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Ladies and gentlemen,
welcome to Heraklion.
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The local time is 3 am, and
the temperature is 28 degrees Celsius.
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Please remain in your seats
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until the aircraft
has come to a complete standstill
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and the captain has switched off
the "fasten seat belt" sign.
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Please take care
when opening the overhead bins
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as items may have been
dislodged during the flight.
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We thank you for flying with us today
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and look forward to
seeing you again soon.
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Please check with ground staff
for connecting flights
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or further travel
to your final destination.
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Say uh, ah, Malia!
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I'll tell you why I'm so tired.
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- That would be you, Em.
- Why?
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What do you mean, "why"? What about
when she was booking the holiday?
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You did no work.
All this "I'm exhausted."
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I woke up to 20 messages from you.
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"We have to be there four hours before!"
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If it wasn't for me,
would you be here?
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Would you be here?
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Ah! We're in Malia, babe! Baby!
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It's kinda cold.
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I'm going in! Come on!
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Oh, she's in! She's in! She's in!
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Oh!
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I don't think we should do this.
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I don't think it's supposed
to be this cold.
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You'll get used to it.
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I fucking love you guys.
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- I fucking love you guys!
- Best holiday ever!
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Oh, no, look at my fags!
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Where?
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I'll get them, I'll get them!
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No! Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
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I'm so sorry.
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It's so cold.
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What the fuck?
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GET THERE OK? XX
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X
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Ah, fuck's sake!
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Set me a fag. Mine are fucked.
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I swear my mum would've called
on the plane if she could have.
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I'm not sure
Mum's even clocked we've left.
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This is all we have
between all of us?
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- Yeah, just one.
- This is it to get dry?
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- Guys, I'm fucking starving.
- I swear you're always hungry.
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Why is the sea so cold?
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You know we still got
loads of time to kill?
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Do you wanna get chips?
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- Yes, 100%.
- Chips! Chips! Chips!
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- I want a big fucking big portion.
- Large! Large, large, extra-large.
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Oh, excuse me.
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Sorry, um...
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I was just wondering if maybe
we could have a room with, like, a...
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like, a pool view?
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Pool view?
No, no, no.
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All gone. I'm sorry.
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OK. Um...
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I tried.
Apparently, they're all gone.
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Hi!
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- Hi.
- Um, my name's Tara.
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- Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.
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Um, so, the thing is...
I just spat, sorry.
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Um, the thing is,
we're going to need pool view,
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because... see our friend Skye there?
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She can't swim very well,
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so we need to, like,
keep eyes on her at all times.
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- Like, we have to see her.
- We can be lifeguards.
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We can just dive in
if anything happens.
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We're excellent swimmers,
like, really good.
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- Save you guys the trouble.
- I actually swim for the county.
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We were hoping
we could use this holiday
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to help teach her...
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to doggy-paddle.
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- All right, all right.
- Thanks.
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Oh, my God! This is insane!
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Oh, my God!
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Look at this swan!
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- I fucking love the curtains.
- He left us swans.
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- Taz...
- Oh, babe, stunning!
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Outfit number one sorted!
Outfit number...
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Oh, there's butterflies
everywhere as well!
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Um... Skye! What are you doing?
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What are you doing?
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- Deep-fried fags.
- You're a nutter!
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- But I will have one, thank you. OK.
- They are already dry.
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- We got our own fridge!
- Fucking luxury.
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This room is huge!
Like, a whole room.
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Where? Let's see.
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Ey! Pool view!
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Let me see!
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Best view I've ever seen in my life!
Whoo!
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Ooh! Whoo!
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Sorry about that,
but I needed my doughnut.
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Breakfast!
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Breakfast!
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And... breakfast!
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Dinner one!
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- Shit! Sorry.
- Can you not?
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Oi, whoever gets laid the most wins this.
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Apple punch for sex?
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- No. No, no, no.
- Actually...
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This.
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Titty glasses.
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What do we get if we're sick the most?
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Um, nothing,
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because we're not
going to plan for that, you nutter.
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All right. All right.
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Bonus prize.
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Party girl!
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Guys, I've been thinking,
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whoever's getting laid the most,
they should kinda get the main room.
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Yeah.
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And everyone else
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just kinda sleep where they land.
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Me, I'm going to be refraining
from sleep this holiday.
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Don't lie! You're going to be, like,
asleep in the club.
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Oi, you look beaut!
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Come here, try this.
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You should just go out like that.
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Like this?
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You look banging
no matter what you wear.
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Can I borrow some of that lip gloss?
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Yeah, let me do it for you.
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Look at you.
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If you don't get laid on this holiday
then you never will.
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No, I can't die a virgin!
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HOW TO HAVE SEX
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69!
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Fuck!
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Wait, wait, wait, we're not ready.
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Oi! Oi!
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Whereabouts you all from?
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We don't have any change.
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What, am I homeless or something?
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Oh, my God!
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Not like that! Give it here!
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Oh, oh.
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- I'm too thirsty. Hmm.
- Tara.
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I'm going to be sick.
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Night one in the Big Brother house,
Em is sick.
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Fuck! She's actually going to be sick.
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Hold the microphone.
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Can we have three more shots, please?
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I love you, Taz.
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I love you, too.
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Besties for life, yeah?
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I've just been to the bar and got shots.
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Check it out.
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No, no, no.
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Yes!
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Oi, what happens
if I fail every exam?
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Fuck school!
Let's all just find jobs together.
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Oi.
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You're fucking smart.
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I'm actually going to fail.
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Taz, even if you failed everything,
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you could talk your way in.
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- Tara!
- I need a wee.
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Chips are technically vegetables,
aren't they?
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Skye, is it my night to throw up yet?
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You already threw up.
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Don't laugh at me!
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Tara!
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What happens if I go to this good school
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and then no one even likes me
when I get there?
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Oh, Em, that's silly.
Don't think like that.
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No one likes you anyway.
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Why do you think
we ended up with you?
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- I'm joking.
- Here come on babe! Babe, babe! Babe!
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It's, like, a win-win situation.
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Either you fail
and you stay with us wasters,
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- or...
- I don't wanna fail!
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Or you get in and then you're really rich
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and you can bring us
on holiday every year.
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Vets aren't rich.
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They don't have loads
and loads of money.
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Yeah, but you're just, like,
really smart. You always have been.
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I can't even do a backflip.
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Thing is, I don't know what I wanna do.
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- I think...
- I wanna do a backflip.
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I think maybe I'll just do business,
'cause everything is business now.
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Every day, like, just all the time.
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We got to go
into business together.
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I heard that as well.
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Oh, my God!
These cheesy chips, man!
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- What?
- Ow!
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Oi, I am actually going to
open my own restaurant
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and just serve cheesy chips.
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Oi, you can come and work for me
while Em fucks off to finish school.
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I'll come.
I'll go every single day.
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- I think...
- I'll come three times.
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- I think we should...
- Breakfast and dinner.
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I think we should go to bed now.
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All I need to do to go to good school
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is if I get lots of As. Say As in...
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Em!
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- Shut up! You're stressing me out.
- Oi! The thing is, though...
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- is that...
- I'll hold it in that hand.
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Is that you two are actually
my best mates.
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- Gang, gang, gang.
- Gang, gang, gang.
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All right? I'm Paige.
Nice to meet you, ladies.
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- My name's Paddy.
- Nice to meet you.
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Whoo!
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Oi, I thought you left me for dead
with this clown.
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Oi, I thought you left me
for dead with this clown. Oi!
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You know, I love youse a lot,
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but none of us are going to get laid
if we just hang out with each other.
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Last night was a disaster.
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Come on, then.
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Everyone in the entire hotel
must be having a shower right now.
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Oi, Taz, you should wear this.
You'd look so sexy in it.
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Don't you think, Em?
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I don't know,
looks mad uncomfortable to me.
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Skye, is this yours?
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- Yeah, why?
- Can I borrow it?
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Do you know
what you're doing with it?
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- Yeah, it's just...
- Come on, I'll show you.
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No my, my robot
is actually sick, though.
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Oh, my God!
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You look insane! What the fuck?
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Yeah, OK, I kinda get,
you look incredible.
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- Ah, she's ready to go out!
- Whoo!
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Yo!
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Sexy!
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Oi, smoke show!
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I know you can hear me.
I can see you smiling.
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You lot going out later?
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You should come round here for pres.
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Yeah, I can ask the girls.
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Fucking hell!
Talk about selective hearing.
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What's your name?
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Tara.
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That's a nice name, innit?
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I'm Badger.
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That's a bit of a weird name, innit?
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It's my nickname.
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Who's this?
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Romeo, Romeo, where is you? Yeah.
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Room 341, yeah?
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All right, easy, Tiger.
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We only just met.
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- Oi, no, what the fuck is that?
- What?
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Ohh...!
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- Who's done that?
- I did it.
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They're fucking ridiculous,
like two massive slugs on your face.
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Wait, how old
do you think they are, though?
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Oi, guys, remember your phone
and keys and money.
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I think, maybe, like, 19, 21.
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Yeah, so, what are we going to say?
We're, like, 18?
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You guys just going to fall in love
and leave me to it again?
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I think, like, 18,
just finished college, yeah?
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00:17:19,292 --> 00:17:21,958
- Yeah, obviously I drive a BMW.
- Ha! You wish!
254
00:17:22,083 --> 00:17:24,833
- All right, come on, Taz!
- I think I'm doing a degree
255
00:17:24,917 --> 00:17:26,625
to be the next Prime Minister.
256
00:17:27,125 --> 00:17:29,625
Bro, if you can tell me
who the current Prime Minister is,
257
00:17:29,750 --> 00:17:31,958
then I'll consider
you taking his job, yeah?
258
00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:33,250
Go on.
259
00:17:33,333 --> 00:17:35,833
All right, for fuck's sake,
just come on! Shut up!
260
00:17:35,958 --> 00:17:37,583
Does this actually look all right?
261
00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:41,042
- Mad uncomfortable, innit?
- Yeah.
262
00:17:41,375 --> 00:17:43,167
You look fit as fuck, though!
263
00:17:43,500 --> 00:17:45,500
- So do you, mate.
- Quick.
264
00:17:46,625 --> 00:17:49,292
- Taz, your phone, I said!
- Yeah, give it, then.
265
00:17:49,333 --> 00:17:50,792
- I need my bag.
- Keys!
266
00:17:50,833 --> 00:17:53,208
Taz, you have got
to sort those eyebrows out.
267
00:17:53,833 --> 00:17:55,250
Paddy, your go.
268
00:17:55,375 --> 00:17:57,375
Nah, it's Paige's go.
269
00:17:57,583 --> 00:18:01,417
Never have I ever crashed a quad
into a parked car.
270
00:18:01,542 --> 00:18:04,042
Badger this morning
still pissed out his head.
271
00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:06,000
I'm usually a sick driver.
272
00:18:06,208 --> 00:18:08,292
I fucking drive vans for a living.
It's me job.
273
00:18:08,333 --> 00:18:10,773
You don't crash them into parked cars
at work, though, do you?
274
00:18:11,625 --> 00:18:15,583
Never have I ever had a threesome.
275
00:18:24,042 --> 00:18:26,500
- Get shots out.
- Yeah, let's get some shots.
276
00:18:26,708 --> 00:18:28,167
There's one.
277
00:18:31,667 --> 00:18:33,042
- Cheers.
- Cheers.
278
00:19:01,667 --> 00:19:03,875
Spin, spin.
Faster, faster, faster, go on.
279
00:19:04,208 --> 00:19:06,417
Three, two, one...
280
00:19:06,583 --> 00:19:07,958
Stop! Stop!
281
00:19:08,958 --> 00:19:11,542
Oi, no, spillage is lickage, it's fine.
282
00:19:11,625 --> 00:19:14,000
- Go on, Em!
- That is disgusting.
283
00:19:14,125 --> 00:19:15,917
What you doing?
284
00:19:16,042 --> 00:19:17,292
- No, no, no, no...
- Yeah!
285
00:19:17,375 --> 00:19:18,750
I saw that. That was cheating.
286
00:19:20,167 --> 00:19:23,208
Do you know where the vet's are?
'Cause I got two swans that are sick.
287
00:19:31,625 --> 00:19:34,042
Never have I ever had sex.
288
00:19:34,542 --> 00:19:36,667
Fucking hell!
Come off it, we're not 12.
289
00:19:39,875 --> 00:19:42,708
Never have I ever slept
with two birds in one night.
290
00:19:43,042 --> 00:19:45,417
I'm not drinking that
'cause I'm a fucking saint.
291
00:19:47,167 --> 00:19:48,167
- Oi.
- Chill out.
292
00:19:48,292 --> 00:19:50,250
What happens on holiday
stays on holiday!
293
00:19:54,250 --> 00:19:56,333
- What are you doing?
- I was only joking, babe.
294
00:19:56,458 --> 00:19:58,208
I wasn't going to call you out, obviously.
295
00:19:58,250 --> 00:19:59,375
Yeah, sure!
296
00:19:59,417 --> 00:20:01,875
No one cares if you're a virgin,
it's very chill.
297
00:20:01,917 --> 00:20:04,417
So, why are you bringing it up, then?
298
00:20:05,958 --> 00:20:07,292
'Cause it's funny.
299
00:20:08,375 --> 00:20:09,917
It's not funny.
300
00:20:09,958 --> 00:20:12,208
Skye, it's not funny.
301
00:20:12,500 --> 00:20:13,833
Got a drink?
302
00:20:14,625 --> 00:20:16,750
Paddy is fit, though!
303
00:20:17,167 --> 00:20:18,833
You should try it with him.
304
00:20:19,542 --> 00:20:20,875
Or I might.
305
00:20:20,958 --> 00:20:22,042
Oh!
306
00:20:25,583 --> 00:20:26,583
Oi!
307
00:20:38,500 --> 00:20:40,000
Whoo!
308
00:20:45,750 --> 00:20:48,167
Oi, matchy-matchy, night bossman.
309
00:20:49,708 --> 00:20:52,417
Top graft on these lot,
they're about as cool as your sister.
310
00:20:52,458 --> 00:20:54,250
Chill out, mush,
we're on holiday!
311
00:20:54,292 --> 00:20:55,292
What's the matter?
312
00:20:55,333 --> 00:20:57,167
Did you hear?
They're talking about us.
313
00:20:57,208 --> 00:20:59,125
We need to, like,
not let on our age at all.
314
00:20:59,250 --> 00:21:00,667
- To them.
- Yeah.
315
00:21:00,708 --> 00:21:03,333
Ooh, I miss my BMW so much!
316
00:21:03,833 --> 00:21:05,250
Subtle!
317
00:21:06,500 --> 00:21:07,750
Listen. Listen.
318
00:21:07,875 --> 00:21:09,667
Do you think Paige is gay?
319
00:21:10,083 --> 00:21:11,583
Are you joking?
320
00:21:12,708 --> 00:21:14,708
- J... I don't know.
- Are you joking?
321
00:21:14,792 --> 00:21:16,712
- Are you telling a joke?
- Let's hope she's gay.
322
00:21:16,750 --> 00:21:18,125
Of course she's gay.
323
00:21:19,333 --> 00:21:20,542
Oooh!
324
00:21:23,042 --> 00:21:24,208
I saved that!
325
00:21:24,833 --> 00:21:27,208
- Tipped it straight over.
- Don't lie. That went right in.
326
00:21:27,875 --> 00:21:29,792
- Fuck off!
- That's cheating.
327
00:21:29,958 --> 00:21:32,208
- Right, come on.
- Look at you sat down.
328
00:21:32,458 --> 00:21:33,708
- Come on.
- No!
329
00:21:33,750 --> 00:21:34,875
What the fuck!
330
00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:36,208
Let's go.
331
00:21:45,708 --> 00:21:47,167
Come on, get it down you.
332
00:21:47,208 --> 00:21:48,583
Come on Badger.
333
00:21:52,125 --> 00:21:53,958
Uh, ah, Malia!
334
00:22:19,792 --> 00:22:21,750
Oi! Paddy! Move.
335
00:22:34,458 --> 00:22:36,500
I'm in a bad way!
336
00:22:39,417 --> 00:22:40,875
Two, three!
337
00:22:43,292 --> 00:22:44,917
Feeling any better?
338
00:22:45,667 --> 00:22:47,167
No.
339
00:22:48,208 --> 00:22:49,500
I think I can help.
340
00:22:49,542 --> 00:22:51,083
Um...
341
00:22:51,250 --> 00:22:54,000
So, I sold my hoover
the other day, yeah?
342
00:22:54,292 --> 00:22:55,292
Yeah.
343
00:22:55,417 --> 00:22:58,042
'Cause all it was doing
was collecting dust.
344
00:23:02,083 --> 00:23:05,417
Think! I got more, I got more.
345
00:23:05,542 --> 00:23:10,750
What is the difference
between a plum and a rabbit?
346
00:23:12,333 --> 00:23:13,792
I don't know.
347
00:23:15,917 --> 00:23:17,625
One is purple, and one isn't...
348
00:23:17,708 --> 00:23:19,958
- Oh, wait! No, I got it wrong.
- Oh!
349
00:23:20,125 --> 00:23:22,042
I got it wrong.
350
00:23:22,917 --> 00:23:24,583
No, no, no...
351
00:23:24,750 --> 00:23:26,417
You're good.
352
00:23:26,542 --> 00:23:28,958
I don't think you've got
anything else left, to be honest.
353
00:23:34,333 --> 00:23:38,333
Why... Why do you never see
pigs hiding in trees?
354
00:23:40,875 --> 00:23:42,958
'Cause they're pretty good at it.
355
00:24:27,833 --> 00:24:29,458
Oi, what's that?
356
00:24:30,625 --> 00:24:33,667
Nah! Nah...!
You little cheating bastard.
357
00:24:33,833 --> 00:24:37,375
No, that's a classic one.
I'm going, I'm going.
358
00:24:41,458 --> 00:24:42,750
Shh...
359
00:24:55,542 --> 00:24:56,792
Nah.
360
00:24:57,625 --> 00:24:58,958
Bedtime.
361
00:25:27,417 --> 00:25:30,208
Come on, girls.
Up you get, you beautiful lot.
362
00:25:30,250 --> 00:25:32,667
Buses for Crush in five. Let's go.
363
00:25:32,708 --> 00:25:34,583
Oi! Hurry up! Crush is happening!
364
00:25:34,792 --> 00:25:35,875
Let's go!
365
00:25:35,917 --> 00:25:38,083
See you at gate in five!
366
00:25:38,375 --> 00:25:39,667
No.
367
00:25:39,792 --> 00:25:41,625
Surely, we have more
than five minutes, no?
368
00:25:41,958 --> 00:25:43,667
Why are we doing this to ourselves?
369
00:25:43,708 --> 00:25:46,333
No, if it's started,
we got to get a move on.
370
00:25:46,458 --> 00:25:48,625
We can be a bit late.
371
00:25:51,750 --> 00:25:53,042
Oh, my God.
372
00:25:53,083 --> 00:25:55,042
- Come on.
- Look at the state of him.
373
00:26:01,750 --> 00:26:03,917
See you in a bit, yeah?
Come Badger.
374
00:26:06,625 --> 00:26:08,125
I didn't bring any.
375
00:26:08,167 --> 00:26:10,042
Oi! Put this on.
376
00:26:11,542 --> 00:26:13,167
What did he just say?
377
00:26:13,208 --> 00:26:15,083
He's so fit.
378
00:26:18,167 --> 00:26:19,750
Everything hurts.
379
00:26:19,875 --> 00:26:23,583
I think that with this...
380
00:26:23,708 --> 00:26:26,292
- Skye, how does this work?
- Underneath.
381
00:26:26,417 --> 00:26:28,208
You need to cover your bits.
382
00:26:30,458 --> 00:26:33,750
I swear to God,
you guys need to get some life!
383
00:26:35,500 --> 00:26:38,333
The only way through this for me
is with another drink.
384
00:26:38,458 --> 00:26:41,208
- No!
- What's that called? Dog of hair?
385
00:26:41,333 --> 00:26:43,208
- Dog of hair!
- Hair of dog.
386
00:26:43,333 --> 00:26:46,208
- That's a thing.
- Yeah, my mum does it all the time.
387
00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:48,042
See? It's proper.
388
00:26:48,167 --> 00:26:50,417
I'm not fucking dressing you.
I'm not your mum.
389
00:26:50,500 --> 00:26:52,417
- Thanks, mum.
- Where's the hair straighteners?
390
00:26:52,500 --> 00:26:55,083
No, wait, Skye,
I need something else on with it.
391
00:26:55,208 --> 00:26:56,833
- What? What?
- It's see-through.
392
00:26:56,958 --> 00:26:58,208
It's not that see-through!
393
00:26:58,333 --> 00:27:00,917
In the water it will be.
I thought this is a pool party.
394
00:27:01,167 --> 00:27:04,000
Right come on orange!
Come on, that's it.
395
00:27:04,083 --> 00:27:07,375
Come on, girls!
Let's get it down you!
396
00:27:07,708 --> 00:27:09,625
Use those double-Ds!
397
00:27:09,750 --> 00:27:12,333
How are they not choking on that?
398
00:27:14,250 --> 00:27:16,500
That's it, girls!
Double-Ds, babes!
399
00:27:17,292 --> 00:27:18,917
We have a winner!
Well done, babes.
400
00:27:19,083 --> 00:27:20,667
Well done Sir, that's fantastic.
401
00:27:20,958 --> 00:27:22,250
One more girl! Anyone!
402
00:27:23,167 --> 00:27:25,750
- Taz! Taz!
- No, Skye.
403
00:27:25,875 --> 00:27:27,250
We've got one here! Taz!
404
00:27:29,042 --> 00:27:30,583
In the green, yeah? Come on!
405
00:27:30,708 --> 00:27:33,375
Come on, baby girl,
you got this one, you got this!
406
00:27:33,458 --> 00:27:36,625
One brave boy to play the game.
407
00:27:36,833 --> 00:27:39,292
Hey, here we go.
Look at him, he's eager.
408
00:27:39,417 --> 00:27:41,208
- You all right, bruv? Ready?
- Yeah. Yeah.
409
00:27:41,333 --> 00:27:43,208
Right, up there you pop.
Go on, son.
410
00:27:43,417 --> 00:27:45,875
Go on, Taz. Whoo!
411
00:27:46,667 --> 00:27:48,167
- Oh!
- Hello, little flower.
412
00:27:48,292 --> 00:27:49,375
How are you?
413
00:27:49,458 --> 00:27:50,583
- You okay?
- Yeah.
414
00:27:50,750 --> 00:27:52,875
- Who've we got?
- I'm Tara.
415
00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:54,250
Hello, Tara!
416
00:27:54,417 --> 00:27:55,958
You know what this kind of game is?
417
00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:58,625
- I guess so.
- It's a bit naughty. Are you sure?
418
00:27:58,667 --> 00:28:01,208
All right, he's got a big fake willy,
that looks like a beer,
419
00:28:01,250 --> 00:28:02,875
and you're going to drink it.
420
00:28:03,042 --> 00:28:04,167
Right, ready?
421
00:28:04,208 --> 00:28:07,375
Beer in the mouth, blowjob-style.
Let's go, let's go, let's go!
422
00:28:08,292 --> 00:28:11,708
That's it, that's it!
Go on, get back in there!
423
00:28:12,167 --> 00:28:13,583
That's it! Not in her eyes.
424
00:28:14,625 --> 00:28:17,425
That's it. More, more, more, more.
Go on, keep going. Push it. Push it!
425
00:28:17,667 --> 00:28:20,583
Put your back into it, mate.
That's it, that's it, that's it!
426
00:28:20,792 --> 00:28:22,250
Keep going, keep going!
427
00:28:22,375 --> 00:28:24,917
Get in there!
That's it, that's it, that's it!
428
00:28:25,083 --> 00:28:28,083
Come on, open your mouth more,
Jesus Christ!
429
00:28:28,250 --> 00:28:30,250
No boy's going to be happy with you!
430
00:28:30,375 --> 00:28:31,833
Christ!
431
00:28:32,083 --> 00:28:33,375
Tragic. I love you though.
432
00:28:33,708 --> 00:28:35,667
Yeah, I'm not good at that game.
433
00:28:35,792 --> 00:28:37,417
I dunno, you look pretty good to me.
434
00:28:37,542 --> 00:28:39,917
- Come on, guys! All right!
- Another one?
435
00:28:40,042 --> 00:28:41,625
- That's enough.
- That's enough.
436
00:28:41,708 --> 00:28:43,083
Off, off! You lost.
437
00:28:43,875 --> 00:28:45,417
You lost, girl!
438
00:28:45,500 --> 00:28:47,333
You can cuddle in your own time.
439
00:28:47,375 --> 00:28:50,000
- Right, we need another boy!
- One more boy, please.
440
00:28:52,333 --> 00:28:54,000
Come on!
441
00:28:55,708 --> 00:28:57,500
You had a good time, yeah?
442
00:28:57,625 --> 00:29:00,542
Let me see those hands up! Yeah?
443
00:29:00,667 --> 00:29:03,208
If you've got a drink in your hands,
down it!
444
00:29:03,333 --> 00:29:06,042
Go! Now! Go, go, go! Down it!
445
00:29:06,083 --> 00:29:07,292
Beautiful, I like that.
446
00:29:09,375 --> 00:29:11,250
Who else is fucked?
447
00:29:11,458 --> 00:29:12,958
Where are you?
448
00:29:22,333 --> 00:29:24,000
Wait, it's fine.
449
00:29:25,833 --> 00:29:27,708
It's still fine. It still works.
450
00:29:32,042 --> 00:29:33,750
No, no! Stop it!
451
00:29:35,458 --> 00:29:36,792
Aah, get off me.
452
00:29:37,917 --> 00:29:40,333
Don't you think he's kinda fit, yeah?
453
00:29:43,250 --> 00:29:45,792
I mean, he's a complete clown, no?
454
00:29:47,792 --> 00:29:50,125
No, but a sexy clown.
455
00:29:50,417 --> 00:29:52,792
Come on, I think he's proper jokes.
456
00:29:53,833 --> 00:29:55,417
Nah, he's butters.
457
00:29:57,542 --> 00:29:59,042
You can do much better.
458
00:30:01,875 --> 00:30:03,042
Come on.
459
00:30:36,958 --> 00:30:38,083
Taz!
460
00:31:01,958 --> 00:31:04,083
Yes, Malia! Yes!
461
00:31:05,500 --> 00:31:08,167
What you telling me, guys,
you had a good night, yeah?
462
00:31:08,958 --> 00:31:11,792
We're about to get you lot
so fucking horny.
463
00:31:11,833 --> 00:31:13,250
So fucking ready!
464
00:31:13,542 --> 00:31:14,625
Let's have it.
465
00:31:14,667 --> 00:31:16,583
Let's fucking have it Malia!
Come one guys.
466
00:31:16,625 --> 00:31:18,250
Sorry, I just stepped on you.
467
00:31:18,292 --> 00:31:19,750
We're drunk.
We're fucking drunk.
468
00:31:19,833 --> 00:31:22,309
OK, we're going to play a game.
We're going to play a last game.
469
00:31:22,333 --> 00:31:23,583
Final game of the night, yeah?
470
00:31:23,625 --> 00:31:25,125
- It's a mad one.
- It's a big one.
471
00:31:25,167 --> 00:31:26,851
You got to give it your all, okay?
What do we need?
472
00:31:26,875 --> 00:31:28,750
- You going to do it?
- If you do it with me.
473
00:31:28,792 --> 00:31:29,875
Yeah, OK.
474
00:31:31,292 --> 00:31:32,833
OK, let's do this...
475
00:31:34,042 --> 00:31:35,250
Come on.
476
00:31:35,417 --> 00:31:36,708
One more, right?
477
00:31:36,750 --> 00:31:39,083
Final!
It's the fucking final, guys.
478
00:31:39,125 --> 00:31:42,250
Get your game faces on.
Stretch it out! Ready?
479
00:31:42,458 --> 00:31:44,542
We need two boys
up on this stage now.
480
00:31:44,583 --> 00:31:45,667
Get me two boys!
481
00:31:45,708 --> 00:31:48,208
- Who've we got? Hands up!
- So many hands!
482
00:31:48,250 --> 00:31:50,500
I can't hear you.
483
00:31:50,625 --> 00:31:51,667
Who's wants it?
484
00:31:51,792 --> 00:31:53,208
Oi, oi, look who it is.
485
00:31:53,333 --> 00:31:56,292
Yes, let's have our loser from
earlier back, come on, in the blue.
486
00:31:56,417 --> 00:31:58,542
Let's get you up.
Prove yourself this time.
487
00:31:59,917 --> 00:32:01,667
Let's go!
488
00:32:04,375 --> 00:32:05,958
Yeah!
489
00:32:06,292 --> 00:32:08,476
- Who we got here?
- Up you get, up you get, up you get!
490
00:32:08,500 --> 00:32:09,583
Badger.
491
00:32:10,083 --> 00:32:11,458
Badger!
492
00:32:12,458 --> 00:32:14,417
Over here we got Badger!
493
00:32:15,333 --> 00:32:18,167
Badger! Badger! Badger!
494
00:32:18,292 --> 00:32:19,917
What's your name, boy?
495
00:32:20,042 --> 00:32:21,917
My name's Tom
and I'm from fucking London!
496
00:32:21,958 --> 00:32:23,750
Tom from fucking London, yeah!
497
00:32:23,833 --> 00:32:25,125
We love a Londoner!
498
00:32:27,625 --> 00:32:30,208
Oi! Now, listen up,
the game we are playing
499
00:32:30,250 --> 00:32:35,167
is these two lovely boys have got
to get fucking hard, all right?
500
00:32:36,250 --> 00:32:38,750
- We need some girls!
- We need some fucking girls.
501
00:32:45,125 --> 00:32:47,458
- Come on...
- Oh, no.
502
00:32:47,583 --> 00:32:50,333
Oh, this one's a lucky boy, eh?
503
00:32:50,917 --> 00:32:53,833
Three girls over here.
That's it, over here! That's it.
504
00:32:53,958 --> 00:32:56,500
That is amazing technique.
How are you not hard?
505
00:32:57,750 --> 00:32:59,833
Ooh, Jesus Christ, she's gagging.
506
00:33:00,375 --> 00:33:02,417
Come on, Badger,
go to your happy place, mate.
507
00:33:02,542 --> 00:33:04,583
Go on, girls! That's it!
508
00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:06,917
That's it! Oh, my God!
509
00:33:07,042 --> 00:33:10,250
Yeah! My fucking boy!
510
00:33:13,208 --> 00:33:15,000
Let's go, darling.
Go on, deep-throat him.
511
00:33:15,125 --> 00:33:17,333
Yes! Yes!
512
00:33:17,667 --> 00:33:19,750
What are we saying?
What are we fucking saying?
513
00:33:21,667 --> 00:33:23,375
Yes, yes, yes! He's hard!
Badger is hard!
514
00:33:38,875 --> 00:33:39,875
Oh.
515
00:34:02,167 --> 00:34:03,250
Skye?
516
00:34:04,875 --> 00:34:06,125
Yeah.
517
00:34:06,833 --> 00:34:08,667
Is that bed free yet?
518
00:34:15,208 --> 00:34:16,625
Yeah, mate.
519
00:34:17,042 --> 00:34:18,500
Go on.
520
00:34:18,625 --> 00:34:20,542
And take the pan with you, innit?
521
00:34:23,958 --> 00:34:25,500
Oh fuck!
522
00:34:26,125 --> 00:34:27,167
Thanks.
523
00:34:37,250 --> 00:34:38,417
Yo!
524
00:34:38,542 --> 00:34:41,750
You've got a big smirk on your face.
Have you got something to tell us?
525
00:34:41,958 --> 00:34:42,958
Go on!
526
00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:45,333
Go on, get in there!
He just got a second.
527
00:34:45,458 --> 00:34:46,792
Shh!
528
00:34:47,125 --> 00:34:48,375
Please, Badger.
529
00:34:48,542 --> 00:34:51,083
I wondered when youse lot would surface.
530
00:34:51,208 --> 00:34:52,583
Morning.
531
00:34:55,917 --> 00:34:57,625
Not feeling too good, lass?
532
00:34:58,500 --> 00:35:00,875
Get some brekkie down ya,
round two starting soon.
533
00:35:02,125 --> 00:35:04,375
Fucking hell, you're really in
for the worst, aren't you?
534
00:35:04,500 --> 00:35:07,708
I thought you southern fairies knew
how to party, you fucking jokers.
535
00:35:08,083 --> 00:35:10,458
Don't feel very jokes right now.
536
00:35:21,083 --> 00:35:22,625
Gorgeous, pet!
537
00:35:27,250 --> 00:35:28,375
Fuck!
538
00:35:29,667 --> 00:35:31,708
Why so early?
539
00:35:32,708 --> 00:35:34,625
I don't remember anything at all.
540
00:35:36,375 --> 00:35:37,917
Is Taz at theirs?
541
00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:40,458
Must be.
542
00:35:44,125 --> 00:35:45,250
Hm.
543
00:35:53,875 --> 00:35:56,250
Eating's cheating, babe.
544
00:35:58,125 --> 00:35:59,750
Oh, my God, please stop.
545
00:35:59,875 --> 00:36:01,792
You're going to make me sick again.
546
00:36:02,750 --> 00:36:04,458
What, you want some?
547
00:36:07,458 --> 00:36:09,500
Oi, do us a favour
and wake Tara up.
548
00:36:09,625 --> 00:36:11,542
Me and her have got
some unfinished business.
549
00:36:11,708 --> 00:36:14,833
We all know how you finish
your business now, Badger.
550
00:36:15,875 --> 00:36:17,333
You lot up for pool?
551
00:36:18,250 --> 00:36:19,917
- Yeah.
- Em?
552
00:36:20,417 --> 00:36:22,208
- Yeah.
- Worst bit is, yeah,
553
00:36:22,333 --> 00:36:23,583
I've got no memory of it.
554
00:36:24,417 --> 00:36:27,333
Probably the greatest thing to ever
happen to me in my whole entire life.
555
00:36:27,375 --> 00:36:28,792
No memory.
556
00:36:29,542 --> 00:36:31,250
That was the best thing?
557
00:36:31,625 --> 00:36:33,375
Hopefully,
them girls feel the same.
558
00:36:33,417 --> 00:36:35,125
Yeah, I hope
they don't remember it either.
559
00:36:36,125 --> 00:36:38,375
Your life sounds proper shit.
560
00:36:39,167 --> 00:36:40,375
Rinsed.
561
00:36:40,500 --> 00:36:42,333
Oi! Last night
were crazy, you know?
562
00:36:42,458 --> 00:36:44,417
Taz, come out here! Mush!
563
00:36:44,458 --> 00:36:46,917
Stop screaming, you lunatic.
564
00:36:47,542 --> 00:36:49,292
Well, if you won't get her
out here...
565
00:36:50,625 --> 00:36:52,208
She's with you, no?
566
00:36:52,292 --> 00:36:53,833
Yeah! Ain't she at yours?
567
00:36:53,875 --> 00:36:55,667
No, why would she be here?
568
00:36:56,458 --> 00:36:58,042
Well, she came back with you.
569
00:36:58,833 --> 00:37:00,625
She not at yours?
570
00:37:01,208 --> 00:37:03,958
He's joking about.
Just bring her out.
571
00:37:04,250 --> 00:37:06,333
On my Mum's life, I'm not joking.
572
00:37:11,292 --> 00:37:12,667
Check your phone.
573
00:37:13,500 --> 00:37:15,125
She would've said something.
574
00:37:16,500 --> 00:37:19,500
This is typical Tara behaviour.
575
00:37:20,125 --> 00:37:21,750
She's always on one.
576
00:37:25,500 --> 00:37:27,750
See, last seen in the apartment, now.
577
00:37:33,750 --> 00:37:35,208
Damn!
578
00:37:35,542 --> 00:37:37,208
I guess girl got laid.
579
00:37:41,417 --> 00:37:43,958
What she doing
leaving her phone here?
580
00:37:45,708 --> 00:37:47,750
- Why are you being weird?
- I'm not.
581
00:37:50,625 --> 00:37:53,708
- Oi, just look proper, yeah?
- Yeah, check.
582
00:37:53,750 --> 00:37:55,542
Mate, I'd know if she came here.
583
00:37:55,792 --> 00:37:57,583
She's definitely still on it.
584
00:38:07,125 --> 00:38:08,750
I don't like it.
585
00:38:09,375 --> 00:38:10,792
Just chill out.
586
00:38:12,417 --> 00:38:15,792
It's nothing major, is it?
Just fucking stop panicking.
587
00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:18,042
Should have moved quicker, bro.
588
00:38:18,833 --> 00:38:21,208
Don't you get jealous, you.
It doesn't suit you.
589
00:38:24,875 --> 00:38:26,958
What are you trying to get at?
590
00:38:30,542 --> 00:38:31,958
Where is she, then?
591
00:38:32,208 --> 00:38:34,208
- You chat shit.
- I don't know.
592
00:38:35,375 --> 00:38:38,000
I can't just sit here.
I'm going to talk to reception, okay?
593
00:38:45,667 --> 00:38:47,417
See you down the pool, yeah?
594
00:38:47,458 --> 00:38:49,208
Come on, boys, let's go.
595
00:38:49,792 --> 00:38:51,167
Badger, you coming?
596
00:38:58,333 --> 00:38:59,667
Oi!
597
00:39:08,583 --> 00:39:10,417
Do you want to come and chill here?
598
00:39:38,167 --> 00:39:40,292
I'm so proud of Tara, man.
599
00:39:43,625 --> 00:39:44,958
Proud?
600
00:39:48,917 --> 00:39:50,875
I bet she's finally...
601
00:39:55,208 --> 00:39:57,125
She's wanted to for so long.
602
00:40:00,375 --> 00:40:02,083
What are you on about?
603
00:40:07,125 --> 00:40:09,167
She's a massive virgin, mate.
604
00:40:23,875 --> 00:40:25,583
Do you think she's all right?
605
00:40:27,167 --> 00:40:29,417
Mate, she's having
the time of her life.
606
00:40:37,042 --> 00:40:38,625
Are you jealous?
607
00:40:40,583 --> 00:40:43,042
No, it's...
it's not that, it's just...
608
00:40:47,750 --> 00:40:49,917
Well, we could go looking for her.
609
00:40:51,125 --> 00:40:53,000
Yeah, maybe that's a good idea.
610
00:41:13,917 --> 00:41:15,667
Ho, ho, this one's a lucky boy, eh?
611
00:41:18,083 --> 00:41:19,292
Let's go darling!
612
00:41:19,333 --> 00:41:20,750
Go on, deep throat him.
613
00:41:21,667 --> 00:41:23,042
Jesus Christ, she's gagging.
614
00:41:25,917 --> 00:41:26,958
Hi darling.
615
00:41:48,542 --> 00:41:49,958
All right, you?
616
00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:51,625
- Paddy!
- What are you doing?
617
00:41:51,667 --> 00:41:53,917
Um... not going home.
618
00:41:54,417 --> 00:41:56,542
Is it past your bedtime already?
619
00:41:57,542 --> 00:41:59,083
Where's everyone else?
620
00:41:59,833 --> 00:42:01,375
Still going, I think.
621
00:42:01,417 --> 00:42:03,917
Yeah? Oh, come on,
you can't go to bed.
622
00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:06,417
Me and you are always
last ones standing.
623
00:42:06,792 --> 00:42:09,042
You're not going leave me
on my own, are you?
624
00:42:11,458 --> 00:42:12,875
We go to beach?
625
00:42:14,875 --> 00:42:17,083
Come on! I know you want to.
626
00:42:18,208 --> 00:42:19,875
Come on!
627
00:42:26,250 --> 00:42:28,250
- Sit there.
- Here?
628
00:42:33,875 --> 00:42:35,917
You don't fancy the strip, then, no?
629
00:42:35,958 --> 00:42:37,917
- No.
- Why?
630
00:42:38,875 --> 00:42:40,417
I don't know.
631
00:42:43,750 --> 00:42:45,667
Don't you think it's mad how, like,
632
00:42:46,417 --> 00:42:48,333
sand just gets everywhere?
633
00:42:48,875 --> 00:42:50,375
No, we're on a beach.
634
00:42:51,833 --> 00:42:53,292
What are you on about?
635
00:42:53,333 --> 00:42:56,500
Yeah but, it just gets everywhere.
636
00:43:05,875 --> 00:43:08,750
I've not noticed it before,
but you're proper beautiful, you know?
637
00:43:15,958 --> 00:43:19,625
Some kind of compliment
in there somewhere.
638
00:43:21,833 --> 00:43:23,833
You're into our lad, though,
aren't you?
639
00:43:29,625 --> 00:43:31,625
So, what are you into, then?
640
00:43:35,042 --> 00:43:36,125
Hmm...
641
00:43:37,583 --> 00:43:40,583
Pasta and cheesy chips.
642
00:43:42,083 --> 00:43:44,167
You're fucking jokes, you!
643
00:43:53,625 --> 00:43:55,750
Oi, let's go skinny dipping.
644
00:43:55,917 --> 00:43:57,083
- No.
- Why?
645
00:43:57,250 --> 00:43:59,042
- 'Cause it's so cold.
- Come on! Come on!
646
00:43:59,083 --> 00:44:00,875
Paddy, no! No!
647
00:44:01,083 --> 00:44:03,833
Paddy, no! I don't want to!
Put me down!
648
00:44:03,875 --> 00:44:05,833
Paddy! No!
649
00:44:06,042 --> 00:44:08,625
No! Put me down!
650
00:44:10,250 --> 00:44:13,000
- It's all right once you're in it!
- It's not, alright at all Paddy.
651
00:44:13,042 --> 00:44:14,208
It's fucking freezing!
652
00:44:14,625 --> 00:44:16,250
Come here.
653
00:44:17,250 --> 00:44:18,333
Come here.
654
00:44:22,167 --> 00:44:24,125
You're going to lose all your teeth.
655
00:44:26,208 --> 00:44:27,625
Come here.
656
00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:33,083
What you laughing at?
657
00:44:35,458 --> 00:44:37,167
Paddy, stop!
658
00:44:37,292 --> 00:44:39,375
- What?
- Stop.
659
00:44:39,500 --> 00:44:41,167
All right, I won't touch you.
660
00:44:51,875 --> 00:44:53,750
No!
661
00:44:54,083 --> 00:44:55,458
- Come here.
- What?
662
00:44:55,667 --> 00:44:56,958
I'm cold!
663
00:44:59,458 --> 00:45:02,417
I think it's a bit unfair how it don't
work both ways, though, really.
664
00:45:02,542 --> 00:45:04,250
I'm cold.
665
00:45:07,417 --> 00:45:08,875
Come on, then.
666
00:45:22,083 --> 00:45:23,875
Weren't me, boss!
667
00:45:24,500 --> 00:45:25,875
What?
668
00:45:26,167 --> 00:45:28,833
I can't help it when it's wiggling
in front of me like that, can I?
669
00:45:30,333 --> 00:45:31,958
What are you so uptight for?
670
00:45:32,125 --> 00:45:33,417
I'm not.
671
00:45:34,250 --> 00:45:36,125
I thought you were the fun one.
672
00:45:36,875 --> 00:45:38,750
- Are you cold?
- Yes.
673
00:45:39,708 --> 00:45:41,000
Come on.
674
00:45:42,167 --> 00:45:43,792
Wet clothes make you colder.
675
00:45:57,583 --> 00:46:00,292
Chill out, it's not like
I'm asking you to marry me, is it?
676
00:46:01,750 --> 00:46:04,625
What do you mean,
this isn't the wedding?
677
00:46:16,833 --> 00:46:18,125
Yeah?
678
00:46:26,833 --> 00:46:28,250
Yeah?
679
00:46:31,208 --> 00:46:32,708
Yeah.
680
00:48:34,042 --> 00:48:36,083
What's your name?
681
00:48:36,125 --> 00:48:37,542
Tara.
682
00:48:38,458 --> 00:48:39,667
What's yours?
683
00:48:40,042 --> 00:48:41,333
I'm Fi.
684
00:48:42,500 --> 00:48:45,667
- Oi, you lot, this is Tara.
- Tara!
685
00:49:03,708 --> 00:49:05,583
Are you okay?
686
00:49:06,333 --> 00:49:07,917
Yeah, sorry.
687
00:49:08,500 --> 00:49:10,292
Where's your mates at?
688
00:49:11,708 --> 00:49:12,958
Um.
689
00:49:13,042 --> 00:49:14,667
We got split up.
690
00:50:11,375 --> 00:50:13,500
Do you want to come back?
691
00:50:13,667 --> 00:50:14,958
Yeah? Come on.
692
00:50:15,208 --> 00:50:18,083
Right, oi, wait! Hold!
One, two... right!
693
00:50:18,208 --> 00:50:20,000
Move!
694
00:50:21,125 --> 00:50:23,500
Let's go. Party back at our place!
695
00:50:29,792 --> 00:50:31,917
Tara! Tara! Tara!
696
00:50:35,875 --> 00:50:37,458
Three, two, one!
697
00:50:41,458 --> 00:50:42,958
That was stunning!
698
00:50:49,000 --> 00:50:50,958
You can sleep on the sofa,
I can go in with Josh.
699
00:50:51,083 --> 00:50:52,917
No, no, no.
700
00:50:53,042 --> 00:50:55,167
I'm just going to have a quick nap,
701
00:50:55,292 --> 00:50:57,083
and then, then I'll be fine.
702
00:50:57,583 --> 00:50:59,292
- That's not happening.
- It's fine.
703
00:50:59,458 --> 00:51:00,792
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
704
00:51:00,917 --> 00:51:04,292
So, like, are you and Josh
together, like?
705
00:51:04,792 --> 00:51:08,417
No, no, no, no, we're, like,
we're, like, basically family.
706
00:51:08,750 --> 00:51:11,917
- No, right, come on, seriously, in!
- No!
707
00:51:12,167 --> 00:51:13,292
- Yes!
- This is comfy!
708
00:51:13,417 --> 00:51:16,042
Well, at least just stay inside.
Everyone's, like, proper sound.
709
00:51:16,083 --> 00:51:20,542
No, I know, everyone is so nice,
but I'm... this is good for me.
710
00:51:21,042 --> 00:51:24,208
All right, fine. Okay, but you know
where we are if you need us.
711
00:51:24,750 --> 00:51:25,875
Thank you.
712
00:51:25,917 --> 00:51:28,167
- Night!
- Good night.
713
00:53:13,875 --> 00:53:15,167
Guess who's back!
714
00:53:15,208 --> 00:53:16,375
Hey!
715
00:53:16,500 --> 00:53:19,958
- Tara!
- I fucking told you lot.
716
00:53:20,875 --> 00:53:22,042
Snap!
717
00:53:22,083 --> 00:53:24,000
Right, right, right.
That's one that you've won.
718
00:53:24,042 --> 00:53:25,167
Yeah, alright...
719
00:53:25,208 --> 00:53:26,667
You must have...
720
00:53:28,125 --> 00:53:29,125
Snap!
721
00:53:31,500 --> 00:53:33,167
Come on, details!
722
00:53:33,250 --> 00:53:34,667
You were going to say?
723
00:53:34,792 --> 00:53:37,458
It was a sick night.
724
00:53:58,917 --> 00:54:00,833
So, did you and Paige...?
725
00:54:01,292 --> 00:54:04,042
No, we were going to
this afternoon, but...
726
00:54:04,292 --> 00:54:05,750
I don't know, I think...
727
00:54:05,875 --> 00:54:08,125
I think she's kind of nervous,
you know?
728
00:54:09,250 --> 00:54:11,208
Don't change the subject.
729
00:54:11,625 --> 00:54:13,292
Where've you been?
730
00:54:13,875 --> 00:54:15,917
You know, I was really freaking out.
731
00:54:16,292 --> 00:54:18,542
And, what,
you left your phone here, too.
732
00:54:21,625 --> 00:54:23,083
Taz.
733
00:54:25,500 --> 00:54:29,208
I, I slept with Paddy.
734
00:54:32,083 --> 00:54:34,042
No fucking way!
735
00:54:37,875 --> 00:54:40,125
When? How did that happen?
736
00:54:41,000 --> 00:54:42,583
On the beach.
737
00:54:43,167 --> 00:54:44,958
Oh, on the beach!
738
00:54:47,375 --> 00:54:49,167
Sounds really romantic.
739
00:54:50,042 --> 00:54:51,500
No.
740
00:54:51,792 --> 00:54:53,292
Was it good?
741
00:54:53,500 --> 00:54:54,792
Um...
742
00:54:58,417 --> 00:55:02,125
And then I met
these absolute legends in a club,
743
00:55:02,250 --> 00:55:06,333
danced for hours,
and then went back to their villa.
744
00:55:06,458 --> 00:55:09,125
And it was really mental,
but they were really cool, so...
745
00:55:10,083 --> 00:55:11,292
I was there all night.
746
00:55:11,500 --> 00:55:13,500
So, what did I miss?
747
00:55:13,708 --> 00:55:15,000
Who was it?
748
00:55:17,583 --> 00:55:19,792
Oh, you're proper sneaky,
you know?
749
00:55:21,042 --> 00:55:22,542
All of this,
we got to stick together,
750
00:55:22,667 --> 00:55:24,417
have each other's back,
blah-blah-blah.
751
00:55:24,542 --> 00:55:27,000
Runs off, has sex and gets new mates.
752
00:55:27,292 --> 00:55:28,667
Who was it?
753
00:55:30,500 --> 00:55:31,833
Paddy.
754
00:55:32,917 --> 00:55:34,375
Oh my God!
755
00:55:36,917 --> 00:55:39,083
Holiday romance brewing!
756
00:55:39,417 --> 00:55:40,417
No.
757
00:55:40,542 --> 00:55:43,417
Don't you think it's weird that
he hasn't said anything to youse?
758
00:55:43,583 --> 00:55:45,625
No.
759
00:55:46,458 --> 00:55:48,500
I mean,
it'll defo happen again, won't it?
760
00:55:49,625 --> 00:55:52,417
Hey, come on.
Let's get back into it.
761
00:55:52,708 --> 00:55:54,708
There's much to be celebrating,
ain't there?
762
00:55:57,500 --> 00:56:00,375
Get some more shots in!
You run out of shots?
763
00:56:00,417 --> 00:56:02,708
- All right, shots!
- Yeah, shots, shots!
764
00:56:02,750 --> 00:56:04,875
To Taz, the fucking legend!
765
00:56:05,250 --> 00:56:06,458
Yes!
766
00:56:06,583 --> 00:56:09,125
Round four, let's go!
767
00:56:12,208 --> 00:56:13,542
- Thank you.
- Ugh!
768
00:56:13,667 --> 00:56:15,042
Mm!
769
00:56:18,250 --> 00:56:20,292
- You all right?
- Yeah.
770
00:56:22,125 --> 00:56:25,125
Right! I'll see you lot later.
White Party.
771
00:56:25,250 --> 00:56:27,125
- We'll have pres here.
- Yeah.
772
00:56:38,583 --> 00:56:40,833
Last night was very jokes.
773
00:56:55,083 --> 00:56:56,667
Oi, Taz.
774
00:56:57,792 --> 00:57:00,708
Do you think you're going to sleep
with Paddy again tonight?
775
00:57:01,583 --> 00:57:02,958
Mm, no.
776
00:57:15,375 --> 00:57:17,292
Guys, Mum's just text.
777
00:57:17,708 --> 00:57:19,792
The results,
apparently they've got them.
778
00:57:21,458 --> 00:57:22,875
Oh my God.
779
00:57:26,333 --> 00:57:29,125
- I don't think I can look.
- I'm going to shower.
780
00:57:29,292 --> 00:57:31,083
You not going to look?
781
00:57:31,292 --> 00:57:33,083
No, I know that I fucked it.
782
00:57:35,792 --> 00:57:37,042
Yeah, me too.
783
00:57:39,375 --> 00:57:40,917
She said I did it.
784
00:57:40,958 --> 00:57:43,417
Oh my God, yes mate,
I knew you'd smash it!
785
00:57:48,667 --> 00:57:52,125
MUM
INCOMING CALL
786
00:57:53,792 --> 00:57:57,375
Look, you can always retake, okay?
787
00:57:57,792 --> 00:58:00,750
Just don't worry about it for now.
Just have a good time,
788
00:58:00,792 --> 00:58:03,792
and we'll talk about it
when you're home, okay?
789
00:58:03,833 --> 00:58:05,208
We love you.
790
00:58:33,083 --> 00:58:36,000
Guys, I'm a fucking genius.
791
00:58:36,292 --> 00:58:37,792
Yes, you are, bitch!
792
00:59:02,958 --> 00:59:05,125
- Taz, get the door.
- Taz, go get the door.
793
00:59:05,167 --> 00:59:07,792
- I've only got one eyelash on.
- Police! Open up!
794
00:59:07,833 --> 00:59:09,625
Ah! We got you there!
795
00:59:10,000 --> 00:59:12,708
Yo, we met these down at t' pool.
Hope you don't mind.
796
00:59:13,125 --> 00:59:16,167
No, the more the merrier.
Do youse want a drink?
797
00:59:18,250 --> 00:59:20,000
- A shot? Well how many you got?
- Yeah.
798
00:59:21,125 --> 00:59:23,583
- Wait, what's your name?
- I'm Gemma.
799
00:59:23,625 --> 00:59:25,542
- Gemma.
- Leah.
800
00:59:26,833 --> 00:59:28,667
Gemma, Leah,
I'm Skye, this is Em.
801
00:59:30,125 --> 00:59:32,708
- Tara.
- Em, send me a cup!
802
00:59:33,833 --> 00:59:36,583
- Catch.
- Fucking hell. Sorry, love.
803
00:59:36,833 --> 00:59:38,375
I know what a Libra looks like
804
00:59:38,708 --> 00:59:39,833
Where's them balloons then?
805
00:59:40,125 --> 00:59:41,958
Yeah, come on,
let's go out for a fag.
806
00:59:42,042 --> 00:59:43,250
It's too warm in here.
807
00:59:46,000 --> 00:59:47,958
- Oh.
- Take one of them.
808
00:59:48,333 --> 00:59:49,917
And you. Oi.
809
00:59:50,042 --> 00:59:51,292
Taz.
810
00:59:52,083 --> 00:59:53,583
You good?
811
00:59:59,667 --> 01:00:03,917
Imagine, yeah,
this genius got ten As!
812
01:00:04,042 --> 01:00:06,583
Let's get fucked up!
813
01:00:07,750 --> 01:00:11,333
Oi, shut up!
You did so fucking well.
814
01:00:11,458 --> 01:00:14,042
- So well!
- Wait, you looked?
815
01:00:14,167 --> 01:00:16,333
Yeah. Taz, I persuaded her, innit?
816
01:00:16,958 --> 01:00:19,792
I thought you said
you weren't going to check results.
817
01:00:19,917 --> 01:00:23,042
She might even be able
to come with me next year.
818
01:00:26,542 --> 01:00:28,083
Don't be sad, Taz.
819
01:00:28,125 --> 01:00:29,917
Whatever you do,
you're going to be great.
820
01:00:30,042 --> 01:00:32,625
When are we going?
821
01:00:32,750 --> 01:00:35,000
- Are we going soon?
- Come on, Taz.
822
01:00:37,250 --> 01:00:39,167
Oh, it's going be so fun.
823
01:00:39,292 --> 01:00:41,292
White Party!
824
01:00:52,583 --> 01:00:55,333
We got to keep an eye on Em tonight.
She's already looking fucked.
825
01:00:55,458 --> 01:00:58,083
We're not going to babysit her, though.
826
01:00:58,208 --> 01:01:01,083
Like, it's results night,
she's worked for it.
827
01:01:01,500 --> 01:01:04,917
Pretty sure you don't need ten As
to open a restaurant anyway.
828
01:01:05,708 --> 01:01:07,417
I'll get you on front desk.
829
01:01:07,667 --> 01:01:10,083
What restaurant have you been to
what has a front desk?
830
01:01:10,208 --> 01:01:12,792
Two coats? Any bags?
Yeah, that's four pounds!
831
01:01:12,917 --> 01:01:15,792
That's not front desk,
that's a cloakroom!
832
01:01:15,958 --> 01:01:18,333
I'm not going to be working
on a cloakroom.
833
01:01:18,583 --> 01:01:21,167
Yeah, I'm not sure you've got
much choice at this point.
834
01:01:26,500 --> 01:01:27,917
Nah, come on.
835
01:01:28,875 --> 01:01:30,125
I'm joking.
836
01:01:32,583 --> 01:01:35,042
I would be kinda jokes
in a cloakroom, though.
837
01:01:40,125 --> 01:01:42,167
So what, is Paddy good, then?
838
01:01:46,333 --> 01:01:47,750
Yeah, I guess.
839
01:01:48,750 --> 01:01:51,125
Like, he knew
what he was doing, innit?
840
01:01:53,542 --> 01:01:55,250
Yeah, he looks like it.
841
01:01:57,792 --> 01:01:59,250
Did he, like...
842
01:02:00,000 --> 01:02:02,333
pick you up and throw you
about and that?
843
01:02:03,958 --> 01:02:05,375
Kind of.
844
01:02:06,708 --> 01:02:08,583
Like, he's strong.
845
01:02:11,458 --> 01:02:14,167
Then you should deffo go
for round two with him.
846
01:02:25,292 --> 01:02:26,958
- That's yours.
- Thanks.
847
01:02:27,708 --> 01:02:31,083
All right, you two,
save it for the bedroom.
848
01:02:32,542 --> 01:02:34,042
You all right?
849
01:02:34,167 --> 01:02:35,583
Yeah, you all right?
850
01:02:39,792 --> 01:02:42,667
Sorry about last night.
I was trashed.
851
01:02:43,625 --> 01:02:45,250
What do you mean?
852
01:02:49,208 --> 01:02:50,708
It's fine.
853
01:03:16,417 --> 01:03:18,000
Fuck...
854
01:03:20,625 --> 01:03:21,875
Fucking, yeah...
855
01:03:32,167 --> 01:03:33,958
It's giving me a migraine.
856
01:03:34,833 --> 01:03:36,458
Come on then, let's have a shot.
857
01:03:36,500 --> 01:03:38,833
No, I don't want vodka,
I just want a shot. Go on.
858
01:05:42,875 --> 01:05:44,083
Oi oi!
859
01:05:44,792 --> 01:05:47,333
Where the fuck
have you been all night?
860
01:05:51,542 --> 01:05:53,333
We're going skinny dipping.
861
01:05:56,000 --> 01:05:57,625
At the hotel?
862
01:05:57,750 --> 01:05:59,458
No, at the beach.
863
01:06:00,542 --> 01:06:01,958
I'm good.
864
01:06:02,792 --> 01:06:05,958
Come on! It's your last night here.
Stop being a little weirdo.
865
01:06:06,875 --> 01:06:09,083
I don't wanna get sand everywhere.
866
01:06:09,625 --> 01:06:11,625
It's just fucking sand!
867
01:06:13,500 --> 01:06:14,958
I'm all right.
868
01:06:16,125 --> 01:06:17,792
Stop being a freak, Taz.
869
01:06:20,125 --> 01:06:21,167
Okay.
870
01:06:22,625 --> 01:06:25,042
Tara come on, I'm only joking.
871
01:06:29,542 --> 01:06:31,125
Oi, come Badger.
872
01:06:31,250 --> 01:06:33,542
No. I'd better walk her back.
873
01:06:35,583 --> 01:06:37,000
Fuck!
874
01:06:45,125 --> 01:06:46,250
Oh ho!
875
01:06:48,333 --> 01:06:50,083
What you doing, bro?
876
01:06:50,125 --> 01:06:51,958
Going down t' beach?
Everyone's there.
877
01:06:52,000 --> 01:06:53,500
Yeah, of course.
878
01:06:55,208 --> 01:06:57,167
Come on. Paddy's coming.
879
01:06:59,875 --> 01:07:01,417
She loves it on t' beach, her.
880
01:07:04,333 --> 01:07:05,583
Come.
881
01:07:10,167 --> 01:07:11,750
I'll come and find you later on.
882
01:07:45,375 --> 01:07:47,042
Do you want a drink?
883
01:07:56,333 --> 01:07:57,333
Cuppa?
884
01:08:01,250 --> 01:08:02,792
Yeah, sure.
885
01:08:05,000 --> 01:08:09,083
What would you rather be,
a baby goat or a mata baby?
886
01:08:10,958 --> 01:08:12,833
What's a mata baby?
887
01:08:13,250 --> 01:08:15,542
I don't know baby,
what's the matter with you?
888
01:08:24,917 --> 01:08:26,750
Do you want any sugar?
889
01:08:27,333 --> 01:08:28,875
Uh-huh.
890
01:11:12,167 --> 01:11:14,917
- Party! Party! Party!
- Taz! Taz!
891
01:11:15,042 --> 01:11:17,667
Where were you?
We missed you, mate.
892
01:11:18,875 --> 01:11:22,792
- Come on, gorgeous!
- Party! Party! Party! Party!
893
01:11:23,042 --> 01:11:25,917
- What time is it?
- We didn't come here to sleep.
894
01:11:26,042 --> 01:11:27,542
We bought you a present.
895
01:11:28,458 --> 01:11:30,333
- Got a dead weight!
- Sort her out.
896
01:11:30,708 --> 01:11:32,833
Wake up, you lazybones.
897
01:11:33,417 --> 01:11:35,792
- You're not even asleep.
- Come on!
898
01:11:36,000 --> 01:11:38,833
- What's the matter with you?
- Party! Party! Party!
899
01:11:38,958 --> 01:11:42,292
- Oi, Badger, where's the fags?
- Get up! Stop being lazy.
900
01:11:48,833 --> 01:11:50,125
Hi.
901
01:11:55,208 --> 01:11:56,625
Hi.
902
01:11:58,375 --> 01:12:00,000
I just want to say...
903
01:12:01,875 --> 01:12:03,958
last night were amazing.
904
01:12:12,458 --> 01:12:14,125
I'm asleep.
905
01:12:15,333 --> 01:12:17,083
I just came to say hi.
906
01:12:19,208 --> 01:12:20,500
Hi.
907
01:12:28,000 --> 01:12:29,292
What are you doing?
908
01:12:29,583 --> 01:12:31,167
Sleeping here.
909
01:12:44,125 --> 01:12:45,750
Did you not like it?
910
01:12:52,708 --> 01:12:54,917
Yo, I've got a drink
for you here, bro.
911
01:12:55,083 --> 01:12:56,792
I'm all right, me, bro.
912
01:12:57,417 --> 01:13:00,542
I'm good. I'm going to go to bed, me,
I'm pretty tired.
913
01:13:03,500 --> 01:13:05,292
I'm a taken man now, aren't I?
914
01:13:22,875 --> 01:13:24,708
What are you wearing?
915
01:13:28,000 --> 01:13:29,875
Get these off you, you'll be red hot.
916
01:13:46,792 --> 01:13:48,500
Everyone's here, Paddy,
and I'm asleep.
917
01:13:48,542 --> 01:13:50,208
All right, all right.
918
01:13:52,292 --> 01:13:53,917
Taz?
919
01:13:56,917 --> 01:13:58,167
Tara?
920
01:13:58,375 --> 01:13:59,833
Yeah, Em?
921
01:14:01,083 --> 01:14:02,500
Love you.
922
01:14:04,708 --> 01:14:06,250
I love you, too, mate.
923
01:14:08,000 --> 01:14:09,458
You all right?
924
01:14:10,833 --> 01:14:12,000
Yeah.
925
01:14:12,167 --> 01:14:13,667
I am,
926
01:14:14,292 --> 01:14:16,333
but I'm a bit pissed, though, mate.
927
01:14:17,542 --> 01:14:20,292
I think I'm really going to
miss you next year.
928
01:14:20,958 --> 01:14:22,958
Are we still going to hang out?
929
01:14:23,458 --> 01:14:25,125
Yeah, mate, we will.
930
01:14:25,792 --> 01:14:27,875
We'll be best friends for life.
931
01:14:29,250 --> 01:14:30,333
Hm.
932
01:14:53,542 --> 01:14:55,667
Don't move. Let me do it.
933
01:15:00,375 --> 01:15:02,167
Am I too fast?
934
01:15:02,542 --> 01:15:04,333
You like it fast, don't you?
935
01:15:04,833 --> 01:15:06,500
My neck is killing me...
936
01:15:06,583 --> 01:15:08,542
Let us in the bed, for fuck's sake.
937
01:15:11,750 --> 01:15:16,000
That floor is fucking rough,
mate, my neck's fucked.
938
01:15:24,792 --> 01:15:26,625
Told you you would.
939
01:15:28,958 --> 01:15:30,708
I love you, mate.
940
01:15:33,208 --> 01:15:35,417
Best holiday ever.
941
01:16:34,583 --> 01:16:36,542
Probably won't go out tonight.
942
01:16:40,625 --> 01:16:42,625
Went a bit hard, innit?
943
01:16:56,500 --> 01:16:58,667
You can't pretend you can't hear me.
944
01:16:59,167 --> 01:17:01,000
I made it onto your balcony now.
945
01:17:02,292 --> 01:17:04,208
Yeah, sorry, I'm just tired.
946
01:17:08,292 --> 01:17:10,208
Wake up legends!
947
01:17:10,250 --> 01:17:12,917
Mission complete! On t' next one!
948
01:17:13,167 --> 01:17:14,583
Round...
949
01:17:15,125 --> 01:17:17,042
Fucking what round is it?
950
01:17:17,250 --> 01:17:18,583
Morning, gorgeous. All right?
951
01:17:25,542 --> 01:17:27,125
What you saying?
952
01:17:27,500 --> 01:17:29,250
Nothing, I'm chilling, bro.
953
01:17:34,125 --> 01:17:36,000
Fucking hell! Good chat lads!
954
01:17:51,333 --> 01:17:53,375
He's a nightmare of a guy.
955
01:17:55,292 --> 01:17:56,667
Mm...
956
01:18:06,125 --> 01:18:07,833
I've known him since I were little.
957
01:18:09,792 --> 01:18:13,042
His mum and my mum,
they're best mates.
958
01:18:20,292 --> 01:18:22,125
And we live on the same street.
959
01:18:24,167 --> 01:18:25,792
That's nice.
960
01:18:50,292 --> 01:18:51,667
See you back home.
961
01:18:51,792 --> 01:18:53,958
Yeah, we'll come down.
It'll be well jokes.
962
01:18:54,083 --> 01:18:55,583
Yeah, or we'll come up.
963
01:18:55,708 --> 01:18:57,208
See how you northern lot do it.
964
01:18:57,250 --> 01:18:59,250
Anyway, we're all
coming back next year.
965
01:18:59,292 --> 01:19:01,333
Same time, same place, no excuses.
966
01:19:01,375 --> 01:19:03,042
Yeah, no excuses.
967
01:19:03,250 --> 01:19:04,792
No early bedtimes either, Taz.
968
01:19:04,917 --> 01:19:06,167
Call her, then, innit.
969
01:19:06,208 --> 01:19:07,917
Make sure you text me
when you get home.
970
01:19:07,958 --> 01:19:09,542
You gave Paddy your number, yeah?
971
01:19:09,583 --> 01:19:10,917
See you later.
972
01:19:14,958 --> 01:19:16,167
- Bye.
- See ya.
973
01:19:16,250 --> 01:19:17,833
See you gorgeous!
974
01:21:22,375 --> 01:21:24,458
Uh, I'm going to get
some munch from here.
975
01:21:25,708 --> 01:21:27,042
What do youse want?
976
01:21:27,167 --> 01:21:29,417
- Chips if they have them.
- Yeah, chips also.
977
01:21:30,542 --> 01:21:31,833
Banging.
978
01:21:35,042 --> 01:21:37,125
Give us all the details then.
979
01:21:37,542 --> 01:21:39,667
There's not really anything to add to it.
980
01:21:44,042 --> 01:21:46,208
I reckon we'll come back next year.
981
01:21:52,292 --> 01:21:54,292
Oi, you did it again last night, innit?
982
01:22:00,042 --> 01:22:01,542
I swear!
983
01:22:03,125 --> 01:22:05,917
Oh, was it better
the second time, yeah?
984
01:22:12,458 --> 01:22:14,583
Why are you being sheepish?
985
01:22:14,708 --> 01:22:16,458
Come on, give us the details.
986
01:22:16,667 --> 01:22:18,042
No.
987
01:22:18,208 --> 01:22:20,417
It didn't count.
It weren't really proper.
988
01:22:20,500 --> 01:22:23,083
- How can it not be proper?
- Here.
989
01:22:25,625 --> 01:22:26,833
What are you pair saying?
990
01:22:26,958 --> 01:22:28,833
Just saying about last night.
991
01:22:28,917 --> 01:22:30,833
Taz is saying it didn't count.
992
01:22:32,375 --> 01:22:33,667
He's fit.
993
01:22:34,000 --> 01:22:35,167
In my opinion, anyway.
994
01:22:36,042 --> 01:22:37,333
I would have.
995
01:22:39,708 --> 01:22:41,125
Yeah, he is fit.
996
01:22:41,625 --> 01:22:43,958
Who'd have thought
you two would get laid the most?
997
01:22:47,958 --> 01:22:49,708
Yeah, I don't know, he's just...
998
01:22:50,208 --> 01:22:51,667
a weird guy, innit?
999
01:22:52,042 --> 01:22:53,708
What do you mean,
he's a weird guy?
1000
01:22:53,792 --> 01:22:55,042
Forget him!
1001
01:22:56,375 --> 01:22:58,667
We're going out
as soon as we get home, yeah?
1002
01:22:59,042 --> 01:23:01,292
We got local man to get on, now!
1003
01:23:01,667 --> 01:23:03,792
Huh! Fuck Paddy, man!
1004
01:23:03,917 --> 01:23:05,875
You can do so much better.
1005
01:23:14,917 --> 01:23:16,333
Taz?
1006
01:23:21,125 --> 01:23:22,500
I like, I was...
1007
01:23:25,125 --> 01:23:26,667
asleep, so...
1008
01:23:33,083 --> 01:23:34,500
Are you saying...?
1009
01:23:38,292 --> 01:23:40,667
What, Taz, was he like that
with you both nights?
1010
01:23:52,208 --> 01:23:53,542
It's fine.
1011
01:23:58,542 --> 01:24:00,250
You should've said something, like.
1012
01:24:00,750 --> 01:24:02,292
I didn't clock, I...
1013
01:24:05,042 --> 01:24:06,375
Taz...
1014
01:24:07,375 --> 01:24:09,917
No, you're right, I should've,
I should've said something.
1015
01:24:12,083 --> 01:24:13,333
It's fine.
1016
01:24:18,792 --> 01:24:20,000
No, it's not.
1017
01:24:20,625 --> 01:24:23,042
We should buy stuff here.
It's much cheaper.
1018
01:24:23,417 --> 01:24:26,000
I didn't even get a tattoo
or anything on this holiday.
1019
01:24:27,083 --> 01:24:28,625
You were busy.
1020
01:24:32,542 --> 01:24:34,125
Oi, smell that.
1021
01:24:35,250 --> 01:24:37,542
- It's banging, that.
- Mm.
1022
01:24:37,583 --> 01:24:39,625
- to London, Luton.
- Yeah.
1023
01:24:39,750 --> 01:24:41,958
Fuck! You guys know
this is our plane boarding, innit?
1024
01:24:42,667 --> 01:24:43,708
Come on!
1025
01:24:43,792 --> 01:24:46,375
The gate will be closing
in five minutes. Final call...
1026
01:24:46,625 --> 01:24:48,667
Go! Go! Go! Go...
1027
01:25:03,917 --> 01:25:05,250
We got this.
1028
01:25:11,917 --> 01:25:13,917
We're coming home!
70999
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