All language subtitles for Saved By The Bell [1x14] The Zack Tapes - LemoN.EN

(bell rings)

* When I wake up in the morning
and the alarm gives out a warning *

* I don't think I'll ever
make it on time *

* By the time I grab my books
and I give myself a look *

* I'm at the corner just in time
to see the bus fly by *

* It's all right *

* 'Cause I'm saved by the bell *

* If the teacher pops a test,
I know I'm in a mess *

* And my dog ate
all my homework last night *

* Ridin' low on my chair,
she won't know that I'm there *

* If I can hand it in tomorrow
it'll be all right *

* It's all right *

* 'Cause I'm saved by the bell... *

* It's all right,
'cause I'm saved by the... *

* It's all right, 'cause I'm saved
by the... *

* It's all right,
'cause I'm saved by the bell. *

This week is the annual
Sweetheart Dance,

when a guy gives
away his heart.

And guess who I want
to give my heart to?

I'll give you a clue.
It ain't him.

Kelly, will you go
to the Sweetheart Dance with me?

I think it's time
for a heart transplant.

She's going with me.

Who are you kidding,
Preppie?

You won't be going
to that dance.

He's in big trouble
with Belding.

What'd you do, Zack?

He dumped teabags
in the swimming pool.

It was my history project.

You never heard
of the Boston Tea Party?

Then he erased the blackboards
with Mr. Fetterman's toupee.

I think he looks better
with white hair.

I'm telling you, Kelly,
Preppie's dead meat.

Tomorrow Belding's
having a conference

with him and his mother.

Hey, don't listen
to him, Kelly.

There's nothing going to stop me
from going to that dance.

I guess I can wait
another day before deciding.

(pop music playing)

* Where are you goin'? *

Hey, Kelly, I got the new
Bo Revere tape.

I love Bo Revere.
He's my favorite.

(music continuing)

Lisa, we're going
to the Sweetheart Dance together.

- Over my dead body.
- Love does not give up so easily.

Screech, why don't
you find someone else?

Well, at least this Screech
is easier to get rid of.

I shall return.

Hey, hey, hey, hey!

You know the rules.
No music in the halls.

Mr. Belding,
that's Bo Revere's new single.

It's number eight with a bullet.

Too bad the bullet missed him.
(laughs)

What's your idea
of good music?

The Beach Boys,
"California Girls."

What a coincidence.
Hey, that's my favorite.

Zack, I'm not a straw...
don't suck up.

We're still meeting tomorrow
with my favorite California girl,

your mommy.
(hums "California Girls")

What a beautiful color,
thank you so much.

And for the apple.

Ever since yesterday,
I wanted to bring you flowers.

What a lovely bouquet.
Thank you, Jessie.

Oh, my favorite candy, Tommy.
How sweet.

- Here, Miss Wentworth.
- Lovely apple, Zack.

Well, you know
the old saying,

"An apple a day
might get me an A."

I think that would take
a whole orchard, Zack.

Okay class, today we are
going to talk about

subliminal advertising.

What's that?

It's advertising that uses
hidden messages.

Hidden messages aren't new.
I pass those to girls every day.

And every day
we flush them.

All right.
You know that theater owners

have used hidden messages

by flashing a picture of popcorn
in the middle of a movie.

- Does it work?
- Well, let's say that sales

really started popping.

Oh, come on. You think that I would
run out and buy something

just because of some
hidden message?

You all did.
Remember that lovely music tape

I played for you yesterday?

It contained hidden messages

asking for flowers, candy
and apples.

That's ridiculous,
Miss Wentworth.

What do you take us for,
mindless robots?

Nev... never, Screech.

- How do you do that?
- It's simple. Gather 'round.

Listen closely to the tape
I played for you yesterday.

(soft music plays)

Now you'll only
hear the messages

when I take out
the music

and turn up
the voice track.

Bring your favorite teacher,
Miss Wentworth,

apples and candy to eat.
She also loves beautiful flowers.

And if any of you have a handsome
single parent, I'm available.

Bring your favorite teacher,
Miss Wentworth,

apples and candy to eat.

This is amazing!
Does it always work?

It usually is effective
for a few hours.

But remember,
it doesn't work on everyone.

And there are always minds

that get the messages
a bit mixed up.

Zack,
what if Belding finds out

we're giving him a tape
with hidden messages?

He's not going to find out.
They're hidden.

Besides,
it's my only hope.

I've got to keep Belding
away from my mother.

Don't worry, Zack.
She'll never fall for Belding.

She loves your father.

No, you idiot.

Look, if Belding meets
my mother I'll be grounded.

All right,
is everything set up?

Yep. "California Girls" tape
is in this machine.

I'll record your voice, and then
we'll mix them both together.

- So where's the microphone?
- It's hidden!

Ow!

Okay, Screech,
get ready to record my voice.

Zack brainwashing Belding,
take one.

Zack Morris is a good kid.

- Zack Morris is a great student.
- (scoffs)

Zack Morris is
a fine human being.

Zack Morris is the son
I never had.

You're Belding's son?!
I never knew that.

Have you guys
seen Screech?

Yeah, I saw him
in the cafeteria.

He was making an
egg salad sculpture of you.

He has been hounding me
to go to the dance with him.

Everywhere I go he's chasing me
with that silly heart.

I finally got
away from him.

Guess again.

(screams)
I'm not safe anywhere.

Mr. Belding,
I have a present for you.

- Beach Boys, "California Girls."
- I already have that tape.

Not in the new
enhanced Dolby version.

Well, thank you, Zack.
My tape is rather old.

- Play it a lot, sir.
- I will.

But you're not
off the hook, bub.

See, what did I
tell you, Kelly?

Preppie can't go
to the dance.

Okay, Slater.
I'll wear your heart.

Oh, come... Kelly.

Oh, come on, Kelly.
You can't go with him.

Ahh!

* I wish they all could
be California girls... *

- (knocking)
- Come in.

Hello, Zack.
You're late.

Where is your mother?
She is supposed to be here.

My mother?
I told her not to come.

You told your mother
not to come?

Yes.

Who cares?
Zack Morris is a good kid.

I was hoping
you'd say that, sir.

Now, Zack, this is very
serious business.

Mr. Testaverde said that you dumped
teabags into the swimming pool.

- Do you believe him, sir?
- Of course not.

Zack Morris is
a fine human being.

Now, Zack, your math and science
teachers say you're getting D's.

I don't believe that, sir.

Neither do I.
Zack Morris is a great student.

Will that be all, sir?

I'll decide when this
meeting is over, young man.

There's one other thing
I have to say.

There is?

Zack Morris is
the son I never had.

Have a good time
at the dance.

Here's 10 bucks, son.

Thanks, Dad.

* I wish they all could be
California girls. *

If this works
on principals,

why can't it
work on girls?

Hey, Screech, did you give out
the tapes with the hidden messages?

I gave one to every dork, nerd
and geek at Bayside

to use on their
dream girls.

All right. Let's see
how it works.

Hello, Clarissa.

Hi Edgar. Thanks for that tape.
It's my favorite song.

I knew you'd like it.
(gasping laugh)

Will you go
to the dance with me?

Oh Edgar, I'm just thrilled
you're not taken.

We're golden.
It works.

I'm not sure, Zack.
Edgar's a pretty cool guy.

He's "All-city" in chess.

Alan Fairbanks!

I have been ignoring
you since second grade.

Uh, I know.

Buffy, did you get
the tape I sent you?

Yes, let's go steady.

Waitress! Waitress!

What can I get you,
master?

I'm sure you
know by now.

Oh Screech, this is great!

Kelly and Lisa are
going to be ours forever.

I don't know. What if Wendell
and Edgar get there first?

We're sending them
tapes about us, you simp.

All you've got to do is switch
our Bo Revere tapes

with the ones in Kelly
and Lisa's cassette players.

- Got 'em right here.
- All right.

Did you check the one
I made for Kelly?

Yep. Listened
to it 10 times. Zack?

- Yeah?
- Will you go to the dance with me?

Kelly and Lisa: Hi.

You seem lost.
Are you new here?

(high voice)
Uh, yes. I'm new all over.

I'm Jessie,
what's your name?

My name?
Uh... Barbara.

Barbara Bush.

Well, Barbara,
we'd better change.

You can't play soccer in that.
You need a uniform.

(whimpering)
Well, I don't have one.

Don't be upset. I'll get you one.
What size do you wear?

I don't know.

- You look like a petite.
- Thank you.

I'll be right back.

Jessie: Okay, Barbara,
I found one!

Barbara?

Barbara Bush?

What a weird little girl.

Zack, I am so glad
I found you.

I have to talk
to you.

Oh. I wonder what
it could be?

I don't want to go
to the dance with Slater.

What?

Listen, it gets better.

I suddenly realized how
much I care for you, Zack.

Please rescue me from
this muscle-bound monkey.

Kelly, how can you say that?
You're wearing my heart.

This thing?
Who cares?

Kelly!

Please say you'll go
to the dance with me, Zack?

Okay, I'll go with you.

Has anyone seen
my Screech?

Screech:
I'm in here, my darling.

Come out,
my handsome hunk.

Your hunk is here.

I want you to be
my sweetheart for the dance.

- Are you sure?
- If you look at anyone else,

I'll die. Don't torture me anymore,
my manly mustang.

Okay, I'll go.

At last, he's mine!

Jessie. Jessie!

Keep listening to tapes, you'll put
my jukebox out of business.

I'm sorry, Max, but this is
the new Bo Revere tape.

They were all sold out
so I had to borrow Kelly's.

I see you're going
to the dance with Steve Lawson.

Yeah, but I think I'd have
a better time if I went with Zack.

Zack?

He's the kind of boy
every girl dreams of.

Great looking,
smart and funny.

Yes, that's Zack Morris.

Something crazy's
going on here.

Jessie.

Jessie!
Guess what?

Screech said he'd go
to the dance with me.

Lisa, are you talking
about Screech

as in, "Get lost, creep"?

You're just jealous.
Tigerman is a great catch.

Look what I got.

I thought you were going
with Slater?

I was until I knew
I could go with my Zack.

He's the kind of boy
every girl dreams of.

Great looking,
smart and funny.

Yes, that's Zack Morris.

What's going on here?

Yeah, we each had dates,
now we're fighting over Zack?

Something weird's going on here,
like Bayside's been brainwashed.

You think someone's been
playing with our minds?

Wait a second.

Miss Wentworth's class?
Subliminal advertising?

I wonder if someone's using
hidden messages on us.

Not my Screechie?!

He's the buffest
bronco on earth.

Wait a second,
what am I saying?

Zack!

I bet he did it
with this Bo Revere tape.

But how? The tapes were
never out of our hands.

Except during
soccer practice.

Hold on, there was this strange
little girl in the locker room.

Yeah, we saw her.

Just think about it, okay.

Take off the glasses...

And the long hair...

And the dress...

You don't have a Barbara,

you have a Screech.

And wherever there's
a Screech, there's a Zack.

This is war.

Ow!

Zack's voice: Zack Morris is
a blond Tom Cruise.

Zack Morris is a 10.

Two fives
is more like it.

I'm stuck with a three,
with seven left over.

Zack Morris is
perfect in every way.

He certainly has a high
opinion of himself.

He brainwashed me.

You? I was so
mean to Slater.

I dumped him
in front of everyone.

You? What about me?

I begged Screech
to be my sweetheart.

I'm going to be in counseling
the rest of my life.

Zack took advantage
of my classroom

so he could be the most
popular boy in school.

- I think you should bust him.
- Oh, no.

Bust the blond
Tom Cruise? Never.

We're going to give him
exactly what he wants.

And that concludes our lesson
on subliminal advertising.

- Have you found it interesting?
- Oh, yes, Miss Wentworth.

It's changed
my whole life.

I'll bet it has.

Now, does anyone have any questions
before we move on? Jessie.

Have governments ever
used these techniques

to control the thoughts
of people?

Well, there have
been cases.

Does it ever backfire?

I'm so glad you
asked that.

During an election in Italy,
the ruling party

placed hidden messages
in the pizza commercials.

So what happened?
Did they eat the candidate?

No, no, but they rioted and sliced
him into twelve equal pieces.

You can never be sure
of the effects

when you play
with people's minds, Zack.

Attention students, this is your
principal, Mr. Belding,

inviting you to take
a break from learning.

(cheers)
All right!

To help make school
more enjoyable,

we're going to play
a hit song every day.

I want to thank Kelly Kapowski
for lending us her tape.

(pop music plays)

* Where are you goin'? *

* Where have you been? *

* You don't have
to tell me... *

Zack, I love you.
You're perfect in every way.

Jessie, what are you saying?

I'm saying
Zack Morris is a 10.

Jessie, sit down.

Take me to the dance.

You're everything
a girl dreams of.

Is everything
all right, Zack?

Oh yes, Miss Wentworth,
everything's fine.

- Go to the dance with me, Zack.
- I'm going with Kelly.

- No, you're going with me.
- Keep your hand off him. He's mine.

- Get your hands off me.
- Girls: Zack! Zack! Zack!

Miss Wentworth you've
got to help me!

Oh you don't need any help,
you blond Tom Cruise.

What, is everybody crazy?

They're crazy about you,
"Top Gun."

Girls:
Zack! Zack! Zack!

Whoa, Jeez.

(music continuing)

There you are.

You're so cute
I could scream.

I am?

I thought Screech was
my Prince of Passion,

but it's you, Z-man.

Take your
hands off him!

- He is mine.
- Yeah, you tell her.

- Zack! Zack! Zack!
- Zack: Kelly! Kelly!

Wait, Kelly!

(all shouting)
Zack! Zack!

Hey! All right,
just leave him alone!

Slater, am I glad to see you!
Keep them away.

All right, just back off!
Back off.

He's going
to the dance with me.

Mr. Belding, you've got
to turn this tape off!

Zack, it's radical.

- (music stops)
- Mr. Belding, you don't understand.

I placed hidden messages
in that Bo Revere tape.

Now everybody
wants me.

Come on Zack, that's ridiculous.
You don't think that...

has anyone ever told you,
you look like a blond Tom Cruise?

Oh no, not you, too.

There's something
I'd like you to have.

Hello, sweetheart.

(all shouting)
Zack! Zack! Zack!

Please stop loving me!

Isn't that what
you wanted, Zack?

I think this Bo Revere tape
belongs to you, Zack.

But what about
that tape?

There are no hidden messages
on this tape, Zack.

I bought it at
The Spinning Lizard.

You mean you guys
were all in on this?

You got it,
you fine human being.

That's right, we all got together
to teach you a lesson.

Well, I guess I learned it.

Sorry we had
to be so inventive,

but some students
are just harder to reach.

By the way, "son I never had,"
you owe me $10.

You can pay me tomorrow
when we meet with your mommy.

Crash landing, "Top Gun."

(instrumental theme music playing)