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You got the ting, yeah?
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Yeah, I got that still.
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What you saying?
Blacked out chrome ting?
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- Silencer?
- Come on.
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You know man's certified
out here, fam.
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Yeah.
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Man wanna ring off the ting,
blud, you get me?
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Mm... That's why
man's shotting you the big ting.
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What you saying?
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You got the P, yeah?
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Telling you...
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Let me see the
bludclart ting first, brother.
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Cuz, man ain't really got time
for this, you know, fam.
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You know, boydem are on
to man already.
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We're moving
kinda bait as it is.
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The ting's wrapped in the bag.
You want it or not?
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Give me that.
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Yo, what the fuck
is this, brother?
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It's the
Motorola Lexus 2000 obviously.
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- A phone?
- Yeah, you listed your specifications
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and us man pulled through
for you, fam.
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A rasclart phone, brother?
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You said you wanted to ring off
the ting, the ting rings.
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You said you wanted chrome
and black.
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Rattattah, chrome and black.
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You said you wanted
a silencer...
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Silence. You also said
you wanted no fingerprints,
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so I got you two
protective screen wipes
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at no extra cost. Whoo!
Damn, I'm so road.
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And all that for 250, cuz.
Supply and demand, we do this.
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Brother, are you mad? Brother,
I said a wanted a strap, bruv.
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I know. It's got a
strap... Brother, a rasclart...
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A gun, blud. A fucking gun.
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Hey, cuz, I'm not gonna lie,
I feel mad hot in here, cuz.
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Are you hot, fam?
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Is this guy all right, bruv?
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I feel mad high, cuz.
Like, next level high.
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- This Cali is loud, innit?
- Uh, pattern your boy, man.
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Oi, Riko...
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I beg you don't do
another mad one again, fam.
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Brother, what d'you mean
"a mad one again"?
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He just has certain
mental health problems, innit.
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He's calm though.
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Oh, my days,
that ting is me, fam!
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Allow it, cuz, man!
Not now, fam!
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What kind of
mental health problems?
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Oi, my-size with the nice eyes.
Got a big bum and nice thighs.
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What you saying, pengaliscious?
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The name's Riko,
badman with the Chico's.
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- Roadman since birth, certified.
- Are you high?
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I'm higher than
a British Airways flight flying
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to Dubai. I'm lean
right about now,
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so I'll cut straight
to the point, innit?
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Why don't you give me
your number
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before I don't even want it
no more. What ya saying?
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What I'm saying
is you're a fucking weirdo
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and you're lucky
my man's not here yet,
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'cause he'd have banged you up
by now.
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What? You got a man?
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- Of course I got a man.
- Well, that's unfortunate. 'Cause I got a sword!
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What the fuck? Has your man got a sword?
Furthermore, where is your man?
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Is he even here?
Definitely a fuckboy.
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See, if I was your man
I'd be here, innit,
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protecting you,
24/6 from weirdos and wallys
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'cause that's what I do.
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So, I'm gonna rewind
and come again.
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What you telling me?
Man's a catch, I know.
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But what you
actually telling me?
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You're a fucking lunatic.
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- A little bit.
- What you even on?
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I was on you, innit?
But you don't seem on it.
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I'm not gonna lie,
I'm kinda feelin' this,
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like weird Rambo coyote vibe
he's got going on.
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- It's tickling my toes.
- Bang! Yes, my girl knows.
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She's all talking toes and that.
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And I'm not gonna lie,
I'm a toe-loving kinda guy.
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So, what you saying, babe?
Let me get that number?
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- Yeah, course.
- Hold this, please.
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You snooze, you lose, babe.
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Are you seeing this? What is
this fucking guy doing, bro?
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I think he just smoked
a little too much, man.
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He does this sometimes.
He's calm though.
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Fuck do you mean,
"He's calm", brother?
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You got me
inna some bait highroad
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while my man's
out there drawing tings
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with a fucking shetty.
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Then I got you, some dickhead
that don't know the difference
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between a strap
and a fucking mobile phone?
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You man said
you were about this life.
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Who the fuck are you, bro?
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Riko and Kane,
Skengville topboys in the game.
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The name's Riko, click-clack.
Roadman for life. Ya get me?
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- Really?
- What can I say? I get a wide-on for weirdos.
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Fuck, move, man.
He's nasty, you're nasty!
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Fam, I don't know if you think
this is some sort of game
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or something, bro.
I swear down, bro!
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So, you want to pay
for the phone now
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or you wanna pay in instalments?
Is he dumb?
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Well, get out
the fucking van, man.
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Fucking take your phone... I'm saying, man.
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And fucking get out of here.
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Pussio.
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Hey, cuz, you see that ting
I just drew, fam?
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She was peng!
She was proper on it, innit?
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Come, you're gonna get
yourself sectioned again, man.
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I'm cool, G-man.
Where we going anyway?
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We're going back
to the hood, fam.
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Allow it, peng ting Alexa.
Stop the music, fam.
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Sorry, fam, click-clack.
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Alexa, what's on
my calendar today, fam?
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There's nothing
on your calendar today, fam.
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Hajima!
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Rikoings!
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- My friendings.
- You all right, Patel?
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Hey, it's Pinky Patel!
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Say my dad's name,
you bitchfuckings.
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Oh, come on, man.
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Say it now! You imbecile
boyings muddafuckings.
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Mr. Pinky Patel, innit.
That's right, isn't it?
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Show some respectings,
you bumbaclarting.
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- What?
- Shut it!
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I want my bloody money,
innit, blud?
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And where is that pussyclart
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bloody Black imbecile friend
of yours?
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Hey, hey, hey!
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I see you didn't get the memo
and all of that, you know.
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Black lives matter now,
fam, you get me?
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It's proper good to see you!
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Imagine, I was just about
to call you, you know.
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What the fuck?
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Uh, you two fucking
each other now, huh?
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No, we're not gay, bro. We just
sleep together, innit. Heyey-ey-ey!
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Don't tell me
your jiggy-jiggy sexy time,
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you bunch of bastardings.
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You thought I forgot you,
dickhead, huh? Huh?
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Where is my cocaines,
you bunch of wastemanings, huh?
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Yeah, because word
on the roadings,
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brothers, is that you got jacked
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by the Somali gun peoples, dickhead.
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Dickhead!
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Dickhead?
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You got robbed
by the Malis, fam?
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You told me you were
proper cool with them, man.
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Come on, man, me and the Malis
are cool, bruv.
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We're practically family,
you get me?
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I am a Mali, bruv,
they rated that. Trust me.
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So, imagine this, listen.
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I must have pulled up
to the ting with the merchandise
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like a badboy. You get me?
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My man started screaming now.
Woo-woo-woo-woo!
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Then I got rushed.
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Madting!
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Fifteen Somalis screaming out,
"Warya! Warya!"
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"Walahi! Walahi! Kaleh! Kaleh!
Hoosgut! Hoosgut!"
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"Walahi! I'm the captain now!"
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It was emotional, fam.
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That's a mad ting still.
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Dad! Let me fucking
fuck him hard!
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Motherchode gandu
pussyclartings!
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Wait, what?
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Dickhead!
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I give you one week!
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And I want my 15,000 back.
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If not, I'm gonna come back here
and kill the both of you.
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- Now, let me out of here.
- Well, the door's there, bro.
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I know where
the fucking door is!
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You bhenchod!
I'm not fucking blind!
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I'll be back, dickhead.
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I'm not gonna lie, fam,
them slaps kinda hurt.
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I know, man, about slapping me.
I should have slapped him back
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00:09:58,989 --> 00:10:01,054
but true say Pinky's an older,
I thought I'd allow him.
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00:10:01,078 --> 00:10:02,665
I don't want
to be disrespectful, you get me?
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00:10:02,689 --> 00:10:04,144
You gotta respect
the age of nature, fam.
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- The age of what?
- The age of nature, fam.
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00:10:06,736 --> 00:10:08,409
I was reading about it
at my anger management class.
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I find the whole basis
of the idea calms me down
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- when I get agitated.
- Man don't care about all that, fam.
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00:10:13,264 --> 00:10:15,049
Man's got real life problems, G.
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What we gonna do, bro?
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00:10:18,400 --> 00:10:20,620
How the fuck
we gonna raise 15 bags, cuz?
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00:10:23,797 --> 00:10:26,495
Linkup TV
presents Lethal Bizzle live
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at XOYO on the 2nd of March.
It's gonna be...
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Are you thinking
what I'm thinking, fam?
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Yeah.
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00:10:33,458 --> 00:10:36,592
Man's thinking Bizzle might have
to be the next victim still.
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Straight robbery settings,
ya get me?
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00:10:39,856 --> 00:10:42,250
I dunno though, man.
I kinda like Bizzle, still.
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00:10:42,380 --> 00:10:43,749
Do you remember
the remix we did, blud?
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Yeah, course, fam.
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00:10:49,953 --> 00:10:52,347
Allow it, man!
Lemon and herb that shit, cuz.
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My man's rich, bro.
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00:10:54,697 --> 00:10:57,265
All we need to do is just run up
in a ting, rob him,
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no long ting, set pace,
you get me?
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00:10:59,441 --> 00:11:02,052
His watch is worth, like,
three million or something.
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00:11:02,966 --> 00:11:03,966
Three million, fam?
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00:11:04,315 --> 00:11:06,404
Yeah, something like that,
it's... it's Ps though.
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00:11:06,491 --> 00:11:09,930
Listen, we're back on the road.
The top boy duo are back.
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00:11:10,017 --> 00:11:12,149
Riko and Kane
rush hour settings, fam.
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00:11:12,280 --> 00:11:14,325
- Are you on it or not?
- Yeah, I'm on it, cuz.
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If we're gonna set him up
though, we're gonna need
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a strap and some more soldiers.
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00:11:17,546 --> 00:11:19,829
- I'm gonna call my mandem, innit.
- Bruv, call your mandem
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00:11:19,853 --> 00:11:21,898
and put down
that fucking sword, fam.
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00:11:22,420 --> 00:11:24,466
Whoa!
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00:11:26,076 --> 00:11:28,862
So, where's your mandem?
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00:11:29,558 --> 00:11:31,118
Don't worry, them man
will be here, fam.
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00:11:31,908 --> 00:11:33,257
What, they're
proper goons, yeah?
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00:11:33,344 --> 00:11:35,259
Course, fam. Proper reckless.
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My mandem are on this ting.
Straight greez, you get me?
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00:11:38,175 --> 00:11:40,308
All right. They sound like
the type of mandem
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- you see me rolling with still.
- Trust me when I tell you
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these men are certified
on the roads, fam.
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All right, all right.
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So, where these man?
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There they are, fam.
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What the fuck is that, bruv?
They're school kids.
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Have you lost
your mind or something?
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Look at my man, man!
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He's still - in his school uniform!
Yeah, sorry about that.
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00:11:59,849 --> 00:12:01,914
Man was just playing out,
innit and I didn't get time
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to go yard and change.
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00:12:03,113 --> 00:12:04,873
Plus, my mum's kind of
vexing me for shotting
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the Sky box for a score,
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00:12:06,421 --> 00:12:08,205
so it's kinda peak at yard still.
See?
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00:12:08,336 --> 00:12:09,467
These man are on stuff, cuz.
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00:12:09,554 --> 00:12:10,793
I told you, reckless,
you get me?
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00:12:10,817 --> 00:12:12,949
Playing out, fam?
Tell me it's a joke.
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00:12:13,036 --> 00:12:14,429
- It's a joke, innit?
- No, cuz.
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This is perfectly real.
These man are hungry, blud.
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Gully, ruthless
and only 15 years old.
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Uh, nah, man ain't even 12 yet.
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00:12:20,391 --> 00:12:22,350
Astaghfirullah! Not even 12!
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I will be hitting
that come Christmas, fam.
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You know what,
it's way past your bedtime.
234
00:12:26,093 --> 00:12:28,051
- Go home, be safe, bye!
- Blud, relax, man.
235
00:12:28,138 --> 00:12:29,661
Them man brought
a strap for us still.
236
00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:32,447
A... A str... A strap!
A real-life gun, yeah?
237
00:12:32,577 --> 00:12:34,297
How else you think
we're gonna rob man, fam?
238
00:12:34,362 --> 00:12:35,493
That's the ting still.
239
00:12:35,798 --> 00:12:36,862
It's my big brother's
though, innit?
240
00:12:36,886 --> 00:12:38,105
So, don't use no bullets
241
00:12:38,235 --> 00:12:40,194
'cause he'll find out
and beat us all up,
242
00:12:40,281 --> 00:12:41,935
especially you, fam.
243
00:12:42,022 --> 00:12:43,023
What? Are you dumb, bruv?
244
00:12:43,197 --> 00:12:44,917
Your brother could never try
a ting with me.
245
00:12:45,112 --> 00:12:47,592
- D'you know who I am, cuz?
- Yeah, course I do.
246
00:12:47,723 --> 00:12:49,963
My brother goes he chiefed you
a couple months ago still.
247
00:12:50,117 --> 00:12:51,117
On the high road.
248
00:12:51,422 --> 00:12:52,922
He goes he linked you to buy
a strap but you come
249
00:12:52,946 --> 00:12:54,556
with some dead mobile.
Whatever, man!
250
00:12:54,643 --> 00:12:56,577
Bun all the bullshit
and the long ting. You get me?
251
00:12:56,601 --> 00:12:57,951
Let's go and yam this fool.
252
00:12:58,038 --> 00:12:59,561
Don't know famalam.
253
00:13:49,785 --> 00:13:51,221
What the hell
are you doing, fam?
254
00:13:51,308 --> 00:13:53,156
- You're meant to be working.
- Nah, I was just...
255
00:13:53,180 --> 00:13:54,921
I was just preeing
the ting, innit?
256
00:13:55,008 --> 00:13:56,966
Nah, man, we're meant
to be doing a fucking move
257
00:13:57,053 --> 00:13:58,933
and you're here skanking
with the gal-dem sugar.
258
00:13:59,055 --> 00:14:00,511
Have you even spotted
Bizzle yet, cuz?
259
00:14:00,535 --> 00:14:02,363
Yeah, obviously,
he's over there, innit?
260
00:14:02,711 --> 00:14:04,234
He's looking kinda hench
though, I lie?
261
00:14:04,321 --> 00:14:06,236
Fuck that, fam.
Man's got the mash, innit?
262
00:14:06,323 --> 00:14:07,455
I can't even lie, cuz.
263
00:14:07,542 --> 00:14:09,128
I feel to let it off
in the air right now.
264
00:14:09,152 --> 00:14:11,328
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
What's wrong with you, bruv?
265
00:14:11,415 --> 00:14:13,678
Chill your pants, man.
Why you so hype for, bro?
266
00:14:13,765 --> 00:14:15,593
- Sorry, bro.
- How much weed you smoke today?
267
00:14:15,680 --> 00:14:17,223
Just a couple of zoots,
G. I'm cool, man.
268
00:14:17,247 --> 00:14:18,964
- You had your meds today, yeah?
- Yeah, bro.
269
00:14:18,988 --> 00:14:21,643
Oi, calm, fam.
270
00:14:21,904 --> 00:14:23,224
He's in the toilet
on his Js, cuz.
271
00:14:23,340 --> 00:14:25,342
We gotta move to him now!
Get the mandem, innit.
272
00:14:31,696 --> 00:14:34,003
I'm not gonna lie!
You man are sick!
273
00:14:35,396 --> 00:14:38,747
I feel sick.
This is what I mean, man.
274
00:14:39,313 --> 00:14:41,793
Can't we do this ourselves,
bruv? Riko and Kane.
275
00:14:41,924 --> 00:14:44,274
Riko and Kane.
Let's do this, famalamo!
276
00:14:49,279 --> 00:14:51,934
Dench sausage needs to...
release!
277
00:14:57,418 --> 00:14:59,724
Yo, Bizzle,
click-clack, it's showtime.
278
00:15:00,856 --> 00:15:02,423
Hold on, cuz, I'm pissing innit?
279
00:15:05,469 --> 00:15:07,341
Oh, for real. Sorry, fam.
280
00:15:09,647 --> 00:15:11,954
True say, he is pissing,
and you can't really rush a man.
281
00:15:28,014 --> 00:15:29,534
What you saying?
Y... You finished yet?
282
00:15:31,278 --> 00:15:32,278
Nah, fam.
283
00:15:33,976 --> 00:15:34,976
He ain't finished yet.
284
00:15:39,112 --> 00:15:41,027
What's all this? What
does it look like, fam?
285
00:15:41,157 --> 00:15:43,116
This is
a click-clack robbery, cuz.
286
00:15:43,246 --> 00:15:45,988
Remain silent and hush them big,
dry lips of yours
287
00:15:46,075 --> 00:15:47,772
'cause I ain't scared of you!
288
00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:50,993
Now, give me your...
289
00:15:51,167 --> 00:15:53,517
What shall I ask first, fam?
His watch or his chain?
290
00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:55,302
Dunno, what's worth more Ps?
291
00:15:55,432 --> 00:15:58,044
What's worth more Ps, fam,
your watch or your chain?
292
00:15:58,392 --> 00:16:00,192
What, is this some type
of prank or something?
293
00:16:00,350 --> 00:16:01,699
This ain't no prank, rudeboy.
294
00:16:01,830 --> 00:16:04,180
This is Crimewatch UK live
and direct in your face!
295
00:16:04,311 --> 00:16:05,834
This is a real life move.
296
00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:09,011
- Click-clack!
- You man can't be serious, man.
297
00:16:09,142 --> 00:16:10,447
Why's your hand all shaking for?
298
00:16:11,405 --> 00:16:12,841
Nah, don't watch that, cuz.
299
00:16:13,276 --> 00:16:15,191
Man's just got
a lickle arthritis, innit?
300
00:16:15,931 --> 00:16:18,542
But what you saying?
Can I have your watch, please?
301
00:16:18,629 --> 00:16:19,761
Fuck that!
302
00:16:19,891 --> 00:16:21,771
Man want your fucking watch,
your fucking chain,
303
00:16:21,806 --> 00:16:23,286
your fucking ring,
your fucking hat,
304
00:16:23,373 --> 00:16:25,027
the fucking creps,
your fucking wallet!
305
00:16:25,114 --> 00:16:27,377
Everything, fam!
Oyster card, library card
306
00:16:27,464 --> 00:16:29,510
fucking Nectar card,
and even your boxers, blud!
307
00:16:29,640 --> 00:16:32,165
Give man everything.
Anything and everything.
308
00:16:32,295 --> 00:16:34,645
Man want your fucking car keys
and some weed...
309
00:16:34,732 --> 00:16:36,169
if you got any.
310
00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:41,043
- Man said boxers.
- Take off or get lit up, it's that simple, fam.
311
00:16:41,391 --> 00:16:43,631
- It's like that, yeah?
- Damn right it's like that, cuz.
312
00:16:43,698 --> 00:16:45,110
Put this shit
in your lyrics, rudeboy.
313
00:16:45,134 --> 00:16:47,832
You got robbed by Riko
and Kane, fam, Skengville, blud.
314
00:16:47,919 --> 00:16:50,096
Yeah, that's right, cuz!
315
00:16:50,226 --> 00:16:52,054
Give me them
Nectar points, cuzzy.
316
00:16:52,141 --> 00:16:54,187
Yeah, tryna stall the ting,
you get me?
317
00:16:54,274 --> 00:16:56,537
I should shoot
a man down for that!
318
00:16:56,667 --> 00:16:57,886
What, what, what?
319
00:16:57,973 --> 00:16:59,453
What you know
about Riko and Kane?
320
00:16:59,583 --> 00:17:01,431
- Biggest gangbangers in the game.
- Click-clack!
321
00:17:01,455 --> 00:17:02,673
Man wanna talk about fame
322
00:17:02,760 --> 00:17:04,197
until you get popped
for your chain.
323
00:17:04,284 --> 00:17:05,444
- Click-clack!
- That's right.
324
00:17:05,894 --> 00:17:08,766
Any time you hear click-clack,
you know Skengville are back!
325
00:17:08,853 --> 00:17:11,726
I'm talking 'bout certi gang,
badboy for life,
326
00:17:11,856 --> 00:17:14,729
badboy up in this building.
327
00:17:14,816 --> 00:17:16,336
What's with the
fucking long ting, cuz?
328
00:17:16,383 --> 00:17:18,820
Hurry the fuck up before I put
a bullet in your bumhole, fam.
329
00:17:18,950 --> 00:17:22,171
Oh, my God! Hey, Sprinkle.
330
00:17:22,389 --> 00:17:23,651
No, no, no, babe,
331
00:17:23,738 --> 00:17:26,045
what you doing playing
with sexy sex toys?
332
00:17:26,175 --> 00:17:27,175
It's not...
333
00:17:27,655 --> 00:17:29,787
If you wanted
to play with a big hard toy
334
00:17:30,136 --> 00:17:31,528
then you should've just asked
335
00:17:31,702 --> 00:17:37,317
'cause I got a big hard one
right here for you.
336
00:17:43,410 --> 00:17:45,890
You know man - was just joking, innit.
Shut up, you dickhead!
337
00:17:45,977 --> 00:17:47,240
Leave it, yeah!
338
00:17:47,631 --> 00:17:49,503
Serious, I can expl...
339
00:17:49,633 --> 00:17:51,331
Nah, fam.
340
00:17:51,418 --> 00:17:53,246
Charlie, you know
what these dickheads tried
341
00:17:53,333 --> 00:17:55,180
to do to me, fam? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
342
00:17:55,204 --> 00:17:57,163
These pussios tried
to rob me, fam.
343
00:17:57,250 --> 00:18:00,296
Nah, these dickheads tried
a roll-up on big Biz.
344
00:18:00,383 --> 00:18:01,383
Dickheads!
345
00:18:01,732 --> 00:18:04,387
Look at you now, fam.
Your fucking BTEC boxers.
346
00:18:04,474 --> 00:18:06,607
Hey, where you get them
boxershorts from, rudeboy?
347
00:18:06,737 --> 00:18:09,697
Swear it's got skid marks!
348
00:18:09,784 --> 00:18:11,264
Hop on your legs for me, bro.
349
00:18:11,655 --> 00:18:13,285
Hey, hop, rudeboy! Hop
on ya leg, bro. Hop!
350
00:18:13,309 --> 00:18:14,429
Hop on your legs, fam.
Hop!
351
00:18:14,615 --> 00:18:15,975
Higher than that.
Higher than that.
352
00:18:16,182 --> 00:18:17,400
Hop!
Higher than that, bro.
353
00:18:18,880 --> 00:18:21,012
Switch legs,
blud. Squat. Squat.
354
00:18:21,230 --> 00:18:22,753
Squat, fam,
you got chicken legs, man.
355
00:18:22,840 --> 00:18:23,928
Star jumps, cuz.
356
00:18:24,233 --> 00:18:26,153
Give me some star jumps.
Put some energy into it.
357
00:18:26,366 --> 00:18:29,151
Come on. That's not a star jump!
Hey, dutty wine for me as well.
358
00:18:29,586 --> 00:18:31,284
Hey! Dutty wine
for me as well, man.
359
00:18:31,371 --> 00:18:32,891
- Together, fam. Wine.
- What the fuck?
360
00:18:32,937 --> 00:18:35,201
Slow wine, bro,
slow wine. Lower than that.
361
00:18:35,331 --> 00:18:36,680
Do what you're told, rudeboy.
362
00:18:36,854 --> 00:18:39,030
Lower than that,
fam. Lower than that, fam.
363
00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:45,820
That's nasty!
Look at them, man!
364
00:18:45,994 --> 00:18:47,517
Oi, Linkup TV,
you getting this, fam?
365
00:18:47,604 --> 00:18:49,563
You getting this?
Oi, do me a favor, fam,
366
00:18:49,650 --> 00:18:51,450
tell me who these
fucking dickheads are, blud.
367
00:18:51,739 --> 00:18:53,978
Dickheads! Dickheads! Dickheads! Dickheads!
Dickheads! Dickheads!
368
00:18:54,002 --> 00:18:56,135
- Dickheads! Dickheads!
- Dickheads!
369
00:18:56,222 --> 00:18:57,962
Trying to rob me?
You crazy, fam?
370
00:18:58,049 --> 00:18:59,809
Dickheads!
Dickheads! Dickheads! Dickheads!
371
00:18:59,834 --> 00:19:01,314
Give some star jumps.
372
00:19:01,531 --> 00:19:03,707
Hey, these man are waste, fam.
373
00:19:04,055 --> 00:19:05,535
I'm catching bare joke.
374
00:19:05,709 --> 00:19:07,668
- Hey, let me see, fam.
- Shut up, man.
375
00:19:07,755 --> 00:19:09,365
Dickhead.
376
00:19:09,757 --> 00:19:11,628
Listen, I'm sorry, mate!
377
00:19:11,759 --> 00:19:13,021
I'll get your money, I promise.
378
00:19:13,282 --> 00:19:15,806
I'll get your money, please,
please. Don't, don't...
379
00:19:19,984 --> 00:19:20,985
Rah...
380
00:19:21,638 --> 00:19:23,558
my man got dashed
off the fourth floor, ya na!
381
00:19:36,653 --> 00:19:37,915
Going down.
382
00:20:00,721 --> 00:20:01,721
What'’s up?
383
00:20:05,073 --> 00:20:07,075
Said he gonna be here
in a sec still. Cool.
384
00:20:07,162 --> 00:20:08,555
Fam, what happened with my man?
385
00:20:08,859 --> 00:20:10,905
That dickhead tried
to short man five bills.
386
00:20:11,079 --> 00:20:12,211
Five bills, bro?
387
00:20:13,124 --> 00:20:14,754
You dashed man
off the balcony for five bills?
388
00:20:14,778 --> 00:20:16,780
Fam, I'll dash you
off the balcony for two.
389
00:20:18,042 --> 00:20:19,653
Fucking dickhead.
390
00:20:19,740 --> 00:20:22,003
This is what I'm saying, cuz,
you ain't built for this.
391
00:20:22,090 --> 00:20:23,483
Nah, what d'you mean,
bro? Man is.
392
00:20:23,570 --> 00:20:24,770
I wanted to chat to you still.
393
00:20:24,962 --> 00:20:26,312
I think we should rob
some banks.
394
00:20:27,095 --> 00:20:28,879
This ain't fucking 1990, bro.
395
00:20:29,140 --> 00:20:30,620
Nah, man's got
this app, innit, like,
396
00:20:30,751 --> 00:20:33,319
it can interfere
and turn off cameras... Shut up, man.
397
00:20:33,710 --> 00:20:35,538
Yeah, he's here, fam.
398
00:20:35,799 --> 00:20:36,800
Cool.
399
00:20:37,410 --> 00:20:38,933
Man's gotta go pattern
some business.
400
00:20:47,507 --> 00:20:49,030
My father will talk to you now.
401
00:20:49,596 --> 00:20:51,511
Shotti.
402
00:20:51,902 --> 00:20:53,182
Yeah. What
you saying, Krzysztof?
403
00:20:53,295 --> 00:20:55,645
I'm going to need
some more of your product.
404
00:20:55,950 --> 00:20:57,343
Yeah, that's cool but...
405
00:20:58,039 --> 00:20:59,559
got a different batch
this time around.
406
00:20:59,997 --> 00:21:02,130
Better quality.
407
00:21:12,009 --> 00:21:13,837
It's good.
408
00:21:13,924 --> 00:21:16,187
He's telling the truth.
409
00:21:16,275 --> 00:21:18,886
It's better than the last time.
410
00:21:18,973 --> 00:21:20,453
My daughter says it's good.
411
00:21:20,583 --> 00:21:23,630
Thing is, yeah,
this batch is 38 on a key
412
00:21:23,760 --> 00:21:25,588
and the minimum
I can bring you is three.
413
00:21:25,762 --> 00:21:26,763
That's no problem.
414
00:21:27,286 --> 00:21:29,592
So, I send someone next week
to drop and collect, yes?
415
00:21:29,679 --> 00:21:33,379
- Yeah. Next week's cool.
- My grandmother used to say
416
00:21:34,118 --> 00:21:36,251
"You should never steal
from yourself...
417
00:21:36,643 --> 00:21:40,908
or the hand that feeds you." My gran
used to say...
418
00:21:41,474 --> 00:21:44,215
"Steal from me
and I'll slap you silly."
419
00:21:46,522 --> 00:21:47,922
Think our grans
would get on, innit?
420
00:21:54,051 --> 00:21:55,531
I don't trust him.
421
00:21:55,618 --> 00:21:57,228
He's a nobody.
422
00:22:03,147 --> 00:22:05,454
- Wagwan, fam?
- Man, fuck these pricks.
423
00:22:06,194 --> 00:22:07,994
Man tryna pull up
in his front room, you know.
424
00:22:08,414 --> 00:22:09,414
Oi, listen up!
425
00:22:09,850 --> 00:22:12,505
I want everyone out here active.
426
00:22:13,244 --> 00:22:15,899
If any of the mandem see
any of my fucking opps
427
00:22:15,986 --> 00:22:17,161
the DeMarcos,
428
00:22:17,597 --> 00:22:20,469
I don't give a shit if man
is with his fucking aunt
429
00:22:20,556 --> 00:22:22,819
or fucking uncle,
you light them pricks up.
430
00:22:22,993 --> 00:22:25,039
You hear me?
Course, man. Yeah!
431
00:22:27,781 --> 00:22:29,181
What you saying
for this Polish man?
432
00:22:29,435 --> 00:22:31,611
On the next one, bro,
man's gonna pattern that pussy.
433
00:22:32,394 --> 00:22:34,222
Show man this is my hood!
434
00:22:35,136 --> 00:22:36,790
This kebab is peng, blud.
435
00:22:37,051 --> 00:22:38,705
I love the way
the succulent beef mixes in
436
00:22:38,792 --> 00:22:39,880
with the flavorsome sauces.
437
00:22:39,967 --> 00:22:41,664
So scrumptious, cuz.
438
00:22:42,186 --> 00:22:44,537
Bruv, man's got
real life problems, G.
439
00:22:44,711 --> 00:22:46,321
What we gonna do
about the Patels?
440
00:22:46,713 --> 00:22:50,369
- Oh, yeah, the Patels.
- We're a laughingstock, man.
441
00:22:50,673 --> 00:22:52,371
That Bizzle video's
everywhere, bruv.
442
00:22:52,458 --> 00:22:55,504
I'm Just Bait, the Shadeborough,
Grime Daily, Linkup TV.
443
00:22:55,635 --> 00:22:57,593
I even emailed YouTube
to take it down.
444
00:22:57,811 --> 00:22:59,203
What? Allow that, cuz.
445
00:22:59,290 --> 00:23:01,336
Man, I kinda like - the video still.
What?
446
00:23:01,554 --> 00:23:02,835
Man all see
a couple comments, bro,
447
00:23:02,859 --> 00:23:03,979
saying I look buff and that.
448
00:23:04,295 --> 00:23:06,448
- I'm all getting ratings, fam.
- Bruv, it was one comment
449
00:23:06,472 --> 00:23:08,996
and it came from
someone called "Jimmy-_69."
450
00:23:09,257 --> 00:23:10,345
Jimmy, fam!
451
00:23:10,824 --> 00:23:12,758
That ain't a sexy look, G.Oi,
a comment's a comment, bro,
452
00:23:12,782 --> 00:23:14,543
just 'cause you ain't getting
no comments, fam.
453
00:23:14,567 --> 00:23:15,872
Bruv, fuck a comment, bruv.
454
00:23:16,090 --> 00:23:18,571
Bruv, we're out here on stage
looking like some pussios.
455
00:23:18,658 --> 00:23:20,442
I'm out here looking
for redemption, bruv.
456
00:23:20,703 --> 00:23:23,402
Redemption. I like it.
Like Shawshank?
457
00:23:23,750 --> 00:23:26,535
You know what, yeah?
Man ain't havin' it no more.
458
00:23:27,362 --> 00:23:29,042
Man's gonna show the roads
what time it is.
459
00:23:29,277 --> 00:23:31,366
And I ain't talking
about no quarter past three.
460
00:23:31,932 --> 00:23:33,455
I'm talking about a big move.
461
00:23:34,325 --> 00:23:37,067
Riko and Kane, G.Riko and Kane,
cuz, you're right.
462
00:23:37,241 --> 00:23:39,121
I say I call my mandem
and arrange another move.
463
00:23:39,243 --> 00:23:41,811
Nah, fam. I ain't got time
for your CBBC mandem, blud.
464
00:23:42,159 --> 00:23:45,424
- This time we do something big.
- Like what though, fam?
465
00:23:45,859 --> 00:23:49,602
The move of all moves.
466
00:23:50,080 --> 00:23:52,343
Something that's gonna
finally put us on the map
467
00:23:52,431 --> 00:23:54,607
as roadman for good.
468
00:23:55,477 --> 00:23:58,219
Riko and Kane, G.Riko and Kane, G.
469
00:24:00,482 --> 00:24:03,572
You sure about this, fam?
470
00:24:05,008 --> 00:24:08,490
Told you, I'm sick and tired of
not being rated as a roadman.
471
00:24:08,621 --> 00:24:10,405
I'm on this ting,
and after today
472
00:24:10,492 --> 00:24:12,189
everyone's gonna know
about us, fam.
473
00:24:12,276 --> 00:24:13,887
I'm fully on this gun ting now.
474
00:24:14,278 --> 00:24:15,323
You sure about that?
475
00:24:15,410 --> 00:24:16,474
The other day
you was moving shook.
476
00:24:16,498 --> 00:24:17,649
You was all shaking
and that, bro.
477
00:24:17,673 --> 00:24:19,632
I told you,
it was the arthritis.
478
00:24:19,719 --> 00:24:21,155
But my doctor sorted
that out now.
479
00:24:21,590 --> 00:24:24,463
Thank God for the NHS.God bless the NHS.
480
00:24:24,680 --> 00:24:25,920
It's time for that click-clack.
481
00:24:25,986 --> 00:24:28,031
It's about to go
off in there, fam.
482
00:24:28,118 --> 00:24:30,381
- You Ready Steady Cook, yeah?
- I dunno, man.
483
00:24:30,773 --> 00:24:32,601
A bank robbery,
it's a bit hype for us, na?
484
00:24:32,688 --> 00:24:35,299
Exactly! That's where
we've been going wrong, fam.
485
00:24:35,430 --> 00:24:36,562
We need to be more hype.
486
00:24:36,953 --> 00:24:40,130
Bare roadman do bank robberies
and now, it's our time.
487
00:24:40,261 --> 00:24:43,003
Riko and Kane, bang-bang.
Fuck it.
488
00:24:43,177 --> 00:24:46,223
- Bang-bang, let's do this, fam.
- Oi, oi, what you lot saying?
489
00:24:46,354 --> 00:24:48,419
- What the fuck, man?
- Uh, you know who man is, innit?
490
00:24:48,443 --> 00:24:50,769
- Yeah, man know who you are, fam.
- Nah, nah, it's man like Ed.
491
00:24:50,793 --> 00:24:53,796
Certified crackhead.
Crack... Ed... you get it?
492
00:24:53,883 --> 00:24:55,624
You get it? Crack-Ed...
493
00:24:59,236 --> 00:25:01,021
- Just fuck off, man.
- No, no, Reeks.
494
00:25:01,108 --> 00:25:02,936
Bro, Reeks,
I saw your mum, innit?
495
00:25:03,023 --> 00:25:05,001
What? Don't talk about my mum, man.
No, no. No, bro.
496
00:25:05,025 --> 00:25:06,306
I saw your mum
in the showers, innit?
497
00:25:06,330 --> 00:25:08,210
- What the fuck?
- No, no, in the swimming pool.
498
00:25:08,289 --> 00:25:09,290
Leighton Leisure Lagoon.
499
00:25:09,682 --> 00:25:11,398
I go there sometimes
to wash my ball bags, yeah.
500
00:25:11,422 --> 00:25:13,381
It's only 20p. It's a bargain!
501
00:25:13,512 --> 00:25:15,751
Anyway, you see your mum, yeah.
I'm watching her wash herself.
502
00:25:15,775 --> 00:25:17,666
Yeah, no, no, I weren't looking.
I weren't looking.
503
00:25:17,690 --> 00:25:19,810
Tell a lie, I might have looked
once but respectfully.
504
00:25:19,866 --> 00:25:21,866
She's pretty, - she's got nice legs.
Strong legs.
505
00:25:21,911 --> 00:25:23,351
Stop talking about my mum!
Nah, bro.
506
00:25:23,434 --> 00:25:24,994
Nah, she's standing
by the locker, yeah.
507
00:25:25,045 --> 00:25:27,917
She's looking all sad and that,
no P, just a bikini.
508
00:25:28,004 --> 00:25:30,441
So, man like me,
I subsidized that.
509
00:25:30,572 --> 00:25:33,575
I made that transaction happen.
I gave her the pound, bro.
510
00:25:33,749 --> 00:25:34,837
She was so happy.
511
00:25:35,185 --> 00:25:37,424
She was so perky and I'm
just thinking out loud here bro,
512
00:25:37,448 --> 00:25:40,060
- I'm gonna need that pound back.
- Move man, you ginger shithead!
513
00:25:40,147 --> 00:25:41,147
What did you say?
514
00:25:41,191 --> 00:25:42,511
- All right, here we go.
- Ginger?
515
00:25:42,628 --> 00:25:43,933
You call me ginger, bruv?
516
00:25:44,151 --> 00:25:46,259
D'you know what? You man can say
whatever you want about me.
517
00:25:46,283 --> 00:25:49,069
You can say I shit in a bush,
I shit on the highroad.
518
00:25:49,460 --> 00:25:52,463
I don't wipe my bum,
but so what? Who does?
519
00:25:52,551 --> 00:25:54,050
But ginger, bruv?
It's not even ginger.
520
00:25:54,074 --> 00:25:56,467
It's more like strawberry blond.
Look, I'll show you my p...
521
00:25:56,598 --> 00:25:58,097
What are you doing?
Allow that, bro, man!
522
00:25:58,121 --> 00:25:59,209
Got like a salmon tinge.
523
00:25:59,296 --> 00:26:00,709
It's cool, you don't have
to show, man!
524
00:26:00,733 --> 00:26:02,648
Allow it! Give him
the pound, bro!
525
00:26:02,909 --> 00:26:05,191
Here, just take the pound! Take the pound.
Fuck off, bro! Oh, Reeks, bro.
526
00:26:05,215 --> 00:26:08,610
Love for that, bro. I can feel
the ginger love in you, brother.
527
00:26:09,219 --> 00:26:11,502
Oi, Kane, what you saying, yeah?
You got a pound for me, brother?
528
00:26:11,526 --> 00:26:12,832
I'll sing for you, yeah?
529
00:26:15,486 --> 00:26:18,098
Chat to me and I will quarantine
your life, rudeboy!
530
00:26:18,228 --> 00:26:19,969
Big man, say no more.
531
00:26:20,056 --> 00:26:21,860
I'm not tryna get
my head licked off here, fellas.
532
00:26:21,884 --> 00:26:23,724
I feel like I've got
a lot of potential in life
533
00:26:23,756 --> 00:26:25,627
and I can see you lot
are somewhat busy
534
00:26:25,714 --> 00:26:27,760
so I'm gonna bounce
by the ounce, freaks.
535
00:26:27,847 --> 00:26:29,152
I love you, son, Kane.
536
00:26:29,239 --> 00:26:31,415
Keep doing you, brother.
I see it, I see it all.
537
00:26:31,502 --> 00:26:33,219
I see it, keep doing you,
brother. I love you fellas.
538
00:26:33,243 --> 00:26:34,243
I love you.
539
00:26:35,550 --> 00:26:36,769
What you doing, fam?
540
00:26:36,899 --> 00:26:38,529
What you saying, man?
I just got gassed, man.
541
00:26:38,553 --> 00:26:40,207
Come, we do this, blud.
542
00:26:41,861 --> 00:26:43,863
Yeah, hold on a minute.
You got your debit card?
543
00:26:43,993 --> 00:26:45,255
What? What for?
544
00:26:45,734 --> 00:26:47,867
Parking! I ain't trying
to get no ticket.
545
00:26:48,389 --> 00:26:50,521
Blud, we're robbing a bank,
man, fuck the parking, G.
546
00:26:50,609 --> 00:26:51,958
Are you dumb?
547
00:26:52,132 --> 00:26:54,003
I ain't about
this PCN ticket life!
548
00:26:54,134 --> 00:26:55,701
That's about 65-pound
549
00:26:55,788 --> 00:26:58,138
and in the words
of Joseph Junior Adinuga,
550
00:26:58,225 --> 00:26:59,225
"That's not me."
551
00:26:59,792 --> 00:27:02,403
- Cuz, this looks mad wet, bro.
- Bruv, stop being tight, man.
552
00:27:02,490 --> 00:27:03,490
I paid for the petrol
553
00:27:03,578 --> 00:27:04,898
and the Frutellas
on the way down.
554
00:27:05,536 --> 00:27:07,538
Frutellas are badman sweet,
you get me?
555
00:27:08,278 --> 00:27:10,063
Whatever, man, I'll pay
for the parking, bro.
556
00:27:10,498 --> 00:27:13,022
- Can we do this, fam?
- My guy!
557
00:27:15,155 --> 00:27:16,460
Hello!
558
00:27:30,213 --> 00:27:32,563
Dirty Ed!
559
00:27:36,524 --> 00:27:37,873
Look at this orangutan!
560
00:27:37,960 --> 00:27:40,441
You are causing a tsunami
in London again!
561
00:27:50,843 --> 00:27:52,801
Mummy!
Oh...
562
00:27:52,888 --> 00:27:53,889
Fuck off!
563
00:27:54,281 --> 00:27:56,631
About "man don't rob banks".
564
00:27:56,979 --> 00:27:59,219
That's 'cause man don't know
about the true capabilities.
565
00:28:04,378 --> 00:28:05,378
See?
566
00:28:05,945 --> 00:28:07,945
Bet you didn't know I could do
that, innit, Shotti?
567
00:28:07,990 --> 00:28:11,080
That's a G out here!
568
00:28:12,952 --> 00:28:13,952
Man like Leo.
569
00:28:14,954 --> 00:28:16,737
Everyone shut the fuck up
and get on the fucking floor!
570
00:28:16,738 --> 00:28:18,368
This is what you call
a roadman special delivery
571
00:28:18,392 --> 00:28:19,752
fucking bank robbery extravaganza.
572
00:28:19,915 --> 00:28:21,458
You know what, yeah?
Everyone by the wall.
573
00:28:21,482 --> 00:28:22,788
Everyone by the wall now.
574
00:28:22,875 --> 00:28:24,006
Did I stutter?
575
00:28:24,441 --> 00:28:26,202
I said everyone shut the fuck up
and get on your fucking knees.
576
00:28:26,226 --> 00:28:29,533
Oh, my God, this is so eeky!
577
00:28:29,925 --> 00:28:31,884
- Please don't hurt me!
- What? Eeky?
578
00:28:31,971 --> 00:28:33,291
Shut your mouth,
you butters sket!
579
00:28:33,450 --> 00:28:35,385
I'm not here to bum you, am I?
What you screaming for, man?
580
00:28:35,409 --> 00:28:37,649
This is a fucking bank robbery,
everyone shut the fuck up
581
00:28:37,716 --> 00:28:39,152
and get on the fucking floor!
582
00:28:39,326 --> 00:28:41,154
Yeah, I got this, bro,
go hit that belly.
583
00:28:41,241 --> 00:28:43,156
That's right,
it's a bank robbery, baby!
584
00:28:43,591 --> 00:28:45,114
Give me everything you've got.
585
00:28:45,201 --> 00:28:47,813
I'm talking about pounds,
10ps, 5ps
586
00:28:47,943 --> 00:28:49,466
and even the brown pennies!
587
00:28:49,640 --> 00:28:50,903
You want the pennies?
588
00:28:51,120 --> 00:28:53,470
I'm like ASDA, baby,
every penny counts.
589
00:28:53,688 --> 00:28:57,779
Now, fill up
my two JB bags, chop-chop!
590
00:28:57,997 --> 00:29:00,477
Time waits for no one!
591
00:29:01,827 --> 00:29:04,655
Okay, yep.
Okay, all right.
592
00:29:05,265 --> 00:29:07,112
All right, so darling,
what you're gonna do is...
593
00:29:07,136 --> 00:29:08,136
How do, um...
594
00:29:08,616 --> 00:29:10,725
- How do I put this through, man?
- Slide it through, innit?
595
00:29:10,749 --> 00:29:12,596
I am trying to slide it - through, darling.
Push, push and slide.
596
00:29:12,620 --> 00:29:13,969
- Huh?
- Slide it.
597
00:29:14,187 --> 00:29:16,339
What d'you, I'm...
I'm... I'm doing it. Push and slide.
598
00:29:16,363 --> 00:29:17,538
Like this?
Push and slide.
599
00:29:17,625 --> 00:29:18,800
Oh. Push
and slide. Uh-oh...
600
00:29:19,105 --> 00:29:21,672
Okay, yeah. Take the second one,
thank you very much.
601
00:29:21,760 --> 00:29:24,414
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
602
00:29:24,850 --> 00:29:28,462
I swear I know your voice - from somewhere.
What? You better hush your gums.
603
00:29:28,592 --> 00:29:31,160
You don't know me, bruv!
I swear to God...
604
00:29:31,334 --> 00:29:32,466
I will shoot you!
605
00:29:32,640 --> 00:29:35,730
I will put a bullet
in your brains, fam!
606
00:29:35,861 --> 00:29:38,602
I know you're not talking
to me like that!
607
00:29:38,733 --> 00:29:41,867
That's it. Everyone over here
like one big happy family.
608
00:29:42,084 --> 00:29:44,434
Are you deaf, cuz?
I said get down on the floor.
609
00:29:44,521 --> 00:29:45,653
Do your ting, innit.
610
00:29:46,175 --> 00:29:47,611
But man ain't getting
on no floor.
611
00:29:47,916 --> 00:29:49,788
Fam, man ain't asking like
to say if man wanted
612
00:29:49,875 --> 00:29:52,051
a cup of tea or something,
man is giving orders, fam.
613
00:29:52,138 --> 00:29:53,748
Like I'm a madman,
cuz, it's official.
614
00:29:53,835 --> 00:29:55,706
Read about me.
I will leng it down in here.
615
00:29:55,968 --> 00:29:57,360
Please don't "leng"
anything down!
616
00:29:57,926 --> 00:30:00,059
Fuck me, how much longer's
this gonna take?
617
00:30:00,146 --> 00:30:01,756
I got a 48 bus to catch!
618
00:30:01,843 --> 00:30:04,715
This is just spectacular.
Proper spectacular robbery, cuz.
619
00:30:04,803 --> 00:30:06,805
Everyone shut your mouth,
I swear down, man!
620
00:30:06,935 --> 00:30:09,633
Nah, I swear I recognize your
little whiney street rat voice
621
00:30:09,720 --> 00:30:12,400
from somewhere. I
told you, you don't know me, man.
622
00:30:12,462 --> 00:30:13,570
I don't think
you're getting this.
623
00:30:13,594 --> 00:30:16,510
I'm a roadman
for life. Click-clack!
624
00:30:16,597 --> 00:30:18,227
Hold on a minute, fam.
What?
625
00:30:18,251 --> 00:30:19,295
Am I going mad?
626
00:30:19,643 --> 00:30:21,563
Why have you got two guns
and man's only got one?
627
00:30:21,645 --> 00:30:23,449
You really doing this right now, fam?
Yes, I'm doing this right now.
628
00:30:23,473 --> 00:30:25,712
What gives you the right to have
two guns and man's only got one?
629
00:30:25,736 --> 00:30:27,714
I couldn't get you two, innit.
I could only get three so...
630
00:30:27,738 --> 00:30:29,479
So, why d'you get two then?
I wanted two.
631
00:30:29,566 --> 00:30:30,848
I'm the one holding
the hostages, fam.
632
00:30:30,872 --> 00:30:32,067
Why d'you get two and I didn't?
633
00:30:32,091 --> 00:30:33,891
- Why fam, why?
- Riko, you're bugging out, G.
634
00:30:33,962 --> 00:30:35,505
Oh, my gosh, you just said
my name, fam.
635
00:30:35,529 --> 00:30:36,747
What? No I didn't!
636
00:30:36,878 --> 00:30:38,377
Yes, you did, you just said
my name "Riko".
637
00:30:38,401 --> 00:30:39,801
Why would you say
your own name for?
638
00:30:39,838 --> 00:30:41,554
I only said my name
'cause you said my name first.
639
00:30:41,578 --> 00:30:43,078
What are you, some kind of
snitch or something?
640
00:30:43,102 --> 00:30:44,407
Sounds like a snitch
to me, mate!
641
00:30:44,494 --> 00:30:45,756
I'm not a snitch!
642
00:30:45,844 --> 00:30:47,889
- And I didn't say your name, fam.
- You did, innit?
643
00:30:48,063 --> 00:30:49,063
Innit? He said my name.
644
00:30:49,151 --> 00:30:52,851
- Question! Is this a joke?
- Oh, my days!
645
00:30:52,981 --> 00:30:57,159
Shut the fuck up
and count my money, bitch!
646
00:30:57,681 --> 00:30:59,509
If I said your name,
it was an accident.
647
00:30:59,596 --> 00:31:01,357
- I'm sorry, all right?
- All right, cool, bro.
648
00:31:01,381 --> 00:31:03,620
What if I say - your name then, cuz?
Why would you do that for?
649
00:31:03,644 --> 00:31:05,124
'Cause it might be
an accident, innit?
650
00:31:05,254 --> 00:31:08,257
- This is some fucking joke ting.
- Kane Patrick Armand Ketende!
651
00:31:08,344 --> 00:31:09,344
What the fuck?
652
00:31:09,432 --> 00:31:10,792
Why would you say
my full name for?
653
00:31:10,999 --> 00:31:12,368
I'm sorry, bro,
it was an accident, innit?
654
00:31:12,392 --> 00:31:14,307
Oh, okay, okay,
you wanna play games, yeah?
655
00:31:14,394 --> 00:31:16,439
All right. Check this.
656
00:31:16,657 --> 00:31:19,138
- Richard Oshlam Byaseff Bulouck.
- Oh, my God, fam.
657
00:31:19,268 --> 00:31:20,922
Don't call me Richard,
cuz! I told you.
658
00:31:21,009 --> 00:31:22,595
You know I don't like
when people call me Richard!
659
00:31:22,619 --> 00:31:24,206
- What you gonna do 'bout it?
- What you gonna do 'bout it?
660
00:31:24,230 --> 00:31:25,860
- I could do a lot.
- I could do a lot too.
661
00:31:25,884 --> 00:31:27,122
- Set pace then.
- I'm setting pace, fam.
662
00:31:27,146 --> 00:31:29,365
Oh, my days!
663
00:31:29,931 --> 00:31:31,585
- You baited up your face, fam.
- What?
664
00:31:31,890 --> 00:31:34,042
- You ain't wearing your bally.
- You ain't wearing your bally either, man.
665
00:31:34,066 --> 00:31:36,285
This is all your fault!
Stop repeating me, man!
666
00:31:36,372 --> 00:31:39,462
Just shut up, man!
Rah! Riko and Kane?
667
00:31:39,593 --> 00:31:42,422
You two clowns, course it is!
668
00:31:42,552 --> 00:31:44,990
Who else would rob a bank
like this, but Riko and Kane?
669
00:31:45,120 --> 00:31:47,122
Idiots!
670
00:31:47,427 --> 00:31:49,318
- Look what you done!
- Look what I done? You mean, look what you done!
671
00:31:49,342 --> 00:31:51,142
You started this by saying
my name first, fam.
672
00:31:51,170 --> 00:31:53,476
Richard Oshlam Byaseff Bulouck.
673
00:31:53,650 --> 00:31:56,523
Such a good boy,
always so polite and friendly.
674
00:31:56,653 --> 00:31:58,003
What's happened to you?
675
00:31:58,220 --> 00:32:01,354
He's that fucking weirdo
that got himself sectioned.
676
00:32:01,441 --> 00:32:02,790
Oh, yeah, I read about that.
677
00:32:03,051 --> 00:32:05,029
It's bipolar, all right?
And that's why I'm doing this.
678
00:32:05,053 --> 00:32:07,229
To show everyone
with mental health problems
679
00:32:07,316 --> 00:32:09,033
that you can do anything
you put your mind to.
680
00:32:09,057 --> 00:32:11,233
Even a bank robbery.
Believe and achieve.
681
00:32:11,320 --> 00:32:12,452
You can do anything.
682
00:32:12,582 --> 00:32:15,629
Believe and achieve.
That's sick.
683
00:32:15,803 --> 00:32:20,982
I mean, it is very inspiring.
684
00:32:23,419 --> 00:32:25,682
You man need
to hurry the fuck up.
685
00:32:26,509 --> 00:32:28,772
- Man has got places to go.
- I know!
686
00:32:28,859 --> 00:32:31,099
I'm supposed to be sitting
on face in half an hour still.
687
00:32:31,558 --> 00:32:32,472
Absolutely!
688
00:32:32,559 --> 00:32:33,799
How long is this going to take?
689
00:32:33,995 --> 00:32:36,563
I've left my bicycle out there
and it's not even locked.
690
00:32:36,650 --> 00:32:38,628
I wouldn't leave my bike
unlocked around here, mate.
691
00:32:38,652 --> 00:32:39,652
Lot of criminals about.
692
00:32:39,914 --> 00:32:41,785
I don't see criminals out here.
693
00:32:41,872 --> 00:32:43,787
I see young people
with no prospects,
694
00:32:43,874 --> 00:32:46,965
no future and no hope.
It's not very surprising
695
00:32:47,182 --> 00:32:48,792
after ten years
of a Tory government.
696
00:32:48,879 --> 00:32:51,186
What the fuck is this, man?
Everyone shut your mouth!
697
00:32:51,360 --> 00:32:53,320
This is a fucking bank robbery.
Do you understand?
698
00:32:53,406 --> 00:32:54,846
I will start murking people
out here.
699
00:32:55,495 --> 00:32:56,713
Allow it, wasteman.
700
00:32:56,887 --> 00:32:58,759
On a real, I ain't got time
for this shit.
701
00:32:59,194 --> 00:33:01,240
You man are a fucking joke.
702
00:33:01,370 --> 00:33:03,930
- You ain't going nowhere, cuz.
- What, you gonna shoot me, yeah?
703
00:33:04,547 --> 00:33:06,941
Do you even know who I am, fam?
704
00:33:07,028 --> 00:33:09,204
I don't give a shit if
you was fucking Hercules, fam.
705
00:33:09,291 --> 00:33:10,858
You need to be waiting
over there, cuz.
706
00:33:10,945 --> 00:33:12,860
Shh, shh, fam,
you need to calm yourself
707
00:33:13,513 --> 00:33:15,732
before I punch you
through that fucking wall.
708
00:33:15,863 --> 00:33:18,039
Oh, my gosh, do you not see
what man is holding, fam?
709
00:33:18,126 --> 00:33:19,408
I don't give a shit
what you're holding,
710
00:33:19,432 --> 00:33:20,650
you dumb fuck.
711
00:33:20,868 --> 00:33:22,391
Trust me, you don't want it
with me.
712
00:33:22,565 --> 00:33:23,760
Listen, I'm gonna
have to ask you
713
00:33:23,784 --> 00:33:25,064
to sit over there,
you know, fam.
714
00:33:25,655 --> 00:33:27,266
I fucking warned you.
715
00:33:27,396 --> 00:33:30,071
- What the fuck?
- What the fuck is wrong with you? Shoot the brother!
716
00:33:30,095 --> 00:33:31,535
Listen, I'll shoot you
you know, fam.
717
00:33:31,574 --> 00:33:33,359
I swear I'll shoot you, cuz.
718
00:33:37,493 --> 00:33:39,253
Blud, you're lucky
you're holding that strap.
719
00:33:39,887 --> 00:33:41,767
But just remember,
I've seen your face and them.
720
00:33:44,196 --> 00:33:45,675
You fucked up, bruv.
721
00:33:46,720 --> 00:33:48,548
I will come back
and I will catch you
722
00:33:48,722 --> 00:33:50,506
and your whole fucking family.
723
00:33:52,030 --> 00:33:53,422
- Now, ask about me.
- What?
724
00:33:53,509 --> 00:33:55,381
Are you mad? I don't give
a shit who you are.
725
00:33:55,772 --> 00:33:59,254
All I'm saying is...
keep pointing that gun at me
726
00:33:59,646 --> 00:34:02,692
and I will shove it up
your fucking batty crease!
727
00:34:02,779 --> 00:34:05,173
What? Ain't no one shoving
nothing up my bumbum-hole, cuz.
728
00:34:05,260 --> 00:34:06,977
I'll smash your head
through that fucking window.
729
00:34:07,001 --> 00:34:09,414
- You should allow it, fam.
- Fuck that! Man's a badman out here, G.
730
00:34:09,438 --> 00:34:11,527
Yeah? Think you're
a badman, yeah?
731
00:34:11,919 --> 00:34:12,919
Go on then, shoot me.
732
00:34:13,138 --> 00:34:14,680
Listen, they don't call me
"Bipolar Boy"
733
00:34:14,704 --> 00:34:16,924
for nothing, you know.
I'm a fuckin' madman, G!
734
00:34:17,011 --> 00:34:19,251
Now, sit the fuck down before
I disable your legs, cuzzy!
735
00:34:19,318 --> 00:34:22,060
Yeah? Is that right, yeah?
Fucking shoot me then!
736
00:34:22,147 --> 00:34:23,452
Shoot the pagan! Pap-pap!
737
00:34:23,626 --> 00:34:25,126
- Goldeneye ting!
- Seriously, you should allow it, fam.
738
00:34:25,150 --> 00:34:26,779
- I'll shoot you, cuz.
- Fucking shoot me!
739
00:34:26,803 --> 00:34:28,109
What do I do, fam? What do I do?
740
00:34:28,196 --> 00:34:29,850
- Shoot him!
- I'll shoot you, fam.
741
00:34:29,937 --> 00:34:31,112
Fucking shoot me!
Riko, shoot!
742
00:34:31,460 --> 00:34:33,854
Come on! Do it! Fucking shoot me!
Shoot him.
743
00:34:40,817 --> 00:34:44,038
Yo, fam, are you all right?
I... I was just joking, man.
744
00:34:44,125 --> 00:34:45,605
The... The gun ain't
even loaded, cuz.
745
00:34:45,822 --> 00:34:48,521
What the fuck did you do, fam?
You fucking killed him.
746
00:34:48,651 --> 00:34:51,263
Nah, man. We were just chatting
and I... I dunno what...
747
00:34:51,350 --> 00:34:53,070
I think he's just having
a nap or something.
748
00:34:53,787 --> 00:34:55,397
He looks dead to me, cuz.
749
00:34:55,528 --> 00:34:58,966
Um... So, that's attempted
armed robbery and murder,
750
00:34:59,184 --> 00:35:01,118
so just so you know
you're looking at 30 years plus,
751
00:35:01,142 --> 00:35:02,796
for the both of you, so...
752
00:35:02,883 --> 00:35:05,494
- Now wait, hold on.
- Fam, you know who that is, innit?
753
00:35:06,060 --> 00:35:07,801
That's Leo DeMarco
from Skengville, fam.
754
00:35:08,976 --> 00:35:10,816
I can't believe
you just duppied him like that.
755
00:35:10,934 --> 00:35:12,414
You're fucking sick, fam.
756
00:35:13,067 --> 00:35:16,070
Wait, what? That's Leo DeMarco? Yeah, cuz.
757
00:35:16,331 --> 00:35:18,899
You're on that madman smoke,
innit? No long ting.
758
00:35:19,029 --> 00:35:20,829
Man just run up in there
backed off the bally,
759
00:35:20,901 --> 00:35:22,555
robbed the dance!
Killed off Leo!
760
00:35:22,859 --> 00:35:24,861
You're on some
fucking Rambo shit, G!
761
00:35:24,992 --> 00:35:27,386
Nah, you're fucking nang!
What was your man's names again?
762
00:35:27,821 --> 00:35:30,389
Riko and Kane, G.What the fuck, man?
763
00:35:30,476 --> 00:35:32,628
- Stop telling everyone our names!
- Nah, man's cool, G.
764
00:35:32,652 --> 00:35:34,673
Man does fulltime road too.
I was actually gonna rob
765
00:35:34,697 --> 00:35:35,977
this place as well,
but you know.
766
00:35:36,046 --> 00:35:38,092
Bruv, this ain't no fucking
meet and greet, G.
767
00:35:38,179 --> 00:35:39,746
All right, listen.
Come, we kick man.
768
00:35:39,833 --> 00:35:41,833
Boydem are gonna be here
any minute. We need to go.
769
00:35:43,706 --> 00:35:46,026
Wait, after all that you lot
don't even want the money now?
770
00:35:47,449 --> 00:35:49,930
Riko and Kane.
771
00:35:51,018 --> 00:35:52,019
Gang, gang.
772
00:35:53,673 --> 00:35:55,109
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
773
00:35:55,675 --> 00:35:58,286
Ian, Bill.
774
00:35:58,504 --> 00:36:02,029
Excuse me...
can you not do that?
775
00:36:02,812 --> 00:36:04,162
You need a hand with that, love?
776
00:36:05,293 --> 00:36:08,557
Fucking tosser.
777
00:36:08,818 --> 00:36:11,299
Think she needs a big,
wide one up her arse.
778
00:36:11,473 --> 00:36:12,692
Lighten her load a little.
779
00:36:13,475 --> 00:36:15,216
Do you see
who that dark fella was?
780
00:36:15,564 --> 00:36:17,523
Ian... Bill.
781
00:36:17,610 --> 00:36:20,656
Willy Wanker William!
782
00:36:20,787 --> 00:36:23,050
- Oi-oi!
- It's just William, okay?
783
00:36:23,311 --> 00:36:25,966
No "Willy," no "Wanker,"
just William.
784
00:36:26,096 --> 00:36:28,316
Okay, "No Willy William."
785
00:36:28,838 --> 00:36:31,580
I'll make another complaint,
you know. I will. I will do it!
786
00:36:31,711 --> 00:36:33,147
All right, ackee breath!
787
00:36:33,843 --> 00:36:36,411
Very sensitive,
you lot, ain't ya? Eh?
788
00:36:36,846 --> 00:36:39,675
Always complaining
about something.
789
00:36:39,762 --> 00:36:41,722
Ian, I'm gonna go inside
and do the camera checks.
790
00:36:41,851 --> 00:36:44,071
No need, Bill.
I checked them already.
791
00:36:44,289 --> 00:36:46,029
They went down at 12:42.
792
00:36:46,160 --> 00:36:47,920
They're still struggling
to get them back on.
793
00:36:48,118 --> 00:36:50,120
An outside interference,
it seems.
794
00:36:50,382 --> 00:36:51,992
I must go now.
795
00:36:52,688 --> 00:36:53,907
There are crimes taking place
796
00:36:53,994 --> 00:36:56,083
and as always,
I must solve them.
797
00:36:56,518 --> 00:36:58,825
Excuse me, thank you.
798
00:37:02,916 --> 00:37:05,048
I smell fishy fanny here, Billy.
799
00:37:05,179 --> 00:37:06,179
What, mate?
800
00:37:06,354 --> 00:37:08,182
I may not be an expert
on these things
801
00:37:08,269 --> 00:37:10,532
but I bet my left arse cheek
802
00:37:10,619 --> 00:37:12,447
on this having something
to do with Shotti!
803
00:37:12,621 --> 00:37:15,233
I'm telling ya, mate,
if we want to start winning
804
00:37:15,581 --> 00:37:18,975
all we've gotta do is catch
the pricks who did this.
805
00:37:19,062 --> 00:37:21,978
If we solve this,
they've gotta start giving us
806
00:37:22,065 --> 00:37:24,372
guns or at least
some new tasers.
807
00:37:30,378 --> 00:37:33,120
Do you think feds
are gonna catch man, fam?
808
00:37:33,251 --> 00:37:35,862
I don't wanna go jail.
I can't go jail.
809
00:37:36,297 --> 00:37:39,518
Thirty-five years, nah, man.
Man's all small and all that.
810
00:37:39,605 --> 00:37:41,147
It'll be peak for me
in the showers, bro.
811
00:37:41,171 --> 00:37:42,695
- I'll get raped.
- Probably, fam.
812
00:37:43,086 --> 00:37:44,914
But it's cool.
You're a roadman, innit?
813
00:37:45,567 --> 00:37:46,829
Top gully badman, you get me?
814
00:37:47,221 --> 00:37:49,223
All roadmen have
to go prison sometime, fam.
815
00:37:49,484 --> 00:37:52,966
Tupac, 50 Cent,
Giggs, Nelson Mandela.
816
00:37:53,053 --> 00:37:55,273
It'll make you more certi
on the roads, ya get me?
817
00:37:58,798 --> 00:38:00,756
Where the bumbaclartings
are you fuckboys, huh?
818
00:38:00,843 --> 00:38:03,411
You bloody fuck-fucks!
Don't fuck me, I fuck you!
819
00:38:03,890 --> 00:38:06,719
Oh, this is peak, man.
Man ain't got no P.
820
00:38:06,849 --> 00:38:08,242
We got Bombay Patel
on our backs.
821
00:38:08,329 --> 00:38:10,481
The robbery went wrong.
Man all killed Leo by accident.
822
00:38:10,505 --> 00:38:12,986
Man's looking at jail.
I feel to cry, fam. Real talk.
823
00:38:13,943 --> 00:38:15,423
I should've worn
my woolly hat, innit?
824
00:38:15,684 --> 00:38:18,034
- It's kinda cold.
- Yeah, I guess so.
825
00:38:36,270 --> 00:38:37,967
Hey, come on!
826
00:38:38,316 --> 00:38:39,708
- Come on.
- Run that, run that.
827
00:38:39,926 --> 00:38:42,339
Growing pains, - you'll be all right.
The circle of life and that.
828
00:38:42,363 --> 00:38:43,843
But you're nearly 40!
Oi, shut up!
829
00:38:46,498 --> 00:38:47,953
What you man saying?
What you man telling me?
830
00:38:47,977 --> 00:38:51,546
Oh, shit! Oh, shit!
831
00:38:51,764 --> 00:38:53,331
I beg you don't rob
my creps again, fam.
832
00:38:53,418 --> 00:38:56,029
Nah, it's cool, man. Man heard
about what you man done still.
833
00:38:56,116 --> 00:38:58,094
Ah, no, that video on Linkup,
that was just a little joke ting
834
00:38:58,118 --> 00:38:59,118
that we tried out, innit?
835
00:38:59,554 --> 00:39:01,227
Nah, man's talking about
you man murking Leo, fam.
836
00:39:01,251 --> 00:39:02,707
No, that was just an acc...
What you saying?
837
00:39:02,731 --> 00:39:04,622
- You man not on this ting, yeah?
- It weren't even like that.
838
00:39:04,646 --> 00:39:06,015
You know what man
are calling you on the roads?
839
00:39:06,039 --> 00:39:07,823
Man are calling you
Rambo Riko, fam.
840
00:39:08,389 --> 00:39:10,260
- Rambo Riko?
- How did you do it, G?
841
00:39:10,348 --> 00:39:12,028
Big man, I'm hearing
my man can't die, fam.
842
00:39:12,088 --> 00:39:14,743
I'm hearing 28 lives, some
black magic obia settings, fam.
843
00:39:15,091 --> 00:39:16,504
On the real, fam,
how'd you kill him?
844
00:39:16,528 --> 00:39:17,983
See, that's the thing,
we didn't actually...
845
00:39:18,007 --> 00:39:20,619
What my boy's trying to say
is of course we murked him, fam.
846
00:39:20,749 --> 00:39:24,840
Fuck a obia ting, fam.
I am Mr. Obia. Mr. Black Magic.
847
00:39:24,927 --> 00:39:26,973
I done anyone's dance,
you get me?
848
00:39:27,408 --> 00:39:30,150
Hold on, you didn't even
do... All right, easy, easy, easy.
849
00:39:30,237 --> 00:39:31,673
Man don't talk too much.
You get me?
850
00:39:31,760 --> 00:39:32,848
Oi! You the man?
851
00:39:33,240 --> 00:39:36,112
All right, run that photo.
Your phone. Let's go, let's go!
852
00:39:36,243 --> 00:39:37,462
All right, line up, line up!
853
00:39:37,549 --> 00:39:38,874
There you go,
let me get the limelight,
854
00:39:38,898 --> 00:39:40,354
let me get the main ting,
there we go.
855
00:39:40,378 --> 00:39:42,225
- You man in the shot, yeah?
- You man in the shot, yeah?
856
00:39:42,249 --> 00:39:43,337
Nice, nice, nice.
857
00:39:43,424 --> 00:39:44,817
Aye, on three, "Riko," fam.
858
00:39:45,470 --> 00:39:47,036
Riko!
Rams!
859
00:39:47,167 --> 00:39:48,255
Riko!
860
00:39:48,342 --> 00:39:49,387
Let me see that, fam.
861
00:39:50,126 --> 00:39:52,564
Oh, my God, yeah, this is hard.
862
00:39:52,912 --> 00:39:54,192
Hey, what price plan you
on, fam?
863
00:39:54,609 --> 00:39:56,829
All right, listen!
You man roll safe, you know.
864
00:39:57,133 --> 00:39:59,135
Man hear Leo's brother's looking
for you man still.
865
00:39:59,309 --> 00:40:02,008
- What?
- Yeah, boy, when he finds out he's gonna go mental.
866
00:40:02,138 --> 00:40:03,183
His brother's a fruitcake.
867
00:40:04,837 --> 00:40:06,229
Who's Leo's brother though, fam?
868
00:40:07,796 --> 00:40:08,928
Who's on the greeze?
869
00:40:09,276 --> 00:40:10,756
Tyreese.
Tyreese
870
00:40:10,886 --> 00:40:12,671
Who's got da Ps?
871
00:40:12,758 --> 00:40:14,368
Tyreese.
872
00:40:14,890 --> 00:40:15,890
Grape!
873
00:40:19,591 --> 00:40:22,420
Zoop-zoop, 2-1, fam.
In your face, cuz!
874
00:40:23,769 --> 00:40:24,900
In your face, fam!
875
00:40:25,161 --> 00:40:27,599
Man was just distracted, innit?
About zoop-zoop!
876
00:40:27,816 --> 00:40:30,210
Give me the fucking control pad,
rudeboy.
877
00:40:31,646 --> 00:40:33,996
See that goal?
878
00:40:34,127 --> 00:40:36,303
Standard procedures.
Next hype, two all!
879
00:40:36,521 --> 00:40:39,393
What you saying now, huh?
Exactly! You fucking speng!
880
00:40:39,524 --> 00:40:42,004
- This is my game, G. My game.
- You all right, Tamara?
881
00:40:42,135 --> 00:40:43,136
Yeah, I'm cool.
882
00:40:43,702 --> 00:40:45,549
Don't be talking to no boys,
lickle sketbag donkey head.
883
00:40:45,573 --> 00:40:47,053
Fucking mongoose!
884
00:40:47,314 --> 00:40:48,881
Oi, why the fuck
you asking my sister
885
00:40:48,968 --> 00:40:51,579
if she's all right for, fam?
You trying to move to her, blud?
886
00:40:51,666 --> 00:40:53,252
- No.
- You trying to press her out, blud?
887
00:40:53,276 --> 00:40:55,167
Trying to chirps her up, cuz?
Is that what you trying to do?
888
00:40:55,191 --> 00:40:57,237
You must want man to confiscate
your legs, rudeboy.
889
00:40:57,367 --> 00:40:59,084
Sorry, T-man, didn't mean
no disrespect, fam.
890
00:40:59,108 --> 00:41:00,806
I was just... Damn fucking right.
891
00:41:00,893 --> 00:41:03,025
Standard procedures
about, "Are you all right?"
892
00:41:03,112 --> 00:41:05,332
What, you wanna end up
like my guy, with a black eye?
893
00:41:05,506 --> 00:41:08,378
Rah, that all rhymes and that.
Man's so intelligent out here.
894
00:41:08,553 --> 00:41:09,554
How do I do this?
895
00:41:09,684 --> 00:41:10,946
Anyway, fuck about again,
896
00:41:11,164 --> 00:41:13,035
you get a straight Chinese burn
to the throat.
897
00:41:13,166 --> 00:41:14,820
Rah, you're such a weirdo.
898
00:41:14,950 --> 00:41:16,125
Your mum's a fucking weirdo
899
00:41:16,299 --> 00:41:18,103
and blatantly sucks dick
at the back of the 253 bus.
900
00:41:18,127 --> 00:41:20,652
So, go suck
your mum, you butters sket!
901
00:41:20,782 --> 00:41:23,132
That's your sister, bro,
that's your mum too.
902
00:41:23,350 --> 00:41:26,701
Step-sister, dickhead!
I don't care. I don't care, fam.
903
00:41:26,788 --> 00:41:29,399
I don't care about anyone.
That's how naughty-waughty I am.
904
00:41:29,835 --> 00:41:33,229
Yo, T... You got a sec?
Man needs to chat to you still.
905
00:41:33,360 --> 00:41:36,145
It's about your brother, fam.
906
00:41:37,016 --> 00:41:39,409
- Something's happened.
- What you talking about, blud?
907
00:41:40,323 --> 00:41:41,977
What you mean
something's happened?
908
00:41:43,109 --> 00:41:46,242
Fam! What the fuck happened?
909
00:41:46,852 --> 00:41:48,046
You'’re making man
get butterflies
910
00:41:48,070 --> 00:41:49,070
in my belly-tummy, man.
911
00:41:49,202 --> 00:41:50,943
Man's hearing
he's in hospital, blud.
912
00:41:52,031 --> 00:41:53,391
I think someone run up
on him, fam.
913
00:41:53,772 --> 00:41:56,514
Word on the road is
some brother called Riko did it.
914
00:41:57,384 --> 00:41:58,690
Wiko?
915
00:41:59,734 --> 00:42:02,345
Who the fuck
is fucking Wiko? Oi, Jay.
916
00:42:02,607 --> 00:42:04,687
Does he roll with Shotti?
Is he one of Shotti's boys?
917
00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:08,047
- I... I dunno, bro.
- Try move to my brother, yeah?
918
00:42:08,700 --> 00:42:11,441
My bloodline!
My brother, you know.
919
00:42:15,794 --> 00:42:16,969
Rah, what happened?
920
00:42:17,099 --> 00:42:18,492
Slapanory Time!
921
00:42:18,579 --> 00:42:19,624
Shut your gums, rudeboy!
922
00:42:19,711 --> 00:42:20,973
Man's speaking out here.
923
00:42:21,060 --> 00:42:22,757
Don't insult
man's superior intellect.
924
00:42:22,888 --> 00:42:25,586
As a sideman, you only speak
when you're spoken to.
925
00:42:25,673 --> 00:42:27,588
You fucking coleslaw-face.
926
00:42:27,719 --> 00:42:30,678
Man's gonna fuck
this Wiko yute inside out.
927
00:42:31,287 --> 00:42:33,638
Wiko and his family
and his mandem.
928
00:42:33,725 --> 00:42:35,640
Man's gonna fuck
his fucking neighbors, blud.
929
00:42:35,727 --> 00:42:37,380
Try touch my boy, you know?
930
00:42:37,685 --> 00:42:40,949
This Wiko pussy boy
must think he's Captain Planet.
931
00:42:41,036 --> 00:42:43,082
Well, he's not.
I'm Captain Planet.
932
00:42:48,740 --> 00:42:50,805
And you know what? I know say
it's got something to do
933
00:42:50,829 --> 00:42:53,266
with that pussio, Shotti.
Fucking dickhead!
934
00:42:53,440 --> 00:42:54,833
About touch my bro.
935
00:42:55,050 --> 00:42:57,705
Right, I want all you mans
to hit the woads
936
00:42:57,792 --> 00:42:59,054
and find this Wiko yute.
937
00:42:59,359 --> 00:43:01,666
I wanna know where he resides,
where he sleeps,
938
00:43:01,753 --> 00:43:02,884
where he buys his weed.
939
00:43:03,058 --> 00:43:05,147
What color socks he wears,
what size they are.
940
00:43:05,365 --> 00:43:08,150
I wanna know everything!
Every thing!
941
00:43:08,542 --> 00:43:13,329
This is big fucking wars
on the woadside, fam!
942
00:43:13,460 --> 00:43:14,959
I'm sure his brother
will understand though
943
00:43:14,983 --> 00:43:17,464
- it was an accident, right?
- Bruv, fuck all of that, man.
944
00:43:17,638 --> 00:43:19,466
The roads think
we killed Leo, bro.
945
00:43:19,597 --> 00:43:21,468
Man's got to run
with that narrative, bruv.
946
00:43:21,860 --> 00:43:24,123
Man's been waiting
for this moment my whole life.
947
00:43:24,514 --> 00:43:27,039
It's like we've finally
been verified as bad boys, cuz.
948
00:43:27,430 --> 00:43:29,737
You can't fuck this up, man.
I'm begging you, bruv.
949
00:43:30,172 --> 00:43:31,434
You gotta be more gassed.
950
00:43:31,696 --> 00:43:33,828
You're a killer now.
He-Man ting.
951
00:43:34,307 --> 00:43:39,181
By the power of Grayskull,
you are "Murder Man Reeks."
952
00:43:39,355 --> 00:43:41,836
"Murder Man Reeks"?
I fucking like it, fam.
953
00:43:41,923 --> 00:43:44,056
It gets my bipolar popping,
cuz, I can't even lie.
954
00:43:44,186 --> 00:43:46,624
What about Rambo Riko?
My guy was saying it earlier.
955
00:43:46,798 --> 00:43:48,384
'Cause I do think of myself
a bit, you know,
956
00:43:48,408 --> 00:43:49,496
a bit Ramboish, cuz.
957
00:43:49,583 --> 00:43:50,976
I like that!
958
00:43:51,106 --> 00:43:52,151
I like that.
959
00:43:52,325 --> 00:43:53,892
Rambo Riko!
Rambo Riko, whoa!
960
00:43:53,979 --> 00:43:55,371
Rambo Riko up in here!
961
00:43:55,458 --> 00:43:56,677
You man Riko and Kane, yeah?
962
00:43:56,895 --> 00:43:59,419
Yeah, that's right, bro.
963
00:43:59,767 --> 00:44:00,855
Riko and Kane.
964
00:44:01,029 --> 00:44:02,596
- That's Riko.
- That's Kane.
965
00:44:02,857 --> 00:44:04,032
Riko and Kane.
966
00:44:04,380 --> 00:44:06,513
Get in the car, fam.
Shotti wants to see you.
967
00:44:08,341 --> 00:44:09,341
Shotti?
968
00:44:31,538 --> 00:44:33,192
So, you man are Riko
and Kane, yeah?
969
00:44:33,366 --> 00:44:35,760
- Yeah, bro. Riko and Kane.
- Riko and Kane.
970
00:44:36,195 --> 00:44:37,675
That's Riko.
That's Kane.
971
00:44:37,762 --> 00:44:38,937
Riko and Kane.
972
00:44:39,154 --> 00:44:43,550
Riko...
973
00:44:44,377 --> 00:44:46,379
So, Dwayne tells me
you're the guy that killed Leo.
974
00:44:47,467 --> 00:44:49,382
Um... Yeah, that's right, bro.
975
00:44:51,166 --> 00:44:52,167
So, how you kill him?
976
00:44:54,169 --> 00:44:55,449
Do you know what it was, my guy?
977
00:44:55,475 --> 00:44:56,650
Man's robbing a bank, innit,
978
00:44:56,737 --> 00:44:58,193
and you got my man
whatever his name is.
979
00:44:58,217 --> 00:45:00,151
He's all up on the wall trying
to flex all sexy and that
980
00:45:00,175 --> 00:45:01,455
like he's on some catalogue ting
981
00:45:01,524 --> 00:45:02,893
and I'm trying
to tell my guy, innit
982
00:45:02,917 --> 00:45:04,197
"Get down
on your fucking knees!"
983
00:45:04,310 --> 00:45:06,529
But he's not listening
and because of a certain someone
984
00:45:06,616 --> 00:45:08,140
man's only got one gun
but it's cool,
985
00:45:08,227 --> 00:45:09,489
so I back out the ting, yeah,
986
00:45:09,576 --> 00:45:10,945
and he starts saying
that he's gonna punch me
987
00:45:10,969 --> 00:45:11,969
through the fucking wall
988
00:45:12,057 --> 00:45:13,338
and shove a strap up
my bumbum-hole!
989
00:45:13,362 --> 00:45:15,147
And I said, "Nah, cuz,
are you mad?"
990
00:45:15,234 --> 00:45:16,907
"No one's shoving no strap
up my batty crease!"
991
00:45:16,931 --> 00:45:17,932
And then, yeah.
992
00:45:23,242 --> 00:45:24,330
And then what?
993
00:45:25,592 --> 00:45:27,855
Um... Then man dropped him.
994
00:45:27,942 --> 00:45:29,204
No long ting. You get me?
995
00:45:29,335 --> 00:45:31,554
If man comes in our way,
we take 'em out.
996
00:45:31,641 --> 00:45:34,688
Riko and Kane. Bang, bang.
All day, midday.
997
00:45:35,080 --> 00:45:38,083
Man said, "All day, midday".
I love that.
998
00:45:38,170 --> 00:45:41,695
- Come on, fam, we does this.
- I'm not gonna lie, we do, fam.
999
00:45:42,478 --> 00:45:44,959
Wh... Where you man from? Cah...
1000
00:45:45,438 --> 00:45:47,038
Man ain't really heard
of you man before.
1001
00:45:47,092 --> 00:45:49,616
Skengville estate, cuz.
Originally from Goonbred though.
1002
00:45:49,747 --> 00:45:51,444
Same way, roadman
since birth. Ya get me?
1003
00:45:51,531 --> 00:45:55,143
Click-clack! HM pizzle.
Bang, bang everywhere gang.
1004
00:45:55,274 --> 00:45:56,536
We do this, cuz.
1005
00:45:56,797 --> 00:45:59,060
These man are mad, you know.
1006
00:45:59,191 --> 00:46:01,454
But I like mad. You get me?
1007
00:46:01,541 --> 00:46:03,891
See? I told you I
could find these man.
1008
00:46:04,022 --> 00:46:05,458
Shut up, Dwayne.
1009
00:46:05,719 --> 00:46:07,503
Go and bag the food
with the youngers.
1010
00:46:07,721 --> 00:46:09,361
It's just like banter,
we have a little...
1011
00:46:09,897 --> 00:46:11,290
So, what you saying, mandem?
1012
00:46:12,813 --> 00:46:16,512
Let man put you on, innit?
Come run with me. M Gang ting.
1013
00:46:17,209 --> 00:46:20,865
Money and murder, cuz. Gs! Murkers are us!
1014
00:46:20,952 --> 00:46:23,519
Yeah, murkers are us, G.
1015
00:46:23,650 --> 00:46:25,870
I swear I see you man on
that Linkup video ting though.
1016
00:46:26,087 --> 00:46:27,654
What? You got
the wrong people, fam.
1017
00:46:27,959 --> 00:46:29,830
You get me? We don't do
no Linkup videos.
1018
00:46:29,917 --> 00:46:32,485
- We keep things mystic out here.
- That's right, Mystic FM, G.
1019
00:46:32,572 --> 00:46:33,921
About Linkup videos.
1020
00:46:34,008 --> 00:46:35,836
Nah, he definitely looked
like you man.
1021
00:46:35,923 --> 00:46:37,161
No, they weren'’t us, all right?
1022
00:46:37,185 --> 00:46:38,970
Hey, Shotti, wagwan
for your boy, cuz?
1023
00:46:39,057 --> 00:46:40,710
We need some
goddamn respect out here.
1024
00:46:40,798 --> 00:46:42,103
We are some trained killers.
1025
00:46:42,234 --> 00:46:44,584
I am an African giant
and I will burn
1026
00:46:44,714 --> 00:46:47,413
a boy out here, cuz.
I furthermore shoot him, cuz.
1027
00:46:47,543 --> 00:46:48,414
Hasn't reached that level.
1028
00:46:48,501 --> 00:46:50,503
- Rambo Riko, shoot him!
- What, now?
1029
00:46:50,590 --> 00:46:51,852
- Yeah, yeah.
- No, no, no.
1030
00:46:51,939 --> 00:46:53,549
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Fuck it.
1031
00:46:53,636 --> 00:46:54,637
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1032
00:46:54,724 --> 00:46:56,465
Whoa!
1033
00:46:56,552 --> 00:46:58,685
That's what I'm saying, cuz.
Rambo Riko up in here.
1034
00:46:58,903 --> 00:47:00,619
I'll shoot him again you know,
fam. Shall I shoot him again?
1035
00:47:00,643 --> 00:47:02,186
Chill, chill, chill!'Cause
you know I would, innit?
1036
00:47:02,210 --> 00:47:04,169
You shoot me!
1037
00:47:04,256 --> 00:47:07,172
My God will not forgive you,
you demonic bastard! You...
1038
00:47:07,259 --> 00:47:08,608
No, no, no...
1039
00:47:08,695 --> 00:47:10,784
Fuck that, you man
are gonna fuck up my sofa.
1040
00:47:14,483 --> 00:47:17,008
Sorry, Shotti, man. Man's got
mental health issues, innit.
1041
00:47:17,095 --> 00:47:18,289
Mental health awareness
and all that,
1042
00:47:18,313 --> 00:47:19,813
so I thought I'd let you know.
You get me?
1043
00:47:19,837 --> 00:47:21,273
So, what you saying?
1044
00:47:22,709 --> 00:47:24,667
You man wanna jump
on the wave, yeah?
1045
00:47:25,973 --> 00:47:28,106
Man will put bread
in your pockets, fam.
1046
00:47:28,976 --> 00:47:30,978
I just need them young Gs
that are on it.
1047
00:47:31,718 --> 00:47:33,807
I need them madman shooters,
you get me?
1048
00:47:33,894 --> 00:47:36,157
- Course, fam.
- Yeah, man's fully on that, G.
1049
00:47:36,505 --> 00:47:39,639
That's what I'm talking about.
Oi, hear what.
1050
00:47:40,596 --> 00:47:41,771
You man smoke weed, yeah?
1051
00:47:42,033 --> 00:47:44,296
Oh, yeah, bro,
man definitely does, cuz.
1052
00:47:44,383 --> 00:47:48,909
Oi, Dwayne. Get my man
a loud pack, yeah?
1053
00:47:50,389 --> 00:47:51,390
Hold this, yeah.
1054
00:47:52,652 --> 00:47:54,219
This is my chain.
1055
00:47:55,046 --> 00:47:56,525
Ain't nobody fucking with you
1056
00:47:56,612 --> 00:47:59,006
when you got this
round your neck. You hear me?
1057
00:47:59,441 --> 00:48:01,922
Oh, he looks sick,
fam. Here.
1058
00:48:02,705 --> 00:48:04,751
Proper Cali, cuz.
1059
00:48:04,838 --> 00:48:06,535
Gelato ting, peng.
1060
00:48:07,145 --> 00:48:09,105
I need you man do
a quick little run for me, yeah?
1061
00:48:09,190 --> 00:48:13,107
Lose this bag,
1062
00:48:13,673 --> 00:48:15,113
or what's meant
to come back to me...
1063
00:48:16,284 --> 00:48:18,523
and you ain't gonna have no neck
to put no chain on, fam.
1064
00:48:18,547 --> 00:48:19,635
You get me?
1065
00:48:21,028 --> 00:48:25,641
Dwayne,
anything they need, yeah?
1066
00:48:25,815 --> 00:48:26,904
And take the Porsche.
1067
00:48:26,991 --> 00:48:28,514
And someone come clean
this place up
1068
00:48:28,601 --> 00:48:31,256
- before my mum walks in!
- Come, we hit the roads, mandem.
1069
00:48:42,049 --> 00:48:43,398
I'm telling you, Billy,
1070
00:48:43,659 --> 00:48:45,618
those two
are the contract killers.
1071
00:48:45,705 --> 00:48:47,228
Are you sure about that, Ian?
1072
00:48:47,315 --> 00:48:50,144
I mean, they don't look like
your usual contract killer type.
1073
00:48:50,231 --> 00:48:52,190
They're fucking
Black boys, ain't they?
1074
00:48:52,538 --> 00:48:56,672
They behave... all,
you know... Black!
1075
00:48:56,846 --> 00:48:58,196
That one's
not even Black though!
1076
00:48:58,283 --> 00:49:00,111
He is. All right,
his skin isn't.
1077
00:49:00,415 --> 00:49:03,505
But I'm tellin' ya.
He's got that look, ain't he?
1078
00:49:04,289 --> 00:49:05,812
What look?
I dunno!
1079
00:49:06,030 --> 00:49:07,901
All that urban malarky.
1080
00:49:08,032 --> 00:49:11,470
That "wagwan famalam,
innit" look.
1081
00:49:11,731 --> 00:49:14,647
All that cocoa butter goes
to their heads, don't it?
1082
00:49:14,864 --> 00:49:16,127
I don't get it, mate.
1083
00:49:16,214 --> 00:49:18,303
What the fuck goes on
in that head of yours?
1084
00:49:20,218 --> 00:49:22,133
Why have you always
gotta talk like this?
1085
00:49:24,265 --> 00:49:25,788
I... I... I...
1086
00:49:25,919 --> 00:49:27,616
I don't want to talk about it,
all right?
1087
00:49:28,661 --> 00:49:32,186
- So, what now then?
- We wait, follow them
1088
00:49:32,404 --> 00:49:35,102
and gather as much information
as we can
1089
00:49:35,189 --> 00:49:38,758
and then we pounce
like a fucking puma.
1090
00:50:45,825 --> 00:50:47,914
Hello. What?
1091
00:50:48,045 --> 00:50:49,698
Calm down, let me have a word...
1092
00:50:49,785 --> 00:50:51,222
Ugh!
1093
00:50:51,309 --> 00:50:53,528
Chill, chill, chill.
What you doing, bruv?
1094
00:50:53,659 --> 00:50:55,530
- Stop!
- Hey, what you doing, fam?
1095
00:50:55,748 --> 00:50:57,054
Who the fuck are you, fam?
1096
00:50:57,315 --> 00:50:58,229
Don't worry about who I am.
1097
00:50:58,316 --> 00:50:59,423
Leave the pretty girl alone, innit?
1098
00:50:59,447 --> 00:51:01,232
Look, it's fine.
No, it's not fine.
1099
00:51:01,362 --> 00:51:03,123
Man's moving like
he's Harvey Weinstein out here.
1100
00:51:03,147 --> 00:51:04,409
Harvey Weinstein, what?
1101
00:51:04,583 --> 00:51:05,995
You know who the fuck
you're talking to?
1102
00:51:06,019 --> 00:51:09,109
Do you know who the fuck I am?
It's man like Melvin.
1103
00:51:09,936 --> 00:51:11,546
Man ought to punch you
in your face.
1104
00:51:11,807 --> 00:51:13,113
Yeah?
1105
00:51:25,604 --> 00:51:27,127
Kane!
1106
00:51:27,475 --> 00:51:28,476
Kane!
1107
00:51:29,390 --> 00:51:30,391
Kane!
1108
00:51:30,609 --> 00:51:34,134
Uh... Allow it, man!
1109
00:52:07,341 --> 00:52:09,561
Hi, my name's Riko.
1110
00:52:09,691 --> 00:52:12,085
I hope you don't mind me saying
but you are beautiful.
1111
00:52:14,479 --> 00:52:15,479
Hold on.
1112
00:52:30,712 --> 00:52:32,497
Wait, wait... Hadouken!
1113
00:52:46,728 --> 00:52:48,730
Riko! Riko!
1114
00:53:11,100 --> 00:53:12,276
That's right!
1115
00:53:12,363 --> 00:53:14,234
Riko and Kane up in this bitch!
1116
00:53:14,365 --> 00:53:17,368
Man like a Black GI Joe!
1117
00:53:17,542 --> 00:53:18,586
Pussy!
1118
00:53:19,108 --> 00:53:20,588
I didn't even get your name,
you know.
1119
00:53:20,849 --> 00:53:21,981
It's Tamara.
1120
00:53:22,155 --> 00:53:23,678
Are you taking the mickey, rudeboy?
1121
00:53:23,809 --> 00:53:25,941
Are you really tryna draw
a ting right now?
1122
00:53:26,159 --> 00:53:28,205
This ain't a ting, fam.
This is Tamara.
1123
00:53:28,335 --> 00:53:29,467
You man, come.
1124
00:53:29,684 --> 00:53:31,524
We gotta kick. Come, man.
We need to kick, fam.
1125
00:53:31,730 --> 00:53:32,644
Take care, Tamara, yeah?
1126
00:53:32,731 --> 00:53:34,011
I hope you have
a lovely evening.
1127
00:53:48,573 --> 00:53:49,661
Broski.
1128
00:53:50,488 --> 00:53:51,489
Look at you.
1129
00:53:52,316 --> 00:53:53,708
Face all dry and that.
1130
00:53:59,279 --> 00:54:01,760
We was just about to take over, fam.
1131
00:54:02,021 --> 00:54:05,154
Do the mazzer on Shotti.
Conquer the world.
1132
00:54:06,155 --> 00:54:08,810
From London to New York,
you said.
1133
00:54:10,072 --> 00:54:13,554
Now look at you.
Some fucking couch potato.
1134
00:54:13,859 --> 00:54:17,079
Wake up, man! I need you, man.
1135
00:54:17,210 --> 00:54:19,081
I can't do this without you,
bro!
1136
00:54:19,212 --> 00:54:21,301
It was me and you. It was us, remember?
1137
00:54:21,432 --> 00:54:24,348
Bromo gang, remember?
Big bro, lickle bro!
1138
00:54:24,478 --> 00:54:26,456
- Big bro, lickle bro!
- Hey, fam, I don't think...
1139
00:54:26,480 --> 00:54:29,440
Don't fucking touch me, man!
Fucking mongoose!
1140
00:54:33,531 --> 00:54:35,054
Man has done
a little wibbly-wobbly
1141
00:54:35,228 --> 00:54:36,403
one there still.
1142
00:54:36,577 --> 00:54:38,100
Man was on a Lion King vibe, innit?
1143
00:54:38,187 --> 00:54:39,580
Mufasa ting, you know them ones.
1144
00:54:42,540 --> 00:54:43,889
But fuck all of that.
1145
00:54:44,150 --> 00:54:46,195
This ain't no fucking
Disney Plus ting, fam.
1146
00:54:46,413 --> 00:54:48,154
Man needs to get
on my Scarface ting.
1147
00:54:48,285 --> 00:54:49,982
Hunt down that cockroach, Wiko.
1148
00:54:50,112 --> 00:54:51,940
Who does he think he is, bro?
1149
00:54:52,071 --> 00:54:57,511
Touch my bro, ya na? My bro!
No one touches my bro but me!
1150
00:54:57,642 --> 00:54:59,121
Will you keep it down, please?
1151
00:54:59,296 --> 00:55:00,403
There's some
seriously ill people
1152
00:55:00,427 --> 00:55:01,427
in here, trying to rest.
1153
00:55:01,863 --> 00:55:03,188
Shut your mouth, you butters
horse-face donkey sket.
1154
00:55:03,212 --> 00:55:05,092
I'll dash you out
the fucking window, you clown.
1155
00:55:05,171 --> 00:55:07,739
- Hey, fam, fuck her, man.
- I would, fam.
1156
00:55:07,826 --> 00:55:10,066
Can't we just circle the block
and find this Riko, innit?
1157
00:55:10,132 --> 00:55:11,308
Whore!
1158
00:55:12,700 --> 00:55:15,137
So, where the fuck
is this Wiko, huh?
1159
00:55:15,268 --> 00:55:16,922
Has anyone got
any credentials on him?
1160
00:55:17,966 --> 00:55:20,012
Try touch my family, ya na!
1161
00:55:20,142 --> 00:55:23,798
Nah, this guy must be
some kinda madman.
1162
00:55:24,233 --> 00:55:25,974
Uh, Blud, I think I'm in love.
1163
00:55:26,497 --> 00:55:29,021
Riko and Tamara, it's all got
that Romeo and Juliet vibe.
1164
00:55:29,151 --> 00:55:31,110
- I lie, fam?
- Tamara, fam?
1165
00:55:32,111 --> 00:55:33,591
Blud, that's Leo's stepsister.
1166
00:55:33,765 --> 00:55:36,594
Don't lie. She was peng though.
I lie, fam?
1167
00:55:36,724 --> 00:55:37,943
Didn't you hear him, bruv?
1168
00:55:38,291 --> 00:55:40,356
That's Leo's sister, bruv.
Don't be ringing her, you know.
1169
00:55:40,380 --> 00:55:41,900
Yeah, he actually said
stepsister, fam.
1170
00:55:42,339 --> 00:55:43,340
But yeah, I hear ya.
1171
00:55:43,427 --> 00:55:44,665
Did you smell her hair
though, cuz?
1172
00:55:44,689 --> 00:55:46,362
I smelt it when I was standing
close to her.
1173
00:55:46,386 --> 00:55:48,736
It all smelt
like wild strawberries.
1174
00:55:48,954 --> 00:55:51,652
Man said wild strawberries.
You're fucking sick.
1175
00:55:51,783 --> 00:55:53,543
Man's trying to draw down
a dead man's sister
1176
00:55:53,611 --> 00:55:55,003
while smacking up bare man.
1177
00:55:55,613 --> 00:55:57,832
Rambo Riko!
1178
00:55:57,963 --> 00:56:00,008
I can't lie though.
I've never seen nothing like it.
1179
00:56:00,139 --> 00:56:01,967
Maybe WrestleMania
but never in real life.
1180
00:56:02,315 --> 00:56:03,403
Bad man ting, G.
1181
00:56:03,534 --> 00:56:05,274
Come on, fam,
that's how we roll, G.
1182
00:56:05,405 --> 00:56:08,234
- Badder man for any badder man.
- I dunno what happened.
1183
00:56:08,452 --> 00:56:10,454
I just saw red
and went all bipolar.
1184
00:56:10,889 --> 00:56:13,413
- You got bipolar, fam?
- Yeah, bro.
1185
00:56:13,500 --> 00:56:14,936
That's sick.
1186
00:56:15,154 --> 00:56:16,566
I want some
of that bipolar shit too, fam.
1187
00:56:16,590 --> 00:56:18,636
No, cuz, you don't.
Trust me. It's dead.
1188
00:56:18,766 --> 00:56:19,898
It's fucking long.
1189
00:56:20,028 --> 00:56:21,682
Certain times
I feel like a madman.
1190
00:56:21,813 --> 00:56:23,641
Certain times
you are a madman, fam.
1191
00:56:23,728 --> 00:56:25,358
Nothing wrong with being
a little bit mad though, cuz.
1192
00:56:25,382 --> 00:56:26,557
No, you don't understand.
1193
00:56:26,644 --> 00:56:28,689
Man have to take meds
every day and shit.
1194
00:56:28,863 --> 00:56:31,126
It's fucking dead,
and sometimes...
1195
00:56:32,171 --> 00:56:33,171
I dunno, I...
1196
00:56:33,912 --> 00:56:35,870
I just feel kind of lost,
if I'm being honest.
1197
00:56:36,523 --> 00:56:37,829
I feel your pain, bro.
1198
00:56:38,786 --> 00:56:40,614
- Man's autistic, innit?
- Is it?
1199
00:56:40,745 --> 00:56:42,921
- Sick.
- Yeah, man, so...
1200
00:56:43,312 --> 00:56:44,966
man say if you ever need
to talk, innit.
1201
00:56:45,358 --> 00:56:47,398
Men should be able to talk
about they problems more.
1202
00:56:48,056 --> 00:56:50,102
What the fuck, fam?
1203
00:56:50,232 --> 00:56:52,974
Man's got Jesus and Gandhi
in the fucking whip.
1204
00:56:53,192 --> 00:56:55,586
Bruv, fuck all this NHS
special needs talk, bruv.
1205
00:56:55,716 --> 00:56:57,022
Come and get the bag
1206
00:56:57,196 --> 00:56:59,546
give it to Shotti and park off,
blud. I'm fuckin' hungry.
1207
00:57:00,068 --> 00:57:01,068
Where's the bag, fam?
1208
00:57:01,113 --> 00:57:02,462
- What bag, fam?
- The bag, cuz.
1209
00:57:02,593 --> 00:57:03,985
What do you mean,
"The bag, cuz"?
1210
00:57:04,116 --> 00:57:05,639
No, no, I swear I gave
it to you...
1211
00:57:05,726 --> 00:57:07,293
No, you had the bag, fam.
1212
00:57:07,424 --> 00:57:09,010
I had the bag and I said,
"Kane, hold this."
1213
00:57:09,034 --> 00:57:10,775
Bruv, I don't remember
you saying that, fam.
1214
00:57:10,905 --> 00:57:12,065
I definitely did though, cuz.
1215
00:57:12,385 --> 00:57:14,276
I 'member giving it to you
like this, I was like this, cuz.
1216
00:57:14,300 --> 00:57:16,128
How the fuck did you lose
the bag, man?
1217
00:57:16,215 --> 00:57:17,845
- Look for it, blud.
- No, it's not here, cuz.
1218
00:57:17,869 --> 00:57:18,783
We're gonna have to go back.
1219
00:57:18,870 --> 00:57:20,190
We're gonna have to go back, cuz.
1220
00:57:20,480 --> 00:57:23,309
Blud, man can't lose the bag.
We definitely have to go back.
1221
00:57:23,527 --> 00:57:25,093
Fuck!
1222
00:57:25,224 --> 00:57:26,747
- Shit!
- Shit.
1223
00:57:26,878 --> 00:57:28,270
It's RoboCop time, baby!
1224
00:57:31,360 --> 00:57:33,406
Go faster, man, faster!
1225
00:57:36,148 --> 00:57:37,802
Put your foot down, Billy!
1226
00:57:37,932 --> 00:57:39,020
Can't fuckin' see 'em.
1227
00:57:55,167 --> 00:57:58,257
Where are you two
pussyclartings? Huh?
1228
00:58:55,488 --> 00:58:58,360
- Bruv, where's Dwayne?
- Ain't nobody got time for that!
1229
00:59:00,972 --> 00:59:02,582
Hey, Riko!
1230
00:59:02,887 --> 00:59:03,888
Kane!
1231
00:59:06,064 --> 00:59:07,195
Shit,
1232
00:59:07,326 --> 00:59:08,675
I can smell petrol,
bro, come on!
1233
00:59:08,806 --> 00:59:09,937
Bruv, I can't get out!
1234
00:59:10,024 --> 00:59:11,132
Don't worry, I've got you, bro.
1235
00:59:11,156 --> 00:59:12,461
Foot's stuck, help.
1236
00:59:12,549 --> 00:59:15,856
Help me.
1237
00:59:15,987 --> 00:59:18,816
Riko...
1238
00:59:19,251 --> 00:59:21,035
Come on.
1239
00:59:42,404 --> 00:59:43,971
Oh, for fuck's sake. Split up!
1240
00:59:48,889 --> 00:59:50,282
Come here, you little shit!
1241
01:00:26,840 --> 01:00:27,928
Oh, shit!
1242
01:00:28,059 --> 01:00:29,843
Hey! Come here!
1243
01:00:42,595 --> 01:00:43,596
Fuck me!
1244
01:00:45,337 --> 01:00:46,425
Fuck off!
1245
01:00:48,253 --> 01:00:50,298
Come on, you two, get after him!
1246
01:00:55,173 --> 01:00:56,261
What the fuck, man?
1247
01:01:18,065 --> 01:01:19,458
Nice little doggie!
1248
01:01:19,545 --> 01:01:20,894
Nice little doggie!
1249
01:01:27,292 --> 01:01:28,452
You all right up there, mate?
1250
01:01:28,946 --> 01:01:31,426
Yeah. Just walkin' my dog, innit?
1251
01:01:39,521 --> 01:01:41,219
Who the fuck
do you think you are?
1252
01:01:41,567 --> 01:01:43,961
- Usain Bolt?
- Yeah, bro, you dickhead.
1253
01:01:54,362 --> 01:01:55,929
All right, shit-face?
1254
01:01:56,060 --> 01:01:58,932
You ain't so clever now, are ya?
1255
01:02:00,760 --> 01:02:02,370
How long am I gonna be in here, man?
1256
01:02:04,851 --> 01:02:06,287
How long am I gonna be in here?
1257
01:02:06,592 --> 01:02:08,594
Fuck's sake!
1258
01:02:09,073 --> 01:02:10,291
I feel really hot in here!
1259
01:02:13,555 --> 01:02:14,915
Should've took my meds today, man.
1260
01:02:14,992 --> 01:02:15,992
I swear I'm buggin' out.
1261
01:02:16,123 --> 01:02:16,994
Fuck's sake.
1262
01:02:17,124 --> 01:02:18,517
How long am I gonna be in here?
1263
01:02:18,691 --> 01:02:20,475
Come on!
I knew I should've took...
1264
01:02:20,649 --> 01:02:21,868
Kane!
1265
01:02:22,086 --> 01:02:23,870
I knew I shoulda took
my meds today!
1266
01:02:25,306 --> 01:02:26,306
Freezin' in here!
1267
01:02:26,351 --> 01:02:27,391
I feel really hot in here!
1268
01:02:27,439 --> 01:02:28,919
I shoulda took my meds today, man.
1269
01:02:29,093 --> 01:02:29,963
Fuck's sake!
1270
01:02:30,094 --> 01:02:31,095
I'm buggin' out, man.
1271
01:02:32,661 --> 01:02:34,794
Kane!
1272
01:02:34,925 --> 01:02:36,491
Kane, man! Kane, you sleepin'?
1273
01:02:36,578 --> 01:02:38,058
I don't fuckin' feel right.
1274
01:02:42,889 --> 01:02:43,890
Yo, boss!
1275
01:02:44,108 --> 01:02:46,937
Can man get a cigarette,
or a zoot or suttin'?
1276
01:02:49,200 --> 01:02:51,768
I won't tell you again.
Shut the fuck up!
1277
01:03:11,613 --> 01:03:12,613
Get up.
1278
01:03:13,224 --> 01:03:14,544
So, how do you know Shotti, then?
1279
01:03:14,573 --> 01:03:15,661
Shotti?
1280
01:03:16,009 --> 01:03:18,838
What the fuck is that?
Some kind of potty you shit in?
1281
01:03:18,969 --> 01:03:19,969
Shotti?
1282
01:03:20,100 --> 01:03:21,275
Yeah, I know him still.
1283
01:03:21,798 --> 01:03:24,118
I must have fitted a kitchen
for him once a few years back.
1284
01:03:24,148 --> 01:03:25,540
Yeah, nice guy.
1285
01:03:25,758 --> 01:03:26,866
Why didn't you stop the car?
1286
01:03:26,890 --> 01:03:29,675
Car? What car?
I weren't drivin' no car.
1287
01:03:29,806 --> 01:03:31,242
I was just walkin' my dog, innit?
1288
01:03:31,416 --> 01:03:32,696
To be honest,
I can't even drive.
1289
01:03:32,896 --> 01:03:35,289
Well, I did once, cause Kane got
waved on some XIX Vodka.
1290
01:03:35,376 --> 01:03:36,696
I had to drive him home
but it was
1291
01:03:36,769 --> 01:03:38,129
just the one time still,
I promise.
1292
01:03:39,772 --> 01:03:42,557
- Is this Shotti's chain?
- No, that's my one, innit?
1293
01:03:42,688 --> 01:03:44,298
Like he's got one
and I've got one.
1294
01:03:44,429 --> 01:03:45,734
So, like one each, innit?
1295
01:03:46,474 --> 01:03:48,128
What does "MGANG" stand for?
1296
01:03:48,389 --> 01:03:50,478
The "M" stands for motivation,
meditation and music.
1297
01:03:50,565 --> 01:03:51,828
I must say, I've been getting
1298
01:03:51,915 --> 01:03:54,700
into a lot of yoga
recently still.
1299
01:03:55,309 --> 01:03:58,399
Woosa.
1300
01:04:00,662 --> 01:04:02,360
Wagwan with
all these questions, man?
1301
01:04:02,490 --> 01:04:04,318
Movin' like it's Mastermind
or something?
1302
01:04:04,492 --> 01:04:06,016
Has Riko had his phone call yet?
1303
01:04:06,364 --> 01:04:08,105
'Cause you know
when Riko has his phone call
1304
01:04:08,279 --> 01:04:09,584
we're out of here, you get me?
1305
01:04:09,715 --> 01:04:12,936
Man's got dat top boy
Jewish solicitor. Whoo!
1306
01:04:13,066 --> 01:04:15,677
And when he's finished
with you and you,
1307
01:04:15,808 --> 01:04:18,550
I'm expecting
a full-blown apology letter.
1308
01:04:18,767 --> 01:04:21,814
Ya get me? And that's some
Mary had a curry goat, brother.
1309
01:04:22,946 --> 01:04:24,469
Hello, Tamara.
1310
01:04:24,599 --> 01:04:27,385
Yeah, who's this?
It's me, Riko.
1311
01:04:27,646 --> 01:04:29,256
I thought I'd just call
and say hello.
1312
01:04:29,387 --> 01:04:30,627
It was really nice meeting you.
1313
01:04:30,736 --> 01:04:32,303
I wish I coulda stayed
and spoke to you.
1314
01:04:32,433 --> 01:04:33,695
That was crazy what happened.
1315
01:04:33,870 --> 01:04:35,262
I've never seen
anything like it.
1316
01:04:35,393 --> 01:04:37,264
Yeah, that was
a bit of a mad one.
1317
01:04:37,395 --> 01:04:39,555
It's just my stepdad used
to try and hit my mum, innit,
1318
01:04:39,658 --> 01:04:40,938
so I'm totally against
that shit.
1319
01:04:41,007 --> 01:04:42,376
When I saw that guy
troubling you like that
1320
01:04:42,400 --> 01:04:43,444
I dunno, it just...
1321
01:04:43,575 --> 01:04:44,881
It just brought out
bad memories.
1322
01:04:45,055 --> 01:04:46,510
That guy
was one of my brother's friends
1323
01:04:46,534 --> 01:04:49,450
and I actually fucking hate him,
so thank you.
1324
01:04:49,537 --> 01:04:51,757
Oh, yeah, your brother...
1325
01:04:52,540 --> 01:04:53,977
That's why I wanted to call, innit?
1326
01:04:54,151 --> 01:04:55,892
It was... It was me,
I was at the bank
1327
01:04:56,022 --> 01:04:58,342
and I killed your brother Leo,
I did... I didn't mean to...
1328
01:04:58,416 --> 01:05:00,070
it just happened all so quick.
What?
1329
01:05:00,244 --> 01:05:01,941
You didn't kill him.
No, I did.
1330
01:05:02,028 --> 01:05:03,571
I dunno how. I think
I've just got this power,
1331
01:05:03,595 --> 01:05:04,770
I felt it from young.
1332
01:05:04,944 --> 01:05:06,511
My brother had a heart attack.
1333
01:05:06,641 --> 01:05:09,166
Mm. He's had the condition
ever since he was a kid.
1334
01:05:09,514 --> 01:05:11,820
- But he's awake now.
- Wait, what?
1335
01:05:12,517 --> 01:05:15,520
Leo had a heart attack?
So, it wasn't my fault?
1336
01:05:15,650 --> 01:05:17,130
No, it wasn't your fault, Riko.
1337
01:05:17,652 --> 01:05:18,915
Is that Riko?
1338
01:05:19,132 --> 01:05:21,308
Yeah. Oh. Hold on.
He wants to talk to you.
1339
01:05:21,874 --> 01:05:24,921
Riko...
1340
01:05:25,312 --> 01:05:28,925
I want to thank you, my brother.
You saved my life, bro.
1341
01:05:29,142 --> 01:05:30,491
I've seen the light.
1342
01:05:31,101 --> 01:05:33,842
Thank you, my brother.
1343
01:05:34,191 --> 01:05:35,844
Look, Riko, I gotta go.
1344
01:05:36,628 --> 01:05:37,822
I gotta call
my other stepbrother
1345
01:05:37,846 --> 01:05:39,022
and let him know
1346
01:05:39,239 --> 01:05:41,119
and also, to tell him
that it wasn't your fault.
1347
01:05:41,285 --> 01:05:42,373
Oh, yeah. Yeah,
1348
01:05:42,590 --> 01:05:44,220
if you could tell him
that'd be decent still.
1349
01:05:44,244 --> 01:05:45,244
I will, Riko.
1350
01:05:45,376 --> 01:05:46,812
Well, look, I better go.
1351
01:05:46,986 --> 01:05:49,946
Be safe
and I'll talk to you later.
1352
01:05:50,076 --> 01:05:51,948
All right. Bye, beautiful.
1353
01:05:53,253 --> 01:05:55,908
That was Leo's sister.
She said Leo had a heart attack.
1354
01:05:56,082 --> 01:05:58,519
- That means I didn't kill him!
- Is that right, sunshine?
1355
01:05:58,867 --> 01:06:02,610
Well, you just wait right there
and I'm gonna go check that out.
1356
01:06:02,741 --> 01:06:03,960
Gimme that fuckin' phone.
1357
01:06:05,918 --> 01:06:06,963
Come here!
1358
01:06:07,441 --> 01:06:10,096
Allow it, I ain't done nuffin!
It was just a zoot, bro.
1359
01:06:10,314 --> 01:06:12,925
"Just a zoot," he says.
If my calculations are correct
1360
01:06:13,186 --> 01:06:14,405
the last time I checked
1361
01:06:14,535 --> 01:06:17,060
cannabis was still
an illegal substance.
1362
01:06:17,190 --> 01:06:19,192
Please, bro, come on, man.
I'm sorry, innit?
1363
01:06:19,279 --> 01:06:21,151
Justice must be served!
1364
01:06:21,281 --> 01:06:24,763
Now get in the car.
I am not going to ask you again.
1365
01:06:27,809 --> 01:06:31,683
I told you, get in the car!
1366
01:06:32,423 --> 01:06:33,641
Rah.
1367
01:06:36,427 --> 01:06:38,535
- Oi, is that Wiko, fam?
- Fam, I don't think that's him.
1368
01:06:38,559 --> 01:06:39,734
You just ran over a fed.
1369
01:06:39,865 --> 01:06:41,388
So, what though? Is he Wiko?
1370
01:06:41,475 --> 01:06:43,129
Uh, I... I don't think so.
1371
01:06:43,260 --> 01:06:44,478
How do you know, fam?
1372
01:06:44,609 --> 01:06:45,889
Do you know
what Wiko looks like?
1373
01:06:46,002 --> 01:06:47,002
Uh... Nah.
1374
01:06:47,046 --> 01:06:48,308
So, what the fuck are you doing
1375
01:06:48,569 --> 01:06:50,729
coming out the car telling me
that this ain't Wiko, hm?
1376
01:06:50,789 --> 01:06:52,069
How do you know
that information?
1377
01:06:52,182 --> 01:06:53,705
How do you know
if this is Wiko or not?
1378
01:06:53,835 --> 01:06:55,750
He could all be a fed. Oi!
1379
01:06:56,273 --> 01:06:58,318
What the fuck
are you lookin' at? Huh?
1380
01:06:58,405 --> 01:06:59,754
Are you Wiko?
1381
01:06:59,928 --> 01:07:01,191
Hey, Wiko!
1382
01:07:01,321 --> 01:07:02,931
He's gone mad, fam.
1383
01:07:03,019 --> 01:07:04,020
He's lost it.
1384
01:07:04,150 --> 01:07:06,631
Wiko,
you fuckin' lickle pussy boy!
1385
01:07:06,848 --> 01:07:10,069
Where are you? Huh?
Where are you, little shitbag?
1386
01:07:10,200 --> 01:07:13,159
You can wun but you can't hide!
1387
01:07:13,377 --> 01:07:16,119
Oh, my days!
1388
01:07:16,597 --> 01:07:17,946
It's the Murkle Man!
1389
01:07:24,605 --> 01:07:26,390
Murkle Man!
1390
01:07:32,874 --> 01:07:35,486
It's the Murkle Man!
1391
01:07:35,877 --> 01:07:38,750
Cuz, your timing is impeccable, rudeboy.
1392
01:07:39,011 --> 01:07:40,360
Proper superhero tings.
1393
01:07:40,534 --> 01:07:42,928
It's the Murkle Man. Seckle!
1394
01:07:43,059 --> 01:07:44,277
I need your help, fam.
1395
01:07:44,712 --> 01:07:46,714
Please tell me you know
who this Wiko is.
1396
01:07:47,237 --> 01:07:49,804
I need to know who he is
and where he was at.
1397
01:07:50,153 --> 01:07:51,993
Please, tell me you know
this information, fam?
1398
01:07:52,155 --> 01:07:53,547
You might have to circle still.
1399
01:07:54,070 --> 01:07:56,942
I see Riko, fam,
he was all chillin' in Faces.
1400
01:07:57,421 --> 01:07:59,988
- What? Faces?
- Yeah, fam.
1401
01:08:00,293 --> 01:08:01,893
And he was all chillin'
with your sister.
1402
01:08:02,034 --> 01:08:03,253
Murkle!
1403
01:08:03,470 --> 01:08:06,430
I'm not gonna lie, fam,
she was looking kinda neckle!
1404
01:08:06,517 --> 01:08:10,086
Can you shut the fuck up?
I'm tryna watch Gogglebox!
1405
01:08:10,173 --> 01:08:12,088
Suck your mum!
1406
01:08:12,827 --> 01:08:14,264
Murkle!
1407
01:08:21,358 --> 01:08:23,969
What the fuck? My sister, blud?
1408
01:08:24,100 --> 01:08:26,580
Wiko is tryna chirps
and press my sister, blud?
1409
01:08:26,885 --> 01:08:29,192
This dickhead must think
that he's me, fam!
1410
01:08:29,366 --> 01:08:31,890
Wiko!
You fucking lickle pussio!
1411
01:08:32,020 --> 01:08:33,935
I'm coming for you!
1412
01:08:34,110 --> 01:08:37,069
Fam, your sister just rang man
and said that Leo's cool, bro.
1413
01:08:37,243 --> 01:08:40,028
He woke up, fam.
He's alive and that.
1414
01:08:40,203 --> 01:08:43,075
- What?
- Bruv, your brother's cool.
1415
01:08:43,597 --> 01:08:45,338
He's all saying he wants
to talk to you.
1416
01:08:45,730 --> 01:08:48,298
Cuz, I know I've got
a huge brain and all that
1417
01:08:48,428 --> 01:08:49,828
but all this information
is too much
1418
01:08:49,951 --> 01:08:50,951
for my head top, fam.
1419
01:08:51,475 --> 01:08:53,453
Come like some Christmas special
of Emmerdale Farm, fam!
1420
01:08:53,477 --> 01:08:56,610
Too much is going on
to rasclart!
1421
01:09:00,875 --> 01:09:01,876
Little bro.
1422
01:09:04,749 --> 01:09:06,490
I thought I'd lost you, big bro.
1423
01:09:06,751 --> 01:09:09,580
Never, family. Never.
1424
01:09:11,103 --> 01:09:12,104
T...
1425
01:09:12,583 --> 01:09:13,932
T! Hmm?
1426
01:09:14,933 --> 01:09:16,152
I gotta chat to you, innit?
1427
01:09:18,893 --> 01:09:21,983
All the badness
and wickedness we do...
1428
01:09:23,420 --> 01:09:27,946
all the lengin' and drillin'
we've done...
1429
01:09:30,949 --> 01:09:32,646
it's gotta stop, my bro.
1430
01:09:34,039 --> 01:09:35,301
It's all wrong.
1431
01:09:35,823 --> 01:09:38,913
We gotta stop
with all this madness.
1432
01:09:40,045 --> 01:09:42,047
Man has seen the light, G.
1433
01:09:42,221 --> 01:09:43,614
Jesus!
1434
01:09:43,831 --> 01:09:47,183
He came to me, into my heart!
1435
01:09:47,487 --> 01:09:49,924
What the fuck
are you talkin' about, bro?
1436
01:09:50,229 --> 01:09:51,361
Trust me, bro...
1437
01:09:52,623 --> 01:09:53,623
I've seen the light.
1438
01:09:55,539 --> 01:09:57,018
I've been awoken.
1439
01:09:57,280 --> 01:09:58,585
What light?
1440
01:09:58,846 --> 01:10:00,631
What the fuck
are you talkin' about, bro?
1441
01:10:00,979 --> 01:10:03,721
It was probably this light, fam.
1442
01:10:04,200 --> 01:10:05,723
What the fuck is this?
1443
01:10:06,158 --> 01:10:07,812
What the fuck
have you been inhaling, bro?
1444
01:10:08,029 --> 01:10:09,030
Oi, Tamara,
1445
01:10:09,466 --> 01:10:12,599
- what the fuck is wrong with him?
- Nothing, he's fine.
1446
01:10:12,817 --> 01:10:14,297
Even the doctor said he's fine.
1447
01:10:16,037 --> 01:10:20,041
Oi, and what the fuck are you
doing sleeping with the enemeny!
1448
01:10:20,216 --> 01:10:22,870
What? What are you
talking about?
1449
01:10:23,001 --> 01:10:25,090
Tryna fuck that Wiko yute, yeah?
1450
01:10:25,221 --> 01:10:27,741
I'm hearing you was all lipsin'
him up and conversating wiv him.
1451
01:10:27,919 --> 01:10:31,792
Oi, big up Riko, cuz.
A proper shepherd.
1452
01:10:32,140 --> 01:10:35,100
I weren't lipsin' him.
I just met him.
1453
01:10:35,318 --> 01:10:37,233
And he's cool,
we were just chattin'.
1454
01:10:37,363 --> 01:10:40,801
Fucking hoebag!
Imbeciles everywhere.
1455
01:10:41,237 --> 01:10:42,455
What you sayin' then, bro?
1456
01:10:42,586 --> 01:10:44,544
Do you want man to keep looking
for Riko, yeah?
1457
01:10:44,675 --> 01:10:47,025
Duh! Of course, fam.
1458
01:10:47,199 --> 01:10:49,332
What, are you dyslexic
or something?
1459
01:10:49,419 --> 01:10:52,030
He tried touch my brother
and now look at him.
1460
01:10:52,117 --> 01:10:54,772
He's all gay and that!
Nah, fam.
1461
01:10:55,033 --> 01:10:56,817
I'm gonna touch him up differently...
1462
01:10:57,557 --> 01:10:59,211
super violate ting.
1463
01:10:59,559 --> 01:11:01,953
He ain't even
gonna see man comin'.
1464
01:11:05,870 --> 01:11:06,958
You're free to go, mate.
1465
01:11:07,088 --> 01:11:09,961
- What? I'm allowed to go, yeah?
- Yes, mate.
1466
01:11:11,179 --> 01:11:13,225
Just sign this
and you're a free man.
1467
01:11:13,312 --> 01:11:15,662
- You got a pen at all?
- Yeah.
1468
01:11:17,403 --> 01:11:20,188
- That's a nice pen, man.
- Yeah, you can keep it.
1469
01:11:20,363 --> 01:11:21,451
You know, look.
1470
01:11:21,581 --> 01:11:23,104
You like flashy things,
don't ya?
1471
01:11:23,235 --> 01:11:25,281
Eh? Look at that. Look at that.
Look at that.
1472
01:11:25,368 --> 01:11:28,284
- Souvenir, go on.
- Sick. Safe, fam.
1473
01:11:28,414 --> 01:11:29,937
Yeah, come on, Bill, let's go.
1474
01:11:33,724 --> 01:11:36,161
Man try and lock me up
like some cage animal.
1475
01:11:36,248 --> 01:11:38,163
This ain't 12 Years
a Slave, cuzzy.
1476
01:11:38,250 --> 01:11:39,556
This is Sumotherhood.
1477
01:11:39,904 --> 01:11:41,166
Oh, fam...
1478
01:11:41,297 --> 01:11:42,733
Pinky's been blowin' up
man's phone.
1479
01:11:42,863 --> 01:11:46,650
- He's on to man differently.
- Silly Billy wanna test moi.
1480
01:11:46,824 --> 01:11:48,739
Fuck that! Man's certi.
1481
01:11:48,826 --> 01:11:52,308
One call to the connect and bam!
Man buss case.
1482
01:11:52,438 --> 01:11:53,438
Oh, no.
1483
01:11:53,657 --> 01:11:55,461
Man didn't even call
Uncle Bernstein, you know.
1484
01:11:55,485 --> 01:11:56,616
I called Tamara still.
1485
01:11:56,747 --> 01:11:58,202
She said
I didn't kill her brother, fam.
1486
01:11:58,226 --> 01:11:59,546
He's alive
and it was an accident.
1487
01:11:59,576 --> 01:12:01,162
That means I can fall in love
with Tamara after all.
1488
01:12:01,186 --> 01:12:02,186
I lie, fam?
1489
01:12:02,448 --> 01:12:04,248
You used your phone call
to call Tamara, blud?
1490
01:12:04,494 --> 01:12:06,670
Are you fucking crazy, cuz?
1491
01:12:06,974 --> 01:12:08,149
Are you not listening, fam?
1492
01:12:08,324 --> 01:12:10,404
I told her what happened
and she's cool with it, bro.
1493
01:12:10,891 --> 01:12:12,980
You a proper idiot, cuz.
1494
01:12:13,720 --> 01:12:14,720
Fuck.
1495
01:12:15,461 --> 01:12:18,290
Come we go link Shotti, man.
Let's explain all this.
1496
01:12:18,421 --> 01:12:20,205
Where the fuck you man been?
1497
01:12:22,773 --> 01:12:25,210
Oh, cuz, man got into
a lickle madness, innit?
1498
01:12:25,428 --> 01:12:26,472
Us man went to the club,
1499
01:12:26,733 --> 01:12:29,083
Dwayne spoke to security,
us man went inside.
1500
01:12:29,214 --> 01:12:30,824
Then man see bare tings there, bro.
1501
01:12:30,955 --> 01:12:32,957
Then I see my man, innit,
bussed him the P.
1502
01:12:33,044 --> 01:12:34,044
He gave man the food,
1503
01:12:34,175 --> 01:12:36,047
was like "Rah,
that's a lot of food."
1504
01:12:36,177 --> 01:12:38,005
Took that, then us man
was dussing out
1505
01:12:38,136 --> 01:12:40,834
then I see the pengest ting,
bro, like she was proper peng.
1506
01:12:43,054 --> 01:12:44,292
Fuck are you talking about, bruv?
1507
01:12:44,316 --> 01:12:45,752
Are you fucking high or suttin'?
1508
01:12:45,839 --> 01:12:47,643
Oh, nah, nah. Man only had
two draw today still.
1509
01:12:47,667 --> 01:12:49,321
I'm just saying
the ting was peng, bro.
1510
01:12:49,452 --> 01:12:50,801
Then man got
into a little passa.
1511
01:12:50,888 --> 01:12:51,888
Us man were kicking out
1512
01:12:52,019 --> 01:12:53,214
and then boydem
were on to us, innit?
1513
01:12:53,238 --> 01:12:54,238
Brother!
1514
01:12:55,153 --> 01:12:56,937
Where the fuck is my food?
1515
01:12:58,896 --> 01:13:00,506
Um... Uh, Shotti, cuz...
1516
01:13:00,637 --> 01:13:02,334
Shut your mouth, Dwayne.
1517
01:13:02,465 --> 01:13:04,162
I'mma deal with you separate.
1518
01:13:05,032 --> 01:13:06,382
Ask you again, fam.
1519
01:13:07,992 --> 01:13:10,255
- Where the fuck is my food?
- The food, see...
1520
01:13:10,342 --> 01:13:12,102
See, I gave it to Kane, yeah,
but now he's saying...
1521
01:13:12,126 --> 01:13:14,694
- What? Don't even try it, fam!
- Okay.
1522
01:13:14,781 --> 01:13:17,305
So, you tryna take man
for some dickhead, innit?
1523
01:13:17,480 --> 01:13:18,568
Calm.
1524
01:13:20,744 --> 01:13:23,137
Oi, take off my chain.
1525
01:13:23,268 --> 01:13:25,401
I don't want to get his blood
on it when I shoot him.
1526
01:13:25,662 --> 01:13:26,880
Take that off, man.
1527
01:13:27,446 --> 01:13:28,534
Come on, bro, man.
1528
01:13:28,708 --> 01:13:30,382
So what? You wanna rob me
of my food, yeah?
1529
01:13:30,406 --> 01:13:32,190
Nah, nah,
it weren't even like that, fam.
1530
01:13:41,329 --> 01:13:42,329
Hello?
1531
01:13:49,599 --> 01:13:50,730
Say nuttin'.
1532
01:13:55,256 --> 01:14:00,131
Rah!
You man are somethin' else.
1533
01:14:00,653 --> 01:14:03,221
Man was just about to shoot
all three of you on the spot
1534
01:14:03,351 --> 01:14:04,527
and man's hearing
1535
01:14:04,788 --> 01:14:08,313
that you smacked up Melvin
and his boys in Faces, yeah?
1536
01:14:08,487 --> 01:14:11,795
You a bunch of lucky yutes.
1537
01:14:12,578 --> 01:14:16,843
Oi, fuck the package.
Man smacked up Melvin!
1538
01:14:17,017 --> 01:14:18,976
I've had beef with
that dickhead for years.
1539
01:14:19,585 --> 01:14:20,997
So, wha... wha...
what did you do to him?
1540
01:14:21,021 --> 01:14:22,738
Uh, cuz, man just went
all bipolar with it, innit?
1541
01:14:22,762 --> 01:14:25,112
First, I sparked him
in the face, then I bottled him,
1542
01:14:25,243 --> 01:14:27,264
then I picked up a chair,
then man did a elbow drop.
1543
01:14:27,288 --> 01:14:28,333
Man said "elbow drop"!
1544
01:14:28,464 --> 01:14:30,030
Ay, bruv, that's what we do, Shotti.
1545
01:14:30,161 --> 01:14:32,163
You get me? Anytime, anywhere.
1546
01:14:32,293 --> 01:14:34,295
Unlimited usage. You get me?
1547
01:14:34,426 --> 01:14:36,907
A'ight, but, uh, Shotti...
1548
01:14:37,690 --> 01:14:40,693
Uh... When do we get paid,
'cause...
1549
01:14:41,651 --> 01:14:44,349
man owes 15 bags to
a certain someone, you get me?
1550
01:14:44,567 --> 01:14:45,611
What?
1551
01:14:46,307 --> 01:14:48,701
Don't be talking to me
about no P, fam.
1552
01:14:48,919 --> 01:14:51,225
About you owe
a certain man 15 bags.
1553
01:14:51,356 --> 01:14:53,532
Blud, you owe me
20 fuckin' bags, blud.
1554
01:14:53,663 --> 01:14:54,794
That's how much you lost.
1555
01:14:57,231 --> 01:14:58,232
But don't worry.
1556
01:14:58,624 --> 01:15:00,670
Man's gonna put that loss aside
for the time being.
1557
01:15:00,800 --> 01:15:02,498
Man can pattern that.
Don't watch that.
1558
01:15:02,933 --> 01:15:04,891
Man will make you run that back
in favors.
1559
01:15:06,545 --> 01:15:08,286
I all got a favor now still.
1560
01:15:08,852 --> 01:15:11,855
Man's gotta go Docklands,
and rob some Polish donnies.
1561
01:15:12,464 --> 01:15:14,858
But this time,
I'm gonna come with you
1562
01:15:14,988 --> 01:15:17,077
and see your murder game
for myself.
1563
01:15:17,251 --> 01:15:18,383
You get me?
1564
01:15:18,514 --> 01:15:20,254
Nah, man's kinda tired,
you know.
1565
01:15:20,341 --> 01:15:21,710
It's just man
ain't really slept yet, innit.
1566
01:15:21,734 --> 01:15:23,867
Man ain't askin'
for a favor, cuz.
1567
01:15:23,954 --> 01:15:25,825
Man's tellin' you,
that's the favor.
1568
01:15:25,956 --> 01:15:28,872
- You understand?
- Bro, say no more.
1569
01:15:29,002 --> 01:15:30,937
'Cause man don't even like
Polish people, you get me?
1570
01:15:30,961 --> 01:15:32,702
Remember my man Falaski
and that, yeah?
1571
01:15:32,832 --> 01:15:35,008
Bruv, he all fucked up
my mum's flooring, man.
1572
01:15:35,139 --> 01:15:37,097
- I remember that, bruv.
- Fuck all that!
1573
01:15:37,271 --> 01:15:38,969
You lot go downstairs
and wait, innit?
1574
01:15:39,056 --> 01:15:40,056
Get tooled up.
1575
01:15:41,145 --> 01:15:42,886
Man's gonna ride out
in a sec still.
1576
01:15:49,501 --> 01:15:51,155
Oi, you man, I left my phone.
1577
01:15:51,242 --> 01:15:52,842
- I'll meet man downstairs, yeah?
- Cool.
1578
01:15:54,506 --> 01:15:55,986
Tamara, you all right, darlin'?
1579
01:15:56,334 --> 01:15:57,734
I didn't know
if you was gonna call.
1580
01:15:58,249 --> 01:16:01,208
I was actually calling
to see what you were doing now.
1581
01:16:01,731 --> 01:16:04,385
I was thinking...
maybe if you ain't busy,
1582
01:16:04,516 --> 01:16:06,387
we could link up or something?
1583
01:16:06,605 --> 01:16:08,259
What, now? Um...
1584
01:16:08,346 --> 01:16:10,783
Well, I'm just about to go Docklands.
D ocklands?
1585
01:16:10,914 --> 01:16:12,195
Yeah,
I just gotta sort suttin' out.
1586
01:16:12,219 --> 01:16:13,351
Okay, cool.
1587
01:16:13,525 --> 01:16:15,440
When you get there,
send me your location
1588
01:16:15,571 --> 01:16:16,746
and I'll come and see you.
1589
01:16:16,876 --> 01:16:18,506
Yeah, no, definitely.
I'll send you location
1590
01:16:18,530 --> 01:16:20,706
as soon as I get there.
007 ting.
1591
01:16:21,011 --> 01:16:24,580
- Okay, cool. See you later.
- Yeah. Yeah, see you in a bit.
1592
01:16:33,501 --> 01:16:35,329
Well done, you lickle sketbag.
1593
01:16:35,895 --> 01:16:39,333
You're a dead man...
1594
01:16:39,464 --> 01:16:41,684
Motherfucker!
1595
01:16:56,916 --> 01:16:58,091
What you doing in here?
1596
01:16:58,788 --> 01:17:00,508
You're meant to wait outside
and be lookout.
1597
01:17:01,007 --> 01:17:02,269
Fuckin' dickhead.
1598
01:17:03,009 --> 01:17:04,620
Oh, I see...
1599
01:17:05,751 --> 01:17:07,448
Hey, what you man sayin'?
You ready, yeah?
1600
01:17:07,535 --> 01:17:08,580
Come on, man.
1601
01:17:08,928 --> 01:17:10,930
Man was born ready, G.
What, they here now, yeah?
1602
01:17:11,061 --> 01:17:12,802
'Cause I'll gun a man down now,
you know.
1603
01:17:12,889 --> 01:17:13,890
No long ting.
1604
01:17:13,977 --> 01:17:15,413
Dun know. Click-clack.
1605
01:17:16,632 --> 01:17:18,851
Yo, fam. Polish mandem are here,
you know.
1606
01:17:18,982 --> 01:17:19,983
Cool.
1607
01:17:20,113 --> 01:17:21,506
You man get the ting ready, yeah?
1608
01:17:21,724 --> 01:17:23,421
Mandem.
1609
01:17:31,037 --> 01:17:32,386
You man work for Krzysztof, yeah?
1610
01:17:32,604 --> 01:17:33,736
Yes, my friend.
1611
01:17:34,214 --> 01:17:37,391
So, what you saying, broskis?
You got some money for me, yeah?
1612
01:17:37,696 --> 01:17:39,742
- You got the drugs?
- Of course, man.
1613
01:17:39,829 --> 01:17:40,960
Always got drugs.
1614
01:17:51,797 --> 01:17:52,797
Click-clack.
1615
01:17:52,842 --> 01:17:53,930
It's Riko and Kane.
1616
01:17:54,017 --> 01:17:55,671
- That's Riko.
- That's Kane.
1617
01:17:55,758 --> 01:17:57,803
Riko and Kane.
We bring the pain.
1618
01:17:57,934 --> 01:17:59,675
Yo, Reeks, get the bag, fam.
1619
01:17:59,805 --> 01:18:00,980
Give man the bag, cuz.
1620
01:18:01,981 --> 01:18:04,680
Oh, I told you that pen
was a little beauty!
1621
01:18:04,810 --> 01:18:07,944
Built-in mic, GPRS
and it's got a torch!
1622
01:18:08,118 --> 01:18:11,948
I feel like James fucking Bond
out here!
1623
01:18:12,078 --> 01:18:14,559
Ian, I think you're taking
all this a bit too far.
1624
01:18:15,038 --> 01:18:16,450
It's getting pretty serious
in there.
1625
01:18:16,474 --> 01:18:17,973
We should call it in
and wait for backup.
1626
01:18:17,997 --> 01:18:20,739
Nah, fuck that, Billy! Let's go!
1627
01:18:25,178 --> 01:18:26,484
Who the fuck are you two?
1628
01:18:26,789 --> 01:18:28,529
We are da Polish people.
1629
01:18:28,704 --> 01:18:29,748
Dob-chez!
1630
01:18:29,879 --> 01:18:32,098
No, we are the Polish people.
1631
01:18:32,229 --> 01:18:35,058
No, we are da Polish people!
1632
01:18:35,188 --> 01:18:36,233
Dob-chez!
1633
01:18:37,538 --> 01:18:39,627
Yes, we are the Polish people.
1634
01:18:39,715 --> 01:18:40,759
So, who the fuck sent you?
1635
01:18:40,890 --> 01:18:43,762
Poldolski sent us,
lach-shee-mesh.
1636
01:18:43,893 --> 01:18:45,372
What the fuck is going
on here, fam?
1637
01:18:45,503 --> 01:18:48,332
What you sayin', famalam?
1638
01:18:48,506 --> 01:18:51,944
- Everyone drop your weapons.
- The fuck are you doing here?
1639
01:18:52,031 --> 01:18:54,338
Shut up!
Man ain't even talking to you.
1640
01:18:55,731 --> 01:18:57,645
Bet you weren't expecting me,
were ya?
1641
01:18:57,776 --> 01:19:00,953
See? Easy peasy, lemon squeezy.
1642
01:19:01,040 --> 01:19:02,781
You men underestimate
the power of planning.
1643
01:19:02,912 --> 01:19:05,262
Proper preparation
prevents poor performance.
1644
01:19:05,392 --> 01:19:07,786
Man's a fucking professional
out here.
1645
01:19:08,134 --> 01:19:10,180
Oi! Don't be tryna move, fam.
1646
01:19:10,397 --> 01:19:12,597
You best keep that dry crusty
peanut head of yours still
1647
01:19:12,704 --> 01:19:15,620
before man start putting holes
in man. Ya get me?
1648
01:19:15,881 --> 01:19:17,491
And that goes
for any of you Mongolians
1649
01:19:17,665 --> 01:19:18,928
tryna play Commando.
1650
01:19:19,145 --> 01:19:22,496
I'm the Bruce Willis out here.
This is my movie!
1651
01:19:23,019 --> 01:19:27,197
Now, who the fuck is Wiko?
1652
01:19:29,939 --> 01:19:31,375
- Are you Wiko, fam?
- Huh?
1653
01:19:31,462 --> 01:19:33,464
I said, are you Wiko, fam?
1654
01:19:33,551 --> 01:19:35,007
You know what?
You just missed him, innit.
1655
01:19:35,031 --> 01:19:36,617
He just popped to the shops.
You want anything?
1656
01:19:36,641 --> 01:19:39,252
You tryna take man for
some fucking Lenny Henry, blud?
1657
01:19:39,383 --> 01:19:42,429
Open your mouth! Say "ah."
1658
01:19:43,213 --> 01:19:47,826
Now, I'm gonna ask you again.
Are you Wiko, fam?
1659
01:19:47,957 --> 01:19:50,089
- I'm Riko, fam.
- You?
1660
01:19:50,220 --> 01:19:51,438
Don't piss me off, fam.
1661
01:19:51,569 --> 01:19:53,209
Careful, bro,
you don't want it with Riko.
1662
01:19:53,266 --> 01:19:54,311
Shut up!
1663
01:19:54,615 --> 01:19:56,792
Fuck sake, man.
I had you covered, bruv.
1664
01:19:56,922 --> 01:19:58,813
The shop story was working.
All you had to do was...
1665
01:19:58,837 --> 01:20:01,361
Shut up, you neek.
So, you're Wiko, yeah?
1666
01:20:02,406 --> 01:20:04,147
This weird-looking hairy yute?
1667
01:20:05,104 --> 01:20:07,803
So, you're the dickhead
that touched my brother, yeah?
1668
01:20:08,325 --> 01:20:10,806
Bro, I know... I swear, blud
say something, anything,
1669
01:20:10,936 --> 01:20:13,243
anything and I will blow
your head bareback, fam.
1670
01:20:15,114 --> 01:20:16,289
What you saying now, huh?
1671
01:20:16,681 --> 01:20:17,961
Where's all
that energy now, fam?
1672
01:20:18,378 --> 01:20:19,878
- Where's that energy now?
- That'’s what I was trying to tell you...
1673
01:20:19,902 --> 01:20:21,947
Oh, my days, you fucking cowpat!
1674
01:20:22,034 --> 01:20:24,689
What did I say?
I said say anything!
1675
01:20:24,863 --> 01:20:26,647
Anything!
1676
01:20:27,518 --> 01:20:32,349
You know what? Credit's done.
It's game over!
1677
01:20:33,829 --> 01:20:34,960
Any last words, blud?
1678
01:20:35,091 --> 01:20:36,788
Listen, bro... Time's up.
1679
01:20:36,919 --> 01:20:38,331
Enough of
your bad breath lyrics, fam.
1680
01:20:38,355 --> 01:20:40,792
- Stop! Don't shoot him, Theodore!
- Tamara!
1681
01:20:40,923 --> 01:20:42,533
Whoa... Theodore?
1682
01:20:42,620 --> 01:20:45,753
- Who the fuck is Theodore?
- What the fuck is going on here?
1683
01:20:46,058 --> 01:20:49,322
The fuck are you doing here?
I told you to wait in the car!
1684
01:20:49,453 --> 01:20:51,847
Riko didn't even do anything,
it was just a stupid argument.
1685
01:20:51,934 --> 01:20:53,587
You better shut
your fuckin mouth,
1686
01:20:53,718 --> 01:20:57,026
you fucking whore,
or I swear to Allahu Akbar!
1687
01:20:57,156 --> 01:20:58,960
Bro, that's what
I've been tryna tell you, man.
1688
01:20:58,984 --> 01:21:00,309
I didn't mean
to hurt your brother, cuz.
1689
01:21:00,333 --> 01:21:01,465
It was just an accident.
1690
01:21:02,988 --> 01:21:05,121
I didn't even touch him.
1691
01:21:05,643 --> 01:21:06,992
I promise you, I'm not a killer.
1692
01:21:08,211 --> 01:21:09,429
What the fuck?
1693
01:21:09,821 --> 01:21:11,461
So, you're telling me
you didn't kill Leo?
1694
01:21:12,041 --> 01:21:13,453
No, I thought I killed him
but then...
1695
01:21:13,477 --> 01:21:15,044
Ah-ha! So, you did try kill
my brother?
1696
01:21:15,174 --> 01:21:16,915
Nah, I thought I did
but I didn't mean to
1697
01:21:17,002 --> 01:21:19,067
and then Tamara was like
"Leo's cool and I was chatting
1698
01:21:19,091 --> 01:21:20,982
to him" and he's like "Yeah,
we're blessed, bro."
1699
01:21:21,006 --> 01:21:23,226
What? So, Leo ain't dead?
1700
01:21:25,054 --> 01:21:26,055
No, he's alive.
1701
01:21:26,359 --> 01:21:27,883
I wasn't sure
how to tell you still.
1702
01:21:27,970 --> 01:21:29,493
What, and you was talking
to him?
1703
01:21:30,450 --> 01:21:33,758
Hold up. What the fuck is this?
Who the fuck are you man?
1704
01:21:34,150 --> 01:21:36,282
I'm Kane, that's Riko...
1705
01:21:36,413 --> 01:21:37,933
- Shut the fuck up!
- Shut the fuck up!
1706
01:21:39,155 --> 01:21:40,155
Hold up!
1707
01:21:40,243 --> 01:21:41,548
Back up, back up, back up.
1708
01:21:41,722 --> 01:21:43,594
I got beef
with these pussios too.
1709
01:21:43,855 --> 01:21:44,900
Wagwan, bro.
1710
01:21:46,466 --> 01:21:47,466
- Psh!
- Psh!
1711
01:21:47,685 --> 01:21:49,045
What the fuck happened
to you, fam?
1712
01:21:49,121 --> 01:21:51,297
Oh, minor, bro.
Couple cracked ribs,
1713
01:21:51,471 --> 01:21:53,299
broke both my arms
above the elbow,
1714
01:21:53,386 --> 01:21:55,171
broke a collarbone,
broke both my legs.
1715
01:21:55,258 --> 01:21:56,258
It's minor though,
1716
01:21:56,302 --> 01:21:57,497
I can still bang out,
you get me?
1717
01:21:57,521 --> 01:21:59,044
This pussio caught me off-guard.
1718
01:21:59,218 --> 01:22:00,524
Right, that's gas, man.
1719
01:22:00,611 --> 01:22:02,830
We had you out good
and proper. Light work.
1720
01:22:03,048 --> 01:22:05,790
What? Hey, fuck this skinny
tall Tinie Tempah wannabe.
1721
01:22:05,921 --> 01:22:06,921
Shoot him in the pum-pum.
1722
01:22:07,139 --> 01:22:09,707
Hey, no more interruptions
for you, man.
1723
01:22:10,534 --> 01:22:12,144
It's personal time.
1724
01:22:15,843 --> 01:22:16,844
Shh!
1725
01:22:17,236 --> 01:22:18,672
The fuck is that noise, rah?
1726
01:22:20,718 --> 01:22:21,980
Yeah, what is that?
1727
01:22:22,285 --> 01:22:23,677
Swear that's coming
from you, fam.
1728
01:22:23,808 --> 01:22:24,808
Nah, nah, it's nothing.
1729
01:22:25,418 --> 01:22:27,658
It's just something I got
from the police station, innit?
1730
01:22:30,858 --> 01:22:32,730
Rah!
Man's a fucking fed, fam!
1731
01:22:32,817 --> 01:22:34,123
He's all recording, man!
1732
01:22:34,210 --> 01:22:36,299
What the fuck?
You man are feds now, yeah?
1733
01:22:36,386 --> 01:22:37,256
- What?
- What?
1734
01:22:37,343 --> 01:22:39,041
What? I got beat up by a fed?
1735
01:22:39,171 --> 01:22:40,781
What? No,
course man ain't a fed.
1736
01:22:40,868 --> 01:22:44,350
- I'm not a fed, darling.
- Don't chat to my sister, blud!
1737
01:22:44,481 --> 01:22:46,657
What? After everything
we've been through, fam,
1738
01:22:46,744 --> 01:22:48,069
you went to cooperate
with the feds?
1739
01:22:48,093 --> 01:22:49,373
Are you trying to set me up too?
1740
01:22:49,399 --> 01:22:50,748
Nah, it's not even
like that, bro.
1741
01:22:51,183 --> 01:22:52,576
I can't believe it, fam.
1742
01:22:53,055 --> 01:22:55,318
- Man all sleep together, fam.
- Hmm?
1743
01:22:56,101 --> 01:22:59,104
Okay, I haven't got time
for all this. Deal's off.
1744
01:22:59,800 --> 01:23:01,517
Whoa! How you gonna be
pointing a gun at me, man?
1745
01:23:01,541 --> 01:23:02,586
It's me! Allow that, bro!
1746
01:23:02,803 --> 01:23:05,545
- Yo, hold up, blud.
- Nah, I feel violated, blud.
1747
01:23:05,763 --> 01:23:07,156
How could you do
this to man, fam?
1748
01:23:07,286 --> 01:23:08,896
Man could have
snitched together, cuz.
1749
01:23:09,027 --> 01:23:10,027
I'm not a snitch
1750
01:23:10,072 --> 01:23:11,266
and I'm not working
with the feds
1751
01:23:11,290 --> 01:23:12,920
and stop pointing
that fucking gun at me, man.
1752
01:23:12,944 --> 01:23:14,511
Real talk,
it's making me bug out, G.
1753
01:23:14,685 --> 01:23:16,469
Don't tell me what to do, bro.
1754
01:23:18,819 --> 01:23:19,995
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
1755
01:23:20,169 --> 01:23:22,016
I don't like how everyone's
just picking up guns
1756
01:23:22,040 --> 01:23:24,000
like it's some Woolworths
free for all pick-n-mix.
1757
01:23:24,042 --> 01:23:25,348
How'd you like it then,
fam, huh?
1758
01:23:25,609 --> 01:23:27,569
- It's like that, yeah?
- It's not like that, bro.
1759
01:23:27,611 --> 01:23:28,651
The pen weren't even mine.
1760
01:23:28,829 --> 01:23:30,266
- He gave it to me!
- Who?
1761
01:23:30,353 --> 01:23:31,571
My man over there!
1762
01:23:33,921 --> 01:23:34,922
Tell 'em to get back.
1763
01:23:36,272 --> 01:23:39,884
Back 'em off, Brillo pad!
1764
01:23:40,624 --> 01:23:43,366
Back 'em off. Go on, now!
1765
01:23:44,671 --> 01:23:47,500
That's right.
Mr. Cow Foot and Butterbeans.
1766
01:23:47,718 --> 01:23:49,241
What? Fuck that.
1767
01:24:26,191 --> 01:24:27,236
Shots fired!
1768
01:24:27,497 --> 01:24:30,369
Assistance required!
Help me, I'm gonna die!
1769
01:24:34,939 --> 01:24:37,724
Come on! Fucking come on!
1770
01:24:39,161 --> 01:24:41,424
Pow, pow, pow! You dickhead!
1771
01:24:42,120 --> 01:24:43,165
Take that, Leroy!
1772
01:24:43,556 --> 01:24:47,212
Pussio! Pussio, blud!
Do your research about me!
1773
01:24:47,604 --> 01:24:49,258
Ya Black bastard!
1774
01:24:49,562 --> 01:24:51,086
Yippee ki yay!
1775
01:24:53,827 --> 01:24:55,481
Pow! Pow! Pow!
1776
01:24:58,441 --> 01:25:01,139
Hey, Tyreese, is that you, fam?
I beg you help me, bro.
1777
01:25:01,270 --> 01:25:02,270
Man's in a hurry, innit?
1778
01:25:02,706 --> 01:25:05,143
You got my deets,
innit? DM me!
1779
01:25:05,274 --> 01:25:06,318
Tyreese, no!
1780
01:25:06,840 --> 01:25:08,668
Oh, Tyreese... Come on, Billy!
1781
01:25:08,842 --> 01:25:10,888
Where are ya?
You're missing all the fun!
1782
01:25:26,251 --> 01:25:28,035
How you gonna dark me
like that, man?
1783
01:25:28,166 --> 01:25:30,405
We're supposed to be brothers!
How you set me up like that?
1784
01:25:30,429 --> 01:25:31,648
I didn't even do nothing, cuz.
1785
01:25:31,735 --> 01:25:33,128
I'd never dark you
like that, fam.
1786
01:25:33,476 --> 01:25:35,869
Come on, bro. BFF, fam.
1787
01:25:36,348 --> 01:25:37,348
Best friends forever.
1788
01:25:37,654 --> 01:25:40,961
What? Allow that, that's moist,
cuz. Ugh, man!
1789
01:25:45,052 --> 01:25:46,619
- You ready, fam?
- I'm ready, fam.
1790
01:25:55,062 --> 01:25:56,182
- Click-clack.
- Click-clack.
1791
01:26:00,546 --> 01:26:04,071
- Oh, blud, I've been shot.
- Can everyone stop getting shot?
1792
01:26:04,289 --> 01:26:07,597
I'm gonna die. I can feel it.
Tell Tamara I love her, cuz,
1793
01:26:07,684 --> 01:26:09,749
and tell her not to go out
with anyone else if I die.
1794
01:26:09,773 --> 01:26:11,470
Shit.
1795
01:26:11,688 --> 01:26:12,689
Please don't die, fam.
1796
01:26:13,168 --> 01:26:15,953
Man
still owe Pinky 15 bags, cuz!
1797
01:26:16,301 --> 01:26:18,173
- Tamara!
- Come on, get up.
1798
01:26:18,390 --> 01:26:20,230
You're gonna be fine
but we gotta go right now.
1799
01:26:20,305 --> 01:26:22,438
Come on, fam.
1800
01:26:24,570 --> 01:26:25,570
Go, fam, go!
1801
01:26:29,096 --> 01:26:30,272
Where you going, fam?
1802
01:26:30,620 --> 01:26:32,424
I told you them Riko and Kane,
them man are wavy, boy.
1803
01:26:32,448 --> 01:26:34,232
- You don't listen, fam.
- Shut up!
1804
01:26:37,540 --> 01:26:41,805
Where is the love? We ask
for more love in the world!
1805
01:26:49,291 --> 01:26:50,509
Oi!
1806
01:26:53,947 --> 01:26:55,688
Fucking pagans!
1807
01:27:02,260 --> 01:27:03,260
Fuck your gang.
1808
01:27:03,870 --> 01:27:06,569
Man's got a new gang now.
Riko and Kane.
1809
01:27:07,700 --> 01:27:09,180
- That's family.
- Dwayne.
1810
01:27:09,485 --> 01:27:10,964
My guy!
1811
01:27:11,487 --> 01:27:12,662
Oh, you man.
1812
01:27:13,358 --> 01:27:15,230
We gotta kick.
Boydem will be here any second.
1813
01:27:34,379 --> 01:27:37,077
No one open fire
unless authorized by me.
1814
01:27:37,164 --> 01:27:38,209
Is that clear?
1815
01:27:39,384 --> 01:27:40,384
Give me that.
1816
01:27:43,997 --> 01:27:45,782
- Is that menthol?
- Yes, ma'am.
1817
01:27:45,869 --> 01:27:47,218
Oh, you scumbag.
1818
01:27:56,706 --> 01:27:58,969
Whoo-hoo!
Look at you now!
1819
01:27:59,186 --> 01:28:01,058
Answer me back!
Ya can't, ya dead.
1820
01:28:01,406 --> 01:28:03,756
Look at you now, you're dead!
You're dead!
1821
01:28:06,933 --> 01:28:09,545
What the fuck
have you done, Ian?
1822
01:28:09,762 --> 01:28:10,937
M... Ma'am...
1823
01:28:11,416 --> 01:28:13,897
Me and Billy here
have unfolded the case
1824
01:28:14,027 --> 01:28:15,464
of a situation of events
1825
01:28:15,594 --> 01:28:20,817
where guns, and drugs, and money
was being used by criminals!
1826
01:28:21,165 --> 01:28:24,777
Bad guys, Black guys,
Polish guys.
1827
01:28:25,082 --> 01:28:28,955
Decepticons, ma'am. Baddies.
1828
01:28:29,826 --> 01:28:32,481
Has he been smoking
the evidence again, Billy?
1829
01:28:32,611 --> 01:28:35,397
No, ma'am. I don't think
he has this time.
1830
01:28:35,701 --> 01:28:38,051
I have just spent
the last two weeks
1831
01:28:38,704 --> 01:28:41,446
having interviews and meetings
at head office
1832
01:28:41,620 --> 01:28:44,275
to clear the Met's name
because you...
1833
01:28:45,363 --> 01:28:47,844
think it's okay
to taser innocent Black men.
1834
01:28:48,235 --> 01:28:51,674
Oh, yeah, ma'am... Don't you wave
that fucking thing at me!
1835
01:28:51,935 --> 01:28:53,023
You clown.
1836
01:28:53,589 --> 01:28:56,113
Do you know,
I've had 18 complaints
1837
01:28:56,243 --> 01:28:58,550
regarding you
and your "unorthodox"
1838
01:28:58,681 --> 01:29:01,118
and xenophobic methods
of police work?
1839
01:29:02,424 --> 01:29:03,468
And yesterday...
1840
01:29:04,339 --> 01:29:08,168
a complaint about
inappropriate sexual misconduct
1841
01:29:08,299 --> 01:29:11,346
with an ambulance worker! Again!
1842
01:29:12,695 --> 01:29:13,739
And now this!
1843
01:29:14,087 --> 01:29:16,916
She's chatting shit, ma'am.
1844
01:29:17,090 --> 01:29:19,571
I didn't even touch her.
All I did was...
1845
01:29:23,358 --> 01:29:25,447
- What, that's all you did?
- Yeah, ma'am, just that!
1846
01:29:25,621 --> 01:29:28,188
What? Just that?
1847
01:29:28,493 --> 01:29:31,322
What's wrong with that?
1848
01:29:31,496 --> 01:29:35,457
She must be a snowflake!
1849
01:29:35,544 --> 01:29:37,850
But I tell you what,
when I was starting out,
1850
01:29:37,981 --> 01:29:40,897
you never knew
who was gonna slap your backside
1851
01:29:40,984 --> 01:29:42,333
from one minute to the next.
1852
01:29:42,464 --> 01:29:44,901
And it was
character building, right?
1853
01:29:45,031 --> 01:29:48,426
Wrong!
1854
01:29:51,298 --> 01:29:54,301
Fucking wrong,
you ridiculous prick.
1855
01:29:55,651 --> 01:29:57,304
She's an ambulance driver.
1856
01:29:57,392 --> 01:30:01,178
She sees horrific things
all day long and you think...
1857
01:30:01,657 --> 01:30:05,487
she needs to indulge
your inappropriate schoolboy
1858
01:30:05,574 --> 01:30:07,402
little dick behavior.
1859
01:30:12,755 --> 01:30:14,931
Your time's up here.
1860
01:30:17,890 --> 01:30:20,719
You know, we see your type
every day at work...
1861
01:30:21,981 --> 01:30:23,592
hear about you on the news.
1862
01:30:23,983 --> 01:30:28,423
Our mothers, sisters,
daughters, friends...
1863
01:30:29,206 --> 01:30:31,687
they encounter you
on a daily basis
1864
01:30:32,427 --> 01:30:35,560
but that ends now.
1865
01:30:37,997 --> 01:30:43,089
What were you thinking?
Are you on crack?
1866
01:30:44,439 --> 01:30:46,266
I'm taking your badge.
1867
01:30:46,702 --> 01:30:48,573
You're fired.
1868
01:30:48,704 --> 01:30:52,316
- But... but, ma'am!
- Go and get your shit and go!
1869
01:30:53,448 --> 01:30:56,059
Nobody likes you, Ian,
you're a wanker.
1870
01:31:09,246 --> 01:31:10,813
M... Me bollocks!
1871
01:31:16,906 --> 01:31:19,865
Here's Pudi! Oh, shit.
1872
01:31:25,001 --> 01:31:30,049
"Fifteen bags, bossman."
"Riko and Kane."
1873
01:31:30,920 --> 01:31:32,138
"Click-clack"?
1874
01:31:35,751 --> 01:31:37,970
They paid me in fucking rupees!
1875
01:31:39,189 --> 01:31:41,017
Clever little fuckings.
1876
01:31:41,147 --> 01:31:43,672
Where the fuck
are you two hidings, huh?
1877
01:31:58,295 --> 01:32:00,863
You already know
from London to LA, baby!
1878
01:32:00,993 --> 01:32:02,081
Click-clack!
1879
01:32:02,299 --> 01:32:03,692
Fam, stop doing that, man.
1880
01:32:03,779 --> 01:32:06,608
Sorry, man. I'm only
gonna do this four more times!
1881
01:32:08,479 --> 01:32:09,524
Not gonna lie...
1882
01:32:10,002 --> 01:32:11,874
feels like I'm in a Disney film
or something.
1883
01:32:12,352 --> 01:32:14,833
Like I'm Aladdin
and you're my Princess Jasmine.
1884
01:32:15,312 --> 01:32:17,488
It's crazy. It feels like...
1885
01:32:18,489 --> 01:32:20,186
I dunno, like this is the part
of the film
1886
01:32:20,273 --> 01:32:23,233
where the hero gets the girl.
Like this is that moment.
1887
01:32:23,363 --> 01:32:24,643
The moment
when they finally kiss
1888
01:32:24,713 --> 01:32:26,593
and nothing can stop it,
d'you know what I mean?
1889
01:32:31,154 --> 01:32:32,416
Selfie gang!
1890
01:32:32,547 --> 01:32:33,547
Take the picture for me.
1891
01:32:33,635 --> 01:32:34,853
Hey, Kane, Kane, Kane.
1892
01:32:35,941 --> 01:32:36,986
That's it, that's it.
1893
01:32:37,116 --> 01:32:38,596
And gang!
1894
01:36:55,070 --> 01:36:56,593
Gangsta rizz about his vibez!
1895
01:36:56,680 --> 01:36:58,658
What you saying now, cuzzy?
What you saying, boy?
1896
01:36:58,682 --> 01:37:00,268
What you saying, fam?
What you saying?
1897
01:37:00,292 --> 01:37:02,033
What you saying, fam? I was just jumping.
1898
01:37:02,164 --> 01:37:03,295
I was just jumping.
1899
01:37:03,426 --> 01:37:04,906
I was just jumping! Click-clack.
1900
01:37:05,080 --> 01:37:06,385
Click-clack.
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