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Okay, I'm gonna make this perfectly
clear and I'm glad this happened.

It's a good reminder for
the whole team. If a pigeon,

or a flock of pigeons are near
or in the middle of a drug bust

the pigeons are not culpable.

I didn't say they
were culpable, Sarge.

I said they impeded my
investigation by im-poo-ding on me.

Okay, Parker.

Well, just so you know, we are
removing the file on the pigeon.

I still maintain that
they were trained.

All right.

Moving right along. New business.
A missing girl, Sophie Wilks.

Thirteen years old.

Last seen two days
ago on Sales Island.

The last known communication was
this Chap-snat... Chap - Chat.

Chat-snap. Lights please.

It's so important to unplug
and be one with nature.

Oh my gosh. No. No! No! No!

Sophie Wilks apparently visited
Sales Island, but never returned.

The captain says she
was not on the ferry,

and the residents say she's not on
the island. Who is telling the truth?

Well, I mean, you are...
telling the truth. That's one.

I'm gonna say the captain.

Well, then I'll guess the
residents. Then we've got both. Yep.

This is Sophie last month...
on her 13th birthday.

Girls develop so much
faster than boys.

She's very mature for her age.

I want to get officers on the island
tonight, but it's complicated.

See, the inhabitants
are a religious sect.

They've been there for generations,
cut off from the rest of the world,

and their ways are arcane.

- What does that mean?
- It's very, like, old.

- Old-fashioned.
- Old-fashioned-y.

According to this...

I have a letter sent to me by
one of the religious leaders...

Thus: "Only those who virgin be,
shalt set foot on our sacred land.

Any impure soul shalt
an intruder be."

Now I realise

that this is a deeply personal
question for me to ask. But...

Go and deal with
Parker please, Minogue.

Look, I mean...

- How do they define 'virgin'?
- Well, they say...

"Those who hath not lain
with the opposite sex."

Well, mechanically speaking...

- By that definition then...
- I am a "virgin".

I'm a virgin too.

- Really, Minogue?
- Yeah.

I didn't know you were.
You're a... very...

- Good.
- Yeah.

- That's... It's easy.
- Yeah. Good on you.

I read that roughly twelve percent
of people my age are virgins.

- Twelve percent?
- Roughly.

Right. Well, the two of
you better get going then.

So we're being ferried
over to the island

by our old friend Captain Quinn,
who's helped us out before.

I'm sorry to see your
eye still hasn't healed.

It did heal. This
is my other eye.

That's quite bad luck.

The story of how my
eye ended up like this

is not for the faint
of heart, my friends.

- What is it?
- Fly spray.

Fly spray...

I had the nozzle
pointing the wrong way.

You watch yourselves out there.

I'm not going on that
island if I don't have to.

There's something about
the Hornvale Community

that's just not quite right.
The rituals... the religion...

- The orgies.
- Orgies?

How did you find out
about these goings on?

- Wouldn't you like to know...
- Yes. I would.

- I would.
- I read it online.

- Hey, O'Leary...
- Yeah?

Are you experiencing like a...
an ominous sense of foreboding?

- No.
- Yeah. Me neither.

Esteemed officers
of the law! Welcome!

- Thanks. I'm Officer O'Leary.
- And I'm Officer Minogue.

My name is Avalon... but
you can call me Mama.

- Thanks.
- Thanks, Mama.

- Say it.
- Say it.

- Thanks, Mama.
- Thanks, Mama.

I'm surprised such
gorgeous individuals

could meet our
special requirements.

She doesn't look surprised.

I don't think gorgeous has
anything to do with it.

This is Thomath.

- Praise to the Horn.
- Cut it out.

- What did he say?
- And Lilda.

Come back up.

They will be your personal escorts
on the island at every moment.

Is that still legal?

They will take great
pleasure in serving you.

Looking forward to hanging
out, Thomath and Lilda.

I feel like we're
digressing, okay?

Because what I
would like to know

is actually if any of you
have seen... Sophie Wilks.

Let's not go into that right
now. We should away to Hornvale.

- Sorry, where are we going?
- Hornvale.

Are you saying... Are you
saying Hornvale or Hornville?

Hornvale.

Follow me.

- O'Leary...
- What's that?

- It's freaky, eh?
- Come along.

Avalon!

Wait for us please, Mama.

Gidday, mate.

Bless your purity.

Your presence here is what we have
prayed to the great Horned One for.

Tend to your needlework.

Let us lead you
to your lodgings.

She seemed nice.

I hope you find your
quarters suitable.

- Do you have anything...
- Nicer?

Well, this is my
childhood bedroom.

So, I'd appreciate you
not criticising it.

Please take a seat.

We know so much about you... it's
only fair you get to know us.

How do you know about us?

Start the tape.

- I didn't see you there.
- That's you.

No. This is an old
video... that's my Mama.

The Mama mama.

Don't you think that
looks just like her?

- Yeah. Well, they're related.
- We're a community of free spirits.

Who trust in the
prosperity of nature,

just as we trust in the
prosperity of the soul.

You will love it here.

Your time with us
will be blessed.

You will love it here.

Your time with us
will be blessed.

You will do as I say.

What was that?

That's Sophie. Minogue,
are you seeing this?

Up. Up.

Yep. Now, okay. Stand...
listen to me, stand up.

Up.

Come on, outside.

- What happened?
- You were hypnotised.

Sarge! Sarge! Do you read me?

I don't think I
can be hypnotised.

You've got to be open to
suggestion and I'm not.

- Yes, you are.
- Maybe I am.

Sarge!

Come in, O'Leary.

O'Leary, please respond.

Parker...

I know you're there,
Parker... Come in.

- Into the office?
- Yes, Parker.

Yep. Quickly.

I was just walking past, and I
heard you call my name and just...

Sure. Take a seat.

Parker, can I speak
to you man to man?

- Yes, of course, because I am a man.
- I am feeling somewhat guilty.

Of always locking me out, and
now using me as a sounding board,

because I'm the only one left?

No. What if I was to tell you

that I'm starting to put two and
two together about Sales Island.

If you said that, I'd be like,

"Oh wow, Sarge. That
sounds really interesting.

Have you learned anything?"

And I would reply, "Check this out."
Have a look at these clippings.

Now, people have been going missing
on the island at regular intervals

for the last ninety-odd years.

And every time, they've requested
that the investigating officers

meet very specific qualifications.
They're all virgins.

- Whoa, even him?
- Yeah, yeah. Apparently.

That's a waste.

None of those investigating officers
have ever returned from the island.

Oh, okay.

God, they must love it
over there, do you reckon?

Maybe. But the more I think about
it, the more I fear that the sect

are deliberately trying to lure
virginal officers to the island.

Why would they do that, Sarge?

I mean, what good is virginity,

except for when it
comes to olive oil.

Human sacrifices.

We should go.

- What? Me with you?
- Yes, Parker.

- Just one more thing, though...
- Yeah?

What kind of gift do you
think would say best:

"I'm sorry for questioning
you about your virginity,

and potentially leading you
to a ritualistic death?"

Yeah.

- Probably choccies.
- Yeah. Perfect.

Just wondering if you guys
have seen... this girl?

- No.
- No? You?

Apparently she's thirteen.

- How old are you?
- Fourteen.

Fourteen. So you're older than her.
which I'm finding hard to believe.

Have you guys gotthe Wi-Fi
password around here?

- Because I need to check my emails.
- What's Wi-Fi password?

Captain Quinn, do you copy?

- Nothing.
- No cell coverage either.

Pray to the Horn.

Hey, Mama. Thomath, Lilda...

- I trust the video refreshed you?
- I do not feel refreshed.

Yeah. I feel a bit
rubbish actually.

Pray to the Horn.

You know, I've got a lot questions
about that "instructional" video.

- First of all, when did you film it?
- I told you. I wasn't born yet.

Okay, that's impossible.
Sophie Wilks was in that video.

Yeah. Look, Mama, we don't want to
get off on the wrong foot, all right?

We really enjoyed that video, and
we're really enjoying these massages.

But the fact of the matter is,
we're here on police business,

and a young girl
has gone missing.

Lilda, Thomath, why don't we
draw the officer a hot bath?

No. No.

No. No hot bath, okay? We need
to interview the residents.

Slow is smooth and
smooth is fast.

Obey the voice!

You must remain...

- I must remain.
- No, no, no. Okay, no.

We need to continue
our investigation.

Okay? Minogue!
Let's go. Come on.

Copy that. Continuing
investigation.

Esteemed officers!
Esteemed officers!

As you can see, we
have managed to lose...

Thomath, Lilda and
Mama, who, while lovely,

were hindering
the investigation.

The police service is funded
through the generosity

of the New Zealand taxpayer,

and we honour that generosity
through time-efficiency.

Although it did take a few hours
to lose them on this occasion.

Yeah, we've encountered some
traditions here on Sales Island,

which at best could be described
as Nordic, at worst, demonic.

We in the Police Service, we've
got our own traditions too.

And those traditions are
called process and procedure.

So we're now gonna continue
with the investigation.

Hello. Just wondering
if you can help me.

Wondering if perhaps
you've seen this girl.

You haven't seen her?

Okay, have you got any information that
could potentially help me find her?

- You could speak to the elders.
- The elders.

Is that the naked
gentlemen over there?

Is there perhaps someone else I could
talk to that might be able to help me?

- Just speak to the elders.
- Thank you.

- Minogue!
- Yep.

Do you want to
speak to these guys?

Evening, gentlemen.
I'm Officer Minogue,

this is my colleague,
Officer O'Leary.

Hello there. I'm not
loving this, to be fair.

Okay, I'm not quite sure what
the rules are on this island.

But I will be checking them
as soon as we're done here,

and you can consider
yourselves lucky

just to get away with
a warning this time.

- This girl.
- No.

Well, it is a girl.

- Look. Do you recognise her?
- No.

Felt like you had that answer in your
head before I even showed it to you.

No.

That a dismissive 'hmm'?

- But you have not seen this girl?
- This one?

- What about this one?
- Same girl.

- Yeah. Have you seen her?
- No.

She's wearing this very distinctive
outfit; That lovely orange... coat.

- The dressmaker.
- Sorry?

You need to see the dressmaker.

Where would I find
this dressmaker?

- Dave-o!
- Dave-o?

I do quite like those
matching hair-dos.

Good evening, sir. Also no pants.
Just wondering if you could help me.

Do you remember
selling... to this person?

Yes.

Okay. In relation to what
you were selling to her,

was it potentially
an orange coat?

No.

So you didn't sell her this orange
coat here in this photograph?

No.

It was a terracotta cape.

Okay, look. I'll be back
shortly. Maybe make some pants.

Hello. Can I help you?

Sophie... she's preparing
for the Horned One.

- The what, sorry?
- Horned one.

The Horned One. Okay,
so where is she?

- The sacrifice?
- The what, sorry? Sorry, what?

The sacrifice? Wait.

Okay. So what I suspect is happening
is they intend to sacrifice Sophie,

which is not an ideal
situation in anyone's books.

Minogue!

Minogue!

Minogue?

Minogue, snap out of it!

Hey guys. What's going on?

- Minogue, stop getting hypnotised.
- When was this?

Esteemed officers.

Okay, can you guys stop that,
okay? I'm already quite stressed.

Through good
old-fashioned interviewing

I have obtained some intel
on Sophie Wilks' whereabouts.

And because time
is of the essence

I'd like to make the executive
decision that we do not include Mama

and the twins in
our next movements.

I agree with that decision.

- Sophie!
- Sophie Wilks!

- Sophie!
- It's her!

Come back here!

There she is!

- Sophie!
- Come back, Sophie!

- Is that her there?
- No. I think that's another person.

Sophie!

Thomath, what are you doing
out this late? Thomath!

- Not Sophie.
- I'm disappointed in you, Thomath.

Sophie! Minogue, turn around.

- Who are they supposed to be?
- I think they're supposed to be us.

I don't look like that. That's
a good one of you though.

Why are they here?

I think it's in case
something "happens to us",

they can send these
ones back in our place,

and nobody would
be any the wiser.

- O'Leary! Regained visual.
- In pursuit!

Sophie!

Perfect timing, esteemed officers.
We could not begin without you.

Well, done, Sophie.
You did beautifully.

Thank you, Mama.

You led the lambs right to us.

Surprise twist.

It would appear that we're
actually the ones being sacrificed.

- I reckon I saw that coming actually.
- What?

Didn't want to go anyway.

The Horned One!
The time is nigh!

We repay you for these
tremendous blessings

by sacrificing these esteemed
officers of the law to you,

great and generous lord.

Here they are. Look at them,
our lovely human offerings.

How does that align
with your thinking?

Well, it doesn't align
with our thinking at all.

Look, I understand this is hard.

Well, it wouldn't be a
sacrifice, if it was easy.

- Captain Quinn, do you read?
- Yes, I can read you.

- Look, we need you to call for help.
- Help!

No, this is serious.
We're in a lot of danger.

Yes. You are in a lot of danger.

Captain Quinn. What
are you doing here?

Yeah. Quite a funny story
behind that one actually.

Which is?

They showed me a hypnotic
video, and it hypnotised me.

Now I'm all hypnotised.

He always picks up all
our little police officers

in his little police
boat, don't you?

- Yes, I do.
- This is not acceptable, you guys.

You will like it here. Your
time with us will be blessed.

I don't like it here.
Minogue! Minogue!

You will love it here! Your
time with us will be blessed!

So, it seems as though the cult

are gonna go ahead with the human
sacrifice with only one offering,

that being Officer Minogue.

They're probably a
little bit disappointed.

Now obviously we
don't like to see

any police officer killed
for ceremonial purposes,

or for any purpose, really.

So I'm gonna try and get in
there and shut that event down

as safely as possible.

This not my first
rodeo in crowd control.

So once they've
exited the building,

I'm gonna go in there and see if I
can find a disguise. Fingers crossed.

"Sacrificial robe.
Cold wash only."

Not a very good dressmaker.

Okay. Let's go.

I think it's safe to assume that
Minogue is now being held captive

in that somewhat derelict barn.

It's my job to go
and get him out.

Esteemed colleagues, welcome
to the 46th biennial sacrifice!

Pray to the Horn!

We pray for his continued blessing
of our chosen ones for eternal youth.

We give thanks for Sophie, who
hasn't aged a day over thirteen.

You might want your
money back there.

Myself, who hasn't aged
a day over twenty-one.

And Thomath and Lilda, who
have not aged a day past seven.

Let us commence!

Pray to the Horned One!
Grace us with your presence!

Pray to the Horned One!
Grace us with your presence!

Hey, guys.

Pray to the Horn!

Pray to the Horn!

All hail, Master.

Looks like the, oldest
virgin I've ever had.

You're a... Are you full virgin?
Or like, half? Half-virgin?

- Well, I am on the cusp of Leo.
- What?

What do you mean
on the cusp of Leo?

Is that a half-virgin?

Sorry, I thought a virgin was
somebody that was born in August.

- Is...
- Wait! He's not a virgin.

He's a Virgo!

How dumb are you? Is this true?

What do you call a virgin then?

Oh, yeah. No. I've done that.

- Yeah. Heaps, heaps.
- What?

Stop! Wellington Police!

- We have you surrounded.
- That's right!

Cops.

- No, My Lord.
- Release the adult virgins!

Minogue...

I thought it meant
something else, Sarge.

Okay, guys. Party
is over. Let's go.

Come on.

Come on, little lady. You're
going away for a long time.

So, Avalon and the elders
have been taken into custody.

We've since found out

that Sergeant Maaka was
fully aware of the situation.

He'd actually been surveilling
the area for the last few hours.

Yes. So we were safer
than we thought.

Unfortunately, what we thought

was that we were going
to die horrific deaths.

So, that was another
uncomfortable work situation.

Thanks, Sarge. Job well done.

- What are you guys doing with those?
- Found them in the forest.

We thought they were you, so
we started talking to them.

It was pretty
dark, to be honest.

And then we thought, if
anything happened to you guys,

these guys would be
a good substitute.

- Yeah.
- Same vibes.

Yeah. This O'Leary one looks a
lot like her, don't you think?

It's actually a bit insulting.

These chocolates
are a cold comfort.

I don't even like chocolate.

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