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Hey, everybody,
Make way! Man down!
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Sharon: what happened?
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Twisted my knee.
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If it weren't for him,
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Chairman meow would
Still be in the rain gutter.
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It's all just part
Of the job, ma'am.
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Get that away
From me. I'm allergic.
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See, look, a hive.
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I got a hair in my throat.
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Well, chairman meow
Has had a hard day.
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I'm going to put
Kahlúa in his milk,
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And a little nip for mommy.
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Okay, okay, let's just
Get you comfortable.
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Thank you.
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Oh, baby!
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Are you all right?
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Yes. I just hate this red thing.
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What are you? You're
Not even a couch!
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Ahh... Hey, what's this?
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Thank you, lord.
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It's a closet!
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Whoa. What is that?
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Hello.
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Ha ha.
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Look, there's mrs. Abernathy.
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Hey, there's berg and pete.
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What is that?
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What is it?
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Oh, my god. That's
Irene's apartment.
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The old super had
This whole building
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Under surveillance.
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Look, there's us.
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Aah!
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Oh, my god.
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He had a monitor in
His own apartment?
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That is just vain.
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Should I get more bangs?
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There's ashley.
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Ohh... She's crying.
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There's berg
Making a phone call.
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Look, he called ashley.
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And hung up!
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Oh, ashley's star-69'ing.
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Oh, he's busted.
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Oh, nice save.
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Johnny, clearly these two people
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Miss each other,
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And they're just too proud
To make the first move.
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Ha ha.
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Honey, I don't think
You should interfere.
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If god did not want
Me to interfere,
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Then why did he send
Me these monitors
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And knock you off a roof?
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Hey, berg, I'm the
Substitute super.
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All the work, none
Of the butt crack.
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Came to fix your sink.
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It's not broken.
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Berg, please, who's
Wearing the hammer...
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Holder?
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Okay, you're the super.
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But you know who's
Really super? Ashley.
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Oops.
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Yeah, you see,
You do have a leak.
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Man, what is with me lately?
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I keep misplacing stuff...
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My sunglasses, my patriots hat.
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Have you seen my pukka shells?
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Hey, hey. Pete, ease up.
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Can't you see the man's lonely?
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Why don't you talk to ashley?
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She's upstairs
Feeling lonely, too.
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Really?
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Berg, forget ashley.
There's this girl at work
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I could set you up
With. She's a body model.
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They use parts of
Her body in movies.
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Is she pretty?
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I don't know.
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Good enough for me.
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Obviously there's
Something wrong with her.
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Why don't you ask her out?
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Oh, yeah, and make everyone
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Sit through another
Sexual harassment lecture?
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All right. Get me her number.
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Hello.
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Yeah. Yeah, okay, I'll tell her.
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Johnny said you're
Going to need caulking.
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Oh, oh, oh.
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Okay, thank you...
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Is what I'll tell
Him when I see him.
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Hey, fraidy-cat.
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I'm allergic.
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Allergic to courage.
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Ha ha ha.
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That's funny. That's funny.
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You want to hear
Something funnier?
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I set berg up on a date.
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Well, I guess those
Who can't, set up.
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Ashley, when you
Smirk like that,
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You can see the
Little web of wrinkles
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Around your eyes.
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Oh, I knew it was
You. You know how?
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Every time you
Knock on the door,
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The cats run to the other
Side of the apartment.
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Well, aren't they
Smarter than their owner.
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He made me promise not to tell,
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But pete is secretly
In love with you.
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Well, then why does
He always avoid me?
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Well, partly because he's shy,
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But mostly because he's stupid.
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I knew it.
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Well, I'll get
That little almond
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Out of his shell.
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Hey, sharon. What are you doing?
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Oh, just spreading
Love and caulking.
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You seem down.
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Oh, yeah. Pete just told me
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That he set berg up on a date.
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It upset me more than
I thought it would.
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He doesn't want
To go out with her.
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He misses you.
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That's why he keeps
Calling and hanging up.
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He's only going on that
Date to make you jealous.
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God, what a jerk. You
Got to be a bigger jerk.
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I don't know.
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Come on, I know you can.
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Just beat him to the punch.
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Find a date of your own.
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Hey, what happened?
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I couldn't see
Ashley's reaction.
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The camera loves you.
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Stop it. Ha ha.
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Okay, I told ashley
About berg's date
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With the body
Parts model and said
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She should just grab any guy.
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I thought you wanted
Them to get together.
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Baby, baby, baby,
Nothing ignites true love
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More than jealousy
And insecurity.
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Nice work, cupid.
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Ooh, look, irene took
A hit of whipped cream.
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She's on the move.
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Sharon: hey, hey!
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Irene's breaking in
To pete and berg's.
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Johnny: hey, we got
To do something.
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Yeah, I'll make popcorn.
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Look, look, look.
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Oh, my god.
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So she's the one that's
Taking pete's stuff.
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Pete's coming back.
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Both: behind the counter!
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Oh! Yeah!
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That is so weird.
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He just bites an apple
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And leaves it on the counter.
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No, irene... What is she doing?
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♪ witchcraft ♪
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♪ wicked witchcraft ♪
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There's something in that chair.
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I can't quite make it out.
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♪ when you arouse
The need in me ♪
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♪ my heart says
Yes, indeed in me ♪
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We're not turning
Off these monitors.
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Honey, you could take
The tool belt off now.
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I don't know. I kind of like it.
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Wait, wait, wait.
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Berg and the body double
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Are getting comfortable
On the couch.
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And of course, now I have
To go to the bathroom.
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Hollywood is all about looks.
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People think of
You as just a body.
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You're a body double.
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I am an actress
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Who happens to act
Without her face...
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Or words, who without
Me a certain star
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Would have had to
Show her own armpit
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In "G.I. Jane."
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Do you know who
I'm talking about?
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No, I didn't notice
Any of the actors.
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I was so mesmerized
By that armpit.
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I like you.
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All right.
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Berg's getting
Back in the saddle.
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I mean, what a whore.
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Hurry, hurry, hurry.
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Go, go, go, go.
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Uh, yeah. Coming.
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Hey. Hey, look at this
Cut-and-paste note I got.
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It says irene's been
Taking my stuff.
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Why is your couch
Facing the wall?
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Oh, johnny was entertaining me
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With his shadow puppets.
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That's a bunny.
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So irene's taking your stuff.
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Who would have guessed, huh?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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I was going to go over
There and ask for it back, but...
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Ask for it back, but I thought,
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What if this is just
A practical joke?
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It's no joke.
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And if it is, I don't get it.
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Hey, you didn't get it from me,
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But this is irene's key,
And she's not home,
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So why don't you go back
In there and get your stuff?
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I can't go over there.
I'm allergic to cats.
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Then you're just going to
Have to hold your breath.
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Mr. Russell on the third
Floor has scuba equipment.
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Yeah, and he's not
Using it right now.
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He's just sitting
Around eating chicken.
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I bet.
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Loves chicken.
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You know what separates me
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From five other top
Surgeons in boston?
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They're interesting?
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No.
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I shuffle.
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If you're going to be a surgeon,
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It's important to
Maintain your dexterity.
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This is why I dabble in magic.
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Pick a card.
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Uh, no, not that one.
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Unh-unh.
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Nope, try again.
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Okay, houdini,
Time to disappear.
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No! Ashley's kicking
Him out already?
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Yeah, well, novelty
Acts get no respect.
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Yeah, but berg's scoring.
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I'm going to go meddle.
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Okay, honey.
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Good luck.
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It's nice of you
To walk me down.
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Well, I just wanted to make sure
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That you are safely
Out of the building.
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Well, hello, bergen.
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Well, if it isn't the
Master of illusion.
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Berg.
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Berg?
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Mmm.
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Yes, well, I was just
Showing dr. Zwal... Zva...
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Zwaneveld.
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It's just like
Waneveld, but with a "Z."
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Right. Well, I was
Just showing him
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To my apartment for a nightcap.
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Come on, howie, let's
Go make some magic.
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All right, but I
Usually work alone.
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Who was that?
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No one.
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Mmm. She had perky breasts.
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Yeah. Listen, tina,
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I'm not feeling too well, okay?
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So maybe we should
Call it a night.
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Oh.
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I, uh, think I know
What's going on here.
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Look, it's not...
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No, you don't have to lie to me.
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I am an actress.
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I observe people for a living.
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My celebrity intimidates
You, doesn't it?
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Wow. Then you must
Also be able to sense
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My overwhelming respect for you.
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00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:31,776
Well, that was quite
A change of heart.
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Wait till you see this one.
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Keep your coat on.
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Okay, let's say that
This were a magic show,
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And you needed to vanish,
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00:13:42,622 --> 00:13:46,357
But you couldn't
Use the front door.
265
00:13:46,393 --> 00:13:49,193
What would you do?
266
00:13:49,228 --> 00:13:51,028
Use the fire escape.
267
00:13:51,063 --> 00:13:53,931
Ta-da!
268
00:13:53,966 --> 00:13:56,301
That reminds me...
269
00:13:56,336 --> 00:14:00,104
I meant to fix that fire escape.
270
00:14:23,830 --> 00:14:25,663
Hey, berg.
271
00:14:25,699 --> 00:14:27,699
Hey, pete.
272
00:14:41,781 --> 00:14:43,614
Dr. Zwaneveld: bergen!
273
00:14:43,650 --> 00:14:45,950
Bergen!
274
00:14:45,985 --> 00:14:48,853
Bergen!
275
00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:55,025
Bergen... Up here.
276
00:14:55,061 --> 00:14:57,962
Did you just appear there?
277
00:14:57,997 --> 00:14:59,964
You're getting good.
278
00:15:16,449 --> 00:15:18,315
Aah!
279
00:15:18,351 --> 00:15:19,984
It's over there. Over there.
280
00:15:20,019 --> 00:15:21,318
Turn right.
281
00:15:21,354 --> 00:15:22,887
Go towards the chair, man!
282
00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:24,154
Warmer.
283
00:15:24,190 --> 00:15:26,323
It's back here,
You blind iceberg!
284
00:15:27,861 --> 00:15:29,827
What the... Did you feel that?
285
00:15:29,863 --> 00:15:32,007
Oh, the sink is...
It's still leaking.
286
00:15:32,031 --> 00:15:34,009
Honey, I told you to caulk.
287
00:15:34,033 --> 00:15:36,801
Yes, but you didn't
Tell me what caulk was.
288
00:15:36,836 --> 00:15:39,804
Run up there and put a
Bucket under their sink
289
00:15:39,839 --> 00:15:42,072
Before it floods
Our whole apartment.
290
00:15:42,108 --> 00:15:43,908
No. No. No, no.
291
00:15:47,046 --> 00:15:48,345
Who is it?
292
00:15:48,381 --> 00:15:49,847
Berg.
293
00:15:49,883 --> 00:15:51,348
I have company!
294
00:15:51,384 --> 00:15:54,351
Yeah, and he just
Jumped into my arms
295
00:15:54,387 --> 00:15:57,288
Off the fire escape.
296
00:16:01,861 --> 00:16:03,839
What happened to your date?
297
00:16:03,863 --> 00:16:06,263
Did her elbow get an audition?
298
00:16:11,771 --> 00:16:14,405
Irene?
299
00:16:16,409 --> 00:16:18,153
Sharon told me
You were miserable.
300
00:16:18,177 --> 00:16:20,645
Sharon told me you only went out
301
00:16:20,680 --> 00:16:23,548
With that body model
To make me jealous.
302
00:16:23,583 --> 00:16:26,551
She seems to be a
Little bit too involved
303
00:16:26,586 --> 00:16:29,921
And to know a whole lot
More than she's supposed to.
304
00:16:46,506 --> 00:16:49,474
Aah! Aah!
305
00:16:49,509 --> 00:16:51,175
Aah!
306
00:17:02,321 --> 00:17:05,990
Oh, irene.
307
00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:07,959
No, no, no, no, no.
308
00:17:07,994 --> 00:17:09,827
Oh. No.
309
00:17:14,834 --> 00:17:17,502
Ahh. Ahh! Pete... Pete!
310
00:17:17,537 --> 00:17:19,537
Pete!
311
00:17:21,841 --> 00:17:24,842
Okay, I bet that's not
Supposed to come off.
312
00:17:32,619 --> 00:17:34,151
Pete: leave a message.
313
00:17:34,186 --> 00:17:35,653
Berg: beep!
314
00:17:37,524 --> 00:17:40,992
no, wait, that wasn't it.
Okay, now leave a message.
315
00:17:41,027 --> 00:17:42,326
beep!
316
00:17:44,196 --> 00:17:46,330
okay, this next one for sure.
317
00:17:47,867 --> 00:17:50,167
Johnny: okay, wait, was that...
318
00:17:50,202 --> 00:17:53,004
Damn it, you
Guys, you're idiots!
319
00:17:53,039 --> 00:17:55,673
Sharon, if you're
There, pick up.
320
00:17:55,708 --> 00:17:57,274
Pick up!
321
00:17:57,309 --> 00:18:00,277
What? It just fell off.
322
00:18:00,312 --> 00:18:03,280
Quick... Get over
To irene's apartment.
323
00:18:03,315 --> 00:18:04,949
Pete is in trouble.
324
00:18:04,984 --> 00:18:07,985
He's being snuggled
To death by cats!
325
00:18:10,256 --> 00:18:12,456
Berg: hey, stop right there!
326
00:18:12,491 --> 00:18:14,825
Sharon, what is going on?
327
00:18:14,861 --> 00:18:17,628
It was you who knocked
On my door, wasn't it?
328
00:18:17,664 --> 00:18:19,897
I'd love to chat,
But pete's dying.
329
00:18:23,469 --> 00:18:25,302
Pete?
330
00:18:25,337 --> 00:18:27,638
Oh, my god, his allergies.
331
00:18:27,674 --> 00:18:30,474
Ashley, get him some water.
332
00:18:34,180 --> 00:18:36,881
Oh, my god!
333
00:18:36,916 --> 00:18:40,484
Wow, a pete dummy...
How redundant.
334
00:18:44,356 --> 00:18:46,423
Pete, are you all right?
335
00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:49,093
For a minute there, I
Thought I was a goner.
336
00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:50,962
Well, you're safe now.
337
00:18:50,997 --> 00:18:52,797
Aah!
338
00:18:52,832 --> 00:18:55,666
What's going on? All
My cats have escaped.
339
00:18:55,702 --> 00:18:57,947
What is the matter
With you people?
340
00:18:57,971 --> 00:19:00,671
Are you certifiably insane?
341
00:19:00,707 --> 00:19:04,875
Uh, irene... Okay, got me there.
342
00:19:06,980 --> 00:19:08,613
Hey.
343
00:19:08,648 --> 00:19:10,114
Hey.
344
00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:12,127
Pete's going to be just fine.
345
00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:13,618
He's in the bathtub
346
00:19:13,653 --> 00:19:16,453
Washing all the
Cat fur off of him
347
00:19:16,489 --> 00:19:18,322
And playing deep-sea diver.
348
00:19:18,357 --> 00:19:20,457
Hey, I'm sorry I
Messed things up
349
00:19:20,493 --> 00:19:22,192
For you with your date.
350
00:19:22,228 --> 00:19:25,195
That's okay. It wasn't
Going anywhere.
351
00:19:25,231 --> 00:19:27,999
I just wanted to
Be with someone.
352
00:19:28,034 --> 00:19:30,200
So you did miss me.
353
00:19:30,236 --> 00:19:32,970
Not really.
354
00:19:33,006 --> 00:19:35,472
Listen, I know what
You're going through.
355
00:19:35,508 --> 00:19:38,475
It's like when you have
This big ugly couch
356
00:19:38,511 --> 00:19:40,645
In the middle of
Your living room,
357
00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:43,648
And you just can't
Wait to get rid of it.
358
00:19:43,683 --> 00:19:45,983
Then when you
Finally throw it out,
359
00:19:46,019 --> 00:19:48,986
You got this empty
Space where that stupid,
360
00:19:49,022 --> 00:19:52,222
Insensitive, self-absorbed
Couch used to be.
361
00:19:52,258 --> 00:19:56,560
You know, I don't really
Understand decorating.
362
00:19:56,595 --> 00:19:59,429
Listen, I know it's
Not going to be easy
363
00:19:59,465 --> 00:20:00,998
For either one of us,
364
00:20:01,034 --> 00:20:03,668
But ultimately, it's
Better to be alone
365
00:20:03,703 --> 00:20:07,304
Than to be with somebody
Who's not right for you.
366
00:20:07,339 --> 00:20:09,306
I agree. I agree.
367
00:20:09,341 --> 00:20:11,275
You know, ash, um,
368
00:20:11,310 --> 00:20:14,545
You're going to get along
Just fine without a couch.
369
00:20:14,580 --> 00:20:16,747
Thank you, berg.
370
00:20:16,783 --> 00:20:19,750
What you need is
Something to walk all over,
371
00:20:19,786 --> 00:20:21,152
Like a rug.
372
00:20:21,187 --> 00:20:23,054
That's typical couch talk.
373
00:20:35,401 --> 00:20:38,368
Looks like they're not
Getting back together.
374
00:20:38,404 --> 00:20:40,037
Well, I tried.
375
00:20:40,073 --> 00:20:43,040
So, what was in that
Chair in irene's apartment?
376
00:20:43,076 --> 00:20:46,043
Ooh, it was a voodoo
Shrine to pete.
377
00:20:46,079 --> 00:20:49,714
Some people's lives
Are so empty and sad.
378
00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:52,717
Yeah, they don't
Have what we have...
379
00:20:52,752 --> 00:20:56,220
Monitors.
380
00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:59,156
Let's go watch the freaks!
381
00:21:07,066 --> 00:21:10,200
Honey, wake up.
382
00:21:10,235 --> 00:21:14,237
Oh... Hey, what did I miss?
383
00:21:14,273 --> 00:21:16,774
Nobody's home.
384
00:21:16,809 --> 00:21:19,142
Where did everybody go?
385
00:21:19,178 --> 00:21:21,579
Ashley: ahem.
386
00:21:25,250 --> 00:21:28,719
Hey, kids.
387
00:21:28,754 --> 00:21:31,488
Is there something you
Want to talk to us about?
388
00:21:31,523 --> 00:21:34,558
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