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Dear God, it's me again,
Erica.

Nah, I don't want nothing this
time, God.

Nah, I'm for real.

I really just wanna thank you

for everything you've
been doing in my life.

First, I wanna thank you for
helping me

to stop smokin' that weed.

Yes, Lord, remember that day
I went to Washington Road,

and I bought that three five?

Uh-huh, I was smoking
that thing by myself,

and I got on 285, and I was
listenin' to 8Ball & MJG.

8Ball come out hard
with the gangster lean.

You know, you know the song.

Yeah, that day is the day
I seen a tractor trailer.

He opened his mouth, the
truck, and it had a whole bunch

of fire in it, and everybody on
285, like,

honk, honk, honk, "Get out
the way, get out the way,

get out of the way!"

And I'm like, "Uh-uh, y'all
can get ate, but not me.

Y'all can go."

And that was the day you took
that taste out of my mouth,

and I just wanna thank you.

And Lord, I know why you
chuckled a little bit

when I said I wasn't gonna
ask you for anything,

but it is one little thing
I'm gonna need from you.

You know, when those folk
come and lock everybody up

with them SBA loans?

Please wrap your fence around
me.

Please, I need it tight.

Yes, Lord.

So tonight is my night.

This is the night I been asking
for.

I am here 'bout to do
my first comedy special.

You got everybody out here
waiting on me, my family,

my friends from all over, God,

and I didn't ask for this gift.

I didn't know I was this funny,

but you told me my gift
was gonna make room for me,

and it did, Proverbs,
18:16, and now I'm here,

and I'm 'bout to make you proud.

In the name of Jesus I pray,
Amen.

Man, what the fuck going on?

My motherfucking people
in this bitch, bitch!

I'm in my motherfucking city,
man!

Man, don't make me cry in this
bitch!

Boat Rock bitch!

In the words of Teddy P., ain't
no party

like a Boat Rock party, 'cause
a Boat Rock party don't stop!

Bitch!

I see motherfucking Tasha
and Richard in this bitch!

Bitch, we used to be out there

cranking that motherfucking shit
up whoop,

whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop,
whoop, whoop!

Bitch, DJ Rodney, bitch!

I'm in my city, man.

Yeah!

A lot of folks be scared
to do that shit in they city,

'cause they be like, "The
city don't show them no love."

You know what I'm saying?

But I was like, fuck that.

I've gotta do my shit in my
city.

Y'all flew here, I grew here,

born and raised, born and
raised.

Folks be like, "What part
of Atlanta you from?"

I'm like, bih everywhere.

My mama stayed getting put out.

That shit so true.

For real, I love Atlanta
man, this my city,

but I had to catch an
Uber over here, right?

Only in Atlanta would
an Uber driver ask me

for $5 for gas.

I said, "Bitch."

But I'm here, man.

This is a great night.

We finna have a good time.

I really, I'm like, man,
I hope I don't lose myself

in this shit stay in character,

'cause this shit on film and
shit.

God damn camera man up in here
with his wrestler boots on.

He act like he 'bout to body
slam a bitch.

But yeah man, this shit feel
good.

I'm in my city, though, and I
said,

"I gotta do my shit in Atlanta."

I got my first movie role here
in Atlanta,

my first movie role here in my
city.

Shout out to my boy Tierre Ford.

He gave me my first
movie role to the movie.

I don't know if y'all seen
it, but if you ain't seen it,

it's called The Products
of the American Ghetto.

Some real shit, I'm in that
shit.

He called me, he said, "E,
I see you doing your thing.

I want you to be in my movie."

Pulled up on him, I said, "Nigga
bet!"

So I pull up, they gave me my
part.

I do my part of the movie,
right?

Now, mind you, I don't know
nothing about no movie lingo.

What go on in the movie.

Only thing I know about the
movie,

when they say action, it's time
to go.

That's all I know.

That nigga was like, "Hey
tomorrow, I'm gonna send y'all

an email with y'all call time on
there."

I said, "Aite, bet."

The next day, I got my email.

The call sheet, said your
call time was at 12 o'clock.

Shit, I called T.

He like, "Erica, where you at?"

I said, "Nigga, I'm at home."

He said, "Man, you got
the call time was at 12."

I said, "I know, Nigga,
I'm calling you at 12."

He said, "Girl, if you don't
get your ass down here.

That means get your ass down
here."

I said, "But I don't know
what that shit means.

I'm all on Instagram, being set
in life,

and I'm bout to go to
Hollywood on y'all hoes."

I don't know nothing about that
shit.

All this shit new to me, all
this.

This is just God right here.

All this just God, man.

That man love me.

My family out here,

my mama, everybody,

Shout outs to her, she
raised six kids of her own.

We all got our own daddy.

Her daddy ain't my daddy, and
your daddy ain't my daddy.

I be like, "My daddy
finna come over here."

My momma said, "Which
one of y'all said that?"

I can't make this stuff up, boy.

My Mexican family out
here, so shout out to them.

They think we family now.

Ever since Trump been in office,

they just think we some kin.

I know they be like, "Erica."

I used to work with a lot of
them too.

They be like, "Erica,
como esta, como esta?"

I'm like, "Shit, I'm tryna
become a star."

That shit ain't gonna happen
overnight.

They be listening to 21 Savage.

They be like, "Erica, I'm
listening to 21 Savage."

I'm like, "Shit, that
ain't the 21 I know."

They all listen to some shit.

I got uno, dos, tres,
cuatro, cinco, seis, siete,

ocho in my bank account.

I said, "Nigga if you
don't cut that shit off."

But I'm loving it, though.

This shit look good out here,
man.

I see a lot of people out here
I supposed to graduated with.

Y'all who all did that
stupid-ass shit.

Who all graduated?

Y'all lame as hell.

God told me to drop out.

He did, he told me he
ain't gonna put no more

on me than I can bear.

I guess my God knew that
school shit was not my thing.

I knew school wasn't for me.

I always knew it wasn't for me,

'cause I'd never forget teacher.

He came up to me, he was like,

"Hey Erica, you are very
articulate."

I said, "Articulate?

Nigga, I don't even be drawing
in here."

I said, this teacher must be
geeked up.

For real, I used to be
high in that class, boy.

Anybody used to be high in
school?

I used to be so high taking the
test,

that I was having a
conversation with the questions

that was on the test.

That shit used to be like,
"How many months in a year?"

I was like, "Shit, you tell me."

Then somebody said, "Well,
just put C on everything."

So I did that stupid-ass shit.

I'm done put C on everything.

Even my name was C.

Got my ass in one of
those special classes.

Not the special class like that.

I was really in one of
them AP literature classes.

Yeah, where she want me
to write all the essays,

all that stupid shit.

So this particular day she said,
"Look, Erica, I want you to
write

an essay, but I want
you to write the essay

three different ways."

I said, "Oh that ain't no
problem."

So the first essay, I
wrote that shit in cursive.

The second one, wrote that shit
in print.

I said, "Oh one more, she
trying to be trickery."

I wrote that shit in graffiti.

They kicked my little ass out of
that shit

My mama, I go home, I tell my
mom, said,

"They kicked me out of school."

She said, "Why you just gonna do

what everybody else did in the
family, and go to college?"

I was like, "Shit, where
you been all my life,

'cause I've be in College Park
every day."

For real, for real.

And I don't know why my spirit's
talking

to this table right here.

I don't know what y'all going
through,

but my spirit told me to tell
you

dick ain't nothing the devil.

Dick ain't nothing but the
devil, girl.

Anything that can rise up on its
own?

And you ain't put no flour on
it?

Be careful, sis.

For real, I don't know why
it's talking to me like that.

And what's wrong with you over
here?

Like your head hurt already.

You, nah, your friend,

your friend right there,
you yeah, you okay?

Okay.

You enjoying yourself?

I am.

'Cause my spirit's talking to
you.

Stop letting that nigga use your
credit.

You're a good girl, he's
taken advantage of you.

I don't know who they
are, but leave 'em alone.

Quit asking me, because
I don't know who that is.

The spirit that told me to
tell you, leave 'em alone.

All these beautiful couples out
here,

everybody out here, lookin'
good.

Y'all women looking good, too.

Y'all look good, man,

all in y'all relationships and
stuff.

That's your boyfriend?

Somebody say yeah.

That's a good thing.

Y'all been together not that
long, 'cause I know you.

My spirit told me.

Look, y'all be having a good
time at night, don't ya?

Y'all do.

I know she old school, y'all
been fucking

off Luther Vandross,

Teddy Pendergrass.

This just my spirit talking.

A little Anita Baker.

See, y'all got it made.

Nowadays, these niggas try to
fuck me

off their own mix tape.

This shit real, boy.

These men not playing
nowadays, not these young men.

That boy was like, "Bend that
ass over."

I hear what he said, "I'm gonna
kill you,

and your mama, and your kids, on
God."

I said, "boy, did you kill us?"

These young men, they
ain't no joke nowadays.

Man, I can't mess with 'em.

And I don't know why I like
doing it.

They be like, "Bitch, where you
been?"

I be like, "Nowhere."

"Why you gotta be so domestic?"

I just love them kind of men,
boy.

They don't open the door for me.

I got to catch that shit before
a close.

Oh girl, talking about some aye.

I don't know why I love them
man.

Oh my God, that shit crazy.

I can't deal with no little
young men no more, though.

Uh-uh, I started messing
with little old men.

My cousin, she set me up with
him.

His name is Mr. Henry.

She said he ain't gonna wanna
do nothing with you, cous.

All he wanna do with you is rub
on you,

pay a little bill.

She lied to me.

Mr. Henry wanna fuck.

Mr. Henry, look, he paid all my
bills.

He be fixing my refrigerator.

Just everything I need done, he
gonna do.

So I'm like I'll go ahead and
give him some pussy this day.

So I went to the gas station,

and you know how they be
having the pills in the window?

I got him one of them pills
that be in the window.

It was blue.

I don't know about anybody
know about that pill,

but I got him one little pill.

I said, Mr. Hearing, just
say one of these pills.

He done messed around, and
took both of the pills.

Now Ms. Henry walk around
this bitch strong as hell.

His shoulders strong.

His knees strong.

His dentures strong.

He's like, "Young girl,
you gotta suck this thing.

You gotta suck this thing."

I said, "Mr. Henry.

I went to go see if his dick was
hard.

The dick wasn't hard,

I said, that dick been
through a rod, Mr. Henry"

So I kept playing with
it, kept playing with it.

Still didn't get hard, so I
just fold that bitch over,

and just start sucking the hard
part.

I said, "Mr. Henry, I ain't used
to this.

I'm used to suckin' dick.

I ain't never chewed it."

Mr. Henrying say, "You
doing just fine, baby."

These relationships just
so hard though, man.

I be trying my best, though.

I was trying to date this little
one,

this one dude trying to switch
up,

'cause I'm so used to them thug
guys.

You know what I'm saying?

I said I'm not gonna date no
more guys

that name begin with any kind of
color.

I said I'm not gonna date
no more guys name that,

named blue, black, red,

white boy, none of that shit.

I got me somebody a little like
him,

with the little button down and
shit.

Look like his name Morris.

And Morris had done took me out
to eat.

I was like, "Nigga, I
can get out the car?"

'Cause I'm so used to
drive-through,

you know what I'm saying?

I'm not used to that.

He's like, "Yeah, you can get
out, babe."

I said, "What?"

So I'm in shock.

So I get out of the car.

You know I'm on Instagram.

I couldn't wait to get on
the gram, bitch out to eat.

'Bout to be full hoe.

All this, all this, and
then the restaurant,

it was just so fancy.

You know what I'm saying?

They had like, beans,
and rice, and chicken,

and sour cream, and all kind of
shit.

I'm like, "Wow!

Where am I?"

So you know I had to look up on
Instagram,

and see where I was.

I'm like, "Oh, baby, thank you

for taking me to Chipatole."

Oh, y'all real judgemental.

He wasn't nothing like y'all.

He just whispered in my ear, he
said,

"No, babe, it's Chipotle."

I said, "Ooh!

And the nigga speaking French?"

Bitch!

Hit the jackpot!

Morris didn't stay with
my ass long, though,

'cause I wasn't used to Morris.

He had his own place, and
comforter set.

Boy, I stole that shit.

I had took his toothpaste,
toothbrush,

'cause I thought he stayed in a
hotel.

He called me next day.

He said, he said, "You
seen my comforter set?"

I said, "Nah."

My baby over there warm as hell.

But relationships are hard
though, man.

It's hard, though.

You got you somebody,
you better stay with 'em.

I'm telling this stuff ain't,
this,

y'all already know we're in
Atlanta.

Bitch, I was this close to being
gay.

For real.

Lemme tell you I was this close,

'cause in Atlanta, y'all
already know, we aggressive.

That girl came up to me.

She said, "Lemme eat that
thing."

I said, "What?

This thing right here?"

I said, "What you heard?"

Shit.

I had done turned into a emoji.

I was like.

I said, "Well, if she eat me,
Lord,

that means she's going to hell,
not me."

She can go on and do what
she wanna do down there.

The gay women in Atlanta,
we, well, I love them.

They don't give a damn.

They think they real men and
shit, she do.

Went to a hotel and stuff.

She unzips her pants like
her shit just together.

Her dick fell and her drawers
fell.

I was like, "Damn."

White girl over there, I know
she slick,

really can't relate.

She's done got her a black man.

So she like, "Oh, it's funny."

They don't have our problem,
though.

You know, those white men,
they just be so happy.

You know what I'm saying?

They be like, like, "Babe,
I think I'm pregnant."

He be like, "Are you serious,
Sarah?

Let's go buy a stroller!"

Girl, I was pregnant
by three different men,

black men, kings.

They all said the same shit.

"Uh-uh, shit, what you gonna
do?"

Those men didn't care, girl.

They didn't.

This shit hard, boy.

I see a lot of my ex-coworkers.

I don't know how the hell I got
that job.

I knew that wasn't nobody but
God.

I'm coming straight out of Boat
Rock

in a corporate America job.

They were like,

yeah, first side.

They were like, they were
like, "You got the job."

I was like, "You serious?"

And I was in a high position,
like,

with the corporate people,

so I'm trying to be like
the people that I'm around.

You know, my peers and stuff,
they talking all studious.

You know, they talking all
proper.

I'm like, "I wanna talk like
that."

You know?

But I can't hold myself for the
fakeness.

This guy come up to me, 'cause
I'm working

in a rental car company,

and the guy came up to me, gave
me his ID.

He was like, I was like, "What's
your first and last name?"

He was like Barnard Smith,
Barnard.

I said, "Okay, I got the ID.

B E R N A R D, nigga, your name
Bernard."

I was like, go ahead on with the
cap.

They said, "Oh, well,
you can't talk like that,

you can't even talk like that."

Whatever.

That's how I learned
how to suck dingaling,

working at that corporate
job with them white girls

that looked like you.

For real, them white girls,
you know black women,

we just do it, ah, ah,
ah, you know, regular.

But them white girls,
I wanna know, you know,

that's what they mean,
stereotype.

What is the stereotype talk?

They say the white girls
know how to suck it good,

and I wanna know how to suck it
good.

So I'm like, "Well,"

I'm like, "Samantha, how do you
do it?"

She was like, "Well,
Erica, it's a little line.

You know, when you look
at the balls, Erica,

it's a line right there.

You can just lick that,

it's gonna give them a
real good sensation."

I was like, "Bitch, what?"

I can't wait to suck somebody.

So I had found me somebody,
and she wasn't lying.

I lift the balls up,
there was a long line.

I went to lick it like crazy,
ah, ah,

but what she didn't tell
me was that little line was

like two centimeters away
from a nigga's crack.

So I'm just licking away,

but next thing I know,
I must've went too far,

'cause the nigga was like,
"Ooh!"

I was like, this never happened
before.

So my little freaky ass
I did it I said, "Uh!"

That nigga balled up and said,
"Ooh!"

And if y'all wanna know, ass
don't taste like groceries.

That shit taste like a little
blunt.

My spirit told me to tell
somebody that,

so sis, don't do it.

I don't know.

This stuff crazy, I see all
the little young men here.

I don't like y'all know more.

For real, them young men, girl,

they had me going crazy, girl.

Ma, you see my edges, they're
just now growing back?

Girl, I was messing with
this little young man.

He was gotdamn,

and I'm gotdamn mumbling].

Girl, that boy had me going
crazy, girl.

I didn't know dingaling do you
like that.

I had neglected my kids.

I was like, "Man, fuck them
kids."

I ain't care about nothing.

That boy had me babysitting his
grandma.

Y'all know niggas love they
grandma.

Girl, my kids were calling
me, "We hungry, we hungry."

I was like, "Shit, call your
dad.

He ain't did nothing all year."

That boy got me so, girl, so
messed up.

I don't know why my spirit
lookin' at you.

I don't know if it's trying
to warn you or something.

He ain't that young, though,

but he got some that
gonna mess you up, girl.

Leave him alone.

Girl, that boy had me so messed
up, girl.

My kids like, "We hungry, we
hungry."

I'm like, "I don't care."

Had to move him in.

The first night, get him just
one drawer.

You know he ain't got no
clothes.

He's just got that one top
drawer.

Then he really loved my kids.

Anytime I punished my kids, he
just,

he started packing up
in clothes and stuff.

I don't be knowing what's going
on.

I be like, "What's going on?"

He's like, "Man, you done
took the game and shit."

I'm like, "ManMan, y'all, you
know what?

Y'all just don't do that no
more."

That boy had me messed up, you
hear me?

I was messed up over that
little beannie wiener.

For real boy, he had me fighting
over him.

It was all kinds of stuff
going on, and young men,

these young men today,
they so disrespectful

when it come to giving head.

They don't understand that
this is not the real thing.

I'm like, you don't do uh, uh.

Boy, this is not the, this is a
mouth.

And you know, that nigga spray
your legs?

The nigga done spread my
nostrils.

I'm like, "Boy, I can't
breathe."

Black lives matter.

For real, that boy had me crazy,
boy.

My sister knew him.

They know I ain't lying.

The whole family didn't like
him.

Nobody liked him, but I ain't
care.

He had me out there
fighting over him and stuff.

A girl pulled up on me, she
was like, "What's up, bitch?

What's up?"

She was doing this shit right
here.

She was like, "You fucking
my man, you fucking my man?"

I'm like, girl, "What is you
doing?"

You know, old school.

I'm like, "Shit, we ain't gonna
go

around each other's shoulder
first?"

For real, girl, sit your ass
down, girl.

She wasn't playin' with my ass,
though.

Then he had me doing all
kinds of crazy stuff,

Snapchat my coochie.

I know it ain't, look
like I ain't got nothing.

I ain't got no coochie.

I don't know if my mama smoked
with me.

Is that why my coochie so
little?

But that motherfucker
is got a birth defect.

I don't, I don't know why it's
so little.

I'd be seeing folks with
camel toe I be so jealous.

Like, "Ooh, your coochie so fat,
bitch.

How did you do that?"

My shit over here
looking like a baby foot.

But he had me do that stupid
shit,

like, "Snapchat that pussy for
me."

I said, "Aite bet I can
do that for you boy."

So I don't, look, I done
took a picture click, click,

and I wanna show my cousin
before I seen the picture.

I'm like, "Bih, how this look."

She's like, "Bitch, you gotta
shave!"

I said, "Shave what?"

She, like, "You gotta shave your
stuff

you can't show no picture like
that."

I said, "Oh damn, okay."

So I shaved my shit for the
first time.

I shaved all of it, too, right.

Then I, you know, I took another
picture.

I said, "How do it look?"

Then I looked at it.

I said, "Ooh!

My pussy look ugly."

I said, "What's wrong with my
left lip?"

I said, "That bitch all smushed
in."

I said, "My pussy done had a
stroke."

I'm like, "Boy, this
shit ain't right, boy."

I said, "Somebody's gonna
give me some fix a flat,

and you know."

Pump this shit back even or
something.

Somethin' aint right
with this little pussy.

For real, though.

My cousin over there.

My family's so happy I'm
doing something positive.

I was 'bout this close to
selling pussy.

For real, I wanted to
sell some pussy so bad.

Also, I hate, I miss my ho peak.

I hate it, man.

Like, I be hearing, my friends
say,

"Bitch, I fucked him and
him in the same day."

My lame ass, I'm like,
bitch, I was so faithful.

That's probably why my pussy's
little.

Ain't got no miles on it.

But this mouth do,

it do.

That little nigga thought
he was doing something.

He was all in front of my door.

"Yo, old-ass bitch, yo, old-ass
bitch,

why don't you suck my dick?"

I'm like, "Boy, that's all you
got?

Do you not know you the 56th
dick

that been in the bitch mouth?

That shit ain't nothing to me."

For real.

I'm married now.

I don't know how the
hell that shit happened.

That shit happened quick as
fuck,

'cause when he said it, I said,

"That nigga must really don't
know, huh?

So let me go ahead and hurry
up and marry the nigga.

Lemme hurry up.

You sure you still wanna do
this?"

He was like, "Yeah."

I said, "Okay, let's go."

Lets do it no, we ain't
got to have no big wedding.

No, let's go to Vegas.

But we ain't got to do
all that extra shit, boy.

I better hurry up get
the nigga's last name.

That nigga don't know.

He dealing with three
different people in the inside.

That's what I thought, but
that nigga just as crazy as me.

I don't know who the fuck I
married,

but I do know one thing,

that nigga done bought a lot of
pussy.

I know I done turned a trick to
a husband.

I already know I did.

I already know, 'cause he be
talking, he just be talking.

I'm like, "Some things you
don't need to tell me, bro."

He like, "Babe, do you not
know I was her first trick?"

"Well, you say that like you
just broke

somebody's virginity.

You really just told me
you bought some pussy,

and I just gave you some of
this shit on some love shit.

Let me at least get a dub."

You know what I'm saying?

And this marriage shit is
something else.

I've only been married for
about a good month or so.

It's all new to me.

This shit is somethin' else.

This nigga's really taken
this we is one too far.

I heard a nigga on the phone
telling his friends my jokes.

He was like, "And the
bitch said, 'Chipatole.'"

I'm like, "Bro, that's my joke.

You can't steal my joke."

It's just so funny to me that,
you know,

he a preacher's child, right?

So he really be trying to save
folks,

but at the wrong fucking time.

We at the strip club,

at the strip club, and
he a young old nigga.

First of all, I ain't like
how he asked for the dance.

He was like, "Can we get a
dance?"

I said, "Bro, don't do ever dab
with me."

Said, "Bro, that ain't
how you do this shit."

But he said, "Like can we get a
dance?"

You know, so he really
was trying to save folks.

So the girl come over there,
give us a dance, whatnot.

She just dancing.

My husband's like,
"Girl, what's your name?"

She's like, "Chocolate cocoa."

You know what I'm saying?

And he like, where yo mama know
from?

I said, "Nigga."

She all bent over, "She was from
Griffin."

I said, "Why is you here trying
to save these folks, bro?

That ain't how you do this.

Y'all think I'm lying, this a
real story."

The boy like, "I have to bring
'em back."

And one time I'm going down
on him, 'bout to go down,

he like, "Hold on, hold on, hold
on.

I ain't ask for all that.

I ain't ask for all that.

I said, "Boy, shut up, and
let me suck your dick."

But I love it, though.

I got three kids, he got three
kids.

His kids be comin' over, spend
the night.

We be fuckin', the walls real
thin.

One of his little girls was
like,

"I heard y'all last night."

I said, "You ain't hear
me, you heard your daddy."

I ain't making this shit up,
either.

My husband is something else
though.

I love him to death,

but he made me have a little
flashback,

'cause I ain't used to a
nigga that can read and write.

Shannon, you know both
our baby daddy's slow.

Girl, I wasn't used to this.

I said, "nigga, you can read and
write?"

'Cause you know, both of my
baby daddy's a little special.

And didn't nobody folks I was
supposed to graduated with,

they ain't even give a bitch a
warning.

I used to write my baby daddy's
love note,

be like, "Here, read this."

He was like, "Nah, you read it."

I'm like, "This shit crazy."

Now we done got older now,

so I don't know what
he been going through.

Like, I don't know if he
probably got a GED over the
year,

'cause it'd been 20 some
years I ain't mess with him.

So I seen him, he on Facebook.

I said, 'Oh, Bo got a Facebook
now?"

I said, oh, I said,
"Maybe he can read now."

So I said, "Bo, how your mama
doin'?"

That nigga sent me a gif of
somethin'.

I was like, "Damn."

I'm like, "Oh, lemme try one
more thing."

I said, "Everything good with
you?"

That shit said, "Bo is waving at
you."

I said, "Nah, that nigga's still
slow."

And I should've known
something, he was a little slow

when we was at West Lake.

That nigga was 18 years
old, standing in line

with four people to use the
restroom,

and to eat his food.

I was like, "Boy, somethin'
ain't right."

But dingaling, dick will have
your mind.

You know, y'all young folks
taking on molly and perks.

Get you somebody that
used to take ritalin.

Them folks that couldn't
say still in school.

Be the best head ever.

And y'all won't even believe
that he work

for Atlanta Police Department
now.

He a cop.

I ain't lyin'.

They say he ride around

making people write they own
ticket.

I don't know, and I don't know
why

my spirit talking to this table
over here.

You graduated, didn't you?

Oh my god.

You got a couple degrees?

You do?

All right, girl, it's the
spirit don't be shocked.

My spirit's talking to you.

You do?

You got some degrees?

What school you went to?

I
ain't go to school here.

I know you ain't go
to school here, bitch.

I ain't ask you that.

Like goin' to a school to
Atlanta is wrong or something.

Hold up, we had a whole school
in Greenbrier parking lot.

Hold up.

Bitch, I went to, I forgot
the name of the motherfucker.

I went there.

Evergreen.

Evergreen, what was it?

Everett bitch.

I went there about two weeks.

But whatever you going
through, my spirit told me,

let that, let it go.

Just let it go.

I don't know why it's talking to
you,

but it's telling me to
tell you, let it go.

I love y'all too, but y'all
would know be doing a special,

I can be like, "Hey, T, I
see you over there, T, go on.

See over there, such-and-such."

Everybody.

I did this shit in my gotdamn
city, boy.

I ain't scared!

I ain't scared!

I love y'all, for real, man.

I really feel like I got the
city on my bad bitch like.

Y'all ain't gonna be able
to tell me shit after this,

so don't get mad.

I already know my dick rate
gonna go up.

Everybody gonna be trying to
fuck a bitch,

but I'm married now, it's too
late.

That shit goin' up, everything
goin' up.

Y'all heard me Ketta.

Everything goin' up.

Who got kids in this bitch?

I already know everybody

from Boat Rock done got nutted
in.

That's what we do.

We get nutted in.

That ain't nothin'.

But shout out to all you
mothers out here, man.

I love my kids, though.

I see everybody out
here with they mask on.

I slick feel bad.

I keep thinking was I
the cause of this shit?

I'm like, "Did I do
this shit to the world?"

'Cause you know, they said,

they said you gotta be
careful what you pray for.

I had went to God, I was like,
"Hey,

you know I can't afford
those school clothes.

Then all those supplies."

Next thing I know, virtual
learning.

But I love my children.

You know, I got, my oldest
son, he in the Army.

Clap it up for that.

He gonna be all the fuck he can
be,

but I be thinking about him, I'm
like,

"That nigga's so smart,
he can read and write."

I'm like, "He might not be mine.

He might not be mine."

And my baby girl, my baby
girl, she the problem though.

It's always them girls.

My boys, I ain't really had no
problem,

but it was that little girl.

Them little girls is the
problem.

Remember back in the day?

Let's say your mama leave the
house.

She just leave the gotdamn
house, right?

No problem.

And we'd be in that bitch hungry
as hell,

and we'd just be in there
starving,

but we will make us what?

A mayonnaise sandwich, or syrup
sandwich.

Syrup
sandwich!

All that kind of shit, right?

Can't do that shit nowadays.

It was my birthday last week,
right?

I'm all on Instagram,
took my birthday picture.

They like, "Bitch."

So you know, you wanna read your
comments?

So like, the comment's
saying, "Bitch, you cute.

Girl, you doing that?"

The next comment, "Mama, we
hungry.

We hungry, hungry, hungry."

I'm like, "Man, let me block
this bitch."

All on my play with that
negative stuff.

I ain't got time for that.

I ain't got time for that,

and I don't like this new stuff.

Everything they do nowadays,
they abbreviate it,

or everything's just some
initials and shit, right?

A acronym, L O L, O M G.

So my little girl, she texts me
one day.

She said, "Mama, can I go
skating with my friends?"

I said, "No, 'cause you
didn't clean your room."

She texts me back, "B H H S."

I was like, "What the hell that
mean?"

All the thing that came
to my bald head hoe shit.

I texted her little ass back.

I said, "Tell me what the
fuck that mean right now!"

She text me, said, "Oops,
my bad, wrong person."

I'm like, "You a lie with
your little scary-ass."

She's scary, though.

You know, back in the day,
if we be scared to fight

somebody, your mama tell
you, "You better get

your ass back out there and
fight her.

Because if you don't fight her,
what?

I'm gonna have to fight you."

I tried that same tactic
with my little girl.

I said, "Sky, if you don't get
your ass

back out there and fight
her, I'm gonna fight you."

She was like, "Shit.

What the fuck you wanna do then,
Mama?"

She said, "'Cause McKenzie big
as hell.

You my size."

Knocked her ass out.

That my baby there, though.

I hate that she's dylexic,
though.

It was her dad's fault.

You know what I mean?

You gotta, y'all gotta
be kept with the men

that got them little hooked
dicks,

'cause her daddy had one,

it was shaped like a little
U-turn.

She came out backwards.

Couldn't read shit.

Something's supposed to
be the Cat in the Hat,

she's talking 'bout the
Hat in the Cat, the.

That my baby, though.

Girl, she got them
titties out tonight, girl.

You tried to slide, and you
tried to sneak the titties in.

Girl, gon.

One of my titty's bigger than
the other.

I don't know what that mean.

My spirit just told me to say
that.

I don't know.

But I love all my children,
though,

and my son done, clap it up,
my baby boy, I don't know.

It's something about
when you're a single mom,

and your kids play football,

you just feel like you doin' it.

So, you know, I wasn't no
football mom

when I could be a football mom,

'cause you know, I was on the
road doing this comedy thing,

so I really couldn't be on the
road, know what I'm saying?

Know what I'm saying going to
the games

like that with my son, but
I made every game my could,

and my baby was into that
football shit.

He was, you know, Freddy, what
his name?

Freddy, the Falcon guy?

All on his wall.

He was in there like studying
his plays.

I'm like, "Oh, my boy with this
shit.

My boy play football football."

So I said, "You know what?"

'Cause I'll never be able to
play the,

I'll never be able to
go see him really play,

but this particular day,
'cause he kept saying,

"Mama, you gotta be at this
game.

You gotta be at it, you
got to see me today."

So I canceled everything,
canceled all my shows.

I said, "You know what, babe?

I'm gonna be at this game."

I went and got all the school
colors,

you know, I'm ready to see my
baby play.

I'm in the bleachers with all
the white folks and stuff.

They like, "Yes, come
on, yeah, yeah, yeah."

Like, "You let's go,
let's go, ManMan, bitch."

So I'm ready.

They're calling all the kids
down field.

They like, "Tyrone Johnson,
number 45."

Everybody said, "Whoo!"

Their son come down, "Whoo!"

Jerome Jones, come down
the field, number 24.

"Whoo!"

They call my baby, so you
know, I'm finna turn up!

They call my baby,
Jacravius ManMan Mercury!

This nigga come down the field

with a big-ass tiger suit on.

Then the nigga see me talking
about some.

Girl, my heart dropped.

I said, "I know this
ain't this little nigga!

This ain't my nigga!"

Then I looked again, it was my
nigga.

I could tell his eyes
through the tiger suit.

He was like, he was saying,
"Mama!"

I said, "That nigga crazy?"

And he was just running
around, that bitch like.

I said, "I know this ain't my
boy.

He done switched it up."

I said, "No," but you know, I
didn't want him to know that.

I feel some type of way.

All the people out
cheering for they children.

"Touch down, tackle, whoo!"

I'm over there doing what my son
do.

His little ass here today.

Gonna come up here when the
game over with.

"Mama, how was I?"

I was like, "Son, you was
great!"

Everybody in the family,
they calling me and shit.

Talking bout, "How was ManMan
out there on the field?"

I was like, "Shit.

My boy was a real tiger out
there."

My name is Erica Duchess.

I am the queen of this shit!

My name is Iisha Hillmon.

I'm one of the executive
producers of My Spirit Told Me.

I'm one of the executive
producers

of My Spirit Told Me.

My spirit told me

that she is trying to hog my
camera time,

but I'm gonna just smile, and
bling her out of the picture.

Because its drawn out.

Hey, what's up y'all.

I'm Ali.

I am the first AD.

Man, Erica Duchess, she's
probably the-

ain't no probably, she is
one of the dopest females

in comedy, and not just female.

She's one of the dopest persons
in comedy.

What's going on, y'all?

Comedian Spencer Neal.

I'm here at Uptown Comedy
Corner,

opening up for my
homegirl, E. Duchess, man.