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♪ Look at what's
happened to me ♪
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♪ I can't believe it myself ♪
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♪ Suddenly I'm up
on top of the world ♪
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♪ It should have
been somebody else ♪
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♪ Believe it or not
I'm walking on air ♪
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♪ I never thought I
could feel so free ♪
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♪ Flying away on a
wing and a prayer ♪
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♪ Who could it be ♪
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♪ Believe it or
not it's just me ♪
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♪ Just like the
light of a new day ♪
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♪ It hit me from
out of the blue ♪
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♪ Breaking me out
of the spell I was in ♪
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♪ Making all of my
wishes come true ♪
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♪ Believe it or not
I'm walking on air ♪
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♪ I never thought I
could feel so free ♪
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♪ Flying away on a
wing and a prayer ♪
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♪ Who could it be ♪
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♪ Believe it or
not it's just me ♪
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♪ Who could it be ♪
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♪ Believe it or
not it's just me ♪♪
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Bill, your director would love to have a
little chat with you, if you've got a second.
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Take a second.
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Time for the star of the bureau to jump
back into action on a very, very hot case.
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- Oh, shut up!
- I beg your pardon?
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Oh, no, no. I don't mean you, sir.
Oh, yeah, the deep forest green.
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Oh, yeah, go great with
the Philippine mahogany...
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and the 16th-century sofas
and the French tie-back drapes.
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Gorgeous. I really love it.
Is that some kind of crack?
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I spend one hellacious amount
of time in this factory, mister,
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and it seems to me,
given my efficiency rating,
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the bureau can afford to spend a couple of
bucks to make me as comfortable as possible.
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You got a problem
with that? No, sir. No.
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I'm delighted to hear it.
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You think you're doing pretty
good, don't you, Maxwell?
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Except you're a one-man band.
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You step on regulations,
you ignore dress codes.
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You crash more cars
than a college fraternity.
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Despite your record, you are
lousy for morale around here...
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because younger agents are starting
to idolize you and your offbeat style.
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Really? No kidding. Are they?
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- I'm sorry.
- You think you've been getting
stinking cases up till now?
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Oh, Bill, I got some
cases smell so bad,
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I've been afraid to
open them in public.
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Little itty-bitty stinkers.
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And as of now, you are
going to be in charge...
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of every yahoo deal that
comes through the door.
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Fun, huh? Oh, sir, I think
you're making a mistake.
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I want you to find
me a clown, Bill.
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His name is Uri Yovanovitch.
He's a Polish national.
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His speciality is getting out of a two-foot high
squashed car, walking backwards on his hands.
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You two oughta get along like
brothers. All you gotta do is find him.
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A... Polish clown?
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Takes one to find
one is my theory.
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Oh, yes! And, Bill?
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I spoke to the motor pool about
reassigning you a new vehicle.
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Being as you're averaging
about one a month,
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we wanted to get you one
we felt was expendable.
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It's an undercover car.
Radio's underneath the seat.
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You'll find it downstairs,
parked right behind the building.
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It'll fit right in
at the circus.
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Uh...
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Guy hates me.
He really hates me.
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Very disappointing.
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Reading's under state level,
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vocab's under, math is under.
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Cyler's the only one that
bothered to do the essay.
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Hey, man, I did the
essay. Come on. Fair is fair.
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Right, Tony. Under
"essay," the man writes,
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"This is a essay
on nothing." Period.
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- What is that?
- Mr. H., the test
was really long.
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You know, it was
hard. Yeah, right.
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I gave you guys reading assignments
that had all the material in it.
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Obviously, no one
bothered to look at it.
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Mr. H.? What?
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Probably what happened is that, uh,
tomorrow's, like, Easter vacation, you know?
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And, uh, we were
probably just...
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really looking forward to that.
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Or, you know,
something like that.
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I've been trying
to get a job, Mr. H.
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I just didn't have time
to read all that stuff.
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You're the one that's always saying that we
should get out and do something for ourselves.
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That's the bell.
Get out of here.
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Look, Mr. H. We're
really sorry, you know?
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You guys want to screw around
with your lives, that's up to you.
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You want to take it
seriously, I'll be here to help.
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Right.
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Ralph? How you doin'?
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Terrible. How are
you doing? Worse.
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Boy, I just went by Vice
Principal Knight's office.
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He wants to discontinue
the special ed program...
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because the kids did so
bad on the Ohio State tests.
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Do you believe this car?
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How in the world can you stick a
prize fed with a piece of junk like this?
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If they just would've gotten familiar with
the material, Perpetrators will spot me...
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just get familiar with it, they would
have done better. 10 miles away.
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I don't know. I
guess it was my fault.
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I should've given them a quiz on
Thursday. Stinkers he's giving me.
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Trying to show me. I'll show him. I
hate wasting my time with this stuff.
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What are you talking about, wasting
my time? I'm not wasting my time.
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My kids just don't understand how
important the test was. What kids?
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My kids.
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- In class.
- That's not a class, Ralph. That's a circus.
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Speaking of circuses,
we're going to one right now.
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You're gonna help me scare up a clown named
Uri Yovanovitch. Get in the car, please.
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What? Carlisle just
jumped in my tree.
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Gave me a Polish clown to find and a
candy apple with wheels to drive around in.
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- I'm in a lot of trouble. Will you please get in?
- A clown? That's your case?
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I know it's not a suit-class
problem, but I can't help it.
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- I need your help. Now, come on.
- Oh, boy.
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Well, why not? You know, I'm
not doing any good around here.
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Where, uh... Where'd
you get this car?
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Cracker Jack box.
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When you're hunting a clown, you're supposed
to look like one. That's Carlisle's theory.
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We're late for a
very important date.
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Come on, Huckleberry.
I'll buy you a balloon.
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This is one of the most famous
circuses in the entire world.
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Yeah, yeah, right. Okay, now.
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The guy that filed the missing
persons report is Klaus Vorman.
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He's the manager of this outfit.
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I think this is a
local cop job myself,
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but these bunch of jugglers
just came in from Phoenix.
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That puts it across state lines.
Local blues kicked it back to us.
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Steady. And up,
Alice. Up, up, up!
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Sit. Sit. Sit.
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Sit. Up, up.
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All right. All right.
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Come to me. Come
to me. Uh... excuse me.
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Uh, Uri Yovanovitch.
Where's his trailer?
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Uh, just around the
corner. Okay. Thanks.
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Sure. Come on,
Ralph. Around this way.
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Hold this.
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Anything?
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No, nothing. Boy, look at this.
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Oh, the guys at the bureau ever
get a load of this, and I'm cooked.
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I'll never live it down.
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Look at all this stuff,
Bill. Don't you love it?
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You know what makes a
clown so special? Uh, Ralph?
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I really don't need that.
Please give me a break.
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We gotta find this guy, bing-bang-boom,
and get out of here before I'm ruined.
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Look at this wig, Bill.
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Did you know that a clown's wig and face
are registered? No other clown can use it.
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Ralph? Please, I
don't need this, okay?
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- Wait a minute. I'm getting something here.
- What?
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Huh. That's very strange.
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What? What's going on?
You got the clown, or what?
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No, a guy in an apartment,
Century City West Towers.
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- It's very faint though.
- He's in trouble, in danger?
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No, he's just walking around the
apartment, looking out the windows.
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It's kind of faint, but that's all I got.
What was funny... I was getting his name.
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- What is the name?
- Uh, Biff Anderson.
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As I said, it was very
faint. That's all I got.
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Okay. That's only a couple
miles from here. I'll check it out.
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You prowl around here, put on the
funny nose and the baggy pants...
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and vibe your vibes.
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If you can find a way to join up with
this bunch of jugglers, it wouldn't be bad.
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With the suit, you oughta fit right
in. I'll be back as soon as I can.
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I like this guy, Uri.
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- What are you talking about? You don't even know him.
- I'm in the vibe business.
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He's a nice guy. He's got
a kid in Warsaw, a little girl.
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And his parents were
cobblers. He misses 'em.
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Ralph, try not to slide off
the table altogether, okay?
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Yep. I like this guy.
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Sue me. I like clowns.
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Come one, come all.
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The circus is about to begin.
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Up. Ta-da! Ta-da-da-da!
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All right.
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Is she okay?
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- It looked, I think,
better on Uri.
- Oh, I'm, uh...
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Erica Vanderland.
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Hi. I'm... The
Flying Vanderlands.
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We are trapeze act from Poland.
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Oh. Oh, yes, yes.
I'm, uh... Excuse me.
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Ralph Hinkley. I'm
from around here. Oh!
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You are new with circus?
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Uh, well, Uri was gonna get
me an audition with the circus,
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but he's not here.
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You are new human
cannonball he tell me about, no?
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Right! Yes, I am!
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Uh, I was gonna have an
audition with a Mr. Vorey or, uh...
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Vorman. Vorman.
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You, uh... You know Uri well?
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Uh, well... Uh... I know
his little girl in Warsaw...
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and, you know, his
family, the... the cobblers.
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They were...
Yeah, we're friends.
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Uri is gone.
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Uh, missing. Yes, I know.
Do you know where he is?
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No. Nobody knows. Is mystery.
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Gee, I guess there's
no one that can, well, uh,
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get me into the
circus then, huh?
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I could possibly arrange
for Mr. Vorman to meet you.
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You could? We talk
to him if you want.
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Yes! I think you should
take off Uri's clown nose first.
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Oh. Yeah. Yes.
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Okay.
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Yes? Evening. Mr. Anderson?
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Ever heard of anybody named Uri
Yovanovitch or any other performer...
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at the International
Circus Spectacular, huh?
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How many times
do I have to tell you?
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I don't know how you got my name or
why you're asking me these questions,
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but the answer is still no.
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Thank you, sir. Sorry for
the intrusion. I'll let myself out.
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Hey! What's going on in there?
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Open the door! Ralph,
come in right now. I need you.
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- Century City condos,
east tower, on the roof.
- What's that?
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I'll see you tomorrow. Bye.
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Don't do it!
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Bill? Are you all right?
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Lost 'em. Lost 'em! Damn!
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Hello. Hello.
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Is he all right? I guess. He
walked in under his own power.
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I couldn't follow him in. I'd probably
end up in the psychiatric ward.
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Thank you for bringing these. And
what are you two guys up to this time?
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We're chasing a clown.
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And I'm trying to
get into the circus.
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Oh, terrific. I love it.
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If I play my cards right, I'm gonna
end up as a human cannonball.
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Ralph, please, I am very tired.
I have been in court all day.
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00:16:11,490 --> 00:16:15,386
Well, this is not
my idea. It's Bill's.
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Okay, but it's my arm.
You did a wonderful job.
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Now go back inside and count some
bedpans and let me get back to work.
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Thank you. Hey, counselor!
You driving? Terrific!
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Let's go.
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The circus, Bill? You can't be
serious. Not tonight, sweetheart.
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We missed the last performance.
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We're on our way to Century
City to hook up with Agent Carlisle.
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A missing clown? Now, is
that really a case for the suit?
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I didn't think so at first, but when
a bunch of guys on bat wings...
229
00:16:44,337 --> 00:16:47,333
start floating in the window,
shooting up West L.A. high-rises,
230
00:16:47,357 --> 00:16:49,453
I get terribly
interested real quick.
231
00:16:49,477 --> 00:16:52,473
I'm telling you. We've got a
major, major case here. I know it.
232
00:16:52,497 --> 00:16:54,502
The old Maxwell
smeller can smell it!
233
00:16:54,526 --> 00:16:57,492
Did you get anything
else at the circus?
234
00:16:57,516 --> 00:17:00,472
Yeah, I found these matches
right there in Uri's trailer.
235
00:17:00,496 --> 00:17:03,392
What? Give me a break.
236
00:17:03,416 --> 00:17:06,351
That only works in
the movies, Ralph.
237
00:17:06,375 --> 00:17:11,361
With the matchbook cover that
becomes the, uh, most important clue.
238
00:17:11,385 --> 00:17:15,331
If he was seeing a dating service,
there must be somebody there.
239
00:17:15,355 --> 00:17:17,491
Will you please
just relax? Forget it.
240
00:17:17,515 --> 00:17:21,440
We have a kidnapping.
Biff Anderson.
241
00:17:21,464 --> 00:17:24,364
I don't know who he was
or is, but he is no clown.
242
00:17:35,343 --> 00:17:37,519
This better be so
clean it squeaks, Billy.
243
00:17:37,543 --> 00:17:40,349
Oh. Ow! I see it. I see it.
244
00:17:40,373 --> 00:17:42,389
Who are the people in the car?
245
00:17:42,413 --> 00:17:45,388
A couple of real nice kids
brought me from the hospital.
246
00:17:45,412 --> 00:17:49,358
Obviously I couldn't drive
with a through hole in the wings.
247
00:17:49,382 --> 00:17:52,542
No, no, no. Even old Simon
Legree could have seen that.
248
00:17:53,312 --> 00:17:56,427
Huh, Mr. Carlisle?
Stay put, kids.
249
00:17:56,451 --> 00:17:58,487
Come on. Let's go have some
fun. You're gonna enjoy this.
250
00:17:58,511 --> 00:18:01,507
I'm looking forward to it.
Does it hurt? Not anymore.
251
00:18:01,531 --> 00:18:05,327
Just seeing you
takes all the pain out.
252
00:18:05,351 --> 00:18:07,447
I wish I could change that.
253
00:18:07,471 --> 00:18:11,306
Bill is not much of
a politician, is he?
254
00:18:11,330 --> 00:18:14,510
Yup. It's one of the things
I like most about him.
255
00:18:17,330 --> 00:18:20,540
A human cannonball, huh?
256
00:18:21,309 --> 00:18:24,315
Right place at the right time.
257
00:18:24,339 --> 00:18:28,395
An opportunity like that
doesn't come along every day.
258
00:18:28,419 --> 00:18:32,465
Is this the, uh... the lock that
you blew off a little bit ago?
259
00:18:32,489 --> 00:18:34,538
Uh... yeah.
260
00:18:35,308 --> 00:18:37,394
Yeah. What's going on here?
261
00:18:37,418 --> 00:18:41,538
Well, I'll tell you what's
going on across town, Billy.
262
00:18:42,308 --> 00:18:44,464
The mayor is giving a dinner,
263
00:18:44,488 --> 00:18:47,293
and I'm supposed to be at it!
264
00:18:47,317 --> 00:18:49,403
What's going on here
is your department,
265
00:18:49,427 --> 00:18:51,513
and I seriously
hope, for your sake,
266
00:18:51,537 --> 00:18:54,393
that it all holds together.
267
00:18:54,417 --> 00:18:57,313
Hey, you're late. We already
cut the cake an hour ago.
268
00:18:57,337 --> 00:19:01,312
You what? Is this Biff
Anderson's apartment?
269
00:19:01,336 --> 00:19:03,422
His apartment and his birthday.
270
00:19:03,446 --> 00:19:06,412
Biff! More guests.
271
00:19:06,436 --> 00:19:09,382
Hey, may I help you? We
want to see Biff Anderson.
272
00:19:09,406 --> 00:19:12,501
You're talking to him.
It's not the same guy.
273
00:19:12,525 --> 00:19:16,341
Would you happen to
have any I.D., Mr. Anderson?
274
00:19:16,365 --> 00:19:18,335
Do you?
275
00:19:19,415 --> 00:19:21,401
Hmm, F.B.I.
276
00:19:21,425 --> 00:19:24,330
We had a report
that there was, uh...
277
00:19:24,354 --> 00:19:28,490
That you were kidnapped from
this apartment about an hour ago.
278
00:19:28,514 --> 00:19:30,490
You're kidding. Excuse me.
279
00:19:30,514 --> 00:19:33,460
We've been having a party here
since 6:30. What's going on here?
280
00:19:33,484 --> 00:19:36,479
There are 20 witnesses
in here. Come on.
281
00:19:36,503 --> 00:19:39,499
Who are you people? You
do have an explanation, Bill?
282
00:19:39,523 --> 00:19:42,419
Yeah, this window was
busted out completely.
283
00:19:42,443 --> 00:19:45,419
They came down from the
roof on ropes, busted in here.
284
00:19:45,443 --> 00:19:48,369
I chased them out this
door, all the way to the roof.
285
00:19:48,393 --> 00:19:51,368
We had a firefight out there. There were
hollow points flying around like crazy.
286
00:19:51,392 --> 00:19:54,508
I hate to be rude, but we
are having a party here.
287
00:19:54,532 --> 00:19:57,498
Obviously, I have
not been kidnapped.
288
00:19:57,522 --> 00:20:02,507
I don't know who you are, pal, or what's
going on here, but you are not Biff Anderson.
289
00:20:02,531 --> 00:20:07,367
- I showed you my I.D.
- Yeah, so did the guy that I
was talking to before.
290
00:20:07,391 --> 00:20:10,297
Obviously,
291
00:20:10,321 --> 00:20:13,357
Agent Maxwell has
made a mistake.
292
00:20:13,381 --> 00:20:16,286
He does that.
293
00:20:16,310 --> 00:20:18,530
Forgive the intrusion. Sure.
294
00:20:20,360 --> 00:20:23,306
Oh! Happy birthday.
295
00:20:23,330 --> 00:20:25,470
Thank you so much.
296
00:20:28,389 --> 00:20:30,529
It's a matchbook, Ralph.
What does it look like?
297
00:20:31,299 --> 00:20:33,495
It's the matchbook I found at Anderson's
apartment. Two On A Match, remember?
298
00:20:33,519 --> 00:20:35,495
It's our hot clue for the day.
299
00:20:35,519 --> 00:20:37,505
How come when I find
the matchbook, it's a joke,
300
00:20:37,529 --> 00:20:40,284
and when you find it,
it's a terrific hot clue?
301
00:20:40,308 --> 00:20:43,474
Because suddenly it's my idea
instead of your idea. That's simple.
302
00:20:43,498 --> 00:20:47,444
Boy, I love it when a case
starts to gel. Yeah, I can see that.
303
00:20:47,468 --> 00:20:51,313
Carlisle's given me specific orders
to stay away from this Biff Anderson.
304
00:20:51,337 --> 00:20:54,443
If I lay a glove on the guy, he's
gonna have my hide on a barn door.
305
00:20:54,467 --> 00:20:57,443
The whole thing has
to tie up with the circus.
306
00:20:57,467 --> 00:21:00,293
Ralph got the
holograph in Uri's tent.
307
00:21:00,317 --> 00:21:03,382
That means Uri was
thinking about Biff Anderson...
308
00:21:03,406 --> 00:21:06,302
or was involved
with him in some way.
309
00:21:06,326 --> 00:21:11,302
Old Uri saw something he wasn't supposed
to see and got dropped into an early grave.
310
00:21:11,326 --> 00:21:14,322
This is just a first-guess
scenario, but, uh, I think so.
311
00:21:14,346 --> 00:21:17,301
Yeah, no one at the circus
seems to want to talk about it.
312
00:21:17,325 --> 00:21:20,401
Another thing, Bill... you said that
these guys who kidnapped Biff Anderson...
313
00:21:20,425 --> 00:21:23,501
flew in on hang gliders, then
rappelled down a 20-story building,
314
00:21:23,525 --> 00:21:26,281
got him and then
left the same way.
315
00:21:26,305 --> 00:21:29,330
You have to be awful well-trained
to do something like that.
316
00:21:29,354 --> 00:21:31,470
Are you saying that a bunch
of circus performers did the job?
317
00:21:31,494 --> 00:21:34,290
It makes sense,
counselor. It really does.
318
00:21:34,314 --> 00:21:37,310
This is a circus caper if I ever saw
one, which, of course, I never did before.
319
00:21:37,334 --> 00:21:39,500
But I think Ralph's
got a point here.
320
00:21:39,524 --> 00:21:44,309
Since I can't go near Biff Anderson, the
counselor is gonna check in at Two On A Match...
321
00:21:44,333 --> 00:21:46,499
and give us a lowdown on what Biff
Anderson's got to do with a dating service.
322
00:21:46,523 --> 00:21:50,513
And I'm getting shot off in a cannon
at 10:00 a.m. tomorrow morning!
323
00:21:53,332 --> 00:21:57,298
It doesn't have to do with anything,
but I just thought I would say it.
324
00:21:57,322 --> 00:21:59,458
I mean, Ralph Hinkley
being shot out of a cannon?
325
00:21:59,482 --> 00:22:02,378
♪♪
326
00:22:02,402 --> 00:22:07,367
How often does a guy get to be
shot out of a cannon like puffed rice?
327
00:22:07,391 --> 00:22:10,457
Oh, brother. While all this is going
on, what are you gonna be doing?
328
00:22:10,481 --> 00:22:12,477
I'm going undercover.
329
00:22:12,501 --> 00:22:15,347
The two of you have
never seen anything...
330
00:22:15,371 --> 00:22:18,380
until you see me
work from the inside.
331
00:22:27,310 --> 00:22:29,470
You working from the inside?
332
00:22:31,379 --> 00:22:35,295
Will you beat it? I don't want
anybody to tie us together.
333
00:22:35,319 --> 00:22:38,325
I thought you were gonna
work in security. I tried.
334
00:22:38,349 --> 00:22:40,285
This is the only
thing they had open.
335
00:22:40,309 --> 00:22:42,405
It's not even steady
work. They pay by the job.
336
00:22:42,429 --> 00:22:45,324
I'm off for my audition.
Break a leg, kid.
337
00:22:45,348 --> 00:22:48,304
Ah, that's an old showbiz
term. It means "do good," okay?
338
00:22:48,328 --> 00:22:52,414
Okay. Bill, by the way, you forgot a
little spot over there by the water pail.
339
00:22:52,438 --> 00:22:54,418
Have a good day.
340
00:23:12,326 --> 00:23:16,302
I'm Klaus Vorman. You are here to
show me we need a human cannonball.
341
00:23:16,326 --> 00:23:19,322
- I'm your man.
- We shoot toward
that field there.
342
00:23:19,346 --> 00:23:21,391
You want man to stand with net?
343
00:23:21,415 --> 00:23:25,345
No, that won't be necessary.
I'm a fairly good tumbler.
344
00:23:51,503 --> 00:23:54,363
Nice kitty.
345
00:23:56,363 --> 00:24:00,478
Ralph! Ralph, where are you?
346
00:24:00,502 --> 00:24:03,312
Fire.
347
00:24:10,322 --> 00:24:13,301
Ralph. Ralph, where are you?
348
00:24:18,361 --> 00:24:21,467
Ralph? Kid, where are
you? Come in! I need ya!
349
00:24:21,491 --> 00:24:24,490
Ralph?
350
00:24:25,490 --> 00:24:28,276
Ralph!
351
00:24:28,300 --> 00:24:29,440
Kid, I need you!
352
00:24:35,480 --> 00:24:39,459
Ralph? Kid! Kid, come in!
353
00:24:54,358 --> 00:24:56,344
Bill, get out.
354
00:24:56,368 --> 00:24:59,414
Get out. Go on. Watch
me. Come on. Come on.
355
00:24:59,438 --> 00:25:02,413
Watch me. Watch me.
356
00:25:02,437 --> 00:25:06,423
Right. It's okay, kitty. Calm
down. It's all right. It's all right.
357
00:25:06,447 --> 00:25:09,457
It's okay.
358
00:25:14,346 --> 00:25:16,326
Calm down, okay?
359
00:25:33,295 --> 00:25:35,361
We have trouble, I think.
360
00:25:35,385 --> 00:25:38,380
The man who we see on
the roof, I try to kill him, but...
361
00:25:38,404 --> 00:25:41,504
What man? I don't
know. The other...
362
00:25:42,274 --> 00:25:44,320
The one from the cannon?
363
00:25:44,344 --> 00:25:46,404
He bent bars on cage.
364
00:25:48,474 --> 00:25:52,289
You must go now. Get
floor plan at Two On A Match.
365
00:25:52,313 --> 00:25:54,373
We must do job today.
366
00:25:56,333 --> 00:26:00,269
Hi. I'm Pam Davidson. I called.
367
00:26:00,293 --> 00:26:03,308
Mm-hmm. I only have 40
minutes. I have to be back in court.
368
00:26:03,332 --> 00:26:06,288
Hi, Pam. Welcome
to Two On A Match.
369
00:26:06,312 --> 00:26:09,388
Selecting a special friend is important.
It's something we shouldn't rush.
370
00:26:09,412 --> 00:26:12,448
It's not like selecting
poultry at the market.
371
00:26:12,472 --> 00:26:14,458
How beautifully put.
372
00:26:14,482 --> 00:26:17,307
We're here to take the
guesswork out of dating.
373
00:26:17,331 --> 00:26:20,417
I'd like you to fill out our matchmaker forms,
then we'll go right over to the video area.
374
00:26:20,441 --> 00:26:23,437
One of our trained psychologists will
guide you through an informal chat...
375
00:26:23,461 --> 00:26:26,407
that should help you to
find that special life mate.
376
00:26:26,431 --> 00:26:30,316
I know you're trying to do your job,
but I really don't have time for that.
377
00:26:30,340 --> 00:26:34,476
Well, as a matter of fact, maybe to speed
things along, I could walk you through, huh?
378
00:26:34,500 --> 00:26:37,306
Do you like sailing, Pam?
379
00:26:37,330 --> 00:26:39,500
Yes. Now, there's a coincidence.
380
00:26:40,270 --> 00:26:43,325
- I just happen to have
a 23-foot Cal at the marina.
- How nice.
381
00:26:43,349 --> 00:26:46,255
And special clients,
professional people,
382
00:26:46,279 --> 00:26:48,415
I like to offer our
Golden Match special.
383
00:26:48,439 --> 00:26:53,294
That includes dinner, dancing and a Sunday
sail with one of our professional matchmakers.
384
00:26:53,318 --> 00:26:55,394
- Down, boy.
- Okay, Pam.
385
00:26:55,418 --> 00:26:59,254
Now, I would like you to
think of me as your tour guide...
386
00:26:59,278 --> 00:27:02,434
through this adventure in life
science and consciousness-raising.
387
00:27:02,458 --> 00:27:05,363
You look like a tennis player.
Huh? Do you play tennis?
388
00:27:05,387 --> 00:27:07,497
I bet you do, huh? I bet you do.
389
00:27:08,267 --> 00:27:10,333
Weekend tennis.
390
00:27:10,357 --> 00:27:13,303
I live at the marina.
How 'bout you, Pam?
391
00:27:13,327 --> 00:27:16,403
Uh, can we get started? I
am trying a case this morning.
392
00:27:16,427 --> 00:27:18,472
I've gotta be back
in court shortly.
393
00:27:18,496 --> 00:27:23,252
Gee, I hate to rush initial
interviews, Pam. I'll tell you what.
394
00:27:23,276 --> 00:27:25,432
Maybe... Maybe we
could scotch it for now...
395
00:27:25,456 --> 00:27:28,312
and, uh, meet again after work,
396
00:27:28,336 --> 00:27:30,321
try the taping then.
397
00:27:30,345 --> 00:27:33,431
Maybe I could buy you dinner and really
explain this wonderful service we're selling.
398
00:27:33,455 --> 00:27:36,441
So far, all you've
been selling is yourself.
399
00:27:36,465 --> 00:27:40,261
Can I have the name of
the man in charge, please?
400
00:27:40,285 --> 00:27:42,371
Well, our director
is Biff Anderson,
401
00:27:42,395 --> 00:27:44,390
but I don't think he's
around right now.
402
00:27:44,414 --> 00:27:47,320
That name sounds familiar.
He lives in my building, I think.
403
00:27:47,344 --> 00:27:50,390
Maybe I know him. What does he
look like? No, you don't know him.
404
00:27:50,414 --> 00:27:54,330
Now, why don't we just
come right over here and, uh,
405
00:27:54,354 --> 00:27:56,379
I'll just roll tape,
406
00:27:56,403 --> 00:27:59,389
and we'll get you out of
here as quickly as we can.
407
00:27:59,413 --> 00:28:03,349
Where were you born, Pam? Tell
me a little bit about your background.
408
00:28:03,373 --> 00:28:07,419
Uh, I was born in Minneapolis.
409
00:28:07,443 --> 00:28:11,358
My parents still
live there, and, uh,
410
00:28:11,382 --> 00:28:15,352
my dad is in the
hardware business.
411
00:28:27,431 --> 00:28:29,417
Hi, Miss Vanderland.
412
00:28:29,441 --> 00:28:31,437
I'd like to be your
personal tour guide...
413
00:28:31,461 --> 00:28:34,296
through this experience
in social science.
414
00:28:34,320 --> 00:28:36,290
Do you sail, Erica?
415
00:28:38,350 --> 00:28:41,346
Welcome to the International
Circus Spectacular.
416
00:28:41,370 --> 00:28:44,336
You will be in the main tent, shot
from a cannon at the end of show.
417
00:28:44,360 --> 00:28:48,445
- Thank you.
- You can take Uri's tent. He's gone. No come back.
418
00:28:48,469 --> 00:28:52,305
How do you know that?
How can you be so sure?
419
00:28:52,329 --> 00:28:54,329
Is feeling, that's all.
420
00:28:59,458 --> 00:29:03,384
♪ Everybody's lips are sealed ♪
421
00:29:03,408 --> 00:29:07,354
♪ Everybody's hands are tied ♪
422
00:29:07,378 --> 00:29:11,243
♪ Everybody's got a secret ♪
423
00:29:11,267 --> 00:29:13,257
♪ To hide ♪
424
00:29:14,347 --> 00:29:19,353
♪ You know that
everybody wears a smile ♪
425
00:29:19,377 --> 00:29:23,312
♪ Everybody paints one on ♪
426
00:29:23,336 --> 00:29:26,372
♪ Soon as you turn around ♪
427
00:29:26,396 --> 00:29:29,376
♪ It's gone ♪
428
00:29:31,316 --> 00:29:35,261
♪ So ask me no questions
I'll tell you no lies ♪
429
00:29:35,285 --> 00:29:38,461
♪ And that's the way
the world goes round ♪
430
00:29:38,485 --> 00:29:42,391
♪ Zip your mouth
up Cover your eyes ♪
431
00:29:42,415 --> 00:29:46,421
♪ You better not make a sound ♪
432
00:29:46,445 --> 00:29:50,410
♪ Everybody's lips are sealed ♪
433
00:29:50,434 --> 00:29:54,350
♪ Everybody's hands are tied ♪
434
00:29:54,374 --> 00:29:58,280
♪ Everybody's got a secret ♪
435
00:29:58,304 --> 00:30:00,433
♪ To hide ♪♪
436
00:30:02,463 --> 00:30:05,379
- Hi!
- How are you doin'?
437
00:30:05,403 --> 00:30:09,439
I hear you've been asking
questions about Uri Yovanovitch.
438
00:30:09,463 --> 00:30:12,269
Yes. He was a friend of mine.
439
00:30:12,293 --> 00:30:16,378
You should not ask. If you want to live
long in this circus, you forget about Uri.
440
00:30:16,402 --> 00:30:18,398
Why? What's going on?
441
00:30:18,422 --> 00:30:21,302
You remember what I say.
442
00:30:22,432 --> 00:30:24,432
You forget him.
443
00:30:29,431 --> 00:30:33,377
Boy, we got him
there, didn't we?
444
00:30:33,401 --> 00:30:36,307
I don't know what's
going on here, Ralph.
445
00:30:36,331 --> 00:30:40,236
You know, somebody did
try to, uh, kill me, you know.
446
00:30:40,260 --> 00:30:43,060
Now a little dwarf pops out of the
woodwork and warns you off the case?
447
00:30:43,250 --> 00:30:45,446
I mean, I love it.
Don't you? A dwarf?
448
00:30:45,470 --> 00:30:49,436
It was a little
green guy, was it?
449
00:30:49,460 --> 00:30:52,479
Just kidding.
450
00:30:53,249 --> 00:30:56,405
- He wasn't green, was he?
- No. Black.
451
00:30:56,429 --> 00:31:00,325
Well. Anyway, then somebody remembered
me from the top of the high-rise,
452
00:31:00,349 --> 00:31:03,234
saw me here, put it
together, panicked...
453
00:31:03,258 --> 00:31:05,434
and decided to punch a
hole in my ticket with the tiger.
454
00:31:05,458 --> 00:31:10,274
Try this for a scenario. The circus is
filled with international personalities.
455
00:31:10,298 --> 00:31:14,384
We've got acts here from, uh, Poland,
Czechoslovakia, Romania, Bulgaria.
456
00:31:14,408 --> 00:31:17,293
All over the place.
Nice international flavor.
457
00:31:17,317 --> 00:31:19,373
International, as
in commie pinko.
458
00:31:19,397 --> 00:31:24,243
Now, suppose one of these acts is
doing a little espionage here for the reds,
459
00:31:24,267 --> 00:31:26,243
on a nationwide U.S. tour.
460
00:31:26,267 --> 00:31:30,262
At a dating service, Bill? Come
on. Circus people aren't political.
461
00:31:30,286 --> 00:31:34,352
Ralph, you're talking to a guy that
almost got turned into a tiger burger.
462
00:31:34,376 --> 00:31:37,352
As far as the dating service goes,
we don't know how that figures in.
463
00:31:37,376 --> 00:31:39,372
It could be a cover
for something else.
464
00:31:39,396 --> 00:31:43,351
Speaking about fronts, I was thinking, the
circus wouldn't be a bad place for us to be.
465
00:31:43,375 --> 00:31:47,371
We could travel all around the world,
solving cases in Spain, in Belgium,
466
00:31:47,395 --> 00:31:49,361
in the United States,
467
00:31:49,385 --> 00:31:51,381
and we could live in the circus.
468
00:31:51,405 --> 00:31:54,320
What about that class
you're so goofy about?
469
00:31:54,344 --> 00:31:57,450
You're not gonna let them trash the
entire public school system by themselves.
470
00:31:57,474 --> 00:32:01,410
Well, you know, I don't think
I'm doing them all that much good.
471
00:32:01,434 --> 00:32:04,400
- That sounds like quitter talk.
- Sounds like realistic talk.
472
00:32:04,424 --> 00:32:07,379
I don't wanna hear any more
talk about you deserting these kids.
473
00:32:07,403 --> 00:32:10,309
You like them?
474
00:32:10,333 --> 00:32:14,409
Ralph, I'm the number two
federal officer in all of Los Angeles.
475
00:32:14,433 --> 00:32:17,259
And if we crack
this clown caper,
476
00:32:17,283 --> 00:32:19,278
I'm gonna be number one.
477
00:32:19,302 --> 00:32:21,862
Now, come on. Let's get this
act out here and get it on the road.
478
00:32:24,242 --> 00:32:27,398
Right. All righty.
479
00:32:27,422 --> 00:32:30,317
Forgot this. Whew!
480
00:32:30,341 --> 00:32:33,347
Bill, I don't know how you
do it. If it was me, I'd quit.
481
00:32:33,371 --> 00:32:36,397
Oh! What, and give
up show business?
482
00:32:36,421 --> 00:32:38,431
Ugh.
483
00:32:43,290 --> 00:32:47,386
If Uri had not figured us out,
we would not have killed him,
484
00:32:47,410 --> 00:32:50,286
and these two would not be here.
485
00:32:50,310 --> 00:32:53,396
They must be eliminated,
and we must do it quickly.
486
00:33:02,379 --> 00:33:04,375
Mr. Hinkley!
487
00:33:04,399 --> 00:33:06,395
What are you guys doing here?
488
00:33:06,419 --> 00:33:10,254
Far out with the red cape and
the red underwear here, Mr. H.
489
00:33:10,278 --> 00:33:14,254
Uh, yeah. It's
kind of silly, isn't it?
490
00:33:14,278 --> 00:33:17,304
It needs a purple
hat and a Cadillac.
491
00:33:17,328 --> 00:33:20,413
Well, they gave it to me. I'm
gonna be shot off in a cannon today.
492
00:33:20,437 --> 00:33:24,273
What? Did you lose your whole
box of spaghetti or something?
493
00:33:24,297 --> 00:33:27,293
- Running around in your
underwear on this geek show.
- It isn't a geek show.
494
00:33:27,317 --> 00:33:29,283
It's wonderful!
This is the circus.
495
00:33:29,307 --> 00:33:31,433
It's the oldest form of
entertainment in the world.
496
00:33:31,457 --> 00:33:34,312
- We heard you was here. Mr. Maxwell told us.
- He did, huh?
497
00:33:34,336 --> 00:33:38,422
He said you was thinking about joining
the circus, 'cause we disappointed you.
498
00:33:38,446 --> 00:33:42,272
- Yeah, 'cause we didn't do
so good on those Iowa tests.
- Ohio tests.
499
00:33:42,296 --> 00:33:45,391
So what is it? You trying to
make us feel bad or something?
500
00:33:45,415 --> 00:33:48,301
I just... You know, I've
always loved the circus.
501
00:33:48,325 --> 00:33:51,725
Quite frankly, the circus I've been working
in recently hasn't been doing much for me.
502
00:33:52,235 --> 00:33:55,271
- He's talking about our class.
- That's us.
503
00:33:55,295 --> 00:33:57,420
I care for you guys.
You're real treasures.
504
00:33:57,444 --> 00:34:00,430
But, uh, you know, if it
doesn't work, it doesn't work.
505
00:34:00,454 --> 00:34:03,270
Aw, come on, man.
We'll take the test over.
506
00:34:03,294 --> 00:34:06,380
We all took a vote on it,
and, uh, we're gonna read it,
507
00:34:06,404 --> 00:34:09,430
and we're gonna take it
over during Easter vacation.
508
00:34:09,454 --> 00:34:11,399
- I mean, give us
a second chance here.
- Yeah.
509
00:34:11,423 --> 00:34:14,299
I mean, we don't
want to lose you, Mr. H.
510
00:34:14,323 --> 00:34:18,259
And, uh, see, we can do the
test again, for you. I know we can.
511
00:34:18,283 --> 00:34:21,329
Gotta do it for yourself,
Rhonda. You can't do it for me.
512
00:34:21,353 --> 00:34:23,428
I'm not so sure
about that, Mr. H.
513
00:34:23,452 --> 00:34:26,388
At first we'll do it for you
'cause we care about you,
514
00:34:26,412 --> 00:34:29,428
and then after a while, when we're
used to it, we'll do it for ourselves.
515
00:34:29,452 --> 00:34:31,428
Wow. Check that out, huh?
516
00:34:31,452 --> 00:34:34,272
She's right, you know.
517
00:34:35,321 --> 00:34:38,217
Well, all right.
518
00:34:38,241 --> 00:34:40,461
Hey, you're gonna stick
around and see me today?
519
00:34:41,231 --> 00:34:44,257
Hey, wouldn't miss
it, Mr. H. Boom! Plop.
520
00:34:44,281 --> 00:34:46,271
Yeah.
521
00:34:48,340 --> 00:34:51,406
- See you inside.
- Sure is a dumb-looking suit
you got there.
522
00:34:51,430 --> 00:34:55,300
Shut up! Will you shut up!
523
00:35:13,298 --> 00:35:16,354
♪♪ Ladies and gentlemen,
524
00:35:16,378 --> 00:35:21,414
welcome to International
Circus Spectacular!
525
00:35:21,438 --> 00:35:27,257
And for your pleasure, a
cavalcade of circus stars!
526
00:35:46,376 --> 00:35:49,382
Directing your attention
to the first ring...
527
00:35:49,406 --> 00:35:53,261
Alice the Elephant
and the beautiful Alicia!
528
00:35:53,285 --> 00:35:56,245
Boy, there's an elephant.
529
00:36:00,265 --> 00:36:03,260
The circus, huh, Pam?
530
00:36:03,284 --> 00:36:06,220
Oh, my, yes. This
sure is a circus.
531
00:36:06,244 --> 00:36:09,220
It sure is, huh?
Yes, the circus.
532
00:36:09,244 --> 00:36:11,230
I love the circus.
533
00:36:11,254 --> 00:36:14,280
On your matchmaker
form, it said you liked sailing.
534
00:36:14,304 --> 00:36:17,209
I've got a boat down
at the marina, Pam,
535
00:36:17,233 --> 00:36:20,359
and I thought maybe Saturday, if
you're not doing anything, I could, uh...
536
00:36:20,383 --> 00:36:23,279
Well, Chuck, I'm trying a case,
537
00:36:23,303 --> 00:36:26,263
and Saturday is my
day in the law library.
538
00:36:27,432 --> 00:36:30,308
It is, huh? Uh-huh.
539
00:36:30,332 --> 00:36:32,308
Yeah, sure, it is.
540
00:36:32,332 --> 00:36:35,208
And now Alicia will
have Alice the Elephant...
541
00:36:35,232 --> 00:36:37,428
sit on her favorite chair.
542
00:36:45,301 --> 00:36:48,237
Let's hear a round of applause
for the beautiful Alicia...
543
00:36:48,261 --> 00:36:51,227
and Alice the Elephant! Boy,
there's an elephant. Look at that, Pam.
544
00:36:51,251 --> 00:36:53,380
Is that an elephant
or is that an elephant?
545
00:36:56,380 --> 00:36:59,226
Oh, no.
546
00:36:59,250 --> 00:37:02,356
Or "oh, yes," depending
on what you're looking at.
547
00:37:02,380 --> 00:37:05,369
Right, Pam? Uh,
excuse me, Chuck.
548
00:37:15,219 --> 00:37:17,448
Counselor, where are you off to?
549
00:37:18,218 --> 00:37:23,214
Bill! That girl with Ralph. She was up in
the offices of Two On A Match this afternoon.
550
00:37:23,238 --> 00:37:25,334
She don't look like she
needs a dating service.
551
00:37:25,358 --> 00:37:29,234
Neither do I, thank you, but I'm sitting up
there with Chuck Chuckles all the same.
552
00:37:29,258 --> 00:37:32,203
What's happening? You were
supposed to finish casing that job by noon.
553
00:37:32,227 --> 00:37:35,447
I was in court all afternoon, and
then I got the call from my first date.
554
00:37:36,217 --> 00:37:40,283
I didn't know how far you wanted me
to take the cover, so I made the date.
555
00:37:40,307 --> 00:37:43,242
Well, good for you. That
shows initiative. I like that.
556
00:37:43,266 --> 00:37:47,292
The Vanderlands!
557
00:37:47,316 --> 00:37:49,252
We've gotta warn
Ralph. I'll take care of that.
558
00:37:49,276 --> 00:37:52,202
You get anything else?
Yeah, Biff Anderson.
559
00:37:52,226 --> 00:37:55,281
He's the director. He's got his name
on the letterhead and everything.
560
00:37:55,305 --> 00:37:58,371
Okay. Great. That's
great. Anything else?
561
00:37:58,395 --> 00:38:01,445
Well, it's, uh, just
an impression,
562
00:38:02,215 --> 00:38:05,221
but the guy that
operates the joint?
563
00:38:05,245 --> 00:38:08,360
He seemed bored to death, then when
I came in they all started hitting on me.
564
00:38:08,384 --> 00:38:11,340
It just didn't seem
professional, that's all.
565
00:38:11,364 --> 00:38:14,360
Could be a cover for something
else. You don't think they burned you?
566
00:38:14,384 --> 00:38:17,350
These guys at this
mix-and-match joint,
567
00:38:17,374 --> 00:38:19,389
this geek you're with.
568
00:38:19,413 --> 00:38:23,219
He's not a watchdog, is he?
Not in a million years. Trust me.
569
00:38:23,243 --> 00:38:26,239
He let me get up and walk away. If
he was a watchdog, he wouldn't let me.
570
00:38:26,263 --> 00:38:29,219
- There you are, Pamela!
- Probably not.
571
00:38:29,243 --> 00:38:31,329
Uh, Bill Maxwell, I'd like
you to meet Charles Fisher.
572
00:38:31,353 --> 00:38:34,248
Nice to know you, Bill!
Well, same here, Charles.
573
00:38:34,272 --> 00:38:36,318
You enjoying the circus? Yeah!
574
00:38:36,342 --> 00:38:39,368
Well, Chuck, you from
around here? Sure are, Bill.
575
00:38:39,392 --> 00:38:42,338
I think I detect a little
New Jersey accent in there.
576
00:38:42,362 --> 00:38:45,307
It used to be. I live
in the marina now.
577
00:38:45,331 --> 00:38:49,217
You're kidding! Really? What
street? Because... What street?
578
00:38:49,241 --> 00:38:54,247
Ocean. Ocean! Yeah, but
there's no apartments on Ocean.
579
00:38:54,271 --> 00:38:57,246
No houses. Yeah? Says who?
580
00:38:57,270 --> 00:39:00,210
Well, uh, uh, me.
581
00:39:08,420 --> 00:39:10,359
Get his gun.
582
00:39:13,319 --> 00:39:17,209
Okay. Okay. Hold
it right there, baby.
583
00:39:19,319 --> 00:39:22,324
Oh, not Charles Fisher at all.
584
00:39:22,348 --> 00:39:24,394
Kenny Givers. Hi, Kenny.
585
00:39:24,418 --> 00:39:29,378
Okay, one shot, Kenny. What's
going on down at the dating service?
586
00:39:31,238 --> 00:39:33,244
He's some kind of pro.
587
00:39:33,268 --> 00:39:35,353
We'll get his game
stats when we book him.
588
00:39:35,377 --> 00:39:38,213
You're just gonna
leave him like that?
589
00:39:38,237 --> 00:39:41,193
He's not gonna go anywhere
until they tear down the stands.
590
00:39:41,217 --> 00:39:45,313
I think this thing is starting to gather
momentum. You get back in your seat.
591
00:39:45,337 --> 00:39:48,402
♪♪
592
00:39:57,236 --> 00:40:00,341
The Flying Vanderlands!
593
00:40:00,365 --> 00:40:02,361
That's Abigail!
594
00:40:02,385 --> 00:40:06,331
And now, in the center ring,
595
00:40:06,355 --> 00:40:08,351
Mr. Ralph Hinkley,
596
00:40:08,375 --> 00:40:11,301
the human cannonball,
597
00:40:11,325 --> 00:40:16,220
will be shot out of a cannon
without the aid of a safety net!
598
00:40:16,244 --> 00:40:18,300
This is Mr. Hinkley's debut...
599
00:40:18,324 --> 00:40:21,370
with International
Circus Spectacular!
600
00:40:21,394 --> 00:40:25,269
Are you ready, Mr. Hinkley?
601
00:40:25,293 --> 00:40:28,253
♪♪
602
00:40:29,403 --> 00:40:32,399
This is nuts. You gotta be
out of your mind to do this.
603
00:40:32,423 --> 00:40:35,213
♪♪
604
00:40:49,281 --> 00:40:51,241
Let's go.
605
00:40:53,421 --> 00:40:56,241
Fire the cannon!
606
00:41:07,380 --> 00:41:10,386
Ralph, come in. Are you okay?
607
00:41:10,410 --> 00:41:12,430
What was that?
608
00:41:13,200 --> 00:41:15,285
What happened? I think
they spiked your cannon, kid.
609
00:41:15,309 --> 00:41:18,325
They're takin' off. I'll
follow them and talk you in.
610
00:41:21,219 --> 00:41:24,215
Oh, is this your car? I'm sorry.
611
00:41:24,239 --> 00:41:26,329
I was just gonna
leave you a note.
612
00:41:31,288 --> 00:41:34,428
She is trained to
sit on a red pedestal.
613
00:41:35,198 --> 00:41:39,223
I was leading her out, and
she saw it and just sat on it.
614
00:41:39,247 --> 00:41:42,203
Ta-da!
615
00:41:42,227 --> 00:41:46,193
They're getting away, and
an elephant sits on my car?
616
00:41:46,217 --> 00:41:47,383
What am I gonna tell Carlisle?
617
00:41:47,407 --> 00:41:50,183
- Bill, you're supposed
to talk me in. C'mon!
618
00:41:50,207 --> 00:41:52,242
Well, I'm doing the
best I can here Ralph.
619
00:41:52,266 --> 00:41:54,252
Bill. Davidson,
where's your car?
620
00:41:54,276 --> 00:41:56,322
- I came with Chuck.
- Uh... Villicana.
621
00:41:56,346 --> 00:41:59,252
Hey, what happened to Mr. H.,
going through the tent like that?
622
00:41:59,276 --> 00:42:04,341
He's okay. Just scratches. He landed in a
pile of hay and drove himself to the hospital.
623
00:42:04,365 --> 00:42:06,361
Villicana, I gotta have
your car. Get outta here!
624
00:42:06,385 --> 00:42:09,271
Do it, Tony. Come on.
Where is it? It's right over there.
625
00:42:09,295 --> 00:42:11,265
Come on, honey. Hey,
be careful with that ride!
626
00:42:13,415 --> 00:42:16,361
Don't worry about
us. We'll be fine.
627
00:42:16,385 --> 00:42:19,200
Bill, I'm waiting.
628
00:42:19,224 --> 00:42:22,210
Look, kid. I don't know. I
lost them. They're headed...
629
00:42:22,234 --> 00:42:25,230
I don't know where they're
going. This is really great, Bill.
630
00:42:25,254 --> 00:42:27,240
It all started at
Two On A Match.
631
00:42:27,264 --> 00:42:31,203
Let's take a chance, and I'll meet you
there. East corner of Sixth and Olive.
632
00:42:36,413 --> 00:42:40,279
Get Anderson out of there.
633
00:42:40,303 --> 00:42:42,382
Come on, Biff. Let's go.
634
00:43:00,411 --> 00:43:04,237
Uh, Bill, I think I'm on the
corner of Sixth and Olive.
635
00:43:04,261 --> 00:43:08,266
Look around. See if you can spot
a van. Dark color. Black, maybe.
636
00:43:08,290 --> 00:43:11,230
Yeah, there's one down here
at the west corner of the building.
637
00:43:41,188 --> 00:43:43,264
I've got him spotted, Bill.
638
00:43:43,288 --> 00:43:45,343
Go get him, kid.
639
00:43:45,367 --> 00:43:48,273
Okay, you stay
here. Nothing doing.
640
00:43:48,297 --> 00:43:51,307
At least I know the
floor plan up there.
641
00:44:28,204 --> 00:44:31,334
Freeze, sucker. Heard you coming
a mile away. What's in the bag, kid?
642
00:44:34,373 --> 00:44:38,339
That's him. That's the
guy that was kidnapped.
643
00:44:38,363 --> 00:44:42,259
Biff? Aha! You want to tell
me what's going on here?
644
00:44:42,283 --> 00:44:45,289
Because I gotta tell ya, this is
not a dating service. What is it?
645
00:44:45,313 --> 00:44:47,368
Maxwell, you're in for a
big commendation for this.
646
00:44:47,392 --> 00:44:50,358
This is a C.I.A. Records
Center and Debriefing Drop.
647
00:44:50,382 --> 00:44:54,278
Agents from all over the world
come here to debrief on tape.
648
00:44:54,302 --> 00:44:58,318
And this... this is the
entire C.I.A. network,
649
00:44:58,342 --> 00:45:00,377
worldwide.
650
00:45:00,401 --> 00:45:03,237
Every undercover agent
we've placed in the last 20 years.
651
00:45:03,261 --> 00:45:05,377
- Where's Uri?
- He's dead.
652
00:45:05,401 --> 00:45:09,207
They killed him when Uri
found out what they were up to.
653
00:45:09,231 --> 00:45:12,206
And who are you, young man?
654
00:45:12,230 --> 00:45:15,186
I'm, uh... He's with the circus.
655
00:45:15,210 --> 00:45:18,196
You got any trouble
with that, Biff?
656
00:45:18,220 --> 00:45:22,200
No. No, no. No problem at all.
657
00:45:28,369 --> 00:45:31,285
Look at these scores! I
can't believe these scores!
658
00:45:31,309 --> 00:45:33,375
Cyler got an 88
in Comprehension.
659
00:45:33,399 --> 00:45:37,184
Rhonda got a 90... a 90 in Lit!
660
00:45:37,208 --> 00:45:39,304
And look at this one. I love it
when you get excited like this.
661
00:45:39,328 --> 00:45:42,294
Hey, back off, baby.
You know what I mean?
662
00:45:42,318 --> 00:45:45,274
I get so excited when I see these scores.
It makes me feel proud to be a teacher.
663
00:45:45,298 --> 00:45:47,264
Even better than being
shot out of a cannon?
664
00:45:47,288 --> 00:45:50,283
Well, I wouldn't go that
far, but, uh, pretty close.
665
00:45:52,317 --> 00:45:55,333
That sounds like an
open-the-door-in-the-name-of-the-law knock.
666
00:45:55,357 --> 00:45:59,293
- Come in, Bill!
- Boy, wait'll you see this! You gotta see this!
667
00:45:59,317 --> 00:46:02,252
- Hey, Bill, look at this! Look at these scores!
- You gotta see this.
668
00:46:02,276 --> 00:46:04,292
Look at this sheet
here. Rap sheet.
669
00:46:04,316 --> 00:46:07,242
- Hello. Pam, for you.
- Oh.
670
00:46:07,266 --> 00:46:09,302
Okay, anyway, the point is this.
671
00:46:09,326 --> 00:46:13,212
Carlisle is over at the office
steaming his own clams, he's so mad.
672
00:46:13,236 --> 00:46:16,301
He gives me this
rotten little clown caper,
673
00:46:16,325 --> 00:46:19,221
and I bust the biggest
worldwide ring... Hello? Yes.
674
00:46:19,245 --> 00:46:21,301
Of international
information thieves ever!
675
00:46:21,325 --> 00:46:24,191
These Vanderland guys were running
around... How did you find me here?
676
00:46:24,215 --> 00:46:28,160
Busting security people in every
country where the circus played.
677
00:46:28,184 --> 00:46:31,270
They were selling the info to Third
World countries. Commies, pinkos, reds.
678
00:46:31,294 --> 00:46:33,270
They didn't care. Now, get this.
679
00:46:33,294 --> 00:46:36,320
I got a call from
the district director.
680
00:46:36,344 --> 00:46:40,329
Agent of the
month... Bill Maxwell.
681
00:46:40,353 --> 00:46:44,309
I got the cover story in
Bust and Badge magazine.
682
00:46:44,333 --> 00:46:47,319
That's the F.B.I. newsletter.
683
00:46:47,343 --> 00:46:50,179
I made the cover,
Ralph. The cover!
684
00:46:50,203 --> 00:46:54,298
Did I tell you about these test results? The
kids knocked 'em dead in the makeup tests.
685
00:46:54,322 --> 00:46:57,318
Aren't they incredible? I don't
believe this. You're not listening to me.
686
00:46:57,342 --> 00:47:00,328
You don't make the cover of
Bust and Badge magazine...
687
00:47:00,352 --> 00:47:05,267
unless the brass upstairs knows that
you're a real stand-up, out-front guy.
688
00:47:05,291 --> 00:47:09,317
I can't make a mistake! Carlisle couldn't
even nail me on the car that Alice sat on.
689
00:47:09,341 --> 00:47:12,257
- Alice?
- Alice the Elephant.
690
00:47:12,281 --> 00:47:15,297
Boy, that was one
real mashed red Bug.
691
00:47:15,321 --> 00:47:18,286
And that Charles Fisher,
a.k.a. Kenny Givers?
692
00:47:18,310 --> 00:47:21,296
The guy that was her date at
the dating service? I was right.
693
00:47:21,320 --> 00:47:24,316
A C.I.A. plant they dropped on her because
she was asking questions about Biff Anderson.
694
00:47:24,340 --> 00:47:27,336
Anyway, that's the last we're
ever gonna hear of Kenny Givers.
695
00:47:27,360 --> 00:47:31,245
I don't know, Kenny. I'm
kind of busy this weekend.
696
00:47:31,269 --> 00:47:33,325
Yeah.
697
00:47:33,349 --> 00:47:35,285
I'm not so sure
about that, Bill.
698
00:47:35,309 --> 00:47:39,205
Every C.I.A. guy in town has
been calling Pam to get a date.
699
00:47:39,229 --> 00:47:43,274
They saw the videotape she made, and being C.I.A.,
they can track her down anywhere, even here.
700
00:47:43,298 --> 00:47:46,264
That's awful! Yes, it
is awful! It's terrible.
701
00:47:46,288 --> 00:47:51,264
And you know about those feds. I
mean, they have that tenacious personality.
702
00:47:51,288 --> 00:47:54,303
Okay, Ralph, why don't
you just take it easy.
703
00:47:54,327 --> 00:47:59,313
Because all this is gonna just fade
away and disappear. I promise you.
704
00:47:59,337 --> 00:48:02,203
Uh, bye.
705
00:48:02,227 --> 00:48:05,273
Come in! Hi! Is Pam
Davidson around?
706
00:48:05,297 --> 00:48:08,376
What did you put in those tapes?
56706
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