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You will freeze as you
watch a warped scientist
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when his bloody scalpel
probes the forbidden secrets
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of a woman's flesh.
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You will flame
at the stark ritual
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of a beautiful girl's
last searing dance
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as tragedy forever mars
her loveliness.
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You will cringe
as the demented doctor
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experiments with a girl's
trusting innocence.
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A mad creature born
of the atomic age
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now shackled to a world
of rotting bodies
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and violent deaths.
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A sadist, a criminal,
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a depraved animal
more ferocious than Jekyll,
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more monstrous
than Frankenstein,
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more bloody than Dracula.
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- Um, I'll do a large
popcorn and Red Vines.
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- That's an unusual choice.
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- Thank you.
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- I don't think I've actually
ever seen someone buy Red Vines.
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- Okay.
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- I guess you're wondering
why we sell them, then,
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if nobody buys them.
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- Thanks.
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Forever closer
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comes the She-Creature.
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Hey. Where are you?
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- My room, obviously.
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- Taylor, did you even
go outside today?
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- Why would I do that?
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No, I had to stay here
and moderate.
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- Which subreddit is this again?
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- The Vagenda. Get back here.
Help me with this.
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- Okay. If I'm not back
in five minutes,
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call campus security.
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- Haha. Bleak.
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Being a girl is so fun. Bye.
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- Bye.
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Hey, boy.
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Hey.
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You all alone?
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Okay, okay.
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Good boy.
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I don't know.
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We can try.
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But you have to be
so good, okay?
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Okay.
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- What do you think
you're doing?
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- Oh, hey, Laura.
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How's it going?
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It's about to start
pouring, so...
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- So let's just bring
some weird dog into the dorm?
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- He's not weird.
He's abandoned.
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Look, he's, he's not
gonna bother anyone.
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- You know the rules, Margot.
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No pets, ever.
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- Come on.
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- Thanks.
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Please.
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Help me.
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Help me.
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Help.
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Help.
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- Hey.
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Just making sure you didn't
sneak that dog back in.
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- And since I'm the founder
and moderator,
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it's my job to protect
its integrity.
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- Right.
You don't want some dumb forum
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that's just girls
discussing sex tips.
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- Right, since that's just
internalized misogyny,
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and it's boring, and stupid.
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Okay, but get this:
my co-moderator, LadyTalk,
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suddenly chimes in,
citing a statistic
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that 76% of women
are "into" dick pics.
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- Really? 76% sounds high.
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- First of all,
why would LadyTalk,
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my co-moderator,
let's not forget,
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even bring up
the dreaded dick pic
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knowing how hard we've worked
to create a safe space?
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And then I think to myself,
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"What self-respected femme
even names herself LadyTalk?"
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- She's trying to be
ironically old-fashioned?
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- She's a guy.
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- You think LadyTalk is a guy?
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Huh. So now what?
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- I'm gonna call his ass out.
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Will you eat in the room
tonight with me
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and help me with this?
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- I can't tonight.
I gotta work.
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- Just call in sick.
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Margot, will you call in sick?
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- S-sorry. You scared me.
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- Well, people choose
to be scared.
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Did you see the queen?
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She still has her wings.
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That means she's still a virgin.
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- Really?
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Usually a girl that popular is,
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you know, active.
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- It's up to her to decide
when to copulate.
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Maybe she doesn't
want to be rushed,
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and the male will have to obey.
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She'll fly off and mate
with many partners.
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- A whole colony
for her pleasure.
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I hope you don't mind
I opened this.
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I saw the box
was from Tarquinia.
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- Oh, yeah,
generally I don't allow it,
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but you're my favorite,
you know that.
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These are very precious bones.
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For example, what do you make
of this crack, hm?
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- Doesn't seem like
a natural fracture.
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- Mm-mm.
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- It's almost like
someone sawed it.
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Do you think she was
offered up as a sacrifice?
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- The tomb of the wolves
was in the business of death,
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torture, sacrifice,
and, of course, eroticism.
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- If all that happened to her,
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hope she was reincarnated
as an ant.
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- Better yet, in a queen bee.
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When the male
penetrates the queen,
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he loses his penis.
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In the act of pulling out,
he gets disemboweled and dies.
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The act of copulation
is their doom.
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Under his spell,
she was both herself
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and another being,
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the She-Creature
seeking life sustenance
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from the stolen
heartbeats of others.
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- You came back.
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- I did.
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Large popcorn
and, uh, Red Vines.
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She was a woman
born to be loved,
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and two men wanted her.
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One, a man whose
powerful math mind
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controlled her every reflex,
except her love.
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The other willing
to fight any odds...
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- $9.50.
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- I know.
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You're getting better
at your job.
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Managed not
to insult me this time.
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- Well, I'm up
for promotion, so...
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Enjoy the movie.
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- Thank you.
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Such as few people
have known,
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and only those
who see it can believe.
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- I don't really know
what I'm going for.
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I know he's a killer.
And now you are traveling...
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What's wrong?
You're a tough guy.
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Go ahead and cream me.
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Break my arm. See if I care.
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I'm just gonna keep it
for a little while.
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You're an ogre,
just like my father.
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He won't let me stay out late
or play records or anything.
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Your father won't
let you stay out late?
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- No, he's terrible.
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Once, I was at a party,
and it didn't end till late.
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He called the cops.
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Can you imagine?
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He had the whole police force...
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- I was hoping you'd find me.
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- I know.
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Where is it
that you live, Carol?
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Over on Armana. Why?
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Oh, no, uh-uh.
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You thought I'd tell you
where I live?
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Not me. Not ole Carol.
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The night is young,
and I'm not hittin' the rack
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till I get a little action.
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I eat popcorn.
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Everybody eats popcorn.
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It tastes real nice.
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Get yourself some now
at our refreshment stand.
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- Yum, yum.
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It's time for a tasty
and refreshing snack.
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- Oh, hey.
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So fun fact about
"American Graffiti."
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Mackenzie Phillips was 12
when she made that film,
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which probably violated
child labor laws,
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but she is really funny
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and, you know,
precocious for 12.
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- Yeah. Yeah, listen, uh...
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Concession Stand Girl...
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Why don't you give me
your number?
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- So he goes,
"My user name is LadyTalk,
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but my real name
is James Madley,
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and I joined the Vagenda
because I'm interested
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in women's issues and being
a part of the solution."
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- Look at that, he owned it.
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- Are you defending this troll?
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- Who says he's a troll?
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And people lurk in forums
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all the time with fake names,
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BitchPerfect.
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- Yeah, but that's
clever and funny.
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- Ladies, final dress is...
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Tonight!
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I need you to help
us spread the good word
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if you can.
That would be so helpful.
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Thank you, babes.
- Sure.
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- Sure. Would love that.
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Is that that guy Robert again?
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Wait, you never said
where he goes to school.
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- He's, like, 25.
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I'm sure he just works.
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- 25, but he's still, uh...
he's still cute, right?
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- Ish. He's, like, super tall.
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But I like tall.
- You love tall.
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- And his eyes are nice.
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They crinkle.
- Yeah, 'cause he's old.
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- What about the texting?
He got good banter?
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- It's good so far.
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He's smart and funny,
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and he has cats, Yan and Mu.
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He's at the vet
with them right now.
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- A caretaker.
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- God, Yan and Mu
are so hilarious.
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- How can cats be funny?
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- Well, I mean,
Robert's hilarious.
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- Oh.
- Yeah, when he's talking
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like them.
- Pause.
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He does cat voices?
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Oh, that is adorable and sexy.
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Mrow!
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- Wait, you're setting clear
text boundaries, right?
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- Oh, my God, Taylor.
- I'm dead serious.
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Remember what we said?
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- I won't double text, okay?
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- Don't double text, ever.
- I got it.
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- And let one text, at least,
go unanswered a day.
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Okay, he needs to understand
that you're setting the rules
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and he's lucky you're
acknowledging his existence.
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- I get it.
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Thank you.
- Good.
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- Or you could just have
a good time with him.
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I mean, Dave and I,
we barely knew each other
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when we joined the Madrigals.
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- Hm, and look at you now,
you're a character
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that doesn't even have
their own name.
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You're just the Baker's Wife.
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- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Uh, my character doesn't
have a name either.
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I'm just the Baker.
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- At least you have a job.
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- My point is,
Dave and I were just real easy
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about it when we first met,
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and look at us.
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We've been in love ever since.
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We changed...
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We're strangers...
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I'm meeting you in the woods.
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Who minds.
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What dangers.
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I hope we'll get past the woods!
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- Hey.
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- Uh, how's it going?
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- Good. You?
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- Uh, yeah, it was, like,
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two miles from that...
that, uh, parking lot.
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- Told you it's far.
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- Yeah, it's-it's a trek.
259
00:17:03,457 --> 00:17:04,588
Um...
260
00:17:06,634 --> 00:17:08,418
So as promised...
261
00:17:10,725 --> 00:17:13,771
- Bamm-Bamm Fruity Pebbles?
262
00:17:13,858 --> 00:17:15,991
- Yeah, I had to go to two
different Krogers to, uh...
263
00:17:16,078 --> 00:17:18,472
to find that,
and then the 7-Eleven for the...
264
00:17:18,559 --> 00:17:20,735
the rest of the treasure.
265
00:17:22,476 --> 00:17:24,304
- That's so sweet.
266
00:17:26,567 --> 00:17:29,004
- So I'll hand this
off to you and...
267
00:17:30,919 --> 00:17:32,616
- Do you want to come in?
268
00:17:36,011 --> 00:17:38,753
We can eat,
but only at this table.
269
00:17:39,449 --> 00:17:42,148
You know, everything in here's,
like, 3,000 years old.
270
00:17:42,931 --> 00:17:45,325
- Yeah, it's very "Nosferatu."
271
00:17:45,412 --> 00:17:46,630
- Right?
272
00:17:46,717 --> 00:17:48,241
Did you know
we did a vampire series
273
00:17:48,328 --> 00:17:49,566
just last month at the fourplex?
274
00:17:49,590 --> 00:17:51,809
- Yeah, yeah,
you included "Blacula."
275
00:17:51,896 --> 00:17:53,724
- Well, I didn't
include anything.
276
00:17:53,811 --> 00:17:55,161
I just made the popcorn.
277
00:17:55,248 --> 00:17:56,727
- No, my point is,
278
00:17:57,119 --> 00:17:59,817
"Blacula" doesn't belong
in the vampire category.
279
00:17:59,904 --> 00:18:01,602
It belongs in blaxploitation.
280
00:18:02,298 --> 00:18:04,605
- Yeah, obviously,
281
00:18:04,692 --> 00:18:08,174
and I did mention that
to the owners at the time.
282
00:18:13,744 --> 00:18:15,355
- Do you want...
283
00:18:15,442 --> 00:18:17,313
- Sure, yeah. Thanks.
284
00:18:19,010 --> 00:18:21,230
- You said you were starving,
so I got a bunch of...
285
00:18:23,537 --> 00:18:25,930
- Red Vines. Of course.
286
00:18:27,280 --> 00:18:29,847
Ooh, I think
the Slurpee spilled a little.
287
00:18:30,761 --> 00:18:32,241
- Yeah, it's wild cherry.
288
00:18:32,328 --> 00:18:33,503
- Mm.
289
00:18:35,201 --> 00:18:36,332
My favorite.
290
00:18:42,164 --> 00:18:43,557
And this is...
291
00:18:43,644 --> 00:18:47,126
- It's a frog lighter
with a cigarette in its mouth.
292
00:18:47,213 --> 00:18:49,128
- So cute.
293
00:18:50,390 --> 00:18:51,869
- I don't smoke.
294
00:18:51,956 --> 00:18:54,045
- Me either.
- Good.
295
00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:55,264
- Yeah.
296
00:18:59,094 --> 00:19:00,313
Ow.
297
00:19:01,966 --> 00:19:03,881
Stupid ant, bit me.
298
00:19:14,022 --> 00:19:15,022
- Dead.
299
00:19:15,806 --> 00:19:17,504
Murdered.
- Yeah.
300
00:19:18,331 --> 00:19:20,202
Must've escaped from the colony.
301
00:19:36,305 --> 00:19:38,612
The queen's the big one,
with the wings.
302
00:19:46,489 --> 00:19:48,099
Oh, that's just storage.
303
00:20:17,651 --> 00:20:18,913
What's this?
304
00:20:31,926 --> 00:20:33,623
- They're Etruscan artifacts.
305
00:20:34,929 --> 00:20:37,453
- Etruscan artifacts?
- Yeah.
306
00:20:37,540 --> 00:20:39,586
- Pretty sure
they're just human bones.
307
00:20:40,064 --> 00:20:42,153
- They're both, from Tarquinia.
308
00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:44,243
- Tarq...
- Italy.
309
00:20:45,505 --> 00:20:48,290
Where they recently discovered
a non-funerary burial site.
310
00:20:48,377 --> 00:20:50,771
- Mm. Buried with no funeral.
311
00:20:50,858 --> 00:20:51,858
- Sacrificed.
312
00:20:52,729 --> 00:20:53,861
Fucking dark, I know.
313
00:20:54,383 --> 00:20:55,732
See this first skull?
314
00:20:56,472 --> 00:20:58,518
It was probably a slave
who was decapitated.
315
00:20:58,605 --> 00:21:00,563
Then just her body was buried
316
00:21:00,650 --> 00:21:02,304
at the base of the temple wall.
317
00:21:02,391 --> 00:21:04,306
Her body meant
to provide support,
318
00:21:04,872 --> 00:21:09,180
in a sacrificial annihilating
kind of support way.
319
00:21:24,631 --> 00:21:26,197
Why did you shut the door?
320
00:21:27,024 --> 00:21:28,852
- I-I didn't.
321
00:21:28,939 --> 00:21:30,463
It-it shut on its own.
322
00:21:31,855 --> 00:21:33,553
- Doors don't just shut.
323
00:21:33,640 --> 00:21:35,642
- No, I-I guess this one did.
324
00:21:35,729 --> 00:21:39,341
It must've slipped from
the thing that was holding it.
325
00:21:40,647 --> 00:21:41,996
I think it's locked.
326
00:21:48,350 --> 00:21:49,220
Or...
327
00:21:51,440 --> 00:21:52,963
I did it on purpose
328
00:21:54,269 --> 00:21:58,360
because I'm actually...
329
00:21:58,447 --> 00:21:59,535
a werewolf.
330
00:22:02,321 --> 00:22:04,845
- Good idea for a series
at the fourplex,
331
00:22:04,932 --> 00:22:06,412
werewolf movies.
332
00:22:06,499 --> 00:22:08,762
- Yeah, and the filing cabinet
scene from "The Howling,"
333
00:22:08,849 --> 00:22:10,329
that's about
to happen right now.
334
00:22:11,373 --> 00:22:13,419
- I just meant a door
doesn't just shut
335
00:22:13,506 --> 00:22:14,768
or lock on its own.
336
00:22:16,117 --> 00:22:17,336
You sure you didn't close it?
337
00:22:18,032 --> 00:22:19,120
- Here, can I...
338
00:22:25,822 --> 00:22:27,084
Hold still.
339
00:22:27,171 --> 00:22:28,434
Don't make this hard.
340
00:22:33,569 --> 00:22:34,483
Hey, hey.
341
00:22:34,570 --> 00:22:35,876
Just... just take it easy.
342
00:22:35,963 --> 00:22:37,007
- No, get off me!
343
00:22:37,094 --> 00:22:39,227
- Just let me, okay?
344
00:23:06,428 --> 00:23:08,822
- Seventeen years
I nurtured this colony.
345
00:23:08,909 --> 00:23:10,867
- I know, and I'm so sorry.
346
00:23:10,954 --> 00:23:13,435
- Here, here is the queen,
347
00:23:13,522 --> 00:23:14,697
dead.
348
00:23:15,568 --> 00:23:17,918
Dead, whoever you are.
349
00:23:19,398 --> 00:23:22,618
- Sorry, uh, Robert,
this is Dr. Zaballa.
350
00:23:23,140 --> 00:23:25,752
Dr. Z, this is Robert.
351
00:23:25,839 --> 00:23:28,581
- I was...
I was just stopping by, uh,
352
00:23:28,668 --> 00:23:32,672
but I'm... I'm so sorry
about... about that colony.
353
00:23:32,759 --> 00:23:34,804
That was a thing of beauty.
354
00:23:34,891 --> 00:23:38,329
- The worker ants, they fought
hard to defend the queen.
355
00:23:39,287 --> 00:23:40,767
They're all females.
356
00:23:40,854 --> 00:23:41,854
- Right.
357
00:23:42,725 --> 00:23:43,726
- Oh, you know that?
358
00:23:44,727 --> 00:23:45,989
Are you a myrmecologist?
359
00:23:47,034 --> 00:23:49,863
- Myrmecology is...
- Is the study of ants, I know.
360
00:23:49,950 --> 00:23:53,867
Um, I'm not, but I do...
I know a bit about them.
361
00:23:53,954 --> 00:23:55,477
- Then perhaps you know
362
00:23:55,999 --> 00:23:58,741
that the males did nothing
to defend the queen,
363
00:23:59,612 --> 00:24:02,397
but they dug their own grave,
haven't they, Robert?
364
00:24:03,398 --> 00:24:06,923
Because a colony
without the queen will die.
365
00:24:24,724 --> 00:24:28,423
- I just wanted to say thank you
366
00:24:28,510 --> 00:24:30,164
for the great snacks.
367
00:24:32,296 --> 00:24:33,515
- No problem.
368
00:24:38,651 --> 00:24:40,566
- So my fall break
starts tomorrow,
369
00:24:40,653 --> 00:24:42,568
so I'm gonna go back
home for a while.
370
00:24:44,526 --> 00:24:45,875
I hope you'll text me.
371
00:24:48,965 --> 00:24:50,184
Will you?
372
00:24:51,620 --> 00:24:52,839
- I...
373
00:24:52,926 --> 00:24:54,667
- Look, it wasn't you
that made me react
374
00:24:54,754 --> 00:24:56,538
like that, okay?
375
00:24:57,539 --> 00:24:58,714
I'm really sorry.
376
00:25:03,850 --> 00:25:05,634
And...
377
00:25:07,375 --> 00:25:09,943
I hope tonight doesn't count
as a first date.
378
00:25:13,294 --> 00:25:14,600
- Oh, we don't have to count it.
379
00:25:21,171 --> 00:25:22,521
Let's not count it.
380
00:25:41,365 --> 00:25:44,499
Hot washcloths on the bites,
381
00:25:44,586 --> 00:25:46,153
to stop the itching.
382
00:25:47,502 --> 00:25:49,809
Don't use ice, okay?
383
00:25:49,896 --> 00:25:51,114
- Okay.
384
00:25:52,855 --> 00:25:56,250
- Have a safe trip back
home, and, uh...
385
00:25:57,773 --> 00:25:59,470
I'll see you soon, sweetheart.
386
00:27:11,151 --> 00:27:12,413
- No, Kelly, that's impossible.
387
00:27:12,500 --> 00:27:13,651
We'll definitely need to set up
388
00:27:13,675 --> 00:27:14,955
a serving station in the garage.
389
00:27:15,024 --> 00:27:16,523
- But, but, but where's
the ice sculpture going?
390
00:27:16,547 --> 00:27:17,940
That's supposed
to be a surprise,
391
00:27:18,027 --> 00:27:19,352
and it's not like
you can just hide
392
00:27:19,376 --> 00:27:20,769
300 pounds of decorative ice.
393
00:27:20,856 --> 00:27:22,704
- Before... Before we get
too in a fluff here, Kelly,
394
00:27:22,728 --> 00:27:24,053
why don't we just
take a deep breath?
395
00:27:24,077 --> 00:27:26,253
- Do not tell me
to breathe, Todd, please.
396
00:27:26,340 --> 00:27:28,298
Margot, you...
you have been on that phone
397
00:27:28,385 --> 00:27:30,649
since you got here.
Who are you texting?
398
00:27:31,519 --> 00:27:32,738
Oh, is it a boy?
399
00:27:32,825 --> 00:27:34,783
Oh, she's finally
not being so picky
400
00:27:34,870 --> 00:27:36,587
and she likes a boy.
- Kelly, can we just...
401
00:27:36,611 --> 00:27:39,527
- I will breathe tomorrow
in yoga class, okay?
402
00:27:39,614 --> 00:27:42,051
Oh, birthday boy,
close your ears, honey.
403
00:27:42,138 --> 00:27:45,315
- Oh, let's can
the cutesy stuff, okay?
404
00:27:45,402 --> 00:27:47,448
- Okay. Honey, um,
could you just
405
00:27:47,535 --> 00:27:49,711
help us out by moving
your car out of the garage?
406
00:27:49,798 --> 00:27:51,539
- No, it's charging.
407
00:27:51,626 --> 00:27:54,324
- Okay, well, there must be
another plug someplace, honey.
408
00:27:54,411 --> 00:27:55,935
We have 200 guests
arriving here...
409
00:27:56,022 --> 00:27:58,024
- In six hours, and the guys
are coming to get me,
410
00:27:58,111 --> 00:27:59,895
and we're going to the Y.
The Y?
411
00:27:59,982 --> 00:28:01,549
- Are you on that damn
phone again?
412
00:28:01,636 --> 00:28:02,942
- She's texting a boy.
413
00:28:03,029 --> 00:28:04,117
- What's his name?
414
00:28:06,597 --> 00:28:07,729
- Robert.
- Robert.
415
00:28:07,816 --> 00:28:09,339
- Mm-hmm.
His name is Robert.
416
00:28:09,426 --> 00:28:12,125
- My first affair was with
a sous-chef named Robert.
417
00:28:12,212 --> 00:28:13,822
- You're having an affair?
418
00:28:13,909 --> 00:28:15,539
- Could we please focus
on the hundreds of guests
419
00:28:15,563 --> 00:28:16,627
that are arriving
here any minute?
420
00:28:16,651 --> 00:28:17,913
- In six hours.
421
00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:19,586
You are not old enough
to have an affair.
422
00:28:19,610 --> 00:28:21,743
- Okay, can we all just
stop saying "affair"?
423
00:28:21,830 --> 00:28:23,832
It's not even what this is...
424
00:28:23,919 --> 00:28:24,919
yet.
425
00:28:25,921 --> 00:28:27,923
And Robert is a very
interesting man.
426
00:28:28,010 --> 00:28:30,273
Oh, a man.
427
00:28:30,360 --> 00:28:31,535
So he's older?
428
00:28:31,622 --> 00:28:33,407
Maybe he's mature.
429
00:28:33,494 --> 00:28:35,539
Or maybe he's not.
430
00:28:35,626 --> 00:28:37,803
- In fact, Robert and I
might even move in together.
431
00:28:37,890 --> 00:28:39,543
We'll have a sweet little home
432
00:28:39,630 --> 00:28:41,304
where people will want
to come over and hang out
433
00:28:41,328 --> 00:28:43,460
'cause it's so warm
and inviting and nonintrusive.
434
00:28:43,547 --> 00:28:45,071
- Okay, you're texting a man
435
00:28:45,158 --> 00:28:47,223
that you're gonna live with.
I want to talk to this Robert.
436
00:28:47,247 --> 00:28:49,094
- Hey, Ernie, honey,
could you give us that little,
437
00:28:49,118 --> 00:28:50,990
um, card that you wave
to start the car?
438
00:28:51,077 --> 00:28:53,122
- Kelly, honey,
this is my birthday.
439
00:28:53,209 --> 00:28:55,821
Stop hammering me
about the damn car.
440
00:28:55,908 --> 00:28:57,648
Oh, about tonight,
441
00:28:57,736 --> 00:29:00,521
I don't want any reference
to which birthday this is,
442
00:29:00,608 --> 00:29:02,008
okay, no announcement
about the fact
443
00:29:02,088 --> 00:29:03,393
that I got one foot in the box.
444
00:29:08,268 --> 00:29:09,530
- You've got 300 pounds of ice
445
00:29:09,617 --> 00:29:11,010
in the shape
of a six and a zero.
446
00:29:12,315 --> 00:29:13,795
- Let it melt.
447
00:29:17,581 --> 00:29:19,714
Why not?
It'll make him so happy.
448
00:29:19,801 --> 00:29:21,518
Because I don't
want to sing tonight,
449
00:29:21,542 --> 00:29:23,283
and it's a dumb song.
450
00:29:23,370 --> 00:29:26,112
- Dumb?
Marilyn Monroe sang this song.
451
00:29:26,199 --> 00:29:27,567
- Yeah, well, things have
changed a little
452
00:29:27,591 --> 00:29:29,047
since Marilyn's day.
- Oh, you know, don't make...
453
00:29:29,071 --> 00:29:30,246
don't make me tired.
454
00:29:30,333 --> 00:29:32,596
I-I read.
455
00:29:32,683 --> 00:29:33,989
I talk to the girls at the gym.
456
00:29:34,076 --> 00:29:36,035
Yeah, things have changed
on the surface,
457
00:29:36,122 --> 00:29:37,926
which means they haven't
really changed at all.
458
00:29:37,950 --> 00:29:39,710
That's something that girls
your age don't understand.
459
00:29:39,734 --> 00:29:40,909
- Oh, my God. Here we go.
460
00:29:40,996 --> 00:29:42,781
"Girls my age."
- Yes, girls your age.
461
00:29:42,868 --> 00:29:44,870
I don't know,
you're so self-involved.
462
00:29:45,740 --> 00:29:46,785
You're so entitled.
463
00:29:46,872 --> 00:29:48,569
I mean, is it,
is it your birthday,
464
00:29:48,656 --> 00:29:50,745
or is it Ernie's birthday?
- Are you serious?
465
00:29:50,832 --> 00:29:52,616
I just said I didn't want
to sing the song.
466
00:29:52,703 --> 00:29:54,923
It's weird.
It's uncomfortable.
467
00:29:55,010 --> 00:29:56,185
- Oh, well, you know what?
468
00:29:56,272 --> 00:29:57,752
Things aren't always
100% comfortable.
469
00:29:57,796 --> 00:29:59,188
Get over it.
And you know what?
470
00:29:59,275 --> 00:30:02,148
If you, if you want
to get along with a man
471
00:30:02,235 --> 00:30:04,193
and not be alone
your whole entire life
472
00:30:04,280 --> 00:30:06,935
and build a relationship
that actually lasts,
473
00:30:07,022 --> 00:30:10,678
make peace with a little
discomfort now and then,
474
00:30:10,765 --> 00:30:13,115
a little compromise, okay?
475
00:30:13,202 --> 00:30:15,509
I wish, I wish I had known that
476
00:30:15,596 --> 00:30:17,641
the first time around,
with your father.
477
00:30:17,728 --> 00:30:18,904
- Mom.
- He thought he wasn't
478
00:30:18,991 --> 00:30:20,511
my number one,
and there's a few things
479
00:30:20,557 --> 00:30:21,837
I should've done
to let him know.
480
00:30:21,863 --> 00:30:24,431
- Mom, it's not
your fault he left.
481
00:30:24,518 --> 00:30:25,780
- It isn't.
482
00:30:28,870 --> 00:30:31,307
You know, I get it.
483
00:30:31,394 --> 00:30:33,788
If you don't want to sing,
we won't sing.
484
00:30:50,500 --> 00:30:51,675
- Ah.
485
00:31:09,389 --> 00:31:10,694
- Whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo!
486
00:31:38,244 --> 00:31:39,245
Yeah!
487
00:31:48,210 --> 00:31:50,299
- What's happening?
Is there an Amber Alert?
488
00:31:50,386 --> 00:31:51,910
Who's texting?
489
00:31:52,475 --> 00:31:54,390
- That would be Robert.
490
00:31:54,477 --> 00:31:57,002
- Robert? All right.
491
00:31:57,089 --> 00:31:58,699
I'm listening.
- He's great.
492
00:31:59,613 --> 00:32:01,243
I mean, we haven't
gone on an official date
493
00:32:01,267 --> 00:32:02,616
or anything yet, but...
494
00:32:04,009 --> 00:32:05,184
I think I really like him.
495
00:32:05,271 --> 00:32:06,837
- Good.
496
00:32:06,925 --> 00:32:08,752
Well, he's got to go
through me first, so...
497
00:32:10,667 --> 00:32:11,668
- So?
- Hm?
498
00:32:11,755 --> 00:32:13,061
- What about you?
499
00:32:13,148 --> 00:32:14,671
Anyone special?
500
00:32:14,758 --> 00:32:16,456
- Um...
- Any... any guys?
501
00:32:16,543 --> 00:32:18,066
- Oh, yeah, right,
502
00:32:18,153 --> 00:32:20,001
last time we talked,
I was exploring sex with men.
503
00:32:20,025 --> 00:32:21,940
Um...
- You're not still?
504
00:32:22,027 --> 00:32:25,465
- Uh, what I've realized,
actually, is...
505
00:32:25,552 --> 00:32:27,249
I'm an ace...
506
00:32:28,337 --> 00:32:30,949
Uh, which is what
asexuals call themselves.
507
00:32:32,863 --> 00:32:34,474
Do you remember
when we were together
508
00:32:34,561 --> 00:32:37,085
just how, like,
out of my body I was,
509
00:32:37,172 --> 00:32:40,871
how I could never really,
like, enjoy sex?
510
00:32:40,959 --> 00:32:42,873
So I thought I must be gay,
511
00:32:42,961 --> 00:32:44,310
and so then I tried that,
512
00:32:44,397 --> 00:32:46,442
and then that was just,
like, even weirder.
513
00:32:46,529 --> 00:32:49,358
Like, all of this, like,
bizarre pressure to,
514
00:32:49,445 --> 00:32:51,317
like, perform and to,
like, be this, like,
515
00:32:51,404 --> 00:32:54,624
sexual Tarzan or something,
and it felt awful.
516
00:32:54,711 --> 00:32:56,452
So then I looked it up,
517
00:32:56,539 --> 00:32:59,325
and it turns out
that being asexual is,
518
00:32:59,412 --> 00:33:00,979
like, a real thing,
519
00:33:01,066 --> 00:33:03,982
and since then,
I've just felt this relief
520
00:33:04,069 --> 00:33:06,985
because I finally don't have
to pretend to like sex anymore.
521
00:33:09,944 --> 00:33:13,034
Is-is that okay for me to say?
522
00:33:13,121 --> 00:33:14,993
- Oh, my God, yeah, of course.
- Okay.
523
00:33:15,080 --> 00:33:16,864
- Of course. I...
524
00:33:16,951 --> 00:33:19,388
- But it's not like it was
because of, like, you.
525
00:33:19,475 --> 00:33:20,975
If you'd been the hottest
girl in the world,
526
00:33:20,999 --> 00:33:23,479
I would've still been, like...
527
00:33:23,566 --> 00:33:24,872
And-and not that you're not.
528
00:33:24,959 --> 00:33:26,004
Not that you're...
- Okay.
529
00:33:26,091 --> 00:33:27,491
- Because you are.
- Clay, I get it.
530
00:33:27,570 --> 00:33:28,615
- Okay.
531
00:33:30,008 --> 00:33:32,010
- Stop looking mortified.
532
00:35:44,359 --> 00:35:46,666
- 'Cause I wanna get
the workers' comp.
533
00:35:46,753 --> 00:35:48,581
You'd do it too,
you crazy son of a b...
534
00:35:49,843 --> 00:35:50,907
Mikey, why don't I hear you
535
00:35:50,931 --> 00:35:52,106
shucking oysters? Come on.
536
00:36:02,856 --> 00:36:04,336
- I'm not saying
he's avoiding me.
537
00:36:04,423 --> 00:36:07,469
He still texts every day,
says good morning, good night.
538
00:36:07,556 --> 00:36:08,818
- Oh, maybe he's a doorman.
539
00:36:08,905 --> 00:36:10,274
- What's weird, though, is,
whenever I hint
540
00:36:10,298 --> 00:36:11,493
about getting together again...
541
00:36:13,736 --> 00:36:15,477
Seriously? The buzzer?
542
00:36:15,564 --> 00:36:16,870
- Somebody's got to stop you.
543
00:36:16,957 --> 00:36:19,046
- You know, I could really
use some support here.
544
00:36:19,133 --> 00:36:21,657
I'm trying to figure out
what's going on with this guy.
545
00:36:21,744 --> 00:36:24,704
I'm worried he misinterpreted
a text I sent.
546
00:36:24,791 --> 00:36:26,488
- Text you sent?
What does that mean?
547
00:36:28,490 --> 00:36:29,839
No. A pic?
548
00:36:29,926 --> 00:36:31,624
No. What...
549
00:36:32,625 --> 00:36:33,843
Tit, ass, pussy?
550
00:36:33,930 --> 00:36:36,019
What?
- No, of course not.
551
00:36:36,106 --> 00:36:37,606
Look, it doesn't matter
what the text was, okay?
552
00:36:37,630 --> 00:36:39,719
I just don't want
to play games with him.
553
00:36:39,806 --> 00:36:41,610
- Right, so you'd just rather
expose your vulnerable soul
554
00:36:41,634 --> 00:36:43,157
to a fucking bearded giant?
555
00:36:43,766 --> 00:36:45,812
Seriously, this is me
being supportive.
556
00:36:45,899 --> 00:36:48,075
He holds all the cards
right now, so please,
557
00:36:48,162 --> 00:36:49,511
Margot, for the love of women,
558
00:36:49,598 --> 00:36:51,339
just take back your cards.
559
00:36:58,128 --> 00:37:00,696
I know it's him.
- Actually, no.
560
00:37:00,783 --> 00:37:02,394
It's my mom,
worried I don't have
561
00:37:02,481 --> 00:37:05,179
enough down in my
winter coat, bizarrely.
562
00:37:05,266 --> 00:37:06,311
The woman's insane.
563
00:37:53,314 --> 00:37:54,968
That's where I work,
564
00:37:56,404 --> 00:37:59,102
And "Star Wars" is boring!
565
00:38:38,316 --> 00:38:41,144
Hey.
- Hey.
566
00:38:42,972 --> 00:38:44,234
- Let's do this.
567
00:38:44,322 --> 00:38:46,498
- We're doing it. Um...
568
00:39:02,862 --> 00:39:05,343
- So...
569
00:39:05,430 --> 00:39:08,346
when was the last time
you saw "Empire Strikes Back"?
570
00:39:10,913 --> 00:39:12,785
- June.
571
00:39:12,872 --> 00:39:14,177
- Of this year?
572
00:39:15,570 --> 00:39:17,050
Wow.
573
00:39:17,137 --> 00:39:19,095
So you've seen it a lot.
574
00:39:21,924 --> 00:39:24,884
The only movie I've seen
that often is "Spirited Away."
575
00:39:27,930 --> 00:39:29,149
Do you know it?
576
00:39:30,150 --> 00:39:31,456
- Yeah, I know the director,
577
00:39:31,543 --> 00:39:32,935
but I haven't, haven't seen it.
578
00:40:00,659 --> 00:40:02,225
I'm not gonna murder you.
579
00:40:03,879 --> 00:40:05,141
- Why would you say that?
580
00:40:06,055 --> 00:40:07,361
- It was a joke.
581
00:40:09,842 --> 00:40:11,887
- I know it was a joke.
582
00:40:13,802 --> 00:40:15,674
And hey, you can murder me
if you want.
583
00:40:17,502 --> 00:40:18,894
- Good to know.
584
00:40:25,379 --> 00:40:26,859
Here.
And, Chewie?
585
00:40:29,601 --> 00:40:31,405
I think we ought to replace
the negative power coupling.
586
00:40:46,400 --> 00:40:47,967
- Oh, no. I...
587
00:40:49,490 --> 00:40:50,883
- Right. Right.
588
00:40:54,277 --> 00:40:57,280
- Hey, Your Worship,
I'm only trying to help.
589
00:40:57,367 --> 00:40:59,457
- I'd forgotten
so much of this movie.
590
00:41:01,328 --> 00:41:03,025
- You'll remember if you watch.
591
00:41:03,112 --> 00:41:05,158
- So difficult sometimes.
- I do. I really do.
592
00:41:06,289 --> 00:41:08,596
You could be a little
nicer, though.
593
00:41:08,683 --> 00:41:11,251
Come on, admit it. Sometimes
you think I'm all right.
594
00:41:13,688 --> 00:41:15,864
- Occasionally, maybe.
595
00:41:15,951 --> 00:41:17,475
- I was completely
obsessed with Leia's
596
00:41:17,562 --> 00:41:18,867
side buns when I was a kid.
597
00:41:18,954 --> 00:41:20,565
- Scoundrel?
598
00:41:20,652 --> 00:41:21,957
Scoundrel?
599
00:41:24,394 --> 00:41:26,266
I like the sound of that.
600
00:41:27,049 --> 00:41:28,311
- Stop that.
601
00:41:28,398 --> 00:41:29,878
- Stop what?
602
00:41:29,965 --> 00:41:32,098
- Stop that.
My hands are dirty.
603
00:41:32,185 --> 00:41:34,579
- My hands are dirty too.
What are you afraid of?
604
00:41:34,666 --> 00:41:35,797
- Afraid?
605
00:41:35,884 --> 00:41:37,190
- You're trembling.
606
00:41:37,277 --> 00:41:38,931
- I'm not trembling.
607
00:41:41,150 --> 00:41:43,805
- You like me
because I'm a scoundrel.
608
00:41:43,892 --> 00:41:45,938
There are no scoundrels
in your life.
609
00:41:46,025 --> 00:41:48,375
- I happen to like nice men.
610
00:41:48,462 --> 00:41:49,855
- I'm a nice man.
611
00:41:49,942 --> 00:41:51,204
- No, you're not. You're...
612
00:41:54,120 --> 00:41:57,471
- Sir, sir, I've isolatedthe reverse power flux
613
00:42:00,256 --> 00:42:02,737
- Thank you.
Thank you very much.
614
00:42:02,824 --> 00:42:05,044
- Oh, you're perfectly
welcome, sir.
615
00:42:21,756 --> 00:42:25,412
- So, uh, do you want
to get a drink or...
616
00:42:26,195 --> 00:42:28,589
- We could get a drink, I guess.
617
00:42:28,676 --> 00:42:29,895
- If you want.
618
00:42:34,508 --> 00:42:36,118
What's up?
619
00:42:36,597 --> 00:42:38,425
- Nothing.
620
00:42:38,512 --> 00:42:39,948
Just tired.
621
00:42:41,515 --> 00:42:43,909
- I'm sorry. I g...
Yeah, I guess you hated it.
622
00:42:45,693 --> 00:42:48,566
It's the first romantic movie
I ever saw, so I-I figured...
623
00:42:55,050 --> 00:42:57,618
It was about sharing,
it was about sharing
624
00:42:57,705 --> 00:43:00,360
something with her that I love
625
00:43:00,447 --> 00:43:03,406
that's romantic because...
626
00:43:04,973 --> 00:43:08,847
- Because your feelings
for her are romantic.
627
00:43:08,934 --> 00:43:12,590
- Margot is bright.
Margot is sophisticated.
628
00:43:12,677 --> 00:43:14,243
She knows about movies.
629
00:43:14,330 --> 00:43:18,073
She goes for the subtitled
stuff, like Japanese films.
630
00:43:19,771 --> 00:43:21,599
Maybe she's just
smarter than me.
631
00:43:24,384 --> 00:43:27,169
- And that's intimidating.
632
00:43:33,045 --> 00:43:35,613
- You don't have to apologize
for the movie.
633
00:43:35,700 --> 00:43:37,025
There were lots of great
moments in it,
634
00:43:37,049 --> 00:43:39,747
like, uh, when Leia says
"I love you" and Han says...
635
00:43:39,834 --> 00:43:41,444
- "I know."
- Yeah.
636
00:43:41,531 --> 00:43:42,924
Classic, right?
- "Hahn. Hahn."
637
00:43:43,011 --> 00:43:44,273
- "Hahn?"
- You said "Haan."
638
00:43:44,360 --> 00:43:45,448
- Sorry.
- Yeah.
639
00:43:45,535 --> 00:43:46,624
- Um...
640
00:43:48,016 --> 00:43:49,409
- Yeah, I love that.
641
00:43:51,019 --> 00:43:52,368
- It was a good idea,
642
00:43:52,455 --> 00:43:54,632
and a drink
is an even better idea.
643
00:43:55,284 --> 00:43:56,808
- Okay.
644
00:43:56,895 --> 00:43:58,723
Now we're talking.
645
00:43:58,810 --> 00:44:00,855
So where do,
where do you like to go?
646
00:44:00,942 --> 00:44:02,596
- I like Sonny's.
647
00:44:02,683 --> 00:44:04,424
- Sonny's, the student ghetto?
648
00:44:05,599 --> 00:44:07,383
I'll take you someplace better.
649
00:44:18,525 --> 00:44:20,832
They make a mean whiskey sour.
650
00:44:20,919 --> 00:44:22,442
- Yup, you're good.
651
00:44:22,529 --> 00:44:23,809
- We don't have to wait in line.
652
00:44:23,878 --> 00:44:25,140
The guy knows me.
653
00:44:26,315 --> 00:44:27,989
- Yup, you're good.
- Hey, uh, I don't think...
654
00:44:28,013 --> 00:44:29,188
- Hey, man. Hey.
- Hey, man.
655
00:44:29,275 --> 00:44:30,842
- Good to see you. Yeah.
- How are you?
656
00:44:30,929 --> 00:44:32,582
Uh, excuse me,
I just need to see your ID.
657
00:44:32,670 --> 00:44:34,497
- Uh, I'm with him.
- Oh, yeah. She's with me.
658
00:44:34,584 --> 00:44:35,866
- I just...
- Thanks. Thanks, man.
659
00:44:35,890 --> 00:44:38,676
- Yeah. I just need to see
your ID, please.
660
00:44:43,115 --> 00:44:45,160
Uh, excuse me.
661
00:44:48,729 --> 00:44:49,904
Yeah, no.
662
00:44:53,299 --> 00:44:54,300
You're good.
663
00:44:55,910 --> 00:44:57,105
Can you just hold on one second?
664
00:45:00,088 --> 00:45:01,350
- Robert?
665
00:45:03,439 --> 00:45:04,702
Robert.
666
00:45:06,094 --> 00:45:07,966
- 'Scuse me. Dude.
667
00:45:12,187 --> 00:45:13,885
- Hey.
668
00:45:13,972 --> 00:45:15,625
Hey.
- This is so embarrassing.
669
00:45:15,713 --> 00:45:16,844
- What?
670
00:45:20,630 --> 00:45:22,154
Wait.
671
00:45:22,241 --> 00:45:23,459
How old are you?
672
00:45:26,462 --> 00:45:27,986
- 20.
673
00:45:28,943 --> 00:45:30,292
- 20?
674
00:45:30,379 --> 00:45:32,077
I thought you said
you were older.
675
00:45:32,164 --> 00:45:33,731
- I told you I was a sophomore.
676
00:45:33,818 --> 00:45:37,212
- No, you told me that you did,
like, a gap year, so...
677
00:45:37,952 --> 00:45:39,388
What the fuck?
678
00:45:39,475 --> 00:45:40,955
- Look, I'm 20, okay?
679
00:45:42,348 --> 00:45:43,741
I'm sorry.
680
00:45:50,051 --> 00:45:52,010
- Honey...
681
00:45:52,097 --> 00:45:53,446
Don't, don't be sorry.
682
00:45:53,533 --> 00:45:54,969
I'm the one that's sorry.
683
00:45:56,928 --> 00:45:58,581
- You must think
I'm such an idiot,
684
00:45:58,668 --> 00:46:00,322
crying 'cause
I didn't get into a bar.
685
00:46:00,409 --> 00:46:02,107
- No, no, no, no.
686
00:46:02,194 --> 00:46:03,543
No.
687
00:46:07,112 --> 00:46:09,157
No, I don't think that at all.
688
00:46:11,246 --> 00:46:12,682
- I must look awful.
689
00:46:15,860 --> 00:46:20,255
- There was something
about that cool,
690
00:46:20,342 --> 00:46:23,345
crisp autumnal air
691
00:46:23,432 --> 00:46:27,436
and the tears
rolling down her cheeks.
692
00:46:28,568 --> 00:46:31,005
She was just so open
693
00:46:31,092 --> 00:46:32,659
and so vulnerable
694
00:46:32,746 --> 00:46:37,185
and so incredibly sexy.
695
00:46:38,447 --> 00:46:41,015
She had never looked
so beautiful.
696
00:46:41,799 --> 00:46:44,671
- What you were discovering
in that moment
697
00:46:44,758 --> 00:46:46,673
was the depth of your longing.
698
00:46:48,153 --> 00:46:51,852
- Oh, 100%.
699
00:47:16,485 --> 00:47:18,052
- Tell me about the kiss.
700
00:47:19,227 --> 00:47:21,490
I know this is your
hour and I'm crashing...
701
00:47:21,577 --> 00:47:23,449
- Go on.
702
00:47:23,536 --> 00:47:25,016
I can handle it.
703
00:47:26,191 --> 00:47:28,758
- It was a terrible kiss.
704
00:47:30,891 --> 00:47:32,458
To be honest,
it's hard to believe
705
00:47:32,545 --> 00:47:34,286
a grown man could be
this bad at kissing.
706
00:47:35,853 --> 00:47:40,031
But at the same time,
I suddenly felt a tenderness,
707
00:47:40,118 --> 00:47:41,946
I guess you'd call it.
708
00:47:42,033 --> 00:47:44,992
I mean, here he is,
older than me,
709
00:47:45,079 --> 00:47:47,038
and yet already,
I know so much more
710
00:47:47,125 --> 00:47:48,039
about kissing than he does.
711
00:47:48,126 --> 00:47:49,301
- Hey, hey.
712
00:47:49,388 --> 00:47:51,129
- Hey. No, I'm sorry.
- Easy.
713
00:47:52,913 --> 00:47:54,915
- Hm.
714
00:47:55,002 --> 00:47:57,613
But what was that
a tenderness, Margot?
715
00:47:57,700 --> 00:48:00,181
Or was that sensation a shift
716
00:48:00,268 --> 00:48:02,923
in the power dynamics
between you two,
717
00:48:03,010 --> 00:48:06,709
a shift that wound up
in your favor?
718
00:48:32,866 --> 00:48:34,215
- Let's get out of here.
719
00:48:59,327 --> 00:49:01,025
Here you go, sweetheart.
720
00:49:02,852 --> 00:49:05,072
- Cheers, to you.
721
00:49:05,159 --> 00:49:06,595
- Me?
722
00:49:06,682 --> 00:49:09,729
- Well, yeah, I almost
ruined another evening,
723
00:49:09,816 --> 00:49:12,862
but you, yet again, saved us.
724
00:49:12,950 --> 00:49:15,561
- Okay, to me. I'll take it.
725
00:49:18,651 --> 00:49:20,091
- I just wish making a mess
of things
726
00:49:20,174 --> 00:49:21,828
was considered a superpower.
727
00:49:21,915 --> 00:49:24,222
Then I could star
in my own superhero movie.
728
00:49:24,613 --> 00:49:27,486
- Yeah, maybe we should call you
Homo "Ha-bee-lees" Girl.
729
00:49:28,400 --> 00:49:31,229
- Homo Habilis? Nice.
730
00:49:31,316 --> 00:49:33,622
- Homo "Ha-bill-iss."
I knew that.
731
00:49:33,709 --> 00:49:35,929
I definitely knew that.
732
00:49:36,016 --> 00:49:39,106
I can read a human
evolution chart.
733
00:49:39,193 --> 00:49:40,455
You had one in your lab.
734
00:49:42,544 --> 00:49:46,113
So, uh, what's your
kryptonite, then,
735
00:49:46,200 --> 00:49:47,985
Homo Habilis Girl?
736
00:49:49,377 --> 00:49:51,336
- Well, Homo habilis
was the main diet
737
00:49:51,423 --> 00:49:53,860
of large predatory animals.
738
00:49:53,947 --> 00:49:56,123
- Ouch.
739
00:49:58,996 --> 00:50:02,086
Ah, well, I don't think
there are any superheroes
740
00:50:02,173 --> 00:50:05,306
whose weakness is being
somebody's dinner.
741
00:50:05,393 --> 00:50:08,005
- Good. I like to think
I'm original.
742
00:50:08,092 --> 00:50:11,051
- To Homo Habilis Girl,
an original.
743
00:50:22,323 --> 00:50:24,456
- I'm not saying I will
have sex with him.
744
00:50:24,543 --> 00:50:27,111
I'm just saying if I did,
745
00:50:27,198 --> 00:50:29,591
I think he'd really
like it, because...
746
00:50:29,678 --> 00:50:31,004
Okay, this is gonna
sound kind of bad,
747
00:50:31,028 --> 00:50:35,249
but I think he may not be
all that experienced.
748
00:50:35,336 --> 00:50:36,642
Dude, you're drunk.
749
00:50:36,729 --> 00:50:38,339
- Okay, I'm not drunk.
750
00:50:38,426 --> 00:50:40,124
I've had two beers.
751
00:50:41,081 --> 00:50:42,952
Three, max.
752
00:50:43,040 --> 00:50:44,321
- Wait, he's a terrible kisser.
753
00:50:44,345 --> 00:50:45,985
Why are we even having
this conversation?
754
00:50:46,043 --> 00:50:48,654
- Because, okay,
755
00:50:48,741 --> 00:50:50,569
maybe the sex
will be like the kiss,
756
00:50:50,656 --> 00:50:53,006
you know, clumsy and sort of...
757
00:50:55,922 --> 00:50:57,097
Mauling.
758
00:50:57,184 --> 00:50:59,056
- You can hear yourself
now, right?
759
00:50:59,143 --> 00:51:02,755
- But on the other hand,
I think he'd be...
760
00:51:05,453 --> 00:51:06,802
Oh, someone's happy.
761
00:51:08,326 --> 00:51:09,457
Grateful.
762
00:51:09,544 --> 00:51:10,763
- Margot.
763
00:51:10,850 --> 00:51:12,678
- I know that sounds
really bad, but...
764
00:51:14,941 --> 00:51:18,336
I... Yeah, I-I think
he would like it.
765
00:51:19,859 --> 00:51:21,208
- Listen to me.
766
00:51:21,295 --> 00:51:23,776
Call Lyft now.
767
00:51:25,908 --> 00:51:26,953
- Yeah.
768
00:51:27,040 --> 00:51:29,434
Maybe I should just go.
769
00:51:29,521 --> 00:51:30,870
- Yes, thank you.
770
00:51:30,957 --> 00:51:32,277
That is your smart
brain talking.
771
00:51:32,306 --> 00:51:34,308
Just take a deep breath,
go back out there,
772
00:51:34,395 --> 00:51:35,788
and call it a night.
773
00:51:37,050 --> 00:51:38,269
- Okay.
774
00:51:38,356 --> 00:51:39,574
Bye.
775
00:52:03,424 --> 00:52:05,165
Hey.
776
00:52:05,252 --> 00:52:06,645
Want to get out of here?
777
00:52:07,385 --> 00:52:09,343
- Uh, yeah. Yeah, sure.
778
00:53:03,658 --> 00:53:04,572
- Don't...
779
00:53:12,145 --> 00:53:14,408
Well, here it is, my house.
780
00:53:15,888 --> 00:53:17,585
- It's great.
781
00:53:17,672 --> 00:53:19,805
- Yeah, yeah, it's okay.
782
00:53:19,892 --> 00:53:21,415
Uh, just give me one sec.
783
00:53:23,025 --> 00:53:24,026
- It's cute.
784
00:53:34,036 --> 00:53:36,517
I've never dated
a guy with a house,
785
00:53:36,604 --> 00:53:37,823
not dated.
786
00:53:39,955 --> 00:53:44,699
Uh, you know, someone with whom
I'm going on a date.
787
00:53:48,050 --> 00:53:49,661
- Sorry, I couldn't hear you.
788
00:53:49,748 --> 00:53:53,404
- Uh, you sure do
like Harrison Ford.
789
00:53:53,491 --> 00:53:55,406
- Well, yeah.
790
00:53:55,493 --> 00:53:57,059
If you're old-school,
Harrison Ford
791
00:53:57,146 --> 00:53:59,018
is the perfect degree of cool.
792
00:53:59,932 --> 00:54:01,629
- As opposed to?
793
00:54:01,716 --> 00:54:04,415
- Have you even seen
an Indiana Jones movie?
794
00:54:04,502 --> 00:54:06,982
- Yeah.
- No, you haven't.
795
00:54:10,812 --> 00:54:13,554
What... Name an Indiana Jones
movie right now.
796
00:54:14,294 --> 00:54:16,427
- Um...
797
00:54:16,514 --> 00:54:18,342
- Three, two, one...
798
00:54:18,429 --> 00:54:19,865
- "Shrine of Doom."
799
00:54:19,952 --> 00:54:21,258
- Shrine? Wow.
800
00:54:21,345 --> 00:54:23,825
- I...
- That's ridiculous.
801
00:54:25,000 --> 00:54:28,743
All right, you...
you got a lot to learn, kiddo.
802
00:54:28,830 --> 00:54:31,006
I'm gonna grab us,
uh, a beverage.
803
00:54:32,486 --> 00:54:33,705
- Where are your cats?
804
00:54:33,792 --> 00:54:35,184
- It's "Temple."
805
00:55:12,221 --> 00:55:13,266
Okay.
806
00:55:18,445 --> 00:55:19,968
Stay a while.
807
00:55:49,258 --> 00:55:50,347
Mm.
808
00:56:03,751 --> 00:56:06,145
Oh, my God, you're so sexy.
809
00:56:08,365 --> 00:56:10,018
Want to go to the bedroom?
810
00:56:20,159 --> 00:56:21,465
Yeah.
811
00:56:21,552 --> 00:56:22,683
Yeah.
812
00:56:50,972 --> 00:56:52,017
- Hey.
813
00:56:52,931 --> 00:56:55,020
Do we want to do this?
814
00:56:55,107 --> 00:56:57,196
- We did, before.
815
00:56:57,283 --> 00:56:58,893
- So tell him
we've changed our mind.
816
00:56:58,980 --> 00:57:00,220
- It was our idea to come here.
817
00:57:00,286 --> 00:57:01,853
- We made a mistake.
818
00:57:01,940 --> 00:57:03,115
We can still fix it.
819
00:57:03,202 --> 00:57:06,074
- And what will we say
that won't be...
820
00:57:06,161 --> 00:57:09,948
messy and hurtful and awful?
821
00:57:10,035 --> 00:57:11,993
- We tell him the truth.
822
00:57:12,080 --> 00:57:13,734
We should be allowed to do that.
823
00:57:13,821 --> 00:57:16,302
- It's just easier
to get it over with.
824
00:57:32,797 --> 00:57:33,972
- Sorry.
825
00:57:46,593 --> 00:57:49,335
- Look, he was sweet
when he kissed our forehead.
826
00:57:49,422 --> 00:57:50,641
- So?
827
00:57:50,728 --> 00:57:52,817
- So let's think of that.
828
00:57:52,904 --> 00:57:54,209
There.
829
00:57:54,296 --> 00:57:56,124
- Wait. I got it.
830
00:57:59,519 --> 00:58:01,216
Is it all right
if I take this off?
831
00:58:02,566 --> 00:58:05,046
- Okay. Okay.
832
00:58:14,534 --> 00:58:15,753
- Yeah.
833
00:58:15,840 --> 00:58:17,232
You do it.
834
00:58:17,755 --> 00:58:20,279
Oh, shit.
835
00:58:20,366 --> 00:58:21,367
Oh, my God.
836
00:58:21,454 --> 00:58:23,412
- See? He's grateful.
837
00:58:23,500 --> 00:58:25,371
And that's the part
of this that's,
838
00:58:25,458 --> 00:58:28,026
you know, good.
839
00:58:28,113 --> 00:58:30,028
- I'm sorry, which part
of this is good?
840
00:58:30,115 --> 00:58:31,464
- Like, how much he wants us.
841
00:58:33,205 --> 00:58:35,076
How he's looking at us.
842
00:58:35,163 --> 00:58:36,469
You know, he...
843
00:58:38,166 --> 00:58:42,083
He's clearly overwhelmed
by how young
844
00:58:42,170 --> 00:58:44,085
and pretty we are,
845
00:58:44,172 --> 00:58:47,088
by our smooth skin,
our perfect breasts.
846
00:58:47,175 --> 00:58:48,394
- Oh, yes.
847
00:58:48,481 --> 00:58:50,309
- Yeah, I'm not saying it
in a bragging way.
848
00:58:50,396 --> 00:58:53,486
I'm just saying, you know,
look how much he wants us.
849
00:58:53,573 --> 00:58:55,749
He's probably never
wanted a girl this much
850
00:58:55,836 --> 00:58:56,881
in his whole life.
851
00:58:59,100 --> 00:59:01,712
Although that noise
is getting really annoying.
852
00:59:02,974 --> 00:59:04,410
Do you think we can
ask him to stop?
853
00:59:04,497 --> 00:59:06,760
- Oh, so now you're ready
to be honest?
854
00:59:08,153 --> 00:59:09,371
- Wait, could I...
855
00:59:09,458 --> 00:59:10,982
Can you turn over?
856
00:59:13,854 --> 00:59:14,986
- Okay.
857
00:59:17,118 --> 00:59:18,380
- I'm taking these off.
858
00:59:25,344 --> 00:59:27,389
Okay. Oh, fuck.
859
00:59:27,476 --> 00:59:28,608
Okay.
860
00:59:38,357 --> 00:59:40,489
What?
861
00:59:40,577 --> 00:59:42,404
Did I hurt you?
862
00:59:42,491 --> 00:59:44,189
It's too strong?
863
00:59:44,276 --> 00:59:45,712
- A little.
- Yeah.
864
00:59:47,975 --> 00:59:49,237
Wait.
865
00:59:51,457 --> 00:59:55,679
I'm sorry, have...
Have you ever... done this?
866
00:59:55,766 --> 00:59:57,028
- Done what?
867
00:59:59,813 --> 01:00:02,163
- Have you ever
done this before?
868
01:00:10,258 --> 01:00:12,957
- I'm sorry, can you imagine
if this was our first time?
869
01:00:13,044 --> 01:00:14,436
- Like...
870
01:00:16,177 --> 01:00:19,833
- I didn't... I didn't know.
That's why I asked.
871
01:00:19,920 --> 01:00:23,141
- No, no, it...
it was nice of you to ask.
872
01:00:24,882 --> 01:00:26,535
I have had sex, though.
873
01:00:28,450 --> 01:00:31,453
But I'm sorry,
I shouldn't have laughed.
874
01:00:31,540 --> 01:00:34,108
- No, you don't
have to apologize.
875
01:00:35,370 --> 01:00:37,721
- I guess I'm just
nervous or something.
876
01:00:40,985 --> 01:00:42,377
- You're nervous?
877
01:00:44,641 --> 01:00:47,339
You don't have to be nervous.
878
01:00:49,994 --> 01:00:52,692
Just take it slow.
879
01:00:53,998 --> 01:00:56,174
- Oh, God, anything but slow.
880
01:00:56,261 --> 01:00:58,655
- Dude, you just told him
you were nervous.
881
01:00:58,742 --> 01:01:00,395
How did you think
he was gonna respond?
882
01:01:01,440 --> 01:01:02,963
- God, I don't know what...
883
01:01:03,050 --> 01:01:04,095
- Yeah.
884
01:01:05,357 --> 01:01:08,490
Oh, he...
Okay, he's not giving up.
885
01:01:08,577 --> 01:01:09,666
- Yeah. Mm.
886
01:01:09,753 --> 01:01:11,406
Like, definitely not giving up.
887
01:01:12,190 --> 01:01:13,626
- Mm.
888
01:01:13,713 --> 01:01:16,150
Oh, shit, that's so good.
889
01:01:16,237 --> 01:01:17,891
Okay. Lay back.
890
01:01:21,025 --> 01:01:23,157
Oh, God,
now he's getting a condom.
891
01:01:23,244 --> 01:01:25,029
- Fuck, where is it?
- Mom will be happy.
892
01:01:25,116 --> 01:01:26,987
- I don't want to think
about Mom right now.
893
01:01:27,074 --> 01:01:29,468
- Yeah, because you know
you shouldn't be doing this.
894
01:01:30,643 --> 01:01:32,166
It's not what you want.
895
01:01:32,253 --> 01:01:35,300
Say, "I have changed my mind."
896
01:01:35,387 --> 01:01:37,084
I want
to fuck you so bad.
897
01:01:37,171 --> 01:01:38,782
You want to fuck me?
898
01:01:38,869 --> 01:01:40,261
- Mm-hmm.
899
01:01:43,395 --> 01:01:44,962
- Oh, shit.
900
01:01:45,049 --> 01:01:47,921
Oh. Oh.
901
01:01:48,008 --> 01:01:49,357
Oh, you like that?
902
01:01:49,444 --> 01:01:51,533
You like that, College Girl?
903
01:01:55,363 --> 01:01:57,931
I always wanted to fuck
a girl with nice tits.
904
01:02:00,586 --> 01:02:04,155
- Oh, my God, how much porn
does this guy watch?
905
01:02:04,242 --> 01:02:05,852
- Say it.
906
01:02:08,115 --> 01:02:09,987
- Turn over.
907
01:02:13,817 --> 01:02:15,079
- Ow!
908
01:02:16,428 --> 01:02:17,908
Jesus.
- Sorry. Sorry.
909
01:02:17,995 --> 01:02:19,518
- It's fine. It's fine.
- Sorry.
910
01:02:19,605 --> 01:02:20,737
Okay.
911
01:02:21,912 --> 01:02:24,653
Oh, yeah, you make my dick
so fucking hard.
912
01:02:24,741 --> 01:02:25,959
- Okay.
- Oh, yeah!
913
01:02:26,046 --> 01:02:27,352
- You see the bind we're in.
914
01:02:27,439 --> 01:02:28,875
- My dick's so hard.
915
01:02:28,962 --> 01:02:32,444
- We're in a strange house
with a guy we don't know.
916
01:02:32,531 --> 01:02:34,272
There's no one
within hearing distance.
917
01:02:34,359 --> 01:02:36,719
I mean, who knows what he could
do if I really piss him off?
918
01:02:36,796 --> 01:02:38,363
- If you think this guy
could hurt you,
919
01:02:38,450 --> 01:02:39,930
then why are you here?
920
01:02:45,457 --> 01:02:46,763
- Come here.
921
01:02:48,242 --> 01:02:50,133
- I mean, is this supposed
to be for your benefit?
922
01:02:50,157 --> 01:02:51,855
- Oh, God, shut the fuck up.
923
01:02:53,334 --> 01:02:54,683
- Okay. There we go.
924
01:02:54,771 --> 01:02:55,859
There we go.
925
01:02:55,946 --> 01:02:58,165
Oh, yeah.
- Stars.
926
01:02:59,645 --> 01:03:00,733
That's nice.
927
01:03:00,820 --> 01:03:03,083
Yeah. Yeah.
928
01:03:03,997 --> 01:03:05,042
Yeah.
929
01:03:09,350 --> 01:03:11,918
Just tilt. Tilt. Yeah.
930
01:03:12,005 --> 01:03:13,572
How's that? There we go.
931
01:03:13,659 --> 01:03:15,661
That a girl. That's it.
932
01:03:21,536 --> 01:03:23,060
- No, I know.
933
01:03:23,147 --> 01:03:24,452
It's pretty bad.
934
01:03:24,539 --> 01:03:25,758
- Yeah.
935
01:03:25,845 --> 01:03:27,194
- You're right.
936
01:03:27,281 --> 01:03:28,543
This needs to be over.
937
01:03:29,762 --> 01:03:31,155
- Oh, yeah!
938
01:03:31,242 --> 01:03:33,113
Oh, yeah.
Oh, my God, yeah!
939
01:03:33,200 --> 01:03:34,680
Uh!
- You want me to come?
940
01:03:34,767 --> 01:03:36,638
- Yeah, so fucking bad,
come on, come for me.
941
01:03:36,725 --> 01:03:37,901
- I'm gonna. I'm gonna.
- Mm.
942
01:03:37,988 --> 01:03:39,598
Oh, yeah? Ah!
943
01:03:39,685 --> 01:03:41,121
Ah, I'm gonna come too.
944
01:03:43,558 --> 01:03:45,996
- Oh, shit. Oh.
945
01:03:46,083 --> 01:03:48,650
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
946
01:03:48,737 --> 01:03:51,088
Oh. Oh.
947
01:03:53,525 --> 01:03:55,396
Oh, good girl.
948
01:04:01,054 --> 01:04:03,143
Oh, my God.
949
01:04:03,230 --> 01:04:04,928
Fuck.
950
01:04:12,326 --> 01:04:13,806
Wow.
951
01:04:16,026 --> 01:04:19,246
- This is the worst
life decision I've ever made.
952
01:04:20,639 --> 01:04:22,095
Well, what do you
want to do now?
953
01:04:22,119 --> 01:04:23,772
Want to watch a movie?
954
01:04:25,122 --> 01:04:27,472
I must have something
with subtitles.
955
01:04:28,299 --> 01:04:31,606
Actually, I think I have
a bootleg "Working Girl"
956
01:04:31,693 --> 01:04:33,521
from Belgium with English...
957
01:04:44,445 --> 01:04:45,664
Sorry.
958
01:04:45,751 --> 01:04:46,926
- It's okay.
959
01:04:59,460 --> 01:05:00,897
How old are you?
960
01:05:06,598 --> 01:05:07,904
- 33.
961
01:05:10,036 --> 01:05:11,255
- 33?
962
01:05:12,691 --> 01:05:14,131
- Yeah, is that...
is that a problem?
963
01:05:15,302 --> 01:05:16,956
- No, it's not a problem.
964
01:05:18,305 --> 01:05:20,829
- You sure?
- Yeah.
965
01:05:22,788 --> 01:05:24,094
- Okay.
966
01:05:24,181 --> 01:05:26,923
I mean, I was gonna...
I was gonna tell you,
967
01:05:27,010 --> 01:05:29,577
but I wasn't sure
how you'd take it.
968
01:05:33,930 --> 01:05:35,322
Okay.
969
01:05:45,289 --> 01:05:48,161
To tell you the truth,
970
01:05:48,248 --> 01:05:50,381
I was actually really worried
when you went home...
971
01:05:52,644 --> 01:05:54,167
You know, for break...
972
01:05:56,126 --> 01:05:57,475
Because...
973
01:05:59,303 --> 01:06:00,889
I kind of thought
that we were together...
974
01:06:00,913 --> 01:06:02,393
I mean, I know it
was mostly text,
975
01:06:02,480 --> 01:06:07,224
but I thought that we were
starting something, and then,
976
01:06:07,311 --> 01:06:10,357
well, I guessed that you were
committed to me
977
01:06:10,444 --> 01:06:13,230
or not commit... But, like,
a little committed to me.
978
01:06:13,317 --> 01:06:14,927
And so...
979
01:06:16,320 --> 01:06:18,278
you went home,
and then this weird loop
980
01:06:18,365 --> 01:06:19,976
kept playing in my head
that was like,
981
01:06:20,063 --> 01:06:22,108
a girl as pretty as Margot,
982
01:06:22,195 --> 01:06:24,545
she definitely went out
with some stud boyfriend
983
01:06:24,632 --> 01:06:26,591
in high school,
and I kept thinking,
984
01:06:26,678 --> 01:06:28,723
she's definitely gonna
hook up with this guy,
985
01:06:28,810 --> 01:06:31,074
despite what's happening
between us,
986
01:06:31,161 --> 01:06:33,772
and then you sent that...
987
01:06:33,859 --> 01:06:36,993
that photo of your breasts,
988
01:06:37,080 --> 01:06:38,733
and then you said
it was a mistake,
989
01:06:38,820 --> 01:06:41,214
and I thought,
990
01:06:41,301 --> 01:06:43,782
that's definitely for that
fucking total douche boyfriend,
991
01:06:43,869 --> 01:06:46,219
and, you know,
you're probably considering
992
01:06:46,306 --> 01:06:48,874
fucking him if you weren't
already fucking him.
993
01:06:50,963 --> 01:06:53,705
And now I know that was...
994
01:06:53,792 --> 01:06:56,490
obviously wrong, and I should've
just trusted you.
995
01:07:00,886 --> 01:07:04,107
- My former boyfriend
is asexual now,
996
01:07:04,977 --> 01:07:08,633
as in doesn't want to have sex
with anyone ever again.
997
01:07:09,982 --> 01:07:12,245
- Well, that's...
998
01:07:14,291 --> 01:07:16,032
that's good to know, because I...
999
01:07:16,119 --> 01:07:17,903
I think we're really
good together.
1000
01:07:19,774 --> 01:07:21,472
I mean, I had a good
time tonight.
1001
01:07:23,213 --> 01:07:24,431
Didn't you?
1002
01:07:24,518 --> 01:07:25,911
- Yeah, I did.
1003
01:07:25,998 --> 01:07:28,392
- Yeah.
- Um, but I should...
1004
01:07:28,479 --> 01:07:30,307
probably go now.
1005
01:07:30,394 --> 01:07:32,613
- N-no.
1006
01:07:34,224 --> 01:07:36,661
No, you got to stay over.
- I can't.
1007
01:07:36,748 --> 01:07:38,421
- No, I'll make you scrambled
eggs in the morning.
1008
01:07:38,445 --> 01:07:41,970
- Thank you, but, um,
my roommate will be worried.
1009
01:07:42,058 --> 01:07:43,450
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.
1010
01:07:43,537 --> 01:07:46,497
- Right. Got to get
back to that dorm.
1011
01:07:46,584 --> 01:07:48,847
- Yep, 'cause that's...
that's where I live.
1012
01:07:59,162 --> 01:08:00,722
Why don't you like me?
1013
01:08:03,340 --> 01:08:04,950
Why don't you like me?
1014
01:08:07,300 --> 01:08:08,867
Why don't you like me?
1015
01:08:11,087 --> 01:08:13,089
Answer me!
Why don't you like me?
1016
01:08:13,176 --> 01:08:15,526
Why don't you like me? Why?!
1017
01:08:21,706 --> 01:08:22,881
- Here I am.
1018
01:08:25,405 --> 01:08:26,972
- Hey.
1019
01:08:31,846 --> 01:08:33,805
Glad we got to go on our date.
1020
01:08:34,762 --> 01:08:36,329
- Guess that was our date.
1021
01:08:37,548 --> 01:08:38,810
Okay.
1022
01:09:00,353 --> 01:09:02,007
Oh, God.
1023
01:10:14,514 --> 01:10:17,691
- So... how was it?
1024
01:10:17,778 --> 01:10:19,258
- Great, if you like a guy
1025
01:10:19,345 --> 01:10:21,739
that spends ten hours
a day on YouPorn.
1026
01:10:21,826 --> 01:10:24,524
- So what was his go-to move,
the reverse squatting cowgirl?
1027
01:10:24,611 --> 01:10:25,830
- Don't make me relive it.
1028
01:10:25,917 --> 01:10:27,658
- Or that awful hand thing
1029
01:10:27,745 --> 01:10:29,462
where their fingers are,
like, moving so fast
1030
01:10:29,486 --> 01:10:30,791
that your vagina
starts to smoke?
1031
01:10:30,878 --> 01:10:32,445
- What is that?
1032
01:10:34,055 --> 01:10:36,232
Right now, I just have to
figure out what I'm gonna do.
1033
01:10:37,537 --> 01:10:38,756
- Block his number.
1034
01:10:39,496 --> 01:10:41,237
- That's a little harsh,
1035
01:10:41,324 --> 01:10:44,457
and even if I did ghost him,
how long till he got the hint?
1036
01:10:44,544 --> 01:10:46,851
Maybe his messages
will keep coming forever.
1037
01:10:46,938 --> 01:10:48,418
Maybe they'll never end.
1038
01:10:49,767 --> 01:10:51,377
- Were his cats at least cute?
1039
01:10:53,771 --> 01:10:55,686
- I never saw them.
1040
01:10:55,773 --> 01:10:56,948
- Like, never?
1041
01:10:58,123 --> 01:11:00,343
Uh-oh. That's...
1042
01:11:00,430 --> 01:11:01,996
That's not good.
1043
01:11:02,083 --> 01:11:03,824
- It is weird, isn't it?
1044
01:11:05,130 --> 01:11:07,001
Why would he lie
about having cats?
1045
01:11:07,088 --> 01:11:10,744
- Because liking cats makes
a guy seem nonthreatening,
1046
01:11:10,831 --> 01:11:13,094
harmless, sensitive, even.
1047
01:11:13,181 --> 01:11:15,575
He lied because that's how
he wants you to think he is.
1048
01:11:17,795 --> 01:11:19,057
Think about it.
1049
01:11:19,144 --> 01:11:20,537
He's hiding something.
1050
01:11:31,722 --> 01:11:33,550
- So fucking not.
1051
01:12:01,099 --> 01:12:02,709
One of us has to die.
1052
01:12:27,430 --> 01:12:29,693
Hey, Robert, my workload has
become really overwhelming
1053
01:12:29,780 --> 01:12:31,347
since I added
Pre-Columbian Histories
1054
01:12:31,434 --> 01:12:32,870
to my already packed schedule,
1055
01:12:32,957 --> 01:12:35,133
so I really need to focus
on my studies right now.
1056
01:12:35,220 --> 01:12:37,265
It's actually quite serious,
because my parents
1057
01:12:37,353 --> 01:12:38,919
have threatened
to "turn off the tap,"
1058
01:12:39,006 --> 01:12:40,791
their words, unless I
keep up an A average.
1059
01:12:40,878 --> 01:12:43,402
- Wait, I'm sorry,
have you had a stroke?
1060
01:12:43,489 --> 01:12:44,577
- I know.
1061
01:12:44,664 --> 01:12:46,207
It's... it's too long.
I need to cut it.
1062
01:12:46,231 --> 01:12:48,407
- Uh, yeah, you need to put us
all out of our misery
1063
01:12:48,494 --> 01:12:50,540
and just say,
"I'm not interested."
1064
01:12:50,627 --> 01:12:52,498
- I can't say that, Taylor.
1065
01:12:52,585 --> 01:12:55,022
We had sex.
I have to say more.
1066
01:12:55,109 --> 01:12:57,982
- No, you don't.
- I do.
1067
01:12:58,069 --> 01:12:59,723
He's a nice guy,
1068
01:12:59,810 --> 01:13:01,464
sort of.
1069
01:13:01,551 --> 01:13:03,006
And what did he really
do that's so wrong
1070
01:13:03,030 --> 01:13:04,597
except be bad in bed
1071
01:13:04,684 --> 01:13:06,512
and maybe lie about having cats?
1072
01:13:07,644 --> 01:13:09,080
In a way, I kind of miss him.
1073
01:13:09,167 --> 01:13:10,995
- Okay, my head
is gonna explode.
1074
01:13:11,082 --> 01:13:13,824
- Not the real Robert,
obviously,
1075
01:13:13,911 --> 01:13:16,087
but the guy I was texting
with when we first met.
1076
01:13:16,174 --> 01:13:17,958
I really liked that guy.
1077
01:13:18,045 --> 01:13:20,700
- Yeah, it's easy to like
a text chain. It's not real.
1078
01:13:20,787 --> 01:13:22,615
- Hey, I never opened
the video he sent me.
1079
01:13:22,702 --> 01:13:24,574
- Great, now's your chance
to delete it.
1080
01:13:28,186 --> 01:13:29,622
- You're trembling.
1081
01:13:29,709 --> 01:13:31,058
- I'm not trembling.
1082
01:13:32,103 --> 01:13:33,670
It's sort of sweet.
1083
01:13:33,757 --> 01:13:35,454
It was the first movie
we saw together.
1084
01:13:35,541 --> 01:13:37,195
- It's the only movie
you saw together.
1085
01:13:37,282 --> 01:13:38,805
- He was really into this scene.
1086
01:13:38,892 --> 01:13:40,764
- I happen to like nice men.
1087
01:13:40,851 --> 01:13:42,330
- Leia's rocking
that mono-braid,
1088
01:13:42,418 --> 01:13:43,917
but my favorite
was always the side buns.
1089
01:13:43,941 --> 01:13:45,595
- That's exactly what I said,
1090
01:13:45,682 --> 01:13:47,771
not that Robert
was remotely interested.
1091
01:13:49,642 --> 01:13:51,122
Oh, wait, there's more.
1092
01:13:51,209 --> 01:13:54,038
- Wow. It's a montage.
1093
01:13:54,691 --> 01:13:56,867
- "Blade Runner"?
- Yeah, classic scene.
1094
01:13:56,954 --> 01:13:58,514
Rachael tries to run,
Deckard throws her
1095
01:13:58,564 --> 01:14:01,001
against the blinds,
forces her to say, "Kiss me,"
1096
01:14:01,088 --> 01:14:02,612
and then shoves
his mouth on hers,
1097
01:14:02,699 --> 01:14:05,136
and then she falls in love.
1098
01:14:05,223 --> 01:14:06,442
- Jesus.
1099
01:14:08,313 --> 01:14:10,446
- "Last Crusade,"
Indiana berates Elsa,
1100
01:14:10,533 --> 01:14:12,186
forces himself on her,
and then she says,
1101
01:14:12,273 --> 01:14:13,361
"How dare you kiss me?"
1102
01:14:13,449 --> 01:14:15,929
And then, of course,
she kisses him.
1103
01:14:17,975 --> 01:14:20,630
- I guess this is just
Robert's idea of romance.
1104
01:14:27,114 --> 01:14:28,376
Taylor!
1105
01:14:28,464 --> 01:14:29,464
No. Taylor!
1106
01:14:30,857 --> 01:14:32,990
No, come on, Taylor,
this isn't funny!
1107
01:14:34,121 --> 01:14:36,167
Taylor, I'm so serious
right now.
1108
01:14:36,254 --> 01:14:39,344
I'm really, really, really,
really, really serious, Taylor!
1109
01:14:43,174 --> 01:14:44,523
- You're welcome.
1110
01:14:47,874 --> 01:14:49,310
- Oh, my God.
1111
01:14:52,096 --> 01:14:53,706
He's gonna read that.
1112
01:14:53,793 --> 01:14:55,316
- It won't kill him.
1113
01:15:04,978 --> 01:15:06,327
You okay? What do you need?
1114
01:15:06,414 --> 01:15:07,459
I think I have a vape.
1115
01:15:07,546 --> 01:15:09,113
- What are you doing?
We don't vape.
1116
01:15:10,070 --> 01:15:11,637
- You're right, we don't.
1117
01:15:15,206 --> 01:15:16,512
- You're sure you're okay?
1118
01:15:17,513 --> 01:15:18,818
- Yeah, I'm fine.
1119
01:15:24,868 --> 01:15:26,565
- Oh, my God.
1120
01:15:28,567 --> 01:15:30,482
- You did this. You read it.
1121
01:15:30,569 --> 01:15:31,701
- Okay.
1122
01:15:33,790 --> 01:15:35,269
Uh, okay.
1123
01:15:38,621 --> 01:15:39,796
"Okay, Margot.
1124
01:15:39,883 --> 01:15:42,450
I'm sorry you don't want
to see me anymore.
1125
01:15:42,538 --> 01:15:44,124
I hope I didn't do
anything to upset you.
1126
01:15:44,148 --> 01:15:45,541
You're a sweet girl,
1127
01:15:45,628 --> 01:15:47,588
and I really did enjoy
the time we spent together.
1128
01:15:47,630 --> 01:15:49,457
Let me know if you
change your mind."
1129
01:15:51,329 --> 01:15:52,460
That's it.
1130
01:15:53,418 --> 01:15:55,202
Margot, it's over.
1131
01:15:57,901 --> 01:15:59,685
Oh, my God, thank God.
1132
01:16:00,643 --> 01:16:01,774
You handled this well.
1133
01:16:02,514 --> 01:16:03,863
You're a good girl.
1134
01:16:04,603 --> 01:16:05,822
I'm sorry. Nope, sorry.
1135
01:16:05,909 --> 01:16:07,432
It's too soon. You're right.
1136
01:16:10,087 --> 01:16:13,960
Happy birthday
to you! Hey!
1137
01:16:14,047 --> 01:16:16,876
Happy birthday to you! Hey!
1138
01:16:16,963 --> 01:16:21,446
Happy birthday, dear Beth.
1139
01:16:21,533 --> 01:16:27,539
Happy birthday
to you.
1140
01:16:27,626 --> 01:16:29,323
- I miss my bedroom.
1141
01:16:29,410 --> 01:16:30,934
- This is fun.
- Is it?
1142
01:16:31,021 --> 01:16:33,589
- And look, there's no costumes
or mime makeup this year.
1143
01:16:34,111 --> 01:16:35,503
- I could be a mime.
1144
01:16:35,591 --> 01:16:37,636
I'm trapped at a party.
1145
01:16:37,723 --> 01:16:39,769
- Look, if you want
to go, just leave.
1146
01:16:39,856 --> 01:16:41,422
- I heard that. No, no, no.
1147
01:16:41,509 --> 01:16:43,076
No one is leaving.
1148
01:16:43,163 --> 01:16:46,558
Dave's still setting up...
the karaoke room!
1149
01:16:46,645 --> 01:16:48,821
Get ready.
- Taylor, what do you think?
1150
01:16:48,908 --> 01:16:50,780
You, me,
1151
01:16:50,867 --> 01:16:53,609
"The Confrontation"
from "Les Mis"?
1152
01:16:53,696 --> 01:16:54,871
We could sing it.
1153
01:16:54,958 --> 01:16:56,612
And you're shaking your head no.
1154
01:16:56,699 --> 01:16:58,701
- No.
- I di... Never mind.
1155
01:16:58,788 --> 01:17:01,268
- Speaking of confrontations,
though...
1156
01:17:01,355 --> 01:17:03,096
Taylor, why don't
you tell everybody
1157
01:17:03,183 --> 01:17:04,943
what you've been up to
with your forum thing?
1158
01:17:05,882 --> 01:17:08,232
Taylor has been weeding
out masked men
1159
01:17:08,319 --> 01:17:11,017
on her subreddit, the Vagenda.
1160
01:17:11,104 --> 01:17:13,237
- Wait, wait, wait.
What's a masked man?
1161
01:17:13,324 --> 01:17:14,891
- Ugh, James Madley.
1162
01:17:14,978 --> 01:17:16,936
Wait, did I tell you
that he started
1163
01:17:17,023 --> 01:17:18,938
this new subreddit
that he's calling, wait...
1164
01:17:19,025 --> 01:17:21,854
wait for it... Man Feminist.
1165
01:17:21,941 --> 01:17:24,683
- James Madley? I know him.
1166
01:17:24,770 --> 01:17:26,511
He's a super chill guy.
He's in my comp lit.
1167
01:17:26,598 --> 01:17:27,947
And he's a Lyft driver.
1168
01:17:28,034 --> 01:17:30,080
- Yeah, is he the orange car
that's always parked
1169
01:17:30,167 --> 01:17:31,623
outside the North Gate?
- The North Gate.
1170
01:17:31,647 --> 01:17:34,301
- Well, that's kind of cute,
actually, isn't it?
1171
01:17:34,388 --> 01:17:37,130
You know, guys talking about
feminism with other guys?
1172
01:17:37,217 --> 01:17:38,305
- Mm.
- It's progress.
1173
01:17:38,392 --> 01:17:40,525
- Is it, or is that
just blind dudes
1174
01:17:40,612 --> 01:17:42,527
leading even more blind dudes?
1175
01:17:42,614 --> 01:17:44,572
- You should be a guest
moderator on his sub.
1176
01:17:45,399 --> 01:17:46,966
- Yeah, and then they'd at least
1177
01:17:47,053 --> 01:17:49,186
have one female voice in there.
1178
01:17:49,273 --> 01:17:50,404
- Yeah.
- Progress.
1179
01:17:50,491 --> 01:17:51,928
- Yeah, no, that's a great idea.
1180
01:17:52,015 --> 01:17:54,452
Let's just reward him for lying.
1181
01:17:54,539 --> 01:17:56,019
Really good idea, guys.
1182
01:17:58,543 --> 01:17:59,675
What?
- Okay, well,
1183
01:17:59,762 --> 01:18:00,922
if it's gonna be a mud fight,
1184
01:18:00,980 --> 01:18:02,349
I'm gonna need more booze.
- Yes, please.
1185
01:18:02,373 --> 01:18:03,591
- I'll come.
- You want one?
1186
01:18:03,679 --> 01:18:05,091
- Yes, please. Yep.
Double shot. Thank you!
1187
01:18:05,115 --> 01:18:06,420
- Yes, happy birthday.
1188
01:18:18,258 --> 01:18:19,346
The bar's that way.
1189
01:18:19,433 --> 01:18:21,131
- It's him.
1190
01:18:21,218 --> 01:18:23,611
- What? It's who?
Oh, my God, he really is old.
1191
01:18:23,699 --> 01:18:25,309
- No, don't look!
- Who? Him?
1192
01:18:25,396 --> 01:18:26,484
- Where?
- Don't look.
1193
01:18:26,571 --> 01:18:27,809
Oh, it's the guy at the theater.
1194
01:18:27,833 --> 01:18:28,854
Yeah, yeah, I told you about
1195
01:18:28,878 --> 01:18:29,898
that whole debacle, remember?
1196
01:18:29,922 --> 01:18:31,489
- Right.
- I don't know if he saw me.
1197
01:18:31,576 --> 01:18:34,753
Yeah, guy who said he had
cats and didn't have cats...
1198
01:18:34,840 --> 01:18:36,059
- Yeah.
- In the end.
1199
01:18:36,146 --> 01:18:37,819
- Look, I'm just gonna go.
- No, we'll all...
1200
01:18:37,843 --> 01:18:39,279
We're all gonna go, come on.
1201
01:18:39,366 --> 01:18:41,934
Come on, guys. Get up. Yes.
Come on, let's surround her.
1202
01:18:42,021 --> 01:18:43,501
Everyone just be subtle
and normal.
1203
01:18:43,588 --> 01:18:44,937
- What?
1204
01:18:51,639 --> 01:18:53,163
- Which one is he?
1205
01:19:14,837 --> 01:19:16,099
- He saw me.
1206
01:19:21,626 --> 01:19:23,933
- Ugh, this is just him
pissing on a lamppost.
1207
01:19:24,020 --> 01:19:25,369
Ignore it.
1208
01:19:32,245 --> 01:19:33,377
- This is so bad.
1209
01:19:33,464 --> 01:19:35,683
- Margot, this is not
your fault.
1210
01:23:34,357 --> 01:23:35,749
- Shit.
1211
01:23:58,337 --> 01:24:00,861
- And this was last night
after he sent the text
1212
01:24:00,948 --> 01:24:02,211
where he called you a whore?
1213
01:24:02,298 --> 01:24:03,603
- Yeah, the text was last night,
1214
01:24:03,690 --> 01:24:05,301
and then tonight he harassed me
1215
01:24:05,388 --> 01:24:07,520
when he waited for me outside.
1216
01:24:07,607 --> 01:24:09,305
- He waited?
I thought he drove off.
1217
01:24:10,436 --> 01:24:12,743
- After standing there
for ten minutes.
1218
01:24:12,830 --> 01:24:14,266
- Did he approach you?
1219
01:24:14,353 --> 01:24:16,921
- Not physically,
but he could see me.
1220
01:24:18,836 --> 01:24:21,230
Actually, I'm not sure if he
could see me through the doors,
1221
01:24:21,317 --> 01:24:24,102
but he knows my hours, so...
1222
01:24:28,237 --> 01:24:30,239
You're gonna say he didn't
break the law.
1223
01:24:30,326 --> 01:24:32,545
- He didn't break the law.
- Okay,
1224
01:24:32,632 --> 01:24:34,262
but I also don't want to be
the next episode
1225
01:24:34,286 --> 01:24:35,592
of "Homicide Hunter."
1226
01:24:36,114 --> 01:24:38,856
"Harassing predator
singles out young woman,
1227
01:24:38,943 --> 01:24:41,511
pursues her,
cops ignore her complaints,
1228
01:24:41,598 --> 01:24:44,644
until she's found in a trash bin
behind the local Kroger's."
1229
01:24:45,906 --> 01:24:48,648
- Or the story goes,
1230
01:24:48,735 --> 01:24:51,216
"Average Joe likes young pussy,
1231
01:24:51,303 --> 01:24:54,001
gets frustrated when she doesn't
like him back,
1232
01:24:54,089 --> 01:24:56,526
drinks too much,
calls her a bad name,
1233
01:24:56,613 --> 01:25:00,269
drives to her work to try
to plead his case, chickens out,
1234
01:25:00,356 --> 01:25:04,360
then figures next time,
he'll pick a less hot girl."
1235
01:25:05,187 --> 01:25:08,015
But if Robert actually
does do something
1236
01:25:08,103 --> 01:25:10,757
to break the law
and you can prove it,
1237
01:25:10,844 --> 01:25:12,237
come find me.
1238
01:25:12,977 --> 01:25:15,240
Stop watching "Homicide Hunter."
1239
01:26:20,479 --> 01:26:23,482
- Well, can't say
I'm surprised to find
1240
01:26:23,569 --> 01:26:25,267
two lovely ladies
like yourselves
1241
01:26:25,354 --> 01:26:26,505
in here looking for protection.
1242
01:26:26,529 --> 01:26:29,227
- Oh, my God, Kelvin?
1243
01:26:29,314 --> 01:26:30,857
You need to shut
that shit down right now.
1244
01:26:30,881 --> 01:26:32,665
- Yeah, I'm in no mood
to be hit on
1245
01:26:32,752 --> 01:26:34,363
while my life
might be in danger.
1246
01:26:34,450 --> 01:26:35,625
I'm sorry.
1247
01:26:35,712 --> 01:26:37,279
- Don't apologize.
1248
01:26:37,757 --> 01:26:38,889
- Uh, okay.
1249
01:26:38,976 --> 01:26:42,197
Um, how can I help you?
1250
01:26:42,762 --> 01:26:44,677
- I need to keep someone
away from me.
1251
01:26:44,764 --> 01:26:47,332
- Mm-hmm.
- And if he doesn't stay away,
1252
01:26:47,419 --> 01:26:48,812
I need to be able
to defend myself.
1253
01:26:48,899 --> 01:26:50,770
- Mm-hmm. Yeah. All right.
1254
01:26:53,512 --> 01:26:54,644
How about a stun gun?
1255
01:26:54,731 --> 01:26:57,603
- And that just zaps him?
- Yeah.
1256
01:26:58,343 --> 01:27:00,737
The Vipertek VTS-989,
what we got here,
1257
01:27:00,824 --> 01:27:02,217
it's our best seller.
1258
01:27:02,304 --> 01:27:04,393
Fully rechargeable.
- Mm, no, that's not gonna work.
1259
01:27:04,480 --> 01:27:06,264
She's at 4% with her
phone on a good day.
1260
01:27:06,351 --> 01:27:08,919
- All righty.
We could keep it simple, then.
1261
01:27:09,006 --> 01:27:10,921
Two words: Smith & Wesson.
1262
01:27:11,008 --> 01:27:12,792
- A gun?
- A gun, gun?
1263
01:27:12,879 --> 01:27:15,447
Kelvin, when you
go home at night,
1264
01:27:15,534 --> 01:27:17,101
what planet is that?
1265
01:27:17,188 --> 01:27:19,079
Do you realize that you're
more likely to get shot
1266
01:27:19,103 --> 01:27:22,062
if you're carrying a gun,
with your own gun?
1267
01:27:24,587 --> 01:27:28,721
- Look, ladies, I just want
to help you both feel safe.
1268
01:27:28,808 --> 01:27:30,157
How can I do that?
1269
01:27:31,289 --> 01:27:33,770
- I just need to know
if I'm overreacting
1270
01:27:33,857 --> 01:27:36,338
or if there really is a guy
out there after me.
1271
01:27:39,950 --> 01:27:41,995
At least this way,
we're ready for anything.
1272
01:27:44,171 --> 01:27:46,043
God, this is so intense.
1273
01:27:46,130 --> 01:27:48,741
Are you sure a tracking device
is even legal?
1274
01:27:48,828 --> 01:27:50,241
- Kelvin said it depends
on the state.
1275
01:27:50,265 --> 01:27:51,875
- Oh, we're quoting Kelvin now?
1276
01:27:51,962 --> 01:27:54,269
- Taylor, I have
to do something.
1277
01:27:54,356 --> 01:27:57,228
And if Robert is out there
planning to hurt me,
1278
01:27:57,315 --> 01:27:58,838
I have to be able to stop him,
1279
01:27:58,925 --> 01:28:00,971
and to stop him,
I have to know where he is
1280
01:28:01,058 --> 01:28:02,277
at all times.
1281
01:28:04,322 --> 01:28:06,411
- Right, but that just means
1282
01:28:06,498 --> 01:28:09,632
that you have to get
that thing on his car.
1283
01:28:10,937 --> 01:28:11,982
- Yeah.
1284
01:28:12,983 --> 01:28:14,985
I have to get this thing
on his car soon.
1285
01:28:17,030 --> 01:28:18,380
- Party!
1286
01:28:18,467 --> 01:28:19,946
- Motherfucker!
- I know. A hot dog,
1287
01:28:20,033 --> 01:28:21,184
it's horrifying.
Cecilia is having
1288
01:28:21,208 --> 01:28:22,514
a You Are What You Eat Party.
1289
01:28:22,601 --> 01:28:24,275
You gotta come.
- And we even got you costumes.
1290
01:28:24,299 --> 01:28:25,537
- You almost gave us
heart attacks.
1291
01:28:25,561 --> 01:28:27,911
- Which is so fucking rude.
1292
01:28:27,998 --> 01:28:30,217
You just barge in here,
taking up every inch of space
1293
01:28:30,305 --> 01:28:32,089
with your loud, entitled voices
1294
01:28:32,176 --> 01:28:34,134
and your obnoxious,
meaty costumes?
1295
01:28:34,221 --> 01:28:36,093
- I was gonna be an avocado.
1296
01:28:36,180 --> 01:28:37,355
- Taylor, we're fine.
1297
01:28:37,442 --> 01:28:38,842
They're just inviting
us to a party.
1298
01:28:38,922 --> 01:28:41,141
- Did they ask if we wanted
to be invited to a party?
1299
01:28:41,228 --> 01:28:43,492
- We are.
We... We are now.
1300
01:28:43,579 --> 01:28:45,320
- Uh, we could...
Yeah, if you want to come.
1301
01:28:46,712 --> 01:28:48,975
- I'm sorry, we were just
in the middle of something.
1302
01:28:49,062 --> 01:28:50,736
- What? Don't apologize to them.
Why are you always
1303
01:28:50,760 --> 01:28:52,849
apologizing to dudes?
- Relax.
1304
01:28:53,545 --> 01:28:55,218
Why do you have to make
everything into some epic
1305
01:28:55,242 --> 01:28:57,549
battle in your own mind?
It's exhausting.
1306
01:28:57,636 --> 01:29:00,030
Kyle and Lucas didn't
do anything wrong.
1307
01:29:00,117 --> 01:29:02,119
- Clearly, this is a bad time.
1308
01:29:02,206 --> 01:29:03,555
So we'll be in the lounge if...
1309
01:29:03,642 --> 01:29:04,948
- Sorry.
- Yeah, sorry.
1310
01:29:05,035 --> 01:29:07,254
We'll knock next time.
1311
01:29:07,342 --> 01:29:09,126
- What the fuck was that?
1312
01:29:09,431 --> 01:29:10,519
What is going on?
1313
01:29:10,606 --> 01:29:12,347
Why are you always
against me recently?
1314
01:29:12,434 --> 01:29:14,349
- Nobody is against you.
1315
01:29:15,262 --> 01:29:17,569
God, that's all
I'm saying, okay?
1316
01:29:17,656 --> 01:29:19,310
- Good.
1317
01:29:19,397 --> 01:29:21,157
- Although I'm also saying
that sometimes you make it
1318
01:29:21,181 --> 01:29:22,879
really hard for me
to be for you.
1319
01:29:22,966 --> 01:29:26,361
- Oh, really? Oh, well,
I'm always there for you, so...
1320
01:29:26,448 --> 01:29:28,493
- What? No, you're not.
- I am.
1321
01:29:28,580 --> 01:29:30,060
I just took you to get weapons.
1322
01:29:30,147 --> 01:29:32,584
- Okay, let's be honest
about what I really am to you.
1323
01:29:33,324 --> 01:29:35,587
A pair of ears.
A captive audience.
1324
01:29:35,674 --> 01:29:37,546
- Are you joking?
- No.
1325
01:29:37,633 --> 01:29:39,635
You're only there for me
when I agree with you.
1326
01:29:39,722 --> 01:29:43,073
- Th... It's... Without me,
you're literally just, like,
1327
01:29:43,160 --> 01:29:46,642
floating around in some
YA fantasy novel.
1328
01:29:46,729 --> 01:29:49,862
Like, I ground you.
Do you understand that?
1329
01:29:49,949 --> 01:29:51,821
I'm always trying
to protect you,
1330
01:29:51,908 --> 01:29:54,563
because I understand
the real world, and you don't.
1331
01:29:54,650 --> 01:29:56,391
- What, from your virtual cave?
1332
01:29:56,478 --> 01:29:58,305
Where no one has real names?
1333
01:29:58,393 --> 01:30:00,196
Where no one's a real person
because you're all too afraid
1334
01:30:00,220 --> 01:30:01,700
to actually step out?
1335
01:30:01,787 --> 01:30:03,615
- Oh, right,
like how you stepped out?
1336
01:30:03,702 --> 01:30:05,704
How'd that go for you?
1337
01:30:05,791 --> 01:30:07,711
- At least I tried to connect
with another human.
1338
01:30:07,750 --> 01:30:09,578
What do you ever do except hide?
1339
01:30:11,231 --> 01:30:12,581
- Fuck you.
1340
01:30:12,668 --> 01:30:14,017
This is bullshit.
1341
01:30:14,887 --> 01:30:17,237
Good luck with your
Robert problem, Margot.
1342
01:30:17,324 --> 01:30:18,630
Can't wait for that call.
1343
01:30:18,717 --> 01:30:20,129
- Why would I bother calling?
1344
01:30:20,153 --> 01:30:21,851
You'll be too busy posting.
1345
01:30:26,246 --> 01:30:28,205
Fuck.
1346
01:31:54,465 --> 01:31:56,554
- I don't want to talk to you,
but I left my charger
1347
01:31:56,641 --> 01:31:57,773
in your room.
1348
01:31:59,165 --> 01:32:00,427
Margot?
1349
01:32:09,611 --> 01:32:11,221
Oh, my God.
1350
01:33:04,230 --> 01:33:05,797
- Hey. Hey. Who are you?
1351
01:33:07,886 --> 01:33:08,886
Hey.
1352
01:33:11,150 --> 01:33:12,282
What are you doing?
1353
01:33:13,152 --> 01:33:14,806
- I know that dog.
1354
01:33:14,893 --> 01:33:15,981
- Go. Go.
1355
01:33:18,767 --> 01:33:21,291
- That dog was outside
my dorm weeks ago.
1356
01:33:23,510 --> 01:33:24,860
You've been following me.
1357
01:33:25,904 --> 01:33:28,037
- I don't... I...
What is that?
1358
01:33:29,342 --> 01:33:31,606
What is that in your hand?
1359
01:33:33,042 --> 01:33:35,087
What is that in your hand?
1360
01:33:36,785 --> 01:33:38,003
Give it to me.
1361
01:33:52,627 --> 01:33:54,019
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
1362
01:33:54,106 --> 01:33:55,823
- We need to go to the
Alphabet Streets immediately.
1363
01:33:55,847 --> 01:33:57,172
- Okay.
- There's this guy named Robert.
1364
01:33:57,196 --> 01:33:58,434
My friend is with him right now.
1365
01:33:58,458 --> 01:34:00,591
I-I don't know his address
or his last name,
1366
01:34:00,678 --> 01:34:02,525
but I just have a really bad
feeling about this, okay,
1367
01:34:02,549 --> 01:34:04,005
so we're just gonna
drive to the Alphabet Streets,
1368
01:34:04,029 --> 01:34:05,117
and we can start looking.
1369
01:34:05,204 --> 01:34:06,945
- Okay, all right, all right,
um,
1370
01:34:07,032 --> 01:34:08,164
all right, just breathe.
1371
01:34:08,251 --> 01:34:10,166
You might want to buckle up.
1372
01:34:11,558 --> 01:34:14,736
You know, my name's, uh...
my name's James, by the way.
1373
01:34:22,526 --> 01:34:23,570
Fuck.
1374
01:34:26,356 --> 01:34:28,793
What do I do? What do I do?
1375
01:34:34,669 --> 01:34:36,671
What the fuck
is the matter with you?
1376
01:34:37,846 --> 01:34:40,065
- Why am I inside your house?
1377
01:34:40,152 --> 01:34:43,242
- You were trying
to put a tracker on my car,
1378
01:34:43,329 --> 01:34:45,201
because apparently,
you want to see me in jail.
1379
01:34:45,288 --> 01:34:47,725
- This is insane.
I'm just gonna go.
1380
01:34:47,812 --> 01:34:50,249
- You're not gonna go.
You're not going anywhere,
1381
01:34:50,336 --> 01:34:51,816
not until I have a plan,
1382
01:34:51,903 --> 01:34:54,601
until I figure out
how to fix this total,
1383
01:34:54,689 --> 01:34:57,909
god-awful,
disastrous mess you put us in.
1384
01:34:59,998 --> 01:35:01,826
Everything is ruined now.
1385
01:35:01,913 --> 01:35:03,785
If I let you out of here
looking like that,
1386
01:35:03,872 --> 01:35:06,312
you're probably gonna get your
wish, and I'm gonna go to jail,
1387
01:35:06,352 --> 01:35:08,615
no matter what I say
about what happened here.
1388
01:35:11,488 --> 01:35:13,316
Everybody believes the woman.
1389
01:35:13,403 --> 01:35:15,797
- Trust me, they don't.
- Oh, no.
1390
01:35:15,884 --> 01:35:18,495
You want to see how much
of a liar you are?
1391
01:35:20,236 --> 01:35:23,326
"I told my parents this morning
they will meet you soon,"
1392
01:35:23,413 --> 01:35:26,895
with a... an emoji face
blowing a heart kiss.
1393
01:35:27,852 --> 01:35:29,288
"Break is boring. Good news,
1394
01:35:29,375 --> 01:35:31,421
we'll be in same
zip code again soon,"
1395
01:35:31,508 --> 01:35:32,422
with two thumbs up.
1396
01:35:32,509 --> 01:35:33,815
You remember sending that?
1397
01:35:33,902 --> 01:35:35,599
"Thank you for being
so kind last night.
1398
01:35:35,686 --> 01:35:37,383
You're my new favorite person."
1399
01:35:38,645 --> 01:35:40,952
"Today you were
my first text and my last.
1400
01:35:41,039 --> 01:35:43,912
Let's make this every day,"
with three questions marks
1401
01:35:43,999 --> 01:35:46,392
and a blushing face
with little hearts.
1402
01:35:47,480 --> 01:35:51,049
I went through all the texts;
there's 156 texts
1403
01:35:51,136 --> 01:35:55,184
that say, "I'm into you,
Robert. I like you, Robert."
1404
01:35:57,969 --> 01:35:59,188
Why'd you say those things?
1405
01:35:59,275 --> 01:36:01,103
Why did you say them
if you don't mean them?
1406
01:36:01,190 --> 01:36:06,021
And why'd you let me blubber on
like some lovesick asshole
1407
01:36:06,108 --> 01:36:07,718
when you obviously loathe me?
1408
01:36:07,805 --> 01:36:10,373
- I don't loathe you.
- Stop lying!
1409
01:36:12,288 --> 01:36:13,550
- What about you?
1410
01:36:14,203 --> 01:36:15,726
You were stalking me.
1411
01:36:15,813 --> 01:36:17,554
- I was stalking you?
1412
01:36:18,033 --> 01:36:21,776
What, a guy can't see a pretty
girl and want to meet her?
1413
01:36:22,820 --> 01:36:25,214
Okay, yeah, I...
So I followed you,
1414
01:36:25,301 --> 01:36:27,303
but only so I could
run into you.
1415
01:36:27,390 --> 01:36:29,479
Is that... is that a bad thing?
1416
01:36:29,566 --> 01:36:31,394
I mean, is that a bad thing?
1417
01:36:31,481 --> 01:36:33,570
I-I... Am I some kind of bad guy
1418
01:36:33,657 --> 01:36:36,181
'cause I just want to...
I want to fucking meet a girl?
1419
01:36:36,268 --> 01:36:38,836
I want to meet a girl in life
and not on a fucking app?
1420
01:36:38,923 --> 01:36:40,596
I don't want to meet them
through my screen?
1421
01:36:40,620 --> 01:36:42,361
Am I such a bad guy?
1422
01:36:43,841 --> 01:36:46,235
I'm sorry that
I found you attractive,
1423
01:36:46,322 --> 01:36:48,933
and maybe if you'd liked me,
like I thought you did,
1424
01:36:49,020 --> 01:36:51,457
you would've found that romantic
and not, you know,
1425
01:36:51,544 --> 01:36:53,895
not creepy, and it could've
been our story.
1426
01:36:55,635 --> 01:36:56,723
- What?
1427
01:36:56,811 --> 01:36:58,464
- The fucking origin story
1428
01:36:58,551 --> 01:37:00,858
that our best man
would've told at our wedding.
1429
01:37:02,729 --> 01:37:04,601
And by the way,
you had your eye on me, too,
1430
01:37:04,688 --> 01:37:06,646
at the movie theater,
didn't you?
1431
01:37:08,170 --> 01:37:09,171
Be honest!
1432
01:37:09,911 --> 01:37:11,738
Just say it! Say it! Say it!
1433
01:37:11,826 --> 01:37:13,218
Don't play games.
1434
01:37:13,305 --> 01:37:15,917
Don't play games
anymore with me.
1435
01:37:16,265 --> 01:37:18,615
You can't say shit,
you can't say a goddamn
1436
01:37:18,702 --> 01:37:20,443
truthful thing
in your fucking life.
1437
01:37:20,530 --> 01:37:22,097
Dumbass teenager.
1438
01:37:22,184 --> 01:37:25,448
You just fucking manipulated me.
1439
01:37:25,535 --> 01:37:26,797
- I was honest.
1440
01:37:28,668 --> 01:37:29,974
At first.
1441
01:37:31,454 --> 01:37:32,803
But the night we spent here,
1442
01:37:32,890 --> 01:37:36,676
we just had such different
experiences.
1443
01:37:38,417 --> 01:37:40,071
- Wh-what do you mean?
1444
01:37:40,506 --> 01:37:42,030
You had a bad time?
1445
01:37:43,379 --> 01:37:45,642
What? What... What did I do?
1446
01:37:45,729 --> 01:37:47,209
I didn't fuck you well enough?
1447
01:37:48,601 --> 01:37:50,001
You should've told me that!
Tell me!
1448
01:37:50,081 --> 01:37:51,580
- Well, when you were
texting me after,
1449
01:37:51,604 --> 01:37:53,650
I was just trying
to spare your feelings.
1450
01:37:57,654 --> 01:37:59,351
- Fuck.
1451
01:38:01,788 --> 01:38:03,399
I'm being way too loud.
1452
01:38:03,486 --> 01:38:04,724
I'm being way
too loud right now.
1453
01:38:04,748 --> 01:38:05,923
This is... This is not a...
1454
01:38:06,010 --> 01:38:07,055
- Ugh, my eyes.
1455
01:38:07,925 --> 01:38:10,232
- Oh, your eyes? Well,
that's also your fault entirely.
1456
01:38:10,319 --> 01:38:13,017
- Please, can I just have
some water for my eyes?
1457
01:38:13,539 --> 01:38:15,759
- You need saline solution,
not water.
1458
01:38:18,414 --> 01:38:21,417
- Oh, my God, you've had
girls mace you before?
1459
01:38:22,374 --> 01:38:23,723
- Go on. Go on.
1460
01:38:24,550 --> 01:38:26,596
- What, so this
is a regular thing?
1461
01:38:27,640 --> 01:38:29,033
- I'm a nurse.
1462
01:38:31,557 --> 01:38:34,212
Not that you ever
bothered to ask.
1463
01:38:34,952 --> 01:38:38,956
I don't know, maybe Ambien
mixed with Klonopin,
1464
01:38:39,348 --> 01:38:41,698
and I just dose you,
and I drop you off on campus,
1465
01:38:41,785 --> 01:38:43,961
and... and you don't
remember how you got there,
1466
01:38:44,048 --> 01:38:46,355
and it'd be as if this whole
1467
01:38:46,442 --> 01:38:48,139
hideous nightmare
never happened.
1468
01:38:49,314 --> 01:38:50,750
- That's your plan?
1469
01:38:53,188 --> 01:38:54,929
That is not a good plan.
1470
01:38:55,016 --> 01:38:57,409
Well, because there
is no good plan.
1471
01:38:57,496 --> 01:38:59,194
There is no good plan.
1472
01:38:59,846 --> 01:39:02,023
If you walk out of here
looking like that,
1473
01:39:02,110 --> 01:39:04,155
it's over for me, right?
1474
01:39:04,242 --> 01:39:05,940
I cannot trust you.
- Yes, you can.
1475
01:39:06,027 --> 01:39:07,724
- No, I can't!
1476
01:39:08,116 --> 01:39:09,552
- Look, why don't we
make a pact?
1477
01:39:09,639 --> 01:39:11,380
- A pact?
- Yeah.
1478
01:39:13,121 --> 01:39:14,687
You let me go...
1479
01:39:17,168 --> 01:39:20,955
You let me go, I never speak
a word of this to anyone,
1480
01:39:21,259 --> 01:39:24,610
and we... we both forget
we ever knew each other.
1481
01:39:24,697 --> 01:39:25,960
- Ha.
1482
01:39:27,309 --> 01:39:30,790
- That could work.
- No. No. No.
1483
01:39:32,488 --> 01:39:35,578
- Robert, look, if you drug me
like some super predator...
1484
01:39:35,665 --> 01:39:36,971
- Oh, God.
1485
01:39:37,058 --> 01:39:39,060
- they will lock
you up for good.
1486
01:39:45,153 --> 01:39:47,024
Oh, my God. my eyes.
1487
01:39:51,289 --> 01:39:52,899
They're burning.
1488
01:39:55,815 --> 01:39:58,775
Can I please just have
some of that solution?
1489
01:39:59,689 --> 01:40:02,344
Please, please,
I'm in so much pain.
1490
01:40:07,088 --> 01:40:08,524
- Don't fucking move.
1491
01:41:06,625 --> 01:41:08,758
- 911, what's your emergency?
1492
01:41:09,324 --> 01:41:10,412
Hello?
1493
01:41:10,499 --> 01:41:11,587
- No...
1494
01:41:12,718 --> 01:41:14,024
- Hello?
1495
01:41:17,332 --> 01:41:18,333
- Fuck.
1496
01:41:26,428 --> 01:41:28,038
Stop. Stop.
1497
01:41:39,049 --> 01:41:41,269
Shut up! Shut up!
1498
01:41:41,356 --> 01:41:42,748
Get in here!
1499
01:41:42,835 --> 01:41:44,185
Get over here!
1500
01:41:47,710 --> 01:41:49,712
Come here. Stop.
1501
01:41:52,889 --> 01:41:55,326
Shut the fuck up. Shut up!
1502
01:42:04,335 --> 01:42:05,902
Shut the fuck up.
1503
01:42:05,989 --> 01:42:07,991
Shut up! Shut...
1504
01:42:13,431 --> 01:42:14,432
Fuck!
1505
01:43:07,093 --> 01:43:08,182
Get off me!
1506
01:43:08,269 --> 01:43:09,661
- Enough!
1507
01:43:40,475 --> 01:43:42,651
Hey! Hey!
1508
01:43:47,308 --> 01:43:48,308
Come on.
1509
01:43:49,484 --> 01:43:50,920
Come on! Come on!
1510
01:43:52,443 --> 01:43:54,140
Help! God!
1511
01:44:00,625 --> 01:44:01,887
The drain.
1512
01:44:09,460 --> 01:44:10,461
Come in.
1513
01:44:11,984 --> 01:44:14,160
Margot! Come in.
1514
01:44:15,597 --> 01:44:17,773
Are you fucking crazy?
You got to trust me!
1515
01:44:22,125 --> 01:44:23,125
Come on.
1516
01:44:24,170 --> 01:44:26,738
Trust me! Come on!
1517
01:44:41,971 --> 01:44:43,668
- Open it! Hey!
1518
01:44:44,060 --> 01:44:45,583
Robert!
1519
01:44:45,670 --> 01:44:47,150
Let me in!
1520
01:44:47,759 --> 01:44:50,109
Robert! Let me in!
1521
01:44:56,377 --> 01:44:58,074
- Okay, turn off Adams
onto Buchanan.
1522
01:44:58,161 --> 01:44:59,467
Then go down Cleveland.
1523
01:44:59,554 --> 01:45:01,512
- Okay, what we looking for?
1524
01:45:01,599 --> 01:45:03,253
- Oh, my God, there's a fire.
1525
01:45:03,340 --> 01:45:04,689
Wait, drive toward the fire!
1526
01:45:04,776 --> 01:45:06,909
- What? Seriously,
drive toward it?
1527
01:45:19,269 --> 01:45:21,247
Is your friend in there?
- I don't know. I don't know.
1528
01:45:21,271 --> 01:45:23,142
I don't even know
if this is the right house.
1529
01:46:02,094 --> 01:46:03,748
- We didn't find anyone.
1530
01:46:03,835 --> 01:46:06,195
- No, she hasn't responded to my
texts or calls or anything.
1531
01:46:06,272 --> 01:46:07,970
Did... did you check
everywhere?
1532
01:46:08,057 --> 01:46:09,754
- It's good news
we didn't find her.
1533
01:46:18,154 --> 01:46:19,329
- Hey, Taylor.
1534
01:46:20,765 --> 01:46:22,158
Why don't you let me
take you home?
1535
01:46:24,726 --> 01:46:26,205
I won't... I won't charge you.
1536
01:46:29,687 --> 01:46:33,474
- I think you might
already know me.
1537
01:46:37,086 --> 01:46:38,566
I'm BitchPerfect.
1538
01:46:42,657 --> 01:46:44,093
- It's nice to finally meet you.
1539
01:46:46,704 --> 01:46:49,403
- Hey, Chief. We found
something in the basement.
1540
01:46:50,099 --> 01:46:51,709
- Margot?
1541
01:46:56,975 --> 01:46:57,976
- All right.
1542
01:47:07,899 --> 01:47:09,248
We got a pulse!
1543
01:47:12,513 --> 01:47:14,166
On both of 'em!
1544
01:47:14,253 --> 01:47:15,646
Come on, let's get 'em up.
1545
01:47:25,569 --> 01:47:26,875
She's up.
1546
01:47:26,962 --> 01:47:28,267
Oh, thank God.
1547
01:47:28,354 --> 01:47:29,486
- Hi.
1548
01:47:29,573 --> 01:47:31,357
- I-I'm gonna go get your mom.
1549
01:47:31,445 --> 01:47:32,794
Uh, she took a Valium,
1550
01:47:32,881 --> 01:47:34,448
and she's sleeping
in the lounge.
1551
01:47:34,535 --> 01:47:37,189
She's so stressed about this.
1552
01:47:37,276 --> 01:47:38,689
It's really not about
Kelly right now.
1553
01:47:38,713 --> 01:47:40,802
- Look, I'm-I'm gonna be
right back. Your mom...
1554
01:47:42,194 --> 01:47:44,458
your mom is gonna
be so relieved.
1555
01:47:44,545 --> 01:47:50,072
You know,
and I'm relieved too, obviously.
1556
01:47:54,816 --> 01:47:56,948
Hi. You're okay.
1557
01:48:25,194 --> 01:48:27,413
I don't know why
you want to look at this.
1558
01:48:27,501 --> 01:48:29,503
Robert Holt is taillights now.
1559
01:48:29,590 --> 01:48:31,983
Okay, he's gone.
It's done. It's over.
1560
01:48:35,465 --> 01:48:37,641
- He quit his job
at the hospital.
1561
01:48:39,469 --> 01:48:41,906
The woman at the desk
said he moved to the coast,
1562
01:48:42,385 --> 01:48:44,474
didn't leave any
forwarding information.
1563
01:48:47,216 --> 01:48:49,044
Who knows if that's true
or not, though?
1564
01:48:50,088 --> 01:48:52,569
Maybe he told her to say that
in case I came looking.
1565
01:48:55,006 --> 01:48:56,854
- One of these days,
you're gonna have to tell me
1566
01:48:56,878 --> 01:48:58,532
what really happened that night.
1567
01:49:05,843 --> 01:49:08,803
Come on. We're late
for pickleball. Let's go.
1568
01:49:13,111 --> 01:49:16,027
Then,
out of the swamp's depths
1569
01:49:16,114 --> 01:49:19,988
again appears horrifying,
mysterious creatures.
1570
01:49:20,075 --> 01:49:21,467
- You've seen it, right?
1571
01:49:22,686 --> 01:49:24,035
- Me?
- Yeah, you know how,
1572
01:49:24,122 --> 01:49:26,298
like, places have, like,
employee recommends
1573
01:49:26,385 --> 01:49:27,865
and stuff like that?
1574
01:49:27,952 --> 01:49:30,476
Do you recommend
"The Apartment"?
1575
01:49:30,564 --> 01:49:32,130
- Embarrassingly,
I haven't seen it.
1576
01:49:32,217 --> 01:49:34,393
- You haven't seen it?
It's, like, a classic.
1577
01:49:35,307 --> 01:49:37,919
I mean, you know, they told me
that if you don't see it,
1578
01:49:38,006 --> 01:49:39,573
they're gonna fire you,
but you...
1579
01:49:39,660 --> 01:49:40,940
I think they show it two nights,
1580
01:49:41,009 --> 01:49:42,401
so you still have tomorrow.
1581
01:49:42,488 --> 01:49:43,577
- Well, thank you.
1582
01:49:43,664 --> 01:49:44,839
- Yeah.
- I'll get on that.
1583
01:49:44,926 --> 01:49:46,536
- No, you should.
- Mm-hmm.
1584
01:49:47,450 --> 01:49:50,061
To gratify their
destructive desires.
1585
01:49:54,326 --> 01:49:57,591
- Hey, Girl Who Should See
"The Apartment," um...
1586
01:49:59,027 --> 01:50:00,637
Why don't you give me
your number?
104816
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