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My unluck always gets people killed.
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So I felt I didn't deserve to live.
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But I met an undead who found me amusing.
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At first, I hated it, but...
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Being with him helped me feel like I
could keep living a bit longer.
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At least, that's what I thought.
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How did things wind up like this?
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If a kiss did that...
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If we have ***... then an even bigger stroke
of unluck'll happen!
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A massive stroke of unluck ignoring
the basic rules about contact area and duration!
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Let's jump on this theory while it's hot!
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He's the worst! It's like he only thinks
of me as a tool for dying!
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What do I do?
I need to get out of this somehow.
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My first time will be taken by this jerk!
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I need to figure this out before
he actually makes a move on me!
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All he cares about is tasting the best
of what death has to offer!
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There has to be something.
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Oh! I know! The key is likability!
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Huh?
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Aside from Mom, Dad, and you,
I have also kissed my granddad,
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who had these dentures that scared the crap out of me.
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GYAAAAAAA!
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But at the time,
all he got were sprained legs.
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He passed away three years later,
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but there was too much of a time lag for it to be my fault.
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My point is-the more I like a person,
the bigger the unlucky event becomes!
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So, if you were to try and force me
into some funny business right now...
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...I'd end up hating you! Forever!
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Are you really okay with that?
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I mean it.
Forever and ever!
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That means you'd get crummy unluck
and lose your shot at a proper death!
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You don't say...
Pretty clear what the plan is, then.
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Huh?
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Basically... I can't let you die till it happens.
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Huh? Till what happens?
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Follow me.
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AUGUST 2ND
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Is this... an armory?
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I've set up places like this all over the globe so I
can have it out with those guys whenever I need to.
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"Those guys"?
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Now, let's get crackin'.
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Okay, you're all set.
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Bulletproof, stab-proof...
and resistant to chemical weapons.
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What's with all this heavy armor?
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It's a countermeasure against those guys from yesterday.
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Yesterday...
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Who were they, anyway?
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An organization that polices
unidentified mysteries like ourselves.
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To them, we're the ones they gotta keep in check.
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You can count on a second group
of 'em showing up today.
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B-But we really socked it to them good yesterday.
I bet they're too freaked out to even-
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Fat chance. Those guys are packing
some head of their own. Folks like us.
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Guys and gals who negate
the rules of this world. Negators.
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Yesterday, they got a front row seat to our abilities.
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But theirs are unknown.
We don't stand a chance.
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All we can do now is run.
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You know, 50 years ago, those Negators caught me
and really did a number on me.
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- Fifty?
- I spent the next ten years in a lab
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gettin' my body prodded to hell 'n' back.
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What? Just how old are you?
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Makes me wonder what they do
to you if you got caught.
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There's no tellin' how many people would die just
to confirm the rules of your unluck.
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They might even cut your fingers off
to see if they still work when detached, or...
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Eek! No way!
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We've got to get out of here!
Right now!
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Ooh, baby!
You're getting terrified now!
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Hurry up!
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ROAD CLOSED - EXIT HERE - ROAD CLOSURE DUE
TO BUILDING DEMOLITION BY IMPLOSION
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Time to kick off our "caught-and-we're-done"
motorcycle trip for two! Hit it!
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But... where're we going?
Do you have somewhere in mind?
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Whazzat? Heck no.
We're just gonna keep on runnin'.
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Huh? That sounds like it's only
a matter of time before we get caught.
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And I'm already a liability to you.
If you get captured again like yesterday, then...
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Calm that li'l head of yours.
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Till you fall for me and give me
the biggest stroke of unluck you got...
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...you better believe I ain't gonna let you die.
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"Fall for you"...?
Y-You still haven't given up on that?
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I appreciate you protecting me,
but there's no way I'd fall for you!
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Tut-tut, you will.
After all, you're such a pushover.
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I-I am not a pushover!
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Quit rubbing my head!
Geez, that's another thing I don't like about you!
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Here they come.
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Huh? What is that?
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It's how they warp.
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The folks who nabbed me 50 years ago shot out
from one of those, too.
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Hit the deck!
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Something's heading right for us!
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Yeah.
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It's the Union!
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What in the...
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Andy!
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Are you o... kay?
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Huh?
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Wow, you're something!
You still head out there in this state!
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Do ya like him?
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Who is this guy?
An enemy?
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My legs... won't move...
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Hey, I've nabbed this one!
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Then kill her. We capture Undead
and dispose of Unluck, remember?
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Aww, but I want to chat with her for a bit.
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Hey, how old are ya?
What're you into? Got a type?
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Who is this goofball?
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You flirtatious fool.
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Ooh. What a nifty undead trick.
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Get him, Andy!
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Now you're all...
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...mine?
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What, why?
He just suddenly stopped mov-
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Sorry, but that wasn't me.
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No, really!
I swear it wasn't me!
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My body won't budge.
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Specifically, my arms, legs, and torso.
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Andy!
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I can move now.
So the reason my body froze up back there...
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...wasn't because I numbed my nerves
and ruptured my muscles.
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This guy, he's-
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Andy!
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This is your guy!
He's the movement stopper!
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CULPRIT
I can't move right now because
of him, in fact!
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CULPRIT
Focus your attacks on this guy!
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Uh, you know you're moving your hands, right?
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I know that!
It's my legs that aren't moving!
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Then they ain't related.
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Both of these guys are External-Targeting
Restrainer-Type Negators.
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They seem similar,
but their ranges and abilities aren't.
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The big guy over here paralyzed my body.
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And the brat over there has your will,
I take it.
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Though I don't know what exactly
they're negating to pull this off.
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Well, dang. Guess you haven't lived all
this time for nothing!
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But simply knowing that doesn't mean a thing.
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That's why they put us up for the job.
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Look at that,
I can move after I get hit.
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All I gotta do now is get hit,
fix myself up, and slug ya.
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What an idiot.
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He's taking it pretty well considering
he's still able to feel pain.
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What an outrageous way to fight.
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Hey...
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Are we going to get chased
by people like you forever?
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Well... that's only if you manage
to give us the slip.
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That meteorite yesterday didn't do you any favors.
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Because of that, your capture priority levels rose
to eight on a scale of ten.
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And to think you were just
a five when you were discovered.
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So now, no matter how many hunters you avoid...
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...there will always be other
menacing people gunning for you.
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Menacing people?
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Yup. Negators, just like us.
You've got my condolences.
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Negators, the same as...
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Wait...?
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Then why aren't you guys being hunted?
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Ah-hah, so we've piqued your interest?
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Hey. Shen.
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Lay off. Where's the harm?
She has a right to know!
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There're ten members.
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Ten?
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The Anti-Unidentified Phenomena Control Organization,
A.K.A. "Union".
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Within its ranks,
there's a special team made up of ten Negators.
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Once in, you're exempt from pursuit on
the condition that you commit to carrying out missions.
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Ya need to pass a few tests to get in, though.
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U-Um... so that means...
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If we become members,
then they will stop chasing us-
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Sorry, kid.
All the seats are taken!
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C-Can't move...
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As long as there are no vacancies,
the roster sees no additions or changes.
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Any Negator who isn't a member
is a UMA who throws the world into chaos... a monster!
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Now I get it!
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Instead of gettin' hunted,
we join the hunting party!
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Sick! Let's do it!
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We'll bust those two asses
to make some space, and...
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...we'll be part of those ten!
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Who knows what they'll have us do once we're in,
but don't you worry.
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So long as I'm around,
letting you die ain't an option.
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And neither is handing you over to anyone else.
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Y-Yeah.
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Hey, they just had direct contact.
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They did, but it was a small area,
so the unluck isn't gonna be all that...
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Um, listen up!
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I think... a huge stroke of unluck is on the way!
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But it's not because I'm in love with you or anything!
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- I only like you out of gratitude...
- Hey, get out there after her
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Yeah, okay, I'm going!
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Then go!
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Get out there!
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What? I'm not feeling it.
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Just get out there.
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But you know...
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Quit your whining!
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Yeah, yeah.
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That won't make me fall in love with you!
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So don't get the wrong idea!
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Welp, there ya have it, boys.
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Give us your two seats.
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Unscathed, eh?
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That was close!
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Now, then...
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Negators either negate their own Rules
or those of others.
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When fighting against External-Targeting Negators...
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...you gotta figure out what they're negating ASAP!
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When Jumbotron gets in an attack stance,
he negates my movements.
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So maybe his power is...
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..."Unavoidable".
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But I ain't got enough intel on the brat.
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He restrained the Unluck kid without any kind
of specific movement.
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Just what does this guy negate?
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I'd better stay hidden and use some
hit-and-run tactics till I've got 'em figured out.
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Dynamite?
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Is this my fault, too?
Or just a coincidence?
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That's a level eight for you.
Just look at this mess.
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If it weren't for this crazy old coot's suit,
I'd be a goner.
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Unless you can predict what will happen,
it's not a weapon. It's a disaster.
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I'll dispose of her.
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But first, I'll take care of you... Undead.
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Shen, are you all right?
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I've secured Undead.
That just leaves killing Unluck.
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You want that thing?
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Huh?
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Go on, I don't mind.
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You see, a body part that I lose...
disappears in 30 seconds, anyway.
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00:14:51,322 --> 00:14:54,453
Or, I should say it lasts for 30 seconds.
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Adios, Unavoidable.
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I call it Parts Bullet.
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I use my regenerative power
to shoot my half-torn body parts like projectiles.
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Each time you get in an attack stance,
you negate your opponent's ability to "avoid".
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Strictly speaking, you're only stopping
muscle movements while it's in effect.
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You can't stop my regeneration.
225
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Ya should've read up more
on your own rules, bud.
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That's one down.
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00:15:32,989 --> 00:15:37,039
What was that weird sound just now?
Hey, Void?
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You're next.
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00:15:42,007 --> 00:15:46,349
Huh? Are you serious?
But your seat's already secured.
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Did you not hear me before?
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I need two seats.
I need to join, too.
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You're a real gentleman, I see.
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What does this guy negate?
Guess I'll have to die until I find out, just like always!
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I'll get that opening in his stance!
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On the right side of this waist!
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Hit 'em with a right kick!
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00:16:09,186 --> 00:16:10,063
What?
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My left leg?
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WONDERFUL!
Jīngcai.
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Wow, you're incredible, Mr. Andy!
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00:16:21,252 --> 00:16:23,757
I never thought anyone'd be able
to lay a hand on me!
242
00:16:23,757 --> 00:16:26,889
Oh, what I'd give to spar against you
on a regular basis!
243
00:16:27,097 --> 00:16:29,185
You... befriended him?
244
00:16:29,310 --> 00:16:32,024
Don't be such a dope!
He's clearly screwin' with me!
245
00:16:34,863 --> 00:16:37,409
Oh, you brought the katana!
Toss it this way!
246
00:16:37,409 --> 00:16:39,496
Toss? Are you sure you'll catch it?
247
00:16:39,496 --> 00:16:40,583
Just toss it!
248
00:16:42,377 --> 00:16:44,966
I may not know exactly what it is you negate...
249
00:16:45,300 --> 00:16:47,639
...but your power is all about opposites!
250
00:16:48,641 --> 00:16:51,897
You purposely tease a gap in your defenses
and prepare a defense on the opposite side!
251
00:16:52,481 --> 00:16:55,195
Right goes left!
Up goes down!
252
00:16:56,322 --> 00:16:58,827
Annoying, for sure,
but that's about all there is to it, right?
253
00:16:59,119 --> 00:17:00,581
Okay, fine!
254
00:17:01,917 --> 00:17:02,710
But...
255
00:17:04,673 --> 00:17:08,639
Whaddaya do when faced with
an attack you can't parry?
256
00:17:09,056 --> 00:17:10,433
I gotcha now!
257
00:17:12,730 --> 00:17:15,653
Ah... it was only for a split second, but...
258
00:17:15,987 --> 00:17:19,368
...you hesitated on whether or not
to cut me down.
259
00:17:21,372 --> 00:17:25,840
Despite being alive for nearly 200 years,
you still hesitate when it comes to killing people, huh?
260
00:17:26,257 --> 00:17:30,683
Or maybe you just didn't want Little Miss Unlucky here
to see you murder someone?
261
00:17:30,683 --> 00:17:32,394
But I doubt you're that soft.
262
00:17:33,564 --> 00:17:35,275
Now then, all that's left is...
263
00:17:43,709 --> 00:17:47,550
I won't reveal my Rule to you, but I'll tell you this-
you won't be able to run away or touch me.
264
00:17:47,550 --> 00:17:50,263
My power works on your deep psyche,
so it's no use trying to resist.
265
00:17:50,263 --> 00:17:51,057
Hey, you...
266
00:17:52,643 --> 00:17:54,647
Why the hell didja come over here?
267
00:17:54,647 --> 00:17:56,108
SHIVER SHIVER
I-I-I'm sorry!
268
00:17:56,108 --> 00:17:57,528
SHIVER SHIVER
I thought it would work!
269
00:17:57,528 --> 00:17:59,949
Now we're both in his line of sight!
270
00:17:59,949 --> 00:18:03,289
I was only trying to help!
I swear!
271
00:18:03,289 --> 00:18:05,920
Well? Which of you will be joining us?
272
00:18:06,253 --> 00:18:08,299
That's a no-brainer-she is.
273
00:18:08,299 --> 00:18:11,556
- You can ship me off to a lab or whatever for all I care.
- Hold on, you can't make such a big decision on your own!
274
00:18:11,848 --> 00:18:15,648
They ran you ragged for ten years, didn't they?
Why would you voluntarily...
275
00:18:15,648 --> 00:18:18,987
You wouldn't last a day without losin' your mind.
276
00:18:18,987 --> 00:18:20,407
But...
277
00:18:20,407 --> 00:18:25,543
No "but"s. Hitting on a chick that ain't right in
the head is back-breakin' work.
278
00:18:26,085 --> 00:18:27,505
This is fine.
279
00:18:27,755 --> 00:18:31,680
You're still on that?
What if you never break free?
280
00:18:31,680 --> 00:18:33,517
Don't worry.
281
00:18:34,143 --> 00:18:37,692
I'll slip out before you die,
even if it kills me.
282
00:18:37,692 --> 00:18:43,035
Even if you've become a hunchbacked old bag,
I'll win your heart and give ya a night to remember.
283
00:18:45,123 --> 00:18:48,839
You got that?
Now scram. See ya.
284
00:18:49,089 --> 00:18:50,759
UNDERSTOOD.
Zhīdàole.
285
00:18:50,843 --> 00:18:53,055
In that case,
I'll be taking Little Miss Unlucky and-
286
00:18:53,139 --> 00:18:53,640
Wait!
287
00:18:55,310 --> 00:18:56,980
You! Look away for ten minutes!
288
00:18:56,980 --> 00:19:00,028
Huh? Oh, I'm afraid I can't.
It'll undo the restraint.
289
00:19:00,028 --> 00:19:01,615
I don't care!
Just turn away!
290
00:19:01,948 --> 00:19:03,242
I-I'm about to do some...
291
00:19:07,710 --> 00:19:09,714
...t-totally x-rated stuff with this fool!
292
00:19:09,714 --> 00:19:10,966
Wait, why?
293
00:19:11,258 --> 00:19:15,183
Hey, I gotta get you
to fall head over heels for me first-
294
00:19:15,183 --> 00:19:16,101
Oh, just shut up!
295
00:19:16,895 --> 00:19:20,903
Because of this body,
I've never experienced even a lick of romance!
296
00:19:21,362 --> 00:19:23,700
So I don't know if I've fallen for you or not!
297
00:19:24,117 --> 00:19:28,125
But... no matter what the reason may be,
if there's someone...
298
00:19:28,544 --> 00:19:31,633
...willing to fight for my pitiful sake
until they're a bloody mess...
299
00:19:32,718 --> 00:19:36,350
...then I can't just abandon them
without giving up something-anything!
300
00:19:40,191 --> 00:19:41,736
So we do this right here, right now!
301
00:19:41,736 --> 00:19:43,782
I've never done it before,
so I dunno what to do...
302
00:19:43,991 --> 00:19:46,830
...but it just might give you the unluck you need to die!
303
00:19:49,919 --> 00:19:53,844
I'm sorry I can't do more... to repay you.
304
00:20:00,398 --> 00:20:04,699
Now that's some relationship!
Didn'tcha guys only meet yesterday?
305
00:20:04,741 --> 00:20:06,410
I-It's not funny!
306
00:20:06,995 --> 00:20:10,878
Whew... okay, sorry.
Boy, you guys are rich.
307
00:20:10,878 --> 00:20:12,882
Splitting you two up would be a capital offense.
308
00:20:14,636 --> 00:20:16,973
All righty!
Here's what I'm gonna do!
309
00:20:17,265 --> 00:20:20,271
Let's have you two kill another one
of our members.
310
00:20:20,271 --> 00:20:22,943
If you do, I'll put in a good word for you both.
311
00:20:24,614 --> 00:20:28,287
In three days,
on August 5th, at Lake Baikal...
312
00:20:28,287 --> 00:20:30,375
...one member will make a move
to investigate a UMA.
313
00:20:30,626 --> 00:20:32,838
Kill the member that shows up there,
and you're golden.
314
00:20:33,422 --> 00:20:36,053
Look for a red necktie and an emblem.
315
00:20:36,470 --> 00:20:37,305
That said...
316
00:20:37,932 --> 00:20:40,521
Of course, there will be people hunting you along the way.
317
00:20:40,521 --> 00:20:43,150
Here's hoping you both make
it over there in one piece.
318
00:20:43,819 --> 00:20:45,906
Well... that's all I've got.
319
00:20:47,117 --> 00:20:49,037
I'll see you two in the Roundtable Room.
320
00:20:53,295 --> 00:20:54,089
Huh?
321
00:20:55,466 --> 00:20:57,722
H-H-He spared us?
322
00:20:57,722 --> 00:21:00,226
Yeah, thanks to your deviant behavior.
323
00:21:00,309 --> 00:21:03,567
Deviant? I wasn't just...
324
00:21:04,902 --> 00:21:06,781
I wasn't just playing...
325
00:21:09,077 --> 00:21:13,503
I ain't rotten enough to bang
a chick just 'cause she's desperate.
326
00:21:13,503 --> 00:21:15,047
Don't ever pull a stunt like that again.
327
00:21:15,799 --> 00:21:18,220
Yes. Won't happen again.
328
00:21:18,847 --> 00:21:21,143
No time to waste!
Let's hit the road!
329
00:21:21,143 --> 00:21:25,318
Huh? Russia?
But I don't have a passport or anything.
330
00:21:25,443 --> 00:21:30,788
Don't need one! Public transportation's too dangerous!
We're gonna take my route!
331
00:21:32,373 --> 00:21:34,921
First, we drive top speed to Niigata!
332
00:21:35,338 --> 00:21:39,597
Next, we hop on my yacht and book it
to the Russian port of Vladivostok!
333
00:21:39,931 --> 00:21:43,980
Then we'll swap to a jet plane
and head to Irkutsk!
334
00:21:44,565 --> 00:21:48,280
There, I'll hire some of my old war buds
to give us some combat support!
335
00:21:48,615 --> 00:21:52,330
Then we lie in wait for our target
at the lake... and off 'em!
336
00:21:52,497 --> 00:21:55,461
Russia... vodka!
337
00:21:55,461 --> 00:21:56,589
How old are ya?
338
00:21:56,840 --> 00:21:58,425
I-I'm 18.
339
00:21:58,593 --> 00:22:02,142
You're legal over there!
When we're done, it's bottoms up!
340
00:22:04,814 --> 00:22:06,191
TO BE CONTINUED
341
00:22:06,275 --> 00:22:07,570
TO BE CONTINUED
He looks like he's enjoying this.
342
00:22:07,653 --> 00:22:08,989
TO BE CONTINUED
343
00:23:39,002 --> 00:23:39,795
PREVIEW
344
00:23:39,795 --> 00:23:42,216
The girl heads north with the undead man.
345
00:23:42,676 --> 00:23:46,642
Overcoming predicaments,
they arrive at lake's shore where the girl meets... her.
346
00:23:46,934 --> 00:23:51,611
Next episode of Undead Unluck,
Episode 3-How to Use My Unluck.
347
00:23:51,903 --> 00:23:53,948
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