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Hey, berg, check out
What I got in the mail.
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It's my company bonus.
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Pete, I'm really tired.
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I've just come off
A double shift, and...
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I just don't care.
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What the hell?!
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Somewhere there's
A dancing hippo
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Without a complete costume.
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this is the thanks
I get for being
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The top mascara
Salesman at earth glow?
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It's perfect, all right?
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The weatherman
Said that later today
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It would be raining...
men!
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Hey, guys, I volunteered to
Read to the kids at the hospital,
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So can I borrow your
Comic-book collection?
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What's so funny?
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Come on, shar,
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You know those aren't
Insured for travel.
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Okay, I'll just look into
Their sweet, innocent eyes
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And tell them, "Sorry,
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There are no stories
For story time today."
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All right. Okay.
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Oh! Oh! Oh! I know!
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I'll tell them the story
Of the two selfish losers
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On the choo-choo train to hell!
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You know, we are not
Going to
hell, okay?
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I
heal kids.
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And pete? Well... I
Am not going to
hell.
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You guys are so lucky, you know?
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You help people.
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I sell stupid makeup to
Stupid-makeup wearers.
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Hey, I wear makeup.
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You help people.
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I help
ugly people.
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Hello!
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You always complain
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A couple of months into
Every new job you get.
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You
always do this.
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You know, we can't all
Have fulfilling work.
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You know, the world
Needs drones, too.
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I am
not a drone!
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I can have fulfilling work.
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I'm gonna get a job
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That's meaningful
And that helps society.
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You go, pink-umbrella man!
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Hey, berg, what are
You doing back here?
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I thought you just got
Off of a 12-hour shift.
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People die 24
Hours a day, ashley.
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That's the hell I live with.
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Time means nothing to me.
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So, you're
not just doing
It to make everyone forget
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Your drunken display
At the bachelor auction.
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That was 127 hours
Ago. Get over it.
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Hey, paging dr. Stoli!
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Hello, germ.
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Hey, guess who I am.
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"Hey, does anyone want
To bid on
this green apple?"
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So, how'd your date go
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With that dude who bought
You for 100 bones, man?
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I like dave as a friend.
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Dr. Bergen, I see you
Signed up for another shift.
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Would you like to get
Your green apple in gear?
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Man, why are you
Always bad-mouthing her?
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She's funny.
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Hey! There you are!
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What are you doing here?
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I just had a physical.
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So I was wrong.
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You
could pay
Someone to touch you.
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Oh, oh, oh!
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Ashley, um...
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You have something
Ugly on your shoulders.
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What was the physical for?
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I'm
finally putting
My life together.
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I've decided I'm gonna pursue
The thing I wanted to do
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Ever since I was a kid...
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The thing that I
dreamed about!
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Berg, ashley... I'm
Gonna be a fireman.
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Pete, that is great.
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Listen, I want you
To tell me more,
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00:04:03,009 --> 00:04:05,710
But I'm late for
Astronaut school.
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Pete, you can't
Just
be a fireman.
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There's a civil-service exam,
And it requires training...
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Not to mention at
Least
some courage.
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Ashley, I'm way ahead of you.
I already passed my physical,
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And I talked to a guy
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About volunteering
At the fire station.
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So, now...
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We're all in the
Family of saving lives.
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And there's the garage
Where we keep the fire engines.
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Yes! You have the
red trucks!
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Because some trucks
Are yellow now.
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I don't like the yellow ones.
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Pete!
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Meet bruno, jimmy, and mick.
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Guys, this is pete's first day.
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Hey-ya!
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Hey.
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And this is scorch.
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00:05:03,537 --> 00:05:07,372
Oh, scorch! What a great name!
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It's so, um... Ironic.
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Yeah, we're all poets.
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Uh... Are you wearing
Perfume, son?
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Oh, no. You know what?
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It's from my day
Job. I work at...
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The sawmill.
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It's... It's downwind from
The estée lauder... Mill.
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A word of advice...
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These guys are away
From their wives a
lot.
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Watch your back.
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And here's where we
Store our equipment.
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And here's your very own peg.
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Is that
my helmet?
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Pretty exciting,
Isn't it? Try it on, son.
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Jimmy, get the camera.
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Thank you.
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That never gets old!
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You understand, right?
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It's like an initiation. It
Means I'm one of you guys.
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Yes, you are.
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Look, sir, I'm just
So happy to be here.
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And maybe someday soon,
I'll be sliding down that pole
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And riding on that
Truck with you guys.
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Well...
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You can slide down
That pole right now.
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Really?
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Absolutely.
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Men, this is pete's first
Slide into the mouth of fire,
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His welcome to the ranks
Of heroes and legends.
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Let her rip, pete.
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Pete: yes, sir, it's like...
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I can't hear you!!
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Yes, sir!!
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Who-o-o!
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Whoo! Yeah!
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What?
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Could I do it again?
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Oh, it's great. I love
Reading to the kids.
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Their eyes are just
So wide and trusting.
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That's the demerol.
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Volunteering at the hospital
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Is the best thing
I've ever done.
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I don't know. My life
Just seems so full.
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I don't know how
You do it, sharon.
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You spend eight
Hours at admissions,
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You organize all of
The hospital fundraisers,
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Then you read to the
Kids in the children's ward,
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And you're planning
Your own wedding.
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Ooh! That's coming up, isn't it?
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Let me get this out of
Your way, dr. Walker.
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Let's clear some
Space for miss hottie.
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Excuse me, wasn't
I
Miss hottie this morning?
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Oh, boy. Catfight over the germ.
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Germ, aren't you supposed
To be wearing a hairnet?
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I am.
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It took me forever to
Pull my hair through it.
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Hey... I hope you win. Rrr!
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Morning, lou.
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Morning, dr. Bourbon...
I mean,
bergen.
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My mistake.
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00:08:18,865 --> 00:08:20,777
Heh heh heh. That's funny.
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I just mopped over there,
So watch your 12 steps, huh?
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Oh, that's hilarious!
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You missed a spot.
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Berg, man, you look terrible.
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You really got to
Present yourself better.
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Oh, you don't like this? I
Was going for the germ look.
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Man, it's not a
look, all right?
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Germ is an
attitude.
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Berg, you're exhausted.
Why don't you just go home?
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No, I am not going home
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Until I win back the respect
Of the other doctors.
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Berg, you can't just earn
Back their respect overnight.
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00:09:02,141 --> 00:09:05,443
You were
tanked. it
Could take months.
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00:09:05,479 --> 00:09:09,948
I mean, even the guys in
Detox are making fun of you.
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Johnny: hey, sharon!
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What are you doing here?
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You forgot to send the
Deposit for the reception band,
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So they canceled.
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Baby, I'd love to help you,
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But I have a meeting
In 10 minutes.
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Well, the caterer also called.
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He said if we don't
Decide on salmon today,
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We're gonna be stuck with scrod.
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Scrod's a funny word.
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I'm punchy.
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Honey, um... I can't
Do this on my own.
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I'm sorry, but I have
To go to this meeting...
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Scrod!
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I'm a mess. I'm going home.
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Attention, everyone!
Stop eating!
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Several doctors
Have gotten sick,
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And we've traced it back
To the creamed corn.
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00:10:03,670 --> 00:10:05,703
What?
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00:10:05,739 --> 00:10:10,074
I had some of the creamed
Corn. What's gonna happen to me?
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00:10:10,109 --> 00:10:12,349
You'll never eat it
Again, I'll tell you that.
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Okay, everybody, we're
Gonna be short-handed,
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00:10:16,282 --> 00:10:18,127
So I'm gonna need
Every available doctor
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To work for at least
The next 24 hours.
200
00:10:20,020 --> 00:10:21,485
Dr. Peel, what should I do?
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00:10:21,521 --> 00:10:23,220
You go home.
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00:10:23,256 --> 00:10:24,822
Why? I didn't eat
The creamed corn.
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00:10:24,858 --> 00:10:26,090
Forget it!
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You've already pulled
Two double shifts.
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00:10:28,428 --> 00:10:29,694
And I'll pull two more.
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00:10:29,729 --> 00:10:31,863
If need be, I'll work
From now until thursday.
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Today's thursday.
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Damn it! I'm a doctor,
Not a calendar!
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You need me.
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00:10:40,540 --> 00:10:43,575
Are you sure?
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Yes.
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Okay. You, dr. Walker, to e.R.
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Okay. All right. What a break!
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00:10:49,816 --> 00:10:52,917
Doctors earn their
Reputation in crises. Let's go.
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00:10:52,953 --> 00:10:55,687
Berg, is this serious?
Am I gonna be really sick?
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I sure hope so, sweetheart.
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Oh, god! Oh, I'm dying.
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00:11:06,832 --> 00:11:08,399
No, you're not.
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Look on the bright side.
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00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:12,170
Now you'll be able to squeeze
Into that wedding dress.
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00:11:12,205 --> 00:11:13,671
Really?
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00:11:13,706 --> 00:11:16,040
Yay! Oh!
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00:11:17,577 --> 00:11:19,444
All right, patient hottie,
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00:11:19,479 --> 00:11:22,180
Let's get you in
That backless gown.
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00:11:22,215 --> 00:11:24,615
Berg!
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00:11:24,650 --> 00:11:27,818
Dr. Bergen, the patient
In the corner has...
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00:11:27,853 --> 00:11:28,986
Chest pains.
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00:11:29,021 --> 00:11:31,322
I know. His heart is fine.
It's an anxiety attack.
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I sang him a little song
And told him he matters.
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Good.
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00:11:36,896 --> 00:11:38,362
Got room?
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00:11:38,398 --> 00:11:40,409
There are patients jammed
Up and down the hallway.
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I'm so tired I can
Barely see straight.
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I don't know how you keep going.
235
00:11:43,570 --> 00:11:45,470
Well, I don't know.
It's like I'm in a zone.
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00:11:45,505 --> 00:11:47,071
Everything I've
Learned as a doctor
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Is finally kicking in.
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00:11:48,174 --> 00:11:49,840
It's all natural, reflexive...
239
00:11:49,875 --> 00:11:52,776
I..Am... A healing machine.
240
00:11:52,812 --> 00:11:54,579
Chester, I'm open!
241
00:12:00,353 --> 00:12:03,554
Okay, just to clarify...
242
00:12:03,590 --> 00:12:06,957
We don't go on
Those walks for
me.
243
00:12:08,261 --> 00:12:09,560
How's it going?
244
00:12:09,596 --> 00:12:11,974
Oh, it's going great.
I did the dishes,
245
00:12:11,998 --> 00:12:14,798
I mopped the floor,
And the laundry's done.
246
00:12:14,834 --> 00:12:15,899
Good job.
247
00:12:15,935 --> 00:12:18,080
Sir, I've been
Meaning to ask you...
248
00:12:18,104 --> 00:12:20,416
When am I gonna do
Real firemen stuff?
249
00:12:20,440 --> 00:12:24,108
Because so far... My
Mother was a fireman.
250
00:12:24,144 --> 00:12:26,410
We're
firefighters.
251
00:12:26,446 --> 00:12:30,348
No,
you're a firefighter.
I'm mr. Belvedere.
252
00:12:32,051 --> 00:12:34,785
Look, you know what?
253
00:12:34,820 --> 00:12:36,565
This just
isn't
What I signed up for.
254
00:12:36,589 --> 00:12:38,601
I wanted to make a
Difference in the world.
255
00:12:38,625 --> 00:12:39,868
I wanted to help people.
256
00:12:39,892 --> 00:12:41,325
No. You signed up because
257
00:12:41,361 --> 00:12:43,494
You wanted to put
On your big boots
258
00:12:43,530 --> 00:12:44,828
And ride on the truck
259
00:12:44,864 --> 00:12:47,165
And wave at all
The pretty girls.
260
00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:48,999
Well, that's not how it works.
261
00:12:49,035 --> 00:12:50,368
You're just a volunteer.
262
00:12:50,403 --> 00:12:53,737
Those men all earned the right
To lay their lives on the line,
263
00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:55,406
By doing the same dirty work
264
00:12:55,441 --> 00:12:57,041
That you're doing now.
265
00:12:57,076 --> 00:12:59,877
So if you can't take it, I
Can get another volunteer
266
00:12:59,912 --> 00:13:03,181
Who's seven years younger
And doesn't ball up the socks!
267
00:13:03,216 --> 00:13:05,616
It kills the elastic.
268
00:13:07,287 --> 00:13:08,852
Come on, men!
269
00:13:10,223 --> 00:13:13,023
Okay, remember, guys,
When you come back,
270
00:13:13,059 --> 00:13:15,025
Dirty clothes
in the hamper.
271
00:13:15,061 --> 00:13:19,063
And don't eat anything!
I'm making something!
272
00:13:23,703 --> 00:13:26,671
What are you looking at? I
Don't see them taking
you.
273
00:13:26,706 --> 00:13:30,441
Come on, scorch!
274
00:13:33,313 --> 00:13:36,681
"And then curious george
Shrugged and said..."
275
00:13:36,716 --> 00:13:38,716
Oh!
276
00:13:40,753 --> 00:13:43,954
"'I'm not curious
Anymore.'" the end.
277
00:13:43,989 --> 00:13:45,967
Yay! Yay! Yay!
278
00:13:45,991 --> 00:13:47,670
Ben, it's your turn
To pick a story.
279
00:13:47,694 --> 00:13:49,527
Thank you.
280
00:13:49,562 --> 00:13:53,030
"Green eggs and ham"... Oh!
281
00:13:53,065 --> 00:13:56,434
Hey, how you feeling?
282
00:13:56,469 --> 00:13:57,668
Oh, better.
283
00:13:57,704 --> 00:14:00,571
'cause I need to talk about
These floral arrangements.
284
00:14:00,607 --> 00:14:03,608
Baby, this is not a good
Time. It's story time.
285
00:14:03,643 --> 00:14:07,177
Oh. Well, I got a story. You
Want to hear a scary story?
286
00:14:07,213 --> 00:14:08,557
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
287
00:14:08,581 --> 00:14:11,515
Okay. All right.
288
00:14:11,551 --> 00:14:13,618
Once upon a time,
There was princess.
289
00:14:13,653 --> 00:14:16,287
And she was betrothed
To the most patient prince
290
00:14:16,322 --> 00:14:17,622
Of them all.
291
00:14:17,657 --> 00:14:19,790
They were to have the
Most beautiful wedding
292
00:14:19,825 --> 00:14:21,024
In all the realm,
293
00:14:21,060 --> 00:14:22,904
But the princess forgot
To send in the deposit
294
00:14:22,928 --> 00:14:24,295
For the traveling minstrel,
295
00:14:24,330 --> 00:14:26,130
So they booked a
Bar mitzvah instead.
296
00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:29,233
Ahh!
297
00:14:29,269 --> 00:14:32,903
But what the prince
didn't
Know is that within him
298
00:14:32,938 --> 00:14:36,039
Resides the magical
Power of free will.
299
00:14:36,075 --> 00:14:37,353
And with this power,
300
00:14:37,377 --> 00:14:39,857
He can make decisions
On his very own!
301
00:14:40,713 --> 00:14:43,514
The prince was also very wise.
302
00:14:43,549 --> 00:14:46,216
Now, he
knew if the princess
Didn't like his decisions,
303
00:14:46,252 --> 00:14:47,918
She'd have him beheaded.
304
00:14:47,953 --> 00:14:50,065
Look, if the prince
Ever wants to be
king,
305
00:14:50,089 --> 00:14:52,923
He's gonna have to grow up!
306
00:14:52,958 --> 00:14:53,969
As king, he had the princess
307
00:14:53,993 --> 00:14:55,170
Locked in a tower
And struck mute.
308
00:14:55,194 --> 00:14:56,394
Sucks for her.
309
00:14:56,429 --> 00:14:59,330
I'll tell you what
Sucks. This story!
310
00:14:59,365 --> 00:15:02,065
Well, the king didn't listen
To the mute princess anymore
311
00:15:02,101 --> 00:15:04,268
And he lived happily
Ever after. The end!
312
00:15:04,304 --> 00:15:06,304
Yay! Yay! Yay!
313
00:15:08,574 --> 00:15:10,007
Brought some coffee.
314
00:15:10,042 --> 00:15:11,882
God, my thumb is killing me
315
00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:14,211
From giving so many injections.
316
00:15:14,246 --> 00:15:15,546
Yeah.
317
00:15:15,581 --> 00:15:18,021
I don't know how junkies do it.
318
00:15:18,050 --> 00:15:20,518
Okay, people, the
Crisis is almost over,
319
00:15:20,553 --> 00:15:23,921
And I want to compliment
Everyone on their performance.
320
00:15:26,492 --> 00:15:29,860
Dr. Bergen, exceptional
Work tonight.
321
00:15:30,996 --> 00:15:32,563
You showed strong leadership,
322
00:15:32,598 --> 00:15:34,799
Excellent decision-making
And medical skills
323
00:15:34,834 --> 00:15:35,999
Under extreme pressure.
324
00:15:36,035 --> 00:15:38,101
You should be very
Proud of yourself.
325
00:15:38,137 --> 00:15:40,282
I felt like I owed
It to the hospital
326
00:15:40,306 --> 00:15:41,617
After what I did at the auction.
327
00:15:41,641 --> 00:15:42,807
No, no, no...
328
00:15:42,842 --> 00:15:45,743
Ancient history, dr. Bergen.
You're a good doctor...
329
00:15:45,778 --> 00:15:48,078
Bad
drunk, but a good
doctor.
330
00:15:48,113 --> 00:15:50,147
Thank you.
331
00:15:50,182 --> 00:15:51,949
Now, go
home.
332
00:15:51,984 --> 00:15:54,918
Just after I finish
With this patient.
333
00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:56,253
In the future, ashley,
334
00:15:56,288 --> 00:15:58,956
Your children will ask
What happened on this day,
335
00:15:58,991 --> 00:16:02,526
And you'll say, "Yes...
He was
that good."
336
00:16:02,562 --> 00:16:03,527
Huh.
337
00:16:03,563 --> 00:16:05,363
So, if I stuck you with a pen,
338
00:16:05,398 --> 00:16:09,467
Would you whiz around the
Room and wind up in the corner?
339
00:16:13,339 --> 00:16:16,440
How you doing, mr. Cooper?
340
00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:17,842
Mr. Cooper?
341
00:16:17,877 --> 00:16:19,276
Mr. Cooper.
342
00:16:19,311 --> 00:16:22,045
Oh, my god! He's
Going into shock!
343
00:16:22,081 --> 00:16:24,448
I put him on a saline I.V.
It's standard procedure.
344
00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:25,850
He is a diabetic!
345
00:16:25,885 --> 00:16:27,050
I didn't check his chart!
346
00:16:27,086 --> 00:16:29,052
We have to d-50...
Room "F." ll take him.
347
00:16:29,088 --> 00:16:30,388
No, no, you won't.
348
00:16:30,423 --> 00:16:31,933
I should have
Trusted my instincts
349
00:16:31,957 --> 00:16:33,323
And sent you home earlier.
350
00:16:33,359 --> 00:16:35,826
Now get out of here
Before you kill someone.
351
00:16:57,750 --> 00:17:01,752
Aah! Aah! Mmm.
352
00:17:01,788 --> 00:17:03,888
Mmm!
353
00:17:12,598 --> 00:17:14,298
All right!
354
00:17:14,333 --> 00:17:18,168
These make great oven mitts.
355
00:17:19,672 --> 00:17:23,073
Hey! Hey, buddy. What
Are you doing here?
356
00:17:23,108 --> 00:17:26,143
We just moved in
Across the street.
357
00:17:26,178 --> 00:17:28,245
Are you a fireman?
358
00:17:28,280 --> 00:17:30,748
Aw, that's cute.
359
00:17:32,552 --> 00:17:35,085
I'm a
firefighter.
360
00:17:35,120 --> 00:17:37,020
I want to play in the truck.
361
00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:40,190
Oh. I'm sure you do.
362
00:17:40,225 --> 00:17:43,761
I'm sure you just want
To put on your big boots
363
00:17:43,796 --> 00:17:46,564
And wave to all
The pretty girls.
364
00:17:46,599 --> 00:17:49,967
Well, you know what?
That's not how it works.
365
00:17:50,002 --> 00:17:52,235
The oven's on fire.
366
00:17:52,271 --> 00:17:54,304
What?
367
00:17:54,340 --> 00:17:56,841
Aah!!
368
00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:02,546
Guess what?
369
00:18:02,582 --> 00:18:05,483
I fought my first fire today.
370
00:18:05,518 --> 00:18:06,484
Where?
371
00:18:06,519 --> 00:18:09,152
That's not important.
372
00:18:09,188 --> 00:18:10,855
You should've seen it, berg.
373
00:18:10,890 --> 00:18:13,290
There was smoke and
Flames everywhere.
374
00:18:13,325 --> 00:18:15,838
And without a thought
For my own safety,
375
00:18:15,862 --> 00:18:17,260
I rescued a small child
376
00:18:17,296 --> 00:18:19,776
From the clutches
Of the red lady!
377
00:18:20,967 --> 00:18:24,034
That's what we
Firefighters call fire.
378
00:18:26,973 --> 00:18:28,806
Good for you.
379
00:18:28,841 --> 00:18:31,008
What's wrong with you?
380
00:18:31,043 --> 00:18:33,110
I nearly killed a
Guy today, pete.
381
00:18:33,145 --> 00:18:35,345
What? Are you serious?
382
00:18:35,381 --> 00:18:36,580
Yeah.
383
00:18:36,616 --> 00:18:40,050
I don't know what happened.
I was just so tired and...
384
00:18:41,320 --> 00:18:42,953
Wait. Hold on.
385
00:18:42,989 --> 00:18:45,556
Hello? Yeah, hold on.
386
00:18:45,591 --> 00:18:46,824
It's dr. Peel.
387
00:18:48,260 --> 00:18:53,397
Hey, dr. Peel, listen,
I'm really... Yeah.
388
00:18:53,432 --> 00:18:56,299
Oh, good!
389
00:18:56,335 --> 00:18:57,735
O-okay.
390
00:18:57,770 --> 00:18:59,069
I see.
391
00:18:59,104 --> 00:19:01,338
I understand.
392
00:19:01,373 --> 00:19:03,373
Bye.
393
00:19:03,409 --> 00:19:04,708
Well, what did she say?
394
00:19:04,744 --> 00:19:05,709
Good news...
395
00:19:05,745 --> 00:19:07,122
The patient's
Gonna be all right.
396
00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:09,057
That's not
good
News. It's
great news!
397
00:19:09,081 --> 00:19:10,792
And I've been suspended
From the hospital.
398
00:19:10,816 --> 00:19:13,328
That's not good news.
That's just
not good news.
399
00:19:13,352 --> 00:19:16,086
No, it's not.
400
00:19:16,121 --> 00:19:18,321
Can't you appeal it?
401
00:19:18,357 --> 00:19:21,625
Why? It's my fault.
I screwed up.
402
00:19:21,661 --> 00:19:23,705
You made a mistake. It happens.
403
00:19:23,729 --> 00:19:26,296
No, it can't... Happen, okay?
404
00:19:26,331 --> 00:19:28,465
A doctor isn't
Supposed to
end lives.
405
00:19:28,500 --> 00:19:30,668
A doctor is supposed
To
save lives.
406
00:19:30,703 --> 00:19:33,236
Do firefighters start fires?
407
00:19:33,272 --> 00:19:34,471
That's a lie!
408
00:19:57,029 --> 00:20:00,297
Oh! Thank god it's you.
I thought it was germ.
409
00:20:00,333 --> 00:20:05,169
No, it's just your prince.
410
00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:07,504
Sorry I stormed
Out on you earlier.
411
00:20:07,539 --> 00:20:09,974
Oh, that's okay. You
Could have done worse.
412
00:20:10,009 --> 00:20:12,369
I threw up on little janie.
413
00:20:13,679 --> 00:20:15,545
I'm starting to think that maybe
414
00:20:15,581 --> 00:20:17,514
You're avoiding
The wedding plans
415
00:20:17,549 --> 00:20:19,783
'cause you want to
Avoid the wedding.
416
00:20:19,818 --> 00:20:21,151
No!
417
00:20:21,187 --> 00:20:24,989
I feel like maybe you
Don't like me anymore.
418
00:20:25,024 --> 00:20:28,625
Oh! Oh, come here.
419
00:20:28,660 --> 00:20:32,829
Look, I'm sorry I
Dumped all this on you.
420
00:20:32,865 --> 00:20:35,299
But you're not getting
Out of marrying me.
421
00:20:35,334 --> 00:20:36,700
So, we'll have scrod.
422
00:20:36,735 --> 00:20:39,303
And we'll get your cousin
Andy and his accordion
423
00:20:39,338 --> 00:20:40,637
To play at the wedding.
424
00:20:40,672 --> 00:20:43,140
When he puts the
Cymbals between his knees,
425
00:20:43,175 --> 00:20:44,841
He sounds like a full band.
426
00:20:44,877 --> 00:20:48,245
Okay. So... Let's
Talk matchbooks.
427
00:20:48,280 --> 00:20:49,280
Oh!
428
00:20:49,315 --> 00:20:52,383
Okay, there's
"Sharon
and johnny,"
429
00:20:52,418 --> 00:20:54,418
"Sharon
ampersand johnny."
430
00:20:54,453 --> 00:20:57,621
It's my favorite...
"Sharon
'n johnny."
431
00:20:57,656 --> 00:20:59,756
Oh!
432
00:20:59,791 --> 00:21:01,458
I love you.
433
00:21:05,797 --> 00:21:06,830
Sharon?
434
00:21:06,865 --> 00:21:07,931
Hmm?
435
00:21:07,966 --> 00:21:10,967
There's a kid at
The foot of the bed.
436
00:21:11,003 --> 00:21:15,005
Ben... Go back to bed.
437
00:21:15,041 --> 00:21:17,085
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