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This is the story of two sisters,
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Jessica Tate
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and Mary Campbell.
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These are the Tates,
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and these are the Campbells,
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and this is...
Soap.
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Now, Jessica, I'm gonna play
a little game with you
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to test your mental capacities.
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Oh!
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Any sevens?
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Go fish.
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Swine.
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Twit.
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Don't tell him what
I've got in my hand,
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you idiot.
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Now, Jessica,
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how many fingers do I have?
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Ten.
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No, I mean
how many am I holding up?
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Uh...
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Jessica, this test only works
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if you look at my hand.
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It's too easy that way.
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You see, it's more
of a challenge
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if I have my eyes closed.
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That's true.
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Okay, here we have this box...
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Mm-hmm.
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And as you can see,
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there are many
different-shaped objects...
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Mm-hmm.
And they all fit into
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their corresponding holes.
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Now, you have 30 seconds
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to put all of the objects
into the correct holes.
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Are you ready?
Mm-hmm.
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Go!
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What now?
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Uh... now, Jess,
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I want you to tell me
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which of these items
doesn't belong with the rest.
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I have no idea.
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I didn't ask you yet.
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Oh, I guess that's why.
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Ace, king, queen, TV Guide.
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Ace.
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Mallu, be quiet!
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Wrong.
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The king of television
is Milton Berle.
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The queen of television
is Lucille Ball.
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You idiot. They're cards.
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Especially Uncle Miltie.
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Oh, this is fun.
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Jessica, you're a delight.
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I love you.
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I wanna spend the rest
of my life taking care of you.
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Well, I hope you have
better games than this to play.
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Jessica, will you marry me?
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Thought you'd just slip
that one on by, eh, fellow?
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Thought I wouldn't
hear you, huh?
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Marry me, Jessica.
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Jessica, Jessica, Jessica.
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I hear your name,
I'm all aflame.
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Round and round I go,
down and down I go.
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Please.
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Jessica, please marry me.
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Boys.
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Easy for you to say.
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Get away from her, Mallu.
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We'll go away,
just the two of us.
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We'll marry, have a family.
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She has a family.
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We'll have small animals.
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We'll adopt.
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Don't pay any attention
to these lunatics, Jess.
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I'm your husband.
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I'm the one you should marry.
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You can't propose to her,
you idiot.
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You're already married to her.
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Yes, but she threw me out
of the house,
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I think. Did you?
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I did.
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See?
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What do you say, Jess?
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Jessica, I can give you love.
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I've never stopped loving you,
Jess.
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Your husband can't get a job.
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He's got a record.
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Mallu wears a rug.
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Did you know that?
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You'll stoop to anything,
won't you, Tate?
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I hate you.
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I hate you.
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Double, double, double.
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Boys.
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Get off the floor.
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And get him up too.
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Now, listen to me.
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I love you all,
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but I can't marry all of you.
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Yes, you can.
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I have some very influential
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Mormon friends.
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I don't want to marry anyone.
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Listen, when I died,
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I had a lot of time
to think about my life,
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and I decided then and there
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if I ever got a chance
to live again,
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I was going to do
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a few things differently,
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and one of the differences
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would be that none of you
would be with me.
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So that's your final decision?
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Yes.
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Are you sure?
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Quite sure.
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I'm sorry, but this is my life.
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You see, you'll never be able
to understand
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what happened to me,
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but I'm never going to be
the same as I was.
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I liked myself before,
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but now I like myself
even better.
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So if you'll excuse me,
gentlemen,
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I'd like to take a stroll
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down the hall.
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Ta.
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I got the solution!
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We tell Tibbs,
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go ahead and publish
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those pictures of you and me
and the six naked women.
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That's a solution?
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Yeah... because nobody's gonna
see the newspapers.
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You and me will buy them all up.
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You mean you and me
will go all over town
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putting quarters
in the vending machines,
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then go to every liquor store,
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every drug store,
every grocery store?
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I didn't say it would be easy.
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I've got the solution.
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What?
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We fold.
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Perkins, cancel that APB
we got out on Tibbs.
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That's it.
You heard me.
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I can't stand
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knuckling under like this.
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Oh, no? Yeah?
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What about
your mother and Polly?
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Can we let them look
at that kind of filth?
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Give me that.
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Okay, okay.
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I guess not,
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but if we give in,
we'll be in Tibbs' pocket.
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Hi.
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Is this a bad time?
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Well, not that it's ever really
a good time for a sheriff.
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Crime never sleeps.
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But this is as good a time
as any, so hello.
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Hiya, Burt.
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Danny, do you think
we could talk a minute?
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Oh, my God.
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Has this got anything to do
with me and six naked women?
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Oh, listen, I'm gonna
leave you two alone here
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to talk.
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I have some crime to stop.
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Hey.
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I'm glad you came by.
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Thanks.
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Oh, boy, this is really hard.
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What?
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I'm not gonna marry you, Danny.
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Okay... Okay.
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Okay, so we won't get
married now.
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We'll just keep living together,
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and when we're ready,
we'll get...
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No.
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No?
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No.
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What are you saying, Polly?
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What, Polly?
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I'm not in love with you, Danny.
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You're not in love with me?
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I love you.
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I love you a lot,
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but I'm not in love with you,
Danny.
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There's a difference.
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Yeah. Yeah, I know that.
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I know there's a difference,
love and in love, yeah.
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There's a difference,
but, Polly...
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Danny, see, when I met you,
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I had just lost someone
that I was in love with,
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and you were kind and loving
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and wonderful,
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and I needed you
to fill that emptiness,
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and I think that I confused that
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with falling in love with you.
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I can't believe
you're saying this to me.
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And I'm really sorry, Danny.
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I guess I just wasn't ready,
and I didn't realize it
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until I thought about
the two of us getting married.
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I'm sorry, Danny.
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I'm really, really sorry.
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Listen, it's, uh...
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It's better.
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Better?
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Yeah, yeah.
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See, I don't know
how ready I really am.
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I was...
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I was having second thoughts
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about the whole thing.
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I was just saying to Burt
before you came in here,
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"Burt, I don't know
if I wanna marry Polly."
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It's exactly what we were saying
when you came in.
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Small world, huh?
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Yeah, so, listen,
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I'll finish up here,
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and I'll come home and...
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To the house.
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And pack up my stuff and go.
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I'll always care about you,
Danny.
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Well, then, I'll see you later.
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Ma?
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Oh, hi, darling.
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Come in.
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I didn't wake you, did I?
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Oh, no, Corinne.
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I don't sleep here.
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It's too dangerous.
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The woman in 412 fell asleep
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and woke up
without a gallbladder.
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See, they were supposed to take
421's gallbladder,
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but they took 412 by mistake,
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and then they took 421's spleen
instead of 412,
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and when I closed my eyes
to take a nap,
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they took my Jell-O.
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So you can forget
about sleeping here.
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Oh, thank you.
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How are you?
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Okay.
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I know what happened with Dutch.
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Ah, what can you do?
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So how do you feel?
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Not great.
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Well, I am not going
to tell you something like,
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"There are plenty of fish
in the sea,"
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because when Daddy and I
split up,
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someone told me that,
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and I sat around a whole day,
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wondering why
she thought seafood would help.
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So I am not going to
tell you that,
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but I will tell you one thing.
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No matter how terrible
you feel now,
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you'll feel better.
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I know.
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Ma, I've decided
to go to California.
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Oh, that's nice. A trip
will be good for you.
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To live.
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To live?
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Yeah.
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Oh, Corinne,
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you do not want
to live in California.
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It's grotesque.
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Corinne, they have earthquakes
and fires and mudslides
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and crazy people.
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I have to get away, Ma.
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But so far?
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I'll call you all the time.
I promise.
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Oh, I hate long-distance calls,
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because it makes you sound
so close
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when you're really not.
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You know
that phone company commercial
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that says,
"Reach out and touch someone?"
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Well, you hang up the phone,
and there's no one there.
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So depressing.
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00:12:01,987 --> 00:12:04,489
I hate it.
It makes me feel so sad.
274
00:12:04,490 --> 00:12:06,224
So you'll call every day?
275
00:12:06,225 --> 00:12:07,659
Ma, I'll call, and I'll write,
276
00:12:07,660 --> 00:12:09,661
and I'll send pictures
of the baby,
277
00:12:09,662 --> 00:12:11,162
and I'll come home for holidays.
278
00:12:11,163 --> 00:12:12,097
And birthdays.
279
00:12:12,098 --> 00:12:13,032
Whose?
280
00:12:13,033 --> 00:12:14,566
Everyone's.
281
00:12:14,567 --> 00:12:16,468
Ma.
282
00:12:16,469 --> 00:12:20,238
This is very hard for me,
Corinne.
283
00:12:20,239 --> 00:12:23,108
It's hard for me to go.
284
00:12:23,109 --> 00:12:24,043
I'm scared.
285
00:12:24,044 --> 00:12:26,044
I know.
286
00:12:26,045 --> 00:12:28,546
I was terrified
when I left home,
287
00:12:28,547 --> 00:12:30,982
and I only moved
two blocks away.
288
00:12:30,983 --> 00:12:33,485
But you'll do just fine.
289
00:12:33,486 --> 00:12:34,986
You're the spunky one.
290
00:12:34,987 --> 00:12:36,988
You inherited my spunk.
291
00:12:36,989 --> 00:12:39,491
You got Daddy's eyes
and my spunk.
292
00:12:39,492 --> 00:12:40,893
But I'm adopted.
293
00:12:42,895 --> 00:12:44,863
I see.
294
00:12:49,769 --> 00:12:51,770
Then you inherited it
after birth.
295
00:12:51,771 --> 00:12:53,204
It happens all the time,
Corinne.
296
00:12:53,205 --> 00:12:54,773
My goodness, I was an adult
297
00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:58,710
before I inherited
my mother's furniture.
298
00:12:58,711 --> 00:13:01,647
I'm gonna miss you, Ma.
299
00:13:03,582 --> 00:13:06,084
You know what's funny?
300
00:13:06,085 --> 00:13:08,486
I have been preparing
for this moment
301
00:13:08,487 --> 00:13:11,956
since the day
you took your first step,
302
00:13:11,957 --> 00:13:14,425
and I'm not prepared at all.
303
00:13:14,426 --> 00:13:16,427
But I'll call,
and I'll write so much, you...
304
00:13:16,428 --> 00:13:18,897
You'll hear more from me
than when I'm home.
305
00:13:18,898 --> 00:13:23,268
Won't be the same,
because, you know,
306
00:13:23,269 --> 00:13:25,637
when a child leaves home,
307
00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:28,273
that child is gone for good.
308
00:13:29,275 --> 00:13:30,642
And when they're little,
309
00:13:30,643 --> 00:13:33,878
and they let go of your hand...
310
00:13:33,879 --> 00:13:36,248
they never take it again.
311
00:13:37,683 --> 00:13:41,619
But that's the way
it's gotta be.
312
00:13:41,620 --> 00:13:44,589
That's called growing up.
313
00:13:44,590 --> 00:13:47,392
It's just that
a lot of the growing pains
314
00:13:47,393 --> 00:13:49,328
are felt by the parents.
315
00:13:52,097 --> 00:13:54,065
I love you, Ma.
316
00:13:56,101 --> 00:13:59,070
I know.
317
00:13:59,071 --> 00:14:01,072
I love you too.
318
00:14:01,073 --> 00:14:02,507
I know.
319
00:14:04,510 --> 00:14:10,382
Well... I guess
I'd better go now.
320
00:14:15,387 --> 00:14:17,822
Goodbye, Ma.
321
00:14:19,825 --> 00:14:21,760
Goodbye.
322
00:14:25,664 --> 00:14:27,098
My little girl.
323
00:15:04,103 --> 00:15:05,603
Danny, we've been through this
324
00:15:05,604 --> 00:15:06,604
a hundred times.
325
00:15:06,605 --> 00:15:08,106
If we stand up to Tibbs,
326
00:15:08,107 --> 00:15:11,009
and those pictures
get published, we're through,
327
00:15:11,010 --> 00:15:13,945
and if we're through, we can't
legally bring Tibbs in for anything,
328
00:15:13,946 --> 00:15:15,446
because we won't be the law
anymore.
329
00:15:15,447 --> 00:15:17,448
He'll find some yes man,
make him sheriff.
330
00:15:17,449 --> 00:15:18,449
He'll do anything he wants.
331
00:15:18,450 --> 00:15:19,851
If we give in,
332
00:15:19,852 --> 00:15:21,319
at least we stay in office.
333
00:15:21,320 --> 00:15:23,321
We can solve some
of the problems in this city.
334
00:15:23,322 --> 00:15:25,323
Maybe we can't touch Tibbs,
but at least that.
335
00:15:25,324 --> 00:15:26,824
We gotta give in, Dan.
336
00:15:26,825 --> 00:15:28,293
Do you know what I'm saying?
337
00:15:30,162 --> 00:15:31,162
I'm sorry, Burt.
338
00:15:31,163 --> 00:15:32,097
I wasn't listening.
339
00:15:32,097 --> 00:15:33,097
What did you say?
340
00:15:38,370 --> 00:15:39,370
Never mind, Dan.
341
00:15:39,371 --> 00:15:42,874
I'm dead, Burt.
342
00:15:42,875 --> 00:15:44,375
I'm dead from the waist up.
343
00:15:44,376 --> 00:15:47,812
It's hard to hear
when your brain has passed away.
344
00:15:47,813 --> 00:15:51,649
Nobody knows that better
than you, Dan.
345
00:15:51,650 --> 00:15:55,053
When she left me, I died.
346
00:15:55,054 --> 00:15:56,955
I got nothing
to not be dead for.
347
00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:57,956
Look, Danny, I'm sorry.
348
00:15:57,957 --> 00:15:59,457
Come on, I know you feel bad,
349
00:15:59,458 --> 00:16:00,458
and I feel lousy too,
350
00:16:00,459 --> 00:16:02,961
but we can't let your mother
know how we feel.
351
00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:04,963
She needs our support now.
352
00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:06,965
Okay. Okay, Burt,
don't worry about me.
353
00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:08,866
I'm gonna be cheery.
354
00:16:08,867 --> 00:16:11,336
I'm gonna be pleasant and merry.
355
00:16:11,337 --> 00:16:14,305
Attaguy.
356
00:16:14,306 --> 00:16:16,808
♪ I'm gonna live Till I die ♪
357
00:16:16,809 --> 00:16:19,811
♪ I'm gonna laugh Till I cry ♪
358
00:16:22,314 --> 00:16:25,316
This is a wonderful,
wonderful day.
359
00:16:25,317 --> 00:16:28,319
Whoo.
360
00:16:28,320 --> 00:16:29,320
He's loaded.
361
00:16:29,321 --> 00:16:31,323
He drank a whole
bottle of Chivas.
362
00:16:33,158 --> 00:16:34,158
I am so glad
363
00:16:34,159 --> 00:16:36,160
we got our little
bitty baby back.
364
00:16:36,161 --> 00:16:38,162
Our little...
Little...
365
00:16:38,163 --> 00:16:41,666
Wendy-Wendy-Wendy-
Wendy-Wendy...
366
00:16:41,667 --> 00:16:44,168
And we got another
little bitty...
367
00:16:44,169 --> 00:16:46,671
Little bitty baby too.
368
00:16:46,672 --> 00:16:50,174
Our little...
Our little...
369
00:16:50,175 --> 00:16:52,677
Uh, what's his name?
370
00:16:52,678 --> 00:16:53,678
Bob.
371
00:16:53,679 --> 00:16:56,180
Bob, yeah.
372
00:16:56,181 --> 00:17:00,118
Bob? You named him
after me?
373
00:17:00,119 --> 00:17:03,121
Oh, what
a wonderful name. Bob.
374
00:17:03,122 --> 00:17:04,622
You guys are just wonderful,
375
00:17:04,623 --> 00:17:06,090
wonderful.
376
00:17:06,091 --> 00:17:08,026
Bob, the baby's name is Scott.
377
00:17:09,995 --> 00:17:12,964
Scott?
378
00:17:12,965 --> 00:17:15,967
What the hell
kind of name is Scott?
379
00:17:15,968 --> 00:17:17,835
It happens he was named after
380
00:17:17,836 --> 00:17:19,303
my great-grandfather.
381
00:17:19,304 --> 00:17:20,304
No kidding.
382
00:17:20,305 --> 00:17:21,306
What was his name?
383
00:17:27,246 --> 00:17:29,247
Danny, help me
with the camera, will you, please?
384
00:17:29,248 --> 00:17:30,748
Okay, okay.
385
00:17:30,749 --> 00:17:32,250
I'll get a sound check
on this thing.
386
00:17:32,251 --> 00:17:34,252
Chuck, give me a little voice,
would you?
387
00:17:34,253 --> 00:17:36,254
Oh, yeah. Testing,
one, two, three.
388
00:17:36,255 --> 00:17:37,755
Testing.
389
00:17:37,756 --> 00:17:38,756
Okay, good.
390
00:17:38,757 --> 00:17:40,758
Everything's coming through
loud and clear.
391
00:17:40,759 --> 00:17:43,628
Danny, this isn't
the sound camera.
392
00:17:43,629 --> 00:17:46,064
That's funny.
393
00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:48,499
I heard every word.
394
00:17:48,500 --> 00:17:51,936
You know, sometimes
he's really frightening.
395
00:17:51,937 --> 00:17:54,439
Please, now, listen.
You gotta remember this.
396
00:17:54,440 --> 00:17:55,940
This is a party. This is
a welcome home party
397
00:17:55,941 --> 00:17:58,443
for your mother and Wendy
and Scott and everybody.
398
00:17:58,444 --> 00:17:59,444
Not one word about Tibbs.
399
00:17:59,445 --> 00:18:00,945
Who's Tibbs?
400
00:18:00,946 --> 00:18:02,947
Never mind. Nobody.
401
00:18:02,948 --> 00:18:03,948
My love has left me.
402
00:18:03,949 --> 00:18:05,450
My life is over.
403
00:18:05,451 --> 00:18:07,952
I'm gonna worry about Tibbs?
404
00:18:07,953 --> 00:18:09,454
That's good.
405
00:18:09,455 --> 00:18:11,956
Let's just keep up
that party spirit.
406
00:18:11,957 --> 00:18:14,725
She doesn't love me anymore,
Chuck.
407
00:18:14,726 --> 00:18:16,594
Hey, I'm sorry, Dan.
408
00:18:16,595 --> 00:18:18,096
Oh, she loves me.
409
00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:19,097
She's not in love with me.
410
00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:20,098
You know what I mean?
411
00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:21,099
Exactly.
412
00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:25,570
The thing is, who cares?
413
00:18:25,571 --> 00:18:27,572
Hey, guys? Guys?
414
00:18:27,573 --> 00:18:29,574
You will never, ever guess
415
00:18:29,575 --> 00:18:30,576
what Wendy did before.
416
00:18:36,048 --> 00:18:37,449
Give up?
417
00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:40,418
What's the matter
with everybody?
418
00:18:40,419 --> 00:18:41,919
Oh, hey, no, Jodie, no, what?
419
00:18:41,920 --> 00:18:43,921
We're fine, Danny, right?
Everything's really...
420
00:18:43,922 --> 00:18:45,923
It's okay.
Yeah, yeah, listen, it's...
421
00:18:45,924 --> 00:18:47,425
It's not what you think.
422
00:18:47,426 --> 00:18:48,426
No one's being blackmailed
423
00:18:48,427 --> 00:18:50,862
or considering suicide.
424
00:18:50,863 --> 00:18:53,831
Good. I was concerned.
425
00:18:53,832 --> 00:18:56,300
Jodie, come here.
426
00:18:56,301 --> 00:18:58,302
Listen, I-I'm so glad
427
00:18:58,303 --> 00:19:00,771
that our little bitty baby
is back.
428
00:19:00,772 --> 00:19:02,707
Our little...
429
00:19:02,708 --> 00:19:03,708
Our little...
430
00:19:03,709 --> 00:19:04,709
There he goes.
431
00:19:04,710 --> 00:19:07,011
Wendy-Wendy-Wendy-Wendy.
432
00:19:07,012 --> 00:19:08,579
I mean, just think,
433
00:19:08,580 --> 00:19:11,082
we got us another
little bitty baby too.
434
00:19:11,083 --> 00:19:14,986
I'm so very happy.
435
00:19:14,987 --> 00:19:17,488
I'm glad.
436
00:19:17,489 --> 00:19:19,490
Tomorrow, I drown myself.
437
00:19:19,491 --> 00:19:20,491
Danny, Danny...
438
00:19:20,492 --> 00:19:22,493
What is wrong with everybody?
439
00:19:22,494 --> 00:19:23,995
Nothing, nothing.
440
00:19:23,996 --> 00:19:24,996
Hi.
441
00:19:24,997 --> 00:19:26,497
Hey, Mare.
Look, Danny, look.
442
00:19:26,498 --> 00:19:28,499
Your Mom. Mom's here.
443
00:19:28,500 --> 00:19:29,500
Hi, Mom.
444
00:19:29,501 --> 00:19:30,501
Happy to see me?
445
00:19:30,502 --> 00:19:33,004
Happy isn't the word.
446
00:19:33,005 --> 00:19:35,506
Nuts is closer.
447
00:19:35,507 --> 00:19:37,975
He just woke up.
448
00:19:37,976 --> 00:19:40,478
Oh, Scotty, Scotty.
449
00:19:40,479 --> 00:19:41,979
Mare, Mare, stay right there.
450
00:19:41,980 --> 00:19:43,481
We'll get a picture right away.
451
00:19:43,482 --> 00:19:44,482
Okay, here we go.
452
00:19:44,483 --> 00:19:46,984
And... all right,
action.
453
00:19:52,658 --> 00:19:53,658
This is a movie camera.
454
00:19:53,659 --> 00:19:55,159
You got to move a little bit.
455
00:19:55,160 --> 00:19:57,495
Oh, Burt, isn't this wonderful?
456
00:19:57,496 --> 00:19:59,931
Isn't this the happiest day
of your life?
457
00:19:59,932 --> 00:20:00,932
The happiest, Mare.
458
00:20:00,933 --> 00:20:02,934
There's no doubt about it,
right, Danny?
459
00:20:02,935 --> 00:20:04,936
Hey, it's great, terrific.
460
00:20:04,937 --> 00:20:06,837
Tomorrow, I take poison.
461
00:20:08,273 --> 00:20:10,274
Oh, there's Wendy.
She's up.
462
00:20:10,275 --> 00:20:11,742
Let's take a picture
with both babies.
463
00:20:11,743 --> 00:20:13,244
Okay.
464
00:20:13,245 --> 00:20:15,246
The queen has arisen.
465
00:20:15,247 --> 00:20:16,748
Well, you'd know.
466
00:20:21,186 --> 00:20:23,521
This is great stuff.
This is all great stuff.
467
00:20:23,522 --> 00:20:26,390
Danny, get in there.
Come on. Get in.
468
00:20:26,391 --> 00:20:28,392
Mare, go over underneath
the sign over here.
469
00:20:28,393 --> 00:20:30,895
Easy.
470
00:20:30,896 --> 00:20:31,896
Oh, that's great.
471
00:20:31,897 --> 00:20:32,897
That's terrific.
472
00:20:32,898 --> 00:20:33,899
Now, now smile.
473
00:20:35,367 --> 00:20:36,867
Smile, Danny, smile.
474
00:20:36,868 --> 00:20:37,868
I am smiling.
475
00:20:38,870 --> 00:20:40,371
All right, wait.
476
00:20:40,372 --> 00:20:41,873
Cut. Cut.
477
00:20:43,875 --> 00:20:46,877
Hello?
478
00:20:46,878 --> 00:20:48,379
It's, uh, what's-his-name
here.
479
00:20:49,881 --> 00:20:51,883
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
we received them.
480
00:20:53,885 --> 00:20:55,886
Well, the ball
is sort of in your court now,
481
00:20:55,887 --> 00:20:56,887
don't you think?
482
00:20:56,888 --> 00:20:58,389
Who's he talking to?
483
00:20:58,390 --> 00:21:01,326
Bjorn Borg.
484
00:21:03,729 --> 00:21:04,730
What?
485
00:21:06,231 --> 00:21:09,200
Hey, what is...
486
00:21:09,201 --> 00:21:10,201
What am I doing?
487
00:21:10,202 --> 00:21:11,702
What am I doing here?
488
00:21:11,703 --> 00:21:14,205
Listen, you little creep.
489
00:21:14,206 --> 00:21:15,206
Go ahead and publish them.
490
00:21:15,207 --> 00:21:16,207
Yeah, no, hey,
491
00:21:16,208 --> 00:21:18,209
I know exactly
what I'm saying here.
492
00:21:18,210 --> 00:21:20,711
I'm sick and tired
of honest people like us
493
00:21:20,712 --> 00:21:22,213
knuckling under
to filth like you.
494
00:21:22,214 --> 00:21:24,215
Yeah, that's the final word.
495
00:21:24,216 --> 00:21:25,216
No, wait.
496
00:21:25,217 --> 00:21:27,718
I got a lot more
to say to you, pal.
497
00:21:47,506 --> 00:21:48,506
Wrong number.
498
00:21:50,909 --> 00:21:51,909
Burt.
499
00:21:51,910 --> 00:21:53,411
Mare, please,
now, don't ask, okay?
500
00:21:53,412 --> 00:21:54,912
Now, it's...
It's police work.
501
00:21:54,913 --> 00:21:56,414
There's no problem.
502
00:21:56,415 --> 00:21:57,915
It's just that
it's very top-secret.
503
00:21:57,916 --> 00:21:59,417
Isn't that right, Dan?
Right.
504
00:21:59,418 --> 00:22:00,918
Danny, what's going on?
505
00:22:00,919 --> 00:22:02,420
Truth, Ma.
506
00:22:02,421 --> 00:22:04,355
The moment of truth is here.
507
00:22:04,356 --> 00:22:07,291
Nothing else matters anymore.
508
00:22:07,292 --> 00:22:09,794
I gotta meet
the enemy head-on,
509
00:22:09,795 --> 00:22:11,295
one to one.
510
00:22:11,296 --> 00:22:13,698
My life is fighting crime now.
511
00:22:13,699 --> 00:22:15,032
I gotta make the world safe
512
00:22:15,033 --> 00:22:18,403
for little people like this.
513
00:22:19,871 --> 00:22:21,305
Ma! Burt!
514
00:22:21,306 --> 00:22:22,306
Okay, let's go.
515
00:22:22,307 --> 00:22:23,307
Come ahead.
516
00:22:23,308 --> 00:22:25,810
Okay. Action!
517
00:22:29,147 --> 00:22:30,614
Jodie, what is it?
518
00:22:30,615 --> 00:22:32,550
Wendy's been kidnapped.
519
00:22:32,551 --> 00:22:33,551
What?
520
00:22:37,989 --> 00:22:40,491
Oh, my God.
521
00:22:49,167 --> 00:22:51,736
Now that Polly has left Danny for good,
522
00:22:51,737 --> 00:22:54,138
will Danny assume she doesn'twanna see him anymore?
523
00:22:54,139 --> 00:22:55,639
Now that Corinne'sleft home for good,
524
00:22:55,640 --> 00:22:58,109
will she find happinessin California?
525
00:22:58,110 --> 00:22:59,577
Or at least a terrific deli?
526
00:22:59,578 --> 00:23:01,078
Since Jessica has told the guys
527
00:23:01,079 --> 00:23:02,580
none of them can be with her,
528
00:23:02,581 --> 00:23:04,582
will they continueto play cards together?
529
00:23:04,583 --> 00:23:07,084
Will Tibbs publishthe naked pictures of Burt and Danny,
530
00:23:07,085 --> 00:23:08,085
and if so,
531
00:23:08,086 --> 00:23:10,087
will they be availablein wallet size?
532
00:23:10,088 --> 00:23:11,589
And who kidnapped Wendy,
533
00:23:11,590 --> 00:23:12,590
and why?
534
00:23:12,591 --> 00:23:14,091
These questions and many others
535
00:23:14,092 --> 00:23:17,929
will be answeredin the next episode of... Soap.
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