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Pushing Daisies - Season 02 Episode 07
"Robbing Hood"
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At this very moment
at the Longborough school for boys,
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when it came to the
currency of popularity,
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young Ned was poor
but not the poorest.
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Eugene Mulchandani's thick accent
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and unfortunate family history
of disproportionate jaw structure,
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made him both
extremely difficult to understand
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and an easy mark for bullies.
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Young Ned knew that playing
with Eugene meant losing his marbles,
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but he considered the sacrificed
aggies, steelies and shooters
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an act of charity.
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For, aside from Ned, Eugene
had only two other companions...
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Bilbo, his lethargic Indian python,
and Ackbar, a bunny.
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Eugene was devastated
when he learned that,
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upon attempting to eat
Ackbar the bunny,
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Bilbo the snake, choked,
killing them both.
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Under the guise of burying
Eugene's pets,
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young Ned resolved to perform
another act of charity
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for his language-mangling friend.
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He knew that giving Eugene
his friends back
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would require
two innocent creatures to die...
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And a lie about how he found them
both barely breathing
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when he went to bury them.
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But as long as the benefits
outweighed the costs,
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he also believed an act of charity
outweighed the consequences.
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20 years, 16 weeks,
4 days, and 9 hours later,
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the boy had grown
into the pie maker,
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and the pie maker was,
at this very moment...
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Troubled.
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- You're stress-baking.
- Don't know what you're talking about.
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I'm talking about you've been up
since before the sun,
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and there's a traffic jam of pies
waiting to exit into the oven.
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You're worried.
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"Worried" would imply
an urge toward action.
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"Troubled" seems more apt.
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About a certain man named Dwight
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who came asking questions about your dad
and is now dating my aunt Vivian?
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Oh, you're stress-baking.
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If he's dating your aunt,
he's going to see a picture of you,
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and if he doesn't have amnesia,
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he's going to recognize you,
if he hasn't already.
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Why is he dating your aunt?
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Not to suggest that she's not
datable and perfectly lovely,
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but it does seem
more than coincidental.
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Does Vivian's nice-smelling new boy toy
have something to do
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- with why you faked your death?
- No.
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Because maybe he's been after you
all along. Maybe he works for the IRS.
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If anyone can figure out
whether you're dead, it's a tax man.
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Or maybe he thinks
you really are dead,
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and he's one of
those paranormal investigators.
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Maybe he's the old priest,
and the young priest is coming.
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That would be a waste of religion
because she's not...
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dead.
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I find myself urged to action.
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Yeah. Me too.
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Public records, criminal records...
We've got to find out who Dwight is
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and if he's after more than
your aunt's companionship.
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Counterintelligence
via pie delivery...
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Like gossiping with a purpose.
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My speciality.
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- It's pie time!
- Olive!
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What a surprise!
And with a pie...
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The second sweetest treat of my day.
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Something sweeter
than a Pie Hole pie?
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The first was a surprise visit
from a certain gentleman caller.
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Oh, the lovely lady of the Hole.
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And with a special delivery to heel.
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Oh, no need to stand on my account.
I'm just here doing my duty.
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No other reason I can speak of.
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And what type of duty
are you in again?
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Clergy?
Tax services?
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Dwight collects
and appraises antiques,
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which I learned right after
he told me he's dating my sister.
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Lily is naturally suspicious
of new liaisons,
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but I felt compelled to come clean
about our relationship.
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Sneaking around is for politicians
in bathroom stalls.
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Not for a brisk and bucolic
autumn-cum-winter afternoon on the park.
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Ladies.
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Bye.
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Seems nice.
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I don't trust him
further than I can spit.
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And I can spit.
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God...
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Look at the way
he drapes himself all over her.
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Makes me want to stick
a fork in my eye.
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I need a drink.
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- You're holding one.
- I need a stronger one.
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And a fork.
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While Olive pondered
one sister blinded by love
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and the other by distrust,
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Emerson Cod pondered
the exorbitant amount of cash
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he'd just been given.
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I demand justice for the decedent,
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and I will not rest, settle,
or adjourn...
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until I have it!
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Mind demanding it
in your inside voice?
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I'm sorry.
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Years of litigation
have made me a loud talker.
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What makes a dead man's lawyer
so willing to shell out his own green
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over a client's death?
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I have a special practice.
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Gustav was my one client,
and that client is now dead.
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Why you still hanging on?
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Looking for
a few stray cash capillaries?
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Gustav was...
he was more than a client.
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He was a...
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He was a cantankerous bombast
with a violent temper
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and a lust for power and wealth.
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In lawyer speak,
I was in love with him.
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You talk to the police
about your friend?
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The police station is run
by a bunch of monkeys.
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You want the best,
you pay the premium.
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Why ain't the family
paying premium?
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His wife was his family,
and she was the biggest leech of all.
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Always after his will.
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So you figure she got
to the will through murder.
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Well, I never trusted her.
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I tried my best, as a lover...
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I mean, as a lawyer and a friend,
to protect Gustav.
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She ruined his life.
She's gonna ruin his legacy.
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I smell a big ol' "but"
heading my direction.
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Gustav was robbed the night he died.
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I mean, it happens when you have
a fortune like his.
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- What kind of fortune we talkin' about?
- The kind built upon your tight balls.
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The facts were these...
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Gustav Hofer had lived
the American dream.
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His mechanized yarn-baller
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not only gave a generation
of frustrated grandmothers
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the means to make unwanted gifts,
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at the age of 19, it was
the first of countless inventions
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that made Gustav Hofer
his first of countless millions.
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Before Gustav Hofer could make
one penny more,
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someone arranged
for his permanent retirement.
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And the lawyer
who was in love with him
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found his retired remains.
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He doesn't look like
the richest man in town.
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They say he had the Midas touch.
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Do you ever stop to think
you're like King Midas?
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Except substitute "life" for "gold" and,
obviously, you don't have donkey ears.
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Midas was a miser
like Scrooge, but hungrier.
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- I'm a philanthropist.
- Just touch the sucker.
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We'd like to ask you a few questions,
but we've only have a minute.
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I presume I'm dead.
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Let's get down to business.
First, the matter of my will.
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- It's in your lawyer's...
- Not that will. I have a new will.
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And you're gonna track it down
for me, roger?
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- Roger. Now, if...
- I like you, but you talk too much.
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The will is in my trophy room.
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Go to the biggest trophy.
Center of the wall.
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Turn it clockwise.
Say it back to me.
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- Who killed you?
- Who are you? Who's he?
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Do you know who I am, Elmer?
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You about to be the first man ever
be murdered twice. You want justice?
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I don't want my hard-earned money
going where it doesn't belong.
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Your generation has never
understood the value of a dollar.
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Trophy room,
biggest trophy, turn clockwise.
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Smartest one of the bunch.
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I like your moxie, Sassafras.
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Find my will and make sure
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that no-good gold-digging
wife of mine
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doesn't get one damn dime.
Got it?
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- Who killed you?
- The bellman did it.
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The private investigator,
the pie maker and Chuck
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arrived at Gustav Hofer's mansion
to question his recent widow
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and longtime porter
regarding the inventor's death.
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All right, me and dead girl
are gonna go chat up the bellman.
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You go find that trophy room
and get ahold of that will.
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I can do that.
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That said, what's your take
on Dwight dating Vivian?
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How long before he looks
at a picture of Chuck and says,
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"Hey, there's that girl
from the Pie Hole?"
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Come on. When I see an out-of-context
picture of a nice-looking young girl,
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I don't say: "Ooh, there's that
nice-looking young girl
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who served me cappuccino
in that one restaurant".
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Oh, my gosh! This wallpaper...
It's vintage Osborne & Little.
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You could buy a small island
for what this must be worth.
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Cool.
I never even noticed.
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Isn't that weird?
I'm like the worst widow ever.
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- Elise. You must be the PIs.
- Yes.
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Thank you so much
for agreeing to help us.
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- Is there a restroom?
- Down the hall, second left.
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We're very sorry for your loss.
You must be devastated.
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Crushed.
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- Please, pop a squat.
- Thank you.
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James-Andrew... that's the bellman
you wanted to see, is on his way.
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I told him to bring some of those
awesome champagne-juice drinks he makes.
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Mimosas?
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James-Andrew!
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They want mimosas instead!
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James-Andrew!!
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I'm sure he heard me.
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Well, this is a very nice...
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castle that you have, Mrs. Hofer.
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Thanks.
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It's a wreck right now,
getting it all set up for the wake.
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You should totally come.
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Everybody who's anybody is gonna be here
celebrating Gustav's death.
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You mean "life".
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Sure, whatever.
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Oh, no.
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Turn the largest trophy clockwise.
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Cheers.
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Cheers. That is the best
champagne-juice drink I've ever had.
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I know, right?
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Mrs. Hofer said
you wanted to see me.
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I assume
it's not just for my mimosa.
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How does one
become a bellman, anyway?
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Bellmen wear monkey suits
and work in hotel lobbies.
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I am a porter.
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What exactly were you porting
the night your boss
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had an encounter
with his light fixture?
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I was at a key party.
At least 15 people can vouch.
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James-Andrew is definitely not
the killing type.
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Well, Mrs. Hofer,
excuse me for being blunt,
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but you did stand to gain the most
from your late husband's death.
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Oh, my god.
You think I totally did it!
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Well, FYI, I was at a charity ball
the night of the murder.
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Y'all sure got a big-ass dog.
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Orbis Pro Vox.
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And the safe was empty.
No will.
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Nothing but a cryptic Latin phrase.
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Poor Gustav. All he cared about was
getting that will into the right hands.
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If we find the killer,
we'll find that will.
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Problem is our case just went
from a slam dunk to a badunkadunk.
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- Is "badunkadunk" bad?
- Badunkadunk means "big",
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as in what our simple little murder
just became.
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- What happened to "the bellman did it"?
- He's hiding something, but 15 people
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vouching for him at a key party?
Well, that's an airtight alibi.
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- Now, what is a key party anyway?
- Oh, I love that you don't know that.
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It's a kind of raffle.
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Of the porno variety.
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Back to the case.
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How does a safe with some cryptic Latin
phrase scrawled inside change anything?
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You know, you need to peel back
that pie crust you working under
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and turn on the news sometime.
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Rich people are getting robbed
left and right by some happy hooligan
239
00:11:57,116 --> 00:11:59,561
who leaves the same Latin
calling card at every scene.
240
00:11:59,625 --> 00:12:01,272
So that's why it's a badunkadunk.
241
00:12:01,603 --> 00:12:03,876
I got to go see a buddy
at the police station.
242
00:12:03,906 --> 00:12:04,706
Great.
243
00:12:04,958 --> 00:12:08,808
Gives us more time to start work
on our research project on Dwight.
244
00:12:13,972 --> 00:12:15,595
It seems like the mysterious Dwight
245
00:12:15,625 --> 00:12:18,497
didn't exist before checking into
the come-and-sleep motel.
246
00:12:18,561 --> 00:12:21,250
Who knows? Maybe he's not
such a bad guy. He's very charming.
247
00:12:21,312 --> 00:12:23,003
What do Lily and Vivian
think about him?
248
00:12:23,033 --> 00:12:26,130
What you'd expect. Lily hates him,
but Vivian's completely ga.
249
00:12:26,749 --> 00:12:29,252
Good news is
you're not even on his radar.
250
00:12:29,819 --> 00:12:32,135
How about
another cup of coffee, please?
251
00:12:33,018 --> 00:12:34,974
So, we know Dwight's got
a strange preoccupation
252
00:12:35,004 --> 00:12:36,640
with your father's pocket watch.
253
00:12:36,670 --> 00:12:38,475
Maybe we give it to him,
and he goes away.
254
00:12:38,539 --> 00:12:39,426
Or...
255
00:12:40,165 --> 00:12:41,521
We could wake my dad and ask.
256
00:12:41,584 --> 00:12:42,891
- Chuck.
- I'm just saying
257
00:12:42,921 --> 00:12:45,699
that it'd be a shortcut to finding out
who Dwight is and what he wants.
258
00:12:45,729 --> 00:12:47,735
You just have to touch him
and ask him.
259
00:12:47,975 --> 00:12:50,223
But that was an act of charity
260
00:12:50,253 --> 00:12:52,907
the pie maker was not
willing to commit.
261
00:12:53,407 --> 00:12:55,057
I'm sorry.
It's just...
262
00:12:55,696 --> 00:12:57,546
I know you want to say goodbye
to your father,
263
00:12:57,576 --> 00:13:01,083
and I know a lifetime of goodbyes
can't be condensed into a single minute.
264
00:13:01,113 --> 00:13:02,663
Even if they could...
265
00:13:03,276 --> 00:13:05,503
You'd have to watch him die
all over again.
266
00:13:07,322 --> 00:13:09,257
I love you too much
to make you suffer like that.
267
00:13:11,243 --> 00:13:12,493
You understand?
268
00:13:14,119 --> 00:13:15,848
Well, I got us a good nugget.
269
00:13:17,270 --> 00:13:20,637
The police say that our serial robber
always makes a donation to charity
270
00:13:20,667 --> 00:13:22,687
the day after he robs someone.
271
00:13:24,925 --> 00:13:26,243
Am I interrupting something?
272
00:13:26,273 --> 00:13:27,423
- No.
- Yep.
273
00:13:27,974 --> 00:13:31,529
Maybe Gustav Hofer was being robbed
by a latter-day Robin Hood.
274
00:13:31,592 --> 00:13:33,573
- Killed by him.
- Call it whatever you want,
275
00:13:33,635 --> 00:13:36,658
but I know where we can find a bellman
with a charity streak.
276
00:13:48,166 --> 00:13:49,816
It's a new day, friends!
277
00:13:49,978 --> 00:13:52,978
Another opportunity
to help the needy.
278
00:13:53,529 --> 00:13:56,847
So, ring those bells,
collect spare change,
279
00:13:56,948 --> 00:13:59,391
and remember...
Ring for right!
280
00:13:59,539 --> 00:14:00,892
Ring for right!
281
00:14:01,578 --> 00:14:02,828
Ring for right.
282
00:14:03,200 --> 00:14:04,395
Orbis Pro Vox.
283
00:14:04,458 --> 00:14:06,813
Which means "your ass is busted"
in PI lingo.
284
00:14:06,877 --> 00:14:09,692
Welcome to
the Bellmen's Charity headquarters.
285
00:14:09,755 --> 00:14:11,778
Are you here to make a donation?
Volunteer?
286
00:14:11,838 --> 00:14:15,239
One of your bell-ringers rang for wrong
to the tune of robbery-homicide.
287
00:14:15,302 --> 00:14:17,282
That's outrageous.
And impossible.
288
00:14:17,346 --> 00:14:20,416
We screen our Bellmen regularly
to make sure that all who ring in
289
00:14:20,446 --> 00:14:22,996
these hallowed halls
follow our motto...
290
00:14:23,041 --> 00:14:23,991
Ring for right.
291
00:14:24,021 --> 00:14:26,562
Which just happens to be written
at crime scenes all over the city.
292
00:14:26,592 --> 00:14:28,011
In a dead language, but still.
293
00:14:28,041 --> 00:14:31,664
Friends, I assure you
my Bellmen have nothing to hide.
294
00:14:32,026 --> 00:14:34,761
I fling my doors open
to your investigation.
295
00:14:34,791 --> 00:14:37,396
And if there's anything else
that I personally can do,
296
00:14:37,426 --> 00:14:39,723
- please, don't hesitate...
- To ring?
297
00:14:39,824 --> 00:14:40,807
Absolutely.
298
00:14:40,867 --> 00:14:43,851
Oh, yeah?
Well, somewhere a starving street child
299
00:14:43,914 --> 00:14:48,234
is chewing off his own fingers because
you're too cheap to give 50 bucks!
300
00:14:48,264 --> 00:14:50,414
Telemarketers.
I hate these guys.
301
00:14:51,542 --> 00:14:54,448
I'm Emerson Cod, private investigator.
These are my associates.
302
00:14:54,478 --> 00:14:56,614
Mind if we have a gander
to your phone list?
303
00:14:57,048 --> 00:14:59,367
- What phone list?
- The one you just slid into the folder.
304
00:14:59,840 --> 00:15:01,659
- What folder?
- There's a comfort in knowing
305
00:15:01,689 --> 00:15:04,230
that telemarketers are just
as horrible in real life.
306
00:15:04,260 --> 00:15:05,623
Shift change!
307
00:15:06,174 --> 00:15:08,366
- He was very suspect-ish.
- Very.
308
00:15:09,236 --> 00:15:10,299
Yeah, well,
309
00:15:10,329 --> 00:15:13,756
any of these phone numbers
match the one at Gustav's mansion,
310
00:15:14,389 --> 00:15:16,286
he's gonna be very jailbird-ish.
311
00:15:17,477 --> 00:15:21,596
After unearthing the grave of Charlotte
Charles in search of a pocket watch
312
00:15:21,626 --> 00:15:23,841
and finding neither girl nor watch,
313
00:15:23,871 --> 00:15:27,479
former jailbird Dwight Dixon
used his masculine wiles
314
00:15:27,509 --> 00:15:29,377
to determine if Vivian knew
315
00:15:29,407 --> 00:15:32,420
of the watch's
final final resting place.
316
00:15:33,741 --> 00:15:36,070
The clarinet is a lovely instrument.
317
00:15:36,133 --> 00:15:37,619
I always wanted to be a flautist,
318
00:15:37,649 --> 00:15:40,155
but unusually tight tendons
in my pinkie finger
319
00:15:40,185 --> 00:15:42,285
made hitting d-sharp impossible.
320
00:15:42,347 --> 00:15:44,107
Well, they look just fine to me.
321
00:15:44,137 --> 00:15:46,532
Perfect for holding.
322
00:15:46,915 --> 00:15:50,918
I'm not the kind of woman who slips
notes into random men's coat pockets,
323
00:15:51,223 --> 00:15:54,016
- but something about you...
- And what might that have been?
324
00:15:54,046 --> 00:15:56,896
The charm you force
to cover the brutish shell
325
00:15:57,621 --> 00:15:59,427
around your damaged heart.
326
00:16:00,988 --> 00:16:02,096
I like layers.
327
00:16:02,244 --> 00:16:06,540
Dwight felt his cold heart warm
ever so much.
328
00:16:09,082 --> 00:16:10,474
Lily was under the impression
329
00:16:10,504 --> 00:16:13,690
that you're only looking
to recover some personal property,
330
00:16:13,754 --> 00:16:17,570
then disappear like a puddle
of gasoline in the sunshine.
331
00:16:17,633 --> 00:16:19,268
I was saddened to hear
332
00:16:19,298 --> 00:16:21,987
that Charles' watch was buried
with your dear late niece.
333
00:16:22,017 --> 00:16:24,474
But what a fine gesture that was.
334
00:16:24,929 --> 00:16:27,592
I imagine
the service was magnificent.
335
00:16:27,622 --> 00:16:28,456
It was.
336
00:16:29,234 --> 00:16:31,983
So, others, beside yourself,
337
00:16:32,013 --> 00:16:34,355
were able to see poor Charlotte
at peace with the watch,
338
00:16:34,385 --> 00:16:37,882
before her dear soul
was committed to the ground?
339
00:16:37,945 --> 00:16:42,164
Mary Suddbury leaned in
and peeled back Charlotte's eyelids.
340
00:16:42,194 --> 00:16:45,395
Said there was a vigorous black market
in stolen corneas,
341
00:16:45,425 --> 00:16:47,475
but I thought it was in poor taste.
342
00:16:49,799 --> 00:16:50,895
Charlotte...
343
00:16:51,701 --> 00:16:54,774
I encouraged her to take the pleasure
cruise that ended so unpleasantly.
344
00:16:55,751 --> 00:16:58,160
I was tired of being a shut-in,
345
00:16:59,486 --> 00:17:01,862
but I couldn't bring myself
to leave,
346
00:17:02,158 --> 00:17:05,230
and so I decided
to leave vicariously
347
00:17:05,531 --> 00:17:07,662
and pushed Charlotte out the door.
348
00:17:08,517 --> 00:17:09,767
Poor Charlotte.
349
00:17:11,172 --> 00:17:12,492
Now...
350
00:17:12,522 --> 00:17:16,138
you've gone and set those pretty
peepers a-weeping.
351
00:17:16,168 --> 00:17:18,527
In his search for
a brass pocket watch,
352
00:17:18,557 --> 00:17:21,336
Dwight Dixon found a heart of gold.
353
00:17:21,610 --> 00:17:23,404
I've carried this with me
354
00:17:24,138 --> 00:17:26,500
since the funeral, as a reminder
355
00:17:27,414 --> 00:17:30,371
to stop living vicariously
356
00:17:30,401 --> 00:17:31,978
and start living living.
357
00:17:32,718 --> 00:17:34,313
You've probably seen
her face before.
358
00:17:35,061 --> 00:17:37,275
She was all over the news
after she died.
359
00:17:39,180 --> 00:17:40,864
Oh, I have definitely...
360
00:17:41,890 --> 00:17:43,636
seen her face before.
361
00:17:53,641 --> 00:17:57,149
Do you know if Gustav ever donated
to an organization called the Bellmen?
362
00:17:57,179 --> 00:17:59,687
- "The Bellmen"?
- Every house that's been robbed
363
00:17:59,717 --> 00:18:02,536
was called by a Bellmen telemarketer
named Tam Fong.
364
00:18:02,566 --> 00:18:04,070
So Elise didn't do it?
365
00:18:04,923 --> 00:18:07,724
This Tam Fong killed Gustav?
366
00:18:08,170 --> 00:18:09,520
Well, where is he?
367
00:18:09,550 --> 00:18:12,637
I'm gonna find that malfeas-ass
and slam him down...
368
00:18:12,667 --> 00:18:13,542
Inside voice.
369
00:18:13,572 --> 00:18:15,332
I'm not talking about
the gavel of justice.
370
00:18:15,362 --> 00:18:17,967
- Outside voice.
- I'm talking about southern-style,
371
00:18:17,997 --> 00:18:21,027
back-alley score settling doled out
by me and a couple of homeless...
372
00:18:21,087 --> 00:18:22,713
Conversational patio voice?
373
00:18:22,743 --> 00:18:24,971
Before you get to doling out
blind justice,
374
00:18:25,047 --> 00:18:27,403
the smoking gun
don't always point to the bad guy.
375
00:18:27,512 --> 00:18:30,352
So Tam Fong isn't the guilty party?
376
00:18:30,382 --> 00:18:31,186
Yes.
377
00:18:32,357 --> 00:18:33,158
Maybe.
378
00:18:33,188 --> 00:18:35,834
All we know is, maybe he had
a hand in marking the mark.
379
00:18:35,928 --> 00:18:39,292
Good news is, we have reason to believe
that Gustav completed a second will.
380
00:18:39,322 --> 00:18:43,337
A second will? Hopefully, that tarnished
trophy wife of his is excluded.
381
00:18:43,664 --> 00:18:45,523
Wait, wait...
I'm his lawyer.
382
00:18:45,553 --> 00:18:48,042
If there were a second will,
I would have drafted it,
383
00:18:48,072 --> 00:18:51,369
drawn it up, and drawn a tidy
20% commission for my troubles.
384
00:18:51,536 --> 00:18:53,386
So how would you know differently?
385
00:18:53,497 --> 00:18:56,512
Let's just say that our procedures
would be inadmissible in court.
386
00:18:56,542 --> 00:18:58,725
Either way,
the will was taken during the robbery.
387
00:18:58,794 --> 00:19:01,963
- You really mix the good with the bad.
- The world would be a better place
388
00:19:01,993 --> 00:19:04,480
if everybody dabbed calamine
on welts of bad news.
389
00:19:04,549 --> 00:19:07,821
Gustav Hofer deserved better
than the wife he had,
390
00:19:07,851 --> 00:19:11,675
and the wife he had didn't deserve
the money he earned.
391
00:19:12,383 --> 00:19:15,658
You find that second will,
I'll double your fee.
392
00:19:15,727 --> 00:19:18,328
- Oh, we'll find that will.
- We'll find that will.
393
00:19:19,597 --> 00:19:22,582
We know Tam's calling the houses to be
robbed even if he's not robbing them.
394
00:19:22,612 --> 00:19:24,751
What if we put our names
on the do-call list?
395
00:19:24,820 --> 00:19:27,252
No burglar worth his burgles
would take the bait
396
00:19:27,282 --> 00:19:29,292
if they saw
your tiny-ass apartments.
397
00:19:29,322 --> 00:19:30,757
We could use my aunts' house.
398
00:19:32,319 --> 00:19:34,388
Is there a sting?
I want to sting. Can I sting?
399
00:19:34,418 --> 00:19:35,673
That's a very bad idea.
400
00:19:35,703 --> 00:19:38,606
It's a good idea made doubly-good
because while you're figuring out
401
00:19:38,636 --> 00:19:40,353
who brought
the lights down on Gustav,
402
00:19:40,383 --> 00:19:42,685
I'll be shining my own light
on the true identity of Dwight.
403
00:19:42,762 --> 00:19:46,858
I have an old cigar box with my dad's
letters that's hidden in my bedroom.
404
00:19:46,888 --> 00:19:50,610
Now, If dad did know Dwight, there
will be something about him inside.
405
00:19:50,720 --> 00:19:53,962
The pie maker considered
the wooden box in her old room
406
00:19:53,992 --> 00:19:57,884
a better alternative to the wooden box
that contained her father.
407
00:19:58,101 --> 00:19:59,862
So a sting was set.
408
00:20:06,519 --> 00:20:08,982
Mr. Fong,
I am so sorry to interrupt.
409
00:20:09,145 --> 00:20:11,703
I'm Tessa Carville,
wife of Clarence Carville,
410
00:20:11,733 --> 00:20:14,085
who, I'm sure you are aware,
owns Carville Steel.
411
00:20:14,115 --> 00:20:16,803
I believe someone from here
called me yesterday?
412
00:20:17,325 --> 00:20:19,602
Mrs. Carville, of course!
413
00:20:19,632 --> 00:20:21,015
Please, take a seat.
414
00:20:21,174 --> 00:20:24,259
I won't be staying long,
just long enough to explain
415
00:20:24,328 --> 00:20:26,234
why I hate phone solicitations
416
00:20:26,264 --> 00:20:29,440
almost as much as I hate
beggars and panhandlers.
417
00:20:29,763 --> 00:20:32,253
I believe I have the right
to a net worth greater
418
00:20:32,283 --> 00:20:34,410
than most developing countries
without being hounded
419
00:20:34,440 --> 00:20:36,394
by sponging ne'er-do-wells
420
00:20:36,424 --> 00:20:38,790
and sanctimonious bleeding hearts
like yourself.
421
00:20:39,044 --> 00:20:40,957
So, unless you stop calling,
422
00:20:40,987 --> 00:20:43,867
I will take a tiny fraction
of my immense wealth,
423
00:20:43,897 --> 00:20:45,985
buy this building, knock it down,
424
00:20:46,015 --> 00:20:50,425
and turn it into a glue factory so big,
the whole city will be smelling horse.
425
00:20:50,828 --> 00:20:52,547
If you please leave your number,
426
00:20:52,577 --> 00:20:55,065
I'll see to it that nobody
calls you again.
427
00:20:55,234 --> 00:20:56,110
Psych.
428
00:20:56,140 --> 00:20:57,883
Did you say, "Psych"?
429
00:20:59,021 --> 00:20:59,821
Good,
430
00:20:59,949 --> 00:21:02,891
because I'm getting on a hovercraft
bound for Saint Tropez
431
00:21:03,039 --> 00:21:07,131
early this evening, and I expect it to
be dealt with before I return tomorrow.
432
00:21:07,873 --> 00:21:08,896
Here is my card.
433
00:21:15,593 --> 00:21:16,958
The trap was set,
434
00:21:16,988 --> 00:21:20,360
so the pie maker and Chuck
returned to her childhood bedroom...
435
00:21:20,390 --> 00:21:24,553
Not to catch a thief, but to uncover
Dwight Dixon's true intentions.
436
00:21:24,583 --> 00:21:26,613
They turned my old room
into a cheese locker!
437
00:21:26,801 --> 00:21:31,090
Can you smell the flowery overtones
of Stilton wafting through the air?
438
00:21:31,322 --> 00:21:34,097
It's nice that they filled this room
with something you all loved so much.
439
00:21:36,868 --> 00:21:40,771
It's amazing how a familiar smell
can wrap you in its arms and
440
00:21:41,142 --> 00:21:42,869
coddle away any ugly memory
441
00:21:42,899 --> 00:21:44,922
between now and the last time
you smelled it.
442
00:21:46,996 --> 00:21:48,394
Thank you for letting me come.
443
00:21:49,456 --> 00:21:50,563
I'm glad you came.
444
00:21:50,646 --> 00:21:53,023
And don't worry
about getting caught.
445
00:21:53,384 --> 00:21:56,433
I'll hear anybody coming before they
even get to the bottom of the stairs.
446
00:21:58,798 --> 00:21:59,807
Listen.
447
00:22:00,502 --> 00:22:03,343
The other end's hooked up
to the Victrola in the living room.
448
00:22:03,621 --> 00:22:05,998
I used it to eavesdrop on my aunts
when I was a teenager.
449
00:22:06,028 --> 00:22:08,189
That's very crafty.
450
00:22:14,641 --> 00:22:16,914
Alone in a room that was once hers,
451
00:22:16,944 --> 00:22:20,009
Chuck felt, for a moment,
like a little girl again.
452
00:22:20,276 --> 00:22:24,304
Thinking of the momentos in the box,
among them the birthday present
453
00:22:24,334 --> 00:22:26,788
she was never able to give
her father,
454
00:22:26,818 --> 00:22:29,393
Chuck thanked her 8-year-old self.
455
00:22:30,398 --> 00:22:31,986
Thank you, 8-year-old self.
456
00:22:33,255 --> 00:22:35,020
You must be out of your damn minds!
457
00:22:35,135 --> 00:22:39,620
There is no way in tinker bell's tiny
butt cheeks that you are gonna roll out
458
00:22:39,650 --> 00:22:42,596
the welcome mat on my front porch
for a bunch of thieves!
459
00:22:42,626 --> 00:22:45,183
- We know it's an imposition...
- An imposition
460
00:22:45,213 --> 00:22:46,918
is ordering clams at a kosher deli.
461
00:22:47,338 --> 00:22:51,643
Robbers nowadays are multi-hyphenate
hoodlums. They don't just rob.
462
00:22:51,673 --> 00:22:53,556
Oh, no.
They strip you naked,
463
00:22:53,765 --> 00:22:57,555
lather you in lard and slide you into
the walls and leave you there.
464
00:22:57,718 --> 00:22:59,260
Then they rob you.
465
00:22:59,426 --> 00:23:00,682
When you put it like that.
466
00:23:00,712 --> 00:23:04,344
Why don't I just get a shovel
and start digging my shallow grave now?
467
00:23:04,414 --> 00:23:07,598
I find a dash of danger titillating.
468
00:23:07,848 --> 00:23:09,307
You've certainly made that clear.
469
00:23:09,377 --> 00:23:12,227
I assume that's
a passive-aggressive insult
470
00:23:12,297 --> 00:23:14,680
directed at my daring sashays
into romance.
471
00:23:15,298 --> 00:23:16,440
I choose to ignore it.
472
00:23:16,509 --> 00:23:19,443
You've ignored every other danger sign
on the road to abject heartbreak.
473
00:23:19,512 --> 00:23:23,083
I find that interjecting at precisely
the right moment often defuses conflict.
474
00:23:23,113 --> 00:23:25,665
- Wouldn't you agree?
- Lily Charles, you're jealous.
475
00:23:25,761 --> 00:23:28,543
It simply slays you
that a man as tender
476
00:23:28,638 --> 00:23:32,289
and as viscerally masculine
as Dwight chose me over you.
477
00:23:32,358 --> 00:23:33,541
Missed it by that much.
478
00:23:34,525 --> 00:23:35,746
I am not jealous.
479
00:23:35,776 --> 00:23:37,545
I'm worried about you.
480
00:23:38,777 --> 00:23:39,630
Damn it,
481
00:23:40,063 --> 00:23:41,172
I love you.
482
00:23:41,234 --> 00:23:44,677
I don't want to see this fetish
you have for raffish men
483
00:23:44,788 --> 00:23:46,846
hurt you the way
it has in the past.
484
00:23:46,915 --> 00:23:49,153
- On the topic of Dwight...
- Keep out of this!
485
00:23:51,653 --> 00:23:53,678
Is my patch on the wrong eye,
486
00:23:53,708 --> 00:23:56,188
or did it suddenly get
very dark in here?
487
00:23:56,257 --> 00:23:58,124
Is it dark?
I didn't even notice.
488
00:23:58,154 --> 00:24:00,393
They say
that extreme photosensitivity
489
00:24:00,423 --> 00:24:03,105
is a sign of rabies or a hangover
490
00:24:03,135 --> 00:24:04,984
or a delicate optical nerve
condition...
491
00:24:05,014 --> 00:24:07,704
Yeah, or a bunch of part-time PIs
492
00:24:07,734 --> 00:24:11,594
trying to hoodwink a hoodlum
by pretending my house is vacant.
493
00:24:11,924 --> 00:24:13,548
Wait a minute!
494
00:24:13,722 --> 00:24:15,374
We're being robbed tonight!
495
00:24:15,443 --> 00:24:17,335
I just got a shiver.
496
00:24:17,662 --> 00:24:20,316
While the bickering
downstairs continued,
497
00:24:20,346 --> 00:24:23,840
Chuck decided she had heard
all the fighting she cared to
498
00:24:24,152 --> 00:24:28,626
and turned her attention instead
to her father's dusty belongings.
499
00:24:28,656 --> 00:24:30,139
Seeing Dwight engaged
500
00:24:30,208 --> 00:24:33,339
in male bonding with her father
and the pie maker's father,
501
00:24:33,471 --> 00:24:37,912
Chuck still found no indication
of Dwight Dixon's true intentions.
502
00:24:38,091 --> 00:24:41,943
The secret behind those intentions
remained buried with her father
503
00:24:42,011 --> 00:24:44,137
in the grave next to her grave,
504
00:24:44,167 --> 00:24:47,279
a grave
she may soon be returning to.
505
00:24:53,531 --> 00:24:54,664
Fear not, madam.
506
00:24:57,319 --> 00:24:58,459
I mean you no harm.
507
00:24:58,718 --> 00:25:00,482
Spectacular throw, by the way.
508
00:25:00,738 --> 00:25:03,381
To be fair, I should tell you that
I have a gun in my pocket.
509
00:25:03,449 --> 00:25:05,126
To be fair,
I don't really believe you.
510
00:25:05,156 --> 00:25:08,498
To be even more fair, all I have to do
is scream, and a whole cadre of big,
511
00:25:08,528 --> 00:25:11,816
strong men and sweet middle-aged ladies
with shotguns will come running.
512
00:25:11,846 --> 00:25:13,679
Fair enough.
And yet, you haven't.
513
00:25:13,906 --> 00:25:16,256
Perhaps because you believe
that society has a moral
514
00:25:16,286 --> 00:25:18,726
obligation to protect
the least fortunate of its ranks.
515
00:25:19,271 --> 00:25:21,481
- And where society fails...
- You pick up the slack.
516
00:25:21,782 --> 00:25:24,252
Which sounds incredibly
noble until you kill someone.
517
00:25:24,282 --> 00:25:26,987
I am no killer,
merely a soldier of fortune...
518
00:25:27,594 --> 00:25:29,739
Other people's fortunes,
for the underprivileged.
519
00:25:29,769 --> 00:25:31,117
Gustav would say otherwise.
520
00:25:32,345 --> 00:25:34,899
He would if he could speak,
but he can't because he's dead.
521
00:25:35,328 --> 00:25:39,250
You and Tam Fong killed Gustav
two days ago after you robbed him.
522
00:25:39,360 --> 00:25:43,379
First of all, Tam Fong is but another
unwitting victim of my robberies.
523
00:25:43,448 --> 00:25:45,423
I swipe his phone list
to choose my targets.
524
00:25:45,534 --> 00:25:48,134
- And Gustav?
- I robbed him, it's true.
525
00:25:48,367 --> 00:25:50,538
Not because he was stingy
and uncharitable,
526
00:25:50,568 --> 00:25:51,886
but because he asked me to.
527
00:25:51,998 --> 00:25:53,213
He asked you to rob him?
528
00:25:53,243 --> 00:25:54,479
He was writing a new will
529
00:25:54,509 --> 00:25:57,006
and needed to know whether to name
his wife as beneficiary.
530
00:25:57,161 --> 00:25:58,726
I know how this must sound,
531
00:25:58,756 --> 00:26:02,481
but the facts were these...
These were the facts...
532
00:26:03,826 --> 00:26:06,444
Gustav was in the midst
of a crisis of faith.
533
00:26:06,474 --> 00:26:08,847
His decision to rewrite his will
had made him question
534
00:26:08,877 --> 00:26:12,496
whether his wife really loved him and
if he had any true friendships at all.
535
00:26:13,041 --> 00:26:14,351
And that's when we met.
536
00:26:15,596 --> 00:26:18,505
He wanted to make a contribution,
but I wouldn't let him.
537
00:26:18,535 --> 00:26:21,381
He said: "Where I come from,
people get paid for their services".
538
00:26:21,411 --> 00:26:25,196
But I said: "Charity is an impulse,
not a return for a friendly act".
539
00:26:25,226 --> 00:26:28,049
So we talked. He told me his problems,
and I offered a solution.
540
00:26:28,756 --> 00:26:29,939
I agreed to rob him.
541
00:26:29,969 --> 00:26:31,693
He would appear
to be an innocent victim.
542
00:26:31,723 --> 00:26:33,715
If his wife stayed faithfully
by his side,
543
00:26:33,745 --> 00:26:35,488
his concerns could be laid to rest.
544
00:26:35,518 --> 00:26:38,642
I'd return half his fortune
and keep the other half for charity.
545
00:26:39,077 --> 00:26:42,270
But Gustav's wife intervened,
and I had to get out.
546
00:26:45,374 --> 00:26:47,676
I read in the paper the next day
what happened to Gustav.
547
00:26:48,024 --> 00:26:50,528
Even if you didn't kill him,
you're still a criminal.
548
00:26:50,558 --> 00:26:53,003
My duty is to the downtrodden,
the meek,
549
00:26:53,033 --> 00:26:55,484
those unable to reach their own
bootstraps, let alone pull them.
550
00:26:55,853 --> 00:26:57,627
I take only what people
can afford to lose,
551
00:26:57,657 --> 00:27:00,287
and that certainly doesn't
include their lives.
552
00:27:00,317 --> 00:27:01,708
Do you like puppies?
553
00:27:02,264 --> 00:27:03,070
Yeah.
554
00:27:03,100 --> 00:27:05,649
The Papen County animal shelter
is about to be shut down tomorrow
555
00:27:05,679 --> 00:27:07,725
unless I get them the money
to pay their mortgage.
556
00:27:08,288 --> 00:27:10,806
With nowhere to house these animals,
the dogcatchers are calling it
557
00:27:10,874 --> 00:27:13,159
- "the big sleep".
- You can save them?
558
00:27:13,425 --> 00:27:17,342
Only if the help outweighs the hurt.
The act of charity always makes sense.
559
00:27:17,806 --> 00:27:18,890
You let him go?
560
00:27:19,002 --> 00:27:21,422
- What if he's a cold-blooded murderer?
- Shut it. Kitchen.
561
00:27:21,452 --> 00:27:23,686
It was an act of charity.
There were puppies involved.
562
00:27:23,798 --> 00:27:26,572
And besides, my grueneberg ganglia
wasn't activated.
563
00:27:26,602 --> 00:27:27,837
That sounds personal.
564
00:27:27,867 --> 00:27:29,842
Sounds like
one of them feminine conversations
565
00:27:29,872 --> 00:27:31,403
you need to have
with your friends.
566
00:27:31,514 --> 00:27:33,489
There's a bundle of nerves
at the tip of your nose
567
00:27:33,519 --> 00:27:36,731
- that detect aggressive pheromones.
- As in, you can sniff out danger?
568
00:27:36,761 --> 00:27:39,093
And the only thing I could smell
was a swashbuckling do-gooder
569
00:27:39,123 --> 00:27:40,949
who was in the wrong place
at the wrong time.
570
00:27:41,065 --> 00:27:42,699
Smells like puppy crap to me.
571
00:27:42,729 --> 00:27:44,667
You shouldn't have let him go.
It was a mistake.
572
00:27:44,806 --> 00:27:46,063
You're really angry at me.
573
00:27:46,093 --> 00:27:48,711
I'm out of counter space,
so I'm stress-baking in my head.
574
00:27:48,773 --> 00:27:51,882
- It feels like you're stress-baking me.
- I'm channeling fear into anger.
575
00:27:51,951 --> 00:27:53,341
Anger leads to hate.
576
00:27:53,418 --> 00:27:55,844
And hate leads to stress-baking
the people you love.
577
00:27:55,955 --> 00:27:58,763
Bad, but better than stress-releasing,
which is what you did for the bellman.
578
00:27:58,875 --> 00:28:01,734
Maybe he was telling the truth.
Maybe it was Gustav's musket-toting
579
00:28:01,764 --> 00:28:03,936
wife that dropped the chandelier
on his head. You did say
580
00:28:03,996 --> 00:28:06,271
that the bellman/porter
was hiding something.
581
00:28:06,382 --> 00:28:09,656
He may have had an alibi,
but he may also know who killed Gustav.
582
00:28:11,708 --> 00:28:12,514
Yeah...
583
00:28:17,518 --> 00:28:20,201
Stakeouts are only fun
when there are binoculars for everybody.
584
00:28:20,313 --> 00:28:22,426
Stakeouts are only fun
if you got a good football game
585
00:28:22,456 --> 00:28:25,415
to listen to and the stake you're outing
is next to a hot-dog stand.
586
00:28:25,526 --> 00:28:27,877
You seem like a good time
to have weighty conversations.
587
00:28:28,700 --> 00:28:29,587
No, I don't.
588
00:28:29,647 --> 00:28:31,854
If Dwight figures out
that I'm not dead,
589
00:28:31,884 --> 00:28:33,906
it may be the best thing
that ever happened to me.
590
00:28:33,936 --> 00:28:36,677
You talking a lot like a dead girl
who wants to go back in the ground.
591
00:28:36,965 --> 00:28:39,145
- What's the worst that could happen?
- Pie maker becomes
592
00:28:39,175 --> 00:28:42,474
a sideshow in the Circus Of Fun,
and I earn my wages peddling tickets.
593
00:28:42,842 --> 00:28:46,140
This is a cavalier conversation about
a deep, dark, touchy subject for me.
594
00:28:46,170 --> 00:28:48,527
- How deep, dark and touchy is it?
- Ever since I was little,
595
00:28:48,557 --> 00:28:51,019
I'd have this dream that somebody
found out what I could do.
596
00:28:51,344 --> 00:28:53,828
It starts off with
lots of ice cream and balloons,
597
00:28:53,858 --> 00:28:56,036
and ends in a small white room
598
00:28:56,066 --> 00:28:58,828
where little bits are cut out of me
until there's nothing left to cut.
599
00:28:58,858 --> 00:28:59,742
That's awful.
600
00:28:59,921 --> 00:29:02,536
If Dwight finds out about me,
then he finds out about you,
601
00:29:02,687 --> 00:29:05,682
and you still won't wake up my dad
and find out what Dwight wants.
602
00:29:05,856 --> 00:29:08,266
You're putting my emotional well-being
before your fears.
603
00:29:08,296 --> 00:29:10,926
That's so courageous and romantic.
604
00:29:12,899 --> 00:29:13,858
Thank you.
605
00:29:13,921 --> 00:29:15,591
Well, looky, looky.
606
00:29:16,039 --> 00:29:17,964
It's Gustav's widow
and the bellman petting.
607
00:29:18,254 --> 00:29:19,767
Hello, motive.
608
00:29:20,734 --> 00:29:22,352
Nice to see you again.
609
00:29:22,704 --> 00:29:27,167
All that remained for Emerson Cod
was to confront the bellman and widow.
610
00:29:28,734 --> 00:29:30,045
Across town,
611
00:29:30,421 --> 00:29:34,850
all that remained of Charles Charles
was a loving box of memories
612
00:29:34,991 --> 00:29:36,399
and a pocket watch.
613
00:29:36,698 --> 00:29:40,479
Although Charles Charles,
the man who had set so much in motion,
614
00:29:40,509 --> 00:29:41,766
was long gone,
615
00:29:42,670 --> 00:29:47,163
Dwight Dixon, the man who intended
to bring it all to a crashing end,
616
00:29:47,708 --> 00:29:49,065
was still here.
617
00:29:51,067 --> 00:29:52,019
We're closed.
618
00:29:53,731 --> 00:29:54,838
Excuse me.
619
00:29:55,110 --> 00:29:57,281
What I meant to say was:
"We're closed".
620
00:29:58,081 --> 00:29:59,955
So you're here all by your lonesome.
621
00:29:59,985 --> 00:30:02,338
No, no.
I'm not here all by my lonesome.
622
00:30:02,368 --> 00:30:05,724
Manuel, the big cholo janitor,
is in the back.
623
00:30:06,049 --> 00:30:10,400
I think he used to be in one of those,
super-dangerous El Salvadoran gangs
624
00:30:10,739 --> 00:30:14,621
who murder white older men
as a warning to the police to buzz off.
625
00:30:15,237 --> 00:30:16,527
Isn't that right, Manuel?
626
00:30:18,411 --> 00:30:20,281
He's probably,
you know, cleaning the toilet.
627
00:30:20,800 --> 00:30:23,283
I'd like to leave a message
for your friends.
628
00:30:23,394 --> 00:30:24,826
Yeah, I'll just grab a pad.
629
00:30:24,887 --> 00:30:26,168
It's around here somewhere.
630
00:30:26,198 --> 00:30:28,011
Boy, look at all this sugar.
631
00:30:28,640 --> 00:30:30,856
Yeah, I hope you don't need a...
632
00:30:32,536 --> 00:30:33,377
Hello?
633
00:30:34,362 --> 00:30:37,715
While Olive Snook was unable
to provide the pen and paper she sought,
634
00:30:38,162 --> 00:30:40,009
she'd received the mysterious
635
00:30:40,077 --> 00:30:42,869
Dwight's message loud and clear.
636
00:30:47,400 --> 00:30:50,694
1 hour, 23 min and 42 seconds ago,
637
00:30:50,995 --> 00:30:53,998
Olive Snook made
two alarming discoveries...
638
00:30:54,205 --> 00:30:56,487
First, that in time of duress,
639
00:30:56,517 --> 00:30:59,492
the pie maker's penchant
for stress-baking was matched
640
00:30:59,522 --> 00:31:03,383
only by the petite waitress'
predilection for stress-binging.
641
00:31:03,518 --> 00:31:06,961
Second, that the dark stranger,
Dwight Dixon, had
642
00:31:07,022 --> 00:31:11,401
discovered Chuck, a.k.a.
Charlotte Charles' true identity.
643
00:31:11,565 --> 00:31:14,468
It did little to lighten
the load in Olive's heart
644
00:31:14,563 --> 00:31:17,478
as she anxiously awaited
the pie maker's return.
645
00:31:19,170 --> 00:31:22,489
Having acquired the brass pocket watch
he so eagerly sought,
646
00:31:22,519 --> 00:31:25,804
Dwight Dixon set his sights
on Vivian's heart of gold.
647
00:31:25,834 --> 00:31:29,762
But sister Lily was not about
to let that treasure go so easily.
648
00:31:34,662 --> 00:31:37,781
You can turn your fanny right around
and walkway, mister.
649
00:31:38,146 --> 00:31:39,992
We're done buying
what you're peddling.
650
00:31:40,054 --> 00:31:43,413
Now, Lily, that's not entirely true.
More accurate would be:
651
00:31:43,474 --> 00:31:47,919
"I'm not buying what you're peddling,
but Vivian will be right down".
652
00:31:48,187 --> 00:31:50,270
And how long you suppose
she'll stay interested
653
00:31:50,300 --> 00:31:53,129
in the wares of a two-bit
huckster pitching lies?
654
00:31:53,360 --> 00:31:55,438
I didn't think you were
so concerned about lies.
655
00:31:55,468 --> 00:31:57,636
Shouldn't you be more worried
about the truth?
656
00:31:57,710 --> 00:31:59,838
It's time to nip you
in the budding romance
657
00:31:59,868 --> 00:32:02,743
before Vivian convinces herself
you really are the second coming.
658
00:32:02,773 --> 00:32:07,269
I assume you're referring to my friend,
your lover, Charles Charles.
659
00:32:07,499 --> 00:32:08,933
You're nothing like Charles.
660
00:32:08,963 --> 00:32:11,942
I think you'd find that Charlie and me
are more similar than you'd reckon.
661
00:32:12,113 --> 00:32:14,362
Few stark differences,
of course, but...
662
00:32:14,884 --> 00:32:17,072
we had the same ambitions.
663
00:32:17,132 --> 00:32:18,505
He made bad decisions.
664
00:32:19,545 --> 00:32:20,992
You were a bad decision.
665
00:32:21,149 --> 00:32:24,961
My bad decisions landed me in prison.
His landed him with a baby girl.
666
00:32:25,057 --> 00:32:27,879
I don't think
I ever had the opportunity
667
00:32:28,029 --> 00:32:29,708
to express my condolences.
668
00:32:29,771 --> 00:32:34,130
You got your thumb on a big, red button
you definitely don't want to push.
669
00:32:34,191 --> 00:32:37,428
Vivian said
the service was beautiful.
670
00:32:37,458 --> 00:32:41,220
And what a lovely gesture
to bury your daughter
671
00:32:41,282 --> 00:32:42,932
with her father's watch.
672
00:32:44,025 --> 00:32:48,310
You are such thoughtful women,
who have loved and lost so
673
00:32:48,665 --> 00:32:49,467
much.
674
00:32:51,072 --> 00:32:52,691
We're gonna lose you right now,
675
00:32:52,846 --> 00:32:55,484
before you get one inch closer
to my little sister's heart.
676
00:32:55,901 --> 00:32:58,045
Get gone and stay gone.
677
00:33:02,148 --> 00:33:04,243
Lily's encounter with Dwight
had stirred
678
00:33:04,306 --> 00:33:06,101
the pot of her sentimental soup,
679
00:33:06,131 --> 00:33:10,345
one spoonful of which gave her
a terrible case of the yearns
680
00:33:10,375 --> 00:33:12,095
to visit her daughter's grave.
681
00:33:12,125 --> 00:33:14,091
What in hell's kitchen...
682
00:33:17,353 --> 00:33:19,730
But
when she saw the overturned dirt,
683
00:33:19,973 --> 00:33:23,972
she thought about the pocket watch and
the man obsessed with its whereabouts,
684
00:33:24,002 --> 00:33:26,398
and wondered whether Dwight Dixon
685
00:33:26,428 --> 00:33:29,270
had unearthed
more than Vivian's buried emotion.
686
00:33:31,219 --> 00:33:33,959
Meanwhile,
the private investigators had unearthed
687
00:33:33,989 --> 00:33:36,782
the buried motives
of Gustav Hofer's widow.
688
00:33:36,812 --> 00:33:38,028
You bumped off Gustav
689
00:33:38,089 --> 00:33:41,406
so you could keep bumping uglies with
the bellman while inhering a fortune.
690
00:33:41,467 --> 00:33:42,533
I told you. Alibi.
691
00:33:42,593 --> 00:33:44,532
- Key party.
- Your alibi never checked out.
692
00:33:44,562 --> 00:33:46,211
You never went to that charity ball.
693
00:33:46,241 --> 00:33:47,495
Why'd you do it, Elise?
694
00:33:47,556 --> 00:33:49,121
I didn't do anything...
695
00:33:49,526 --> 00:33:50,874
Except James-Andrew.
696
00:33:51,685 --> 00:33:53,267
Who do you think got his key?
697
00:33:54,222 --> 00:33:56,338
I was still really wrong
about what I thought that was.
698
00:33:56,398 --> 00:33:59,049
You two backing up
each other's alibis means bubkes.
699
00:33:59,127 --> 00:34:01,517
You were canoodlin' and cahootin'
and you were cahootin' to kill.
700
00:34:01,547 --> 00:34:04,160
We cahooted to keep quiet
about our affair.
701
00:34:04,352 --> 00:34:07,024
Adulteresses totally
get the shaft in estate law.
702
00:34:07,054 --> 00:34:09,725
Besides, I couldn't kill
anybody with these hands.
703
00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:13,587
Since I grew these puppies out,
my manicure means I'm a mani-can't
704
00:34:13,617 --> 00:34:14,920
for manual labor.
705
00:34:14,950 --> 00:34:17,075
Yeah, but you were
a mani-can when it came
706
00:34:17,105 --> 00:34:19,632
to pointin' a gun at robber Rob Wright
and almost pulled the trigger.
707
00:34:19,662 --> 00:34:20,808
As if!
708
00:34:20,838 --> 00:34:23,657
I never even saw the robber.
And even if I did...
709
00:34:25,010 --> 00:34:27,100
Why is everybody
pointing their gun at me?
710
00:34:27,130 --> 00:34:29,769
There is no way I could
pull the trigger on a gun.
711
00:34:29,799 --> 00:34:31,671
I'm too blinked out!
712
00:34:31,701 --> 00:34:33,417
You could have taken off the rings.
713
00:34:33,477 --> 00:34:35,287
With those nails,
it'd have taken forever.
714
00:34:35,317 --> 00:34:37,709
- Rob would have been out of there.
- If she's telling the truth
715
00:34:37,739 --> 00:34:39,838
and didn't storm in on Rob Wright
robbing the house...
716
00:34:39,900 --> 00:34:41,930
Our robbing hood's
had us hoodwinked.
717
00:34:45,273 --> 00:34:47,708
So, the private investigator,
the pie maker,
718
00:34:47,738 --> 00:34:50,633
and Chuck sought out
their winking hood
719
00:34:50,663 --> 00:34:52,768
at the Bellmen's headquarters.
720
00:34:53,997 --> 00:34:56,458
I'll thank you to keep
your sidearm holstered, sir,
721
00:34:56,713 --> 00:34:58,607
lest I'll be forced to lunge.
722
00:35:01,212 --> 00:35:03,121
At least it ain't another gun.
723
00:35:10,048 --> 00:35:11,850
From one gentleman to another,
724
00:35:11,880 --> 00:35:14,749
allow me to apologize
for our current situation.
725
00:35:14,877 --> 00:35:17,029
Well, I'd be a lot more receptive
to that apology
726
00:35:17,059 --> 00:35:18,962
if there wasn't a knife
pointed at my gullet.
727
00:35:19,319 --> 00:35:22,131
You're a lying liar and a murderer,
both of which are bad.
728
00:35:22,192 --> 00:35:24,915
One of which is worse.
You slaughtered a senior citizen.
729
00:35:24,945 --> 00:35:26,975
That'll buy you
a ringside seat in hell.
730
00:35:27,005 --> 00:35:30,305
But you might be able to get a refund on
that ticket if you put the knife down.
731
00:35:30,443 --> 00:35:33,063
Gustav was the victim
of a tragic accident.
732
00:35:33,667 --> 00:35:35,394
Born of good deeds, I might add.
733
00:35:35,455 --> 00:35:37,539
Running from the scene of a crime
was no accident.
734
00:35:37,569 --> 00:35:40,399
Did you even stop to consider
the consequences of your "good deeds"?
735
00:35:40,460 --> 00:35:43,715
Those weren't "good deeds" for
Gustav's wife, his lawyer or his legacy.
736
00:35:43,745 --> 00:35:46,727
Well, actually, now that you mention it,
I think I can make that right.
737
00:35:47,632 --> 00:35:48,758
Gustav's will.
738
00:35:48,843 --> 00:35:51,615
It was in his safe.
Now that that's settled,
739
00:35:52,114 --> 00:35:54,101
I trust my quest
to rob from the rich
740
00:35:54,131 --> 00:35:56,832
and give to the poor
may continue unabated.
741
00:35:57,158 --> 00:35:59,077
Oh, hell no,
742
00:35:59,313 --> 00:36:02,797
'cause, see, I plan on being real rich,
and I want to see your ass in jail.
743
00:36:02,858 --> 00:36:04,723
I was afraid
you might feel that way.
744
00:36:05,764 --> 00:36:06,574
So...
745
00:36:07,494 --> 00:36:09,302
Orbis Pro Vox!
746
00:36:14,446 --> 00:36:17,479
'Bout time I get to do
the gun-pointing around here.
747
00:36:17,509 --> 00:36:18,854
The facts were these...
748
00:36:18,916 --> 00:36:22,008
Upon coming to the realization
that his young wife
749
00:36:22,038 --> 00:36:24,200
may only have married him
for his money,
750
00:36:24,296 --> 00:36:28,739
Gustav Hofer found himself questioning
whether he should rewrite his will.
751
00:36:28,800 --> 00:36:32,251
Bellman Rob Wright afforded him
the perfect plan...
752
00:36:32,281 --> 00:36:35,575
Fake a robbery to learn
his wife's true feelings.
753
00:36:35,825 --> 00:36:38,540
But Daniel Hill discovered
those feelings first.
754
00:36:38,643 --> 00:36:40,926
He deserves the cr�me de la cr�me,
755
00:36:40,956 --> 00:36:42,874
not some sugar-stuffed
756
00:36:42,904 --> 00:36:45,964
pop-tart
with a helium voice and hooker heels.
757
00:36:46,075 --> 00:36:49,094
One word from me
and you are out of the will!
758
00:36:50,030 --> 00:36:51,854
Though his lawyer shielded Gustav
759
00:36:51,884 --> 00:36:54,665
from his wife's treachery
in order to protect his pride,
760
00:36:54,695 --> 00:36:58,273
Gustav had not only seen
her adulterous ways,
761
00:36:58,303 --> 00:37:02,232
but also the way Daniel Hill defended
his good name and honor.
762
00:37:03,011 --> 00:37:06,829
The billionaire resolved
to leave his estate to his esquire.
763
00:37:07,464 --> 00:37:10,937
When the bellman arrived,
Gustav refused to play his role.
764
00:37:10,967 --> 00:37:14,243
Rob Wright insisted Gustav
keep his end of the bargain.
765
00:37:14,483 --> 00:37:18,498
Gustav insisted more emphatically
that Rob leave his mansion.
766
00:37:22,158 --> 00:37:24,294
It was Gustav who would be
the dearly departed
767
00:37:24,496 --> 00:37:28,425
and Daniel Hill who would find the body
he left behind
768
00:37:28,486 --> 00:37:29,676
and pick up the pieces.
769
00:37:32,091 --> 00:37:33,497
Gustav's revised will.
770
00:37:34,572 --> 00:37:36,298
You get the whole Hofer coffer.
771
00:37:36,328 --> 00:37:38,464
Me? All I ever did was...
772
00:37:39,193 --> 00:37:40,394
give him my friendship.
773
00:37:40,455 --> 00:37:41,504
It's all he wanted.
774
00:37:42,581 --> 00:37:43,389
Now,
775
00:37:43,780 --> 00:37:46,067
let's talk about
your next charitable donation.
776
00:37:49,203 --> 00:37:52,026
While Emerson Cod was able
to deliver good news,
777
00:37:52,291 --> 00:37:54,612
Lily Charles sought
to convince her sister
778
00:37:54,642 --> 00:37:57,151
that the mysterious Dwight
was bad news.
779
00:38:02,297 --> 00:38:04,298
Holy crap.
780
00:38:04,328 --> 00:38:07,079
Lily knew Dwight dug up
her daughter's grave,
781
00:38:07,109 --> 00:38:09,723
but she needed more proof
than overturned dirt.
782
00:38:11,392 --> 00:38:13,653
Lily had found the proof she sought.
783
00:38:13,827 --> 00:38:18,127
Dwight had his possession the watch
she believed was buried with Chuck.
784
00:38:26,253 --> 00:38:28,039
And Dwight, believing the girl
785
00:38:28,069 --> 00:38:31,332
who was not dead stole back
the watch he stole from her,
786
00:38:31,362 --> 00:38:34,879
set off to retrieve his stolen,
stolen property.
787
00:38:47,455 --> 00:38:50,823
The girl named Chuck,
who had not been so lucky with death,
788
00:38:50,853 --> 00:38:55,345
learned that her death had come back to
haunt her in the form of Dwight Dixon.
789
00:38:57,415 --> 00:38:59,613
This left the pie maker no choice.
790
00:38:59,643 --> 00:39:02,395
In order to unearth
Dwight Dixon's agenda,
791
00:39:03,265 --> 00:39:06,745
he must first unearth
Chuck's father.
792
00:39:10,365 --> 00:39:13,762
I keep waiting for a euphoric high
to rush through my system, and instead,
793
00:39:13,792 --> 00:39:17,158
I feel really nervous
and uncomfortable.
794
00:39:17,403 --> 00:39:20,527
It's gonna be an awkward hello,
tender acceptance and a rushed goodbye.
795
00:39:20,557 --> 00:39:23,465
Euphoric high barely figures in it.
It's gonna be hard.
796
00:39:23,805 --> 00:39:26,929
I don't think I realized that until now,
and now it's too late to turn back.
797
00:39:27,092 --> 00:39:30,171
It's not too late to turn back. We have
other options. We could leave town.
798
00:39:30,231 --> 00:39:31,925
Even with Dwight knowing who I am,
799
00:39:31,955 --> 00:39:35,577
you're still willing to put my emotional
well-being before your deepest fears.
800
00:39:35,778 --> 00:39:37,080
If I knew the consequences,
801
00:39:37,110 --> 00:39:40,245
I never would have alive-agained my
mother, and I had her for seven hours.
802
00:39:40,457 --> 00:39:42,976
I'd rather take my chances with Dwight
than make you go through this.
803
00:39:43,085 --> 00:39:45,145
When you lost your mother,
you were alone. I...
804
00:39:45,788 --> 00:39:46,958
I have you.
805
00:39:49,787 --> 00:39:52,094
You're
the real swashbuckling do-gooder,
806
00:39:52,929 --> 00:39:54,106
and I love you.
807
00:39:55,747 --> 00:39:58,116
I hope you still feel that way
when this is over.
808
00:40:12,943 --> 00:40:14,086
You ready?
809
00:40:15,644 --> 00:40:17,177
Yeah, I'm ready, I think.
810
00:40:17,237 --> 00:40:19,179
Synchro: Salomon & Gaillots.
811
00:40:19,239 --> 00:40:21,036
Rereading: Bruno & Toupack.
812
00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:25,130
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