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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,133 --> 00:00:09,081 Previously on SurrealEstate. 2 00:00:09,092 --> 00:00:10,892 - [QUIET SCORE] - Who's a good client? 3 00:00:11,074 --> 00:00:14,074 Come back to ASDRA, August. Come back to me. 4 00:00:14,253 --> 00:00:15,602 [KNOCKING ON DOOR] 5 00:00:15,641 --> 00:00:18,731 Susan, I desperately need some career advice! 6 00:00:18,965 --> 00:00:20,599 Help me. 7 00:00:20,646 --> 00:00:22,806 - You seen Zooey? - [GASPS] 8 00:00:23,304 --> 00:00:25,276 - She went to see Susan. - [GASPS] 9 00:00:25,655 --> 00:00:26,985 I'm going to see my mom. 10 00:00:26,996 --> 00:00:28,090 What's new? 11 00:00:28,101 --> 00:00:30,271 All this time and you still don't care. 12 00:00:30,377 --> 00:00:33,337 - Do you still hear the voices? - [RATTLING] 13 00:00:33,534 --> 00:00:36,454 [LUKE] These days? Not so much. 14 00:00:36,495 --> 00:00:38,045 [SCORE FADES OUT] 15 00:00:38,455 --> 00:00:40,415 Yeah, yeah. Zooey's okay. 16 00:00:40,457 --> 00:00:41,957 I'm just leaving the hospital now. 17 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:43,630 - [TRAFFIC WHIZZING] - [POLICE SIRENS] 18 00:00:48,507 --> 00:00:50,007 [SIGH, SNIFFLE] 19 00:00:50,050 --> 00:00:51,590 [TRAFFIC SOUNDS CONTINUE] 20 00:00:59,685 --> 00:01:01,275 [PENSIVE SCORE] 21 00:01:06,191 --> 00:01:07,781 [EERIE SCORE] 22 00:01:11,738 --> 00:01:13,658 [SAFE CROSSING SIGNAL BEEPING] 23 00:01:24,167 --> 00:01:25,627 [GIRL BREATHES NERVOUSLY] 24 00:01:34,595 --> 00:01:36,145 Pardon me, Miss? 25 00:01:37,723 --> 00:01:39,273 You okay? 26 00:01:40,892 --> 00:01:42,442 I'm looking for my mom. 27 00:01:43,186 --> 00:01:44,686 Where'd you leave her? 28 00:01:45,230 --> 00:01:46,860 We were arguing 29 00:01:46,898 --> 00:01:49,608 and then this big white car came out of nowhere and... 30 00:01:56,366 --> 00:01:57,866 [TENDER SCORE] 31 00:02:12,262 --> 00:02:13,892 You've been waiting here a while, huh? 32 00:02:14,718 --> 00:02:16,877 I just keep thinking she'll be here. 33 00:02:16,888 --> 00:02:19,350 If I keep coming back, she'll be here. 34 00:02:19,389 --> 00:02:20,889 But nobody will talk to me! 35 00:02:20,932 --> 00:02:23,022 They just walk past me like I'm not there. 36 00:02:25,562 --> 00:02:27,862 Except you. You're different. 37 00:02:33,779 --> 00:02:35,859 You know what your mom would want you to do, right? 38 00:02:36,929 --> 00:02:38,280 We argue a lot. 39 00:02:38,325 --> 00:02:40,085 Doesn't matter. 40 00:02:40,118 --> 00:02:41,868 She loves you. 41 00:02:43,320 --> 00:02:44,911 I guess. 42 00:02:44,956 --> 00:02:46,876 Things with moms is: 43 00:02:48,366 --> 00:02:50,656 Even if she's not, like, there to say it, 44 00:02:51,963 --> 00:02:53,553 doesn't mean she doesn't care. 45 00:02:55,008 --> 00:02:57,258 She wants the best for you. Always. 46 00:02:58,929 --> 00:03:00,429 And the best for you... 47 00:03:01,264 --> 00:03:03,024 just isn't here anymore. 48 00:03:06,478 --> 00:03:08,058 You go ahead. 49 00:03:09,481 --> 00:03:11,231 You cross. 50 00:03:13,317 --> 00:03:14,907 [GENTLE SIGH] 51 00:03:17,030 --> 00:03:18,570 [SAFE CROSSING SIGNAL BEEPS] 52 00:03:23,161 --> 00:03:25,251 [DRAMATIC WHOOSH] 53 00:03:28,542 --> 00:03:30,082 [SCORE CROSSFADES TO OPENING THEME] 54 00:03:38,709 --> 00:03:42,601 - Synced and corrected by naFraC - - www.addic7ed.com - 55 00:03:43,849 --> 00:03:45,599 [MAN SCREAMING] 56 00:03:46,393 --> 00:03:47,983 - [THEME FADES OUT] - [TRAFFIC IN DISTANCE] 57 00:03:50,188 --> 00:03:52,108 - [THUMPS IN DISTANCE] - [MAN IN DISTANCE GROANS] 58 00:03:52,149 --> 00:03:54,649 - [TENSE SCORE] - [COUPLE TALKING FAINTLY] 59 00:03:54,693 --> 00:03:56,993 [MAN IN BED, WHISPERING] Joiti. Joiti. 60 00:03:57,723 --> 00:03:59,273 There's someone in the house! 61 00:04:02,585 --> 00:04:04,085 Okay, yeah. 62 00:04:04,703 --> 00:04:06,793 Just, uh, stay in bed. 63 00:04:07,873 --> 00:04:09,673 I am going to check it out. 64 00:04:11,001 --> 00:04:12,501 (NERVOUSLY) Um... 65 00:04:13,503 --> 00:04:15,593 (YELLING) Hey! Hey! Hey! 66 00:04:16,256 --> 00:04:18,626 Uh, you better get outta here! 67 00:04:18,707 --> 00:04:20,207 [MAN TALKING IN DISTANCE] 68 00:04:20,218 --> 00:04:21,625 Hey! 69 00:04:21,691 --> 00:04:26,241 I'm six-foot-four and 240 pounds 70 00:04:26,433 --> 00:04:29,483 of a pissed-off homeowner. 71 00:04:30,437 --> 00:04:32,307 Hey, I'm holding a blade! 72 00:04:33,106 --> 00:04:34,816 Oh, God, it's so sharp 73 00:04:34,858 --> 00:04:36,728 it could cut a tomato 74 00:04:36,777 --> 00:04:39,487 into, like, really thin slices! 75 00:04:40,071 --> 00:04:41,701 [MAN SPEAKS CLOSER] 76 00:04:41,740 --> 00:04:43,320 Ohhh... 77 00:04:44,284 --> 00:04:46,874 You got to the count of three 78 00:04:46,912 --> 00:04:49,542 to get your punk ass outta here. 79 00:04:50,582 --> 00:04:52,172 One! 80 00:04:53,960 --> 00:04:55,500 Two! 81 00:04:55,962 --> 00:04:57,882 Please don't make me do this! 82 00:04:57,923 --> 00:04:59,673 [COUPLE LAUGHING] 83 00:04:59,684 --> 00:05:01,957 What, funny? Really? You find this funny? 84 00:05:01,968 --> 00:05:03,678 [JOITI] Oh, you're so sweet. 85 00:05:03,689 --> 00:05:06,149 Jo, what the hell is happening? Stop! 86 00:05:06,223 --> 00:05:08,393 - [JOITI CHUCKLES] - Stop! Hey, stop! 87 00:05:10,268 --> 00:05:11,808 What was that? 88 00:05:17,192 --> 00:05:20,239 - What's this? - It's a baseball bat, dumbass. 89 00:05:20,659 --> 00:05:21,858 [JOITI] It was his. 90 00:05:21,869 --> 00:05:23,979 - What's it doing here? - I don't know. 91 00:05:23,990 --> 00:05:27,240 It's mine and it's ready to go all lemonade on your ass! 92 00:05:27,285 --> 00:05:29,745 So, this is going into the pile with the rest of his stuff. 93 00:05:29,788 --> 00:05:32,248 Jo, what the shit is going on? 94 00:05:32,290 --> 00:05:35,040 Who is this guy? What is happening? 95 00:05:35,085 --> 00:05:37,255 I know. Just be patient. 96 00:05:38,191 --> 00:05:40,419 - It's hard for me, too. - Hard for you? 97 00:05:40,465 --> 00:05:42,125 Listen to me! Talk to me! 98 00:05:42,175 --> 00:05:44,635 I get it. I know it's hard 99 00:05:44,678 --> 00:05:47,058 but that's why we have to do this, right? We have to move on. 100 00:05:47,097 --> 00:05:50,597 Move on... yes! Out of my house, out of my life! 101 00:05:50,642 --> 00:05:53,562 Stop! Stop! Stop! 102 00:05:53,603 --> 00:05:55,443 - Let's go to bed. - Okay. 103 00:05:55,480 --> 00:05:57,070 [UNSETTLING SCORE] 104 00:05:58,108 --> 00:05:59,778 What? 105 00:05:59,818 --> 00:06:01,738 [JOITI SIGHS] 106 00:06:01,778 --> 00:06:03,278 Jo? 107 00:06:04,030 --> 00:06:06,620 Jo, what the hell? Talk to me. 108 00:06:09,035 --> 00:06:10,575 [DRAMATIC BOOM] 109 00:06:11,496 --> 00:06:13,076 [MAN, ECHOING] Now you're cut off. 110 00:06:13,123 --> 00:06:15,003 [JOITI, ECHOING] I didn't even have that much. 111 00:06:15,041 --> 00:06:16,631 [JOITI CHUCKLES] 112 00:06:16,668 --> 00:06:18,748 [JOITI, MAN CROSSTALK] 113 00:06:21,172 --> 00:06:23,762 - [JOITI, MAN CHUCKLING] - [MAN] What's it doing here? 114 00:06:23,800 --> 00:06:26,180 So, this is going into the pile with the rest of his stuff. 115 00:06:26,219 --> 00:06:28,349 [MAN, JOITI LAUGHING] 116 00:06:28,388 --> 00:06:29,928 [JOITI, ECHOING] Just be patient. 117 00:06:30,682 --> 00:06:32,852 - What? What? What? - [MAN] I know it's hard 118 00:06:32,893 --> 00:06:34,603 but that's why we have to do this, right? 119 00:06:38,231 --> 00:06:39,771 [SIGHS] 120 00:06:43,194 --> 00:06:44,784 (WHISPERED) What? 121 00:06:46,197 --> 00:06:48,317 [DRAMATIC BOOM] 122 00:06:48,366 --> 00:06:50,116 (WHISPERED) What? What? 123 00:06:53,038 --> 00:06:54,538 [MAN, ECHOING] We have to move on. 124 00:06:54,581 --> 00:06:56,501 [PANICKED BREATHING] 125 00:06:56,541 --> 00:06:58,131 Let's go to bed. 126 00:06:58,168 --> 00:07:00,168 [MOANING, PANTING] 127 00:07:00,211 --> 00:07:01,801 [SCREAMING] 128 00:07:01,838 --> 00:07:03,338 [GLASS SHATTERING] 129 00:07:08,741 --> 00:07:10,291 Nas? 130 00:07:19,564 --> 00:07:21,154 [NAS] What the... ? 131 00:07:24,903 --> 00:07:26,613 - [SCORE FADES OUT] - [ELEVATOR ARRIVING CHIME] 132 00:07:29,115 --> 00:07:30,695 How is she? 133 00:07:30,742 --> 00:07:32,582 Zooey is bruised and she is bleeding 134 00:07:32,619 --> 00:07:35,079 and she is mad as a wet cat, but she's gonna be okay. 135 00:07:35,574 --> 00:07:37,284 August is taking her home. 136 00:07:37,433 --> 00:07:39,023 What about Susan? 137 00:07:39,084 --> 00:07:41,044 That is the question, yeah. 138 00:07:41,086 --> 00:07:42,746 Okay, well, listen, I'm gonna keep digging here, 139 00:07:42,796 --> 00:07:44,546 but we need those bank records to get a full picture. 140 00:07:44,589 --> 00:07:46,919 I'll settle for a snapshot. Anything you can find 141 00:07:46,967 --> 00:07:48,717 about the house! Who built it, who lives there. 142 00:07:48,760 --> 00:07:51,390 - Okay, okay. I'm on it. - [LUKE SIGHS] 143 00:07:52,283 --> 00:07:55,768 - You okay? - Susan is in there. I know it. 144 00:07:56,009 --> 00:07:57,589 Well, how can you know? 145 00:07:57,688 --> 00:07:59,228 [GENTLE, SPOOKY SCORE] 146 00:08:00,105 --> 00:08:03,113 The voices? The power, it's all back? 147 00:08:03,124 --> 00:08:04,634 It was my mom. 148 00:08:04,818 --> 00:08:06,438 I touched her hand and it was like 149 00:08:06,486 --> 00:08:08,396 plugging into a 12-gauge speaker wire. 150 00:08:08,639 --> 00:08:10,219 [EXPELS BREATH] 151 00:08:11,074 --> 00:08:13,244 How... How could that work? 152 00:08:13,284 --> 00:08:14,914 What am I, a scientist? 153 00:08:14,953 --> 00:08:16,453 What about your dad? Have you seen him? 154 00:08:16,496 --> 00:08:18,076 No, I haven't had time and now Susan's stuck in there 155 00:08:18,123 --> 00:08:19,583 with God knows what and we need to get her out! 156 00:08:19,624 --> 00:08:21,674 What are you gonna do? 157 00:08:22,752 --> 00:08:24,382 I'm gonna go see a house about a lady. 158 00:08:25,296 --> 00:08:27,006 [SCORE CRESCENDOS, FADES OUT] 159 00:08:31,564 --> 00:08:33,519 [JOITI] When we first moved in there was a half-wall here 160 00:08:33,530 --> 00:08:36,171 that just didn't work and a hideous green accent wall. 161 00:08:36,182 --> 00:08:38,062 It was horrible. [CHUCKLES] 162 00:08:38,101 --> 00:08:40,691 Well, it feels very open. Great job. 163 00:08:40,729 --> 00:08:42,939 - [GENTLE SCORE] - Thank you. 164 00:08:45,859 --> 00:08:47,399 It wasn't me, though. 165 00:08:47,923 --> 00:08:49,324 My husband was good at this stuff. 166 00:08:49,362 --> 00:08:50,912 He even picked all the colors. 167 00:08:51,417 --> 00:08:54,197 He really made this house into something special. 168 00:08:54,426 --> 00:08:57,662 Well, he did. And it is. 169 00:08:57,704 --> 00:08:59,254 - [LOMAX CHUCKLES] - [SCORE FADES OUT] 170 00:08:59,289 --> 00:09:03,209 Okay, so you are competing with four other houses 171 00:09:03,251 --> 00:09:04,745 - in a three-block radius. - Okay. 172 00:09:04,756 --> 00:09:06,506 I checked them out and they're 173 00:09:06,517 --> 00:09:09,180 just about as exciting as underwear for Christmas. 174 00:09:09,771 --> 00:09:13,087 The work you did is going to pay off huge in terms of 175 00:09:13,136 --> 00:09:16,096 a faster sale and a higher price. 176 00:09:16,139 --> 00:09:17,679 [PEN CLICKS] 177 00:09:19,476 --> 00:09:21,346 My first husband did all the work. 178 00:09:21,394 --> 00:09:23,314 [TENDER SCORE] 179 00:09:23,354 --> 00:09:24,904 He was the one with the vision. 180 00:09:25,857 --> 00:09:27,397 The talent. 181 00:09:31,237 --> 00:09:32,907 And he died. 182 00:09:34,043 --> 00:09:35,583 I died? 183 00:09:36,159 --> 00:09:37,699 I am sorry for your loss. 184 00:09:39,454 --> 00:09:42,164 Zayan poured his heart and soul into this house. 185 00:09:43,291 --> 00:09:45,711 He called it our "forever home." 186 00:09:47,545 --> 00:09:49,545 [BOTH] "Until we can afford something better." 187 00:09:50,256 --> 00:09:51,796 [JOITI LAUGHS] 188 00:09:53,802 --> 00:09:55,802 I met Nasser earlier this year. 189 00:09:56,786 --> 00:09:58,314 We married in early October 190 00:09:58,348 --> 00:10:00,638 and a couple months ago we decided... 191 00:10:02,560 --> 00:10:04,100 it was time for us to move on. 192 00:10:05,021 --> 00:10:06,561 Too many memories? 193 00:10:07,649 --> 00:10:09,279 Zayan had a heart thing. 194 00:10:10,652 --> 00:10:12,402 They called it an... 195 00:10:13,154 --> 00:10:14,704 aortic dissection. 196 00:10:16,866 --> 00:10:18,406 It killed him so young. 197 00:10:20,495 --> 00:10:22,045 And that just killed me. 198 00:10:24,249 --> 00:10:26,209 For months I stumbled through everything. 199 00:10:27,585 --> 00:10:29,125 Numb. 200 00:10:32,382 --> 00:10:34,632 Then Nasser brought me back to life. 201 00:10:37,971 --> 00:10:39,511 [SNIFFLES] So... 202 00:10:39,935 --> 00:10:41,237 - [LAUGHS] - [SCORE FADES OUT] 203 00:10:41,248 --> 00:10:42,798 let's get this place sold 204 00:10:42,809 --> 00:10:44,979 and find something new and wonderful 'cause 205 00:10:45,019 --> 00:10:47,229 Nasser really deserves a fresh start. 206 00:10:48,857 --> 00:10:50,397 I don't disagree. 207 00:10:51,192 --> 00:10:52,742 [JOITI] Hm. 208 00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:57,905 You should probably know what happened last night. 209 00:10:57,949 --> 00:10:59,489 [EERIE SCORE] 210 00:11:02,078 --> 00:11:03,618 [SCORE SWELLS] 211 00:11:08,710 --> 00:11:10,250 [ENGINE TURNS OFF] 212 00:11:12,046 --> 00:11:13,586 [CREEPY SCORE] 213 00:11:34,027 --> 00:11:35,737 [DRAMATIC BOOM] 214 00:11:41,326 --> 00:11:42,866 Whoa. 215 00:11:43,703 --> 00:11:45,253 Well, nice to meet you, too. 216 00:11:56,132 --> 00:11:57,842 [RUMBLING] 217 00:11:59,302 --> 00:12:00,852 [RUMBLING FADES OUT] 218 00:12:01,512 --> 00:12:03,392 Looks like we got something to talk about. 219 00:12:04,933 --> 00:12:06,483 So, let's talk. 220 00:12:08,561 --> 00:12:10,441 [DOG BARKING IN DISTANCE] 221 00:12:10,480 --> 00:12:13,190 Look, I feel bad that he died so young. 222 00:12:14,263 --> 00:12:16,393 It's just that, you know, we have our own life, too. 223 00:12:16,986 --> 00:12:19,906 But don't get me wrong, it's a great house. 224 00:12:19,948 --> 00:12:21,698 Except it was their house. 225 00:12:21,741 --> 00:12:24,031 You know, I want to live somewhere that's our house. 226 00:12:24,597 --> 00:12:26,137 Understandable. 227 00:12:27,747 --> 00:12:29,997 See, this is exactly the type of thing 228 00:12:30,041 --> 00:12:31,711 that makes me think that maybe Joiti's not on board 229 00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:35,211 with all this. Excuse me. Joiti? 230 00:12:37,715 --> 00:12:39,715 - Yeah, babe? - D'you unpack all these boxes? 231 00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:41,889 No, I didn't touch your precious boxes. 232 00:12:42,044 --> 00:12:45,214 I thought we agreed that we were gonna donate all this crap. 233 00:12:45,225 --> 00:12:47,475 You agreed. I got tired of arguing. 234 00:12:48,017 --> 00:12:49,767 Uh, what was in them? 235 00:12:49,811 --> 00:12:51,481 Oh, just all of his old shit. 236 00:12:55,066 --> 00:12:56,606 [GENTLE SCORE] 237 00:12:59,570 --> 00:13:01,360 - You gotta be kidding me. - What? 238 00:13:01,990 --> 00:13:03,820 I spent all day yesterday packing these. 239 00:13:03,866 --> 00:13:05,736 I was gonna take 'em to Salvation Army. 240 00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:08,365 - And what are they doing here? - You didn't put it back here? 241 00:13:08,899 --> 00:13:11,029 - No. - Oh, then who did? 242 00:13:11,416 --> 00:13:13,496 (DISTORTED) I did, bitches! 243 00:13:13,543 --> 00:13:15,543 Are you calling me a liar? 244 00:13:15,586 --> 00:13:17,796 Clearly I like to pack things just to unpack 'em. 245 00:13:19,300 --> 00:13:20,595 I'm not an idiot, Joiti. 246 00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:22,473 Ah, let's put a pin in that. 247 00:13:23,720 --> 00:13:25,720 Wait! Joiti! I was just... 248 00:13:26,723 --> 00:13:28,523 No, let's just talk about this, please? 249 00:13:28,558 --> 00:13:30,098 [ZAYAN LAUGHS] 250 00:13:31,060 --> 00:13:32,600 Ahh... 251 00:13:33,521 --> 00:13:35,191 Oh. [LAUGHS] 252 00:13:35,952 --> 00:13:37,397 You have a good eye. 253 00:13:37,408 --> 00:13:39,498 That's, um, Groundthorne number 13. 254 00:13:39,569 --> 00:13:41,149 Oh, and if you look a little closer, 255 00:13:41,195 --> 00:13:43,025 you'll see Mutant Nun number seven. 256 00:13:43,072 --> 00:13:45,532 The one where she cage fights Jerry Falwell. 257 00:13:45,575 --> 00:13:47,705 They had to pull that one when the lawyers got involved, 258 00:13:47,744 --> 00:13:50,124 but, uh, I got to it first. 259 00:13:52,957 --> 00:13:55,787 This is the stuff that he calls shit! 260 00:13:56,836 --> 00:14:00,376 Do you know what it is? It is the residue of a life. 261 00:14:00,423 --> 00:14:02,303 My life! And he-he, what? 262 00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:04,472 Wants to cart it away to the Salvation Army, 263 00:14:04,510 --> 00:14:06,640 sell this house, abduct my wife? 264 00:14:07,180 --> 00:14:08,720 Really? 265 00:14:09,223 --> 00:14:13,313 What the hell is Joiti doing with a philistine like that? 266 00:14:16,689 --> 00:14:18,439 You think you're gonna sell this house? 267 00:14:19,954 --> 00:14:21,704 [RUMBLING SWELLS, FADES] 268 00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:31,539 No! 269 00:14:31,579 --> 00:14:33,119 I don't think so. 270 00:14:34,457 --> 00:14:35,997 - [BIRDS CHIRPING] - [GOOSE HONKING] 271 00:14:40,046 --> 00:14:41,586 [SIGHS] 272 00:14:41,631 --> 00:14:43,171 [EMOTIONAL SCORE] 273 00:14:44,801 --> 00:14:46,341 [SIGHS] 274 00:14:47,303 --> 00:14:49,263 I have all day. I'm not going anywhere. 275 00:14:49,597 --> 00:14:51,515 [SUSAN] It's my happiness that bothers you, 276 00:14:51,557 --> 00:14:53,097 isn't it, Luke? 277 00:14:53,726 --> 00:14:55,726 I always wanted Susan to be happy. 278 00:14:56,187 --> 00:14:58,397 [SUSAN, ECHOING] Sure, as long as it makes you happy 279 00:14:58,439 --> 00:15:00,729 and the world still revolves around you. 280 00:15:01,317 --> 00:15:03,397 I'd like to talk to Susan, please. 281 00:15:03,945 --> 00:15:06,075 - I am Susan. - Bullshit. 282 00:15:06,531 --> 00:15:09,331 You want proof? Proof it's me? 283 00:15:09,367 --> 00:15:11,157 Yeah, if I could see, like, a photo ID 284 00:15:11,202 --> 00:15:12,752 and a major credit card. 285 00:15:12,787 --> 00:15:14,327 - [WHOOSH] - [DRAMATIC SCORE] 286 00:15:15,623 --> 00:15:19,213 Taught us to build a fire in cub scouts. Proves nothing. 287 00:15:19,465 --> 00:15:21,465 You know what I hate about you, Luke? 288 00:15:22,046 --> 00:15:24,466 You're Mister Perfect. Perfectly styled, 289 00:15:24,507 --> 00:15:27,467 color-coordinated, confident, glib. 290 00:15:27,510 --> 00:15:30,260 I'd like to talk to Susan, please. 291 00:15:30,304 --> 00:15:32,974 (ANGRY) What makes you think I'm not Susan? 292 00:15:34,016 --> 00:15:36,136 Well, it's the whole color-coordination thing. 293 00:15:36,751 --> 00:15:39,341 See, I could buy the rage on the other points, but, uh, 294 00:15:39,981 --> 00:15:41,771 color-coordination? 295 00:15:41,816 --> 00:15:43,476 It's one of Susan's core beliefs. 296 00:15:46,332 --> 00:15:48,332 [HOUSE] You need to leave, Mister Roman. 297 00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:51,873 You're not Susan either. 298 00:15:52,192 --> 00:15:53,449 Oh, but I am. 299 00:15:53,708 --> 00:15:55,254 We are one. 300 00:15:55,288 --> 00:15:57,288 Susan Ireland possesses me. 301 00:15:57,331 --> 00:16:00,331 Possession is nine-tenths of the law, so what do you want? 302 00:16:00,376 --> 00:16:03,202 I want you all to stop distracting Susan. 303 00:16:03,213 --> 00:16:04,505 Leave us alone. 304 00:16:04,547 --> 00:16:07,877 See, Susan is a friend of mine, so if she tells me to piss off, 305 00:16:07,925 --> 00:16:10,005 I'm gone. Boom, I'm outta here. 306 00:16:10,052 --> 00:16:11,602 But until she does... 307 00:16:12,680 --> 00:16:14,220 watch for me. 308 00:16:15,224 --> 00:16:16,774 I'll be back. 309 00:16:19,061 --> 00:16:20,905 [SUSAN'S VOICE] Piss off, Luke. 310 00:16:21,731 --> 00:16:23,271 Susan would never say that. 311 00:16:26,027 --> 00:16:27,567 [SCORE FADES OUT] 312 00:16:30,448 --> 00:16:31,988 - [DOG BARKING] - [HOUSE DOOR CLOSES] 313 00:16:39,081 --> 00:16:40,751 Looks good. 314 00:16:41,459 --> 00:16:42,999 Hey. 315 00:16:44,212 --> 00:16:45,752 Is, uh, is everything okay? 316 00:16:46,628 --> 00:16:49,258 Yeah. Yeah, I'm sorry you had to see that. 317 00:16:49,926 --> 00:16:51,676 Look, I know that this is tough on her. 318 00:16:52,428 --> 00:16:54,718 I just don't want to spend the rest of my life 319 00:16:54,764 --> 00:16:56,724 being her dead husband's cover band. 320 00:17:00,561 --> 00:17:03,441 Joiti told me about what happened last night. 321 00:17:03,481 --> 00:17:06,361 - [EERIE SCORE] - Yeah, that was... weird. 322 00:17:07,235 --> 00:17:09,825 Have you, um, noticed anything else... 323 00:17:11,239 --> 00:17:14,239 weird in the house lately? 324 00:17:16,994 --> 00:17:18,584 [TENDER SCORE] 325 00:17:18,621 --> 00:17:20,831 Hi! Hey. 326 00:17:20,873 --> 00:17:23,333 Uh, can I bounce a couple things off you right now? 327 00:17:24,669 --> 00:17:26,249 Cool. 328 00:17:26,796 --> 00:17:28,336 So... [SIGHS] 329 00:17:29,632 --> 00:17:31,632 Apparently, I'm dead. 330 00:17:32,802 --> 00:17:36,932 I can see you and muscle boy, but you can't see or hear me. 331 00:17:39,267 --> 00:17:41,477 You're gonna want to cut those zucchinis pretty thick. 332 00:17:41,519 --> 00:17:43,559 [SHARP INHALE] Anyway... 333 00:17:43,604 --> 00:17:45,404 I don't think we should let a little thing 334 00:17:45,439 --> 00:17:47,569 like my untimely death get in the way 335 00:17:47,608 --> 00:17:51,778 of a terrific relationship, so here is the plan: 336 00:17:52,613 --> 00:17:54,953 I help you get rid of Mister Musclepants. 337 00:17:55,449 --> 00:17:56,989 You can do better. 338 00:17:57,034 --> 00:17:58,994 In fact, you actually have done better. 339 00:17:59,579 --> 00:18:01,119 Next, you fire the real estate lady 340 00:18:01,163 --> 00:18:03,423 and move the furniture back the way it was because 341 00:18:03,457 --> 00:18:06,537 the whole feng shui thing is totally messed up now. 342 00:18:08,796 --> 00:18:12,166 And, then, here's the best part: 343 00:18:12,482 --> 00:18:14,022 We just, um... 344 00:18:14,802 --> 00:18:16,352 live. 345 00:18:16,971 --> 00:18:18,681 Well, you live and I do 346 00:18:18,723 --> 00:18:20,393 whatever the hell this is right now. 347 00:18:21,434 --> 00:18:22,984 But we will be together. 348 00:18:23,603 --> 00:18:25,153 In our house. 349 00:18:25,980 --> 00:18:27,520 Our house. 350 00:18:27,565 --> 00:18:29,115 - [KNIFE DROPS TO COUNTER] - [JOITI SIGHS] 351 00:18:31,819 --> 00:18:33,359 [CRINKLING] 352 00:18:33,821 --> 00:18:36,661 Wow, you remembered my secret ingredient 353 00:18:36,699 --> 00:18:38,739 for superior ratatouille. 354 00:18:39,785 --> 00:18:41,325 Touch of brown sugar. 355 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:47,540 I miss you so much. 356 00:18:49,478 --> 00:18:52,198 That looks great! You mind if I help? 357 00:18:52,405 --> 00:18:55,136 Yeah, it's your favorite. I'm making it for you. 358 00:18:55,147 --> 00:18:57,339 - Thank you. - Good news, Joiti. 359 00:18:57,386 --> 00:18:59,096 I have us scheduled to look at that new house 360 00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:00,968 on McGuill Street. 361 00:19:01,015 --> 00:19:02,565 I love that house! 362 00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:05,060 - [JOITI LAUGHS IN PAST] - [NAS] I know it's hard. 363 00:19:05,102 --> 00:19:07,152 This is going into the pile with the rest of his stuff. 364 00:19:07,188 --> 00:19:10,228 - [NAS] All of his old shit. - [JOITI] Making it just for you 365 00:19:10,274 --> 00:19:12,614 Time to put my plan into action. 366 00:19:12,652 --> 00:19:14,362 [PANTING] What? 367 00:19:17,239 --> 00:19:18,989 Damn it. I missed. 368 00:19:20,884 --> 00:19:23,344 I think I need to talk to my supervisor. 369 00:19:26,666 --> 00:19:29,746 And then I looked in the mirror and there she was. 370 00:19:30,252 --> 00:19:32,002 And she did not look good. 371 00:19:32,838 --> 00:19:35,548 You should be home taking it easy. 372 00:19:36,179 --> 00:19:39,889 I'm fine. And I'll take it easy when we get Susan out of there. 373 00:19:40,054 --> 00:19:42,314 See, the mirror thing worries me. 374 00:19:42,546 --> 00:19:44,768 There's centuries of mirror mythology that suggests 375 00:19:44,809 --> 00:19:47,479 an attraction to souls, the ability to trap them 376 00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:49,150 and the will to hold them indefinitely. 377 00:19:49,385 --> 00:19:52,138 - [AUGUST] Mm. - Did you see Susan? 378 00:19:52,149 --> 00:19:54,109 I never even got inside. You okay? 379 00:19:54,151 --> 00:19:55,901 Yeah, just sore. 380 00:19:55,945 --> 00:19:57,495 [TENDER SCORE] 381 00:19:57,530 --> 00:20:00,570 So, you gonna tell them or should I? 382 00:20:01,623 --> 00:20:03,213 Tell us what? 383 00:20:05,132 --> 00:20:06,504 I'm back on the air. 384 00:20:06,539 --> 00:20:08,271 [ZOOEY] Ah, hell, yeah! 385 00:20:08,282 --> 00:20:12,117 So, it's all back? The voices? The ping? 386 00:20:12,128 --> 00:20:13,918 - Stronger than ever. - [PHONE BUZZING] 387 00:20:13,929 --> 00:20:16,229 - About damn time. - [PHIL CHUCKLES] 388 00:20:16,821 --> 00:20:19,400 - Lomax. Hi. - Roman! 389 00:20:19,411 --> 00:20:22,183 I know you've got your hands full, but I think 390 00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:26,521 my homeowner's dead husband just tried to kill her new guy. 391 00:20:26,712 --> 00:20:28,689 Uh-oh. You saw this? 392 00:20:28,728 --> 00:20:31,398 Yeah, I saw a knife fly off the countertop 393 00:20:31,439 --> 00:20:33,019 and barely miss the guy's face. 394 00:20:33,065 --> 00:20:34,775 Got stuck three inches into the wall. 395 00:20:35,172 --> 00:20:36,777 Look, I'm sorry to pull you into this. 396 00:20:36,819 --> 00:20:38,319 I can handle losing a sale, 397 00:20:38,362 --> 00:20:40,662 but losing a client to a knife in the face? 398 00:20:41,365 --> 00:20:43,454 That's gonna look really bad on my performance review. 399 00:20:43,465 --> 00:20:45,135 I'll get there as soon as I can. 400 00:20:45,327 --> 00:20:47,657 - I gotta go help Lomax. - What about Susan? 401 00:20:47,705 --> 00:20:50,125 - We should be there right now! - Not without a plan. 402 00:20:50,166 --> 00:20:52,126 We're still in the "investigate" phase of the ECHIDNA process. 403 00:20:52,168 --> 00:20:54,878 We don't move on to "neutralize" until we know exactly 404 00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:57,420 what we're up against. We owe Susan that much. 405 00:20:58,010 --> 00:20:59,879 You still working on the past residents? 406 00:20:59,890 --> 00:21:01,760 The bank has owned it a very long time 407 00:21:01,802 --> 00:21:04,012 and they do not like to share records. 408 00:21:04,054 --> 00:21:06,434 I've enlisted some help on the technical aspects. 409 00:21:06,474 --> 00:21:08,934 Well, keep working on it and I'll be back as soon as I can. 410 00:21:10,060 --> 00:21:11,600 [SUSPENSEFUL SCORE] 411 00:21:13,852 --> 00:21:16,442 Hey, wanna mess with the bank? 412 00:21:18,027 --> 00:21:19,567 - Yes, please. [LAUGHS] - [ELEVATOR ARRIVAL CHIME] 413 00:21:19,612 --> 00:21:21,152 - Ow. - [SCORE FADES OUT] 414 00:21:22,531 --> 00:21:24,071 - [DOOR CLOSES] - [TRAFFIC IN DISTANCE] 415 00:21:31,415 --> 00:21:33,205 [CAR TURNS OFF] 416 00:21:33,250 --> 00:21:35,960 Hey, I am so sorry to drag you into this. 417 00:21:37,080 --> 00:21:38,620 Where's our happy couple? 418 00:21:38,631 --> 00:21:41,631 They're in the house, rage packing in separate rooms. 419 00:21:41,833 --> 00:21:43,215 What do they think is going on? 420 00:21:43,287 --> 00:21:45,627 Nasser, the husband, is in complete denial. 421 00:21:45,638 --> 00:21:48,178 He thinks he's the victim of a drive-by knifing. 422 00:21:48,189 --> 00:21:51,109 Joiti, I-I don't think she knows what to make of it. 423 00:21:51,120 --> 00:21:52,670 [GENTLE SCORE] 424 00:21:52,681 --> 00:21:54,641 There's a healthy dose of survivor guilt in there. 425 00:21:54,772 --> 00:21:57,112 I-I saw it a lot on my last job. 426 00:21:58,234 --> 00:22:00,944 What about the, uh, other husband? 427 00:22:00,986 --> 00:22:04,316 The one without a pulse. Any idea where I could find him? 428 00:22:04,504 --> 00:22:07,134 [LAUGHS] I know where I'd start. 429 00:22:09,495 --> 00:22:11,205 [RECEDING FOOTSTEPS] 430 00:22:21,090 --> 00:22:22,563 [SCORE FADES OUT] 431 00:22:22,574 --> 00:22:25,084 Great. Another pale authority figure. 432 00:22:28,124 --> 00:22:31,344 You know, I have just about 433 00:22:31,517 --> 00:22:33,307 - had it with you guys. - [DRAMATIC BOOM] 434 00:22:34,645 --> 00:22:36,815 You need to adjust your stance. 435 00:22:36,856 --> 00:22:38,856 Your feet should be shoulder width apart. 436 00:22:41,569 --> 00:22:43,279 [EERIE SCORE WELLS, FADES OUT] 437 00:22:47,908 --> 00:22:49,232 [DOG BARKING IN DISTANCE] 438 00:22:49,243 --> 00:22:51,293 What? Are you, like, um... 439 00:22:51,579 --> 00:22:53,709 Dead? Not at the moment. 440 00:22:53,747 --> 00:22:56,037 The-then how can you see me? How can you hear me? 441 00:22:57,084 --> 00:23:00,054 How can Tame Impala sell nearly two million albums? 442 00:23:01,589 --> 00:23:04,009 Universe is a freaky place. [ASTONISHED WHISTLE] 443 00:23:04,675 --> 00:23:06,225 Yeah, true dat. 444 00:23:06,260 --> 00:23:07,800 So, Zayan. 445 00:23:07,972 --> 00:23:09,522 Uh, ZAYan. 446 00:23:09,533 --> 00:23:11,004 - Zayan. - Um-hm. 447 00:23:11,015 --> 00:23:13,185 Your wife and her partner decided to sell the house 448 00:23:13,225 --> 00:23:15,555 and I'm pretty sure that's what brought you back. 449 00:23:17,313 --> 00:23:20,693 Cool. I don't care. She can't be with that guy. 450 00:23:20,940 --> 00:23:22,490 She can't love him. 451 00:23:22,501 --> 00:23:24,028 [DEEP SIGH] 452 00:23:24,069 --> 00:23:25,609 She just can't. 453 00:23:26,155 --> 00:23:27,705 [TENDER SCORE] 454 00:23:32,661 --> 00:23:35,251 I hate to be this direct, but you died. 455 00:23:35,289 --> 00:23:37,289 You are, in this moment, worm chow. 456 00:23:37,333 --> 00:23:39,923 Now, I have no doubt that you loved Joiti 457 00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:41,500 and that she loved you back, but that? 458 00:23:42,671 --> 00:23:44,211 It's over. 459 00:23:45,704 --> 00:23:47,375 I thought love lasted forever. 460 00:23:47,435 --> 00:23:48,716 Well, yeah. 461 00:23:49,199 --> 00:23:50,948 Like low-maintenance composite decking. 462 00:23:50,959 --> 00:23:53,129 Then why can't Joiti and I be together? 463 00:23:53,140 --> 00:23:55,180 Well, you can. 464 00:23:55,225 --> 00:23:57,095 Just not yet? 465 00:23:57,895 --> 00:24:01,065 It's bullshit. Who do I talk to about that? 466 00:24:07,988 --> 00:24:09,868 [TRAFFIC IN DISTANCE] 467 00:24:09,907 --> 00:24:11,907 [ZOOEY] Yes, we'll be needing those records now. 468 00:24:13,285 --> 00:24:15,575 Uh-huh. All right. 469 00:24:16,121 --> 00:24:17,661 Can I please have your name 470 00:24:17,706 --> 00:24:20,416 so Miss Shelley in legal will have someone to reference 471 00:24:20,459 --> 00:24:23,459 when I tell her that you are completely incapable 472 00:24:23,504 --> 00:24:25,344 of providing these documents that she needs 473 00:24:25,381 --> 00:24:27,631 for an important legal matter? 474 00:24:28,425 --> 00:24:31,755 Oh, really? Oh, that's great! 475 00:24:31,804 --> 00:24:34,474 Miss Shelley in legal will be so pleased. 476 00:24:35,265 --> 00:24:37,975 Uh-huh. Ah! Those people in legal. 477 00:24:38,018 --> 00:24:41,058 They're scary, huh? Lawyers, am I right? 478 00:24:41,105 --> 00:24:42,945 [LAUGHS] 479 00:24:42,982 --> 00:24:45,402 Perfect! You're a warrior prince, Cody. 480 00:24:45,633 --> 00:24:47,902 Uh-huh. Okay. Bye-bye. 481 00:24:47,945 --> 00:24:49,495 [CALL DISCONNECT BEEP] 482 00:24:50,280 --> 00:24:52,820 Lawyers. Is there anything they can't do? 483 00:24:52,866 --> 00:24:54,696 You have to be Zooey. 484 00:24:54,743 --> 00:24:57,453 - And you are... ? - Here to see August. 485 00:24:58,080 --> 00:24:59,620 Do you have an appointment? 486 00:25:00,165 --> 00:25:02,575 Honey, I am an appointment. 487 00:25:07,548 --> 00:25:09,968 Oh, Zooey, this is, uh, Rochelle. 488 00:25:10,676 --> 00:25:12,716 You are exactly as he described you. 489 00:25:12,983 --> 00:25:15,391 - Oh, he described me. - I think he called you his... 490 00:25:15,431 --> 00:25:18,641 Uh, Rochelle, my... workshop is this way. 491 00:25:22,730 --> 00:25:24,270 Fifth daughter. 492 00:25:24,314 --> 00:25:25,864 [MISCHIEVOUS SCORE] 493 00:25:43,250 --> 00:25:44,790 For this you turned me down. 494 00:25:46,295 --> 00:25:48,135 It may be small, but it is... 495 00:25:50,007 --> 00:25:51,547 adequate. 496 00:25:56,388 --> 00:25:59,428 So, what are we trying to solve? 497 00:26:00,642 --> 00:26:03,602 We have a living organism 498 00:26:03,845 --> 00:26:07,015 forcibly conjoined with an inanimate object. 499 00:26:07,457 --> 00:26:09,417 Specifically? 500 00:26:09,568 --> 00:26:13,238 We have a nice lady who's not just trapped inside a house, 501 00:26:13,280 --> 00:26:15,530 but becoming part of a house. 502 00:26:16,200 --> 00:26:18,740 So, we need an extraction tool 503 00:26:18,786 --> 00:26:21,616 that can separate and withdraw her without harm. 504 00:26:22,331 --> 00:26:24,041 A metaphysical jaws of life? 505 00:26:24,083 --> 00:26:27,043 As always, you capture the essence. 506 00:26:27,086 --> 00:26:29,086 Can we go see this house? 507 00:26:29,797 --> 00:26:32,757 Zooey, we're going to take some readings at Susan's house. 508 00:26:32,800 --> 00:26:34,590 Phil's meeting us there. He's never seen the place 509 00:26:34,635 --> 00:26:36,225 and he wants to get a feel for it. 510 00:26:36,261 --> 00:26:37,801 Mind if I tag along? 511 00:26:38,305 --> 00:26:41,095 You, uh, certain you want to give this house 512 00:26:41,141 --> 00:26:42,811 another swing at you so soon? 513 00:26:42,851 --> 00:26:44,601 We'll see who's still standing at the end. 514 00:26:46,605 --> 00:26:48,145 [ELEVATOR ARRIVING CHIME] 515 00:26:49,316 --> 00:26:51,146 [SCORE FADES OUT] 516 00:26:52,493 --> 00:26:55,199 - Yeesh. - Yeah. 517 00:26:55,239 --> 00:26:57,569 I've covered up nastier knife wounds than this. 518 00:26:57,616 --> 00:27:00,156 That's what I like about you, Lomax. You've seen stuff. 519 00:27:00,786 --> 00:27:03,456 Okay. Take it or leave it. 520 00:27:03,681 --> 00:27:05,221 I met this woman once. 521 00:27:05,232 --> 00:27:07,712 Her husband had died, it was some sort of cancer, 522 00:27:07,751 --> 00:27:10,091 but she bought the whole premium package. 523 00:27:10,129 --> 00:27:12,759 Odyssey-level casket, string quartet graveside, 524 00:27:12,798 --> 00:27:15,928 dove release at benediction. It was top-drawer all the way. 525 00:27:15,968 --> 00:27:17,750 Paid for my senior year at Brown. 526 00:27:17,866 --> 00:27:19,181 Okay. 527 00:27:19,221 --> 00:27:21,261 In a private moment, she told me 528 00:27:21,306 --> 00:27:23,726 that they had gone through this rough patch, 529 00:27:23,767 --> 00:27:25,477 but they found couples counseling 530 00:27:25,519 --> 00:27:28,399 and apparently it just turned the whole thing around for them. 531 00:27:29,064 --> 00:27:31,654 She said that when he died they were holding hands 532 00:27:31,692 --> 00:27:34,492 like newlyweds until his last breath. 533 00:27:35,210 --> 00:27:36,750 That's a nice story. 534 00:27:37,364 --> 00:27:38,914 Couples counseling. 535 00:27:39,992 --> 00:27:41,792 I think maybe that'll do the trick here. 536 00:27:41,827 --> 00:27:43,617 [LONG SIGH] 537 00:27:44,018 --> 00:27:45,212 Which couple? 538 00:27:45,873 --> 00:27:47,423 Hm. Both. 539 00:27:49,293 --> 00:27:50,843 [SCORE FADES OUT] 540 00:27:51,461 --> 00:27:54,801 So, it just seemed like there was a lot of pain, 541 00:27:55,674 --> 00:27:58,264 a lot of loss and more than a little anger. 542 00:27:58,302 --> 00:27:59,842 - [CREEPY SCORE] - Dibs on the anger. 543 00:28:00,887 --> 00:28:02,507 So? 544 00:28:03,056 --> 00:28:05,176 I think that if we put things out in the open 545 00:28:05,225 --> 00:28:06,845 it'll help all of us, you know? 546 00:28:06,894 --> 00:28:08,444 Move on to where we need to be. 547 00:28:08,977 --> 00:28:10,478 Emotionally... 548 00:28:10,721 --> 00:28:12,271 Spiritually... 549 00:28:12,539 --> 00:28:14,909 and in a residential real estate context. 550 00:28:15,903 --> 00:28:18,203 - This feels kind of silly. - [SCORE FADES OUT] 551 00:28:18,238 --> 00:28:21,488 We're supposed to pretend that Zayan is here in the room? 552 00:28:23,869 --> 00:28:25,682 That is the idea, yeah. 553 00:28:25,693 --> 00:28:27,823 This is stupid. 554 00:28:27,834 --> 00:28:29,623 You're stupid. 555 00:28:29,666 --> 00:28:31,376 I think if Zayan was here 556 00:28:31,418 --> 00:28:33,998 he would say that that attitude isn't going to get us anywhere. 557 00:28:35,172 --> 00:28:37,972 Come on, Naz. What could it hurt? 558 00:28:38,008 --> 00:28:39,548 Uh... 559 00:28:41,053 --> 00:28:43,353 - Yeah. - What an asshole. 560 00:28:43,931 --> 00:28:45,471 Come on. 561 00:28:46,016 --> 00:28:48,016 Okay, if Zayan was here, 562 00:28:48,060 --> 00:28:50,020 he would say that the love he shared with you, Joiti, 563 00:28:50,062 --> 00:28:51,732 was something that should last forever. 564 00:28:53,440 --> 00:28:54,980 [TENDER SCORE] 565 00:28:55,025 --> 00:28:56,945 That does sound like something he'd say. 566 00:28:58,779 --> 00:29:00,489 He was such a romantic. 567 00:29:03,909 --> 00:29:05,789 And how would you respond? 568 00:29:07,996 --> 00:29:09,536 I'd... 569 00:29:15,769 --> 00:29:17,429 This really feels dumb. 570 00:29:18,840 --> 00:29:20,550 Go on. 571 00:29:24,972 --> 00:29:26,512 I'd tell him that when he... 572 00:29:29,542 --> 00:29:31,082 When he passed... 573 00:29:31,093 --> 00:29:33,013 You were sad. Oh, I get it. 574 00:29:34,648 --> 00:29:36,188 I never left the house. 575 00:29:39,528 --> 00:29:41,198 Except to mosque. 576 00:29:42,072 --> 00:29:43,782 Only to mosque. It was the... 577 00:29:44,616 --> 00:29:46,326 only thing that made me feel better. 578 00:29:50,469 --> 00:29:52,009 That's where I met Nas. 579 00:29:53,667 --> 00:29:55,207 His mom had just passed. 580 00:29:56,344 --> 00:29:58,724 That is a very halal meet cute. 581 00:30:00,173 --> 00:30:03,183 This is over a year later. How long was I supposed to wait? 582 00:30:03,218 --> 00:30:04,758 Forever! 583 00:30:07,723 --> 00:30:09,393 Nasser, if Zayan was here right now 584 00:30:09,433 --> 00:30:10,983 what would you tell him? 585 00:30:14,729 --> 00:30:16,178 Dude, you're dead. 586 00:30:16,189 --> 00:30:18,569 You are a smarmy, home-wrecking piece of shit! 587 00:30:20,819 --> 00:30:22,489 [SCORE FADES OUT] 588 00:30:22,529 --> 00:30:25,819 I think Zayan would argue that you two aren't as compatible 589 00:30:25,866 --> 00:30:27,486 to one another as they were. 590 00:30:27,534 --> 00:30:29,494 It's not really for him to say, is it? 591 00:30:30,435 --> 00:30:33,070 Dude, you know, you're dead. 592 00:30:33,081 --> 00:30:34,791 This is stupid. [LAUGHS] 593 00:30:34,833 --> 00:30:37,503 I'm sorry. I just... I'm gonna go repack the den. 594 00:30:37,544 --> 00:30:40,094 Hey, keep your hands off my shit! 595 00:30:40,130 --> 00:30:41,670 [RECEDING FOOTSTEPS] 596 00:30:43,836 --> 00:30:45,756 I don't think this was helpful. 597 00:30:45,847 --> 00:30:47,347 - I'm sorry. - [GENTLE SCORE] 598 00:30:47,358 --> 00:30:49,938 I just thought it would be best to get everything out there. 599 00:30:50,234 --> 00:30:53,074 You made him sound jealous and controlling. 600 00:30:54,061 --> 00:30:55,691 He was never like that. 601 00:30:57,230 --> 00:31:00,650 He was kind, and funny. 602 00:31:01,401 --> 00:31:02,941 Really loving. 603 00:31:05,197 --> 00:31:06,947 And I loved him more than life. 604 00:31:10,786 --> 00:31:12,906 All he wanted was for me to be happy. 605 00:31:13,914 --> 00:31:15,464 And when we were together, 606 00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:18,540 we were happy. 607 00:31:23,215 --> 00:31:24,765 [CAR APPROACHING] 608 00:31:25,384 --> 00:31:26,934 [CREEPY SCORE] 609 00:31:35,811 --> 00:31:38,651 Well, doesn't look like Castle Dracula. 610 00:31:38,688 --> 00:31:40,438 Just don't turn your back on it. 611 00:31:40,482 --> 00:31:43,652 Phil, this is Rochelle Decker, a friend and colleague. 612 00:31:44,236 --> 00:31:46,026 Rochelle, Phil Orley, ibid. 613 00:31:46,071 --> 00:31:47,611 - Nice to meet you. - You, too. 614 00:31:48,657 --> 00:31:50,617 Oh, dear. 615 00:31:50,965 --> 00:31:52,505 May I? 616 00:31:52,911 --> 00:31:54,451 [THUNDER RUMBLING] 617 00:31:57,791 --> 00:31:59,501 Oh, these are marvelous. 618 00:32:00,252 --> 00:32:02,592 They're calibrated for different energy fluctuations 619 00:32:03,255 --> 00:32:06,055 indicating drains and surges that can alert us 620 00:32:06,091 --> 00:32:09,181 to residual emotional and temporal activity. 621 00:32:09,219 --> 00:32:10,969 Oh, why don't you two just get a room? 622 00:32:11,012 --> 00:32:13,182 Yeah, we gotta go. Susan's in there. 623 00:32:13,705 --> 00:32:15,023 Susan! 624 00:32:15,058 --> 00:32:16,888 - Shall we? - Yes. 625 00:32:20,522 --> 00:32:22,732 It's the ones that don't look like Castle Dracula 626 00:32:22,774 --> 00:32:24,324 that worry me the most. 627 00:32:26,695 --> 00:32:29,205 Susan! Susan! 628 00:32:29,823 --> 00:32:32,453 Susan! Susan! 629 00:32:33,160 --> 00:32:34,700 [DRAMATIC BOOM] 630 00:32:34,744 --> 00:32:37,714 [SUSAN, DISTORTED] Zooey! I'm here! Zooey! 631 00:32:38,457 --> 00:32:42,087 [HOUSE] Distractions. Distractions everywhere. 632 00:32:43,420 --> 00:32:45,550 You don't need them anymore, Susan. 633 00:32:46,236 --> 00:32:47,776 You have me. 634 00:32:48,258 --> 00:32:50,388 They should be dealt with. 635 00:32:50,427 --> 00:32:52,257 We can do it together. 636 00:32:52,304 --> 00:32:54,894 We can do everything together. 637 00:32:54,931 --> 00:32:56,471 [SUSAN] Let me out of here! 638 00:32:58,059 --> 00:33:00,649 Perhaps we can work out a compromise. 639 00:33:04,232 --> 00:33:05,782 [WHOOSH, SIZZLING] 640 00:33:08,487 --> 00:33:10,987 The hell we will. 641 00:33:11,031 --> 00:33:12,571 [SCORE FADES OUT] 642 00:33:15,535 --> 00:33:17,495 - [CAR ENGINE STARTS IN DISTANCE] - [BIRDS CHIRPING] 643 00:33:26,087 --> 00:33:29,047 - Well. - Yeah. Well. 644 00:33:30,817 --> 00:33:32,840 At least he left you the recliner. 645 00:33:32,851 --> 00:33:35,351 Yeah. He is waiting for someone to help him. 646 00:33:35,805 --> 00:33:37,425 I mean, you go to the gym that much 647 00:33:37,474 --> 00:33:39,984 you'd think you'd be able to lift a recliner by yourself? 648 00:33:41,895 --> 00:33:43,485 [LUKE SIGHS] 649 00:33:43,522 --> 00:33:45,732 What are you gonna do? Just wander around the house 650 00:33:45,774 --> 00:33:48,234 rattling chains, hiding toothpaste from Joiti 651 00:33:48,276 --> 00:33:49,936 for the rest of her life? 652 00:33:51,321 --> 00:33:52,861 I have a plan. 653 00:33:52,906 --> 00:33:55,066 - Does Nasser survive this plan? - See, that's the thing. 654 00:33:55,116 --> 00:33:57,406 Killing Nasser is a short-term solution. 655 00:33:57,674 --> 00:33:59,002 Joiti would just find someone else. 656 00:33:59,037 --> 00:34:00,827 - Someone even worse. - Exactly. 657 00:34:00,872 --> 00:34:03,082 Or his soul could be stuck in this house forever. 658 00:34:03,124 --> 00:34:04,674 You think I want to spot him on the bench press 659 00:34:04,709 --> 00:34:06,709 for the rest of eternity? No. 660 00:34:06,753 --> 00:34:08,763 No, I have thought this through... 661 00:34:09,464 --> 00:34:12,384 [SIGHS] and the logical person to kill is Joiti. 662 00:34:12,425 --> 00:34:13,965 [EERIE SCORE] 663 00:34:14,302 --> 00:34:16,302 If Joiti dies, her and I could be together. 664 00:34:16,346 --> 00:34:19,466 You heard her! She was happy when we were together. 665 00:34:20,517 --> 00:34:22,387 [CONTENTED SIGH] 666 00:34:23,103 --> 00:34:26,063 I don't think that was the scenario that she had in mind. 667 00:34:26,279 --> 00:34:28,649 Well, I don't see another solution, so... 668 00:34:31,861 --> 00:34:33,401 [LUKE SIGHS] 669 00:34:36,157 --> 00:34:38,157 Okay! How're you gonna do it? 670 00:34:41,037 --> 00:34:42,707 - I don't know. - (MOCKING) I don't know. 671 00:34:44,624 --> 00:34:47,044 Take your baseball bat. You're gonna bash her head in? 672 00:34:47,877 --> 00:34:49,667 We can knife her in the heart. 673 00:34:49,713 --> 00:34:51,673 - Shove her down the stairs. - Dude, just... 674 00:34:51,715 --> 00:34:54,015 I saw some rat poison in the basement. 675 00:34:54,050 --> 00:34:55,680 You could slip some in her coffee. 676 00:34:56,042 --> 00:34:57,732 - Stop, man. - She won't go easy. She'll go. 677 00:34:57,743 --> 00:35:00,283 - Dude, just shut up! - No, you shut up and listen! 678 00:35:03,768 --> 00:35:05,518 Joiti has her whole life in front of her. 679 00:35:05,562 --> 00:35:07,272 You say you love her, but I don't believe you. 680 00:35:07,647 --> 00:35:09,317 You know I do! 681 00:35:10,942 --> 00:35:12,492 Because when you love somebody... 682 00:35:12,527 --> 00:35:14,067 [TENDER SCORE] 683 00:35:15,113 --> 00:35:18,073 you want them to be happy, no matter what. 684 00:35:20,535 --> 00:35:23,495 Even if they're happy with somebody else. 685 00:35:32,172 --> 00:35:34,012 [LOMAX] Now how soon? 686 00:35:34,157 --> 00:35:36,537 Well, I'm sure if you just give us a bit more time 687 00:35:36,548 --> 00:35:38,338 we can convince Miss Amaranth to... 688 00:35:39,721 --> 00:35:43,221 I understand, but she has lived there a very long time. 689 00:35:43,552 --> 00:35:47,092 A very, very long time. 690 00:35:48,196 --> 00:35:49,736 [DEEP SIGH] 691 00:35:49,939 --> 00:35:52,019 Okay, just give me one last try 692 00:35:52,067 --> 00:35:53,857 before you do anything too drastic, okay? 693 00:35:56,529 --> 00:35:58,069 [SIGHS] 694 00:36:04,412 --> 00:36:06,462 Do you have a place to put all this stuff? 695 00:36:06,498 --> 00:36:08,788 Um, Nas has a storage unit. 696 00:36:08,833 --> 00:36:10,383 [DISHES RATTLING] 697 00:36:10,418 --> 00:36:12,208 He seems very capable. 698 00:36:12,253 --> 00:36:13,883 [TENDER SCORE] 699 00:36:15,799 --> 00:36:19,389 I'll always miss Zayan, but... 700 00:36:19,713 --> 00:36:22,713 Nas makes me happier than I ever thought I'd be. 701 00:36:23,598 --> 00:36:25,518 I kinda think I deserve that, you know? 702 00:36:28,265 --> 00:36:29,805 I think so, too. 703 00:36:43,618 --> 00:36:45,698 - Hey, thanks for your help. - [LUKE] You bet. 704 00:36:45,745 --> 00:36:47,325 [TRAFFIC IN DISTANCE] 705 00:36:47,372 --> 00:36:48,962 [NASSER GROANS] 706 00:36:49,874 --> 00:36:51,794 Hey, I just, uh... 707 00:36:53,044 --> 00:36:54,754 I'm sorry for being kind of a tool. 708 00:36:55,714 --> 00:36:58,344 - It's okay. - I guess it's just... 709 00:36:59,008 --> 00:37:00,968 this Zayan character was so amazing. 710 00:37:02,345 --> 00:37:04,215 How'd you like to live in that kind of shadow? 711 00:37:05,515 --> 00:37:06,599 Yeah. 712 00:37:07,380 --> 00:37:08,930 He was quite a guy. 713 00:37:10,364 --> 00:37:12,784 Well, he basically rebuilt this house, right? 714 00:37:13,934 --> 00:37:16,554 Did you know he was a cook? And a musician. 715 00:37:16,565 --> 00:37:18,225 [BIRDS CHIRPING] 716 00:37:18,236 --> 00:37:22,446 And this pop culture guru kind of renaissance guy. 717 00:37:22,490 --> 00:37:24,030 [SIGHS] Stop. 718 00:37:24,659 --> 00:37:26,329 How am I supposed to compete with that? 719 00:37:29,664 --> 00:37:31,214 You know, you don't have to. 720 00:37:33,042 --> 00:37:34,592 - [TAPS SHOULDER] - [TENDER SCORE] 721 00:37:35,879 --> 00:37:37,669 - Yeah. - [VEHICLE APPROACHING] 722 00:37:40,627 --> 00:37:42,049 Now, let's get this thing loaded. 723 00:37:42,093 --> 00:37:43,893 [TENSE SCORE] 724 00:37:44,721 --> 00:37:46,601 - [HORN HONKING] - [ZAYAN] Look out! 725 00:37:47,474 --> 00:37:49,024 [TRUCK ENGINE RUMBLES] 726 00:37:52,663 --> 00:37:54,203 Oh, yeah. 727 00:37:55,142 --> 00:37:56,972 [NAS] Man, he didn't even stop! 728 00:38:01,422 --> 00:38:02,972 You okay? 729 00:38:06,201 --> 00:38:07,741 - [ZAYAN EXHALES] - [INSPIRING SCORE] 730 00:38:08,453 --> 00:38:10,003 [ZAYAN LAUGHS] 731 00:38:13,082 --> 00:38:14,632 [SCORE FADES OUT] 732 00:38:17,962 --> 00:38:19,592 - [DOG BARKING IN DISTANCE] - [GENTLE SCORE] 733 00:38:20,772 --> 00:38:23,442 So, we're all set for the open house on Saturday. 734 00:38:23,453 --> 00:38:26,333 Get ready to field some way-above-asking offers 735 00:38:26,429 --> 00:38:28,719 - on Sunday. - That'd be wonderful. 736 00:38:29,099 --> 00:38:31,645 Oh! And before Nasser sends all that stuff 737 00:38:31,684 --> 00:38:33,394 to The Salvation Army, 738 00:38:33,436 --> 00:38:35,306 Roman tells me that some of it could be worth 739 00:38:35,355 --> 00:38:38,735 a significant amount of money to the right dealer. 740 00:38:39,484 --> 00:38:41,654 I can't imagine that it'd be worth much. 741 00:38:41,694 --> 00:38:43,744 Apparently we're in six-figure territory. 742 00:38:43,780 --> 00:38:45,660 Like... 743 00:38:45,698 --> 00:38:48,448 down payment on a house, or college fund money. 744 00:38:49,118 --> 00:38:50,618 - [TENDER SCORE] - Uh... 745 00:38:51,329 --> 00:38:52,869 Here's a number. 746 00:38:54,791 --> 00:38:56,461 Tell them that Zayan sent you. 747 00:39:01,881 --> 00:39:03,421 [RECEDING FOOTSTEPS] 748 00:39:20,984 --> 00:39:22,574 I'm sorry, Jo. 749 00:39:24,487 --> 00:39:27,237 I thought I loved you so much that I, uh... 750 00:39:28,533 --> 00:39:30,083 I couldn't let you go. 751 00:39:31,995 --> 00:39:35,415 Now I know I love you so much that I can. 752 00:39:45,842 --> 00:39:47,342 [SIGHS] 753 00:39:58,688 --> 00:40:00,188 [SIGHS] 754 00:40:01,733 --> 00:40:03,323 [LUKE] You were at Susan's place? 755 00:40:03,359 --> 00:40:04,859 What did you see? 756 00:40:04,903 --> 00:40:06,993 Nothing. But August and his squeeze 757 00:40:07,030 --> 00:40:08,910 have some ideas about how to get Susan out. 758 00:40:08,948 --> 00:40:11,988 - His squeeze? - Rochelle. They have 759 00:40:12,035 --> 00:40:14,585 - some kind of history together. - What about Phil? 760 00:40:14,621 --> 00:40:17,001 Phil is picking up the tenant records at the bank. 761 00:40:17,040 --> 00:40:18,670 Well, great. 762 00:40:18,708 --> 00:40:20,958 Let's get everybody together for as soon as I get back. 763 00:40:21,586 --> 00:40:23,166 Luke? 764 00:40:23,212 --> 00:40:25,512 I think I have an idea about my career path. 765 00:40:26,049 --> 00:40:28,009 - [GENTLE SCORE] - Okay. 766 00:40:28,593 --> 00:40:30,513 I think I want to be... 767 00:40:30,799 --> 00:40:32,103 a lawyer. 768 00:40:32,138 --> 00:40:34,678 Oh, God! Where did your mother and I go wrong? 769 00:40:34,724 --> 00:40:36,644 Okay, okay. Hear me out on this. 770 00:40:37,393 --> 00:40:38,943 I'm tenacious. 771 00:40:39,500 --> 00:40:40,728 Yeah. 772 00:40:40,772 --> 00:40:43,232 - Argumentative. - To a fault. 773 00:40:43,896 --> 00:40:45,034 Persuasive. 774 00:40:45,068 --> 00:40:47,698 - Well... - Persuasive. 775 00:40:47,737 --> 00:40:49,737 Okay, you're persuasive. 776 00:40:49,781 --> 00:40:52,831 And, with a law degree, I can do any number of things. 777 00:40:53,284 --> 00:40:54,794 I can actually help people. 778 00:40:55,200 --> 00:40:58,247 I can afflict the comfortable, 779 00:40:58,614 --> 00:41:00,879 but comfort the afflicted. 780 00:41:01,453 --> 00:41:02,457 To be honest, 781 00:41:02,502 --> 00:41:04,882 the thought of you with a law degree is terrifying. 782 00:41:04,921 --> 00:41:06,841 In all the best ways. 783 00:41:07,840 --> 00:41:09,630 Look, let's talk about this when we get back. 784 00:41:09,676 --> 00:41:11,386 Right now... 785 00:41:11,427 --> 00:41:13,387 there's nothing more important than Susan. 786 00:41:13,930 --> 00:41:16,560 Yeah, absolutely. Okay, bye. 787 00:41:16,599 --> 00:41:18,139 [TAPS SCREEN] 788 00:41:18,184 --> 00:41:20,064 [POLICE SIREN IN DISTANCE] 789 00:41:21,087 --> 00:41:24,063 - Everybody. - Uh, Luke, this is, uh, 790 00:41:24,074 --> 00:41:26,444 Dr. Rochelle Decker. She's helping us out a bit. 791 00:41:26,526 --> 00:41:28,686 Great, we need it. What's the plan? 792 00:41:29,821 --> 00:41:31,571 Okay. 793 00:41:31,614 --> 00:41:34,744 These sensors identify all of the human DNA 794 00:41:34,784 --> 00:41:36,994 within the infrastructure of the house. 795 00:41:37,363 --> 00:41:38,946 It's an estimation at best. 796 00:41:38,997 --> 00:41:40,577 Still no house plans? 797 00:41:40,623 --> 00:41:42,123 Finally got the name of the builder. 798 00:41:42,166 --> 00:41:44,586 One Thomas Rabbitfoot. I'm tracking him down. 799 00:41:45,108 --> 00:41:46,275 What's next? 800 00:41:46,286 --> 00:41:48,120 We activate our device, 801 00:41:48,131 --> 00:41:50,931 which should extract the fully corporeal Susan 802 00:41:50,967 --> 00:41:52,967 to a GPS coordinate nearby. 803 00:41:53,747 --> 00:41:55,433 Think it'll work? 804 00:41:55,471 --> 00:41:57,391 - Probably. - Absolutely. 805 00:41:58,507 --> 00:42:00,007 Okay. 806 00:42:01,227 --> 00:42:03,097 Let's storm the castle. 807 00:42:03,146 --> 00:42:04,806 And get our girl back. 808 00:42:06,024 --> 00:42:07,734 [MOTIVATING SCORE] 809 00:42:31,674 --> 00:42:34,134 [SCORE CRESCENDOS, FADES] [ELEVATOR ARRIVING CHIME] 810 00:42:36,929 --> 00:42:38,679 [MYSTERIOUS SCORE] 811 00:42:38,723 --> 00:42:40,273 Gang's all here! 812 00:42:40,725 --> 00:42:42,315 Your office? 813 00:42:42,351 --> 00:42:43,851 [MYSTERIOUS SCORE] 814 00:42:49,692 --> 00:42:51,242 [LOMAX] Is it... ? 815 00:42:51,277 --> 00:42:52,817 [ZOOEY] Yeah. 816 00:42:55,093 --> 00:42:56,843 [SCORE CRESCENDOS DRAMATICALLY, FADES OUT] 817 00:42:57,488 --> 00:43:02,488 - Synced and corrected by naFraC - - www.addic7ed.com - 57867

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