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Ashley, are you
Ready for some fun?
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Gee, I'd love to, but I'm
Going to a
football game.
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If you've never
been to
A football game before,
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Then how do you
Know you won't like it?
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Well, that's a good
Argument, berg.
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And when my mother used it,
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I vomited broccoli on her lap.
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Pete: all right,
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I just want to remind you guys
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That everything
Is on me... My treat.
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Then can I get a foam
Finger and a leather jacket?
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Hey, guys!
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All ready for the game?
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Oh, yes.
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I just want to remind
You that today is my treat.
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Your money is no good with me.
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You don't have to pay for us.
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Now, now, since pete
Has generously offered
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To pay for the game with
The money that he earned
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From the job that
He
stole from me,
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I say, "Let's bleed
The sucker dry."
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I'm getting a foam finger.
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Ashley, you look really cute!
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Thanks.
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What?
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Well, usually when one
Girl tells another girl
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That she looks cute,
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The other girl then
Says, "So do you."
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All the time?
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Yes.
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But you're dressed like a boy.
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I'm going upstairs to change.
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So, what's with sharon?
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She's been a little on edge
With the wedding plans.
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Oh, how's that going?
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I don't know. Sharon's
Handling the arrangements.
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She's been planning
This since she was 6.
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Can we stop talking
About the wedding?
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Today is not about a wedding.
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Today is about
football...
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It's about
me
Treating
you football.
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It's too bad you're not
Getting married today,
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'cause pete would pay for it.
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This is important to me.
I'm making good money now.
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Money isn't everything.
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That's what people who
Don't make money say.
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Okay. Ready.
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Wow, sharon, I have to say,
That's a really cute outfit.
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Oh. Why, thank you, ashley.
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Okay, I'm changing.
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No! Come on! Come on!
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Hi, pete.
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Hi, irene.
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G-gosh... Gosh, I-I
Haven't seen you since...
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Valentine's day,
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When you humiliated
Me and dumped me.
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Valentine's day...
Look, I'm really sorry.
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Oh, don't be a stupid. You
Don't have to apologize.
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I've done a lot of
Reflecting since then,
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And I realize that I
Was just a big bugaboo.
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Well, here.
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I made you this at the hospital.
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You were at the hospital?
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Did I say "Hospital"?
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Where's my head? I
Meant "Ceramics class."
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Hey, look, guys.
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I can put my marbles in here
To keep from
losing them.
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No, see, it's a
Forgiveness bowl.
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See, whenever you're
Angry at someone,
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You put all your angry in it.
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You just put it in
There... All of it...
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All the hate and the bile
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And the blood-red
Screams from the night!
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Bad voices, bad voices, go away!
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W-well, thank you, irene.
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I-I will cherish
This bowl always.
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Thank you, pete.
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Friends?
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Friends.
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And I'm sorry I was so clingy.
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You weren't that clingy.
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I wasn't?
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Wanna hang out today?
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Uh, you know what?
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I'd love to. I would.
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But we're all going
To the football game.
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Oh, hi, berg!
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Hi, irene.
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Well, some other time, I guess.
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See ya later, woman-hater.
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Oh...
alligator.
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She's ba-a-ck!
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Forget her. Who's
Up for football?
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Hey, you guys, it looks
Like it's gonna rain.
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Okey-dokey. I'm ready to go.
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Whoa. You can't go
Dressed like that.
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Why not?
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'cause it's cold...
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And if you wear that,
Everyone
will know it.
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Come on.
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No one's even gonna
Notice what I'm wearing.
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Right?
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Hmm?
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I'm going upstairs.
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No, no, no, no, no!
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No, come on, sharon.
The game's starting.
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It's really starting to pour.
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I paid for these tickets.
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Don't they give your money
Back when the game's rained out?
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They don't cancel for rain.
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They cancel baseball
For rain. Not football.
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They
cancel tennis
For rain. Not football.
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It's flu season. They don't...
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Cancel... Football
Games... For rain!
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I'm not sitting in the
Rain for three hours.
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Me either.
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This top gets
See-through when it's wet.
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Apparently the
Salesgirl warned her
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At hookers dress for less.
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Fine. You know what?
Just us guys will go.
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Sharon: johnny!
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Pete, looks like I won't
Make it to the game.
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I already have the tickets.
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You could buy us
Tickets to something else.
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How about an art gallery?
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Hey, hey! Who's up
For an art gallery?
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No, seriously, guys... I
Think they're showing
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The works of "Boris tuteers."
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How about a movie?
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But
I'm paying.
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Oh, my god! All
Right. Off course.
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Here, pete, you choose a movie.
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All right. Uh... How
About that one?
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Seen it.
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How about this one? Chick flick.
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I don't wanna go to the movies.
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I wanna spend the day alone.
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But it's my one day off.
Can't I spend it with friends?
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I thought you'd want to
Spend your day off with me.
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I'm with you all the time.
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Jeez!
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How much do you
Think I can take?
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What's that supposed to mean?
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It means that I wanna
See how
much I can take.
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'cause I never
Seem to get enough.
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I wouldn't count on getting
Any
more for a long time.
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No, no, no, no, I'm sorry.
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That came out all wrong.
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What I meant to say was,
sharon looks like a hooker.
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Let's just see the movie
That's playing at the beacon.
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It starts in 20
Minutes, so let's go.
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Please?
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Okay, but I have to change.
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What? What? What?
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This is a football
Outfit, not a movie outfit.
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Man, is she ever obsessed.
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I'll be right back.
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Come on!
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Guys, we're gonna miss the film.
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00:07:07,260 --> 00:07:08,726
Don't worry about it.
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Run ahead, get the
Tickets, and we'll meet you.
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Why didn't
I think of that?
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I mean, you're letting
Me pay for everything.
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The least I can do
Is save your seats.
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Hey... Godspeed.
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Everything okay
With you and ashley?
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Yeah, I think so.
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I gotta hand it
To you, though...
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Letting sharon plan
The whole wedding...
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You're a bigger man than I.
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What are you talking about?
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Aren't you at all curious
About what she's planning?
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You guys don't exactly
Have the same tastes.
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Remember when she
Had you tie the sweater
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Around your shoulders?
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Pete and I still
Laugh about that.
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Okay, let's go. We
Gotta wait for sharon.
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Okay, I'm ready.
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Hey, honey...
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Maybe we should
Discuss the wedding plans.
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No, no, no. It's just
Gonna bore everybody.
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I'd like to know.
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Okay, well, it's gonna be
A very simple ceremony.
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We'll arrive at the church
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In your standard
Horse-drawn carriage.
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Then, as the
Cathedral doors open,
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Three harpists will
Be playing "Ave maria"
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As I'm walking down the aisle
With my 20-foot train of satin,
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Which is trailing
Across the carpet
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Of yellow and pink rose petals.
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You know... Vow
Stuff, picture, picture...
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Sharon... Am
I there?
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I don't remember you...
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I don't recall
You mentioning me.
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Oh, god, I'm sorry!
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Of course you're there, baby.
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You're the one
Signaling the guests
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To release the 200
White turtledoves.
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Hey, bring an umbrella.
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Pretty amazing, huh?
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Honey, I don't think my
Family's gonna understand.
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We have some traditions
That we like to do, too.
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Oh? Like what?
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Um... Well, like
The money dance.
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The... Money dance?
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All the guys take
Turns dancing with you,
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And then they each pin
A dollar to your dress.
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Strangers are
Going to be pinning
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Dirty dollar bills
To my wedding dress?
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There's bound to be a
Couple of 5s in there.
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Ha ha. And then what happens?
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Then you walk around all night
With currency pinned to you.
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What a lovely bride you'll be.
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I really don't think
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We should get involved in this.
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Why not? Don't we do
everything with your friends?
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Would you let up?
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You're like a dog with a bone.
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Did... Did you just
Call me a dog?
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I think that money
Dance sounds stupid!
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00:09:36,976 --> 00:09:39,244
What's
stupid is a
Horse-drawn carriage.
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Don't you think the horse manure
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Is gonna get all tangled
In the string of cans?
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I will no sooner do the
Money dance at my wedding
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Than I will the chicken dance!
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No chicken dance?! What
Kind of wedding is this?
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Pete?
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Irene!
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00:10:02,202 --> 00:10:06,104
Enjoying the "Football game"?
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00:10:08,207 --> 00:10:09,974
It's half time, so...
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Man, this is a good game.
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00:10:20,286 --> 00:10:22,320
Yeah, the patriots look great.
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00:10:22,356 --> 00:10:25,256
It's amazing that it
Can be so rainy here,
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Yet so... Beautiful
At the stadium.
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Do you think I should
Go talk to ashley?
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00:10:33,967 --> 00:10:35,099
No, no.
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I think she just needs
A little time alone.
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Yeah.
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00:10:38,404 --> 00:10:40,372
Why? You think I
Should talk to sharon?
240
00:10:40,407 --> 00:10:42,006
No, she needs to cool off.
241
00:10:46,713 --> 00:10:48,179
Happy? Happy?
242
00:10:48,214 --> 00:10:51,482
See how
stupid this looks?
243
00:10:51,517 --> 00:10:53,017
That is
real nice...
244
00:10:53,053 --> 00:10:55,754
Make fun of my
Family traditions.
245
00:10:55,789 --> 00:10:57,800
I'm not making fun. I'm excited.
246
00:10:57,824 --> 00:11:00,758
Look how pretty I'll look
Doing the chicken dance!
247
00:11:03,596 --> 00:11:06,864
You don't catch me making
Fun of
your wedding plans.
248
00:11:06,899 --> 00:11:08,733
Oh, try, try... I dare you.
249
00:11:08,768 --> 00:11:09,928
Oh, johnny, I got a bunch.
250
00:11:12,005 --> 00:11:14,839
Okay, I don't know
What the hell that is,
251
00:11:14,875 --> 00:11:16,307
But I'm not changing.
252
00:11:16,342 --> 00:11:17,908
Ashley... Sweetheart,
253
00:11:17,944 --> 00:11:20,144
If you're still upset
About the art gallery...
254
00:11:20,180 --> 00:11:21,924
I think we should
Put a cork in it
255
00:11:21,948 --> 00:11:23,748
About the art gallery,
256
00:11:23,784 --> 00:11:25,761
Because I can't go anyway
Since they don't allow
dogs.
257
00:11:25,785 --> 00:11:31,089
Okay, as long as we're
Cool about the art gallery.
258
00:11:33,092 --> 00:11:34,592
Aha!
259
00:11:34,627 --> 00:11:36,828
Oh! Pete, the
Movies... We forgot.
260
00:11:36,863 --> 00:11:38,295
The movies.
261
00:11:38,331 --> 00:11:41,432
I have been stuck down
There in the cold and the rain,
262
00:11:41,467 --> 00:11:43,334
And no one shows up except...
263
00:11:43,369 --> 00:11:46,770
For emotionally unstable
Irene, who, of course, is mad at me
264
00:11:46,806 --> 00:11:49,374
Because I told her
I'd be at the game...
265
00:11:49,409 --> 00:11:52,877
Which is on tv!
266
00:11:52,912 --> 00:11:54,611
It's a great game, too.
267
00:11:54,647 --> 00:11:56,759
So irene and I are sitting
In a sold-out theater
268
00:11:56,783 --> 00:11:58,449
Saving six seats,
269
00:11:58,484 --> 00:12:00,495
And I keep saying to
Her, "Irene, you'll see.
270
00:12:00,519 --> 00:12:02,464
My friends are
Coming. They're coming."
271
00:12:02,488 --> 00:12:04,255
Do you know how stupid I looked?
272
00:12:04,290 --> 00:12:06,758
Have you seen sharon?
273
00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:15,766
I can't believe you guys forgot.
274
00:12:15,802 --> 00:12:18,536
You're a bunch of insensitive,
Self-centered jerks.
275
00:12:18,572 --> 00:12:20,738
Where's irene? I ditched her.
276
00:12:22,509 --> 00:12:24,220
As long as we're
Gonna watch the game,
277
00:12:24,244 --> 00:12:25,610
You might as well have these.
278
00:12:25,645 --> 00:12:26,610
Big foam fingers?
279
00:12:26,646 --> 00:12:29,380
No, I don't have
Big foam fingers.
280
00:12:29,415 --> 00:12:30,815
I have tickets.
281
00:12:30,850 --> 00:12:33,551
Here's yours... Here's yours...
282
00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:35,452
Here's yours and yours.
283
00:12:35,488 --> 00:12:36,921
There you go.
284
00:12:36,956 --> 00:12:38,590
I'm getting a beer.
285
00:12:38,625 --> 00:12:41,191
Hey, everybody, sharon's
Going to the kitchen!
286
00:12:41,227 --> 00:12:43,494
Release the doves!
287
00:12:45,131 --> 00:12:46,664
Wait, milady, wait...
288
00:12:46,700 --> 00:12:50,000
Your pathway of pink
And yellow rose petals.
289
00:12:52,004 --> 00:12:53,904
How long have they been arguing?
290
00:12:53,940 --> 00:12:57,075
Uh, they started a
Couple minutes after us.
291
00:12:57,110 --> 00:12:58,921
Unh-unh. No, no, no, no, no.
292
00:12:58,945 --> 00:13:01,412
I am not gonna sit around
Here and watch you guys fight.
293
00:13:01,447 --> 00:13:03,291
I'm going to get
Something to eat.
294
00:13:03,315 --> 00:13:04,894
I could eat. I'm starving.
295
00:13:04,918 --> 00:13:07,952
Me too. What the
Hell? It's on pete.
296
00:13:07,987 --> 00:13:10,332
I'm not going anywhere with
You if you continue to bicker,
297
00:13:10,356 --> 00:13:11,990
So if you want to come with me,
298
00:13:12,025 --> 00:13:13,569
You're all just gonna
Have to get along.
299
00:13:13,593 --> 00:13:14,792
Yeah.
300
00:13:14,827 --> 00:13:16,794
Well, we've all
Been acting silly.
301
00:13:16,829 --> 00:13:18,429
Not me.
302
00:13:22,201 --> 00:13:24,469
Said the girl wearing the
money.
303
00:13:27,974 --> 00:13:29,874
All right.
304
00:13:29,910 --> 00:13:31,275
Where do we wanna eat?
305
00:13:31,311 --> 00:13:32,843
Anyplace is fine by me.
306
00:13:32,879 --> 00:13:34,812
How about italian?
307
00:13:34,847 --> 00:13:36,213
I had that yesterday.
308
00:13:36,249 --> 00:13:38,215
I can't have that
Two days in a row.
309
00:13:38,251 --> 00:13:41,019
I hardly think beefaroni
Qualifies as italian.
310
00:13:45,425 --> 00:13:47,391
How about deli? Too fatty.
311
00:13:47,426 --> 00:13:48,670
Indian? Too spicy.
312
00:13:48,694 --> 00:13:49,838
Sushi. Too raw.
313
00:13:49,862 --> 00:13:51,329
Stop it!
314
00:13:51,364 --> 00:13:53,130
Just... Stop.
315
00:13:53,166 --> 00:13:54,932
All right. Um...
316
00:13:54,968 --> 00:13:56,779
How about chinese?
We all like chinese.
317
00:13:56,803 --> 00:13:58,013
They serve pork.
318
00:13:58,037 --> 00:14:00,471
I can't stand pork.
319
00:14:00,506 --> 00:14:03,107
I can't have it
Anywhere on the table.
320
00:14:03,142 --> 00:14:06,844
Right. I forgot... They
Don't eat their own.
321
00:14:06,880 --> 00:14:08,946
Excuse me?
322
00:14:08,982 --> 00:14:11,215
Nothing. All right...
323
00:14:11,250 --> 00:14:16,553
Why don't we just get chinese,
And nobody orders pork?
324
00:14:16,589 --> 00:14:18,355
Sounds good.
325
00:14:18,391 --> 00:14:19,901
See? See? How hard was that?
326
00:14:19,925 --> 00:14:21,492
You see how easy things are
327
00:14:21,527 --> 00:14:23,572
When everybody shows
A little consideration?
328
00:14:23,596 --> 00:14:25,062
Pete?
329
00:14:27,266 --> 00:14:28,665
Irene?
330
00:14:28,701 --> 00:14:29,800
Uh-huh.
331
00:14:29,835 --> 00:14:32,937
Um, would you like your
popcorn?
332
00:14:32,972 --> 00:14:34,272
Hey, irene, you know what?
333
00:14:34,307 --> 00:14:35,951
I was just coming to get you.
334
00:14:35,975 --> 00:14:37,719
We're gonna go out
For chinese food.
335
00:14:37,743 --> 00:14:39,143
Why don't you come with us?
336
00:14:39,178 --> 00:14:40,644
Okay, where's the joke?
337
00:14:40,680 --> 00:14:42,980
Because if there's a
Joke at the end of this,
338
00:14:43,016 --> 00:14:44,681
It's not a joke. It's a meanie.
339
00:14:44,717 --> 00:14:46,695
No. No, no. No joke.
340
00:14:46,719 --> 00:14:48,965
We're going to red
Dragon. It'll be fun.
341
00:14:48,989 --> 00:14:50,221
Okay.
342
00:14:50,256 --> 00:14:52,156
Then I'll go feed my
Cats and meet you there.
343
00:14:52,191 --> 00:14:54,002
Okay. Red dragon...
Half an hour.
344
00:14:54,026 --> 00:14:56,027
Did you just say red dragon?
345
00:14:56,062 --> 00:14:58,595
'cause I don't feel
Like chinese food.
346
00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:07,939
This is an amazing game.
347
00:15:07,974 --> 00:15:11,742
Look at all the single
Guys that got to go.
348
00:15:14,147 --> 00:15:15,780
Look at it this way...
349
00:15:15,815 --> 00:15:17,815
At least we're not getting any.
350
00:15:17,851 --> 00:15:19,183
Ha ha ha!
351
00:15:23,223 --> 00:15:24,655
Pizza's here.
352
00:15:26,592 --> 00:15:27,803
How much do I owe ya?
353
00:15:27,827 --> 00:15:30,027
$15. Okay. Pete?
354
00:15:31,998 --> 00:15:34,364
I am starving.
355
00:15:34,400 --> 00:15:37,335
There you go. Thank you.
356
00:15:37,370 --> 00:15:39,303
Deli. Deli.
357
00:15:39,339 --> 00:15:41,338
There you go.
358
00:15:41,373 --> 00:15:43,374
Uh, who had the pasta?
359
00:15:43,409 --> 00:15:44,808
Pasta.
360
00:15:44,844 --> 00:15:47,445
Who ordered chinese?
361
00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:48,745
Oh, I did!
362
00:15:50,083 --> 00:15:52,416
What?
363
00:15:52,451 --> 00:15:54,919
I said I didn't
want it then.
364
00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:56,487
Does anybody have a $5?
365
00:15:56,523 --> 00:15:58,722
That's a loan.
366
00:16:06,900 --> 00:16:07,965
What's that?
367
00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:09,500
Pot sticker.
368
00:16:09,535 --> 00:16:10,501
What kind?
369
00:16:10,537 --> 00:16:11,936
Pork. You want some?
370
00:16:16,676 --> 00:16:17,719
Aaaaah!
371
00:16:17,743 --> 00:16:19,121
Aah! Aah! Aah!
372
00:16:19,145 --> 00:16:20,911
You're eating!
373
00:16:20,947 --> 00:16:23,180
You're
eating food!
374
00:16:23,216 --> 00:16:24,682
I-irene, I can explain.
375
00:16:24,717 --> 00:16:26,617
I just spent the last
Hour saving a table
376
00:16:26,652 --> 00:16:28,052
In a crowded chinese restaurant.
377
00:16:28,087 --> 00:16:29,620
I drank three pots of tea,
378
00:16:29,655 --> 00:16:31,400
But I was afraid to get
Up, go to the bathroom,
379
00:16:31,424 --> 00:16:32,857
For fear I'd
lose the table!
380
00:16:35,128 --> 00:16:37,461
Do you wanna use
our bathroom?
381
00:16:37,496 --> 00:16:39,363
My therapist was right...
382
00:16:39,399 --> 00:16:41,398
Each and every one of them.
383
00:16:41,434 --> 00:16:44,468
You are a selfish, spoiled flake
384
00:16:44,504 --> 00:16:46,771
Who doesn't care
About anyone else!
385
00:16:46,806 --> 00:16:48,205
No, no, no!
386
00:16:48,240 --> 00:16:50,775
That's
these guys!
387
00:16:50,810 --> 00:16:52,576
Pete, we're so sorry...
388
00:16:52,611 --> 00:16:54,978
No, no, no! No talking.
389
00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:56,747
I don't feel like talking.
390
00:16:58,450 --> 00:17:01,819
You know, you've all been
Acting like children all day,
391
00:17:01,855 --> 00:17:03,220
And now somebody got hurt.
392
00:17:03,255 --> 00:17:06,390
I want you to think
very hard about that.
393
00:17:06,425 --> 00:17:08,926
He sure yaps away for a guy
That doesn't feel like talking.
394
00:17:08,962 --> 00:17:10,761
Pete, we'll be good.
395
00:17:10,797 --> 00:17:12,730
Why should I believe you?
396
00:17:12,766 --> 00:17:14,031
Huh?
397
00:17:14,066 --> 00:17:17,668
You know, I was really
Excited about today.
398
00:17:17,704 --> 00:17:19,370
I got a brand-new job,
399
00:17:19,406 --> 00:17:21,650
And I wanted to treat us all
To something really special.
400
00:17:21,674 --> 00:17:23,240
And I kept thinking,
401
00:17:23,276 --> 00:17:25,810
"Why don't we do
This more often?"
402
00:17:25,845 --> 00:17:26,977
You know what?
403
00:17:27,013 --> 00:17:28,279
Now I know.
404
00:17:28,314 --> 00:17:29,947
Just do me a favor.
405
00:17:29,982 --> 00:17:32,916
Just sit here and eat
Your meals in silence.
406
00:17:41,961 --> 00:17:43,727
Oh, for god's sake,
407
00:17:43,762 --> 00:17:46,964
We're trapped in
A room with pork!
408
00:17:46,999 --> 00:17:48,465
It's just chinese food!
409
00:17:48,501 --> 00:17:50,746
Food we could have been
Eating in a restaurant.
410
00:17:50,770 --> 00:17:52,769
Hey, careful how
You talk to my fiancée.
411
00:17:52,805 --> 00:17:55,472
Yeah, or he won't invite
You to the hoedown...
412
00:17:55,508 --> 00:17:57,107
I mean wedding.
413
00:17:57,143 --> 00:17:58,876
None of this would have happened
414
00:17:58,911 --> 00:18:00,990
If you hadn't forced me
To go to a football game.
415
00:18:01,014 --> 00:18:02,191
What's that, ashley?
416
00:18:02,215 --> 00:18:04,526
"Thank you, pete,
For your kindness.
417
00:18:04,550 --> 00:18:06,150
Thank you for dinner."
418
00:18:06,186 --> 00:18:08,252
Mine's cold.
419
00:18:09,822 --> 00:18:12,989
Pete, we're sick of you
Rubbing it in our face...
420
00:18:13,025 --> 00:18:14,592
"Ooh, look how rich I am!
421
00:18:14,627 --> 00:18:16,827
I can take all my friends
To a football game!"
422
00:18:16,863 --> 00:18:19,383
A lot you guys know.
Those tickets were free.
423
00:18:23,136 --> 00:18:24,680
What? What? What?
424
00:18:24,704 --> 00:18:27,024
Some guy gave
Them to me at work.
425
00:18:28,875 --> 00:18:31,909
Oh, wait... What?
I'm the bad guy now?
426
00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:34,011
Great relaxing
Sunday, berg. I'm leaving.
427
00:18:34,046 --> 00:18:36,492
Fine. Fine. Walk out because
I want to spend the day
428
00:18:36,516 --> 00:18:37,693
With my friends.
429
00:18:37,717 --> 00:18:39,216
Yeah,
your friends.
430
00:18:39,252 --> 00:18:41,419
We have to spend all
Day with
your friends.
431
00:18:41,454 --> 00:18:44,154
They're yours, too! Since when?
432
00:18:47,894 --> 00:18:49,660
We're not your friends?
433
00:18:49,696 --> 00:18:51,762
Oh, come on, let's face it.
434
00:18:51,797 --> 00:18:53,797
I'm just the friend-in-law.
435
00:18:53,833 --> 00:18:55,733
I mean,
436
00:18:55,768 --> 00:18:58,736
I wouldn't even be here if I
Weren't attached to berg.
437
00:18:58,771 --> 00:19:00,782
Is that the way you really feel?
438
00:19:00,806 --> 00:19:02,839
No, that is the way
you feel.
439
00:19:02,875 --> 00:19:04,408
It's the way all of you feel.
440
00:19:04,443 --> 00:19:07,310
Nobody ever asks
Me what I want to do,
441
00:19:07,346 --> 00:19:09,580
And pete compares me to swine.
442
00:19:14,053 --> 00:19:15,519
And, sharon, you're...
443
00:19:15,555 --> 00:19:18,221
You're always competing
With the way I dress.
444
00:19:18,257 --> 00:19:21,158
Ashley, have you ever
Had friends before?
445
00:19:21,193 --> 00:19:22,827
That's what friends do.
446
00:19:22,862 --> 00:19:25,207
Well, today didn't
Feel like friendship.
447
00:19:25,231 --> 00:19:28,132
Yeah, like
you have
A point of reference.
448
00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:31,935
What?
449
00:19:31,971 --> 00:19:34,038
This is what friends do.
450
00:19:36,309 --> 00:19:39,577
You guys might have a
Difficult time believing this,
451
00:19:39,612 --> 00:19:43,714
But I have a hard time
Getting close to people.
452
00:19:43,749 --> 00:19:48,719
Well... We're getting close.
453
00:19:55,961 --> 00:19:59,797
Well, thanks, guys... I think.
454
00:19:59,832 --> 00:20:01,698
So, we okay?
455
00:20:01,734 --> 00:20:03,167
No.
456
00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:04,601
Okay.
457
00:20:04,637 --> 00:20:07,471
You know, sharon, in
The spirit of forgiveness,
458
00:20:07,506 --> 00:20:09,773
You don't have to
Do the money dance.
459
00:20:09,808 --> 00:20:12,442
Damn straight I don't!
460
00:20:12,478 --> 00:20:14,044
And I don't have to ride
461
00:20:14,079 --> 00:20:16,480
In a horse-drawn
Carriage, right?
462
00:20:16,516 --> 00:20:18,916
Baby, I thought
We were making up.
463
00:20:18,951 --> 00:20:21,518
This is supposed to
Be my wedding, too.
464
00:20:21,553 --> 00:20:23,254
Well, if you wanted input,
465
00:20:23,289 --> 00:20:25,989
You should have said something
Before I started making plans.
466
00:20:26,025 --> 00:20:28,825
You were 6!
467
00:20:31,164 --> 00:20:34,231
You told me you
Didn't want me to.
468
00:20:34,266 --> 00:20:35,877
I don't actually
Want you to
help,
469
00:20:35,901 --> 00:20:37,100
But I want you to
want to.
470
00:20:37,136 --> 00:20:38,247
I
do want to!
471
00:20:38,271 --> 00:20:42,373
Y... Thank you.
472
00:20:42,408 --> 00:20:44,040
That's all I wanted to hear.
473
00:20:44,076 --> 00:20:46,610
Now stay out of it.
474
00:20:48,347 --> 00:20:50,792
Who's to say that this
Day is a total write-off?
475
00:20:50,816 --> 00:20:53,618
I bet if we hurry we can
Still make a late movie.
476
00:20:53,653 --> 00:20:56,319
Yeah. Finally, we're
Getting out of here.
477
00:20:56,355 --> 00:20:58,489
My treat!
478
00:20:58,524 --> 00:21:00,557
A-are you wearing that?
479
00:21:00,593 --> 00:21:02,059
Yeah.
480
00:21:02,095 --> 00:21:03,460
I-I-I'm gonna change.
481
00:21:10,069 --> 00:21:11,146
Are you sure this is gonna work?
482
00:21:11,170 --> 00:21:12,536
I do it all the time...
483
00:21:12,572 --> 00:21:14,805
Buy half-price
Tickets during the day
484
00:21:14,840 --> 00:21:16,907
For full-price
Showings at night.
485
00:21:16,942 --> 00:21:19,020
He treats me like such a queen.
486
00:21:19,044 --> 00:21:21,812
Nice try, lady. This
Is a matinee ticket.
487
00:21:21,848 --> 00:21:23,714
Berg!
488
00:21:23,750 --> 00:21:25,249
Pete, I'm so embarrassed.
489
00:21:25,284 --> 00:21:27,951
I'll go buy more tickets.
490
00:21:27,987 --> 00:21:30,454
Hi. Um, five, ple...
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