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You got
the ting, yeah?
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Yeah, I got that still.
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What you saying?
Blacked out chrome ting?
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- Silencer?
- Come on.
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You know man's certified
out here, fam.
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Yeah.
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Man wanna ring off the ting,
blud, you get me?
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Mm... That's why
man's shotting you the big ting.
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What you saying?
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You got the P, yeah?
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Telling you...
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Let me see the
bludclart ting first, brother.
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Cuz, man ain't really got time
for this, you know, fam.
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You know, boydem are on
to man already.
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We're moving
kinda bait as it is.
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The ting's wrapped in the bag.
You want it or not?
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Give me that.
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Yo, what the fuck
is this, brother?
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It's the
Motorola Lexus 2000 obviously.
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- A phone?
- Yeah, you listed
your specifications
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and us man pulled through
for you, fam.
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A rasclart phone, brother?
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You said you wanted to ring off
the ting, the ting rings.
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You said you wanted chrome
and black.
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Rattattah, chrome and black.
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You said you wanted
a silencer...
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Silence. You also said
you wanted no fingerprints,
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00:02:04,738 --> 00:02:06,261
so I got you two
protective screen wipes
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at no extra cost. Whoo!
Damn, I'm so road.
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And all that for 250, cuz.
Supply and demand, we do this.
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Brother, are you mad? Brother,
I said a wanted a strap, bruv.
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I know. It's got a strap--Brother, a rasclart...
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A gun, blud. A fucking gun.
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Hey, cuz, I'm not gonna lie,
I feel mad hot in here, cuz.
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Are you hot, fam?
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Is this guy all right, bruv?
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I feel mad high, cuz.
Like, next level high.
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- This Cali is loud, innit?
- Uh, pattern your boy, man.
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Oi, Riko...
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...I beg you don't do
another mad one again, fam.
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Brother, what d'you mean
"a mad one again"?
42
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He just has certain
mental health problems, innit.
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He's calm though.
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Oh, my days,
that ting is me, fam!
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Allow it, cuz, man!
Not now, fam!
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What kind of
mental health problems?
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Oi, my-size with the nice eyes.
Got a big bum and nice thighs.
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What you saying, pengaliscious?
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The name's Riko,
badman with the Chico's.
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- Roadman since birth, certified.
- Are you high?
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I'm higher than
a British Airways flight flying
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to Dubai. I'm lean
right about now,
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00:03:05,407 --> 00:03:06,756
so I'll cut straight
to the point, innit?
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Why don't you give me
your number
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before I don't even want it
no more. What ya saying?
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What I'm saying
is you're a fucking weirdo
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and you're lucky
my man's not here yet,
58
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'cause he'd have banged you up
by now.
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00:03:14,721 --> 00:03:16,244
What? You got a man?
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00:03:16,592 --> 00:03:19,508
- Of course I got a man.
- Well, that's unfortunate.
'Cause I got a sword!
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- What the fuck?
Has your man got a sword?
Furthermore, where is your man?
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Is he even here?
Definitely a fuckboy.
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See, if I was your man
I'd be here, innit,
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protecting you,
24/6 from weirdos and wallys
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'cause that's what I do.
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So, I'm gonna rewind
and come again.
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What you telling me?
Man's a catch, I know.
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But what you
actually telling me?
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You're a fucking lunatic.
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- A little bit.
- What you even on?
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I was on you, innit?
But you don't seem on it.
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I'm not gonna lie,
I'm kinda feelin' this,
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like weird Rambo coyote vibe
he's got going on.
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- It's tickling my toes.
- Bang! Yes, my girl knows.
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She's all talking toes and that.
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And I'm not gonna lie,
I'm a toe-loving kinda guy.
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So, what you saying, babe?
Let me get that number?
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- Yeah, course.
- Hold this, please.
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You snooze, you lose, babe.
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Are you seeing this? What is
this fucking guy doing, bro?
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00:04:03,552 --> 00:04:05,337
I think he just smoked
a little too much, man.
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00:04:05,424 --> 00:04:06,990
He does this sometimes.
He's calm though.
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Fuck do you mean,
"He's calm", brother?
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You got me
inna some bait highroad
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while my man's
out there drawing tings
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with a fucking shetty.
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Then I got you, some dickhead
that don't know the difference
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between a strap
and a fucking mobile phone?
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You man said
you were about this life.
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00:04:21,353 --> 00:04:23,311
Who the fuck are you, bro?
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00:04:23,442 --> 00:04:26,575
Riko and Kane,
Skengville topboys in the game.
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The name's Riko, click-clack.
Roadman for life. Ya get me?
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- Really?
- What can I say?
I get a wide-on for weirdos.
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Fuck, move, man.
He's nasty, you're nasty!
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Fam, I don't know if you think
this is some sort of game
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or something, bro.
I swear down, bro!
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So, you want to pay
for the phone now
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- or you wanna pay in instalments?
Is he dumb?
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Well, get out
the fucking van, man.
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Fucking take your phone... I'm saying, man.
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...and fucking get out of here.
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Pussio.
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Hey, cuz, you see that ting
I just drew, fam?
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00:05:01,697 --> 00:05:03,133
She was peng!
She was proper on it, innit?
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00:05:03,220 --> 00:05:05,179
Come, you're gonna get
yourself sectioned again, man.
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00:05:05,266 --> 00:05:06,876
I'm cool, G-man.
Where we going anyway?
107
00:05:07,007 --> 00:05:08,138
We're going back
to the hood, fam.
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00:05:09,183 --> 00:05:10,315
♪ Start from the beginning
109
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♪ Turn my headphones up ♪
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♪ Get it squad
Squad gang, gang ♪
111
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♪ It ain't safe for the block
Not even for the cops ♪
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♪ It ain't safe for the block
Not even for the cops ♪
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♪ It ain't safe for the block
Not even for the cops ♪
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♪ It ain't safe for the block
Not even for the cops ♪
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♪ It ain't safe
Packs, I sold ♪
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♪ Had them buzzing
On the road, yeah ♪
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♪ Crack residue in the buttons
on my phone, yeah ♪
118
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♪ Black leather boots
When I run into your home ♪
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♪ Yeah BOTH: ♪ Ring, ring, pussy ♪
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♪ It's your mummy on the phone ♪
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♪ Niggas wanna kill me
Tell them ♪
122
00:05:45,088 --> 00:05:46,438
♪ "Go and get your Uzi", yeah ♪
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♪ Bari got the weapon
In the pocket of the Ksubi's ♪
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♪ See me on the catwalk ♪
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♪ You see me in the movies
Still you can end up dead ♪
126
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♪ When you disrespect
The goonies ♪
127
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♪ It ain't safe for the block
Not even for the cops ♪
128
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♪ It ain't safe for the block
Not even for the cops ♪
129
00:06:00,539 --> 00:06:03,672
♪ It ain't safe for the block
Not even for the cops ♪
130
00:06:03,890 --> 00:06:06,327
♪ It ain't safe for the block
Not even for the cops ♪
131
00:06:06,414 --> 00:06:07,763
♪The traphouse was a shithole ♪
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00:06:08,111 --> 00:06:10,287
♪ With my niggas smoking
On some indo ♪
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♪ Looking for the police
Through the window ♪
134
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♪ Said I'll be a minute, yeah
Of course I was an hour, yeah ♪
135
00:06:15,336 --> 00:06:17,860
♪ Never disturb a baker
When he's mixing up the flour ♪
136
00:06:17,947 --> 00:06:21,124
♪ Yeah, devour these criminals
Stepping on my toes, yeah ♪
137
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♪ I step into the party
I let everybody know, yeah ♪
138
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♪ The heat will bang
For a legend on the roads ♪
139
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♪ So, keep your hands
Off my bredrins and my clothes ♪
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♪ It ain't safe for the block
Not even for the cops ♪
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♪ It ain't safe for the block
Not even for the cops ♪
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♪ It ain't safe ♪
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♪ You've been ducking
From me, shawty ♪
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♪ You've been ducking
From me, shawty ♪
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♪ You've been ducking
From me, shawty ♪
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♪ You've been ducking
From me, shawty ♪
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♪ You've been ducking
From me, shawty ♪
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♪ You've been ducking
From me, shawty ♪
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♪ You've been...
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Allow it, peng ting Alexa.
Stop the music, fam.
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Sorry, fam, click-clack.
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00:07:06,735 --> 00:07:08,998
Alexa, what's on
my calendar today, fam?
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00:07:09,434 --> 00:07:11,653
There's nothing
on your calendar today, fam.
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Hajima!
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Rikoings!
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00:07:38,637 --> 00:07:40,465
- My friendings.
- You all right, Patel?
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00:07:40,595 --> 00:07:41,988
Hey, it's Pinky Patel!
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Say my dad's name,
you bitchfuckings.
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Oh, come on, man.
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Say it now! You imbecile
boyings muddafuckings.
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Mr. Pinky Patel, innit. That's right, isn't it?
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Show some respectings,
you bumbaclarting.
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- What?
- Shut it!
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I want my bloody money,
innit, blud?
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And where is that pussyclart
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00:07:59,788 --> 00:08:01,747
bloody Black imbecile friend
of yours?
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00:08:01,834 --> 00:08:04,445
Hey, hey, hey!
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00:08:04,532 --> 00:08:07,187
I see you didn't get the memo
and all of that, you know.
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00:08:07,274 --> 00:08:09,145
Black lives matter now,
fam, you get me?
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00:08:09,232 --> 00:08:11,583
It's proper good to see you!
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Imagine, I was just about
to call you, you know.
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What the fuck?
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00:08:16,805 --> 00:08:18,720
Uh, you two fucking
each other now, huh?
174
00:08:19,982 --> 00:08:22,463
No, we're not gay, bro.
- We just sleep together, innit.
Hey-ey-ey-ey!
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Don't tell me
your jiggy-jiggy sexy time,
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you bunch of bastardings.
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You thought I forgot you,
dickhead, huh? Huh?
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Where is my cocaines,
you bunch of wastemanings, huh?
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Yeah, because word
on the roadings,
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brothers, is that you got jacked
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by the Somali gun peoples, dickhead.
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Dickhead!
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Dickhead?
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00:08:42,527 --> 00:08:43,789
You got robbed
by the Malis, fam?
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You told me you were
proper cool with them, man.
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Come on, man, me and the Malis
are cool, bruv.
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We're practically family,
you get me?
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00:08:50,447 --> 00:08:52,580
I am a Mali, bruv,
they rated that. Trust me.
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00:08:52,667 --> 00:08:54,451
So, imagine this,
listen.
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I must have pulled up
to the ting with the merchandise
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like a badboy. You get me?
192
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My man started screaming now.
Woo-woo-woo-woo!
193
00:09:03,373 --> 00:09:04,331
Then I got rushed.
194
00:09:05,332 --> 00:09:06,551
Madting!
195
00:09:06,681 --> 00:09:08,944
Fifteen Somalis screaming out,
"Warya! Warya!"
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"Walahi! Walahi! Kaleh! Kaleh!
Hoosgut! Hoosgut!"
197
00:09:14,080 --> 00:09:16,256
"Walahi! I'm the captain now!"
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It was emotional, fam.
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That's a mad ting still.
200
00:09:21,914 --> 00:09:24,525
Dad! Let me fucking
fuck him hard!
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Motherchode gandu
pussyclartings!
202
00:09:27,397 --> 00:09:28,790
Wait, what?
203
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Dickhead!
204
00:09:29,835 --> 00:09:31,053
I give you one week!
205
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And I want my 15,000 back.
206
00:09:33,578 --> 00:09:36,972
If not, I'm gonna come back here
and kill the both of you.
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- Now, let me out of here.
- Well, the door's there, bro.
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00:09:39,366 --> 00:09:40,585
I know where
the fucking door is!
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You bhenchod!
I'm not fucking blind!
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I'll be back, dickhead.
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I'm not gonna lie, fam,
them slaps kinda hurt.
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I know, man, about slapping me.
I should have slapped him back
213
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but true say Pinky's an older,
I thought I'd allow him.
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00:10:01,083 --> 00:10:02,563
I don't want
to be disrespectful, you get me?
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00:10:02,694 --> 00:10:04,086
You gotta respect
the age of nature, fam.
216
00:10:04,173 --> 00:10:06,523
- The age of what?
- The age of nature, fam.
217
00:10:06,741 --> 00:10:08,351
I was reading about it
at my anger management class.
218
00:10:08,438 --> 00:10:10,179
I find the whole basis
of the idea calms me down
219
00:10:10,266 --> 00:10:12,921
- when I get agitated.
- Man don't care
about all that, fam.
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00:10:13,269 --> 00:10:15,054
Man's got real life problems, G.
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00:10:15,881 --> 00:10:17,796
What we gonna do, bro?
222
00:10:18,405 --> 00:10:20,625
How the fuck
we gonna raise 15 bags, cuz?
223
00:10:23,802 --> 00:10:26,500
Linkup TV
presents Lethal Bizzle live
224
00:10:26,587 --> 00:10:29,590
at XOYO on the 2nd of March.
It's gonna be...
225
00:10:29,764 --> 00:10:31,461
Are you thinking
what I'm thinking, fam?
226
00:10:31,940 --> 00:10:32,811
Yeah.
227
00:10:33,463 --> 00:10:36,597
Man's thinking Bizzle might have
to be the next victim still.
228
00:10:37,076 --> 00:10:39,121
Straight robbery settings,
ya get me?
229
00:10:39,861 --> 00:10:42,255
I dunno though, man.
I kinda like Bizzle, still.
230
00:10:42,385 --> 00:10:43,691
Do you remember
the remix we did, blud?
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00:10:43,778 --> 00:10:44,997
Yeah, course, fam.
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♪ Pow!
It's Riko and Kane ♪
233
00:10:46,563 --> 00:10:48,043
♪ Pow! You don't know
About pain ♪
234
00:10:48,130 --> 00:10:49,871
♪ Pow! We draw girls in the rain
Pow-- ♪
235
00:10:49,958 --> 00:10:52,352
Allow it, man!
Lemon and herb that shit, cuz.
236
00:10:52,831 --> 00:10:54,397
My man's rich, bro.
237
00:10:54,702 --> 00:10:57,270
All we need to do is just run up
in a ting, rob him,
238
00:10:57,357 --> 00:10:59,185
no long ting, set pace,
you get me?
239
00:10:59,446 --> 00:11:02,057
His watch is worth, like,
three million or something.
240
00:11:02,971 --> 00:11:03,929
Three million, fam?
241
00:11:04,320 --> 00:11:06,409
Yeah, something like that,
it's-- it's Ps though.
242
00:11:06,496 --> 00:11:09,935
Listen, we're back on the road.
The top boy duo are back.
243
00:11:10,022 --> 00:11:12,154
Riko and Kane
rush hour settings, fam.
244
00:11:12,285 --> 00:11:14,330
- Are you on it or not?
- Yeah, I'm on it, cuz.
245
00:11:14,417 --> 00:11:15,984
If we're gonna set him up
though, we're gonna need
246
00:11:16,115 --> 00:11:17,420
a strap and some more soldiers.
247
00:11:17,551 --> 00:11:19,640
- I'm gonna call my mandem, innit.
- Bruv, call your mandem
248
00:11:19,858 --> 00:11:21,903
and put down
that fucking sword, fam.
249
00:11:22,425 --> 00:11:24,471
Whoa!
250
00:11:26,081 --> 00:11:28,867
So, where's your mandem?
251
00:11:29,563 --> 00:11:30,912
Don't worry, them man
will be here, fam.
252
00:11:31,913 --> 00:11:33,262
What, they're
proper goons, yeah?
253
00:11:33,349 --> 00:11:35,264
Course, fam. Proper reckless.
254
00:11:35,395 --> 00:11:37,484
My mandem are on this ting.
Straight greez, you get me?
255
00:11:38,180 --> 00:11:40,313
All right. They sound like
the type of mandem
256
00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:42,837
- you see me rolling with still.
- Trust me when I tell you
257
00:11:42,924 --> 00:11:44,709
these men are certified
on the roads, fam.
258
00:11:45,057 --> 00:11:46,449
All right, all right.
259
00:11:47,668 --> 00:11:49,714
So, where these man?
260
00:11:49,844 --> 00:11:50,802
There they are, fam.
261
00:11:51,846 --> 00:11:55,328
What the fuck is that, bruv?
They're school kids.
262
00:11:55,415 --> 00:11:56,503
Have you lost
your mind or something?
263
00:11:56,633 --> 00:11:57,547
Look at my man, man!
264
00:11:58,244 --> 00:11:59,854
He's still
- in his school uniform!
- Yeah, sorry about that.
265
00:11:59,854 --> 00:12:01,856
Man was just playing out,
innit and I didn't get time
266
00:12:01,943 --> 00:12:03,031
to go yard and change.
267
00:12:03,118 --> 00:12:04,816
Plus, my mum's kind of
vexing me for shotting
268
00:12:04,903 --> 00:12:06,339
the Sky box for a score,
269
00:12:06,426 --> 00:12:08,210
so it's kinda peak
- at yard still.
See?
270
00:12:08,341 --> 00:12:09,472
These man are on stuff, cuz.
271
00:12:09,559 --> 00:12:10,647
I told you, reckless,
you get me?
272
00:12:10,822 --> 00:12:12,954
Playing out, fam?
Tell me it's a joke.
273
00:12:13,041 --> 00:12:14,434
- It's a joke, innit?
- No, cuz.
274
00:12:14,521 --> 00:12:16,741
This is perfectly real.
These man are hungry, blud.
275
00:12:16,871 --> 00:12:18,917
Gully, ruthless
and only 15 years old.
276
00:12:19,091 --> 00:12:20,222
Uh, nah, man ain't even 12 yet.
277
00:12:20,396 --> 00:12:22,355
Astaghfirullah! Not even 12!
278
00:12:22,529 --> 00:12:24,270
I will be hitting
that come Christmas, fam.
279
00:12:24,444 --> 00:12:26,011
You know what,
it's way past your bedtime.
280
00:12:26,098 --> 00:12:28,056
- Go home, be safe, bye!
- Blud, relax, man.
281
00:12:28,143 --> 00:12:29,666
Them man brought
a strap for us still.
282
00:12:29,754 --> 00:12:32,452
A-- A str-- A strap!
A real-life gun, yeah?
283
00:12:32,582 --> 00:12:34,149
How else you think
we're gonna rob man, fam?
284
00:12:34,367 --> 00:12:35,498
That's the ting still.
285
00:12:35,803 --> 00:12:36,761
It's my big brother's
though, innit?
286
00:12:36,891 --> 00:12:38,110
So, don't use no bullets
287
00:12:38,240 --> 00:12:40,199
'cause he'll find out
and beat us all up,
288
00:12:40,286 --> 00:12:41,940
especially you, fam.
289
00:12:42,027 --> 00:12:43,028
What? Are you dumb, bruv?
290
00:12:43,202 --> 00:12:44,856
Your brother could never try
a ting with me.
291
00:12:45,117 --> 00:12:47,597
- D'you know who I am, cuz?
- Yeah, course I do.
292
00:12:47,728 --> 00:12:49,904
My brother goes he chiefed you
a couple months ago still.
293
00:12:50,122 --> 00:12:51,079
On the high road.
294
00:12:51,427 --> 00:12:52,820
He goes he linked you to buy
a strap but you come
295
00:12:52,951 --> 00:12:54,561
- with some dead mobile.
Whatever, man!
296
00:12:54,648 --> 00:12:56,519
Bun all the bullshit
and the long ting. You get me?
297
00:12:56,606 --> 00:12:57,956
Let's go and yam this fool.
298
00:12:58,043 --> 00:12:59,566
Don't know famalam.
299
00:12:59,653 --> 00:13:01,611
♪ I'm Lethal da B ALL: ♪ Pow! ♪
300
00:13:01,698 --> 00:13:03,135
♪ If you don't know about me ALL: ♪ Pow! ♪
301
00:13:03,222 --> 00:13:04,310
♪ Better ask someone quickly ♪
302
00:13:04,397 --> 00:13:05,790
♪ Yeah, cause' I'm pow! ♪
303
00:13:05,877 --> 00:13:07,487
♪ Pow! ♪ Yeah, I'm Lethal da B ♪
304
00:13:07,574 --> 00:13:09,358
♪ Pow! ♪ If you don't know about me ♪
305
00:13:09,445 --> 00:13:10,969
♪ Pow! ♪ Better ask someone quickly ♪
306
00:13:11,056 --> 00:13:12,535
♪ 'Cause, pow! ♪ Yeah, I'm pow! ♪
307
00:13:12,622 --> 00:13:14,407
♪ Pow! ♪ ♪ I go harder ♪
308
00:13:14,494 --> 00:13:15,930
♪ My team's moving larger ♪
309
00:13:16,017 --> 00:13:17,540
♪ I got big bars for ya'
Whole fam ♪
310
00:13:17,627 --> 00:13:19,455
♪ Make your mum skank out
With ya' father ♪
311
00:13:19,586 --> 00:13:22,676
♪ I roll deeper
Stylish through the speaker ♪
312
00:13:22,763 --> 00:13:24,373
♪ Oi! How can you say
I ain't hard ♪
313
00:13:24,460 --> 00:13:25,940
♪ Shut up
You ain't hard either ♪
314
00:13:26,201 --> 00:13:27,507
♪ Leave it, yeah ♪
315
00:13:27,681 --> 00:13:29,291
♪ You must be crazy ALL: ♪ Leave it, yeah ♪
316
00:13:29,378 --> 00:13:31,206
♪ You ain't no bad boys ALL: ♪ Leave it, yeah ♪
317
00:13:31,293 --> 00:13:32,773
♪ I bring the hyper ALL: ♪ Leave it, yeah ♪
318
00:13:32,860 --> 00:13:34,427
♪ Said ah! What? ALL: ♪ Leave it, yeah ♪
319
00:13:34,514 --> 00:13:36,037
♪ Clockin' it, have it ALL: ♪ Leave it, yeah ♪
320
00:13:39,780 --> 00:13:41,695
♪ English,
English girl named Fiona ♪
321
00:13:41,913 --> 00:13:45,090
♪ African girl, Abiola
Body-ody shape like Cola ♪
322
00:13:45,177 --> 00:13:46,918
♪ Back up, back up
And come closer ♪
323
00:13:47,005 --> 00:13:48,963
♪ Vivi da loca... ♪
324
00:13:49,790 --> 00:13:51,226
What the hell
are you doing, fam?
325
00:13:51,313 --> 00:13:53,054
- You're meant to be working.
- Nah, I was just--
326
00:13:53,185 --> 00:13:54,926
I was just preeing
the ting, innit?
327
00:13:55,013 --> 00:13:56,971
Nah, man, we're meant
to be doing a fucking move
328
00:13:57,058 --> 00:13:58,755
and you're here skanking
with the gal-dem sugar.
329
00:13:59,060 --> 00:14:00,453
Have you even spotted
Bizzle yet, cuz?
330
00:14:00,540 --> 00:14:02,368
Yeah, obviously,
he's over there, innit?
331
00:14:02,716 --> 00:14:04,239
He's looking kinda hench
though, I lie?
332
00:14:04,326 --> 00:14:06,241
Fuck that, fam.
Man's got the mash, innit?
333
00:14:06,328 --> 00:14:07,460
I can't even lie, cuz.
334
00:14:07,547 --> 00:14:09,070
I feel to let it off
in the air right now.
335
00:14:09,157 --> 00:14:11,333
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
What's wrong with you, bruv?
336
00:14:11,420 --> 00:14:13,683
Chill your pants, man.
Why you so hype for, bro?
337
00:14:13,770 --> 00:14:15,598
- Sorry, bro.
- How much weed you smoke today?
338
00:14:15,685 --> 00:14:17,165
Just a couple of zoots,
G. I'm cool, man.
339
00:14:17,252 --> 00:14:18,906
- You had your meds today, yeah?
- Yeah, bro.
340
00:14:18,993 --> 00:14:21,648
Oi, calm, fam.
341
00:14:21,909 --> 00:14:23,171
He's in the toilet
on his Js, cuz.
342
00:14:23,345 --> 00:14:25,347
We gotta move to him now!
Get the mandem, innit.
343
00:14:25,478 --> 00:14:26,653
♪ ...That's a combination ♪
344
00:14:26,783 --> 00:14:28,350
♪ Gyal with a big back's
My weakness ♪
345
00:14:28,437 --> 00:14:29,917
♪ But when I punch man
It's grievous ♪
346
00:14:30,004 --> 00:14:31,614
♪ Boom
They'll play back the CCTV... ♪
347
00:14:31,701 --> 00:14:34,008
I'm not gonna lie!
You man are sick!
348
00:14:34,095 --> 00:14:35,053
♪ ...Ball like Lakers... ♪
349
00:14:35,401 --> 00:14:38,752
I feel sick.
This is what I mean, man.
350
00:14:39,318 --> 00:14:41,798
Can't we do this ourselves,
bruv? Riko and Kane.
351
00:14:41,929 --> 00:14:44,279
Riko and Kane.
Let's do this, famalamo!
352
00:14:44,366 --> 00:14:45,890
♪ Fuck that, man
I don't give a F ♪
353
00:14:45,977 --> 00:14:47,152
♪ What, you wanna get smoked?
Cigarette ♪
354
00:14:47,848 --> 00:14:49,197
♪ English
English girl named... ♪
355
00:14:49,284 --> 00:14:51,939
Dench sausage needs to...
...release!
356
00:14:57,423 --> 00:14:59,729
Yo, Bizzle,
click-clack, it's showtime.
357
00:15:00,861 --> 00:15:02,428
Hold on, cuz,
I'm pissing innit?
358
00:15:05,474 --> 00:15:07,346
Oh, for real. Sorry, fam.
359
00:15:09,652 --> 00:15:11,959
True say, he is pissing,
and you can't really rush a man.
360
00:15:28,019 --> 00:15:29,498
What you saying?
Y-- You finished yet?
361
00:15:31,283 --> 00:15:32,240
Nah, fam.
362
00:15:33,981 --> 00:15:34,939
He ain't finished yet.
363
00:15:39,117 --> 00:15:41,032
- What's all this?
What does it
look like, fam?
364
00:15:41,162 --> 00:15:43,121
This is
a click-clack robbery, cuz.
365
00:15:43,251 --> 00:15:45,993
Remain silent and hush them big,
dry lips of yours
366
00:15:46,080 --> 00:15:47,777
'cause I ain't scared of you!
367
00:15:47,952 --> 00:15:50,998
Now, give me your...
368
00:15:51,172 --> 00:15:53,522
What shall I ask first, fam?
His watch or his chain?
369
00:15:53,958 --> 00:15:55,307
Dunno, what's worth more Ps?
370
00:15:55,437 --> 00:15:58,049
What's worth more Ps, fam,
your watch or your chain?
371
00:15:58,397 --> 00:15:59,876
What, is this some type
of prank or something?
372
00:16:00,355 --> 00:16:01,704
This ain't no prank, rudeboy.
373
00:16:01,835 --> 00:16:04,185
This is Crimewatch UK live
and direct in your face!
374
00:16:04,316 --> 00:16:05,839
This is a real life move.
375
00:16:05,970 --> 00:16:09,016
- Click-clack!
- You man can't be serious, man.
376
00:16:09,147 --> 00:16:10,452
Why's your hand all shaking for?
377
00:16:11,410 --> 00:16:12,846
Nah, don't watch that, cuz.
378
00:16:13,281 --> 00:16:15,196
Man's just got
a lickle arthritis, innit?
379
00:16:15,936 --> 00:16:18,547
But what you saying?
Can I have your watch, please?
380
00:16:18,634 --> 00:16:19,766
Fuck that!
381
00:16:19,896 --> 00:16:21,724
Man want your fucking watch,
your fucking chain,
382
00:16:21,811 --> 00:16:23,291
your fucking ring,
your fucking hat,
383
00:16:23,378 --> 00:16:25,032
the fucking creps,
your fucking wallet!
384
00:16:25,119 --> 00:16:27,382
Everything, fam!
Oyster card, library card
385
00:16:27,469 --> 00:16:29,515
fucking Nectar card,
and even your boxers, blud!
386
00:16:29,645 --> 00:16:32,170
Give man everything.
Anything and everything.
387
00:16:32,300 --> 00:16:34,650
Man want your fucking car keys
and some weed...
388
00:16:34,737 --> 00:16:36,174
...if you got any.
389
00:16:37,001 --> 00:16:41,048
- Man said boxers.
- Take off or get lit up,
it's that simple, fam.
390
00:16:41,396 --> 00:16:43,616
- It's like that, yeah?
- Damn right it's like that, cuz.
391
00:16:43,703 --> 00:16:45,052
Put this shit
in your lyrics, rudeboy.
392
00:16:45,139 --> 00:16:47,837
You got robbed by Riko
and Kane, fam, Skengville, blud.
393
00:16:47,924 --> 00:16:50,101
Yeah, that's right, cuz!
394
00:16:50,231 --> 00:16:52,059
Give me them
Nectar points, cuzzy.
395
00:16:52,146 --> 00:16:54,192
Yeah, tryna stall the ting,
you get me?
396
00:16:54,279 --> 00:16:56,542
I should shoot
a man down for that!
397
00:16:56,672 --> 00:16:57,891
What, what, what?
398
00:16:57,978 --> 00:16:59,458
What you know
about Riko and Kane?
399
00:16:59,588 --> 00:17:01,373
- Biggest gangbangers in the game.
- Click-clack!
400
00:17:01,460 --> 00:17:02,678
Man wanna talk about fame
401
00:17:02,765 --> 00:17:04,202
until you get popped
for your chain.
402
00:17:04,289 --> 00:17:05,377
- Click-clack!
- That's right.
403
00:17:05,899 --> 00:17:08,771
Any time you hear click-clack,
you know Skengville are back!
404
00:17:08,858 --> 00:17:11,731
I'm talking 'bout certi gang,
badboy for life,
405
00:17:11,861 --> 00:17:14,734
badboy up
in this building.
406
00:17:14,821 --> 00:17:16,301
What's with the
fucking long ting, cuz?
407
00:17:16,388 --> 00:17:18,825
Hurry the fuck up before I put
a bullet in your bumhole, fam.
408
00:17:18,955 --> 00:17:22,176
Oh, my God! Hey, Sprinkle.
409
00:17:22,394 --> 00:17:23,656
No, no, no, babe,
410
00:17:23,743 --> 00:17:26,050
what you doing playing
with sexy sex toys?
411
00:17:26,180 --> 00:17:27,138
It's not--
412
00:17:27,660 --> 00:17:29,792
If you wanted
to play with a big hard toy
413
00:17:30,141 --> 00:17:31,533
then you should've just asked
414
00:17:31,707 --> 00:17:37,322
'cause I got a big hard one
right here for you.
415
00:17:43,415 --> 00:17:45,721
You know man
- was just joking, innit.
- Shut up, you dickhead!
416
00:17:45,982 --> 00:17:47,245
Leave it, yeah!
417
00:17:47,636 --> 00:17:49,508
Serious, I can expl--
418
00:17:49,638 --> 00:17:51,336
Nah, fam.
419
00:17:51,423 --> 00:17:53,251
Charlie, you know
what these dickheads tried
420
00:17:53,338 --> 00:17:55,122
to do to me, fam? CHARLIE: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
421
00:17:55,209 --> 00:17:57,168
These pussios tried
to rob me, fam.
422
00:17:57,255 --> 00:18:00,301
Nah, these dickheads tried
a roll-up on big Biz.
423
00:18:00,388 --> 00:18:01,302
Dickheads!
424
00:18:01,737 --> 00:18:04,392
Look at you now, fam.
Your fucking BTEC boxers.
425
00:18:04,479 --> 00:18:06,612
Hey, where you get them
boxershorts from, rudeboy?
426
00:18:06,742 --> 00:18:09,702
Swear it's got skid marks!
427
00:18:09,789 --> 00:18:11,269
Hop on
your legs for me, bro.
428
00:18:11,660 --> 00:18:13,227
Hey, hop, rudeboy!
Hop on ya leg,
bro. Hop!
429
00:18:13,314 --> 00:18:14,402
- Hop on your legs, fam.
Hop!
430
00:18:14,620 --> 00:18:15,969
Higher than that.
Higher than that.
431
00:18:16,187 --> 00:18:17,405
Hop!
- Higher than that, bro.
432
00:18:18,885 --> 00:18:21,017
Switch legs,
blud. Squat. Squat.
433
00:18:21,235 --> 00:18:22,758
Squat, fam,
you got chicken legs, man.
434
00:18:22,845 --> 00:18:23,933
Star jumps, cuz.
435
00:18:24,238 --> 00:18:26,110
Give me some star jumps.
Put some energy into it.
436
00:18:26,371 --> 00:18:29,156
Come on. That's not a star jump!
Hey, dutty wine for me as well.
437
00:18:29,591 --> 00:18:31,289
Hey! Dutty wine
for me as well, man.
438
00:18:31,376 --> 00:18:32,551
- Together, fam. Wine.
- What the fuck?
439
00:18:32,942 --> 00:18:35,206
Slow wine, bro,
slow wine. Lower than that.
440
00:18:35,336 --> 00:18:36,685
Do what
you're told, rudeboy.
441
00:18:36,859 --> 00:18:39,035
Lower than that,
fam. Lower than that, fam.
442
00:18:39,123 --> 00:18:45,825
That's nasty!
Look at them, man!
443
00:18:45,999 --> 00:18:47,522
Oi, Linkup TV,
you getting this, fam?
444
00:18:47,609 --> 00:18:49,568
You getting this?
Oi, do me a favor, fam,
445
00:18:49,655 --> 00:18:51,396
tell me who these
fucking dickheads are, blud.
446
00:18:51,744 --> 00:18:53,876
- Dickheads! Dickheads! Dickheads!
Dickheads!
Dickheads! Dickheads!
447
00:18:54,007 --> 00:18:56,140
- Dickheads! Dickheads!
- Dickheads!
448
00:18:56,227 --> 00:18:57,967
Trying to rob me?
You crazy, fam?
449
00:18:58,054 --> 00:18:59,752
Dickheads!
- Dickheads! Dickheads! Dickheads!
450
00:18:59,839 --> 00:19:01,319
Give some star jumps.
451
00:19:01,536 --> 00:19:03,712
Hey, these man
are waste, fam.
452
00:19:04,060 --> 00:19:05,540
I'm catching bare joke.
453
00:19:05,714 --> 00:19:07,673
- Hey, let me see, fam.
- Shut up, man.
454
00:19:07,760 --> 00:19:09,370
Dickhead.
455
00:19:09,762 --> 00:19:11,633
Listen, I'm sorry, mate!
456
00:19:11,764 --> 00:19:13,026
I'll get your money, I promise.
457
00:19:13,287 --> 00:19:15,811
I'll get your money, please,
please. Don't, don't...
458
00:19:19,989 --> 00:19:20,990
Rah...
459
00:19:21,643 --> 00:19:22,992
...my man got dashed
off the fourth floor, ya na!
460
00:19:36,658 --> 00:19:37,920
Going down.
461
00:20:00,726 --> 00:20:01,683
What'’s up?
462
00:20:05,078 --> 00:20:07,080
Said he gonna be here
- in a sec still.
Cool.
463
00:20:07,167 --> 00:20:08,560
Fam, what happened with my man?
464
00:20:08,864 --> 00:20:10,910
That dickhead tried
to short man five bills.
465
00:20:11,084 --> 00:20:12,216
Five bills, bro?
466
00:20:13,129 --> 00:20:14,696
You dashed man
off the balcony for five bills?
467
00:20:14,783 --> 00:20:16,785
Fam, I'll dash you
off the balcony for two.
468
00:20:18,047 --> 00:20:19,658
Fucking dickhead.
469
00:20:19,745 --> 00:20:22,008
This is what I'm saying, cuz,
you ain't built for this.
470
00:20:22,095 --> 00:20:23,488
Nah, what d'you mean,
bro? Man is.
471
00:20:23,575 --> 00:20:24,706
I wanted to chat to you still.
472
00:20:24,967 --> 00:20:26,317
I think we should rob
some banks.
473
00:20:27,100 --> 00:20:28,884
This ain't fucking 1990, bro.
474
00:20:29,145 --> 00:20:30,625
Nah, man's got
this app, innit, like,
475
00:20:30,756 --> 00:20:33,324
it can interfere
and turn off cameras--Shut up, man.
476
00:20:33,715 --> 00:20:35,543
Yeah, he's here, fam.
477
00:20:35,804 --> 00:20:36,805
Cool.
478
00:20:37,415 --> 00:20:38,938
Man's gotta go pattern
some business.
479
00:20:47,512 --> 00:20:49,035
My father will talk to you now.
480
00:20:49,601 --> 00:20:51,516
Shotti.
481
00:20:51,907 --> 00:20:53,039
Yeah. What
you saying, Krzysztof?
482
00:20:53,300 --> 00:20:55,650
I'm going to need
some more of your product.
483
00:20:55,955 --> 00:20:57,348
Yeah, that's cool but...
484
00:20:58,044 --> 00:20:59,437
got a different batch
this time around.
485
00:21:00,002 --> 00:21:02,135
Better quality.
486
00:21:12,014 --> 00:21:13,842
It's good.
487
00:21:13,929 --> 00:21:16,192
He's telling the truth.
488
00:21:16,280 --> 00:21:18,891
It's better than the last time.
489
00:21:18,978 --> 00:21:20,458
My daughter says it's good.
490
00:21:20,588 --> 00:21:23,635
Thing is, yeah,
this batch is 38 on a key
491
00:21:23,765 --> 00:21:25,593
and the minimum
I can bring you is three.
492
00:21:25,767 --> 00:21:26,768
That's no problem.
493
00:21:27,291 --> 00:21:29,597
So, I send someone next week
to drop and collect, yes?
494
00:21:29,684 --> 00:21:33,384
- Yeah. Next week's cool.
- My grandmother used to say
495
00:21:34,123 --> 00:21:36,256
"You should never steal
from yourself...
496
00:21:36,648 --> 00:21:40,913
or the hand that feeds you." My gran
used to say...
497
00:21:41,479 --> 00:21:44,220
"Steal from me
and I'll slap you silly."
498
00:21:46,527 --> 00:21:47,876
Think our grans
would get on, innit?
499
00:21:54,056 --> 00:21:55,536
I don't trust him.
500
00:21:55,623 --> 00:21:57,233
He's a nobody.
501
00:22:03,152 --> 00:22:05,459
- Wagwan, fam?
- Man, fuck these pricks.
502
00:22:06,199 --> 00:22:07,853
Man tryna pull up
in his front room, you know.
503
00:22:08,419 --> 00:22:09,289
Oi, listen up!
504
00:22:09,855 --> 00:22:12,510
I want everyone out here active.
505
00:22:13,249 --> 00:22:15,904
If any of the mandem see
any of my fucking opps
506
00:22:15,991 --> 00:22:17,166
the DeMarcos,
507
00:22:17,602 --> 00:22:20,474
I don't give a shit if man
is with his fucking aunt
508
00:22:20,561 --> 00:22:22,824
or fucking uncle,
you light them pricks up.
509
00:22:22,998 --> 00:22:25,044
- You hear me?
Course, man. Yeah!
510
00:22:27,786 --> 00:22:29,135
What you saying
for this Polish man?
511
00:22:29,440 --> 00:22:31,616
On the next one, bro,
man's gonna pattern that pussy.
512
00:22:32,399 --> 00:22:34,227
Show man this is my hood!
513
00:22:35,141 --> 00:22:36,795
This kebab is peng, blud.
514
00:22:37,056 --> 00:22:38,710
I love the way
the succulent beef mixes in
515
00:22:38,797 --> 00:22:39,885
with the flavorsome sauces.
516
00:22:39,972 --> 00:22:41,669
So scrumptious, cuz.
517
00:22:42,191 --> 00:22:44,542
Bruv, man's got
real life problems, G.
518
00:22:44,716 --> 00:22:46,326
What we gonna do
about the Patels?
519
00:22:46,718 --> 00:22:50,374
- Oh, yeah, the Patels.
- We're a laughingstock, man.
520
00:22:50,678 --> 00:22:52,376
That Bizzle video's
everywhere, bruv.
521
00:22:52,463 --> 00:22:55,509
I'm Just Bait, the Shadeborough,
Grime Daily, Linkup TV.
522
00:22:55,640 --> 00:22:57,598
I even emailed YouTube
to take it down.
523
00:22:57,816 --> 00:22:59,208
What? Allow that, cuz.
524
00:22:59,295 --> 00:23:01,341
Man, I kinda like
- the video still.
- What?
525
00:23:01,559 --> 00:23:02,777
Man all see
a couple comments, bro,
526
00:23:02,864 --> 00:23:03,778
saying I look buff and that.
527
00:23:04,300 --> 00:23:06,346
- I'm all getting ratings, fam.
- Bruv, it was one comment
528
00:23:06,477 --> 00:23:09,001
and it came from
someone called "Jimmy-_69."
529
00:23:09,262 --> 00:23:10,350
Jimmy, fam!
530
00:23:10,829 --> 00:23:12,700
That ain't a sexy look, G.Oi, a comment's a comment, bro,
531
00:23:12,787 --> 00:23:14,485
just 'cause you ain't getting
no comments, fam.
532
00:23:14,572 --> 00:23:15,877
Bruv, fuck a comment, bruv.
533
00:23:16,095 --> 00:23:18,576
Bruv, we're out here on stage
looking like some pussios.
534
00:23:18,663 --> 00:23:20,447
I'm out here looking
for redemption, bruv.
535
00:23:20,708 --> 00:23:23,407
Redemption. I like it.
Like Shawshank?
536
00:23:23,755 --> 00:23:26,540
You know what, yeah?
Man ain't havin' it no more.
537
00:23:27,367 --> 00:23:29,021
Man's gonna show the roads
what time it is.
538
00:23:29,282 --> 00:23:31,371
And I ain't talking
about no quarter past three.
539
00:23:31,937 --> 00:23:33,460
I'm talking about a big move.
540
00:23:34,330 --> 00:23:37,072
Riko and Kane, G.Riko and Kane,
cuz, you're right.
541
00:23:37,246 --> 00:23:39,074
I say I call my mandem
and arrange another move.
542
00:23:39,248 --> 00:23:41,816
Nah, fam. I ain't got time
for your CBBC mandem, blud.
543
00:23:42,164 --> 00:23:45,429
- This time we do something big.
- Like what though, fam?
544
00:23:45,864 --> 00:23:49,607
The move of all moves.
545
00:23:50,085 --> 00:23:52,348
Something that's gonna
finally put us on the map
546
00:23:52,436 --> 00:23:54,612
as roadman for good.
547
00:23:55,482 --> 00:23:58,224
Riko and Kane, G.Riko and Kane, G.
548
00:24:00,487 --> 00:24:03,577
You sure about this, fam?
549
00:24:05,013 --> 00:24:08,495
Told you, I'm sick and tired of
not being rated as a roadman.
550
00:24:08,626 --> 00:24:10,410
I'm on this ting,
and after today
551
00:24:10,497 --> 00:24:12,194
everyone's gonna know
about us, fam.
552
00:24:12,281 --> 00:24:13,892
I'm fully on this gun ting now.
553
00:24:14,283 --> 00:24:15,328
You sure about that?
554
00:24:15,415 --> 00:24:16,416
The other day
you was moving shook.
555
00:24:16,503 --> 00:24:17,591
You was all shaking
and that, bro.
556
00:24:17,678 --> 00:24:19,637
I told you,
it was the arthritis.
557
00:24:19,724 --> 00:24:21,160
But my doctor sorted
that out now.
558
00:24:21,595 --> 00:24:24,468
Thank God for the NHS.God bless the NHS.
559
00:24:24,685 --> 00:24:25,904
It's time for that click-clack.
560
00:24:25,991 --> 00:24:28,036
It's about to go
off in there, fam.
561
00:24:28,123 --> 00:24:30,386
- You Ready Steady Cook, yeah?
- I dunno, man.
562
00:24:30,778 --> 00:24:32,606
A bank robbery,
it's a bit hype for us, na?
563
00:24:32,693 --> 00:24:35,304
Exactly! That's where
we've been going wrong, fam.
564
00:24:35,435 --> 00:24:36,567
We need to be more hype.
565
00:24:36,958 --> 00:24:40,135
Bare roadman do bank robberies
and now, it's our time.
566
00:24:40,266 --> 00:24:43,008
- Riko and Kane, bang-bang.
Fuck it.
567
00:24:43,182 --> 00:24:46,228
- Bang-bang, let's do this, fam.
- Oi, oi, what you lot saying?
568
00:24:46,359 --> 00:24:48,361
- What the fuck, man?
- Uh, you know who man is, innit?
569
00:24:48,448 --> 00:24:50,624
- Yeah, man know who you are, fam.
- Nah, nah, it's man like Ed.
570
00:24:50,798 --> 00:24:53,801
Certified crackhead.
Crack... Ed... you get it?
571
00:24:53,888 --> 00:24:55,629
You get it? Crack-Ed...
572
00:24:55,803 --> 00:24:57,979
♪ Man beg for bread
I don't have a bed ♪
573
00:24:58,066 --> 00:24:59,154
♪ I shit on my leg... ♪
574
00:24:59,241 --> 00:25:01,026
- Just fuck off, man.
- No, no, Reeks.
575
00:25:01,113 --> 00:25:02,941
Bro, Reeks,
I saw your mum, innit?
576
00:25:03,028 --> 00:25:04,943
What? Don't talk
- about my mum, man.
No, no. No, bro.
577
00:25:05,030 --> 00:25:06,248
I saw your mum
in the showers, innit?
578
00:25:06,335 --> 00:25:08,163
- What the fuck?
- No, no, in the swimming pool.
579
00:25:08,294 --> 00:25:09,295
Leighton Leisure Lagoon.
580
00:25:09,687 --> 00:25:11,340
I go there sometimes
to wash my ball bags, yeah.
581
00:25:11,427 --> 00:25:13,386
It's only 20p. It's a bargain!
582
00:25:13,517 --> 00:25:15,693
Anyway, you see your mum, yeah.
I'm watching her wash herself.
583
00:25:15,780 --> 00:25:17,477
Yeah, no, no, I weren't looking.
I weren't looking.
584
00:25:17,695 --> 00:25:19,740
Tell a lie, I might have looked
once but respectfully.
585
00:25:19,871 --> 00:25:21,829
She's pretty,
- she's got nice legs.
- Strong legs.
586
00:25:21,916 --> 00:25:23,309
Stop talking
- about my mum!
Nah, bro.
587
00:25:23,439 --> 00:25:24,963
Nah, she's standing
by the locker, yeah.
588
00:25:25,050 --> 00:25:27,922
She's looking all sad and that,
no P, just a bikini.
589
00:25:28,009 --> 00:25:30,446
So, man like me,
I subsidized that.
590
00:25:30,577 --> 00:25:33,580
I made that transaction happen.
I gave her the pound, bro.
591
00:25:33,754 --> 00:25:34,842
She was so happy.
592
00:25:35,190 --> 00:25:37,366
She was so perky and I'm
just thinking out loud here bro,
593
00:25:37,453 --> 00:25:40,065
- I'm gonna need that pound back.
- Move man, you ginger shithead!
594
00:25:40,152 --> 00:25:41,109
What did you say?
595
00:25:41,196 --> 00:25:42,415
- All right, here we go.
- Ginger?
596
00:25:42,633 --> 00:25:43,938
You call me ginger, bruv?
597
00:25:44,156 --> 00:25:46,201
D'you know what? You man can say
whatever you want about me.
598
00:25:46,288 --> 00:25:49,074
You can say I shit in a bush,
I shit on the highroad.
599
00:25:49,465 --> 00:25:52,468
I don't wipe my bum,
but so what? Who does?
600
00:25:52,556 --> 00:25:53,992
But ginger, bruv?
It's not even ginger.
601
00:25:54,079 --> 00:25:56,472
It's more like strawberry blond.
Look, I'll show you my p--
602
00:25:56,603 --> 00:25:58,039
What are you doing?
Allow that, bro, man!
603
00:25:58,126 --> 00:25:59,214
Got like a salmon tinge.
604
00:25:59,301 --> 00:26:00,651
It's cool, you don't have
to show, man!
605
00:26:00,738 --> 00:26:02,653
Allow it! Give him
the pound, bro!
606
00:26:02,914 --> 00:26:05,003
Here, just take the pound!
- Take the pound. Fuck off, bro!
- Oh, Reeks, bro.
607
00:26:05,220 --> 00:26:08,615
Love for that, bro. I can feel
the ginger love in you, brother.
608
00:26:09,224 --> 00:26:11,444
Oi, Kane, what you saying, yeah?
You got a pound for me, brother?
609
00:26:11,531 --> 00:26:12,837
I'll sing for you,
yeah?
610
00:26:13,141 --> 00:26:15,274
♪ Your balls don't smell
Like they used to before ♪
611
00:26:15,491 --> 00:26:18,103
Chat to me and I will quarantine
your life, rudeboy!
612
00:26:18,233 --> 00:26:19,974
Big man, say no more.
613
00:26:20,061 --> 00:26:21,802
I'm not tryna get
my head licked off here, fellas.
614
00:26:21,889 --> 00:26:23,674
I feel like I've got
a lot of potential in life
615
00:26:23,761 --> 00:26:25,632
and I can see you lot
are somewhat busy
616
00:26:25,719 --> 00:26:27,765
so I'm gonna bounce
by the ounce, freaks.
617
00:26:27,852 --> 00:26:29,157
I love you, son, Kane.
618
00:26:29,244 --> 00:26:31,420
Keep doing you, brother.
I see it, I see it all.
619
00:26:31,507 --> 00:26:33,161
I see it, keep doing you,
brother. I love you fellas.
620
00:26:33,248 --> 00:26:34,162
I love you.
621
00:26:34,467 --> 00:26:35,468
♪ Man beg
For bread... ♪
622
00:26:35,555 --> 00:26:36,774
What you doing, fam?
623
00:26:36,904 --> 00:26:38,471
What you saying, man?
I just got gassed, man.
624
00:26:38,558 --> 00:26:40,212
Come, we do this, blud.
625
00:26:41,866 --> 00:26:43,868
Yeah, hold on a minute.
You got your debit card?
626
00:26:43,998 --> 00:26:45,260
What? What for?
627
00:26:45,739 --> 00:26:47,872
Parking! I ain't trying
to get no ticket.
628
00:26:48,394 --> 00:26:50,526
Blud, we're robbing a bank,
man, fuck the parking, G.
629
00:26:50,614 --> 00:26:51,963
Are you dumb?
630
00:26:52,137 --> 00:26:54,008
I ain't about
this PCN ticket life!
631
00:26:54,139 --> 00:26:55,706
That's about 65-pound
632
00:26:55,793 --> 00:26:58,143
and in the words
of Joseph Junior Adinuga,
633
00:26:58,230 --> 00:26:59,144
"That's not me."
634
00:26:59,797 --> 00:27:02,408
- Cuz, this looks mad wet, bro.
- Bruv, stop being tight, man.
635
00:27:02,495 --> 00:27:03,409
I paid for the petrol
636
00:27:03,583 --> 00:27:04,845
and the Frutellas
on the way down.
637
00:27:05,541 --> 00:27:07,543
Frutellas are badman sweet,
you get me?
638
00:27:08,283 --> 00:27:10,068
Whatever, man, I'll pay
for the parking, bro.
639
00:27:10,503 --> 00:27:13,027
- Can we do this, fam?
- My guy!
640
00:27:15,160 --> 00:27:16,465
Hello!
641
00:27:16,640 --> 00:27:19,425
♪ Can't you see the sign?
It's a double yellow line ♪
642
00:27:20,121 --> 00:27:23,255
♪ I'm sorry, sir
But you cannot park your car ♪
643
00:27:23,472 --> 00:27:26,171
♪ Try to understand
I'm just an African ♪
644
00:27:26,258 --> 00:27:29,565
♪ So, who d'you think you are?
Just move your car ♪
645
00:27:30,218 --> 00:27:32,568
Dirty Ed!
646
00:27:36,529 --> 00:27:37,878
Look at this orangutan!
647
00:27:37,965 --> 00:27:40,446
You are causing a tsunami
in London again!
648
00:27:44,972 --> 00:27:47,758
♪ I should have seen the sign
Now, I have to pay this fine ♪
649
00:27:50,848 --> 00:27:52,806
- Mummy!
Oh...
650
00:27:52,893 --> 00:27:53,894
Fuck off!
651
00:27:54,286 --> 00:27:56,636
About
"man don't rob banks".
652
00:27:56,984 --> 00:27:58,682
That's 'cause man don't know
about the true capabilities.
653
00:28:04,383 --> 00:28:05,340
See?
654
00:28:05,950 --> 00:28:07,865
Bet you didn't know I could do
that, innit, Shotti?
655
00:28:07,995 --> 00:28:11,085
That's a G out here!
656
00:28:12,957 --> 00:28:13,827
Man like Leo.
657
00:28:14,959 --> 00:28:16,743
Everyone shut the fuck up
and get on the fucking floor!
658
00:28:16,743 --> 00:28:18,310
This is what you call
a roadman special delivery
659
00:28:18,397 --> 00:28:19,441
fucking bank robbery extravaganza.
660
00:28:19,920 --> 00:28:21,400
You know what, yeah?
Everyone by the wall.
661
00:28:21,487 --> 00:28:22,793
Everyone
by the wall now.
662
00:28:22,880 --> 00:28:24,011
Did I stutter?
663
00:28:24,446 --> 00:28:26,144
I said everyone shut the fuck up
and get on your fucking knees.
664
00:28:26,231 --> 00:28:29,538
Oh, my God,
this is so eeky!
665
00:28:29,930 --> 00:28:31,889
- Please don't hurt me!
- What? Eeky?
666
00:28:31,976 --> 00:28:33,107
Shut your mouth,
you butters sket!
667
00:28:33,455 --> 00:28:35,327
I'm not here to bum you, am I?
What you screaming for, man?
668
00:28:35,414 --> 00:28:37,590
This is a fucking bank robbery,
everyone shut the fuck up
669
00:28:37,721 --> 00:28:39,157
and get on the fucking floor!
670
00:28:39,331 --> 00:28:41,159
Yeah, I got this, bro,
go hit that belly.
671
00:28:41,246 --> 00:28:43,161
That's right,
it's a bank robbery, baby!
672
00:28:43,596 --> 00:28:45,119
Give me everything you've got.
673
00:28:45,206 --> 00:28:47,818
I'm talking about pounds,
10ps, 5ps
674
00:28:47,948 --> 00:28:49,471
and even the brown pennies!
675
00:28:49,645 --> 00:28:50,908
You want the pennies?
676
00:28:51,125 --> 00:28:53,475
I'm like ASDA, baby,
every penny counts.
677
00:28:53,693 --> 00:28:57,784
Now, fill up
my two JB bags, chop-chop!
678
00:28:58,002 --> 00:29:00,482
Time waits for no one!
679
00:29:01,832 --> 00:29:04,660
Okay, yep.
Okay, all right.
680
00:29:05,270 --> 00:29:06,924
All right, so darling,
what you're gonna do is...
681
00:29:07,141 --> 00:29:08,099
How do, um...
682
00:29:08,621 --> 00:29:10,623
- How do I put this through, man?
- Slide it through, innit?
683
00:29:10,754 --> 00:29:12,538
I am trying to slide it
- through, darling.
- Push, push and slide.
684
00:29:12,625 --> 00:29:13,974
- Huh?
- Slide it.
685
00:29:14,192 --> 00:29:16,281
What d'you, I'm--
- I'm-- I'm doing it.
- Push and slide.
686
00:29:16,368 --> 00:29:17,543
Like this?
Push and slide.
687
00:29:17,630 --> 00:29:18,805
Oh. Push
and slide. Uh-oh...
688
00:29:19,110 --> 00:29:21,677
Okay, yeah. Take the second one,
thank you very much.
689
00:29:21,765 --> 00:29:24,419
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
690
00:29:24,855 --> 00:29:28,467
I swear I know your voice
- from somewhere.
- What? You better hush your gums.
691
00:29:28,597 --> 00:29:31,165
You don't know me, bruv!
I swear to God...
692
00:29:31,339 --> 00:29:32,471
I will shoot you!
693
00:29:32,645 --> 00:29:35,735
I will put a bullet
in your brains, fam!
694
00:29:35,866 --> 00:29:38,607
I know you're not talking
to me like that!
695
00:29:38,738 --> 00:29:41,872
That's it. Everyone over here
like one big happy family.
696
00:29:42,089 --> 00:29:44,439
Are you deaf, cuz?
I said get down on the floor.
697
00:29:44,526 --> 00:29:45,658
Do your ting, innit.
698
00:29:46,180 --> 00:29:47,616
But man ain't getting
on no floor.
699
00:29:47,921 --> 00:29:49,793
Fam, man ain't asking like
to say if man wanted
700
00:29:49,880 --> 00:29:52,056
a cup of tea or something,
man is giving orders, fam.
701
00:29:52,143 --> 00:29:53,753
Like I'm a madman,
cuz, it's official.
702
00:29:53,840 --> 00:29:55,711
Read about me.
I will leng it down in here.
703
00:29:55,973 --> 00:29:57,365
Please don't "leng"
anything down!
704
00:29:57,931 --> 00:30:00,064
Fuck me, how much longer's
this gonna take?
705
00:30:00,151 --> 00:30:01,761
I got a 48 bus to catch!
706
00:30:01,848 --> 00:30:04,720
This is just spectacular.
Proper spectacular robbery, cuz.
707
00:30:04,808 --> 00:30:06,810
Everyone shut your mouth,
I swear down, man!
708
00:30:06,940 --> 00:30:09,638
Nah, I swear I recognize your
little whiney street rat voice
709
00:30:09,725 --> 00:30:12,293
from somewhere.[IN DEEPER VOICE] I told you,
you don't know me, man.
710
00:30:12,467 --> 00:30:13,468
I don't think
you're getting this.
711
00:30:13,599 --> 00:30:16,515
I'm a roadman
for life. Click-clack!
712
00:30:16,602 --> 00:30:18,082
Hold on a minute, fam.[IN NORMAL VOICE] What?
713
00:30:18,256 --> 00:30:19,300
Am I going mad?
714
00:30:19,648 --> 00:30:21,128
Why have you got two guns
and man's only got one?
715
00:30:21,650 --> 00:30:23,348
You really doing this
- right now, fam?
Yes, I'm doing
this right now.
716
00:30:23,478 --> 00:30:25,611
What gives you the right to have
two guns and man's only got one?
717
00:30:25,741 --> 00:30:27,656
I couldn't get you two, innit.
I could only get three so--
718
00:30:27,743 --> 00:30:29,484
So, why d'you get two then?
I wanted two.
719
00:30:29,571 --> 00:30:30,790
I'm the one holding
the hostages, fam.
720
00:30:30,877 --> 00:30:32,009
Why d'you get two and I didn't?
721
00:30:32,096 --> 00:30:33,880
- Why fam, why?
- Riko, you're bugging out, G.
722
00:30:33,967 --> 00:30:35,403
Oh, my gosh, you just said
my name, fam.
723
00:30:35,534 --> 00:30:36,752
What? No I didn't!
724
00:30:36,883 --> 00:30:38,319
Yes, you did, you just said
my name "Riko".
725
00:30:38,406 --> 00:30:39,755
Why would you say
your own name for?
726
00:30:39,843 --> 00:30:41,496
I only said my name
'cause you said my name first.
727
00:30:41,583 --> 00:30:43,020
What are you, some kind of
snitch or something?
728
00:30:43,107 --> 00:30:44,412
Sounds like a snitch
to me, mate!
729
00:30:44,499 --> 00:30:45,761
I'm not a snitch!
730
00:30:45,849 --> 00:30:47,894
- And I didn't say your name, fam.
- You did, innit?
731
00:30:48,068 --> 00:30:48,939
Innit? He said my name.
732
00:30:49,156 --> 00:30:52,856
- Question! Is this a joke?
- Oh, my days!
733
00:30:52,986 --> 00:30:57,164
Shut the fuck up
and count my money, bitch!
734
00:30:57,686 --> 00:30:59,514
If I said your name,
it was an accident.
735
00:30:59,601 --> 00:31:01,299
- I'm sorry, all right?
- All right, cool, bro.
736
00:31:01,386 --> 00:31:03,562
What if I say
- your name then, cuz?
- Why would you do that for?
737
00:31:03,649 --> 00:31:05,085
'Cause it might be
an accident, innit?
738
00:31:05,259 --> 00:31:08,262
- This is some fucking joke ting.
- Kane Patrick Armand Ketende!
739
00:31:08,349 --> 00:31:09,263
What the fuck?
740
00:31:09,437 --> 00:31:10,786
Why would you say
my full name for?
741
00:31:11,004 --> 00:31:12,223
I'm sorry, bro,
it was an accident, innit?
742
00:31:12,397 --> 00:31:14,312
Oh, okay, okay,
you wanna play games, yeah?
743
00:31:14,399 --> 00:31:16,444
All right. Check this.
744
00:31:16,662 --> 00:31:19,143
- Richard Oshlam Byaseff Bulouck.
- Oh, my God, fam.
745
00:31:19,273 --> 00:31:20,927
Don't call me Richard,
cuz! I told you.
746
00:31:21,014 --> 00:31:22,537
You know I don't like
when people call me Richard!
747
00:31:22,624 --> 00:31:24,148
- What you gonna do 'bout it?
- What you gonna do 'bout it?
748
00:31:24,235 --> 00:31:25,801
- I could do a lot.
- I could do a lot too.
749
00:31:25,889 --> 00:31:27,064
- Set pace then.
- I'm setting pace, fam.
750
00:31:27,151 --> 00:31:29,370
Oh, my days!
751
00:31:29,936 --> 00:31:31,590
- You baited up your face, fam.
- What?
752
00:31:31,895 --> 00:31:33,940
- You ain't wearing your bally.
- You ain't wearing
your bally either, man.
753
00:31:34,071 --> 00:31:36,290
This is all your fault!
Stop repeating me, man!
754
00:31:36,377 --> 00:31:39,467
Just shut up, man!
- Rah! Riko and Kane?
755
00:31:39,598 --> 00:31:42,427
You two clowns,
course it is!
756
00:31:42,557 --> 00:31:44,995
Who else would rob a bank
like this, but Riko and Kane?
757
00:31:45,125 --> 00:31:47,127
Idiots!
758
00:31:47,432 --> 00:31:49,260
- Look what you done!
- Look what I done? You mean,
look what you done!
759
00:31:49,347 --> 00:31:51,044
You started this by saying
my name first, fam.
760
00:31:51,175 --> 00:31:53,481
Richard Oshlam Byaseff Bulouck.
761
00:31:53,655 --> 00:31:56,528
Such a good boy,
always so polite and friendly.
762
00:31:56,658 --> 00:31:58,008
What's happened to you?
763
00:31:58,225 --> 00:32:01,359
He's that fucking weirdo
that got himself sectioned.
764
00:32:01,446 --> 00:32:02,795
Oh, yeah, I read about that.
765
00:32:03,056 --> 00:32:04,971
It's bipolar, all right?
And that's why I'm doing this.
766
00:32:05,058 --> 00:32:07,234
To show everyone
with mental health problems
767
00:32:07,321 --> 00:32:08,757
that you can do anything
you put your mind to.
768
00:32:09,062 --> 00:32:11,238
Even a bank robbery.
Believe and achieve.
769
00:32:11,325 --> 00:32:12,457
You can do anything.
770
00:32:12,587 --> 00:32:15,634
Believe and achieve.
That's sick.
771
00:32:15,808 --> 00:32:20,987
I mean, it is very inspiring.
772
00:32:23,424 --> 00:32:25,687
You man need
to hurry the fuck up.
773
00:32:26,514 --> 00:32:28,777
- Man has got places to go.
- I know!
774
00:32:28,864 --> 00:32:30,866
I'm supposed to be sitting
on face in half an hour still.
775
00:32:31,563 --> 00:32:32,477
Absolutely!
776
00:32:32,564 --> 00:32:33,739
How long is this going to take?
777
00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:36,568
I've left my bicycle out there
and it's not even locked.
778
00:32:36,655 --> 00:32:38,439
I wouldn't leave my bike
unlocked around here, mate.
779
00:32:38,657 --> 00:32:39,571
Lot of criminals about.
780
00:32:39,919 --> 00:32:41,790
I don't see criminals out here.
781
00:32:41,877 --> 00:32:43,792
I see young people
with no prospects,
782
00:32:43,879 --> 00:32:46,970
no future and no hope.
It's not very surprising
783
00:32:47,187 --> 00:32:48,797
after ten years
of a Tory government.
784
00:32:48,884 --> 00:32:51,191
What the fuck is this, man?
Everyone shut your mouth!
785
00:32:51,365 --> 00:32:53,324
This is a fucking bank robbery.
Do you understand?
786
00:32:53,411 --> 00:32:54,716
I will start murking people
out here.
787
00:32:55,500 --> 00:32:56,718
Allow it, wasteman.
788
00:32:56,892 --> 00:32:58,764
On a real, I ain't got time
for this shit.
789
00:32:59,199 --> 00:33:01,245
You man are a fucking joke.
790
00:33:01,375 --> 00:33:03,595
- You ain't going nowhere, cuz.
- What, you gonna shoot me, yeah?
791
00:33:04,552 --> 00:33:06,946
Do you even know
who I am, fam?
792
00:33:07,033 --> 00:33:09,209
I don't give a shit if
you was fucking Hercules, fam.
793
00:33:09,296 --> 00:33:10,863
You need to be waiting
over there, cuz.
794
00:33:10,950 --> 00:33:12,865
Shh, shh, fam,
you need to calm yourself
795
00:33:13,518 --> 00:33:15,737
before I punch you
through that fucking wall.
796
00:33:15,868 --> 00:33:18,044
Oh, my gosh, do you not see
what man is holding, fam?
797
00:33:18,131 --> 00:33:19,350
I don't give a shit
what you're holding,
798
00:33:19,437 --> 00:33:20,655
you dumb fuck.
799
00:33:20,873 --> 00:33:22,396
Trust me, you don't want it
with me.
800
00:33:22,570 --> 00:33:23,702
Listen, I'm gonna
have to ask you
801
00:33:23,789 --> 00:33:24,964
to sit over there,
you know, fam.
802
00:33:25,660 --> 00:33:27,271
I fucking warned you.
803
00:33:27,401 --> 00:33:30,013
- What the fuck?
- What the fuck is wrong with you?
Shoot the brother!
804
00:33:30,100 --> 00:33:31,449
Listen, I'll shoot you
you know, fam.
805
00:33:31,579 --> 00:33:33,364
I swear I'll shoot you, cuz.
806
00:33:37,498 --> 00:33:39,196
Blud, you're lucky
you're holding that strap.
807
00:33:39,892 --> 00:33:41,502
But just remember,
I've seen your face and them.
808
00:33:44,201 --> 00:33:45,680
You fucked up, bruv.
809
00:33:46,725 --> 00:33:48,553
I will come back
and I will catch you
810
00:33:48,727 --> 00:33:50,511
and your whole fucking family.
811
00:33:52,035 --> 00:33:53,427
- Now, ask about me.
- What?
812
00:33:53,514 --> 00:33:55,386
Are you mad? I don't give
a shit who you are.
813
00:33:55,777 --> 00:33:59,259
All I'm saying is...
keep pointing that gun at me
814
00:33:59,651 --> 00:34:02,697
and I will shove it up
your fucking batty crease!
815
00:34:02,784 --> 00:34:05,178
What? Ain't no one shoving
nothing up my bumbum-hole, cuz.
816
00:34:05,265 --> 00:34:06,745
I'll smash your head
through that fucking window.
817
00:34:07,006 --> 00:34:09,356
- You should allow it, fam.
- Fuck that! Man's a badman
out here, G.
818
00:34:09,443 --> 00:34:11,532
Yeah? Think you're
a badman, yeah?
819
00:34:11,924 --> 00:34:12,881
Go on then, shoot me.
820
00:34:13,143 --> 00:34:14,622
Listen, they don't call me
"Bipolar Boy"
821
00:34:14,709 --> 00:34:16,929
for nothing, you know.
I'm a fuckin' madman, G!
822
00:34:17,016 --> 00:34:19,236
Now, sit the fuck down before
I disable your legs, cuzzy!
823
00:34:19,323 --> 00:34:22,065
Yeah? Is that right, yeah?
Fucking shoot me then!
824
00:34:22,152 --> 00:34:23,457
Shoot the pagan! Pap-pap!
825
00:34:23,631 --> 00:34:24,980
- Goldeneye ting!
- Seriously, you should
allow it, fam.
826
00:34:25,155 --> 00:34:26,678
- I'll shoot you, cuz.
- Fucking shoot me!
827
00:34:26,808 --> 00:34:28,114
What do I do, fam? What do I do?
828
00:34:28,201 --> 00:34:29,855
- Shoot him!
- I'll shoot you, fam.
829
00:34:29,942 --> 00:34:31,117
Fucking shoot me!
Riko, shoot!
830
00:34:31,465 --> 00:34:33,859
Come on! Do it!
Fucking shoot me!
Shoot him.
831
00:34:40,822 --> 00:34:44,043
Yo, fam, are you all right?
I-- I was just joking, man.
832
00:34:44,130 --> 00:34:45,436
The-- The gun ain't
even loaded, cuz.
833
00:34:45,827 --> 00:34:48,526
What the fuck did you do, fam?
You fucking killed him.
834
00:34:48,656 --> 00:34:51,268
Nah, man. We were just chatting
and I-- I dunno what--
835
00:34:51,355 --> 00:34:52,660
I think he's just having
a nap or something.
836
00:34:53,792 --> 00:34:55,402
He looks dead to me, cuz.
837
00:34:55,533 --> 00:34:58,971
Um... So, that's attempted
armed robbery and murder,
838
00:34:59,189 --> 00:35:01,060
so just so you know
you're looking at 30 years plus,
839
00:35:01,147 --> 00:35:02,801
for the both of you,
so...
840
00:35:02,888 --> 00:35:05,499
- Now wait, hold on.
- Fam, you know
who that is, innit?
841
00:35:06,065 --> 00:35:07,806
That's Leo DeMarco
from Skengville, fam.
842
00:35:08,981 --> 00:35:10,417
I can't believe
you just duppied him like that.
843
00:35:10,939 --> 00:35:12,419
You're fucking sick, fam.
844
00:35:13,072 --> 00:35:16,075
Wait, what? That's Leo DeMarco? Yeah, cuz.
845
00:35:16,336 --> 00:35:18,904
You're on that madman smoke,
innit? No long ting.
846
00:35:19,034 --> 00:35:20,819
Man just run up in there
backed off the bally,
847
00:35:20,906 --> 00:35:22,560
robbed the dance!
Killed off Leo!
848
00:35:22,864 --> 00:35:24,866
You're on some
fucking Rambo shit, G!
849
00:35:24,997 --> 00:35:27,391
Nah, you're fucking nang!
What was your man's names again?
850
00:35:27,826 --> 00:35:30,394
Riko and Kane, G.What the fuck, man?
851
00:35:30,481 --> 00:35:32,526
- Stop telling everyone our names!
- Nah, man's cool, G.
852
00:35:32,657 --> 00:35:34,485
Man does fulltime road too.
I was actually gonna rob
853
00:35:34,702 --> 00:35:35,877
this place as well,
but you know.
854
00:35:36,051 --> 00:35:38,097
Bruv, this ain't no fucking
meet and greet, G.
855
00:35:38,184 --> 00:35:39,751
All right, listen.
Come, we kick man.
856
00:35:39,838 --> 00:35:41,666
Boydem are gonna be here
any minute. We need to go.
857
00:35:43,711 --> 00:35:45,887
Wait, after all that you lot
don't even want the money now?
858
00:35:47,454 --> 00:35:49,935
Riko and Kane.
859
00:35:51,023 --> 00:35:52,024
Gang, gang.
860
00:35:53,678 --> 00:35:55,114
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
861
00:35:55,680 --> 00:35:58,291
Ian, Bill.
862
00:35:58,509 --> 00:36:02,034
Excuse me...
can you not do that?
863
00:36:02,817 --> 00:36:04,167
You need a hand with that, love?
864
00:36:05,298 --> 00:36:08,562
Fucking tosser.
865
00:36:08,823 --> 00:36:11,304
Think she needs a big,
wide one up her arse.
866
00:36:11,478 --> 00:36:12,697
Lighten her load a little.
867
00:36:13,480 --> 00:36:15,221
Do you see
who that dark fella was?
868
00:36:15,569 --> 00:36:17,528
Ian... Bill.
869
00:36:17,615 --> 00:36:20,661
Willy Wanker William!
870
00:36:20,792 --> 00:36:23,055
- Oi-oi!
- It's just William, okay?
871
00:36:23,316 --> 00:36:25,971
No "Willy," no "Wanker,"
just William.
872
00:36:26,101 --> 00:36:28,321
Okay, "No Willy William."
873
00:36:28,843 --> 00:36:31,585
I'll make another complaint,
you know. I will. I will do it!
874
00:36:31,716 --> 00:36:33,152
All right, ackee breath!
875
00:36:33,848 --> 00:36:36,416
Very sensitive,
you lot, ain't ya? Eh?
876
00:36:36,851 --> 00:36:39,680
Always complaining
about something.
877
00:36:39,767 --> 00:36:41,682
Ian, I'm gonna go inside
and do the camera checks.
878
00:36:41,856 --> 00:36:44,076
No need, Bill.
I checked them already.
879
00:36:44,294 --> 00:36:46,034
They went down at 12:42.
880
00:36:46,165 --> 00:36:47,688
They're still struggling
to get them back on.
881
00:36:48,123 --> 00:36:50,125
An outside interference,
it seems.
882
00:36:50,387 --> 00:36:51,997
I must go now.
883
00:36:52,693 --> 00:36:53,912
There are crimes taking place
884
00:36:53,999 --> 00:36:56,088
and as always,
I must solve them.
885
00:36:56,523 --> 00:36:58,830
Excuse me, thank you.
886
00:37:02,921 --> 00:37:05,053
I smell fishy fanny here, Billy.
887
00:37:05,184 --> 00:37:06,141
What, mate?
888
00:37:06,359 --> 00:37:08,187
I may not be an expert
on these things
889
00:37:08,274 --> 00:37:10,537
but I bet my left arse cheek
890
00:37:10,624 --> 00:37:12,452
on this having something
to do with Shotti!
891
00:37:12,626 --> 00:37:15,238
I'm telling ya, mate,
if we want to start winning
892
00:37:15,586 --> 00:37:18,980
all we've gotta do is catch
the pricks who did this.
893
00:37:19,067 --> 00:37:21,983
If we solve this,
they've gotta start giving us
894
00:37:22,070 --> 00:37:24,377
guns or at least
some new tasers.
895
00:37:30,383 --> 00:37:33,125
Do you think feds
are gonna catch man, fam?
896
00:37:33,256 --> 00:37:35,867
I don't wanna go jail.
I can't go jail.
897
00:37:36,302 --> 00:37:39,523
Thirty-five years, nah, man.
Man's all small and all that.
898
00:37:39,610 --> 00:37:41,089
It'll be peak for me
in the showers, bro.
899
00:37:41,176 --> 00:37:42,700
- I'll get raped.
- Probably, fam.
900
00:37:43,091 --> 00:37:44,919
But it's cool.
You're a roadman, innit?
901
00:37:45,572 --> 00:37:46,834
Top gully badman, you get me?
902
00:37:47,226 --> 00:37:49,228
All roadmen have
to go prison sometime, fam.
903
00:37:49,489 --> 00:37:52,971
Tupac, 50 Cent,
Giggs, Nelson Mandela.
904
00:37:53,058 --> 00:37:55,278
It'll make you more certi
on the roads, ya get me?
905
00:37:58,803 --> 00:38:00,761
Where the bumbaclartings
are you fuckboys, huh?
906
00:38:00,848 --> 00:38:03,416
You bloody fuck-fucks!
Don't fuck me, I fuck you!
907
00:38:03,895 --> 00:38:06,724
Oh, this is peak, man.
Man ain't got no P.
908
00:38:06,854 --> 00:38:08,247
We got Bombay Patel
on our backs.
909
00:38:08,334 --> 00:38:10,423
The robbery went wrong.
Man all killed Leo by accident.
910
00:38:10,510 --> 00:38:12,991
Man's looking at jail.
I feel to cry, fam. Real talk.
911
00:38:13,948 --> 00:38:15,385
I should've worn
my woolly hat, innit?
912
00:38:15,689 --> 00:38:18,039
- It's kinda cold.
- Yeah, I guess so.
913
00:38:25,351 --> 00:38:27,919
♪ Guns and pork
Guns and pork, listen ♪
914
00:38:28,093 --> 00:38:30,574
♪ Guns and pork
Guns and pork, hard ♪
915
00:38:30,835 --> 00:38:33,446
♪ Guns and pork
Guns and pork, listen ♪
916
00:38:33,577 --> 00:38:36,188
♪ Guns and pork
Guns and pork, hard ♪
917
00:38:36,275 --> 00:38:37,972
Hey, come on!
918
00:38:38,321 --> 00:38:39,713
- Come on.
- Run that, run that.
919
00:38:39,931 --> 00:38:42,237
Growing pains,
- you'll be all right.
- The circle of life and that.
920
00:38:42,368 --> 00:38:43,848
- But you're nearly 40!
Oi, shut up!
921
00:38:46,503 --> 00:38:47,895
What you man saying?
What you man telling me?
922
00:38:47,982 --> 00:38:51,551
Oh, shit! Oh, shit!
923
00:38:51,769 --> 00:38:53,336
I beg you don't rob
my creps again, fam.
924
00:38:53,423 --> 00:38:56,034
Nah, it's cool, man. Man heard
about what you man done still.
925
00:38:56,121 --> 00:38:58,036
Ah, no, that video on Linkup,
that was just a little joke ting
926
00:38:58,123 --> 00:38:59,037
that we tried out, innit?
927
00:38:59,559 --> 00:39:01,169
Nah, man's talking about
you man murking Leo, fam.
928
00:39:01,256 --> 00:39:02,606
No, that was just an acc--What you saying?
929
00:39:02,736 --> 00:39:04,564
- You man not on this ting, yeah?
- It weren't even like that.
930
00:39:04,651 --> 00:39:05,870
You know what man
are calling you on the roads?
931
00:39:06,044 --> 00:39:07,828
Man are calling you
Rambo Riko, fam.
932
00:39:08,394 --> 00:39:10,265
- Rambo Riko?
- How did you do it, G?
933
00:39:10,353 --> 00:39:11,963
Big man, I'm hearing
my man can't die, fam.
934
00:39:12,093 --> 00:39:14,748
I'm hearing 28 lives, some
black magic obia settings, fam.
935
00:39:15,096 --> 00:39:16,446
On the real, fam,
how'd you kill him?
936
00:39:16,533 --> 00:39:17,751
See, that's the thing,
we didn't actually--
937
00:39:18,012 --> 00:39:20,624
What my boy's trying to say
is of course we murked him, fam.
938
00:39:20,754 --> 00:39:24,845
Fuck a obia ting, fam.
I am Mr. Obia. Mr. Black Magic.
939
00:39:24,932 --> 00:39:26,978
I done anyone's dance,
you get me?
940
00:39:27,413 --> 00:39:30,155
Hold on, you didn't even do--All right, easy, easy, easy.
941
00:39:30,242 --> 00:39:31,678
Man don't talk too much.
You get me?
942
00:39:31,765 --> 00:39:32,853
Oi! You the man?
943
00:39:33,245 --> 00:39:36,117
All right, run that photo.
Your phone. Let's go, let's go!
944
00:39:36,248 --> 00:39:37,467
All right, line up, line up!
945
00:39:37,554 --> 00:39:38,816
There you go,
let me get the limelight,
946
00:39:38,903 --> 00:39:40,295
let me get the main ting,
there we go.
947
00:39:40,383 --> 00:39:42,167
- You man in the shot, yeah?
- You man in the shot, yeah?
948
00:39:42,254 --> 00:39:43,342
Nice, nice, nice.
949
00:39:43,429 --> 00:39:44,822
Aye, on three, "Riko," fam.
950
00:39:45,475 --> 00:39:47,041
- Riko!
Rams!
951
00:39:47,172 --> 00:39:48,260
Riko!
952
00:39:48,347 --> 00:39:49,392
Let me see that, fam.
953
00:39:50,131 --> 00:39:52,569
Oh, my God, yeah, this is hard.
954
00:39:52,917 --> 00:39:54,135
Hey, what price plan you
on, fam?
955
00:39:54,614 --> 00:39:56,834
All right, listen!
You man roll safe, you know.
956
00:39:57,138 --> 00:39:59,140
Man hear Leo's brother's looking
for you man still.
957
00:39:59,314 --> 00:40:02,013
- What?
- Yeah, boy, when he finds out
he's gonna go mental.
958
00:40:02,143 --> 00:40:03,188
His brother's a fruitcake.
959
00:40:04,842 --> 00:40:06,234
Who's Leo's brother though, fam?
960
00:40:07,801 --> 00:40:08,933
Who's on the greeze?
961
00:40:09,281 --> 00:40:10,761
- Tyreese.
Tyreese
962
00:40:10,891 --> 00:40:12,676
Who's got da Ps?
963
00:40:12,763 --> 00:40:14,373
Tyreese.
964
00:40:14,895 --> 00:40:15,853
Grape!
965
00:40:19,596 --> 00:40:22,425
Zoop-zoop, 2-1, fam.
In your face, cuz!
966
00:40:23,774 --> 00:40:24,905
In your face, fam!
967
00:40:25,166 --> 00:40:27,604
Man was just distracted, innit?
About zoop-zoop!
968
00:40:27,821 --> 00:40:30,215
Give me the fucking control pad,
rudeboy.
969
00:40:31,651 --> 00:40:34,001
See that goal?
970
00:40:34,132 --> 00:40:36,308
Standard procedures.
Next hype, two all!
971
00:40:36,526 --> 00:40:39,398
What you saying now, huh?
Exactly! You fucking speng!
972
00:40:39,529 --> 00:40:42,009
- This is my game, G. My game.
- You all right, Tamara?
973
00:40:42,140 --> 00:40:43,141
Yeah, I'm cool.
974
00:40:43,707 --> 00:40:45,491
Don't be talking to no boys,
lickle sketbag donkey head.
975
00:40:45,578 --> 00:40:47,058
Fucking mongoose!
976
00:40:47,319 --> 00:40:48,886
Oi, why the fuck
you asking my sister
977
00:40:48,973 --> 00:40:51,584
if she's all right for, fam?
You trying to move to her, blud?
978
00:40:51,671 --> 00:40:52,890
- No.
- You trying to press her
out, blud?
979
00:40:53,281 --> 00:40:55,066
Trying to chirps her up, cuz?
Is that what you trying to do?
980
00:40:55,196 --> 00:40:57,242
You must want man to confiscate
your legs, rudeboy.
981
00:40:57,372 --> 00:40:59,026
Sorry, T-man, didn't mean
no disrespect, fam.
982
00:40:59,113 --> 00:41:00,811
I was just... Damn fucking right.
983
00:41:00,898 --> 00:41:03,030
Standard procedures
about, "Are you all right?"
984
00:41:03,117 --> 00:41:05,337
What, you wanna end up
like my guy, with a black eye?
985
00:41:05,511 --> 00:41:08,383
Rah, that all rhymes and that.
Man's so intelligent out here.
986
00:41:08,558 --> 00:41:09,559
How do I do this?
987
00:41:09,689 --> 00:41:10,951
Anyway, fuck about again,
988
00:41:11,169 --> 00:41:13,040
you get a straight Chinese burn
to the throat.
989
00:41:13,171 --> 00:41:14,825
Rah, you're such a weirdo.
990
00:41:14,955 --> 00:41:16,130
Your mum's a fucking weirdo
991
00:41:16,304 --> 00:41:18,045
and blatantly sucks dick
at the back of the 253 bus.
992
00:41:18,132 --> 00:41:20,657
So, go suck
your mum, you butters sket!
993
00:41:20,787 --> 00:41:23,137
That's your sister, bro,
that's your mum too.
994
00:41:23,355 --> 00:41:26,706
Step-sister, dickhead!
I don't care. I don't care, fam.
995
00:41:26,793 --> 00:41:29,404
I don't care about anyone.
That's how naughty-waughty I am.
996
00:41:29,840 --> 00:41:33,234
Yo, T... You got a sec?
Man needs to chat to you still.
997
00:41:33,365 --> 00:41:36,150
It's about your brother, fam.
998
00:41:37,021 --> 00:41:39,414
- Something's happened.
- What you talking about, blud?
999
00:41:40,328 --> 00:41:41,982
What you mean
something's happened?
1000
00:41:43,114 --> 00:41:46,247
Fam! What the fuck happened?
1001
00:41:46,857 --> 00:41:47,988
You'’re making man
get butterflies
1002
00:41:48,075 --> 00:41:49,033
in my belly-tummy, man.
1003
00:41:49,207 --> 00:41:50,948
Man's hearing
he's in hospital, blud.
1004
00:41:52,036 --> 00:41:53,341
I think someone run up
on him, fam.
1005
00:41:53,777 --> 00:41:56,519
Word on the road is
some brother called Riko did it.
1006
00:41:57,389 --> 00:41:58,695
Wiko?
1007
00:41:59,739 --> 00:42:02,350
Who the fuck
is fucking Wiko? Oi, Jay.
1008
00:42:02,612 --> 00:42:04,527
Does he roll with Shotti?
Is he one of Shotti's boys?
1009
00:42:05,005 --> 00:42:08,052
- I-- I dunno, bro.
- Try move to my brother, yeah?
1010
00:42:08,705 --> 00:42:11,446
My bloodline!
My brother, you know.
1011
00:42:15,799 --> 00:42:16,974
Rah, what happened?
1012
00:42:17,104 --> 00:42:18,497
Slapanory Time!
1013
00:42:18,584 --> 00:42:19,629
Shut your gums, rudeboy!
1014
00:42:19,716 --> 00:42:20,978
Man's speaking out here.
1015
00:42:21,065 --> 00:42:22,762
Don't insult
man's superior intellect.
1016
00:42:22,893 --> 00:42:25,591
As a sideman, you only speak
when you're spoken to.
1017
00:42:25,678 --> 00:42:27,593
You fucking coleslaw-face.
1018
00:42:27,724 --> 00:42:30,683
Man's gonna fuck
this Wiko yute inside out.
1019
00:42:31,292 --> 00:42:33,643
Wiko and his family
and his mandem.
1020
00:42:33,730 --> 00:42:35,645
Man's gonna fuck
his fucking neighbors, blud.
1021
00:42:35,732 --> 00:42:37,385
Try touch my boy, you know?
1022
00:42:37,690 --> 00:42:40,954
This Wiko pussy boy
must think he's Captain Planet.
1023
00:42:41,041 --> 00:42:43,087
Well, he's not.
I'm Captain Planet.
1024
00:42:43,304 --> 00:42:46,220
♪ Captain Planet, he's a hero ♪
1025
00:42:46,612 --> 00:42:48,658
♪ He's gonna take pollution
Down to zero ♪
1026
00:42:48,745 --> 00:42:50,747
And you know what? I know say
it's got something to do
1027
00:42:50,834 --> 00:42:53,271
with that pussio, Shotti.
Fucking dickhead!
1028
00:42:53,445 --> 00:42:54,838
About touch my bro.
1029
00:42:55,055 --> 00:42:57,710
Right, I want all you mans
to hit the woads
1030
00:42:57,797 --> 00:42:59,059
and find this Wiko yute.
1031
00:42:59,364 --> 00:43:01,671
I wanna know where he resides,
where he sleeps,
1032
00:43:01,758 --> 00:43:02,889
where he buys his weed.
1033
00:43:03,063 --> 00:43:05,152
What color socks he wears,
what size they are.
1034
00:43:05,370 --> 00:43:08,155
I wanna know everything!
Every thing!
1035
00:43:08,547 --> 00:43:13,334
This is big fucking wars
on the woadside, fam!
1036
00:43:13,465 --> 00:43:14,901
I'm sure his brother
will understand though
1037
00:43:14,988 --> 00:43:17,469
- it was an accident, right?
- Bruv, fuck all of that, man.
1038
00:43:17,643 --> 00:43:19,471
The roads think
we killed Leo, bro.
1039
00:43:19,602 --> 00:43:21,473
Man's got to run
with that narrative, bruv.
1040
00:43:21,865 --> 00:43:24,128
Man's been waiting
for this moment my whole life.
1041
00:43:24,519 --> 00:43:27,044
It's like we've finally
been verified as bad boys, cuz.
1042
00:43:27,435 --> 00:43:29,742
You can't fuck this up, man.
I'm begging you, bruv.
1043
00:43:30,177 --> 00:43:31,439
You gotta be more gassed.
1044
00:43:31,701 --> 00:43:33,833
You're a killer now.
He-Man ting.
1045
00:43:34,312 --> 00:43:39,186
By the power of Grayskull,
you are "Murder Man Reeks."
1046
00:43:39,360 --> 00:43:41,841
"Murder Man Reeks"?
I fucking like it, fam.
1047
00:43:41,928 --> 00:43:44,061
It gets my bipolar popping,
cuz, I can't even lie.
1048
00:43:44,191 --> 00:43:46,629
What about Rambo Riko?
My guy was saying it earlier.
1049
00:43:46,803 --> 00:43:48,326
'Cause I do think of myself
a bit, you know,
1050
00:43:48,413 --> 00:43:49,501
a bit Ramboish, cuz.
1051
00:43:49,588 --> 00:43:50,981
I like that!
1052
00:43:51,111 --> 00:43:52,156
I like that.
1053
00:43:52,330 --> 00:43:53,897
Rambo Riko!
Rambo Riko, whoa!
1054
00:43:53,984 --> 00:43:55,376
Rambo Riko up in here!
1055
00:43:55,463 --> 00:43:56,682
You man Riko
and Kane, yeah?
1056
00:43:56,900 --> 00:43:59,424
Yeah, that's right, bro.
1057
00:43:59,772 --> 00:44:00,860
Riko and Kane.
1058
00:44:01,034 --> 00:44:02,601
- That's Riko.
- That's Kane.
1059
00:44:02,862 --> 00:44:04,037
Riko and Kane.
1060
00:44:04,385 --> 00:44:06,518
Get in the car, fam.
Shotti wants to see you.
1061
00:44:08,346 --> 00:44:09,260
Shotti?
1062
00:44:13,133 --> 00:44:16,223
♪ Man don't talk, man rob
Run up in the trap like boss ♪
1063
00:44:16,310 --> 00:44:17,747
♪ Weh di money
Deh food affi nyam ♪
1064
00:44:18,051 --> 00:44:19,574
♪ Yuh, tek weh
Yuh arm pon deh 'chete ♪
1065
00:44:19,662 --> 00:44:21,098
♪ Before it get chop ♪
1066
00:44:21,794 --> 00:44:23,666
♪ Bumbaclat ya a eediat
Ya a eediat ♪
1067
00:44:23,883 --> 00:44:27,452
♪ Don't bother try run, yuh
Man don't talk, man rob ♪
1068
00:44:28,409 --> 00:44:30,803
♪ Run up in the trap like boss
Weh di money deh food... ♪
1069
00:44:31,543 --> 00:44:33,197
So, you man are Riko
and Kane, yeah?
1070
00:44:33,371 --> 00:44:35,765
- Yeah, bro. Riko and Kane.
- Riko and Kane.
1071
00:44:36,200 --> 00:44:37,680
That's Riko.
- That's Kane.
1072
00:44:37,767 --> 00:44:38,942
Riko and Kane.
1073
00:44:39,159 --> 00:44:43,555
Riko...
1074
00:44:44,382 --> 00:44:46,384
So, Dwayne tells me
you're the guy that killed Leo.
1075
00:44:47,472 --> 00:44:49,387
Um... Yeah, that's right, bro.
1076
00:44:51,171 --> 00:44:52,172
So, how you kill him?
1077
00:44:54,174 --> 00:44:55,393
Do you know
what it was, my guy?
1078
00:44:55,480 --> 00:44:56,655
Man's robbing a bank, innit,
1079
00:44:56,742 --> 00:44:58,048
and you got my man
whatever his name is.
1080
00:44:58,222 --> 00:45:00,093
He's all up on the wall trying
to flex all sexy and that
1081
00:45:00,180 --> 00:45:01,442
like he's on some catalogue ting
1082
00:45:01,529 --> 00:45:02,792
and I'm trying
to tell my guy, innit
1083
00:45:02,922 --> 00:45:04,054
"Get down
on your fucking knees!"
1084
00:45:04,315 --> 00:45:06,534
But he's not listening
and because of a certain someone
1085
00:45:06,621 --> 00:45:08,145
man's only got one gun
but it's cool,
1086
00:45:08,232 --> 00:45:09,494
so I back out the ting, yeah,
1087
00:45:09,581 --> 00:45:10,887
and he starts saying
that he's gonna punch me
1088
00:45:10,974 --> 00:45:11,888
through the fucking wall
1089
00:45:12,062 --> 00:45:13,237
and shove a strap up
my bumbum-hole!
1090
00:45:13,367 --> 00:45:15,152
And I said, "Nah, cuz,
are you mad?"
1091
00:45:15,239 --> 00:45:16,849
"No one's shoving no strap
up my batty crease!"
1092
00:45:16,936 --> 00:45:17,937
And then, yeah.
1093
00:45:23,247 --> 00:45:24,335
And then what?
1094
00:45:25,597 --> 00:45:27,860
Um... Then man dropped him.
1095
00:45:27,947 --> 00:45:29,209
No long ting. You get me?
1096
00:45:29,340 --> 00:45:31,559
If man comes in our way,
we take 'em out.
1097
00:45:31,646 --> 00:45:34,693
Riko and Kane. Bang, bang.
All day, midday.
1098
00:45:35,085 --> 00:45:38,088
Man said, "All day, midday".
I love that.
1099
00:45:38,175 --> 00:45:41,700
- Come on, fam, we does this.
- I'm not gonna lie, we do, fam.
1100
00:45:42,483 --> 00:45:44,964
Wh... Where you man from? Cah...
1101
00:45:45,443 --> 00:45:47,010
Man ain't really heard
of you man before.
1102
00:45:47,097 --> 00:45:49,621
Skengville estate, cuz.
Originally from Goonbred though.
1103
00:45:49,752 --> 00:45:51,449
Same way, roadman
since birth. Ya get me?
1104
00:45:51,536 --> 00:45:55,148
Click-clack! HM pizzle.
Bang, bang everywhere gang.
1105
00:45:55,279 --> 00:45:56,541
We do this, cuz.
1106
00:45:56,802 --> 00:45:59,065
These man are mad,
you know.
1107
00:45:59,196 --> 00:46:01,459
But I like mad. You get me?
1108
00:46:01,546 --> 00:46:03,896
See? I told you I
could find these man.
1109
00:46:04,027 --> 00:46:05,463
Shut up, Dwayne.
1110
00:46:05,724 --> 00:46:07,508
Go and bag the food
with the youngers.
1111
00:46:07,726 --> 00:46:09,336
It's just like banter,
we have a little...
1112
00:46:09,902 --> 00:46:11,295
So, what you saying, mandem?
1113
00:46:12,818 --> 00:46:16,517
Let man put you on, innit?
Come run with me. M Gang ting.
1114
00:46:17,214 --> 00:46:20,870
Money and murder, cuz. Gs! Murkers are us!
1115
00:46:20,957 --> 00:46:23,524
Yeah, murkers are us, G.
1116
00:46:23,655 --> 00:46:25,875
I swear I see you man on
that Linkup video ting though.
1117
00:46:26,092 --> 00:46:27,659
What? You got
the wrong people, fam.
1118
00:46:27,964 --> 00:46:29,835
You get me? We don't do
no Linkup videos.
1119
00:46:29,922 --> 00:46:32,490
- We keep things mystic out here.
- That's right, Mystic FM, G.
1120
00:46:32,577 --> 00:46:33,926
About Linkup videos.
1121
00:46:34,013 --> 00:46:35,841
Nah, he definitely looked
like you man.
1122
00:46:35,928 --> 00:46:37,103
No, they weren'’t us, all right?
1123
00:46:37,190 --> 00:46:38,975
Hey, Shotti, wagwan
for your boy, cuz?
1124
00:46:39,062 --> 00:46:40,715
We need some
goddamn respect out here.
1125
00:46:40,803 --> 00:46:42,108
We are some trained killers.
1126
00:46:42,239 --> 00:46:44,589
I am an African giant
and I will burn
1127
00:46:44,719 --> 00:46:47,418
a boy out here, cuz.
I furthermore shoot him, cuz.
1128
00:46:47,548 --> 00:46:48,419
Hasn't reached that level.
1129
00:46:48,506 --> 00:46:50,508
- Rambo Riko, shoot him!
- What, now?
1130
00:46:50,595 --> 00:46:51,857
- Yeah, yeah.
- No, no, no.
1131
00:46:51,944 --> 00:46:53,554
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Fuck it.
1132
00:46:53,641 --> 00:46:54,642
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1133
00:46:54,729 --> 00:46:56,470
Whoa!
1134
00:46:56,557 --> 00:46:58,690
That's what I'm saying, cuz.
Rambo Riko up in here.
1135
00:46:58,908 --> 00:47:00,561
I'll shoot him again you know,
fam. Shall I shoot him again?
1136
00:47:00,648 --> 00:47:02,128
Chill, chill, chill!'Cause you know I would, innit?
1137
00:47:02,215 --> 00:47:04,174
You shoot me!
1138
00:47:04,261 --> 00:47:07,177
My God will not forgive you,
you demonic bastard! You...
1139
00:47:07,264 --> 00:47:08,613
No, no, no...
1140
00:47:08,700 --> 00:47:10,789
Fuck that, you man
are gonna fuck up my sofa.
1141
00:47:14,488 --> 00:47:17,013
Sorry, Shotti, man. Man's got
mental health issues, innit.
1142
00:47:17,100 --> 00:47:18,144
Mental health awareness
and all that,
1143
00:47:18,318 --> 00:47:19,754
so I thought I'd let you know.
You get me?
1144
00:47:19,842 --> 00:47:21,278
So, what you saying?
1145
00:47:22,714 --> 00:47:24,672
You man wanna jump
on the wave, yeah?
1146
00:47:25,978 --> 00:47:28,111
Man will put bread
in your pockets, fam.
1147
00:47:28,981 --> 00:47:30,983
I just need them young Gs
that are on it.
1148
00:47:31,723 --> 00:47:33,812
I need them madman shooters,
you get me?
1149
00:47:33,899 --> 00:47:36,162
- Course, fam.
- Yeah, man's fully on that, G.
1150
00:47:36,510 --> 00:47:39,644
That's what I'm talking about.
Oi, hear what.
1151
00:47:40,601 --> 00:47:41,776
You man smoke weed, yeah?
1152
00:47:42,038 --> 00:47:44,301
Oh, yeah, bro,
man definitely does, cuz.
1153
00:47:44,388 --> 00:47:48,914
Oi, Dwayne. Get my man
a loud pack, yeah?
1154
00:47:50,394 --> 00:47:51,395
Hold this, yeah.
1155
00:47:52,657 --> 00:47:54,224
This is my chain.
1156
00:47:55,051 --> 00:47:56,530
Ain't nobody fucking with you
1157
00:47:56,617 --> 00:47:59,011
when you got this
round your neck. You hear me?
1158
00:47:59,446 --> 00:48:01,927
Oh, he looks sick,
fam. Here.
1159
00:48:02,710 --> 00:48:04,756
Proper Cali, cuz.
1160
00:48:04,843 --> 00:48:06,540
Gelato ting, peng.
1161
00:48:07,150 --> 00:48:08,934
I need you man do
a quick little run for me, yeah?
1162
00:48:09,195 --> 00:48:13,112
Lose this bag,
1163
00:48:13,678 --> 00:48:15,071
or what's meant
to come back to me...
1164
00:48:16,289 --> 00:48:18,465
and you ain't gonna have no neck
to put no chain on, fam.
1165
00:48:18,552 --> 00:48:19,640
You get me?
1166
00:48:21,033 --> 00:48:25,646
Dwayne,
anything they need, yeah?
1167
00:48:25,820 --> 00:48:26,909
And take the Porsche.
1168
00:48:26,996 --> 00:48:28,519
And someone come clean
this place up
1169
00:48:28,606 --> 00:48:31,261
- before my mum walks in!
- Come, we hit the roads, mandem.
1170
00:48:31,478 --> 00:48:33,480
♪ It's Riko and Kane, fam ♪
1171
00:48:34,394 --> 00:48:36,831
♪ We're in the game, fam
You know our names, fam! ♪
1172
00:48:37,658 --> 00:48:40,139
♪ We bring the pain, fam!
You know our names, fam ♪
1173
00:48:42,054 --> 00:48:43,403
I'm telling you, Billy,
1174
00:48:43,664 --> 00:48:45,623
those two
are the contract killers.
1175
00:48:45,710 --> 00:48:47,233
Are you sure
about that, Ian?
1176
00:48:47,320 --> 00:48:50,149
I mean, they don't look like
your usual contract killer type.
1177
00:48:50,236 --> 00:48:52,195
They're fucking
Black boys, ain't they?
1178
00:48:52,543 --> 00:48:56,677
They behave... all,
you know... Black!
1179
00:48:56,851 --> 00:48:58,201
That one's
not even Black though!
1180
00:48:58,288 --> 00:49:00,116
He is. All right,
his skin isn't.
1181
00:49:00,420 --> 00:49:03,510
But I'm tellin' ya.
He's got that look, ain't he?
1182
00:49:04,294 --> 00:49:05,817
What look?
I dunno!
1183
00:49:06,035 --> 00:49:07,906
All that urban malarky.
1184
00:49:08,037 --> 00:49:11,475
That "wagwan famalam,
innit" look.
1185
00:49:11,736 --> 00:49:14,652
All that cocoa butter goes
to their heads, don't it?
1186
00:49:14,869 --> 00:49:16,132
I don't get it, mate.
1187
00:49:16,219 --> 00:49:18,308
What the fuck goes on
in that head of yours?
1188
00:49:20,223 --> 00:49:22,138
Why have you always
gotta talk like this?
1189
00:49:24,270 --> 00:49:25,793
I... I... I...
1190
00:49:25,924 --> 00:49:27,621
I don't want to talk about it,
all right?
1191
00:49:28,666 --> 00:49:32,191
- So, what now then?
- We wait, follow them
1192
00:49:32,409 --> 00:49:35,107
and gather as much information
as we can
1193
00:49:35,194 --> 00:49:38,763
and then we pounce
like a fucking puma.
1194
00:49:40,199 --> 00:49:41,635
♪ Move! ♪ What? ♪
1195
00:49:44,682 --> 00:49:47,337
♪ Move! ♪ Money, house, paper, gas
1196
00:49:47,424 --> 00:49:49,774
♪ Look down 'pon mi shoe
A alligator ♪ ♪ Get up and move ♪
1197
00:49:49,861 --> 00:49:53,299
♪ Ah weh mi live
Skyscraper, if yuh no like mi ♪
1198
00:49:53,473 --> 00:49:54,997
♪ Yuh must be a hater ♪ Mad ♪
1199
00:49:55,171 --> 00:49:56,781
♪ Anyting dem
Wah mi do dem haffi pay for ♪
1200
00:49:56,911 --> 00:49:57,912
♪ Fi count my money ♪
1201
00:49:58,304 --> 00:49:59,740
♪ Gon' need calculator ♪ Get up and move ♪
1202
00:49:59,914 --> 00:50:04,310
♪ Any weh mi step undertaker
911 dem haffi calla operator ♪
1203
00:50:04,484 --> 00:50:07,400
♪ Get up an move, dash weh dat
Money tie up inna bank ♪
1204
00:50:07,487 --> 00:50:09,228
♪ But a nuff cash wi stack ♪ Get up and move ♪
1205
00:50:09,315 --> 00:50:10,273
♪ Money haffi flip ♪
1206
00:50:10,708 --> 00:50:13,406
♪ Acrobat Cyaan step
'Pon mi 'cah mi a nuh doormat ♪
1207
00:50:13,580 --> 00:50:16,018
♪ Mad Man a dead over mi body
And mi pretty features ♪
1208
00:50:16,148 --> 00:50:18,281
♪ Tell mi seh him 'av a girl
Mi tell him, "Delete dat" ♪
1209
00:50:18,368 --> 00:50:20,370
♪ Anyweh yuh deh mi
Deh mi eva ready wid di gang ♪
1210
00:50:20,457 --> 00:50:22,850
♪ Dutchavelli with the semi
Dus ik weet niet wat je denkt ♪
1211
00:50:23,025 --> 00:50:24,330
♪ Wat je denkt... ♪
1212
00:50:27,420 --> 00:50:28,943
♪ Hey
1213
00:50:31,120 --> 00:50:35,950
♪ The very first time
That I saw your brown eyes ♪
1214
00:50:36,342 --> 00:50:39,476
♪ Your lips said hello
And I said hi ♪
1215
00:50:39,693 --> 00:50:43,915
♪ I knew right then
You were the one ♪
1216
00:50:45,830 --> 00:50:47,919
Hello. What?
1217
00:50:48,050 --> 00:50:49,703
Calm down,
let me have a word--
1218
00:50:49,790 --> 00:50:51,227
Ugh!
1219
00:50:51,314 --> 00:50:53,533
Chill, chill, chill.
- What you doing, bruv?
1220
00:50:53,664 --> 00:50:55,535
- Stop!
- Hey, what you doing, fam?
1221
00:50:55,753 --> 00:50:57,059
Who the fuck are you, fam?
1222
00:50:57,320 --> 00:50:58,234
Don't worry about who I am.
1223
00:50:58,321 --> 00:50:59,365
Leave the pretty girl alone, innit?
1224
00:50:59,452 --> 00:51:01,237
Look, it's fine.
- No, it's not fine.
1225
00:51:01,367 --> 00:51:02,977
Man's moving like
he's Harvey Weinstein out here.
1226
00:51:03,152 --> 00:51:04,414
Harvey Weinstein, what?
1227
00:51:04,588 --> 00:51:05,806
You know who the fuck
you're talking to?
1228
00:51:06,024 --> 00:51:09,114
Do you know who the fuck I am?
It's man like Melvin.
1229
00:51:09,941 --> 00:51:11,551
Man ought to punch you
in your face.
1230
00:51:11,812 --> 00:51:13,118
Yeah?
1231
00:51:13,292 --> 00:51:15,164
♪ I put your lights out quicker
Than switch ♪
1232
00:51:15,294 --> 00:51:17,079
♪ Cause I'’m sick
Of your face in shit ♪
1233
00:51:25,609 --> 00:51:27,132
Kane!
1234
00:51:27,480 --> 00:51:28,481
Kane!
1235
00:51:29,395 --> 00:51:30,396
Kane!
1236
00:51:30,614 --> 00:51:34,139
Uh... Allow it, man!
1237
00:51:56,944 --> 00:51:58,859
♪ Lacking progress
No direction, no connection ♪
1238
00:51:59,033 --> 00:52:01,514
♪ You should know better
You should know pressure ♪
1239
00:52:07,346 --> 00:52:09,566
Hi, my name's Riko.
1240
00:52:09,696 --> 00:52:12,090
I hope you don't mind me saying
but you are beautiful.
1241
00:52:12,264 --> 00:52:14,397
♪ Yeah, lights out ♪
1242
00:52:14,484 --> 00:52:15,441
Hold on.
1243
00:52:15,615 --> 00:52:18,879
♪ Lights out, lights out ♪
1244
00:52:20,968 --> 00:52:23,362
♪ All I see is lies
I don't wanna hear you ♪
1245
00:52:30,717 --> 00:52:32,502
Wait, wait--Hadouken!
1246
00:52:32,589 --> 00:52:35,766
♪ We don't hear no more
Stay over there ♪
1247
00:52:35,853 --> 00:52:39,204
♪ We don't want you over here
Stay over there ♪
1248
00:52:39,291 --> 00:52:40,466
♪ We don't want you... ♪
1249
00:52:42,686 --> 00:52:46,168
♪ We don't want you over here
Stay over there ♪
1250
00:52:46,733 --> 00:52:48,735
Riko! Riko!
1251
00:52:49,083 --> 00:52:51,477
♪ Lights out, lights out ♪
1252
00:52:53,218 --> 00:52:54,393
♪ Lights out ♪
1253
00:52:54,611 --> 00:52:56,221
♪ Lights out ♪
1254
00:53:11,105 --> 00:53:12,281
That's right!
1255
00:53:12,368 --> 00:53:14,239
Riko and Kane up in this bitch!
1256
00:53:14,370 --> 00:53:17,373
Man like a Black GI Joe!
1257
00:53:17,547 --> 00:53:18,591
Pussy!
1258
00:53:19,113 --> 00:53:20,332
I didn't even get your name,
you know.
1259
00:53:20,854 --> 00:53:21,986
It's Tamara.
1260
00:53:22,160 --> 00:53:23,683
Are you taking the mickey, rudeboy?
1261
00:53:23,814 --> 00:53:25,946
Are you really tryna draw
a ting right now?
1262
00:53:26,164 --> 00:53:28,210
This ain't a ting, fam.
This is Tamara.
1263
00:53:28,340 --> 00:53:29,472
You man, come.
1264
00:53:29,689 --> 00:53:31,517
We gotta kick. Come, man.
We need to kick, fam.
1265
00:53:31,735 --> 00:53:32,649
Take care, Tamara, yeah?
1266
00:53:32,736 --> 00:53:33,780
I hope you have
a lovely evening.
1267
00:53:48,578 --> 00:53:49,666
Broski.
1268
00:53:50,493 --> 00:53:51,494
Look at you.
1269
00:53:52,321 --> 00:53:53,713
Face all dry and that.
1270
00:53:59,284 --> 00:54:01,765
We was just about to take over, fam.
1271
00:54:02,026 --> 00:54:05,159
Do the mazzer on Shotti.
Conquer the world.
1272
00:54:06,160 --> 00:54:08,815
From London to New York,
you said.
1273
00:54:10,077 --> 00:54:13,559
Now look at you.
Some fucking couch potato.
1274
00:54:13,864 --> 00:54:17,084
Wake up, man! I need you, man.
1275
00:54:17,215 --> 00:54:19,086
I can't do this without you,
bro!
1276
00:54:19,217 --> 00:54:21,306
It was me and you. It was us, remember?
1277
00:54:21,437 --> 00:54:24,353
Bromo gang, remember?
Big bro, lickle bro!
1278
00:54:24,483 --> 00:54:26,311
- Big bro, lickle bro!
- Hey, fam, I don't think--
1279
00:54:26,485 --> 00:54:29,445
Don't fucking touch me, man!
Fucking mongoose!
1280
00:54:33,536 --> 00:54:35,059
Man has done
a little wibbly-wobbly
1281
00:54:35,233 --> 00:54:36,408
one there still.
1282
00:54:36,582 --> 00:54:38,105
Man was on a Lion King vibe, innit?
1283
00:54:38,192 --> 00:54:39,585
Mufasa ting, you know them ones.
1284
00:54:42,545 --> 00:54:43,894
But fuck all of that.
1285
00:54:44,155 --> 00:54:46,200
This ain't no fucking
Disney Plus ting, fam.
1286
00:54:46,418 --> 00:54:48,159
Man needs to get
on my Scarface ting.
1287
00:54:48,290 --> 00:54:49,987
Hunt down that cockroach, Wiko.
1288
00:54:50,117 --> 00:54:51,945
Who does he think he is, bro?
1289
00:54:52,076 --> 00:54:57,516
Touch my bro, ya na? My bro!
No one touches my bro but me!
1290
00:54:57,647 --> 00:54:59,126
Will you keep it down, please?
1291
00:54:59,301 --> 00:55:00,345
There's some
seriously ill people
1292
00:55:00,432 --> 00:55:01,346
in here, trying to rest.
1293
00:55:01,868 --> 00:55:03,043
Shut your mouth, you butters
horse-face donkey sket.
1294
00:55:03,217 --> 00:55:05,002
I'll dash you out
the fucking window, you clown.
1295
00:55:05,176 --> 00:55:07,744
- Hey, fam, fuck her, man.
- I would, fam.
1296
00:55:07,831 --> 00:55:09,963
Can't we just circle the block
and find this Riko, innit?
1297
00:55:10,137 --> 00:55:11,313
Whore!
1298
00:55:12,705 --> 00:55:15,142
So, where the fuck
is this Wiko, huh?
1299
00:55:15,273 --> 00:55:16,927
Has anyone got
any credentials on him?
1300
00:55:17,971 --> 00:55:20,017
Try touch my family, ya na!
1301
00:55:20,147 --> 00:55:23,803
Nah, this guy must be
some kinda madman.
1302
00:55:24,238 --> 00:55:25,979
Uh, Blud, I think I'm in love.
1303
00:55:26,502 --> 00:55:29,026
Riko and Tamara, it's all got
that Romeo and Juliet vibe.
1304
00:55:29,156 --> 00:55:31,115
- I lie, fam?
- Tamara, fam?
1305
00:55:32,116 --> 00:55:33,596
Blud, that's Leo's stepsister.
1306
00:55:33,770 --> 00:55:36,599
Don't lie. She was peng though.
I lie, fam?
1307
00:55:36,729 --> 00:55:37,948
Didn't you hear him, bruv?
1308
00:55:38,296 --> 00:55:40,254
That's Leo's sister, bruv.
Don't be ringing her, you know.
1309
00:55:40,385 --> 00:55:41,647
Yeah, he actually said
stepsister, fam.
1310
00:55:42,344 --> 00:55:43,345
But yeah, I hear ya.
1311
00:55:43,432 --> 00:55:44,520
Did you smell her hair
though, cuz?
1312
00:55:44,694 --> 00:55:46,260
I smelt it when I was standing
close to her.
1313
00:55:46,391 --> 00:55:48,741
It all smelt
like wild strawberries.
1314
00:55:48,959 --> 00:55:51,657
Man said wild strawberries.
You're fucking sick.
1315
00:55:51,788 --> 00:55:53,485
Man's trying to draw down
a dead man's sister
1316
00:55:53,616 --> 00:55:55,008
while smacking up bare man.
1317
00:55:55,618 --> 00:55:57,837
Rambo Riko!
1318
00:55:57,968 --> 00:56:00,013
I can't lie though.
I've never seen nothing like it.
1319
00:56:00,144 --> 00:56:01,972
Maybe WrestleMania
but never in real life.
1320
00:56:02,320 --> 00:56:03,408
Bad man ting, G.
1321
00:56:03,539 --> 00:56:05,279
Come on, fam,
that's how we roll, G.
1322
00:56:05,410 --> 00:56:08,239
- Badder man for any badder man.
- I dunno what happened.
1323
00:56:08,457 --> 00:56:10,459
I just saw red
and went all bipolar.
1324
00:56:10,894 --> 00:56:13,418
- You got bipolar, fam?
- Yeah, bro.
1325
00:56:13,505 --> 00:56:14,941
That's sick.
1326
00:56:15,159 --> 00:56:16,508
I want some
of that bipolar shit too, fam.
1327
00:56:16,595 --> 00:56:18,641
No, cuz, you don't.
Trust me. It's dead.
1328
00:56:18,771 --> 00:56:19,903
It's fucking long.
1329
00:56:20,033 --> 00:56:21,687
Certain times
I feel like a madman.
1330
00:56:21,818 --> 00:56:23,646
Certain times
you are a madman, fam.
1331
00:56:23,733 --> 00:56:25,256
Nothing wrong with being
a little bit mad though, cuz.
1332
00:56:25,387 --> 00:56:26,562
No, you don't understand.
1333
00:56:26,649 --> 00:56:28,694
Man have to take meds
every day and shit.
1334
00:56:28,868 --> 00:56:31,131
It's fucking dead,
and sometimes...
1335
00:56:32,176 --> 00:56:33,133
I dunno, I...
1336
00:56:33,917 --> 00:56:35,875
I just feel kind of lost,
if I'm being honest.
1337
00:56:36,528 --> 00:56:37,834
I feel your pain, bro.
1338
00:56:38,791 --> 00:56:40,619
- Man's autistic, innit?
- Is it?
1339
00:56:40,750 --> 00:56:42,926
- Sick.
- Yeah, man, so...
1340
00:56:43,317 --> 00:56:44,971
man say if you ever need
to talk, innit.
1341
00:56:45,363 --> 00:56:47,365
Men should be able to talk
about they problems more.
1342
00:56:48,061 --> 00:56:50,107
What the fuck, fam?
1343
00:56:50,237 --> 00:56:52,979
Man's got Jesus and Gandhi
in the fucking whip.
1344
00:56:53,197 --> 00:56:55,591
Bruv, fuck all this NHS
special needs talk, bruv.
1345
00:56:55,721 --> 00:56:57,027
Come and get the bag
1346
00:56:57,201 --> 00:56:59,551
give it to Shotti and park off,
blud. I'm fuckin' hungry.
1347
00:57:00,073 --> 00:57:00,987
Where's the bag, fam?
1348
00:57:01,118 --> 00:57:02,467
- What bag, fam?
- The bag, cuz.
1349
00:57:02,598 --> 00:57:03,990
What do you mean,
"The bag, cuz"?
1350
00:57:04,121 --> 00:57:05,644
No, no, I swear I gave
it to you--
1351
00:57:05,731 --> 00:57:07,298
No, you had the bag, fam.
1352
00:57:07,429 --> 00:57:08,908
I had the bag and I said,
"Kane, hold this."
1353
00:57:09,039 --> 00:57:10,780
Bruv, I don't remember
you saying that, fam.
1354
00:57:10,910 --> 00:57:11,998
I definitely did though, cuz.
1355
00:57:12,390 --> 00:57:14,174
I 'member giving it to you
like this, I was like this, cuz.
1356
00:57:14,305 --> 00:57:16,133
How the fuck did you lose
the bag, man?
1357
00:57:16,220 --> 00:57:17,787
- Look for it, blud.
- No, it's not here, cuz.
1358
00:57:17,874 --> 00:57:18,788
We're gonna have to go back.
1359
00:57:18,875 --> 00:57:20,050
We're gonna have to go back, cuz.
1360
00:57:20,485 --> 00:57:23,314
Blud, man can't lose the bag.
We definitely have to go back.
1361
00:57:23,532 --> 00:57:25,098
Fuck!
1362
00:57:25,229 --> 00:57:26,752
- Shit!
- Shit.
1363
00:57:26,883 --> 00:57:28,275
It's RoboCop time, baby!
1364
00:57:28,362 --> 00:57:30,147
♪ You might see me
In the black Mustang, yeah ♪
1365
00:57:30,364 --> 00:57:31,278
♪ No gang ♪
1366
00:57:31,365 --> 00:57:33,411
Go faster, man, faster!
1367
00:57:33,585 --> 00:57:35,761
♪ Or see me in the Maybach
Laid back, With a thick ting ♪
1368
00:57:36,153 --> 00:57:37,807
Put your foot down, Billy!
1369
00:57:37,937 --> 00:57:39,025
Can't fuckin' see 'em.
1370
00:57:39,112 --> 00:57:40,331
♪ You might see me with Sabi ♪
1371
00:57:40,418 --> 00:57:42,115
♪ In a Masi' and she got
A big batty ♪
1372
00:57:42,202 --> 00:57:43,595
♪ Too flashy, too flashy ♪
1373
00:57:43,682 --> 00:57:45,336
♪ Ride more back seat
Than a black cabby ♪
1374
00:57:45,467 --> 00:57:47,686
♪ Might see me in a black Audi
Just 'llow me, yeah ♪
1375
00:57:47,904 --> 00:57:50,341
♪ With my gang, full rowdy
Beg you gimme space ♪
1376
00:57:55,172 --> 00:57:58,262
Where are you two
pussyclartings? Huh?
1377
00:58:00,264 --> 00:58:02,440
♪ Vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom
Vroom ♪
1378
00:58:02,788 --> 00:58:04,181
♪ In a way vroom ♪
1379
00:58:04,442 --> 00:58:06,270
♪ Vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom
Vroom ♪
1380
00:58:06,662 --> 00:58:09,360
♪ Vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom
Vroom ♪
1381
00:58:55,493 --> 00:58:58,365
- Bruv, where's Dwayne?
- Ain't nobody got time for that!
1382
00:59:00,977 --> 00:59:02,587
Hey, Riko!
1383
00:59:02,892 --> 00:59:03,893
Kane!
1384
00:59:06,069 --> 00:59:07,200
Shit,
1385
00:59:07,331 --> 00:59:08,680
I can smell petrol,
bro, come on!
1386
00:59:08,811 --> 00:59:09,942
Bruv, I can't get out!
1387
00:59:10,029 --> 00:59:11,030
Don't worry, I've got you, bro.
1388
00:59:11,161 --> 00:59:12,466
Foot's stuck, help.
1389
00:59:12,554 --> 00:59:15,861
Help me.
1390
00:59:15,992 --> 00:59:18,821
Riko...
1391
00:59:19,256 --> 00:59:21,040
Come on.
1392
00:59:42,409 --> 00:59:43,976
Oh, for fuck's sake. Split up!
1393
00:59:48,894 --> 00:59:50,287
Come here, you little shit!
1394
00:59:54,987 --> 00:59:57,860
♪ Yo You don't want trouble
COVID flow ♪
1395
00:59:57,947 --> 00:59:59,035
♪ Man ah buss man's bubble ♪
1396
00:59:59,252 --> 01:00:00,689
♪ These two hands
Teach man about struggle ♪
1397
01:00:00,776 --> 01:00:02,255
♪ This beard don't respect man
With stubble ♪
1398
01:00:02,473 --> 01:00:04,518
♪ Told you before
Somebody's in trouble ♪
1399
01:00:04,606 --> 01:00:06,172
♪ Arms out
Man's not come here to cuddle ♪
1400
01:00:06,259 --> 01:00:07,783
♪ Rolling pass if I see
A team huddle ♪
1401
01:00:07,870 --> 01:00:09,436
♪ Drive through man
Like it's Blackwall tunnel ♪
1402
01:00:09,523 --> 01:00:11,177
♪ American cats are like
"Rah, he's dope," yeah ♪
1403
01:00:11,264 --> 01:00:12,701
♪ Podcast man are like "Nah
He's goat" ♪
1404
01:00:12,918 --> 01:00:14,703
♪ One man said I swing
Like Ali Ali? ♪
1405
01:00:14,833 --> 01:00:16,530
♪ Nobody's had me on the ropes
I'm cold ♪
1406
01:00:16,618 --> 01:00:17,836
♪ Don't care about TV shows ♪
1407
01:00:18,097 --> 01:00:19,708
♪ New guy, black Tommy
Before you saw a ghost ♪
1408
01:00:19,795 --> 01:00:21,231
♪ I ain't Wiley
But if I wild at a show ♪
1409
01:00:21,318 --> 01:00:22,972
♪ Or do something risky
And disappear from the soc' ♪
1410
01:00:23,059 --> 01:00:24,669
♪ It's not a trend
When I at these man ♪
1411
01:00:24,756 --> 01:00:26,671
♪ God, you better come
And drag these man ♪
1412
01:00:26,845 --> 01:00:27,933
Oh, shit!
1413
01:00:28,064 --> 01:00:29,848
Hey! Come here!
1414
01:00:30,022 --> 01:00:31,894
♪ I don't need no one
To back me, fam, Rush who? ♪
1415
01:00:31,981 --> 01:00:33,112
♪ Better come and clap me, fam ♪
1416
01:00:33,243 --> 01:00:34,810
♪ Corona spread
When I catch each man ♪
1417
01:00:34,897 --> 01:00:36,594
♪ It's jabs in the throat
When I vaccine man ♪
1418
01:00:36,681 --> 01:00:38,074
♪ Forward slash P
Money on Twitch ♪
1419
01:00:38,335 --> 01:00:40,163
♪ Don't be fooled 'cause I game
And shit ♪
1420
01:00:40,250 --> 01:00:41,991
♪ Mention my son
Are you taking the piss? ♪
1421
01:00:42,600 --> 01:00:43,601
Fuck me!
1422
01:00:43,819 --> 01:00:45,255
♪ After the last
Time man got nicked ♪
1423
01:00:45,342 --> 01:00:46,430
Fuck off!
1424
01:00:48,258 --> 01:00:50,303
Come on, you two, get after him!
1425
01:00:51,653 --> 01:00:53,655
♪ Back up, came through big
Like a 20 team ♪
1426
01:00:53,742 --> 01:00:55,091
♪ Man's got smoke
For an offside trapper ♪
1427
01:00:55,178 --> 01:00:56,266
What the fuck, man?
1428
01:00:56,440 --> 01:00:57,441
♪ I'm a confident lacker ♪
1429
01:00:57,702 --> 01:00:59,225
♪ I'’m a Puma boy
Nike owe me two tops ♪
1430
01:00:59,312 --> 01:01:00,792
♪ Don't make me put on
Invincible swagger ♪
1431
01:01:00,879 --> 01:01:02,185
♪ I had a ting putting
In work ♪
1432
01:01:02,272 --> 01:01:04,100
♪ Left wing politics means
I've gotta Saka ♪
1433
01:01:04,317 --> 01:01:05,841
♪ No one ain't giving me passa ♪
1434
01:01:06,102 --> 01:01:07,712
♪ Peak for a man when I ask
"What's the matter?" ♪
1435
01:01:07,799 --> 01:01:09,279
♪ Toe-punt man's head back
To his gaffer ♪
1436
01:01:09,453 --> 01:01:11,194
♪ If we start the party
You're going home mashup ♪
1437
01:01:18,070 --> 01:01:19,463
Nice little doggie!
1438
01:01:19,550 --> 01:01:20,899
Nice little doggie!
1439
01:01:27,297 --> 01:01:28,385
You all right up there, mate?
1440
01:01:28,951 --> 01:01:31,431
Yeah. Just walkin' my dog, innit?
1441
01:01:39,526 --> 01:01:41,224
Who the fuck
do you think you are?
1442
01:01:41,572 --> 01:01:43,966
- Usain Bolt?
- Yeah, bro, you dickhead.
1443
01:01:54,367 --> 01:01:55,934
All right, shit-face?
1444
01:01:56,065 --> 01:01:58,937
You ain't so clever now, are ya?
1445
01:02:00,765 --> 01:02:02,375
How long am I gonna be in here, man?
1446
01:02:04,856 --> 01:02:06,292
How long am I gonna be in here?
1447
01:02:06,597 --> 01:02:08,599
Fuck's sake!
1448
01:02:09,078 --> 01:02:10,296
I feel really hot in here!
1449
01:02:13,560 --> 01:02:14,823
Should've took my meds today, man.
1450
01:02:14,997 --> 01:02:15,954
I swear I'm buggin' out.
1451
01:02:16,128 --> 01:02:16,999
Fuck's sake.
1452
01:02:17,129 --> 01:02:18,522
How long am I gonna be in here?
1453
01:02:18,696 --> 01:02:20,480
Come on!
I knew I should've took...
1454
01:02:20,654 --> 01:02:21,873
Kane!
1455
01:02:22,091 --> 01:02:23,875
I knew I shoulda took
my meds today!
1456
01:02:25,311 --> 01:02:26,269
Freezin' in here!
1457
01:02:26,356 --> 01:02:27,313
I feel really hot in here!
1458
01:02:27,444 --> 01:02:28,924
I shoulda took my meds today, man.
1459
01:02:29,098 --> 01:02:29,968
Fuck's sake!
1460
01:02:30,099 --> 01:02:31,100
I'm buggin' out, man.
1461
01:02:32,666 --> 01:02:34,799
Kane!
1462
01:02:34,930 --> 01:02:36,496
Kane, man! Kane, you sleepin'?
1463
01:02:36,583 --> 01:02:38,063
I don't fuckin' feel right.
1464
01:02:42,894 --> 01:02:43,895
Yo, boss!
1465
01:02:44,113 --> 01:02:46,942
Can man get a cigarette,
or a zoot or suttin'?
1466
01:02:49,205 --> 01:02:51,773
I won't tell you again.
Shut the fuck up!
1467
01:03:11,618 --> 01:03:12,576
Get up.
1468
01:03:13,229 --> 01:03:14,491
So, how do you know Shotti, then?
1469
01:03:14,578 --> 01:03:15,666
Shotti?
1470
01:03:16,014 --> 01:03:18,843
What the fuck is that?
Some kind of potty you shit in?
1471
01:03:18,974 --> 01:03:19,931
Shotti?
1472
01:03:20,105 --> 01:03:21,280
Yeah, I know him still.
1473
01:03:21,803 --> 01:03:23,935
I must have fitted a kitchen
for him once a few years back.
1474
01:03:24,153 --> 01:03:25,545
Yeah, nice guy.
1475
01:03:25,763 --> 01:03:26,720
Why didn't you stop the car?
1476
01:03:26,895 --> 01:03:29,680
Car? What car?
I weren't drivin' no car.
1477
01:03:29,811 --> 01:03:31,247
I was just walkin' my dog, innit?
1478
01:03:31,421 --> 01:03:32,683
To be honest,
I can't even drive.
1479
01:03:32,901 --> 01:03:35,294
Well, I did once, cause Kane got
waved on some XIX Vodka.
1480
01:03:35,381 --> 01:03:36,687
I had to drive him home
but it was
1481
01:03:36,774 --> 01:03:38,036
just the one time still,
I promise.
1482
01:03:39,777 --> 01:03:42,562
- Is this Shotti's chain?
- No, that's my one, innit?
1483
01:03:42,693 --> 01:03:44,303
Like he's got one
and I've got one.
1484
01:03:44,434 --> 01:03:45,739
So, like one each, innit?
1485
01:03:46,479 --> 01:03:48,133
What does "MGANG" stand for?
1486
01:03:48,394 --> 01:03:50,483
The "M" stands for motivation,
meditation and music.
1487
01:03:50,570 --> 01:03:51,833
I must say, I've been getting
1488
01:03:51,920 --> 01:03:54,705
into a lot of yoga
recently still.
1489
01:03:55,314 --> 01:03:58,404
Woosa.
1490
01:04:00,667 --> 01:04:02,365
Wagwan with
all these questions, man?
1491
01:04:02,495 --> 01:04:04,323
Movin' like it's Mastermind
or something?
1492
01:04:04,497 --> 01:04:06,021
Has Riko had his phone call yet?
1493
01:04:06,369 --> 01:04:08,110
'Cause you know
when Riko has his phone call
1494
01:04:08,284 --> 01:04:09,589
we're out of here, you get me?
1495
01:04:09,720 --> 01:04:12,941
Man's got dat top boy
Jewish solicitor. Whoo!
1496
01:04:13,071 --> 01:04:15,682
And when he's finished
with you and you,
1497
01:04:15,813 --> 01:04:18,555
I'm expecting
a full-blown apology letter.
1498
01:04:18,772 --> 01:04:21,819
Ya get me? And that's some
Mary had a curry goat, brother.
1499
01:04:22,951 --> 01:04:24,474
Hello, Tamara.
1500
01:04:24,604 --> 01:04:27,390
- Yeah, who's this?
It's me, Riko.
1501
01:04:27,651 --> 01:04:29,261
I thought I'd just call
and say hello.
1502
01:04:29,392 --> 01:04:30,610
It was really nice meeting you.
1503
01:04:30,741 --> 01:04:32,308
I wish I coulda stayed
and spoke to you.
1504
01:04:32,438 --> 01:04:33,700
That was crazy
what happened.
1505
01:04:33,875 --> 01:04:35,267
I've never seen
anything like it.
1506
01:04:35,398 --> 01:04:37,269
Yeah, that was
a bit of a mad one.
1507
01:04:37,400 --> 01:04:39,445
It's just my stepdad used
to try and hit my mum, innit,
1508
01:04:39,663 --> 01:04:40,925
so I'm totally against
that shit.
1509
01:04:41,012 --> 01:04:42,318
When I saw that guy
troubling you like that
1510
01:04:42,405 --> 01:04:43,449
I dunno, it just...
1511
01:04:43,580 --> 01:04:44,886
It just brought out
bad memories.
1512
01:04:45,060 --> 01:04:46,452
That guy
was one of my brother's friends
1513
01:04:46,539 --> 01:04:49,455
and I actually fucking hate him,
so thank you.
1514
01:04:49,542 --> 01:04:51,762
Oh, yeah, your brother...
1515
01:04:52,545 --> 01:04:53,982
That's why I wanted to call, innit?
1516
01:04:54,156 --> 01:04:55,897
It was... It was me,
I was at the bank
1517
01:04:56,027 --> 01:04:58,334
and I killed your brother Leo,
I did... I didn't mean to...
1518
01:04:58,421 --> 01:05:00,075
- it just happened all so quick.
What?
1519
01:05:00,249 --> 01:05:01,946
- You didn't kill him.
No, I did.
1520
01:05:02,033 --> 01:05:03,469
I dunno how. I think
I've just got this power,
1521
01:05:03,600 --> 01:05:04,775
I felt it from young.
1522
01:05:04,949 --> 01:05:06,516
My brother had a heart attack.
1523
01:05:06,646 --> 01:05:09,171
Mm. He's had the condition
ever since he was a kid.
1524
01:05:09,519 --> 01:05:11,825
- But he's awake now.
- Wait, what?
1525
01:05:12,522 --> 01:05:15,525
Leo had a heart attack?
So, it wasn't my fault?
1526
01:05:15,655 --> 01:05:17,135
No, it wasn't your fault, Riko.
1527
01:05:17,657 --> 01:05:18,920
Is that Riko?
1528
01:05:19,137 --> 01:05:21,313
Yeah. Oh. Hold on.
He wants to talk to you.
1529
01:05:21,879 --> 01:05:24,926
Riko...
1530
01:05:25,317 --> 01:05:28,930
I want to thank you, my brother.
You saved my life, bro.
1531
01:05:29,147 --> 01:05:30,496
I've seen the light.
1532
01:05:31,106 --> 01:05:33,847
Thank you, my brother.
1533
01:05:34,196 --> 01:05:35,849
Look, Riko, I gotta go.
1534
01:05:36,633 --> 01:05:37,721
I gotta call
my other stepbrother
1535
01:05:37,851 --> 01:05:39,027
and let him know
1536
01:05:39,244 --> 01:05:41,116
and also, to tell him
that it wasn't your fault.
1537
01:05:41,290 --> 01:05:42,378
Oh, yeah. Yeah,
1538
01:05:42,595 --> 01:05:44,119
if you could tell him
that'd be decent still.
1539
01:05:44,249 --> 01:05:45,207
I will, Riko.
1540
01:05:45,381 --> 01:05:46,817
Well, look, I better go.
1541
01:05:46,991 --> 01:05:49,951
Be safe
and I'll talk to you later.
1542
01:05:50,081 --> 01:05:51,953
All right. Bye, beautiful.
1543
01:05:53,258 --> 01:05:55,913
That was Leo's sister.
She said Leo had a heart attack.
1544
01:05:56,087 --> 01:05:58,524
- That means I didn't kill him!
- Is that right, sunshine?
1545
01:05:58,872 --> 01:06:02,615
Well, you just wait right there
and I'm gonna go check that out.
1546
01:06:02,746 --> 01:06:03,965
Gimme that fuckin' phone.
1547
01:06:05,923 --> 01:06:06,968
Come here!
1548
01:06:07,446 --> 01:06:10,101
Allow it, I ain't done nuffin!
It was just a zoot, bro.
1549
01:06:10,319 --> 01:06:12,930
"Just a zoot," he says.
If my calculations are correct
1550
01:06:13,191 --> 01:06:14,410
the last time I checked
1551
01:06:14,540 --> 01:06:17,065
cannabis was still
an illegal substance.
1552
01:06:17,195 --> 01:06:19,197
Please, bro, come on, man.
I'm sorry, innit?
1553
01:06:19,284 --> 01:06:21,156
Justice must be served!
1554
01:06:21,286 --> 01:06:24,768
Now get in the car.
I am not going to ask you again.
1555
01:06:27,814 --> 01:06:31,688
I told you, get in the car!
1556
01:06:32,428 --> 01:06:33,646
Rah.
1557
01:06:36,432 --> 01:06:38,477
- Oi, is that Wiko, fam?
- Fam, I don't think that's him.
1558
01:06:38,564 --> 01:06:39,739
You just ran over a fed.
1559
01:06:39,870 --> 01:06:41,393
So, what though? Is he Wiko?
1560
01:06:41,480 --> 01:06:43,134
Uh, I... I don't think so.
1561
01:06:43,265 --> 01:06:44,483
How do you know, fam?
1562
01:06:44,614 --> 01:06:45,876
Do you know
what Wiko looks like?
1563
01:06:46,007 --> 01:06:46,964
Uh... Nah.
1564
01:06:47,051 --> 01:06:48,313
So, what the fuck are you doing
1565
01:06:48,574 --> 01:06:50,663
coming out the car telling me
that this ain't Wiko, hm?
1566
01:06:50,794 --> 01:06:52,056
How do you know
that information?
1567
01:06:52,187 --> 01:06:53,710
How do you know
if this is Wiko or not?
1568
01:06:53,840 --> 01:06:55,755
He could all be a fed. Oi!
1569
01:06:56,278 --> 01:06:58,323
What the fuck
are you lookin' at? Huh?
1570
01:06:58,410 --> 01:06:59,759
Are you Wiko?
1571
01:06:59,933 --> 01:07:01,196
Hey, Wiko!
1572
01:07:01,326 --> 01:07:02,936
He's gone mad, fam.
1573
01:07:03,024 --> 01:07:04,025
He's lost it.
1574
01:07:04,155 --> 01:07:06,636
Wiko,
you fuckin' lickle pussy boy!
1575
01:07:06,853 --> 01:07:10,074
Where are you? Huh?
Where are you, little shitbag?
1576
01:07:10,205 --> 01:07:13,164
You can wun but you can't hide!
1577
01:07:13,382 --> 01:07:16,124
Oh, my days!
1578
01:07:16,602 --> 01:07:17,951
It's the Murkle Man!
1579
01:07:18,039 --> 01:07:19,518
♪ Who is it? ♪
1580
01:07:19,605 --> 01:07:20,606
♪ It's the Murkle Man ♪
1581
01:07:20,824 --> 01:07:22,304
♪ Never gonna flex
Like Urkel man ♪
1582
01:07:22,391 --> 01:07:23,914
♪ Come to your ends
And circle man ♪
1583
01:07:24,610 --> 01:07:26,395
Murkle Man!
1584
01:07:26,569 --> 01:07:27,526
♪ It's the murkle guy ♪
1585
01:07:27,787 --> 01:07:29,180
♪ Never gonna flex
Like Urkel guy ♪
1586
01:07:29,267 --> 01:07:30,834
♪ Come to your ends
And circle guy ♪
1587
01:07:30,964 --> 01:07:32,531
♪ All for the green and purple ♪
1588
01:07:32,879 --> 01:07:35,491
It's the Murkle Man!
1589
01:07:35,882 --> 01:07:38,755
Cuz, your timing is impeccable, rudeboy.
1590
01:07:39,016 --> 01:07:40,365
Proper superhero tings.
1591
01:07:40,539 --> 01:07:42,933
It's the Murkle Man. Seckle!
1592
01:07:43,064 --> 01:07:44,282
I need your help, fam.
1593
01:07:44,717 --> 01:07:46,719
Please tell me you know
who this Wiko is.
1594
01:07:47,242 --> 01:07:49,809
I need to know who he is
and where he was at.
1595
01:07:50,158 --> 01:07:51,985
Please, tell me you know
this information, fam?
1596
01:07:52,160 --> 01:07:53,552
You might have to circle still.
1597
01:07:54,075 --> 01:07:56,947
I see Riko, fam,
he was all chillin' in Faces.
1598
01:07:57,426 --> 01:07:59,993
- What? Faces?
- Yeah, fam.
1599
01:08:00,298 --> 01:08:01,691
And he was all chillin'
with your sister.
1600
01:08:02,039 --> 01:08:03,258
Murkle!
1601
01:08:03,475 --> 01:08:06,435
I'm not gonna lie, fam,
she was looking kinda neckle!
1602
01:08:06,522 --> 01:08:10,091
Can you shut the fuck up?
I'm tryna watch Gogglebox!
1603
01:08:10,178 --> 01:08:12,093
Suck your mum!
1604
01:08:12,832 --> 01:08:14,269
Murkle!
1605
01:08:14,573 --> 01:08:16,184
♪ It's the Murkle Man ♪
1606
01:08:16,314 --> 01:08:17,924
♪ Never gonna flex
Like Urkel man ♪
1607
01:08:18,011 --> 01:08:19,491
♪ Come to your ends
And circle man ♪
1608
01:08:19,578 --> 01:08:21,189
♪ All for the green and purple
Man ♪
1609
01:08:21,363 --> 01:08:23,974
What the fuck? My sister, blud?
1610
01:08:24,105 --> 01:08:26,585
Wiko is tryna chirps
and press my sister, blud?
1611
01:08:26,890 --> 01:08:29,197
This dickhead must think
that he's me, fam!
1612
01:08:29,371 --> 01:08:31,895
Wiko!
You fucking lickle pussio!
1613
01:08:32,025 --> 01:08:33,940
I'm coming for you!
1614
01:08:34,115 --> 01:08:37,074
Fam, your sister just rang man
and said that Leo's cool, bro.
1615
01:08:37,248 --> 01:08:40,033
He woke up, fam.
He's alive and that.
1616
01:08:40,208 --> 01:08:43,080
- What?
- Bruv, your brother's cool.
1617
01:08:43,602 --> 01:08:45,343
He's all saying he wants
to talk to you.
1618
01:08:45,735 --> 01:08:48,303
Cuz, I know I've got
a huge brain and all that
1619
01:08:48,433 --> 01:08:49,826
but all this information
is too much
1620
01:08:49,956 --> 01:08:50,914
for my head top, fam.
1621
01:08:51,480 --> 01:08:53,351
Come like some Christmas special
of Emmerdale Farm, fam!
1622
01:08:53,482 --> 01:08:56,615
Too much is going on
to rasclart!
1623
01:09:00,880 --> 01:09:01,881
Little bro.
1624
01:09:04,754 --> 01:09:06,495
I thought I'd lost you, big bro.
1625
01:09:06,756 --> 01:09:09,585
Never, family. Never.
1626
01:09:11,108 --> 01:09:12,109
T...
1627
01:09:12,588 --> 01:09:13,937
T!Hmm?
1628
01:09:14,938 --> 01:09:16,157
I gotta chat to you, innit?
1629
01:09:18,898 --> 01:09:21,988
All the badness
and wickedness we do...
1630
01:09:23,425 --> 01:09:27,951
all the lengin' and drillin'
we've done...
1631
01:09:30,954 --> 01:09:32,651
it's gotta stop, my bro.
1632
01:09:34,044 --> 01:09:35,306
It's all wrong.
1633
01:09:35,828 --> 01:09:38,918
We gotta stop
with all this madness.
1634
01:09:40,050 --> 01:09:42,052
Man has seen the light, G.
1635
01:09:42,226 --> 01:09:43,619
Jesus!
1636
01:09:43,836 --> 01:09:47,188
He came to me, into my heart!
1637
01:09:47,492 --> 01:09:49,929
What the fuck
are you talkin' about, bro?
1638
01:09:50,234 --> 01:09:51,366
Trust me, bro...
1639
01:09:52,628 --> 01:09:53,585
I've seen the light.
1640
01:09:55,544 --> 01:09:57,023
I've been awoken.
1641
01:09:57,285 --> 01:09:58,590
What light?
1642
01:09:58,851 --> 01:10:00,636
What the fuck
are you talkin' about, bro?
1643
01:10:00,984 --> 01:10:03,726
It was probably this light, fam.
1644
01:10:04,205 --> 01:10:05,728
What the fuck is this?
1645
01:10:06,163 --> 01:10:07,817
What the fuck
have you been inhaling, bro?
1646
01:10:08,034 --> 01:10:09,035
Oi, Tamara,
1647
01:10:09,471 --> 01:10:12,604
- what the fuck is wrong with him?
- Nothing, he's fine.
1648
01:10:12,822 --> 01:10:14,302
Even the doctor said he's fine.
1649
01:10:16,042 --> 01:10:20,046
Oi, and what the fuck are you
doing sleeping with the enemeny!
1650
01:10:20,221 --> 01:10:22,875
What? What are you
talking about?
1651
01:10:23,006 --> 01:10:25,095
Tryna fuck
that Wiko yute, yeah?
1652
01:10:25,226 --> 01:10:27,663
I'm hearing you was all lipsin'
him up and conversating wiv him.
1653
01:10:27,924 --> 01:10:31,797
Oi, big up Riko, cuz.
A proper shepherd.
1654
01:10:32,145 --> 01:10:35,105
I weren't lipsin' him.
I just met him.
1655
01:10:35,323 --> 01:10:37,238
And he's cool,
we were just chattin'.
1656
01:10:37,368 --> 01:10:40,806
Fucking hoebag!
Imbeciles everywhere.
1657
01:10:41,242 --> 01:10:42,460
What you sayin' then, bro?
1658
01:10:42,591 --> 01:10:44,549
Do you want man to keep looking
for Riko, yeah?
1659
01:10:44,680 --> 01:10:47,030
Duh! Of course, fam.
1660
01:10:47,204 --> 01:10:49,337
What, are you dyslexic
or something?
1661
01:10:49,424 --> 01:10:52,035
He tried touch my brother
and now look at him.
1662
01:10:52,122 --> 01:10:54,777
He's all gay and that!
Nah, fam.
1663
01:10:55,038 --> 01:10:56,822
I'm gonna touch him up differently...
1664
01:10:57,562 --> 01:10:59,216
super violate ting.
1665
01:10:59,564 --> 01:11:01,958
He ain't even
gonna see man comin'.
1666
01:11:05,875 --> 01:11:06,963
You're free to go, mate.
1667
01:11:07,093 --> 01:11:09,966
- What? I'm allowed to go, yeah?
- Yes, mate.
1668
01:11:11,184 --> 01:11:13,230
Just sign this
and you're a free man.
1669
01:11:13,317 --> 01:11:15,667
- You got a pen at all?
- Yeah.
1670
01:11:17,408 --> 01:11:20,193
- That's a nice pen, man.
- Yeah, you can keep it.
1671
01:11:20,368 --> 01:11:21,456
You know, look.
1672
01:11:21,586 --> 01:11:23,109
You like flashy things,
don't ya?
1673
01:11:23,240 --> 01:11:25,286
Eh? Look at that. Look at that.
Look at that.
1674
01:11:25,373 --> 01:11:28,289
- Souvenir, go on.
- Sick. Safe, fam.
1675
01:11:28,419 --> 01:11:29,942
Yeah, come on, Bill,
let's go.
1676
01:11:33,729 --> 01:11:36,166
Man try and lock me up
like some cage animal.
1677
01:11:36,253 --> 01:11:38,168
This ain't 12 Years
a Slave, cuzzy.
1678
01:11:38,255 --> 01:11:39,561
This is Sumotherhood.
1679
01:11:39,909 --> 01:11:41,171
Oh, fam...
1680
01:11:41,302 --> 01:11:42,738
Pinky's been blowin' up
man's phone.
1681
01:11:42,868 --> 01:11:46,655
- He's on to man differently.
- Silly Billy wanna test moi.
1682
01:11:46,829 --> 01:11:48,744
Fuck that! Man's certi.
1683
01:11:48,831 --> 01:11:52,313
One call to the connect and bam!
Man buss case.
1684
01:11:52,443 --> 01:11:53,357
Oh, no.
1685
01:11:53,662 --> 01:11:55,403
Man didn't even call
Uncle Bernstein, you know.
1686
01:11:55,490 --> 01:11:56,621
I called Tamara still.
1687
01:11:56,752 --> 01:11:58,144
She said
I didn't kill her brother, fam.
1688
01:11:58,231 --> 01:11:59,407
He's alive
and it was an accident.
1689
01:11:59,581 --> 01:12:01,104
That means I can fall in love
with Tamara after all.
1690
01:12:01,191 --> 01:12:02,105
I lie, fam?
1691
01:12:02,453 --> 01:12:04,150
You used your phone call
to call Tamara, blud?
1692
01:12:04,499 --> 01:12:06,675
Are you fucking crazy, cuz?
1693
01:12:06,979 --> 01:12:08,154
Are you not listening, fam?
1694
01:12:08,329 --> 01:12:10,374
I told her what happened
and she's cool with it, bro.
1695
01:12:10,896 --> 01:12:12,985
You a proper idiot, cuz.
1696
01:12:13,725 --> 01:12:14,683
Fuck.
1697
01:12:15,466 --> 01:12:18,295
Come we go link Shotti, man.
Let's explain all this.
1698
01:12:18,426 --> 01:12:20,210
Where the fuck you man been?
1699
01:12:22,778 --> 01:12:25,215
Oh, cuz, man got into
a lickle madness, innit?
1700
01:12:25,433 --> 01:12:26,477
Us man went to the club,
1701
01:12:26,738 --> 01:12:29,088
Dwayne spoke to security,
us man went inside.
1702
01:12:29,219 --> 01:12:30,829
Then man see bare tings there, bro.
1703
01:12:30,960 --> 01:12:32,962
Then I see my man, innit,
bussed him the P.
1704
01:12:33,049 --> 01:12:34,006
He gave man the food,
1705
01:12:34,180 --> 01:12:36,052
was like "Rah,
that's a lot of food."
1706
01:12:36,182 --> 01:12:38,010
Took that, then us man
was dussing out
1707
01:12:38,141 --> 01:12:40,839
then I see the pengest ting,
bro, like she was proper peng.
1708
01:12:43,059 --> 01:12:44,234
Fuck are you talking about, bruv?
1709
01:12:44,321 --> 01:12:45,757
Are you fucking high or suttin'?
1710
01:12:45,844 --> 01:12:47,585
Oh, nah, nah. Man only had
two draw today still.
1711
01:12:47,672 --> 01:12:49,326
I'm just saying
the ting was peng, bro.
1712
01:12:49,457 --> 01:12:50,806
Then man got
into a little passa.
1713
01:12:50,893 --> 01:12:51,807
Us man were kicking out
1714
01:12:52,024 --> 01:12:53,156
and then boydem
were on to us, innit?
1715
01:12:53,243 --> 01:12:54,157
Brother!
1716
01:12:55,158 --> 01:12:56,942
Where the fuck is my food?
1717
01:12:58,901 --> 01:13:00,511
Um... Uh, Shotti, cuz--
1718
01:13:00,642 --> 01:13:02,339
Shut your mouth, Dwayne.
1719
01:13:02,470 --> 01:13:04,167
I'mma deal with you separate.
1720
01:13:05,037 --> 01:13:06,387
Ask you again, fam.
1721
01:13:07,997 --> 01:13:10,260
- Where the fuck is my food?
- The food, see...
1722
01:13:10,347 --> 01:13:12,044
See, I gave it to Kane, yeah,
but now he's saying--
1723
01:13:12,131 --> 01:13:14,699
- What? Don't even try it, fam!
- Okay.
1724
01:13:14,786 --> 01:13:17,310
So, you tryna take man
for some dickhead, innit?
1725
01:13:17,485 --> 01:13:18,573
Calm.
1726
01:13:20,749 --> 01:13:23,142
Oi, take off my chain.
1727
01:13:23,273 --> 01:13:25,406
I don't want to get his blood
on it when I shoot him.
1728
01:13:25,667 --> 01:13:26,885
Take that off, man.
1729
01:13:27,451 --> 01:13:28,539
Come on, bro, man.
1730
01:13:28,713 --> 01:13:30,280
So what? You wanna rob me
of my food, yeah?
1731
01:13:30,411 --> 01:13:32,195
Nah, nah,
it weren't even like that, fam.
1732
01:13:41,334 --> 01:13:42,205
Hello?
1733
01:13:49,604 --> 01:13:50,735
Say nuttin'.
1734
01:13:55,261 --> 01:14:00,136
Rah!
You man are somethin' else.
1735
01:14:00,658 --> 01:14:03,226
Man was just about to shoot
all three of you on the spot
1736
01:14:03,356 --> 01:14:04,532
and man's hearing
1737
01:14:04,793 --> 01:14:08,318
that you smacked up Melvin
and his boys in Faces, yeah?
1738
01:14:08,492 --> 01:14:11,800
You a bunch
of lucky yutes.
1739
01:14:12,583 --> 01:14:16,848
Oi, fuck the package.
Man smacked up Melvin!
1740
01:14:17,022 --> 01:14:18,981
I've had beef with
that dickhead for years.
1741
01:14:19,590 --> 01:14:20,939
So, wha... wha...
what did you do to him?
1742
01:14:21,026 --> 01:14:22,680
Uh, cuz, man just went
all bipolar with it, innit?
1743
01:14:22,767 --> 01:14:25,117
First, I sparked him
in the face, then I bottled him,
1744
01:14:25,248 --> 01:14:27,163
then I picked up a chair,
then man did a elbow drop.
1745
01:14:27,293 --> 01:14:28,338
Man said "elbow drop"!
1746
01:14:28,469 --> 01:14:30,035
Ay, bruv, that's what we do, Shotti.
1747
01:14:30,166 --> 01:14:32,168
You get me? Anytime, anywhere.
1748
01:14:32,298 --> 01:14:34,300
Unlimited usage. You get me?
1749
01:14:34,431 --> 01:14:36,912
A'ight, but, uh, Shotti...
1750
01:14:37,695 --> 01:14:40,698
Uh... When do we get paid,
'cause...
1751
01:14:41,656 --> 01:14:44,354
man owes 15 bags to
a certain someone, you get me?
1752
01:14:44,572 --> 01:14:45,616
What?
1753
01:14:46,312 --> 01:14:48,706
Don't be talking to me
about no P, fam.
1754
01:14:48,924 --> 01:14:51,230
About you owe
a certain man 15 bags.
1755
01:14:51,361 --> 01:14:53,537
Blud, you owe me
20 fuckin' bags, blud.
1756
01:14:53,668 --> 01:14:54,799
That's how much you lost.
1757
01:14:57,236 --> 01:14:58,237
But don't worry.
1758
01:14:58,629 --> 01:15:00,675
Man's gonna put that loss aside
for the time being.
1759
01:15:00,805 --> 01:15:02,503
Man can pattern that.
Don't watch that.
1760
01:15:02,938 --> 01:15:04,896
Man will make you run that back
in favors.
1761
01:15:06,550 --> 01:15:08,291
I all got a favor now still.
1762
01:15:08,857 --> 01:15:11,860
Man's gotta go Docklands,
and rob some Polish donnies.
1763
01:15:12,469 --> 01:15:14,863
But this time,
I'm gonna come with you
1764
01:15:14,993 --> 01:15:17,082
and see your murder game
for myself.
1765
01:15:17,256 --> 01:15:18,388
You get me?
1766
01:15:18,519 --> 01:15:20,259
Nah, man's kinda tired,
you know.
1767
01:15:20,346 --> 01:15:21,652
It's just man
ain't really slept yet, innit.
1768
01:15:21,739 --> 01:15:23,872
Man ain't askin'
for a favor, cuz.
1769
01:15:23,959 --> 01:15:25,830
Man's tellin' you,
that's the favor.
1770
01:15:25,961 --> 01:15:28,877
- You understand?
- Bro, say no more.
1771
01:15:29,007 --> 01:15:30,792
'Cause man don't even like
Polish people, you get me?
1772
01:15:30,966 --> 01:15:32,707
Remember my man Falaski
and that, yeah?
1773
01:15:32,837 --> 01:15:35,013
Bruv, he all fucked up
my mum's flooring, man.
1774
01:15:35,144 --> 01:15:37,102
- I remember that, bruv.
- Fuck all that!
1775
01:15:37,276 --> 01:15:38,974
You lot go downstairs
and wait, innit?
1776
01:15:39,061 --> 01:15:39,975
Get tooled up.
1777
01:15:41,150 --> 01:15:42,891
Man's gonna ride out
in a sec still.
1778
01:15:49,506 --> 01:15:51,160
Oi, you man, I left my phone.
1779
01:15:51,247 --> 01:15:52,727
- I'll meet man downstairs, yeah?
- Cool.
1780
01:15:54,511 --> 01:15:55,991
Tamara, you all right, darlin'?
1781
01:15:56,339 --> 01:15:57,558
I didn't know
if you was gonna call.
1782
01:15:58,254 --> 01:16:01,213
I was actually calling
to see what you were doing now.
1783
01:16:01,736 --> 01:16:04,390
I was thinking...
maybe if you ain't busy,
1784
01:16:04,521 --> 01:16:06,392
we could link up or something?
1785
01:16:06,610 --> 01:16:08,264
What, now? Um...
1786
01:16:08,351 --> 01:16:10,788
Well, I'm just
- about to go Docklands.
Docklands?
1787
01:16:10,919 --> 01:16:12,094
Yeah,
I just gotta sort suttin' out.
1788
01:16:12,224 --> 01:16:13,356
Okay, cool.
1789
01:16:13,530 --> 01:16:15,445
When you get there,
send me your location
1790
01:16:15,576 --> 01:16:16,751
and I'll come and see you.
1791
01:16:16,881 --> 01:16:18,404
Yeah, no, definitely.
I'll send you location
1792
01:16:18,535 --> 01:16:20,711
as soon as I get there.
007 ting.
1793
01:16:21,016 --> 01:16:24,585
- Okay, cool. See you later.
- Yeah. Yeah, see you in a bit.
1794
01:16:33,506 --> 01:16:35,334
Well done, you lickle sketbag.
1795
01:16:35,900 --> 01:16:39,338
You're a dead man...
1796
01:16:39,469 --> 01:16:41,689
Motherfucker!
1797
01:16:56,921 --> 01:16:58,096
What you doing in here?
1798
01:16:58,793 --> 01:17:00,490
You're meant to wait outside
and be lookout.
1799
01:17:01,012 --> 01:17:02,274
Fuckin' dickhead.
1800
01:17:03,014 --> 01:17:04,625
Oh, I see...
1801
01:17:05,756 --> 01:17:07,453
Hey, what you man sayin'?
You ready, yeah?
1802
01:17:07,540 --> 01:17:08,585
Come on, man.
1803
01:17:08,933 --> 01:17:10,935
Man was born ready, G.
What, they here now, yeah?
1804
01:17:11,066 --> 01:17:12,807
'Cause I'll gun a man down now,
you know.
1805
01:17:12,894 --> 01:17:13,895
No long ting.
1806
01:17:13,982 --> 01:17:15,418
Dun know. Click-clack.
1807
01:17:16,637 --> 01:17:18,856
Yo, fam. Polish mandem are here,
you know.
1808
01:17:18,987 --> 01:17:19,988
Cool.
1809
01:17:20,118 --> 01:17:21,511
You man get the ting ready, yeah?
1810
01:17:21,729 --> 01:17:23,426
Mandem.
1811
01:17:31,042 --> 01:17:32,391
You man work for Krzysztof, yeah?
1812
01:17:32,609 --> 01:17:33,741
Yes, my friend.
1813
01:17:34,219 --> 01:17:37,396
So, what you saying, broskis?
You got some money for me, yeah?
1814
01:17:37,701 --> 01:17:39,747
- You got the drugs?
- Of course, man.
1815
01:17:39,834 --> 01:17:40,965
Always got drugs.
1816
01:17:51,802 --> 01:17:52,716
Click-clack.
1817
01:17:52,847 --> 01:17:53,935
It's Riko and Kane.
1818
01:17:54,022 --> 01:17:55,676
- That's Riko.
- That's Kane.
1819
01:17:55,763 --> 01:17:57,808
Riko and Kane.
We bring the pain.
1820
01:17:57,939 --> 01:17:59,680
Yo, Reeks, get the bag, fam.
1821
01:17:59,810 --> 01:18:00,985
Give man the bag, cuz.
1822
01:18:01,986 --> 01:18:04,685
Oh, I told you that pen
was a little beauty!
1823
01:18:04,815 --> 01:18:07,949
Built-in mic, GPRS
and it's got a torch!
1824
01:18:08,123 --> 01:18:11,953
I feel like James fucking Bond
out here!
1825
01:18:12,083 --> 01:18:14,564
Ian, I think you're taking
all this a bit too far.
1826
01:18:15,043 --> 01:18:16,348
It's getting pretty serious
in there.
1827
01:18:16,479 --> 01:18:17,872
We should call it in
and wait for backup.
1828
01:18:18,002 --> 01:18:20,744
Nah, fuck that, Billy! Let's go!
1829
01:18:25,183 --> 01:18:26,489
Who the fuck are you two?
1830
01:18:26,794 --> 01:18:28,534
We are da Polish people.
1831
01:18:28,709 --> 01:18:29,753
Dob-chez!
1832
01:18:29,884 --> 01:18:32,103
No, we are the Polish people.
1833
01:18:32,234 --> 01:18:35,063
No, we are da Polish people!
1834
01:18:35,193 --> 01:18:36,238
Dob-chez!
1835
01:18:37,543 --> 01:18:39,632
Yes, we are the Polish people.
1836
01:18:39,720 --> 01:18:40,764
So, who the fuck sent you?
1837
01:18:40,895 --> 01:18:43,767
Poldolski sent us,
lach-shee-mesh.
1838
01:18:43,898 --> 01:18:45,377
What the fuck is going
on here, fam?
1839
01:18:45,508 --> 01:18:48,337
What you sayin', famalam?
1840
01:18:48,511 --> 01:18:51,949
- Everyone drop your weapons.
- The fuck are you doing here?
1841
01:18:52,036 --> 01:18:54,343
Shut up!
Man ain't even talking to you.
1842
01:18:55,736 --> 01:18:57,650
Bet you weren't expecting me,
were ya?
1843
01:18:57,781 --> 01:19:00,958
See? Easy peasy, lemon squeezy.
1844
01:19:01,045 --> 01:19:02,786
You men underestimate
the power of planning.
1845
01:19:02,917 --> 01:19:05,267
Proper preparation
prevents poor performance.
1846
01:19:05,397 --> 01:19:07,791
Man's a fucking professional
out here.
1847
01:19:08,139 --> 01:19:10,185
Oi! Don't be tryna move, fam.
1848
01:19:10,402 --> 01:19:12,535
You best keep that dry crusty
peanut head of yours still
1849
01:19:12,709 --> 01:19:15,625
before man start putting holes
in man. Ya get me?
1850
01:19:15,886 --> 01:19:17,496
And that goes
for any of you Mongolians
1851
01:19:17,670 --> 01:19:18,933
tryna play Commando.
1852
01:19:19,150 --> 01:19:22,501
I'm the Bruce Willis out here.
This is my movie!
1853
01:19:23,024 --> 01:19:27,202
Now, who the fuck is Wiko?
1854
01:19:29,944 --> 01:19:31,380
- Are you Wiko, fam?
- Huh?
1855
01:19:31,467 --> 01:19:33,469
I said, are you Wiko, fam?
1856
01:19:33,556 --> 01:19:34,905
You know what?
You just missed him, innit.
1857
01:19:35,036 --> 01:19:36,515
He just popped to the shops.
You want anything?
1858
01:19:36,646 --> 01:19:39,257
You tryna take man for
some fucking Lenny Henry, blud?
1859
01:19:39,388 --> 01:19:42,434
Open your mouth! Say "ah."
1860
01:19:43,218 --> 01:19:47,831
Now, I'm gonna ask you again.
Are you Wiko, fam?
1861
01:19:47,962 --> 01:19:50,094
- I'm Riko, fam.
- You?
1862
01:19:50,225 --> 01:19:51,443
Don't piss me off, fam.
1863
01:19:51,574 --> 01:19:53,141
Careful, bro,
you don't want it with Riko.
1864
01:19:53,271 --> 01:19:54,316
Shut up!
1865
01:19:54,620 --> 01:19:56,797
Fuck sake, man.
I had you covered, bruv.
1866
01:19:56,927 --> 01:19:58,755
The shop story was working.
All you had to do was--
1867
01:19:58,842 --> 01:20:01,366
Shut up, you neek.
So, you're Wiko, yeah?
1868
01:20:02,411 --> 01:20:04,152
This weird-looking hairy yute?
1869
01:20:05,109 --> 01:20:07,808
So, you're the dickhead
that touched my brother, yeah?
1870
01:20:08,330 --> 01:20:10,811
Bro, I know--I swear, blud
say something, anything,
1871
01:20:10,941 --> 01:20:13,248
anything and I will blow
your head bareback, fam.
1872
01:20:15,119 --> 01:20:16,294
What you saying now, huh?
1873
01:20:16,686 --> 01:20:17,948
Where's all
that energy now, fam?
1874
01:20:18,383 --> 01:20:19,820
- Where's that energy now?
- That'’s what I was trying
to tell you--
1875
01:20:19,907 --> 01:20:21,952
Oh, my days, you fucking cowpat!
1876
01:20:22,039 --> 01:20:24,694
What did I say?
I said say anything!
1877
01:20:24,868 --> 01:20:26,652
Anything!
1878
01:20:27,523 --> 01:20:32,354
You know what? Credit's done.
It's game over!
1879
01:20:33,834 --> 01:20:34,965
Any last words, blud?
1880
01:20:35,096 --> 01:20:36,793
Listen, bro--[IMITATES BUZZER] Time's up.
1881
01:20:36,924 --> 01:20:38,273
Enough of
your bad breath lyrics, fam.
1882
01:20:38,360 --> 01:20:40,797
- Stop! Don't shoot him, Theodore!
- Tamara!
1883
01:20:40,928 --> 01:20:42,538
Whoa... SHOTTI: Theodore?
1884
01:20:42,625 --> 01:20:45,758
- Who the fuck is Theodore?
- What the fuck is going on here?
1885
01:20:46,063 --> 01:20:49,327
The fuck are you doing here?
I told you to wait in the car!
1886
01:20:49,458 --> 01:20:51,852
Riko didn't even do anything,
it was just a stupid argument.
1887
01:20:51,939 --> 01:20:53,592
You better shut
your fuckin mouth,
1888
01:20:53,723 --> 01:20:57,031
you fucking whore,
or I swear to Allahu Akbar!
1889
01:20:57,161 --> 01:20:58,859
Bro, that's what
I've been tryna tell you, man.
1890
01:20:58,989 --> 01:21:00,251
I didn't mean
to hurt your brother, cuz.
1891
01:21:00,338 --> 01:21:01,470
It was just an accident.
1892
01:21:02,993 --> 01:21:05,126
I didn't even
touch him.
1893
01:21:05,648 --> 01:21:06,997
I promise you, I'm not a killer.
1894
01:21:08,216 --> 01:21:09,434
What the fuck?
1895
01:21:09,826 --> 01:21:11,088
So, you're telling me
you didn't kill Leo?
1896
01:21:12,046 --> 01:21:13,351
No, I thought I killed him
but then--
1897
01:21:13,482 --> 01:21:15,049
Ah-ha! So, you did try kill
my brother?
1898
01:21:15,179 --> 01:21:16,920
Nah, I thought I did
but I didn't mean to
1899
01:21:17,007 --> 01:21:19,009
and then Tamara was like
"Leo's cool and I was chatting
1900
01:21:19,096 --> 01:21:20,445
to him" and he's like "Yeah,
we're blessed, bro."
1901
01:21:21,011 --> 01:21:23,231
What? So, Leo ain't dead?
1902
01:21:25,059 --> 01:21:26,060
No, he's alive.
1903
01:21:26,364 --> 01:21:27,888
I wasn't sure
how to tell you still.
1904
01:21:27,975 --> 01:21:29,498
What, and you was talking
to him?
1905
01:21:30,455 --> 01:21:33,763
Hold up. What the fuck is this?
Who the fuck are you man?
1906
01:21:34,155 --> 01:21:36,287
I'm Kane, that's Riko--
1907
01:21:36,418 --> 01:21:37,810
- Shut the fuck up!
- Shut the fuck up!
1908
01:21:39,160 --> 01:21:40,030
Hold up!
1909
01:21:40,248 --> 01:21:41,553
Back up, back up, back up.
1910
01:21:41,727 --> 01:21:43,599
I got beef
with these pussios too.
1911
01:21:43,860 --> 01:21:44,905
Wagwan, bro.
1912
01:21:46,471 --> 01:21:47,385
- Psh!
- Psh!
1913
01:21:47,690 --> 01:21:48,996
What the fuck happened
to you, fam?
1914
01:21:49,126 --> 01:21:51,302
Oh, minor, bro.
Couple cracked ribs,
1915
01:21:51,476 --> 01:21:53,304
broke both my arms
above the elbow,
1916
01:21:53,391 --> 01:21:55,176
broke a collarbone,
broke both my legs.
1917
01:21:55,263 --> 01:21:56,133
It's minor though,
1918
01:21:56,307 --> 01:21:57,439
I can still bang out,
you get me?
1919
01:21:57,526 --> 01:21:59,049
This pussio
caught me off-guard.
1920
01:21:59,223 --> 01:22:00,529
Right, that's gas, man.
1921
01:22:00,616 --> 01:22:02,835
We had you out good
and proper. Light work.
1922
01:22:03,053 --> 01:22:05,795
What? Hey, fuck this skinny
tall Tinie Tempah wannabe.
1923
01:22:05,926 --> 01:22:06,883
Shoot him in the pum-pum.
1924
01:22:07,144 --> 01:22:09,712
Hey, no more interruptions
for you, man.
1925
01:22:10,539 --> 01:22:12,149
It's personal time.
1926
01:22:15,848 --> 01:22:16,849
Shh!
1927
01:22:17,241 --> 01:22:18,677
The fuck is that noise, rah?
1928
01:22:20,723 --> 01:22:21,985
Yeah, what is that?
1929
01:22:22,290 --> 01:22:23,682
Swear that's coming
from you, fam.
1930
01:22:23,813 --> 01:22:24,727
Nah, nah, it's nothing.
1931
01:22:25,423 --> 01:22:26,816
It's just something I got
from the police station, innit?
1932
01:22:30,863 --> 01:22:32,735
Rah!
Man's a fucking fed, fam!
1933
01:22:32,822 --> 01:22:34,128
He's all recording, man!
1934
01:22:34,215 --> 01:22:36,304
What the fuck?
You man are feds now, yeah?
1935
01:22:36,391 --> 01:22:37,261
- What?
- What?
1936
01:22:37,348 --> 01:22:39,046
What? I got beat up by a fed?
1937
01:22:39,176 --> 01:22:40,786
What? No,
course man ain't a fed.
1938
01:22:40,873 --> 01:22:44,355
- I'm not a fed, darling.
- Don't chat to my sister, blud!
1939
01:22:44,486 --> 01:22:46,662
What? After everything
we've been through, fam,
1940
01:22:46,749 --> 01:22:48,011
you went to cooperate
with the feds?
1941
01:22:48,098 --> 01:22:49,317
Are you trying to set me up too?
1942
01:22:49,404 --> 01:22:50,753
Nah, it's not even
like that, bro.
1943
01:22:51,188 --> 01:22:52,581
I can't believe it, fam.
1944
01:22:53,060 --> 01:22:55,323
- Man all sleep together, fam.
- Hmm?
1945
01:22:56,106 --> 01:22:59,109
Okay, I haven't got time
for all this. Deal's off.
1946
01:22:59,805 --> 01:23:01,459
Whoa! How you gonna be
pointing a gun at me, man?
1947
01:23:01,546 --> 01:23:02,591
It's me! Allow that, bro!
1948
01:23:02,808 --> 01:23:05,550
- Yo, hold up, blud.
- Nah, I feel violated, blud.
1949
01:23:05,768 --> 01:23:07,161
How could you do
this to man, fam?
1950
01:23:07,291 --> 01:23:08,901
Man could have
snitched together, cuz.
1951
01:23:09,032 --> 01:23:09,946
I'm not a snitch
1952
01:23:10,077 --> 01:23:11,165
and I'm not working
with the feds
1953
01:23:11,295 --> 01:23:12,862
and stop pointing
that fucking gun at me, man.
1954
01:23:12,949 --> 01:23:14,516
Real talk,
it's making me bug out, G.
1955
01:23:14,690 --> 01:23:16,474
Don't tell me what to do, bro.
1956
01:23:18,824 --> 01:23:20,000
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
1957
01:23:20,174 --> 01:23:21,914
I don't like how everyone's
just picking up guns
1958
01:23:22,045 --> 01:23:23,960
like it's some Woolworths
free for all pick-n-mix.
1959
01:23:24,047 --> 01:23:25,353
How'd you like it then,
fam, huh?
1960
01:23:25,614 --> 01:23:27,485
- It's like that, yeah?
- It's not like that, bro.
1961
01:23:27,616 --> 01:23:28,617
The pen weren't even mine.
1962
01:23:28,834 --> 01:23:30,271
- He gave it to me!
- Who?
1963
01:23:30,358 --> 01:23:31,576
My man over there!
1964
01:23:33,926 --> 01:23:34,927
Tell 'em to get back.
1965
01:23:36,277 --> 01:23:39,889
Back 'em off, Brillo pad!
1966
01:23:40,629 --> 01:23:43,371
Back 'em off. Go on, now!
1967
01:23:44,676 --> 01:23:47,505
That's right.
Mr. Cow Foot and Butterbeans.
1968
01:23:47,723 --> 01:23:49,246
What? Fuck that.
1969
01:23:49,420 --> 01:23:51,944
♪ Wagwan to dem
Wagwan to dem ♪
1970
01:23:52,032 --> 01:23:53,729
♪ We are gon tek it to dem... ♪
1971
01:23:55,122 --> 01:23:57,472
♪ An na to dem
An na to dem ♪
1972
01:23:57,646 --> 01:24:00,649
♪ We are gon tek it to dem
We are gon tek it to dem ♪
1973
01:24:00,910 --> 01:24:03,130
♪ Wagwan to dem
Wagwan to dem ♪
1974
01:24:04,435 --> 01:24:05,784
♪ We are gon tek it to dem ♪
1975
01:24:06,307 --> 01:24:08,700
♪ Wagwan to dem
Wagwan to dem ♪
1976
01:24:08,831 --> 01:24:11,529
♪ Shotta fire to dem
Pow, pow, shotta fire to dem ♪
1977
01:24:11,660 --> 01:24:12,791
♪ Lightning and thunder... ♪
1978
01:24:23,063 --> 01:24:25,848
♪ We left em dead, sir
I woulda beg fa ♪
1979
01:24:26,196 --> 01:24:27,241
Shots fired!
1980
01:24:27,502 --> 01:24:30,374
Assistance required!
Help me, I'm gonna die!
1981
01:24:34,944 --> 01:24:37,729
Come on! Fucking come on!
1982
01:24:39,166 --> 01:24:41,429
Pow, pow, pow! You dickhead!
1983
01:24:42,125 --> 01:24:43,170
Take that, Leroy!
1984
01:24:43,561 --> 01:24:47,217
Pussio! Pussio, blud!
Do your research about me!
1985
01:24:47,609 --> 01:24:49,263
Ya Black bastard!
1986
01:24:49,567 --> 01:24:51,091
Yippee ki yay!
1987
01:24:53,832 --> 01:24:55,486
Pow! Pow! Pow!
1988
01:24:58,446 --> 01:25:01,144
Hey, Tyreese, is that you, fam?
I beg you help me, bro.
1989
01:25:01,275 --> 01:25:02,189
Man's in a hurry, innit?
1990
01:25:02,711 --> 01:25:05,148
You got my deets,
innit? DM me!
1991
01:25:05,279 --> 01:25:06,323
Tyreese, no!
1992
01:25:06,845 --> 01:25:08,673
Oh, Tyreese... Come on, Billy!
1993
01:25:08,847 --> 01:25:10,893
Where are ya?
You're missing all the fun!
1994
01:25:15,115 --> 01:25:18,770
♪ We are gon tek it to dem
We are gon tek it to dem ♪
1995
01:25:18,901 --> 01:25:21,164
♪ On a wa to dem
On a wa to dem ♪
1996
01:25:21,251 --> 01:25:23,949
♪ Shotta fire to dem
Shotta fire to dem ♪
1997
01:25:26,256 --> 01:25:28,040
How you gonna dark me
like that, man?
1998
01:25:28,171 --> 01:25:30,347
We're supposed to be brothers!
How you set me up like that?
1999
01:25:30,434 --> 01:25:31,653
I didn't even do nothing, cuz.
2000
01:25:31,740 --> 01:25:33,133
I'd never dark you
like that, fam.
2001
01:25:33,481 --> 01:25:35,874
Come on, bro. BFF, fam.
2002
01:25:36,353 --> 01:25:37,311
Best friends forever.
2003
01:25:37,659 --> 01:25:40,966
What? Allow that, that's moist,
cuz. Ugh, man!
2004
01:25:45,057 --> 01:25:46,624
- You ready, fam?
- I'm ready, fam.
2005
01:25:52,891 --> 01:25:54,632
♪ We are gon tek it to dem ♪
2006
01:25:55,067 --> 01:25:56,156
- Click-clack.
- Click-clack.
2007
01:26:00,551 --> 01:26:04,076
- Oh, blud, I've been shot.
- Can everyone stop getting shot?
2008
01:26:04,294 --> 01:26:07,602
I'm gonna die. I can feel it.
Tell Tamara I love her, cuz,
2009
01:26:07,689 --> 01:26:09,691
and tell her not to go out
with anyone else if I die.
2010
01:26:09,778 --> 01:26:11,475
Shit.
2011
01:26:11,693 --> 01:26:12,694
Please don't die, fam.
2012
01:26:13,173 --> 01:26:15,958
Man
still owe Pinky 15 bags, cuz!
2013
01:26:16,306 --> 01:26:18,178
- Tamara!
- Come on, get up.
2014
01:26:18,395 --> 01:26:20,223
You're gonna be fine
but we gotta go right now.
2015
01:26:20,310 --> 01:26:22,443
Come on, fam.
2016
01:26:24,575 --> 01:26:25,533
Go, fam, go!
2017
01:26:29,101 --> 01:26:30,277
Where you going, fam?
2018
01:26:30,625 --> 01:26:32,322
I told you them Riko and Kane,
them man are wavy, boy.
2019
01:26:32,453 --> 01:26:34,237
- You don't listen, fam.
- Shut up!
2020
01:26:37,545 --> 01:26:41,810
Where is the love? We ask
for more love in the world!
2021
01:26:49,296 --> 01:26:50,514
Oi!
2022
01:26:53,952 --> 01:26:55,693
Fucking pagans!
2023
01:27:02,265 --> 01:27:03,135
Fuck your gang.
2024
01:27:03,875 --> 01:27:06,574
Man's got a new gang now.
Riko and Kane.
2025
01:27:07,705 --> 01:27:09,185
- That's family.
- Dwayne.
2026
01:27:09,490 --> 01:27:10,969
My guy!
2027
01:27:11,492 --> 01:27:12,667
Oh, you man.
2028
01:27:13,363 --> 01:27:15,235
We gotta kick.
Boydem will be here any second.
2029
01:27:34,384 --> 01:27:37,082
No one open fire
unless authorized by me.
2030
01:27:37,169 --> 01:27:38,214
Is that clear?
2031
01:27:39,389 --> 01:27:40,260
Give me that.
2032
01:27:44,002 --> 01:27:45,787
- Is that menthol?
- Yes, ma'am.
2033
01:27:45,874 --> 01:27:47,223
Oh, you scumbag.
2034
01:27:56,711 --> 01:27:58,974
Whoo-hoo!
Look at you now!
2035
01:27:59,191 --> 01:28:01,063
Answer me back!
Ya can't, ya dead.
2036
01:28:01,411 --> 01:28:03,761
Look at you now, you're dead!
You're dead!
2037
01:28:06,938 --> 01:28:09,550
What the fuck
have you done, Ian?
2038
01:28:09,767 --> 01:28:10,942
M... Ma'am...
2039
01:28:11,421 --> 01:28:13,902
Me and Billy here
have unfolded the case
2040
01:28:14,032 --> 01:28:15,469
of a situation of events
2041
01:28:15,599 --> 01:28:20,822
where guns, and drugs, and money
was being used by criminals!
2042
01:28:21,170 --> 01:28:24,782
Bad guys, Black guys,
Polish guys.
2043
01:28:25,087 --> 01:28:28,960
Decepticons, ma'am. Baddies.
2044
01:28:29,831 --> 01:28:32,486
Has he been smoking
the evidence again, Billy?
2045
01:28:32,616 --> 01:28:35,402
No, ma'am. I don't think
he has this time.
2046
01:28:35,706 --> 01:28:38,056
I have just spent
the last two weeks
2047
01:28:38,709 --> 01:28:41,451
having interviews and meetings
at head office
2048
01:28:41,625 --> 01:28:44,280
to clear the Met's name
because you...
2049
01:28:45,368 --> 01:28:47,849
think it's okay
to taser innocent Black men.
2050
01:28:48,240 --> 01:28:51,679
Oh, yeah, ma'am--Don't you wave
that fucking thing at me!
2051
01:28:51,940 --> 01:28:53,028
You clown.
2052
01:28:53,594 --> 01:28:56,118
Do you know,
I've had 18 complaints
2053
01:28:56,248 --> 01:28:58,555
regarding you
and your "unorthodox"
2054
01:28:58,686 --> 01:29:01,123
and xenophobic methods
of police work?
2055
01:29:02,429 --> 01:29:03,473
And yesterday...
2056
01:29:04,344 --> 01:29:08,173
a complaint about
inappropriate sexual misconduct
2057
01:29:08,304 --> 01:29:11,351
with an ambulance worker! Again!
2058
01:29:12,700 --> 01:29:13,744
And now this!
2059
01:29:14,092 --> 01:29:16,921
She's chatting shit, ma'am.
2060
01:29:17,095 --> 01:29:19,576
I didn't even touch her.
All I did was...
2061
01:29:23,363 --> 01:29:25,452
- What, that's all you did?
- Yeah, ma'am, just that!
2062
01:29:25,626 --> 01:29:28,193
What? Just that?
2063
01:29:28,498 --> 01:29:31,327
What's wrong with that?
2064
01:29:31,501 --> 01:29:35,462
She must be a snowflake!
2065
01:29:35,549 --> 01:29:37,855
But I tell you what,
when I was starting out,
2066
01:29:37,986 --> 01:29:40,902
you never knew
who was gonna slap your backside
2067
01:29:40,989 --> 01:29:42,338
from one minute to the next.
2068
01:29:42,469 --> 01:29:44,906
And it was
character building, right?
2069
01:29:45,036 --> 01:29:48,431
Wrong!
2070
01:29:51,303 --> 01:29:54,306
Fucking wrong,
you ridiculous prick.
2071
01:29:55,656 --> 01:29:57,309
She's an ambulance driver.
2072
01:29:57,397 --> 01:30:01,183
She sees horrific things
all day long and you think...
2073
01:30:01,662 --> 01:30:05,492
she needs to indulge
your inappropriate schoolboy
2074
01:30:05,579 --> 01:30:07,407
little dick behavior.
2075
01:30:12,760 --> 01:30:14,936
Your time's up here.
2076
01:30:17,895 --> 01:30:20,724
You know, we see your type
every day at work...
2077
01:30:21,986 --> 01:30:23,597
hear about you on the news.
2078
01:30:23,988 --> 01:30:28,428
Our mothers, sisters,
daughters, friends...
2079
01:30:29,211 --> 01:30:31,692
they encounter you
on a daily basis
2080
01:30:32,432 --> 01:30:35,565
but that ends now.
2081
01:30:38,002 --> 01:30:43,094
What were you thinking?
Are you on crack?
2082
01:30:44,444 --> 01:30:46,271
I'm taking your badge.
2083
01:30:46,707 --> 01:30:48,578
You're fired.
2084
01:30:48,709 --> 01:30:52,321
- But... but, ma'am!
- Go and get your shit and go!
2085
01:30:53,453 --> 01:30:56,064
Nobody likes you, Ian,
you're a wanker.
2086
01:31:09,251 --> 01:31:10,818
M... Me bollocks!
2087
01:31:16,911 --> 01:31:19,870
Here's Pudi! Oh, shit.
2088
01:31:25,006 --> 01:31:30,054
"Fifteen bags, bossman."
"Riko and Kane."
2089
01:31:30,925 --> 01:31:32,143
"Click-clack"?
2090
01:31:35,756 --> 01:31:37,975
They paid me in fucking rupees!
2091
01:31:39,194 --> 01:31:41,022
Clever little fuckings.
2092
01:31:41,152 --> 01:31:43,677
Where the fuck
are you two hidings, huh?
2093
01:31:46,723 --> 01:31:47,724
♪ I need all dat
2094
01:31:48,725 --> 01:31:51,380
♪ I need big bags only
Ain't no money where y'all at ♪
2095
01:31:52,381 --> 01:31:54,862
♪ Yo, everybody walk down on me
Everybody crawl back ♪
2096
01:31:54,992 --> 01:31:58,082
♪ Yo, I need all dat, yeah
I need all dat ♪
2097
01:31:58,300 --> 01:32:00,868
You already know
from London to LA, baby!
2098
01:32:00,998 --> 01:32:02,086
Click-clack!
2099
01:32:02,304 --> 01:32:03,697
Fam, stop doing that, man.
2100
01:32:03,784 --> 01:32:06,613
Sorry, man. I'm only
gonna do this four more times!
2101
01:32:08,484 --> 01:32:09,529
Not gonna lie...
2102
01:32:10,007 --> 01:32:11,879
feels like I'm in a Disney film
or something.
2103
01:32:12,357 --> 01:32:14,838
Like I'm Aladdin
and you're my Princess Jasmine.
2104
01:32:15,317 --> 01:32:17,493
It's crazy. It feels like...
2105
01:32:18,494 --> 01:32:20,191
I dunno, like this is the part
of the film
2106
01:32:20,278 --> 01:32:23,238
where the hero gets the girl.
Like this is that moment.
2107
01:32:23,368 --> 01:32:24,456
The moment
when they finally kiss
2108
01:32:24,718 --> 01:32:26,154
and nothing can stop it,
d'you know what I mean?
2109
01:32:31,159 --> 01:32:32,421
Selfie gang!
2110
01:32:32,552 --> 01:32:33,509
Take the picture for me.
2111
01:32:33,640 --> 01:32:34,858
Hey, Kane, Kane, Kane.
2112
01:32:35,946 --> 01:32:36,991
That's it, that's it.
2113
01:32:37,121 --> 01:32:38,601
And gang!
2114
01:32:42,997 --> 01:32:44,955
♪ I'mma go get it
I'mma go get it ♪
2115
01:32:45,086 --> 01:32:47,001
♪ Tell me why you can't
Get out my business ♪
2116
01:32:47,088 --> 01:32:49,656
♪ This ain't no game
Nah this is not no scrimmage ♪
2117
01:32:49,743 --> 01:32:52,093
♪ I'mma do everything just
To say I did it ♪
2118
01:32:52,180 --> 01:32:54,008
♪ Say I did it, say I did it
Uh ♪
2119
01:32:54,095 --> 01:32:55,618
♪ I'mma go get it
I'mma go get it ♪
2120
01:32:55,792 --> 01:32:57,489
♪ Tell me why you can't get
Out my business ♪
2121
01:32:57,577 --> 01:33:00,318
♪ This ain't no game nah
This is not no scrimmage ♪
2122
01:33:00,405 --> 01:33:02,712
♪ I'mma do everything just
To say I did it ♪
2123
01:33:02,799 --> 01:33:04,061
♪ Say I did it say I did it ♪
2124
01:33:04,148 --> 01:33:05,454
♪ Say I done it, say I won it ♪
2125
01:33:05,541 --> 01:33:06,847
♪ Know I'm always gon keep it
A hundred ♪
2126
01:33:06,934 --> 01:33:07,978
♪ Never fronting
Let's run away ♪
2127
01:33:08,065 --> 01:33:09,066
♪ With the way we running ♪
2128
01:33:09,327 --> 01:33:10,677
♪ New fit stunning
Everybody says stuff ♪
2129
01:33:10,764 --> 01:33:11,634
♪ But it don't mean nothing ♪
2130
01:33:11,852 --> 01:33:12,809
♪ We don't listen
To all that ♪
2131
01:33:13,027 --> 01:33:14,289
♪ That's the not way
That we coming ♪
2132
01:33:14,506 --> 01:33:16,726
♪ Yeah we don't listen
to all that we gon keep vibing ♪
2133
01:33:16,813 --> 01:33:19,337
♪ Just get loose and stop
With all of the trying ♪
2134
01:33:19,424 --> 01:33:21,862
♪ We gon keep striving
I am never lying ♪
2135
01:33:21,992 --> 01:33:23,080
♪ You just gotta do you ♪
2136
01:33:23,211 --> 01:33:25,692
♪ You ain't gotta hide it
Hide it nah ♪
2137
01:33:25,822 --> 01:33:27,824
♪ Yeah that's not the way
That we coming yeah ♪
2138
01:33:27,955 --> 01:33:30,479
♪ Yeah you know I did it
This is no discussion yeah ♪
2139
01:33:30,566 --> 01:33:32,002
♪ You know I wake up do
It all again ♪
2140
01:33:32,133 --> 01:33:33,003
♪ No instruction yeah ♪
2141
01:33:33,351 --> 01:33:34,875
♪ Your time I take up
Then I ball again ♪
2142
01:33:35,005 --> 01:33:35,963
♪ When I'm running yeah ♪
2143
01:33:36,137 --> 01:33:37,486
♪ And then I jump man
We back again ♪
2144
01:33:37,617 --> 01:33:38,705
♪ Got your brain tied up ♪
2145
01:33:39,096 --> 01:33:41,403
♪ We take no break we go all in
Like the game's tied up ♪
2146
01:33:42,143 --> 01:33:43,535
♪ Cuz you know
That's what I do ♪
2147
01:33:43,623 --> 01:33:44,972
♪ Hit the right gap
Like a runnin' back ♪
2148
01:33:45,059 --> 01:33:46,800
♪ Because I won't
Ever lose like ♪
2149
01:33:47,148 --> 01:33:48,976
♪ I'mma go get it
I'mma go get it ♪
2150
01:33:49,106 --> 01:33:50,847
♪ Tell me why
You can't get out my business ♪
2151
01:33:50,978 --> 01:33:53,720
♪ This ain't no game nah
This is not no scrimmage ♪
2152
01:33:53,807 --> 01:33:56,157
♪ I'mma do everything
Just to say I did it ♪
2153
01:33:56,287 --> 01:33:57,811
♪ Say I did it
Say I did it uh ♪
2154
01:33:57,898 --> 01:33:59,769
♪ I'mma go get it
I'mma go get it ♪
2155
01:33:59,856 --> 01:34:01,815
♪ Tell me why
You can't get out my business ♪
2156
01:34:01,902 --> 01:34:04,731
♪ This ain't no game nah
This is not no scrimmage ♪
2157
01:34:04,861 --> 01:34:06,863
♪ I'mma do everything just
To say I did it ♪
2158
01:34:06,950 --> 01:34:08,169
♪ Say I did it ♪
2159
01:34:08,822 --> 01:34:10,475
♪ Came to the game
I was young and fresh ♪
2160
01:34:10,606 --> 01:34:11,781
♪ And ever so naive ♪
2161
01:34:11,868 --> 01:34:13,174
♪ Got a chance and I took that ♪
2162
01:34:13,261 --> 01:34:15,306
♪ And I share boy so on it
From a YP ♪
2163
01:34:15,393 --> 01:34:18,614
♪ On a TV screen from 12 chosen
But at the same time why me? ♪
2164
01:34:18,745 --> 01:34:20,311
♪ Sittin' in my hostel
Smokin' weed ♪
2165
01:34:20,442 --> 01:34:21,965
♪ Eating chicken and chips
And Chinese ♪
2166
01:34:22,052 --> 01:34:23,575
♪ Feeling depressed
And I think too much ♪
2167
01:34:23,663 --> 01:34:25,403
♪ But that's what happens
I'm a Pisces ♪
2168
01:34:25,490 --> 01:34:27,188
♪ Fighting demons daily
I hate it ♪
2169
01:34:27,275 --> 01:34:28,755
♪ But I'm wavy
Like the high seas ♪
2170
01:34:28,842 --> 01:34:29,973
♪ They say I've been a victim ♪
2171
01:34:30,104 --> 01:34:31,192
♪ But all the bullshit
I've been through ♪
2172
01:34:31,322 --> 01:34:32,323
♪ That won't define me ♪
2173
01:34:32,497 --> 01:34:33,934
♪ I got called out
Reacted badly ♪
2174
01:34:34,064 --> 01:34:35,500
♪ Yeah
I got banned from the IG ♪
2175
01:34:35,587 --> 01:34:37,546
♪ But I let it all slide
'Cause at the same time ♪
2176
01:34:37,633 --> 01:34:38,939
♪ I can't believe Paramount
Signed me ♪
2177
01:34:39,026 --> 01:34:40,462
♪ I'm tryna aim for the stars ♪
2178
01:34:40,592 --> 01:34:42,725
♪ Can't sit around, I gotta
Be ready when my flight leaves ♪
2179
01:34:42,899 --> 01:34:44,161
♪ What's going on, my G? ♪
2180
01:34:44,248 --> 01:34:45,728
♪ I'm gonna save more money
You will find me ♪
2181
01:34:45,815 --> 01:34:47,512
♪ I'm in the ends
Couple goons right beside me ♪
2182
01:34:47,599 --> 01:34:49,166
♪ I don't give a shit
About whoever don't like me ♪
2183
01:34:49,253 --> 01:34:50,124
♪ I'm past that ♪
2184
01:34:50,385 --> 01:34:51,081
♪ I feel happy
I'm standing strong ♪
2185
01:34:51,168 --> 01:34:52,082
♪ Got my laugh back ♪
2186
01:34:52,517 --> 01:34:53,562
♪ I'm from the hood
On the rolled out tarmac ♪
2187
01:34:53,867 --> 01:34:55,303
♪ Yeah, I been doing this ting
From far back ♪
2188
01:34:55,390 --> 01:34:56,783
♪ And now I got investors
Putting their money ♪
2189
01:34:56,870 --> 01:34:58,045
♪ Where their mouth is
Aim to make P ♪
2190
01:34:58,132 --> 01:34:59,089
♪ Then half that ♪
2191
01:34:59,394 --> 01:35:00,525
♪ Yeah, I was online
Just losing my mind ♪
2192
01:35:00,743 --> 01:35:02,266
♪ Yeah, that's what you call
A TV car crash ♪
2193
01:35:02,353 --> 01:35:03,398
♪ It's a par, fam ♪
2194
01:35:03,572 --> 01:35:05,052
♪ All I wanna do
Is just live my life ♪
2195
01:35:05,139 --> 01:35:06,662
♪ But I get so caught up
At times ♪
2196
01:35:06,749 --> 01:35:08,446
♪ Impossible ladder
That I must climb ♪
2197
01:35:08,533 --> 01:35:10,231
♪ But I'm just smiling
Like I'm fine ♪
2198
01:35:10,318 --> 01:35:11,885
♪ And I'm just real
Not tellin' no lies ♪
2199
01:35:11,972 --> 01:35:13,625
♪ But I've been moving
Like I'm blind ♪
2200
01:35:13,713 --> 01:35:15,279
♪ Yeah
I feel lost but still I try ♪
2201
01:35:15,366 --> 01:35:17,107
♪ Even though
I'm low somehow I fly ♪
2202
01:35:17,194 --> 01:35:18,674
♪ All I wanna do
Is start again ♪
2203
01:35:18,805 --> 01:35:20,328
♪ I was traumatized
By the age of ten ♪
2204
01:35:20,415 --> 01:35:22,069
♪ Though I'm surrounded
By good friends ♪
2205
01:35:22,156 --> 01:35:23,810
♪ Life gets hard
When you can't pay rent ♪
2206
01:35:23,897 --> 01:35:25,507
♪ So I'm just here
Tryna use my head ♪
2207
01:35:25,594 --> 01:35:27,291
♪ Can't take back all the words
I've said ♪
2208
01:35:27,378 --> 01:35:28,945
♪ I don't wanna snap
Like a broken leg ♪
2209
01:35:29,076 --> 01:35:30,947
♪ So I'm tryna stay calm
And breathe instead ♪
2210
01:35:33,733 --> 01:35:35,386
♪ It's the next thing
Yeah man I'm on set ♪
2211
01:35:35,473 --> 01:35:36,561
♪ I'm a big boy actor ♪
2212
01:35:36,648 --> 01:35:38,041
♪ But at the same time
I'm directing ♪
2213
01:35:38,128 --> 01:35:39,347
♪ Writing films for a living ♪
2214
01:35:39,564 --> 01:35:41,262
♪ Me and Mikey went
And got the sequel penned in ♪
2215
01:35:41,349 --> 01:35:43,090
♪ Still I gotta navigate through
This bullshit ♪
2216
01:35:43,220 --> 01:35:44,526
♪ And there's no sign
Of it ending ♪
2217
01:35:44,656 --> 01:35:45,919
♪ I was told down and out ♪
2218
01:35:46,006 --> 01:35:47,834
♪ Gotta spend the last ten years Resurrecting
2219
01:35:47,921 --> 01:35:49,052
♪ But I gotta make my P now ♪
2220
01:35:49,139 --> 01:35:50,010
♪ Step it up ♪
2221
01:35:50,358 --> 01:35:51,054
♪ But the real life
Still tempting ♪
2222
01:35:51,707 --> 01:35:52,969
♪ Yeah I'm trying
To stay focused and be calm ♪
2223
01:35:52,969 --> 01:35:54,318
♪ I ain't even online venting
2224
01:35:54,449 --> 01:35:55,972
♪ Been away, got my head right
And I can't lie ♪
2225
01:35:56,059 --> 01:35:57,626
♪ My mind's gone through
So much mending ♪
2226
01:35:57,757 --> 01:35:59,106
♪ No Insta
Still on Twitter though ♪
2227
01:35:59,236 --> 01:36:00,847
♪ Fourteen years
And my name's still trending ♪
2228
01:36:00,934 --> 01:36:01,891
♪ On a comeback ♪
2229
01:36:02,239 --> 01:36:03,327
♪ Yeah, manna been praying
For my downfall ♪
2230
01:36:03,588 --> 01:36:05,112
♪ Wish bare hate
But I still rise above that ♪
2231
01:36:05,199 --> 01:36:06,417
♪ Thought I was all washed up ♪
2232
01:36:06,635 --> 01:36:08,376
♪ But impossible rise
From the dead I just done that ♪
2233
01:36:08,463 --> 01:36:10,291
♪ I'm trying to make changes
But I'm still blazing ♪
2234
01:36:10,378 --> 01:36:11,727
♪ Council tenant
I'm a scumbag ♪
2235
01:36:11,814 --> 01:36:13,468
♪ I'm in the hood just bunning
My zoot with a gooz ♪
2236
01:36:13,555 --> 01:36:14,774
♪ Stay away from the gunman ♪
2237
01:36:14,861 --> 01:36:15,949
♪ Got to love that ♪
2238
01:36:16,253 --> 01:36:17,515
♪ I show love to the man
And get love back ♪
2239
01:36:17,602 --> 01:36:18,995
♪ Can't sit around waiting
Fuck that ♪
2240
01:36:19,082 --> 01:36:20,649
♪ Just grab my... say that ♪
2241
01:36:20,780 --> 01:36:22,346
♪ I'm a BAFTA award winner
Trump that ♪
2242
01:36:22,477 --> 01:36:24,000
♪ Ain't begging no fen
No bun that ♪
2243
01:36:24,087 --> 01:36:25,610
♪ The fake scarpered quick
Watch 'em run back ♪
2244
01:36:25,697 --> 01:36:26,829
♪ My mind's untapped ♪
2245
01:36:27,308 --> 01:36:28,613
♪ Man are on a movement ting
Can't sit around waiting ♪
2246
01:36:28,700 --> 01:36:30,006
♪ I'm not like them man yet ♪
2247
01:36:30,093 --> 01:36:31,225
♪ I see mandem hating ♪
2248
01:36:31,355 --> 01:36:32,356
♪ But I ain't even got
To watch face ♪
2249
01:36:32,443 --> 01:36:33,401
♪ Let them man stare ♪
2250
01:36:33,836 --> 01:36:35,316
♪ Just creating vibes whole time
For the fake ting ♪
2251
01:36:35,446 --> 01:36:36,534
♪ I wanna make that clear ♪
2252
01:36:36,665 --> 01:36:37,927
♪ I know life is a movie ♪
2253
01:36:38,145 --> 01:36:40,016
♪ And I'm still flying high, man
I float in the air ♪
2254
01:36:40,103 --> 01:36:41,801
♪ Float in the air
Float in the air...♪
2255
01:36:44,934 --> 01:36:46,457
♪ Watch face
Let them man stare ♪
2256
01:36:46,544 --> 01:36:50,244
♪ Let man stare
Let man stare, let man ♪
2257
01:36:51,245 --> 01:36:52,899
♪ Like them man there
2258
01:36:55,075 --> 01:36:56,598
Gangsta rizz about his vibez!
2259
01:36:56,685 --> 01:36:58,600
What you saying now, cuzzy? KANE: What you saying, boy?
2260
01:36:58,687 --> 01:37:00,210
What you saying, fam? RIKO: What you saying?
2261
01:37:00,297 --> 01:37:02,038
What you saying, fam? I was just jumping.
2262
01:37:02,169 --> 01:37:03,300
I was just jumping.
2263
01:37:03,431 --> 01:37:04,911
I was just jumping! Click-clack.
2264
01:37:05,085 --> 01:37:06,390
Click-clack.
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