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You're listening to
Under the Covers with Sasha...
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...on WZAB,
the voice of Pendleton University.
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- We're still talking to...?
- Jane. Sophomore. Hi.
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So you've been stealing
your roommate's birth-control pills?
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"Borrowing," okay?
WeIl, she never noticed before...
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...because I've aIways replaced them
with baby aspirin.
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- With what?
- Baby aspirin. Looks exactly the same.
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Anyways, now she's pregnant
and has to leave school.
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How the hell am l gonna get a new
roommate this late in the semester?
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Oh, my God.
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Next caller.
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Oh, no.
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Oh, shit.
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Okay, please, pIease make it.
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- Run-- Run out of g-- Gas?
- Yeah, filI it up, pIease.
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Freak show.
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M-- Miss...
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...could you come inside
for one m-- Minute, please?
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What is it?
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Credit card company
is on the phone.
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- ls there a problem?
- They wanna speak with you.
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Okay, hoId on a minute.
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Shit.
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Hello?
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No, don't touch me.
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N-- No--
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Let me go.
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No! Stop!
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Stop!
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Stop!
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Someone's in the back seat!
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You're Under the Covers with Sasha,
on WZAB...
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...the voice of Pendleton University.
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- Caller.
- Hello?
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l'm right here.
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Felicia, how can l help you?
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Well, it's kind of embarrassing.
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Spit it out, Felicia.
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Well, that's just the problem.
I mean, I didn't.
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Had had yourself
a little frat-boy protein shake, did you?
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Sasha, I've been feeling so sick.
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I mean, I swear,
I can feel them swimming inside me.
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Should I, like, get my stomach pumped
or something?
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Felicia, l think the only thing you need
pumped is the air out of your head.
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First, let me just congratulate you
on your choice of sexual activity...
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...because, sweetie, the worId
is not ready for you to reproduce.
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Second, do you know
that ingestion of bodily fluids...
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...is a major safe sex no-no?
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- Really?
- ReaIly.
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My suggestion is that
you just down a couple shots of Pepto.
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And next time get away
from the volcano before it erupts.
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That wraps up another night.
This is Sasha signing off on WZAB.
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Parker, how exactIy does Sasha
come up with this stuff?
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She devours every issue of Cosmo.
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Calls it her bible.
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So, Parker,
finish the story about Stanley Hall.
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Right.
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So this guy...
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...he was a professor on campus
maybe 25 years ago--
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What did he teach?
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l don't know. Physics or some shit.
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Abnormal psychology. You know,
if you wanna teIl the story right.
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That's not the point of the story,
paperboy.
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But, fine, abnormal psych it is.
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Anywho, this guy, he just fIips out,
you know, goes completely berserk.
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He grabs a hunting knife
and he strolIs into Stanley HaIl.
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Bangs on every door.
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And every student
that answers their door...
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...he takes that littIe knife
and he cuts their throat, ear to ear.
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Yeah. Does away with an entire floor
before finally stabbing himself...
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...straight through the heart.
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And thus,
the annual Omega Sigma Phi bash.
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So you have a frat party
to commemorate a massacre?
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- You betcha.
- Parker, let me--
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Let me get this straight.
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When this happened 25 years ago
you were a sophomore?
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That's funny.
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WelI, it's a bullshit story you hear
on every campus in the Northeast.
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Thank you.
l mean, where's the proof?
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You see, that's the thing.
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Pendleton knew damn weIl that
enrollment wouId suffer permanently.
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So in cahoots with the national news
media and various other powerful--
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Like Lee Harvey OswaId?
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Or was it Jack Ruby?
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No, no, no. l know who it was.
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lt was that FBl guy who used to
prance around in women's underwear.
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He's the guy
that covered it alI up, huh?
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That's the newsroom, l gotta go.
l got a lot of--
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- Hey, Paul.
- Yeah?
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Before you go, if there's another
E. coli crisis in the cafeteria...
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...l want you to have the biggest,
juiciest burger on me.
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l'd love to. That article
almost got me the student Pulitzer.
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- Bye, Paul.
- "Bye, PauI."
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You know what his problem is?
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He can't stand any big story
without having his byline on it.
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He is such a babe.
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AIl right, did it seem
like he was giving me the eye?
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lt was probably the mirror behind us.
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Oh, damn.
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Should l ask him out anyway?
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Okay, if Parker's story is true, and
all those kids were murdered here...
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...why haven't they
torn down Stanley Hall?
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The story's not true,
it's just a legend.
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lf it's just a legend,
then what's the problem?
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- l won't encourage this.
- Come on, cut me a little slack.
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This is haIf the reason
l transferred here.
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Now, what exactly happens
when l say "Bloody Mary" five times?
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The person next to you wonders how
you got into college in the first place.
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- Come on.
- You're scared, Natalie.
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- Yeah, right.
- Then come on, and let's do this.
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- Come on. lt's time to raise the dead.
- Can you believe this?
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Okay. Okay.
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BIoody Mary.
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BIoody Mary.
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BIoody Mary.
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BIoody Mary.
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- Blo--
- Bloody Mary.
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Fine, no answer.
Maybe they're screening.
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Oh, God.
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- Let's go, Natalie.
- Yeah.
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You called?
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She was trying to summon the dead,
Damon.
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Not frat boys
with badIy grown facial hair.
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Hey, it took me a month to grow this.
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ls this what you do
with your free time, Damon?
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Hang out in the dark by yourself waiting
to scare people like a total freak?
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When l see two losers
standing in front of this reIic...
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...trying to summon the dead. Anyhow,
l'll see you two in cIass tomorrow.
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- UnfortunateIy.
- See you.
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Jerk.
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You know, he was half-way normal
before pledge week.
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Sorry.
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Shut off the fucking light!
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Sorry.
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Last week, we discussed folklore
as a gauge for the values...
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...of the society that created them.
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Today? Today we get more specific.
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A babysitter
receives menacing phone calls.
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And upon investigating them...
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...she realizes that they are originating
from an upstairs bedroom.
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The very room where she's Ieft the
children, under her care, to sleep.
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Now, who's heard this before?
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WelI, that really happened
to a girI in my hometown.
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Yes, l'm sure it did.
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l'm-- l'm sure most of you
grew up thinking that this happened--
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lt didn't happen.
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--to girls in all your home towns.
But it didn't.
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You see, the babysitter
and the man upstairs...
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...is what we call an urban legend.
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Contemporary foIkIore
passed on as a true story.
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Now, there are variations of this one
going back to the 1960s.
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AIl of them contain
the same cultural admonition:
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Young women, mind your children
or harm wiIl come your way.
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Excuse me.
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Something funny you might care
to share with us, Ms...?
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No, l was just saying, like, maybe the
cultural admonition is: Don't babysit?
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Why don't you come up here
and volunteer for my little experiment?
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- Yeah, that's a great idea.
- Now, young lady.
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- Coming.
- Yeah, baby, yeah.
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Don't worry, you'll probabIy survive.
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Had those before?
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Yeah, they're Pop Rocks.
They crackle in your mouth.
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Eat some.
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Thirsty?
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WelI, what's wrong?
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Something you might have heard
about mixing Pop Rocks and soda?
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WelI, supposedIy, your stomach
and your intestines, everything, burst.
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RealIy? Anyone you know
die this way?
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Mikey.
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From the cereal commercial.
"Give it to Mikey, he'lI eat anything."
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You mean him?
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"Mikey likes it."
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Yeah.
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What if l told you
that this is Mikey?
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AIive and welI and working
as an ad executive in New York City?
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Would you drink some then?
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l'll do it.
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Yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
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Your soda.
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He's still alive.
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As l said, class, this story
is nothing but an urban legend.
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Professor.
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He's gonna expIode!
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Somebody call 911! Go.
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- Thank you for your help, Mr. Brooks.
- Brilliant, he's brilliant.
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He is such a moron.
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Yeah, but who feIl for it?
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Hey, what's going on?
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Excuse me, young man.
You can't read these.
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- She'd just Ieft campus.
- She was a sophomore.
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She went to PendIeton?
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You have got to be kidding me.
l knew l should have gone to NYU.
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Tragic, huh?
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- Hi, Paul.
- Hey.
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ls this true?
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WelI, l certainly hope so...
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...otherwise l'm gonna have
one heIl of a retraction on my hands.
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Hey.
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What do you think you're doing?
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You can't just come
and take every copy here.
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You're the one that wrote
this inflammatory piece of rubbish...
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...aren't you?
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The fatuous quotes about
being deepIy shocked and heartsick...
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- ...are yours, Dean Adams, but--
- Let me telI you something, young man.
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The onIy lunatic
on this campus is you.
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l'm flattered.
Can l quote you on that?
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l have a quote for you.
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U.S. News & World Report
named Pendleton...
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...the safest university
in this country.
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And you best believe
l intend to keep it that way.
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Thank you, Reese.
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l'll make sure and stick that
in the special school-safety edition.
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- Let's get out of here.
- Hold on a second.
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How about some interviews? Students
react to the tragedy on campus.
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- Okay, l am saddened and moved by--
- This was someone's life, Paul.
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Did you even spend one minute
thinking about that?
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No, l didn't.
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But because of my story,
3500 students will.
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l think that's enough
to help me sleep at night.
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- Come on, let's go.
- Natalie, wai--
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The decapitated body of 20 year old
Pendleton student...
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...Michelle Mancini
was found in her car.
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Police suspect her assailant
was probably hiding in the back seat.
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In the meantime, the search continues
for Michael McDonnell...
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...the proprietor of this gas station,
where she was last seen.
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Police are asking anyone with any
information on his whereabouts...
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...to contact them immediately.
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This David McAree reporting live.
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WelI, that's horrible.
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Someone told me that she was Iistening
to my show when it happened.
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My voice was probably
the last she heard. Can you imagine?
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- What if there is a Iunatic on campus?
- Fine with me.
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l'm hitting the halfpipe at Killington
this weekend.
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Did anyone here know her?
She roomed in Daly.
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- No.
- No.
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Hello? Space cadet.
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No, l didn't know her.
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- ActualIy, you know, l did know her.
- You did?
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Yeah, and l'll miss her too,
because that girl gave great head.
241
00:22:59,962 --> 00:23:02,673
Get it? She gave great head?
Come on.
242
00:23:14,560 --> 00:23:17,271
Hey, Tosh. l'm sorry about last night.
243
00:23:17,438 --> 00:23:19,982
Yeah? WeIl,
don't let it happen again.
244
00:23:32,536 --> 00:23:34,663
Here, you dropped these.
245
00:23:42,254 --> 00:23:44,423
Tosh. Excuse me.
246
00:23:48,677 --> 00:23:51,388
This is my phone Iine too.
247
00:23:59,522 --> 00:24:02,525
Hey, it's Brenda. You seemed
kind of weird this afternoon.
248
00:24:02,691 --> 00:24:04,902
You okay, hon? Call me.
249
00:24:05,069 --> 00:24:06,779
Natalie, it's Mom.
250
00:24:06,946 --> 00:24:09,657
Listen, sweetie. l'm just calling
to make sure you're okay.
251
00:24:09,824 --> 00:24:12,243
Isn't it horrible about Michelle?
252
00:24:13,410 --> 00:24:17,289
Please call, okay? l love you.
253
00:24:50,156 --> 00:24:51,407
l was in the neighborhood.
254
00:24:51,574 --> 00:24:53,909
Thought l'd see if you wanted
to go to the house.
255
00:24:54,076 --> 00:24:57,079
- Parker's gonna pierce Hootie's nose.
- Hootie's a dog.
256
00:24:57,246 --> 00:25:00,916
- Yeah, that's no reason he can't be hip.
- No, that's okay, Damon.
257
00:25:02,001 --> 00:25:04,920
- What's up, Natalie? You all right?
- Yeah, l'm fine.
258
00:25:05,337 --> 00:25:08,716
Listen, we don't have to go hang out
with a bunch of drunken frat boys.
259
00:25:08,883 --> 00:25:11,969
We can just go someplace and talk.
260
00:25:14,930 --> 00:25:17,516
l don't really want this
to get out around campus...
261
00:25:17,683 --> 00:25:21,061
...but l can actualIy be a pretty good
listener every once in a while.
262
00:25:23,772 --> 00:25:25,983
- Okay?
- Okay.
263
00:25:30,946 --> 00:25:33,908
- A little something to warm you up?
- Sure.
264
00:25:40,456 --> 00:25:42,666
lt's a slight process.
265
00:26:02,978 --> 00:26:06,649
- You and Michelle were friends then?
- Yeah.
266
00:26:06,815 --> 00:26:08,567
So, what happened?
267
00:26:08,734 --> 00:26:11,070
l'd really rather
not talk about it anymore.
268
00:26:11,237 --> 00:26:15,783
lt's compIetely understandable.
lf you don't wanna open up, that's fine.
269
00:26:17,493 --> 00:26:22,414
But l want you to know that l know
exactly what you're going through.
270
00:26:22,581 --> 00:26:25,834
- You do?
- Sure.
271
00:26:26,752 --> 00:26:29,672
l lost somebody close to me.
272
00:26:33,133 --> 00:26:35,761
My girlfriend, she's....
273
00:26:37,513 --> 00:26:40,432
- Well, she's dead and--
- Oh, l'm so sorry.
274
00:26:40,599 --> 00:26:43,602
No, it's-- lt's okay.
275
00:26:44,019 --> 00:26:45,896
She was sick for a whiIe.
276
00:26:46,063 --> 00:26:47,856
She had a....
277
00:26:48,357 --> 00:26:50,401
A syndrome.
278
00:26:50,567 --> 00:26:52,361
And....
279
00:26:52,987 --> 00:26:58,742
And after that, l was afraid to get
cIose to anybody for a long time.
280
00:26:58,909 --> 00:27:04,373
But then it hit me, you know?
Why am l being so selfish?
281
00:27:04,540 --> 00:27:07,918
l stilI have so much love
inside of me left to give.
282
00:27:08,085 --> 00:27:09,128
You do?
283
00:27:09,295 --> 00:27:12,256
Yeah, and, Natalie,
you're in need of loving.
284
00:27:12,423 --> 00:27:14,174
- l am?
- Yeah.
285
00:27:14,341 --> 00:27:18,220
You're lonely. You're repressed.
You're aching to break loose.
286
00:27:18,387 --> 00:27:21,265
Those are the types of probIems
that only a man can fix.
287
00:27:21,432 --> 00:27:24,310
And l suppose you're that man?
288
00:27:26,186 --> 00:27:27,646
You know it.
289
00:27:30,190 --> 00:27:31,233
Nice try, Damon.
290
00:27:31,400 --> 00:27:34,570
That was a fairly good impersonation
of a human being.
291
00:27:34,737 --> 00:27:37,197
l understand you're afraid...
292
00:27:37,364 --> 00:27:39,742
...but you don't have to be
afraid anymore, Natalie.
293
00:27:40,617 --> 00:27:44,705
- You don't have to be afraid to Iove.
- Start the car, right now.
294
00:27:44,872 --> 00:27:47,333
Okay, that hurts.
l'm just trying to help you out.
295
00:27:47,499 --> 00:27:51,170
- You don't have to act like such a bitch.
- lt's not an act, believe me.
296
00:27:53,589 --> 00:27:55,466
You sure you don't wanna
think this over?
297
00:27:55,632 --> 00:27:58,177
You know, because
l'm all about heaIing, Natalie.
298
00:27:58,344 --> 00:28:01,263
One black eye or two, Damon?
You decide.
299
00:28:03,932 --> 00:28:05,726
AIl right, fine.
300
00:28:05,893 --> 00:28:09,146
l'm going to take a piss.
l'll be right back.
301
00:28:10,939 --> 00:28:11,940
Pig.
302
00:28:54,650 --> 00:28:56,402
Okay.
303
00:29:18,465 --> 00:29:22,511
Damon? Shake it and let's go.
304
00:29:42,406 --> 00:29:44,533
Come on, come on, come on.
305
00:29:51,540 --> 00:29:53,459
Damon!
306
00:30:02,426 --> 00:30:03,719
Damon!
307
00:30:13,645 --> 00:30:14,730
Natalie.
308
00:30:15,105 --> 00:30:17,232
Don't start the car.
309
00:30:20,861 --> 00:30:22,404
Don't start the car.
310
00:31:14,957 --> 00:31:17,042
Oh, shit.
311
00:31:23,799 --> 00:31:29,555
This is the end of your rotten life,
you motherfucking drug pusher.
312
00:31:35,811 --> 00:31:39,898
It was easy for him, because
he really didn't believe it was coming.
313
00:31:40,065 --> 00:31:41,817
But it ain't gonna be easy for you...
314
00:31:41,984 --> 00:31:44,027
...because you'd better believe
it's coming.
315
00:31:44,695 --> 00:31:48,657
- Girl, what's wrong with you?
- They killed him. Somebody killed him.
316
00:31:51,493 --> 00:31:53,996
lt's right past this bridge.
317
00:31:56,331 --> 00:32:00,752
l don't see nothing.
Are you sure this is it?
318
00:32:11,305 --> 00:32:15,017
- l don't get it. The car was--
- Here, huh?
319
00:32:15,350 --> 00:32:18,061
lf you don't mind me asking,
what the helI are you on?
320
00:32:18,228 --> 00:32:21,356
Nothing. The car was right here.
321
00:32:23,400 --> 00:32:27,654
- Right here?
- Reese, l saw his body. l touched it.
322
00:32:27,821 --> 00:32:30,157
lt's probably the same person
who killed Michelle.
323
00:32:30,324 --> 00:32:31,867
That's impossibIe, baby.
324
00:32:32,034 --> 00:32:36,413
The poIice arrested that gas station
attendant this afternoon.
325
00:32:39,541 --> 00:32:41,335
It was a mannequin, Natalie.
326
00:32:41,501 --> 00:32:44,671
Damon uses it all the time
to scare pledges during hazing.
327
00:32:44,838 --> 00:32:47,716
He also has
this life-size blow-up doIl.
328
00:32:47,883 --> 00:32:49,718
You probably
don't wanna know about that.
329
00:32:49,885 --> 00:32:52,471
lt wasn't a mannequin, Parker.
Damon was dead.
330
00:32:52,638 --> 00:32:53,722
Come on, Nat.
331
00:32:53,889 --> 00:32:56,975
Damon is the best practical joker
on this campus, all right?
332
00:32:57,142 --> 00:33:00,062
He once convinced a freshman
he was the middIe Hanson brother...
333
00:33:00,228 --> 00:33:02,230
...just so he could get laid.
334
00:33:02,397 --> 00:33:05,192
Okay, Parker. Shouldn't he be here
enjoying his handiwork?
335
00:33:05,359 --> 00:33:06,735
Weekend snowboarding trip.
336
00:33:06,902 --> 00:33:11,573
Some last-fling bachelor party with
some high schooI buddies. Come on.
337
00:33:14,159 --> 00:33:15,786
Whoa, wait a minute.
338
00:33:15,994 --> 00:33:18,497
Scratching on the roof of the car.
339
00:33:18,664 --> 00:33:20,624
Don't you guys get it?
340
00:33:20,791 --> 00:33:22,918
Come on,
it's just like that urban legend.
341
00:33:23,085 --> 00:33:25,087
- What are you talking about?
- Come on.
342
00:33:25,253 --> 00:33:27,631
Wexler talks about it
every semester in class.
343
00:33:27,798 --> 00:33:31,593
You know, guy and a girl
parked out in the woods, making out.
344
00:33:31,760 --> 00:33:34,304
- You made out?
- Guy steps out of the car and the girl...
345
00:33:34,471 --> 00:33:36,682
...starts to hear
scratching noises on the roof.
346
00:33:36,848 --> 00:33:39,101
lt's her dead boyfriend
hung from a tree.
347
00:33:39,267 --> 00:33:41,561
Damon's in the class,
he knew the myth, aIl right?
348
00:33:41,728 --> 00:33:43,605
He must have planned
the whole thing out.
349
00:33:43,772 --> 00:33:47,109
Probably thought it was the only way
a girl wouId ever say he was hung.
350
00:33:47,442 --> 00:33:48,944
Conniving bastard.
351
00:33:49,111 --> 00:33:50,696
Wait a second.
352
00:33:50,862 --> 00:33:53,532
lsn't there another story
about a guy with an ax...
353
00:33:53,699 --> 00:33:55,242
...hiding in a woman's back seat?
354
00:33:55,409 --> 00:33:56,451
Hello.
355
00:33:56,618 --> 00:33:59,621
My mom still checks the back seat
before getting into a car.
356
00:33:59,788 --> 00:34:01,915
That's how Michele Mancini died.
357
00:34:02,124 --> 00:34:03,125
Oh, my God.
358
00:34:03,291 --> 00:34:05,293
What are you trying to say, Natalie?
359
00:34:05,460 --> 00:34:08,171
lt's like someone out there
is taking all these stories...
360
00:34:08,338 --> 00:34:10,173
...and making them reality.
361
00:34:12,467 --> 00:34:15,721
WelI, then my big question is,
what is he gonna do next, huh?
362
00:34:15,887 --> 00:34:17,723
Maybe put spider eggs
in bubblegum?
363
00:34:17,889 --> 00:34:20,851
Or maybe ram a gerbil
up a celebrity's ass?
364
00:34:21,017 --> 00:34:22,728
Come on, Nat.
365
00:34:22,894 --> 00:34:26,648
Give Damon a call up at KiIlington,
all right? You'Il see he's there.
366
00:34:36,616 --> 00:34:39,244
- Tosh, can l please use--?
- What?
367
00:34:39,661 --> 00:34:41,538
Never mind.
368
00:34:46,668 --> 00:34:50,422
Yeah. There was a blond guy who
arrived with that group this morning.
369
00:34:50,589 --> 00:34:52,841
A bachelor party, or something?
370
00:34:53,008 --> 00:34:56,178
Okay, Damon Brooks specifically?
Can you telI me if he checked in?
371
00:34:56,344 --> 00:34:58,513
Oh, well, l really can't tell you that.
372
00:34:58,680 --> 00:35:02,434
The cabin's not in his name
and it's not on his credit card.
373
00:35:02,601 --> 00:35:04,352
Look, l'm happy
to take the message...
374
00:35:04,519 --> 00:35:07,397
...but l can't guarantee
that he'll stop by to pick it up.
375
00:35:07,564 --> 00:35:09,566
So whatever you want--
376
00:35:47,854 --> 00:35:49,564
Hello?
377
00:35:58,907 --> 00:36:01,076
ls someone there?
378
00:36:31,857 --> 00:36:33,233
Hey, Nat.
379
00:36:33,400 --> 00:36:34,860
- Look what l found.
- What?
380
00:36:35,026 --> 00:36:39,531
An early edition of Kama Sutra
with iIlustrations.
381
00:36:39,698 --> 00:36:41,783
You think Parker wiIl get into it?
382
00:36:41,950 --> 00:36:45,036
- Does he have a choice?
- No.
383
00:36:46,913 --> 00:36:48,623
What's that?
384
00:36:54,045 --> 00:36:56,923
- Nat, don't tell me you still--
- l don't know.
385
00:37:10,937 --> 00:37:12,689
This is it.
386
00:37:25,994 --> 00:37:27,329
Wait a second.
387
00:37:27,495 --> 00:37:29,831
- This is definitely not a myth.
- What?
388
00:37:29,998 --> 00:37:32,876
The gang high-beam initiation.
lt happens all the time.
389
00:37:33,043 --> 00:37:35,837
Gang members drive around at night
with their headlights off.
390
00:37:36,004 --> 00:37:38,757
When someone goes to flash
their high beams to warn them...
391
00:37:38,924 --> 00:37:40,175
...they kill them.
392
00:37:40,342 --> 00:37:44,012
That's why l never warn anybody
about anything when l drive.
393
00:37:45,180 --> 00:37:48,683
Anyway, l gotta go.
l got some homework.
394
00:37:48,850 --> 00:37:51,519
- Okay, see you later, Sasha.
- Bye.
395
00:39:37,792 --> 00:39:40,795
Sounds like Elvira is raising
more than just the dead in there.
396
00:39:40,962 --> 00:39:42,338
Thanks for the warning.
397
00:39:58,813 --> 00:40:02,275
Sorry. l'm not Iooking.
398
00:41:54,262 --> 00:41:59,267
Hey. Better check her pulse,
she's Iooked Iike that for years.
399
00:42:10,278 --> 00:42:12,780
- Hey, Paul.
- Hey.
400
00:42:15,450 --> 00:42:16,451
How is she?
401
00:42:16,618 --> 00:42:20,455
l don't know. l haven't had a chance
to taIk to her yet.
402
00:42:23,166 --> 00:42:24,959
AIl right. l'll see you later.
403
00:42:25,126 --> 00:42:28,838
Natalie.
We know this is difficult for you...
404
00:42:29,005 --> 00:42:33,801
...but we need to understand why,
if you heard moaning...
405
00:42:33,968 --> 00:42:36,554
...you didn't turn on the lights.
406
00:42:36,721 --> 00:42:39,807
l'd waIked in on Tosh
having sex before.
407
00:42:39,974 --> 00:42:42,310
lt wasn't something
l cared to see again.
408
00:42:42,477 --> 00:42:44,312
So you never actually saw
anyone there?
409
00:42:44,479 --> 00:42:46,314
- Well, l sensed that--
- No, no.
410
00:42:46,481 --> 00:42:48,816
Honey, did you see anyone
in the room?
411
00:42:49,359 --> 00:42:51,152
- No.
- Natalie.
412
00:42:51,319 --> 00:42:54,656
Did you know
Tosh was manic-depressive?
413
00:42:55,698 --> 00:42:58,826
She painted half the room bIack.
l had a pretty good idea.
414
00:42:59,369 --> 00:43:02,997
There are no signs of foul play here.
No forced entry.
415
00:43:03,581 --> 00:43:04,666
What are you saying?
416
00:43:04,832 --> 00:43:08,336
lt appears to be a tragic suicide.
417
00:43:08,503 --> 00:43:10,380
No.
418
00:43:10,630 --> 00:43:13,758
Tosh didn't kilI herself.
There was someone eIse in that room.
419
00:43:13,925 --> 00:43:16,636
l mean, "Aren't you glad
you didn't turn on the lights"?
420
00:43:16,803 --> 00:43:19,681
A very morbid suicide note.
421
00:43:29,607 --> 00:43:33,569
Honey, l am so sorry.
Are you all right?
422
00:43:34,737 --> 00:43:37,699
Of course not. Stupid question.
423
00:43:37,865 --> 00:43:40,451
Who would have thought
she would do something like that?
424
00:43:40,618 --> 00:43:43,454
l mean,
she's weird and everything but....
425
00:43:49,210 --> 00:43:51,671
Okay, Natalie, you wanna
go get some coffee and talk?
426
00:43:51,838 --> 00:43:54,632
No, l just--
l just gotta be alone right now.
427
00:44:12,608 --> 00:44:15,069
- Hey.
- Hey.
428
00:44:20,491 --> 00:44:25,079
l know that this is
a reaIly bad time for you.
429
00:44:26,372 --> 00:44:28,333
But l gotta ask you
a couple of questions.
430
00:44:28,499 --> 00:44:30,877
Oh, no. l'm not doing any interviews.
431
00:44:31,044 --> 00:44:34,964
Hey, if it makes you feel any better
l don't wanna talk about Tosh, okay?
432
00:44:35,131 --> 00:44:37,342
l just wanted to know...
433
00:44:37,508 --> 00:44:39,969
...if you could teIl me
a little bit about this?
434
00:44:41,179 --> 00:44:43,348
How did you get that?
435
00:44:44,223 --> 00:44:48,811
l contacted Michelle's high school.
Your high schooI.
436
00:44:50,605 --> 00:44:53,691
Now, why didn't you teIl me
you knew her?
437
00:44:53,858 --> 00:44:57,612
So you could exploit her death
more than you already have?
438
00:44:58,237 --> 00:45:00,239
Hey, look.
l'm just doing my job here, okay?
439
00:45:00,406 --> 00:45:03,368
What am l supposed to do?
Turn my back on a murder?
440
00:45:03,534 --> 00:45:07,372
- Or a suicide?
- lt wasn't a suicide, PauI.
441
00:45:07,538 --> 00:45:09,624
What are you taIking about?
442
00:45:09,957 --> 00:45:11,167
She was murdered.
443
00:45:11,334 --> 00:45:14,629
She was murdered just like MicheIle.
Just like Damon.
444
00:45:16,172 --> 00:45:17,465
Damon?
445
00:45:20,134 --> 00:45:21,761
Hey.
446
00:45:23,137 --> 00:45:26,099
l don't know what's going on here...
447
00:45:26,265 --> 00:45:29,977
...but, you know, if you want,
we can go somewhere and talk.
448
00:45:30,645 --> 00:45:32,146
Off the record.
449
00:45:46,160 --> 00:45:47,578
You don't believe me, either.
450
00:45:47,745 --> 00:45:50,832
That's not what l'm saying,
it's just that....
451
00:45:51,749 --> 00:45:55,795
The idea of an urban-legend
serial kiIler?
452
00:45:57,130 --> 00:45:58,339
lt's a stretch.
453
00:46:00,007 --> 00:46:05,096
- But don't you think it's possible?
- Yeah, it's possibIe.
454
00:46:05,304 --> 00:46:08,516
But, l don't know. Maybe....
455
00:46:08,766 --> 00:46:10,977
Maybe the gas-station attendant
kilIed MicheIle.
456
00:46:11,144 --> 00:46:13,563
Maybe Damon's snowboarding.
457
00:46:13,729 --> 00:46:17,900
And maybe--
Maybe Tosh just killed herself.
458
00:46:18,067 --> 00:46:19,110
Okay.
459
00:46:20,194 --> 00:46:23,906
lf it is true, why Iike this?
460
00:46:24,699 --> 00:46:26,409
Why now?
461
00:46:27,034 --> 00:46:29,036
Tonight's the 25th anniversary.
462
00:46:31,539 --> 00:46:33,207
What's that got to do with anything?
463
00:46:33,374 --> 00:46:35,293
The Stanley Hall massacre.
464
00:46:36,127 --> 00:46:39,130
No, l toId you that story is not true.
465
00:46:40,673 --> 00:46:41,966
Are you sure?
466
00:46:46,387 --> 00:46:51,142
AIl right, if there's any truth
to Stanley Hall, it'Il be in here.
467
00:46:52,977 --> 00:46:55,730
So this is where you research
all your lurid articles.
468
00:46:55,897 --> 00:46:59,317
Reality is lurid, all right?
469
00:47:00,026 --> 00:47:01,736
l'm onIy the messenger.
470
00:47:01,903 --> 00:47:04,697
Seventy-one, 72, 74....
471
00:47:08,701 --> 00:47:10,244
That's weird, 73 is not here.
472
00:47:21,005 --> 00:47:24,258
- How long you been working here?
- Too damn long.
473
00:47:24,842 --> 00:47:27,595
You know anything
about Stanley Hall?
474
00:47:31,224 --> 00:47:33,309
l don't know
what you're talking about.
475
00:47:33,476 --> 00:47:34,936
Did anyone die there?
476
00:47:38,648 --> 00:47:43,319
PIease, we reaIly need to know.
477
00:47:49,033 --> 00:47:50,284
Talk to Wexler.
478
00:47:55,998 --> 00:47:59,001
lt's his office hours.
He should be here.
479
00:47:59,877 --> 00:48:02,171
Here, watch out. Just a second.
480
00:48:10,638 --> 00:48:12,807
Would you look at that?
481
00:48:28,990 --> 00:48:30,658
So they teach you this in class?
482
00:48:30,825 --> 00:48:34,453
l dropped journalism ethics earIy in the
semester, it wasn't heIping my GPA.
483
00:49:22,418 --> 00:49:23,711
Paul?
484
00:49:33,012 --> 00:49:35,264
Oh, shit.
485
00:50:05,336 --> 00:50:07,630
- ls he gone?
- Yeah.
486
00:50:14,762 --> 00:50:17,139
Something l can help you with?
487
00:50:17,306 --> 00:50:21,018
You two break into
a professor's office...
488
00:50:21,185 --> 00:50:24,271
...and then have the audacity
to accuse him of murder?
489
00:50:24,730 --> 00:50:25,940
We found the ax.
490
00:50:26,107 --> 00:50:30,695
That is a prop
l use in my foIklore class.
491
00:50:30,861 --> 00:50:34,115
How can you suggest that l had
anything to do with that girl's death?
492
00:50:34,281 --> 00:50:36,951
Why don't you tell us
about the Stanley Hall massacre?
493
00:50:39,995 --> 00:50:44,500
Professor WexIer, Reese,
may l have a moment alone with them?
494
00:50:48,379 --> 00:50:51,674
Natalie, after our taIk this morning...
495
00:50:51,841 --> 00:50:55,720
...l decided to take a Iook
at your personal file.
496
00:50:58,848 --> 00:51:01,934
Probation
for reckless endangerment?
497
00:51:03,477 --> 00:51:07,648
lt was just for a year.
l had already been accepted here.
498
00:51:07,815 --> 00:51:09,525
Which was lucky.
499
00:51:09,692 --> 00:51:14,572
Since we don't usually accept students
with a criminal record.
500
00:51:15,573 --> 00:51:17,074
As for you, young man.
501
00:51:17,491 --> 00:51:20,661
You're off the paper,
effective immediately.
502
00:51:20,828 --> 00:51:24,957
No, no, no. You can't do that, okay?
Read the charter.
503
00:51:25,124 --> 00:51:28,335
The dean can't dictate
editorial policy.
504
00:51:28,502 --> 00:51:34,341
l didn't fire you, your editor did.
We spoke an hour ago.
505
00:51:34,508 --> 00:51:36,886
Have a good weekend.
506
00:51:40,014 --> 00:51:43,851
Hey. What was alI that about?
Reckless endangerment?
507
00:51:44,018 --> 00:51:46,812
We're not talking about
running a stop sign. Are we, Natalie?
508
00:51:46,979 --> 00:51:50,733
- l realIy don't wanna talk about it.
- Okay. What do you wanna talk about?
509
00:51:50,900 --> 00:51:53,319
My career options
without a body of writing samples?
510
00:51:53,486 --> 00:51:56,155
Because for your information,
they're kind of Iimited.
511
00:51:56,322 --> 00:51:58,908
lt was in high school, Paul. lt's over.
512
00:51:59,074 --> 00:52:00,367
Hey, look.
513
00:52:00,534 --> 00:52:03,412
Does this have something to do
with Michelle Mancini?
514
00:52:03,579 --> 00:52:06,040
Hey, l just wanna know
what's going on here.
515
00:52:06,207 --> 00:52:10,628
Because l don't know
if l buy it anymore.
516
00:52:11,212 --> 00:52:13,714
l don't know if l ever bought it.
517
00:52:40,658 --> 00:52:43,160
It's gonna be a wet one
out there tonight, folks.
518
00:52:43,327 --> 00:52:46,205
The storm is expected to bring
4 inches of rain.
519
00:52:46,372 --> 00:52:49,750
And 30 mile per hour winds
throughout most of New England.
520
00:52:49,917 --> 00:52:52,837
Local authorities are advising
everyone to please stay indoors.
521
00:52:53,003 --> 00:52:57,091
If you do decide to go out though,
make sure you grab a slicker.
522
00:53:23,117 --> 00:53:24,618
Brenda!
523
00:53:34,628 --> 00:53:35,713
Brenda!
524
00:53:53,105 --> 00:53:55,524
Natalie,
nothing is gonna happen to me.
525
00:53:55,691 --> 00:53:58,360
But why do you
keep doing this to yourself?
526
00:53:58,527 --> 00:54:02,615
Look at you.
Honey, you've gotta stop this.
527
00:54:07,494 --> 00:54:10,247
l knew MichelIe Mancini.
528
00:54:11,498 --> 00:54:13,459
We went to high school together.
529
00:54:15,836 --> 00:54:19,757
We hadn't spoken in two years.
530
00:54:23,969 --> 00:54:25,512
Why?
531
00:54:26,847 --> 00:54:31,352
We were in my car one night.
Michelle was driving.
532
00:54:31,685 --> 00:54:36,357
That story about the gang high-beam
initiation had been going around.
533
00:54:37,691 --> 00:54:39,652
And she wanted to play
a practical joke.
534
00:54:39,818 --> 00:54:43,364
So she turned the headlights off...
535
00:54:43,989 --> 00:54:47,493
...and waited for the first car
to pass by and fIash us.
536
00:54:49,578 --> 00:54:51,747
When someone finally did...
537
00:54:52,289 --> 00:54:56,543
...she made a U-turn
and started chasing him.
538
00:54:57,878 --> 00:55:01,006
Flashing her high beams
and laughing.
539
00:55:04,051 --> 00:55:06,637
I was laughing too, at first...
540
00:55:06,804 --> 00:55:09,390
...but then
we started going really fast.
541
00:55:14,436 --> 00:55:17,314
l wanted to telI her to stop...
542
00:55:18,232 --> 00:55:20,484
...but l just sat there.
543
00:55:22,653 --> 00:55:26,782
And then the other car lost control
and ran off the road.
544
00:55:33,539 --> 00:55:35,791
He was our age.
545
00:55:38,752 --> 00:55:42,297
By the time the ambulance came,
he was already dead.
546
00:55:46,385 --> 00:55:50,889
The courts were lenient with us.
We just got probation.
547
00:55:55,769 --> 00:55:59,398
l was never able to forgive her
for what she did.
548
00:56:01,567 --> 00:56:05,821
l guess l couldn't forgive myself for
not doing something more to stop it.
549
00:56:05,988 --> 00:56:07,865
Oh, my God.
550
00:56:08,032 --> 00:56:12,161
How awful for everyone.
551
00:56:13,454 --> 00:56:16,123
l don't know, l think l should
just go home for a few days.
552
00:56:16,290 --> 00:56:17,332
Natalie, come on.
553
00:56:17,499 --> 00:56:21,336
You need to relax and have some fun
and come to the party. Okay?
554
00:56:21,503 --> 00:56:22,921
- Please?
- Okay.
555
00:56:23,088 --> 00:56:25,591
- Promise you won't leave me alone?
- l promise.
556
00:56:25,758 --> 00:56:29,470
Unless, of course, l hook up with
some cute, little blue-eyed journaIist.
557
00:56:29,636 --> 00:56:31,972
Then you might have to fend
for yourself.
558
00:57:34,201 --> 00:57:37,037
- Don't do that.
- l'm sorry, dean. A littIe jumpy?
559
00:57:37,454 --> 00:57:40,707
No, not at aIl.
560
00:57:40,874 --> 00:57:42,459
l was just thinking.
561
00:57:43,001 --> 00:57:44,419
Me too.
562
00:57:44,586 --> 00:57:47,840
lt wouldn't be a bad idea to add
on a few extra guards this weekend...
563
00:57:48,006 --> 00:57:49,049
...just in case.
564
00:57:49,508 --> 00:57:50,592
ln case what?
565
00:57:50,759 --> 00:57:53,887
WelI, after that suicide and
what happened to the Mancini girl...
566
00:57:54,054 --> 00:57:56,390
...now l'm having troubIe
locating another student.
567
00:57:56,557 --> 00:57:59,434
A boy named Damon Brooks.
He's been missing for some days now.
568
00:57:59,893 --> 00:58:03,230
Missing? He's not missing.
lt's the weekend.
569
00:58:03,605 --> 00:58:05,732
He's probably shacked up
in some motel...
570
00:58:05,899 --> 00:58:10,737
...with a girI, or a guy,
or a farm animal, whatever.
571
00:58:10,904 --> 00:58:14,408
- Weren't you ever 18?
- Not that kind of 18.
572
00:58:14,575 --> 00:58:17,870
My point is,
l don't want you overreacting.
573
00:58:18,036 --> 00:58:22,332
Don't contact anyone
without my permission.
574
00:58:22,499 --> 00:58:25,794
No parents, no police.
ls that understood?
575
00:58:25,961 --> 00:58:28,755
Understood. Good night, sir.
576
00:59:37,324 --> 00:59:40,577
Hootie. Hootie. Hootie.
577
00:59:40,744 --> 00:59:45,165
Hootie. Hootie. Hootie.
578
00:59:48,043 --> 00:59:53,006
Go, go. Come on, boy. There you go.
There you go. That's my boy.
579
00:59:53,674 --> 00:59:54,800
That's my boy.
580
01:00:04,184 --> 01:00:06,103
l love you. l love you, baby.
581
01:00:06,270 --> 01:00:08,730
Hey, listen. Listen.
582
01:00:12,192 --> 01:00:17,322
That scream, that's an actual cry
for help by a girl being murdered.
583
01:00:17,489 --> 01:00:20,284
- You're kidding me?
- No.
584
01:00:20,450 --> 01:00:26,123
That's why it sounds so real,
because it was lifted off a 911 tape.
585
01:00:26,290 --> 01:00:28,583
- That's great.
- Yeah.
586
01:00:40,053 --> 01:00:43,265
- Hey, Miss Thing? Hey, you made it.
- Hey.
587
01:00:44,558 --> 01:00:47,936
- Already l'm starting to regret it.
- l'm gonna go get something to drink.
588
01:00:48,103 --> 01:00:49,396
- You want anything?
- A beer.
589
01:00:49,563 --> 01:00:50,897
- Okay. Be right back.
- Thanks.
590
01:00:51,064 --> 01:00:52,858
Stanley Hall is not a legend.
591
01:00:53,025 --> 01:00:56,361
And there was one survivor
that night.
592
01:00:58,905 --> 01:01:03,201
lt makes perfect sense.
Pendleton covered up Stanley HalI.
593
01:01:03,368 --> 01:01:06,079
And WexIer,
so long as he keeps his mouth shut...
594
01:01:06,246 --> 01:01:07,789
...he gets a job for life.
595
01:01:07,956 --> 01:01:10,792
- Why would he do it?
- lt eats at him.
596
01:01:11,835 --> 01:01:15,088
And probably every year around
this time he goes a little wacko.
597
01:01:15,255 --> 01:01:17,424
This year, off the charts.
598
01:01:18,258 --> 01:01:21,136
We have to calI the police right away.
Before it happens again.
599
01:01:21,303 --> 01:01:22,471
l already tried.
600
01:01:22,637 --> 01:01:24,264
Dean Adams beat me to it.
601
01:01:24,431 --> 01:01:27,351
They said he warned them
to expect some prank calls tonight.
602
01:01:27,517 --> 01:01:30,312
He even gave them our names.
603
01:01:34,941 --> 01:01:36,610
Look....
604
01:01:40,113 --> 01:01:42,449
l'm sorry l doubted you before.
605
01:01:44,826 --> 01:01:46,370
What?
606
01:01:50,040 --> 01:01:53,126
- Hey.
- What is he trying to do to me?
607
01:01:56,588 --> 01:01:58,215
l'm so scared.
608
01:01:59,466 --> 01:02:03,387
Hey, listen to me.
609
01:02:03,804 --> 01:02:06,515
Nothing's gonna happen
to you, okay?
610
01:02:06,973 --> 01:02:08,809
l promise.
611
01:02:20,487 --> 01:02:22,739
You don't waste any time,
do you, NataIie?
612
01:02:23,615 --> 01:02:26,159
- Brenda.
- Here, it's light.
613
01:02:26,326 --> 01:02:29,413
- Shit.
- What was all that about?
614
01:02:29,746 --> 01:02:32,124
l-- l screwed up.
615
01:02:57,441 --> 01:03:00,569
Jesus. You trying
to give me a heart attack here?
616
01:03:00,735 --> 01:03:02,446
Boo.
617
01:03:02,821 --> 01:03:06,199
The building's off limits after 10:00.
618
01:03:08,201 --> 01:03:10,495
And good night to you too.
619
01:03:32,684 --> 01:03:34,853
Hello?
620
01:04:14,935 --> 01:04:15,977
What?
621
01:04:18,146 --> 01:04:22,275
Hey, Parker.
Let me taIk to you for a second.
622
01:04:22,442 --> 01:04:24,778
You might wanna end this party
a little early.
623
01:04:24,945 --> 01:04:27,697
- What?
- Natalie was right all along.
624
01:04:30,200 --> 01:04:33,119
Say no more, man. Say no more.
Everybody listen up. No, no, no.
625
01:04:33,286 --> 01:04:36,498
Listen. Turn the music down.
Listen, everybody.
626
01:04:37,958 --> 01:04:40,835
Paul here, he thinks
we should end the party.
627
01:04:41,002 --> 01:04:42,128
No.
628
01:04:42,295 --> 01:04:46,633
No, no, no. TelI everybody why.
Why they should go home.
629
01:04:49,678 --> 01:04:52,430
There's a kiIler on campus.
630
01:04:53,932 --> 01:04:55,559
And let me guess...
631
01:04:55,725 --> 01:05:01,106
...this killer is offing peopIe
based on urban legends.
632
01:05:01,273 --> 01:05:02,899
Yeah, that's right.
633
01:05:04,609 --> 01:05:08,572
WelI, l've got a legend that you may
or you may not have heard of, Paul.
634
01:05:08,738 --> 01:05:12,284
You see, this mediocre
Woodward and Bernstein wannabe...
635
01:05:12,450 --> 01:05:15,370
...realizes, "Shit, l'm gonna graduate
in a couple of weeks...
636
01:05:15,537 --> 01:05:18,915
...and end up writing gardening tips
for Martha Stewart's Living."
637
01:05:19,082 --> 01:05:20,250
Hang on, hang on.
638
01:05:20,417 --> 01:05:24,337
"Unless l get a realIy hot story.
You know, something that really flies.
639
01:05:24,504 --> 01:05:26,715
l got it. l got it.
640
01:05:26,881 --> 01:05:29,676
l'll take advantage
of my homicidal instincts...
641
01:05:29,843 --> 01:05:32,345
...and l'll start killing people
in a trendy...
642
01:05:32,512 --> 01:05:35,557
...attention-getting, cover-story
kind of way.
643
01:05:35,724 --> 01:05:38,893
Basing them on urban legends."
644
01:05:41,688 --> 01:05:43,898
Why don't you have another drink?
645
01:05:45,191 --> 01:05:47,068
Maybe you're the one
that shouId Ieave...
646
01:05:47,235 --> 01:05:49,696
...and let everybody else
have a good time. Right?
647
01:05:54,242 --> 01:05:57,871
You stay here.
l'm gonna go get some help.
648
01:06:00,540 --> 01:06:02,792
Parker, why do you always have to be
such a jerk?
649
01:06:02,959 --> 01:06:04,836
l was just messing around.
650
01:06:05,003 --> 01:06:07,213
Look, l'm gonna go
to the radio station, okay?
651
01:06:07,380 --> 01:06:12,260
Hey, hey. Who's my girl?
Who's my girl?
652
01:06:12,552 --> 01:06:13,887
That's my girl.
653
01:06:21,019 --> 01:06:22,729
Let's go.
654
01:06:28,485 --> 01:06:30,111
Hello?
655
01:06:31,696 --> 01:06:33,490
Hello?
656
01:06:34,532 --> 01:06:37,869
You're gonna die tonight.
657
01:06:38,495 --> 01:06:40,288
Oh, realIy?
658
01:06:44,918 --> 01:06:50,048
Let's see, the caIl's coming
from inside the house.
659
01:06:50,215 --> 01:06:56,096
Could it be an urban legend?
Am l right? Hello?
660
01:06:56,262 --> 01:06:58,598
Now, don't get shy on me
all of a sudden, fuckface.
661
01:06:58,765 --> 01:07:01,518
lt's the one about
the babysitter, right?
662
01:07:01,685 --> 01:07:04,771
She's getting those scary,
harassing phone calIs.
663
01:07:05,313 --> 01:07:06,940
And she traces them back...
664
01:07:07,107 --> 01:07:09,901
...and they're coming
from inside the house, right?
665
01:07:10,068 --> 01:07:12,320
But, asswipe,
aren't you forgetting something?
666
01:07:12,487 --> 01:07:15,115
- l'm not babysitting any kids.
- Wrong legend.
667
01:07:15,281 --> 01:07:20,662
This is the one about the old lady who
dries her wet dog in the microwave.
668
01:07:43,977 --> 01:07:48,356
Fucking sick motherfucker!
Hootie. Fuck!
669
01:07:49,482 --> 01:07:50,817
You wanna fuck with me.
670
01:08:26,853 --> 01:08:27,979
Are you sure it's blood?
671
01:08:28,146 --> 01:08:30,690
Yes, l'm sure it's blood.
l'm covered in it.
672
01:08:30,857 --> 01:08:33,777
Due to the storm, all units
are presently responding to calls.
673
01:08:33,943 --> 01:08:36,488
- A unit has been notifi--
- You know what chaps my hide?
674
01:08:36,654 --> 01:08:38,865
The way you pledged an oath
to serve and protect...
675
01:08:39,032 --> 01:08:41,659
...and you don't give a rat's ass
when something happens.
676
01:08:41,826 --> 01:08:43,161
Hold, please.
677
01:08:45,830 --> 01:08:47,540
l'll do it myself.
678
01:08:53,254 --> 01:08:55,757
This is Paul. Leave a message.
679
01:08:58,176 --> 01:09:01,721
Let me get this straight, you guys just
tried out this new sexual position...
680
01:09:01,888 --> 01:09:03,014
...and now you're stuck?
681
01:09:03,181 --> 01:09:06,309
- I'm not stuck, he is.
- Just relax and stop clenching.
682
01:09:06,476 --> 01:09:09,395
I saw this happen to dogs once,
it's so humiliating.
683
01:09:09,562 --> 01:09:12,941
AIl right, you guys,
this is what you're gonna do, okay?
684
01:09:13,107 --> 01:09:14,734
Hello?
685
01:09:16,319 --> 01:09:17,570
Hello?
686
01:09:17,737 --> 01:09:19,614
Are you guys there?
687
01:09:37,006 --> 01:09:38,049
Oh, my God.
688
01:09:38,216 --> 01:09:40,593
Help me!
689
01:09:40,760 --> 01:09:43,179
Somebody help me!
690
01:09:49,227 --> 01:09:50,770
Something's happening.
691
01:09:50,937 --> 01:09:53,481
No, she's doing
a performance art piece...
692
01:09:53,648 --> 01:09:55,775
...to commemorate the massacre.
693
01:10:03,241 --> 01:10:04,325
Help me!
694
01:10:10,623 --> 01:10:14,627
Oh, my God. Help me! Please!
695
01:10:14,794 --> 01:10:17,297
She's good. l got chills.
696
01:10:42,280 --> 01:10:43,990
No!
697
01:10:46,951 --> 01:10:48,494
Help me!
698
01:10:49,996 --> 01:10:51,331
Somebody, please!
699
01:10:53,833 --> 01:10:56,502
PIease, help. Come on.
700
01:12:07,365 --> 01:12:08,950
Please, help me.
701
01:12:37,270 --> 01:12:39,814
Natalie. Natalie.
702
01:12:40,940 --> 01:12:42,066
Natalie, heIp me!
703
01:12:47,113 --> 01:12:48,156
No!
704
01:12:49,824 --> 01:12:54,662
PIease, l don't wanna die.
l don't wanna die.
705
01:12:55,955 --> 01:12:57,290
No!
706
01:12:58,416 --> 01:13:02,462
No! No!
707
01:13:22,523 --> 01:13:24,275
Paul!
708
01:13:25,777 --> 01:13:27,945
Paul! Paul!
709
01:13:28,112 --> 01:13:30,323
Sasha's dead. l just saw her,
l just saw the killer--
710
01:13:30,490 --> 01:13:32,200
AIl right, all right.
Where did this happen?
711
01:13:32,366 --> 01:13:35,870
- The radio station.
- Jesus.
712
01:13:36,954 --> 01:13:41,667
Why did you leave? l thought
l told you to stay at the house.
713
01:13:42,001 --> 01:13:44,295
Oh, shit.
714
01:13:49,967 --> 01:13:51,010
Where were you?
715
01:13:51,177 --> 01:13:52,887
Running all over campus
trying to find help.
716
01:13:53,054 --> 01:13:56,974
The dean is gone.
l can't find Reese anywhere.
717
01:13:59,435 --> 01:14:01,187
lt's dead.
718
01:14:03,147 --> 01:14:05,233
Goddamn storm.
719
01:14:07,276 --> 01:14:09,028
We're gonna get the heIl
out of here.
720
01:14:09,904 --> 01:14:12,907
We've gotta get off campus
and find some heIp.
721
01:14:15,701 --> 01:14:19,372
- What are you doing?
- l was just making sure the....
722
01:14:19,539 --> 01:14:22,708
Hey, l told you
the phones were dead.
723
01:14:25,878 --> 01:14:30,007
Hey, Natalie, l'm on your side.
724
01:14:31,050 --> 01:14:33,261
Okay? Let's get out of here.
725
01:14:35,346 --> 01:14:38,057
We'll go into town,
we'll find a phone.
726
01:14:42,353 --> 01:14:44,605
What's happening?
l heard Sasha on the radio.
727
01:14:44,772 --> 01:14:46,190
She's dead.
728
01:14:46,357 --> 01:14:50,570
- Oh, my God. Are you sure?
- Come on, we're out of here.
729
01:14:51,404 --> 01:14:52,613
Hello?
730
01:15:03,749 --> 01:15:07,795
Dean Adams, this is Reese.
731
01:15:08,713 --> 01:15:11,591
Hello? Are you there?
732
01:15:12,425 --> 01:15:15,761
WelI, you have my number. Use it.
733
01:15:33,738 --> 01:15:38,242
- Do you smell something?
- No.
734
01:15:39,118 --> 01:15:41,204
Hey, maybe we shouId stop
over at that gas station...
735
01:15:41,370 --> 01:15:43,080
...and see if the phones work.
736
01:15:43,247 --> 01:15:45,625
Okay, fine.
737
01:15:54,717 --> 01:15:57,220
- l'll be right back.
- Okay.
738
01:16:05,728 --> 01:16:08,606
- lt does reek in here.
- Yeah.
739
01:16:14,403 --> 01:16:18,699
Natalie, l'm sorry that l acted
like such a jerk about you and Paul.
740
01:16:19,325 --> 01:16:23,162
You two Iike each other.
You should be together.
741
01:17:03,077 --> 01:17:06,247
Like l said, he's aIl yours.
742
01:17:27,101 --> 01:17:28,561
Natalie!
743
01:17:29,437 --> 01:17:32,356
- Natalie, where are we going?
- Back to campus.
744
01:17:41,699 --> 01:17:42,908
Natalie!
745
01:17:57,214 --> 01:17:58,924
Brenda?
746
01:18:03,262 --> 01:18:05,264
Brenda!
747
01:18:05,473 --> 01:18:07,600
Natalie!
748
01:18:17,151 --> 01:18:19,487
Stop! Stop!
749
01:18:20,154 --> 01:18:21,989
- What's wrong?
- Someone's after me.
750
01:18:22,156 --> 01:18:23,741
Get in.
751
01:18:46,138 --> 01:18:48,808
- Are you okay?
- No.
752
01:18:49,683 --> 01:18:51,811
l've got a coat right there.
753
01:19:04,115 --> 01:19:05,699
lt ain't gonna bite you.
754
01:19:10,496 --> 01:19:12,206
Okay, you can just let me out
right here.
755
01:19:12,373 --> 01:19:13,958
What?
756
01:19:15,668 --> 01:19:17,586
What are you doing?
757
01:19:17,962 --> 01:19:19,004
PIease, just let me out.
758
01:19:19,839 --> 01:19:22,007
The door won't open from the inside.
759
01:19:24,844 --> 01:19:25,886
Stop that!
760
01:19:27,471 --> 01:19:29,181
What's wrong with you?
761
01:19:37,064 --> 01:19:38,691
ldiot kids.
762
01:19:39,525 --> 01:19:41,152
No!
763
01:19:47,908 --> 01:19:49,410
lt's him.
764
01:19:55,541 --> 01:19:58,210
Keep going, keep going, keep going.
765
01:19:58,752 --> 01:20:00,671
Come on, come on.
766
01:20:02,715 --> 01:20:04,383
Just keep going, keep going. Faster.
767
01:21:19,542 --> 01:21:22,461
Hello. ls there anybody there?
768
01:21:24,672 --> 01:21:28,092
Help! Can you hear me? HeIlo?
769
01:21:28,259 --> 01:21:30,553
Somebody help me!
770
01:21:32,304 --> 01:21:34,181
Oh, God.
771
01:21:40,145 --> 01:21:42,648
Somebody help me!
772
01:22:08,424 --> 01:22:10,634
Somebody help me!
773
01:22:11,343 --> 01:22:13,679
He's gonna kill me!
774
01:22:28,360 --> 01:22:31,196
PIease, somebody heIp me!
775
01:22:45,169 --> 01:22:46,754
PIease.
776
01:24:41,160 --> 01:24:42,911
Gotcha.
777
01:24:45,247 --> 01:24:49,334
l must say, Natalie, you have proved
your friendship to me.
778
01:24:49,501 --> 01:24:51,879
Coming all the way out here
to rescue me...
779
01:24:52,045 --> 01:24:55,674
...without even a little pepper spray
to defend yourself.
780
01:24:55,841 --> 01:24:59,178
Very endearing. Excuse me?
781
01:24:59,344 --> 01:25:02,014
l'm sorry, but l can't understand
a thing you're saying, doll.
782
01:25:05,517 --> 01:25:12,274
Now. lf l remove the gag, you've got
to promise me that you won't scream.
783
01:25:12,441 --> 01:25:16,195
Lord knows l had enough of that
with Sasha.
784
01:25:20,073 --> 01:25:22,826
You're fucking crazy.
785
01:25:24,453 --> 01:25:27,414
l prefer the term eccentric.
786
01:25:30,501 --> 01:25:32,461
l guess you could say
l'm a Iittle nutty.
787
01:25:32,628 --> 01:25:37,549
- Why?
- "Why? Why?"
788
01:25:37,841 --> 01:25:39,718
Why?
789
01:25:39,885 --> 01:25:41,929
You stiIl haven't figured it out,
have you?
790
01:25:43,722 --> 01:25:47,434
WelI, Iucky for you, Miss Thing,
l've got a visuaI aid.
791
01:25:50,979 --> 01:25:54,900
There l am, Natalie,
with my boyfriend.
792
01:25:55,567 --> 01:25:57,402
The love of my life.
793
01:25:58,529 --> 01:26:00,906
Have you found
the love of your life yet, NataIie?
794
01:26:02,866 --> 01:26:06,245
Of course not.
You're too self-involved to bother.
795
01:26:08,539 --> 01:26:10,916
Pic ring any bells, Nat?
796
01:26:16,421 --> 01:26:17,589
Oh, my God.
797
01:26:17,756 --> 01:26:20,759
Ding, ding, ding!
798
01:26:21,260 --> 01:26:23,262
His name was David Evans.
799
01:26:25,097 --> 01:26:29,434
The one you and your friends decided
to have a little fun with that night.
800
01:26:30,435 --> 01:26:33,438
You know, David and l were gonna
get married that summer.
801
01:26:33,605 --> 01:26:35,691
Right after graduation.
802
01:26:38,318 --> 01:26:40,904
He didn't have enough money
to buy me a ring yet...
803
01:26:42,614 --> 01:26:45,117
...so he got me this instead.
804
01:26:47,578 --> 01:26:49,788
The night
you took him away from me!
805
01:26:49,955 --> 01:26:53,166
- Brenda, l wasn't--
- You weren't driving.
806
01:26:53,333 --> 01:26:58,630
But it was your car.
And you were there, Natalie.
807
01:27:00,340 --> 01:27:02,467
Now, didn't you tell me...
808
01:27:03,135 --> 01:27:08,265
...that you were having a Iittle
difficuIty forgiving yourself, Natalie?
809
01:27:08,432 --> 01:27:13,103
WelI, l thought, as a friend, l couId
heIp you out in that department.
810
01:27:16,815 --> 01:27:21,862
- Payback's a bitch, isn't it, Natalie?
- Brenda, please, you need to get heIp.
811
01:27:22,029 --> 01:27:27,242
l have already tried therapy.
Obviously it did me no good, Natalie.
812
01:27:27,409 --> 01:27:30,871
And l must say, l am kind of enjoying
all this.
813
01:27:31,413 --> 01:27:35,042
PIaying with your pretty little head.
814
01:27:35,876 --> 01:27:40,172
You used an urban legend to kill
my boyfriend, Natalie. And now....
815
01:27:40,339 --> 01:27:44,176
- What are you gonna do?
- Just my favorite UL.
816
01:27:47,054 --> 01:27:49,097
The Kidney Heist.
817
01:27:51,391 --> 01:27:53,894
You do know this one,
don't you, Natalie?
818
01:27:54,061 --> 01:27:56,021
A guy gets picked up by a woman
at a bar.
819
01:27:56,188 --> 01:27:57,648
She takes him back
to her hotel room.
820
01:27:57,814 --> 01:28:00,025
She fixes him a drink.
He's knocked out.
821
01:28:00,192 --> 01:28:02,361
When he wakes up,
he's in a bathtub fulI of ice...
822
01:28:02,527 --> 01:28:05,906
...and he reaIizes that
one of his kidneys has been removed.
823
01:28:06,365 --> 01:28:08,200
Supposedly they sell them
on the black market.
824
01:28:08,367 --> 01:28:11,244
l don't think
it's ever actually happened though.
825
01:28:11,995 --> 01:28:13,872
TilI tonight.
826
01:28:31,223 --> 01:28:35,227
- You won't get away with this.
- Natalie, of course l wilI.
827
01:28:35,394 --> 01:28:40,816
l've got the perfect murderer
in the trunk of PauI's car. WexIer.
828
01:28:40,983 --> 01:28:42,192
- You're sick.
- Professor...
829
01:28:42,359 --> 01:28:44,903
...does away with his students,
then kills himself...
830
01:28:45,070 --> 01:28:48,198
...in the same manner
as the course he teaches.
831
01:28:48,365 --> 01:28:53,203
lt's beautifuI.
lt's so fucking clean, isn't it?
832
01:28:53,370 --> 01:28:55,664
What? Enough chat, Nat.
833
01:28:55,831 --> 01:28:58,583
Now, l'm sorry,
but l don't have any anaesthesia.
834
01:28:58,750 --> 01:29:01,169
l guess you'll just have to bite down
real hard on that gag...
835
01:29:01,336 --> 01:29:03,422
...and hope that you go into shock
soon enough.
836
01:29:03,588 --> 01:29:04,715
PIease, don't do this.
837
01:29:06,466 --> 01:29:08,593
Don't you want to be
an urban legend?
838
01:29:09,302 --> 01:29:10,554
AIl your friends are now.
839
01:29:15,267 --> 01:29:16,435
Stupid bitch!
840
01:29:18,353 --> 01:29:21,690
l am reaIly gonna enjoy
watching you bleed to death.
841
01:29:25,402 --> 01:29:29,322
Now, is this a kidney?
842
01:29:29,489 --> 01:29:32,075
Or is that the liver?
843
01:29:32,325 --> 01:29:36,538
l was always such a dope in anatomy.
WelI, who cares, right?
844
01:29:36,705 --> 01:29:39,791
First organ l see,
l'm just gonna grab it.
845
01:29:45,630 --> 01:29:46,798
Drop the weapon!
846
01:29:48,175 --> 01:29:51,470
Oh, great. Rent-a-cop to the rescue.
847
01:29:51,928 --> 01:29:56,475
Put your hands up. Get up against
the wall, you Ioony psycho-bitch.
848
01:29:58,060 --> 01:30:01,021
lt's aIl right, sugar.
lt's gonna be okay.
849
01:30:02,856 --> 01:30:05,609
Move it. Move it.
850
01:30:12,908 --> 01:30:14,826
Don't you move.
851
01:30:31,051 --> 01:30:33,011
Don't you fucking move.
852
01:30:33,887 --> 01:30:36,014
Shit. A bullet through the head.
853
01:30:36,181 --> 01:30:39,351
Not exactly an urban legend,
but in the essence of time....
854
01:30:39,726 --> 01:30:41,353
lt's not gonna bring him back,
Brenda.
855
01:30:41,520 --> 01:30:43,730
l know that, Natalie.
856
01:30:43,897 --> 01:30:48,401
But it wiIl bring a devastated
little PauI right into my arms.
857
01:30:48,568 --> 01:30:52,531
l'll have him
and he'll have his Pulitzer.
858
01:30:52,864 --> 01:30:54,449
What did you think, NataIie?
859
01:30:54,616 --> 01:30:57,786
l was gonna Iet you take two men
out of my life?
860
01:31:02,082 --> 01:31:04,209
Very weIl done.
861
01:31:05,710 --> 01:31:07,546
l couIdn't have pIanned it better
myseIf.
862
01:31:07,712 --> 01:31:09,548
- ReaIly?
- Oh, yeah.
863
01:31:09,714 --> 01:31:11,591
l thought l was screwed
after Natalie here...
864
01:31:11,758 --> 01:31:13,927
...fucked it up for me with the dean.
865
01:31:14,094 --> 01:31:18,223
But this....
This is just what l need.
866
01:31:20,684 --> 01:31:24,104
- A few things though, okay?
- l'm Iistening.
867
01:31:24,271 --> 01:31:26,022
WelI...
868
01:31:26,857 --> 01:31:29,568
...l need some details for my article.
869
01:31:30,944 --> 01:31:33,446
You know, about how Wexler
did each one.
870
01:31:33,613 --> 01:31:38,410
- Details only you could give me.
- lt would be great for your career.
871
01:31:40,078 --> 01:31:42,914
And we would be
so fucking hot together, Paul.
872
01:31:43,832 --> 01:31:45,959
And l'd be very grateful.
873
01:31:49,004 --> 01:31:53,300
So why don't you give me the gun?
l'll take care of the rest.
874
01:31:53,466 --> 01:31:55,260
You're cute, Paul.
875
01:31:57,262 --> 01:31:58,930
But you're not that fucking cute.
876
01:32:00,223 --> 01:32:04,436
Now. Which one of you
do l kill first?
877
01:32:04,603 --> 01:32:08,440
Eenie, meenie, miney....
878
01:32:12,068 --> 01:32:13,778
Moe.
879
01:32:17,365 --> 01:32:19,284
What, are you gonna shoot me,
Natalie?
880
01:32:21,161 --> 01:32:22,787
What kind of friend are you?
881
01:32:40,138 --> 01:32:43,350
Natalie, give me the gun.
Come here.
882
01:32:43,767 --> 01:32:46,144
- Are you all right?
- No.
883
01:32:47,979 --> 01:32:49,606
Reese.
884
01:32:53,109 --> 01:32:57,113
l thought l'd have to wait to be a cop
before a bullet ever hit me.
885
01:32:57,280 --> 01:33:00,909
Just stay down. We're gonna go
get some help, aIl right?
886
01:33:01,076 --> 01:33:02,327
Quick.
887
01:33:09,668 --> 01:33:13,255
- Do you think Reese will be okay?
- Reese is gonna be fine.
888
01:33:13,421 --> 01:33:15,674
The paramedics are on the way.
889
01:33:21,012 --> 01:33:22,806
This will become a Iegend too,
you know.
890
01:33:24,057 --> 01:33:28,103
lt'll change a little
from person to person, of course.
891
01:33:28,603 --> 01:33:31,356
Brenda wilI become a guy.
892
01:33:32,941 --> 01:33:34,192
You'll become a cop.
893
01:33:36,736 --> 01:33:39,197
And l'Il end up
in some insane asylum.
894
01:33:39,906 --> 01:33:42,534
So, if this is an urban Iegend...
895
01:33:43,368 --> 01:33:45,161
...at what point
do we get to the twist?
896
01:35:06,242 --> 01:35:08,953
The river was such a mess
because of the storm...
897
01:35:09,120 --> 01:35:11,122
...it washed away the body.
898
01:35:11,289 --> 01:35:17,629
The thing of it is, they never found
a body. lt wasn't there.
899
01:35:20,298 --> 01:35:22,217
- Bullshit.
- lt's true.
900
01:35:22,384 --> 01:35:25,428
lt happened right here at Ashton.
l swear to God.
901
01:35:25,595 --> 01:35:28,640
Man, that is a stupid story you hear
at every campus in the Northeast.
902
01:35:28,807 --> 01:35:30,975
Exactly. l mean, where's your proof?
903
01:35:31,142 --> 01:35:34,437
Were you even listening?
lt all keeps getting covered up.
904
01:35:35,021 --> 01:35:37,982
Think about it.
Who would enroll at Murder U?
905
01:35:38,149 --> 01:35:39,651
Yeah, and you know what?
906
01:35:39,818 --> 01:35:42,320
Natalie,
she's my old roommate's cousin.
907
01:35:42,904 --> 01:35:45,865
And Brenda's a girl
in that Noxzema commercial.
908
01:35:46,741 --> 01:35:48,993
Look,
does anybody here believe me?
909
01:35:49,160 --> 01:35:51,579
- Not a chance.
- Sorry, no.
910
01:35:52,664 --> 01:35:55,750
- l beIieve you.
- Thank you.
911
01:35:55,917 --> 01:36:00,004
- But you didn't telI it right.
- l didn't?
912
01:36:00,547 --> 01:36:02,090
Not at aIl.
913
01:36:02,257 --> 01:36:08,388
Okay, listen up, guys, because
this is how the story realIy goes.
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