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HOME BOX OFFICE, INC.
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PASTA IF YOU LIKE,
UH, VERY GOOD.
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( speaking Italian )
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WHAT BECAUSE,
UH, WHAT ?
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EH ?
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WHAT'S THE SAUCE
WITH THE FISH ?
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WHAT, WHAT FISH ?
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HE DIDN'T EVEN
MENTION THE FISH.
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THERE WAS NO FISH.
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WAS FISH
THE SECOND THING ?
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( speaking Italian )
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I'LL JUST HAVE THE, UH,
I'LL JUST HAVE THE FIRST THING.
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( speaking Italian )
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OKAY, AND I'LL HAVE
THE SECOND THING.
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GRACI.
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THEY SHOULD WRITE
THE THING DOWN.
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I DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHAT HE'S TALKING ABOUT.
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I HAVE NO IDEA
WHAT WE JUST ORDERED.
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SO GUESS WHAT'S COMING UP
IN A FEW MONTHS ?
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I'M SURE IT'S BEEN
ON YOUR MIND,
OUR ANNIVERSARY.
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10 YEARS.
10 YEAR ANNIVERSARY.
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BOY, THEY JUST FLEW
RIGHT BY, DIDN'T THEY ?
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SO LISTEN I KNOW
WHAT I WANT.
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I WOULD LIKE, UM,
AND JUST KEEP AN OPEN MIND.
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SO REMEMBER OUR...
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IS IT EVER CLOSED ?
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EVER ONCE, HAS IT EVER
BEEN CLOSED TO ANYTHING ?
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OKAY.
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UM, I WOULD LIKE
FOR US TO RENEW OUR VOWS
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AND HAVE A REAL
WEDDING CEREMONY.
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YOU GOT IT.
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YEAH.
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ARE YOU SERIOUS ?
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NOTHING BIG, SMALL.
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OKAY, NO, NO, YEAH.
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AND SOME FRIENDS,
FAMILY THAT KIND OF THING.
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OH MY GOSH, I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU JUST SAID YES TO THAT.
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I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU JUST,
YOU BUILT IT ALL UP.
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I DID, I DIDN'T KNOW
HOW I WAS GONNA BRING UP,
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BUT THANK YOU.
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YOU THOUGHT IT WAS
GONNA BE A HUGE FIGHT.
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YEAH, YEAH.
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WELL, NOW LET'S TALK ABOUT
MY 10th ANNIVERSARY PRESENT.
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ALRIGHT,
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE ?
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I BELIEVE MY PRESENT HAS
ALREADY BEEN AGREED UPON.
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REALLY ?
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YES.
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YEAH, I DON'T KNOW,
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ?
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WE ALREADY
TALKED ABOUT THIS ?
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RIGHT HERE
AT THIS RESTAURANT.
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REALLY ?
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10 YEARS AGO RIGHT
BEFORE WE GOT MARRIED.
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IN THESE SEATS,
SAME SEATS.
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I FEEL LIKE WE'RE
MARRIED ALREADY.
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WE'RE JUST
MAKING IT LEGAL.
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IT'S JUST GONNA BE,
YOU KNOW, PERMANENT
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AND MY FRIENDS THINK I'M CRAZY,
BUT I DO I JUST...
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WELL HOW, THEY THINK
YOU'RE CRAZY, HOW DARE THEY ?
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WELL, THAT'S WHAT I SAY.
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WHICH FRIENDS
THINK YOU'RE CRAZY ?
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I DON'T WANT TO NAME NAMES,
BUT LOOK IT'S WORKING, RIGHT ?
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WHO, JULIE ?
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SHE THINKS,
SHE THINKS YOU'RE CRAZY ?
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I JUST THINK THAT WE SHOULD
BE A FAMILY, YOU KNOW.
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WE SHOULD SHARE
THE SAME LAST NAME.
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I WANT TO BE
CHERYL DAVID.
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DAVID, WHAT DO YOU
WANT TO BE A DAVID FOR ?
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I WANT TO BE YOUR WIFE...
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DAVIDS WANT TO BE
OUT OF BEING DAVID.
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I DON'T WANT TO BE A DAVID,
I HAVE TO BE A DAVID.
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BUT IF YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE
A DAVID, WHY BE A DAVID ?
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I FEEL LIKE
I HAVE TO BE A DAVID.
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IS IT, ARE YOU WORRIED ABOUT
NOT BEING ABLE TO HAVE SEX
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WITH SOMEONE ELSE FOR
THE REST OF YOUR LIFE ?
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IS THAT WHAT
YOU'RE WORRIED ?
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WHERE DID YOU
GET THAT ? NO.
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BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT ?
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OKAY, OKAY.
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HOW ABOUT IF WE GET MARRIED NOW,
LIKE, RIGHT NOW,
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FOR OUR 10 YEAR ANNIVERSARY YOU
CAN HAVE SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE ?
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WHAT ?
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IF THAT'S YOUR HOLD UP HERE
THEN LET'S JUST DO THAT.
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COME ON, YOU'RE NOT
GONNA LET ME DO THAT.
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WHAT ARE YOU
SAYING THAT FOR ?
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I WILL.
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JUST SEX ONE TIME,
IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL.
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OH, RIGHT !
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I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU
REMEMBER THAT SO WELL.
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YES, I DID REMEMBER.
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YOU HAVE A GOOD MEMORY.
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FOR SOME THINGS.
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YEAH.
YEAH, FOR SOME THINGS.
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ALRIGHT WELL, I SAID YOU
COULD HAVE SEX WITH SOMEBODY
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AND YOU SHOULD DO THAT,
IT'S OUR 10th ANNIVERSARY.
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YOU SHOULD DO THAT.
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I'M JOKING AROUND,
I'M NOT GONNA DO IT.
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NO, NO, NO,
NO, YOU SHOULD.
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I SAID IT
10 YEARS AGO.
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YOU SHOULD GO OUT
AND HAVE SEX WITH SOMEONE.
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NO, NO,
IT'S NICE, BUT...
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NO, NO, NO, NO.
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THANK YOU, THAT'S SWEET THAT
YOU WANT TO YOU, YOU KNOW.
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I'M INSISTING ON IT.
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YOU WANT TO KEEP YOUR WORD
AND EVERYTHING.
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NO, BECAUSE IF YOU THINK YOU CAN
HAVE SEX WITH SOMEBODY ELSE
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THEN YOU SHOULD DO THAT.
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WHAT DOES THAT MEAN ?
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OKAY, "LADY, I'M LARRY DAVID
AND MY WIFE SAID
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I COULD HAVE SEX
WITH SOMEBODY TONIGHT."
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FIRST OF ALL
I'M INSULTED, OKAY.
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YOU ARE ?
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EVEN IF I WANTED TO, YOU DON'T
THINK I'M CAPABLE OF IT.
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NO, I DON'T THINK
YOU'RE CAPABLE OF IT.
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I REALLY DON'T.
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THAT'S WHY I THINK
YOU, UM...
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SO IF I DO THIS OKAY...
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MM-HMM.
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JUST SO THERE'S NO
MISUNDERSTANDING HERE.
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IT'S OKAY WITH YOU ?
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MM-HMM.
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IF YOU FIND SOMEBODY
AND SAY HEY...
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I DON'T WANT TO HEAR
ANY CRYING AFTERWARDS.
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NO, AND SAY OH, I CAN'T
BELIEVE YOU DID THAT.
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NO, I WOULD NOT
BE CRYING.
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HUH ?
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OH BOY, ALRIGHT,
WELL THANK YOU.
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THANK YOU FOR MY
10th ANNIVERSARY PRESENT.
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YOU'RE WELCOME.
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HOW LONG DO I
HAVE TO DO THIS ?
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WELL, YOU HAVE UNTIL OUR
ANNIVERSARY AND THAT'S IT.
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GOOD LUCK.
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I JUST HOPE JEFF IS GONNA
BE AT THAT KARAOKE PARTY
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BECAUSE I HAVE GOT A LOT
TO SAY TO THAT YOUNG MAN.
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LISTEN, LISTEN MAYBE WE SHOULD
SKIP THE KARAOKE PARTY.
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WHY DO YOU WANT
TO SKIP KARAOKE ?
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OH, IT'S HORRIBLE.
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HORRIBLE ?
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LISTEN, WHY DON'T
WE GO HOME AND I'LL,
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I'LL MAKE IT
WORTH YOUR WHILE.
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BECAUSE I WANT
TO GO TO KARAOKE.
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OH MY GOD.
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( music )
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* JUST IN TIME,
FOUND YOU JUST IN TIME *
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* BEFORE YOU CAME
IN TIME *
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DO YOU KNOW MARRIED MEN
EVERYWHERE
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THAT'S THEIR DREAM THAT
THEIR WIFE SAYS OH GO AHEAD.
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WHAT'S MEL DOING HERE ?
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FRANK'S BEEN IN,
LIKE, TWO OF HIS MOVIES.
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YOU DIDN'T KNOW THAT ?
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OH.
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THEY'RE OLD FRIENDS.
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* MY BRIDGES
ALL WERE CROSSED *
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* NOWHERE TO GO
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THIS IS GREAT,
YOU GOT PERMISSION.
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COME ON, MAN.
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SHE ACTUALLY
CHALLENGED ME TO DO IT.
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WELL, DAMNIT MAN, DO IT !
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SHE WAS LAUGHING AT ME.
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YOU'VE GOT TO, MAN.
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WELL, WHO I AM SUPPOSED
TO DO THIS WITH ?
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I DON'T KNOW, THERE'S GOT TO BE
SOMEBODY THAT YOU THOUGHT ABOUT.
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WE'VE ALL--
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WELL, THAT DOESN'T MEAN I COULD
WALK UP TO THEM AND DO ANYTHING.
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I DON'T, YOU KNOW...
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BUT NOW YOU'VE
GOT PERMISSION.
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THIS IS THE THING THAT I'M THE
WORST AT IN THE WORLD, THIS.
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THIS AND DRAWING.
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IT'S A BIG THING TO DRAW,
HOW COULD I DO THAT ?
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DO YOU THINK
I COULD DO IT ?
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YEAH, UH-HUH ?
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GO, DADDIO, GO.
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PRACTICE.
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OKAY FINE, YEAH.
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IT'S A START, GO.
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YOU WANT TO SEE HOW
INEPT I REALLY AM, HUH ?
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I WANT TO SEE
YOU IN ACTION.
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DO YOU, YOU WANT
TO SEE THIS ?
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JUST GO, GO, YEAH,
GO MAKE A MOVE.
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SHOW ME,
JUST PRACTICE.
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I'LL WATCH.
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GO AHEAD.
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* HEY, WE'RE ALL HERE
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* AND NOW I KNOW JUST
WHERE I'M GOING *
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DO YOU LIKE KARAOKE ?
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YEAH.
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IT'S GOOD, YOU KNOW,
SOMETHING TO DO AT NIGHT.
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THERE'S NOTHING
TO DO AT NIGHT.
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WHAT CAN YOU
DO AT NIGHT ?
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BOWLING, MOVIES.
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IT'S LIKE A THIRD THING TO DO
AFTER BOWLING AND THE MOVIES.
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I DON'T KNOW IF YOU BOWL OR NOT,
I DON'T GO THAT OFTEN,
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BUT IT'S FUN,
IT'S FUN.
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YOU CAN'T FIND A BALL,
THAT'S THE PROBLEM.
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I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE
YOU OWN A BOWLING BALL.
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I DON'T OWN
A BOWLING BALL.
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MY WHOLE LIFEVERY TIME
I'M IN A BOWLING ALLEY
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STICKING MY FINGERS
IN ALL THESE HOLES,
PICKING UP THE BALLS.
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YOU GOT TO GET
YOUR OWN BALL.
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I DON'T BOWL ENOUGH
TO THINK TO GET MY OWN BALL.
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IT TAKES UP A LOT
OF SPACE IN THE HOUSE.
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YOU KEEP LOOKING AT IT
IN THE CLOSET GOING
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WHAT I AM DOING
WITH A BOWLING BALL ?
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I DON'T EVEN BOWL,
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN ?
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SO YOU DON'T WANT
TO GET RID OF THE BALL.
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HOW DO YOU GET RID
OF A BOWLING BALL ?
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THINK ABOUT THAT.
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WHO DO YOU GIVE
A BOWLING BALL TO ?
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NOBODY BOWLS.
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THE THING, IT ONLY
FITS YOUR FINGERS.
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YOU THROW A BOWLING BALL
IN THE GARBAGE CAN,
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YOU KNOW WHAT THAT
SANITATION MAN'S GONNA DO ?
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HE'S GONNA
KNOCK ON YOUR DOOR.
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THAT'S HOW UPSET
HE'S GONNA BE.
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HE'S GONNA SAY WHO THE FUCK
THREW A BOWLING BALL
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IN THE GARBAGE CAN ?
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OKAY, ALRIGHT.
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I'M AROUND TOWN.
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HOW DID IT GO ?
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* THAT LUCKY DAY
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* HEY, MY LONELY, LONELY LIFE
THAT LUCKY DAY *
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THANK YOU, THANK YOU,
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
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COME ON, EVERYBODY.
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PUT IT TOGETHER,
MEL BROOKS.
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HOW ABOUT THAT ?
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THAT WAS FANTASTIC.
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ALRIGHT, NOW WHO
WANTS TO GO NEXT ?
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HUH, ANYONE ?
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LOOK HEY, LARRY DAVID.
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OH, COME ON.
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WHAT DO YOU SAY, LARRY, WILL YOU
COME UP AND GIVE US A SONG ?
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OH COME ON,
STOP IT.
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00:09:16,333 --> 00:09:17,567
COME ON, LAR.
233
00:09:17,600 --> 00:09:19,467
ARE YOU CRAZY ?
234
00:09:19,500 --> 00:09:22,467
OH, I CAN'T DO IT.
235
00:09:22,500 --> 00:09:26,067
ALRIGHT.
236
00:09:26,067 --> 00:09:27,367
ALRIGHT.
237
00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:30,833
OH, SHUT UP !
238
00:09:36,200 --> 00:09:38,967
* I'VE BEEN AWAY
FROM YOU A LONG TIME *
239
00:09:39,067 --> 00:09:42,367
* I NEVER THOUGHT
I'D MISS YOU SO *
240
00:09:42,400 --> 00:09:46,500
* SOMEHOW I FEEL
YOUR LOVE IS REAL *
241
00:09:46,533 --> 00:09:50,333
* SWANNEE, YOU'RE CALLING ME
YOU CRAZY RIVER *
242
00:09:50,367 --> 00:09:58,400
* SWANNEE HOW I, HOW I LOVE YOU
MY DEAR OLD SWANNEE *
243
00:09:58,433 --> 00:09:59,633
SO WHAT DO YOU THINK
MEL BROOKS WANTS ?
244
00:09:59,667 --> 00:10:01,367
I HAVE NO IDEA.
245
00:10:01,400 --> 00:10:02,467
USUALLY I KNOW.
246
00:10:02,500 --> 00:10:04,233
SO HE JUST CALLED OUT OF
THE CLEAR BLUE SKY ?
247
00:10:04,267 --> 00:10:05,400
OUT OF THE CLEAR BLUE SKY.
248
00:10:05,433 --> 00:10:07,167
HE'S ONE OF MY IDOLS,
YOU KNOW.
249
00:10:07,200 --> 00:10:09,333
I KNOW HE IS, THAT'S WHY
I WAS EXCITED FOR YOU.
250
00:10:09,367 --> 00:10:12,600
HEY !
( honking )
251
00:10:12,633 --> 00:10:13,733
I'LL CALL,
I'LL CALL YOU BACK.
252
00:10:13,767 --> 00:10:15,433
WHAT, WHAT THE HELL
ARE YOU DOING ?
253
00:10:15,467 --> 00:10:16,667
WHAT, WHAT THE FUCK
ARE YOU DOING ?
254
00:10:16,700 --> 00:10:18,200
WHAT AM I DOING,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING ?
255
00:10:18,233 --> 00:10:19,767
WHAT THE FUCK,
I'M TRYING TO WALK HERE.
256
00:10:19,800 --> 00:10:21,000
WHAT WHILE YOU'RE
TALKING ON A CELL PHONE ?
257
00:10:21,033 --> 00:10:22,967
YOU ALMOST FUCKIN'
KILLED ME, YOU DOUCHE BAG !
258
00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:24,733
YOU CUT RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME,
YOU'RE TALKING ON A CELLPHONE ?
259
00:10:24,767 --> 00:10:26,333
WHAT, THERE'S A LAW AGAINST
TALKING ON A CELLPHONE ?
260
00:10:26,367 --> 00:10:28,767
NO, YOU CAN'T, NOT WHILE
YOU'RE WHEELING AROUND.
261
00:10:28,800 --> 00:10:30,100
YOU ALMOST HIT MY CAR.
262
00:10:30,133 --> 00:10:31,733
I'M JUST TRYING TO GET
MY CAR, YOU FUCKIN'--
263
00:10:31,767 --> 00:10:32,967
OH LEARN HOW
TO DRIVE THAT THING.
264
00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:34,233
PISS OFF,
YOU DOUCHE BAG.
265
00:10:34,267 --> 00:10:35,267
OH, ASSHOLE.
266
00:10:35,300 --> 00:10:37,267
YOU FUCKIN' PUSSY,
PISS OFF !
267
00:10:40,800 --> 00:10:44,867
HEY, LOOK AT THIS.
268
00:10:44,900 --> 00:10:45,767
YEAH ?
269
00:10:45,800 --> 00:10:49,033
WOW, THERE'S
MONEY IN HERE.
270
00:11:01,067 --> 00:11:04,867
LARRY DAVID,
JEFF GREENE TO SEE MEL.
271
00:11:04,900 --> 00:11:06,433
HE'LL BE WITH YOU
IN A SECOND, HAVE A SEAT.
272
00:11:06,467 --> 00:11:10,767
YOU KNOW WHAT, I FOUND
THIS THING IN THE LOBBY.
273
00:11:10,800 --> 00:11:11,733
OH.
274
00:11:11,767 --> 00:11:14,833
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT THE DEAL IS.
275
00:11:14,867 --> 00:11:16,833
UH, ACTUALLY THIS
BELONGS TO DENNIS.
276
00:11:16,867 --> 00:11:18,333
HE DOES THE COMPUTERS
IN THE BUILDING.
277
00:11:18,367 --> 00:11:21,067
IT PROBABLY FELL OUT OF HIS
CHAIR THIS MORNING OR SOMETHING.
278
00:11:21,100 --> 00:11:22,300
CHAIR ?
279
00:11:22,333 --> 00:11:23,467
YEAH, HE'S
IN A WHEELCHAIR.
280
00:11:23,500 --> 00:11:26,733
I'LL BET THAT'S THE GUY,
YOU KNOW THAT ?
281
00:11:26,767 --> 00:11:29,733
A GUY IN A WHEELCHAIR
CUT RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY CAR
282
00:11:29,767 --> 00:11:30,567
IN THE PARKING LOT.
283
00:11:30,600 --> 00:11:32,100
I ALMOST HIT HIM.
284
00:11:32,133 --> 00:11:33,767
HE WAS TALKING
ON HIS CELLPHONE.
285
00:11:33,800 --> 00:11:36,833
YEAH, WELL, HE'S IN A,
HE'S IN A WHEELCHAIR.
286
00:11:36,867 --> 00:11:38,633
YEAH, I KNOW,
IT'S A MOVING VEHICLE.
287
00:11:38,667 --> 00:11:40,967
THERE'S GOT TO BE SOME KIND
OF REGULATIONS I WOULD THINK
288
00:11:41,067 --> 00:11:42,933
EVEN FOR PEOPLE
IN ELECTRIC CHAIRS.
289
00:11:42,967 --> 00:11:43,900
MM-HMM.
290
00:11:43,933 --> 00:11:45,167
HE'S MOTORING ALONG.
291
00:11:45,200 --> 00:11:47,067
YOU DON'T NEED TO BE
TALKING ON A CELLPHONE.
292
00:11:47,100 --> 00:11:48,800
IT'S DANGEROUS.
293
00:11:48,833 --> 00:11:50,267
MEL WILL BE RIGHT OUT.
294
00:11:50,300 --> 00:11:53,867
NAMES FOR BABIES,
IS THAT YOU ?
295
00:11:53,900 --> 00:11:57,067
YES, ACTUALLY MY PARTNER AND I
ARE ADOPTING A BABY.
296
00:11:57,067 --> 00:11:59,567
YOU GOT YOURSELF
A PARTNER.
297
00:11:59,600 --> 00:12:00,533
I GOT A WIFE.
298
00:12:00,567 --> 00:12:01,733
MM.
299
00:12:01,767 --> 00:12:02,867
NOT EXACTLY A PARTNER.
300
00:12:02,900 --> 00:12:06,667
MORE LIKE A RIVAL,
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN ?
301
00:12:06,700 --> 00:12:08,533
IT'S A RIVALRY.
302
00:12:08,567 --> 00:12:12,200
I WISH I COULD SAY
THIS IS MY PARTNER.
303
00:12:12,233 --> 00:12:15,533
SO LET ME ASK YOU, YOU GOT ANY,
YOU GOT ANY NAMES PICKED OUT ?
304
00:12:15,567 --> 00:12:16,933
UH, ACTUALLY WE DO.
305
00:12:16,967 --> 00:12:18,600
IS IT, UH, A BOY
OR WHAT ARE YOU...
306
00:12:18,633 --> 00:12:19,867
IT'S A BOY.
307
00:12:19,900 --> 00:12:22,067
UH, AND WE ARE
ADOPTING HIM FROM CHINA.
308
00:12:22,067 --> 00:12:23,867
AH, ADOPTING FROM CHINA.
309
00:12:23,900 --> 00:12:24,933
MM-HMM.
310
00:12:24,967 --> 00:12:26,700
CHINESE NAMES, DO I KNOW
ANY CHINESE NAMES ?
311
00:12:26,733 --> 00:12:28,233
WELL YOU GOT, UH...
312
00:12:28,267 --> 00:12:30,133
YOU GOT WANG
FROM THE GOOD EARTH.
313
00:12:30,167 --> 00:12:31,333
REMEMBER WANG LUNG ?
314
00:12:31,367 --> 00:12:34,833
WANG ISN'T A BAD
FIRST NAME.
315
00:12:34,867 --> 00:12:35,867
WANG ?
316
00:12:35,900 --> 00:12:38,667
THEN YOU GOT
THE WHOLE ANG FAMILY.
317
00:12:38,700 --> 00:12:42,700
FANG, BANG, TANG.
318
00:12:42,733 --> 00:12:44,700
TANG IS NOT ACTUALLY
A BAD NAME
319
00:12:44,733 --> 00:12:47,367
BECAUSE IT'S LIKE CHINA
BUT IT'S, IT'S NOT CHINA.
320
00:12:47,400 --> 00:12:51,300
IT'S A JUICE
IS WHAT IT IS.
321
00:12:51,333 --> 00:12:52,733
TANG.
322
00:12:52,767 --> 00:12:55,300
IS THAT SO BAD NAMING
A KID AFTER A JUICE ?
323
00:12:55,333 --> 00:12:56,667
MAYBE THAT'S NOT SO BAD.
324
00:12:56,700 --> 00:12:59,833
BUT IT HAS CHINESE
OVERTONES, TANG.
325
00:12:59,867 --> 00:13:00,700
BUT YET THERE'S A...
326
00:13:00,733 --> 00:13:01,533
TANG.
327
00:13:01,567 --> 00:13:02,667
YOU GOT A LITTLE
JOLT WITH IT.
328
00:13:02,700 --> 00:13:04,067
MM-HMM, YEAH.
329
00:13:04,067 --> 00:13:05,800
I DON'T THINK THAT WOULD GO OVER
TOO WELL WITH THE SCHOOL KIDS.
330
00:13:05,833 --> 00:13:09,067
UH, THAT'S GONNA BE
THE LEAST OF HIS PROBLEMS, NO ?
331
00:13:09,067 --> 00:13:12,067
MEL WILL BE
RIGHT WITH YOU.
332
00:13:12,067 --> 00:13:15,133
YOU KNOW WHAT, I'M GONNA
RUN TO THE BATHROOM.
333
00:13:15,167 --> 00:13:16,800
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
334
00:13:23,333 --> 00:13:24,700
OH, OH, OOH !
335
00:13:24,733 --> 00:13:26,233
OH MY GOD, WHAT--
336
00:13:26,267 --> 00:13:29,133
LARRY,
LARRY DAVID.
337
00:13:29,167 --> 00:13:31,633
OH MY GOD.
338
00:13:31,667 --> 00:13:33,467
OOH, DID I HURT YOU ?
I'M SO SORRY.
339
00:13:33,500 --> 00:13:34,100
IS IT BAD ?
340
00:13:34,133 --> 00:13:35,300
IS IT BAD ?
341
00:13:35,333 --> 00:13:35,833
NO, NO, IT'LL
BE ALRIGHT.
342
00:13:35,867 --> 00:13:36,900
IS IT BAD ?
343
00:13:36,933 --> 00:13:38,233
NO, I GOT TO GET, UH,
LET ME GET SOME HELP.
344
00:13:38,267 --> 00:13:38,900
IS IT BAD ?
345
00:13:38,933 --> 00:13:41,333
DON'T MOVE, DON'T MOVE.
346
00:13:41,367 --> 00:13:42,833
HURRY UP.
347
00:13:47,500 --> 00:13:51,067
HI, JEFF GREENE, I'M A PATIENT
OF DR. MORRISON'S.
348
00:13:51,100 --> 00:13:52,067
I CALLED ABOUT
LARRY DAVID.
349
00:13:52,100 --> 00:13:53,367
OH YEAH.
350
00:13:53,400 --> 00:13:54,833
JUST SIGN IN AND THE DOCTOR
WILL BE WITH YOU IN A MINUTE.
351
00:13:54,867 --> 00:13:56,500
OH.
352
00:13:56,533 --> 00:13:59,233
WELL, DO I ACTUALLY HAVE
TO PUT MY NAME ON THIS THING ?
353
00:13:59,267 --> 00:13:59,867
YES.
354
00:13:59,900 --> 00:14:01,367
YEAH.
355
00:14:01,400 --> 00:14:04,233
I GENERALLY DON'T LIKE TO PUT MY
NAME ON THESE LISTS, YOU KNOW.
356
00:14:04,267 --> 00:14:05,867
PEOPLE COME IN,
THEY SEE YOUR NAME.
357
00:14:05,900 --> 00:14:07,500
JUST, JUST SIGN IN.
358
00:14:07,533 --> 00:14:08,900
JUST SIGN IN.
359
00:14:08,933 --> 00:14:10,700
I DON'T LIKE HAVING
MY NAME ON THESE LISTS.
360
00:14:10,733 --> 00:14:11,700
THEN SIGN BEN VEREEN.
361
00:14:11,733 --> 00:14:14,067
WHO CARES WHAT
YOU SIGN, COME ON.
362
00:14:14,100 --> 00:14:15,933
YOUR HEAD'S BLEEDING,
JUST SIGN IN !
363
00:14:15,967 --> 00:14:16,867
AH.
364
00:14:20,067 --> 00:14:23,367
( music )
365
00:14:39,600 --> 00:14:41,533
( cellphone ringing )
366
00:14:41,567 --> 00:14:43,833
HELLO.
367
00:14:43,867 --> 00:14:44,933
DUDE.
368
00:14:44,967 --> 00:14:46,167
WHAT ARE YOU DOING ?
369
00:14:46,200 --> 00:14:47,567
What ?
370
00:14:47,600 --> 00:14:49,500
WHAT ARE YOU CALLING ME
ON THE DOCTOR'S PHONE FOR ?
371
00:14:49,533 --> 00:14:51,500
I'M BORED
TO DEATH IN HERE.
372
00:14:51,533 --> 00:14:53,533
DON'T USE THE DOCTOR'S PHONE,
THAT'S NOT RIGHT.
373
00:14:53,567 --> 00:14:54,967
Why, what's
the big deal ?
374
00:14:55,067 --> 00:14:56,100
THEY DON'T LIKE IT.
375
00:14:56,133 --> 00:14:57,733
WELL, I JUST THOUGHT
I'D GIVE YOU A CALL,
376
00:14:57,767 --> 00:14:59,333
SEE WHAT'S UP,
HOW YOU'RE DOING ?
377
00:14:59,367 --> 00:15:00,267
What are you reading ?
378
00:15:00,300 --> 00:15:01,800
"MEN'S FITNESS."
379
00:15:01,833 --> 00:15:02,900
"Men's Fitness" ?
380
00:15:02,933 --> 00:15:06,400
YEAH, ABOUT AMERICA'S
FATTEST CITIES.
381
00:15:06,433 --> 00:15:08,800
OH, YOU KNOW WHAT,
THERE'S THE DOCTOR.
382
00:15:08,833 --> 00:15:09,933
ALRIGHT, I'LL TALK
TO YOU LATER.
383
00:15:09,967 --> 00:15:12,333
I WILL, UH,
I'LL TALK TO YOU LATER.
384
00:15:16,567 --> 00:15:18,700
THAT WAS JEFF.
385
00:15:18,733 --> 00:15:20,467
YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED
TO USE THAT PHONE.
386
00:15:22,333 --> 00:15:23,500
SORRY.
387
00:15:23,533 --> 00:15:25,267
IT WAS A LOCAL CALL.
388
00:15:25,300 --> 00:15:27,067
YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED
TO USE THE PHONE.
389
00:15:27,100 --> 00:15:29,433
IT DOESN'T MATTER WHETHER IT WAS
A LOCAL OR A LONG DISTANCE CALL.
390
00:15:29,467 --> 00:15:32,067
WE JUST DON'T WANT PEOPLE
USING THAT PHONE, OKAY.
391
00:15:32,067 --> 00:15:36,933
FINE, WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL
THOUGH, UH, IF I MAY ASK.
392
00:15:36,967 --> 00:15:38,133
WHAT'S THE PROBLEM ?
393
00:15:38,167 --> 00:15:39,600
THERE IS NO PROBLEM.
394
00:15:39,633 --> 00:15:43,067
WE JUST DON'T WANT PEOPLE
USING THAT PHONE.
395
00:15:43,067 --> 00:15:45,433
I DON'T UNDERSTAND
WHY NOT THOUGH.
396
00:15:45,467 --> 00:15:47,400
WHY COULDN'T
I USE IT ?
397
00:15:47,433 --> 00:15:50,367
WELL, YOU COULD USE IT,
YOU OBVIOUSLY DID.
398
00:15:50,400 --> 00:15:51,833
WE DON'T WANT YOU
TO USE IT THOUGH.
399
00:15:51,867 --> 00:15:54,100
WITH ALL DUE RESPECT
I JUST DON'T REALLY
UNDERSTAND THE RULE.
400
00:15:54,133 --> 00:15:55,867
I DON'T SEE
WHAT THE BIG DEAL IS.
401
00:15:55,900 --> 00:15:57,633
THE HISTORY OF HOW
WE ARRIVED AT THAT
402
00:15:57,667 --> 00:16:00,133
IS SO COMPLEX THAT I WON'T
EVEN BORE YOU WITH IT.
403
00:16:00,167 --> 00:16:03,900
JUST LET IT BE SAID THAT
WE DON'T ALLOW ANYONE TO USE
404
00:16:03,933 --> 00:16:05,733
THE PHONES IN
THE EXAMINATION ROOMS.
405
00:16:05,767 --> 00:16:08,133
YEAH, I MEAN, I JUST DON'T
SEE HOW IT'S HURTING ANYBODY.
406
00:16:08,167 --> 00:16:09,600
IT'S NOT, IT'S NOT
HURTING ANYBODY.
407
00:16:09,633 --> 00:16:11,700
WE JUST HAVE A RULE HERE, YOU
DON'T USE THE DOCTOR'S PHONE.
408
00:16:11,733 --> 00:16:12,867
IT'S SIMPLE.
409
00:16:12,900 --> 00:16:14,800
YEAH, I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND
WHAT THE REASON IS.
410
00:16:14,833 --> 00:16:17,067
I MEAN, YOU'RE SAYING NOT TO USE
IT, BUT WHAT'S THE REASON ?
411
00:16:17,067 --> 00:16:19,100
I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY YOU
HAVE TO KNOW THE REASON.
412
00:16:19,133 --> 00:16:21,400
I'M JUST TRYING TO UNDERSTAND
WHY YOU DECIDED THAT.
413
00:16:21,433 --> 00:16:22,967
IT SEEMS VERY
CAPRICIOUS TO ME.
414
00:16:23,067 --> 00:16:25,533
YOU KNOW, IT'S HARD
TO MAKE A RULE
415
00:16:25,567 --> 00:16:27,600
THAT TAKES IN ALL
THE CONTINGENCIES.
416
00:16:27,633 --> 00:16:29,567
SO WE JUST HAVE A RULE
DON'T USE THE PHONE.
417
00:16:29,600 --> 00:16:30,567
OKAY.
418
00:16:30,600 --> 00:16:32,800
UNDERSTOOD.
419
00:16:32,833 --> 00:16:34,533
ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT,
GLAD YOU UNDERSTAND IT.
420
00:16:34,567 --> 00:16:36,067
SO WHAT HAPPENED
TO YOU ?
421
00:16:36,067 --> 00:16:37,067
LET'S HAVE A LOOK.
422
00:16:37,067 --> 00:16:38,600
I GOT HIT BY A DOOR.
423
00:16:38,633 --> 00:16:40,500
WOW, SIT DOWN,
WILL YOU ?
424
00:16:40,533 --> 00:16:43,500
MEL BROOKS IS COMING
OUT OF A BATHROOM AND HE,
425
00:16:43,533 --> 00:16:45,400
A SWINGING DOOR HIT ME.
426
00:16:45,433 --> 00:16:47,067
YEAH, MEL BROOKS, HUH ?
427
00:16:47,100 --> 00:16:48,067
YEAH.
428
00:16:48,067 --> 00:16:49,433
YEAH, IS IT
THE MEL BROOKS ?
429
00:16:49,467 --> 00:16:50,567
THE FUNNY GUY, YEAH.
430
00:16:50,600 --> 00:16:52,067
I LIKE MEL BROOKS,
I'M A BIG FAN OF HIS.
431
00:16:52,067 --> 00:16:52,967
LAY DOWN, WILL YOU ?
432
00:16:53,067 --> 00:16:53,833
YEAH, HE'S GREAT.
433
00:16:53,867 --> 00:16:55,567
PUT YOUR HEAD
ON THE PILLOW.
434
00:16:55,600 --> 00:16:57,733
YEAH, I HAVE TICKETS
FOR HIS PLAY "THE PRODUCERS".
435
00:16:57,767 --> 00:16:58,467
OH REALLY ?
436
00:16:58,500 --> 00:16:59,367
YEAH.
437
00:16:59,400 --> 00:17:00,067
OH YEAH,
I HEAR IT'S GREAT.
438
00:17:00,100 --> 00:17:01,067
SO DO I.
439
00:17:01,067 --> 00:17:03,300
BOY THIS IS, UH,
KIND OF A NASTY CUT.
440
00:17:03,333 --> 00:17:06,700
ALRIGHT, I THINK ALL WE HAVE
TO DO HERE IS CLEAN THIS UP
441
00:17:06,733 --> 00:17:08,333
AND, UH, PUT IN
A FEW STITCHES.
442
00:17:08,367 --> 00:17:09,067
OH REALLY ?
443
00:17:09,067 --> 00:17:09,500
MM-HMM.
444
00:17:09,533 --> 00:17:10,800
OH, OKAY.
445
00:17:10,833 --> 00:17:13,067
AGAIN I'M SORRY ABOUT
THE, UH, THE PHONE STUFF.
446
00:17:13,100 --> 00:17:16,067
OH, IT'S OKAY,
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
447
00:17:16,067 --> 00:17:18,100
JUST, UM, IF YOU'RE EVER
IN A DOCTOR'S OFFICE AGAIN,
448
00:17:18,133 --> 00:17:19,433
DON'T USE THE PHONE.
449
00:17:19,467 --> 00:17:22,300
YEAH, IT JUST SEEMS LIKE
AN ODD POLICY TO ME THOUGH.
450
00:17:22,333 --> 00:17:25,067
MM-HMM, IT'S A RULE
THAT IS PRETTY UNIVERSAL
451
00:17:25,067 --> 00:17:26,367
IN EXAMINATION ROOMS,
YOU DON'T USE THE PHONE.
452
00:17:26,400 --> 00:17:27,833
YEAH, I UNDERSTAND.
453
00:17:27,867 --> 00:17:28,933
IT'S JUST THAT THE RULE DOESN'T
MAKE ANY SENSE, THAT'S ALL.
454
00:17:28,967 --> 00:17:30,633
WELL, IT MAKES
SENSE TO US.
455
00:17:30,667 --> 00:17:32,067
OKAY, FINE.
456
00:17:32,067 --> 00:17:33,700
WE DON'T HAVE MANY RULES HERE,
THAT'S ONE OF THEM.
457
00:17:33,733 --> 00:17:35,467
IT SEEMS A LITTLE ODD THOUGH
THAT IF YOU'RE MAKING
458
00:17:35,500 --> 00:17:38,733
A LOCAL CALL THAT ANYBODY
WOULD CARE, BUT WHATEVER.
459
00:17:38,767 --> 00:17:41,667
WELL, IT'S NOT THE EXPENSE OF
THE CALL WE'RE CONCERNED ABOUT.
460
00:17:41,700 --> 00:17:43,467
NOW, I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'VE
EVER HAD STITCHES BEFORE,
461
00:17:43,500 --> 00:17:45,567
BUT THERE IS A SLIGHT
BIT OF PAIN INVOLVED.
462
00:17:45,600 --> 00:17:47,833
NOTHING MORE I WOULD SAY
REALLY THAN A LITTLE PRICK.
463
00:17:47,867 --> 00:17:48,967
MM-HMM.
464
00:17:49,067 --> 00:17:50,700
YEAH, IT IS DEFINITELY
A PRICK INVOLVED.
465
00:17:50,733 --> 00:17:52,567
UH, YES, THERE IS
A PRICK INVOLVED.
466
00:17:52,600 --> 00:17:54,467
YEAH, THERE'S
ONE PRICK INVOLVED.
467
00:17:54,500 --> 00:17:56,733
YEAH, I WOULD SAY THERE
IS ONE PRICK INVOLVED.
468
00:17:56,767 --> 00:17:59,667
I AGREE, I'M NOT A DOCTOR,
BUT I AGREE THERE IS ONE PRICK.
469
00:17:59,700 --> 00:18:02,300
YEP.
470
00:18:02,333 --> 00:18:05,433
AND THE MORE I LOOK AT THIS
I THINK THIS IS PRETTY MINOR.
471
00:18:15,067 --> 00:18:16,933
OH OH,
WHAT THE HELL ?
472
00:18:16,967 --> 00:18:20,867
YOU DROOLED ON ME !
473
00:18:29,867 --> 00:18:33,400
SO HAVE YOU THOUGHT
ABOUT ANYBODY FOR THE
10th ANNIVERSARY PRESENT ?
474
00:18:33,433 --> 00:18:36,967
I HAVE BEEN
THINKING ABOUT IT.
475
00:18:37,067 --> 00:18:37,800
AND ?
476
00:18:37,833 --> 00:18:41,933
YOU KNOW,
I GOT THREE MONTHS.
477
00:18:41,967 --> 00:18:44,900
I'M GONNA
TAKE MY TIME
478
00:18:44,933 --> 00:18:47,533
AND WAIT, WAIT FOR
THE RIGHT ONE.
479
00:18:47,567 --> 00:18:50,100
AND YOU, MY FAT FRIEND,
WILL BE THE FIRST TO KNOW.
480
00:18:50,133 --> 00:18:51,833
ALRIGHT, GOOD,
I SHOULD BE.
481
00:18:51,867 --> 00:18:53,700
MY BIG FAT FRIEND.
482
00:18:53,733 --> 00:18:56,333
( laughing )
MM, FATSO.
483
00:18:56,367 --> 00:18:58,633
YEAH, FATSO.
484
00:19:00,900 --> 00:19:03,333
OH, HEY.
485
00:19:03,367 --> 00:19:06,467
DID YOU GET
YOUR WALLET ?
486
00:19:06,500 --> 00:19:09,933
YEAH, HOW DID YOU
KNOW ABOUT THAT ?
487
00:19:09,967 --> 00:19:11,300
I FOUND IT.
488
00:19:11,333 --> 00:19:14,300
WAIT A MINUTE, YOU'RE
THE GUY FROM THE CAR.
489
00:19:14,333 --> 00:19:15,333
YEAH.
490
00:19:15,367 --> 00:19:17,933
JOANNE GAVE IT TO ME
IN MEL BROOKS' OFFICE.
491
00:19:17,967 --> 00:19:19,833
YEAH RIGHT, RIGHT,
I GAVE IT TO HER.
492
00:19:19,867 --> 00:19:21,600
THAT'S NOT
WHAT SHE SAID.
493
00:19:21,633 --> 00:19:24,667
WAIT A SECOND, SHE SAID
SHE FOUND THAT WALLET ?
494
00:19:24,700 --> 00:19:25,933
YES.
495
00:19:25,967 --> 00:19:27,767
THAT'S AN EXACT QUOTE,
"I FOUND THIS" ?
496
00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:29,433
SHE SAID SHE FOUND THE WALLET
AND SHE GAVE IT TO ME
497
00:19:29,467 --> 00:19:30,800
AND I GAVE HER
100 BUCKS.
498
00:19:30,833 --> 00:19:33,067
AND YOU KNOW WHAT, SERIOUSLY YOU
SHOULD WORRY A LITTLE BIT LESS
499
00:19:33,067 --> 00:19:35,833
ABOUT THE WALLET AND MAYBE
MAINTAIN A LITTLE FOCUS
500
00:19:35,867 --> 00:19:37,567
ON YOUR DRIVING SKILLS, BUDDY.
501
00:19:39,567 --> 00:19:41,067
HELLO.
502
00:19:41,067 --> 00:19:42,967
JEFF GREENE AND
LARRY DAVID TO SEE MEL.
503
00:19:43,067 --> 00:19:47,367
OKAY.
504
00:19:47,400 --> 00:19:52,533
YOU KNOW, I RAN INTO THE GUY
IN THE WHEELCHAIR DOWNSTAIRS,
505
00:19:52,567 --> 00:19:53,933
YOUR FRIEND, DENNIS.
506
00:19:53,967 --> 00:19:56,567
HE TOLD ME THAT YOU SAID
THAT YOU FOUND THE WALLET ?
507
00:19:56,600 --> 00:19:58,867
AND HE GAVE YOU
$100 REWARD ?
508
00:19:58,900 --> 00:20:00,067
WHAT'S UP WITH THAT ?
509
00:20:00,067 --> 00:20:01,767
HOW DARE YOU
COME IN HERE...
510
00:20:01,800 --> 00:20:02,400
HOW DARE I ?
511
00:20:02,433 --> 00:20:04,000
AND ACCUSE ME--
512
00:20:04,033 --> 00:20:05,300
HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON ?
513
00:20:05,333 --> 00:20:06,967
THIS IS THE GUY
THAT I TOLD YOU ABOUT.
514
00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:09,467
OH, YOU GOT A PROBLEM
WITH OUR LIFESTYLE
515
00:20:09,500 --> 00:20:10,667
THAT WE WANT
TO ADOPT A BABY ?
516
00:20:10,700 --> 00:20:11,833
NO, NOT AT ALL.
517
00:20:11,867 --> 00:20:13,600
YEAH. YOU NEED A GOOD
FUCKIN' ASS KICKING.
518
00:20:13,633 --> 00:20:14,800
THAT'S WHAT YOU NEED !
519
00:20:14,833 --> 00:20:16,400
YOU WANT TO NAME
OUR BABY TANG ?!
520
00:20:16,433 --> 00:20:19,167
YOU THINK IT'S GOOD TO NAME
A KID AFTER A BREAKFAST DRINK ?!
521
00:20:19,200 --> 00:20:20,667
WE DON'T THINK
THAT'S A GOOD NAME !
522
00:20:20,700 --> 00:20:22,100
DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT ?!
523
00:20:22,133 --> 00:20:23,333
I UNDERSTAND.
524
00:20:23,367 --> 00:20:24,967
DAMN FUCKING RIGHT !
525
00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:27,033
YOU APOLOGIZE TO HER,
YOU APOLOGIZE NOW !
526
00:20:27,067 --> 00:20:30,067
I'M SORRY,
OKAY, SORRY, SORRY.
527
00:20:30,100 --> 00:20:31,333
WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE ANYWAY ?
528
00:20:31,367 --> 00:20:33,000
I GOT A MEETING
WITH MEL BROOKS.
529
00:20:37,067 --> 00:20:39,767
WELL, YOU'RE HERE.
530
00:20:39,800 --> 00:20:40,333
YOU CAME.
531
00:20:40,367 --> 00:20:41,900
YES.
532
00:20:41,933 --> 00:20:46,400
AND I GUESS YOU'RE WONDERING
WHY I CALLED YOU.
533
00:20:46,433 --> 00:20:48,300
KIND OF, YEAH.
534
00:20:48,333 --> 00:20:51,100
DO YOU REMEMBER
THE OTHER NIGHT
535
00:20:51,133 --> 00:20:54,700
I SANG AT THE KARAOKE CLUB
AND THEN YOU GOT UP ?
536
00:20:54,733 --> 00:20:55,733
YEAH, HE WAS GREAT.
537
00:20:55,767 --> 00:20:59,033
AND THE AUDIENCE WENT
PRETTY WILD FOR ME.
538
00:20:59,067 --> 00:21:04,100
AND THEN YOU SANG "SWANNEE"
AND THEY WENT CRAZY.
539
00:21:04,133 --> 00:21:08,200
AND WHEN YOU SANG
I WAS ABSOLUTELY FLOORED.
540
00:21:08,233 --> 00:21:10,967
I MEAN, I,
YOU THINK I--
541
00:21:11,067 --> 00:21:11,800
( laughing )
REALLY ?
542
00:21:11,833 --> 00:21:13,267
NO, NO, I COULDN'T
GET OVER IT.
543
00:21:13,300 --> 00:21:18,367
AND BANG, BANG
SOMETHING WENT OFF IN ME.
544
00:21:18,400 --> 00:21:23,067
IN A COUPLE OF MONTHS
THE GUY PLAYING MAX BIALYSTOCK
545
00:21:23,100 --> 00:21:25,133
WILL BE GOING OUT
ON THE ROAD
546
00:21:25,167 --> 00:21:29,167
LEAVING AN EMPTY SLOT
CALLED MAX BIALYSTOCK,
547
00:21:29,200 --> 00:21:32,300
THE LEADING CHARACTER
IN "THE PRODUCERS".
548
00:21:32,333 --> 00:21:34,967
I WANT YOU, LARRY DAVID,
549
00:21:35,067 --> 00:21:39,300
TO BE THE NEXT
MAX BIALYSTOCK ON BROADWAY.
550
00:21:39,333 --> 00:21:44,567
I WOULD LIKE YOU TO PLAY
THE LEAD IN "THE PRODUCERS".
551
00:21:44,600 --> 00:21:47,467
AND WHEN THIS THING GOES OFF
I'M NEVER WRONG.
552
00:21:47,500 --> 00:21:48,400
THE GUY...
553
00:21:48,433 --> 00:21:52,200
I, I, I DON'T,
I MEAN, I'M...
554
00:21:52,233 --> 00:21:55,133
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT TO SAY, I'M...
555
00:21:55,167 --> 00:21:56,267
WEREN'T YOU GREAT ?
556
00:21:56,300 --> 00:21:58,333
HE WAS GREAT.
557
00:21:58,367 --> 00:21:59,533
BUT NO, I MEAN,
YOU KNOW, A BROADWAY SHOW.
558
00:21:59,567 --> 00:22:02,767
I'M NOT, LIKE
A THEATER ACTOR, UH...
559
00:22:02,800 --> 00:22:05,600
WHEN WE MADE THE MOVIE OF
"THE PRODUCERS", THE GUY THAT
560
00:22:05,633 --> 00:22:09,267
PLAYED CARMEN GIYA WAS THIS
INCREDIBLE TALENTED GREEK ACTOR.
561
00:22:09,300 --> 00:22:12,233
HIS NAME IS ANDREAS,
ANDREAS VOUTSINAS.
562
00:22:12,267 --> 00:22:14,500
AND ANDREAS USED
TO SAY TO ME...
563
00:22:14,533 --> 00:22:17,767
"OR YOU GOT IT
OR YOU AIN'T."
564
00:22:17,800 --> 00:22:20,267
I SAID, ANDREAS, YOU CAN'T
START A SENTENCE WITH "OR".
565
00:22:20,300 --> 00:22:22,067
HE SAID NEVER MIND.
566
00:22:22,067 --> 00:22:24,133
"OR YOU GOT IT
OR YOU AIN'T."
567
00:22:24,167 --> 00:22:25,600
YOU GOT IT, LARRY.
568
00:22:25,633 --> 00:22:27,133
YOU GOT IT, LARRY.
569
00:22:27,167 --> 00:22:28,300
YOU GOT IT, MISTER.
570
00:22:28,333 --> 00:22:30,867
MR. BROOKS IS RIGHT,
MY FRIEND, YOU GOT IT.
571
00:22:30,900 --> 00:22:34,500
OH, BY THE WAY BEN STILLER WILL
BE TAKING OVER AT THE SAME TIME.
572
00:22:34,533 --> 00:22:37,433
SO IT WILL BE LARRY DAVID
AND BEN STILLER.
573
00:22:37,467 --> 00:22:39,100
I GOT A GREAT IDEA.
574
00:22:39,133 --> 00:22:41,200
GO TO THE SHOW TONIGHT,
SEE THE SHOW.
575
00:22:41,233 --> 00:22:43,900
LET IT GET INTO YOU PORES,
LET IT GET INTO YOUR SYSTEM.
576
00:22:43,933 --> 00:22:45,767
I'M TELLING YOU
I'M NEVER WRONG.
577
00:22:45,800 --> 00:22:46,700
I AM NEVER WRONG.
578
00:22:46,733 --> 00:22:47,900
I KNOW IT SOUNDS
CRAZY TO YOU.
579
00:22:47,933 --> 00:22:49,100
I KNOW IT SOUNDS INSANE.
580
00:22:49,133 --> 00:22:50,600
IT DOESN'T SOUND
CRAZY TO ME.
581
00:22:50,633 --> 00:22:51,767
YOU WERE BORN
TO DO IT.
582
00:22:51,800 --> 00:22:52,600
YOU KNOW WHAT
IT SOUNDS LIKE ?
583
00:22:52,633 --> 00:22:53,633
IT SOUNDS
LIKE A JOKE.
584
00:22:53,667 --> 00:22:56,433
IT SOUND LIKE ALLAN FUNT
OR JAMIE KENNEDY'S
585
00:22:56,467 --> 00:22:57,800
GONNA COME WALKING
THROUGH THE DOOR.
586
00:22:57,833 --> 00:22:59,167
YOU WERE BORN
TO DO IT.
587
00:22:59,200 --> 00:23:01,700
JUST SEE THE SHOW TONIGHT,
SEE WHAT HAPPENS.
588
00:23:01,733 --> 00:23:03,167
SEE WHAT HAPPENS
AND THEN LET THIS
589
00:23:03,200 --> 00:23:06,733
ALL COME BACK
TO YOU, OKAY ?
590
00:23:06,767 --> 00:23:08,267
YOU'RE GONNA DO IT,
IT'S GONNA HAPPEN.
591
00:23:08,300 --> 00:23:09,500
HE'S GOING
TO DO IT, MEL.
592
00:23:09,533 --> 00:23:11,633
OKAY, JEFF, TELL HIM
IN THE ELEVATOR.
593
00:23:11,667 --> 00:23:12,767
TELL HIM HOW
GREAT HE IS.
594
00:23:12,800 --> 00:23:13,800
GENTLEMEN, A PLEASURE,
GOOD TO MEET YOU.
595
00:23:13,833 --> 00:23:14,967
TAKE CARE.
596
00:23:15,067 --> 00:23:17,600
I DID ALL THE PLAYS IN
HIGH SCHOOL, I SWEAR TO GOD.
597
00:23:17,633 --> 00:23:19,533
THEY GIVE ME
THE LEAD EVERY ONE.
598
00:23:19,567 --> 00:23:22,067
OR WHAT ARE YOUR M4 AND M5,
THOSE ARE YOUR HOUSE SEATS ?
599
00:23:22,100 --> 00:23:23,067
YEAH, LET HIM HAVE IT.
600
00:23:23,067 --> 00:23:24,533
HE'S GOT TO, NO,
NO, THEY'LL BE THERE.
601
00:23:24,567 --> 00:23:26,167
JUST PICK THEM UP
AT THE BOX OFFICE.
602
00:23:26,200 --> 00:23:27,533
THANK YOU.
LARRY DAVID.
603
00:23:27,567 --> 00:23:32,867
GIANT FUCKIN' MISTAKE
IF I SAY SO RIGHT TO YOUR FACE.
604
00:23:32,900 --> 00:23:34,600
OKAY, ZERO MOSTEL...
605
00:23:34,633 --> 00:23:35,100
YEAH, I KNOW.
606
00:23:35,133 --> 00:23:35,933
ZERO MOSTEL.
607
00:23:35,967 --> 00:23:37,067
I KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE GONNA SAY.
608
00:23:37,067 --> 00:23:39,933
NATHAN LANE, JASON ALEXANDER
AND LARRY DAVID ?
609
00:23:39,967 --> 00:23:42,233
COME ON, MEL.
610
00:23:42,267 --> 00:23:43,367
TRUST ME.
611
00:23:43,400 --> 00:23:45,800
WHEN I KNOW I KNOW
AND THIS TIME I KNOW.
612
00:24:02,400 --> 00:24:04,133
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
613
00:24:04,167 --> 00:24:06,567
ALRIGHT.
614
00:24:06,600 --> 00:24:08,233
WHAT'S WRONG ?
615
00:24:08,267 --> 00:24:10,500
AH, THIS THING'S
KILLING ME.
616
00:24:10,533 --> 00:24:13,233
YOU KNOW, I'M GONNA
TAKE A PAINKILLER I THINK.
617
00:24:13,267 --> 00:24:14,533
OH WAIT, I DON'T THINK
YOU SHOULD DO THAT ?
618
00:24:14,567 --> 00:24:15,333
WHY ?
619
00:24:15,367 --> 00:24:16,433
DO THEY MAKE
YOU TIRED ?
620
00:24:16,467 --> 00:24:19,267
IT'S KILLING,
IT REALLY HURTS.
621
00:24:19,300 --> 00:24:21,067
HOW ARE YOU GONNA
TAKE IT WITHOUT WATER ?
622
00:24:21,067 --> 00:24:22,200
I DON'T KNOW,
I'LL POP IT IN.
623
00:24:22,233 --> 00:24:23,567
MAYBE YOU SHOULD WAIT.
624
00:24:26,567 --> 00:24:30,733
OKAY, OKAY,
OKAY, LARRY.
625
00:24:30,767 --> 00:24:33,067
DID YOU GET IT ?
626
00:24:33,067 --> 00:24:33,800
YEAH, I GOT IT.
627
00:24:33,833 --> 00:24:36,733
BEN STILLER ?
628
00:24:36,767 --> 00:24:38,200
YEAH, I THINK THAT IS.
629
00:24:38,233 --> 00:24:40,600
ALRIGHT.
630
00:24:40,633 --> 00:24:42,067
HI.
631
00:24:42,067 --> 00:24:45,167
HEY, HOW ARE
YOU DOING ?
632
00:24:45,200 --> 00:24:46,367
GOOD TO SEE YOU.
633
00:24:46,400 --> 00:24:48,600
NICE TO SEE YOU.
634
00:24:48,633 --> 00:24:50,067
HI, BEN.
635
00:24:50,067 --> 00:24:51,867
OH, OH GOOD
THANK YOU.
636
00:24:51,900 --> 00:24:52,967
NICE TO SEE YOU.
637
00:24:53,067 --> 00:24:54,067
YOU OKAY ?
638
00:24:54,067 --> 00:24:55,700
YEAH, WHAT HAPPENED ?
639
00:24:55,733 --> 00:24:59,100
MEL BROOKS HIT ME
WITH A BATHROOM DOOR.
640
00:24:59,133 --> 00:25:00,400
CUT MY HEAD.
641
00:25:00,433 --> 00:25:02,067
I KNOW, IT SOUNDS
LIKE A JOKE.
642
00:25:02,100 --> 00:25:04,933
WHAT, WERE YOU
TALKING TO HIM ?
643
00:25:04,967 --> 00:25:05,633
I MET HIM TODAY.
644
00:25:05,667 --> 00:25:06,433
YEAH.
645
00:25:06,467 --> 00:25:07,767
OH, YOU MET HIM
TODAY, OKAY.
646
00:25:07,800 --> 00:25:10,100
SO HE TOLD ME
YOU'RE DOING THE SHOW.
647
00:25:10,133 --> 00:25:11,500
I AM YEAH, I'M DOING
THE SHOW AND,
648
00:25:11,533 --> 00:25:13,833
AND SO YOU WERE TALKING
TO HIM ABOUT MAYBE...
649
00:25:13,867 --> 00:25:19,333
HE OFFERED ME
THE MAX BIALYSTOCK.
650
00:25:19,367 --> 00:25:21,533
YEAH, I KNOW.
651
00:25:21,567 --> 00:25:23,200
IT WAS A LITTLE
SHOCKING TO ME TOO.
652
00:25:23,233 --> 00:25:24,533
WHAT ?
653
00:25:24,567 --> 00:25:26,167
YOU MEAN HE OFFERED,
YOU MEAN HE ACTUALLY OFFERED...
654
00:25:26,200 --> 00:25:27,567
YEAH.
REALLY ?
655
00:25:27,600 --> 00:25:30,533
OFFERED HIM THE,
I KNOW.
656
00:25:30,567 --> 00:25:31,200
THAT IS...
657
00:25:31,233 --> 00:25:33,133
ARE YOU GUYS JUST GOING
658
00:25:33,167 --> 00:25:36,900
BECAUSE IT TOOK HIM A LONG TIME
TO MAKE THIS DECISION.
659
00:25:36,933 --> 00:25:37,967
WELL, YEAH.
660
00:25:38,067 --> 00:25:40,400
WELL, CAN I ASK YOU
SOMETHING, YOU ACT ?
661
00:25:40,433 --> 00:25:41,867
( laughing )
662
00:25:41,900 --> 00:25:43,533
NO, NO, I DON'T.
663
00:25:43,567 --> 00:25:45,500
YEAH, AND YOU SING ?
664
00:25:45,533 --> 00:25:47,667
I DON'T DO
ANYTHING REALLY.
665
00:25:47,700 --> 00:25:49,233
I MEAN THEY'LL
HAVE TO TEACH ME.
666
00:25:49,267 --> 00:25:50,233
RIGHT, RIGHT.
667
00:25:50,267 --> 00:25:52,067
I MEAN, HE SAW
IN A KARAOKE BAR.
668
00:25:52,100 --> 00:25:53,067
WOW.
669
00:25:53,067 --> 00:25:54,533
YOU'RE FUCKING
WITH ME, RIGHT ?
670
00:25:54,567 --> 00:25:56,333
NO, IT'S TRUE, BUT I'M
STILL THINKING ABOUT IT.
671
00:25:56,367 --> 00:25:57,633
I HAVEN'T MADE UP
MY MIND OR ANYTHING.
672
00:25:57,667 --> 00:25:59,067
YEAH, YEAH, WELL YOU
SHOULD THINK ABOUT IT.
673
00:25:59,067 --> 00:26:01,267
HONEY, ACTUALLY I SEE,
UH, BRIAN AND LEE.
674
00:26:01,300 --> 00:26:01,967
WE SHOULD GO SAY HI.
675
00:26:02,067 --> 00:26:02,867
( sneezing )
676
00:26:02,900 --> 00:26:03,700
BLESS YOU.
677
00:26:03,733 --> 00:26:05,267
GOOD TO SEE YOU,
SEE YOU LATER.
678
00:26:05,300 --> 00:26:07,600
HEY, WELL, WHATEVER HAPPENS
HAPPENS, RIGHT ?
679
00:26:07,633 --> 00:26:08,600
GOOD TO SEE YOU.
680
00:26:08,633 --> 00:26:11,067
LAR, GOOD LUCK,
THIS IS A BIG DECISION.
681
00:26:11,067 --> 00:26:12,333
TAKE CARE.
682
00:26:12,367 --> 00:26:14,367
I'LL WATCH IT TONIGHT
AND I'LL, I'LL THINK ABOUT IT.
683
00:26:14,400 --> 00:26:15,433
GOOD LUCK.
684
00:26:15,467 --> 00:26:17,267
BEN, SO GOOD
TO SEE YOU.
685
00:26:17,300 --> 00:26:19,467
AND WE'LL TALK ABOUT
APARTMENTS IF YOU NEED TO.
686
00:26:19,500 --> 00:26:21,067
I'M SURE WE'LL ALL
GONNA BE, UH...
687
00:26:21,067 --> 00:26:23,067
I'LL CHECK IT OUT.
688
00:26:23,067 --> 00:26:26,667
OKAY, BYE.
689
00:26:28,100 --> 00:26:31,767
WHAT IS WRONG
WITH YOU ?
690
00:26:31,800 --> 00:26:32,600
WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT ?
691
00:26:32,633 --> 00:26:34,233
WHY DIDN'T YOU
SHAKE HIS HAND ?
692
00:26:34,267 --> 00:26:35,600
HE PUT HIS
HAND OUT FOR YOU.
693
00:26:35,633 --> 00:26:37,467
HE SNEEZED
ALL OVER HIS HAND.
694
00:26:37,500 --> 00:26:38,300
BUT HE JUST
SNEEZED ON IT.
695
00:26:38,333 --> 00:26:39,767
HOW RUDE IS THAT ?
696
00:26:39,800 --> 00:26:42,067
HE DIDN'T
NOTICE ANYTHING.
697
00:26:42,100 --> 00:26:44,833
HE PUT HIS HAND OUT
FOR YOU TO SHAKE IT.
698
00:26:44,867 --> 00:26:47,067
OF COURSE HE NOTICED THAT,
EVERYONE NOTICED THAT.
699
00:26:47,100 --> 00:26:48,333
I'M NOT GOING
TO SHAKE HIS HAND.
700
00:26:48,367 --> 00:26:50,533
ITS GOT SNOT ALL
OVER IT, COME ON.
701
00:26:50,567 --> 00:26:52,733
PARTNERS LEO
ALL THE WAY.
702
00:26:52,767 --> 00:26:56,067
AND NOTHING OR NO ONE
WILL EVER COME BETWEEN US.
703
00:26:56,067 --> 00:26:57,500
NOTHING OR NO ONE, MAX.
704
00:26:57,533 --> 00:26:58,367
( knocking )
705
00:26:58,400 --> 00:26:59,467
COME IN.
COME IN.
706
00:26:59,500 --> 00:27:02,633
( applause )
707
00:27:06,167 --> 00:27:09,867
I'M BACK DOWN
FROM THE PILLS.
708
00:27:09,900 --> 00:27:16,100
OH, ABOUT OUR 10th ANNIVERSARY
PRESENT, IT'S...
709
00:27:16,133 --> 00:27:18,533
ALRIGHT, IT'S FINE IF YOU
WANT TO GET OUT OF IT.
710
00:27:18,567 --> 00:27:19,667
NO.
711
00:27:19,700 --> 00:27:21,567
BELIEVE ME I WILL NOT
THINK ANY LESS OF YOU.
712
00:27:21,600 --> 00:27:24,100
NO, I DON'T WANT TO GET
OUT OF IT, A DEAL'S A DEAL.
713
00:27:24,133 --> 00:27:27,467
I JUST WANT TO TELL YOU THAT
THERE'S A FEW GROUND RULES
714
00:27:27,500 --> 00:27:30,367
THAT WE NEED
TO TALK ABOUT, OKAY.
715
00:27:30,400 --> 00:27:35,067
OKAY, RULE NUMBER ONE IS
IT'S A ONE TIME ONLY.
716
00:27:35,067 --> 00:27:37,700
OKAY, ONE TIME ONLY.
717
00:27:37,733 --> 00:27:39,433
AND THERE'S A DEADLINE.
718
00:27:39,467 --> 00:27:42,700
IT'S OUR ANNIVERSARY AT MIDNIGHT
AND THEN IT'S OVER.
719
00:27:42,733 --> 00:27:45,267
YEAH, KIND OF LIKE
CINDERELLA.
720
00:27:45,300 --> 00:27:47,067
AND BY THE WAY...
721
00:27:47,067 --> 00:27:48,067
YEAH.
722
00:27:48,067 --> 00:27:49,933
YOU KNOW IF I DO
THIS SHOW ON BROADWAY ?
723
00:27:49,967 --> 00:27:51,167
YEAH.
724
00:27:51,200 --> 00:27:53,733
MY OPENING NIGHT IS THE SAME
NIGHT AS OUR ANNIVERSARY.
725
00:27:53,767 --> 00:27:54,367
REALLY ?
726
00:27:54,400 --> 00:27:55,933
THAT WOULD BE FUN.
727
00:27:55,967 --> 00:28:01,300
* WHEN YOU GOT IT,
FLAUNT IT *
728
00:28:01,333 --> 00:28:07,067
* SHOW YOUR ASSETS,
LET THEM KNOW YOU'RE PROUD *
729
00:28:07,067 --> 00:28:08,200
WHAT DO YOU THINK ?
730
00:28:08,233 --> 00:28:09,600
YOU THINK YOU WANT
TO DO THE SHOW ?
731
00:28:09,633 --> 00:28:12,267
* STICK YOUR CHEST OUT,
SHAKE YOUR TUSH *
732
00:28:12,300 --> 00:28:16,067
YOU KNOW MAYBE I WILL.
733
00:28:16,967 --> 00:28:18,967
MAYBE I WILL.
734
00:28:36,133 --> 00:28:38,533
* WHEN YOU GOT IT...
735
00:28:44,633 --> 00:28:48,133
( laughing )
736
00:28:56,067 --> 00:29:00,233
Captions Copyright 2003
HOME BOX OFFICE, INC.
737
00:29:00,267 --> 00:29:04,100
Captioned by
HBO COMMUNICATIONS CENTER
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