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(bell rings)
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♪ When I wake up in the morning
and the alarm gives out a warning ♪
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♪ I don't think I'll ever
make it on time ♪
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♪ By the time I grab my books
and I give myself a look ♪
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♪ I'm at the corner just in time
to see the bus fly by ♪
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♪ It's all right ♪
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♪ 'Cause I'm saved by the bell ♪
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♪ If the teacher pops a test
I know I'm in a mess ♪
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♪ And my dog ate
all my homework last night ♪
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♪ Ridin' low on my chair,
she won't know that I'm there ♪
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♪ If I can hand it in tomorrow
it will be all right ♪
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♪ It's all right ♪
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♪ 'Cause I'm saved by the bell... ♪
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♪ It's all right,
'cause I'm saved by the-- ♪
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♪ It's all right, 'cause I'm saved
by the-- ♪
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♪ It's all right,
'cause I'm saved by the bell ♪
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(doorbell rings)
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(doorbell rings)
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Coming.
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Hey, Screech.
I cannot believe your parents
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are really leaving us
with the house for four days.
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It's a dream come true.
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Really? I usually dream
that I'm on "Gilligan's Island"...
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surrounded by beautiful girls,
but none of them talk to me.
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Let me tell you, that's not
a dream, that's your life.
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(horn honking)
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Mom, hurry up!
Dad's freaking out!
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Woman: I'm coming!
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Oh, oh! Zachary, be careful
with the King!
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Elvis is not a toy.
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I'd just die if anything
happened to it.
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Mrs. Powers,
I hope you and Mr. Powers
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have a wonderful
anniversary at Graceland.
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- Where are you staying?
- Heartbreak Hotel.
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Where else?
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Don't worry about a thing.
Just enjoy yourself.
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Thank you, Zachary.
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I'm just so glad my Samuel
has a friend as trustworthy as you.
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Thank you.
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Well, bye, Mom. Don't forget
my Elvis slippers, size 11.
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My little man is all grown up.
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(horn honking)
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I almost forgot!
Hound Dog.
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(whistles)
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Mommy almost left
without saying goodbye.
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Now, I want you boys
to have fun.
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Oh yeah, one more thing --
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here are
a few little house rules.
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All right.
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But rule 136 says no girls.
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Rule 137 says no party.
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- Screech--
- Just leave him alone.
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So we can't have a party, big deal.
But we can still have some fun.
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We'll do, you know, guy stuff.
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Yeah, it'll be great!
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We'll rip phone books in two,
and burp as loud as we want!
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There you go, Screech!
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Hi, guys. Let's all go
to the movies tonight.
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Sorry, girls.
It's guys' night in.
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Yup, men doing men things.
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And no-ooo babes!
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Well, excu-use us.
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Oh no, guys,
Violet just waved at me!
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- What do I do?!
- Hey, here she comes.
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Stop drooling,
you don't want her to slip.
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Hi, Samuel.
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I really enjoyed your presentation
in biology yesterday.
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Well, I've always loved
the mating habits of worms.
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Goodness gracious, Samuel!
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Are you all right there?
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Violet Ann Bickerstaff!
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Hi, Maxwell. I was just --
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I buy this you gold-plated
pocket protector
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and I find you conversing
with another man?
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Screech, I think Violet
has the hots for you.
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Why would she want me?
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She's dating the richest,
most powerful dork at Bayside.
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And the biggest creep,
the way he treats her.
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- Yeah.
- Just remember you're my squaw,
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and that means you don't
talk to any hunk but me, huh?
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Gee, if she were my girl,
I'd let her talk
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to any geek she wanted to.
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All right, Maxwell, you listen
and you listen good.
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Violet is a woman
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and deserves
to be treated with respect.
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I know exactly what you need.
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You tell him, honey.
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Guess what?
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Violet broke up with Maxwell.
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Yeah, I just dumped the dweeb.
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I was tired of being treated
as a nerd ornament.
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Well, good for you.
You deserve someone better.
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Someone like--
hey, what about Screech?
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You mean, Samuel Powers?
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Oh, he's so dreamy.
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But why would he want me?
He could have any girl he wants.
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We have just entered
"The Twilight Zone."
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Violet, why don't you come
to the movies with us?
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Yeah, and if we hurry,
we can all catch the 8:00 show.
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I'd rather find out what Zack,
Screech, and Slater are up to.
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They said they were
gonna do men things,
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whatever that means.
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My brothers see
who can burp the loudest.
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My youngest brother
can say his full name,
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Kenny Leonard Kapowski,
in one burp.
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(snorting)
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You know, I'd love to know what
guys do when we're not around.
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You mean,
besides talking about babes?
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Are you thinking
what I'm thinking?
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(lip-synching)
♪ Ba-Ba-Ba, Ba-Barbara Ann ♪
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Both: ♪ Ba-Ba-Ba,
Ba-Barbara Ann ♪
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♪ Ba-Ba-Ba,
Ba-Barbara Ann ♪
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♪ Barbara Ann ♪
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♪ Oh, take my hand ♪
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♪ Barbara Ann... ♪
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♪ You got me rocking and rolling,
rocking and reeling ♪
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♪ Barbara Ann,
Ba-Ba-Ba, Ba-Barbara Ann ♪
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♪ You got me rocking and rolling,
rocking and reeling ♪
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♪ Barbara Ann
Ba-Ba-Ba, Ba-Barbara Ann! ♪
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(cheering)
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- What are you guys doing here?
- Watching you dance, bubba.
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Come on, you guys got
to get out of here.
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Hi, Samuel.
I really loved your dancing.
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Yes, we loved how you all moved.
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- Oh, yes.
- Right, girls?
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- ♪ Ba-Ba-Ba, Ba-Barbara Ann ♪
- Screech: Come on, watch out.
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♪ Ba-Ba-Ba, Ba-Barbara Ann... ♪
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Looks like the King is dead...
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- (guitar strums)
- ...again.
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Hey, come on, Screech, wake up.
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Come on, Screech,
it's just a stupid Elvis statue.
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- How important could that be?
- Lisa, you don't understand.
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My mom said she'd die
if anything ever happened to it.
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- Hello, Samuel.
- Mom, you're back.
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So, what's different about you?
Did you shave your eyebrows?
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I told you I'd die if anything
happened to my Elvis statue.
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When the King hit the floor,
I bit the big one.
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It was an accident, Mom.
I'm sorry.
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I forgive you, Samuel.
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But now your gonna
have to apologize to him.
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Thank you.
Thank you very much.
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Is this the boy
who got you all shook up, uh-huh?
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Now, Elvis, don't be cruel.
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I forgive you, little fella,
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but the damage is already done.
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We gotta be going now, Roberta.
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I'm giving a concert for my mama
at the Pearly Gates.
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I'm singing live, if you'll
pardon the expression.
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Both: Uh-huh.
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Goodbye, Samuel.
And say goodbye to Hound Dog.
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I'm sorry, Mom.
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It was an accident.
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- It was an accident.
- Screech, come on, don't worry.
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- We'll get another statue.
- Yeah, right.
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Where are we gonna buy another one
before my mom gets home?
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Honey, if it's for sale,
I'll find it.
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Samuel, I'm truly sorry
about last night,
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and I'll understand if you never
want to speak to me again.
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It wasn't your fault, Violet.
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That's so sweet of you!
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(snorting)
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You're not like Maxwell at all.
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I'm so glad we broke up.
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You broke up?!
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I mean, gee, too bad.
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Lisa's the name,
shopping's the game.
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- Please, no applause.
- She found the Elvis statue!
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Great! Where is it?
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Still in the store.
It costs 250 bucks.
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Where are we gonna get $250?
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We need to find
somebody rich and quick.
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Violet Ann Bickerstaff!
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Snap all you want, Maxwell.
I-- I am no longer your possession.
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You blew it, babe.
Don't try crawling back.
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Ohh! I wish someone would
teach him a lesson.
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We're gonna teach him
a lesson, all right.
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A $250 lesson.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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the name of the game
is Five-card Stud.
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Some say they named it after me.
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Hey, Maxwell, are you sure
you've never played poker before?
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Well, maybe once
or twice with my mommy.
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Full house,
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read 'em and weep.
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What?
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You're too hot, Nerdstrom.
I'm out.
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Me, too.
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Well, here's a buck, babe,
just for being beautiful.
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And here's a dirty look
just for being alive.
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(Hound Dog barks)
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Sounds like Hound Dog
wants to come in.
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I'll go with you,
I love animals.
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Obviously.
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Zack, you can stop
letting him win now.
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00:11:22,815 --> 00:11:24,544
Who's letting him win?
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00:11:24,584 --> 00:11:26,712
Why don't you just
give him your money?
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Yeah, it'd be a lot quicker.
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All: Ohhh.
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- I'll bet 10 bucks, Maxwell.
- But that's all the money you have.
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Hey, hey, hey.
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There we go.
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I'll see your 10,
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and raise you 50.
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00:11:46,806 --> 00:11:50,743
Guys, I need something
worth 50 bucks.
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He's almost as cute as you are.
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00:11:56,683 --> 00:11:58,674
They say owners
resemble their dogs.
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00:11:58,718 --> 00:12:00,709
Why don't you
bet the mutt, Morris?
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00:12:00,753 --> 00:12:03,484
- He can't bet Hound Dog!
- Screech, it's a sure thing.
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He can't lose.
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00:12:04,757 --> 00:12:06,156
Are you guys sure?
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- Okay, Zack. Do it.
- Okay, Nerdstrom,
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00:12:10,630 --> 00:12:13,827
but the dog is worth
more than 50 bucks.
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I'll bet him against
all your chips.
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00:12:17,270 --> 00:12:20,535
But there's over $250 in here.
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What's the matter, chicken?
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(clucking)
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I'm in.
What do you have?
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- Beat four queens, Maxwell.
- Four ladies, right on.
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00:12:32,552 --> 00:12:36,921
Wow, four queens. That's the best
hand we've had all night...
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- Thank you, thank you, thank you.
- ...until now.
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Four kings.
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- What?
- What?
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00:12:48,968 --> 00:12:51,494
So long, suckers.
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Screech.
Screech, I'm sorry.
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Screech, are you all right?
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No! You lost Hound Dog!
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- It wasn't my fault.
- Hey, Screech.
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It wasn't your fault?
Yeah, right!
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And maybe liver
tastes good, huh?
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- My mom's gonna kill me.
- (phone rings)
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Yeah, what?
Oh...
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Mom! Hi.
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Samuel, is everything okay?
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00:13:31,244 --> 00:13:33,611
No! I mean, yes.
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Good. Let me say hi
to Hound Dog.
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00:13:36,849 --> 00:13:40,046
She wants to say hi
to Hound Dog. What do I do?
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- Give me the phone.
- What?
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(howls)
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There's my Hound Dog.
Mommy misses you.
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Do you miss Mommy?
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(howls)
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Oh, good. Now put
your big brother back on.
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(howls)
Okay.
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- So how's your trip, Mom?
- Oh, wonderful.
245
00:14:08,481 --> 00:14:10,210
And what makes it even better
246
00:14:10,249 --> 00:14:12,684
is knowing
I can trust you with the house.
247
00:14:12,719 --> 00:14:16,587
We're so proud. Love you tender!
(kisses)
248
00:14:22,628 --> 00:14:25,791
She said she was proud of me.
I really messed up.
249
00:14:25,832 --> 00:14:27,857
Don't worry, you're not alone.
250
00:14:27,900 --> 00:14:31,336
You're right. I never could have
messed up this much alone.
251
00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:36,369
That does it.
252
00:14:36,409 --> 00:14:39,435
Nerdstrom's gonna regret
the day he met Zack Morris.
253
00:14:39,479 --> 00:14:41,447
Most of us already do.
254
00:14:45,084 --> 00:14:47,576
- No, Slater, don't do it!
- I'm gonna break him in two, Zack.
255
00:14:47,620 --> 00:14:49,019
He took my buddy Screech's dog.
256
00:14:49,055 --> 00:14:50,853
No, Slater.
He won the dog fair and square.
257
00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:53,655
Besides, you can get suspended
for breaking a nerd.
258
00:14:53,693 --> 00:14:55,161
I don't care what they do to me.
259
00:14:55,194 --> 00:14:58,220
Nerdstrom, listen to me --
you better get me that dog, or else.
260
00:14:58,264 --> 00:15:00,494
Get away from me,
or you'll be sorry.
261
00:15:01,134 --> 00:15:03,262
- (alarm blaring)
- Bully alert! Bully alert!
262
00:15:03,302 --> 00:15:05,669
It's the latest thing
in dweeb defense.
263
00:15:05,705 --> 00:15:06,695
Belding!
264
00:15:06,739 --> 00:15:09,299
Hey, hey, hey.
What is going on here?
265
00:15:09,342 --> 00:15:11,970
Nothing, sir.
Maxwell's nerd alarm--
266
00:15:12,011 --> 00:15:14,241
Went off by accident.
It's sensitive.
267
00:15:14,280 --> 00:15:16,271
That's not what
it looks like to me.
268
00:15:16,315 --> 00:15:18,443
Maxwell, are these two
harassing you?
269
00:15:21,554 --> 00:15:25,013
Don't be afraid to speak out, son.
I'm here to protect geeks--
270
00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:29,918
guys like you.
271
00:15:29,962 --> 00:15:33,489
These fine lads
were telling the truth, sir.
272
00:15:34,534 --> 00:15:37,299
- Thanks for helping, fellas.
- No problem.
273
00:15:37,336 --> 00:15:40,271
Well, okay, if you say so.
(laughs)
274
00:15:40,306 --> 00:15:44,038
Just remember, I'm gonna
be watching you guys.
275
00:15:47,046 --> 00:15:49,538
Okay, Maxwell,
why didn't you turn us in?
276
00:15:49,582 --> 00:15:52,313
There's something I want more
than that mangy mutt.
277
00:15:52,351 --> 00:15:56,379
How about a lifetime pass
to the Hollywood Earwax Museum?
278
00:15:56,422 --> 00:15:57,890
Tempting,
279
00:15:57,924 --> 00:16:01,588
but I'd rather swap the dog
for a date with Legs.
280
00:16:01,627 --> 00:16:04,153
- The dog for Jessie?
- Hey, wait a second,
281
00:16:04,197 --> 00:16:05,824
she is not gonna
like this, Preppie.
282
00:16:05,865 --> 00:16:09,267
Yeah, she's gonna hate this.
283
00:16:10,603 --> 00:16:13,072
Both:
Let's do it.
284
00:16:14,140 --> 00:16:18,270
Face it. If we don't get
another statue, Screech is dead.
285
00:16:18,311 --> 00:16:21,076
See? It's not so bad.
286
00:16:21,113 --> 00:16:23,104
Well, there's only
one thing to do.
287
00:16:23,149 --> 00:16:24,412
We'll just have a party.
288
00:16:24,450 --> 00:16:27,852
Only you would think of having
a party at a time like this.
289
00:16:27,887 --> 00:16:30,857
And only I would charge
ten bucks a head to get in.
290
00:16:30,890 --> 00:16:32,984
Brilliant idea, Preppie.
291
00:16:33,025 --> 00:16:36,325
Kelly, Lisa, go spread the word.
Screech's house, 7:00.
292
00:16:36,362 --> 00:16:38,296
We'll have the cheerleading
squad to help.
293
00:16:38,331 --> 00:16:41,096
♪ P-A-R-T-Y... at Screech's! ♪
294
00:16:41,133 --> 00:16:43,864
Girl, you have got
to get a life.
295
00:16:47,073 --> 00:16:48,563
What can I do?
296
00:16:50,142 --> 00:16:53,601
Well, you can help us figure out
how to get Screech's dog back.
297
00:16:53,646 --> 00:16:55,045
I'll do anything to help.
298
00:16:55,081 --> 00:16:58,676
That's good, because Nerdstrom
said he'd give the dog back if...
299
00:16:58,718 --> 00:17:00,948
you go on a date with him.
300
00:17:00,987 --> 00:17:02,716
And you told him no, right?
301
00:17:02,755 --> 00:17:04,655
Right?!
302
00:17:05,491 --> 00:17:07,482
Come on, Jessie, look,
all you have to do
303
00:17:07,527 --> 00:17:09,518
is show up with him
at the party.
304
00:17:09,562 --> 00:17:11,656
And once we get the dog back,
you can just ditch him.
305
00:17:11,697 --> 00:17:15,964
Oh, no, no, no, I refuse to go out
with that postnasal drip.
306
00:17:17,103 --> 00:17:20,198
Okay, but you can tell Screech
he'll never see his dog again.
307
00:17:21,574 --> 00:17:23,872
Hey, Screech,
can we get you anything?
308
00:17:23,910 --> 00:17:25,901
A Coke, some fries...
309
00:17:25,945 --> 00:17:27,106
a hot dog?
310
00:17:27,146 --> 00:17:29,672
Dog?!
(sobbing)
311
00:17:30,716 --> 00:17:33,913
So what if they've had him
since he was a cuddly puppy.
312
00:17:33,953 --> 00:17:36,012
Puppy!
313
00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:37,545
All right, one date.
314
00:17:37,590 --> 00:17:41,083
But Nerdstrom better
keep his paws to himself.
315
00:17:41,127 --> 00:17:43,186
Paws!
316
00:17:44,530 --> 00:17:47,761
Hey, guys, how's the Save Screech's
Tushie Fund coming?
317
00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:50,428
Great. We almost have
enough for the statue.
318
00:17:50,469 --> 00:17:51,595
Right on.
319
00:17:53,839 --> 00:17:57,036
Hey, buds.
Righteous shindig.
320
00:17:58,978 --> 00:18:03,108
Just get the dog so I can lose
Mr. Toxic Waste.
321
00:18:04,050 --> 00:18:06,678
Hey, we had a deal,
where's the dog?
322
00:18:06,719 --> 00:18:08,619
(scoffs)
I'm no fool.
323
00:18:08,654 --> 00:18:10,782
If I give you the dog now,
then Spano splits.
324
00:18:10,823 --> 00:18:13,554
So one of my buddies
is keeping the canine company
325
00:18:13,593 --> 00:18:15,618
until I give him the signal.
326
00:18:15,661 --> 00:18:20,462
Come along, my tall treasure.
Let's "rocka till we droppa."
327
00:18:20,499 --> 00:18:24,732
Hey, I hear once you go geek,
you never go back.
328
00:18:27,306 --> 00:18:28,671
All right.
329
00:18:30,076 --> 00:18:31,874
What a cute couple it is.
330
00:18:31,911 --> 00:18:34,812
Zack, we did it! We have enough
money to get the statue!
331
00:18:34,847 --> 00:18:36,838
All right! Go!
332
00:18:38,584 --> 00:18:40,484
Help me!
333
00:18:41,487 --> 00:18:43,285
Save me!
334
00:18:44,323 --> 00:18:46,690
Poor Jessie.
Maybe we should help her out.
335
00:18:46,726 --> 00:18:48,285
Yeah, one of us should
go over there
336
00:18:48,327 --> 00:18:49,522
and dance with Nerdstrom.
337
00:18:50,930 --> 00:18:52,659
- Go ahead.
- Oh no, you go.
338
00:18:52,698 --> 00:18:55,190
You're a much better dancer.
339
00:18:55,234 --> 00:18:57,293
Bag it. We'll buy her
lunch tomorrow.
340
00:18:57,336 --> 00:19:00,465
- Yeah.
- All right, Nerdstrom, it's 10:00.
341
00:19:00,506 --> 00:19:03,532
- Where's the dog?
- I'm a man of my word, Morris.
342
00:19:03,576 --> 00:19:07,877
However, a date officially ends
with a goodnight kiss.
343
00:19:07,913 --> 00:19:11,440
Yeah? Then kiss yourself
and go home.
344
00:19:14,053 --> 00:19:17,614
Hound Dog, you're back!
345
00:19:17,657 --> 00:19:20,456
Come on, baby, where's my kiss?
346
00:19:20,493 --> 00:19:22,791
Well, all right, Nerdstrom.
347
00:19:22,828 --> 00:19:24,125
It's only fair.
348
00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:27,531
- (low) What?
- Close your eyes and pucker up.
349
00:19:34,306 --> 00:19:36,832
What a woman!
350
00:19:36,876 --> 00:19:40,073
Now I know what I've been missing
with lame lips here.
351
00:19:41,147 --> 00:19:44,310
You can't talk to my girl
like that, you squid!
352
00:19:44,350 --> 00:19:47,012
You didn't even kiss Jessie,
you kissed my dog!
353
00:19:47,053 --> 00:19:49,852
- Now get out of my house!
- (spits)
354
00:19:52,792 --> 00:19:56,729
Oh, Sammy,
you're such a stud muffin.
355
00:19:56,762 --> 00:19:58,924
I didn't know I was your girl.
356
00:19:58,964 --> 00:20:01,695
Neither did I.
Would you like to be?
357
00:20:01,734 --> 00:20:04,101
Oh, I thought you'd never ask.
358
00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:06,672
Wait.
359
00:20:07,673 --> 00:20:09,801
Forget the rules!
360
00:20:13,713 --> 00:20:16,546
Screech, when are your
parents supposed to be home?
361
00:20:16,582 --> 00:20:19,176
- Sunday. Why?
- Because... they're here!
362
00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:20,947
(everyone shouting)
363
00:20:22,722 --> 00:20:24,451
What are we going to do?
The party,
364
00:20:24,490 --> 00:20:25,719
and Slater's not back yet!
365
00:20:25,758 --> 00:20:27,385
Hey, hey, hey!
Be cool.
366
00:20:27,426 --> 00:20:29,520
I'm always prepared.
Chill out.
367
00:20:29,562 --> 00:20:32,964
- I'm home!
- Mom, you're early.
368
00:20:32,998 --> 00:20:34,966
Samuel,
369
00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:37,128
this looks like a party.
370
00:20:37,169 --> 00:20:41,470
And that's a direct violation
of Rule 137.
371
00:20:41,507 --> 00:20:44,704
Zack, tell my mom
why this looks like a party.
372
00:20:45,745 --> 00:20:48,407
Because it is a party.
373
00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:52,775
Zack:
Happy Anniversary!
374
00:20:52,818 --> 00:20:54,752
- Thank you.
- Come on, guys.
375
00:20:54,787 --> 00:20:58,781
All:
Happy Anniversary!
376
00:21:01,827 --> 00:21:04,319
I got it!
I got it! Yes!
377
00:21:20,446 --> 00:21:22,847
- Zachary?
- Yes, Mrs. Powers?
378
00:21:22,882 --> 00:21:25,010
There's something's
wrong with the statue.
379
00:21:25,050 --> 00:21:26,040
There is?
380
00:21:26,085 --> 00:21:30,079
Yes. Elvis likes
to face the kitchen...
381
00:21:30,122 --> 00:21:31,988
so he can watch me cook!
382
00:21:32,992 --> 00:21:36,587
Now... let's boogie on down!
Uh-huh!
383
00:21:36,629 --> 00:21:39,929
(cheering, music plays)
384
00:21:45,871 --> 00:21:48,363
(instrumental theme music plays)
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