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What?
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Johnny, I told you
To stop bothering me!
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No, it's me... Berg.
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What?
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He made me do it. He... Aah!
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I am so sorry.
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Look, honey, no, look,
I am lost without you.
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I mean, not literally lost.
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This is the basement...
I know that.
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Forget it. You know what?
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Let's just get married...
Just like we planned.
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John, you don't know how
Badly you hurt me last night.
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I don't think I can ever
Feel that way again.
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It's like somebody
Slugged me in the gut.
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Baby, I know I made
A huge mistake.
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I know that I was wrong.
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If I could do anything
To make your hurt my own,
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I would.
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Oy!
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See? It felt like
That all night long!
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Well, I'm glad it
Didn't feel like
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Someone kicked you in the groin.
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I-I'm sorry. I am so sorry.
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I'm so glad you came back.
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Yeah, I am, too.
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Just sorry I ate first.
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Where's your idiot roommate?
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The village recalled him.
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He told nomar
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That you and I escaped
To albany for the weekend.
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Nomar's going to think
We're having an affair.
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Please! Like nomar doesn't
Get chicks on the road.
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Ashley: there you are!
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Thanks for telling nomar
I was with my ex-boyfriend!
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I didn't say that!
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I said "Former lover."
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Pete, how rude!
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You didn't introduce
Me to your date.
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Hi, I'm ashley.
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Hi, I'm marti.
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Oh, and, pete,
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I know they make
You feel confident,
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But I need my bra
And panties back.
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You two are together?
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That... That is great!
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Berg, everything I
Have to say to you,
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I could say with one finger.
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Let's go.
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No. Pete, listen, you
Need to talk to him, okay?
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I can't stand you guys
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Not being friends
Because of me...
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As flattering as that is.
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I'll wait outside.
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What?
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I got you a little gift.
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You think I'm going
To forget everything
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Because you got
Me a little gift?
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Who loves chocolate?
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Keep talking.
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I did a lot of
Thinking in albany,
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And I realized... That
I screwed up, okay?
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My life sucks lately,
And I'm taking it out
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On the people I care about.
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It was wrong, and I really
Want you to forgive me.
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Well... Your life
Does really suck.
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He loves me again.
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No. He does.
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No. No. Yeah. He does.
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No, no! He does.
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Come on!
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I didn't like you doing this
When we were getting along!
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Give me the chocolate.
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Hey, these must be good.
There's a fat lady on the front.
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Berg, h-half the
Chocolates are eaten.
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Yeah, I know.
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That is half the
Calories of a full box.
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You... You ate half
Of my chocolates?
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This is so typical, berg!
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You're only
Thinking of yourself!
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Look, what... What
Is the big deal?
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I don't understand
What your problem is.
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At least I made
The first gesture.
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What a lousy gesture!
Why do I keep believing you?
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Why do I think there's
More to you than hair gel?
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You know what? You
Don't want to let this go.
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You just want to keep
Holding it over my head
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Because it makes you
Feel better than me.
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You're right.
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You're right.
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You know what?
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I'm wrong.
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And I hope that
This... shows you...
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How... Sorry... I... Am...
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You insensitive little... Twit!
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Bigger men than you
Have thrown candy at me.
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You know what?
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When I go to fireman's
Training, I'm not coming back!
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Oh! Oh! Oh! You're moving out?
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Yeah! I consider this our
Last night as roommates!
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You're lucky, because
Otherwise, I'd kick your ass!
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Oh, yeah? Let's go right now!
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I said if you
Weren't moving out.
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Hey. How'd it go?
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I think I hit him in the eye
With a chocolate turtle.
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Oh, come here, baby.
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Aah!
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Irene! Are you okay?
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Do you have asthma?
No, wait, marti!
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You know what?
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L-let me handle this.
I'll meet you outside.
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Okay. All right.
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All right, irene,
Irene, calm down.
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Please... Tell me...
That was your sister.
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I don't know how that would
Make the situation better,
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But... It's not.
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Look, irene, that was my date,
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And you really need to find
A way to be okay with this.
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It's okay. I'm okay.
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You sure?
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I'll be fine, really.
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All right. Then I'll...
I'll see you later.
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Okay, see ya.
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Turns out pete likes ugly girls.
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But she just canceled
You guys yesterday.
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How could you
Already be rebooked?
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Well, couldn't he get
Buried another day?
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I-I'm sorry!
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Jeez, you'd think I killed him!
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Great! No church!
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That'll go great
With no banquet hall
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And no food.
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You know what, honey?
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This is a sign.
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We weren't meant to have
A big, planned wedding.
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Let's get married right now.
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Baby, I don't think
No, no, no, no.
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Don't think.
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That's when we always
Get into trouble.
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Thinking's bad.
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Don't you think... Nn-nn-nn, zh!
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Thinking, talking,
Communicating...
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We're not good at that.
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Let's just grab the rings,
Go see a justice of the peace.
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Let's just do it
Before we screw it up.
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Do I have time to put
On my wedding gown?
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I'll drive slow.
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Oh, my god! Oh, my god!
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Mm! Mm!
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Superintendent donnelly,
I have a grievance.
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Irene, this is really
Not a good time.
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This is urgent... A violation
In the lease agreement.
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It specifically prohibits
Prostitutes in the building,
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And pete's
Girlfriend is a whore.
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Okay, I'm ready. Let's go.
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Hi, sharon. Where are you going?
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We're getting married.
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I know... Next week.
I'm getting a perm.
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No, we're going to go
To city hall right now.
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No, no, no. You can't!
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You are starting
Your life together.
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It has to be special
And romantic.
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And fast. We got to go
Before we change our minds.
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I can throw a wedding tomorrow.
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I know a minister who
Will do it in a second.
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City hall is no place
For a proper wedding.
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Well... I do look
Great in this dress,
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And it'd be a shame to
Just waste it on you.
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Oh, this is so great!
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I will do this for you guys,
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And then when I get married,
You can throw me mine.
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I think we got the
Better end of that deal.
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Okay, okay. So, 24 hours.
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Can we go that long
Without fighting?
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Well, of course we can, honey.
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Together, we can do anything.
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But just in case, I'll
See you in 24 hours.
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Okay, see you at the wedding.
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Just think... Next
Time we fight,
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We'll be married.
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This is... Really...
Great, irene.
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Let me ask you something.
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Um, not to criticize,
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But this being boston
And johnny being irish,
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Why mexican?
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The store I work at
Overstocked for cinco de mayo.
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Once I had the theme, the
Rest just fell into place.
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señores, música, por favo.
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Whoa, irene,
Irene, don't look...
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Don't look now, but robert
Goulet is on the rooftop.
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Oh, I know. I invited him.
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Bob goulet! Where have you been?
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Too far from you, pumpkin.
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Whoa, whoa, uh... Bob
Goulet is your date?
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I'm the minister.
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Oh.
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Yeah, things were
Kind of slow in the '80s,
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So I got my license.
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I'm also a notary.
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Johnny, if that's
You, I'll kill you!
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It's ashley.
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Oh.
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Sorry. You have a
Very manly knock.
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Well, irene sent me
Down to wait with you.
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She thought you might
Need someone to talk to.
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Oh, god, yes. I am so nervous!
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Oh, gosh, that is
A fabulous dress!
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Thank you.
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You mind if we turn on the game?
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I thought we were going to talk.
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Yeah, but nomar's mad at
Me, and he's gone into a slump.
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If he doesn't snap out of it,
He's going to break up with me.
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You got any more of those?
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Here. I don't need
Any more beer.
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So, uh, what's on your mind?
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It's just all happening so fast.
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You know, I just
Wish my mom was here.
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Yeah, I know.
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You plan these weddings,
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Like, hundreds of
Minutes in advance,
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And... People
Still can't make it.
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I can't afford to wait.
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The pressure's just
Tearing us apart.
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I think we'll be able to relax
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And work out our problems
Once we're legally trapped.
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You don't mind if I wait
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To buy you a
Wedding gift, do you?
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Mmm, irene, this is really
Great wedding salsa.
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Oh, thank you.
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Interesting story...
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I got the recipe
Out of that... Floozy!
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Hey, berg.
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Hey, marti.
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Have you met, um, irene?
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Irene, this... This is marti.
She's going out with pete.
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I'll let you two chat.
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Hi, irene.
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Hello.
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How's your asthma?
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Better.
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Listen, I'm glad we
Have a chance to talk.
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Pete told me how
Special you are to him.
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He did?
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Yeah, he said you're
The kind of person
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Who puts her friends in
Front of anything else,
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And that he would never,
Ever want to see you hurt.
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So I'm hoping we
Could be friends.
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I... Can't... Hate you.
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I want to, I really do.
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Wait.
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No, I can't.
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Excuse me.
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Excuse me.
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Hi.
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00:11:57,450 --> 00:12:00,351
So, would you mind
Taking off your hat?
257
00:12:00,386 --> 00:12:02,854
It's screwing up my reception.
258
00:12:02,889 --> 00:12:04,889
And it's tacky.
259
00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:14,698
You look... Radiant.
260
00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:19,436
I've been drinking.
261
00:12:19,472 --> 00:12:22,139
Sharon, I, uh, got you
262
00:12:22,175 --> 00:12:24,575
An entirely uneaten
Box of chocolates
263
00:12:24,610 --> 00:12:25,910
For your wedding.
264
00:12:27,280 --> 00:12:29,113
De-lish!
265
00:12:31,217 --> 00:12:32,217
Wow!
266
00:12:34,687 --> 00:12:36,954
Suddenly this is all so real!
267
00:12:36,990 --> 00:12:39,390
Yeah, before, it
Just seemed like
268
00:12:39,425 --> 00:12:42,693
A play you two kids
Cooked up in the backyard.
269
00:12:42,728 --> 00:12:44,695
Oh, all these decorations!
270
00:12:44,730 --> 00:12:47,164
Look at all these people!
271
00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:51,269
They're all here to
Watch us get married!
272
00:12:51,304 --> 00:12:53,184
Okay, is that robert goulet?
273
00:12:54,740 --> 00:12:56,107
Gentlemen?
274
00:13:02,348 --> 00:13:06,450
Okay, berg, remember.
It's right foot... Left foot.
275
00:13:06,485 --> 00:13:09,220
I hope you're not chewing gum.
276
00:13:09,255 --> 00:13:11,889
Listen, if you want to
Apologize, I'd forget about it,
277
00:13:11,925 --> 00:13:13,791
Because that time
Has come and gone.
278
00:13:13,826 --> 00:13:15,337
Just like our friendship.
279
00:13:15,361 --> 00:13:16,493
Pete, go to hell.
280
00:13:16,529 --> 00:13:18,908
Can I bring your
Soul back for you?
281
00:13:18,932 --> 00:13:22,934
Boys... I think you
Forgot something.
282
00:13:25,238 --> 00:13:27,238
Be right back. Just a second.
283
00:13:27,273 --> 00:13:29,573
Okay, shar, it's called
"The wedding march."
284
00:13:29,608 --> 00:13:31,008
If you don't march,
285
00:13:31,044 --> 00:13:34,178
It's really more of a
Wedding stand-around.
286
00:13:34,213 --> 00:13:37,048
I can't move.
287
00:13:37,083 --> 00:13:38,760
You can't mo... You can't? Okay.
288
00:13:38,784 --> 00:13:41,104
Do you want us to
Bring goulet back here?
289
00:13:43,022 --> 00:13:44,688
No.
290
00:13:44,723 --> 00:13:47,158
No. I have to talk to johnny.
291
00:13:52,165 --> 00:13:54,531
Johnny, we're
Making a huge mistake.
292
00:13:54,567 --> 00:13:55,811
We're rushing into this
293
00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:58,080
Just to make sure
We go through with it.
294
00:13:58,104 --> 00:14:01,172
It's not like you
Got me pregnant.
295
00:14:04,510 --> 00:14:06,510
It's not that I can't!
296
00:14:09,815 --> 00:14:11,382
Look, honey...
297
00:14:11,417 --> 00:14:13,817
Maybe we can talk about
This after the wedding.
298
00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:15,619
I think you're
Missing the point.
299
00:14:15,654 --> 00:14:17,721
Johnny, we shouldn't
Be getting married.
300
00:14:17,756 --> 00:14:20,591
We can't even be around
Each other without fighting.
301
00:14:20,626 --> 00:14:24,028
You sound like you're
Already married.
302
00:14:24,063 --> 00:14:25,529
See that, honey?
303
00:14:25,564 --> 00:14:29,033
You listen to the
Minister/entertainer.
304
00:14:29,068 --> 00:14:33,504
Look, a lot of couples fight.
305
00:14:33,539 --> 00:14:35,139
Sometimes that's bad.
306
00:14:35,174 --> 00:14:39,043
But sometimes that just
Means they give a damn, okay?
307
00:14:39,078 --> 00:14:42,579
Now, just ask yourself
A very simple question...
308
00:14:42,615 --> 00:14:46,283
Do you really want to
Spend the rest of your lives
309
00:14:46,319 --> 00:14:49,887
Without seeing each
Other's face in the morning?
310
00:14:49,922 --> 00:14:53,057
Without sharing laughs together?
311
00:14:53,092 --> 00:14:56,460
I mean, if you do... Walk away.
312
00:14:56,496 --> 00:15:00,664
But if you don't...
Hold on tight.
313
00:15:00,699 --> 00:15:02,466
Never let go.
314
00:15:08,641 --> 00:15:10,974
I love you, man! Love you, pete!
315
00:15:19,785 --> 00:15:22,053
Hey... Don't move out.
316
00:15:22,088 --> 00:15:24,988
Come on, man. You're not
Going to get rid of me that easy!
317
00:15:26,359 --> 00:15:28,337
Gentlemen,
Gentlemen, gentlemen...
318
00:15:28,361 --> 00:15:30,494
Can we just get on
With their wedding?
319
00:15:30,530 --> 00:15:33,064
I mean, uh,
320
00:15:33,099 --> 00:15:36,333
We'll marry you guys
Later, when it's legal.
321
00:15:46,079 --> 00:15:47,844
Well?
322
00:15:47,880 --> 00:15:52,916
I love you, sharon...
With all my heart.
323
00:15:54,587 --> 00:15:56,520
I love you, too.
324
00:15:56,556 --> 00:16:04,095
So... You dig her...
And she digs you.
325
00:16:04,130 --> 00:16:06,863
So you, uh... Want to?
326
00:16:06,899 --> 00:16:09,400
Oh, I'm in. Oh, me too!
327
00:16:09,435 --> 00:16:11,768
All right, by the
Power vested in me
328
00:16:11,804 --> 00:16:13,070
By the pequot tribe,
329
00:16:13,106 --> 00:16:15,506
Proud owners of
The foxwoods casinos,
330
00:16:15,541 --> 00:16:19,776
I now pronounce
You husband and wife.
331
00:16:21,114 --> 00:16:22,846
Go get her, tiger.
332
00:16:32,525 --> 00:16:37,661
♪ can you hear the
Drums, fernando? ♪
333
00:16:37,696 --> 00:16:44,201
♪ I remember long ago
Another starry night like this ♪
334
00:16:44,237 --> 00:16:46,803
Well, irene, it
Looks like you and I
335
00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:49,106
Are the only ones not dancing.
336
00:16:49,142 --> 00:16:50,107
Yep.
337
00:16:50,143 --> 00:16:51,143
Yep.
338
00:16:54,947 --> 00:16:57,248
Irene, irene, we cannot
Thank you enough
339
00:16:57,283 --> 00:16:59,294
For throwing such
A great wedding!
340
00:16:59,318 --> 00:17:01,418
Yeah, it was fantástico!
341
00:17:01,454 --> 00:17:02,853
It's robert goulet!
342
00:17:02,888 --> 00:17:04,155
I know!
343
00:17:04,190 --> 00:17:06,502
Irene, I didn't throw
The wedding bouquet,
344
00:17:06,526 --> 00:17:08,370
Because I wanted you to have it.
345
00:17:08,394 --> 00:17:10,594
Oh...
346
00:17:10,630 --> 00:17:13,063
You're going to make
Somebody very happy someday.
347
00:17:13,098 --> 00:17:14,409
Thank you. Thank you.
348
00:17:14,433 --> 00:17:18,569
All right, we're
Going to slip out, too.
349
00:17:18,604 --> 00:17:21,539
We got to get on the
Road to fireman boot camp.
350
00:17:21,574 --> 00:17:24,508
I will, uh, see you
In three months.
351
00:17:24,544 --> 00:17:26,544
And remember, fire... Bad.
352
00:17:27,647 --> 00:17:28,745
All right.
353
00:17:28,781 --> 00:17:29,880
I'll see you, berg.
354
00:17:29,915 --> 00:17:32,060
I'm so glad you
Guys aren't fighting
355
00:17:32,084 --> 00:17:33,517
About us dating anymore.
356
00:17:33,553 --> 00:17:34,553
Me, too.
357
00:17:42,027 --> 00:17:46,230
It's just like
Kissing my sister.
358
00:17:47,966 --> 00:17:49,933
Well, bye, irene.
359
00:17:49,968 --> 00:17:53,637
Your girl is lovely, peter.
360
00:17:53,673 --> 00:17:56,607
You, uh, you going to be okay?
361
00:17:56,642 --> 00:17:57,974
Yeah, I think I am.
362
00:17:58,010 --> 00:17:59,210
Okay.
363
00:17:59,245 --> 00:18:01,845
Listen, irene, I just
Want to let you know,
364
00:18:01,880 --> 00:18:03,447
If it wasn't for marti...
365
00:18:03,482 --> 00:18:05,516
It'd be me. I know.
366
00:18:07,520 --> 00:18:10,621
Okay... Uh...
367
00:18:14,493 --> 00:18:18,529
Well, hate to eat,
Drop, and roll, but...
368
00:18:18,564 --> 00:18:21,832
It's, uh, fireman humor.
369
00:18:21,867 --> 00:18:23,300
No, it's not.
370
00:18:32,010 --> 00:18:33,877
Don't! Stop it! No, don't!
371
00:18:33,912 --> 00:18:35,679
Don't... Don't cry, irene, okay?
372
00:18:35,715 --> 00:18:37,314
You're going to make me cry.
373
00:18:37,350 --> 00:18:38,815
Why are you sad?
374
00:18:38,851 --> 00:18:40,817
Because everyone
Is leaving, you know?
375
00:18:40,853 --> 00:18:43,687
Sharon's leaving with johnny.
Pete's leaving with marti.
376
00:18:43,723 --> 00:18:46,156
You know, if one
More person leaves,
377
00:18:46,191 --> 00:18:47,991
I'm going to lose it.
378
00:18:48,026 --> 00:18:50,038
Well, thank your
Roommate for me, berg.
379
00:18:50,062 --> 00:18:52,730
Because of him, I have to
Blow all of my vacation time
380
00:18:52,765 --> 00:18:55,532
And fly to cleveland to
Smooth things over with nomar.
381
00:18:58,271 --> 00:19:01,037
Well, that doesn't count.
382
00:19:05,278 --> 00:19:06,877
Okay, one last song.
383
00:19:06,912 --> 00:19:08,579
This one is dedicated
384
00:19:08,614 --> 00:19:11,382
To a little lady
With a big heart.
385
00:19:11,417 --> 00:19:13,450
This is for you, irene.
386
00:19:13,486 --> 00:19:19,490
Amigos... ♪ eres tú ♪
387
00:19:19,525 --> 00:19:25,729
♪ como el agua de me fuente ♪
388
00:19:25,765 --> 00:19:29,132
I was an idiot to think I
Could compete with marti.
389
00:19:29,168 --> 00:19:31,179
I mean, she's decent, kind,
390
00:19:31,203 --> 00:19:33,737
You could crack
An egg on that butt.
391
00:19:38,811 --> 00:19:42,713
Well, I don't... I
Don't know, irene.
392
00:19:42,748 --> 00:19:46,317
I think you're an
Amazing person.
393
00:19:46,352 --> 00:19:47,396
Don't tease me.
394
00:19:47,420 --> 00:19:48,485
No, I'm serious.
395
00:19:48,521 --> 00:19:50,621
Look... Look what you did here.
396
00:19:50,656 --> 00:19:53,490
You know? All just to
Help out some friends.
397
00:19:53,526 --> 00:19:55,859
That's a pretty
Attractive quality.
398
00:19:55,894 --> 00:19:58,395
Well, thank you, sir.
399
00:19:58,431 --> 00:20:00,964
You know, I never noticed
400
00:20:00,999 --> 00:20:05,302
Because pete's light
Shone so brightly, but...
401
00:20:09,809 --> 00:20:12,776
Well, you're quite
A handsome man.
402
00:20:12,812 --> 00:20:14,177
Thank you.
403
00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:15,879
You know, it is the last song.
404
00:20:15,914 --> 00:20:18,048
Are you sure you
Don't want to dance?
405
00:20:18,083 --> 00:20:20,784
No, it's not what I
Want to do right now.
406
00:20:20,820 --> 00:20:23,587
No? No.
407
00:20:23,622 --> 00:20:29,493
♪ como una guitarra
En la noche ♪
408
00:20:29,528 --> 00:20:33,831
♪ como mi horizonte
Eres tú, eres tú ♪
409
00:20:33,866 --> 00:20:38,268
♪ así, así eres tú ♪
410
00:21:05,965 --> 00:21:07,609
Irene, we can't do this.
411
00:21:07,633 --> 00:21:09,244
No, this is... This is wrong.
412
00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:10,479
I know. This is wrong.
413
00:21:10,503 --> 00:21:12,869
I know. Yeah, this is wrong.
414
00:21:12,905 --> 00:21:14,438
I know.
415
00:21:14,474 --> 00:21:17,441
That's the stuff.
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