,100 ♪ PRAYIN' THAT YOU MAKE THAT ONE MISTAKE ♪ 1425 01:06:10,166 --> 01:06:11,433 ♪ YOU CAN MAKE IT HAPPEN ♪ 1426 01:06:11,500 --> 01:06:15,933 ♪ IF YOU JUST KEEP THE FAITH ♪ 1427 01:06:16,000 --> 01:06:17,433 ♪ YOU CAN MAKE IT HAPPEN ♪ 1428 01:06:17,500 --> 01:06:23,000 ♪ IF YOU JUST KEEP THE FAITH ♪ 1429 01:06:23,066 --> 01:06:25,833 ♪ YOU GOTTA RUN REALLY HARD ♪ 1430 01:06:25,900 --> 01:06:27,133 ♪ DO IT, DO IT ♪ 1431 01:06:27,200 --> 01:06:28,333 ♪'CAUSE NO ONE DOES IT BETTER ♪ 1432 01:06:28,400 --> 01:06:29,766 ♪ YA GOTTA STAY IN SHAPE ♪ 1433 01:06:29,833 --> 01:06:31,233 ♪ IF YOU WANNA KEEP YOUR JOB ♪ 1434 01:06:31,300 --> 01:06:32,900 ♪ DO IT, DO IT ♪ 1435 01:06:32,966 --> 01:06:35,133 ♪ 'CAUSE NO ONE DOES IT BETTER ♪ 1436 01:06:35,200 --> 01:06:37,100 ♪ YOU'RE JUST FLYIN' THROUGH THE AIR ♪ 1437 01:06:37,166 --> 01:06:38,866 ♪ DO IT, DO IT ♪ 1438 01:06:38,933 --> 01:06:41,433 ♪ 'CAUSE NO ONE DOES IT BETTER ♪ 1439 01:06:41,500 --> 01:06:43,100 ♪ YOU GOTTA GET A PASS, SWISH ♪ 1440 01:06:43,166 --> 01:06:44,866 ♪ DO IT, DO IT ♪ 1441 01:06:44,933 --> 01:06:49,033 ♪ 'CAUSE NO ONE DOES IT BETTER ♪ 1442 01:06:49,100 --> 01:06:51,033 ♪ DO IT, DO IT ♪ 1443 01:06:51,100 --> 01:06:55,766 ♪ NO ONE DOES IT BETTER ♪ 1444 01:07:10,400 --> 01:07:12,200 ♪ DO IT, DO IT ♪ 1445 01:07:16,333 --> 01:07:18,200 ♪ DO IT, DO IT ♪ 1446 01:07:22,366 --> 01:07:24,066 ♪ DO IT, DO IT ♪ 1447 01:07:28,300 --> 01:07:30,200 ♪ DO IT, DO IT ♪ 1448 01:07:34,400 --> 01:07:35,900 ♪ DO IT, DO IT 1449 01:07:35,966 --> 01:07:37,300 ♪ NO ONE DOES IT 1450 01:07:37,366 --> 01:07:38,900 ♪ NO ONE DOES IT 1451 01:07:38,966 --> 01:07:43,233 ♪ NO ONE DOES IT BETTER ♪ 1452 01:07:43,300 --> 01:07:45,500 ♪ MIGHTY, MIGHTY PISCES ♪ 1453 01:07:45,566 --> 01:07:47,166 ♪ OH, YEAH 1454 01:07:47,233 --> 01:07:49,400 ♪ GONNA BRING 'EM TO THEIR KNEES ♪ 1455 01:07:49,466 --> 01:07:51,133 ♪ OH, YEAH 1456 01:07:51,200 --> 01:07:53,266 ♪ MIGHTY, MIGHTY PISCES ♪ 1457 01:07:53,333 --> 01:07:54,933 ♪ OOH, OOH, OOH 1458 01:07:55,000 --> 01:07:56,800 ♪ NOW YOU'RE MAKIN' HISTORY ♪ 1459 01:07:56,866 --> 01:07:58,266 ♪ OH, YEAH 1460 01:07:58,333 --> 01:08:00,166 [MURRAY SPORTS] IF YOU'VE BEEN NOTICING 1461 01:08:00,233 --> 01:08:01,866 SOME GIDDY EXPRESSIONS ON THE FACES OF THE PEOPLE 1462 01:08:01,933 --> 01:08:03,833 NEXT TO YOU ON THE BUS THESE DAYS LATELY, 1463 01:08:03,900 --> 01:08:06,766 YOU GOT TO UNDERSTAND THAT'S IT'S PROBABLY FISH FEVER. 1464 01:08:06,833 --> 01:08:08,500 IT'S TAKEN THE TOWN BY STORM. 1465 01:08:08,566 --> 01:08:10,400 NO WONDER. 1466 01:08:10,466 --> 01:08:12,800 PITTSBURGH PISCES HAVE BECOME THE CINDERELLA TEAM 1467 01:08:12,866 --> 01:08:14,266 NOT ONLY OF BASKETBALL, 1468 01:08:14,333 --> 01:08:16,966 BUT PROBABLY OF ALL SPORTS FOR ALL TIME. 1469 01:08:17,033 --> 01:08:18,533 STARTING FROM LESS THAN GROUND ZERO 1470 01:08:18,600 --> 01:08:20,066 IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SEASON, 1471 01:08:20,133 --> 01:08:21,333 THEY MADE IT 2/3 OF THE WAY 1472 01:08:21,400 --> 01:08:23,000 THROUGH THE PLAYOFFS SO FAR, 1473 01:08:23,066 --> 01:08:25,133 AND THEY'VE TAKEN THE LAST SERIES 1474 01:08:25,200 --> 01:08:27,000 DOWN TO THE FINAL GAME. 1475 01:08:27,066 --> 01:08:30,133 JUST TO REVIEW THEIR EXCITING CINDERELLA FINISH-- 1476 01:08:30,200 --> 01:08:32,333 THEY BEAT CHICAGO 3 OUT OF 5 1477 01:08:32,400 --> 01:08:34,233 IN THE FIRST ROUND OF THE PLAYOFFS. 1478 01:08:34,300 --> 01:08:36,933 AND THAT INVOLVED WINNING TWO GAMES ON THE ROAD, 1479 01:08:37,000 --> 01:08:38,100 SOMETHING THE PISCES HAVE DONE 1480 01:08:38,166 --> 01:08:39,966 WITH STARTLING REGULARITY 1481 01:08:40,033 --> 01:08:42,066 SINCE THEIR AMAZING TURNAROUND IN MID-SEASON. 1482 01:08:42,133 --> 01:08:44,166 THEN THEY WENT DOWN TO THE NATION'S CAPITAL 1483 01:08:44,233 --> 01:08:45,900 AND STOLE THE PLAYOFF SERIES 1484 01:08:45,966 --> 01:08:47,900 FROM WASHINGTON, 4 OUT OF 7. 1485 01:08:47,966 --> 01:08:51,000 AND THEN THE FISH FEVER REALLY BEGAN TO SPREAD. 1486 01:08:51,066 --> 01:08:52,766 TALK ABOUT A CINDERELLA TEAM, 1487 01:08:52,833 --> 01:08:54,300 AT THIS POINT YOU CAN FORGIVE THE PISCES 1488 01:08:54,366 --> 01:08:56,100 IF THEY THINK THEY'RE WEARING GLASS SLIPPERS 1489 01:08:56,166 --> 01:08:57,500 INSTEAD OF TENNIS SHOES. 1490 01:08:57,566 --> 01:08:59,333 BUT NOW IT GETS EVEN MORE EXCITING. 1491 01:08:59,400 --> 01:09:01,300 THE COUNTDOWN TO THE FINAL GAME 1492 01:09:01,366 --> 01:09:03,100 OF THE FINAL ROUND OF THE PLAYOFFS AGAINST L.A. 1493 01:09:03,166 --> 01:09:05,200 PISCES HAVE TAKEN L.A. ALL THE WAY 1494 01:09:05,266 --> 01:09:07,933 IN A 3 AND 3 SERIES, SO FAR. 1495 01:09:08,000 --> 01:09:09,400 AND THEY'VE GOT THE GOOD FORTUNE 1496 01:09:09,466 --> 01:09:11,133 TO BE PLAYING THE FINAL GAME IN A SERIES 1497 01:09:11,200 --> 01:09:13,366 AT HOME TONIGHT HERE IN PITTSBURGH. 1498 01:09:13,433 --> 01:09:15,233 FOR THAT THERE'S A RECEPTION 1499 01:09:15,300 --> 01:09:17,266 BEING GIVEN FOR THEM BY THE MAYOR OF THE TOWN. 1500 01:09:17,333 --> 01:09:19,100 AND HE BETTER PRINT UP A LOT OF KEYS TO THE CITY, 1501 01:09:19,166 --> 01:09:21,833 THEY'RE GOING TO NEED EVERY BIT OF LUCK THEY CAN GET 1502 01:09:21,900 --> 01:09:23,233 AS THIS FINAL CHAPTER 1503 01:09:23,300 --> 01:09:26,533 OF A FAIRY TALE SEASON UNFOLDS. 1504 01:09:36,233 --> 01:09:38,533 WE CAN KIDNAP BROCKINGTON, SIR, OR-- 1505 01:09:38,600 --> 01:09:41,500 NO, NO, THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT THEY WANT US TO DO. 1506 01:09:41,566 --> 01:09:42,733 NO. GIVE ME ANOTHER IDEA, 1507 01:09:42,800 --> 01:09:43,800 COME ON. 1508 01:09:43,866 --> 01:09:45,166 THE ASTROLOGY WOMAN? 1509 01:09:45,233 --> 01:09:46,400 MONA MON-- 1510 01:09:46,466 --> 01:09:47,400 MONDIEU? 1511 01:09:47,466 --> 01:09:48,766 EXCELLENT, EXCELLENT. 1512 01:09:48,833 --> 01:09:49,966 REMEMBER, YOU SAID IT, I DIDN'T. 1513 01:09:50,033 --> 01:09:51,900 THIS IS YOUR JOB, YOU HANDLE IT. 1514 01:09:51,966 --> 01:09:53,266 ALL RIGHT, NOW, 1515 01:09:53,333 --> 01:09:56,000 I THINK I HAVE TO LOSE ABOUT 10 FAST POUNDS 1516 01:09:56,066 --> 01:09:58,333 AND, UH, YOU JOG ABOUT, OH, 1517 01:09:58,400 --> 01:10:01,533 SAY 10 TO 15 FEET AHEAD OF ME. 1518 01:10:01,600 --> 01:10:03,466 RIGHT? 1519 01:10:03,533 --> 01:10:05,066 HERE WE GO. 1520 01:10:05,133 --> 01:10:06,200 HEY. 1521 01:10:07,133 --> 01:10:08,233 GET GOING, GET GOING. 1522 01:10:08,300 --> 01:10:09,200 DON'T WORRY ABOUT THE PAPERS. 1523 01:10:09,266 --> 01:10:10,366 MOVE IT! 1524 01:10:10,433 --> 01:10:11,833 DON'T WANT TO KNOW ABOUT IT. 1525 01:10:11,900 --> 01:10:13,033 I DON'T WANT TO KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT IT, 1526 01:10:13,100 --> 01:10:14,266 YOU UNDERSTAND? 1527 01:10:14,333 --> 01:10:16,200 I WANT IT DONE BEFORE THE PLAYOFFS. 1528 01:10:16,266 --> 01:10:18,733 I KNOW JUST THE TWO MEN FOR THE JOB, SIR. 1529 01:10:18,800 --> 01:10:21,200 EXPERTS. 1530 01:10:22,200 --> 01:10:25,200 [CAR HORN] 1531 01:10:31,833 --> 01:10:33,800 [CHEERLEADERS] GET DOWN, GET DOWN, PISCES! 1532 01:10:33,866 --> 01:10:35,766 GET DOWN, GET DOWN, PISCES! 1533 01:10:35,833 --> 01:10:37,200 GET DOWN, GET DOWN, PISCES! 1534 01:10:37,266 --> 01:10:39,400 GET DOWN, GET DOWN, PISCES! 1535 01:10:39,466 --> 01:10:41,400 GET DOWN, GET DOWN, PISCES! 1536 01:10:41,466 --> 01:10:43,366 GET DOWN, GET DOWN, PISCES! 1537 01:10:43,433 --> 01:10:45,300 GET DOWN, GET DOWN, PISCES! 1538 01:10:45,366 --> 01:10:47,333 GET DOWN, GET DOWN, PISCES! 1539 01:10:47,400 --> 01:10:49,266 GET DOWN, GET DOWN, PISCES! 1540 01:10:49,333 --> 01:10:51,166 GET DOWN, GET DOWN, PISCES! 1541 01:10:51,233 --> 01:10:53,033 YAY! 1542 01:10:53,100 --> 01:10:55,966 THE MIGHTY PISCES HAVE EVENED THE SERIES 1543 01:10:56,033 --> 01:10:57,333 AT THREE GAMES APIECE. 1544 01:10:57,400 --> 01:10:59,966 BUT, FOLKS, THAT'S ALL HISTORY. 1545 01:11:00,033 --> 01:11:02,166 AND HERE WITH US TONIGHT TO DESCRIBE 1546 01:11:02,233 --> 01:11:04,033 THAT INDESCRIBABLE PHENOMENON 1547 01:11:04,100 --> 01:11:05,733 THAT IS KNOWN AS FISH FEVER 1548 01:11:05,800 --> 01:11:08,300 IS PITTSBURGH'S OWN MURRAY SPORTS. 1549 01:11:08,366 --> 01:11:09,866 LET'S GO TO MURRAY NOW 1550 01:11:09,933 --> 01:11:11,766 IN THE L.A. LOCKER ROOM DOWNSTAIRS. MURRAY? 1551 01:11:11,833 --> 01:11:13,900 MARV, THEY TALK ABOUT FISH FEVER HERE IN THE ARENA, 1552 01:11:13,966 --> 01:11:15,233 BUT I'M STANDING WITH A MAN 1553 01:11:15,300 --> 01:11:17,133 WHO THINKS HE MAY KNOW THE CURE. 1554 01:11:17,200 --> 01:11:18,533 I'M WITH LUCIEN TUCKER, 1555 01:11:18,600 --> 01:11:20,066 THE STRONG FORWARD OF THE L.A. TEAM. 1556 01:11:20,133 --> 01:11:21,766 AND, L.T., I GET A FEELING 1557 01:11:21,833 --> 01:11:23,400 IN THIS LOCKER ROOM TONIGHT, UH, 1558 01:11:23,466 --> 01:11:25,766 OF AN ATMOSPHERE THICK WITH TENSION AND EXCITEMENT. 1559 01:11:25,833 --> 01:11:27,366 AN ATMOSPHERE THICK WITH AN APPREHENSION, 1560 01:11:27,433 --> 01:11:29,033 THICK WITH PERHAPS, UH-- 1561 01:11:29,100 --> 01:11:31,933 THICK LIKE SOME SPORTS HUSTLER'S FAT TONGUE 1562 01:11:32,000 --> 01:11:33,466 WORKING OVERTIME. 1563 01:11:33,533 --> 01:11:35,166 LONG TIME AGO, LUCIEN. 1564 01:11:35,233 --> 01:11:36,500 HEY, WE GOT A BIG SEVENTH GAME HERE TONIGHT. 1565 01:11:36,566 --> 01:11:38,300 ALL THE MARBLES ARE ON THE LINE, 1566 01:11:38,366 --> 01:11:39,400 AND I THINK THIS IS A BIG ONE. 1567 01:11:39,466 --> 01:11:40,966 YOU MUST HAVE A GAME PLAN. 1568 01:11:41,033 --> 01:11:42,733 IF YOU CAN SUM IT UP IN JUST ONE WORD, L.T., 1569 01:11:42,800 --> 01:11:44,266 WHAT WOULD THAT WORD BE? 1570 01:11:44,333 --> 01:11:45,733 REVENGE. 1571 01:11:45,800 --> 01:11:46,833 ALL RIGHT. 1572 01:11:46,900 --> 01:11:48,100 'CAUSE I DON'T TOLERATE... 1573 01:11:48,166 --> 01:11:49,233 THAT'S RIGHT. TALKIN' ABOUT REVENGE. 1574 01:11:49,300 --> 01:11:51,766 NO ASTROLOGICAL HOCUS-POCUS. 1575 01:11:51,833 --> 01:11:53,033 AND MOST OF ALL, 1576 01:11:53,100 --> 01:11:55,266 I DON'T TOLERATE NO MOSES GUTHRIE. 1577 01:11:55,333 --> 01:11:56,466 O.K. 1578 01:11:56,533 --> 01:11:59,166 THE MAN HAS A BAD JONES 1579 01:11:59,233 --> 01:12:01,133 FOR TRYING TO CRAMP MY STYLE. 1580 01:12:01,200 --> 01:12:02,366 MM-HMM. 1581 01:12:02,433 --> 01:12:04,166 SO I'M GOING TO STAY ON HIS ASS... 1582 01:12:04,233 --> 01:12:05,300 MMM. 1583 01:12:05,366 --> 01:12:07,366 LIKE WHITE ON RICE. 1584 01:12:07,433 --> 01:12:08,366 UH-HUH. YEAH. 1585 01:12:08,433 --> 01:12:10,333 LIKE COLD ON ICE. 1586 01:12:10,400 --> 01:12:11,400 YEAH. 1587 01:12:11,466 --> 01:12:14,133 LIKE STINK ON SHIT. 1588 01:12:14,200 --> 01:12:15,200 [PLAYERS] YEAH! 1589 01:12:15,266 --> 01:12:16,266 [APPLAUSE] 1590 01:12:16,333 --> 01:12:18,200 THIS IS NOT A HAPPY MAN. 1591 01:12:19,733 --> 01:12:21,766 FRIESMAN, TELL ME... 1592 01:12:21,833 --> 01:12:24,066 HOW'S OUR LADY OF THE STARS FARING? 1593 01:12:24,133 --> 01:12:26,133 WHY, OUT OF SIGHT, OUT OF MIND, SIR. 1594 01:12:26,200 --> 01:12:28,733 OH, THAT'S CORNY. 1595 01:12:28,800 --> 01:12:30,266 HERE, TO THE LEFT. 1596 01:12:32,000 --> 01:12:34,500 HERE YOU ARE, SON. 1597 01:12:34,566 --> 01:12:36,466 DON'T SPEND IT ALL IN ONE PLACE. 1598 01:12:36,533 --> 01:12:39,233 VERY IMPRESSIVE, SIR. 1599 01:12:39,300 --> 01:12:42,133 AH, THE VICTORY TOAST. 1600 01:12:42,200 --> 01:12:43,066 YES, YES, 1601 01:12:43,133 --> 01:12:44,833 THERE'S THE TOAST. 1602 01:12:44,900 --> 01:12:48,833 MIGHT EVEN SAY THAT'S THE BUN. 1603 01:12:48,900 --> 01:12:50,433 YES, I WANT TO TELL YOU SOMETHING, 1604 01:12:50,500 --> 01:12:52,966 I'VE OFTEN SAID THIS, FRIESMAN, 1605 01:12:53,033 --> 01:12:55,266 THAT WEALTH IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IN THE WORLD. 1606 01:12:55,333 --> 01:12:56,866 BUT IT ISN'T THE MOST IMPORTANT 1607 01:12:56,933 --> 01:12:58,066 UNLESS YOU'RE HAVING FUN! 1608 01:12:58,133 --> 01:13:00,366 AND I INTEND TO HAVE FUN TONIGHT. 1609 01:13:00,433 --> 01:13:03,133 THE MOST IMPORTANT FUN IN THE WORLD! 1610 01:13:03,200 --> 01:13:06,266 TONIGHT, THE WORLD IS YOURS, MR. TILSON. 1611 01:13:06,333 --> 01:13:09,166 WELL, LET'S SEE. 1612 01:13:09,233 --> 01:13:11,766 GIVE ME ABOUT TWO HOURS, 1613 01:13:11,833 --> 01:13:13,733 AND I'LL HAVE THAT OLD WORLD 1614 01:13:13,800 --> 01:13:16,900 RIGHT THERE IN THE PALM OF MY HAND. 1615 01:13:16,966 --> 01:13:18,833 TONIGHT, FRIESMAN, 1616 01:13:18,900 --> 01:13:22,066 THERE'S GOING TO BE AN OLD-FASHIONED FISH FRY! 1617 01:13:22,133 --> 01:13:23,900 GOD DAMN. 1618 01:13:23,966 --> 01:13:26,833 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN... 1619 01:13:26,900 --> 01:13:29,166 THE LOS ANGELES TEAM. 1620 01:13:29,233 --> 01:13:31,200 [MUSIC PLAYS] 1621 01:15:16,066 --> 01:15:17,400 MMM! MMM! 1622 01:15:17,466 --> 01:15:18,866 MMM! 1623 01:15:55,533 --> 01:15:57,066 MR. COMMISSIONER, 1624 01:15:57,133 --> 01:15:58,400 I JUST, UH, WANT YOU TO HAVE 1625 01:15:58,466 --> 01:16:00,066 THIS SPECIFIC BALLOON. 1626 01:16:00,133 --> 01:16:01,433 THEY'RE ALL BASICALLY THE SAME. 1627 01:16:01,500 --> 01:16:03,300 HAVE PISCES THE FISH THAT I DESIGNED, 1628 01:16:03,366 --> 01:16:04,866 ALSO MY NAME'S ON THIS. 1629 01:16:04,933 --> 01:16:06,266 I SIGNED THIS MYSELF. 1630 01:16:06,333 --> 01:16:09,466 I MEAN, LITERALLY SIGNED OVER 30,000 OF THEM. 1631 01:16:09,533 --> 01:16:12,100 THANK YOU VERY MUCH, TILSON. 1632 01:16:38,566 --> 01:16:40,366 IT IS AN INCREDIBLE SCENE 1633 01:16:40,433 --> 01:16:41,500 HERE IN PITTSBURGH. 1634 01:16:41,566 --> 01:16:43,233 A CAPACITY CROWD IS ON HAND, 1635 01:16:43,300 --> 01:16:44,733 AND THEY ARE VIEWING ONE OF 1636 01:16:44,800 --> 01:16:46,833 THE STIRRING MOMENTS IN SPORTS. 1637 01:16:46,900 --> 01:16:48,400 IT IS A SPORTS HAPPENING. 1638 01:16:48,466 --> 01:16:50,866 THERE IS PANDEMONIUM ALL AROUND ME. 1639 01:16:50,933 --> 01:16:52,366 INCREDIBLE! AS THE PISCES 1640 01:16:52,433 --> 01:16:54,733 MAKE THEIR WAY FROM THE SKY! 1641 01:18:29,433 --> 01:18:30,700 GET THEM, MOSES! 1642 01:18:30,766 --> 01:18:31,933 PARTY, FISH! 1643 01:18:39,166 --> 01:18:40,100 LET'S GO, PISCES! 1644 01:18:40,166 --> 01:18:41,166 WHERE THE HELL IS MONA? 1645 01:18:41,233 --> 01:18:43,233 WHAT TIME HAVE YOU GOT? 1646 01:18:43,300 --> 01:18:44,266 [SET SHOT] ALL RIGHT. 1647 01:18:44,333 --> 01:18:45,866 WHERE THE HELL IS SHE? 1648 01:18:45,933 --> 01:18:47,266 THANKS, TY. 1649 01:18:47,333 --> 01:18:48,966 HOW COME NO MO? 1650 01:18:50,200 --> 01:18:52,066 LORD, GIVE US A SIGN. 1651 01:18:52,133 --> 01:18:53,333 FELLAS, 1652 01:18:53,400 --> 01:18:54,333 THE DEVIL IS LOOSE TONIGHT. 1653 01:18:54,400 --> 01:18:55,866 I HEARD THAT, MAN. 1654 01:18:55,933 --> 01:18:58,200 WITHOUT MONA, MAN, I THINK IT'S DEAD. 1655 01:18:58,266 --> 01:18:59,466 MONA'S NOT HERE? 1656 01:18:59,533 --> 01:19:01,266 ALL RIGHT, MEN, LET'S LIGHTEN UP. 1657 01:19:01,333 --> 01:19:02,600 LIGHTEN UP. NOW, THE STARTING-- 1658 01:19:02,666 --> 01:19:04,200 STARTING LINEUP ON THE BENCH. ALL RIGHT? 1659 01:19:04,266 --> 01:19:05,433 1, 2, 3, 4, 5. 1660 01:19:05,500 --> 01:19:06,833 ALL RIGHT, NOW, 1661 01:19:06,900 --> 01:19:10,000 WE MAY NOT HAVE MONA, BUT... 1662 01:19:10,066 --> 01:19:11,133 WE'VE STILL GOT HER CHAIR. 1663 01:19:11,200 --> 01:19:13,033 ALL WE HAVE TO DO 1664 01:19:13,100 --> 01:19:14,233 IS EXECUTE. 1665 01:19:14,300 --> 01:19:16,866 WE HAVE TO EXECUTE OUR GAME PLAN. 1666 01:19:16,933 --> 01:19:19,133 WE HAVE TO EXECUTE BALL CONTROL. 1667 01:19:19,200 --> 01:19:21,200 MEN, THE NAME OF THE GAME TONIGHT 1668 01:19:21,266 --> 01:19:22,200 IS EXECUTION. 1669 01:19:22,266 --> 01:19:25,100 [STARTING HORN] 1670 01:19:26,533 --> 01:19:30,266 MEN, THERE'S ONLY ONE THING LEFT TO SAY-- 1671 01:19:30,333 --> 01:19:32,433 IF THERE'S NO TONIGHT, THERE'S NO TOMORROW. 1672 01:19:32,500 --> 01:19:33,933 IF MONA WERE HERE, 1673 01:19:34,000 --> 01:19:36,866 WE ALL KNOW EXACTLY WHAT SHE'D SAY. HUH? 1674 01:19:36,933 --> 01:19:37,966 HUH? 1675 01:19:38,033 --> 01:19:39,333 I THINK THAT SAYS IT ALL. 1676 01:19:39,400 --> 01:19:40,266 ALL RIGHT? 1677 01:19:40,333 --> 01:19:41,266 PISCES FISTS. 1678 01:19:41,333 --> 01:19:42,400 O.K., LET'S GO. 1679 01:19:42,466 --> 01:19:44,033 I'LL BE HERE IF YOU NEED ME. 1680 01:19:44,100 --> 01:19:45,433 PISCES GOT THE POWER. 1681 01:19:45,500 --> 01:19:46,566 POWER TO THE FISH. 1682 01:19:46,633 --> 01:19:49,066 OUR FISH, FISH... 1683 01:19:49,133 --> 01:19:50,966 HELLO AGAIN, EVERYBODY, 1684 01:19:51,033 --> 01:19:52,433 FROM COURTSIDE THIS IS CHICK HEARN WELCOMING YOU 1685 01:19:52,500 --> 01:19:54,100 TO THE LEAGUE CHAMPIONSHIP GAME. 1686 01:19:54,166 --> 01:19:56,966 LOS ANGELES AGAINST THE PITTSBURGH PISCES. 1687 01:19:57,033 --> 01:19:58,900 WHAT A GAME IT SHOULD BE. 1688 01:19:58,966 --> 01:20:00,433 LOS ANGELES WITH PEOPLE LIKE KAREEM ABDUL-JABBAR, 1689 01:20:00,500 --> 01:20:02,200 CONNIE HAWKINS, LOU HUDSON, NORM NIXON, 1690 01:20:02,266 --> 01:20:04,200 LUCIEN TUCKER-- ALL TO CHALLENGE 1691 01:20:04,266 --> 01:20:06,933 MOSES GUTHRIE AND HIS TEAMMATES. 1692 01:20:12,400 --> 01:20:14,133 LOS ANGELES CONTROLS THE TIP. 1693 01:20:14,200 --> 01:20:16,866 A HOOK SHOT NO GOOD FOR LOS ANGELES. 1694 01:20:16,933 --> 01:20:19,366 REBOUND IS TAKEN OFF THE RIM BY BULLET HAINES. 1695 01:20:19,433 --> 01:20:22,166 AN OPPORTUNITY FOR THE PISCES TO HIT THE SCOREBOARD FIRST. 1696 01:20:22,233 --> 01:20:23,900 BOUNCE PASS COMES OVER TO GUTHRIE. 1697 01:20:23,966 --> 01:20:27,033 HIS PASS INTERCEPTED. NICE PLAY BY BILL PINE. 1698 01:20:27,100 --> 01:20:28,933 NOW DOWN THE FLOOR THEY GIVE IT TO NORM NIXON, 1699 01:20:29,000 --> 01:20:31,500 THEIR LITTLE POINT GUARD, AVERAGING 18.5 POINTS A GAME. 1700 01:20:31,566 --> 01:20:32,566 HE GOES TO THE FREE THROW LINE. 1701 01:20:32,633 --> 01:20:34,300 HIS 15-FOOTER IS GOOD! 1702 01:20:34,366 --> 01:20:37,033 AND LOS ANGELES IS IN FRONT 2 TO NOTHING. 1703 01:20:37,100 --> 01:20:39,466 IN WHITE, THE PISCES ON THIS PSYCHEDELIC FLOOR. 1704 01:20:39,533 --> 01:20:41,200 ONE OF THE MOST UNUSUAL BASKETBALL FLOORS 1705 01:20:41,266 --> 01:20:43,233 MAN WILL EVER SEE. 1706 01:20:43,300 --> 01:20:45,233 REVEREND JACKSON WITH IT. 1707 01:20:45,300 --> 01:20:47,933 HIS PASS COMES INSIDE, BACK TO JACKSON. 1708 01:20:48,000 --> 01:20:50,366 UNDERNEATH THE BASKET, TRAVELING IS CALLED. 1709 01:20:50,433 --> 01:20:52,166 OVERPASSING ON THE PLAY. 1710 01:20:52,233 --> 01:20:54,333 THE PISCES, THEY LOOK A LITTLE BIT TENSE. 1711 01:20:54,400 --> 01:20:56,233 THEY CAME OUT IN A COUPLE OF THE GAMES 1712 01:20:56,300 --> 01:20:58,533 IN THE PRELIMINARY ROUNDS OF THE PLAYOFFS THE SAME WAY, 1713 01:20:58,600 --> 01:21:01,133 BUT RALLIED, AND HERE THEY ARE IN THE CHAMPIONSHIPS. 1714 01:21:01,200 --> 01:21:02,900 KAREEM ABDUL-JABBAR, 1715 01:21:02,966 --> 01:21:05,266 A DOMINANT FACTOR IN THE HISTORY OF BASKETBALL. 1716 01:21:05,333 --> 01:21:08,500 AND OUTSIDE, LUCIEN TUCKER BURNS HIS EX-TEAMMATE. 1717 01:21:08,566 --> 01:21:10,566 DOESN'T HE LIKE THAT. 1718 01:21:10,633 --> 01:21:12,866 NO LOVE LOST BETWEEN TUCKER AND PARTICULARLY GUTHRIE. 1719 01:21:12,933 --> 01:21:15,066 LOU HUDSON KNOCKS THE BALL AWAY. 1720 01:21:15,133 --> 01:21:16,900 HIS TEAMMATE GETS THE BALL, AND THAT'S TUCKER. 1721 01:21:16,966 --> 01:21:18,433 DOWN THE FLOOR TO NIXON. 1722 01:21:18,500 --> 01:21:20,100 BEAUTIFUL PASS UNDERNEATH TO RON CARTER. 1723 01:21:20,166 --> 01:21:21,800 AND A SPINNING LAY-UP. 1724 01:21:21,866 --> 01:21:24,033 OH. A SENSATIONAL PLAY BY LOS ANGELES. 1725 01:21:24,100 --> 01:21:28,033 BACK ON DEFENSE, THE 7'2" KAREEM ABDUL-JABBAR. 1726 01:21:28,100 --> 01:21:29,866 A LOT OF PUSHING AND SHOVING, 1727 01:21:29,933 --> 01:21:31,266 PARTICULARLY IN THAT 3-SECOND AREA. 1728 01:21:31,333 --> 01:21:33,200 THE BALL COMES OUT IN FRONT. 1729 01:21:33,266 --> 01:21:34,900 THE PISCES PUT UP A SHOT, AND THEY DRILL IT HOME. 1730 01:21:34,966 --> 01:21:38,366 NICE SHOT OUT IN FRONT BY SET SHOT BUFFORD. 1731 01:21:38,433 --> 01:21:40,266 STOLEN. THEY HAVE THE BALL ONCE MORE COMING BACK, 1732 01:21:40,333 --> 01:21:42,200 AND DOWN THE MIDDLE GOES LOS ANGELES. 1733 01:21:42,266 --> 01:21:43,333 A SLAM DUNK-- LUCIEN TUCKER. 1734 01:21:43,400 --> 01:21:45,066 AND HE HAS A SMILE 1735 01:21:45,133 --> 01:21:47,100 AS HE COMES BACK DOWN THE FLOOR. 1736 01:21:47,166 --> 01:21:50,133 O.K. I WANT YOU TO GET A NOTE OFF TO THE L.A. BOYS 1737 01:21:50,200 --> 01:21:52,933 'CAUSE THEY'RE GONNA WIN, AND THEY'RE GONNA WIN BIG. 1738 01:21:53,000 --> 01:21:54,600 I WANT TO SEND THEM SOME LITTLE GOODIES, 1739 01:21:54,666 --> 01:21:58,266 SOME, UH, SOMETHING IN THE ORDER OF A BASKETBALL, 1740 01:21:58,333 --> 01:22:00,233 MAYBE A PAPIER-MACHé WITH THEIR INITIALS ON IT. 1741 01:22:00,300 --> 01:22:02,900 BE KIND OF CUTE... AND CHEAP. 1742 01:22:02,966 --> 01:22:06,166 UM, HOW ABOUT SOME EXOTIC FRUITS FROM THE ISLANDS? 1743 01:22:06,233 --> 01:22:07,300 OUR ISLANDS. 1744 01:22:07,366 --> 01:22:09,833 AND THIS--THIS IS UNIQUE. 1745 01:22:09,900 --> 01:22:11,166 GET THIS DOWN. 1746 01:22:11,233 --> 01:22:13,166 BLACK THINGS FOR BLACK PLAYERS 1747 01:22:13,233 --> 01:22:15,200 AND WHITE THINGS FOR WHITE PLAYERS. 1748 01:22:15,266 --> 01:22:17,133 THAT WAY, WE HAVE NO PROBLEMS. 1749 01:22:17,200 --> 01:22:19,366 THE LOS ANGELES CLUB WAS FAVORED COMING INTO THIS GAME, 1750 01:22:19,433 --> 01:22:21,166 DESPITE THE BRILLIANCE THIS YEAR, 1751 01:22:21,233 --> 01:22:22,333 IN THE SECOND HALF OF THE SEASON, AT LEAST, 1752 01:22:22,400 --> 01:22:24,000 BY THE PISCES. 1753 01:22:24,066 --> 01:22:25,933 HERE'S SET SHOT BUFFORD AGAINST MITCHELL. 1754 01:22:26,000 --> 01:22:27,900 TAKES IT OVER TO MOSES GUTHRIE. 1755 01:22:27,966 --> 01:22:30,233 GREAT PLAY! THE FIRST STEP BEAT LUCIEN TUCKER. 1756 01:22:30,300 --> 01:22:32,200 AND NOW THEY ARE BUMPING HARD WITH ELBOWS. 1757 01:22:32,266 --> 01:22:34,033 AND SOMETHING BIG COULD COME OF THIS. 1758 01:22:34,100 --> 01:22:35,333 LET'S HOPE NOT. 1759 01:22:35,400 --> 01:22:36,400 WE DON'T WANT TO SEE EITHER MAN 1760 01:22:36,466 --> 01:22:37,533 EJECTED FROM THIS GAME. 1761 01:22:37,600 --> 01:22:39,200 INTERCEPTION! JAMAAL TRUTH, 1762 01:22:39,266 --> 01:22:41,833 THE ARABIC HEADDRESS BLOWING IN THE BREEZE. 1763 01:22:41,900 --> 01:22:43,866 HE'S GOT A SLAM DUNK! HE MISSED THE SHOT! 1764 01:22:43,933 --> 01:22:45,366 AND THAT'S THE TRUTH. 1765 01:22:45,433 --> 01:22:48,900 OH. WHAT A BIG PLAY IN THIS BALLGAME. 1766 01:22:51,200 --> 01:22:52,800 LOOKS LIKE OUR CINDERELLA TEAM'S 1767 01:22:52,866 --> 01:22:54,866 ABOUT TO TURN INTO A PUMPKIN. 1768 01:22:56,366 --> 01:22:57,966 WHAT DID YOU SAY? 1769 01:22:58,033 --> 01:22:59,466 I SAID THE CINDERELLA TEAM'S 1770 01:22:59,533 --> 01:23:01,366 ABOUT TO CHANGE INTO A PUMPKIN. 1771 01:23:01,433 --> 01:23:03,033 IT'S A CRYIN' SHAME. 1772 01:23:03,100 --> 01:23:04,500 I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT THE PISCES 1773 01:23:04,566 --> 01:23:05,366 HAVE NOT BEEN ABLE TO PLAY BETTER... 1774 01:23:05,433 --> 01:23:07,366 CINDERELLA... 1775 01:23:07,433 --> 01:23:09,200 MIDNIGHT... 1776 01:23:09,266 --> 01:23:11,566 LOS ANGELES HAS BUILT UP A COMMANDING LEAD. 1777 01:23:11,633 --> 01:23:17,600 AND THEY ADD 2 MORE TO IT TO GO UP BY 15 POINTS... 1778 01:23:17,666 --> 01:23:19,133 EVERYTHING IS WRONG OUT THERE TONIGHT, 1779 01:23:19,200 --> 01:23:20,166 AND NOTHING'S HAPPENING RIGHT. 1780 01:23:20,233 --> 01:23:21,933 WHY IS THAT? 1781 01:23:22,000 --> 01:23:24,066 A STRANGE ASTROLOGICAL CONFIGURATION THAT HAPPENS 1782 01:23:24,133 --> 01:23:27,033 ONCE OUT OF EVERY 12 YEARS. 1783 01:23:27,100 --> 01:23:30,833 THE PISCES IS BLOCKED. THEY'RE JAMMED. 1784 01:23:30,900 --> 01:23:32,333 UNTIL TOMORROW. 1785 01:23:33,666 --> 01:23:36,300 WHICH IS EXACTLY, UM... 1786 01:23:36,366 --> 01:23:38,800 AN HOUR AND 45 MINUTES FROM NOW. 1787 01:23:38,866 --> 01:23:40,166 BUT AFTER THAT... 1788 01:23:40,233 --> 01:23:41,166 AFTER THAT, WE'RE... 1789 01:23:41,233 --> 01:23:43,133 HOME FREE! HOME FREE! 1790 01:23:43,200 --> 01:23:46,200 ALL WE GOT TO DO IS STALL UNTIL TOMORROW. 1791 01:23:46,266 --> 01:23:47,466 AFTER MIDNIGHT. 1792 01:23:47,533 --> 01:23:49,466 YOU KNOW WHAT CAN HAPPEN. 1793 01:23:49,533 --> 01:23:52,133 HERE'S HAINES FLIPPING THE BALL OVER TO THE RUNNING HAWK. 1794 01:23:52,200 --> 01:23:55,066 AND HERE'S THE END OF THE HALF. 1795 01:23:55,133 --> 01:23:56,800 [HORN BLOWS] 1796 01:23:56,866 --> 01:24:00,233 AND AT THE HALF, LOS ANGELES LEADING 62 TO 47. 1797 01:24:00,300 --> 01:24:02,966 WHAT'S GOING ON OUT THERE ANYWAY? 1798 01:24:03,033 --> 01:24:04,200 NO HUSTLE! NO FAITH! 1799 01:24:04,266 --> 01:24:05,133 NO HEART! 1800 01:24:05,200 --> 01:24:06,433 CHALK... 1801 01:24:06,500 --> 01:24:07,600 IF YOU WANT TO MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL... 1802 01:24:07,666 --> 01:24:08,600 FIND MONA. FIND MONA. 1803 01:24:08,666 --> 01:24:09,800 YEAH. 1804 01:24:09,866 --> 01:24:11,866 YOU GONNA CHANGE THE TIRE? 1805 01:24:11,933 --> 01:24:13,600 YOU CHANGE THE TIRE. 1806 01:24:13,666 --> 01:24:17,200 I GOT THE GAS AND THE BEER. 1807 01:24:17,266 --> 01:24:19,233 I GOT RIGHTS, YOU KNOW. 1808 01:24:19,300 --> 01:24:21,233 I JACKED UP THE CAR. 1809 01:24:21,300 --> 01:24:23,233 NOW YOU GOTTA CHANGE THE TIRE. 1810 01:24:23,300 --> 01:24:24,533 I DRIVE THE CAR. 1811 01:24:24,600 --> 01:24:26,566 YOU GOTTA CHANGE THE TIRE. 1812 01:24:26,633 --> 01:24:31,466 AS OF NOW, AMATEUR, YOU AND I IS A WASH! 1813 01:24:31,533 --> 01:24:32,900 [STARTS CAR] 1814 01:24:35,066 --> 01:24:36,333 THE GIRL! 1815 01:24:41,666 --> 01:24:43,033 YOU SEE THIS? 1816 01:24:45,233 --> 01:24:47,500 I KEEP THE END WITH THE POINT. 1817 01:24:47,566 --> 01:24:51,300 I THROW AWAY THE END WITH THE ERASER! 1818 01:24:51,366 --> 01:24:52,866 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS? 1819 01:24:52,933 --> 01:24:56,166 NO MORE MISTAKES! 1820 01:24:56,233 --> 01:24:58,833 TONIGHT WE HAVE A CHANCE TO MAKE HISTORY! 1821 01:24:58,900 --> 01:25:02,333 BUT ONLY IF WE WIN! 1822 01:25:02,400 --> 01:25:04,233 COMING CLOSE DOESN'T COUNT. 1823 01:25:04,300 --> 01:25:05,833 THIS IS BASKETBALL! 1824 01:25:05,900 --> 01:25:09,533 CLOSE ONLY COUNTS IN HORSESHOES AND HAND GRENADES! 1825 01:25:09,600 --> 01:25:12,100 SO, TYRONE, HOW ARE WE GOING TO DO THAT? 1826 01:25:12,166 --> 01:25:13,133 WE JUST TAKE ADVANTAGE 1827 01:25:13,200 --> 01:25:14,266 OF THE SITUATION. 1828 01:25:14,333 --> 01:25:16,266 WE DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME. 1829 01:25:16,333 --> 01:25:17,333 THAT'S RIGHT. 1830 01:25:17,400 --> 01:25:18,266 LET'S GO. 1831 01:25:18,333 --> 01:25:20,433 ALL THE WAY LIVE. 1832 01:25:20,500 --> 01:25:22,200 LET'S WEAR IT OUT, Y'ALL. 1833 01:25:22,266 --> 01:25:23,333 SEE YA LATER, T. 1834 01:26:14,866 --> 01:26:16,833 ♪ YOU GOT THE POWER 1835 01:26:16,900 --> 01:26:20,100 ♪ DON'T LET NOTHING STOP YOU ♪ 1836 01:26:20,166 --> 01:26:22,133 ♪ TOO-DOO TOO-DOO DOO 1837 01:26:22,200 --> 01:26:24,333 ♪ YOU BUILT THE TOWER 1838 01:26:24,400 --> 01:26:28,066 ♪ DON'T LET NOTHING SHAKE IT ♪ 1839 01:26:28,133 --> 01:26:30,066 ♪ TOO-DOO TOO-DOO DOO 1840 01:26:30,133 --> 01:26:33,600 ♪ YOU GOT TO PSYCH 'EM RIGHT OUT OF THEIR SHOES ♪ 1841 01:26:33,666 --> 01:26:37,466 ♪ THE ZODIAC IS WITH YOU-OOO ♪ 1842 01:26:37,533 --> 01:26:41,166 ♪ YOU GOT THE JUMP, YOU GOT THE JUMP ♪ 1843 01:26:44,866 --> 01:26:47,133 ♪ MIGHTY, MIGHTY PISCES 1844 01:26:47,200 --> 01:26:48,466 ♪ OH, YEAH 1845 01:26:48,533 --> 01:26:50,866 ♪ GONNA BRING 'EM TO THEIR KNEES ♪ 1846 01:26:50,933 --> 01:26:52,100 ♪ OH, YEAH 1847 01:26:52,166 --> 01:26:54,566 ♪ MIGHTY, MIGHTY PISCES 1848 01:26:54,633 --> 01:26:56,000 ♪ OO-OO-OOO 1849 01:26:56,066 --> 01:26:58,400 ♪ NOW YOU'RE MAKIN' HISTORY ♪ 1850 01:26:58,466 --> 01:27:00,900 ♪ OH, YEAH 1851 01:27:00,966 --> 01:27:03,333 ♪ LET'S SHAKE 'EM UP, LET'S SHAKE 'EM UP ♪ 1852 01:27:05,300 --> 01:27:08,566 ♪ NOW IS YOUR TIME TO SHINE ♪ 1853 01:27:08,633 --> 01:27:11,866 ♪ LET'S TURN 'EM OUT, LET'S TURN 'EM OUT ♪ 1854 01:27:13,100 --> 01:27:16,266 ♪ NOW IS YOUR TIME TO SHINE ♪ 1855 01:27:16,333 --> 01:27:18,966 ♪ THE BALL'S IN MOTION 1856 01:27:19,033 --> 01:27:21,566 ♪ KEEP YOUR HEAD TOGETHER 1857 01:27:21,633 --> 01:27:24,800 ♪ TOO-DOO TOO-DOO DOO 1858 01:27:24,866 --> 01:27:26,533 ♪ YOU'VE GOT DEVOTION 1859 01:27:26,600 --> 01:27:29,400 ♪ YOU CAN'T LOSE IT EVER 1860 01:27:29,466 --> 01:27:32,266 ♪ TOO-DOO TOO-DOO DOO 1861 01:27:32,333 --> 01:27:36,033 ♪ YOU'VE GOT THE GAME IN THE PALM OF YOUR HAND ♪ 1862 01:27:36,100 --> 01:27:40,133 ♪ THE STARS ARE ON YOUR SIDE ♪ 1863 01:27:40,200 --> 01:27:42,833 ♪ JUST KEEP IT UP, JUST KEEP IT UP ♪ 1864 01:27:46,966 --> 01:27:49,066 ♪ MIGHTY, MIGHTY PISCES 1865 01:27:49,133 --> 01:27:50,466 ♪ OH, YEAH 1866 01:27:50,533 --> 01:27:53,133 ♪ GONNA BRING 'EM TO THEIR KNEES ♪ 1867 01:27:53,200 --> 01:27:54,866 ♪ OH, YEAH 1868 01:27:54,933 --> 01:27:56,533 ♪ MIGHTY, MIGHTY PISCES 1869 01:27:56,600 --> 01:27:58,833 ♪ OO OO OOO 1870 01:28:01,300 --> 01:28:03,533 [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] 1871 01:28:07,000 --> 01:28:10,300 AFTER WHAT WILL UNDOUBTEDLY WIND UP IN THE RECORD BOOKS 1872 01:28:10,366 --> 01:28:13,033 AS THE LONGEST HALF TIME IN BASKETBALL HISTORY, 1873 01:28:13,100 --> 01:28:15,400 IT SEEMS THAT WE'RE FINALLY READY 1874 01:28:15,466 --> 01:28:17,233 FOR THE SECOND HALF. 1875 01:28:18,266 --> 01:28:19,966 [WHISTLE] 1876 01:28:30,666 --> 01:28:32,266 GET THE BALL! 1877 01:28:32,333 --> 01:28:35,066 AAH! 1878 01:28:38,866 --> 01:28:42,066 WHAT THE HELL'S GOING ON HERE? 1879 01:28:44,200 --> 01:28:46,000 LOOK AT THAT! 1880 01:28:46,066 --> 01:28:48,333 THOSE ARE FLOATIN' BALLS! 1881 01:28:48,400 --> 01:28:51,266 [WHISTLE] 1882 01:28:51,333 --> 01:28:53,366 BROCKINGTON! GIVE ME ANOTHER BALL! 1883 01:28:59,000 --> 01:29:01,000 SHIT. 1884 01:29:01,066 --> 01:29:02,266 TWO MINUTES, BROCKINGTON! 1885 01:29:02,333 --> 01:29:03,500 YOU GOT TWO MINUTES 1886 01:29:03,566 --> 01:29:04,500 TO GIVE ME AN OFFICIAL BASKETBALL! 1887 01:29:04,566 --> 01:29:06,033 IF YOU DON'T, 1888 01:29:06,100 --> 01:29:06,900 THIS GAME'S GOING TO BE FORFEITED! 1889 01:29:06,966 --> 01:29:08,266 I'VE HAD ENOUGH! 1890 01:29:10,900 --> 01:29:12,533 WELL, AFTER THAT LITTLE BY-PLAY, 1891 01:29:12,600 --> 01:29:15,233 IT LOOKS LIKE WE'VE GOT A REAL BASKETBALL 1892 01:29:15,300 --> 01:29:17,033 FILLED WITH REAL AIR. 1893 01:29:17,100 --> 01:29:18,900 DOWN THE FLOOR COMES BULLET HAINES FOR THE PISCES. 1894 01:29:18,966 --> 01:29:21,233 HIS PASS IS INTERCEPTED BY LUCIEN TUCKER. 1895 01:29:21,300 --> 01:29:23,000 DOWN THE FLOOR COMES LOS ANGELES. 1896 01:29:23,066 --> 01:29:25,133 NORMAN NIXON ON THE SCORING END OF THE PLAY. 1897 01:29:25,200 --> 01:29:27,133 AND LOS ANGELES REALLY MAKING A FARCE 1898 01:29:27,200 --> 01:29:29,233 OF THIS BASKETBALL GAME RIGHT NOW. 1899 01:29:29,300 --> 01:29:30,966 HERE COMES MOSES GUTHRIE. 1900 01:29:31,033 --> 01:29:32,433 HE ALMOST LOST THE HANDLE ON THE DRIBBLE. 1901 01:29:32,500 --> 01:29:34,266 MAKES A GREAT WRAPAROUND BOUNCE PASS. 1902 01:29:34,333 --> 01:29:36,000 IT GOES OVER TO THE FAR SIDE. 1903 01:29:36,066 --> 01:29:38,233 A LITTLE JUMP SHOT THAT'S WAY SHORT, 1904 01:29:38,300 --> 01:29:41,066 AND NOTHING IS GOING RIGHT FOR THE PISCES TONIGHT. 1905 01:29:41,133 --> 01:29:42,966 THEY ARE HAVING ALL KINDS OF TROUBLE 1906 01:29:43,033 --> 01:29:44,533 IN EVERY FACET OF THE BASKETBALL GAME. 1907 01:29:44,600 --> 01:29:46,233 THEY CAN'T SHOOT IT. THEY CAN'T CATCH IT. 1908 01:29:46,300 --> 01:29:47,233 THEY CAN'T DRIBBLE IT. 1909 01:29:47,300 --> 01:29:48,933 THEY CAN'T PASS IT. 1910 01:29:49,000 --> 01:29:50,333 AND WHEN YOU'RE IN THAT KIND OF A SITUATION, 1911 01:29:50,400 --> 01:29:52,033 IT'S GONNA BE TOUGH TO CATCH A TEAM 1912 01:29:52,100 --> 01:29:54,066 AS GREAT AS THIS LOS ANGELES CLUB. 1913 01:29:54,133 --> 01:29:55,933 INSIDE, A WRESTLING MATCH GOING ON. 1914 01:29:56,000 --> 01:29:58,133 AND A LOT OF PUSHING AND SHOVING. 1915 01:29:58,200 --> 01:30:00,066 LET'S SEE WHAT HAPPENS. 1916 01:30:00,133 --> 01:30:01,600 TUCKER REALLY JUMPS IN, AND HE KNOCKS HAMMER DOWN. 1917 01:30:01,666 --> 01:30:03,366 HE KNOCKED HIM DOWN HARD, 1918 01:30:03,433 --> 01:30:04,966 AND THEY EXCHANGE A FEW UNPLEASANTRIES. 1919 01:30:05,033 --> 01:30:06,800 THIS BASKETBALL GAME 1920 01:30:06,866 --> 01:30:08,833 IS GETTING A LITTLE BIT OUT OF HAND FOR THE PISCES. 1921 01:30:08,900 --> 01:30:10,600 AND IF THEY'RE GOING TO RALLY AND WIN THIS CHAMPIONSHIP, 1922 01:30:10,666 --> 01:30:12,433 THEY'RE GOING TO HAVE TO REALLY TURN IT ON, 1923 01:30:12,500 --> 01:30:14,833 AND DO IT VERY QUICKLY. 1924 01:30:17,033 --> 01:30:19,366 OH. JACKHAMMER FOR TWO. 1925 01:30:19,433 --> 01:30:22,800 TUCKER, I'LL MAKE A FOOL OUTTA YOU. 1926 01:30:22,866 --> 01:30:24,266 ENOUGH OF THAT! 1927 01:30:25,166 --> 01:30:26,100 YOU'RE ON. 1928 01:30:26,166 --> 01:30:27,533 [WHISTLE] 1929 01:30:29,300 --> 01:30:30,400 HA HA. 1930 01:30:33,100 --> 01:30:34,500 [CROWD] AWWW! 1931 01:30:46,166 --> 01:30:47,100 [CROWD CHEERS] 1932 01:30:47,166 --> 01:30:48,900 WHOO-HOO! 1933 01:30:48,966 --> 01:30:50,800 HA HA! 1934 01:30:59,633 --> 01:31:02,300 WE'LL NEVER MAKE IT TO MIDNIGHT. 1935 01:31:04,233 --> 01:31:06,233 ONCE AGAIN, LOS ANGELES ON THE MOVE. 1936 01:31:06,300 --> 01:31:08,366 CONNIE HAWKINS PASSED TO KAREEM ABDUL-JABBAR 1937 01:31:08,433 --> 01:31:10,100 FOR THE DUNK SHOT. 1938 01:31:10,166 --> 01:31:12,366 TIME OUT HAS BEEN CALLED NOW BY THE PISCES. 1939 01:31:12,433 --> 01:31:15,300 THEY TRAIL 101 TO 91. 1940 01:31:18,933 --> 01:31:20,100 I'LL BE DAMNED. 1941 01:31:21,866 --> 01:31:23,600 THIS TEAM AIN'T GONNA ROLL OVER 1942 01:31:23,666 --> 01:31:24,933 AND SURRENDER TO NO CLOCK. 1943 01:31:25,000 --> 01:31:26,900 NO WAY. 1944 01:31:26,966 --> 01:31:30,133 SUNSHINE. AFTER 14 YEARS OUT THERE 1945 01:31:30,200 --> 01:31:32,200 BARNSTORMING FOR PEANUTS, MAN... 1946 01:31:32,266 --> 01:31:34,166 YOU'RE NOT GONNA LET THE GOLD 1947 01:31:34,233 --> 01:31:37,433 SLIP THROUGH YOUR FINGERS NOW, ARE YOU? 1948 01:31:37,500 --> 01:31:39,733 AND, YOU, TRUTH. 1949 01:31:39,800 --> 01:31:41,633 YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT TAKING SHITTY BOUNCE 1950 01:31:41,700 --> 01:31:44,600 AFTER SHITTY BOUNCE JUST TO GET TO THE BRIDGE. 1951 01:31:44,666 --> 01:31:48,733 NO MAN ALIVE SHOULD STOP YOU FROM CROSSING OVER. 1952 01:31:48,800 --> 01:31:50,166 AND, YOU, JACKSON. 1953 01:31:50,233 --> 01:31:52,666 YOU'VE SPENT YOUR WHOLE LIFE TELLING PEOPLE 1954 01:31:52,733 --> 01:31:54,000 WHAT YOU THOUGHT THEY SHOULD DO 1955 01:31:54,066 --> 01:31:56,166 WHEN A SITUATION'S JUST LIKE THIS ONE. 1956 01:31:56,233 --> 01:31:58,633 DON'T LET THAT FAITH YOU'VE GIVEN THOSE FOLLOWERS 1957 01:31:58,700 --> 01:31:59,800 DESERT YOU. 1958 01:32:01,033 --> 01:32:02,633 NOW, WE'RE ALL MEN. 1959 01:32:02,700 --> 01:32:06,100 IF THE TIME IS NOW FOR US TO BE TESTED, 1960 01:32:06,166 --> 01:32:07,833 THEN LET IT HAPPEN. 1961 01:32:09,533 --> 01:32:10,733 DON'T YOU SEE? 1962 01:32:10,800 --> 01:32:12,966 THE ASTROLOGY THING IS JUST A MIRROR 1963 01:32:13,033 --> 01:32:14,833 FOR US TO LOOK INTO. 1964 01:32:14,900 --> 01:32:17,866 AN AID PUT THERE TO GIVE US A LITTLE BIT OF GUIDANCE. 1965 01:32:17,933 --> 01:32:20,133 SOMETIMES. 1966 01:32:20,200 --> 01:32:23,833 WELL, WE GOT HERE 'CAUSE OUR MAGIC'S MADE OF SWEAT. 1967 01:32:23,900 --> 01:32:26,800 AND STRAIN...AND PRIDE. 1968 01:32:26,866 --> 01:32:30,800 THAT'S WHAT I'M TAKING BACK OUT ON THE GODDAMN COURT. 1969 01:32:30,866 --> 01:32:32,433 IF YOU CATS ARE REAL MEN, 1970 01:32:32,500 --> 01:32:34,433 AND I KNOW YOU ARE, 1971 01:32:34,500 --> 01:32:37,500 YOU'RE GONNA COME BACK OUT THERE WITH ME... 1972 01:32:37,566 --> 01:32:39,900 AND YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE FIRE IN YOUR HEARTS, 1973 01:32:39,966 --> 01:32:42,533 AND YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE BLOOD IN YOUR EYES. 1974 01:32:42,600 --> 01:32:45,800 AND THEN WE'RE GONNA DO WHAT WE CAME HERE TO DO! 1975 01:32:45,866 --> 01:32:47,633 [GAME HORN BLOWS] 1976 01:32:54,933 --> 01:32:58,533 I DON'T KNOW HOW ELSE I CAN PLAY... 1977 01:32:58,600 --> 01:33:02,700 BUT RISE, LAZARUS. 1978 01:33:02,766 --> 01:33:04,800 BACK ONTO THE COURT COME THE PISCES, 1979 01:33:04,866 --> 01:33:06,866 TRAILING IT BY 10 POINTS. 1980 01:33:11,933 --> 01:33:12,966 [WHISTLE] 1981 01:34:45,133 --> 01:34:47,133 ♪ GIVIN' IT ONE MORE TRY 1982 01:34:47,200 --> 01:34:51,800 ♪ DOIN' IT TILL YOU FIND EVERLASTING PEACE OF MIND ♪ 1983 01:34:51,866 --> 01:34:54,033 ♪ EVERLASTING PEACE OF MIND ♪ 1984 01:34:54,100 --> 01:34:56,166 ♪ YOU KNOW IT'S DO OR DIE ♪ 1985 01:34:56,233 --> 01:34:57,866 ♪ LAY IT ON THE LINE 1986 01:34:57,933 --> 01:35:00,766 ♪ WHEN YOU KNOW WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND ♪ 1987 01:35:00,833 --> 01:35:03,100 ♪ YOU KNOW WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND ♪ 1988 01:35:03,166 --> 01:35:05,866 ♪ OH, DO-DO DO-DO-DO DO-DO DO ♪ 1989 01:35:07,966 --> 01:35:10,166 ♪ DO-DO DO-DO-DO DO-DO DO ♪ 1990 01:35:10,233 --> 01:35:11,466 ♪ DO-DO DOO 1991 01:35:11,533 --> 01:35:12,633 YOU KNOW, 1992 01:35:12,700 --> 01:35:14,166 ACCORDING TO MY CALCULATIONS, 1993 01:35:14,233 --> 01:35:18,133 IT'S IMPOSSIBLE FOR THE PISCES TO WIN TONIGHT, BUT-- 1994 01:35:18,200 --> 01:35:19,466 BUT WHAT? 1995 01:35:19,533 --> 01:35:21,533 SEE, THE THING IS I KNOW THAT, 1996 01:35:21,600 --> 01:35:23,800 AND YOU KNOW THAT... 1997 01:35:23,866 --> 01:35:25,600 BUT THEY DON'T. 1998 01:36:29,100 --> 01:36:30,633 GO GET HIM! 1999 01:36:41,666 --> 01:36:42,600 [WHISTLE] 2000 01:36:42,666 --> 01:36:44,733 [GAME HORN BLOWS] 2001 01:36:49,733 --> 01:36:53,133 LOS ANGELES HOLDING A 104-103 LEAD, 2002 01:36:53,200 --> 01:36:56,433 AND TIME IS RUNNING OUT. 2003 01:36:56,500 --> 01:36:59,733 TUCKER! GIVE ME THAT PUSS WHEN YOU GET OUT THERE! 2004 01:36:59,800 --> 01:37:02,700 DON'T USE IT HERE, SITTIN' ON YOUR BUTT! 2005 01:37:02,766 --> 01:37:04,100 NIXON! 2006 01:37:05,866 --> 01:37:06,800 WHEW! 2007 01:37:06,866 --> 01:37:08,800 JABBAR. 2008 01:37:08,866 --> 01:37:10,866 YOU DON'T SCARE ME! 2009 01:37:10,933 --> 01:37:12,433 BIGGEST MAN IN THE WORLD? 2010 01:37:12,500 --> 01:37:15,000 GET UP THERE AND PUT IT IN! 2011 01:37:16,800 --> 01:37:18,133 [GAME HORN BLOWS] 2012 01:37:20,533 --> 01:37:23,433 LISTEN, HOW ABOUT A CONDOMINIUM? 2013 01:37:23,500 --> 01:37:24,633 HOW ABOUT A USED CAR LOT? 2014 01:37:24,700 --> 01:37:25,833 A BLONDE, HUH? 2015 01:37:25,900 --> 01:37:27,200 A LEAR JET. AIRPLANE. 2016 01:37:27,266 --> 01:37:29,200 I'M NOT KIDDING. I CAN AFFORD THESE THINGS. 2017 01:37:29,266 --> 01:37:30,200 WHO IS THIS FOOL? 2018 01:37:30,266 --> 01:37:31,566 I'M WORTH $8 MILLION. 2019 01:37:31,633 --> 01:37:32,900 YOUR OWN BROTHER. 2020 01:37:32,966 --> 01:37:34,600 WHAT ABOUT MY BROTHER? 2021 01:37:34,666 --> 01:37:35,933 GET OFFA ME, MAN. 2022 01:37:36,000 --> 01:37:37,933 GIVE ME SOME GOOD NEWS. 2023 01:37:38,000 --> 01:37:42,600 [SOBBING] WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH ME? 2024 01:37:42,666 --> 01:37:44,433 OH, COMMISSIONER, ISN'T IT NICE? 2025 01:37:44,500 --> 01:37:48,000 MY BROTHER IS FINALLY HAVING A GOOD TIME. 2026 01:37:48,066 --> 01:37:49,900 3 SECONDS LEFT TO PLAY. 2027 01:37:49,966 --> 01:37:51,666 BALL OUT OF BOUNDS. 2028 01:37:51,733 --> 01:37:52,700 BASELINE BACK COURT. 2029 01:37:52,766 --> 01:37:54,133 HUDSON TAKES IT OUT. 2030 01:37:54,200 --> 01:37:55,833 HUDSON'S PASS IS KNOCKED DOWN. 2031 01:37:55,900 --> 01:37:57,200 FREE BALL! 2032 01:37:57,266 --> 01:37:58,666 THEY SCRAMBLE FOR IT ON THE FLOOR. 2033 01:37:58,733 --> 01:38:00,400 1st AND 10 SHOULD BE THE CALL, 2034 01:38:00,466 --> 01:38:02,966 BUT WE'RE GOING TO HAVE A JUMP BALL. 2035 01:38:03,033 --> 01:38:04,200 NOW LET'S SET THAT UP FOR YOU. 2036 01:38:04,266 --> 01:38:05,800 WE CUT THE CLOCK DOWN. 2037 01:38:05,866 --> 01:38:07,166 WE LOST TWO SECONDS THERE, 2038 01:38:07,233 --> 01:38:09,800 AND IT'S DOWN TO ONE SECOND LEFT. 2039 01:38:26,666 --> 01:38:28,133 HEY, REF! 2040 01:38:31,833 --> 01:38:35,566 WHAT'S HE TALKING ABOUT? HE FOULED ME. 2041 01:39:01,833 --> 01:39:03,166 [WHISTLE] 2042 01:39:23,933 --> 01:39:26,700 ♪ LISTEN TO YOUR HEART 2043 01:39:26,766 --> 01:39:29,900 ♪ AND LET US IN 2044 01:39:29,966 --> 01:39:36,700 ♪ FOLLOW EVERY DREAM FOREVER ♪ 2045 01:39:36,766 --> 01:39:39,100 ♪ LISTEN TO YOUR HEART 2046 01:39:39,166 --> 01:39:42,700 ♪ AND LET US IN 2047 01:39:42,766 --> 01:39:45,866 ♪ FOLLOW EVERY DREAM... 2048 01:40:34,300 --> 01:40:35,733 ♪ IT'S THE FISH 2049 01:40:35,800 --> 01:40:38,500 ♪ HAVEN'T YOU, HAVEN'T YOU HEARD? ♪ 2050 01:40:38,566 --> 01:40:39,933 ♪ IT'S THE FISH 2051 01:40:40,000 --> 01:40:42,500 ♪ HAVEN'T YOU, HAVEN'T YOU HEARD? ♪ 2052 01:40:42,566 --> 01:40:44,633 ♪ OH, HEY! 2053 01:40:44,700 --> 01:40:46,800 ♪ HAVE YOU HEARD? 2054 01:40:46,866 --> 01:40:49,400 ♪ IT'S THE FISH THAT SAVED PITTSBURGH ♪ 2055 01:40:49,466 --> 01:40:50,833 ♪ WHOA OOH OH 2056 01:40:50,900 --> 01:40:52,566 ♪ HAVE YOU HEARD? 2057 01:40:52,633 --> 01:40:55,300 ♪ IT'S THE FISH 2058 01:40:55,366 --> 01:40:56,800 ♪ HAVE YOU HEARD? 2059 01:40:56,866 --> 01:40:59,833 ♪ IT'S THE FISH THAT SAVED PITTSBURGH ♪ 2060 01:40:59,900 --> 01:41:01,900 ♪ WHOA OOH OH, HEY 2061 01:41:01,966 --> 01:41:04,833 ♪ IT'S THE FISH THAT SAVED PITTSBURGH ♪ 2062 01:41:12,500 --> 01:41:14,800 ♪ SHOUT IT OUT LOUD AND CLEAR ♪ 2063 01:41:14,866 --> 01:41:16,666 ♪ TELL THE WORLD IT HAPPENED HERE ♪ 2064 01:41:16,733 --> 01:41:19,233 ♪ SPREAD THE NEWS EVERYWHERE ♪ 2065 01:41:19,300 --> 01:41:21,166 ♪ ALL ACROSS THE LAND 2066 01:41:21,233 --> 01:41:23,500 ♪ WAY TO GO, WAY TO TRY ♪ 2067 01:41:23,566 --> 01:41:25,500 ♪ IT'S ALL ABOUT OUR TEAMWORK, GUYS ♪ 2068 01:41:25,566 --> 01:41:27,366 ♪ FATHER TO SON, TENDER WORDS ♪ 2069 01:41:27,433 --> 01:41:29,400 ♪ TRYIN' TO STAY ALIVE 2070 01:41:29,466 --> 01:41:30,833 ♪ HEY! 2071 01:41:30,900 --> 01:41:33,333 ♪ HAVE YOU HEARD? 2072 01:41:33,400 --> 01:41:35,866 ♪ IT'S THE FISH THAT SAVED PITTSBURGH ♪ 2073 01:41:35,933 --> 01:41:37,500 ♪ WHOA OOH OH 2074 01:41:37,566 --> 01:41:39,500 ♪ HAVE YOU HEARD? 2075 01:41:39,566 --> 01:41:41,600 ♪ IT'S THE FISH 2076 01:41:41,666 --> 01:41:43,233 ♪ SPREAD THE WORD 2077 01:41:43,300 --> 01:41:46,266 ♪ IT'S THE FISH THAT SAVED PITTSBURGH ♪ 2078 01:41:46,333 --> 01:41:48,200 ♪ WHOA OOH OH, HEY 2079 01:41:48,266 --> 01:41:51,300 ♪ IT'S THE FISH THAT SAVED PITTSBURGH ♪ 2080 01:42:07,033 --> 01:42:09,133 ♪ SPIDERMAN, SUPERMAN 2081 01:42:09,200 --> 01:42:11,066 ♪ NO SIX MILLION DOLLAR MAN ♪ 2082 01:42:11,133 --> 01:42:13,400 ♪ EVEN WONDER WOMAN'S SPINE ♪ 2083 01:42:13,466 --> 01:42:15,133 ♪ DIDN'T HAVE THE STUFF 2084 01:42:15,200 --> 01:42:17,333 ♪ SUCH A TEAM COULDN'T BE ♪ 2085 01:42:17,400 --> 01:42:19,400 ♪ SO FAR FROM REALITY 2086 01:42:19,466 --> 01:42:21,333 ♪ NOW IT'S JUST HISTORY 2087 01:42:21,400 --> 01:42:23,933 ♪ HAT'S OFF TO THE FISH 2088 01:42:31,133 --> 01:42:33,566 ♪ IT'S THE FISH THAT SAVED PITTSBURGH ♪ 2089 01:42:33,633 --> 01:42:36,133 ♪ WHOA OOH OH, HEY 2090 01:42:36,200 --> 01:42:37,500 ♪ FISH! 2091 01:42:37,566 --> 01:42:39,866 ♪ HAVEN'T YOU, HAVEN'T YOU HEARD? ♪ 2092 01:42:39,933 --> 01:42:41,233 ♪ IT'S THE FISH 2093 01:42:41,300 --> 01:42:43,866 ♪ HAVEN'T YOU, HAVEN'T YOU HEARD? ♪ 2094 01:42:43,933 --> 01:42:46,200 ♪ IT'S THE FISH THAT SAVED PITTSBURGH ♪ 2095 01:42:46,266 --> 01:42:48,400 ♪ WHOA OOH OH, HEY 2096 01:42:48,466 --> 01:42:51,333 ♪ IT'S THE FISH THAT SAVED PITTSBURGH ♪ 2097 01:42:58,266 --> 01:43:01,233 ♪ IT'S THE FISH THAT SAVED PITTSBURGH ♪ 2098 01:43:01,300 --> 01:43:03,366 ♪ WHOA OOH OH, HEY 2099 01:43:03,433 --> 01:43:05,300 ♪ IT'S THE FISH THAT SAVED PITTSBURGH ♪ 2100 01:43:05,366 --> 01:43:06,900 ♪ HEY! 2101 01:43:06,966 --> 01:43:08,933 ♪ HAVE YOU HEARD? 2102 01:43:09,000 --> 01:43:10,933 ♪ IT'S THE FISH 2103 01:43:11,000 --> 01:43:13,033 ♪ HAVE YOU HEARD? 2104 01:43:13,100 --> 01:43:15,633 ♪ IT'S THE FISH THAT SAVED PITTSBURGH ♪ 2105 01:43:15,700 --> 01:43:18,000 ♪ WHOA OOH OH, HEY 2106 01:43:18,066 --> 01:43:19,666 ♪ IT'S THE FISH THAT SAVED PITTSBURGH ♪ 2107 01:43:19,733 --> 01:43:21,200 ♪ FISH 2108 01:43:21,266 --> 01:43:23,233 ♪ HAVEN'T YOU, HAVEN'T YOU HEARD? ♪ 2109 01:43:23,300 --> 01:43:24,900 ♪ IT'S THE FISH 2110 01:43:24,966 --> 01:43:35,566 ♪ HAVEN'T YOU, HAVEN'T YOU HEARD...♪ 143764