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# I know a place
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# Ain't nobody cryin'
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# Ain't nobody worried
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# Ain't no smilin' faces
Uh-uh, no, no
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# Lyin' to the races #
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Gino!
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Gino, you come
in here now!
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# Somebody help me
I'll take you there
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# Help me, y'all
I'll take you there
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# Help me now
I'll take you there #
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I don't remember much
about when I was a kid.
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I remember the summers.
Bungalow Bar and Johnny Ride the Pony.
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Listenin'to 45s
on the Close N' Play.
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Oh, most of all, sittin' on the front
stoop with my best friend Teen...
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and her six sisters
playin' beauty parlor.
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I was eleven years old.
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I looked like a 40-year-old divorcee
with a drinkin' problem.
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I had no brothers
or sisters...
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which in a Catholic neighborhood like
Bensonhurst made me kinda like a Martian.
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I gotta go
change the record.
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- Put on "Band Of Gold. "
- Yeah, that sounds good.
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My mother left
when I was three.
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I didn't know much about her except
she was an Italian from Texas...
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that Pop met when he was
in the army down there.
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She's what my Aunt Vicky
called a "free spirit. "
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I knew she was livin'
back in Texas somewhere...
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but no one ever talked about her,
least of all my pop.
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Every year we signed a Christmas card
and mailed it down to her sister...
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but that's as close
as I ever got.
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- Hey!
- Who's this?
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- No one. Give it back!
- Is it your mother?
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My mother told me she used to dance
half naked in the snow.
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She's a free spirit.
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Back off!
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# All that's left
is a band of gold
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# All that's left
of the dreams I hold
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# Is the band of gold
and the memories #
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Teen, what do you think
it'll be like when we grow up?
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First, we'll find two
brothers and get married!
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Twins! So neither of us
gets someone cuter.
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Right! Then we'll get pregnant
at exactly the same time.
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Yeah! Then our chests
will get bigger.
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Angie, you don't have to wait 'til you're
pregnant to make the chest bigger.
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All you do is talk to it.
- What do you say? - I don't know.
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Grow! I guess.
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Grow?
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Grow.
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- Grow.
- Grow.
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- Grow.
- Grow. Grow.
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- Grow. Grow. Grow.
- Grow. Grow. Grow.
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- Hurry up, Angie.
- I'm hurrying, Tina.
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# Release me
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# Release me
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# Release me
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# Release me
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# Release me
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# Release me
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# Release me #
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Yeah.
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Right. And then
he yells at me. The bum.
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All right, I know.
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We didn't exactly grow up
and become Audrey Hepburn or nothin.
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But, at least we get to go into
the city to work every day.
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- Forget about it.
- Later.
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Never seen them before.
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Hey, Angie!
Tina!
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Very nice, Ange.
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You are right.
You're always right.
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But then if I didn't run,
we wouldn't be here.
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I sure wouldn't mind
sitting down.
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# I can't stand the way
you disgrace me
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# Under pressure
Whoa, whoa
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# I can't stand the way
that you hate me
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# Under pressure
Whoa, whoa
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# When I go in the bedroom
I'm the voice no longer spared
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# And time will always fall apart
in the house where they don't care
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# You paralyze the gold mines
And the trains are standing still
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# They pull you back and lay your track
just to prove it for the kill
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# For the kill #
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Tina got me this job.
It's great!
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The only drag is, it's not like it's
a real magazine or nothin.
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Micro Circuit. You tell people where
you work, they never heard of it.
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# Under pressure
Whoa, whoa
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# I can't stop the way
that you play for me
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# Under pressure
Whoa, whoa
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# I can't stand the day
that you waved me... #
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Whew!
So go ahead, Ange.
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These four nuns are tryin' to get into heaven.
And St. Peter says to the first one...
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"Sister, I must ask you before I let you
in: Have you ever touched a penis?"
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- No, never.
- She says, "Yes, as a matter of fact.
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Once with the tip of my finger
I did touch one."
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He says, "All right, dip your finger in
the holy water and pass on through."
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The second one steps up,
he asks her the same question.
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"I have to admit once in the backseat of a car,
I touched a penis with my hand. "
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"Dip your whole hand in the holy water
and pass on through. "
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The third one steps up, but the fourth
one pushes her outta the way and says...
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"Look, if you think I'm gonna gargle with
that shit after she sticks her ass in it...
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you can forget about it!"
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Vinnie and I had been boyfriend,
girlfriend since the 9th grade.
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But we still
don't live together.
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He's a plumber. Used to dream I'd end up
with a stockbroker or something.
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Someone who wore a suit.
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I mean, Vinnie's got a suit,
but it's green!
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I'm lying under this lady's sink today
and it comes to me... like bing!
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I'm gonna make
a commercial.
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- You're gonna make a commercial?
- It's a great idea!
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I mean, it's gotta
be good for business, right?
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- What business? Baby, it's you and a truck.
- That's what I'm tryin' to fix.
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- Make a commercial.
- I think that's a good idea.
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- I do, I really do.
- What do you know about it, huh?
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I've got an opinion
like everybody else.
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He didn't ask how he could get people to eat
six meals a day. He's talking about plumbing.
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- Just stand there.
- Yeah, right, thanks a lot.
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Vinnie's a nice guy.
He's got a good heart.
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Not like Tina's husband Jerry. They got
two kids, but he don't treat her right.
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Hey, hey, hey!
Ding. Okay?
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Please?
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- Aah.
- Real nice!
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Hey, don't start
with me tonight.
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I thought we were goin'
to your house.
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Me and my stepmother Kathy don't get along,
but we pretend like we do.
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I ain't eatin' her cooking.
I'll tell you that right now.
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Like I'm gonna stay in the same room
with her long enough to eat.
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- Hi.
- Hi! How was the movie?
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- It was great. - You hungry? I got shells
and sauce I made special.
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Your father's
in the kitchen.
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- Hey, Pop.
- Hi, Ange.
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- Frank!
- What?
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- Angie is here with Vinnie.
- All right.
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Don't ask me what Pop sees in her.
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It's funny. She ain't Italian,
but she keeps wishin' she was.
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Oh, I gotta check
my sauce!
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- How you feelin'? - You want the truth
or what I tell everybody?
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- The truth.
- I feel fantastic!
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Vinnie, I'm having some trouble
with the sinks at the store.
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- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.
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- I'll come by tomorrow.
I'll take a look. - Good.
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Pop, when are you gonna get rid of
those sinks, buy some new ones?
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- What are you talking about? Those sinks
are perfectly good. - They're prehistoric!
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- God forbid you should make a change.
- Here you are!
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Mangia.
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Angie, would you like some?
I got plenty.
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No, thanks, I've been
a little nauseous all day.
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You never take care of yourself. You're always
waitin' for somebody else to do it for you.
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- What's that mean? - It means you
were raised like a little princess.
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Hey, news flash! I was not raised
like a little princess.
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All right, all right!
Let's have a little peace tonight.
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Please?
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- So, how is it?
- Um, delicious.
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- It's fantastic.
- Yeah?
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Got any cheese?
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I have one memory of my mother
to go with my one photograph.
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I'm three years old
and my relatives are over.
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Aunt Violetta
who can make a rock cry...
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Great Aunt Louisa who's been
in mourning since 1956...
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and my crazy Aunt Vicky who has her big
puppet head pushed so close to me...
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I can see the cracks
in her tongue.
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- She's asking me...
- What are you gonna do with your life?
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Three years old! I was this close to
bursting into tears...
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when suddenly out of nowhere my mother
picks me up like a super hero.
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Angie, some stories don't fit
inside a person's mouth.
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Some stories just have
to tell themselves.
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That's what she said.
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I guess I'll just have to let
my story tell itself.
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- Angela Scacci...
- Scacciapensieri.
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I've been seeing the same
gynecologist since I'm 14.
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But, Jackie, my boss,
she says this Dr. Gould, he's the best.
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Don't be nervous.
He's one of the top men in the field!
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He treats
the mayor's wife.
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- No kiddin'?
- Yes!
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# What I did for love
What I did for love #
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Good morning, Doctor.
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Hi.
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# What I did for love #
Miss Scacca...
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- Angie.
- Dr. Gould.
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- How ya doin'?
- Please sit down.
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All right.
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- Are your periods always regular?
- Usually like clockwork.
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Every 28 days.
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I got your name from Jackie Short...
Schwartz. She's my boss.
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I just, um, didn't want to go to the same
gynecologist as half my neighborhood.
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- Go ahead and lie down.
- All right.
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Place your legs in
the stirrups, please.
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Scoot down, please.
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Come on down
a little further.
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You know, Jackie was my date
at my senior prom.
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No kidding?
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So... you think you might
be pregnant, huh?
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Yeah.
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Please don't feel self-conscious
about my height.
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Oh, God, no,
of course not.
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I-I-I think it's nice
you don't have to bend or nothin'.
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I always think gynecologists
must have such back problems.
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- Ow, Jesus, Angie!
- Hold still.
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- That one don't got a head.
- Yeah, it does. It's a real juicy one.
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It could fill an eclair.
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- Ow! Ow! That's enough.
- All right.
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You're a very weird girl.
It ain't a sportin' event.
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- You set the alarm?
- Yeah.
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- Come here.
- Vinnie, we gotta talk.
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- We'll talk tomorrow.
- No, listen to me.
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- Angie, you know how beautiful you are?
- Vinnie?
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- Oh my God, Vinnie.
- Talk to me. Go ahead.
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- I'm gonna throw up! Get off!
- What?
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Oh, God!
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- Are you all right?
- I'm fine.
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It wasn't you, I swear.
You were great.
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Oh, yeah. If I make a girl puke,
I know I showed her a good time.
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What's wrong? You got
like a virus or something?
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You know what that's from? It's
from all those elevators in the city.
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You keep breathing air that's been breathed
through somebody else's nostrils.
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- And it makes you sick.
- I'm pregnant.
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- You're what?
- I'm pregnant.
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For real?
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Yeah. Remember that
time at Pop's house...
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Angie, that is
so fucking wonderful!
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- We're gonna have a baby!
- Vinnie, no! Put me down!
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- Or we won't be able to sleep in this
room neither. - I'm sorry.
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- Put me down quick.
- I'm sorry. Here.
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Lie back, relax.
Okay?
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- You all right?
- Uh-huh.
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- Oh, man, this is great! When's he due?
- December 25th.
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December friggin' 25th! The baby's
gonna pop out like Jesus Christ.
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That is fuckin' unbelievable.
That is so fuckin' unbelievable.
225
00:14:43,650 --> 00:14:45,914
Vinnie, please, the neighbors
are gonna hear.
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Who gives a shit? I want 'em to hear!
I want everybody to know!
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- Hey, I'm havin' a baby!
- Way to go, Vinnie!
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We're gettin' married
right away, Ange, okay?
229
00:14:54,360 --> 00:14:57,090
It don't matter if it's
a boy or a girl or whatever...
230
00:14:57,162 --> 00:14:59,995
'cause whatever we have this time, we'll
go and have the other one the next time.
231
00:15:00,065 --> 00:15:04,433
Next time? Calm down.
This one ain't even born yet.
232
00:15:04,502 --> 00:15:08,528
Angie, I'm gonna
make you happy.
233
00:15:08,605 --> 00:15:12,098
I swear it.
Anything.
234
00:15:16,179 --> 00:15:19,205
- Thank you. Thank you.
- Oh.
235
00:15:19,282 --> 00:15:21,546
Saltines.
236
00:15:21,618 --> 00:15:25,383
My sister when she was pregnant with the
twins and had the morning sickness...
237
00:15:25,454 --> 00:15:28,048
- she said the saltines helped her.
- Oh.
238
00:15:28,124 --> 00:15:31,854
So tomorrow I'm gonna go out
and get you a dozen boxes.
239
00:15:31,926 --> 00:15:35,657
- You want something now? - No, no, Vinnie, please,
I'm just scared, okay?
240
00:15:35,730 --> 00:15:38,698
Promise me we're not gonna turn out
like Tina and Jerry, okay?
241
00:15:38,766 --> 00:15:41,200
Tell me we're special.
242
00:15:41,268 --> 00:15:45,035
We're special, baby.
You make us special.
243
00:15:45,106 --> 00:15:48,597
I know that.
244
00:15:48,675 --> 00:15:53,077
But enough's enough. Angela, I mean,
you can be special and normal too.
245
00:15:53,146 --> 00:15:57,242
A house, a crib,
a nice normal life.
246
00:15:58,985 --> 00:16:02,476
I mean, I can't wait.
Can you, huh?
247
00:16:05,357 --> 00:16:07,291
Oh, boy.
248
00:16:22,306 --> 00:16:25,741
- Pop.
- Hi, Ange.
249
00:16:27,311 --> 00:16:30,370
I've got some good news.
Me and Vinnie are gonna get married.
250
00:16:30,447 --> 00:16:32,812
- You and Vinnie?
- We're gonna have a baby.
251
00:16:32,881 --> 00:16:35,111
You're havin' a baby?
Ahh!
252
00:16:35,184 --> 00:16:39,212
Oh, I'm so pleased!
That's fantastic!
253
00:16:40,789 --> 00:16:44,781
Hey, come here! She's going to get
married. She's having a baby.
254
00:16:46,228 --> 00:16:51,255
- It's a breast pump!
- You are gonna thank me for this.
255
00:16:51,332 --> 00:16:53,697
Let's make a toast
to the baby.
256
00:16:53,767 --> 00:16:55,860
To the baby.
257
00:16:59,539 --> 00:17:02,440
You're gonna love it, Angie,
the whole thing.
258
00:17:02,509 --> 00:17:06,946
- It's the most beautiful experience
a woman can have. - Damn straight!
259
00:17:07,013 --> 00:17:10,573
Except for the water retention.
My hands swelled up so much...
260
00:17:10,649 --> 00:17:13,413
I had to go to a jeweler
to get my rings cut off.
261
00:17:13,486 --> 00:17:17,251
Forget the hands. How 'bout the way
your breasts swell up?
262
00:17:17,322 --> 00:17:22,123
- I leaked so bad, I ruined 12 blouses.
- Oh, my God.
263
00:17:22,193 --> 00:17:24,126
That stuff,
it doesn't come out.
264
00:17:24,195 --> 00:17:27,426
Stop it! You'll give her nightmares
for the next seven months.
265
00:17:27,499 --> 00:17:31,832
- It really is a beautiful experience.
- Of course it is.
266
00:17:32,903 --> 00:17:34,837
Oh, I'm...
267
00:17:34,905 --> 00:17:38,465
When I was born, my mother, she pushed so
hard she had a B.M. right there on the table.
268
00:17:38,541 --> 00:17:42,273
Ah, I'm gonna uh...
I gotta take a walk.
269
00:17:42,346 --> 00:17:45,837
- Angie, don't listen to them.
- I'm sorry!
270
00:17:45,915 --> 00:17:49,282
So, when are you gonna
start gettin' big?
271
00:17:49,352 --> 00:17:52,752
You're gonna look so sexy
when you get some meat on your bones.
272
00:17:54,789 --> 00:17:56,915
Hey, look, baby names.
273
00:17:56,991 --> 00:18:01,451
Will I be sexy when my breasts are leakin' and
I'm having bowel movements on the table?
274
00:18:01,529 --> 00:18:03,963
- What?
- Nothing.
275
00:18:04,031 --> 00:18:07,432
What about Joey or Johnny
if it's a boy? Johnny or Jimmy?
276
00:18:07,501 --> 00:18:09,526
Or Debbie if it's a girl?
277
00:18:09,603 --> 00:18:12,127
For those
you need a book?
278
00:18:12,205 --> 00:18:13,934
For instance, all right?
279
00:18:14,007 --> 00:18:16,498
What about Marie
after my grandmother?
280
00:18:16,576 --> 00:18:20,306
The woman who said I was a slut, who'd chew
your heart up and spit it on the pavement!
281
00:18:20,379 --> 00:18:22,904
It's just her way,
all right?
282
00:18:22,981 --> 00:18:26,747
- How come we never go to a museum?
- Don't start with that.
283
00:18:26,818 --> 00:18:29,411
It's a nice day out.
I don't wanna think about a museum.
284
00:18:29,487 --> 00:18:33,754
These pictures ain't so hard. You
can see people in 'em and everything.
285
00:18:36,394 --> 00:18:39,989
That broad needs
to get laid.
286
00:18:40,064 --> 00:18:42,794
Come on, fatty,
I'll buy ya a Carvel.
287
00:19:00,546 --> 00:19:03,036
- Pop? - Hi, Ange. I called before.
You weren't home.
288
00:19:03,114 --> 00:19:05,639
- Come in.
- How ya doin'?
289
00:19:05,716 --> 00:19:08,276
- I'm all right. How are you?
- Good, good, good.
290
00:19:09,386 --> 00:19:11,446
- What's in the box?
- A present.
291
00:19:11,521 --> 00:19:14,752
- Yeah?
- Open it.
292
00:19:17,327 --> 00:19:21,262
- A wedding dress.
- You ain't bought one yet, have you?
293
00:19:21,330 --> 00:19:23,389
- No.
- Oh, good.
294
00:19:23,465 --> 00:19:27,060
It's the one your mother wore
the day she married me.
295
00:19:28,304 --> 00:19:31,239
Oh, my God.
296
00:19:31,307 --> 00:19:33,297
- Oh, Pop!
- Isn't it beautiful?
297
00:19:33,374 --> 00:19:37,004
Here. Look at
the rest of it.
298
00:19:38,413 --> 00:19:40,506
- Look at all these beads.
- Whoa!
299
00:19:40,582 --> 00:19:43,608
Angie, now that
is a wedding dress!
300
00:19:45,152 --> 00:19:48,680
Excuse me, Frank.
Sorry.
301
00:19:48,756 --> 00:19:51,314
I think it'll mean
a lot to her...
302
00:19:51,390 --> 00:19:54,952
if you wore it
on your wedding day.
303
00:19:55,028 --> 00:19:58,690
My God, Pop. I can't believe
you saved it all this time.
304
00:19:58,764 --> 00:20:01,232
- Oh, honey, baby.
- Thank you.
305
00:20:01,300 --> 00:20:03,529
You don't throw out
a thing like that!
306
00:20:03,602 --> 00:20:05,934
You can let it out too!
I mean, don't worry.
307
00:20:06,004 --> 00:20:09,371
- I told her, she's gonna look sexy fat.
- Shut up.
308
00:20:09,441 --> 00:20:11,773
Your mother doesn't know
I did this.
309
00:20:11,843 --> 00:20:15,437
When she sees you walking down the
aisle, it's gonna mean so much to her.
310
00:20:15,512 --> 00:20:19,448
- This is Kathy's dress. You said my mother.
- Of course, she is your mother.
311
00:20:19,516 --> 00:20:22,178
- She's not, Pop, no offense.
- She raised you since you were seven.
312
00:20:22,253 --> 00:20:24,413
- Stay outta this!
- Angie, don't start, huh?
313
00:20:24,487 --> 00:20:27,047
For over 20 years,
that woman tried to get you to like her.
314
00:20:27,123 --> 00:20:30,787
- Now at least show her some respect.
- I ain't wearing her dress!
315
00:20:30,861 --> 00:20:34,352
How the hell did you get
so goddamn selfish?
316
00:20:34,430 --> 00:20:37,194
That woman saved my life
when I was married to your mother.
317
00:20:37,267 --> 00:20:39,461
She helped me through the
worst period of my life.
318
00:20:39,534 --> 00:20:42,298
You were seeing Kathy when you
were still married to my mother?
319
00:20:42,371 --> 00:20:44,601
- Forget I mentioned the whole thing.
- Were you seeing her?
320
00:20:44,673 --> 00:20:47,107
- Gimme the goddamn box!
- Everybody, calm down.
321
00:20:47,175 --> 00:20:49,666
- Take it easy, Ange. Calm down!
- Let me go!
322
00:20:49,745 --> 00:20:51,609
Ow! Jesus!
323
00:20:51,679 --> 00:20:55,706
I'm bleedin! What are you,
out of your mind?
324
00:21:09,628 --> 00:21:12,722
Come on, everybody.
Good. Make a line.
325
00:21:12,798 --> 00:21:14,993
Keep together.
326
00:21:15,067 --> 00:21:17,661
Maria?
327
00:21:17,736 --> 00:21:19,829
I saw that!
328
00:21:19,905 --> 00:21:22,237
Let's go, come on.
329
00:23:23,316 --> 00:23:26,513
It breaks a lot of rules,
this picture.
330
00:23:26,586 --> 00:23:29,110
Empty space on the left.
331
00:23:29,188 --> 00:23:33,783
The pair of them looking at the short
side of the frame, but it works!
332
00:23:33,858 --> 00:23:39,160
All this emptiness reinforces
their isolation. Don't you think?
333
00:23:41,833 --> 00:23:43,733
Are you all right?
334
00:23:43,802 --> 00:23:47,203
Yeah, I will be...
if you leave.
335
00:23:52,843 --> 00:23:56,244
God.
336
00:24:14,496 --> 00:24:16,486
Excuse me!
337
00:24:16,565 --> 00:24:20,126
Excuse me, ma'am.
There's no eating in the museum.
338
00:24:20,202 --> 00:24:23,170
- I'll have to take those. - Trust me.
You want me to eat these crackers.
339
00:24:23,237 --> 00:24:27,139
- There are signs posted. No food or beverages...
- Pal, if I don't eat these...
340
00:24:27,208 --> 00:24:30,904
- you're gonna have a new kind of modern art
on your floor. - I don't make the rules.
341
00:24:30,977 --> 00:24:33,502
- Then I'm going to have to puke on your paintings.
- I have to ask you to leave.
342
00:24:33,580 --> 00:24:35,172
Hey, get your hands...
343
00:24:35,248 --> 00:24:40,116
- Calm down, please! - Take it easy, pal.
The lady's feelin' nauseous.
344
00:24:40,185 --> 00:24:45,248
An extreme reaction to Degas,
I will admit. If it had been Picasso...
345
00:24:45,324 --> 00:24:48,088
- You know this man?
- I've never seen him before in my life.
346
00:24:48,160 --> 00:24:50,094
She's waiting for a formal introduction.
Could you do the honors?
347
00:24:50,162 --> 00:24:53,892
- Get off me. Why don't you throw him out?
- He's not eating.
348
00:25:00,004 --> 00:25:04,737
Here we go, outside.
Thank you very much.
349
00:25:04,809 --> 00:25:08,209
- Have a nice day.
- Your museum's overrated.
350
00:25:08,278 --> 00:25:11,475
And the guards at the Whitney
could kick your ass.
351
00:25:13,616 --> 00:25:17,052
Look, it was interesting
meeting you.
352
00:25:17,119 --> 00:25:19,678
Have a nice life. I'm sure
it'll be a short one.
353
00:25:19,755 --> 00:25:22,222
We haven't met.
My name's Noel. Yours, please?
354
00:25:22,290 --> 00:25:25,852
- Ralph. - If we're giving real names,
mine's Denise.
355
00:25:25,928 --> 00:25:28,225
- Are you lonely or horny?
What's your problem? - I'm Irish.
356
00:25:28,296 --> 00:25:31,264
Which often gets confused
for lonely and horny.
357
00:25:31,331 --> 00:25:34,732
- You seemed to really like that
Degas painting. - Yeah, well...
358
00:25:34,802 --> 00:25:38,168
it looks like a lot
of marriages I've seen.
359
00:25:38,238 --> 00:25:41,969
- So, you some kind of artist or something?
- I'm an international lawyer.
360
00:25:42,042 --> 00:25:44,567
- You?
- Brain surgeon. Mount Sinai.
361
00:25:44,645 --> 00:25:46,840
I remember you from right
after the accident.
362
00:25:46,914 --> 00:25:51,043
- You said I didn't need that
cerebral cortex. - That was me.
363
00:25:51,117 --> 00:25:54,779
Shamelessly obvious pass,
but can I buy you dinner?
364
00:25:54,853 --> 00:25:58,516
Denise, just 'cause I get thrown out of
a museum, don't mean I'm a cheap lay.
365
00:25:58,590 --> 00:26:01,114
- Dinner and a movie? I'm kidding!
- I gotta go.
366
00:26:01,191 --> 00:26:04,683
Just hang on a minute.
Let me give you my number.
367
00:26:10,100 --> 00:26:12,660
Here you are.
Come on.
368
00:26:12,736 --> 00:26:16,068
We could get thrown out
of the Guggenheim together.
369
00:26:31,018 --> 00:26:33,452
All right, you,
leave right now...
370
00:26:33,521 --> 00:26:36,683
and I won't use this Glock
nine millimeter I'm holdin'...
371
00:26:36,756 --> 00:26:39,452
to blow your face through
the back of your head!
372
00:26:39,526 --> 00:26:41,585
Not, "Gee, honey,
great to see ya!"
373
00:26:41,661 --> 00:26:43,924
But it's the most you said
to me in about a week.
374
00:26:43,997 --> 00:26:47,660
Vinnie, you idiot!
My God, you scared the shit outta me.
375
00:26:47,734 --> 00:26:51,567
Angela, what the fuck
is goin' on here?
376
00:26:51,637 --> 00:26:54,731
I go to touch you
and you pull away from me.
377
00:26:54,807 --> 00:26:59,004
- I call you on the phone, you don't
want to talk to me! - Vinnie, go home.
378
00:26:59,078 --> 00:27:03,309
I just... I gotta have
some time to myself.
379
00:27:03,381 --> 00:27:06,111
- Oh, come on with that bullshit!
- Why is that bullshit?
380
00:27:06,184 --> 00:27:09,983
You don't know everything.
You're not Carnac the Magnificent!
381
00:27:10,053 --> 00:27:12,487
You don't know what's goin'
on inside a person's head.
382
00:27:16,792 --> 00:27:20,229
- The eggplants are comin' very nice.
- Yeah, good.
383
00:27:20,296 --> 00:27:23,058
Don't put too much water on 'em.
384
00:27:24,900 --> 00:27:27,232
- How's the tomatoes?
- Good! Good fruit.
385
00:27:27,302 --> 00:27:29,270
Hi, Pop.
Hi, Kathy.
386
00:27:29,338 --> 00:27:32,966
- Hi, Ange.
- Angie! Ah, listen...
387
00:27:33,041 --> 00:27:36,704
Garden looks beautiful,
Kathy. I mean it. You got the touch.
388
00:27:36,778 --> 00:27:40,736
Listen, I never really said congratulations
about Vinnie and the baby.
389
00:27:40,814 --> 00:27:45,046
- It's okay. - No, it's not. The baby
outweighs everything, Angie.
390
00:27:45,118 --> 00:27:48,519
It's a miracle
from God.
391
00:27:48,588 --> 00:27:51,147
I just hope you realize
what a precious gift it is.
392
00:28:11,676 --> 00:28:15,076
Pop, I'm sorry
about the other day.
393
00:28:15,145 --> 00:28:17,739
Cooled off real nice, huh?
394
00:28:17,815 --> 00:28:20,477
God must've finally won
a game of cards.
395
00:28:22,385 --> 00:28:25,752
Pop, I know you don't wanna
talk about it, but...
396
00:28:25,822 --> 00:28:28,052
why'd you have an affair
on my mother?
397
00:28:28,124 --> 00:28:30,456
Why do you gotta start,
Angie, huh?
398
00:28:30,526 --> 00:28:33,017
Did you love her?
399
00:28:37,632 --> 00:28:41,830
Angie, you can never understand
what it was like livin' with her.
400
00:28:41,903 --> 00:28:44,531
Finding her in her
nightgown in the snow...
401
00:28:44,606 --> 00:28:47,631
dancin' with
her lips all blue.
402
00:28:49,210 --> 00:28:51,770
So she danced in the snow.
403
00:28:51,846 --> 00:28:54,712
Maybe she liked it. Maybe she loved life
more than you and...
404
00:28:54,781 --> 00:28:58,308
Angie, I can't talk
about this, all right?
405
00:28:58,384 --> 00:29:00,875
She's gone.
We have a life here. That's it.
406
00:29:00,954 --> 00:29:05,755
- Fine. I understand.
- No! No. Some things just end, Angela.
407
00:29:05,825 --> 00:29:09,590
- This is one of 'em.
- Fine.
408
00:29:12,664 --> 00:29:15,224
Exhale, turn left.
409
00:29:15,300 --> 00:29:18,598
Again, way up.
Lift, exhale.
410
00:29:18,669 --> 00:29:21,502
And lift.
411
00:29:21,572 --> 00:29:23,540
And back,
hunching forward.
412
00:29:23,608 --> 00:29:25,734
Left arm, right.
Let the shoulders...
413
00:29:25,809 --> 00:29:30,303
Look at her. Nine months pregnant,
she goes on tape wearing white spandex.
414
00:29:30,380 --> 00:29:33,713
I don't know. I like this tape.
They don't work you out so hard.
415
00:29:33,783 --> 00:29:36,478
Gimme that back!
I'm gonna kill you!
416
00:29:36,552 --> 00:29:40,147
Hey, what is going on
in there, huh?
417
00:29:40,222 --> 00:29:44,419
- Nothing.
- All right, so just relax, okay? Relax!
418
00:29:44,492 --> 00:29:47,826
Oh, they are gettin'
so weird!
419
00:29:47,897 --> 00:29:50,558
Richie took the little one,
turned him upside down like a mop...
420
00:29:50,632 --> 00:29:53,795
and practically did
the floor.
421
00:29:53,868 --> 00:29:57,463
- What's this?
- This is a guy.
422
00:29:57,538 --> 00:30:00,530
- A guy guy?
- The "guyest."
423
00:30:00,607 --> 00:30:03,167
- Angela, what're you doin'?
- I met him in that museum.
424
00:30:03,243 --> 00:30:07,269
He's a real nut job, but he's cute.
He's from Ireland.
425
00:30:07,346 --> 00:30:09,837
- I just don't know if I wanna call him.
- You're pregnant.
426
00:30:09,916 --> 00:30:12,976
You're getting married. You're carrying
around some foreigner's number...
427
00:30:13,052 --> 00:30:15,987
in your pocket like it's gonna burn too
big a hole to be lost in the bag.
428
00:30:16,055 --> 00:30:20,013
I think you wanna call him.
You're gonna end up on Oprah.
429
00:30:20,091 --> 00:30:24,289
I've been avoiding Vinnie like the
plague. He don't know what to think.
430
00:30:24,362 --> 00:30:28,593
Well, he's not
the only one, darlin'.
431
00:30:28,666 --> 00:30:31,533
Very nice! I leave you
five minutes, I got a big mess.
432
00:31:23,449 --> 00:31:26,474
- You paint these?
- Depends.
433
00:31:26,551 --> 00:31:30,283
- Do you like them?
- Uh, depends. What are they?
434
00:31:30,356 --> 00:31:33,189
That one is
"Rush Hour in Manhattan."
435
00:31:33,259 --> 00:31:37,354
Uh-huh. I do like 'em.
So'd you paint 'em?
436
00:31:37,428 --> 00:31:40,261
I modeled.
That's me on the left.
437
00:31:42,734 --> 00:31:45,930
I used to be thinner.
438
00:31:53,476 --> 00:31:56,536
I can't believe the elevator opens up
right into your apartment.
439
00:31:56,612 --> 00:31:59,478
So cool.
440
00:31:59,547 --> 00:32:02,675
I'm a little nervous. I haven't had
a morning after in a long time.
441
00:32:02,751 --> 00:32:05,720
You?
I got up and cooked!
442
00:32:05,787 --> 00:32:08,880
I feel like me mother.
Next I'm gonna vacuum.
443
00:32:08,956 --> 00:32:11,186
- Are you tellin' me you've
never done this before? - Never!
444
00:32:11,258 --> 00:32:15,127
But, uh, could you hurry it up, please?
I have to be back at the Met at 11:30.
445
00:32:15,196 --> 00:32:18,824
That accent lets you get
away with a shitload, huh?
446
00:32:18,899 --> 00:32:22,596
It's a crap accent.
Yours is the ace one.
447
00:32:22,669 --> 00:32:25,661
Hey, so, just because
I get thrown out of the museum...
448
00:32:25,738 --> 00:32:29,230
- don't mean I'm a cheap lay.
449
00:32:29,309 --> 00:32:32,744
- Good. Very DeNiro.
- Thank you.
450
00:32:32,811 --> 00:32:36,770
- Can you do mine? Go on, give it a try.
- No.
451
00:32:36,848 --> 00:32:38,440
All right.
452
00:32:38,517 --> 00:32:41,815
Pink hearts, yellow stars,
orange moons, green clovers.
453
00:32:41,886 --> 00:32:44,480
Magically delicious!
454
00:32:44,555 --> 00:32:48,322
What have the Irish ever done to you
to make you hate us so much?
455
00:32:48,392 --> 00:32:50,121
Bagels.
456
00:32:50,194 --> 00:32:54,893
- So, Noel, you like kids?
- Sure.
457
00:32:54,965 --> 00:32:59,560
That's why I stayed one
'til I was 35... 38, 42... Hike!
458
00:33:01,938 --> 00:33:05,498
- Sure, I'd like to have a whole rake of 'em.
- You don't say.
459
00:33:08,410 --> 00:33:12,904
- What's the music?
- Jules Massenet. It's from a ballet.
460
00:33:14,116 --> 00:33:18,610
It's all about a guy
and a girl... and death.
461
00:33:18,687 --> 00:33:20,677
And death comes
to take the guy.
462
00:33:20,755 --> 00:33:25,919
You know, death:
White face, black tights, bad attitude.
463
00:33:25,992 --> 00:33:30,793
And the girl tricks death into taking
her instead of the guy.
464
00:33:30,864 --> 00:33:33,492
- Hmm.
- Atta girl.
465
00:33:39,939 --> 00:33:42,430
- This an Irish chick?
- Huh?
466
00:33:42,508 --> 00:33:46,638
- She obviously ain't Italian!
- Shut up.
467
00:34:08,531 --> 00:34:10,556
How you doin'?
468
00:34:12,536 --> 00:34:15,128
Wow!
469
00:34:19,708 --> 00:34:21,677
Hello.
470
00:34:24,212 --> 00:34:27,305
You must be my 12:00.
471
00:34:28,150 --> 00:34:30,174
So, what is this?
472
00:34:30,251 --> 00:34:33,880
- It's an office.
- Yes, I see that.
473
00:34:33,954 --> 00:34:37,412
Your machine said
to try you at your office.
474
00:34:37,491 --> 00:34:40,755
You know, here I thought
you were an artist.
475
00:34:40,827 --> 00:34:45,287
- I sleep with you once and now you're in a suit.
- I told you I was a lawyer.
476
00:34:45,365 --> 00:34:47,424
Yeah, but you
never tell the truth.
477
00:34:47,500 --> 00:34:51,230
Well, the lonely painter in the loft was
working so well, and people hate lawyers.
478
00:34:51,303 --> 00:34:54,603
No, people hate lies.
479
00:34:54,674 --> 00:34:58,109
So, is this really yours?
Maybe you rented it to impress me.
480
00:34:58,177 --> 00:35:01,374
No, I rented the apartment
to impress you.
481
00:35:01,447 --> 00:35:05,007
Let's make a system of bells. One ring,
you're full of shit; two, you're not.
482
00:35:05,082 --> 00:35:06,879
Fine, so,
what do you do?
483
00:35:06,951 --> 00:35:09,350
- I'm a fashion model.
- Bong!
484
00:35:09,419 --> 00:35:12,013
- Screw you!
- Well.
485
00:35:12,088 --> 00:35:14,921
- What I mean is, you're
far too intelligent. - Yes.
486
00:35:14,991 --> 00:35:17,323
Good save,
but screw you anyway.
487
00:35:17,394 --> 00:35:21,022
Never met a woman
like you.
488
00:35:21,096 --> 00:35:24,065
I've met teamsters
like you.
489
00:35:24,133 --> 00:35:26,101
Teamster ever do this?
490
00:35:28,871 --> 00:35:32,806
Yeah, but I told him I was married
and that was the end of it.
491
00:35:39,814 --> 00:35:42,055
Should I come back
at 1:00?
492
00:35:45,492 --> 00:35:48,290
How many times has
this happened to you?
493
00:35:48,361 --> 00:35:50,329
At Dopodomani Plumbers
we guarantee...
494
00:35:50,397 --> 00:35:53,093
Cut, cut, cut.
Vinnie, we gotta do it again.
495
00:35:53,166 --> 00:35:56,157
You're doin' great, but remember
you're a little stiff.
496
00:35:56,235 --> 00:35:58,226
What's the first thing
I said to you about the camera?
497
00:35:58,304 --> 00:36:00,396
- "The camera is your..."
- My friend.
498
00:36:00,472 --> 00:36:02,770
- Right. And it's never gonna
talk back to you. - Right.
499
00:36:02,841 --> 00:36:06,778
Say whatever you want. Just
talk to the camera, nice, friendly...
500
00:36:06,846 --> 00:36:09,143
All right.
Thanks.
501
00:36:10,749 --> 00:36:13,240
- Okay. Ready, Vinnie?
- Oh, yeah.
502
00:36:13,318 --> 00:36:16,151
Okay.
Ready... action.
503
00:36:19,456 --> 00:36:22,983
- How many times has this
happened to you? - Cut.
504
00:36:23,060 --> 00:36:26,051
- What's the matter?
- That smile. You know how to smile?
505
00:36:26,129 --> 00:36:27,859
I'm not smilin'?
506
00:36:29,932 --> 00:36:32,924
- Just dial... 1-9-1-0...
- No, no, no.
507
00:36:33,002 --> 00:36:34,799
- What?
- Vinnie. Vinnie.
508
00:36:34,871 --> 00:36:38,169
Just dial 9-1-0,
P-L-U-M-M...
509
00:36:38,240 --> 00:36:40,208
- No, no!
- What?
510
00:36:44,045 --> 00:36:47,411
Let me ask you a question. How many
times has this happened to you?
511
00:36:47,481 --> 00:36:51,747
At Dopodomani Plumbers, we guarantee we
can lick any problem in one hour or less...
512
00:36:51,818 --> 00:36:54,616
or it's no charge to you;
get your money back.
513
00:36:54,687 --> 00:36:56,985
Just dial...
514
00:36:57,056 --> 00:37:00,787
9-1-0 Plummers.
P-L-U-M-M-E-R-S.
515
00:37:00,860 --> 00:37:04,921
- Vinnie, hand me a ratchet.
- Sure.
516
00:37:04,998 --> 00:37:08,899
Dopodomani Plumbers, because you never
know what you'll find under your sink.
517
00:37:08,967 --> 00:37:12,596
And... cut! It was great, Vinnie.
Everything worked.
518
00:37:12,671 --> 00:37:15,571
- It was all right. Don't wanna look like an idiot.
- It was great.
519
00:37:15,640 --> 00:37:18,768
- Can't help the way you look, but you
sounded great. - You're very funny.
520
00:37:18,843 --> 00:37:21,676
- You know Tina? You'll probably like her.
- Yeah? She single?
521
00:37:21,746 --> 00:37:23,179
- How much?
- Ah, $600.
522
00:37:23,247 --> 00:37:25,181
- Thought we said five.
- Six.
523
00:37:25,249 --> 00:37:29,514
- Here you go. Better look good.
- You look great.
524
00:37:29,586 --> 00:37:32,783
- Come on, Ange, let's go. I'm hungry.
- So go eat.
525
00:37:32,856 --> 00:37:34,824
What are you doin'?
Get outta there. We're done.
526
00:37:34,891 --> 00:37:37,985
- No.
- What do you mean, "No"?
527
00:37:38,061 --> 00:37:41,188
- Come on, let's go. Come on.
- No.
528
00:37:41,263 --> 00:37:45,756
I have never been so humiliated in my
whole life. You didn't even see my face.
529
00:37:45,834 --> 00:37:49,999
It's acting, Angela. Do you think the
guy in The Elephant Man said...
530
00:37:50,072 --> 00:37:52,972
"I ain't gonna do this 'cause you ain't
gonna see my face"? Huh?
531
00:37:53,041 --> 00:37:55,339
- Ow!
- Besides, your legs look terrific.
532
00:37:55,410 --> 00:37:59,743
- And you don't spell "plumber" with two "Ms."
- It's somebody else's number.
533
00:38:01,149 --> 00:38:04,277
- You did a good job.
- Thank you. You, too.
534
00:38:04,352 --> 00:38:07,218
Thank you.
535
00:38:07,287 --> 00:38:10,222
So, I forgot to tell ya.
536
00:38:10,290 --> 00:38:13,623
- Took out a homeowners loan yesterday.
- Huh?
537
00:38:13,694 --> 00:38:17,129
- I bought a house. - You forgot to tell me.
What, are you crazy?
538
00:38:17,196 --> 00:38:20,529
It's the sweetest little place you've
ever seen on Eighty-fourth Street, baby.
539
00:38:20,600 --> 00:38:24,194
- You're serious!
- Yeah! It's perfect. It's got a garage.
540
00:38:24,269 --> 00:38:26,737
It's got a little room for the baby.
You should've seen it.
541
00:38:26,805 --> 00:38:30,865
You're damn right I should've seen it
before you took out a loan on a house!
542
00:38:30,941 --> 00:38:33,671
A whole house!
Ain't I supposed to live in it too?
543
00:38:33,744 --> 00:38:36,907
Realtor said another couple were gonna
make an offer. I had to move on it!
544
00:38:36,981 --> 00:38:40,883
You've been goin' places
with a realtor behind my back?
545
00:38:40,951 --> 00:38:45,512
- Huh?
- Angela, you've seemed edgy lately.
546
00:38:45,588 --> 00:38:48,489
I thought I'd look at a few
places, check 'em out first.
547
00:38:48,558 --> 00:38:50,992
Do all the legwork
and then show 'em to you.
548
00:38:51,060 --> 00:38:54,119
I never thought I'd have
to say "yes" to one on the spot.
549
00:38:57,933 --> 00:39:00,299
All right, Vinnie, look.
550
00:39:00,369 --> 00:39:03,269
I've been thinkin' about this so
I'm just gonna come out and say it.
551
00:39:03,337 --> 00:39:05,669
I don't think it's a good idea
our gettin' married.
552
00:39:05,740 --> 00:39:10,541
- I don't think we'd be good for each other.
- Angela, don't bust my balls.
553
00:39:10,611 --> 00:39:14,103
- You see it first. Then if you don't like it...
- It's not just the house.
554
00:39:14,181 --> 00:39:16,809
- It's everything, all right!
- Oh, here she goes.
555
00:39:16,884 --> 00:39:20,341
- She's gonna try and be all serious now.
- I am serious as cancer!
556
00:39:20,420 --> 00:39:23,014
It's not something you can
talk me out of, so please don't try.
557
00:39:23,089 --> 00:39:26,751
You know what I'm like when I'm certain
and I am certain about this.
558
00:39:27,860 --> 00:39:30,624
This is crazy.
Are you really that mad?
559
00:39:30,696 --> 00:39:33,994
It's not crazy!
It's how I feel! I'm sorry.
560
00:39:34,065 --> 00:39:36,431
Hey, where're you goin'?
561
00:39:40,004 --> 00:39:42,495
I don't believe this.
I don't fucking believe this!
562
00:39:42,573 --> 00:39:45,803
Vin, please,
you had to see it comin'.
563
00:39:45,876 --> 00:39:47,537
Goddammit!
564
00:39:47,611 --> 00:39:50,546
Goddammit!
Get outta the fucking way!
565
00:39:51,548 --> 00:39:53,379
Hey, you
son-of-a-bitch!
566
00:39:58,889 --> 00:40:02,449
Vinnie, what the hell are you doin'?
567
00:40:02,525 --> 00:40:04,618
Goddamn motherfucker!
568
00:40:12,167 --> 00:40:15,102
Vinnie, cut it out.
Come on!
569
00:40:15,170 --> 00:40:18,730
Jesus.
What are you doin'?
570
00:40:33,019 --> 00:40:36,510
All right.
571
00:40:36,588 --> 00:40:39,250
Now, say it
to me again.
572
00:40:39,324 --> 00:40:42,555
I can't go out with you
no more, Vinnie.
573
00:40:42,627 --> 00:40:46,323
You can't go out
with me no more?
574
00:40:48,899 --> 00:40:51,231
You're pregnant
with my baby.
575
00:40:51,302 --> 00:40:54,863
We're gettin' married
and you can't go out with me no more?
576
00:40:57,341 --> 00:41:01,801
Angela, I'm gonna ask you a question.
And I need an answer.
577
00:41:01,879 --> 00:41:07,042
Whatever you say, that's it.
No goin' back. No changin' your mind.
578
00:41:07,116 --> 00:41:11,144
'Cause I can't take it.
Okay? I can't take it anymore.
579
00:41:15,257 --> 00:41:18,192
Are we gonna get married
or not?
580
00:41:18,260 --> 00:41:20,194
No.
581
00:41:31,873 --> 00:41:35,239
Have you ever loved me,
Angela? No, really!
582
00:41:35,308 --> 00:41:39,074
'Cause I don't
think so.
583
00:41:39,146 --> 00:41:41,410
I mean, what are people
gonna think?
584
00:41:41,481 --> 00:41:44,415
What are they
gonna say, huh?
585
00:41:44,483 --> 00:41:47,077
You're knocked up with my baby
and you won't even marry me.
586
00:41:47,153 --> 00:41:51,351
- They're gonna think I'm some kind
of fucking animal. - No, Vin, come on.
587
00:41:51,423 --> 00:41:55,553
It doesn't matter what people think.
You're a great guy.
588
00:41:55,627 --> 00:41:59,688
You could find somebody better
in like two minutes.
589
00:41:59,764 --> 00:42:03,358
Like you
found somebody?
590
00:42:03,434 --> 00:42:07,063
It ain't like that, Vin.
591
00:42:09,239 --> 00:42:12,696
That would be better,
you know.
592
00:42:17,613 --> 00:42:20,081
You just don't wanna
marry me.
593
00:42:25,387 --> 00:42:27,981
- Right?
- Yeah.
594
00:43:06,291 --> 00:43:09,350
- Hello?
- Hey, Noel, it's Angie.
595
00:43:09,427 --> 00:43:11,952
Listen, I got somethin'
I gotta tell ya.
596
00:43:12,029 --> 00:43:16,294
Yeah? I got something to tell you too.
No bullshit, two bells.
597
00:43:16,366 --> 00:43:19,233
Me first. My bell's louder.
My bell's Big Ben.
598
00:43:19,302 --> 00:43:23,966
- You sittin'?
- Sure.
599
00:43:24,040 --> 00:43:26,668
Maybe that's not enough.
Maybe you better, like, get into bed.
600
00:43:26,743 --> 00:43:29,405
- What is it?
- I'm pregnant.
601
00:43:29,479 --> 00:43:33,312
It's not yours.
It's from before I met you.
602
00:43:34,250 --> 00:43:36,582
Oh.
603
00:43:36,652 --> 00:43:39,415
So, are we still on for dinner
on Friday?
604
00:43:45,793 --> 00:43:48,261
You're okay, Noel.
Whoever you are.
605
00:43:48,329 --> 00:43:51,354
What'd you have
to tell me?
606
00:43:51,431 --> 00:43:55,924
You're not gonna believe this, but,
uh, I'm pregnant too, and it is yours.
607
00:43:56,002 --> 00:43:59,165
How's that
for coincidences?
608
00:44:34,450 --> 00:44:36,884
Careful.
Excuse me.
609
00:44:36,953 --> 00:44:40,149
Sorry.
What's his problem?
610
00:44:40,222 --> 00:44:42,520
- Where are we?
- Right over here.
611
00:44:42,591 --> 00:44:46,118
Thank God we're on the aisle.
I gotta pee every five minutes.
612
00:44:46,194 --> 00:44:48,492
Quit whinin'
about your broken water!
613
00:44:48,563 --> 00:44:53,056
I've had these tickets for six months
and we're not leaving now!
614
00:44:54,902 --> 00:44:56,836
I'll be fine.
615
00:46:06,034 --> 00:46:09,799
That's a Jet� Lift.
616
00:46:42,199 --> 00:46:46,692
- That's a Sissone Lanc�.
- Would you get over yourself.
617
00:46:52,308 --> 00:46:57,678
Oh, look. That's called...
"Ouch, my balls!"
618
00:47:05,686 --> 00:47:09,179
Is this... Is this good?
I mean, this is a great ballet?
619
00:47:09,257 --> 00:47:11,520
How would I know?
Never saw one before.
620
00:47:11,592 --> 00:47:14,925
I just thought
you'd like it.
621
00:47:16,896 --> 00:47:18,865
I do.
622
00:48:15,283 --> 00:48:17,217
What?
623
00:48:17,285 --> 00:48:20,048
What are you doin'?
624
00:48:20,120 --> 00:48:21,986
Makin' pizza.
625
00:48:22,057 --> 00:48:24,116
Pizza don't come
on English muffins.
626
00:48:24,192 --> 00:48:26,125
Vinnie used to love
my pizzelles.
627
00:48:26,193 --> 00:48:29,958
You never really cooked
for him much, did you?
628
00:48:30,029 --> 00:48:32,520
- I admit, I never sprayed his food.
- Very funny.
629
00:48:32,598 --> 00:48:35,499
You laugh alone in bed
at night?
630
00:48:42,642 --> 00:48:44,905
What are you doin'?
631
00:48:44,976 --> 00:48:46,944
It's my breathing
exercises.
632
00:48:47,012 --> 00:48:49,105
- That can't be good for the baby.
- It's Lamaze.
633
00:48:49,181 --> 00:48:52,946
Fine. When the kid gets asthma,
God forbid, don't come runnin' to me.
634
00:48:53,017 --> 00:48:55,918
- You can't be serious!
- Come on, I'm watching!
635
00:48:55,986 --> 00:49:00,787
In my day, women did not need Lamaze
or VCRs in the delivery room.
636
00:49:00,858 --> 00:49:03,052
They all had drugs.
They slept through the whole thing.
637
00:49:03,126 --> 00:49:06,619
Really? I can tell you
there were a lot fewer Caesareans.
638
00:49:06,697 --> 00:49:10,962
'Cause the mothers were all 22. They didn't
wait to get their careers goin' before kids.
639
00:49:11,034 --> 00:49:14,230
Because motherhood was
a career, the most important career!
640
00:49:14,303 --> 00:49:16,498
Yeah, well,
the pay stinks.
641
00:49:16,572 --> 00:49:21,407
It amazes me how people who have never been
through it know exactly what you're doin' wrong.
642
00:49:21,477 --> 00:49:24,935
- Angie! - No, tell her. She's always
on my case with little digs.
643
00:49:25,013 --> 00:49:27,311
It'd be so much easier for me
if Vinnie were still around.
644
00:49:27,382 --> 00:49:29,713
- I'm not gaining enough weight
for my height... - You're not.
645
00:49:29,784 --> 00:49:32,048
'Cause I'm eatin' sprayed food.
Two more weeks of this...
646
00:49:32,120 --> 00:49:36,580
- That's enough! - Kathy, when you have
a baby come and talk to me.
647
00:49:36,657 --> 00:49:39,682
Until then, don't stick your
nose where it ain't never been.
648
00:49:39,760 --> 00:49:42,695
Excuse me.
649
00:49:45,932 --> 00:49:49,423
- What? What'd I do?
- I hope you're happy now!
650
00:49:49,502 --> 00:49:52,835
She has been there, Angie.
She lost a baby her first marriage.
651
00:49:52,905 --> 00:49:54,805
- Didn't live an hour.
- How am I supposed to know that?
652
00:49:54,874 --> 00:49:58,173
You weren't! You were
just supposed to be a little nicer.
653
00:49:58,243 --> 00:50:01,474
You're supposed to treat her
like your mother.
654
00:50:05,183 --> 00:50:08,310
I just don't think it's right,
the whole thing with Noel.
655
00:50:08,385 --> 00:50:10,410
Don't start, please.
656
00:50:10,487 --> 00:50:13,012
You see him, what,
once, twice a week?
657
00:50:13,090 --> 00:50:15,216
- He never met your parents.
- Oh, yeah.
658
00:50:15,291 --> 00:50:18,887
And you never talk about what's gonna
happen after the baby's born.
659
00:50:18,962 --> 00:50:20,986
He's my vacation
from all that.
660
00:50:21,063 --> 00:50:24,590
How do you know what kind
of father he's gonna be?
661
00:50:24,667 --> 00:50:27,534
When I was pregnant, all
Jerry ever talked about...
662
00:50:27,603 --> 00:50:30,093
was how he was gonna teach
the kids stick ball.
663
00:50:30,172 --> 00:50:34,074
I guess they can't
all be Jerry, huh?
664
00:50:34,142 --> 00:50:36,940
I'm sorry.
Could we just do this please?
665
00:50:37,012 --> 00:50:41,038
Yeah, sure. Except you're eatin'
the whole focal point.
666
00:50:41,115 --> 00:50:43,345
I ain't using this
as no focal point.
667
00:50:43,417 --> 00:50:45,749
Ain't you got
something else?
668
00:50:45,820 --> 00:50:49,278
- You gonna bring a roll of cookie
dough in the delivery room? - Why not?
669
00:50:49,356 --> 00:50:51,482
- Maybe, I don't know.
- What've you got?
670
00:50:51,559 --> 00:50:53,890
How 'bout this?
671
00:50:53,960 --> 00:50:58,829
I bet this will give you something to
concentrate on when you're in labor!
672
00:50:58,898 --> 00:51:00,661
If I had this,
I wouldn't be in labor.
673
00:51:00,733 --> 00:51:03,634
- Give it to me. I need it!
- It's mine now!
674
00:51:05,504 --> 00:51:08,371
Hey, you ready?
I got the kids waitin' in the car.
675
00:51:08,440 --> 00:51:11,533
What the hell
is so funny?
676
00:51:11,609 --> 00:51:15,477
- Nothing. We were just talkin' about
Tina's old boyfriend. - He was so plastic!
677
00:51:15,545 --> 00:51:18,378
Finish it on the phone, will ya?
It's all you do anyway.
678
00:51:18,448 --> 00:51:22,146
Fuckin' $100 phone bills. And those
calls ain't mine, you know that, Teen.
679
00:51:22,220 --> 00:51:26,952
- Why not? You're the only one who's home
all day. - That's real nice. That's...
680
00:51:29,692 --> 00:51:32,354
What the hell is this?
681
00:51:32,428 --> 00:51:34,726
Well, well, well!
682
00:51:34,797 --> 00:51:37,425
- You girls havin' a little afternoon
delight, huh? - Yeah.
683
00:51:37,499 --> 00:51:40,161
When did you pull this out
of mothballs?
684
00:51:40,236 --> 00:51:43,864
When she realized at least
that thing made noise in bed.
685
00:51:45,440 --> 00:51:48,499
She only got this in the first place
because I wouldn't fuck her.
686
00:51:48,575 --> 00:51:51,408
Jerry, if I was her, I wouldn't fuck you
with a rented vagina.
687
00:51:51,478 --> 00:51:54,572
You got some mouth.
No wonder Vinnie dumped you.
688
00:51:54,648 --> 00:51:58,948
What the fuck is this?
A body block from Petunia Pig?
689
00:51:59,052 --> 00:52:02,078
- I can't tell. Which one of you two is pregnant?
- Shut up and let's go.
690
00:52:02,122 --> 00:52:03,713
Don't tell me to shut up.
691
00:52:03,790 --> 00:52:06,223
You just can't take I'm the only one
who tells you the truth, Teen.
692
00:52:06,292 --> 00:52:10,422
- You're a real saint. - If it wasn't for me makin'
fun, she'd weigh 500 pounds.
693
00:52:10,496 --> 00:52:12,964
- She looks great.
- Oh, yeah?
694
00:52:13,032 --> 00:52:15,295
- Come here. What size is this?
- Come on.
695
00:52:15,367 --> 00:52:18,699
- Cut it out! - Tell me what size it is!
Eighteen? Eighteen, huh?
696
00:52:18,769 --> 00:52:22,399
- That's not a size, it's a voting age.
- Get out of my fucking house!
697
00:52:22,474 --> 00:52:24,771
Ooh! What a pair of ladies
we got here.
698
00:52:24,843 --> 00:52:27,436
Little Miss Toilet Mouth
and Orchid, the Killer Whale.
699
00:52:27,511 --> 00:52:29,604
Let's just go, okay?
I'm sorry, Angie.
700
00:52:29,680 --> 00:52:32,080
What are you sorry for?
Don't you apologize for me!
701
00:52:32,149 --> 00:52:35,879
- Get your fuckin' hands off her!
- I know the two of you are get up to!
702
00:52:35,952 --> 00:52:39,581
Talk about what a fuckin' loser
I am! How I can't find a fuckin' job!
703
00:52:39,656 --> 00:52:42,715
Well, your kid's
gonna be a bastard!
704
00:52:42,791 --> 00:52:45,555
And who the hell do you think's gonna
put up with you except a loser like me?
705
00:52:45,627 --> 00:52:47,720
Dad, leave her alone.
706
00:52:47,796 --> 00:52:51,561
I told you guys
to stay in the car!
707
00:52:51,632 --> 00:52:53,624
Okay, go, go, go.
708
00:52:55,037 --> 00:52:58,063
- You fuckhead!
- Yeah, tell it to your gynecologist.
709
00:53:44,114 --> 00:53:46,548
Go to sleep.
710
00:54:35,870 --> 00:54:38,930
I'll get you right now.
711
00:54:46,113 --> 00:54:48,206
Noel! Noel!
712
00:54:50,150 --> 00:54:52,083
Noel.
713
00:54:52,151 --> 00:54:53,812
- Hi.
- Hey, happy Christmas.
714
00:54:53,886 --> 00:54:57,378
- Where ya been?
- My plane was late. Where's Angie?
715
00:54:57,457 --> 00:55:01,085
She's not ready. Come here.
I'll get you a drink.
716
00:55:07,165 --> 00:55:11,659
All right, everybody. If you could clear
the dance floor please.
717
00:55:11,737 --> 00:55:14,330
Thank you.
718
00:55:14,405 --> 00:55:17,340
Tonight we have a very
special visitor...
719
00:55:17,408 --> 00:55:19,808
- straight from the North Pole.
- Yeah.
720
00:55:22,613 --> 00:55:25,639
Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho. Ho-ho-ho.
Merry Christmas.
721
00:55:25,716 --> 00:55:29,446
- Is that who I think it is?
- Yes.
722
00:55:29,519 --> 00:55:32,750
- Okay, Tony, give me a hand.
- You goin' up there?
723
00:55:41,330 --> 00:55:44,163
All right.
724
00:55:44,233 --> 00:55:46,963
- Give me your hand.
- Oh, oh, oh, oh.
725
00:55:52,472 --> 00:55:55,202
I got a special one
for you, baby.
726
00:55:58,178 --> 00:56:02,979
# Santa Claus
is coming to town #
727
00:56:03,049 --> 00:56:05,540
Yeah!
728
00:56:05,619 --> 00:56:10,385
# He's making a list
He's checking it twice
729
00:56:10,455 --> 00:56:13,117
# He's gonna find out
who's naughty or nice #
730
00:56:13,191 --> 00:56:15,023
Oh, Angie!
731
00:56:15,093 --> 00:56:18,961
# Santa Claus
is coming to town #
732
00:56:23,701 --> 00:56:28,103
# He sees you
when you're sleeping
733
00:56:28,172 --> 00:56:32,006
# He knows when
you're awake #
734
00:56:32,075 --> 00:56:33,565
Whoo!
735
00:56:33,644 --> 00:56:37,579
# He knows if you've been bad or good #
- Whoa!
736
00:56:37,648 --> 00:56:40,480
# So be good
for goodness sakes #
737
00:56:45,254 --> 00:56:48,745
Angie. Oh, my God, Angie.
738
00:56:48,824 --> 00:56:52,260
Oh, my God, it's the baby!
739
00:56:56,998 --> 00:56:59,466
Yeah. Don't worry.
I took care of it.
740
00:56:59,534 --> 00:57:02,934
Keep breathing.
Take it easy.
741
00:57:08,409 --> 00:57:11,139
Hang in there.
742
00:57:11,212 --> 00:57:14,544
- You're gonna be all right. - Excuse me, she's
having a baby. Where's Maternity?
743
00:57:14,614 --> 00:57:17,048
- Fifth.
- Five. Fifth floor.
744
00:57:17,116 --> 00:57:19,310
- Oh, I'm having another...
- Gimme the chair.
745
00:57:19,384 --> 00:57:22,751
- Come on. In your nose, out of your mouth.
- You're okay.
746
00:57:22,822 --> 00:57:25,345
- Thank you. Sit down.
- Got a chair right behind you.
747
00:57:25,423 --> 00:57:27,948
In your nose, out of your mouth.
You gotta breathe.
748
00:57:28,025 --> 00:57:31,654
In... good.
Out... good, Angela.
749
00:57:31,729 --> 00:57:35,722
- Here we go. Here we go.
- In... out.
750
00:57:35,800 --> 00:57:37,995
Tony, she's preregistered.
Check her in, please.
751
00:57:38,069 --> 00:57:40,059
- Name?
- Angie Scaci...
752
00:57:40,136 --> 00:57:45,199
Uh, Scacca... How do
you pronounce Angie's last name?
753
00:57:45,275 --> 00:57:48,244
- Where's Dr. Gould?
- Maybe he's stuck in traffic.
754
00:57:48,311 --> 00:57:51,404
- I hope he gets here soon.
Are you the coach? - I'm the coach.
755
00:57:51,480 --> 00:57:54,313
Only the coach is allowed on the L.D.R.
Out of the way. Orderly!
756
00:57:54,383 --> 00:57:56,749
- Stay with me. Don't leave me!
- I can't.
757
00:57:56,819 --> 00:58:00,380
He's gonna be there when you get out.
I'm right here.
758
00:58:00,455 --> 00:58:03,947
- Breathe, Angie.
- That's a girl.
759
00:58:04,025 --> 00:58:06,425
You're doing great.
760
00:58:06,494 --> 00:58:08,462
Hold on.
I'm comin'.
761
00:58:08,529 --> 00:58:11,362
- One, two, three.
- Where am I goin'?
762
00:58:16,603 --> 00:58:19,503
She's gonna be a mother.
763
00:58:22,174 --> 00:58:25,302
- Uh, do you wanna give this to Angie for me?
- Oh, sure.
764
00:58:29,215 --> 00:58:31,614
- Breathe with me.
- Oooh, I'm dying!
765
00:58:31,683 --> 00:58:35,142
- You're not dying. Breathe.
- I can't do it! I gotta go home!
766
00:58:35,221 --> 00:58:38,678
- Yes, you can. You're not breathing.
- Help me, somebody!
767
00:58:38,757 --> 00:58:40,690
- Come on, breathe.
- It's all right, Angie.
768
00:58:40,758 --> 00:58:44,160
- Help me!
- Look at me. Look at your friend.
769
00:58:44,229 --> 00:58:46,253
That's a girl.
770
00:58:49,666 --> 00:58:51,896
S-c-a-c-c...
771
00:58:51,968 --> 00:58:54,698
I-a-p-e-n-s-i-e-r-i.
772
00:58:54,771 --> 00:58:57,331
Scacciapensieri.
773
00:58:57,407 --> 00:59:01,536
Sorry, we don't have a Scaccia-whatever
in the computer.
774
00:59:01,610 --> 00:59:04,545
I have an Angie
Scotch-and-soda.
775
00:59:04,613 --> 00:59:08,049
- Where? That's my patient.
- Hello, Doctor. She's in Delivery.
776
00:59:08,117 --> 00:59:12,143
Thanks. Are you
the grandparents?
777
00:59:12,220 --> 00:59:14,654
Don't worry.
778
00:59:14,723 --> 00:59:17,283
We'll take
good care of her.
779
00:59:19,260 --> 00:59:22,524
Dr. Thorn, dial 1-8-2, please.
780
00:59:24,798 --> 00:59:27,096
- How ya doin'? Where is she?
- Good.
781
00:59:27,167 --> 00:59:29,295
- Inside.
- How's she doin'?
782
00:59:29,369 --> 00:59:31,269
Is that her?
783
00:59:31,338 --> 00:59:33,431
Five, six, seven, eight...
784
00:59:33,506 --> 00:59:38,738
People, people, I'm gonna have to ask
you again, please wait in the lobby.
785
00:59:38,811 --> 00:59:41,006
We need
these hallways clear.
786
00:59:41,079 --> 00:59:45,414
- That hurts too much!
- One more time. Don't waste it.
787
00:59:45,484 --> 00:59:47,418
- I ca...
- Push, push.
788
00:59:47,486 --> 00:59:49,976
- No, I can't. It hurts!
- Come on.
789
00:59:50,054 --> 00:59:52,579
That's good.
790
00:59:52,657 --> 00:59:55,853
Oh! That was a big one!
It won't be long now.
791
00:59:55,926 --> 00:59:58,486
- You're doin' great.
- Yes, you can. You can.
792
00:59:58,562 --> 01:00:03,522
- Just change hands one second 'cause
I can't quite... - I want my epidural!
793
01:00:03,600 --> 01:00:05,898
Oh, I told you.
It's too late for an epidural.
794
01:00:05,969 --> 01:00:09,063
- Tell him I still think
it would be worth doing. - No.
795
01:00:09,138 --> 01:00:11,732
- No!
- Come on, Angie, push!
796
01:00:11,807 --> 01:00:14,367
- Die!
- Angie, focus.
797
01:00:14,443 --> 01:00:18,277
I brought the focal point.
I got the focal point.
798
01:00:18,347 --> 01:00:20,906
Okay, right here, baby.
Come on.
799
01:00:20,982 --> 01:00:23,712
It's-It's all I had in...
800
01:00:23,785 --> 01:00:25,718
Breathe, now.
Breathe.
801
01:00:25,786 --> 01:00:28,414
- Focus on this.
- Get this the fuck outta here!
802
01:00:28,489 --> 01:00:33,290
Angie, listen to me. There's something
I like mothers to do during deliveries...
803
01:00:33,360 --> 01:00:36,386
to help them concentrate
on pushing and that's to sing.
804
01:00:36,463 --> 01:00:38,590
What?
805
01:00:38,665 --> 01:00:42,327
It's a medical fact that you can't panic
while you're singing Marvin Hamlisch.
806
01:00:42,402 --> 01:00:45,496
# One singular sensation
807
01:00:45,571 --> 01:00:49,233
# Every little step she takes
Ba-ba-da-ba-ba-da-ba #
808
01:00:49,307 --> 01:00:53,403
-But I can't.
- # One thrilling combination #
809
01:00:53,479 --> 01:00:57,346
- What's happening to me?
- # Every move that she makes Bum-buh-da-bah-da #
810
01:00:57,416 --> 01:01:00,748
You don't know that song, we could do...
# Kiss today good-bye #
811
01:01:00,818 --> 01:01:04,584
No, I know the song.
I just don't feel like singing!
812
01:01:04,655 --> 01:01:06,748
I think I know what's best.
813
01:01:06,824 --> 01:01:08,621
Listen, shortstuff!
814
01:01:08,692 --> 01:01:12,184
The day you try and pass a ten-pound bowling
ball through the head of your dick...
815
01:01:12,263 --> 01:01:16,596
I will sing the whole fucking score
to Phantom Of The Opera...
816
01:01:16,666 --> 01:01:20,066
Okay, this is
doctor's orders, Angie. Push!
817
01:01:20,135 --> 01:01:23,594
# One singular sensation
818
01:01:23,673 --> 01:01:26,334
# Every fuckin' step
she takes #
819
01:01:26,407 --> 01:01:31,640
- Breathe in and push.
- # One thrilling combination #
820
01:01:31,712 --> 01:01:35,045
# Every fucking move she makes #
821
01:01:35,116 --> 01:01:39,416
Warning, now, don't make me cranky.
Please wait in the lobby.
822
01:01:39,487 --> 01:01:42,388
- You're doing great.
- The baby's crowning.
823
01:01:42,457 --> 01:01:45,323
- Oh, it burns!
- Don't push.
824
01:01:45,392 --> 01:01:47,383
Don't push. Don't push.
Breathe.
825
01:01:47,460 --> 01:01:50,726
Oh, I gotta push.
826
01:01:50,797 --> 01:01:54,028
- No, you don't.
- I'm just suctioning out the fluids now.
827
01:01:54,101 --> 01:01:57,592
- Come on, push.
- Help me, help me!
828
01:01:57,670 --> 01:02:02,003
- Angie, I can see it.
- All right, come on now. One more push.
829
01:02:02,073 --> 01:02:03,870
This is the last one.
Here we go.
830
01:02:03,942 --> 01:02:06,308
- Bear down. Bear down. Bear down.
- Another push.
831
01:02:06,377 --> 01:02:09,369
- Bear down. Bear down. There you go.
- Come on.
832
01:02:09,447 --> 01:02:11,813
It's a boy!
833
01:02:11,883 --> 01:02:15,216
- It's a boy!
- Oh, my God!
834
01:02:15,286 --> 01:02:16,684
2:14.
835
01:02:16,753 --> 01:02:19,881
Oh, my God, look at his balls!
He's Italian, all right.
836
01:02:19,957 --> 01:02:24,018
- He's Italian! You got a boy!
- Thank you.
837
01:02:24,094 --> 01:02:26,493
Call Pediatrics.
838
01:02:26,562 --> 01:02:29,689
What for?
Oh, his arm.
839
01:02:29,765 --> 01:02:32,062
What?
What's wrong with his arm?
840
01:02:36,072 --> 01:02:38,596
Doc?
841
01:02:38,673 --> 01:02:42,165
There's a little problem,
but before we get hysterical...
842
01:02:42,244 --> 01:02:45,475
we're just gonna clean him up, call
Pediatrics and have them evaluate it.
843
01:02:45,547 --> 01:02:47,810
- Can't I hold my baby?
- Of course you can.
844
01:02:47,883 --> 01:02:50,214
- As soon as he's ready.
- The baby's stable, Doctor.
845
01:02:50,284 --> 01:02:52,582
- Tina?
- Angie.
846
01:02:52,653 --> 01:02:56,713
I'm-I'm just gonna tell
everybody you got a boy.
847
01:03:08,968 --> 01:03:11,162
- Vinnie.
- Tina, what is it?
848
01:03:11,236 --> 01:03:13,602
What's wrong?
849
01:03:19,710 --> 01:03:22,474
Here's your
beautiful baby.
850
01:03:22,547 --> 01:03:24,981
There we go.
851
01:03:25,049 --> 01:03:27,916
That's a boy.
852
01:03:54,709 --> 01:03:58,042
Looks like
a broken wing.
853
01:03:58,112 --> 01:04:00,603
Like a tiny
broken wing.
854
01:04:12,359 --> 01:04:16,818
Oh, it must be bad. Aunt Violetta
ain't cracked a smile since 1967.
855
01:04:16,896 --> 01:04:20,387
- Always with a sense of humor.
That's your great strength. - You look beautiful.
856
01:04:20,465 --> 01:04:23,263
Oh, yeah.
Right. Hey, Pop.
857
01:04:23,335 --> 01:04:25,098
- Hi, Angie.
- She really looks good.
858
01:04:25,170 --> 01:04:26,830
Aunt Louisa,
how ya doin'?
859
01:04:26,904 --> 01:04:29,737
Long time no see.
860
01:04:29,807 --> 01:04:31,775
Oh, Louisa, come on.
861
01:04:31,842 --> 01:04:36,005
Come on, come on.
862
01:04:38,381 --> 01:04:41,817
- It's all right. Don't worry.
- Don't take it seriously!
863
01:04:41,884 --> 01:04:43,852
Aw, there he is.
864
01:04:43,920 --> 01:04:47,253
The champ.
865
01:04:47,323 --> 01:04:50,587
Okay, now.
866
01:04:50,659 --> 01:04:53,924
- There's only one visitor allowed during
feeding time. - That's the grandfather.
867
01:04:53,996 --> 01:04:55,964
- No, no.
- I'll see you later.
868
01:04:56,031 --> 01:04:58,829
We'll come back later.
What's the big deal?
869
01:04:58,900 --> 01:05:02,335
- Where's Noel? - I don't know. I haven't
seen him since last night.
870
01:05:02,403 --> 01:05:04,462
- Okay.
- I'll see ya later.
871
01:05:04,538 --> 01:05:07,439
- All right.
- Hey, Vinnie, stay.
872
01:05:09,277 --> 01:05:13,111
- I don't know, Ange. - He ain't gonna do nothin'
to me you ain't done yourself.
873
01:05:13,180 --> 01:05:16,945
So, you're gonna try nursing.
874
01:05:22,088 --> 01:05:25,750
You know, all the babies in the nursery
are pulling for him.
875
01:05:25,824 --> 01:05:29,282
I swear they're all a part
of some secret society.
876
01:05:29,361 --> 01:05:32,955
They all communicate
with each other without words.
877
01:05:33,031 --> 01:05:36,524
You don't say? They teach you that
in nursing school?
878
01:05:36,602 --> 01:05:40,970
- You hang around babies long enough, you pick up things.
- What do you think, Vin?
879
01:05:41,039 --> 01:05:44,201
He's gonna be okay.
He's a good-lookin' kid.
880
01:05:44,274 --> 01:05:46,208
Yeah.
881
01:05:46,276 --> 01:05:51,269
Hold the baby... like this
so he can latch on.
882
01:05:51,347 --> 01:05:54,476
Okay, come on.
There you go.
883
01:05:56,552 --> 01:05:59,043
- He ain't takin' it.
- He's not in a good position.
884
01:05:59,121 --> 01:06:02,090
Okay, here.
There we go.
885
01:06:02,158 --> 01:06:04,092
There we go.
886
01:06:07,462 --> 01:06:11,626
He don't... He don't want it.
He keeps turning away.
887
01:06:11,700 --> 01:06:14,896
- Maybe he ain't hungry.
- No, he don't want me.
888
01:06:14,968 --> 01:06:16,266
- Be calm.
- Come on.
889
01:06:16,338 --> 01:06:18,704
This happens.
This happens.
890
01:06:18,773 --> 01:06:22,230
Babies are...
very mysterious.
891
01:06:22,309 --> 01:06:25,904
- He can go a long time without eating.
- Just take it easy.
892
01:06:31,651 --> 01:06:34,449
- He don't want me.
- Okay.
893
01:06:34,520 --> 01:06:38,455
- Oh, God.
- What if I take him away for a while?
894
01:06:38,523 --> 01:06:41,617
- I'll bring him back later, okay?
- Yeah.
895
01:06:41,693 --> 01:06:43,854
There you go,
little fella.
896
01:06:43,929 --> 01:06:46,898
Okay, you're just a little cranky.
897
01:06:46,965 --> 01:06:49,489
You had a rough day.
898
01:07:04,781 --> 01:07:06,806
Technically it's called...
899
01:07:06,883 --> 01:07:10,341
a congenital longitudinal
deficiency of the radius or "club hand."
900
01:07:10,420 --> 01:07:14,287
Now what that means is... he's missing
one of the two bones in his forearm.
901
01:07:14,356 --> 01:07:17,756
- This one, right here
- Okay.
902
01:07:17,825 --> 01:07:19,884
It's nothing you did.
903
01:07:19,961 --> 01:07:22,691
It's not because you had a glass of wine
in the second month.
904
01:07:22,764 --> 01:07:24,698
It's just something
that happens...
905
01:07:24,766 --> 01:07:27,929
in one out of about
every 300,000 births.
906
01:07:28,002 --> 01:07:31,732
- It's also not genetic.
- Thank God.
907
01:07:31,805 --> 01:07:34,831
Now, he's gonna need
some operations.
908
01:07:34,908 --> 01:07:38,638
- How many?
- As many as it takes to make it right.
909
01:07:38,711 --> 01:07:42,910
Look, what I like to say is he's gonna
do better than you expect...
910
01:07:42,983 --> 01:07:45,575
and maybe not as good
as you'd hoped.
911
01:07:45,650 --> 01:07:49,451
- What exactly are you saying?
Will he be able to tie shoes? - Yes.
912
01:07:49,522 --> 01:07:54,049
- Will he be able to throw a ball?
- Yes. Maybe not a killer curve ball.
913
01:07:54,125 --> 01:07:58,357
Long-sleeve shirts are gonna be
a little tougher to buy. Now...
914
01:07:58,430 --> 01:08:03,492
There are internal complications associated
with this that we're gonna watch out for.
915
01:08:03,567 --> 01:08:05,967
- Like what?
- Heart problems.
916
01:08:06,036 --> 01:08:08,869
- Lung problems. Kidneys.
- Why?
917
01:08:08,939 --> 01:08:14,308
Because what caused the defect in the arm could
affect the major organs as they form.
918
01:08:14,377 --> 01:08:18,939
Or, Angela, he could
just sail right through.
919
01:08:19,015 --> 01:08:22,507
The bottom line is... we think
he's gonna be a regular kid.
920
01:08:41,168 --> 01:08:44,068
Keep him covered. Come on,
under the umbrella.
921
01:08:50,310 --> 01:08:53,074
Come on,
you're home now.
922
01:08:53,146 --> 01:08:57,241
Yes, you come right in here.
Oh, I gotta see him for a minute.
923
01:08:59,718 --> 01:09:01,879
Let's go upstairs.
924
01:09:04,756 --> 01:09:07,054
He's so sweet.
925
01:09:16,734 --> 01:09:18,701
It looks nice.
926
01:09:20,170 --> 01:09:23,071
- Thank you both. - Kathy worked like a dog
gettin' it ready.
927
01:09:23,139 --> 01:09:26,596
Aw, don't exaggerate.
I vacuumed. I made the bed.
928
01:09:26,675 --> 01:09:30,008
Oh. It's beautiful.
I appreciate it.
929
01:09:32,748 --> 01:09:36,706
I guess you'd like to be alone
a little bit. We'll see you later.
930
01:09:41,256 --> 01:09:43,656
- I'll call you later. Okay?
- Okay.
931
01:09:43,725 --> 01:09:46,022
- Great. Okay.
- Thank you.
932
01:10:02,341 --> 01:10:06,606
I baptize you in the name
of the Father, and of the Son...
933
01:10:06,678 --> 01:10:09,374
and of
the Holy Spirit.
934
01:10:09,447 --> 01:10:11,438
God, the Father
of our Lord, Jesus Christ...
935
01:10:11,516 --> 01:10:14,542
- has freed you from sin
and welcomed you...
936
01:10:14,619 --> 01:10:17,213
into His
holy people.
937
01:10:17,289 --> 01:10:21,657
He now anoints you with
the prism of salvation.
938
01:10:21,725 --> 01:10:25,125
May he keep the flame
of faith alive in his heart.
939
01:10:25,194 --> 01:10:30,097
And when the Lord comes, may he go out to meet
Him with all the saints in the heavenly kingdom.
940
01:10:30,166 --> 01:10:33,727
So you may live always
as a member of His body...
941
01:10:33,803 --> 01:10:35,794
sharing
everlasting life.
942
01:10:35,872 --> 01:10:38,670
Amen.
943
01:10:41,677 --> 01:10:44,840
I'll be right back.
944
01:10:46,682 --> 01:10:50,811
Aunt Louisa, could you give us
some cake, please?
945
01:10:52,920 --> 01:10:55,912
Would you like
some cheese?
946
01:10:56,857 --> 01:10:59,257
Mangia.
Mangia.
947
01:11:00,360 --> 01:11:02,988
Faster. Faster.
948
01:11:03,063 --> 01:11:07,089
It was beautiful.
Beautiful ceremony.
949
01:11:07,166 --> 01:11:10,659
- He don't like me, simple as that.
- Don't be crazy.
950
01:11:10,737 --> 01:11:14,900
- He's colicky, that's all. - It's been a week.
When's he gonna breast-feed?
951
01:11:14,974 --> 01:11:19,536
- Put him down. You can't pick him up every
time he cries. - Maybe Noel's bunny.
952
01:11:19,612 --> 01:11:22,809
Here's your bunny, darling.
953
01:11:22,881 --> 01:11:25,144
- Would you take him?
- Sure.
954
01:11:25,216 --> 01:11:27,150
Where ya goin'?
955
01:11:27,218 --> 01:11:30,516
I have to go.
I have to go out.
956
01:11:32,390 --> 01:11:37,356
Think of a name for him while
you're out. It's embarrassing.
957
01:11:45,798 --> 01:11:49,164
- Hello?
- Hi, Noel. It's Angie.
958
01:11:49,233 --> 01:11:52,293
Hello, Angie.
Come on up.
959
01:11:54,005 --> 01:11:55,940
- Hi.
- Hi.
960
01:11:57,542 --> 01:12:00,772
- Hey, you look great.
- Today was the christening.
961
01:12:00,844 --> 01:12:04,804
- I had a baby. Maybe you heard.
- Yeah, it was on CNN.
962
01:12:04,882 --> 01:12:08,112
- So, is he a he or is she a she?
- He's a he.
963
01:12:08,185 --> 01:12:10,118
Great.
Well done.
964
01:12:10,186 --> 01:12:14,919
Girls always wanna do stupid things like
wear dresses and eat cottage cheese.
965
01:12:14,991 --> 01:12:17,983
- So, does he look like you?
- Yeah.
966
01:12:18,060 --> 01:12:21,086
Panicked
and exhausted.
967
01:12:21,163 --> 01:12:24,495
So, why didn't you come and see me
in the hospital?
968
01:12:26,035 --> 01:12:28,559
I felt out of place.
969
01:12:28,637 --> 01:12:31,003
You felt out of place?
970
01:12:31,072 --> 01:12:34,199
Well, rise
to the occasion, Noel.
971
01:12:34,274 --> 01:12:36,504
Everything's
different now.
972
01:12:36,577 --> 01:12:40,946
I gotta know...
if you're in this thing or not.
973
01:12:41,015 --> 01:12:45,713
Okay? So, make a commitment,
one way or the other.
974
01:12:47,187 --> 01:12:49,211
All right.
I'm not.
975
01:13:03,502 --> 01:13:08,962
So, what is it you've been doing with me
for the last seven months? Playing?
976
01:13:09,040 --> 01:13:11,736
Yes.
Weren't you?
977
01:13:11,809 --> 01:13:16,404
I just realized at the hospital that I couldn't
play at being a father to your kid.
978
01:13:17,615 --> 01:13:20,140
So...
lighten up.
979
01:13:20,217 --> 01:13:23,413
Don't tell me to lighten up, asshole.
980
01:13:23,486 --> 01:13:27,979
I have... I have shit goin' on in my life
that you know nothin' about!
981
01:13:28,057 --> 01:13:31,254
Of course you're the only one. No one else has
commitments that scare the shit out of them.
982
01:13:31,326 --> 01:13:35,695
You got commitments?
What, are you married?
983
01:13:39,200 --> 01:13:41,896
You're married?
984
01:13:43,137 --> 01:13:45,537
Oh, you're married.
985
01:13:45,606 --> 01:13:48,733
What kind
of an idiot am I?
986
01:13:50,578 --> 01:13:52,704
I forgot rule number one.
987
01:13:54,014 --> 01:13:56,505
I'm separated...
sort of.
988
01:13:56,583 --> 01:13:59,347
Ooh, right.
989
01:13:59,419 --> 01:14:04,355
- So, everything this whole
time has been a lie? - Come on.
990
01:14:04,423 --> 01:14:08,120
How long did it take you
to tell me about Vinnie?
991
01:14:08,194 --> 01:14:11,459
Or about the baby
for that matter?
992
01:14:11,530 --> 01:14:14,623
If I lie... so do you.
993
01:14:14,699 --> 01:14:19,465
The thing is, I always thought that was
the best thing about us as a couple.
994
01:14:19,536 --> 01:14:21,834
Huh.
995
01:14:21,905 --> 01:14:25,897
It's funny how havin' a kid
changes everything.
996
01:14:25,975 --> 01:14:30,037
A week ago,
this woulda really hurt.
997
01:14:30,880 --> 01:14:33,075
Angie.
998
01:14:33,149 --> 01:14:35,084
What?
999
01:14:36,152 --> 01:14:38,552
How's the baby?
1000
01:14:38,621 --> 01:14:42,113
Oh.
He's perfect.
1001
01:15:12,252 --> 01:15:16,347
All right, just a second. I'm gonna
nurse you if it takes all night.
1002
01:15:20,726 --> 01:15:22,852
Jesus, Angie.
1003
01:15:22,927 --> 01:15:26,124
He-He just reached for me.
I-I...
1004
01:15:26,197 --> 01:15:28,461
Oh, Jesus. Angie.
1005
01:15:28,533 --> 01:15:32,560
Angie!
1006
01:16:19,579 --> 01:16:23,572
No. I didn't call you so you
could talk me out of it, Tina.
1007
01:16:23,649 --> 01:16:26,641
I called so you could...
help me with...
1008
01:16:26,719 --> 01:16:31,417
You have to explain it to everybody,
okay? I-I-I-I have to get away.
1009
01:16:31,489 --> 01:16:33,252
I have to go away...
1010
01:16:33,325 --> 01:16:36,783
- What if you don't find it?
How long you gonna be gone? - I don't know.
1011
01:16:36,862 --> 01:16:40,353
- Long enough to sort things out.
- You got your own kid to take care of.
1012
01:16:40,431 --> 01:16:44,457
I guess I'm just my mother's daughter.
She ran and now I'm running.
1013
01:16:44,535 --> 01:16:48,562
- You don't have to find your mother.
You help yourself. - Shit. I gotta go.
1014
01:16:48,638 --> 01:16:51,835
- Finding your mother
isn't gonna help you now. - Bye.
1015
01:16:51,908 --> 01:16:54,433
All aboard!
1016
01:17:55,232 --> 01:17:59,726
Angie, some stories
just have to tell themselves.
1017
01:18:53,717 --> 01:18:56,117
Coffee?
1018
01:18:56,186 --> 01:18:59,383
Yeah.
You read my mind.
1019
01:18:59,456 --> 01:19:02,618
Um... ma'am,
are you all right?
1020
01:19:02,691 --> 01:19:07,219
- Yeah. Why?
- Well, uh...
1021
01:19:09,331 --> 01:19:12,198
- Where's the ladies room?
- It's right around the corner.
1022
01:19:12,267 --> 01:19:14,530
Thank you.
1023
01:20:07,291 --> 01:20:09,623
Tina!
1024
01:20:11,460 --> 01:20:14,895
- Angela! That's her. Thank you.
- Oh, my God!
1025
01:20:14,963 --> 01:20:17,295
- Ange!
- Tina!
1026
01:20:19,501 --> 01:20:21,436
Baby.
1027
01:20:22,837 --> 01:20:25,499
- What the hell are you doin' here?
- I eat lunch here.
1028
01:20:25,573 --> 01:20:28,508
- What do you think I'm doin'? What
happened to your hair? - I can't believe it.
1029
01:20:28,576 --> 01:20:30,669
It fell out.
1030
01:20:30,745 --> 01:20:33,907
- In a blunt cut, right?
- I got lucky.
1031
01:20:33,981 --> 01:20:35,971
Hey.
1032
01:20:36,049 --> 01:20:40,315
Hey, findin' your mom's a big deal and
I didn't want you doin' it alone, okay?
1033
01:20:40,386 --> 01:20:44,413
So, I'm going with ya, okay?
Come on, I'm goin'.
1034
01:20:44,490 --> 01:20:47,981
- I don't understand.
How did you find me? - I'm a genius.
1035
01:20:48,060 --> 01:20:51,588
I called the bus company, found out the
route and then took a train to beat you.
1036
01:20:51,664 --> 01:20:54,757
- And then after, you come back with me, right?
- Where are the kids?
1037
01:20:54,833 --> 01:20:57,802
At my sister's. She's got Sega.
You know they love that stuff.
1038
01:20:57,869 --> 01:21:00,463
- What did Jerry say?
- Ah, screw him.
1039
01:21:00,539 --> 01:21:04,338
He'll be happy to have me
out of his hair for a while. Thanks.
1040
01:21:09,847 --> 01:21:12,407
Geez, it's like a friggin' morgue
on wheels here.
1041
01:21:12,483 --> 01:21:15,679
Hey, Daisy Mae.
How ya doin'?
1042
01:21:53,352 --> 01:21:57,311
- You sure this is it?
- 4418, Route 20, right?
1043
01:21:57,390 --> 01:22:00,757
- Well, welcome to Texas.
- Thanks.
1044
01:22:37,260 --> 01:22:40,524
Come on!
Give me a beer!
1045
01:22:44,099 --> 01:22:46,726
Dwarf tossing?
That is weird.
1046
01:22:46,801 --> 01:22:48,793
- What can I get ya?
- Um...
1047
01:22:48,870 --> 01:22:53,101
- I'm lookin' for Jean Colombo.
- She ain't here.
1048
01:22:53,174 --> 01:22:56,973
I'm her niece, Angela. Actually, I'm lookin'
for my mother, Joanne Scacciapensieri.
1049
01:22:57,043 --> 01:23:01,639
- You know her? - Jean Colombo doesn't
own this bar anymore. She sold it to me.
1050
01:23:01,714 --> 01:23:04,979
Do you know where
she went?
1051
01:23:05,051 --> 01:23:09,248
- It's important I find her.
- Way out west I think. I really couldn't help you.
1052
01:23:09,321 --> 01:23:13,121
- Where does her mail go?
- Honey, she's been gone 12 years already.
1053
01:23:13,192 --> 01:23:17,855
The only thing she gets is
a Christmas card. I throw those out.
1054
01:23:17,929 --> 01:23:21,160
- What are you gonna do, right?
- Hmm.
1055
01:23:25,336 --> 01:23:29,362
Come on.
We gotta get to town.
1056
01:23:31,374 --> 01:23:33,467
Come on.
1057
01:23:33,542 --> 01:23:36,602
Hey,
I'm not goin' back.
1058
01:23:36,679 --> 01:23:40,581
- Not goin' home?
- No.
1059
01:23:40,649 --> 01:23:43,516
What are you sayin', Angie?
You're not goin' back?
1060
01:23:43,586 --> 01:23:46,885
Not for the baby?
Not for nothin'?
1061
01:23:46,956 --> 01:23:50,948
No, it's better.
Pop and Kathy can raise him.
1062
01:23:51,025 --> 01:23:54,256
I know you can be cold sometimes,
but you got a baby now, Angela.
1063
01:23:54,329 --> 01:23:57,593
- You don't understand.
- No, I understand.
1064
01:23:57,664 --> 01:24:01,794
I understand that if you don't go back,
he's gonna have to be by himself with doctors.
1065
01:24:01,869 --> 01:24:05,566
That you are gonna put him through the same
shit you went through your whole life?
1066
01:24:05,639 --> 01:24:08,164
He don't want me.
I know that sounds crazy...
1067
01:24:08,242 --> 01:24:10,210
but it's like he knows
everything is my fault.
1068
01:24:10,277 --> 01:24:13,439
That is pathetic. To throw your fucked-upness
onto that poor little baby!
1069
01:24:13,513 --> 01:24:15,606
I don't deserve him.
1070
01:24:15,680 --> 01:24:17,978
You don't deserve him?
You're his mother!
1071
01:24:18,049 --> 01:24:22,952
You are so selfish, Angela!
You come over like this regular girl.
1072
01:24:23,021 --> 01:24:25,216
Meanwhile, you do whatever
you wanna do and you don't care...
1073
01:24:25,290 --> 01:24:28,953
You shut your face! If you hate me
so much, why are you my friend?
1074
01:24:29,027 --> 01:24:32,621
I've been asking that question. When I think
how holier than thou you are about Jerry...
1075
01:24:32,696 --> 01:24:34,561
Oh, please!
1076
01:24:34,632 --> 01:24:38,966
I will tell you one thing. He would never ever
leave his own flesh and blood.
1077
01:24:39,035 --> 01:24:44,302
I'm goin, okay! I am not gonna be part
of this sickness! I'm goin' back home!
1078
01:26:15,449 --> 01:26:17,474
How is she?
1079
01:26:17,551 --> 01:26:20,384
Did she have
a good day?
1080
01:26:20,454 --> 01:26:22,684
I didn't.
1081
01:26:29,595 --> 01:26:33,361
- Aunt Jean. - What do you want, Angie?
Why don't you go on home?
1082
01:26:33,432 --> 01:26:35,491
I know she's in there.
I wanna see her.
1083
01:26:35,568 --> 01:26:38,401
- You go on back to your life and let us get
on with ours. - She's my mother.
1084
01:26:38,470 --> 01:26:41,337
- You don't wanna know about your mother!
- The hell I don't!
1085
01:26:41,406 --> 01:26:43,806
- Get out of my way! Mama?
- I promised your daddy.
1086
01:26:43,875 --> 01:26:45,933
- Angie, wait a minute.
- Mama?
1087
01:26:48,145 --> 01:26:49,477
Mama.
1088
01:26:56,253 --> 01:26:58,049
Mama?
1089
01:26:58,121 --> 01:27:01,717
She's schizophrenic.
1090
01:27:05,495 --> 01:27:08,328
You can go
to bed now, Alba.
1091
01:27:08,398 --> 01:27:12,265
Okay.
Good night, Joanne.
1092
01:27:15,837 --> 01:27:18,169
Thank you.
1093
01:27:18,239 --> 01:27:23,336
She's on medication,
but she don't really function.
1094
01:27:25,179 --> 01:27:28,306
Most of the time
she just sits there.
1095
01:27:28,381 --> 01:27:30,315
I'm sorry.
1096
01:27:30,383 --> 01:27:33,045
Joanne.
1097
01:27:33,119 --> 01:27:36,646
Joanne. Honey,
look who's here.
1098
01:27:36,723 --> 01:27:40,055
Look who's here all
the way from New York City.
1099
01:27:40,125 --> 01:27:42,559
That's Angie, honey.
That's your daughter.
1100
01:27:44,830 --> 01:27:47,458
Hi, Mama.
1101
01:27:48,467 --> 01:27:51,833
You talk to her.
1102
01:27:51,903 --> 01:27:54,269
I'll leave you alone with her
and you just talk to her.
1103
01:27:54,338 --> 01:27:58,535
- I don't know what to say.
- Angie, honey, it's your mama.
1104
01:27:58,609 --> 01:28:01,133
You'll think
of somethin'.
1105
01:28:10,754 --> 01:28:13,313
Hey, you want
a light for that?
1106
01:28:33,474 --> 01:28:35,738
I never knew
you smoked.
1107
01:28:37,244 --> 01:28:39,712
Isn't that funny?
1108
01:28:39,780 --> 01:28:42,907
Of course I don't know
hardly nothin' about you.
1109
01:28:48,287 --> 01:28:50,687
Hey, I know what.
1110
01:28:50,756 --> 01:28:52,689
Here.
1111
01:28:53,726 --> 01:28:55,819
See?
Remember?
1112
01:28:56,828 --> 01:28:58,762
Here.
1113
01:29:00,198 --> 01:29:04,031
That's how I looked
the last time you saw me.
1114
01:29:04,101 --> 01:29:06,433
Remember?
1115
01:29:13,844 --> 01:29:16,812
I have thought about you
for so long.
1116
01:29:18,014 --> 01:29:20,482
About this moment.
1117
01:29:32,828 --> 01:29:34,795
Oh, my God.
1118
01:30:25,808 --> 01:30:28,140
Oh, my God!
1119
01:30:57,705 --> 01:31:01,037
I always thought you left us
for somethin' better.
1120
01:31:01,107 --> 01:31:04,372
And I was gonna do
the same.
1121
01:31:05,778 --> 01:31:09,077
I had it so wrong.
1122
01:31:14,786 --> 01:31:16,720
Mama...
1123
01:31:17,522 --> 01:31:20,548
I left my baby.
1124
01:31:22,293 --> 01:31:26,127
Now I don't know
what the hell I was thinkin'.
1125
01:31:28,599 --> 01:31:31,226
I love him, Mama.
1126
01:31:31,301 --> 01:31:35,466
I love him so much...
but is that enough?
1127
01:32:03,244 --> 01:32:05,370
Hello?
1128
01:32:05,446 --> 01:32:08,380
- Who's that? Aunt Vicky?
- Angela!
1129
01:32:08,448 --> 01:32:10,712
- Put my pop on.
- You just missed him.
1130
01:32:10,783 --> 01:32:13,775
Maybe if you wait, you could
catch him at the hospital.
1131
01:32:13,852 --> 01:32:17,049
- Hospital? What are you talkin' about?
- Where are you?
1132
01:32:17,122 --> 01:32:20,091
- Do you know what an earthquake
you caused here? - What hospital?
1133
01:32:20,158 --> 01:32:24,289
Oh, Jesus, Angie.
Sean is really sick.
1134
01:32:24,363 --> 01:32:26,353
Who's Sean?
1135
01:33:00,328 --> 01:33:03,559
- Excuse me? What floor
are the sick babies? - Angie?
1136
01:33:03,632 --> 01:33:06,533
- Pop! Oh, my God.
- What are you doin' here?
1137
01:33:06,601 --> 01:33:09,161
- What happened to the baby?
Is he all right? - He's alive!
1138
01:33:09,237 --> 01:33:11,466
- Thank God. Pop.
- What the hell do you care?
1139
01:33:11,538 --> 01:33:15,030
A mother who runs out on her own
sick child? There are no words...
1140
01:33:15,109 --> 01:33:17,669
Where is he?
I have to see him.
1141
01:33:17,745 --> 01:33:21,646
You know what you did to my wife? That
she might lose a baby a second time.
1142
01:33:21,714 --> 01:33:24,740
Frank!
What are you sayin'?
1143
01:33:24,817 --> 01:33:28,752
She's his mother. We got no rights here.
We got no right at all.
1144
01:33:28,820 --> 01:33:32,517
- Now you come on, Angie.
I'm gonna take you to him. - Thank you.
1145
01:33:32,591 --> 01:33:36,322
I saw her, Pop.
That's where I was, in Texas.
1146
01:33:50,407 --> 01:33:53,638
- You saw her?
- Yeah.
1147
01:33:56,012 --> 01:33:58,809
Good.
1148
01:33:58,881 --> 01:34:03,648
Angie, you gotta understand
about your father, how upset he is.
1149
01:34:03,719 --> 01:34:08,986
He can't even go into the nursery where
the sick babies are. He hates himself for it.
1150
01:34:09,058 --> 01:34:11,959
What's wrong
with my baby?
1151
01:34:12,027 --> 01:34:14,085
Pneumonia.
1152
01:34:15,063 --> 01:34:17,394
He couldn't breathe.
1153
01:34:17,464 --> 01:34:20,126
He's been unconscious
the last two days.
1154
01:34:25,338 --> 01:34:27,670
I'm sorry, Kathy.
1155
01:34:29,508 --> 01:34:32,739
You're here now...
and that's what matters.
1156
01:34:39,719 --> 01:34:42,517
We, uh...
We started callin' him Sean.
1157
01:34:42,588 --> 01:34:46,318
- We had to tell the nurses at
registration something. - Yeah, I heard.
1158
01:34:46,391 --> 01:34:49,849
It's the name of the son I lost,
but you could change it to anything.
1159
01:34:49,928 --> 01:34:53,124
- No, Sean's a good name.
- Yeah?
1160
01:34:53,197 --> 01:34:55,131
- Where?
- Here.
1161
01:34:56,500 --> 01:35:00,061
We gotta take off
our coats and put 'em right here.
1162
01:35:02,940 --> 01:35:06,103
- Okay, it's back here.
- Excuse me, only immediate family is allowed.
1163
01:35:06,176 --> 01:35:09,838
- I'm the mother, Angela Scacciapensieri.
- No, Kathy's the mother.
1164
01:35:09,912 --> 01:35:14,041
- It's a long story, but she's the mother.
- I don't make the rules.
1165
01:35:14,116 --> 01:35:16,084
- I don't obey them either.
- Carl!
1166
01:35:16,151 --> 01:35:19,211
- What's the trouble? - I have to find my baby.
Get out of my way!
1167
01:35:19,287 --> 01:35:21,221
- Listen...
- Vinnie!
1168
01:35:21,289 --> 01:35:24,417
- Keep your hands to yourself.
You all right? - Yeah. Is that him?
1169
01:35:24,493 --> 01:35:26,687
- Aren't you the guy from the plumber
commercial? - Yeah.
1170
01:35:26,761 --> 01:35:29,957
- Did you know plumber was spelled wrong?
- Yeah. Can we go in?
1171
01:35:30,030 --> 01:35:32,657
- Look, it's up to her.
- Okay.
1172
01:35:32,732 --> 01:35:36,328
- But only one person at a time.
- Go ahead, Angie. You go.
1173
01:35:39,839 --> 01:35:43,502
Angela, I'm glad
you came.
1174
01:35:43,576 --> 01:35:46,010
Me too.
1175
01:35:46,079 --> 01:35:49,138
How's he doin'?
1176
01:35:49,214 --> 01:35:51,148
It's been a rough couple of days.
1177
01:35:51,216 --> 01:35:54,982
Sean's developed pneumonia which
sometimes happens in his condition.
1178
01:35:55,053 --> 01:35:58,579
So now the machine
is breathing for him.
1179
01:35:58,656 --> 01:36:01,625
We'll know
in the next 24 hours...
1180
01:36:01,692 --> 01:36:04,058
- whether he's gonna be okay.
- How will we know?
1181
01:36:04,128 --> 01:36:06,995
He'll wake up.
1182
01:36:55,708 --> 01:36:58,108
Hail Mary, full of grace...
1183
01:37:02,447 --> 01:37:04,642
Pop.
1184
01:37:04,716 --> 01:37:07,150
Oh, Angie.
1185
01:37:07,219 --> 01:37:09,779
- How are you, honey?
- I'm all right. How are you?
1186
01:37:09,855 --> 01:37:12,721
- Fine. Mm-hmm.
- Okay?
1187
01:37:19,530 --> 01:37:22,555
You could've said somethin'.
I could take it.
1188
01:37:25,568 --> 01:37:28,128
You loved her so much.
1189
01:37:28,204 --> 01:37:31,798
You thought
she was perfect.
1190
01:37:31,874 --> 01:37:34,707
I just couldn't take that
away from you.
1191
01:37:34,776 --> 01:37:37,870
I'm sorry, baby.
I'm sorry.
1192
01:37:39,213 --> 01:37:41,875
It's okay, Pop.
1193
01:37:52,226 --> 01:37:54,660
Hey, me and Sean
have been alone for hours.
1194
01:37:54,729 --> 01:37:58,494
We're kinda runnin' out of conversation.
We could use company.
1195
01:37:58,565 --> 01:38:00,624
No.
1196
01:38:00,700 --> 01:38:04,567
Pop, I know it ain't easy.
1197
01:38:04,637 --> 01:38:06,662
Come on.
1198
01:38:06,739 --> 01:38:08,866
Come on.
1199
01:38:13,479 --> 01:38:15,879
Come on,
it's okay.
1200
01:39:06,961 --> 01:39:09,758
Okay, listen.
1201
01:39:09,829 --> 01:39:12,992
Sean,
we gotta talk.
1202
01:39:14,100 --> 01:39:16,500
Now I know
what you're thinkin'.
1203
01:39:16,569 --> 01:39:19,003
You're thinkin',
why should I wake up?
1204
01:39:19,072 --> 01:39:22,666
She don't care about me.
She left.
1205
01:39:22,741 --> 01:39:25,175
But I do care!
1206
01:39:27,144 --> 01:39:30,978
It's from the moment you were born, you knew
I did everything for the wrong reasons.
1207
01:39:31,048 --> 01:39:33,447
Didn't ya?
1208
01:39:35,252 --> 01:39:39,517
Well now, you gotta give me
another chance.
1209
01:39:41,958 --> 01:39:46,486
And I promise, I won't let nobody
make fun of you...
1210
01:39:46,563 --> 01:39:50,464
or hurt you
or lie to you ever.
1211
01:39:57,305 --> 01:40:00,240
Just you wake up, okay?
1212
01:40:08,182 --> 01:40:11,048
Look,
you think about it.
1213
01:40:13,687 --> 01:40:16,952
I ain't goin' nowhere.
I swear.
1214
01:40:57,326 --> 01:41:01,126
You're awake. He's awake!
Nurse!
1215
01:41:02,297 --> 01:41:05,027
Oh. Oh.
1216
01:41:06,568 --> 01:41:09,661
It's okay.
He's breathing on his own.
1217
01:41:11,139 --> 01:41:14,005
He's just pulled
his tube out.
1218
01:41:16,444 --> 01:41:19,208
His lungs
sound clear.
1219
01:41:20,281 --> 01:41:22,579
He's gonna be okay.
1220
01:41:35,894 --> 01:41:40,228
It's funny. I see everything
now like it's this long chain...
1221
01:41:40,299 --> 01:41:43,062
stretching all the way back
to the beginning of time...
1222
01:41:43,134 --> 01:41:46,763
- on up through my grandmother
and my mother. - Hi.
1223
01:41:46,838 --> 01:41:51,070
I'm finally part of something
bigger than me.
1224
01:41:51,142 --> 01:41:53,372
- Hi.
- Hi.
1225
01:41:56,079 --> 01:41:58,604
Hey, tough guy.
1226
01:41:58,682 --> 01:42:01,115
How ya doin', huh?
1227
01:42:02,185 --> 01:42:05,779
Oh, the strong,
silent type, huh?
1228
01:42:07,424 --> 01:42:09,448
Listen, Sean...
1229
01:42:11,160 --> 01:42:14,220
I wanna make a little
deal with you.
1230
01:42:16,164 --> 01:42:18,098
All right?
1231
01:42:18,166 --> 01:42:21,101
Listen, you gotta
eat somethin'.
1232
01:42:22,337 --> 01:42:26,330
So, why don't you think of me
as a human fridge.
1233
01:42:26,406 --> 01:42:28,534
All right?
1234
01:42:28,610 --> 01:42:31,133
Then I'll do somethin'
for you.
1235
01:42:31,210 --> 01:42:34,145
Anything you want.
1236
01:42:34,213 --> 01:42:36,977
Tickets to
a Raffi concert.
1237
01:42:38,651 --> 01:42:41,552
I could stick one of them little girl
babies in your crib with you.
1238
01:43:29,531 --> 01:43:31,157
Ow!
1239
01:43:31,232 --> 01:43:35,726
Everybody's got somethin, you know.
Somethin' broken.
1240
01:43:35,803 --> 01:43:40,000
For Tina, it's her marriage.
For Kathy, the baby she lost.
1241
01:43:40,073 --> 01:43:42,371
For Pop, it's my mother.
1242
01:43:42,442 --> 01:43:46,674
And then some people
it don't show on, but it's there.
1243
01:43:46,746 --> 01:43:48,975
The way I figure,
these days...
1244
01:43:49,048 --> 01:43:52,245
the less broken have to take care
of the more broken.
1245
01:43:54,119 --> 01:43:57,247
I learned that
from my son.
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